1 00:00:02,394 --> 00:00:04,169 -Hey, Randi, quick question. -Hey, what's up? 2 00:00:04,396 --> 00:00:06,063 ♪ Who let the cats in? ♪ 3 00:00:06,081 --> 00:00:07,414 ♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow ♪ 4 00:00:07,566 --> 00:00:10,250 (chuckles): I can't believe you fell for that again. 5 00:00:10,402 --> 00:00:12,011 The answer is me. ♪ I let the cats in! ♪ 6 00:00:12,238 --> 00:00:14,755 -♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow. ♪ -RANDI: Okay. 7 00:00:14,849 --> 00:00:16,831 You're her boyfriend. Make it stop. 8 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:18,183 I think it's cute. 9 00:00:18,260 --> 00:00:19,852 ♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow. ♪ 10 00:00:20,079 --> 00:00:21,912 Okay, I can't with this today. 11 00:00:21,930 --> 00:00:23,671 Why so cranky, spanky? 12 00:00:23,691 --> 00:00:25,916 I got new neighbors, and they kept me up all night. 13 00:00:25,934 --> 00:00:29,361 Oh. Were they fighting or were they, uh, "fighting"? 14 00:00:29,588 --> 00:00:31,196 My neighbors bang on the wall 15 00:00:31,348 --> 00:00:33,615 when Glen and I get to ruttin'. 16 00:00:34,777 --> 00:00:36,744 I'm a screamer. 17 00:00:38,205 --> 00:00:39,687 They were definitely fighting, 18 00:00:39,707 --> 00:00:41,932 unless their pet names for each other are "nagging bitch" 19 00:00:41,950 --> 00:00:43,709 and "lazy asshat." 20 00:00:44,620 --> 00:00:46,937 -So, I had kind of a brainstorm. -Ooh. 21 00:00:46,955 --> 00:00:50,031 Lucky for you, I brought my brain umbrella. 22 00:00:50,776 --> 00:00:53,944 My sister Mariella's daughter Gracie takes piano lessons 23 00:00:54,113 --> 00:00:55,220 from this woman Nicole, 24 00:00:55,297 --> 00:00:56,538 and I was thinking we set her up with Max. 25 00:00:56,632 --> 00:00:59,783 Which one? Mariella, Gracie or Nicole? 26 00:00:59,952 --> 00:01:01,226 Well, Mariella's married, 27 00:01:01,378 --> 00:01:03,954 Gracie's six and quote, "doesn't want to be tied down," 28 00:01:03,972 --> 00:01:05,380 so that leaves Nicole. 29 00:01:05,474 --> 00:01:06,473 What's she like? 30 00:01:06,567 --> 00:01:07,791 She seems super cool. 31 00:01:07,810 --> 00:01:09,126 She just moved back from New York. 32 00:01:09,144 --> 00:01:10,477 Ooh, and she used to be a gymnast. 33 00:01:10,646 --> 00:01:12,220 Uh, that's probably more for Max than you. 34 00:01:12,239 --> 00:01:13,906 If she can teach me to do a cartwheel, 35 00:01:14,057 --> 00:01:15,074 then that is for me. 36 00:01:15,301 --> 00:01:17,076 I would love to see Max find somebody. 37 00:01:17,227 --> 00:01:18,893 Me, too. It doesn't make any sense. 38 00:01:18,913 --> 00:01:21,497 If I were that good-looking, I'd have ten girlfriends. 39 00:01:22,065 --> 00:01:23,473 All named Kat. 40 00:01:23,567 --> 00:01:24,991 Yeah, you know, maybe the four of us should go out. 41 00:01:25,160 --> 00:01:26,643 Take the pressure off. 42 00:01:26,662 --> 00:01:28,312 You just want her to teach you to cartwheel, don't you? 43 00:01:28,330 --> 00:01:30,714 All the kids could do them and I couldn't. 44 00:01:32,742 --> 00:01:33,667 Ta-da! 45 00:01:34,486 --> 00:01:37,579 And yet your back hurt too much to take the trash out? 46 00:01:37,598 --> 00:01:38,913 Yeah. 47 00:01:38,933 --> 00:01:41,308 It was all that ruttin'. 48 00:01:42,469 --> 00:01:44,161 ♪ Me, oh, my, oh, my, oh, me ♪ 49 00:01:44,163 --> 00:01:46,563 ♪ Nothin' wrong with you but I'd rather be me. ♪ 50 00:01:47,833 --> 00:01:48,849 You guys okay with this place? 51 00:01:49,001 --> 00:01:50,016 Yeah, this is great. 52 00:01:50,093 --> 00:01:51,610 I drive by it every day and say, 53 00:01:51,761 --> 00:01:53,687 "I wish I was the type of person who hangs out there," 54 00:01:53,839 --> 00:01:55,172 and look at me now. 55 00:01:55,265 --> 00:01:56,356 Should we get some drinks? 56 00:01:56,508 --> 00:01:57,950 (chuckles) I teach piano to eight-year-olds, 57 00:01:58,101 --> 00:01:59,952 the answer is always gonna be yes. 58 00:02:00,103 --> 00:02:01,528 Yeah, Oscar said you're a music teacher. 59 00:02:01,605 --> 00:02:02,679 That's so cool. 60 00:02:02,698 --> 00:02:04,772 Is it? 'Cause today Kyle Jenkins asked 61 00:02:04,792 --> 00:02:06,199 if I was alive during pilgrim times 62 00:02:06,293 --> 00:02:07,851 and threw up on my shoes. 63 00:02:07,870 --> 00:02:09,611 Not these. I changed. 64 00:02:10,297 --> 00:02:11,855 Well, I get it, I work with cats. 65 00:02:11,874 --> 00:02:13,799 But at least with them you get a little advance warning. 66 00:02:13,968 --> 00:02:15,783 (mimics cat retching) 67 00:02:15,878 --> 00:02:17,194 MAX: Anyway, okay. 68 00:02:17,287 --> 00:02:18,545 (chuckles) 69 00:02:18,714 --> 00:02:20,547 Oscar tells me that you lived in New York for a while. 70 00:02:20,641 --> 00:02:24,034 Yeah, I spent three years trying to break into Broadway. 71 00:02:24,052 --> 00:02:24,885 Finally got into Wicked. 72 00:02:24,979 --> 00:02:26,478 Oh, that's awesome, what part? 73 00:02:26,630 --> 00:02:27,813 Audience member. 74 00:02:28,056 --> 00:02:30,056 But when I sang "Popular" in the restroom at intermission, 75 00:02:30,209 --> 00:02:31,817 the woman in the next stall clapped. 76 00:02:32,044 --> 00:02:33,301 Are you sure she was applauding you? 77 00:02:33,470 --> 00:02:35,136 She might've just been proud of her work. 78 00:02:35,156 --> 00:02:36,897 (laughs) Great. 79 00:02:36,973 --> 00:02:39,383 You just killed the highlight of my Broadway career. 80 00:02:39,551 --> 00:02:41,809 (both laughing) 81 00:02:41,829 --> 00:02:43,904 (laughs forcefully) 82 00:02:44,814 --> 00:02:47,240 You know, I took Max to his first musical ever. 83 00:02:47,393 --> 00:02:49,651 I don't like to brag, but did I change his life? 84 00:02:49,728 --> 00:02:50,836 Yes, I did. 85 00:02:51,063 --> 00:02:52,078 What was it? 86 00:02:52,173 --> 00:02:53,397 Billy Elliot. 87 00:02:53,415 --> 00:02:54,398 He cried twice. 88 00:02:54,416 --> 00:02:56,991 I mean, he just wanted to dance. 89 00:02:57,011 --> 00:02:59,160 And he did. 90 00:02:59,180 --> 00:03:00,846 You know, Max is a musician, too. 91 00:03:01,015 --> 00:03:02,347 He sings and writes his own songs. 92 00:03:02,574 --> 00:03:03,407 Oh. 93 00:03:03,517 --> 00:03:04,741 Yeah, in college, we kind of ruled 94 00:03:04,834 --> 00:03:06,018 the Louisville karaoke scene. 95 00:03:06,169 --> 00:03:07,411 At any moment, we're just a nudge away 96 00:03:07,429 --> 00:03:09,262 from "Don't Go Breaking My Heart." 97 00:03:09,415 --> 00:03:10,856 Sometimes they don't even need a nudge. 98 00:03:11,007 --> 00:03:13,192 Perhaps you've heard of us, SilverBird? 99 00:03:13,343 --> 00:03:16,436 Kat Silver. Max Kingbird. 100 00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:19,013 Well, my last name is Tweedy, so... 101 00:03:19,107 --> 00:03:20,941 Oh, my God, TweedyBird? 102 00:03:21,035 --> 00:03:22,534 Totally in. 103 00:03:23,520 --> 00:03:25,621 Yeah, combining names is kind of our thing. 104 00:03:26,690 --> 00:03:28,615 Don't worry, babe, we can be OK. 105 00:03:28,692 --> 00:03:30,133 You get it? 106 00:03:30,193 --> 00:03:32,711 Oscar? Kat? OK. 107 00:03:32,862 --> 00:03:33,954 (Kat chuckles) 108 00:03:34,106 --> 00:03:35,547 Not okay. 109 00:03:40,128 --> 00:03:41,478 Hurry up and get in the bedroom. 110 00:03:41,480 --> 00:03:42,796 Oh, I thought we were going out to dinner, 111 00:03:42,890 --> 00:03:43,947 but you know what? 112 00:03:43,966 --> 00:03:45,641 Th-This is way better. 113 00:03:50,472 --> 00:03:52,973 What-what are you doing? Put those back on! 114 00:03:53,067 --> 00:03:55,959 Seems counterproductive but okay. 115 00:03:55,978 --> 00:03:58,052 Shh! Just listen. 116 00:03:58,146 --> 00:03:59,646 DOUG: Who you texting with now? 117 00:03:59,798 --> 00:04:00,722 Is that him? 118 00:04:00,741 --> 00:04:02,223 CARLIE: It's a work text, Doug! 119 00:04:02,317 --> 00:04:03,467 You'd understand that if you had a job! 120 00:04:03,485 --> 00:04:05,393 -(arguing continues) -What is happening? 121 00:04:05,412 --> 00:04:07,153 Okay, that's Carlie, she's a nurse. 122 00:04:07,248 --> 00:04:08,730 She works a lot and she's having an affair 123 00:04:08,824 --> 00:04:10,064 with a doctor named Brad 124 00:04:10,158 --> 00:04:11,324 while Doug is out playing pickleball. 125 00:04:11,477 --> 00:04:13,159 Wait, what the hell is pickleball? 126 00:04:13,254 --> 00:04:16,313 I don't know, but he spent $500 on a paddle, 127 00:04:16,406 --> 00:04:18,315 and Carlie is not having it. 128 00:04:18,333 --> 00:04:21,485 DOUG: You told me to take time to find myself! 129 00:04:21,503 --> 00:04:23,169 CARLIE: To work on your novel, 130 00:04:23,264 --> 00:04:24,930 not waste your time with Call of Duty! 131 00:04:25,081 --> 00:04:26,156 Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on. 132 00:04:26,249 --> 00:04:28,158 How is Call of Duty a waste of time? 133 00:04:28,251 --> 00:04:29,250 -Shush! -Come on, baby. 134 00:04:29,270 --> 00:04:31,177 We haven't been together all week. 135 00:04:31,330 --> 00:04:33,346 Let's get naked or go get our fondue on. 136 00:04:33,499 --> 00:04:35,665 Hell, naked fondue sounds fun, too. 137 00:04:35,684 --> 00:04:38,001 In a minute, let me just see what happens next. 138 00:04:38,020 --> 00:04:39,519 "In a minute" for sex or fondue? 139 00:04:39,671 --> 00:04:41,671 I need to know what I'm getting excited about! 140 00:04:42,524 --> 00:04:44,950 CARLIE: That's great, pour yourself another drink. 141 00:04:45,119 --> 00:04:46,510 That'll solve things! 142 00:04:46,528 --> 00:04:48,011 DOUG: Maybe you should have one and loosen up. 143 00:04:48,180 --> 00:04:49,696 -CARLIE: I can't. -DOUG: Why not? 144 00:04:49,790 --> 00:04:51,290 -CARLIE: I'm pregnant! -(both gasp) 145 00:04:51,517 --> 00:04:53,959 Damn! Is it his? 146 00:04:54,186 --> 00:04:55,777 I don't think so. 147 00:04:55,871 --> 00:04:59,047 Oh, Doug, you're in a real pickleball now. 148 00:05:01,360 --> 00:05:03,168 This was the perfect double date. 149 00:05:03,320 --> 00:05:06,530 I mean, good food, good company, and Max paid. 150 00:05:06,548 --> 00:05:07,697 You kidding? 151 00:05:07,716 --> 00:05:09,308 It was the longest three hours of my life, 152 00:05:09,535 --> 00:05:11,959 and I've been bra shopping with my mother. 153 00:05:12,037 --> 00:05:13,370 For my mother. 154 00:05:13,388 --> 00:05:14,220 Really? 155 00:05:14,315 --> 00:05:15,480 I thought you were having fun. 156 00:05:15,632 --> 00:05:16,890 Plus, Max and Nicole really clicked. 157 00:05:17,042 --> 00:05:18,317 (scoffs) Okay. 158 00:05:18,468 --> 00:05:20,877 Only thing that clicked was her ill-fitting shoes. 159 00:05:20,896 --> 00:05:21,969 What was wrong with her shoes? 160 00:05:22,064 --> 00:05:23,396 Please. (scoffs) 161 00:05:23,490 --> 00:05:25,157 Her toes were hanging off the front 162 00:05:25,308 --> 00:05:27,400 like lemmings going over a cliff. 163 00:05:27,477 --> 00:05:29,143 Boo, next time, you got to alternate. 164 00:05:29,163 --> 00:05:31,905 You know, margarita, water, margarita, water. 165 00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:36,076 Don't get me wrong, she is very attractive, 166 00:05:36,228 --> 00:05:37,502 from the ankles up. 167 00:05:37,654 --> 00:05:40,113 Are you still mad 'cause she took the last pretzel bite? 168 00:05:40,174 --> 00:05:42,082 I'm just looking out for Max. 169 00:05:42,234 --> 00:05:43,491 And yes, there were 12 pretzel bites. 170 00:05:43,585 --> 00:05:46,570 Standard appetizer protocol: three for each of us. 171 00:05:46,588 --> 00:05:49,906 Well, for Max's sake, I hope they go out again. 172 00:05:49,999 --> 00:05:52,333 (scoffs) Well, if anyone knows Max, it's me. 173 00:05:52,427 --> 00:05:55,228 And lemming toes, one and done. 174 00:05:58,842 --> 00:06:00,266 Hey, did I miss anything? 175 00:06:00,361 --> 00:06:02,009 Carlie bought another pregnancy test, 176 00:06:02,029 --> 00:06:03,269 -but she hasn't taken it yet. -Oh. 177 00:06:03,364 --> 00:06:05,422 Kung Pao chicken and a lady peeing on a stick, 178 00:06:05,440 --> 00:06:07,257 I'm so glad we finally found a show we both like. 179 00:06:07,275 --> 00:06:09,426 (chuckles) Wait, you liked Bridgerton. 180 00:06:09,444 --> 00:06:12,445 Oh, yeah, that's right, I did. 181 00:06:13,523 --> 00:06:16,282 Carlie is still on the phone with her mom. 182 00:06:16,435 --> 00:06:20,604 She has a condo in Lexington, so she thinks she's all that. 183 00:06:20,697 --> 00:06:23,215 Hey, um, what is he doing here? 184 00:06:23,366 --> 00:06:25,609 Oh, I was telling him all about my neighbors at work, 185 00:06:25,702 --> 00:06:27,460 and you know how happy gossip makes him. 186 00:06:27,613 --> 00:06:30,389 And the Housewives are on hiatus. 187 00:06:30,540 --> 00:06:31,948 Well, I thought tonight was supposed to be you and me 188 00:06:31,950 --> 00:06:34,284 listening to the personal problems of total strangers. 189 00:06:34,302 --> 00:06:35,969 I mean, it'll be weird if Phil's here. 190 00:06:36,063 --> 00:06:38,230 He's as quiet as a church mouse. 191 00:06:38,381 --> 00:06:41,900 But if a squeal of delight does sneak out, 192 00:06:42,051 --> 00:06:43,627 it's the Lord's fault. 193 00:06:43,645 --> 00:06:44,811 (knocking) 194 00:06:44,963 --> 00:06:46,963 Knock, knock, who's there? 195 00:06:46,982 --> 00:06:48,481 Prosecco! 196 00:06:48,575 --> 00:06:49,983 (squeals) 197 00:06:50,077 --> 00:06:51,993 Praise Jesus. 198 00:06:59,161 --> 00:07:00,477 Meanwhile, downtown, 199 00:07:00,495 --> 00:07:02,403 Kat went to Middle-see her friend Max. 200 00:07:02,423 --> 00:07:05,072 Sometimes I like to pretend I'm in Sex and the City. 201 00:07:05,092 --> 00:07:07,408 Hey, what's going on? 202 00:07:07,428 --> 00:07:08,576 It has been a day. 203 00:07:08,595 --> 00:07:09,928 Meowly Cyrus has worms, 204 00:07:10,005 --> 00:07:11,245 so it's been a lot of sifting through litter boxes 205 00:07:11,265 --> 00:07:12,747 and inspecting cat butts. 206 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:15,416 You know, you're allowed to say "nothing much." 207 00:07:15,436 --> 00:07:17,844 (chuckles) Listen, um, about last night, 208 00:07:17,938 --> 00:07:21,681 I don't know what Oscar was thinking, but I am so sorry. 209 00:07:21,833 --> 00:07:22,666 About what? 210 00:07:22,684 --> 00:07:25,685 -Hey, Kat! -Oh. Oh! Hey! 211 00:07:25,762 --> 00:07:27,261 Hey, it's Nicole! 212 00:07:27,281 --> 00:07:29,355 I didn't know she was here. You didn't say that. 213 00:07:29,450 --> 00:07:32,175 Well, you were pretty busy talking about wormy cat butts. 214 00:07:32,194 --> 00:07:35,345 (laughs) Oh, my gosh, ooh, look at your shoes. 215 00:07:35,347 --> 00:07:37,622 -I just got 'em. What do you think? -So cute. 216 00:07:37,849 --> 00:07:40,459 Does this woman not know what size shoe she wears? 217 00:07:40,627 --> 00:07:43,277 You know, there's a lot of stuff written about you 218 00:07:43,371 --> 00:07:45,021 on the ladies' room wall. 219 00:07:45,040 --> 00:07:46,631 Really? Well, I hope it's as nice 220 00:07:46,858 --> 00:07:49,259 as the stuff written about me in the men's room. 221 00:07:50,195 --> 00:07:52,195 It was until what I just wrote. 222 00:07:52,288 --> 00:07:54,121 -Oh. -Oh! (laughs) 223 00:07:54,141 --> 00:07:55,548 Funny and pretty. 224 00:07:55,642 --> 00:07:58,702 Get a gander of these shoes. She's the whole package. 225 00:07:58,795 --> 00:07:59,627 (Max chuckles) 226 00:07:59,721 --> 00:08:01,295 Oh, hey, Seth's taking his break. 227 00:08:01,315 --> 00:08:03,315 Get up there and show me what you got. 228 00:08:03,466 --> 00:08:04,557 Oh, come on, I don't want to... 229 00:08:04,710 --> 00:08:06,300 You're the one who's been bragging about 230 00:08:06,394 --> 00:08:07,468 what a great piano player you are. 231 00:08:07,488 --> 00:08:10,655 Okay, I have never said that once. 232 00:08:10,807 --> 00:08:12,157 Oh, my God. 233 00:08:12,308 --> 00:08:14,217 You can't play the piano, can you? 234 00:08:14,236 --> 00:08:15,643 It's all a lie. 235 00:08:15,662 --> 00:08:18,145 (laughter) 236 00:08:18,165 --> 00:08:19,239 KAT (laughing): Max! 237 00:08:19,391 --> 00:08:21,074 Always the funniest friend I've had 238 00:08:21,226 --> 00:08:23,317 for 22 years, seven months and two weeks. 239 00:08:23,337 --> 00:08:26,246 If I knew the days, that would be creepy. 240 00:08:26,340 --> 00:08:29,257 I would love to hear you play, too, Nicole. 241 00:08:30,085 --> 00:08:31,417 All right. 242 00:08:31,512 --> 00:08:33,160 But when I ask if everybody's having a good time, 243 00:08:33,255 --> 00:08:36,181 I better hear some enthusiastic "hell yeahs." 244 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:38,350 -Isn't she great? -Yeah. 245 00:08:38,501 --> 00:08:41,394 But, you know, can she really play that thing? 246 00:08:42,097 --> 00:08:44,247 (playing gentle melody) 247 00:08:44,416 --> 00:08:45,339 ♪ ♪ 248 00:08:45,433 --> 00:08:47,692 Oh, that answers that question. 249 00:08:50,105 --> 00:08:51,421 I've been asked to play a song, 250 00:08:51,439 --> 00:08:53,923 but for this one I'm gonna need a partner. 251 00:08:54,092 --> 00:08:55,759 (scoffs) I am not going up there. 252 00:08:55,852 --> 00:08:58,444 Max Kingbird, please report to the stage. 253 00:08:58,597 --> 00:09:01,614 Oh. Of course, she was talking to you. 254 00:09:01,767 --> 00:09:02,999 Go TweedyBird! 255 00:09:04,119 --> 00:09:06,461 (playing "Don't Go Breaking My Heart") 256 00:09:10,125 --> 00:09:12,551 ♪ Don't go breaking my heart ♪ 257 00:09:13,445 --> 00:09:15,445 ♪ I couldn't if I tried ♪ 258 00:09:15,538 --> 00:09:16,963 That's our song. 259 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:20,207 ♪ Honey, if I get restless ♪ 260 00:09:20,302 --> 00:09:22,118 ♪ Baby, you're not that kind ♪ 261 00:09:22,211 --> 00:09:25,379 She's that kind. She's definitely that kind. 262 00:09:25,399 --> 00:09:28,549 ♪ Don't go breaking my heart ♪ 263 00:09:28,569 --> 00:09:31,444 ♪ You took the weight off of me ♪ 264 00:09:33,148 --> 00:09:35,240 ♪ Oh, honey, when you knock on my door ♪ 265 00:09:35,467 --> 00:09:38,326 ♪ Ooh, I gave you my key ♪ 266 00:09:40,639 --> 00:09:42,455 ♪ Whoo-hoo ♪ 267 00:09:43,975 --> 00:09:45,417 ♪ Nobody knows it ♪ 268 00:09:45,644 --> 00:09:47,568 ♪ Nobody knows ♪ 269 00:09:47,662 --> 00:09:49,312 ♪ When I was down ♪ 270 00:09:49,331 --> 00:09:51,481 ♪ I was your clown ♪ 271 00:09:51,499 --> 00:09:52,816 ♪ Whoo-hoo ♪ 272 00:09:53,576 --> 00:09:55,501 -♪ Nobody knows it ♪ -Kat, what are you doing? 273 00:09:55,596 --> 00:09:58,079 ♪ Nobody knows ♪ 274 00:09:58,098 --> 00:09:59,598 ♪ Right from the start ♪ 275 00:09:59,825 --> 00:10:01,766 ♪ I gave you my heart ♪ 276 00:10:01,918 --> 00:10:03,993 ♪ Whoa, oh ♪ 277 00:10:04,012 --> 00:10:05,345 -(screams) -(thuds) 278 00:10:05,497 --> 00:10:08,315 (pained): ♪ Gave you my heart. ♪ 279 00:10:13,429 --> 00:10:15,780 Why are you going all psycho raccoon on those muffins? 280 00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:17,690 I'm stressed, I'm looking for the chocolate, 281 00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:19,359 I need the chocolate. 282 00:10:19,453 --> 00:10:21,268 And why are you so stingy with the chips? 283 00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:23,437 I put in a handful per muffin. 284 00:10:23,531 --> 00:10:26,273 Well, look at those tiny hands. Next time go for two. 285 00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:27,959 Well, they may be tiny, 286 00:10:28,111 --> 00:10:31,421 but they can slap like big girl hands. 287 00:10:33,950 --> 00:10:35,967 Um, are you okay? 288 00:10:36,194 --> 00:10:37,677 Yeah, why? 289 00:10:40,365 --> 00:10:41,547 I'm worried about Max. 290 00:10:41,624 --> 00:10:43,791 Is it that weird mole on the back of his neck? 291 00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:45,702 I swear that thing winked at me. 292 00:10:45,720 --> 00:10:47,312 No, it's Nicole. 293 00:10:47,463 --> 00:10:48,888 Oh, I thought he liked her. 294 00:10:49,040 --> 00:10:50,556 He does, but he's stupid. 295 00:10:50,709 --> 00:10:52,725 He doesn't know she's all wrong for him. 296 00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:54,377 How so? 297 00:10:54,396 --> 00:10:55,545 Well, she's one of those people that you think is, 298 00:10:55,563 --> 00:10:57,322 like, pretty and nice and kind and funny 299 00:10:57,473 --> 00:10:59,883 and talented and generous, but then you look at her shoes. 300 00:11:00,568 --> 00:11:02,385 Okay, unless those shoes were made 301 00:11:02,404 --> 00:11:04,737 from the skin of newborn babies, I'm not following. 302 00:11:04,890 --> 00:11:06,239 I-I can't explain it. 303 00:11:06,391 --> 00:11:07,982 But I know Max better than anyone, 304 00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:09,316 and-and this is a mistake. 305 00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:11,244 Hmm... you sure you don't need 306 00:11:11,396 --> 00:11:13,079 a little peanut butter to go with that jelly? 307 00:11:13,231 --> 00:11:15,173 What? I'm not jealous. 308 00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:17,083 -Fine. All right. -Randi, I'm not. 309 00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:19,010 -So drop it. -It's been dropped. 310 00:11:19,162 --> 00:11:20,086 I'm just saying... 311 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:22,013 Oh, look who picked it up. 312 00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:27,185 Look at this, 313 00:11:27,336 --> 00:11:29,245 in bed with another woman and a gay man. 314 00:11:29,264 --> 00:11:32,749 It's the '70s all over again. 315 00:11:32,842 --> 00:11:34,192 Oh, the '70s. 316 00:11:34,343 --> 00:11:37,195 The things I did for quaaludes. 317 00:11:37,272 --> 00:11:39,447 The things I did on quaaludes. 318 00:11:40,850 --> 00:11:43,426 Aren't people your age supposed to be talking about 319 00:11:43,519 --> 00:11:45,019 pills that help you poop? 320 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:46,262 DOUG: Carlie? 321 00:11:46,281 --> 00:11:48,206 (gasps) Shh, shh. Doug's home. 322 00:11:48,433 --> 00:11:49,523 DOUG: What are you doing? 323 00:11:49,543 --> 00:11:51,117 -CARLIE: Packing. -DOUG: For where? 324 00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:52,769 -CARLIE: My mother's. -DOUG: Oh, please. 325 00:11:52,862 --> 00:11:54,270 You're going to Brad's. 326 00:11:54,363 --> 00:11:56,105 CARLIE: Fine, I'm going to Brad's, are you happy? 327 00:11:56,124 --> 00:11:59,384 Oh! I'm very, very happy. 328 00:11:59,535 --> 00:12:01,778 -CARLIE: Just leave me alone! -(door slams) 329 00:12:01,796 --> 00:12:04,205 She should go to Brad's. 330 00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:06,282 At least he's giving me a grandchild. 331 00:12:07,210 --> 00:12:09,452 Maybe I'm a little overinvested in this. 332 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:12,880 Are we sure that the baby is Brad's? 333 00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:14,381 Of course it is. 334 00:12:14,476 --> 00:12:16,884 It happened the weekend Doug went to Nashville. 335 00:12:16,978 --> 00:12:18,361 Follow the damn show. 336 00:12:19,965 --> 00:12:21,147 Oh, hey. 337 00:12:21,299 --> 00:12:23,074 Ah, the gang's all here. 338 00:12:23,151 --> 00:12:25,318 And Phil is sitting on my pillow. 339 00:12:25,470 --> 00:12:26,411 Great. 340 00:12:26,562 --> 00:12:29,806 Don't worry, I toot lilac and lavender. 341 00:12:29,899 --> 00:12:31,140 (chuckles) Check it out. 342 00:12:31,159 --> 00:12:33,400 Carlie's moving out to go live with Dr. Brad. 343 00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:34,419 Oh, cool, cool. 344 00:12:34,570 --> 00:12:35,736 Uh, can I talk to you for a second? 345 00:12:35,830 --> 00:12:37,313 Oh, yeah, sure. Ooh. 346 00:12:37,406 --> 00:12:38,481 Make sure you guys come get me if Doug starts crying. 347 00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:40,550 Y'all know I love it when Doug cries. 348 00:12:42,170 --> 00:12:43,928 I think I saw Doug in the elevator. 349 00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:46,580 Spill that tea, girl. 350 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:48,725 One word: Crocs. 351 00:12:49,770 --> 00:12:51,010 Say no more. 352 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:53,012 What are they doing here again? 353 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:55,014 Well, I invited them again. Is that a problem? 354 00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:56,182 Look at me. 355 00:12:56,334 --> 00:12:57,834 I've folded my arms. 356 00:12:57,927 --> 00:12:59,185 Yes, it's a problem. 357 00:12:59,262 --> 00:13:02,447 Well, you had fun with them last night. 358 00:13:03,174 --> 00:13:04,282 Didn't you? 359 00:13:04,433 --> 00:13:06,859 Doesn't mean I want them here every night. 360 00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:09,345 This is supposed to be our time. 361 00:13:09,364 --> 00:13:12,031 Well, last week when it was supposed to be "our time," 362 00:13:12,183 --> 00:13:13,958 you and Max went to Chuck E. Cheese. 363 00:13:14,185 --> 00:13:16,110 But you said you were could with that, 364 00:13:16,204 --> 00:13:18,779 -and it was Dave & Buster's. -Same thing. 365 00:13:18,799 --> 00:13:20,039 They are not the same thing. 366 00:13:20,191 --> 00:13:21,649 You can't get drunk at Chuck E. Cheese. 367 00:13:21,651 --> 00:13:23,026 Believe me, I tried. 368 00:13:23,194 --> 00:13:25,452 RANDI: Point is, I don't sit around waiting for you 369 00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:27,380 to decide when it's "our time." 370 00:13:27,532 --> 00:13:29,123 CARTER: Well, by my calculations, 371 00:13:29,259 --> 00:13:30,883 "our time" hasn't happened in over a week. 372 00:13:31,036 --> 00:13:34,720 RANDI: Oh, sorry, I'll try to find you, what, two minutes? 373 00:13:34,815 --> 00:13:37,131 -DOUG (crying): Carlie, please. -CARTER: That was one time... 374 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:38,724 DOUG: What does Brad give you that I don't? 375 00:13:38,893 --> 00:13:40,634 Oh, don't you hate it 376 00:13:40,654 --> 00:13:43,470 when two of your favorite shows are on at the same time? 377 00:13:43,565 --> 00:13:46,574 (overlapping arguing) 378 00:13:54,059 --> 00:13:55,667 -Hey, Kat. -Oh! 379 00:13:55,818 --> 00:13:57,669 Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. Are you okay? 380 00:13:57,820 --> 00:14:00,338 Yep, yep, just, uh... Yeah, just a little dizzy, 381 00:14:00,489 --> 00:14:02,507 but, ooh, I kind of like that. (chuckles) 382 00:14:02,584 --> 00:14:04,400 Are you here to see Max? Well, that's a stupid question. 383 00:14:04,493 --> 00:14:05,510 Although you could be here to see me, like, 384 00:14:05,661 --> 00:14:06,678 I'm not nobody. Whoa, maybe I hit my head 385 00:14:06,905 --> 00:14:07,995 harder than I thought. 386 00:14:08,831 --> 00:14:11,257 Yeah, I'm-I'm here to see Max again. 387 00:14:11,409 --> 00:14:13,000 Hope I'm not coming on too strong. 388 00:14:13,094 --> 00:14:14,001 You don't think I am, do you? 389 00:14:14,095 --> 00:14:15,761 No, no, not at all. 390 00:14:15,856 --> 00:14:16,913 Good. 391 00:14:17,006 --> 00:14:18,172 'Cause I really like him. 392 00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:20,024 (chuckles): Oh, good. Good for you. 393 00:14:20,176 --> 00:14:21,508 Good for him. Good for both of you. 394 00:14:21,603 --> 00:14:25,012 Good for everybody. Really just plain good! 395 00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:26,347 Still dizzy? 396 00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:29,016 Nope, just a lot of words and only one mouth. 397 00:14:29,110 --> 00:14:30,351 -You want to join us? -Oh, no. 398 00:14:30,445 --> 00:14:32,428 I'm-I'm sure you two want to be alone. 399 00:14:32,521 --> 00:14:34,163 -Well, actually... -Okay, I'll join. 400 00:14:35,691 --> 00:14:38,877 Here you go, ladies, tater tots with three dipping sauces: 401 00:14:39,028 --> 00:14:40,361 Cheez Whiz, ranch, 402 00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:43,548 and what is either barbeque sauce or old ketchup. 403 00:14:43,775 --> 00:14:44,883 Bon appétit. 404 00:14:45,034 --> 00:14:46,867 Do you have mustard? 405 00:14:46,961 --> 00:14:48,202 Get out. 406 00:14:48,296 --> 00:14:50,371 -(laughs) -Oh, oh, your first fight. 407 00:14:50,448 --> 00:14:53,207 Remember, no name calling, use "I" statements only. 408 00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:54,708 Well, I think you're crazy. 409 00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:57,286 I want you to try one. 410 00:14:57,380 --> 00:14:58,563 (groans) 411 00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:02,975 (laughs) 412 00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:05,403 I was right, this is super gross. 413 00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:07,888 (laughs) You guys are so cute. 414 00:15:07,982 --> 00:15:09,465 I want to drill holes in the top of your heads 415 00:15:09,484 --> 00:15:11,725 and turn you into salt and pepper shakers. 416 00:15:11,745 --> 00:15:13,060 Wow. 417 00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:14,654 -That's a specific compliment. -(chuckles) 418 00:15:14,748 --> 00:15:16,897 So, when are you gonna take this lovely young lady 419 00:15:16,991 --> 00:15:18,249 out on a real date? 420 00:15:18,401 --> 00:15:20,643 Said no jealous woman ever. 421 00:15:20,662 --> 00:15:22,645 Yeah, Kingbird, when are you gonna take me out? 422 00:15:22,738 --> 00:15:26,674 Really? You want more than tots and a trio of dubious sauces? 423 00:15:27,928 --> 00:15:29,485 Fine, I'm off next Tuesday. 424 00:15:29,504 --> 00:15:31,412 Ooh, the infamous night of the taco. 425 00:15:31,506 --> 00:15:34,081 -(chuckles) -How's your Tuesday looking? 426 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:36,250 -(groans) Better now. -Oh! 427 00:15:36,327 --> 00:15:38,327 Wah-bam! Tuesday it is. 428 00:15:38,421 --> 00:15:40,104 Where are you gonna take her? 429 00:15:40,256 --> 00:15:42,498 Well, I was thinking maybe... 430 00:15:42,591 --> 00:15:43,608 That won't work. 431 00:15:43,835 --> 00:15:45,259 Start with a cocktail at The Brown Hotel. 432 00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:46,945 Classic Louisville at its best. 433 00:15:47,096 --> 00:15:49,172 Then dinner at Scarlucci's followed by a moonlit stroll 434 00:15:49,265 --> 00:15:50,615 along the waterfront, 435 00:15:50,766 --> 00:15:54,118 and then-- Oh! What? What's that? Fireworks. 436 00:15:54,270 --> 00:15:56,512 Perfect for a romantic kiss. 437 00:15:56,531 --> 00:15:59,031 Passers-by applaud, their faith in love restored 438 00:15:59,184 --> 00:16:00,625 thanks to you. 439 00:16:00,776 --> 00:16:03,753 Call me Kat? Call me Cupid. 440 00:16:06,524 --> 00:16:08,282 Why are you getting so worked up? 441 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:09,801 It's one stupid night. 442 00:16:10,028 --> 00:16:11,302 How are you not getting this? 443 00:16:11,529 --> 00:16:13,972 I want to spend time with you, alone. 444 00:16:14,199 --> 00:16:16,015 I miss you. 445 00:16:17,035 --> 00:16:18,142 Aw. 446 00:16:18,294 --> 00:16:20,144 Well, why didn't you just say that 447 00:16:20,296 --> 00:16:22,205 instead of all that other dumb stuff? 448 00:16:22,207 --> 00:16:23,815 Sometimes I got to talk for a while 449 00:16:23,966 --> 00:16:25,608 before I know what I'm saying. 450 00:16:26,544 --> 00:16:28,319 Well, you're right. 451 00:16:28,546 --> 00:16:31,322 Our time is special and we never get enough of it. 452 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:33,807 There's nothing hotter than when you say I'm right. 453 00:16:33,901 --> 00:16:35,284 (chuckles) 454 00:16:37,980 --> 00:16:39,330 I don't hear anything. 455 00:16:39,557 --> 00:16:41,574 The only thing I hear is your damn nose. 456 00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:43,984 It's whistling like a teapot. 457 00:16:44,078 --> 00:16:46,078 It was the cheese. 458 00:16:46,231 --> 00:16:48,548 Brie makes me mucusy. 459 00:16:49,734 --> 00:16:51,676 Let's get closer. 460 00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:56,255 CARTER: How about this? Is this right? 461 00:16:56,407 --> 00:16:58,241 -RANDI: Well, it's not wrong. -Oh, dear. 462 00:16:58,334 --> 00:16:59,575 What? 463 00:16:59,594 --> 00:17:01,168 Oh, my. 464 00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:04,355 We should not be watching this. 465 00:17:04,507 --> 00:17:06,733 -CARTER: Yeah! -And yet here we are. 466 00:17:12,181 --> 00:17:13,439 You could help, you know. 467 00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:16,350 I'm not pointing out all the things you're doing wrong. 468 00:17:16,519 --> 00:17:17,518 That's kind of helping. 469 00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,370 There's a wrong way to put up chairs? 470 00:17:19,597 --> 00:17:23,332 I didn't think there was, but look at this nightmare. 471 00:17:24,527 --> 00:17:26,544 By the way, um, 472 00:17:26,695 --> 00:17:27,770 Nicole's great. 473 00:17:27,863 --> 00:17:30,048 (sighs) Right? 474 00:17:30,199 --> 00:17:31,865 It's like we have this connection 475 00:17:32,034 --> 00:17:33,292 on so many different levels. 476 00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:35,887 I was beginning to think I would never find that. 477 00:17:36,038 --> 00:17:37,371 Well, it was just a matter of time. 478 00:17:37,465 --> 00:17:39,448 (chuckles) Oh, I completely forgot. 479 00:17:39,467 --> 00:17:40,966 Nicole said she would love to teach you 480 00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:41,967 how to do a cartwheel. 481 00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:43,210 Oh, I taught myself. 482 00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:44,303 I found a YouTube video. Check it out. 483 00:17:44,455 --> 00:17:45,712 -Kat, no. -No, no, no. I got this. 484 00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:46,713 Arms up. 485 00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,608 Lunge, kick... 486 00:17:49,644 --> 00:17:51,069 -Oh... -(groaning) 487 00:17:51,220 --> 00:17:53,738 Okay. That's... how it's done. 488 00:17:53,889 --> 00:17:55,648 I think I should probably get out of here. 489 00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:57,575 (laughter) 490 00:17:58,244 --> 00:18:00,653 Hey, Kat. Thanks again. 491 00:18:00,805 --> 00:18:01,895 For what? 492 00:18:01,989 --> 00:18:03,823 For setting me up with Nicole. 493 00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:05,324 Oh, well... 494 00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:07,810 I just want you to be happy. 495 00:18:07,829 --> 00:18:09,194 You're my person. 496 00:18:09,347 --> 00:18:11,714 You're my person, too. 497 00:18:13,209 --> 00:18:14,717 -I'll see you tomorrow. -Yeah. 498 00:18:22,343 --> 00:18:24,977 Oh, hey, did you forget something? 499 00:18:40,269 --> 00:18:42,603 I can't believe Randi and Carter kicked us out. 500 00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:45,456 Well, we were watching them have sex. 501 00:18:45,533 --> 00:18:49,109 No, we were watching them about to have sex. 502 00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:51,278 He couldn't even get her bra off. 503 00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:53,113 Well, it did not help 504 00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:56,025 that you started shouting instructions. 505 00:18:56,118 --> 00:18:57,451 It was killing me. 506 00:18:57,470 --> 00:19:01,055 He was pawing at her like a bear with a picnic basket. 507 00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:05,368 Oh, hey, what are you two doing here? 508 00:19:05,386 --> 00:19:07,812 We had one hell of a night. 509 00:19:08,039 --> 00:19:10,389 We heard things, we saw things. 510 00:19:10,541 --> 00:19:12,191 So many things. 511 00:19:13,227 --> 00:19:15,211 And I learned how to take a bra off. 512 00:19:15,229 --> 00:19:18,639 Do you know that some clasp in the front? 513 00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:21,159 Um, that sounds fun. Good night. 514 00:19:21,310 --> 00:19:22,551 You okay, sweetheart? 515 00:19:22,553 --> 00:19:23,977 Yeah. Yeah, of course I'm okay. 516 00:19:24,071 --> 00:19:25,312 I mean, why wouldn't I be okay? 517 00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:26,647 Can't I come in from having drinks 518 00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:28,073 with my best friend without being asked 519 00:19:28,226 --> 00:19:29,074 a million questions? 520 00:19:29,227 --> 00:19:30,334 You're acting weird. 521 00:19:30,561 --> 00:19:32,653 I'm always acting weird, it's my thing. 522 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:34,422 (squawks) 523 00:19:36,567 --> 00:19:38,533 Yeah, it's always been her thing. 524 00:19:39,754 --> 00:19:42,905 ♪ I've been trying to make sense of all this ♪ 525 00:19:42,924 --> 00:19:44,590 ♪ Maybe I was a slave to her kiss ♪ 526 00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:46,592 ♪ I don't know how I could've missed ♪ 527 00:19:46,761 --> 00:19:48,835 ♪ The warning signs ♪ 528 00:19:48,930 --> 00:19:51,430 ♪ She's always trying to track me down ♪ 529 00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:53,858 ♪ Even when I don't need to be found ♪ 530 00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:56,027 ♪ Accusing me of running around ♪ 531 00:19:56,178 --> 00:19:58,604 ♪ So I'm running ♪ 532 00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:00,364 ♪ We'll never be a match ♪ 533 00:20:00,516 --> 00:20:03,108 ♪ But there's just one catch ♪ 534 00:20:03,261 --> 00:20:05,277 ♪ I've got to watch my back ♪ 535 00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:09,782 ♪ 'Cause I know she's always watching me ♪ 536 00:20:09,934 --> 00:20:14,253 ♪ I'm running away ♪ 537 00:20:15,106 --> 00:20:19,383 ♪ I'm running away ♪ 538 00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:22,637 ♪ Running away. ♪ 539 00:20:24,373 --> 00:20:25,965 Captioning sponsored by WARNER BROS. 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