1
00:00:02,394 --> 00:00:03,410
You make it look so easy.
2
00:00:03,562 --> 00:00:05,229
Let me try again.
Let me try again.
3
00:00:05,247 --> 00:00:07,080
Remember, keep your eye
on the top of the arc.
4
00:00:07,233 --> 00:00:09,249
Top of the arc. Oh. Gee.
5
00:00:09,401 --> 00:00:10,417
(glass breaks)
6
00:00:10,494 --> 00:00:11,677
Okay, let's forget
the beanbags for now
7
00:00:11,904 --> 00:00:13,595
and just work on
the hand movements.
8
00:00:14,573 --> 00:00:15,756
Yeah, that's it.
9
00:00:15,850 --> 00:00:17,424
Ooh, I'm doing it.
10
00:00:17,501 --> 00:00:18,517
I'm doing it.
11
00:00:18,668 --> 00:00:21,078
(metallic clattering)
12
00:00:21,096 --> 00:00:22,855
I think I should
just put these down.
13
00:00:23,673 --> 00:00:25,691
Oh. What happened in here?
14
00:00:25,842 --> 00:00:27,526
Oh, Oscar's teaching me
how to juggle.
15
00:00:27,677 --> 00:00:29,770
Well, you don't need
a new party trick.
16
00:00:29,864 --> 00:00:31,255
You can already put more grapes
in your mouth
17
00:00:31,273 --> 00:00:32,439
than anyone I know.
18
00:00:32,533 --> 00:00:34,107
Yeah, but not all parties
have grapes,
19
00:00:34,201 --> 00:00:35,850
and I'm not as good
with baby carrots.
20
00:00:35,870 --> 00:00:37,352
Yeah, I can't help you
with that one,
21
00:00:37,446 --> 00:00:38,762
but I am about to make your day.
22
00:00:38,781 --> 00:00:40,113
You know how every Thursday,
23
00:00:40,207 --> 00:00:42,115
you make me watch the
evening news with you at 6:00?
24
00:00:42,209 --> 00:00:44,434
I like us to stay informed
about our community.
25
00:00:44,453 --> 00:00:46,027
And you have a thing
for Dale Dixon.
26
00:00:46,047 --> 00:00:48,547
You mean that anchor guy
who used to smile all the time,
27
00:00:48,698 --> 00:00:51,233
even during national disasters?
Interesting.
28
00:00:51,293 --> 00:00:53,201
I don't have a thing for him.
29
00:00:53,295 --> 00:00:54,444
Although, when I was eight,
30
00:00:54,463 --> 00:00:56,446
I did start
a Dale Dixon fan club.
31
00:00:56,540 --> 00:00:59,116
I've still got the bylaws
in my bra drawer.
32
00:00:59,134 --> 00:01:01,209
Didn't he retire? Or die?
33
00:01:01,228 --> 00:01:02,786
Nope, he still does
a segment called
34
00:01:02,805 --> 00:01:05,455
"The Local Spotlight with Dale"
that Kat never misses.
35
00:01:05,566 --> 00:01:07,232
And sometimes
he covers breaking news
36
00:01:07,459 --> 00:01:09,217
when a strong, steady hand
is required.
37
00:01:09,236 --> 00:01:14,464
Anyway, I submitted the café
to be featured, and guess what.
38
00:01:14,633 --> 00:01:15,982
Don't you dare tease me, Randi.
39
00:01:16,135 --> 00:01:18,135
I'm not! We got picked!
40
00:01:18,228 --> 00:01:20,079
What?! So Dale Dixon--
41
00:01:20,306 --> 00:01:22,247
the Dale Dixon--
he's gonna be here,
42
00:01:22,474 --> 00:01:23,807
in my café, talking to my face?
43
00:01:23,826 --> 00:01:26,401
-And yours, if there's time?
-This is so awesome.
44
00:01:26,420 --> 00:01:27,735
My girlfriend's gonna be
on the news,
45
00:01:27,755 --> 00:01:29,630
and not for stealing a car.
46
00:01:30,591 --> 00:01:32,257
I had a bad-girl phase.
47
00:01:32,409 --> 00:01:33,834
I can't believe
this is happening.
48
00:01:34,002 --> 00:01:35,594
Randi, you are the best!
49
00:01:35,821 --> 00:01:38,913
Well, I need you to keep that
in mind while I tell you this.
50
00:01:38,933 --> 00:01:42,175
I found an apartment,
and I'm moving out in two weeks.
51
00:01:42,328 --> 00:01:43,268
Oh!
52
00:01:43,495 --> 00:01:44,937
Wow! Wow.
53
00:01:45,088 --> 00:01:46,105
Knew it was coming.
54
00:01:46,332 --> 00:01:47,922
Still feeling it
a little bit in my chest.
55
00:01:47,942 --> 00:01:49,942
You know that super cute,
lavender four-plex
56
00:01:50,169 --> 00:01:51,351
on Fifth and Grand?
57
00:01:51,503 --> 00:01:52,519
Ooh, that's a great building.
58
00:01:52,671 --> 00:01:54,020
Delivery in the back,
short staircase.
59
00:01:54,115 --> 00:01:55,672
And they just renovated it.
60
00:01:55,765 --> 00:01:58,024
All new fixtures,
appliances, skylights,
61
00:01:58,119 --> 00:02:01,436
which I'm going to get
because I scored the top floor.
62
00:02:01,530 --> 00:02:03,438
Nobody's gonna be stomping
on my head
63
00:02:03,457 --> 00:02:05,866
because I'm gonna be stomping
on theirs!
64
00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:08,518
Wow. Who else is
gonna do Tuesday night
65
00:02:08,520 --> 00:02:10,370
Property Brothers
and popcorn with me?
66
00:02:10,464 --> 00:02:12,706
I'll do it. I love popcorn
and home renovation.
67
00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:15,617
Yeah, but I can't debate which
Prop Bro is hotter with you.
68
00:02:15,636 --> 00:02:17,785
-BOTH: It's Jonathan.
-It's obviously Drew!
69
00:02:17,954 --> 00:02:20,030
Okay, so my competition
is Dale Dixon
70
00:02:20,048 --> 00:02:21,289
and the Property Brothers.
71
00:02:21,308 --> 00:02:22,975
Anyone else I should know about?
72
00:02:23,202 --> 00:02:24,534
Um, mm, McGruff the Crime Dog,
73
00:02:24,628 --> 00:02:26,294
but I haven't seen him
in a few years,
74
00:02:26,313 --> 00:02:28,313
so I don't know
if the feelings are still there.
75
00:02:28,540 --> 00:02:31,375
Wait. You Kat,
who owns a cat café,
76
00:02:31,468 --> 00:02:32,893
had a crush on a fictitious dog?
77
00:02:32,987 --> 00:02:36,062
I was young and dumb, and he had
a really cool trench coat.
78
00:02:36,215 --> 00:02:37,898
Uh-huh. I got a trench coat.
79
00:02:37,992 --> 00:02:39,716
Do you?
80
00:02:39,851 --> 00:02:40,642
(barks)
81
00:02:40,736 --> 00:02:42,644
-(clicks tongue)
-(barks)
82
00:02:42,663 --> 00:02:44,413
I'm-a start packing right now.
83
00:02:45,332 --> 00:02:46,814
♪ Me, oh, my, oh, my, oh, me ♪
84
00:02:46,834 --> 00:02:49,651
♪ Nothin' wrong with you
but I'd rather be me. ♪
85
00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:52,062
The segment producer
will be here any minute
86
00:02:52,080 --> 00:02:53,172
for the preinterview.
87
00:02:53,399 --> 00:02:55,081
That explains
the cleaning frenzy.
88
00:02:55,234 --> 00:02:57,417
I just want everything
to be perfect for Dale.
89
00:02:57,569 --> 00:03:01,162
I-I mean, Mr. Dixon. I want him
to tell me to call him "Dale."
90
00:03:01,256 --> 00:03:02,923
I just want to be
in his presence.
91
00:03:03,017 --> 00:03:06,852
I bet he smells like
a new saddle and hope.
92
00:03:07,003 --> 00:03:09,246
Ooh, wait.
You're into this guy, too?
93
00:03:09,339 --> 00:03:12,507
Did you not see last year's
Thanksgiving parade?
94
00:03:12,601 --> 00:03:16,695
No one rides a giant turkey
like that man.
95
00:03:17,923 --> 00:03:19,514
-You know, I met him once.
-What?
96
00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:22,259
Well, we were both in line
for a drink
97
00:03:22,352 --> 00:03:26,038
at a charity event,
and he winked at me.
98
00:03:26,932 --> 00:03:28,432
That's it?
99
00:03:28,450 --> 00:03:29,541
It was the '80s.
100
00:03:29,768 --> 00:03:32,285
A wink was more powerful
back then.
101
00:03:32,438 --> 00:03:34,955
Do you think
there'll be a makeup person
102
00:03:35,107 --> 00:03:36,122
or should I come camera-ready?
103
00:03:36,275 --> 00:03:37,274
(scoffs) What am I saying?
104
00:03:37,292 --> 00:03:39,292
I'm always camera-ready.
(laughs)
105
00:03:39,386 --> 00:03:41,945
Maybe you could help Katharine
in that department.
106
00:03:42,038 --> 00:03:43,964
Introduce her
to a matte foundation.
107
00:03:44,116 --> 00:03:45,057
Mother!
108
00:03:45,133 --> 00:03:47,041
I'm kidding, sweetheart.
109
00:03:47,061 --> 00:03:49,102
And some bronzer.
110
00:03:50,138 --> 00:03:51,788
Dale Dixon in this café?
111
00:03:51,807 --> 00:03:53,732
-I just-- I can't believe it.
-I can't, either.
112
00:03:53,883 --> 00:03:57,461
I mean, this place is cute,
but is it newsworthy?
113
00:03:57,554 --> 00:03:59,646
It's not like you're saving
the world or anything.
114
00:03:59,798 --> 00:04:03,149
No, but I'm saving cats
and making people happy.
115
00:04:03,244 --> 00:04:06,119
Exactly. Why am I tuning in?
116
00:04:07,656 --> 00:04:09,081
-Hi.
-Hi.
117
00:04:09,232 --> 00:04:12,066
I'm here for the preinterview.
I'm looking for Kat Silver.
118
00:04:12,086 --> 00:04:13,827
She's right here.
119
00:04:13,979 --> 00:04:17,814
But picture this
with a matte foundation.
120
00:04:17,833 --> 00:04:19,332
Mother,
why don't you go upstairs
121
00:04:19,485 --> 00:04:21,075
and find things you hate
in my closet.
122
00:04:21,169 --> 00:04:24,930
It's not as much fun with
permission, but I'll do it.
123
00:04:25,081 --> 00:04:27,081
Sorry about that. Hi. I'm Kat.
124
00:04:27,101 --> 00:04:28,992
-Olivia.
-Uh, would you like
125
00:04:29,085 --> 00:04:29,935
some coffee, a pastry?
126
00:04:30,162 --> 00:04:31,436
Maybe you'd like to hold a cat.
127
00:04:31,663 --> 00:04:33,663
Pounce De Leon is currently
our best snuggler.
128
00:04:33,757 --> 00:04:36,775
No, thanks. I'm just here
to check the lighting
129
00:04:36,926 --> 00:04:38,926
-and make sure you're not nuts.
-And?
130
00:04:39,021 --> 00:04:42,839
So far, the lighting is good,
and I'm gonna call you "quirky."
131
00:04:42,841 --> 00:04:44,174
Well, don't tell that to Dale.
132
00:04:44,267 --> 00:04:45,842
We want him to form
his own opinions. (chuckles)
133
00:04:46,011 --> 00:04:48,011
We'll be here to set up about
an hour before the interview.
134
00:04:48,104 --> 00:04:51,773
It is live, so no surprises,
no swearing, no hugging Dale.
135
00:04:51,867 --> 00:04:53,350
-What if he hugs me?
-He won't.
136
00:04:53,368 --> 00:04:54,851
-He might.
-He won't.
137
00:04:54,986 --> 00:04:56,353
We'll see.
138
00:04:56,355 --> 00:04:58,130
(sneezes)
Whew! Excuse me.
139
00:04:58,281 --> 00:05:00,782
-Are you sick?
-No.
140
00:05:00,950 --> 00:05:02,208
Because Dale doesn't do
sick people.
141
00:05:02,361 --> 00:05:04,452
I'm fine. I'm never sick.
142
00:05:04,621 --> 00:05:06,379
Perfect attendance
all through school.
143
00:05:06,548 --> 00:05:08,640
All right, I did miss one day
in seventh grade,
144
00:05:08,867 --> 00:05:10,033
but not because I was sick.
145
00:05:10,126 --> 00:05:12,869
I just hadn't gotten
the hang of my period yet.
146
00:05:12,962 --> 00:05:14,146
Don't tell Dale.
147
00:05:15,040 --> 00:05:18,575
There's central air,
laundry in the unit
148
00:05:18,577 --> 00:05:21,987
and a working garbage disposal.
Strong, too.
149
00:05:22,214 --> 00:05:24,564
The kind that'd turn your hand
into a bloody meat stump
150
00:05:24,716 --> 00:05:25,899
if you're not careful.
151
00:05:25,993 --> 00:05:28,643
How did you end up landing
such a great place?
152
00:05:28,720 --> 00:05:30,495
Oh, I have been on it.
I've been checking the websites,
153
00:05:30,647 --> 00:05:32,831
checking the apps,
and when this place popped up,
154
00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,391
I was the first one there.
155
00:05:34,409 --> 00:05:36,743
Well, the second,
but I convinced that guy
156
00:05:36,895 --> 00:05:38,486
to go back home to his wife.
157
00:05:38,505 --> 00:05:41,081
So I got the apartment and an
invite to an anniversary party.
158
00:05:41,233 --> 00:05:42,415
-(laughs)
-You hear that?
159
00:05:42,568 --> 00:05:44,568
Hey, she been working for it,
and it paid off.
160
00:05:44,661 --> 00:05:46,845
Now she won't be sleeping
on her friend's couch.
161
00:05:47,072 --> 00:05:48,363
I've been working for it.
162
00:05:48,423 --> 00:05:50,349
Flipping through
apartment listings on the can
163
00:05:50,500 --> 00:05:51,575
does not count.
164
00:05:51,668 --> 00:05:52,684
(laughs)
165
00:05:52,853 --> 00:05:54,928
You know I'm too regular
to finish a crossword.
166
00:05:55,080 --> 00:05:57,171
I wish I didn't.
167
00:05:57,191 --> 00:05:59,173
But I am kind of inspired.
168
00:05:59,193 --> 00:06:01,084
Maybe I should put
more work into it.
169
00:06:01,177 --> 00:06:02,752
Hey, you can't put less.
170
00:06:02,846 --> 00:06:04,679
Well, I have to warn you,
it's rough out there.
171
00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:06,606
If you start looking now,
you might find a place
172
00:06:06,758 --> 00:06:07,941
by, like, next year.
173
00:06:08,093 --> 00:06:10,685
You hear how she said,
"Start now"? (chuckles)
174
00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:12,037
Start now.
175
00:06:13,765 --> 00:06:15,448
All right, you guys,
I got to get back to work.
176
00:06:15,601 --> 00:06:17,617
Kat asked us to deep-clean
the litter box room
177
00:06:17,769 --> 00:06:20,286
before the interview,
and Phil should be done by now.
178
00:06:21,123 --> 00:06:23,106
It's really nice of you
to nominate the café.
179
00:06:23,125 --> 00:06:24,216
CARTER:
It's so nice.
180
00:06:24,367 --> 00:06:25,942
You know what else
would've been nice?
181
00:06:25,961 --> 00:06:27,219
If you would've nominated
your boyfriend's business.
182
00:06:27,446 --> 00:06:29,295
Oh, well,
that wouldn't be possible
183
00:06:29,390 --> 00:06:31,281
because
I don't have a boyfriend.
184
00:06:31,299 --> 00:06:33,116
Not the point of that statement.
185
00:06:34,119 --> 00:06:37,145
I'm her man.
She just don't know it yet.
186
00:06:40,567 --> 00:06:42,642
I don't want to brag, but
I already got three apartments
187
00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:44,552
lined up to go see.
Any tips?
188
00:06:44,646 --> 00:06:47,889
Uh, never trust the photos,
always look in the closets--
189
00:06:47,908 --> 00:06:49,482
ooh, and if there's
a weird smell,
190
00:06:49,635 --> 00:06:51,818
it's never gonna go away,
even with a deep clean.
191
00:06:51,970 --> 00:06:54,579
So it's like online dating.
Got it.
192
00:06:54,731 --> 00:06:57,307
Hey, uh, is it hot in here?
193
00:06:57,400 --> 00:06:58,992
Did either of you touch
the thermostat?
194
00:06:59,086 --> 00:07:00,994
Ooh, no way. I do not want
another team meeting
195
00:07:01,146 --> 00:07:02,312
on a Saturday night.
196
00:07:02,330 --> 00:07:04,238
Honey, you don't look so good.
197
00:07:04,258 --> 00:07:06,499
-Hurtful.
-You feeling okay?
198
00:07:06,668 --> 00:07:09,669
-I feel fine.
-Oh, no, no, no.
You have a fever.
199
00:07:09,821 --> 00:07:10,929
Uh-oh.
200
00:07:11,006 --> 00:07:12,914
Why don't you go take a nap.
201
00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:14,081
You might be getting sick.
202
00:07:14,217 --> 00:07:15,934
Oh, no, I am not sick.
I can't be sick.
203
00:07:16,161 --> 00:07:17,661
Dale Dixon comes in two days.
204
00:07:17,754 --> 00:07:21,106
(loud, honking nose-blowing)
205
00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:23,683
You know, maybe I will
take a nap,
206
00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:26,002
'cause I have the chills,
I'm feeling a little dizzy.
207
00:07:26,171 --> 00:07:27,837
But that doesn't mean I'm sick.
208
00:07:27,856 --> 00:07:30,031
I felt the same way
when Beth died in Little Women.
209
00:07:31,768 --> 00:07:33,618
Have you two ever dealt
with a sick Kat before?
210
00:07:33,770 --> 00:07:35,269
-No.
-She never gets sick.
211
00:07:35,289 --> 00:07:36,696
Back in college,
she got the flu,
212
00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:39,048
and when I brought her soup,
she threw a matzo ball at me
213
00:07:39,108 --> 00:07:40,959
and said my ears are too small
for my face.
214
00:07:41,110 --> 00:07:42,276
That doesn't sound like Kat.
215
00:07:42,370 --> 00:07:44,354
Oh, she's not Kat
when she's sick.
216
00:07:44,372 --> 00:07:47,757
She's a frightening monster
known as "Katzilla."
217
00:07:49,470 --> 00:07:50,802
Stop staring at my ears.
218
00:07:51,029 --> 00:07:53,096
They're perfect.
I had them measured.
219
00:07:59,462 --> 00:08:02,463
♪ Putting my bed away,
having some fun ♪
220
00:08:02,557 --> 00:08:05,150
♪ Starting my day today,
now I... ♪
221
00:08:05,301 --> 00:08:07,694
Oh, my God.
I'm turning into Kat.
222
00:08:09,214 --> 00:08:10,655
Kat, how you doing in there?
223
00:08:10,882 --> 00:08:12,549
You okay?
I'm gonna head downstairs.
224
00:08:12,567 --> 00:08:14,993
KAT (nasally):
No, wait.
I'm gonna come with you.
225
00:08:15,220 --> 00:08:17,329
Wait. Ooh. Uh, no. No, no, no.
226
00:08:17,498 --> 00:08:19,739
You need to get your rest. You
have your interview tomorrow.
227
00:08:19,891 --> 00:08:22,575
-You can't tell me what to do.
-Oh, fine. Sorry. Don't rest.
228
00:08:22,669 --> 00:08:25,395
I need to rest. I'm sick.
What kind of friend are you?!
229
00:08:25,413 --> 00:08:27,488
Okay, I'm gonna let you
fight this out with yourself.
230
00:08:27,508 --> 00:08:29,174
Let me know
if you need anything.
231
00:08:29,401 --> 00:08:31,968
-I don't need anything!
-All right.
232
00:08:34,740 --> 00:08:36,515
Randi, I need things!
233
00:08:36,666 --> 00:08:38,975
Randi,
I need things.
234
00:08:39,761 --> 00:08:41,394
Randi?
235
00:08:42,080 --> 00:08:44,414
All right. Yummy.
236
00:08:44,432 --> 00:08:46,608
Here you go.
237
00:08:48,103 --> 00:08:50,103
It's not hot enough.
238
00:08:50,255 --> 00:08:51,512
There's steam coming off of it.
239
00:08:51,532 --> 00:08:53,848
Is that chicken?
I didn't want chicken.
240
00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:55,441
But you asked
for chicken noodle soup.
241
00:08:55,536 --> 00:08:57,369
It's too soupy.
242
00:08:58,263 --> 00:08:59,854
So let me get this straight.
243
00:08:59,948 --> 00:09:02,207
You want some non-chickeny,
non-soupy, chicken noodle soup?
244
00:09:02,358 --> 00:09:05,418
Yes. Is that so hard?
245
00:09:07,548 --> 00:09:08,955
Hey, you.
246
00:09:09,198 --> 00:09:12,959
I brought you a little cuddle
buddy to help you feel better.
247
00:09:13,111 --> 00:09:14,961
I don't like cats anymore.
248
00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:17,947
This particular cat or all cats?
249
00:09:17,966 --> 00:09:19,373
Get that creature out of here!
250
00:09:19,393 --> 00:09:20,617
Okay, okay.
251
00:09:20,635 --> 00:09:23,094
We're not gonna tell the others
about this.
252
00:09:23,321 --> 00:09:25,730
Go tell 'em! Tell 'em all!
253
00:09:27,475 --> 00:09:30,627
KAT:
Okay, Kat, you got 24 hours.
254
00:09:30,720 --> 00:09:32,553
Get better! Get better!
255
00:09:32,573 --> 00:09:34,406
Do it for Dale!
256
00:09:34,557 --> 00:09:36,908
(sighs, pants)
257
00:09:37,060 --> 00:09:39,393
Ooh. Yeah, your mom was right.
258
00:09:39,487 --> 00:09:41,413
You're gonna need
a little bronzer.
259
00:09:45,310 --> 00:09:47,310
Oh, you're back.
How'd it go?
260
00:09:47,329 --> 00:09:49,312
Just saw the greatest apartment.
261
00:09:49,331 --> 00:09:50,922
Oh, awesome!
Hey, when you moving?
262
00:09:50,999 --> 00:09:52,315
Can I help you pack?
263
00:09:52,334 --> 00:09:54,167
You didn't let me finish.
264
00:09:54,319 --> 00:09:56,169
It's a two-bedroom,
and I can't afford it.
265
00:09:56,321 --> 00:09:58,004
All right. Hey, we can fix that.
266
00:09:58,098 --> 00:10:00,515
Uh, anybody want
to live with him?!
267
00:10:01,250 --> 00:10:02,767
Am I really that bad?
268
00:10:02,919 --> 00:10:04,494
(sighs)
You know I love you, man,
269
00:10:04,512 --> 00:10:06,346
but we work together,
we live together,
270
00:10:06,498 --> 00:10:08,498
and this morning, we almost
took a shower together.
271
00:10:08,500 --> 00:10:09,999
I really didn't know
you were in there.
272
00:10:10,093 --> 00:10:12,426
The water was running,
and I was singing.
273
00:10:12,446 --> 00:10:14,279
I thought you were the radio.
274
00:10:14,430 --> 00:10:16,531
Oh, thanks, man.
275
00:10:17,767 --> 00:10:19,525
(knocking)
276
00:10:20,362 --> 00:10:22,603
Morning, sweetie.
How you feeling?
277
00:10:22,697 --> 00:10:23,955
What are you doing here?
278
00:10:24,107 --> 00:10:25,198
I heard my queen was
feeling under the weather,
279
00:10:25,350 --> 00:10:26,791
so brought you some flowers.
280
00:10:26,943 --> 00:10:30,111
Bet these were happy before you
brought 'em here to die. Thanks.
281
00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:33,781
-(chuckles) I heard about this.
-Heard about what?
282
00:10:33,875 --> 00:10:35,375
Just that you can be a little
prickly when you're sick.
283
00:10:35,527 --> 00:10:38,285
Who'd you hear that from?
Randi? Max? My mother?
284
00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:41,381
-I'm not telling.
-Then you're on my list, too.
285
00:10:41,475 --> 00:10:42,790
What are you doing?
286
00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:45,385
I'm getting out of bed.
I got my interview today.
287
00:10:45,479 --> 00:10:47,704
-You didn't cancel?
-Cancel on Dale Dixon?
288
00:10:47,797 --> 00:10:49,539
That's the stupidest thing
I ever heard in my life!
289
00:10:49,557 --> 00:10:51,207
-Kat, you have to. You're sick.
-No, no, no.
290
00:10:51,226 --> 00:10:52,558
I'm feeling much better. Watch.
291
00:10:52,711 --> 00:10:55,153
You want to see
how many jumping jacks I can do?
292
00:10:57,065 --> 00:10:58,490
Et cetera, et cetera.
293
00:10:58,641 --> 00:10:59,974
I'm gonna sit down.
294
00:11:00,735 --> 00:11:03,144
What can I do? Can I get you
some tea, some juice?
295
00:11:03,221 --> 00:11:04,412
Stay away from me!
296
00:11:05,724 --> 00:11:08,708
I'm gonna grab some holy water
just to be safe.
297
00:11:10,896 --> 00:11:12,653
So tell me a little
about yourself.
298
00:11:12,673 --> 00:11:14,898
Well, I've been told
that I'm a pretty good roommate.
299
00:11:14,900 --> 00:11:17,992
I'm tidy. I-I like to cook.
I play the guitar.
300
00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:19,419
Oh, hey, me, too.
301
00:11:19,571 --> 00:11:20,420
Oh, nice.
302
00:11:20,514 --> 00:11:23,164
Does my bedroom
have a solid lock?
303
00:11:23,258 --> 00:11:25,425
Oh. Uh, I-I don't know.
304
00:11:25,577 --> 00:11:26,834
Well, no worries.
305
00:11:26,853 --> 00:11:29,354
Do you think there's room
for an industrial freezer?
306
00:11:29,505 --> 00:11:32,582
My daughter thinks
I'm too old to live alone,
307
00:11:32,675 --> 00:11:35,360
and this is cheaper
than assisted living.
308
00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:39,346
You may have to help me
out of the tub.
309
00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:42,442
This is Bert. That's Ernie.
310
00:11:42,536 --> 00:11:45,019
I've got more,
but they don't like strangers
311
00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:46,946
so I didn't bring 'em.
312
00:11:47,098 --> 00:11:48,707
How many more?
313
00:11:48,858 --> 00:11:51,292
How many would be too many?
314
00:11:54,864 --> 00:11:55,955
Hello.
315
00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:57,623
I came to check on Katharine.
How's it going?
316
00:11:57,700 --> 00:12:00,534
I offered her a cough drop,
and she took a swing at me.
317
00:12:00,554 --> 00:12:02,536
Classic.
When she got the chicken pox,
318
00:12:02,614 --> 00:12:04,723
her father and I almost
put her up for adoption.
319
00:12:04,874 --> 00:12:08,643
I just don't know why
my ears are making her so angry.
320
00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:11,646
Oh, I see why.
321
00:12:13,141 --> 00:12:15,641
More importantly, why is there
a news van parked outside?
322
00:12:15,736 --> 00:12:18,886
Surely she isn't doing
the interview if she's sick.
323
00:12:18,980 --> 00:12:20,554
She wouldn't cancel,
324
00:12:20,574 --> 00:12:22,482
but I talked to Randi and Phil,
and they're gonna do it.
325
00:12:22,576 --> 00:12:25,151
She's gonna be so bummed, but
she can barely lift her head.
326
00:12:25,303 --> 00:12:29,164
Clearly this calls for
a mother's touch.
327
00:12:29,991 --> 00:12:31,474
Oh, she's in her room.
328
00:12:31,567 --> 00:12:34,644
Yes, and I'm going
to do the interview.
329
00:12:34,662 --> 00:12:36,755
What did you think I meant?
330
00:12:42,654 --> 00:12:44,988
Sheila, are you sure
that you don't want
331
00:12:45,006 --> 00:12:47,340
Randi or me
to talk about the café?
332
00:12:47,492 --> 00:12:49,325
You know, 'cause we work here.
333
00:12:49,344 --> 00:12:51,327
I-I think
I'm the one with the gravitas
334
00:12:51,346 --> 00:12:52,829
to really get the points across.
335
00:12:52,998 --> 00:12:54,939
It's just that Kat laid out
all the important areas
336
00:12:55,091 --> 00:12:56,107
that she wanted to hit.
337
00:12:56,334 --> 00:12:57,333
I know what to say.
338
00:12:57,426 --> 00:12:58,684
I've had opinions
about this place
339
00:12:58,853 --> 00:13:00,336
since the day
Katharine opened it.
340
00:13:00,429 --> 00:13:02,614
Yeah, I think
that's our concern.
341
00:13:02,841 --> 00:13:04,949
All right, people,
we roll in five.
342
00:13:05,176 --> 00:13:06,692
Can we get you on the couch?
343
00:13:07,529 --> 00:13:10,847
Bring me up to speed.
Where are we and why do I care?
344
00:13:10,865 --> 00:13:14,709
It's a cat café, and
why you care is in the notes.
345
00:13:16,187 --> 00:13:17,796
Hello, all.
346
00:13:18,023 --> 00:13:20,614
Couldn't be more thrilled
to be here.
347
00:13:20,634 --> 00:13:22,449
Well, it's so nice to meet you.
348
00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:23,635
I'm Phil Crumpler.
349
00:13:23,711 --> 00:13:25,136
Is there any way that you could
350
00:13:25,363 --> 00:13:28,031
record a birthday greeting
for my mama?
351
00:13:28,124 --> 00:13:29,623
I'd have to charge you $30.
352
00:13:29,717 --> 00:13:32,727
I brought the cash
just for that reason.
353
00:13:34,039 --> 00:13:35,296
Hi. I'm Randi,
354
00:13:35,373 --> 00:13:36,815
and you can charge him way more
if you wanted to.
355
00:13:37,042 --> 00:13:39,967
Hi. Sheila Silver,
Katharine's mother.
356
00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:42,545
It is very nice to meet you.
357
00:13:42,564 --> 00:13:44,138
Oh, we've met before.
358
00:13:44,232 --> 00:13:47,066
We shared a steamy glance
in 1981.
359
00:13:47,218 --> 00:13:48,309
Well, I don't remember,
360
00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:50,161
but I'm gonna say
we haven't changed a bit.
361
00:13:50,388 --> 00:13:51,645
(both laugh)
362
00:13:51,665 --> 00:13:54,165
I hope you're the one
I'll be interviewing today.
363
00:13:54,317 --> 00:13:55,333
Oh, I am.
364
00:13:55,484 --> 00:13:57,669
And I promise
to be memorable this time
365
00:13:57,820 --> 00:14:00,004
if you promise not to forget.
366
00:14:00,156 --> 00:14:02,656
-Oh, this is gonna be fun.
-(laughs)
367
00:14:02,734 --> 00:14:06,493
Will you excuse me while
I prepare my mouth to say words?
368
00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:07,995
Of course.
369
00:14:08,164 --> 00:14:11,074
Potato, tomato, potato, tomato.
370
00:14:11,167 --> 00:14:14,352
He is such a professional!
371
00:14:14,503 --> 00:14:15,928
Sheila, if you're really
gonna do this,
372
00:14:16,081 --> 00:14:18,431
are you sure you don't want
to look at Kat's talking points?
373
00:14:18,583 --> 00:14:21,008
Why? You drink coffee,
you pet a cat.
374
00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:22,919
It's not a tour of the Louvre.
375
00:14:22,937 --> 00:14:24,529
Oh, Lord.
376
00:14:26,182 --> 00:14:27,440
You let me oversleep!
377
00:14:27,592 --> 00:14:29,016
Is Dale here?
I got to get ready.
378
00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:30,851
Oh, no, you don't.
Your mom's doing the interview.
379
00:14:30,945 --> 00:14:32,203
My mother? No!
That can't happen.
380
00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:34,188
-It'll be fine.
-No, it won't!
381
00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:35,781
She thinks
what I'm doing here is cute.
382
00:14:35,876 --> 00:14:37,691
-Get out of my way.
Get out of...
-No. No.
383
00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:39,752
Oh, there.
384
00:14:41,864 --> 00:14:42,714
(grunting)
385
00:14:42,865 --> 00:14:43,940
Just-- No.
386
00:14:44,033 --> 00:14:45,633
(grunting)
387
00:14:46,961 --> 00:14:49,345
That wasn't fair.
388
00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:56,561
(snoring)
389
00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:02,625
So if you're in the area,
swing by Kat's Cat Café,
390
00:15:02,718 --> 00:15:06,479
where the coffee comes hot,
and the cats come cute.
391
00:15:06,631 --> 00:15:08,072
(strained sigh)
392
00:15:08,967 --> 00:15:10,700
And we're out.
393
00:15:11,970 --> 00:15:14,470
-You were wonderful.
-Thank you.
394
00:15:14,563 --> 00:15:16,139
Maybe we could grab
a drink sometime.
395
00:15:16,157 --> 00:15:17,323
I'd like that.
396
00:15:17,475 --> 00:15:19,475
-How about now?
-Dale, we got to go.
397
00:15:19,568 --> 00:15:21,402
There's a big fire
over on Fifth and Grand.
398
00:15:21,496 --> 00:15:23,588
Wa-Wa-Wa-Wa-Wait. Did you just
say "Fifth and Grand"?
399
00:15:23,739 --> 00:15:26,482
Apparently, it started
in a newly-renovated four-plex.
400
00:15:26,501 --> 00:15:29,168
-Is it lavender?
-Not anymore.
401
00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:30,653
(crying):
Oh, no!
402
00:15:30,746 --> 00:15:33,339
Oh, so sorry, sweetie. Oh.
403
00:15:33,491 --> 00:15:34,507
Dale, let's go.
404
00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:37,936
-Rain check?
-Or more correctly, fire check.
405
00:15:38,163 --> 00:15:41,064
You are a pistol! (laughs)
406
00:15:42,667 --> 00:15:44,525
Still got it.
407
00:15:46,095 --> 00:15:49,672
♪ Putting my bed away,
it's such a chore ♪
408
00:15:49,691 --> 00:15:54,077
♪ What if I'm here to stay
forevermore? ♪
409
00:15:54,955 --> 00:15:57,121
Hey, uh, Kat still sleeping?
410
00:15:57,273 --> 00:15:59,015
Yeah, going on 14 hours now.
411
00:15:59,033 --> 00:16:00,516
Wow. Should we be worried?
412
00:16:00,535 --> 00:16:01,793
No, we should be glad.
413
00:16:02,020 --> 00:16:04,921
Maybe we'll get lucky
and she'll sleep for another 14.
414
00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:07,206
Ooh, don't make
any sudden movements.
415
00:16:07,358 --> 00:16:08,524
Don't look her in the eye.
416
00:16:08,543 --> 00:16:10,284
Good morning.
417
00:16:10,378 --> 00:16:13,137
Be careful.
It might be a trick.
418
00:16:13,364 --> 00:16:16,290
Hey, girl. How you feeling?
419
00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:18,309
Better. I think my fever broke.
420
00:16:18,536 --> 00:16:20,812
Last few days are
kind of a haze.
421
00:16:20,963 --> 00:16:22,296
I hope I wasn't
too much of a pain.
422
00:16:22,390 --> 00:16:24,816
You were no trouble at all.
423
00:16:25,043 --> 00:16:26,133
Aces.
424
00:16:26,211 --> 00:16:28,878
So, how bad was the interview?
425
00:16:28,896 --> 00:16:30,730
Did my mother
even mention the café,
426
00:16:30,824 --> 00:16:32,898
or did she just talk
about herself?
427
00:16:33,051 --> 00:16:34,884
I think you should watch it.
428
00:16:34,886 --> 00:16:35,976
It was that bad?
429
00:16:36,070 --> 00:16:37,662
Let me show you.
430
00:16:38,740 --> 00:16:41,833
Sheila, what makes this place
so special?
431
00:16:42,060 --> 00:16:44,151
Well, aside from the cats
432
00:16:44,245 --> 00:16:46,987
and the warm atmosphere,
433
00:16:47,081 --> 00:16:48,898
I'd say my daughter Katharine
434
00:16:48,991 --> 00:16:51,658
is the most special thing
about the café.
435
00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:53,160
How so?
436
00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:55,071
She's the heart of the place.
437
00:16:55,164 --> 00:16:57,256
You can really feel
how much she cares about
438
00:16:57,350 --> 00:17:01,168
the people she serves
and the cats she saves.
439
00:17:01,246 --> 00:17:03,837
So, animal rescue
is important to her?
440
00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:05,915
It's a true passion.
441
00:17:05,933 --> 00:17:09,252
And I'm proud of her
for pursuing it.
442
00:17:09,270 --> 00:17:11,678
She's making a real difference.
443
00:17:11,773 --> 00:17:15,107
And she couldn't do it without
these two wonderful people.
444
00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:17,943
Oh. Well, do either of you
have anything to add?
445
00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:20,371
I just love you, Dale.
446
00:17:20,598 --> 00:17:23,524
I'd like to say that Kat loves
this community, and I'm sure
447
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,359
she would want me to mention
the piano bar next door.
448
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,286
It's called The Middle C,
and it's owned
449
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,589
by my boyfriend Carter Cook.
450
00:17:32,293 --> 00:17:33,776
-(blows nose)
-You still stuffy?
451
00:17:33,795 --> 00:17:36,796
No, that was happy blowing.
452
00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:38,614
My mother said
something nice about me.
453
00:17:38,707 --> 00:17:41,284
I'm kind of glad I didn't get
to meet Dale Dixon.
454
00:17:41,377 --> 00:17:43,119
I would have missed this.
455
00:17:43,121 --> 00:17:45,454
He's way shorter
than we thought.
456
00:17:45,623 --> 00:17:48,549
And by the way, Randi,
"boyfriend"?
457
00:17:48,643 --> 00:17:50,551
I thought it was time.
458
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:52,295
Anything else happen
while I was sick?
459
00:17:52,463 --> 00:17:54,980
Is Elon Musk the mayor of Mars?
460
00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:58,392
Well, my new apartment building
burned down.
461
00:17:58,411 --> 00:17:59,410
What?
462
00:17:59,562 --> 00:18:01,079
Yeah, thank God
no one moved in yet.
463
00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:03,806
But I'm gonna need to stay
on your couch a little longer.
464
00:18:03,808 --> 00:18:05,474
Well, this is not a bad thing.
465
00:18:05,493 --> 00:18:08,586
We still have 275 episodes of
the Property Brothers to watch.
466
00:18:08,737 --> 00:18:10,904
-(chuckles)
-(sneezes)
467
00:18:10,998 --> 00:18:12,924
Oh, no. Are you getting sick?
468
00:18:13,075 --> 00:18:15,000
Get out
before you give it back to her!
469
00:18:15,095 --> 00:18:16,485
-No, I don't think I'm...
-Get out.
470
00:18:16,504 --> 00:18:18,721
-I really don't think...
-Get out!
471
00:18:19,991 --> 00:18:21,557
Oh.
472
00:18:24,011 --> 00:18:25,561
So, pizza tonight?
473
00:18:31,185 --> 00:18:33,369
RANDI:
...my boyfriend Carter Cook.
474
00:18:33,504 --> 00:18:35,429
...my boyfriend Carter Cook.
...my boyfriend Carter Cook.
475
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:38,098
-Will you stop with that?
-He's been doing it all day.
476
00:18:38,267 --> 00:18:39,617
I made it my ringtone.
477
00:18:39,768 --> 00:18:42,011
Maybe I should make
you saying nice things
478
00:18:42,104 --> 00:18:43,346
about me my ringtone.
479
00:18:43,364 --> 00:18:45,181
Oh, don't make me regret it.
480
00:18:45,199 --> 00:18:47,683
How come you never say things
like that to my face?
481
00:18:47,776 --> 00:18:50,777
Darling, if you compliment
your children too much,
482
00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:51,963
they stop trying.
483
00:18:52,190 --> 00:18:53,798
When have I ever stopped trying?
484
00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:55,191
Exactly.
485
00:18:55,284 --> 00:18:56,968
Well, is she this needy
with you?
486
00:18:57,119 --> 00:18:59,211
I'm just here to drink.
487
00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:01,213
Max, how's the roommate
search going?
488
00:19:01,366 --> 00:19:02,974
Not great. I didn't realize
489
00:19:03,125 --> 00:19:05,309
how many people make porn
in their own homes.
490
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:07,219
I'm gonna have
to give up the apartment.
491
00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:09,538
Ouch. I know what
that feels like. I'm sorry.
492
00:19:09,557 --> 00:19:11,482
You know, I think you need to
give lizard lady another chance.
493
00:19:11,634 --> 00:19:14,635
I called her.
It's a hundred lizards.
494
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,487
She has 100 lizards.
495
00:19:17,732 --> 00:19:21,884
You know, you have a two-bedroom
apartment you can't afford.
496
00:19:21,977 --> 00:19:23,161
And you've been living
497
00:19:23,388 --> 00:19:25,663
on my daughter's couch
like a vagabond.
498
00:19:28,393 --> 00:19:30,059
Should we?
499
00:19:30,152 --> 00:19:31,243
I would love to have a closet.
500
00:19:31,396 --> 00:19:33,337
One of the bedrooms has two.
501
00:19:33,564 --> 00:19:36,490
You mean, my bedroom has two?
502
00:19:36,567 --> 00:19:38,176
All right, roomie.
503
00:19:38,403 --> 00:19:40,511
-All right!
-Wait, wait, wait.
504
00:19:40,663 --> 00:19:42,346
I don't know about this.
505
00:19:42,498 --> 00:19:44,407
My-my superhot
official girlfriend
506
00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:46,258
living with
my superhot best friend?
507
00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:47,852
See? We've been together
five minutes,
508
00:19:48,079 --> 00:19:49,002
and you already trippin'.
509
00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:50,579
(laughs)
510
00:19:50,598 --> 00:19:52,506
Wow. Two of my favorite people
are gonna be living together.
511
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,250
Well, two of my favorite people
that I know.
512
00:19:54,268 --> 00:19:57,603
Otherwise, I'd have to include
Oprah and McGruff the Crime Dog.
513
00:19:57,680 --> 00:20:00,031
When I was sick, I watched
some of his YouTube videos.
514
00:20:00,182 --> 00:20:01,607
McGruff's still got it.
515
00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:04,760
-♪ Life of the party ♪
-(audience cheering, applauding)
516
00:20:04,779 --> 00:20:06,612
♪ Dance on the ceiling ♪
517
00:20:06,689 --> 00:20:08,206
♪ Let's get it started ♪
518
00:20:08,433 --> 00:20:10,374
♪ Sunrise to the evening ♪
519
00:20:10,601 --> 00:20:12,543
♪ Enter the room,
they stare at us ♪
520
00:20:12,770 --> 00:20:14,286
♪ Always turning heads ♪
521
00:20:14,439 --> 00:20:16,288
♪ Don't take it too serious ♪
522
00:20:16,365 --> 00:20:17,440
♪ Play with me instead ♪
523
00:20:17,533 --> 00:20:20,459
♪ Every day feel like a Friday ♪
524
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:22,220
♪ Ooh-ooh ♪
525
00:20:22,447 --> 00:20:24,555
♪ I'm ready for a good time ♪
526
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:26,282
♪ Ooh-ooh ♪
527
00:20:26,300 --> 00:20:28,542
♪ I love getting my way ♪
528
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,061
♪ Ooh-ooh ♪
529
00:20:30,288 --> 00:20:33,789
♪ I'm living my best life,
best life, best life ♪
530
00:20:33,882 --> 00:20:35,382
♪ This world is mine ♪
531
00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:37,235
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh,
ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
532
00:20:37,462 --> 00:20:39,052
♪ This world is mine ♪
533
00:20:39,072 --> 00:20:41,313
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh,
ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
534
00:20:41,482 --> 00:20:44,149
-♪ This world is mine ♪
-♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
535
00:20:44,244 --> 00:20:46,469
-♪ Mine, this world is... ♪
-♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh... ♪
536
00:20:46,487 --> 00:20:48,304
Captioning sponsored by
WARNER BROS. TELEVISION
537
00:20:48,364 --> 00:20:50,998
Captioned by
Media Access Group at WGBH
access.wgbh.org