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Ooh.
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I'm sorry about this.
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Don't you dare apologize.
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Thanks to you, we can afford
to get the other car fixed.
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Tell him, boys.
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- Bye, Dad.
- It's all right, Dad.
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Whatever.
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- Love you.
- Love you, darling.
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Ooh, and... and tell your boss
I hope she gets heart disease.
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Ooh. Oh.
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- Morning, Ted.
- Hey, Higgins...
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Ooh!
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Is he dead?
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I mean, you know, it's my
fault for staring at my phone.
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I just can't stop checking
on my family's flight.
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You know, I haven't shared
this with too many folks,
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but, um, Michelle and I,
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we've been having some marital issues.
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Ted, you really don't have to talk
about this if you don't want to.
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Oh, I don't mind.
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Tried couples therapy.
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Didn't like the other couple though.
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Oh, it feels good to laugh.
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Yeah, you know, our therapist
gave us this code word to use.
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So if either of us says "Oklahoma",
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the other one has to tell
the God's honest truth.
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Yeah, you know, it's pretty helpful.
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Did ruin the musical for me though.
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So now every time I hear,
"Oh, What a Beautiful Mornin'",
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or, uh... what... "Surrey
with the Fringe on Top", or...
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- "Shall We Dance?"
- No, that's from King and I.
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Anyway, if I hear any of those tunes,
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I immediately think
about my wife telling me
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that my constant optimism is too much.
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And this... sharing of feelings
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is 'cause I opened up to you
about my ex-husband at the gala.
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Yes, ma'am.
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Well, that's a lesson learned.
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Oh, come on now.
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I bet deep down you kinda dig
we're getting so close, right?
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I do.
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- Oklahoma?
- I do not.
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Mm-hmm.
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Jamie?
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You up?
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Hello?
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Is, uh, is Jamie here?
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Oh, my God. You're Keeley Jones.
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Yeah, I am.
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Hi, Jamie.
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No, no, no. No. You can't
get mad. You broke up with me.
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Like, 24 hours ago.
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How long's a man meant to be alone?
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What am I supposed to
do? Shower by myself?
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Sorry, can I just say,
I'm your biggest fan.
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I follow your Insta,
your Snap, everything.
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Wow, thank you.
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And, Jamie, thank you.
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Whenever I break up with someone,
I spend months questioning it,
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wondering if I made a
huge fucking mistake.
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But you have really helped me
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to feel good about
this decision, just by...
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being you.
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You're welcome.
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What?
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You said I made you feel
good about your decision.
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- Yeah.
- Did you mean it?
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- Yes.
- Well, then you're welcome.
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I like to make people feel good.
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- Mm.
- Mm.
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You still gonna be around
for the promo shoot later?
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Oh, the promo shoot that I've
spent weeks setting up for you?
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Yes.
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It was nice to meet you.
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Oh...
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Yes, yes, yes! Here!
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Yes, Jamie! Jamie, Jamie!
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Jamie, I'm open. Jamie!
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- What are you doing? That was going in.
- Well, we'll never know.
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Jamie, how many times I gotta
tell you to make the extra pass?
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Come on. Sam was more open
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than the jar of peanut butter
on my kitchen counter.
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What? What's he talking about?
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Oh, that's right. Y'all don't know
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I like to keep the peanut butter open.
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That way, whenever I walk by, I
can just stick my finger in there.
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Oh.
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- It's a fucking good idea, to be fair.
- Yeah, it is.
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Now look, when Sam is that open,
you gotta pass to him, okay?
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But why? Even when Sam's
open, Sam is still shit.
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I heard my name. What did he say?
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- Don't worry about it.
- Oh, okay.
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Guys, we gotta play
like a team tomorrow.
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Otherwise we're gonna get our
butts kicked. Extra passes.
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We're gonna keep doing this
until we get it right. Let's go.
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Dad!
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Practice is canceled.
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That is a lot longer run
than he thinks, though.
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Metaphor.
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- Hey!
- Daddy!
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I kinda thought y'all
would meet me halfway,
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but hey, that's all right. Hey, buddy!
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Helicopter!
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Oh, you got it.
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Two spins. How about that?
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Boy, you're gonna be
a dizzy fella there.
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- Slower helicopter.
- No way. Come on now.
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I missed you so much.
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Group hug.
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Hey! There he is.
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Hey, big guy. Look how
tall you got. What the heck?
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And look at this. I mean,
you, what... You got teeth now?
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- I already had teeth!
- And you can talk!
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Also, Ms. Welton, sorry to report,
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but this weekend's match will
not be completely sold out.
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Not a surprise. We've
lost four matches in a row,
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and we're facing relegation.
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But why be sorry?
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I think it's all going
rather smashingly.
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Uh...
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I'm happy to be the new brand
ambassador for Darsteiner.
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The favorite beer of Jamie Tartt.
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Oh, wait, wait, wait. Get my tats.
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Get that one. It's very important
to me. Chinese for "arm".
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- Jamie.
- What?
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- Just drink the beer.
- Yeah.
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No judgment, but are
you back with that twat?
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Bon appétit.
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No. We're done. God, I
love that you care though.
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I'll kiss you on the mouth
if I can reach those lips.
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You know, I put this whole
thing together. I get 10%.
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Hey, do you like mythology?
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You've seen a unicorn.
You ever seen a brewnicorn?
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- That's fucking funny.
- Oh, no.
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What's that? It's my beerby.
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- Come on.
- Okay.
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Y'all getting all this for free.
Not even extra for that.
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- Keeley.
- Hmm?
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If any of the other players
needed some branding work done,
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is that something
you'd be interested in?
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I don't want you to offer me a job
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just 'cause I was nice to you
in the loo the other night.
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Why not? Men give each other
jobs in toilets all the time.
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Yeah, they do.
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I meant employment. Like job-jobs.
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- So not hand, or blow, or foot?
- Foot?
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Oh, you're right. Technically
it would be... feet, right?
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Just give it a thought.
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Unless you want to carry on doing...
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What is it you do again?
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I'm sort of famous for
being almost famous.
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Excellent.
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- Maybe think of it as a plan B.
- Yeah.
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Okay, now, little tip
for y'all, all right?
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Fries are called "chips".
Chips are called "crisps".
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And "bangers" aren't great songs,
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but they do make you feel like
dancing 'cause they're so darn tasty.
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When you gonna win a
game, you fucking wanker?
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Hey, Baz. Fellas. Uh, this here...
This is my wife, Michelle.
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Absolute pleasure to
meet you, Mrs. Lasso.
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Nice recovery. Well executed.
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- Yeah, coach's wife. She's heard it all.
- Yeah.
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Hi, Ted. Hello, young man.
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Here are the darts. There's the
board. Try not to hit any regulars.
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Yeah, go have fun.
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- Your table's this way.
- Go on. After you.
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- Three fish-and-chips?
- Yes, please. And two pints.
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- I like your style.
- Yeah.
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Look at this.
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Do they, um, wrap the
fish-and-chips in newspaper?
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I read they do that here.
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No, no. I wish. Boy, I'd love that.
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Having my food teach me stuff?
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Yeah, that's your dream scenario, right?
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A doughnut that knows about
Rosa Parks or something.
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- Yeah. Exactly, yeah.
- Yeah.
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- Can fit a lot of wisdom just in the hole.
- Mm.
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Yeah.
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Oh. You already done, bud?
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Yeah, he probably should be.
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Ooh. Well, I'm sorry about that.
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Happens all the time.
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- What are you doing?
- I'm just curious, yeah?
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The photographer's gonna
send me over the pictures,
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and I'll just kill the ones
where you look like shit.
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Then I'll send them over to you.
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Uh, firstly, babe, there won't be
any where I look like shit because...
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And B, why don't you just
bring them over to my place
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and we can look at them together?
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Maybe we're naked.
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Oh...
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Hard no. Thank you again, Jamie.
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Smart move.
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Excuse me?
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I have to hang out with that prick.
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The fact that you would
choose to be with him
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is frankly mind-blowing.
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I'm not with him. We broke up.
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We're working together, actually.
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And who asked you anyway, huh?
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Right.
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I didn't know that, so... apologies.
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No, it's fine. You should
definitely weigh in on my life.
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I'll make sure that I text you
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anytime I have to make a decision, yeah?
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It's just that in training,
Sam was wide open,
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and Jamie wouldn't pass to him.
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But Sam was wide open.
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Now that's what I'm dealing with.
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Yes.
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- Here it is.
- Mm-hmm.
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Yeah. Okay. Now, hold on a second.
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Think we might have
missed a page. Oh, boy.
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Don't you wanna go ride
a real double-decker bus?
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After we finish.
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Mm-hmm. See? I like that.
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First we gotta build
it, then we can ride it.
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It's kind of a Field of Dreams paradigm.
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Okay.
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Well, six hands are better than four.
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Good morning.
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Hey, how you doing?
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- Hey, look at that scarf. I like it.
- Oi! Wanker.
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Don't you fuck up the match.
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I appreciate you. We'll
see what happens, huh?
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Hey, check it out.
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You never... Never seen
one of these before.
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That right there, that's a scone, okay?
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It's like a muffin, except it sucks
all the spit out of your mouth.
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There's your breakfast. All
right? Hey! What do you say?
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Thanks, Dad!
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Okay. There you go. Some
people's kids, holy moly.
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- It's pretty nice out there, isn't it?
- Oh. Yeah.
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- Hey.
- I can make us some breakfast.
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What's wrong?
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Nothing. I think I'm just
a little jet-lagged is all.
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I-I'm fine, Ted.
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No, no, no, no. No. Michelle,
you gotta talk to me.
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Okay? Hey, hey. Oklahoma.
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Every day...
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I wake up hoping that I'll feel
the way I felt in the beginning.
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But... But maybe that's
just what marriage is, right?
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I'll keep trying. You know I will.
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Ready to go!
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- I mean, you're gonna need pants, kiddo.
- Yeah.
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- You know...
- Let's get some pants. Come on.
248
00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:05,849
I mean, I don't know
what I'm supposed to do.
249
00:12:05,851 --> 00:12:08,393
Marriage. Just so, you
know, so complicated.
250
00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:10,896
So many different challenges and...
251
00:12:10,898 --> 00:12:13,648
- I think... I don't know.
- Sorry.
252
00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:14,941
You ever been married?
253
00:12:14,943 --> 00:12:16,568
Ha!
254
00:12:16,570 --> 00:12:19,529
Yeah, Nate. Coach's views
on romantic relationships
255
00:12:19,531 --> 00:12:21,990
are not too dissimilar from
his views on cooking steak.
256
00:12:21,992 --> 00:12:24,107
You know, you spend any
more than five minutes on one,
257
00:12:24,109 --> 00:12:25,452
loses its flavor.
258
00:12:25,454 --> 00:12:27,787
- That sound about right, Coach?
- Yeah.
259
00:12:27,789 --> 00:12:29,825
Do you mind if I ask you
a personal question then?
260
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Fire away.
261
00:12:30,876 --> 00:12:32,292
If you were worried
about your relationship,
262
00:12:32,294 --> 00:12:36,171
then why did you fly 4,438 miles away?
263
00:12:36,173 --> 00:12:38,840
That is a very specific number
to know off the top of your head.
264
00:12:38,842 --> 00:12:41,176
Oh, well, uh, my dad
used to be a cartographer.
265
00:12:41,178 --> 00:12:44,554
Used to say I was .001 miles tall.
266
00:12:46,391 --> 00:12:49,520
Yeah. Well, it's a good
question. Why do it?
267
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:52,771
I think at some point I realized
268
00:12:52,773 --> 00:12:57,486
that me being around so much
was doing more harm than good.
269
00:12:59,363 --> 00:13:02,199
Like, anytime I tried to solve
any of her problems, or...
270
00:13:03,909 --> 00:13:07,162
do something sweet for
her, it just would backfire.
271
00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:11,331
And then she and this
therapist we were working with
272
00:13:11,333 --> 00:13:13,989
decided that maybe the best thing to do
273
00:13:13,991 --> 00:13:15,877
would be to give her a little space.
274
00:13:15,879 --> 00:13:20,841
And so, um... well, I
gave her 4,400 and, um...
275
00:13:20,843 --> 00:13:21,843
Thirty-eight.
276
00:13:22,594 --> 00:13:24,179
Thirty-eight miles worth of it.
277
00:13:26,557 --> 00:13:30,433
Sorry to interrupt. I was
told one of you had my phone.
278
00:13:30,435 --> 00:13:32,394
Ah. Thank heavens.
279
00:13:32,396 --> 00:13:34,813
I deleted some apps to
optimize performance.
280
00:13:34,815 --> 00:13:36,439
Not Battleships, I hope.
281
00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:38,650
Ah. Oh, well. I was playing
that too much anyway.
282
00:13:38,652 --> 00:13:41,403
I'll leave you lads to
your match day planning.
283
00:13:41,405 --> 00:13:43,363
Now, well, hold your horse there, amigo.
284
00:13:43,365 --> 00:13:45,240
You mind if I get your
take on something?
285
00:13:45,242 --> 00:13:47,367
Wow, of course. Uh...
286
00:13:47,369 --> 00:13:52,122
Very exciting to be, uh,
invited into the inner sanctum.
287
00:13:52,124 --> 00:13:55,148
Um, Team Lasso, as it were.
288
00:13:55,150 --> 00:13:58,003
You and the missus. Y'all
been together a while, yeah?
289
00:13:58,005 --> 00:14:01,256
- Oh, yes, uh, 28 years.
- Oh.
290
00:14:01,258 --> 00:14:03,286
Five boys, three dogs,
291
00:14:03,288 --> 00:14:07,470
one 20-year-old cat whose impending
death will wreck me emotionally,
292
00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:11,057
and, uh, one small house that
manages to fit us all in it.
293
00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:12,786
Sounds like a full life right there.
294
00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:16,605
But I assume y'all have had your
fair share of hard times though, yeah?
295
00:14:16,607 --> 00:14:20,942
Did you not hear the five boys,
tiny house, dying cat part?
296
00:14:23,739 --> 00:14:24,988
That's the thing though, isn't it?
297
00:14:24,990 --> 00:14:28,952
If you're with the right person,
even the hard times are easy.
298
00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:31,953
Mm-hmm.
299
00:14:31,955 --> 00:14:36,084
Someone call 911. I want
to report a truth bomb.
300
00:14:37,127 --> 00:14:39,920
- I think... think they do 999 here.
- It is 999.
301
00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:41,421
- Yes. It is, yeah.
- For emergencies?
302
00:14:41,423 --> 00:14:43,089
Boy, that seems troublesome to me.
303
00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:45,509
You know, toddlers and,
just, butt dials and...
304
00:14:45,511 --> 00:14:46,718
- Oh, 'cause it's one key.
- Yeah.
305
00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:48,720
You'd probably have
police cars and ambulances
306
00:14:48,722 --> 00:14:50,680
- just zipping all over the place.
- Yeah.
307
00:14:50,682 --> 00:14:52,641
- Well, that happens a lot, doesn't it?
- It does. Yeah, yeah.
308
00:14:52,643 --> 00:14:54,768
- That explains it, actually.
- There you have it.
309
00:14:54,770 --> 00:14:57,062
Arlo White here with Chris Powell.
310
00:14:57,064 --> 00:15:00,649
Live from Nelson Road Stadium,
the home of AFC Richmond.
311
00:15:00,651 --> 00:15:02,359
All right, everyone!
Get in a fucking circle.
312
00:15:02,361 --> 00:15:04,110
- Let's throw this down!
- Come on, boys!
313
00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:05,654
Right, hands in.
314
00:15:05,656 --> 00:15:07,989
On three. One, two, three...
315
00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:10,075
- Richmond!
- Let's go!
316
00:15:12,329 --> 00:15:15,249
Let's go! Let's go!
317
00:15:21,630 --> 00:15:23,463
Jamie, you a germophobe?
318
00:15:23,465 --> 00:15:25,881
'Cause I'm trying to think of a
reason you didn't put your hand in
319
00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:27,676
- with the rest of the team.
- Didn't want to.
320
00:15:27,678 --> 00:15:28,679
Mm-hmm.
321
00:15:29,638 --> 00:15:31,388
I gotta say, man, sometimes
you remind me
322
00:15:31,390 --> 00:15:32,722
of my grandma with the channel hopper.
323
00:15:32,724 --> 00:15:34,724
You just push all the wrong buttons.
324
00:15:34,726 --> 00:15:39,229
Well, then how's about
you and me make a deal?
325
00:15:39,231 --> 00:15:40,689
Okay, I'm listening.
326
00:15:40,691 --> 00:15:44,651
You get to keep on preaching
all of your yeehaw bullshit,
327
00:15:44,653 --> 00:15:46,236
and in exchange,
328
00:15:46,238 --> 00:15:49,825
I'll keep ignoring you,
because this team is tragic.
329
00:15:51,243 --> 00:15:54,246
I score all the goals, and I'm
the only one they come to see.
330
00:15:54,997 --> 00:15:56,832
Does that sound fair? Hands in.
331
00:15:57,708 --> 00:15:59,666
You know, I'd love to hash
out some of the nuances there,
332
00:15:59,668 --> 00:16:01,126
but I'm not having the best of days...
333
00:16:01,128 --> 00:16:02,627
Actually, it doesn't
matter what you say.
334
00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:05,422
'Cause in my head, I'm just
hearing the crowd cheer my name
335
00:16:05,424 --> 00:16:07,299
after I score a goal tonight.
336
00:16:07,301 --> 00:16:10,322
♪ Jamie Tartt, doo-doo doo-doo-doo doo ♪
337
00:16:10,324 --> 00:16:12,345
♪ Jamie Tartt, doo-doo doo-doo-doo doo ♪
338
00:16:12,347 --> 00:16:14,150
As undeniably catchy as that tune is,
339
00:16:14,152 --> 00:16:16,850
- I need you to cut the crap right now...
- Dad!
340
00:16:16,852 --> 00:16:20,103
Hey, big guy. There he is. Hey.
341
00:16:20,105 --> 00:16:22,814
- Jamie Tartt?
- Hello, little lad.
342
00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:24,359
Would you sign my shirt?
343
00:16:25,235 --> 00:16:26,486
All right, turn around.
344
00:16:27,905 --> 00:16:29,696
That's pretty cool, huh?
345
00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:33,368
Now, next time I score
a goal, it won't just be for me.
346
00:16:36,079 --> 00:16:37,331
It'll be for you too.
347
00:16:38,916 --> 00:16:42,834
And for me. But... just for us.
348
00:16:42,836 --> 00:16:44,588
- Cool.
- Good lad.
349
00:16:46,590 --> 00:16:47,716
Good boy.
350
00:16:50,135 --> 00:16:51,801
Come on, let's get out there.
351
00:16:51,803 --> 00:16:54,930
♪ Jamie Tartt, doo-doo doo-doo-doo doo ♪
352
00:16:54,932 --> 00:16:57,349
♪ Jamie Tartt, doo-doo doo-doo-doo doo ♪
353
00:16:57,351 --> 00:16:58,892
- Come on, goalie!
- Link finds space.
354
00:16:58,894 --> 00:17:00,310
He rears back to shoot it.
355
00:17:00,312 --> 00:17:02,812
Oh! A stunning goal by
the Canadian midfielder!
356
00:17:02,814 --> 00:17:06,857
- Fuck's sake!
- I hate that poxy wanker! Fucking Lasso!
357
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:10,111
- Nice family though.
- Damn it, Paul! Don't humanize him!
358
00:17:10,113 --> 00:17:13,657
Well, after only six minutes,
Richmond are 2-0 down.
359
00:17:13,659 --> 00:17:14,674
Wanker! Wanker!
360
00:17:14,676 --> 00:17:17,077
And the Richmond supporters
are making their feelings known.
361
00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:18,161
Wanker! Wanker!
362
00:17:18,163 --> 00:17:20,163
Chris, you have to
think, if this continues,
363
00:17:20,165 --> 00:17:24,125
Lasso's time with Richmond will
be short and not very sweet.
364
00:17:24,127 --> 00:17:26,169
Tartt receives the ball. Clever there.
365
00:17:26,171 --> 00:17:27,879
- Go on, Jamie.
- He finds space.
366
00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:29,256
He has Obisanya on the right.
367
00:17:29,258 --> 00:17:33,051
No, he's doing it himself.
And, oh, what a finish!
368
00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:35,762
Jamie Tartt with an
incredible solo goal!
369
00:17:35,764 --> 00:17:37,973
Jamie Tartt, you fucking king!
370
00:17:37,975 --> 00:17:40,642
♪ Jamie Tartt, doo-doo doo-doo-doo doo ♪
371
00:17:40,644 --> 00:17:42,310
♪ Jamie Tartt, doo-doo doo-doo-doo doo ♪
372
00:17:42,312 --> 00:17:45,313
And thanks to budding
superstar, Jamie Tartt,
373
00:17:45,315 --> 00:17:48,900
Richmond are right back in
it at 2-1 in the 29th minute!
374
00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:51,194
- Me!
- What's he yelling?
375
00:17:51,196 --> 00:17:54,058
Um, "me". He's, uh, pointing
at the name on his back
376
00:17:54,060 --> 00:17:55,323
and repeatedly yelling "me".
377
00:17:55,325 --> 00:17:56,908
Me!
378
00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:59,160
Oh, I thought he was saying "meat".
379
00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:01,830
But, yeah, yours makes
a lot more sense. Okay.
380
00:18:01,832 --> 00:18:04,249
- Come on!
- Obisanya joins the attack.
381
00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:07,002
- Oh! The Nigerian is taken out!
- Bullshit!
382
00:18:07,004 --> 00:18:11,006
Come on, ref! They gotta knock that off!
383
00:18:11,008 --> 00:18:13,425
It'll be a yellow card here for Benson.
384
00:18:13,427 --> 00:18:15,237
And you have to say
he got off easy there.
385
00:18:15,239 --> 00:18:17,262
And Obisanya is still down.
386
00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:18,847
- He might be hurt.
- Yeah.
387
00:18:18,849 --> 00:18:21,183
Excuse me, mate.
388
00:18:21,185 --> 00:18:24,438
Oi! Check on your fucking teammate.
389
00:18:25,522 --> 00:18:28,440
The captain dispensing some
wisdom to the young superstar.
390
00:18:28,442 --> 00:18:29,776
Nothing wrong with that.
391
00:18:31,153 --> 00:18:32,986
- Sam?
- Yeah?
392
00:18:32,988 --> 00:18:35,322
I'm gonna have to move
you there. There you go.
393
00:18:35,324 --> 00:18:37,908
- What is your fucking problem?
- Oh! What is this?
394
00:18:37,910 --> 00:18:39,826
Kent and Tartt are at
each other's throats!
395
00:18:39,828 --> 00:18:42,996
- Okay. Hey, guys! Come on! Knock it off!
- Hopefully cooler heads will prevail.
396
00:18:42,998 --> 00:18:44,122
Fucking kill you!
397
00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:45,165
Same team!
398
00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:46,416
Unacceptable, Arlo.
399
00:18:46,418 --> 00:18:48,251
Chris, have you ever struck a teammate?
400
00:18:48,253 --> 00:18:50,337
- Are you mad? So what?
- No, but I've wanted to.
401
00:18:50,339 --> 00:18:51,546
- He's my own player.
- Yeah, yeah.
402
00:18:51,548 --> 00:18:53,590
- I'm actually a bit jealous.
- You gotta be...
403
00:18:53,592 --> 00:18:57,010
We haven't seen this
since 2001 in Newcastle.
404
00:18:57,012 --> 00:19:01,099
And a season of lows for
Richmond sinks even further still.
405
00:19:02,392 --> 00:19:03,683
You all right, Sam?
406
00:19:03,685 --> 00:19:05,528
Honestly, it doesn't even hurt anymore.
407
00:19:05,530 --> 00:19:06,936
But everyone was making such a fuss,
408
00:19:06,938 --> 00:19:08,529
I thought I should just stay down.
409
00:19:09,566 --> 00:19:11,107
No. Listen.
410
00:19:11,109 --> 00:19:14,194
I'm gonna pull you up, you're
gonna pretend to limp very badly,
411
00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:17,739
and you're gonna gesture like
you think you can bravely go on.
412
00:19:17,741 --> 00:19:20,283
- They'll love it.
- Oh, okay.
413
00:19:21,620 --> 00:19:24,788
Obisanya is on his
feet, but can he continue?
414
00:19:24,790 --> 00:19:26,122
Is he okay?
415
00:19:26,124 --> 00:19:28,657
Looks like he'll play through the pain.
416
00:19:28,659 --> 00:19:31,545
Such determination. You love to see it.
417
00:19:31,547 --> 00:19:33,129
Attaboy, Sam!
418
00:19:33,131 --> 00:19:35,298
Tartt steps up to take the free kick,
419
00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:37,425
with an opportunity to tie the game.
420
00:19:37,427 --> 00:19:41,012
Will he find a teammate or go for glory?
421
00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:43,475
With Tartt, that's usually
a rhetorical question.
422
00:19:50,732 --> 00:19:52,566
And he's done it!
423
00:19:52,568 --> 00:19:55,819
That's two for Jamie Tartt,
and Richmond are level
424
00:19:55,821 --> 00:19:57,612
in the 38th minute!
425
00:19:57,614 --> 00:19:59,406
He's a special player, Arlo.
426
00:19:59,408 --> 00:20:01,241
Look at this.
427
00:20:01,243 --> 00:20:02,617
And you have to wonder,
428
00:20:02,619 --> 00:20:04,746
where would Richmond be without him.
429
00:20:08,834 --> 00:20:09,835
I'll be right back.
430
00:20:10,794 --> 00:20:12,212
Me! Me!
431
00:20:13,547 --> 00:20:15,672
We certainly haven't seen this before.
432
00:20:15,674 --> 00:20:17,883
Ted Lasso is running into the stands.
433
00:20:17,885 --> 00:20:21,011
Well, where the hell is he off to?
434
00:20:21,013 --> 00:20:22,846
He's not slowing down on those steps.
435
00:20:22,848 --> 00:20:25,682
That's some real impressive
cardio from Ted Lasso there.
436
00:20:25,684 --> 00:20:26,685
Is he okay?
437
00:20:27,895 --> 00:20:30,562
- Hey, Rebecca.
- Hello, Ted.
438
00:20:30,564 --> 00:20:32,606
- You're doing great, Dad.
- Yeah, you got this.
439
00:20:32,608 --> 00:20:33,690
Thanks, guys.
440
00:20:33,692 --> 00:20:35,152
Uh, I wanna bench Jamie.
441
00:20:35,944 --> 00:20:38,184
But I didn't wanna do it
without checking with you first.
442
00:20:39,031 --> 00:20:40,947
But, Ted, you're the manager.
443
00:20:40,949 --> 00:20:44,409
So whatever you decide,
you have my full support.
444
00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:46,338
Thanks, boss. All
right. Later, alligators.
445
00:20:46,340 --> 00:20:47,383
Bye, Dad.
446
00:20:50,292 --> 00:20:52,375
And it appears Coach Lasso has decided
447
00:20:52,377 --> 00:20:54,461
to rejoin the match already in progress.
448
00:20:54,463 --> 00:20:57,130
Roberts, warm up. You're
going in. Let's go. Come on.
449
00:20:57,132 --> 00:20:59,382
Hey, highlighter. We
got ourselves a sub.
450
00:20:59,384 --> 00:21:00,967
- Sixteen's going in for nine. Okay?
- Okay.
451
00:21:00,969 --> 00:21:02,471
Appreciate you, sir. Thank you.
452
00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:10,894
Okay.
453
00:21:10,896 --> 00:21:13,813
Well, it looks like Lasso is
making an early substitution here.
454
00:21:13,815 --> 00:21:15,984
He's bringing Roberts
on, and he's taking off...
455
00:21:16,944 --> 00:21:20,028
Jamie Tartt?
456
00:21:20,030 --> 00:21:21,446
He's our best player!
457
00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:23,490
Me?
458
00:21:23,492 --> 00:21:25,033
You don't know what you're doing!
459
00:21:25,035 --> 00:21:26,910
You don't know what you're doing!
460
00:21:26,912 --> 00:21:28,328
You don't know what you're doing!
461
00:21:28,330 --> 00:21:29,955
What on earth?
462
00:21:29,957 --> 00:21:32,374
He's taking off his best player.
463
00:21:32,376 --> 00:21:34,918
And with less than a minute
remaining in the half.
464
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:36,962
- Wanker! Wanker! Wanker!
- Number 16, Robbie Roberts,
465
00:21:36,964 --> 00:21:38,588
for number 9, Jamie Tartt.
466
00:21:38,590 --> 00:21:40,631
Hey, way to play out there.
Way to get us back in.
467
00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:44,052
Shut up. Fucking stupid twat.
468
00:21:45,556 --> 00:21:48,765
The referee looks at
his watch, and that's halftime.
469
00:21:48,767 --> 00:21:51,603
What kind of reception awaits
Lasso in his locker room?
470
00:22:03,866 --> 00:22:05,617
Oi, sit down and listen.
471
00:22:12,666 --> 00:22:14,066
We got ourselves a tied game.
472
00:22:15,335 --> 00:22:16,336
Nice work.
473
00:22:18,755 --> 00:22:23,175
Fellas, we're broken. We need to change.
474
00:22:23,177 --> 00:22:25,844
And, look, I know change can be scary.
475
00:22:25,846 --> 00:22:27,970
One minute, you're playing freeze tag
476
00:22:27,972 --> 00:22:29,848
out there at recess
with all your buddies.
477
00:22:29,850 --> 00:22:33,310
Next thing you know, you're
getting zits, your voice gets low.
478
00:22:33,312 --> 00:22:36,688
And every time your art teacher,
Ms. Scanlon, leans over your desk
479
00:22:36,690 --> 00:22:38,690
to check and see how
your project's going,
480
00:22:38,692 --> 00:22:40,650
you feel all squiggly inside.
481
00:22:42,529 --> 00:22:43,530
Mm.
482
00:22:44,281 --> 00:22:48,535
She was a striking woman. Not
classically beautiful, but striking.
483
00:22:50,329 --> 00:22:52,996
First time I ever saw tan lines.
484
00:22:52,998 --> 00:22:54,638
Most of the time,
change is a good thing.
485
00:22:55,459 --> 00:22:57,294
Now, I think that's what it's all about.
486
00:22:58,837 --> 00:23:00,754
Embracing change.
487
00:23:00,756 --> 00:23:02,339
Being brave.
488
00:23:02,341 --> 00:23:06,845
Doing whatever you have to, so
that everyone in your life...
489
00:23:08,555 --> 00:23:09,973
can move forward with theirs.
490
00:23:11,767 --> 00:23:13,018
'Cause maybe...
491
00:23:14,186 --> 00:23:16,813
it's the only way you can
truly help her be happy.
492
00:23:24,321 --> 00:23:26,406
Obviously by "her", I'm
referring to Lady Football.
493
00:23:28,492 --> 00:23:29,868
Good save.
494
00:23:30,744 --> 00:23:33,830
Sam, we're gonna shift you to
midfield for the second half.
495
00:23:34,623 --> 00:23:37,249
And Beard's gonna walk y'all
through the rest of the changes.
496
00:23:37,251 --> 00:23:39,042
Oh, hey, hey, hey. One last thing.
497
00:23:39,044 --> 00:23:41,444
And I want everyone's eyes on
me when I say this. Look at me.
498
00:23:51,765 --> 00:23:54,057
- Never really liked Tartt.
- We know, Roy.
499
00:23:54,059 --> 00:23:55,477
Everybody, come on.
500
00:23:56,979 --> 00:23:58,895
Two minutes of added time remaining.
501
00:23:58,897 --> 00:24:01,106
Still level at two goals apiece.
502
00:24:01,108 --> 00:24:03,692
Richmond have played well,
even without Jamie Tartt.
503
00:24:03,694 --> 00:24:05,235
Here we go.
504
00:24:05,237 --> 00:24:07,863
Oh, he's open. He's open.
He's open. There you go.
505
00:24:07,865 --> 00:24:10,824
A through ball from Cockburn.
And Kent is off to the races!
506
00:24:10,826 --> 00:24:11,883
Come on!
507
00:24:11,885 --> 00:24:13,451
Kent has only one man to beat.
508
00:24:13,453 --> 00:24:15,996
He could take it himself,
509
00:24:15,998 --> 00:24:20,544
but he makes the extra pass
to a wide open Obisanya!
510
00:24:23,839 --> 00:24:26,341
Oh! And he buries it!
511
00:24:27,634 --> 00:24:30,218
Oh, my God! Whoo!
512
00:24:30,220 --> 00:24:31,985
Richmond take the lead
513
00:24:31,987 --> 00:24:34,933
with barely a minute
of stoppage time left.
514
00:24:41,572 --> 00:24:43,398
Scorer for Richmond's third goal,
515
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:45,944
number 24, Sam Obisanya.
516
00:24:55,037 --> 00:24:57,037
Yeah!
517
00:24:57,039 --> 00:24:58,454
I'm so sorry! I'm just so happy!
518
00:24:58,456 --> 00:24:59,998
No, I love it! I love this energy!
519
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,792
- Here, Coach. Take this guy from me.
- Oh, yeah!
520
00:25:06,006 --> 00:25:07,088
That's the way you do it!
521
00:25:07,090 --> 00:25:09,340
Nicely done, gentlemen! Nicely done!
522
00:25:09,342 --> 00:25:11,968
Way to do it! Yes! Yes! Yes!
523
00:25:11,970 --> 00:25:13,345
Took balls, what you did.
524
00:25:14,806 --> 00:25:17,557
That's all we got is
balls, Roy. It's all we got.
525
00:25:17,559 --> 00:25:20,644
All right! Yeah! There
you go. Way to play.
526
00:25:20,646 --> 00:25:22,731
How about that, Coach?
527
00:25:23,690 --> 00:25:25,440
You hear that, Coach?
528
00:25:25,442 --> 00:25:27,526
Wanker! Wanker!
529
00:25:27,528 --> 00:25:29,238
Well, same word, ain't it?
530
00:25:30,239 --> 00:25:33,073
Yeah, but different.
531
00:25:33,075 --> 00:25:37,287
Yeah, kinda like back in the
'80s when bad meant good, right?
532
00:25:38,038 --> 00:25:40,080
Who was president back then?
533
00:25:40,082 --> 00:25:43,375
- Ronald Reagan.
- "Ronald Reagan? The actor?"
534
00:25:43,377 --> 00:25:46,252
Oh, man. I love it
when you do Doc Brown.
535
00:25:46,254 --> 00:25:48,173
You walked me right into that.
536
00:25:55,472 --> 00:25:58,890
Daddy! Dad!
537
00:25:58,892 --> 00:26:00,725
Hey! There he is!
538
00:26:00,727 --> 00:26:02,519
Yoo-hoo-hoo!
539
00:26:02,521 --> 00:26:04,396
How about that, huh? We won one.
540
00:26:04,398 --> 00:26:05,480
- Daddy?
- Yeah?
541
00:26:05,482 --> 00:26:06,817
What's a wanker?
542
00:26:07,776 --> 00:26:09,653
Well, kiddo. That is a, uh...
543
00:26:10,404 --> 00:26:12,641
That's a man that likes to
be alone with his thoughts.
544
00:26:12,643 --> 00:26:13,905
Make sense?
545
00:26:13,907 --> 00:26:16,366
Let's give you a better view
of all this. Ready?
546
00:26:16,368 --> 00:26:18,201
Get up there, kiddo. Look at that.
547
00:26:18,203 --> 00:26:20,417
Wave to the people.
That's it. Let them know.
548
00:26:20,419 --> 00:26:21,955
Let them see, huh?
549
00:26:24,501 --> 00:26:26,253
Oh, shit.
550
00:26:29,381 --> 00:26:30,382
Yeah.
551
00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:32,801
One touch.
552
00:26:36,638 --> 00:26:40,265
I just keep thinking about the
first time we met, back at school.
553
00:26:42,644 --> 00:26:45,228
Us being the only two people
in that big old parking lot
554
00:26:45,230 --> 00:26:46,980
at the exact same time.
555
00:26:48,942 --> 00:26:50,734
So random.
556
00:26:50,736 --> 00:26:53,695
No way for us to know that it was
going to be the start of something.
557
00:26:53,697 --> 00:26:55,614
Oh!
558
00:26:55,616 --> 00:26:57,115
- Hey.
- Did I scare you?
559
00:26:57,117 --> 00:27:01,620
You snuck up on a woman in a
parking lot at night.
560
00:27:01,622 --> 00:27:03,747
Yeah, Roy, well done.
561
00:27:03,749 --> 00:27:07,093
I'm sorry. I'm an idiot. I was
also an idiot yesterday, so...
562
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:08,921
It's okay.
563
00:27:14,426 --> 00:27:15,427
Good night, Keeley.
564
00:27:17,638 --> 00:27:18,639
Good night, Roy.
565
00:27:20,057 --> 00:27:22,518
I look back at everything
we've been through,
566
00:27:23,310 --> 00:27:25,229
and I wouldn't change a single thing.
567
00:27:27,272 --> 00:27:28,273
Even now.
568
00:27:30,317 --> 00:27:31,527
What are you saying?
569
00:27:32,611 --> 00:27:35,862
Michelle, if there is
something I could... do
570
00:27:35,864 --> 00:27:39,493
or something I could say that
would make you be happy...
571
00:27:40,577 --> 00:27:42,661
just being with me, I'd do it.
572
00:27:42,663 --> 00:27:44,454
I'd do it in a nanosecond.
573
00:27:44,456 --> 00:27:46,706
But I ain't got no
control over any of that.
574
00:27:48,919 --> 00:27:50,671
You don't have to keep trying anymore.
575
00:27:52,172 --> 00:27:53,173
It's okay.
576
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:57,803
I'm gonna be okay. Yeah?
577
00:28:05,561 --> 00:28:07,435
Okay, quick feet. There we go.
578
00:28:07,437 --> 00:28:08,520
Shoot.
579
00:28:10,274 --> 00:28:14,067
I promised myself I would
never quit anything in my life.
580
00:28:14,069 --> 00:28:15,487
But you're not quitting, Ted.
581
00:28:17,698 --> 00:28:19,366
You're just letting me go.
582
00:28:23,912 --> 00:28:24,995
Yeah.
583
00:28:24,997 --> 00:28:26,498
Come on.
584
00:28:27,833 --> 00:28:29,168
Oh.
585
00:28:30,942 --> 00:28:32,026
You ready?
586
00:28:32,028 --> 00:28:33,587
- Yeah.
- Yes. Thank you.
587
00:28:33,589 --> 00:28:35,881
- It's all right.
- I appreciate you, Shannon. Thank you.
588
00:28:35,883 --> 00:28:37,173
Hey, buddy.
589
00:28:37,175 --> 00:28:39,634
I'm gonna see you the second
after the season's over, okay?
590
00:28:39,636 --> 00:28:41,428
And we're gonna talk every day?
591
00:28:41,430 --> 00:28:44,014
Absolutely. Just like we do,
big guy. You know it. Okay?
592
00:28:44,016 --> 00:28:46,310
Well, gimme a hug, please. Yeah.
593
00:28:49,563 --> 00:28:52,272
Okay now, okay.
594
00:28:52,274 --> 00:28:55,402
Hey, I love you. Go ahead, get on.
595
00:29:59,883 --> 00:30:02,886
Oi, wanker. Good job tonight.
596
00:30:04,388 --> 00:30:05,804
Thank you, sir.
597
00:30:05,806 --> 00:30:08,433
Keep an eye on us. We might
be turning this thing around.
598
00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:40,840
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