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(banging nearby)
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(floorboard creaking)
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-What was that?
-(thudding)
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Okay, yeah, I'm not
staying here to find out.
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-Hi, Carter.
-Hey, Phil.
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Do you believe in ghosts?
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Absolutely.
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Why else would they have
all those ghosthunter shows
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-on TV?
-Right!
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I mean,
TV networks wouldn't just
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-make all that stuff up
to get ratings.
-Mm-hmm.
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My grandma's house had one.
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I think it was
a three-legged dog.
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-You think?
-Yeah, I would hear panting.
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And then pat-a-pat-a-thump!
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-Pat-a-pat-a-thump!
-Oh!
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I'm pretty sure I got
a ghost at the Middle C.
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I mean, I heard some strange
sounds coming from the basement.
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Ghosts love basements.
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And attics and the gazebo
out at Cherokee Park.
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Do not go cruising there.
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When my aunt owned the bar,
she told me there was ghosts.
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My cousin Darren said
she made it all up
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to keep us from going down there
and drinking beers.
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I guess we'll never know.
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Why don't you just
go down there and look?
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I said I guess we'll never know.
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I'm not sure about this.
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Ghosts will suck
the life right out of you.
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That's a proven fact.
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That's why I got
my bucket filled
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with my special
ghost-catching formula.
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That's just a bunch of stuff
from the kitchen.
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I saw you put it together.
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Well, the flour is
so we can see them.
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The cinnamon is
to slow them down.
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And the sugar is to make nice
in case they have a vendetta.
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Okay, yeah.
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-That makes sense.
-We come in peace.
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Yeah. We're also very strong.
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-(thudding)
-(both scream)
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(both screaming, sobbing)
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-Did you hear that?
-(screaming in distance)
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Sounds like it's coming
from the Middle C.
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-Where you going?
-The Middle C!
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Haven't you watched
any horror movies?
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You never run
towards the scream!
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Oh, damn it, I'm running
towards the scream. (whimpers)
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-Hello?
-Carter?
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CARTER:
In the basement!
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The basement?
When did he get a basement?
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What is going on?!
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This fool been living down here.
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Hey.
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Seriously, am I the only one
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that didn't know
about the damn basement?
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♪ Me, oh, my, oh, my, oh, me ♪
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♪ Nothin' wrong with you
but I'd rather be me. ♪
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Okay, the truth is,
I was evicted,
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and I didn't have
any place else to go.
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So for the last two weeks,
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I have been living
in the basement.
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Which is, like, 30 feet away.
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Why are you always late to work?
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Wait, where's Phil?
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Oh, he's downstairs cleaning up
his ghost-powder.
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His words were,
"He who heaps it,
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sweeps it."
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Max, how did this even happen?
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I kept coming up short
on rent and then eventually
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there was an eviction notice
on the door,
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and also a dozen cookies.
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My landlord really liked me.
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I'm a great tenant.
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Except for the...
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not-paying-rent part.
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Why didn't you tell us?
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Because...
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I was embarrassed.
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Embarrassed? In front of me?
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Me, who once spent
two hours trying
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to save a stray dog
who turned out to be a coyote?
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Me, who tripped at a wedding and
knocked the entire bridal party
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not just to the ground,
but into a lake?
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Me, who-- stop me anytime.
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I could go all day.
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You're right.
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I should've told you.
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So, wait, you work
in this bar full time
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and get way bigger tips
than I do,
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and you still couldn't
pay your rent?
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No judgement.
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MAX:
I know.
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I know, I just, I've...
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never been any good with money.
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I think I need help.
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Kat, will you help...?
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Yes. I mean,
not to toot my own horn,
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-but I've always been
good with numbers.
-BOTH: Numbers.
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Hey, it's not my fault.
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ALL THREE: Math just always
made sense to me.
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(groans) I cannot believe
you've been living
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in that dank, mildewy,
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disgusting basement
for two whole weeks.
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Well, not anymore.
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Till we get your finances
straightened out,
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you can sleep on my couch.
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Wait, hold up,
isn't that where I sleep?
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Oh, well, you can sleep with me.
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I got new nasal strips.
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No way, you throw off
a lot of heat.
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You're like a furnace
that kicks.
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CARTER:
Fine.
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Look, I'll be the hero.
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He can sleep on my couch.
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Wait a minute, I also sleep
at your place sometimes.
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I don't know, Max.
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That secret basement seems
pretty nice.
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Ooh, and I also
just read an article
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about mildew being good for you.
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(chuckles)
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Ooh, that guy is so intense.
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He is giving me
serial killer vibes.
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Yeah, I think he's hot, too.
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Okay, we have
very different taste in men.
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Well, I don't know about that.
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I'd definitely date Carter.
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And we both
like Benedict Cumberbatch.
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That's right,
we're Cumber-bitches!
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Hello, all.
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Oh, hey, Sheila.
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Randi, you take
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pictures of people, right?
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For some reason it sounds creepy
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when you say it like that,
but, yes,
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I am studying photography.
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She once took
nude photos of me for her class.
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They were provocative,
yet tasteful.
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Like Lady Gaga.
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Would you be willing
to take some of me?
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Not nude-- that's a mistake
I'll never make again.
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But I need photos
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for my dating profile.
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Of course!
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So you're getting
back out there?
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Yes, but, apparently,
to do that,
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I have to learn
how to use dating apps.
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Oh, honestly,
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it's almost worse
when you know how to use them.
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PHIL:
Oh, I agree.
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What was wrong with a...
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wink across a crowded bar?
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A little wave.
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A flirty smile.
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Oh, yeah, honey.
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I got game.
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(sighs)
This is a disaster.
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-Hey, go easy on me.
-I did.
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I was gonna call it
a dumpster fire.
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You have seven credit cards.
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You owe money on all of them.
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Plus you pay a monthly fee
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for a storage locker--
what's even in there?
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Furniture I owe money on.
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How did you make it this far?
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I know.
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No, really.
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How did you make it this far?
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Well, after-after college,
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I went to teach in Myanmar,
and the program
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took care
of most of my expenses.
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Then I ended up in Paris,
where I met Brigitte.
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(gasps)
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Was she your sugar mama?
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No. I mean...
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sure, she owned the flat
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and didn't make me pay rent.
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And she bought the groceries.
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And paid for the gas
and the electricity...
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Huh.
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Well, between that and the $70
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a week you spend on smoothies,
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I'm beginning
to see how you got here.
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I love smoothies-- sometimes
I'm just too tired to chew.
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You can make them at home.
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They're not the same.
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They're not. Why is that?
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Well, smoothies aside,
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I think the best place to begin
is with a proper budget.
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Got it. All right, tell me more.
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Well, uh, for starters,
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no more needless spending.
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Only buy essentials
and-and take advantage
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of-of coupons, sales,
that sort of thing.
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Great, then what?
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Then we get to make
a spreadsheet, and nothing
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makes me tinglier
than a fresh spreadsheet.
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(chuckles) Awesome.
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And to thank you,
let me buy you lunch.
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There's this new French place.
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It's a little pricey,
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but they serve bread in a beret.
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It's gonna be a process.
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Ooh, nice, nice.
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Yes. Okay, wait.
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Look up towards this corner.
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Little bit. Perfect!
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Yes! You are a red-headed snack.
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I don't know,
I'm not feeling it.
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What?
No, Sheila, you look beautiful.
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I think it's my clothes--
they're too casual.
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I look like I've just come in
from giving up on life.
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-I'm gonna go change.
-Again?
This is your fourth outfit.
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It'll just take a second.
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Okay, well,
all them seconds add up.
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Nice.
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Nice!
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Okay.
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What? Now what?
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The sun is coming in
through this window.
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I'm gonna look washed out in
this dark jacket, just a second.
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All right.
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I'll just be right here.
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Slowly losing the will to live.
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Ooh, this is cute.
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Ooh, something is funny.
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(laughs)
Take a little sip for me.
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-You sure this isn't too much?
-You look great.
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I really think the light
is better on the patio.
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Uh, it's pretty chilly
out there.
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Oh, good!
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Everything's perkier
when it's cold.
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Someone's late again.
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Someone needs to accept
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that I won't always be on time.
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Are those new shoes?
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Oh, yeah, you like 'em?
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And they glow in the dark.
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Cool, do they also
pay for themselves?
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(chuckles)
If only.
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Hey, are new high-tops
that glow in the dark
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a part of Max's budget?
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No, they are not.
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Where is he?
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Max, front and center!
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Oh, hey, Kat.
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Glow-in-the-dark shoes?
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I can't tell
if you're mad or impressed.
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We had a budget.
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You weren't supposed to buy
any new clothes
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for at least a month--
it's in the spreadsheet.
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I specifically put it
on line six, column four.
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And I used Helvetica Bold-- that
is not a font you can ignore!
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But they were on sale,
and you said
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if something's on sale,
that I should buy it.
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You are twisting my words
for retail purposes,
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and I think you know that.
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The saleslady said
I looked really hot in them.
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And I still have
ten dollars left over
260
00:09:02,191 --> 00:09:03,542
to last me the next 16 days.
261
00:09:03,693 --> 00:09:05,435
That's 62 cents a day.
262
00:09:05,528 --> 00:09:07,045
Wow, it's amazing
how you do that so fast.
263
00:09:07,196 --> 00:09:09,047
Yeah, it's this method
of division where-- Hey!
264
00:09:09,274 --> 00:09:11,216
Do not try and distract me
with flattery!
265
00:09:11,443 --> 00:09:13,109
(sighs)
I'm sorry, you're right.
266
00:09:13,128 --> 00:09:14,444
I'll return the shoes.
267
00:09:14,462 --> 00:09:16,037
Glad I didn't wear
the leather jacket.
268
00:09:16,131 --> 00:09:18,631
-What?!
-I'm taking that back, too.
269
00:09:19,451 --> 00:09:20,967
You did a good thing
by calling me.
270
00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:23,186
Yeah, I felt that.
271
00:09:24,047 --> 00:09:25,972
Yes, yes.
272
00:09:26,141 --> 00:09:28,600
Glowing, okay!
273
00:09:28,676 --> 00:09:30,310
Okay, this time I think
274
00:09:30,462 --> 00:09:31,719
we really got some good ones.
275
00:09:31,888 --> 00:09:34,464
See, I knew I was right
to change into jewel tones.
276
00:09:34,557 --> 00:09:36,482
(chuckles)
277
00:09:36,559 --> 00:09:38,059
Oh, no, no, no, no.
278
00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:40,303
These are not gonna work at all.
This was a mistake.
279
00:09:40,396 --> 00:09:41,913
Don't be so hard on yourself.
I'm sure
280
00:09:42,140 --> 00:09:43,656
if we keep going, we'll find
something you can use.
281
00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:45,066
No, this was my fault.
282
00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:47,068
I should've known better
than to hire an amateur.
283
00:09:47,162 --> 00:09:49,087
Wha-- hold up,
you didn't hire me.
284
00:09:49,238 --> 00:09:50,313
This was a favor.
285
00:09:50,332 --> 00:09:51,981
Well, I'm sorry, but I think
286
00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:54,000
I'm gonna have to fire you
from this favor.
287
00:09:54,152 --> 00:09:55,652
Are you kidding me?
288
00:09:55,670 --> 00:09:57,153
You know what, it's fine.
289
00:09:57,172 --> 00:09:59,656
Don't be discouraged,
I'm sure with more practice
290
00:09:59,674 --> 00:10:01,433
you'll get better.
291
00:10:01,660 --> 00:10:03,843
By the way,
that evening gown was too much!
292
00:10:03,995 --> 00:10:07,063
Got me doing this
on my damn day off.
293
00:10:11,002 --> 00:10:12,944
Then she changed
her clothes again,
294
00:10:13,096 --> 00:10:15,280
called me an amateur,
and then fired me.
295
00:10:15,431 --> 00:10:16,448
Really?
296
00:10:16,599 --> 00:10:18,432
My mother was difficult?
297
00:10:18,526 --> 00:10:19,618
I know, I know. I'm used to her
298
00:10:19,769 --> 00:10:21,177
being snarky and sarcastic.
299
00:10:21,196 --> 00:10:22,937
But to you, not to me.
300
00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:24,364
Aw, well, the more she does it,
301
00:10:24,516 --> 00:10:25,790
the more you'll start
to find it comforting.
302
00:10:25,983 --> 00:10:27,792
-(door opens)
-Well...
303
00:10:27,944 --> 00:10:29,202
they wouldn't take
the shoes back.
304
00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:30,036
Why not?
305
00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:32,464
Oh, 'cause they're so ugly.
306
00:10:32,691 --> 00:10:33,857
No.
307
00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:35,967
Because they were on sale,
and the soles got dirty
308
00:10:36,194 --> 00:10:38,711
from walking
on this disgusting bar floor.
309
00:10:38,864 --> 00:10:39,879
Uh, isn't it your job to mop?
310
00:10:40,031 --> 00:10:41,455
I didn't want to get water
on my new shoes.
311
00:10:41,475 --> 00:10:44,200
Oh, scared it'll wash
the ugly off of them?
312
00:10:44,886 --> 00:10:46,870
I get it,
you don't like the shoes.
313
00:10:46,963 --> 00:10:48,388
But they're not returnable,
so...
314
00:10:48,464 --> 00:10:49,814
-I love them.
-CARTER: Hey.
315
00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:52,208
Y'all know the band
Florida Georgia Line?
316
00:10:52,227 --> 00:10:54,043
Um, yeah! We love those guys.
317
00:10:54,062 --> 00:10:55,987
They're amazing.
♪ Baby, you're a song ♪
318
00:10:56,139 --> 00:10:57,805
ALL THREE:
♪ You make me want to roll ♪
319
00:10:57,899 --> 00:11:00,141
♪ My windows down and cruise. ♪
320
00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:01,809
Hey, well, check it,
my buddy just called.
321
00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:04,070
He can get all of us tickets
to see them tomorrow night.
322
00:11:04,222 --> 00:11:05,905
VIP seats, backstage passes,
323
00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:07,740
and we'll probably
get to meet them after.
324
00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:08,833
Well, I've never heard of them,
325
00:11:08,985 --> 00:11:10,651
but I'm all about being a VIP.
326
00:11:10,671 --> 00:11:13,338
I am in! I've never been
backstage at a concert before.
327
00:11:13,565 --> 00:11:14,506
Will there be shrimp?
328
00:11:14,657 --> 00:11:16,082
I always picture shrimp
at these things.
329
00:11:16,234 --> 00:11:17,658
I am definitely in.
330
00:11:17,752 --> 00:11:18,902
Great, I'll let him know.
331
00:11:18,920 --> 00:11:20,512
-Tickets are 80 bucks apiece.
-Oh.
332
00:11:20,663 --> 00:11:22,071
Shoot. Sorry, Max.
333
00:11:22,090 --> 00:11:24,407
-What?
-Well, it's not in your budget.
334
00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:25,833
I'll make it work.
335
00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:26,685
How?
336
00:11:26,836 --> 00:11:28,169
I don't know, sell my blood?
337
00:11:28,263 --> 00:11:30,096
Or sperm. I'm tall.
338
00:11:30,248 --> 00:11:32,415
Wow, where were these ideas
when we were trying
339
00:11:32,434 --> 00:11:34,025
to find your next car payment?
340
00:11:34,252 --> 00:11:36,085
Listen, I know
it's a little expensive,
341
00:11:36,104 --> 00:11:37,511
but I really want
to see these guys.
342
00:11:37,531 --> 00:11:39,197
Can I just talk to you
for a second?
343
00:11:39,348 --> 00:11:42,091
Ooh, Max is in trouble.
344
00:11:42,185 --> 00:11:43,535
Max is not in trouble.
345
00:11:43,745 --> 00:11:45,278
Max, you are so in trouble.
346
00:11:45,430 --> 00:11:46,538
What is the point
of making a budget
347
00:11:46,765 --> 00:11:47,688
if you're not gonna stick to it?
348
00:11:47,782 --> 00:11:49,190
But I really want to go.
349
00:11:49,284 --> 00:11:50,283
But you can't afford it.
350
00:11:50,435 --> 00:11:52,026
But it's Florida Georgia Line.
351
00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:52,936
But you can't afford it.
352
00:11:52,954 --> 00:11:54,361
Maybe I can get a payday loan.
353
00:11:54,456 --> 00:11:55,288
Okay.
354
00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:56,789
I don't want to be your mother.
355
00:11:56,942 --> 00:11:58,216
Do whatever you think is right.
356
00:11:58,367 --> 00:11:59,867
Well, if I knew what was right,
357
00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:01,945
I wouldn't be living
on Carter's couch.
358
00:12:02,038 --> 00:12:05,098
So, uh,
what's the head count here?
359
00:12:10,138 --> 00:12:12,213
So, Mother, question.
360
00:12:12,307 --> 00:12:13,714
Do you think what you said
361
00:12:13,734 --> 00:12:15,308
to Randi was rude?
362
00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:16,642
No.
363
00:12:16,795 --> 00:12:19,220
Okay, so, statement.
364
00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:21,906
What you said to Randi was rude.
365
00:12:22,058 --> 00:12:23,575
I wasn't rude.
366
00:12:23,726 --> 00:12:26,636
It's not her fault
her photos were terrible.
367
00:12:26,805 --> 00:12:28,805
She just has no experience.
368
00:12:28,898 --> 00:12:31,249
Sometimes I think
you don't even hear yourself.
369
00:12:31,476 --> 00:12:32,842
It's like when you first
370
00:12:32,844 --> 00:12:35,402
opened the café-- you had
no idea what you were doing.
371
00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:37,647
That's why I didn't
drink the coffee.
372
00:12:37,740 --> 00:12:39,165
But you ordered it all the time.
373
00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:40,817
To support you, my darling.
374
00:12:40,835 --> 00:12:43,920
But I always dumped it
in the planter in the courtyard.
375
00:12:44,956 --> 00:12:46,672
Is that why
all those flowers died?
376
00:12:46,767 --> 00:12:48,082
They were geraniums.
377
00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:49,684
They deserved to die.
378
00:12:50,662 --> 00:12:51,677
Here you go, Sheila.
379
00:12:51,830 --> 00:12:53,772
Make sure she drinks that.
380
00:12:53,999 --> 00:12:55,331
So...
381
00:12:55,333 --> 00:12:58,276
-how is the online dating going?
-(sighs)
382
00:12:58,427 --> 00:13:00,111
It's on hold.
I can't do anything
383
00:13:00,263 --> 00:13:02,021
until I get a good picture.
384
00:13:02,173 --> 00:13:04,598
And Randi just couldn't
capture me.
385
00:13:04,692 --> 00:13:06,267
Mm-hmm, I heard about that.
386
00:13:06,361 --> 00:13:08,435
You know, I'm still seeing
387
00:13:08,530 --> 00:13:10,271
Nurse Nelson.
388
00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:12,682
It's casual, but fun.
389
00:13:12,775 --> 00:13:14,517
Strange time to rub it in,
390
00:13:14,686 --> 00:13:16,035
but okay.
391
00:13:16,187 --> 00:13:17,945
Well, it's all thanks
to you, Sheila.
392
00:13:18,039 --> 00:13:19,780
I would never have
met him had you
393
00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:21,633
not made me go back out there.
394
00:13:21,826 --> 00:13:24,451
And believe me, I was scared.
395
00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:25,953
It is scary.
396
00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:27,121
I'm told.
397
00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:29,198
And no one is at their best
398
00:13:29,292 --> 00:13:31,217
when they're scared.
399
00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:32,644
No.
400
00:13:32,871 --> 00:13:35,188
They're not, are they?
401
00:13:36,391 --> 00:13:38,525
♪ ♪
402
00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:55,333
(whistle blows,
buzzer sounds on TV)
403
00:13:55,560 --> 00:13:58,319
So you're missing the concert
because you bought shoes?
404
00:13:58,487 --> 00:13:59,838
Yep.
405
00:14:00,065 --> 00:14:01,747
Those shoes?
406
00:14:01,900 --> 00:14:04,658
Yeah, and I'm fine with it.
407
00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:07,587
I-I live life for the moment.
408
00:14:07,663 --> 00:14:08,905
I don't worry about it.
409
00:14:08,998 --> 00:14:10,756
And trust things will
take care of themselves.
410
00:14:10,909 --> 00:14:13,667
Wait, you sleep
on my dad's couch,
411
00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:15,078
you're missing a concert,
412
00:14:15,171 --> 00:14:16,503
and all you've got
to show for it are
413
00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:18,189
the ugliest sneakers
in the world?
414
00:14:18,341 --> 00:14:20,841
Why does everybody
hate these shoes?
415
00:14:21,603 --> 00:14:23,677
You know, if you want
to go to the concert,
416
00:14:23,771 --> 00:14:25,438
I could loan you $80.
417
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:28,032
I'm not taking money
from a 12-year-old.
418
00:14:28,259 --> 00:14:30,259
And where were you
three days ago?
419
00:14:30,278 --> 00:14:32,704
Also, how do you have $80?
420
00:14:32,855 --> 00:14:34,873
The old ladies at church
pay me to mow their lawns
421
00:14:35,024 --> 00:14:36,933
and teach them
how to use their cell phones.
422
00:14:37,026 --> 00:14:39,452
A lot of money
in old ladies at church.
423
00:14:39,604 --> 00:14:40,545
Huh.
424
00:14:40,696 --> 00:14:41,713
Then I put everything I make
425
00:14:41,864 --> 00:14:43,364
into a high-yield
savings account.
426
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:44,716
As one does.
427
00:14:44,867 --> 00:14:46,200
My dad says having
your own money
428
00:14:46,294 --> 00:14:47,944
is what makes you a man.
429
00:14:48,037 --> 00:14:48,869
(knocking at door)
430
00:14:48,963 --> 00:14:50,704
Mm, that's probably the pizza.
431
00:14:50,798 --> 00:14:52,465
Don't worry, I got it.
432
00:14:52,617 --> 00:14:54,058
Oh, wow, thanks.
433
00:14:54,210 --> 00:14:57,186
Hmm, if I had known that,
I would've got the garlic knots.
434
00:15:04,295 --> 00:15:06,446
-Max, wake up.
-(snorts, sighs)
435
00:15:07,298 --> 00:15:08,740
Hey, what's going on?
436
00:15:08,891 --> 00:15:10,816
I know my dad said you could
stay as long as you need to,
437
00:15:10,969 --> 00:15:12,744
but he's dead and you got to go.
438
00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:14,913
(coughing)
439
00:15:15,140 --> 00:15:18,141
I just need,
I just need a few more weeks,
440
00:15:18,309 --> 00:15:19,918
and then I'll be
back on my feet.
441
00:15:20,145 --> 00:15:22,587
Man, you've been saying that
for the last 30 years.
442
00:15:23,665 --> 00:15:24,923
Hi, CJ. Hey, Max.
443
00:15:25,074 --> 00:15:26,666
I brought you
day-old donuts from the café,
444
00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:30,178
just like I've been doing every
week for the last 30 years.
445
00:15:31,990 --> 00:15:34,248
Why am I old and you're not?
446
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:36,100
Because I have a home and a bed.
447
00:15:36,327 --> 00:15:39,145
And a high-yield
savings account.
448
00:15:40,589 --> 00:15:42,423
(gasping)
449
00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:44,651
(stammers)
450
00:15:46,854 --> 00:15:49,113
Oh, thank God! I'm still young.
451
00:15:49,932 --> 00:15:50,949
(exhales)
452
00:15:51,176 --> 00:15:53,451
(knocking at door)
453
00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:59,606
Oh. Hi.
454
00:15:59,701 --> 00:16:01,108
May I come in?
455
00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:03,944
I guess. If you don't mind
hanging out with an amateur.
456
00:16:03,964 --> 00:16:06,130
About that...
457
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:07,465
May I sit?
458
00:16:07,692 --> 00:16:10,526
If you don't mind
sitting next to an amateur.
459
00:16:10,528 --> 00:16:12,119
Okay, you've made your point.
460
00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:14,547
Have I? Are you sure
I have enough experience
461
00:16:14,699 --> 00:16:16,641
to make a point?
462
00:16:16,792 --> 00:16:19,035
I'm sorry for the way I behaved.
463
00:16:19,128 --> 00:16:20,536
You were helping me,
464
00:16:20,555 --> 00:16:22,629
and I shouldn't have
treated you like that.
465
00:16:22,724 --> 00:16:24,482
Well, thank you.
466
00:16:24,633 --> 00:16:27,043
It's just dating...
467
00:16:27,061 --> 00:16:28,820
is new to me and...
468
00:16:28,971 --> 00:16:30,880
what if men see those photos,
469
00:16:30,973 --> 00:16:32,398
and think I look ridiculous?
470
00:16:32,550 --> 00:16:33,491
They won't.
471
00:16:33,642 --> 00:16:34,734
I just can't stand
472
00:16:34,886 --> 00:16:35,827
the thought of men
473
00:16:35,978 --> 00:16:38,237
thinking I'm old and desperate.
474
00:16:38,373 --> 00:16:41,073
I get it--
dating at any age is hard.
475
00:16:41,226 --> 00:16:42,908
But can I make an observation?
476
00:16:43,061 --> 00:16:44,002
Oh, I suppose.
477
00:16:44,229 --> 00:16:46,729
I'm hearing
a lot of "what men think."
478
00:16:46,748 --> 00:16:49,415
What about what you think
and how you feel?
479
00:16:49,567 --> 00:16:50,842
(sighs)
480
00:16:50,993 --> 00:16:53,736
Right now I just
feel undesirable.
481
00:16:54,422 --> 00:16:56,589
You know what,
I think we should try
482
00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:59,333
the photoshoot again,
but this time for you,
483
00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:01,744
so you can see
how sexy you really are.
484
00:17:01,913 --> 00:17:03,579
If you'll just trust me.
485
00:17:03,598 --> 00:17:05,765
You know, the amateur.
486
00:17:06,751 --> 00:17:09,418
You're not gonna let me
live that down, are you?
487
00:17:09,437 --> 00:17:10,920
I will.
488
00:17:10,938 --> 00:17:12,438
Eventually.
489
00:17:12,590 --> 00:17:14,699
Gifts might help.
490
00:17:15,610 --> 00:17:17,184
Here is your usual BLT.
491
00:17:17,278 --> 00:17:18,944
Hold the B, extra T.
492
00:17:19,097 --> 00:17:20,263
Or as I like to call it,
493
00:17:20,281 --> 00:17:22,265
"wet vegetables on bread."
494
00:17:22,433 --> 00:17:23,524
Thank you.
495
00:17:23,601 --> 00:17:26,193
That concert last night was
so much fun.
496
00:17:26,287 --> 00:17:28,880
Hey, not really
a crowd-surfing kind of show,
497
00:17:29,031 --> 00:17:30,439
but respect.
498
00:17:30,441 --> 00:17:33,217
Bruises heal,
memories last forever.
499
00:17:33,369 --> 00:17:35,202
I do wish Max could've gone.
500
00:17:35,296 --> 00:17:36,946
He would've loved it.
501
00:17:37,039 --> 00:17:38,614
Maybe we should've pitched in,
and bought him a ticket.
502
00:17:38,633 --> 00:17:39,840
We've given him enough.
503
00:17:39,951 --> 00:17:41,284
I'm letting him sleep
on my couch.
504
00:17:41,302 --> 00:17:42,635
You're helping him
with his budget.
505
00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:45,229
I mean, as parents,
I think we've done all we can.
506
00:17:45,456 --> 00:17:46,880
You're right, you're right.
507
00:17:46,974 --> 00:17:48,882
We have to let him walk
on his own two feet
508
00:17:48,976 --> 00:17:50,234
like a grown man.
509
00:17:50,386 --> 00:17:52,328
Howdy.
510
00:17:53,131 --> 00:17:55,239
Or a grown man
in a cowboy costume.
511
00:17:55,466 --> 00:17:57,133
Please tell me
you didn't buy a horse.
512
00:17:57,151 --> 00:17:59,302
I did not. I got a second job.
513
00:17:59,395 --> 00:18:01,562
Driving cattle
from Texas to Oklahoma?
514
00:18:01,639 --> 00:18:03,489
I'm gonna be working
children's birthday parties.
515
00:18:03,641 --> 00:18:05,641
I just came from my first one.
I sing,
516
00:18:05,660 --> 00:18:07,493
I play the guitar,
I man the pony ride.
517
00:18:07,645 --> 00:18:09,587
Still trying to master
throwing the lasso,
518
00:18:09,664 --> 00:18:10,813
but I'll get there.
519
00:18:10,832 --> 00:18:12,614
Well, there's
your first mistake.
520
00:18:12,667 --> 00:18:14,074
You don't throw a lasso.
521
00:18:14,094 --> 00:18:15,426
You swing and release.
522
00:18:15,578 --> 00:18:18,487
I'm not an expert,
but I've dabbled.
523
00:18:18,581 --> 00:18:20,506
I just...
524
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,100
I don't want
to be living on CJ's couch
525
00:18:22,327 --> 00:18:23,584
when Carter is dead.
526
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:25,586
Awesome. Wait, what?
527
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:26,920
That's so great, Max.
528
00:18:27,014 --> 00:18:28,681
You're finally
taking control of your life.
529
00:18:28,833 --> 00:18:29,682
Not great. Why am I dead?
530
00:18:29,834 --> 00:18:31,016
Mm, it's not important.
531
00:18:31,260 --> 00:18:33,611
You feel like, uh, eating bread
out of a beret tomorrow?
532
00:18:33,838 --> 00:18:36,172
According to my spreadsheet,
I can afford it now.
533
00:18:36,265 --> 00:18:38,765
Ooh, I don't know
what I'm more excited about,
534
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:40,952
the spreadsheet
or food in a hat.
535
00:18:41,179 --> 00:18:42,528
So how much you getting paid
on the wagon train?
536
00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:45,123
Not a lot,
but the tips are fantastic.
537
00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:46,182
Whoa!
538
00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:47,274
Yeah, turns out parents
539
00:18:47,368 --> 00:18:48,701
of small children
will pay any price
540
00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:50,703
for five minutes of peace.
541
00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:52,279
Wine-soaked mothers
542
00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:54,966
are my old ladies at church.
543
00:19:01,716 --> 00:19:03,699
Okay, all right.
544
00:19:03,718 --> 00:19:05,977
Ooh, you are fierce.
545
00:19:06,128 --> 00:19:07,478
You are on fire.
546
00:19:07,630 --> 00:19:08,721
Yes, you are fierce.
547
00:19:08,873 --> 00:19:11,348
Watch out Tyra Banks. Ooh!
548
00:19:11,575 --> 00:19:12,466
Oh, my goodness.
549
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:14,301
Oh, look at these,
they are so good.
550
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:15,711
Wow!
551
00:19:15,804 --> 00:19:18,138
You really worked your magic.
552
00:19:18,307 --> 00:19:19,598
No, the magic is you.
553
00:19:19,750 --> 00:19:21,642
Once you weren't doing it
for other people,
554
00:19:21,736 --> 00:19:23,235
you got out of your own head.
555
00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:24,662
Thank you.
556
00:19:24,739 --> 00:19:26,164
Can we do a few more?
557
00:19:26,315 --> 00:19:27,481
I'm having so much fun.
558
00:19:27,575 --> 00:19:29,000
Oh, of course, you bet.
559
00:19:29,227 --> 00:19:30,751
Now give me something new.
560
00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:33,171
Ooh, oh!
561
00:19:33,322 --> 00:19:35,231
We kicking shoes off.
She-- oh!
562
00:19:35,324 --> 00:19:37,082
You better slide down, Sheila!
563
00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:39,844
You better-- oh, you're coming
towards the camera!
564
00:19:40,071 --> 00:19:42,071
Oh, hold on! Okay!
565
00:19:42,164 --> 00:19:43,589
Oh, hold on now.
566
00:19:43,758 --> 00:19:45,574
Hold on, Sheila!
567
00:19:45,668 --> 00:19:48,728
-(Sheila yowling)
-Okay, oh, you've been holding
out on me!
568
00:19:50,581 --> 00:19:53,006
You look
like you've seen a ghost.
569
00:19:53,100 --> 00:19:54,525
Wait, did you see a ghost?
570
00:19:54,752 --> 00:19:55,359
Worse.
571
00:19:55,511 --> 00:19:56,677
What's worse than a ghost?
572
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:59,030
Parental sensuality.
573
00:19:59,848 --> 00:20:01,106
I'm sorry I asked.
574
00:20:01,259 --> 00:20:03,517
Hey, have you spoken to Max?
How's the new job going?
575
00:20:03,594 --> 00:20:05,686
Good. His spurs are
scratching up my wood floors,
576
00:20:05,763 --> 00:20:07,263
but he's making money.
577
00:20:07,281 --> 00:20:08,447
Well, there is dignity
578
00:20:08,599 --> 00:20:10,666
in being able
to support yourself.
579
00:20:12,361 --> 00:20:14,194
What happened to the cowboy?
580
00:20:14,288 --> 00:20:17,106
Oh, I book more parties if
I have a rotation of characters.
581
00:20:17,199 --> 00:20:18,274
Americano, please.
582
00:20:18,276 --> 00:20:20,459
Now, to find my wallet...
583
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:22,035
Oh!
584
00:20:22,055 --> 00:20:24,055
("I'm Up I'm Down"
by The Federal playing)
585
00:20:24,282 --> 00:20:25,872
♪ Get on down ♪
586
00:20:25,967 --> 00:20:28,284
♪ Come on, get up ♪
587
00:20:28,377 --> 00:20:30,544
♪ Just get on down ♪
588
00:20:30,638 --> 00:20:32,379
♪ Just turn it up ♪
589
00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:35,291
♪ Playing around, get on down ♪
590
00:20:35,384 --> 00:20:39,737
♪ Yeah, it's your own time,
baby ♪
591
00:20:39,888 --> 00:20:41,981
♪ Shoulder the pain ♪
592
00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:45,392
♪ Tell me I'll be,
I'll be the same ♪
593
00:20:45,486 --> 00:20:47,136
♪ Come on ♪
594
00:20:47,229 --> 00:20:48,487
♪ Get on down. ♪
595
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:51,323
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596
00:20:51,476 --> 00:20:55,127
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