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-Hey, Randi, quick question.
-Hey, what's up?
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♪ Who let the cats in? ♪
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♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow ♪
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(chuckles): I can't believe
you fell for that again.
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The answer is me.
♪ I let the cats in! ♪
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-♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow. ♪
-RANDI: Okay.
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You're her boyfriend.
Make it stop.
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I think it's cute.
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♪ Meow, meow, meow,
meow, meow. ♪
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Okay, I can't with this today.
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Why so cranky, spanky?
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I got new neighbors,
and they kept me up all night.
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Oh. Were they fighting
or were they, uh, "fighting"?
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My neighbors bang on the wall
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when Glen and I get to ruttin'.
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I'm a screamer.
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They were definitely fighting,
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unless their pet names for
each other are "nagging bitch"
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and "lazy asshat."
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-So, I had kind of a brainstorm.
-Ooh.
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Lucky for you,
I brought my brain umbrella.
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My sister Mariella's daughter
Gracie takes piano lessons
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from this woman Nicole,
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and I was thinking
we set her up with Max.
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Which one?
Mariella, Gracie or Nicole?
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Well, Mariella's married,
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Gracie's six and quote,
"doesn't want to be tied down,"
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so that leaves Nicole.
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What's she like?
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She seems super cool.
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She just moved back
from New York.
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Ooh, and she used to be
a gymnast.
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Uh, that's probably more for Max
than you.
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If she can teach me
to do a cartwheel,
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then that is for me.
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I would love to see Max
find somebody.
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Me, too.
It doesn't make any sense.
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If I were that good-looking,
I'd have ten girlfriends.
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All named Kat.
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Yeah, you know, maybe
the four of us should go out.
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Take the pressure off.
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You just want her to teach you
to cartwheel, don't you?
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All the kids could do them
and I couldn't.
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Ta-da!
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And yet your back hurt too much
to take the trash out?
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Yeah.
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It was all that ruttin'.
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♪ Me, oh, my, oh, my, oh, me ♪
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♪ Nothin' wrong with you
but I'd rather be me. ♪
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You guys okay with this place?
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Yeah, this is great.
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I drive by it every day
and say,
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"I wish I was the type of
person who hangs out there,"
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and look at me now.
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Should we get some drinks?
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(chuckles) I teach piano
to eight-year-olds,
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the answer is
always gonna be yes.
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Yeah, Oscar said
you're a music teacher.
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That's so cool.
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Is it? 'Cause today
Kyle Jenkins asked
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if I was alive
during pilgrim times
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and threw up on my shoes.
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Not these. I changed.
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Well, I get it,
I work with cats.
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But at least with them you get
a little advance warning.
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(mimics cat retching)
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MAX:
Anyway, okay.
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(chuckles)
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Oscar tells me that you lived
in New York for a while.
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Yeah, I spent three years
trying to break into Broadway.
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Finally got into Wicked.
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Oh, that's awesome, what part?
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Audience member.
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But when I sang "Popular"
in the restroom at intermission,
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the woman in the next stall
clapped.
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Are you sure
she was applauding you?
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She might've just been
proud of her work.
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(laughs) Great.
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You just killed the highlight
of my Broadway career.
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(both laughing)
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(laughs forcefully)
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You know, I took Max
to his first musical ever.
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I don't like to brag,
but did I change his life?
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Yes, I did.
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What was it?
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Billy Elliot.
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He cried twice.
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I mean, he just wanted to dance.
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And he did.
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You know,
Max is a musician, too.
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He sings and writes
his own songs.
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Oh.
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Yeah, in college,
we kind of ruled
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the Louisville karaoke scene.
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At any moment,
we're just a nudge away
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from "Don't Go Breaking
My Heart."
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Sometimes
they don't even need a nudge.
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Perhaps you've heard of us,
SilverBird?
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Kat Silver. Max Kingbird.
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Well, my last name is Tweedy,
so...
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Oh, my God, TweedyBird?
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Totally in.
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Yeah, combining names is
kind of our thing.
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Don't worry, babe, we can be OK.
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You get it?
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Oscar? Kat? OK.
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(Kat chuckles)
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Not okay.
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Hurry up and get in the bedroom.
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Oh, I thought we were
going out to dinner,
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but you know what?
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Th-This is way better.
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What-what are you doing?
Put those back on!
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Seems counterproductive
but okay.
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Shh! Just listen.
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DOUG:
Who you texting with now?
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Is that him?
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CARLIE:
It's a work text, Doug!
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You'd understand that
if you had a job!
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-(arguing continues)
-What is happening?
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Okay, that's Carlie,
she's a nurse.
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She works a lot
and she's having an affair
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with a doctor named Brad
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while Doug is
out playing pickleball.
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Wait, what the hell is
pickleball?
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I don't know,
but he spent $500 on a paddle,
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and Carlie is not having it.
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DOUG: You told me to take time
to find myself!
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CARLIE:
To work on your novel,
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not waste your time
with Call of Duty!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on.
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How is Call of Duty
a waste of time?
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-Shush!
-Come on, baby.
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We haven't been together
all week.
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Let's get naked
or go get our fondue on.
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Hell, naked fondue sounds fun,
too.
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In a minute, let me just see
what happens next.
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"In a minute" for sex or fondue?
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I need to know
what I'm getting excited about!
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CARLIE:
That's great,
pour yourself another drink.
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That'll solve things!
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DOUG:
Maybe you should have one
and loosen up.
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-CARLIE: I can't.
-DOUG: Why not?
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-CARLIE: I'm pregnant!
-(both gasp)
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Damn! Is it his?
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I don't think so.
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Oh, Doug, you're in
a real pickleball now.
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This was
the perfect double date.
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I mean, good food,
good company, and Max paid.
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You kidding?
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It was the longest
three hours of my life,
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and I've been bra shopping
with my mother.
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For my mother.
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Really?
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I thought you were having fun.
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Plus, Max and Nicole
really clicked.
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(scoffs) Okay.
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Only thing that clicked was
her ill-fitting shoes.
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What was wrong with her shoes?
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Please. (scoffs)
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Her toes were
hanging off the front
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like lemmings
going over a cliff.
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Boo, next time,
you got to alternate.
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You know, margarita, water,
margarita, water.
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Don't get me wrong,
she is very attractive,
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from the ankles up.
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Are you still mad 'cause
she took the last pretzel bite?
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I'm just looking out for Max.
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And yes,
there were 12 pretzel bites.
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Standard appetizer protocol:
three for each of us.
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Well, for Max's sake,
I hope they go out again.
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(scoffs) Well,
if anyone knows Max, it's me.
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And lemming toes,
one and done.
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Hey, did I miss anything?
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Carlie bought
another pregnancy test,
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-but she hasn't taken it yet.
-Oh.
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Kung Pao chicken
and a lady peeing on a stick,
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I'm so glad we finally found
a show we both like.
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(chuckles)
Wait, you liked Bridgerton.
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Oh, yeah, that's right, I did.
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Carlie is still on the phone
with her mom.
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She has a condo in Lexington,
so she thinks she's all that.
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Hey, um, what is he doing here?
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Oh, I was telling him
all about my neighbors at work,
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and you know how happy
gossip makes him.
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And the Housewives
are on hiatus.
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Well, I thought tonight was
supposed to be you and me
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listening to the personal
problems of total strangers.
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I mean, it'll be weird
if Phil's here.
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He's as quiet as a church mouse.
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But if a squeal of delight
does sneak out,
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it's the Lord's fault.
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(knocking)
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Knock, knock, who's there?
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Prosecco!
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(squeals)
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Praise Jesus.
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Meanwhile, downtown,
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Kat went to Middle-see
her friend Max.
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Sometimes I like to pretend
I'm in Sex and the City.
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Hey, what's going on?
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It has been a day.
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Meowly Cyrus has worms,
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so it's been a lot of
sifting through litter boxes
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and inspecting cat butts.
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You know, you're allowed
to say "nothing much."
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(chuckles) Listen, um,
about last night,
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I don't know what Oscar was
thinking, but I am so sorry.
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About what?
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-Hey, Kat!
-Oh. Oh! Hey!
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Hey, it's Nicole!
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I didn't know she was here.
You didn't say that.
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Well, you were pretty busy
talking about wormy cat butts.
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(laughs) Oh, my gosh,
ooh, look at your shoes.
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-I just got 'em.
What do you think?
-So cute.
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Does this woman not know
what size shoe she wears?
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You know, there's a lot of
stuff written about you
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on the ladies' room wall.
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Really? Well,
I hope it's as nice
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as the stuff written about me
in the men's room.
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It was until what I just wrote.
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-Oh.
-Oh! (laughs)
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Funny and pretty.
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Get a gander of these shoes.
She's the whole package.
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(Max chuckles)
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Oh, hey,
Seth's taking his break.
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Get up there
and show me what you got.
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Oh, come on, I don't want to...
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You're the one
who's been bragging about
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what a great piano player
you are.
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Okay, I have
never said that once.
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Oh, my God.
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You can't play the piano,
can you?
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It's all a lie.
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(laughter)
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KAT (laughing):
Max!
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Always the funniest friend
I've had
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for 22 years,
seven months and two weeks.
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If I knew the days,
that would be creepy.
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I would love to hear you play,
too, Nicole.
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All right.
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But when I ask if everybody's
having a good time,
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I better hear
some enthusiastic "hell yeahs."
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-Isn't she great?
-Yeah.
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But, you know,
can she really play that thing?
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(playing gentle melody)
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♪ ♪
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Oh, that answers
that question.
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I've been asked to play a song,
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but for this one
I'm gonna need a partner.
251
00:08:54,092 --> 00:08:55,759
(scoffs)
I am not going up there.
252
00:08:55,852 --> 00:08:58,444
Max Kingbird,
please report to the stage.
253
00:08:58,597 --> 00:09:01,614
Oh. Of course,
she was talking to you.
254
00:09:01,767 --> 00:09:02,999
Go TweedyBird!
255
00:09:04,119 --> 00:09:06,461
(playing
"Don't Go Breaking My Heart")
256
00:09:10,125 --> 00:09:12,551
♪ Don't go breaking my heart ♪
257
00:09:13,445 --> 00:09:15,445
♪ I couldn't if I tried ♪
258
00:09:15,538 --> 00:09:16,963
That's our song.
259
00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:20,207
♪ Honey, if I get restless ♪
260
00:09:20,302 --> 00:09:22,118
♪ Baby, you're not that kind ♪
261
00:09:22,211 --> 00:09:25,379
She's that kind.
She's definitely that kind.
262
00:09:25,399 --> 00:09:28,549
♪ Don't go breaking my heart ♪
263
00:09:28,569 --> 00:09:31,444
♪ You took the weight off
of me ♪
264
00:09:33,148 --> 00:09:35,240
♪ Oh, honey,
when you knock on my door ♪
265
00:09:35,467 --> 00:09:38,326
♪ Ooh, I gave you my key ♪
266
00:09:40,639 --> 00:09:42,455
♪ Whoo-hoo ♪
267
00:09:43,975 --> 00:09:45,417
♪ Nobody knows it ♪
268
00:09:45,644 --> 00:09:47,568
♪ Nobody knows ♪
269
00:09:47,662 --> 00:09:49,312
♪ When I was down ♪
270
00:09:49,331 --> 00:09:51,481
♪ I was your clown ♪
271
00:09:51,499 --> 00:09:52,816
♪ Whoo-hoo ♪
272
00:09:53,576 --> 00:09:55,501
-♪ Nobody knows it ♪
-Kat, what are you doing?
273
00:09:55,596 --> 00:09:58,079
♪ Nobody knows ♪
274
00:09:58,098 --> 00:09:59,598
♪ Right from the start ♪
275
00:09:59,825 --> 00:10:01,766
♪ I gave you my heart ♪
276
00:10:01,918 --> 00:10:03,993
♪ Whoa, oh ♪
277
00:10:04,012 --> 00:10:05,345
-(screams)
-(thuds)
278
00:10:05,497 --> 00:10:08,315
(pained):
♪ Gave you my heart. ♪
279
00:10:13,429 --> 00:10:15,780
Why are you going all psycho
raccoon on those muffins?
280
00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:17,690
I'm stressed,
I'm looking for the chocolate,
281
00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:19,359
I need the chocolate.
282
00:10:19,453 --> 00:10:21,268
And why are you so stingy
with the chips?
283
00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:23,437
I put in a handful per muffin.
284
00:10:23,531 --> 00:10:26,273
Well, look at those tiny hands.
Next time go for two.
285
00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:27,959
Well, they may be tiny,
286
00:10:28,111 --> 00:10:31,421
but they can slap
like big girl hands.
287
00:10:33,950 --> 00:10:35,967
Um, are you okay?
288
00:10:36,194 --> 00:10:37,677
Yeah, why?
289
00:10:40,365 --> 00:10:41,547
I'm worried about Max.
290
00:10:41,624 --> 00:10:43,791
Is it that weird mole
on the back of his neck?
291
00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:45,702
I swear that thing winked at me.
292
00:10:45,720 --> 00:10:47,312
No, it's Nicole.
293
00:10:47,463 --> 00:10:48,888
Oh, I thought he liked her.
294
00:10:49,040 --> 00:10:50,556
He does, but he's stupid.
295
00:10:50,709 --> 00:10:52,725
He doesn't know
she's all wrong for him.
296
00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:54,377
How so?
297
00:10:54,396 --> 00:10:55,545
Well, she's one of
those people that you think is,
298
00:10:55,563 --> 00:10:57,322
like, pretty and nice
and kind and funny
299
00:10:57,473 --> 00:10:59,883
and talented and generous,
but then you look at her shoes.
300
00:11:00,568 --> 00:11:02,385
Okay,
unless those shoes were made
301
00:11:02,404 --> 00:11:04,737
from the skin of newborn babies,
I'm not following.
302
00:11:04,890 --> 00:11:06,239
I-I can't explain it.
303
00:11:06,391 --> 00:11:07,982
But I know Max
better than anyone,
304
00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:09,316
and-and this is a mistake.
305
00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:11,244
Hmm... you sure you don't need
306
00:11:11,396 --> 00:11:13,079
a little peanut butter
to go with that jelly?
307
00:11:13,231 --> 00:11:15,173
What? I'm not jealous.
308
00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:17,083
-Fine. All right.
-Randi, I'm not.
309
00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:19,010
-So drop it.
-It's been dropped.
310
00:11:19,162 --> 00:11:20,086
I'm just saying...
311
00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:22,013
Oh, look who picked it up.
312
00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:27,185
Look at this,
313
00:11:27,336 --> 00:11:29,245
in bed with another woman
and a gay man.
314
00:11:29,264 --> 00:11:32,749
It's the '70s all over again.
315
00:11:32,842 --> 00:11:34,192
Oh, the '70s.
316
00:11:34,343 --> 00:11:37,195
The things I did
for quaaludes.
317
00:11:37,272 --> 00:11:39,447
The things I did on quaaludes.
318
00:11:40,850 --> 00:11:43,426
Aren't people your age
supposed to be talking about
319
00:11:43,519 --> 00:11:45,019
pills that help you poop?
320
00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:46,262
DOUG:
Carlie?
321
00:11:46,281 --> 00:11:48,206
(gasps) Shh, shh. Doug's home.
322
00:11:48,433 --> 00:11:49,523
DOUG:
What are you doing?
323
00:11:49,543 --> 00:11:51,117
-CARLIE: Packing.
-DOUG: For where?
324
00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:52,769
-CARLIE: My mother's.
-DOUG: Oh, please.
325
00:11:52,862 --> 00:11:54,270
You're going to Brad's.
326
00:11:54,363 --> 00:11:56,105
CARLIE:
Fine, I'm going to Brad's,
are you happy?
327
00:11:56,124 --> 00:11:59,384
Oh! I'm very, very happy.
328
00:11:59,535 --> 00:12:01,778
-CARLIE: Just leave me alone!
-(door slams)
329
00:12:01,796 --> 00:12:04,205
She should go to Brad's.
330
00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:06,282
At least he's giving me
a grandchild.
331
00:12:07,210 --> 00:12:09,452
Maybe I'm a little
overinvested in this.
332
00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:12,880
Are we sure that
the baby is Brad's?
333
00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:14,381
Of course it is.
334
00:12:14,476 --> 00:12:16,884
It happened the weekend
Doug went to Nashville.
335
00:12:16,978 --> 00:12:18,361
Follow the damn show.
336
00:12:19,965 --> 00:12:21,147
Oh, hey.
337
00:12:21,299 --> 00:12:23,074
Ah, the gang's all here.
338
00:12:23,151 --> 00:12:25,318
And Phil is sitting
on my pillow.
339
00:12:25,470 --> 00:12:26,411
Great.
340
00:12:26,562 --> 00:12:29,806
Don't worry,
I toot lilac and lavender.
341
00:12:29,899 --> 00:12:31,140
(chuckles) Check it out.
342
00:12:31,159 --> 00:12:33,400
Carlie's moving out
to go live with Dr. Brad.
343
00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:34,419
Oh, cool, cool.
344
00:12:34,570 --> 00:12:35,736
Uh, can I talk to you
for a second?
345
00:12:35,830 --> 00:12:37,313
Oh, yeah, sure. Ooh.
346
00:12:37,406 --> 00:12:38,481
Make sure you guys come get me
if Doug starts crying.
347
00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:40,550
Y'all know I love it
when Doug cries.
348
00:12:42,170 --> 00:12:43,928
I think I saw Doug
in the elevator.
349
00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:46,580
Spill that tea, girl.
350
00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:48,725
One word: Crocs.
351
00:12:49,770 --> 00:12:51,010
Say no more.
352
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:53,012
What are they doing here again?
353
00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:55,014
Well, I invited them again.
Is that a problem?
354
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:56,182
Look at me.
355
00:12:56,334 --> 00:12:57,834
I've folded my arms.
356
00:12:57,927 --> 00:12:59,185
Yes, it's a problem.
357
00:12:59,262 --> 00:13:02,447
Well, you had fun with them
last night.
358
00:13:03,174 --> 00:13:04,282
Didn't you?
359
00:13:04,433 --> 00:13:06,859
Doesn't mean I want them here
every night.
360
00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:09,345
This is supposed to be our time.
361
00:13:09,364 --> 00:13:12,031
Well, last week when it was
supposed to be "our time,"
362
00:13:12,183 --> 00:13:13,958
you and Max went
to Chuck E. Cheese.
363
00:13:14,185 --> 00:13:16,110
But you said you were could
with that,
364
00:13:16,204 --> 00:13:18,779
-and it was Dave & Buster's.
-Same thing.
365
00:13:18,799 --> 00:13:20,039
They are not the same thing.
366
00:13:20,191 --> 00:13:21,649
You can't get drunk
at Chuck E. Cheese.
367
00:13:21,651 --> 00:13:23,026
Believe me, I tried.
368
00:13:23,194 --> 00:13:25,452
RANDI:
Point is, I don't sit around
waiting for you
369
00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:27,380
to decide when it's "our time."
370
00:13:27,532 --> 00:13:29,123
CARTER:
Well, by my calculations,
371
00:13:29,259 --> 00:13:30,883
"our time" hasn't happened
in over a week.
372
00:13:31,036 --> 00:13:34,720
RANDI:
Oh, sorry, I'll try to find you,
what, two minutes?
373
00:13:34,815 --> 00:13:37,131
-DOUG (crying): Carlie, please.
-CARTER: That was one time...
374
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:38,724
DOUG: What does Brad
give you that I don't?
375
00:13:38,893 --> 00:13:40,634
Oh, don't you hate it
376
00:13:40,654 --> 00:13:43,470
when two of your favorite shows
are on at the same time?
377
00:13:43,565 --> 00:13:46,574
(overlapping arguing)
378
00:13:54,059 --> 00:13:55,667
-Hey, Kat.
-Oh!
379
00:13:55,818 --> 00:13:57,669
Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
Are you okay?
380
00:13:57,820 --> 00:14:00,338
Yep, yep, just, uh...
Yeah, just a little dizzy,
381
00:14:00,489 --> 00:14:02,507
but, ooh, I kind of like that.
(chuckles)
382
00:14:02,584 --> 00:14:04,400
Are you here to see Max?
Well, that's a stupid question.
383
00:14:04,493 --> 00:14:05,510
Although you could be here
to see me, like,
384
00:14:05,661 --> 00:14:06,678
I'm not nobody.
Whoa, maybe I hit my head
385
00:14:06,905 --> 00:14:07,995
harder than I thought.
386
00:14:08,831 --> 00:14:11,257
Yeah, I'm-I'm here
to see Max again.
387
00:14:11,409 --> 00:14:13,000
Hope I'm not coming on
too strong.
388
00:14:13,094 --> 00:14:14,001
You don't think I am, do you?
389
00:14:14,095 --> 00:14:15,761
No, no, not at all.
390
00:14:15,856 --> 00:14:16,913
Good.
391
00:14:17,006 --> 00:14:18,172
'Cause I really like him.
392
00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:20,024
(chuckles):
Oh, good. Good for you.
393
00:14:20,176 --> 00:14:21,508
Good for him.
Good for both of you.
394
00:14:21,603 --> 00:14:25,012
Good for everybody.
Really just plain good!
395
00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:26,347
Still dizzy?
396
00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:29,016
Nope, just a lot of words
and only one mouth.
397
00:14:29,110 --> 00:14:30,351
-You want to join us?
-Oh, no.
398
00:14:30,445 --> 00:14:32,428
I'm-I'm sure you two
want to be alone.
399
00:14:32,521 --> 00:14:34,163
-Well, actually...
-Okay, I'll join.
400
00:14:35,691 --> 00:14:38,877
Here you go, ladies, tater tots
with three dipping sauces:
401
00:14:39,028 --> 00:14:40,361
Cheez Whiz, ranch,
402
00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:43,548
and what is either
barbeque sauce or old ketchup.
403
00:14:43,775 --> 00:14:44,883
Bon appétit.
404
00:14:45,034 --> 00:14:46,867
Do you have mustard?
405
00:14:46,961 --> 00:14:48,202
Get out.
406
00:14:48,296 --> 00:14:50,371
-(laughs)
-Oh, oh, your first fight.
407
00:14:50,448 --> 00:14:53,207
Remember, no name calling,
use "I" statements only.
408
00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:54,708
Well, I think you're crazy.
409
00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:57,286
I want you to try one.
410
00:14:57,380 --> 00:14:58,563
(groans)
411
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:02,975
(laughs)
412
00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:05,403
I was right,
this is super gross.
413
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:07,888
(laughs) You guys are so cute.
414
00:15:07,982 --> 00:15:09,465
I want to drill holes
in the top of your heads
415
00:15:09,484 --> 00:15:11,725
and turn you into
salt and pepper shakers.
416
00:15:11,745 --> 00:15:13,060
Wow.
417
00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:14,654
-That's a specific compliment.
-(chuckles)
418
00:15:14,748 --> 00:15:16,897
So, when are you gonna take
this lovely young lady
419
00:15:16,991 --> 00:15:18,249
out on a real date?
420
00:15:18,401 --> 00:15:20,643
Said no jealous woman ever.
421
00:15:20,662 --> 00:15:22,645
Yeah, Kingbird,
when are you gonna take me out?
422
00:15:22,738 --> 00:15:26,674
Really? You want more than tots
and a trio of dubious sauces?
423
00:15:27,928 --> 00:15:29,485
Fine, I'm off next Tuesday.
424
00:15:29,504 --> 00:15:31,412
Ooh, the infamous
night of the taco.
425
00:15:31,506 --> 00:15:34,081
-(chuckles)
-How's your Tuesday looking?
426
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:36,250
-(groans) Better now.
-Oh!
427
00:15:36,327 --> 00:15:38,327
Wah-bam! Tuesday it is.
428
00:15:38,421 --> 00:15:40,104
Where are you gonna take her?
429
00:15:40,256 --> 00:15:42,498
Well, I was thinking maybe...
430
00:15:42,591 --> 00:15:43,608
That won't work.
431
00:15:43,835 --> 00:15:45,259
Start with a cocktail
at The Brown Hotel.
432
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:46,945
Classic Louisville at its best.
433
00:15:47,096 --> 00:15:49,172
Then dinner at Scarlucci's
followed by a moonlit stroll
434
00:15:49,265 --> 00:15:50,615
along the waterfront,
435
00:15:50,766 --> 00:15:54,118
and then-- Oh! What?
What's that? Fireworks.
436
00:15:54,270 --> 00:15:56,512
Perfect for a romantic kiss.
437
00:15:56,531 --> 00:15:59,031
Passers-by applaud,
their faith in love restored
438
00:15:59,184 --> 00:16:00,625
thanks to you.
439
00:16:00,776 --> 00:16:03,753
Call me Kat?
Call me Cupid.
440
00:16:06,524 --> 00:16:08,282
Why are you getting
so worked up?
441
00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:09,801
It's one stupid night.
442
00:16:10,028 --> 00:16:11,302
How are you not getting this?
443
00:16:11,529 --> 00:16:13,972
I want to spend time with you,
alone.
444
00:16:14,199 --> 00:16:16,015
I miss you.
445
00:16:17,035 --> 00:16:18,142
Aw.
446
00:16:18,294 --> 00:16:20,144
Well, why didn't you
just say that
447
00:16:20,296 --> 00:16:22,205
instead of all
that other dumb stuff?
448
00:16:22,207 --> 00:16:23,815
Sometimes I got to talk
for a while
449
00:16:23,966 --> 00:16:25,608
before I know what I'm saying.
450
00:16:26,544 --> 00:16:28,319
Well, you're right.
451
00:16:28,546 --> 00:16:31,322
Our time is special
and we never get enough of it.
452
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:33,807
There's nothing hotter
than when you say I'm right.
453
00:16:33,901 --> 00:16:35,284
(chuckles)
454
00:16:37,980 --> 00:16:39,330
I don't hear anything.
455
00:16:39,557 --> 00:16:41,574
The only thing I hear is
your damn nose.
456
00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:43,984
It's whistling like a teapot.
457
00:16:44,078 --> 00:16:46,078
It was the cheese.
458
00:16:46,231 --> 00:16:48,548
Brie makes me mucusy.
459
00:16:49,734 --> 00:16:51,676
Let's get closer.
460
00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:56,255
CARTER:
How about this? Is this right?
461
00:16:56,407 --> 00:16:58,241
-RANDI: Well, it's not wrong.
-Oh, dear.
462
00:16:58,334 --> 00:16:59,575
What?
463
00:16:59,594 --> 00:17:01,168
Oh, my.
464
00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:04,355
We should not be watching this.
465
00:17:04,507 --> 00:17:06,733
-CARTER: Yeah!
-And yet here we are.
466
00:17:12,181 --> 00:17:13,439
You could help, you know.
467
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:16,350
I'm not pointing out all
the things you're doing wrong.
468
00:17:16,519 --> 00:17:17,518
That's kind of helping.
469
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,370
There's a wrong way
to put up chairs?
470
00:17:19,597 --> 00:17:23,332
I didn't think there was,
but look at this nightmare.
471
00:17:24,527 --> 00:17:26,544
By the way, um,
472
00:17:26,695 --> 00:17:27,770
Nicole's great.
473
00:17:27,863 --> 00:17:30,048
(sighs) Right?
474
00:17:30,199 --> 00:17:31,865
It's like we have
this connection
475
00:17:32,034 --> 00:17:33,292
on so many different levels.
476
00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:35,887
I was beginning to think
I would never find that.
477
00:17:36,038 --> 00:17:37,371
Well, it was just
a matter of time.
478
00:17:37,465 --> 00:17:39,448
(chuckles) Oh,
I completely forgot.
479
00:17:39,467 --> 00:17:40,966
Nicole said
she would love to teach you
480
00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:41,967
how to do a cartwheel.
481
00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:43,210
Oh, I taught myself.
482
00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:44,303
I found a YouTube video.
Check it out.
483
00:17:44,455 --> 00:17:45,712
-Kat, no.
-No, no, no. I got this.
484
00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:46,713
Arms up.
485
00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,608
Lunge, kick...
486
00:17:49,644 --> 00:17:51,069
-Oh...
-(groaning)
487
00:17:51,220 --> 00:17:53,738
Okay. That's... how it's done.
488
00:17:53,889 --> 00:17:55,648
I think I should probably get
out of here.
489
00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:57,575
(laughter)
490
00:17:58,244 --> 00:18:00,653
Hey, Kat. Thanks again.
491
00:18:00,805 --> 00:18:01,895
For what?
492
00:18:01,989 --> 00:18:03,823
For setting me up with Nicole.
493
00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:05,324
Oh, well...
494
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:07,810
I just want you to be happy.
495
00:18:07,829 --> 00:18:09,194
You're my person.
496
00:18:09,347 --> 00:18:11,714
You're my person, too.
497
00:18:13,209 --> 00:18:14,717
-I'll see you tomorrow.
-Yeah.
498
00:18:22,343 --> 00:18:24,977
Oh, hey,
did you forget something?
499
00:18:40,269 --> 00:18:42,603
I can't believe Randi and Carter
kicked us out.
500
00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:45,456
Well, we were watching them
have sex.
501
00:18:45,533 --> 00:18:49,109
No, we were watching them
about to have sex.
502
00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:51,278
He couldn't even get
her bra off.
503
00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:53,113
Well, it did not help
504
00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:56,025
that you started
shouting instructions.
505
00:18:56,118 --> 00:18:57,451
It was killing me.
506
00:18:57,470 --> 00:19:01,055
He was pawing at her like
a bear with a picnic basket.
507
00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:05,368
Oh, hey,
what are you two doing here?
508
00:19:05,386 --> 00:19:07,812
We had one hell of a night.
509
00:19:08,039 --> 00:19:10,389
We heard things,
we saw things.
510
00:19:10,541 --> 00:19:12,191
So many things.
511
00:19:13,227 --> 00:19:15,211
And I learned
how to take a bra off.
512
00:19:15,229 --> 00:19:18,639
Do you know that some clasp
in the front?
513
00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:21,159
Um, that sounds fun. Good night.
514
00:19:21,310 --> 00:19:22,551
You okay, sweetheart?
515
00:19:22,553 --> 00:19:23,977
Yeah. Yeah,
of course I'm okay.
516
00:19:24,071 --> 00:19:25,312
I mean, why wouldn't I be okay?
517
00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:26,647
Can't I come in
from having drinks
518
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:28,073
with my best friend
without being asked
519
00:19:28,226 --> 00:19:29,074
a million questions?
520
00:19:29,227 --> 00:19:30,334
You're acting weird.
521
00:19:30,561 --> 00:19:32,653
I'm always acting weird,
it's my thing.
522
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:34,422
(squawks)
523
00:19:36,567 --> 00:19:38,533
Yeah,
it's always been her thing.
524
00:19:39,754 --> 00:19:42,905
♪ I've been trying to make sense
of all this ♪
525
00:19:42,924 --> 00:19:44,590
♪ Maybe I was a slave
to her kiss ♪
526
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:46,592
♪ I don't know
how I could've missed ♪
527
00:19:46,761 --> 00:19:48,835
♪ The warning signs ♪
528
00:19:48,930 --> 00:19:51,430
♪ She's always trying
to track me down ♪
529
00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:53,858
♪ Even when I don't need
to be found ♪
530
00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:56,027
♪ Accusing me
of running around ♪
531
00:19:56,178 --> 00:19:58,604
♪ So I'm running ♪
532
00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:00,364
♪ We'll never be a match ♪
533
00:20:00,516 --> 00:20:03,108
♪ But there's just one catch ♪
534
00:20:03,261 --> 00:20:05,277
♪ I've got to watch my back ♪
535
00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:09,782
♪ 'Cause I know
she's always watching me ♪
536
00:20:09,934 --> 00:20:14,253
♪ I'm running away ♪
537
00:20:15,106 --> 00:20:19,383
♪ I'm running away ♪
538
00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:22,637
♪ Running away. ♪
539
00:20:24,373 --> 00:20:25,965
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00:20:26,117 --> 00:20:28,726
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