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-This girl can sing, right?
-She's amazing.
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CJ loves Pippa G.
He says she's gonna be big.
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I am so proud of you.
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Max Kingbird writing a song
for an Insta-Toky singer
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who I'm obsessed with.
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Ever since I told you
who she was five minutes ago.
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You never let me seem cool.
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Sorry, I'll look into that.
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What'd I tell you?
If you keep
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doing open mics here,
it'll pay off.
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A lot of talent's been
discovered on that stage.
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Actually, I met her mom
at the gym
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and I slipped a demo in her bag.
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I'm-a still take credit.
You tell Pippa I discovered you.
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You're the Justin Bieber
to my Usher.
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(laughing)
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Okay, this is not a done deal.
We're just meeting
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to see if we connect.
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And it's not going to help
if you all are hovering.
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But we're your posse.
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Like Taylor Swift
has her "Swifties,"
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and we're your "Kingbirdies."
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Would it help
if when she gets here
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we fangirl out over you?
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Like, I do
a very convincing swoon.
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RANDI:
Uh, excuse me,
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I don't fangirl out over anyone,
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but I guess I can try
to make you seem interesting.
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More interesting.
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Say he slept
with someone famous.
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But keep it believable.
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Remember, he's a nine,
not a ten.
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Hey, I'm a Midwestern 12.
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Okay? And I would prefer it
if the "Kingbirdies"
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were not here
when Pippa arriv...
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-Oh, it's too late.
-KAT: Oh.
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Hey, everyone!
Which one of you is Max?
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That's me.
Ah, it's nice to meet y...
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-Here, put this
by your face and smile.
-Oh.
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(camera clicks)
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Oh, don't worry about your face,
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I can fix it.
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Oh. Well, I wasn't
worried before,
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but now, I kind of am.
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Um, hi, Pippa. I'm Kat.
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So, is this a new thing,
taking pictures with beverages?
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Like, is it the new planking?
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Is it called "dranking"?
(chuckles)
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I like you.
You've got funny mom energy.
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Thanks.
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Energy drink.
Never heard of "Ack."
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Oh, no, no, no.
It's "Ack!"
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-(all exclaim)
-(laughs)
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You need energy
just to pronounce it.
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-Uh-huh.
-Well, I'm really excited
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to be working with you.
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Yeah, Max is amazing.
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We collaborated back in college.
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We were doing mash-ups
before Glee.
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I know.
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Cool.
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-(can pops)
-Oh, uh, wouldn't drink that.
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Hasn't been tested
on humans yet.
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"Ack."
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♪ Me, oh, my, oh, my, oh, me ♪
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♪ Nothin' wrong with you
but I'd rather be me. ♪
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We got some bad news.
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Renaldo quit the bowling team.
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He broke up with his husband
and he's moving to Mykonos.
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That's weird. I joined
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after Sebastian
broke up with his husband
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and moved to Mykonos.
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That's a crazy coincidence.
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Oh.
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Oh, here's an idea. How about
Kat joins the "Gutter Queens"?
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Oh, I-I don't think you guys
would want me.
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Katharine is terrible
at bowling.
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Damn, Sheila.
Way to just say it.
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No, she's right. Go on.
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Tell them what happened
the first time I tried.
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She got her head stuck
in the ball return.
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We had to call
the fire department.
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That was really exciting.
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And in all the confusion,
I got to keep the shoes.
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There's a warning label on all
ball returns now because of her.
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You must be so proud.
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Oh, honey, none
of the Gutter Queens
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are good bowlers.
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Except me,
I'm kind of the ringer.
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You can call me
"King of the Queens."
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He is right.
We were in last place
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until he took us all the way up
to almost last place.
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The point is,
we just play for fun,
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and who's more fun than my girl?
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So, are you in?
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As long as it's just for fun.
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And the good news is:
my head's too big now
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to fit in the ball return.
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Keep an eye on her,
she'll find a way.
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So, that song I sent you
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is really just something
to work off of.
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I'm completely open
to any ideas...
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Yeah, I didn't listen to it yet,
but my mom says you're great.
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Well, you have a lovely mom.
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-So, it goes
something like this.
-(plays piano)
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-Hey, can we take a selfie?
-Oh, okay.
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I need people over 28
so my fans know I'm not ageist.
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Happy to be your
token 30-year-old.
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Is that what we're going with?
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Pippa?
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-(taps key twice)
-Pippa?
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♪ Pippa, let's get to work
while I'm still in my 30s ♪
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(laughs)
That's cute.
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(chuckles)
And a big-ass lie.
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So, obviously,
we'll change the key.
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And I'd love to mess around
with the bridge a little bit.
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♪ What used to be ♪
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♪ The best of me ♪
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♪ Now makes
a bloody mess of me ♪
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♪ I have no direction ♪
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(screams)
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(laughing)
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We got him!
(laughing)
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Hey, what the hell?
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It's my fake snake challenge.
It's totally trending.
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DO you want to do this
another time?
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Eh, I'm getting that you're not
into working today.
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I am working.
I'm always working.
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It's called, "creating content."
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Well-well, I have an idea.
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Let's create some content
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that could actually help
your music career.
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Rude.
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I'm sorry, I just...
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I take this very seriously.
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And you have an amazing voice,
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but if I'm being honest,
you're better than your songs.
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If I'm being honest,
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I don't care
how good your songs are
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because no one hears them.
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Twist.
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I think we should hit
pause on this.
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And-and it's not because
I can't take criticism,
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because I won't.
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Hey, Mom, I'm ready to go.
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Well, get your
mammogram tomorrow!
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Dude, you shouldn't have
told her her songs were bad.
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Oh, but they are.
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You want to hear one?
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♪ Two-day shipping on my love ♪
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♪ Get it delivered
by 9:00 p.m. ♪
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Yeah, that's pretty bad.
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♪ My heart was left
on the porch ♪
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♪ And stolen by my neighbor ♪
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See, now that just
got relatable.
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Hey, Phil, who am I?
(whooping)
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(laughing)
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Hey, Oscar, do it for Marilyn.
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She's doing my bit.
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(pins clattering)
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-And that's a total of nine!
-(laughs)
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That's our ringer!
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And that was my title.
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Oh, bitter is what keeps you
single, Wyatt.
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I got one! I got one!
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Great job, Phil.
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You sure know your way
around a ball.
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Oh, well, thank you, sir.
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-I'll see you around.
-(giggles)
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Did you just curtsy?
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I don't know how to act
when Glen talks to me.
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He makes me so nervous.
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Are you crushing on him?
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I mean, I don't even know
if Glen is gay.
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He gets flirty with me,
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but now he's over there
hugging on that woman.
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Maybe he's bisexual.
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Oh, right. I've heard
that's real now.
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Why don't you just ask him?
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I can't.
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Men of my generation
are not as open
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about things like that.
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That's why our gay bars
were always called
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"Secrets" or "Whispers" or
"Thursday Night Choir Practice."
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Phil, come on,
you've got another turn.
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Oh, hell.
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My fries are getting cold.
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All right, Kat, your turn.
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Marilyn Monroe that ball.
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Maybe you should just
take my turn for me.
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Come on, I got you.
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And so just like this.
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You got to remember
to follow through.
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Oh, I like this part.
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I do, too, but at some point
we got to let go of the ball.
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Okay.
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Uh... Oh!
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-Gutter ball.
-That's okay. Ah, little tip.
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You see those arrows?
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Aim for those,
don't look at the pins.
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Listen to him. He's our ringer.
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You said that already, Phil.
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Oh, right. That makes sense.
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It's kind of like
non-Euclidean geometry
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where lines that appear parallel
intersect at the front pin.
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Like a triangle.
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Yeah, if that means
"aim for the arrows," then yes.
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(electronic trilling)
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Oh, that looks promising!
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-(screaming, laughing)
-See? What'd I tell you?
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That's seven for Kat!
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That's my girl.
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I think I kind of get bowling.
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("Eye of the Tiger" playing)
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-Oh!
-Strike!
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(cheering)
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♪ It's the eye of the tiger ♪
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♪ It's the thrill of the fight ♪
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-♪ Rising up ♪
-(pins clattering)
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-♪ To the challenge
of our rival ♪
-Strike!
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♪ And the last known survivor
stalks his prey in the night ♪
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(pins clattering)
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-Strike!
-♪ And he's watching us all ♪
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-♪ With the eye ♪
-Strike! Strike!
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♪ Of the tiger. ♪
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♪ ♪
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(song ends)
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Kat, you were on fire.
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And, Oscar,
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how does your ass feel?
'Cause I think she whupped it.
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-(both laughing)
-I kind of did, didn't I?
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You were amazing.
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I mean, I wasn't
at my best today
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'cause I was helping my girl,
but you were great.
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Will you look at that?
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We are up to 15th place.
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(laughing)
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I think we got ourselves
a new ringer!
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I wasn't at my best today
'cause I was helping my girl.
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You said that already, Oscar.
Don't be pathetic.
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Hi, Max here.
The Bartender Bae.
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Let's talk lemons.
So, the secret to getting
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a uniform slice
is you want to make sure...
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Uh, excuse me, excuse me.
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What are you doing?
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Creating content?
Ugh, kill me now.
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My man's going down
a rabbit hole.
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Pretty soon, he's gonna be
posting himself by a pool,
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drinking Chardonnay,
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saying stuff like,
"I'm living my best life."
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Well, Pippa's right.
It's not about music anymore.
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It's about followers.
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00:09:10,217 --> 00:09:12,551
And people will do
the craziest stuff to get them,
254
00:09:12,702 --> 00:09:14,778
like pranks
and-and danger challenges.
255
00:09:14,796 --> 00:09:16,780
Look, this guy lost a testicle.
256
00:09:16,798 --> 00:09:17,964
But he got
two million followers,
257
00:09:18,116 --> 00:09:19,391
and he just sold a movie.
258
00:09:19,542 --> 00:09:20,967
That's worth a nut.
259
00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:23,544
You can't ignore
how powerful that stuff is.
260
00:09:23,638 --> 00:09:25,546
Even the girl who ate
a bucket of cinnamon
261
00:09:25,640 --> 00:09:28,308
just bought a seat
on Jeff Bezos' rocket.
262
00:09:28,460 --> 00:09:30,810
She did? I could eat cinnamon.
263
00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:32,070
MAX:
See?
264
00:09:32,263 --> 00:09:34,314
You got to be in the game.
265
00:09:34,466 --> 00:09:37,150
Hi, Max here. Let's cut lemons.
266
00:09:37,302 --> 00:09:39,077
Uh-uh. Give me that.
You are not posting that.
267
00:09:39,228 --> 00:09:40,470
I know. It's boring.
268
00:09:40,563 --> 00:09:42,155
But what am I supposed to do?
Jump off a cliff?
269
00:09:42,231 --> 00:09:43,397
Lick an airplane toilet seat?
270
00:09:43,566 --> 00:09:45,308
I don't even have money
for a ticket.
271
00:09:45,401 --> 00:09:47,460
That's what's stopping you?
272
00:09:48,830 --> 00:09:50,237
No one is licking anything.
273
00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:53,091
We're gonna keep it classy
and make it about the music.
274
00:09:53,242 --> 00:09:55,168
Oh, I like that. Wait, "we"?
275
00:09:55,320 --> 00:09:56,595
Yeah, people know
I live with you.
276
00:09:56,746 --> 00:09:59,264
I can't have you running
around here looking like a fool.
277
00:09:59,415 --> 00:10:01,600
(coughing)
278
00:10:04,087 --> 00:10:06,688
That cinnamon girl
earned her money.
279
00:10:09,184 --> 00:10:10,591
"The Bowling Winners"?
280
00:10:10,685 --> 00:10:13,278
I guess it sort of has a ring.
281
00:10:13,429 --> 00:10:16,339
I was just getting used to
being called a "Gutter Queen."
282
00:10:16,358 --> 00:10:17,949
Well, I thought we needed
a team name
283
00:10:18,101 --> 00:10:19,509
that had a little more optimism,
284
00:10:19,527 --> 00:10:21,119
but now that I'm hearing you
say it, I'm not loving it.
285
00:10:21,196 --> 00:10:22,269
We'll revisit after practice.
286
00:10:22,364 --> 00:10:24,605
Why are we practicing here?
287
00:10:24,625 --> 00:10:26,041
Or at all?
288
00:10:26,868 --> 00:10:29,628
To become "bowling winners."
289
00:10:29,813 --> 00:10:31,371
Why do I like it when I say it?
290
00:10:31,465 --> 00:10:34,448
Turns out bowling
is all about math.
291
00:10:34,542 --> 00:10:37,026
So, we're gonna improve
our game with...
292
00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:38,452
numbers.
293
00:10:38,472 --> 00:10:40,363
Sounds an awful lot
like homework.
294
00:10:40,532 --> 00:10:41,839
I know, right?
295
00:10:43,218 --> 00:10:45,477
Now, a ball thrown down a lane
will slow down over its course,
296
00:10:45,628 --> 00:10:47,312
and the main cause of that
is friction.
297
00:10:47,463 --> 00:10:49,964
So, let's talk
friction and mass.
298
00:10:50,058 --> 00:10:53,526
Ooh, I'm getting flashbacks
from my first time.
299
00:10:54,562 --> 00:10:55,302
See?
300
00:10:55,397 --> 00:10:57,138
We're having fun already.
301
00:10:57,232 --> 00:10:59,658
Now, let's call the mass "M"
and the ball's radius "R."
302
00:10:59,809 --> 00:11:00,975
Easy-peasy, right?
303
00:11:01,069 --> 00:11:03,736
The rotational inertia "I"
equals two-fifths...
304
00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:06,239
Uh, Carter, for the tenth time,
305
00:11:06,391 --> 00:11:08,057
it goes, bam, bam, bam,
306
00:11:08,059 --> 00:11:09,650
-spin around, bam.
-Right, right.
307
00:11:09,744 --> 00:11:11,318
I keep adding an extra bam.
308
00:11:11,338 --> 00:11:13,413
Yeah, and I'm not getting
any attitude here.
309
00:11:13,507 --> 00:11:15,048
I need to see attitude.
310
00:11:15,750 --> 00:11:16,841
Okay.
311
00:11:16,993 --> 00:11:19,827
-Now I'm getting attitude.
-Yeah, you are.
312
00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:22,222
Uh, baby, just save it
for the camera, okay?
313
00:11:23,758 --> 00:11:25,742
♪ Before you ♪
314
00:11:25,760 --> 00:11:29,170
♪ I never really had a chance ♪
315
00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:31,080
♪ Before you ♪
316
00:11:31,099 --> 00:11:34,526
♪ I never had a reason
to dance ♪
317
00:11:34,677 --> 00:11:37,937
♪ You broke apart the walls
in me ♪
318
00:11:38,089 --> 00:11:41,149
♪ You held my hand
and made me see ♪
319
00:11:42,093 --> 00:11:44,369
♪ I never want to go back to ♪
320
00:11:44,520 --> 00:11:46,454
♪ Before you. ♪
321
00:11:47,449 --> 00:11:49,040
Nailed it.
322
00:11:49,192 --> 00:11:50,709
All right, we got some moves.
323
00:11:50,936 --> 00:11:52,285
Hey, we look damn good.
324
00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:53,603
All right, I'm gonna say it.
325
00:11:53,696 --> 00:11:55,438
-We are TikTok stars.
-(Randi exclaims)
326
00:11:55,457 --> 00:11:57,440
Someone had to.
So, what do we do next?
327
00:11:57,459 --> 00:11:58,624
People are going
to expect something.
328
00:11:58,719 --> 00:12:01,219
Oh, you're right,
but how do we top ourselves?
329
00:12:01,370 --> 00:12:02,962
Now I know how Beyoncé feels.
330
00:12:03,131 --> 00:12:04,723
I always know how Beyoncé feels.
331
00:12:04,874 --> 00:12:07,450
(laughing) Ooh,
maybe Max could do that thing
332
00:12:07,452 --> 00:12:08,709
where he dances
with a clone of himself.
333
00:12:08,729 --> 00:12:10,286
Or we can get him
a green screen.
334
00:12:10,305 --> 00:12:12,805
He can dance in cool places,
like, bam, he's on the moon,
335
00:12:12,974 --> 00:12:14,974
or bam, he's underwater,
or bam...
336
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:16,793
Oh, now you get the bams?
337
00:12:17,553 --> 00:12:20,405
And, when exactly am I supposed
to be doing all this stuff?
338
00:12:20,556 --> 00:12:22,073
Well, what do you do
on your days off?
339
00:12:22,150 --> 00:12:23,074
I write music.
340
00:12:23,226 --> 00:12:24,300
We're dancers now, Max.
341
00:12:24,393 --> 00:12:25,818
You got to pick your priorities.
342
00:12:25,971 --> 00:12:27,895
Music is my priority.
343
00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:29,806
That's the whole reason
we're doing this.
344
00:12:29,824 --> 00:12:32,417
No, that's why you're doing it.
I'm doing it to get verified.
345
00:12:32,527 --> 00:12:34,568
All I want is to get paid
to write a song.
346
00:12:34,662 --> 00:12:36,662
I don't want to dance
with my clone on the moon.
347
00:12:36,757 --> 00:12:38,815
Yeah, we moved past that, Bae.
348
00:12:38,833 --> 00:12:41,242
This was fun,
and we look amazing
349
00:12:41,410 --> 00:12:43,002
and I definitely
belong in front.
350
00:12:43,746 --> 00:12:45,171
But I'm a 40-year-old man
351
00:12:45,323 --> 00:12:47,248
who just pulled his groin
trying to get 300 followers.
352
00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:48,749
(sighs)
I don't know, guys.
353
00:12:48,843 --> 00:12:50,435
If this is what it takes
to go big,
354
00:12:50,586 --> 00:12:53,438
maybe it's just
not gonna happen.
355
00:12:53,589 --> 00:12:55,589
(groaning)
356
00:12:55,609 --> 00:13:00,028
-300 followers seems generous.
-I was gonna say.
357
00:13:04,526 --> 00:13:05,283
(pins clattering)
358
00:13:05,434 --> 00:13:07,452
Oh, yes!
That is my boyfriend
359
00:13:07,603 --> 00:13:10,638
giving us a "stone eight."
We can work with that!
360
00:13:10,698 --> 00:13:12,957
Uh, that would've been a spare
if you would use the arrows.
361
00:13:13,184 --> 00:13:14,684
I-I know about the arrows.
362
00:13:14,777 --> 00:13:15,943
I'm the one who told you
about the arrows, remember?
363
00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:17,495
Right, right, right.
That was the moment
364
00:13:17,647 --> 00:13:19,780
the "Gutter Queens" became
"The Bowling Winners."
365
00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:20,690
(chuckles)
366
00:13:20,783 --> 00:13:21,874
Oh, uh, Wyatt,
367
00:13:22,027 --> 00:13:23,209
make sure to keep
your wrist straight.
368
00:13:23,361 --> 00:13:24,969
Last time it was
too loose and floppy.
369
00:13:25,196 --> 00:13:26,696
Was I just gay bashed?
370
00:13:26,714 --> 00:13:29,641
Oh, toughen up, Tinker Bell.
371
00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:31,959
All right, Wyatt,
you are gonna slay this.
372
00:13:32,053 --> 00:13:36,130
Now, remember to follow through
and visualize that triangle.
373
00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:39,709
When I asked God
for any kind of human touch,
374
00:13:39,727 --> 00:13:42,070
I wasn't picturing this.
375
00:13:44,716 --> 00:13:46,049
Hey, superstar.
376
00:13:46,234 --> 00:13:48,309
Thought you might like a beer.
They gave me two by mistake.
377
00:13:48,403 --> 00:13:49,661
Oh, how sweet.
378
00:13:49,812 --> 00:13:51,830
Hey, Glen,
what movie is this from?
379
00:13:51,981 --> 00:13:54,590
"They drummed you
right out of Hollywood,
380
00:13:54,592 --> 00:13:57,335
so you come crawling back
to Broadway."
381
00:13:57,562 --> 00:13:58,728
Hey, Glen, Glen,
382
00:13:58,730 --> 00:14:00,580
I think we just pulled
ahead of you. Ring!
383
00:14:00,732 --> 00:14:04,250
Hang on. Hello?
Uh-huh. Yes, I'll tell him.
384
00:14:04,402 --> 00:14:05,492
That was your mom. She said,
385
00:14:05,570 --> 00:14:07,570
"You left your game
at home, son."
386
00:14:07,663 --> 00:14:10,348
My mother passed away
last Christmas.
387
00:14:10,425 --> 00:14:13,167
May her memory be only
for a blessing.
388
00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:15,261
See you later, dude.
389
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:16,938
We still pulled ahead of you.
390
00:14:18,249 --> 00:14:22,101
Kat, I was trying to figure out
if Glen is gay.
391
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:25,029
So, I was quoting a line
from Valley of the Dolls
392
00:14:25,181 --> 00:14:26,589
to see if he'd pick up on it.
393
00:14:26,608 --> 00:14:27,940
OSCAR:
Kat, your turn.
394
00:14:28,093 --> 00:14:29,659
I-I promise
I'll make it up to you.
395
00:14:30,762 --> 00:14:32,370
So, according to
my calculations,
396
00:14:32,521 --> 00:14:34,539
if we take this game,
we move into tenth place.
397
00:14:34,766 --> 00:14:36,432
Wow, that's great.
398
00:14:36,601 --> 00:14:37,600
Hey, just remember,
399
00:14:37,619 --> 00:14:39,377
everyone's here
to have a good time.
400
00:14:39,562 --> 00:14:40,527
I thought we were.
401
00:14:40,622 --> 00:14:41,880
Yeah, I just, I'm worried
the guys think
402
00:14:42,031 --> 00:14:43,381
you're being a little
intense, you know,
403
00:14:43,532 --> 00:14:44,865
with all the technique advice
and corrections.
404
00:14:44,885 --> 00:14:46,551
I just want everyone
to get better.
405
00:14:46,702 --> 00:14:48,961
Before you got here,
no one wanted to get better.
406
00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:51,723
Also, your "no fries
in the team area" rule
407
00:14:51,950 --> 00:14:53,116
did not go over well.
408
00:14:53,134 --> 00:14:55,376
Uh, greasy fingers
are the enemy of bowling.
409
00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,470
Just don't be the enemy of fun.
410
00:14:57,564 --> 00:14:59,922
I don't want the guys
to kick you off the team, right?
411
00:14:59,924 --> 00:15:01,624
They can't kick me off the team.
412
00:15:01,717 --> 00:15:03,568
I am the team!
413
00:15:06,297 --> 00:15:08,197
Okay, I'm hearing the intensity.
414
00:15:14,806 --> 00:15:17,582
♪ How do I know if you love me ♪
415
00:15:17,809 --> 00:15:19,992
♪ If you won't even follow me ♪
416
00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:22,478
Look what the Internet
dragged in.
417
00:15:22,571 --> 00:15:25,739
♪ Our love was like
an Insta Story ♪
418
00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:28,985
♪ Gone in 24 hours ♪
419
00:15:29,078 --> 00:15:33,181
♪ But I have it in my archives ♪
420
00:15:34,008 --> 00:15:36,267
(applause)
421
00:15:36,494 --> 00:15:37,435
Hey, Pippa.
422
00:15:37,586 --> 00:15:40,346
That was...
That was some song.
423
00:15:40,498 --> 00:15:41,347
Aw, thanks.
424
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,424
So, what are you doing here?
425
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:44,350
Um...
426
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:47,003
My mom gave my manager
your demo.
427
00:15:47,021 --> 00:15:48,613
She really liked it.
428
00:15:49,507 --> 00:15:50,506
Oh, did she?
429
00:15:50,675 --> 00:15:52,599
Yeah, she thought, uh...
430
00:15:52,694 --> 00:15:55,102
She thought that your songs
might be better than mine.
431
00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:57,013
Oh, did she?
432
00:15:57,148 --> 00:15:58,531
I just said that.
433
00:15:59,534 --> 00:16:03,127
Anyway, she wants you to write
a few songs for me.
434
00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:06,113
We want you to write some songs.
435
00:16:06,282 --> 00:16:08,449
Wait, really?
That would be great.
436
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:11,285
Yay! Oh, my manager wanted me
to give you this.
437
00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:12,637
I guess it's called a check?
438
00:16:12,864 --> 00:16:14,973
It's like crypto
but for old people.
439
00:16:16,201 --> 00:16:18,309
Well, somebody's having
steak tonight.
440
00:16:18,461 --> 00:16:20,794
With a moderately priced wine.
441
00:16:21,630 --> 00:16:23,206
So, you want to work
on the arrangement?
442
00:16:23,299 --> 00:16:24,557
-Let's do it.
-Come on.
443
00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:26,726
Hey, I saw your video.
You got some moves.
444
00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:28,377
Thanks. I can teach it to you.
445
00:16:28,471 --> 00:16:29,988
Yeah, I'm good.
446
00:16:31,640 --> 00:16:32,824
(clears throat)
447
00:16:32,975 --> 00:16:34,975
♪ What used to be
the best of me ♪
448
00:16:34,995 --> 00:16:38,037
♪ Now makes
a bloody mess of me ♪
449
00:16:38,147 --> 00:16:41,457
BOTH:
♪ I had no direction home ♪
450
00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:44,985
♪ But you're so new
and bright to me ♪
451
00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:47,580
♪ There's no more cold
and night in me... ♪
452
00:16:47,732 --> 00:16:49,465
I discovered him.
453
00:16:52,495 --> 00:16:53,994
(mutters)
454
00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:56,497
-These are his.
-You bitch.
455
00:16:56,591 --> 00:16:58,074
Ladies, it's okay.
456
00:16:58,167 --> 00:17:01,244
I-I want to ask you something,
and please be honest.
457
00:17:01,262 --> 00:17:03,003
Have I been making you crazy?
458
00:17:03,097 --> 00:17:04,413
Maybe a little.
459
00:17:04,507 --> 00:17:07,416
I mean, you did muck up
my moment with Glen.
460
00:17:07,435 --> 00:17:09,193
And I don't love
having to gobble
461
00:17:09,345 --> 00:17:11,029
every time you bowl a turkey.
462
00:17:11,256 --> 00:17:13,531
Gobble, gobble, gobble.
463
00:17:14,425 --> 00:17:16,425
I feel horrible.
Should I quit?
464
00:17:16,444 --> 00:17:17,851
Do you want me to resign
as captain?
465
00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:20,020
I don't remember there
being an election.
466
00:17:20,114 --> 00:17:22,281
Well, there was a vacuum,
I stepped in.
467
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:23,949
Quit the team?
Are you kidding?
468
00:17:24,102 --> 00:17:25,618
We're about to break
the top ten.
469
00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:27,694
We're getting dirty looks
from the other teams.
470
00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:30,531
-That's never happened before.
-(chuckles)
471
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:31,791
So, we're cool?
472
00:17:31,943 --> 00:17:33,292
Be as hard on us as you want.
473
00:17:33,444 --> 00:17:37,613
Hell yeah, get out there, girl,
and get us that trophy.
474
00:17:37,706 --> 00:17:38,948
Okay. Well, Wyatt,
475
00:17:39,041 --> 00:17:41,017
I think you know
what to do with those fries.
476
00:17:41,969 --> 00:17:43,478
Yes, sir.
477
00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:46,547
Let's go, Bowling Winners!
478
00:17:47,550 --> 00:17:49,901
Eighth place is pretty good,
right? (chuckles)
479
00:17:49,977 --> 00:17:50,976
Yep.
480
00:17:51,053 --> 00:17:52,628
I mean, we got
this little plaque
481
00:17:52,647 --> 00:17:54,480
and this coupon
for bottomless nachos.
482
00:17:54,632 --> 00:17:56,390
Do not give me a challenge
like that.
483
00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:58,159
I will win.
484
00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:00,411
Mm-hmm.
485
00:18:00,563 --> 00:18:02,080
Are you okay?
486
00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:05,232
Yeah, of course, totes magotes.
487
00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:09,087
I've never heard you say
"totes magotes" before.
488
00:18:09,314 --> 00:18:11,089
Is something bothering you?
489
00:18:13,334 --> 00:18:15,259
Come on, Oscar, talk to me.
490
00:18:16,579 --> 00:18:17,744
Look... (sighs)
491
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:20,264
Kat, I'm a pretty good bowler.
492
00:18:20,416 --> 00:18:22,249
Yes, you are.
493
00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:24,009
But I'm a little bit better.
494
00:18:24,162 --> 00:18:25,728
(laughing)
495
00:18:27,498 --> 00:18:28,589
Oh.
496
00:18:28,757 --> 00:18:30,441
Wait, is that a problem for you?
497
00:18:30,668 --> 00:18:31,851
Of course not.
498
00:18:32,003 --> 00:18:33,945
Are you sure?
499
00:18:34,096 --> 00:18:35,004
(exhales)
500
00:18:35,097 --> 00:18:36,823
This is going to sound
so stupid.
501
00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:41,844
I kind of liked being the ringer
even on a not-so-great team.
502
00:18:41,863 --> 00:18:45,014
But you're still a great bowler.
503
00:18:45,183 --> 00:18:47,608
How do I put this? Uh...
504
00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:51,629
Kat, you are the type of person
who shines wherever you are.
505
00:18:52,874 --> 00:18:56,300
I guess I liked having a place
where I shined a little, too.
506
00:18:57,195 --> 00:18:58,803
Oh, Oscar, that's crazy.
507
00:18:59,030 --> 00:19:00,696
I mean, you shine all the time.
508
00:19:00,715 --> 00:19:01,714
-You are amazing.
-No.
509
00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:03,307
You don't have to do this.
510
00:19:03,459 --> 00:19:05,792
Really. This is my issue,
not yours.
511
00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:07,553
But I-I think we should
talk about it.
512
00:19:07,722 --> 00:19:10,206
No, it's okay. We're good.
513
00:19:10,224 --> 00:19:12,466
-Really.
-Really?
514
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:14,301
Really.
515
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:15,653
I promise.
516
00:19:17,382 --> 00:19:19,490
♪ ♪
517
00:19:27,074 --> 00:19:29,575
-♪ Before you. ♪
-We are all so good, right?
518
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:31,560
Ooh, someone said,
"That girl is cute."
519
00:19:31,579 --> 00:19:33,987
-BOTH: It's probably me.
-(Max chuckles)
520
00:19:34,156 --> 00:19:36,507
I'm learning
not to read the comments,
521
00:19:36,734 --> 00:19:37,900
it gets in your head.
522
00:19:37,993 --> 00:19:39,418
I was called "really talented,"
523
00:19:39,570 --> 00:19:42,013
"a poor man's
Harry Connick Jr.,"
524
00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:44,182
and someone thought
they knew me from porn.
525
00:19:45,076 --> 00:19:46,267
They didn't.
526
00:19:47,169 --> 00:19:48,928
You know, I've got stuff to say.
527
00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:52,264
Maybe I should do more
of that social media.
528
00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:53,582
(chuckles)
529
00:19:53,601 --> 00:19:55,935
Here's to the beginning
of a big-ass career.
530
00:19:56,087 --> 00:19:57,361
And remember,
if you crash and burn,
531
00:19:57,513 --> 00:19:59,438
or you do something stupid
to get canceled,
532
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:02,349
there will always be a plunger
and a clogged toilet
533
00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:03,592
with your name on it.
534
00:20:04,445 --> 00:20:06,445
Wait, wait, wait.
I want to say something.
535
00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:08,614
When you win your first Grammy,
536
00:20:08,766 --> 00:20:12,251
I will be right there
in the front row, swooning.
537
00:20:13,195 --> 00:20:15,362
Yes, there will be swooning.
538
00:20:15,381 --> 00:20:16,288
To Max.
539
00:20:16,365 --> 00:20:18,865
-Oh, to Max!
-To Max.
540
00:20:19,034 --> 00:20:21,126
Oh, Phil. Look over there.
541
00:20:21,203 --> 00:20:23,112
What is Glen doing here?
542
00:20:23,205 --> 00:20:24,705
I may or may not
have invited him.
543
00:20:24,799 --> 00:20:27,616
I thought that the two of you
had some stuff to clear up.
544
00:20:27,710 --> 00:20:29,209
Kat, I am mortified.
545
00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:30,394
I got to pee, so...
546
00:20:30,596 --> 00:20:31,562
Oh, no, no!
547
00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:34,899
-Hey, Phil.
-Oh, Glen. Hey!
548
00:20:35,050 --> 00:20:37,401
-(chuckles)
-What was that quote
549
00:20:37,628 --> 00:20:39,237
you said to me
at the bowling alley?
550
00:20:39,464 --> 00:20:41,814
(laughing): Oh, um...
551
00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:44,467
"They drummed you right out
of Hollywood,
552
00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:47,578
so you come crawling back
to Broadway."
553
00:20:47,730 --> 00:20:52,399
BOTH:
"But Broadway doesn't go
for booze and dope."
554
00:20:52,418 --> 00:20:55,327
He's gay as a clutch purse,
y'all!
555
00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:57,129
(laughing)
556
00:20:58,165 --> 00:20:59,423
That's a feel-good moment
557
00:20:59,650 --> 00:21:01,241
happening right here
at The Middle C.
558
00:21:01,335 --> 00:21:02,576
I'd like to think that I...
559
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:04,153
(screams) Oh!
560
00:21:04,155 --> 00:21:06,246
♪ Before you ♪
561
00:21:06,340 --> 00:21:09,750
♪ I never really had a chance ♪
562
00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:11,552
♪ Before you ♪
563
00:21:11,662 --> 00:21:15,180
♪ I never had a reason
to dance ♪
564
00:21:15,275 --> 00:21:18,442
♪ You broke apart the walls
in me ♪
565
00:21:18,594 --> 00:21:22,613
♪ You held my hand
and made me see ♪
566
00:21:22,765 --> 00:21:24,949
♪ I never want to go back to ♪
567
00:21:25,118 --> 00:21:29,495
♪ Before you ♪
568
00:21:30,515 --> 00:21:32,848
♪ I never want to go back to ♪
569
00:21:32,867 --> 00:21:34,517
♪ Before you. ♪
570
00:21:34,535 --> 00:21:36,368
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