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(groans) I'm never
gonna be able to find
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an apartment I can afford.
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Well, I can't say
I'm rooting for you to leave.
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I mean, who else am I gonna make
meatless paella for
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on Meatless Paella Monday?
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The names of these places are
so misleading.
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Magnolia Terrace.
Blue Springs Vista.
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They should call them
Small, Hot Caves
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and No Natural Light,
Cockroach Dump Truck.
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You know, cockroaches are
really misunderstood.
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They're actually
evolutionary miracles.
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Okay, then you move there.
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Hello.
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This place could be called:
Mom-Barges-In Estates,
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fully furnished with stuff
she'll criticize.
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What is that awful smell?
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Dinner.
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Oh, yum.
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Oh, looks like someone's
been shopping.
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Well, Preston and I are going
on vacation,
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and I needed some new things.
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What do you think?
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Are you going to Miami
in the '80s?
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You're getting too comfortable
with me.
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And we're going to Bora Bora.
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Yeah, I bet it won't be
"Bora Boring." (chuckles)
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Maybe I could live
in this windowless basement.
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While I'm gone, I was hoping
you could stop by the house
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each evening
to pick up the mail
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and turn on some lights
so it looks like someone's home.
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And then go back in the morning
and turn them off again?
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Oh, could you?
You're such a dear.
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Sheila, you know you can
get the lights
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that turn off and on
by themselves.
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Yeah, I've got mine set to go on
every day at dusk.
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Sounds like witchcraft.
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You can also control them
with the sound of your voice.
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Alexa, turn on party lights.
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ALEXA:
Okay.
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(Sheila gasps)
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Oh, it gets better.
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Alexa, play dance music.
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ALEXA:
Here's Nectar radio
on Amazon Music.
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-♪ I took an arrow
to the heart... ♪
-Ooh!
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Meatless Paella Mondays
include a dance interlude.
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-Ooh, I like this.
-♪ Strawberries
and something more ♪
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May I have this dance?
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-Absolutely.
-♪ Ooh, yeah ♪
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♪ I want it all ♪
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-♪ Lipstick on my guitar ♪
-Again, too comfortable.
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♪ Ooh... ♪
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♪ Me, oh, my, oh, my, oh, me ♪
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♪ Nothin' wrong with you
but I'd rather be me. ♪
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I can't understand why someone
who lifts heavy packages
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for a living, would go
to the gym on his day off.
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Max invited me.
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Oh.
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So you two really are friends.
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And it's all because of me?
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I should pat myself on the back
for that.
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Ooh, I should do this more.
I really like it.
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I'm looking forward to it.
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Max belongs to
a really cool gym,
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and it's a chance to bro out.
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Bro out?
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You know, spend time
with other guys
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but while doing
something physical
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so you don't have to talk
to each other.
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I've been told I talk too much.
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Especially during...
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Well, it's early.
We don't need to go into detail.
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I suspect this is about more
than bro-ing out.
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You want to show off,
don't you?
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So much.
I really bulked up
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since everyone started ordering
those online mattresses.
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Really? I haven't noticed.
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(quietly):
I have totally noticed.
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Wow.
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-I'll call you later.
-All right.
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Have fun, uh, pumping or lifting
or whatever you're gonna do.
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-Hey, Randi.
-Hey, Oscar, looking good.
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Keep ordering those mattresses,
folks.
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So, how'd it go?
Did you like the apartment?
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There was a toilet
in the kitchen.
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-Ooh.
-But, Kat, there's something
I need to talk to you about.
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On my way back,
I was sitting at a red light
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and I saw
your mother's boyfriend
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walk out of a restaurant
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with another woman.
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What?
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Yeah, and they were really
into each other.
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Definitely vibing.
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How'd you even know
it was Preston?
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You've never met him.
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Well, he's all over
Sheila's Instagram.
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My mother has Instagram?
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And TikTok.
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Although,
somethings it's unclear
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if she understands
that her videos can be seen
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by everybody.
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Kat, I'm sure it was him.
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And I'm sure it was
completely innocent.
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I hang out with Max,
and I'm not cheating on Oscar.
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Oh, I hate to break it to you,
but people think you are.
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Costumers talk about it
all the time.
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Yeah, I stopped trying
to correct them
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and started joining in.
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You're making fun of me, but
you're only proving my point.
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Poor Sheila. How're you
gonna break it to her?
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I'm not.
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All we have is something
Randi thinks she saw.
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If I were gonna tell my mother,
I would need concrete evidence.
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Well, then, let's go get some.
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What do you mean, like, spy?
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Yes. We can get in my car
and follow him.
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Oh, I don't know if I feel
comfortable spying on Preston.
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I-I can't even watch
a cat licking itself.
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All right, then don't.
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Just put it
in the back of your mind,
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where it gnaws at you
day and night.
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Night and day.
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Fine. We'll spy.
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Oh! I love this!
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It's like watching an episode
of CSI: Louisville.
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(straining)
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-Yeah!
-(shouts)
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-(both laugh)
-Hey, man, crushed it.
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-Boom.
-Your turn.
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-All right. I got to match that.
-All right.
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Yeah.
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-What's up?
-Ah, saved by the Oscar.
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-I didn't know you belonged
to this gym.
-I don't. Max invited me.
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Oh, okay. Cool, cool.
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I figured
the more, the sweatier.
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Mind if I give this a try?
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You warmed up?
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I'm always warm.
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That's a weird flex, but okay.
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It took me weeks
to get this weight.
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If you want to, you-- Oh.
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(laughs):
Oh! Dude.
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Mattresses.
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That's another weird flex.
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I really, uh, like this gym.
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Yeah, they got a cardio room,
they got a pool.
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Right, right, but the, uh,
the weight room
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is kind of our domain.
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I notice they offer
yoga classes.
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You guys want to try that
next time?
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That'd be cool. I'm in.
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You're in?
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Great, we can drive over
together.
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Wait, wait, uh,
what about weight lifting?
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What about our domain?
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(laughs) We'll have
two domains, you know?
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Let's expand the kingdom.
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Have you ever done yoga before?
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(laughs):
Have I done yoga?
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No.
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I think you'll really like it.
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It's super athletic.
It takes, uh, strength,
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skill, flexibility.
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You've, um, already got
the whole package.
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Accurate.
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All right, let's get flexible.
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I stand by that.
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Okay, that's my mom's house
right over there.
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She's gonna be at bridge club
for the next four hours.
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Five if they make margaritas.
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Perfect time for
that dirty bastard to sneak out
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without her knowing.
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Okay, he's not
a dirty bastard yet.
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Your mom let this crusty old
dude move into her house
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and now he's got a side piece?
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That is my definition
of a dirty bastard.
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Again, I think we need to put
a pin in "dirty bastard"
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until we have proof.
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-All right, so we wait.
-Yes, and I have
waiting supplies.
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I've got chips and candy
and bubble gum
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for the bubble-blowing
competition--
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I'll explain later.
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Mad Libs. So fun.
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And I got a vegetarian
supreme pizza
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with extra mushrooms.
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I know you said
you love mushrooms.
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Actually, I said
I did mushrooms once.
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Got lost in the ball pit
at a kids' pizza place,
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but I appreciate the thought.
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Ooh, look,
Preston's getting in his car.
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Ooh, guess it's on
like Donkey Kong.
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Okay, no one says that anymore,
but I'll let you have this one.
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Uh, I need an adjective.
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Spacious.
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-Noun.
-Walk-in closet.
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Another noun?
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Underground parking.
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Boy, you really are stuck
on this apartment thing.
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I need a place of my own, Kat,
and I've looked everywhere.
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At this point, I'd be willing
to live in my car.
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You're currently sitting
in my guest bedroom.
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All right,
let's see where we are.
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Uh, "Even though the moon
first appears
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"as a spacious slice of light
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"and finally becomes
a full walk-in closet
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doesn't change
its underground parking."
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(laughs)
I mean, this game is brilliant.
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We've been following this guy
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for almost an hour.
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Basically we're just running
errands with him.
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Ah, are you saying
that maybe you were wrong?
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No, I'm saying if he's cheating,
then he's not doing it tonight.
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Okay, so let's call it.
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Or we pull over,
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eat the pizza
and play more Mad Libs.
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I won't tell you which one
I'm voting for.
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Ooh, wait, Preston's parking
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-in front of that
apartment building.
-Oh.
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Oh, he's getting out
with a bouquet of flowers.
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Wait, when did he get those?
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Maybe when he was
at the supermarket?
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We're not very good at this.
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We'd be better if you weren't
hitting me with Mad Libs
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while I'm trying to stalk.
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Ooh, look at Preston's swagger.
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Is he whistling?
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Ooh, I want to slap that whistle
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right off his cheating
cheetah lips.
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You know, maybe he's visiting
one of his kids.
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I think he has a son
who still lives in the area.
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Well, does his son have a thing
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for enormous bouquets
of red roses?
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He could be visiting
a-a sick friend.
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Or a sick aunt.
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Or maybe he's a member
of some underground
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flower-arranging club.
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Kat, I love your optimism,
but every once in a while,
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you need to see
the bad in people.
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I'm sorry, I just believe in
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giving people
the benefit of the doubt.
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It's a nicer way to live.
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Pretty sure it's why
I don't have wrinkles.
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Your skin is very good.
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Thank you.
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And so far, we don't have
evidence of anything
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other than Preston likes
to dip his fries
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in a milkshake while he drives.
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And I'm sure Sheila
would have something to say
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about fast food in the car.
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Oh, she certainly did
when I tried it in hers.
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Lost all my food privileges.
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I mean, I was 32 years old.
252
00:09:00,374 --> 00:09:03,458
I know how to eat in a car
without spilling.
253
00:09:06,362 --> 00:09:07,546
You know what?
254
00:09:07,697 --> 00:09:09,697
We're gonna have to take this
to the next level.
255
00:09:09,716 --> 00:09:12,033
I agree. What does that mean?
256
00:09:12,127 --> 00:09:14,944
Follow me. Bring the pizza.
257
00:09:14,946 --> 00:09:16,054
What about the Mad Libs?
258
00:09:16,205 --> 00:09:18,473
Let the damn Mad Libs go.
259
00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:22,376
Ah, class was awesome.
260
00:09:22,396 --> 00:09:24,545
I feel like I'm at least
an inch taller.
261
00:09:24,565 --> 00:09:27,399
Yeah, yoga's great for loosening
you up and stretching you out.
262
00:09:27,475 --> 00:09:29,401
I'll grab some beers.
Hey, you want some ice?
263
00:09:29,628 --> 00:09:31,236
You landed on your butt
pretty hard.
264
00:09:31,387 --> 00:09:33,888
-My butt is fine.
-Okay.
265
00:09:33,982 --> 00:09:35,965
Ah! Come on, man.
266
00:09:35,984 --> 00:09:37,892
Somebody didn't find their zen.
267
00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:40,061
You, uh, got a new bartender?
268
00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:41,154
(exhales)
My cousin Darren.
269
00:09:41,306 --> 00:09:43,156
Every couple years he rolls back
270
00:09:43,308 --> 00:09:44,749
into town broke
and needing a job.
271
00:09:44,976 --> 00:09:46,233
My grandma guilts me
into hiring him
272
00:09:46,253 --> 00:09:47,735
and then a week later
I got to fire him.
273
00:09:47,754 --> 00:09:49,921
Last time he started
a grease fire in the kitchen,
274
00:09:50,073 --> 00:09:51,089
tried to put it out with vodka.
275
00:09:51,240 --> 00:09:52,740
The good stuff.
276
00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:56,836
Oh. Seriously, I've never felt
more relaxed after a workout.
277
00:09:56,913 --> 00:09:58,245
And I've never been so tight.
278
00:09:58,265 --> 00:10:01,007
Yeah, people don't usually swear
during a yoga class.
279
00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:02,842
(grunting softly)
280
00:10:02,994 --> 00:10:05,437
Come here, you big toe bitch!
281
00:10:05,588 --> 00:10:08,923
You know why I couldn't relax?
It was too damn hot in there.
282
00:10:09,092 --> 00:10:10,850
The heat's supposed to increase
your heart rate,
283
00:10:11,019 --> 00:10:12,426
help your body release toxins.
284
00:10:12,520 --> 00:10:15,530
Oh, Carter definitely
released some toxins.
285
00:10:16,432 --> 00:10:17,699
(farts)
286
00:10:19,027 --> 00:10:20,343
That wasn't me.
287
00:10:20,436 --> 00:10:22,436
-It wasn't me!
-It's okay,
288
00:10:22,605 --> 00:10:24,347
it's all, uh,
part of the process.
289
00:10:24,366 --> 00:10:25,365
I'm ready to get
back to lifting.
290
00:10:25,517 --> 00:10:26,866
We on for Thursday morning?
291
00:10:27,018 --> 00:10:29,352
Actually, I think I'm going
to a yoga class with Oscar.
292
00:10:29,521 --> 00:10:30,962
-Again?
-You should come, too.
293
00:10:31,189 --> 00:10:33,114
-I promise it gets easier.
-Nah, nah.
294
00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:35,300
Uh-uh, I'm good. You two enjoy.
295
00:10:35,451 --> 00:10:38,428
Good luck stretching your way
through a street fight.
296
00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:40,697
Hey, Darren, I need some ice.
297
00:10:40,715 --> 00:10:43,808
Oh, you know what, dude?
I think I messed up.
298
00:10:43,960 --> 00:10:46,369
I pressed the button on the
machine and all the ice melted,
299
00:10:46,388 --> 00:10:47,628
-so...
-Darren, you fired.
300
00:10:47,722 --> 00:10:49,205
Yep. Grandma already on her way
301
00:10:49,224 --> 00:10:50,649
to pick me up, so...
302
00:10:52,894 --> 00:10:54,486
You know, I-I changed my mind.
303
00:10:54,713 --> 00:10:56,971
I don't think we should do this.
It's an invasion of privacy.
304
00:10:56,990 --> 00:11:00,033
Plus, I don't even know what
I would say if Preston sees me.
305
00:11:00,143 --> 00:11:01,401
-I get it.
We can totally go home.
306
00:11:01,553 --> 00:11:03,236
-(exhales)
-Can I have that?
307
00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:07,123
Well, weird time for a snack,
and that's coming from me.
308
00:11:07,909 --> 00:11:09,459
-Randi, no!
-Too late.
309
00:11:16,568 --> 00:11:17,417
Hi. Pizza delivery.
310
00:11:17,511 --> 00:11:19,085
Sorry I'm late,
there was traffic.
311
00:11:19,237 --> 00:11:21,495
Preston, baby,
did you order food?
312
00:11:21,515 --> 00:11:24,741
Getting harder to believe
it's an aunt.
313
00:11:24,759 --> 00:11:26,685
You know what? I think
I have the wrong apartment.
314
00:11:26,836 --> 00:11:28,594
Ooh, but before I go,
I love your hardwood floors.
315
00:11:28,747 --> 00:11:30,413
Do all the units have them?
What about laundry?
316
00:11:30,432 --> 00:11:32,673
Do you have a pool
in this building?
317
00:11:32,884 --> 00:11:35,985
This is not how you treat
a potential neighbor.
318
00:11:39,257 --> 00:11:40,681
I hate being right.
319
00:11:40,701 --> 00:11:41,774
No you don't.
320
00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:43,993
In this case, I do.
321
00:11:45,280 --> 00:11:46,579
♪ ♪
322
00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:51,710
See, the trick is...
to hinge at the hips,
323
00:11:51,861 --> 00:11:53,194
keep your feet planted
324
00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:55,380
and lift with your legs.
325
00:11:55,607 --> 00:11:57,048
Hinge, plant, lift.
326
00:11:57,200 --> 00:11:59,033
Sounds like a hardware store.
327
00:11:59,127 --> 00:12:01,444
I'll coach you through it.
You ready?
328
00:12:01,463 --> 00:12:03,129
Don't you normally
do this kind of thing
329
00:12:03,281 --> 00:12:04,781
with Max?
Where's he?
330
00:12:04,799 --> 00:12:06,632
Well, uh, Max
has decided to walk
331
00:12:06,785 --> 00:12:09,752
a different fitness path,
in the form of yoga, with Oscar.
332
00:12:09,754 --> 00:12:13,380
B-But I don't care, 'cause I got
my great friend Phil to spot.
333
00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:16,568
I am flattered, but don't you
have other brawnier friends
334
00:12:16,795 --> 00:12:20,572
who enjoy lifting things up
over their heads?
335
00:12:20,799 --> 00:12:23,316
Honestly, I lost most
of my friends in the divorce.
336
00:12:23,468 --> 00:12:25,076
As horrible as my ex-wife
was to me,
337
00:12:25,228 --> 00:12:27,728
she is a party
in cheetah-print stilettos.
338
00:12:27,822 --> 00:12:32,308
Honey, I... lifting weights
just isn't my thing.
339
00:12:32,401 --> 00:12:33,734
Then why'd you say you'd come?
340
00:12:33,812 --> 00:12:36,145
Well, I didn't think
we would actually work out.
341
00:12:36,164 --> 00:12:38,147
I thought we would
just take a lap,
342
00:12:38,166 --> 00:12:41,408
see who we know and grab a bite.
343
00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:43,836
Look, I think
you should try this once.
344
00:12:43,989 --> 00:12:46,005
-(moans)
-Okay?
345
00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:47,156
Okay, on the count of three.
346
00:12:47,325 --> 00:12:50,560
-One, two...
-Three.
347
00:12:52,588 --> 00:12:54,013
-Oh!
-(grunts)
348
00:12:54,165 --> 00:12:55,681
-Yeah!
-Oh!
349
00:12:55,834 --> 00:12:57,091
(laughs):
Oh!
350
00:12:57,185 --> 00:12:59,444
-Way to go, Phil.
-(laughs)
351
00:12:59,595 --> 00:13:01,671
Oh, I feel so good.
352
00:13:01,764 --> 00:13:03,281
-Yeah, you do. Oh!
-(shouts)
353
00:13:05,101 --> 00:13:07,327
Breakfast is on me.
354
00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:12,940
So, it was definitely Preston?
355
00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:14,459
Yep, no doubt about it.
356
00:13:14,610 --> 00:13:16,686
And he has the audacity to be
cheating in one of the nicest
357
00:13:16,704 --> 00:13:20,281
one-bedroom-plus-office
apartments I have ever seen.
358
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:23,026
What?
It's like he's taunting me.
359
00:13:23,194 --> 00:13:24,618
What are you gonna do?
360
00:13:24,712 --> 00:13:27,030
I don't know. I was tossing
and turning all night.
361
00:13:27,123 --> 00:13:28,622
Well, you have to tell Sheila.
362
00:13:28,642 --> 00:13:29,623
Do I?
363
00:13:29,701 --> 00:13:30,883
I wish somebody had told me
364
00:13:31,052 --> 00:13:33,202
that Marty was stepping out.
365
00:13:33,221 --> 00:13:34,871
Other than Marty.
366
00:13:34,889 --> 00:13:37,707
And what if Oscar was cheating?
You would want to know, right?
367
00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:38,983
I guess so.
368
00:13:39,210 --> 00:13:40,652
Ouch, just thinking
about that hurts.
369
00:13:40,879 --> 00:13:42,211
And remember what happened
with Daniel?
370
00:13:42,230 --> 00:13:43,804
You had found out
he'd been married,
371
00:13:43,824 --> 00:13:45,156
and you didn't tell me
right away.
372
00:13:45,308 --> 00:13:46,899
I didn't want to upset you.
373
00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:48,568
But you did upset me, even more
374
00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:50,644
than if you had just
told me straight out.
375
00:13:50,664 --> 00:13:52,221
And he wasn't even cheating.
376
00:13:52,315 --> 00:13:54,815
Imagine how hurt and mad
Sheila would be if she finds out
377
00:13:54,835 --> 00:13:56,501
that you knew
and didn't tell her.
378
00:13:56,728 --> 00:14:00,547
And now that I know, I don't
know how long I can keep it in.
379
00:14:01,566 --> 00:14:02,656
Hello, all.
380
00:14:02,750 --> 00:14:04,551
Hello, Mother.
381
00:14:10,166 --> 00:14:12,350
What is so important
that you had to rush me up here?
382
00:14:12,501 --> 00:14:14,577
Oh, we didn't rush. You got
a coffee, you didn't like it,
383
00:14:14,596 --> 00:14:17,188
I made you a new coffee,
you said hi to three cats.
384
00:14:17,265 --> 00:14:18,672
It encourages them.
385
00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:21,860
The cats with higher self-esteem
get adopted faster.
386
00:14:22,087 --> 00:14:24,253
Come, come sit with me.
387
00:14:24,272 --> 00:14:26,180
Y-You seem stressed.
388
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:28,349
Oh, you got your first wrinkle.
389
00:14:28,443 --> 00:14:30,443
I'll make an appointment
with my guy.
390
00:14:31,262 --> 00:14:33,204
-No, please don't do that.
-(sighs)
391
00:14:33,431 --> 00:14:35,948
Well, at least take this cream.
392
00:14:36,101 --> 00:14:38,376
It's experimental,
but it stings,
393
00:14:38,603 --> 00:14:41,254
so you know
it's doing something.
394
00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:44,340
Mother...
395
00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:48,469
...Preston is cheating on you.
396
00:14:52,300 --> 00:14:53,616
I know.
397
00:14:53,635 --> 00:14:55,284
You do?
398
00:14:55,286 --> 00:14:58,121
The woman's name is Susan,
399
00:14:58,139 --> 00:15:01,357
He's been seeing her
for a few months now.
400
00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:03,459
But h...
401
00:15:03,478 --> 00:15:04,736
Wh...
402
00:15:04,887 --> 00:15:09,148
Wait, are the two of you,
like, keeping things open?
403
00:15:09,984 --> 00:15:11,409
I mean, if so,
that's great, you know?
404
00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:13,227
I just need to try to figure out
how to forget all this
405
00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:16,063
and wash my brain with soap.
(gags)
406
00:15:16,157 --> 00:15:19,566
No, no.
Preston is cheating on me.
407
00:15:19,661 --> 00:15:21,310
He doesn't know I know.
408
00:15:21,329 --> 00:15:22,995
Well, how did you find out?
409
00:15:23,164 --> 00:15:25,632
He's stupid.
410
00:15:26,501 --> 00:15:27,574
Well, I know that.
411
00:15:27,669 --> 00:15:31,170
The first clue was
he bought a new toupee.
412
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:33,414
Then he stopped wearing socks
with his loafers.
413
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,324
Things added up pretty quickly
after that.
414
00:15:35,343 --> 00:15:38,394
W-Why are you still with him?
415
00:15:39,164 --> 00:15:41,164
Nobody's perfect.
416
00:15:41,182 --> 00:15:43,166
I don't like to be alone.
417
00:15:43,184 --> 00:15:44,943
And when he's with me,
418
00:15:45,094 --> 00:15:47,170
we have a nice time.
419
00:15:47,188 --> 00:15:50,173
It's not ideal, but...
420
00:15:50,266 --> 00:15:51,265
it's good enough.
421
00:15:51,359 --> 00:15:52,766
But you could meet other people.
422
00:15:52,786 --> 00:15:55,787
Uh, join a few dating apps.
Like, see who's out there.
423
00:15:55,938 --> 00:15:58,605
Sweetie, I've watched you
try to date over the years,
424
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:02,535
and, no offense,
but what a nightmare.
425
00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:05,188
So-so you're just done?
426
00:16:05,206 --> 00:16:06,522
This is it for you?
427
00:16:06,524 --> 00:16:09,041
I already met
the love of my life.
428
00:16:09,194 --> 00:16:11,544
And had 42 wonderful years
with him.
429
00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:14,880
Everything after your father
is just a bonus.
430
00:16:15,033 --> 00:16:16,365
Besides, it's nice
431
00:16:16,459 --> 00:16:18,534
to have someone around
who can put up shelves
432
00:16:18,553 --> 00:16:20,386
and clean the gutters.
433
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,814
Well, what you just described
is a handyman,
434
00:16:22,965 --> 00:16:24,315
and we can get you one of those.
435
00:16:24,467 --> 00:16:26,300
Well, what if
I fall down the stairs?
436
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:28,486
There's a button for that.
I'll sign you up.
437
00:16:28,637 --> 00:16:31,047
What about our vacation--
who's gonna carry my suitcases?
438
00:16:31,140 --> 00:16:33,140
A bellman or two or three?
439
00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:35,326
Just pack less.
440
00:16:36,404 --> 00:16:38,145
I'm fine with the way
things are.
441
00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:39,905
You deserve more than fine.
442
00:16:40,058 --> 00:16:41,499
I mean, what is it
you always told me?
443
00:16:41,576 --> 00:16:44,727
Never settle for crumbs when
you're worth a whole cookie.
444
00:16:44,746 --> 00:16:46,838
I can see now why
you don't like me interfering
445
00:16:47,065 --> 00:16:48,006
in your love life.
446
00:16:48,233 --> 00:16:49,749
It's annoying.
447
00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:52,260
Please, stay out of it.
448
00:16:54,922 --> 00:16:55,847
I'll leave the cream.
449
00:16:56,074 --> 00:16:57,515
Uh, don't wear it
while you sleep.
450
00:16:57,666 --> 00:17:00,435
It'll burn a hole
in your pillowcase.
451
00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:03,913
We're getting a little low
on rum.
452
00:17:03,931 --> 00:17:05,097
Well, order some.
453
00:17:05,250 --> 00:17:06,916
You're the one
always pushing mai tais.
454
00:17:06,934 --> 00:17:08,100
Okay.
455
00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:10,528
-Are you all right?
-Oh, I'm fine.
456
00:17:10,679 --> 00:17:13,531
Come on, Carter.
Something's bothering you.
457
00:17:13,758 --> 00:17:16,092
Well, maybe it's that I had to
work out with Phil this morning,
458
00:17:16,185 --> 00:17:17,443
and my whole day's
been off ever since.
459
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:20,204
Well, you and I
can work out on Friday.
460
00:17:20,356 --> 00:17:21,873
Well, we used to work out
on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
461
00:17:22,100 --> 00:17:25,618
That was my week. Friday is like
a whole other way of living.
462
00:17:25,694 --> 00:17:28,437
Well, I mean, you could
come with Oscar and me to yoga.
463
00:17:28,439 --> 00:17:30,381
Come on, man.
You saw me at yoga.
464
00:17:30,533 --> 00:17:33,384
I looked like some sort
of wounded grasshopper.
465
00:17:33,536 --> 00:17:35,720
And where the hell
did Oscar come from?
466
00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:37,638
Working out was our thing.
467
00:17:39,284 --> 00:17:40,391
So you miss me.
468
00:17:40,618 --> 00:17:42,952
How could I miss you?
We spend all day together.
469
00:17:43,045 --> 00:17:45,104
(laughs)
470
00:17:45,214 --> 00:17:48,124
Carter, I'm not
dumping you for Oscar.
471
00:17:48,126 --> 00:17:49,809
You're not?
472
00:17:49,961 --> 00:17:51,069
Of course not.
473
00:17:51,220 --> 00:17:53,145
You are the best guy friend
I ever had,
474
00:17:53,298 --> 00:17:54,814
and that's not gonna change.
475
00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:58,984
Wow, that yoga really helped me
get in touch with my emotions.
476
00:17:59,137 --> 00:18:01,137
Ooh. What about you, flexy?
477
00:18:01,155 --> 00:18:02,805
Don't treat me
like a ten-year-old.
478
00:18:02,898 --> 00:18:05,083
Well, you are a ten-year-old.
Ten-year-olds flinch.
479
00:18:05,234 --> 00:18:06,584
-Uh...
-Look at you flinch.
480
00:18:06,735 --> 00:18:08,327
Hey, don't hit me unless
you want it to go down.
481
00:18:08,479 --> 00:18:10,329
I've been lifting weights.
You've been standing on one leg
482
00:18:10,481 --> 00:18:12,757
with both arms in the air.
483
00:18:12,908 --> 00:18:14,425
All right, how about this:
484
00:18:14,460 --> 00:18:17,428
one week we'll lift weights,
one week we'll do yoga.
485
00:18:18,247 --> 00:18:19,430
Is Oscar gonna be there?
486
00:18:19,657 --> 00:18:21,173
Yes.
487
00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:23,101
Oscar's a great guy, and
488
00:18:23,328 --> 00:18:25,586
I hate to break it
to you, but...
489
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,163
he's stronger than you are.
490
00:18:27,181 --> 00:18:29,107
-No, he's not.
-Only one way to find out.
491
00:18:29,334 --> 00:18:32,926
Okay, I will see both of you
at the gym tomorrow.
492
00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:34,278
Tomorrow's yoga.
493
00:18:34,388 --> 00:18:35,446
Damn.
494
00:18:35,673 --> 00:18:36,839
-Oh...
-Flinched again.
495
00:18:36,858 --> 00:18:38,032
-I swear to God, you...
-(exclaims)
496
00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:41,101
Wait, how about this one?
497
00:18:41,195 --> 00:18:43,179
Co-op building,
one bedroom, one bath,
498
00:18:43,197 --> 00:18:44,771
walkable neighborhood.
499
00:18:44,866 --> 00:18:45,848
Ooh, let me see.
500
00:18:45,867 --> 00:18:47,516
Oh, nope. I've been to that one.
501
00:18:47,535 --> 00:18:50,277
The co-op building is just
some creepy guy's house.
502
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:51,778
Gross.
503
00:18:51,873 --> 00:18:54,448
He did say he would do
my laundry for me, though.
504
00:18:54,542 --> 00:18:57,510
-So I'm keeping it
on my "maybe" list.
-(knocking on door)
505
00:18:58,621 --> 00:18:59,679
Hi.
506
00:19:00,715 --> 00:19:01,788
May I come in?
507
00:19:01,883 --> 00:19:03,307
Absolutely.
508
00:19:03,534 --> 00:19:05,309
Hey, Sheila.
509
00:19:09,223 --> 00:19:12,024
I ended things with Preston.
510
00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:14,819
Oh, I'm so sorry.
511
00:19:15,046 --> 00:19:16,320
Me too.
512
00:19:16,547 --> 00:19:18,472
I was hoping I-I could
stay here for a few days.
513
00:19:18,566 --> 00:19:21,701
I'd rather not be there
while he packs his things.
514
00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:24,069
Of course. Anything you need.
515
00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:25,830
I'd love a cup of tea.
516
00:19:26,057 --> 00:19:29,408
No sugar, splash of lemon.
517
00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:30,576
Uh-huh. Coming right up.
518
00:19:30,728 --> 00:19:34,321
And then, I was thinking,
while I'm here,
519
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:36,841
we could start
going through your closet.
520
00:19:36,992 --> 00:19:38,342
I have a lot of thoughts.
521
00:19:38,569 --> 00:19:41,679
Ooh, I do, too.
This is gonna be fun.
522
00:19:46,761 --> 00:19:49,261
-Did you find the towels?
-I did.
523
00:19:49,414 --> 00:19:52,732
And I regret
not bringing my own.
524
00:20:00,107 --> 00:20:03,242
-Good night, Mom.
-Good night.
525
00:20:07,265 --> 00:20:09,582
-Katharine?
-Yeah?
526
00:20:12,528 --> 00:20:14,337
I love you.
527
00:20:16,774 --> 00:20:18,549
I love you, too.
528
00:20:18,659 --> 00:20:20,635
♪ ♪
529
00:20:30,972 --> 00:20:32,304
Is it hot in here?
530
00:20:32,457 --> 00:20:34,214
Thank you.
531
00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:37,351
Okay, let's move
into standing tree pose.
532
00:20:37,462 --> 00:20:40,071
I always wanted to be a tree.
533
00:20:40,298 --> 00:20:42,240
-You're my beautiful tree.
-(chuckles)
534
00:20:42,467 --> 00:20:44,242
Whoa. How do you-how...
Oh, sorry, sorry.
535
00:20:44,393 --> 00:20:46,494
-Whoa! Whoa!
-Sorry! I'm sorry.
536
00:20:49,323 --> 00:20:51,307
Hey, good news.
You're not the worst anymore.
537
00:20:51,325 --> 00:20:54,977
Worst? Pretty soon
I'll be teaching this class.
538
00:20:54,996 --> 00:20:57,738
Can we just go get lunch?
539
00:20:57,799 --> 00:21:00,341
♪ ♪
540
00:21:06,173 --> 00:21:09,916
♪ In the forest of your mind ♪
541
00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:13,437
♪ Leave the darkness
of the shadows ♪
542
00:21:15,090 --> 00:21:17,424
♪ Can you find ♪
543
00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:20,778
♪ There's a lot,
you got to focus ♪
544
00:21:20,929 --> 00:21:24,198
♪ And you will. ♪
545
00:21:28,362 --> 00:21:31,013
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