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Hey, Wyatt, how have you been?
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Oh, I'm feeling pretty good.
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It's my birthday today.
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Well, happy birthday.
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You get a free cupcake.
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Thank you.
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You know I gave him
a birthday cupcake last week.
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And I gave him one yesterday.
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That man has had 18 birthdays
since we've opened.
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Uh, ju-- just one minute.
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Well, I gave him
a gluten-free one.
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See? We can give those away.
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Did anyone else notice
the dog that is bigger than me
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tied up out front?
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Well, I hope someone
didn't abandon him.
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If someone abandoned him,
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I swear, I will go John Wick
on their ass.
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Well, how long has
he been out there?
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I don't know.
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Um, okay, people,
did anyone tie up a dog outside?
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Oh, shoot, did he poop?
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I'll grab some napkins.
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Can you bring a coffee
out to me, honey?
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Uh, it's Kat.
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Nick. No cream or sugar.
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Uh, there is a line, you know.
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Yeah, I appreciate
you letting me cut.
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Wh-- Just hold on
one more moment.
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You're not really taking
that man coffee, are you?
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My brain says no,
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but my people-pleasing heart
says yeah.
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All right, Brutus,
there's a lady coming.
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Look sharp, no farting.
I'll try and do the same.
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Hey, you really shouldn't leave
your dog unattended like that.
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I mean, what if he got loose?
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Oh, he'd be fine.
He's got my phone number.
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If you ask nice,
he'll give it to you.
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Oh, I think I'd rather
have his number.
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Oh!
(laughs)
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Sorry, Brutus is a rascal.
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-He does whatever I'm thinking.
-(chuckles)
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Hope your breath
is better than his.
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Well, the good news is
he didn't poop.
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I almost did
when he jumped up on me.
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-So is this your café?
-Yeah, it is.
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Ah, I just opened up that new
sandwich shop down the street,
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Meat, Myself and I.
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Get it?
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Yes, I'm familiar with wordplay.
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All right, well,
stop by my place sometime,
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I'll make you a sandwich.
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Oh, and, um, take care of these
for me, will you, honey?
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Uh, I'm not a secretary in
the '50s, I don't go by "honey."
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Got it. See you around.
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♪ Me, oh, my, oh, my, oh, me ♪
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♪ Nothin' wrong with you
but I'd rather be me. ♪
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Hey, what are you doing?
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Oh, I'm making a "welcome
to the neighborhood" basket
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for Nick.
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For Mr. Give Me a Coffee, Honey?
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He never paid for that,
by the way.
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I know he was kind of a jerk,
but I've made a welcome basket
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for every new business
that's opened on the block.
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Even the skateboard place
that greeted me with,
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"Hey, Tyler, your mom's here."
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They still call you
"Tyler's mom."
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You know, honestly, he's
a good kid, I could do worse.
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You know, you really are like
the neighborhood ambassador.
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Ooh, I like that.
Spread the word.
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I want to make it a thing.
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Hello, all.
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-Oh, hey, Max.
-Hi, Max.
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I have been instructed
to present
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this gift
to one Miss Randi Hamilton.
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He knows that I can see him
through the window, right?
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Just play along, he wanted
to watch your reaction.
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Oh, my gosh!
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This was my favorite
chocolate bar as a kid.
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I didn't know
they still made it.
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Carter called the company
and found a candy store
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that still sells them,
then he drove
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two hours to get it.
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Each way or round trip?
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I will not be taking
follow-up questions.
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This is weird enough as it is.
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Have a nice day.
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Aw, Carter is so sweet.
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It makes my teeth hurt.
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That or it's about to rain.
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I love that he spoils you
just 'cause.
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Yeah, I know.
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Honeybun, for someone
who's holding a candy bar,
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you do not seem very happy.
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It's just that ever since
Carter and I went official,
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he keeps giving me these
thoughtful little gifts.
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And I guess I'm not used
to that type of affection.
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Marty and I used to give
each other things all the time.
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And write each other poems.
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Oh, what are we talking--
haiku, limerick?
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Erotic.
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I'm gifted with dirty rhymes.
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Block, smock,
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clock, they all rhyme with...
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We got it.
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Do we?
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Oh, now we do, yeah.
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Well, maybe I can give this
thoughtful gift thing a try.
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Though I don't know
how I can compete.
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What about a trip to Hawaii?
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If I could afford that,
do you think
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I would be wearing an apron
with a cat face on it?
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I'm gonna pretend
like the answer to that is yes.
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What about a kitten party?
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You know, where you dress up
all the cats
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like your favorite
science fiction writers?
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Margaret Cat-wood.
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No, that's more for me.
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Why don't you just ask him?
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Well, that defeats
the whole purpose.
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All right, then listen to him.
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You know, when people talk,
they're telling you
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exactly what they want.
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That's right.
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-Rolex.
-Kitten party.
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Hi.
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Hello, Brutus.
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May I? It's a cat treat--
I hope he's not too picky.
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Oh, he loves a cat treat.
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No fillers though, right?
Just 100% pure cat?
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That's not funny.
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That's kind of funny.
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I actually brought
something for you, too.
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Oh, you didn't have to do that.
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If you want a date,
all you got to do is ask.
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Uh, I've got a boyfriend,
thanks.
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I can't tell you how many
relationships I've been in
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that started with,
"I have a boyfriend."
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Does this little gambit
work on a lot of women?
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I do all right.
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Actually, Brutus
does most of the heavy lifting.
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See, that I believe.
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I just came by
to say welcome to the block.
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I'm kind
of the neighborhood ambassador.
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Oh, is that an official title?
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Yeah, it comes with a townhouse
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and diplomatic plates.
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So what do we have here?
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Oh, well, this is
our special coffee blend.
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We get our beans
from a local roaster.
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Two different types of Arabica.
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With vanilla-- cute.
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Our coffee program's
pretty extensive.
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Hawaiian Kona,
Guatemalan Robusta,
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and an Ethiopian single origin
that'll make you feel
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like you just did an eight ball.
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Is that a good thing?
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Have you tried an eight ball?
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I own a cat café--
what do you think?
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You want to put something
in your mouth that
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you'll think about for weeks?
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Woah, what?
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Oh!
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(laughing):
Oh, this-this cheese, yeah.
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Oh, that's really good cheese.
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Right? A little nutty,
a little naughty.
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-What is it?
-Reblochon.
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Made from unpasteurized milk.
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Totally illegal
to serve that in the U.S.
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Aren't you worried
about the health inspector?
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Or the FDA?
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Nah, I'm like the wife visiting
her husband in prison.
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I know how to make
a package disappear.
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Oh.
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You're not gonna narc on me,
are you?
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I am not a snitch,
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no matter what it says
in my high school yearbook.
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Great. You want a beer?
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You have a liquor license?
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No. That's why I don't sell it.
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I just offer it to anyone
who wants to tip
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seven dollars a bottle.
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Oh, wow, okay, no thanks.
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You know, I feel like if I learn
anything else about you,
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I'm gonna be called in
to testify at some point.
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I'm just gonna go.
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Well, hold on a second.
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You, uh...
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got a little cheese
on your neck.
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Oh, uh, okay, thanks.
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You're welcome.
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Come back anytime, Kitty Kat.
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It's Kat. Just, uh, just Kat.
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Or Katharine, but only
my mother calls me that.
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Whoa! And you, sir,
are not my mother.
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-(door rattles)
-Oh, gosh.
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It's one of the-- you pull?
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Got it, yep. Bye.
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Dude, you could not win a fight
with a silverback gorilla.
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(scoffs) Coming from a guy
who said he can
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take on an ostrich
running at full speed.
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CARTER:
What? Have you seen me
display my dominance?
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Man, that thing would stop
in its tracks.
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I'm the apex predator.
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Oh, my goodness!
I've been listening to you two
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for the past 20 minutes.
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"I could headbutt a rhino,"
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"I could body-slam
an alligator,"
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when neither one of you
are brave enough
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to arm-wrestle me.
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I'm brave enough.
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Just need to be
in the right headspace.
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Okay then,
what should we be talking about?
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I don't know.
Something important,
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like-like
what's the meaning of life
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or-or what would you want
that's under $32 after tax.
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You know, I think a lot
about the meaning of life
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and why we're here...
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That is so fascinating.
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Okay, Carter, you're up.
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Wants? Needs? Wants?
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Hmm. You know what I've
always really, really wanted?
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I'm listening.
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To fight a lion.
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A lion would rip you to shreds.
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Okay, neither one of you could
win a fight against any animal.
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We could if we trained.
(gasps)
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There's a new boxing gym
on Fifth. We should go together.
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That'd be awesome.
Hey, I need boxing gloves.
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Ooh, okay! Boxing gloves.
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Do these come
in specific sizes or colors?
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-I got you.
I have an extra pair.
-Mm, hey, you know
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what would be better
for fighting a lion?
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-Hmm?
-Jujitsu.
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Okay, is there any equipment
you need for that?
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Yeah, a gi, a mouthguard,
safety gear.
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Okay. Uh, good to know.
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Yeah, I still got all that
from my tae kwon do days.
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(grunts)
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MAX:
Okay, Randi,
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let's arm-wrestle.
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(chuckles):
Oh!
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Told you.
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Hola!
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Oh, hey! What a nice surprise.
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I was just having lunch
at that new sandwich place.
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Thought I'd bring you one.
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Oh. Thanks.
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What's wrong?
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You're usually over the moon
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when I bring you
unexpected snacks.
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If she doesn't want it,
we'll take it.
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It's just the owner of that
place is incredibly annoying.
253
00:08:33,922 --> 00:08:35,329
So is that a no?
254
00:08:35,423 --> 00:08:37,574
I thought he was cool.
Why don't you like him?
255
00:08:37,667 --> 00:08:39,425
I'm just gonna take it.
256
00:08:39,520 --> 00:08:41,261
Because he's basically
a criminal.
257
00:08:41,429 --> 00:08:43,688
Serving illegal cheese,
selling illegal beer,
258
00:08:43,840 --> 00:08:45,006
while all
of the other businesses
259
00:08:45,100 --> 00:08:46,340
are following the rules.
260
00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:47,917
Eh, I don't know.
I think that hair salon
261
00:08:48,011 --> 00:08:49,361
might be a front for something.
262
00:08:49,588 --> 00:08:51,196
I am constantly delivering boxes
of shampoo--
263
00:08:51,347 --> 00:08:53,256
never seen
a single customer in there.
264
00:08:53,349 --> 00:08:54,758
No, I've seen someone there
once.
265
00:08:54,776 --> 00:08:56,017
Though he was bald,
266
00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:57,536
so you might be onto something.
267
00:08:57,763 --> 00:08:59,596
All right, I got to go.
I'm double-parked out front.
268
00:08:59,765 --> 00:09:01,522
You really should get
a yellow curb like Nick.
269
00:09:01,542 --> 00:09:03,542
-Nick has a yellow curb?
-Yeah.
270
00:09:03,693 --> 00:09:05,359
How did he get that?
I applied a year ago
271
00:09:05,379 --> 00:09:06,211
and haven't heard back.
272
00:09:06,362 --> 00:09:08,046
I don't know. Ask him.
273
00:09:08,197 --> 00:09:09,506
All right, love you. Bye.
274
00:09:10,292 --> 00:09:12,199
Okay, that's weird, right?
275
00:09:12,294 --> 00:09:13,943
Like, how did he get a curb
so fast?
276
00:09:14,037 --> 00:09:15,111
(scoffs)
I bet he bribed someone.
277
00:09:15,130 --> 00:09:16,704
Or painted it himself.
278
00:09:16,723 --> 00:09:19,391
-You think he'd do that?
-Oh, I wouldn't put it past him.
279
00:09:19,542 --> 00:09:21,042
He's one of those guys
who thinks he can do
280
00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:22,285
whatever he wants
'cause he's good-looking.
281
00:09:22,304 --> 00:09:23,620
Like, "Hey, I'm Nick.
I'm good-looking.
282
00:09:23,713 --> 00:09:25,455
I can do whatever I want
'cause I'm good-looking."
283
00:09:25,473 --> 00:09:27,899
Why are you letting
this guy get under your skin?
284
00:09:28,051 --> 00:09:29,292
He's not getting under my skin.
285
00:09:29,311 --> 00:09:31,144
Well, he's getting
under something!
286
00:09:31,296 --> 00:09:33,146
He's not getting under anything.
287
00:09:33,298 --> 00:09:34,406
And it's only a matter of time
288
00:09:34,482 --> 00:09:36,132
before justice catches up
with him.
289
00:09:36,225 --> 00:09:37,300
Give me that sandwich.
290
00:09:37,393 --> 00:09:39,578
Let me see what all the hubbub
is about.
291
00:09:42,065 --> 00:09:44,499
Holy balls, that's delicious!
292
00:09:46,328 --> 00:09:47,068
So?
293
00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:49,504
I've had better.
294
00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:58,154
(soft chatter)
295
00:09:58,173 --> 00:09:59,764
Hey! Kitty Kat.
296
00:09:59,916 --> 00:10:01,157
Hey, Nick-Knack!
297
00:10:01,292 --> 00:10:04,010
That sounded cooler in my head.
298
00:10:04,162 --> 00:10:05,345
What's with the smile?
299
00:10:05,439 --> 00:10:06,679
You look like the cat
who swallowed something.
300
00:10:06,832 --> 00:10:09,941
Oh, I did. I'm the cat
who swallowed a curb.
301
00:10:10,093 --> 00:10:11,835
Again, cooler in my head.
302
00:10:11,928 --> 00:10:13,169
What do you mean?
303
00:10:13,188 --> 00:10:14,446
Well, I did a little digging
304
00:10:14,597 --> 00:10:16,339
around your new yellow zone
out there.
305
00:10:16,432 --> 00:10:18,265
You may not know this,
but I was once
306
00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:19,676
on the neighborhood
business council.
307
00:10:19,845 --> 00:10:22,454
Yes, I was. I've got the mug
and the visor to prove it.
308
00:10:23,181 --> 00:10:24,180
So I could say,
309
00:10:24,199 --> 00:10:25,606
"Guess what I found out,"
310
00:10:25,775 --> 00:10:27,608
but I think you already know...
311
00:10:27,702 --> 00:10:29,202
That I painted the curb myself?
312
00:10:29,354 --> 00:10:31,187
...that you painted
the curb yourself!
313
00:10:31,206 --> 00:10:33,873
So that's what's got
your panties in a bunch.
314
00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:35,783
You know,
I was willing to overlook
315
00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:39,696
your questionable orgasmic
cheese and your unlicensed beer,
316
00:10:39,714 --> 00:10:43,308
but that curb is a flagrant
violation of common courtesy.
317
00:10:43,535 --> 00:10:46,144
Even worse than your use
of the word "panties."
318
00:10:46,371 --> 00:10:48,872
Hold that lecture.
My best customer's here.
319
00:10:48,890 --> 00:10:49,873
Hey, man!
320
00:10:49,891 --> 00:10:50,890
What can I get you?
321
00:10:51,042 --> 00:10:52,058
I'll take a number four.
322
00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:54,377
Ooh! And put it inside
a number two.
323
00:10:54,396 --> 00:10:55,378
Hey, Kat.
324
00:10:55,471 --> 00:10:56,546
Did you come
to get the good stuff?
325
00:10:56,564 --> 00:10:58,047
Did you know he has
326
00:10:58,066 --> 00:10:59,899
illegal sausage from France?
327
00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,551
-What?
-It's a gray area,
328
00:11:01,644 --> 00:11:03,903
but I know a guy who knows a guy
who knows a pig.
329
00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:05,889
Well, knew a pig.
330
00:11:05,907 --> 00:11:07,573
(chuckles)
You should really get a sandwich
331
00:11:07,668 --> 00:11:09,058
while you're here.
They're phenomenal.
332
00:11:09,152 --> 00:11:11,318
No, no.
These sandwiches are built
333
00:11:11,338 --> 00:11:14,080
on the backs of shortcuts
and lies.
334
00:11:14,232 --> 00:11:15,489
You need to paint that curb
back.
335
00:11:15,509 --> 00:11:17,158
It's just not fair
to your neighbors.
336
00:11:17,326 --> 00:11:18,826
No one's stopping them
from painting their curbs.
337
00:11:18,920 --> 00:11:22,238
Oh, so-so everyone just does
whatever they damn well please
338
00:11:22,257 --> 00:11:24,257
and no one is respecting
their neighbor?
339
00:11:24,409 --> 00:11:26,685
And then do you know
what we have, Nick?
340
00:11:26,836 --> 00:11:28,019
We have anarchy.
341
00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:30,263
Well, at least
it'll be interesting.
342
00:11:30,415 --> 00:11:32,248
-Just paint the curb back.
-Come on, Kat.
343
00:11:32,341 --> 00:11:33,599
Is it really that big of a deal?
344
00:11:33,752 --> 00:11:35,860
Yes! And you're not supposed
to take his side.
345
00:11:36,012 --> 00:11:38,512
-I'm not taking his side.
-Well, it sure sounds
like you're taking his side.
346
00:11:38,606 --> 00:11:40,365
-Well, I'm not.
-Oh!
347
00:11:40,592 --> 00:11:42,258
I am sensing
a lovers' quarrel here.
348
00:11:42,277 --> 00:11:43,201
Is this your boyfriend?
349
00:11:43,352 --> 00:11:44,610
(chuckles):
Oh. No.
350
00:11:44,763 --> 00:11:45,704
-No, Kat's my best friend.
-(chuckles)
351
00:11:45,931 --> 00:11:47,354
Really?
352
00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:49,115
-I would've bet money
that you two were bangin'.
-What?
353
00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:51,376
-Uh, no, no, no. (chuckles)
-Yeah, no. No.
354
00:11:51,603 --> 00:11:53,119
-(chuckles)
-I mean, we-we had a thing
a while ago,
355
00:11:53,288 --> 00:11:55,046
-but it was...
-Like, it...
wasn't really a thing.
356
00:11:55,273 --> 00:11:57,215
-Well, it was kind of a thing.
-Like, it was, like,
a little bit of a thing,
357
00:11:57,366 --> 00:11:58,532
but it's not a thing anymore.
358
00:11:58,552 --> 00:12:00,427
-Yeah. It's-it's-it's not.
-It's not.
359
00:12:01,037 --> 00:12:02,870
Got it. Misread.
360
00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:05,223
Zero sexual tension here.
361
00:12:07,210 --> 00:12:08,393
(exhales sharply)
362
00:12:09,287 --> 00:12:11,020
So, how long on that sandwich?
363
00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:15,458
Hey, guys.
I really need your help.
364
00:12:15,477 --> 00:12:17,627
I've been going a little crazy
trying to figure out
365
00:12:17,720 --> 00:12:20,146
what to give Carter, but I think
I got some good stuff here.
366
00:12:20,223 --> 00:12:22,389
Okay, uh... Oh, what's this?
367
00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:25,059
Oh, that is a napkin
from our first date.
368
00:12:25,153 --> 00:12:26,244
Pretty romantic, right?
369
00:12:26,395 --> 00:12:28,471
You saved the napkin
from your first date?
370
00:12:28,564 --> 00:12:30,081
No, that's from
a different Applebee's,
371
00:12:30,233 --> 00:12:31,565
but he won't know that.
372
00:12:31,585 --> 00:12:33,901
Oh, so you're gonna show him
you care by lying?
373
00:12:33,979 --> 00:12:35,903
Okay, now you just ruined it.
374
00:12:35,997 --> 00:12:37,571
Let's keep digging.
375
00:12:37,665 --> 00:12:39,090
-What is this?
-Oh!
376
00:12:39,317 --> 00:12:40,333
That is a coffee warmer,
377
00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:42,485
because he drinks coffee
and he...
378
00:12:42,504 --> 00:12:44,003
warmers my heart.
379
00:12:44,172 --> 00:12:46,005
"Warms" was right there.
380
00:12:46,174 --> 00:12:47,599
(sighs)
See? I'm no good at this.
381
00:12:47,750 --> 00:12:49,993
Okay, well, don't give up.
Let's keep looking.
382
00:12:50,086 --> 00:12:51,327
Oh, uh, what's this?
383
00:12:51,346 --> 00:12:53,271
Oh! That is
a catalog of cemetery plots
384
00:12:53,498 --> 00:12:57,066
to show him that I am thinking
long-term. (chuckles)
385
00:12:57,927 --> 00:12:59,593
Wow, that's...
386
00:12:59,613 --> 00:13:00,445
really nice.
387
00:13:00,672 --> 00:13:02,429
No, it's not. It's creepy.
388
00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:04,098
-Yeah, it's totally creepy.
-(sighs)
389
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:06,175
Truth, hon,
390
00:13:06,194 --> 00:13:07,285
I am not seeing a winner.
391
00:13:07,436 --> 00:13:10,196
O-Okay, there is
one more possibility,
392
00:13:10,348 --> 00:13:11,790
but I need you
to withhold all judgment.
393
00:13:12,017 --> 00:13:15,376
I made it in my ceramics class,
and clay is not my medium.
394
00:13:17,205 --> 00:13:17,962
Oh!
395
00:13:18,114 --> 00:13:19,038
Good Lord!
396
00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:20,298
I said withhold all judgment!
397
00:13:20,525 --> 00:13:22,283
Is that supposed to be Carter?
398
00:13:22,377 --> 00:13:23,042
(sighs)
399
00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:25,028
Oh, it's just wonderful!
400
00:13:25,046 --> 00:13:27,713
Yeah, it's not at all disturbing
401
00:13:27,808 --> 00:13:29,365
or seemingly cursed.
402
00:13:29,384 --> 00:13:31,367
You guys,
I don't know what to do.
403
00:13:31,386 --> 00:13:32,385
Stop stressing out.
404
00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:34,220
It's not like Carter's expecting
anything.
405
00:13:34,372 --> 00:13:36,389
Yeah, but he's really into
all this romantic crap,
406
00:13:36,541 --> 00:13:38,499
and I'm not good
at expressing myself!
407
00:13:38,501 --> 00:13:41,319
Well, you might start
by not calling it "crap."
408
00:13:41,470 --> 00:13:42,153
Fair point.
409
00:13:42,305 --> 00:13:44,322
'Cause the truth is, I'm...
410
00:13:44,473 --> 00:13:47,308
(mumbles): sorta, kinda starting
to fall in love with him.
411
00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:48,993
I'm sorry, what was that?
412
00:13:49,220 --> 00:13:50,403
Oh, don't make me say it again.
413
00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:52,555
-Oh, girl,
you're gonna say it again.
-(sighs)
414
00:13:52,574 --> 00:13:53,723
Fine! Fine.
415
00:13:54,059 --> 00:13:56,726
I'm kinda, sorta starting
to fall in love with him.
416
00:13:56,819 --> 00:13:58,244
(chuckles):
Aw! Sweetie!
417
00:13:58,396 --> 00:14:00,229
Look who has
a gooey nougat center.
418
00:14:00,248 --> 00:14:02,507
You know what? It might just be
easier if I break up with him.
419
00:14:02,658 --> 00:14:05,826
Hey, you guys doing
free coffee today?
420
00:14:05,846 --> 00:14:07,161
No?
421
00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:08,847
Okay. See you later.
422
00:14:08,998 --> 00:14:10,089
Wait, where are you going?
423
00:14:10,241 --> 00:14:11,741
That new place down the street
424
00:14:11,759 --> 00:14:13,167
is giving away free coffee.
425
00:14:13,261 --> 00:14:14,594
There's a sign out front.
426
00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:16,187
What?
427
00:14:16,414 --> 00:14:17,171
(yelps)
428
00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:18,748
I thought it moved.
429
00:14:18,766 --> 00:14:20,083
Very funny.
430
00:14:20,101 --> 00:14:21,401
Wait, did it?
431
00:14:23,104 --> 00:14:25,088
You have got to be kidding me!
432
00:14:25,090 --> 00:14:26,422
Coffee and animals--
433
00:14:26,515 --> 00:14:28,616
what a great idea.
434
00:14:30,519 --> 00:14:32,704
(soft chatter)
435
00:14:41,272 --> 00:14:42,605
Nick, what the hell?
436
00:14:42,698 --> 00:14:44,290
You can get the free coffee
without bringing the sign.
437
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:45,291
It's not like a coupon.
438
00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:47,534
What are you guys doing here?!
439
00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:49,203
He's got five kinds
of prosciutto!
440
00:14:49,297 --> 00:14:51,447
-And truffle aioli!
-Where else would we be?
441
00:14:51,540 --> 00:14:54,041
We talked about this. We said we
were gonna boycott this place.
442
00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:55,226
I never agreed to that.
443
00:14:55,453 --> 00:14:56,786
I had no idea we
were coming here for lunch.
444
00:14:56,879 --> 00:14:58,955
Before I knew it,
I was on my second sandwich.
445
00:14:59,048 --> 00:15:00,339
You're both traitors.
446
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,049
Do you know that he put a sign
in front of my café
447
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:03,384
to steal my customers?
448
00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:05,128
Sorry, sweetie,
but this sandwich is so good.
449
00:15:05,146 --> 00:15:06,145
Can't I love you both?
450
00:15:06,297 --> 00:15:08,889
Oh. So this is your boyfriend.
451
00:15:08,983 --> 00:15:10,149
Yeah. Yeah, it is.
452
00:15:10,301 --> 00:15:11,558
And he's having lunch
with your best friend
453
00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:13,077
who you may or may not have had
a thing with?
454
00:15:13,304 --> 00:15:14,895
We're very evolved people!
455
00:15:14,973 --> 00:15:15,972
Yeah, we're buds now.
456
00:15:16,065 --> 00:15:17,231
It's actually kind of nice.
457
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:18,065
Well,
458
00:15:18,159 --> 00:15:19,584
whatever tickles your pickle.
459
00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,161
-Nick, I am not done with you.
-Listen,
460
00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:23,479
you don't own the sidewalk.
461
00:15:23,498 --> 00:15:24,923
I put my sign
in a high-traffic area.
462
00:15:25,074 --> 00:15:26,482
It's business-- nothing more.
463
00:15:26,501 --> 00:15:29,485
All right. If that's how
we're gonna play this,
464
00:15:29,504 --> 00:15:31,003
you watch out.
465
00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:32,722
I'm comin' for you.
466
00:15:33,825 --> 00:15:35,433
Guys, let's go.
467
00:15:35,584 --> 00:15:36,434
I got to back my girl.
468
00:15:36,585 --> 00:15:38,010
But, also,
wrap up five sandwiches.
469
00:15:38,163 --> 00:15:39,562
We'll come get 'em later.
470
00:15:41,166 --> 00:15:42,607
Make it ten.
471
00:15:49,507 --> 00:15:50,856
(knocking)
472
00:15:51,009 --> 00:15:52,191
Hello.
473
00:15:52,343 --> 00:15:54,101
-Hello, Mother.
-(door closes)
474
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:56,195
Ooh! What's happening here?
475
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:58,605
Please say
you're painting the café.
476
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,349
All those pastels.
477
00:16:00,368 --> 00:16:02,034
It's like a women's
health center down there.
478
00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:03,444
Every time I walk in,
479
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,797
I feel like I'm getting
a mammogram.
480
00:16:05,948 --> 00:16:07,465
I'm painting a curb.
481
00:16:07,616 --> 00:16:09,709
It's the first step
in a two-part plan
482
00:16:09,861 --> 00:16:11,302
to exact revenge on Nick.
483
00:16:11,454 --> 00:16:14,305
Oh, yes, the bad boy of cheese.
484
00:16:14,457 --> 00:16:16,623
You know, I'm not much for food
you eat with your hands,
485
00:16:16,718 --> 00:16:21,037
but, oh, what he's doing with
those sandwiches is remarkable.
486
00:16:21,055 --> 00:16:22,538
Not you, too?
487
00:16:22,631 --> 00:16:25,316
Well, you know my weak spot
is artisanal and hard-to-get.
488
00:16:25,426 --> 00:16:29,045
Now, what's the second part
of this big plan?
489
00:16:29,138 --> 00:16:30,471
Oh, I'm gonna dress up
like a cat
490
00:16:30,565 --> 00:16:32,548
and I'm gonna stand
in front of his shop
491
00:16:32,567 --> 00:16:36,552
and spin this arrow sign to
direct traffic towards my café.
492
00:16:36,571 --> 00:16:39,146
Have you thought
about a one-part plan?
493
00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:42,166
Sweetie, let it go.
494
00:16:42,393 --> 00:16:44,502
No, I can't. This guy
just rubs me the wrong way,
495
00:16:44,729 --> 00:16:47,338
with his stupid little smirk
and his swagger.
496
00:16:47,415 --> 00:16:49,732
He's smirking and swaggering
all over the place.
497
00:16:49,751 --> 00:16:53,069
Hmm. Sounds like
maybe he rubs you the right way.
498
00:16:53,087 --> 00:16:55,238
What is that supposed to mean?
499
00:16:55,331 --> 00:16:56,663
I think you have a little crush.
500
00:16:56,832 --> 00:16:59,575
(chuckles):
I do not have a crush on Nick.
501
00:16:59,668 --> 00:17:02,336
Really? He's all you've talked
about the last couple of days,
502
00:17:02,430 --> 00:17:06,024
and you seem to be finding
reasons to go see him.
503
00:17:06,100 --> 00:17:07,750
He's actively targeting me.
504
00:17:07,769 --> 00:17:10,436
That's because he likes
getting a rise out of you.
505
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:13,197
It's like you're in kindergarten
and he's pulling your pigtails.
506
00:17:13,424 --> 00:17:15,199
-That's ridiculous.
-Is it?
507
00:17:15,426 --> 00:17:17,035
You know,
the next step after this
508
00:17:17,262 --> 00:17:19,704
is playing doctor
under the monkey bars.
509
00:17:20,765 --> 00:17:21,706
Mother, I have a boyfriend.
510
00:17:21,857 --> 00:17:24,525
Doesn't mean
you can't have a crush.
511
00:17:25,528 --> 00:17:27,270
You know I don't enjoy
these little visits
512
00:17:27,363 --> 00:17:28,437
as much as you do, right?
513
00:17:28,439 --> 00:17:31,591
Honey,
it's not always about you.
514
00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:37,555
-Hey, babe.
-Hey.
515
00:17:37,706 --> 00:17:40,725
-What you got there?
-Hold on, hold on.
516
00:17:40,910 --> 00:17:41,726
Voilà!
517
00:17:41,953 --> 00:17:43,469
Ooh.
518
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:44,954
What am I looking at here?
519
00:17:44,972 --> 00:17:46,046
It's you.
520
00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:47,473
Are you sure?
521
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:51,110
Yeah, it's my way of showing
how I feel about you.
522
00:17:52,146 --> 00:17:54,405
Whatever I did wrong,
I am so sorry.
523
00:17:54,557 --> 00:17:57,149
No, actually, you've been doing
everything right.
524
00:17:57,302 --> 00:17:59,635
Why is my mouth on my forehead?
525
00:17:59,654 --> 00:18:01,728
It's because you always speak
your mind.
526
00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:04,248
And-and, right here,
I was trying to show
527
00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:06,250
the kindness in your eyes.
528
00:18:06,402 --> 00:18:08,160
There's something in those eyes.
529
00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:10,254
-All seven of 'em.
-(scoffs) See?
530
00:18:10,406 --> 00:18:11,405
This was a bad idea.
531
00:18:11,499 --> 00:18:13,073
Why don't you just put it
on the roof
532
00:18:13,093 --> 00:18:13,925
so we can scare the pigeons
away?
533
00:18:14,076 --> 00:18:15,000
No, no, no!
534
00:18:15,153 --> 00:18:16,410
I love it! I love it.
535
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:17,244
No, you don't.
536
00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:19,097
-No, I don't.
-(sighs)
537
00:18:19,248 --> 00:18:21,841
I just wanted to show you
how much I care.
538
00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:23,326
Sometimes I worry
that our relationship
539
00:18:23,344 --> 00:18:25,085
might feel a little one-sided.
540
00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:26,587
What are you talking about?
541
00:18:26,755 --> 00:18:28,681
It's just that you do so much
for me.
542
00:18:28,833 --> 00:18:31,334
All the little gifts
and thoughtful surprises.
543
00:18:31,502 --> 00:18:32,777
I just don't want you to feel
544
00:18:32,928 --> 00:18:34,520
like you're in this
more than I am.
545
00:18:34,672 --> 00:18:35,354
Are you kidding?
546
00:18:35,506 --> 00:18:36,839
I feel like I can't keep up
547
00:18:36,858 --> 00:18:38,599
with all the nice things
you do for me.
548
00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:40,676
Really? Wh-What do I do?
549
00:18:40,695 --> 00:18:42,011
You put my towels in the dryer
550
00:18:42,029 --> 00:18:43,696
so they're warm
when I get out of the shower.
551
00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:45,848
You bought me those
glow-in-the-dark footprints
552
00:18:45,941 --> 00:18:48,367
so I know where to stand to pee
in the middle of the night.
553
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:50,777
Well, honestly,
that one was for the both of us.
554
00:18:50,946 --> 00:18:54,781
Plus, there's that thing
you did in bed last Thursday.
555
00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:55,875
That was a one-off.
556
00:18:55,969 --> 00:18:57,877
Still meant a lot.
557
00:18:58,029 --> 00:18:59,695
So...
558
00:18:59,714 --> 00:19:01,973
we just have different ways
of saying the same thing.
559
00:19:02,124 --> 00:19:03,549
Exactly.
560
00:19:03,701 --> 00:19:05,368
And I'm
a pretty great girlfriend.
561
00:19:05,461 --> 00:19:06,811
-Yeah.
-(chuckles)
562
00:19:06,888 --> 00:19:08,888
You know what would make you
a really great girlfriend?
563
00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:11,440
It was a one-off.
564
00:19:17,048 --> 00:19:18,138
Hey.
565
00:19:18,232 --> 00:19:20,049
Haven't seen you
in a couple days.
566
00:19:20,142 --> 00:19:22,827
Thought you were, uh,
"comin' for me."
567
00:19:23,721 --> 00:19:26,238
I decided
you weren't worth the energy.
568
00:19:26,391 --> 00:19:28,833
Aw. Didn't peg you as a quitter.
569
00:19:29,002 --> 00:19:30,334
Well, I am full of surprises.
570
00:19:30,486 --> 00:19:31,560
What do you want, Nick?
571
00:19:31,579 --> 00:19:33,320
Nothing.
I was just putting my sign out,
572
00:19:33,414 --> 00:19:35,581
figured I'd stop in and say hi.
573
00:19:35,733 --> 00:19:37,233
Hi.
574
00:19:37,326 --> 00:19:38,567
That it?
575
00:19:38,736 --> 00:19:40,827
You're not gonna stomp your feet
and raise your fist
576
00:19:40,922 --> 00:19:42,996
and yell, "Anarchy"?
577
00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:45,183
You only get one "anarchy"
per week.
578
00:19:45,334 --> 00:19:47,000
You have rules for anarchy?
579
00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:48,244
Goodbye, Nick.
580
00:19:48,262 --> 00:19:50,095
All right, I'll go.
581
00:19:50,248 --> 00:19:51,263
Can I ask you something?
582
00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:53,858
If it gets you to leave, yeah.
583
00:19:54,085 --> 00:19:55,860
Your boyfriend--
584
00:19:56,045 --> 00:19:57,253
does he challenge you?
585
00:19:57,346 --> 00:19:59,697
Why would you ask me that?
586
00:19:59,774 --> 00:20:00,940
I don't know.
587
00:20:01,092 --> 00:20:03,034
You seem like someone
who enjoys a challenge.
588
00:20:03,261 --> 00:20:04,944
Yeah, Oscar challenges me.
589
00:20:05,096 --> 00:20:06,687
He challenges me plenty.
590
00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,431
All right.
591
00:20:08,449 --> 00:20:09,540
Just checkin'.
592
00:20:10,435 --> 00:20:12,601
So you wouldn't want to
grab dinner sometime?
593
00:20:12,603 --> 00:20:13,860
Just the two of us?
594
00:20:13,955 --> 00:20:15,671
We can keep it a secret.
595
00:20:17,124 --> 00:20:18,633
Absolutely not.
596
00:20:19,961 --> 00:20:21,636
See you around, Kitty Kat.
597
00:20:29,287 --> 00:20:31,395
That was a challenge.
598
00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:38,885
NICK:
Your mom was right.
599
00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:41,989
You do have a crush on me.
600
00:20:42,817 --> 00:20:44,242
Shut up and kiss me.
601
00:20:47,822 --> 00:20:49,997
(gasps)
602
00:20:52,977 --> 00:20:54,502
Uh-oh.
603
00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:57,237
("Check Me Out"
by Henry Parsley playing)
604
00:20:57,257 --> 00:21:00,424
♪ Hey, hey, oh, hey! ♪
605
00:21:02,411 --> 00:21:03,652
♪ Ooh ♪
606
00:21:03,671 --> 00:21:05,096
♪ I got the Lambo car ♪
607
00:21:05,323 --> 00:21:06,338
♪ House in the hills
with the stars ♪
608
00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:08,099
♪ Told you I'd raise the bar ♪
609
00:21:08,250 --> 00:21:09,600
♪ Told you that I'd go far ♪
610
00:21:09,827 --> 00:21:11,010
♪ Oh, what we could have been ♪
611
00:21:11,162 --> 00:21:12,495
♪ If you weren't arrogant ♪
612
00:21:12,588 --> 00:21:14,013
♪ Baby,
what we could have been ♪
613
00:21:14,165 --> 00:21:15,831
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
614
00:21:15,850 --> 00:21:16,941
♪ Oh... ♪
615
00:21:17,168 --> 00:21:18,834
♪ Baby, it's crystal-clear ♪
616
00:21:18,853 --> 00:21:20,093
♪ Oh... ♪
617
00:21:20,113 --> 00:21:21,445
♪ I'm not a souvenir ♪
618
00:21:21,597 --> 00:21:23,281
♪ Oh... ♪
619
00:21:23,432 --> 00:21:24,673
♪ I'm not an accessory ♪
620
00:21:24,692 --> 00:21:25,858
♪ I'm a necessity ♪
621
00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:28,602
♪ So come
and check me out now. ♪
622
00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:30,121
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