1 00:00:02,394 --> 00:00:03,894 (groans) I'm never gonna be able to find 2 00:00:03,987 --> 00:00:05,395 an apartment I can afford. 3 00:00:05,414 --> 00:00:06,672 Well, I can't say I'm rooting for you to leave. 4 00:00:06,823 --> 00:00:09,174 I mean, who else am I gonna make meatless paella for 5 00:00:09,326 --> 00:00:10,567 on Meatless Paella Monday? 6 00:00:10,660 --> 00:00:13,495 The names of these places are so misleading. 7 00:00:13,514 --> 00:00:16,390 Magnolia Terrace. Blue Springs Vista. 8 00:00:16,500 --> 00:00:18,408 They should call them Small, Hot Caves 9 00:00:18,502 --> 00:00:20,686 and No Natural Light, Cockroach Dump Truck. 10 00:00:20,913 --> 00:00:23,764 You know, cockroaches are really misunderstood. 11 00:00:23,916 --> 00:00:25,916 They're actually evolutionary miracles. 12 00:00:26,009 --> 00:00:27,693 Okay, then you move there. 13 00:00:29,088 --> 00:00:30,512 Hello. 14 00:00:30,531 --> 00:00:33,681 This place could be called: Mom-Barges-In Estates, 15 00:00:33,776 --> 00:00:36,260 fully furnished with stuff she'll criticize. 16 00:00:36,278 --> 00:00:38,370 What is that awful smell? 17 00:00:38,597 --> 00:00:39,854 Dinner. 18 00:00:39,932 --> 00:00:41,948 Oh, yum. 19 00:00:42,101 --> 00:00:43,858 Oh, looks like someone's been shopping. 20 00:00:43,952 --> 00:00:45,878 Well, Preston and I are going on vacation, 21 00:00:46,029 --> 00:00:48,196 and I needed some new things. 22 00:00:48,215 --> 00:00:50,049 What do you think? 23 00:00:50,276 --> 00:00:52,534 Are you going to Miami in the '80s? 24 00:00:53,295 --> 00:00:55,703 You're getting too comfortable with me. 25 00:00:55,798 --> 00:00:58,131 And we're going to Bora Bora. 26 00:00:58,225 --> 00:01:01,543 Yeah, I bet it won't be "Bora Boring." (chuckles) 27 00:01:01,711 --> 00:01:04,712 Maybe I could live in this windowless basement. 28 00:01:05,900 --> 00:01:08,475 While I'm gone, I was hoping you could stop by the house 29 00:01:08,627 --> 00:01:10,218 each evening to pick up the mail 30 00:01:10,312 --> 00:01:12,404 and turn on some lights so it looks like someone's home. 31 00:01:12,556 --> 00:01:15,132 And then go back in the morning and turn them off again? 32 00:01:15,225 --> 00:01:17,058 Oh, could you? You're such a dear. 33 00:01:17,894 --> 00:01:19,227 Sheila, you know you can get the lights 34 00:01:19,396 --> 00:01:20,987 that turn off and on by themselves. 35 00:01:21,140 --> 00:01:23,490 Yeah, I've got mine set to go on every day at dusk. 36 00:01:23,642 --> 00:01:24,825 Sounds like witchcraft. 37 00:01:25,144 --> 00:01:28,979 You can also control them with the sound of your voice. 38 00:01:29,148 --> 00:01:30,831 Alexa, turn on party lights. 39 00:01:30,925 --> 00:01:32,674 ALEXA: Okay. 40 00:01:33,819 --> 00:01:34,760 (Sheila gasps) 41 00:01:34,911 --> 00:01:36,503 Oh, it gets better. 42 00:01:36,655 --> 00:01:38,488 Alexa, play dance music. 43 00:01:39,491 --> 00:01:41,675 ALEXA: Here's Nectar radio on Amazon Music. 44 00:01:41,827 --> 00:01:45,420 -♪ I took an arrow to the heart... ♪ -Ooh! 45 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:48,923 Meatless Paella Mondays include a dance interlude. 46 00:01:49,017 --> 00:01:51,184 -Ooh, I like this. -♪ Strawberries and something more ♪ 47 00:01:51,337 --> 00:01:52,760 May I have this dance? 48 00:01:52,855 --> 00:01:54,187 -Absolutely. -♪ Ooh, yeah ♪ 49 00:01:54,340 --> 00:01:56,506 ♪ I want it all ♪ 50 00:01:57,192 --> 00:01:59,934 -♪ Lipstick on my guitar ♪ -Again, too comfortable. 51 00:01:59,954 --> 00:02:01,845 ♪ Ooh... ♪ 52 00:02:01,847 --> 00:02:03,622 ♪ Me, oh, my, oh, my, oh, me ♪ 53 00:02:03,699 --> 00:02:05,290 ♪ Nothin' wrong with you but I'd rather be me. ♪ 54 00:02:05,442 --> 00:02:08,127 I can't understand why someone who lifts heavy packages 55 00:02:08,354 --> 00:02:11,037 for a living, would go to the gym on his day off. 56 00:02:11,132 --> 00:02:12,614 Max invited me. 57 00:02:12,691 --> 00:02:14,115 Oh. 58 00:02:14,135 --> 00:02:16,284 So you two really are friends. 59 00:02:16,303 --> 00:02:17,469 And it's all because of me? 60 00:02:17,696 --> 00:02:19,787 I should pat myself on the back for that. 61 00:02:19,882 --> 00:02:22,975 Ooh, I should do this more. I really like it. 62 00:02:23,793 --> 00:02:24,868 I'm looking forward to it. 63 00:02:24,887 --> 00:02:26,127 Max belongs to a really cool gym, 64 00:02:26,147 --> 00:02:27,795 and it's a chance to bro out. 65 00:02:27,815 --> 00:02:28,872 Bro out? 66 00:02:28,965 --> 00:02:30,298 You know, spend time with other guys 67 00:02:30,317 --> 00:02:31,483 but while doing something physical 68 00:02:31,710 --> 00:02:33,043 so you don't have to talk to each other. 69 00:02:33,061 --> 00:02:35,061 I've been told I talk too much. 70 00:02:35,214 --> 00:02:36,804 Especially during... 71 00:02:36,824 --> 00:02:40,308 Well, it's early. We don't need to go into detail. 72 00:02:40,402 --> 00:02:43,162 I suspect this is about more than bro-ing out. 73 00:02:43,313 --> 00:02:44,663 You want to show off, don't you? 74 00:02:44,740 --> 00:02:46,390 So much. I really bulked up 75 00:02:46,408 --> 00:02:49,168 since everyone started ordering those online mattresses. 76 00:02:49,319 --> 00:02:51,244 Really? I haven't noticed. 77 00:02:51,397 --> 00:02:53,655 (quietly): I have totally noticed. 78 00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:55,248 Wow. 79 00:02:55,401 --> 00:02:56,917 -I'll call you later. -All right. 80 00:02:57,069 --> 00:03:00,495 Have fun, uh, pumping or lifting or whatever you're gonna do. 81 00:03:01,182 --> 00:03:03,407 -Hey, Randi. -Hey, Oscar, looking good. 82 00:03:03,425 --> 00:03:06,243 Keep ordering those mattresses, folks. 83 00:03:06,336 --> 00:03:08,929 So, how'd it go? Did you like the apartment? 84 00:03:09,023 --> 00:03:10,747 There was a toilet in the kitchen. 85 00:03:10,766 --> 00:03:14,267 -Ooh. -But, Kat, there's something I need to talk to you about. 86 00:03:14,361 --> 00:03:16,177 On my way back, I was sitting at a red light 87 00:03:16,197 --> 00:03:17,512 and I saw your mother's boyfriend 88 00:03:17,531 --> 00:03:18,772 walk out of a restaurant 89 00:03:18,924 --> 00:03:19,923 with another woman. 90 00:03:19,942 --> 00:03:21,425 What? 91 00:03:21,443 --> 00:03:23,035 Yeah, and they were really into each other. 92 00:03:23,262 --> 00:03:24,352 Definitely vibing. 93 00:03:24,371 --> 00:03:25,537 How'd you even know it was Preston? 94 00:03:25,764 --> 00:03:26,930 You've never met him. 95 00:03:26,949 --> 00:03:28,782 Well, he's all over Sheila's Instagram. 96 00:03:28,934 --> 00:03:30,767 My mother has Instagram? 97 00:03:30,860 --> 00:03:31,785 And TikTok. 98 00:03:31,937 --> 00:03:33,378 Although, somethings it's unclear 99 00:03:33,530 --> 00:03:36,715 if she understands that her videos can be seen 100 00:03:36,866 --> 00:03:38,133 by everybody. 101 00:03:39,220 --> 00:03:40,444 Kat, I'm sure it was him. 102 00:03:40,462 --> 00:03:42,462 And I'm sure it was completely innocent. 103 00:03:42,614 --> 00:03:44,706 I hang out with Max, and I'm not cheating on Oscar. 104 00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:47,726 Oh, I hate to break it to you, but people think you are. 105 00:03:47,877 --> 00:03:49,210 Costumers talk about it all the time. 106 00:03:49,230 --> 00:03:51,396 Yeah, I stopped trying to correct them 107 00:03:51,623 --> 00:03:52,806 and started joining in. 108 00:03:53,567 --> 00:03:56,460 You're making fun of me, but you're only proving my point. 109 00:03:56,553 --> 00:03:59,220 Poor Sheila. How're you gonna break it to her? 110 00:03:59,314 --> 00:04:00,480 I'm not. 111 00:04:00,632 --> 00:04:03,133 All we have is something Randi thinks she saw. 112 00:04:03,302 --> 00:04:06,245 If I were gonna tell my mother, I would need concrete evidence. 113 00:04:06,396 --> 00:04:07,412 Well, then, let's go get some. 114 00:04:07,564 --> 00:04:08,580 What do you mean, like, spy? 115 00:04:08,732 --> 00:04:10,898 Yes. We can get in my car and follow him. 116 00:04:10,918 --> 00:04:13,493 Oh, I don't know if I feel comfortable spying on Preston. 117 00:04:13,587 --> 00:04:16,588 I-I can't even watch a cat licking itself. 118 00:04:17,258 --> 00:04:18,573 All right, then don't. 119 00:04:18,667 --> 00:04:20,241 Just put it in the back of your mind, 120 00:04:20,319 --> 00:04:22,761 where it gnaws at you day and night. 121 00:04:22,912 --> 00:04:24,680 Night and day. 122 00:04:25,933 --> 00:04:27,081 Fine. We'll spy. 123 00:04:27,101 --> 00:04:29,434 Oh! I love this! 124 00:04:29,661 --> 00:04:33,438 It's like watching an episode of CSI: Louisville. 125 00:04:36,168 --> 00:04:38,593 (straining) 126 00:04:38,687 --> 00:04:40,279 -Yeah! -(shouts) 127 00:04:40,430 --> 00:04:42,447 -(both laugh) -Hey, man, crushed it. 128 00:04:42,599 --> 00:04:43,765 -Boom. -Your turn. 129 00:04:43,784 --> 00:04:45,191 -All right. I got to match that. -All right. 130 00:04:45,286 --> 00:04:46,343 Yeah. 131 00:04:46,361 --> 00:04:48,954 -What's up? -Ah, saved by the Oscar. 132 00:04:49,105 --> 00:04:52,457 -I didn't know you belonged to this gym. -I don't. Max invited me. 133 00:04:52,609 --> 00:04:53,775 Oh, okay. Cool, cool. 134 00:04:53,794 --> 00:04:55,685 I figured the more, the sweatier. 135 00:04:55,704 --> 00:04:57,704 Mind if I give this a try? 136 00:04:57,798 --> 00:04:58,705 You warmed up? 137 00:04:58,799 --> 00:05:00,023 I'm always warm. 138 00:05:00,042 --> 00:05:01,633 That's a weird flex, but okay. 139 00:05:01,802 --> 00:05:03,168 It took me weeks to get this weight. 140 00:05:03,320 --> 00:05:04,803 If you want to, you-- Oh. 141 00:05:04,954 --> 00:05:07,864 (laughs): Oh! Dude. 142 00:05:07,883 --> 00:05:09,290 Mattresses. 143 00:05:09,310 --> 00:05:11,643 That's another weird flex. 144 00:05:11,870 --> 00:05:13,203 I really, uh, like this gym. 145 00:05:13,221 --> 00:05:14,962 Yeah, they got a cardio room, they got a pool. 146 00:05:14,982 --> 00:05:16,815 Right, right, but the, uh, the weight room 147 00:05:16,966 --> 00:05:19,151 is kind of our domain. 148 00:05:19,378 --> 00:05:21,227 I notice they offer yoga classes. 149 00:05:21,380 --> 00:05:22,879 You guys want to try that next time? 150 00:05:22,898 --> 00:05:24,323 That'd be cool. I'm in. 151 00:05:24,474 --> 00:05:25,382 You're in? 152 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:26,641 Great, we can drive over together. 153 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:28,160 Wait, wait, uh, what about weight lifting? 154 00:05:28,311 --> 00:05:30,220 What about our domain? 155 00:05:30,238 --> 00:05:32,906 (laughs) We'll have two domains, you know? 156 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,224 Let's expand the kingdom. 157 00:05:34,242 --> 00:05:35,334 Have you ever done yoga before? 158 00:05:35,561 --> 00:05:37,727 (laughs): Have I done yoga? 159 00:05:37,821 --> 00:05:39,245 No. 160 00:05:39,398 --> 00:05:41,006 I think you'll really like it. 161 00:05:41,233 --> 00:05:42,674 It's super athletic. It takes, uh, strength, 162 00:05:42,901 --> 00:05:43,917 skill, flexibility. 163 00:05:44,069 --> 00:05:46,011 You've, um, already got the whole package. 164 00:05:46,162 --> 00:05:48,213 Accurate. 165 00:05:48,365 --> 00:05:51,391 All right, let's get flexible. 166 00:05:52,427 --> 00:05:53,727 I stand by that. 167 00:05:55,581 --> 00:05:57,747 Okay, that's my mom's house right over there. 168 00:05:57,766 --> 00:06:00,174 She's gonna be at bridge club for the next four hours. 169 00:06:00,268 --> 00:06:02,268 Five if they make margaritas. 170 00:06:02,363 --> 00:06:05,105 Perfect time for that dirty bastard to sneak out 171 00:06:05,199 --> 00:06:06,423 without her knowing. 172 00:06:06,441 --> 00:06:07,699 Okay, he's not a dirty bastard yet. 173 00:06:07,851 --> 00:06:11,111 Your mom let this crusty old dude move into her house 174 00:06:11,263 --> 00:06:12,445 and now he's got a side piece? 175 00:06:12,598 --> 00:06:15,615 That is my definition of a dirty bastard. 176 00:06:15,784 --> 00:06:18,043 Again, I think we need to put a pin in "dirty bastard" 177 00:06:18,194 --> 00:06:19,786 until we have proof. 178 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:23,456 -All right, so we wait. -Yes, and I have waiting supplies. 179 00:06:23,625 --> 00:06:27,201 I've got chips and candy and bubble gum 180 00:06:27,295 --> 00:06:28,795 for the bubble-blowing competition-- 181 00:06:28,947 --> 00:06:30,097 I'll explain later. 182 00:06:31,040 --> 00:06:32,874 Mad Libs. So fun. 183 00:06:32,893 --> 00:06:35,543 And I got a vegetarian supreme pizza 184 00:06:35,562 --> 00:06:36,803 with extra mushrooms. 185 00:06:36,955 --> 00:06:38,546 I know you said you love mushrooms. 186 00:06:38,565 --> 00:06:41,458 Actually, I said I did mushrooms once. 187 00:06:41,551 --> 00:06:43,718 Got lost in the ball pit at a kids' pizza place, 188 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:45,570 but I appreciate the thought. 189 00:06:46,632 --> 00:06:47,480 Ooh, look, Preston's getting in his car. 190 00:06:47,574 --> 00:06:49,983 Ooh, guess it's on like Donkey Kong. 191 00:06:50,135 --> 00:06:52,661 Okay, no one says that anymore, but I'll let you have this one. 192 00:06:54,656 --> 00:06:56,397 Uh, I need an adjective. 193 00:06:56,417 --> 00:06:57,999 Spacious. 194 00:06:58,919 --> 00:07:01,378 -Noun. -Walk-in closet. 195 00:07:02,164 --> 00:07:03,422 Another noun? 196 00:07:03,573 --> 00:07:05,424 Underground parking. 197 00:07:05,592 --> 00:07:08,652 Boy, you really are stuck on this apartment thing. 198 00:07:08,670 --> 00:07:11,263 I need a place of my own, Kat, and I've looked everywhere. 199 00:07:11,490 --> 00:07:13,581 At this point, I'd be willing to live in my car. 200 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:15,842 You're currently sitting in my guest bedroom. 201 00:07:15,994 --> 00:07:17,510 All right, let's see where we are. 202 00:07:17,604 --> 00:07:20,922 Uh, "Even though the moon first appears 203 00:07:20,941 --> 00:07:23,090 "as a spacious slice of light 204 00:07:23,185 --> 00:07:25,444 "and finally becomes a full walk-in closet 205 00:07:25,595 --> 00:07:28,354 doesn't change its underground parking." 206 00:07:28,507 --> 00:07:31,399 (laughs) I mean, this game is brilliant. 207 00:07:32,194 --> 00:07:33,193 We've been following this guy 208 00:07:33,345 --> 00:07:34,511 for almost an hour. 209 00:07:34,604 --> 00:07:36,270 Basically we're just running errands with him. 210 00:07:36,290 --> 00:07:38,014 Ah, are you saying that maybe you were wrong? 211 00:07:38,033 --> 00:07:41,184 No, I'm saying if he's cheating, then he's not doing it tonight. 212 00:07:41,203 --> 00:07:42,852 Okay, so let's call it. 213 00:07:42,913 --> 00:07:45,355 Or we pull over, 214 00:07:45,373 --> 00:07:47,207 eat the pizza and play more Mad Libs. 215 00:07:47,359 --> 00:07:50,043 I won't tell you which one I'm voting for. 216 00:07:50,195 --> 00:07:51,619 Ooh, wait, Preston's parking 217 00:07:51,713 --> 00:07:53,788 -in front of that apartment building. -Oh. 218 00:07:53,865 --> 00:07:56,808 Oh, he's getting out with a bouquet of flowers. 219 00:07:56,960 --> 00:07:58,384 Wait, when did he get those? 220 00:07:58,479 --> 00:07:59,978 Maybe when he was at the supermarket? 221 00:08:00,129 --> 00:08:01,538 We're not very good at this. 222 00:08:01,556 --> 00:08:04,040 We'd be better if you weren't hitting me with Mad Libs 223 00:08:04,133 --> 00:08:05,525 while I'm trying to stalk. 224 00:08:11,233 --> 00:08:13,325 Ooh, look at Preston's swagger. 225 00:08:13,476 --> 00:08:14,308 Is he whistling? 226 00:08:14,328 --> 00:08:15,810 Ooh, I want to slap that whistle 227 00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:17,904 right off his cheating cheetah lips. 228 00:08:17,998 --> 00:08:20,223 You know, maybe he's visiting one of his kids. 229 00:08:20,242 --> 00:08:22,075 I think he has a son who still lives in the area. 230 00:08:22,227 --> 00:08:23,243 Well, does his son have a thing 231 00:08:23,337 --> 00:08:25,395 for enormous bouquets of red roses? 232 00:08:25,413 --> 00:08:27,080 He could be visiting a-a sick friend. 233 00:08:27,232 --> 00:08:28,614 Or a sick aunt. 234 00:08:28,767 --> 00:08:31,067 Or maybe he's a member of some underground 235 00:08:31,160 --> 00:08:32,677 flower-arranging club. 236 00:08:32,829 --> 00:08:35,347 Kat, I love your optimism, but every once in a while, 237 00:08:35,498 --> 00:08:37,349 you need to see the bad in people. 238 00:08:37,500 --> 00:08:38,517 I'm sorry, I just believe in 239 00:08:38,668 --> 00:08:40,001 giving people the benefit of the doubt. 240 00:08:40,095 --> 00:08:41,502 It's a nicer way to live. 241 00:08:41,522 --> 00:08:43,504 Pretty sure it's why I don't have wrinkles. 242 00:08:43,524 --> 00:08:45,339 Your skin is very good. 243 00:08:45,433 --> 00:08:46,674 Thank you. 244 00:08:46,693 --> 00:08:48,693 And so far, we don't have evidence of anything 245 00:08:48,920 --> 00:08:50,270 other than Preston likes to dip his fries 246 00:08:50,422 --> 00:08:51,679 in a milkshake while he drives. 247 00:08:51,698 --> 00:08:53,423 And I'm sure Sheila would have something to say 248 00:08:53,425 --> 00:08:54,533 about fast food in the car. 249 00:08:54,701 --> 00:08:57,093 Oh, she certainly did when I tried it in hers. 250 00:08:57,112 --> 00:08:58,278 Lost all my food privileges. 251 00:08:58,372 --> 00:09:00,280 I mean, I was 32 years old. 252 00:09:00,374 --> 00:09:03,458 I know how to eat in a car without spilling. 253 00:09:06,362 --> 00:09:07,546 You know what? 254 00:09:07,697 --> 00:09:09,697 We're gonna have to take this to the next level. 255 00:09:09,716 --> 00:09:12,033 I agree. What does that mean? 256 00:09:12,127 --> 00:09:14,944 Follow me. Bring the pizza. 257 00:09:14,946 --> 00:09:16,054 What about the Mad Libs? 258 00:09:16,205 --> 00:09:18,473 Let the damn Mad Libs go. 259 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:22,376 Ah, class was awesome. 260 00:09:22,396 --> 00:09:24,545 I feel like I'm at least an inch taller. 261 00:09:24,565 --> 00:09:27,399 Yeah, yoga's great for loosening you up and stretching you out. 262 00:09:27,475 --> 00:09:29,401 I'll grab some beers. Hey, you want some ice? 263 00:09:29,628 --> 00:09:31,236 You landed on your butt pretty hard. 264 00:09:31,387 --> 00:09:33,888 -My butt is fine. -Okay. 265 00:09:33,982 --> 00:09:35,965 Ah! Come on, man. 266 00:09:35,984 --> 00:09:37,892 Somebody didn't find their zen. 267 00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:40,061 You, uh, got a new bartender? 268 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:41,154 (exhales) My cousin Darren. 269 00:09:41,306 --> 00:09:43,156 Every couple years he rolls back 270 00:09:43,308 --> 00:09:44,749 into town broke and needing a job. 271 00:09:44,976 --> 00:09:46,233 My grandma guilts me into hiring him 272 00:09:46,253 --> 00:09:47,735 and then a week later I got to fire him. 273 00:09:47,754 --> 00:09:49,921 Last time he started a grease fire in the kitchen, 274 00:09:50,073 --> 00:09:51,089 tried to put it out with vodka. 275 00:09:51,240 --> 00:09:52,740 The good stuff. 276 00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:56,836 Oh. Seriously, I've never felt more relaxed after a workout. 277 00:09:56,913 --> 00:09:58,245 And I've never been so tight. 278 00:09:58,265 --> 00:10:01,007 Yeah, people don't usually swear during a yoga class. 279 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:02,842 (grunting softly) 280 00:10:02,994 --> 00:10:05,437 Come here, you big toe bitch! 281 00:10:05,588 --> 00:10:08,923 You know why I couldn't relax? It was too damn hot in there. 282 00:10:09,092 --> 00:10:10,850 The heat's supposed to increase your heart rate, 283 00:10:11,019 --> 00:10:12,426 help your body release toxins. 284 00:10:12,520 --> 00:10:15,530 Oh, Carter definitely released some toxins. 285 00:10:16,432 --> 00:10:17,699 (farts) 286 00:10:19,027 --> 00:10:20,343 That wasn't me. 287 00:10:20,436 --> 00:10:22,436 -It wasn't me! -It's okay, 288 00:10:22,605 --> 00:10:24,347 it's all, uh, part of the process. 289 00:10:24,366 --> 00:10:25,365 I'm ready to get back to lifting. 290 00:10:25,517 --> 00:10:26,866 We on for Thursday morning? 291 00:10:27,018 --> 00:10:29,352 Actually, I think I'm going to a yoga class with Oscar. 292 00:10:29,521 --> 00:10:30,962 -Again? -You should come, too. 293 00:10:31,189 --> 00:10:33,114 -I promise it gets easier. -Nah, nah. 294 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:35,300 Uh-uh, I'm good. You two enjoy. 295 00:10:35,451 --> 00:10:38,428 Good luck stretching your way through a street fight. 296 00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:40,697 Hey, Darren, I need some ice. 297 00:10:40,715 --> 00:10:43,808 Oh, you know what, dude? I think I messed up. 298 00:10:43,960 --> 00:10:46,369 I pressed the button on the machine and all the ice melted, 299 00:10:46,388 --> 00:10:47,628 -so... -Darren, you fired. 300 00:10:47,722 --> 00:10:49,205 Yep. Grandma already on her way 301 00:10:49,224 --> 00:10:50,649 to pick me up, so... 302 00:10:52,894 --> 00:10:54,486 You know, I-I changed my mind. 303 00:10:54,713 --> 00:10:56,971 I don't think we should do this. It's an invasion of privacy. 304 00:10:56,990 --> 00:11:00,033 Plus, I don't even know what I would say if Preston sees me. 305 00:11:00,143 --> 00:11:01,401 -I get it. We can totally go home. 306 00:11:01,553 --> 00:11:03,236 -(exhales) -Can I have that? 307 00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:07,123 Well, weird time for a snack, and that's coming from me. 308 00:11:07,909 --> 00:11:09,459 -Randi, no! -Too late. 309 00:11:16,568 --> 00:11:17,417 Hi. Pizza delivery. 310 00:11:17,511 --> 00:11:19,085 Sorry I'm late, there was traffic. 311 00:11:19,237 --> 00:11:21,495 Preston, baby, did you order food? 312 00:11:21,515 --> 00:11:24,741 Getting harder to believe it's an aunt. 313 00:11:24,759 --> 00:11:26,685 You know what? I think I have the wrong apartment. 314 00:11:26,836 --> 00:11:28,594 Ooh, but before I go, I love your hardwood floors. 315 00:11:28,747 --> 00:11:30,413 Do all the units have them? What about laundry? 316 00:11:30,432 --> 00:11:32,673 Do you have a pool in this building? 317 00:11:32,884 --> 00:11:35,985 This is not how you treat a potential neighbor. 318 00:11:39,257 --> 00:11:40,681 I hate being right. 319 00:11:40,701 --> 00:11:41,774 No you don't. 320 00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:43,993 In this case, I do. 321 00:11:45,280 --> 00:11:46,579 ♪ ♪ 322 00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:51,710 See, the trick is... to hinge at the hips, 323 00:11:51,861 --> 00:11:53,194 keep your feet planted 324 00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:55,380 and lift with your legs. 325 00:11:55,607 --> 00:11:57,048 Hinge, plant, lift. 326 00:11:57,200 --> 00:11:59,033 Sounds like a hardware store. 327 00:11:59,127 --> 00:12:01,444 I'll coach you through it. You ready? 328 00:12:01,463 --> 00:12:03,129 Don't you normally do this kind of thing 329 00:12:03,281 --> 00:12:04,781 with Max? Where's he? 330 00:12:04,799 --> 00:12:06,632 Well, uh, Max has decided to walk 331 00:12:06,785 --> 00:12:09,752 a different fitness path, in the form of yoga, with Oscar. 332 00:12:09,754 --> 00:12:13,380 B-But I don't care, 'cause I got my great friend Phil to spot. 333 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:16,568 I am flattered, but don't you have other brawnier friends 334 00:12:16,795 --> 00:12:20,572 who enjoy lifting things up over their heads? 335 00:12:20,799 --> 00:12:23,316 Honestly, I lost most of my friends in the divorce. 336 00:12:23,468 --> 00:12:25,076 As horrible as my ex-wife was to me, 337 00:12:25,228 --> 00:12:27,728 she is a party in cheetah-print stilettos. 338 00:12:27,822 --> 00:12:32,308 Honey, I... lifting weights just isn't my thing. 339 00:12:32,401 --> 00:12:33,734 Then why'd you say you'd come? 340 00:12:33,812 --> 00:12:36,145 Well, I didn't think we would actually work out. 341 00:12:36,164 --> 00:12:38,147 I thought we would just take a lap, 342 00:12:38,166 --> 00:12:41,408 see who we know and grab a bite. 343 00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:43,836 Look, I think you should try this once. 344 00:12:43,989 --> 00:12:46,005 -(moans) -Okay? 345 00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:47,156 Okay, on the count of three. 346 00:12:47,325 --> 00:12:50,560 -One, two... -Three. 347 00:12:52,588 --> 00:12:54,013 -Oh! -(grunts) 348 00:12:54,165 --> 00:12:55,681 -Yeah! -Oh! 349 00:12:55,834 --> 00:12:57,091 (laughs): Oh! 350 00:12:57,185 --> 00:12:59,444 -Way to go, Phil. -(laughs) 351 00:12:59,595 --> 00:13:01,671 Oh, I feel so good. 352 00:13:01,764 --> 00:13:03,281 -Yeah, you do. Oh! -(shouts) 353 00:13:05,101 --> 00:13:07,327 Breakfast is on me. 354 00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:12,940 So, it was definitely Preston? 355 00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:14,459 Yep, no doubt about it. 356 00:13:14,610 --> 00:13:16,686 And he has the audacity to be cheating in one of the nicest 357 00:13:16,704 --> 00:13:20,281 one-bedroom-plus-office apartments I have ever seen. 358 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:23,026 What? It's like he's taunting me. 359 00:13:23,194 --> 00:13:24,618 What are you gonna do? 360 00:13:24,712 --> 00:13:27,030 I don't know. I was tossing and turning all night. 361 00:13:27,123 --> 00:13:28,622 Well, you have to tell Sheila. 362 00:13:28,642 --> 00:13:29,623 Do I? 363 00:13:29,701 --> 00:13:30,883 I wish somebody had told me 364 00:13:31,052 --> 00:13:33,202 that Marty was stepping out. 365 00:13:33,221 --> 00:13:34,871 Other than Marty. 366 00:13:34,889 --> 00:13:37,707 And what if Oscar was cheating? You would want to know, right? 367 00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:38,983 I guess so. 368 00:13:39,210 --> 00:13:40,652 Ouch, just thinking about that hurts. 369 00:13:40,879 --> 00:13:42,211 And remember what happened with Daniel? 370 00:13:42,230 --> 00:13:43,804 You had found out he'd been married, 371 00:13:43,824 --> 00:13:45,156 and you didn't tell me right away. 372 00:13:45,308 --> 00:13:46,899 I didn't want to upset you. 373 00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:48,568 But you did upset me, even more 374 00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:50,644 than if you had just told me straight out. 375 00:13:50,664 --> 00:13:52,221 And he wasn't even cheating. 376 00:13:52,315 --> 00:13:54,815 Imagine how hurt and mad Sheila would be if she finds out 377 00:13:54,835 --> 00:13:56,501 that you knew and didn't tell her. 378 00:13:56,728 --> 00:14:00,547 And now that I know, I don't know how long I can keep it in. 379 00:14:01,566 --> 00:14:02,656 Hello, all. 380 00:14:02,750 --> 00:14:04,551 Hello, Mother. 381 00:14:10,166 --> 00:14:12,350 What is so important that you had to rush me up here? 382 00:14:12,501 --> 00:14:14,577 Oh, we didn't rush. You got a coffee, you didn't like it, 383 00:14:14,596 --> 00:14:17,188 I made you a new coffee, you said hi to three cats. 384 00:14:17,265 --> 00:14:18,672 It encourages them. 385 00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:21,860 The cats with higher self-esteem get adopted faster. 386 00:14:22,087 --> 00:14:24,253 Come, come sit with me. 387 00:14:24,272 --> 00:14:26,180 Y-You seem stressed. 388 00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:28,349 Oh, you got your first wrinkle. 389 00:14:28,443 --> 00:14:30,443 I'll make an appointment with my guy. 390 00:14:31,262 --> 00:14:33,204 -No, please don't do that. -(sighs) 391 00:14:33,431 --> 00:14:35,948 Well, at least take this cream. 392 00:14:36,101 --> 00:14:38,376 It's experimental, but it stings, 393 00:14:38,603 --> 00:14:41,254 so you know it's doing something. 394 00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:44,340 Mother... 395 00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:48,469 ...Preston is cheating on you. 396 00:14:52,300 --> 00:14:53,616 I know. 397 00:14:53,635 --> 00:14:55,284 You do? 398 00:14:55,286 --> 00:14:58,121 The woman's name is Susan, 399 00:14:58,139 --> 00:15:01,357 He's been seeing her for a few months now. 400 00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:03,459 But h... 401 00:15:03,478 --> 00:15:04,736 Wh... 402 00:15:04,887 --> 00:15:09,148 Wait, are the two of you, like, keeping things open? 403 00:15:09,984 --> 00:15:11,409 I mean, if so, that's great, you know? 404 00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:13,227 I just need to try to figure out how to forget all this 405 00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:16,063 and wash my brain with soap. (gags) 406 00:15:16,157 --> 00:15:19,566 No, no. Preston is cheating on me. 407 00:15:19,661 --> 00:15:21,310 He doesn't know I know. 408 00:15:21,329 --> 00:15:22,995 Well, how did you find out? 409 00:15:23,164 --> 00:15:25,632 He's stupid. 410 00:15:26,501 --> 00:15:27,574 Well, I know that. 411 00:15:27,669 --> 00:15:31,170 The first clue was he bought a new toupee. 412 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:33,414 Then he stopped wearing socks with his loafers. 413 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,324 Things added up pretty quickly after that. 414 00:15:35,343 --> 00:15:38,394 W-Why are you still with him? 415 00:15:39,164 --> 00:15:41,164 Nobody's perfect. 416 00:15:41,182 --> 00:15:43,166 I don't like to be alone. 417 00:15:43,184 --> 00:15:44,943 And when he's with me, 418 00:15:45,094 --> 00:15:47,170 we have a nice time. 419 00:15:47,188 --> 00:15:50,173 It's not ideal, but... 420 00:15:50,266 --> 00:15:51,265 it's good enough. 421 00:15:51,359 --> 00:15:52,766 But you could meet other people. 422 00:15:52,786 --> 00:15:55,787 Uh, join a few dating apps. Like, see who's out there. 423 00:15:55,938 --> 00:15:58,605 Sweetie, I've watched you try to date over the years, 424 00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:02,535 and, no offense, but what a nightmare. 425 00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:05,188 So-so you're just done? 426 00:16:05,206 --> 00:16:06,522 This is it for you? 427 00:16:06,524 --> 00:16:09,041 I already met the love of my life. 428 00:16:09,194 --> 00:16:11,544 And had 42 wonderful years with him. 429 00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:14,880 Everything after your father is just a bonus. 430 00:16:15,033 --> 00:16:16,365 Besides, it's nice 431 00:16:16,459 --> 00:16:18,534 to have someone around who can put up shelves 432 00:16:18,553 --> 00:16:20,386 and clean the gutters. 433 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,814 Well, what you just described is a handyman, 434 00:16:22,965 --> 00:16:24,315 and we can get you one of those. 435 00:16:24,467 --> 00:16:26,300 Well, what if I fall down the stairs? 436 00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:28,486 There's a button for that. I'll sign you up. 437 00:16:28,637 --> 00:16:31,047 What about our vacation-- who's gonna carry my suitcases? 438 00:16:31,140 --> 00:16:33,140 A bellman or two or three? 439 00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:35,326 Just pack less. 440 00:16:36,404 --> 00:16:38,145 I'm fine with the way things are. 441 00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:39,905 You deserve more than fine. 442 00:16:40,058 --> 00:16:41,499 I mean, what is it you always told me? 443 00:16:41,576 --> 00:16:44,727 Never settle for crumbs when you're worth a whole cookie. 444 00:16:44,746 --> 00:16:46,838 I can see now why you don't like me interfering 445 00:16:47,065 --> 00:16:48,006 in your love life. 446 00:16:48,233 --> 00:16:49,749 It's annoying. 447 00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:52,260 Please, stay out of it. 448 00:16:54,922 --> 00:16:55,847 I'll leave the cream. 449 00:16:56,074 --> 00:16:57,515 Uh, don't wear it while you sleep. 450 00:16:57,666 --> 00:17:00,435 It'll burn a hole in your pillowcase. 451 00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:03,913 We're getting a little low on rum. 452 00:17:03,931 --> 00:17:05,097 Well, order some. 453 00:17:05,250 --> 00:17:06,916 You're the one always pushing mai tais. 454 00:17:06,934 --> 00:17:08,100 Okay. 455 00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:10,528 -Are you all right? -Oh, I'm fine. 456 00:17:10,679 --> 00:17:13,531 Come on, Carter. Something's bothering you. 457 00:17:13,758 --> 00:17:16,092 Well, maybe it's that I had to work out with Phil this morning, 458 00:17:16,185 --> 00:17:17,443 and my whole day's been off ever since. 459 00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:20,204 Well, you and I can work out on Friday. 460 00:17:20,356 --> 00:17:21,873 Well, we used to work out on Tuesdays and Thursdays. 461 00:17:22,100 --> 00:17:25,618 That was my week. Friday is like a whole other way of living. 462 00:17:25,694 --> 00:17:28,437 Well, I mean, you could come with Oscar and me to yoga. 463 00:17:28,439 --> 00:17:30,381 Come on, man. You saw me at yoga. 464 00:17:30,533 --> 00:17:33,384 I looked like some sort of wounded grasshopper. 465 00:17:33,536 --> 00:17:35,720 And where the hell did Oscar come from? 466 00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:37,638 Working out was our thing. 467 00:17:39,284 --> 00:17:40,391 So you miss me. 468 00:17:40,618 --> 00:17:42,952 How could I miss you? We spend all day together. 469 00:17:43,045 --> 00:17:45,104 (laughs) 470 00:17:45,214 --> 00:17:48,124 Carter, I'm not dumping you for Oscar. 471 00:17:48,126 --> 00:17:49,809 You're not? 472 00:17:49,961 --> 00:17:51,069 Of course not. 473 00:17:51,220 --> 00:17:53,145 You are the best guy friend I ever had, 474 00:17:53,298 --> 00:17:54,814 and that's not gonna change. 475 00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:58,984 Wow, that yoga really helped me get in touch with my emotions. 476 00:17:59,137 --> 00:18:01,137 Ooh. What about you, flexy? 477 00:18:01,155 --> 00:18:02,805 Don't treat me like a ten-year-old. 478 00:18:02,898 --> 00:18:05,083 Well, you are a ten-year-old. Ten-year-olds flinch. 479 00:18:05,234 --> 00:18:06,584 -Uh... -Look at you flinch. 480 00:18:06,735 --> 00:18:08,327 Hey, don't hit me unless you want it to go down. 481 00:18:08,479 --> 00:18:10,329 I've been lifting weights. You've been standing on one leg 482 00:18:10,481 --> 00:18:12,757 with both arms in the air. 483 00:18:12,908 --> 00:18:14,425 All right, how about this: 484 00:18:14,460 --> 00:18:17,428 one week we'll lift weights, one week we'll do yoga. 485 00:18:18,247 --> 00:18:19,430 Is Oscar gonna be there? 486 00:18:19,657 --> 00:18:21,173 Yes. 487 00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:23,101 Oscar's a great guy, and 488 00:18:23,328 --> 00:18:25,586 I hate to break it to you, but... 489 00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,163 he's stronger than you are. 490 00:18:27,181 --> 00:18:29,107 -No, he's not. -Only one way to find out. 491 00:18:29,334 --> 00:18:32,926 Okay, I will see both of you at the gym tomorrow. 492 00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:34,278 Tomorrow's yoga. 493 00:18:34,388 --> 00:18:35,446 Damn. 494 00:18:35,673 --> 00:18:36,839 -Oh... -Flinched again. 495 00:18:36,858 --> 00:18:38,032 -I swear to God, you... -(exclaims) 496 00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:41,101 Wait, how about this one? 497 00:18:41,195 --> 00:18:43,179 Co-op building, one bedroom, one bath, 498 00:18:43,197 --> 00:18:44,771 walkable neighborhood. 499 00:18:44,866 --> 00:18:45,848 Ooh, let me see. 500 00:18:45,867 --> 00:18:47,516 Oh, nope. I've been to that one. 501 00:18:47,535 --> 00:18:50,277 The co-op building is just some creepy guy's house. 502 00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:51,778 Gross. 503 00:18:51,873 --> 00:18:54,448 He did say he would do my laundry for me, though. 504 00:18:54,542 --> 00:18:57,510 -So I'm keeping it on my "maybe" list. -(knocking on door) 505 00:18:58,621 --> 00:18:59,679 Hi. 506 00:19:00,715 --> 00:19:01,788 May I come in? 507 00:19:01,883 --> 00:19:03,307 Absolutely. 508 00:19:03,534 --> 00:19:05,309 Hey, Sheila. 509 00:19:09,223 --> 00:19:12,024 I ended things with Preston. 510 00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:14,819 Oh, I'm so sorry. 511 00:19:15,046 --> 00:19:16,320 Me too. 512 00:19:16,547 --> 00:19:18,472 I was hoping I-I could stay here for a few days. 513 00:19:18,566 --> 00:19:21,701 I'd rather not be there while he packs his things. 514 00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:24,069 Of course. Anything you need. 515 00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:25,830 I'd love a cup of tea. 516 00:19:26,057 --> 00:19:29,408 No sugar, splash of lemon. 517 00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:30,576 Uh-huh. Coming right up. 518 00:19:30,728 --> 00:19:34,321 And then, I was thinking, while I'm here, 519 00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:36,841 we could start going through your closet. 520 00:19:36,992 --> 00:19:38,342 I have a lot of thoughts. 521 00:19:38,569 --> 00:19:41,679 Ooh, I do, too. This is gonna be fun. 522 00:19:46,761 --> 00:19:49,261 -Did you find the towels? -I did. 523 00:19:49,414 --> 00:19:52,732 And I regret not bringing my own. 524 00:20:00,107 --> 00:20:03,242 -Good night, Mom. -Good night. 525 00:20:07,265 --> 00:20:09,582 -Katharine? -Yeah? 526 00:20:12,528 --> 00:20:14,337 I love you. 527 00:20:16,774 --> 00:20:18,549 I love you, too. 528 00:20:18,659 --> 00:20:20,635 ♪ ♪ 529 00:20:30,972 --> 00:20:32,304 Is it hot in here? 530 00:20:32,457 --> 00:20:34,214 Thank you. 531 00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:37,351 Okay, let's move into standing tree pose. 532 00:20:37,462 --> 00:20:40,071 I always wanted to be a tree. 533 00:20:40,298 --> 00:20:42,240 -You're my beautiful tree. -(chuckles) 534 00:20:42,467 --> 00:20:44,242 Whoa. How do you-how... Oh, sorry, sorry. 535 00:20:44,393 --> 00:20:46,494 -Whoa! Whoa! -Sorry! I'm sorry. 536 00:20:49,323 --> 00:20:51,307 Hey, good news. You're not the worst anymore. 537 00:20:51,325 --> 00:20:54,977 Worst? Pretty soon I'll be teaching this class. 538 00:20:54,996 --> 00:20:57,738 Can we just go get lunch? 539 00:20:57,799 --> 00:21:00,341 ♪ ♪ 540 00:21:06,173 --> 00:21:09,916 ♪ In the forest of your mind ♪ 541 00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:13,437 ♪ Leave the darkness of the shadows ♪ 542 00:21:15,090 --> 00:21:17,424 ♪ Can you find ♪ 543 00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:20,778 ♪ There's a lot, you got to focus ♪ 544 00:21:20,929 --> 00:21:24,198 ♪ And you will. ♪ 545 00:21:28,362 --> 00:21:31,013 Captioning sponsored by WARNER BROS. TELEVISION 546 00:21:31,032 --> 00:21:34,417 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org