1 00:00:03,078 --> 00:00:04,394 Hey, Wyatt, how have you been? 2 00:00:04,413 --> 00:00:05,746 Oh, I'm feeling pretty good. 3 00:00:05,840 --> 00:00:07,489 It's my birthday today. 4 00:00:07,508 --> 00:00:09,249 Well, happy birthday. 5 00:00:09,401 --> 00:00:13,012 You get a free cupcake. 6 00:00:13,163 --> 00:00:14,496 Thank you. 7 00:00:14,515 --> 00:00:16,849 You know I gave him a birthday cupcake last week. 8 00:00:17,076 --> 00:00:18,742 And I gave him one yesterday. 9 00:00:18,761 --> 00:00:22,079 That man has had 18 birthdays since we've opened. 10 00:00:22,097 --> 00:00:23,338 Uh, ju-- just one minute. 11 00:00:23,432 --> 00:00:24,672 Well, I gave him a gluten-free one. 12 00:00:24,841 --> 00:00:26,466 See? We can give those away. 13 00:00:26,527 --> 00:00:30,771 Did anyone else notice the dog that is bigger than me 14 00:00:30,865 --> 00:00:32,514 tied up out front? 15 00:00:32,533 --> 00:00:33,940 Well, I hope someone didn't abandon him. 16 00:00:34,093 --> 00:00:35,275 If someone abandoned him, 17 00:00:35,427 --> 00:00:37,427 I swear, I will go John Wick on their ass. 18 00:00:37,446 --> 00:00:39,020 Well, how long has he been out there? 19 00:00:39,040 --> 00:00:40,355 I don't know. 20 00:00:40,449 --> 00:00:43,450 Um, okay, people, did anyone tie up a dog outside? 21 00:00:43,602 --> 00:00:45,193 Oh, shoot, did he poop? 22 00:00:45,212 --> 00:00:46,436 I'll grab some napkins. 23 00:00:46,455 --> 00:00:48,029 Can you bring a coffee out to me, honey? 24 00:00:48,123 --> 00:00:49,715 Uh, it's Kat. 25 00:00:49,866 --> 00:00:50,883 Nick. No cream or sugar. 26 00:00:51,110 --> 00:00:52,292 Uh, there is a line, you know. 27 00:00:52,444 --> 00:00:55,128 Yeah, I appreciate you letting me cut. 28 00:00:56,039 --> 00:00:57,447 Wh-- Just hold on one more moment. 29 00:00:57,466 --> 00:00:59,783 You're not really taking that man coffee, are you? 30 00:00:59,876 --> 00:01:01,118 My brain says no, 31 00:01:01,211 --> 00:01:04,980 but my people-pleasing heart says yeah. 32 00:01:06,567 --> 00:01:08,233 All right, Brutus, there's a lady coming. 33 00:01:08,385 --> 00:01:11,128 Look sharp, no farting. I'll try and do the same. 34 00:01:11,146 --> 00:01:14,464 Hey, you really shouldn't leave your dog unattended like that. 35 00:01:14,558 --> 00:01:16,133 I mean, what if he got loose? 36 00:01:16,151 --> 00:01:17,317 Oh, he'd be fine. He's got my phone number. 37 00:01:17,411 --> 00:01:19,303 If you ask nice, he'll give it to you. 38 00:01:19,321 --> 00:01:21,805 Oh, I think I'd rather have his number. 39 00:01:21,824 --> 00:01:23,140 Oh! (laughs) 40 00:01:23,233 --> 00:01:25,233 Sorry, Brutus is a rascal. 41 00:01:25,327 --> 00:01:26,977 -He does whatever I'm thinking. -(chuckles) 42 00:01:26,995 --> 00:01:28,812 Hope your breath is better than his. 43 00:01:28,905 --> 00:01:31,315 Well, the good news is he didn't poop. 44 00:01:31,333 --> 00:01:33,408 I almost did when he jumped up on me. 45 00:01:33,427 --> 00:01:35,669 -So is this your café? -Yeah, it is. 46 00:01:35,821 --> 00:01:38,097 Ah, I just opened up that new sandwich shop down the street, 47 00:01:38,248 --> 00:01:39,431 Meat, Myself and I. 48 00:01:39,583 --> 00:01:40,265 Get it? 49 00:01:40,492 --> 00:01:42,434 Yes, I'm familiar with wordplay. 50 00:01:42,620 --> 00:01:44,328 All right, well, stop by my place sometime, 51 00:01:44,421 --> 00:01:45,829 I'll make you a sandwich. 52 00:01:45,848 --> 00:01:49,274 Oh, and, um, take care of these for me, will you, honey? 53 00:01:50,594 --> 00:01:53,595 Uh, I'm not a secretary in the '50s, I don't go by "honey." 54 00:01:53,614 --> 00:01:55,614 Got it. See you around. 55 00:01:57,434 --> 00:01:59,025 ♪ Me, oh, my, oh, my, oh, me ♪ 56 00:01:59,178 --> 00:02:01,286 ♪ Nothin' wrong with you but I'd rather be me. ♪ 57 00:02:01,956 --> 00:02:03,438 Hey, what are you doing? 58 00:02:03,515 --> 00:02:05,699 Oh, I'm making a "welcome to the neighborhood" basket 59 00:02:05,851 --> 00:02:06,850 for Nick. 60 00:02:06,869 --> 00:02:08,368 For Mr. Give Me a Coffee, Honey? 61 00:02:08,462 --> 00:02:11,371 He never paid for that, by the way. 62 00:02:11,523 --> 00:02:14,024 I know he was kind of a jerk, but I've made a welcome basket 63 00:02:14,042 --> 00:02:16,301 for every new business that's opened on the block. 64 00:02:16,528 --> 00:02:18,137 Even the skateboard place that greeted me with, 65 00:02:18,288 --> 00:02:20,139 "Hey, Tyler, your mom's here." 66 00:02:20,290 --> 00:02:21,789 They still call you "Tyler's mom." 67 00:02:21,809 --> 00:02:24,868 You know, honestly, he's a good kid, I could do worse. 68 00:02:24,887 --> 00:02:28,313 You know, you really are like the neighborhood ambassador. 69 00:02:28,540 --> 00:02:30,207 Ooh, I like that. Spread the word. 70 00:02:30,300 --> 00:02:32,042 I want to make it a thing. 71 00:02:32,060 --> 00:02:33,635 Hello, all. 72 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:34,802 -Oh, hey, Max. -Hi, Max. 73 00:02:34,897 --> 00:02:36,229 I have been instructed to present 74 00:02:36,382 --> 00:02:38,615 this gift to one Miss Randi Hamilton. 75 00:02:40,810 --> 00:02:42,661 He knows that I can see him through the window, right? 76 00:02:42,888 --> 00:02:45,998 Just play along, he wanted to watch your reaction. 77 00:02:47,817 --> 00:02:49,059 Oh, my gosh! 78 00:02:49,152 --> 00:02:51,152 This was my favorite chocolate bar as a kid. 79 00:02:51,172 --> 00:02:52,579 I didn't know they still made it. 80 00:02:52,731 --> 00:02:54,322 Carter called the company and found a candy store 81 00:02:54,416 --> 00:02:56,199 that still sells them, then he drove 82 00:02:56,201 --> 00:02:58,051 two hours to get it. 83 00:02:58,921 --> 00:03:00,086 Each way or round trip? 84 00:03:00,239 --> 00:03:02,072 I will not be taking follow-up questions. 85 00:03:02,090 --> 00:03:03,740 This is weird enough as it is. 86 00:03:03,833 --> 00:03:05,350 Have a nice day. 87 00:03:07,913 --> 00:03:09,855 Aw, Carter is so sweet. 88 00:03:10,006 --> 00:03:11,932 It makes my teeth hurt. 89 00:03:12,084 --> 00:03:14,418 That or it's about to rain. 90 00:03:14,436 --> 00:03:17,011 I love that he spoils you just 'cause. 91 00:03:17,105 --> 00:03:19,013 Yeah, I know. 92 00:03:19,033 --> 00:03:21,942 Honeybun, for someone who's holding a candy bar, 93 00:03:22,094 --> 00:03:23,685 you do not seem very happy. 94 00:03:23,779 --> 00:03:26,371 It's just that ever since Carter and I went official, 95 00:03:26,448 --> 00:03:28,598 he keeps giving me these thoughtful little gifts. 96 00:03:28,617 --> 00:03:31,210 And I guess I'm not used to that type of affection. 97 00:03:31,361 --> 00:03:34,287 Marty and I used to give each other things all the time. 98 00:03:34,364 --> 00:03:36,440 And write each other poems. 99 00:03:36,533 --> 00:03:38,942 Oh, what are we talking-- haiku, limerick? 100 00:03:38,961 --> 00:03:40,201 Erotic. 101 00:03:40,221 --> 00:03:42,446 I'm gifted with dirty rhymes. 102 00:03:42,464 --> 00:03:44,372 Block, smock, 103 00:03:44,391 --> 00:03:46,800 clock, they all rhyme with... 104 00:03:46,894 --> 00:03:48,785 We got it. 105 00:03:48,804 --> 00:03:50,211 Do we? 106 00:03:50,231 --> 00:03:52,547 Oh, now we do, yeah. 107 00:03:52,566 --> 00:03:55,400 Well, maybe I can give this thoughtful gift thing a try. 108 00:03:55,627 --> 00:03:57,236 Though I don't know how I can compete. 109 00:03:57,463 --> 00:03:59,296 What about a trip to Hawaii? 110 00:03:59,314 --> 00:04:00,797 If I could afford that, do you think 111 00:04:00,816 --> 00:04:03,316 I would be wearing an apron with a cat face on it? 112 00:04:03,410 --> 00:04:05,911 I'm gonna pretend like the answer to that is yes. 113 00:04:06,138 --> 00:04:07,579 What about a kitten party? 114 00:04:07,731 --> 00:04:09,473 You know, where you dress up all the cats 115 00:04:09,491 --> 00:04:11,416 like your favorite science fiction writers? 116 00:04:11,568 --> 00:04:13,627 Margaret Cat-wood. 117 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:16,237 No, that's more for me. 118 00:04:16,257 --> 00:04:18,090 Why don't you just ask him? 119 00:04:18,241 --> 00:04:19,983 Well, that defeats the whole purpose. 120 00:04:19,985 --> 00:04:21,409 All right, then listen to him. 121 00:04:21,503 --> 00:04:23,077 You know, when people talk, they're telling you 122 00:04:23,097 --> 00:04:25,338 exactly what they want. 123 00:04:25,491 --> 00:04:27,081 That's right. 124 00:04:27,159 --> 00:04:30,060 -Rolex. -Kitten party. 125 00:04:32,831 --> 00:04:33,830 Hi. 126 00:04:33,923 --> 00:04:35,274 Hello, Brutus. 127 00:04:35,501 --> 00:04:37,592 May I? It's a cat treat-- I hope he's not too picky. 128 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:38,685 Oh, he loves a cat treat. 129 00:04:38,928 --> 00:04:41,688 No fillers though, right? Just 100% pure cat? 130 00:04:41,765 --> 00:04:44,007 That's not funny. 131 00:04:44,026 --> 00:04:45,509 That's kind of funny. 132 00:04:45,527 --> 00:04:47,527 I actually brought something for you, too. 133 00:04:47,604 --> 00:04:49,121 Oh, you didn't have to do that. 134 00:04:49,348 --> 00:04:51,456 If you want a date, all you got to do is ask. 135 00:04:51,608 --> 00:04:53,274 Uh, I've got a boyfriend, thanks. 136 00:04:53,294 --> 00:04:55,352 I can't tell you how many relationships I've been in 137 00:04:55,354 --> 00:04:58,204 that started with, "I have a boyfriend." 138 00:04:58,357 --> 00:05:01,358 Does this little gambit work on a lot of women? 139 00:05:01,376 --> 00:05:02,542 I do all right. 140 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:04,553 Actually, Brutus does most of the heavy lifting. 141 00:05:06,122 --> 00:05:07,639 See, that I believe. 142 00:05:07,866 --> 00:05:09,457 I just came by to say welcome to the block. 143 00:05:09,551 --> 00:05:11,643 I'm kind of the neighborhood ambassador. 144 00:05:11,795 --> 00:05:12,886 Oh, is that an official title? 145 00:05:13,038 --> 00:05:14,128 Yeah, it comes with a townhouse 146 00:05:14,148 --> 00:05:15,480 and diplomatic plates. 147 00:05:15,707 --> 00:05:17,149 So what do we have here? 148 00:05:17,376 --> 00:05:19,059 Oh, well, this is our special coffee blend. 149 00:05:19,211 --> 00:05:21,044 We get our beans from a local roaster. 150 00:05:21,063 --> 00:05:22,879 Two different types of Arabica. 151 00:05:22,898 --> 00:05:25,048 With vanilla-- cute. 152 00:05:25,067 --> 00:05:27,233 Our coffee program's pretty extensive. 153 00:05:27,386 --> 00:05:28,902 Hawaiian Kona, Guatemalan Robusta, 154 00:05:29,054 --> 00:05:30,829 and an Ethiopian single origin that'll make you feel 155 00:05:30,998 --> 00:05:32,238 like you just did an eight ball. 156 00:05:32,391 --> 00:05:33,907 Is that a good thing? 157 00:05:34,001 --> 00:05:36,168 Have you tried an eight ball? 158 00:05:36,395 --> 00:05:38,486 I own a cat café-- what do you think? 159 00:05:39,414 --> 00:05:40,747 You want to put something in your mouth that 160 00:05:40,899 --> 00:05:41,673 you'll think about for weeks? 161 00:05:41,900 --> 00:05:42,824 Woah, what? 162 00:05:42,918 --> 00:05:44,158 Oh! 163 00:05:44,236 --> 00:05:46,252 (laughing): Oh, this-this cheese, yeah. 164 00:05:46,347 --> 00:05:48,363 Oh, that's really good cheese. 165 00:05:48,365 --> 00:05:50,665 Right? A little nutty, a little naughty. 166 00:05:50,759 --> 00:05:52,684 -What is it? -Reblochon. 167 00:05:52,836 --> 00:05:54,094 Made from unpasteurized milk. 168 00:05:54,246 --> 00:05:55,579 Totally illegal to serve that in the U.S. 169 00:05:55,597 --> 00:05:57,080 Aren't you worried about the health inspector? 170 00:05:57,173 --> 00:05:58,523 Or the FDA? 171 00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:00,525 Nah, I'm like the wife visiting her husband in prison. 172 00:06:00,602 --> 00:06:03,253 I know how to make a package disappear. 173 00:06:03,271 --> 00:06:04,254 Oh. 174 00:06:04,347 --> 00:06:06,180 You're not gonna narc on me, are you? 175 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:07,591 I am not a snitch, 176 00:06:07,684 --> 00:06:09,851 no matter what it says in my high school yearbook. 177 00:06:09,870 --> 00:06:11,778 Great. You want a beer? 178 00:06:11,930 --> 00:06:13,187 You have a liquor license? 179 00:06:13,207 --> 00:06:14,431 No. That's why I don't sell it. 180 00:06:14,449 --> 00:06:16,023 I just offer it to anyone who wants to tip 181 00:06:16,043 --> 00:06:17,767 seven dollars a bottle. 182 00:06:17,786 --> 00:06:19,211 Oh, wow, okay, no thanks. 183 00:06:19,362 --> 00:06:21,271 You know, I feel like if I learn anything else about you, 184 00:06:21,273 --> 00:06:22,939 I'm gonna be called in to testify at some point. 185 00:06:23,032 --> 00:06:24,124 I'm just gonna go. 186 00:06:24,200 --> 00:06:25,550 Well, hold on a second. 187 00:06:25,719 --> 00:06:27,110 You, uh... 188 00:06:27,112 --> 00:06:29,796 got a little cheese on your neck. 189 00:06:29,890 --> 00:06:31,038 Oh, uh, okay, thanks. 190 00:06:31,133 --> 00:06:32,224 You're welcome. 191 00:06:32,451 --> 00:06:34,300 Come back anytime, Kitty Kat. 192 00:06:34,395 --> 00:06:37,287 It's Kat. Just, uh, just Kat. 193 00:06:37,347 --> 00:06:39,806 Or Katharine, but only my mother calls me that. 194 00:06:39,958 --> 00:06:42,884 Whoa! And you, sir, are not my mother. 195 00:06:42,978 --> 00:06:44,294 -(door rattles) -Oh, gosh. 196 00:06:44,312 --> 00:06:45,979 It's one of the-- you pull? 197 00:06:46,073 --> 00:06:47,656 Got it, yep. Bye. 198 00:06:50,744 --> 00:06:53,153 Dude, you could not win a fight with a silverback gorilla. 199 00:06:53,247 --> 00:06:54,971 (scoffs) Coming from a guy who said he can 200 00:06:54,990 --> 00:06:56,564 take on an ostrich running at full speed. 201 00:06:56,733 --> 00:06:58,733 CARTER: What? Have you seen me display my dominance? 202 00:06:58,827 --> 00:07:01,811 Man, that thing would stop in its tracks. 203 00:07:01,905 --> 00:07:03,313 I'm the apex predator. 204 00:07:03,331 --> 00:07:05,832 Oh, my goodness! I've been listening to you two 205 00:07:05,984 --> 00:07:07,000 for the past 20 minutes. 206 00:07:07,076 --> 00:07:08,260 "I could headbutt a rhino," 207 00:07:08,429 --> 00:07:09,819 "I could body-slam an alligator," 208 00:07:09,913 --> 00:07:11,412 when neither one of you are brave enough 209 00:07:11,432 --> 00:07:12,989 to arm-wrestle me. 210 00:07:13,008 --> 00:07:14,215 I'm brave enough. 211 00:07:14,268 --> 00:07:15,583 Just need to be in the right headspace. 212 00:07:15,677 --> 00:07:17,769 Okay then, what should we be talking about? 213 00:07:17,921 --> 00:07:20,163 I don't know. Something important, 214 00:07:20,256 --> 00:07:22,441 like-like what's the meaning of life 215 00:07:22,592 --> 00:07:25,760 or-or what would you want that's under $32 after tax. 216 00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:28,521 You know, I think a lot about the meaning of life 217 00:07:28,674 --> 00:07:30,023 and why we're here... 218 00:07:30,117 --> 00:07:31,783 That is so fascinating. 219 00:07:31,935 --> 00:07:32,784 Okay, Carter, you're up. 220 00:07:32,936 --> 00:07:34,435 Wants? Needs? Wants? 221 00:07:34,455 --> 00:07:36,938 Hmm. You know what I've always really, really wanted? 222 00:07:37,032 --> 00:07:37,939 I'm listening. 223 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:39,124 To fight a lion. 224 00:07:39,351 --> 00:07:41,609 A lion would rip you to shreds. 225 00:07:41,628 --> 00:07:44,187 Okay, neither one of you could win a fight against any animal. 226 00:07:44,206 --> 00:07:45,613 We could if we trained. (gasps) 227 00:07:45,632 --> 00:07:47,466 There's a new boxing gym on Fifth. We should go together. 228 00:07:47,693 --> 00:07:50,026 That'd be awesome. Hey, I need boxing gloves. 229 00:07:50,028 --> 00:07:51,361 Ooh, okay! Boxing gloves. 230 00:07:51,454 --> 00:07:52,804 Do these come in specific sizes or colors? 231 00:07:53,031 --> 00:07:55,548 -I got you. I have an extra pair. -Mm, hey, you know 232 00:07:55,701 --> 00:07:57,033 what would be better for fighting a lion? 233 00:07:57,052 --> 00:07:58,310 -Hmm? -Jujitsu. 234 00:07:58,461 --> 00:08:00,370 Okay, is there any equipment you need for that? 235 00:08:00,388 --> 00:08:02,872 Yeah, a gi, a mouthguard, safety gear. 236 00:08:02,891 --> 00:08:04,541 Okay. Uh, good to know. 237 00:08:04,559 --> 00:08:05,709 Yeah, I still got all that from my tae kwon do days. 238 00:08:05,727 --> 00:08:06,485 (grunts) 239 00:08:06,712 --> 00:08:07,877 MAX: Okay, Randi, 240 00:08:07,971 --> 00:08:09,362 let's arm-wrestle. 241 00:08:11,066 --> 00:08:12,882 (chuckles): Oh! 242 00:08:12,901 --> 00:08:14,493 Told you. 243 00:08:17,723 --> 00:08:18,830 Hola! 244 00:08:18,982 --> 00:08:20,406 Oh, hey! What a nice surprise. 245 00:08:20,501 --> 00:08:21,833 I was just having lunch at that new sandwich place. 246 00:08:21,985 --> 00:08:22,834 Thought I'd bring you one. 247 00:08:22,986 --> 00:08:24,911 Oh. Thanks. 248 00:08:25,005 --> 00:08:26,004 What's wrong? 249 00:08:26,081 --> 00:08:27,154 You're usually over the moon 250 00:08:27,249 --> 00:08:28,656 when I bring you unexpected snacks. 251 00:08:28,675 --> 00:08:30,342 If she doesn't want it, we'll take it. 252 00:08:30,493 --> 00:08:33,903 It's just the owner of that place is incredibly annoying. 253 00:08:33,922 --> 00:08:35,329 So is that a no? 254 00:08:35,423 --> 00:08:37,574 I thought he was cool. Why don't you like him? 255 00:08:37,667 --> 00:08:39,425 I'm just gonna take it. 256 00:08:39,520 --> 00:08:41,261 Because he's basically a criminal. 257 00:08:41,429 --> 00:08:43,688 Serving illegal cheese, selling illegal beer, 258 00:08:43,840 --> 00:08:45,006 while all of the other businesses 259 00:08:45,100 --> 00:08:46,340 are following the rules. 260 00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:47,917 Eh, I don't know. I think that hair salon 261 00:08:48,011 --> 00:08:49,361 might be a front for something. 262 00:08:49,588 --> 00:08:51,196 I am constantly delivering boxes of shampoo-- 263 00:08:51,347 --> 00:08:53,256 never seen a single customer in there. 264 00:08:53,349 --> 00:08:54,758 No, I've seen someone there once. 265 00:08:54,776 --> 00:08:56,017 Though he was bald, 266 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:57,536 so you might be onto something. 267 00:08:57,763 --> 00:08:59,596 All right, I got to go. I'm double-parked out front. 268 00:08:59,765 --> 00:09:01,522 You really should get a yellow curb like Nick. 269 00:09:01,542 --> 00:09:03,542 -Nick has a yellow curb? -Yeah. 270 00:09:03,693 --> 00:09:05,359 How did he get that? I applied a year ago 271 00:09:05,379 --> 00:09:06,211 and haven't heard back. 272 00:09:06,362 --> 00:09:08,046 I don't know. Ask him. 273 00:09:08,197 --> 00:09:09,506 All right, love you. Bye. 274 00:09:10,292 --> 00:09:12,199 Okay, that's weird, right? 275 00:09:12,294 --> 00:09:13,943 Like, how did he get a curb so fast? 276 00:09:14,037 --> 00:09:15,111 (scoffs) I bet he bribed someone. 277 00:09:15,130 --> 00:09:16,704 Or painted it himself. 278 00:09:16,723 --> 00:09:19,391 -You think he'd do that? -Oh, I wouldn't put it past him. 279 00:09:19,542 --> 00:09:21,042 He's one of those guys who thinks he can do 280 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:22,285 whatever he wants 'cause he's good-looking. 281 00:09:22,304 --> 00:09:23,620 Like, "Hey, I'm Nick. I'm good-looking. 282 00:09:23,713 --> 00:09:25,455 I can do whatever I want 'cause I'm good-looking." 283 00:09:25,473 --> 00:09:27,899 Why are you letting this guy get under your skin? 284 00:09:28,051 --> 00:09:29,292 He's not getting under my skin. 285 00:09:29,311 --> 00:09:31,144 Well, he's getting under something! 286 00:09:31,296 --> 00:09:33,146 He's not getting under anything. 287 00:09:33,298 --> 00:09:34,406 And it's only a matter of time 288 00:09:34,482 --> 00:09:36,132 before justice catches up with him. 289 00:09:36,225 --> 00:09:37,300 Give me that sandwich. 290 00:09:37,393 --> 00:09:39,578 Let me see what all the hubbub is about. 291 00:09:42,065 --> 00:09:44,499 Holy balls, that's delicious! 292 00:09:46,328 --> 00:09:47,068 So? 293 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:49,504 I've had better. 294 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:58,154 (soft chatter) 295 00:09:58,173 --> 00:09:59,764 Hey! Kitty Kat. 296 00:09:59,916 --> 00:10:01,157 Hey, Nick-Knack! 297 00:10:01,292 --> 00:10:04,010 That sounded cooler in my head. 298 00:10:04,162 --> 00:10:05,345 What's with the smile? 299 00:10:05,439 --> 00:10:06,679 You look like the cat who swallowed something. 300 00:10:06,832 --> 00:10:09,941 Oh, I did. I'm the cat who swallowed a curb. 301 00:10:10,093 --> 00:10:11,835 Again, cooler in my head. 302 00:10:11,928 --> 00:10:13,169 What do you mean? 303 00:10:13,188 --> 00:10:14,446 Well, I did a little digging 304 00:10:14,597 --> 00:10:16,339 around your new yellow zone out there. 305 00:10:16,432 --> 00:10:18,265 You may not know this, but I was once 306 00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:19,676 on the neighborhood business council. 307 00:10:19,845 --> 00:10:22,454 Yes, I was. I've got the mug and the visor to prove it. 308 00:10:23,181 --> 00:10:24,180 So I could say, 309 00:10:24,199 --> 00:10:25,606 "Guess what I found out," 310 00:10:25,775 --> 00:10:27,608 but I think you already know... 311 00:10:27,702 --> 00:10:29,202 That I painted the curb myself? 312 00:10:29,354 --> 00:10:31,187 ...that you painted the curb yourself! 313 00:10:31,206 --> 00:10:33,873 So that's what's got your panties in a bunch. 314 00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:35,783 You know, I was willing to overlook 315 00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:39,696 your questionable orgasmic cheese and your unlicensed beer, 316 00:10:39,714 --> 00:10:43,308 but that curb is a flagrant violation of common courtesy. 317 00:10:43,535 --> 00:10:46,144 Even worse than your use of the word "panties." 318 00:10:46,371 --> 00:10:48,872 Hold that lecture. My best customer's here. 319 00:10:48,890 --> 00:10:49,873 Hey, man! 320 00:10:49,891 --> 00:10:50,890 What can I get you? 321 00:10:51,042 --> 00:10:52,058 I'll take a number four. 322 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:54,377 Ooh! And put it inside a number two. 323 00:10:54,396 --> 00:10:55,378 Hey, Kat. 324 00:10:55,471 --> 00:10:56,546 Did you come to get the good stuff? 325 00:10:56,564 --> 00:10:58,047 Did you know he has 326 00:10:58,066 --> 00:10:59,899 illegal sausage from France? 327 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,551 -What? -It's a gray area, 328 00:11:01,644 --> 00:11:03,903 but I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a pig. 329 00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:05,889 Well, knew a pig. 330 00:11:05,907 --> 00:11:07,573 (chuckles) You should really get a sandwich 331 00:11:07,668 --> 00:11:09,058 while you're here. They're phenomenal. 332 00:11:09,152 --> 00:11:11,318 No, no. These sandwiches are built 333 00:11:11,338 --> 00:11:14,080 on the backs of shortcuts and lies. 334 00:11:14,232 --> 00:11:15,489 You need to paint that curb back. 335 00:11:15,509 --> 00:11:17,158 It's just not fair to your neighbors. 336 00:11:17,326 --> 00:11:18,826 No one's stopping them from painting their curbs. 337 00:11:18,920 --> 00:11:22,238 Oh, so-so everyone just does whatever they damn well please 338 00:11:22,257 --> 00:11:24,257 and no one is respecting their neighbor? 339 00:11:24,409 --> 00:11:26,685 And then do you know what we have, Nick? 340 00:11:26,836 --> 00:11:28,019 We have anarchy. 341 00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:30,263 Well, at least it'll be interesting. 342 00:11:30,415 --> 00:11:32,248 -Just paint the curb back. -Come on, Kat. 343 00:11:32,341 --> 00:11:33,599 Is it really that big of a deal? 344 00:11:33,752 --> 00:11:35,860 Yes! And you're not supposed to take his side. 345 00:11:36,012 --> 00:11:38,512 -I'm not taking his side. -Well, it sure sounds like you're taking his side. 346 00:11:38,606 --> 00:11:40,365 -Well, I'm not. -Oh! 347 00:11:40,592 --> 00:11:42,258 I am sensing a lovers' quarrel here. 348 00:11:42,277 --> 00:11:43,201 Is this your boyfriend? 349 00:11:43,352 --> 00:11:44,610 (chuckles): Oh. No. 350 00:11:44,763 --> 00:11:45,704 -No, Kat's my best friend. -(chuckles) 351 00:11:45,931 --> 00:11:47,354 Really? 352 00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:49,115 -I would've bet money that you two were bangin'. -What? 353 00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:51,376 -Uh, no, no, no. (chuckles) -Yeah, no. No. 354 00:11:51,603 --> 00:11:53,119 -(chuckles) -I mean, we-we had a thing a while ago, 355 00:11:53,288 --> 00:11:55,046 -but it was... -Like, it... wasn't really a thing. 356 00:11:55,273 --> 00:11:57,215 -Well, it was kind of a thing. -Like, it was, like, a little bit of a thing, 357 00:11:57,366 --> 00:11:58,532 but it's not a thing anymore. 358 00:11:58,552 --> 00:12:00,427 -Yeah. It's-it's-it's not. -It's not. 359 00:12:01,037 --> 00:12:02,870 Got it. Misread. 360 00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:05,223 Zero sexual tension here. 361 00:12:07,210 --> 00:12:08,393 (exhales sharply) 362 00:12:09,287 --> 00:12:11,020 So, how long on that sandwich? 363 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:15,458 Hey, guys. I really need your help. 364 00:12:15,477 --> 00:12:17,627 I've been going a little crazy trying to figure out 365 00:12:17,720 --> 00:12:20,146 what to give Carter, but I think I got some good stuff here. 366 00:12:20,223 --> 00:12:22,389 Okay, uh... Oh, what's this? 367 00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:25,059 Oh, that is a napkin from our first date. 368 00:12:25,153 --> 00:12:26,244 Pretty romantic, right? 369 00:12:26,395 --> 00:12:28,471 You saved the napkin from your first date? 370 00:12:28,564 --> 00:12:30,081 No, that's from a different Applebee's, 371 00:12:30,233 --> 00:12:31,565 but he won't know that. 372 00:12:31,585 --> 00:12:33,901 Oh, so you're gonna show him you care by lying? 373 00:12:33,979 --> 00:12:35,903 Okay, now you just ruined it. 374 00:12:35,997 --> 00:12:37,571 Let's keep digging. 375 00:12:37,665 --> 00:12:39,090 -What is this? -Oh! 376 00:12:39,317 --> 00:12:40,333 That is a coffee warmer, 377 00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:42,485 because he drinks coffee and he... 378 00:12:42,504 --> 00:12:44,003 warmers my heart. 379 00:12:44,172 --> 00:12:46,005 "Warms" was right there. 380 00:12:46,174 --> 00:12:47,599 (sighs) See? I'm no good at this. 381 00:12:47,750 --> 00:12:49,993 Okay, well, don't give up. Let's keep looking. 382 00:12:50,086 --> 00:12:51,327 Oh, uh, what's this? 383 00:12:51,346 --> 00:12:53,271 Oh! That is a catalog of cemetery plots 384 00:12:53,498 --> 00:12:57,066 to show him that I am thinking long-term. (chuckles) 385 00:12:57,927 --> 00:12:59,593 Wow, that's... 386 00:12:59,613 --> 00:13:00,445 really nice. 387 00:13:00,672 --> 00:13:02,429 No, it's not. It's creepy. 388 00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:04,098 -Yeah, it's totally creepy. -(sighs) 389 00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:06,175 Truth, hon, 390 00:13:06,194 --> 00:13:07,285 I am not seeing a winner. 391 00:13:07,436 --> 00:13:10,196 O-Okay, there is one more possibility, 392 00:13:10,348 --> 00:13:11,790 but I need you to withhold all judgment. 393 00:13:12,017 --> 00:13:15,376 I made it in my ceramics class, and clay is not my medium. 394 00:13:17,205 --> 00:13:17,962 Oh! 395 00:13:18,114 --> 00:13:19,038 Good Lord! 396 00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:20,298 I said withhold all judgment! 397 00:13:20,525 --> 00:13:22,283 Is that supposed to be Carter? 398 00:13:22,377 --> 00:13:23,042 (sighs) 399 00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:25,028 Oh, it's just wonderful! 400 00:13:25,046 --> 00:13:27,713 Yeah, it's not at all disturbing 401 00:13:27,808 --> 00:13:29,365 or seemingly cursed. 402 00:13:29,384 --> 00:13:31,367 You guys, I don't know what to do. 403 00:13:31,386 --> 00:13:32,385 Stop stressing out. 404 00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:34,220 It's not like Carter's expecting anything. 405 00:13:34,372 --> 00:13:36,389 Yeah, but he's really into all this romantic crap, 406 00:13:36,541 --> 00:13:38,499 and I'm not good at expressing myself! 407 00:13:38,501 --> 00:13:41,319 Well, you might start by not calling it "crap." 408 00:13:41,470 --> 00:13:42,153 Fair point. 409 00:13:42,305 --> 00:13:44,322 'Cause the truth is, I'm... 410 00:13:44,473 --> 00:13:47,308 (mumbles): sorta, kinda starting to fall in love with him. 411 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:48,993 I'm sorry, what was that? 412 00:13:49,220 --> 00:13:50,403 Oh, don't make me say it again. 413 00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:52,555 -Oh, girl, you're gonna say it again. -(sighs) 414 00:13:52,574 --> 00:13:53,723 Fine! Fine. 415 00:13:54,059 --> 00:13:56,726 I'm kinda, sorta starting to fall in love with him. 416 00:13:56,819 --> 00:13:58,244 (chuckles): Aw! Sweetie! 417 00:13:58,396 --> 00:14:00,229 Look who has a gooey nougat center. 418 00:14:00,248 --> 00:14:02,507 You know what? It might just be easier if I break up with him. 419 00:14:02,658 --> 00:14:05,826 Hey, you guys doing free coffee today? 420 00:14:05,846 --> 00:14:07,161 No? 421 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:08,847 Okay. See you later. 422 00:14:08,998 --> 00:14:10,089 Wait, where are you going? 423 00:14:10,241 --> 00:14:11,741 That new place down the street 424 00:14:11,759 --> 00:14:13,167 is giving away free coffee. 425 00:14:13,261 --> 00:14:14,594 There's a sign out front. 426 00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:16,187 What? 427 00:14:16,414 --> 00:14:17,171 (yelps) 428 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:18,748 I thought it moved. 429 00:14:18,766 --> 00:14:20,083 Very funny. 430 00:14:20,101 --> 00:14:21,401 Wait, did it? 431 00:14:23,104 --> 00:14:25,088 You have got to be kidding me! 432 00:14:25,090 --> 00:14:26,422 Coffee and animals-- 433 00:14:26,515 --> 00:14:28,616 what a great idea. 434 00:14:30,519 --> 00:14:32,704 (soft chatter) 435 00:14:41,272 --> 00:14:42,605 Nick, what the hell? 436 00:14:42,698 --> 00:14:44,290 You can get the free coffee without bringing the sign. 437 00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:45,291 It's not like a coupon. 438 00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:47,534 What are you guys doing here?! 439 00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:49,203 He's got five kinds of prosciutto! 440 00:14:49,297 --> 00:14:51,447 -And truffle aioli! -Where else would we be? 441 00:14:51,540 --> 00:14:54,041 We talked about this. We said we were gonna boycott this place. 442 00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:55,226 I never agreed to that. 443 00:14:55,453 --> 00:14:56,786 I had no idea we were coming here for lunch. 444 00:14:56,879 --> 00:14:58,955 Before I knew it, I was on my second sandwich. 445 00:14:59,048 --> 00:15:00,339 You're both traitors. 446 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,049 Do you know that he put a sign in front of my café 447 00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:03,384 to steal my customers? 448 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:05,128 Sorry, sweetie, but this sandwich is so good. 449 00:15:05,146 --> 00:15:06,145 Can't I love you both? 450 00:15:06,297 --> 00:15:08,889 Oh. So this is your boyfriend. 451 00:15:08,983 --> 00:15:10,149 Yeah. Yeah, it is. 452 00:15:10,301 --> 00:15:11,558 And he's having lunch with your best friend 453 00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:13,077 who you may or may not have had a thing with? 454 00:15:13,304 --> 00:15:14,895 We're very evolved people! 455 00:15:14,973 --> 00:15:15,972 Yeah, we're buds now. 456 00:15:16,065 --> 00:15:17,231 It's actually kind of nice. 457 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:18,065 Well, 458 00:15:18,159 --> 00:15:19,584 whatever tickles your pickle. 459 00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,161 -Nick, I am not done with you. -Listen, 460 00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:23,479 you don't own the sidewalk. 461 00:15:23,498 --> 00:15:24,923 I put my sign in a high-traffic area. 462 00:15:25,074 --> 00:15:26,482 It's business-- nothing more. 463 00:15:26,501 --> 00:15:29,485 All right. If that's how we're gonna play this, 464 00:15:29,504 --> 00:15:31,003 you watch out. 465 00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:32,722 I'm comin' for you. 466 00:15:33,825 --> 00:15:35,433 Guys, let's go. 467 00:15:35,584 --> 00:15:36,434 I got to back my girl. 468 00:15:36,585 --> 00:15:38,010 But, also, wrap up five sandwiches. 469 00:15:38,163 --> 00:15:39,562 We'll come get 'em later. 470 00:15:41,166 --> 00:15:42,607 Make it ten. 471 00:15:49,507 --> 00:15:50,856 (knocking) 472 00:15:51,009 --> 00:15:52,191 Hello. 473 00:15:52,343 --> 00:15:54,101 -Hello, Mother. -(door closes) 474 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:56,195 Ooh! What's happening here? 475 00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:58,605 Please say you're painting the café. 476 00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,349 All those pastels. 477 00:16:00,368 --> 00:16:02,034 It's like a women's health center down there. 478 00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:03,444 Every time I walk in, 479 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,797 I feel like I'm getting a mammogram. 480 00:16:05,948 --> 00:16:07,465 I'm painting a curb. 481 00:16:07,616 --> 00:16:09,709 It's the first step in a two-part plan 482 00:16:09,861 --> 00:16:11,302 to exact revenge on Nick. 483 00:16:11,454 --> 00:16:14,305 Oh, yes, the bad boy of cheese. 484 00:16:14,457 --> 00:16:16,623 You know, I'm not much for food you eat with your hands, 485 00:16:16,718 --> 00:16:21,037 but, oh, what he's doing with those sandwiches is remarkable. 486 00:16:21,055 --> 00:16:22,538 Not you, too? 487 00:16:22,631 --> 00:16:25,316 Well, you know my weak spot is artisanal and hard-to-get. 488 00:16:25,426 --> 00:16:29,045 Now, what's the second part of this big plan? 489 00:16:29,138 --> 00:16:30,471 Oh, I'm gonna dress up like a cat 490 00:16:30,565 --> 00:16:32,548 and I'm gonna stand in front of his shop 491 00:16:32,567 --> 00:16:36,552 and spin this arrow sign to direct traffic towards my café. 492 00:16:36,571 --> 00:16:39,146 Have you thought about a one-part plan? 493 00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:42,166 Sweetie, let it go. 494 00:16:42,393 --> 00:16:44,502 No, I can't. This guy just rubs me the wrong way, 495 00:16:44,729 --> 00:16:47,338 with his stupid little smirk and his swagger. 496 00:16:47,415 --> 00:16:49,732 He's smirking and swaggering all over the place. 497 00:16:49,751 --> 00:16:53,069 Hmm. Sounds like maybe he rubs you the right way. 498 00:16:53,087 --> 00:16:55,238 What is that supposed to mean? 499 00:16:55,331 --> 00:16:56,663 I think you have a little crush. 500 00:16:56,832 --> 00:16:59,575 (chuckles): I do not have a crush on Nick. 501 00:16:59,668 --> 00:17:02,336 Really? He's all you've talked about the last couple of days, 502 00:17:02,430 --> 00:17:06,024 and you seem to be finding reasons to go see him. 503 00:17:06,100 --> 00:17:07,750 He's actively targeting me. 504 00:17:07,769 --> 00:17:10,436 That's because he likes getting a rise out of you. 505 00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:13,197 It's like you're in kindergarten and he's pulling your pigtails. 506 00:17:13,424 --> 00:17:15,199 -That's ridiculous. -Is it? 507 00:17:15,426 --> 00:17:17,035 You know, the next step after this 508 00:17:17,262 --> 00:17:19,704 is playing doctor under the monkey bars. 509 00:17:20,765 --> 00:17:21,706 Mother, I have a boyfriend. 510 00:17:21,857 --> 00:17:24,525 Doesn't mean you can't have a crush. 511 00:17:25,528 --> 00:17:27,270 You know I don't enjoy these little visits 512 00:17:27,363 --> 00:17:28,437 as much as you do, right? 513 00:17:28,439 --> 00:17:31,591 Honey, it's not always about you. 514 00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:37,555 -Hey, babe. -Hey. 515 00:17:37,706 --> 00:17:40,725 -What you got there? -Hold on, hold on. 516 00:17:40,910 --> 00:17:41,726 Voilà! 517 00:17:41,953 --> 00:17:43,469 Ooh. 518 00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:44,954 What am I looking at here? 519 00:17:44,972 --> 00:17:46,046 It's you. 520 00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:47,473 Are you sure? 521 00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:51,110 Yeah, it's my way of showing how I feel about you. 522 00:17:52,146 --> 00:17:54,405 Whatever I did wrong, I am so sorry. 523 00:17:54,557 --> 00:17:57,149 No, actually, you've been doing everything right. 524 00:17:57,302 --> 00:17:59,635 Why is my mouth on my forehead? 525 00:17:59,654 --> 00:18:01,728 It's because you always speak your mind. 526 00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:04,248 And-and, right here, I was trying to show 527 00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:06,250 the kindness in your eyes. 528 00:18:06,402 --> 00:18:08,160 There's something in those eyes. 529 00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:10,254 -All seven of 'em. -(scoffs) See? 530 00:18:10,406 --> 00:18:11,405 This was a bad idea. 531 00:18:11,499 --> 00:18:13,073 Why don't you just put it on the roof 532 00:18:13,093 --> 00:18:13,925 so we can scare the pigeons away? 533 00:18:14,076 --> 00:18:15,000 No, no, no! 534 00:18:15,153 --> 00:18:16,410 I love it! I love it. 535 00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:17,244 No, you don't. 536 00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:19,097 -No, I don't. -(sighs) 537 00:18:19,248 --> 00:18:21,841 I just wanted to show you how much I care. 538 00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:23,326 Sometimes I worry that our relationship 539 00:18:23,344 --> 00:18:25,085 might feel a little one-sided. 540 00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:26,587 What are you talking about? 541 00:18:26,755 --> 00:18:28,681 It's just that you do so much for me. 542 00:18:28,833 --> 00:18:31,334 All the little gifts and thoughtful surprises. 543 00:18:31,502 --> 00:18:32,777 I just don't want you to feel 544 00:18:32,928 --> 00:18:34,520 like you're in this more than I am. 545 00:18:34,672 --> 00:18:35,354 Are you kidding? 546 00:18:35,506 --> 00:18:36,839 I feel like I can't keep up 547 00:18:36,858 --> 00:18:38,599 with all the nice things you do for me. 548 00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:40,676 Really? Wh-What do I do? 549 00:18:40,695 --> 00:18:42,011 You put my towels in the dryer 550 00:18:42,029 --> 00:18:43,696 so they're warm when I get out of the shower. 551 00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:45,848 You bought me those glow-in-the-dark footprints 552 00:18:45,941 --> 00:18:48,367 so I know where to stand to pee in the middle of the night. 553 00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:50,777 Well, honestly, that one was for the both of us. 554 00:18:50,946 --> 00:18:54,781 Plus, there's that thing you did in bed last Thursday. 555 00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:55,875 That was a one-off. 556 00:18:55,969 --> 00:18:57,877 Still meant a lot. 557 00:18:58,029 --> 00:18:59,695 So... 558 00:18:59,714 --> 00:19:01,973 we just have different ways of saying the same thing. 559 00:19:02,124 --> 00:19:03,549 Exactly. 560 00:19:03,701 --> 00:19:05,368 And I'm a pretty great girlfriend. 561 00:19:05,461 --> 00:19:06,811 -Yeah. -(chuckles) 562 00:19:06,888 --> 00:19:08,888 You know what would make you a really great girlfriend? 563 00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:11,440 It was a one-off. 564 00:19:17,048 --> 00:19:18,138 Hey. 565 00:19:18,232 --> 00:19:20,049 Haven't seen you in a couple days. 566 00:19:20,142 --> 00:19:22,827 Thought you were, uh, "comin' for me." 567 00:19:23,721 --> 00:19:26,238 I decided you weren't worth the energy. 568 00:19:26,391 --> 00:19:28,833 Aw. Didn't peg you as a quitter. 569 00:19:29,002 --> 00:19:30,334 Well, I am full of surprises. 570 00:19:30,486 --> 00:19:31,560 What do you want, Nick? 571 00:19:31,579 --> 00:19:33,320 Nothing. I was just putting my sign out, 572 00:19:33,414 --> 00:19:35,581 figured I'd stop in and say hi. 573 00:19:35,733 --> 00:19:37,233 Hi. 574 00:19:37,326 --> 00:19:38,567 That it? 575 00:19:38,736 --> 00:19:40,827 You're not gonna stomp your feet and raise your fist 576 00:19:40,922 --> 00:19:42,996 and yell, "Anarchy"? 577 00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:45,183 You only get one "anarchy" per week. 578 00:19:45,334 --> 00:19:47,000 You have rules for anarchy? 579 00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:48,244 Goodbye, Nick. 580 00:19:48,262 --> 00:19:50,095 All right, I'll go. 581 00:19:50,248 --> 00:19:51,263 Can I ask you something? 582 00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:53,858 If it gets you to leave, yeah. 583 00:19:54,085 --> 00:19:55,860 Your boyfriend-- 584 00:19:56,045 --> 00:19:57,253 does he challenge you? 585 00:19:57,346 --> 00:19:59,697 Why would you ask me that? 586 00:19:59,774 --> 00:20:00,940 I don't know. 587 00:20:01,092 --> 00:20:03,034 You seem like someone who enjoys a challenge. 588 00:20:03,261 --> 00:20:04,944 Yeah, Oscar challenges me. 589 00:20:05,096 --> 00:20:06,687 He challenges me plenty. 590 00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,431 All right. 591 00:20:08,449 --> 00:20:09,540 Just checkin'. 592 00:20:10,435 --> 00:20:12,601 So you wouldn't want to grab dinner sometime? 593 00:20:12,603 --> 00:20:13,860 Just the two of us? 594 00:20:13,955 --> 00:20:15,671 We can keep it a secret. 595 00:20:17,124 --> 00:20:18,633 Absolutely not. 596 00:20:19,961 --> 00:20:21,636 See you around, Kitty Kat. 597 00:20:29,287 --> 00:20:31,395 That was a challenge. 598 00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:38,885 NICK: Your mom was right. 599 00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:41,989 You do have a crush on me. 600 00:20:42,817 --> 00:20:44,242 Shut up and kiss me. 601 00:20:47,822 --> 00:20:49,997 (gasps) 602 00:20:52,977 --> 00:20:54,502 Uh-oh. 603 00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:57,237 ("Check Me Out" by Henry Parsley playing) 604 00:20:57,257 --> 00:21:00,424 ♪ Hey, hey, oh, hey! ♪ 605 00:21:02,411 --> 00:21:03,652 ♪ Ooh ♪ 606 00:21:03,671 --> 00:21:05,096 ♪ I got the Lambo car ♪ 607 00:21:05,323 --> 00:21:06,338 ♪ House in the hills with the stars ♪ 608 00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:08,099 ♪ Told you I'd raise the bar ♪ 609 00:21:08,250 --> 00:21:09,600 ♪ Told you that I'd go far ♪ 610 00:21:09,827 --> 00:21:11,010 ♪ Oh, what we could have been ♪ 611 00:21:11,162 --> 00:21:12,495 ♪ If you weren't arrogant ♪ 612 00:21:12,588 --> 00:21:14,013 ♪ Baby, what we could have been ♪ 613 00:21:14,165 --> 00:21:15,831 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 614 00:21:15,850 --> 00:21:16,941 ♪ Oh... ♪ 615 00:21:17,168 --> 00:21:18,834 ♪ Baby, it's crystal-clear ♪ 616 00:21:18,853 --> 00:21:20,093 ♪ Oh... ♪ 617 00:21:20,113 --> 00:21:21,445 ♪ I'm not a souvenir ♪ 618 00:21:21,597 --> 00:21:23,281 ♪ Oh... ♪ 619 00:21:23,432 --> 00:21:24,673 ♪ I'm not an accessory ♪ 620 00:21:24,692 --> 00:21:25,858 ♪ I'm a necessity ♪ 621 00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:28,602 ♪ So come and check me out now. ♪ 622 00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:30,121 Captioning sponsored by WARNER BROS. 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