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Phil, Carter and CJ are waiting
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for their hot chocolates.
What happened?
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Couldn't find the whipped cream?
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(mouth full):
Oh, I found it, all right.
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What did we say
about doing whipped cream shots?
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Never leave Kat out!
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That's right.
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-This is delicious.
-Mm-hmm.
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What is going on back here?
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BOTH:
Nothing.
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This is so inappropriate.
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We said we would do this
as a group.
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Thank you.
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How hard is it to make
two hot choc...?
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Oh, man.
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I had this exact same fantasy.
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But one of you wasn't in it.
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♪ Me, oh, my, oh, my, oh, me ♪
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♪ Nothin' wrong with you
but I'd rather be me. ♪
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Here you go.
Sorry this took so long, CJ.
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We were, uh, having
an employee meeting.
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Yes, a couple hot chocolates
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for a couple hot chocolates.
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You're corny, Dad.
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Ooh.
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Cornier than a cornucopia of
cornflakes in an Iowa cornfield?
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No?
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Guess I'm corny, too.
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Just remember, when your mom
comes to pick you up,
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you did your homework first.
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Playing Minecraft was
the reward.
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♪ For my friends,
a scone of cherry ♪
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♪ I hope they will like it
very... much. ♪
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Looks like someone is
thinking about entering
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the jingle contest
at the Middle C.
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Oh, no, I'm not ready
for something as prestigious
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as a contest sponsored
by Manny's Auto Garage.
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He's the Sultan
of Transmissions.
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Yo, all I care about is
the extra cash.
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Mondays are usually dead,
but this is gonna bring 'em in.
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Hey, wouldn't it be great if
Max signed up for the contest?
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Don't try to act like you're
just thinking of that now.
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No.
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If you miss it,
you have to enter!
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Damn your athletic genes.
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Oh, come on, Kat!
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That was my lunch!
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I'm particularly proud
of that one.
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-(phone chirps)
-Oh.
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Looks like your mom's gonna be
a little late picking you up.
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Let's go back to the bar.
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Ooh, I'll let you scrape gum
from under the tables.
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Can I just stay here instead?
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By yourself?
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Oh, I'll look after him for you.
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Okay, uh, cool.
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Uh, can I talk to you?
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Um, remember, uh...
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CJ doesn't know about us.
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Oh, so you're saying
that I shouldn't tell
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your 12-year-old son
that we're having sex?
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Oh, what ever
will we talk about?
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Listen...
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we're gonna have a great time
and you don't have to worry
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about violating
any child labor laws.
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Now go on, get.
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Quick question.
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Do you have access
to Max's underpants?
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Hey, I am not putting a flyer
in that man's drawers.
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Come on! I would do it for you.
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♪ ♪
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So, Max?
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Do you have plans Monday night?
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I'm not entering
the jingle contest.
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And stop it with the flyers!
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Okay, sorry, no more flyers.
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Thank you.
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Anybody could've done that.
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Max, you have to do it.
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You are such a good songwriter.
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Back in college,
everyone thought
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he was gonna be
the next John Mayer.
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Is that something people want?
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Let me get up out of this.
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Kat, thank you for your support,
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but I will share my music
with people when I'm ready.
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Okay, this might sound
like something
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that Randi often refers to
as "shade."
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But if you don't
show your work to people,
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it's not work, it's a hobby.
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Yep, that's shade.
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Come on, this contest might be
just the thing
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to get
your creative juices flowing.
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I promise you my juices
are better than ever.
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Okay? Like a fine wine.
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Thus, no jingles required.
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Or maybe you don't want to enter
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because you don't think
you're good enough.
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Being that I'm a mature adult,
let me assure you,
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I am impervious
to reverse psychology.
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Oh, really?
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Why do you think you part
your hair on that side?
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Because back in college
you said...
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(gasps)
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You're a witch.
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So for this one,
my teacher had us
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draw our beds from memory.
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That looks like a couch.
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You look like a couch!
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Sorry, being an adult is hard.
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You go through transitions.
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Mind your business.
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I like your nails.
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Oh, thank you,
I did them myself.
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Those would've gotten you
an A-plus.
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(chuckles)
You want me to do yours?
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Oh, that'd be awesome.
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It's gonna cost you though.
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I don't have any money,
but I can give you
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a shout-out on my Insta.
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Thanks, but all I need is
two embarrassing stories
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about your dad--
one for each hand.
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Y'all are never gonna believe
what just happened.
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Prepare yourself
for some big news!
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You're getting your eyes done.
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Sheila, I asked you
about that in confidence.
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Carter has asked me to emcee
the jingle competition.
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Which I shall
henceforth be calling
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"Manny's One Night Only
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"Commercial Jingle
Showcase Extravaganza
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hosted by Phil Crumpler."
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Ooh.
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Congratulations.
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Yeah, Carter couldn't have made
a better choice.
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Well, I'd like to be humble,
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but I have to agree.
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(chuckles)
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"He couldn't have made
a better choice"?
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Seriously, Katharine,
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have you forgotten that stretch
in the '80s when I was
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the face of Consolidated
Farm Machinery?
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No, the image of you in a
swimsuit draped across the hood
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of a manure spreader is seared
in my memory.
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Of course I'm happy for Phil.
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I'm sure he'll do
a perfectly adequate job.
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Aw, that's what you said to me
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when I got my teaching degree.
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Hey, CJ, grab your stuff.
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Your mom's double parked
on the corner.
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All right, I'll see you later.
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Hey!
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(laughs)
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Randi's really great.
You two should go out.
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What? Randi?
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Oh, yeah, she's, uh,
like my brother.
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Or my sister or any other person
I'm related to
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that I would not go out with.
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Did you guys have fun?
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Definitely. Check out my nails.
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Oh, cool.
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All right.
(chuckles)
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All right, hey,
don't keep your mom waiting.
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-Talk to you later.
I love you so much.
-All right, I love you.
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Aw!
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-He's such a good kid.
-Mm-hmm.
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Yeah, he is.
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Listen, uh,
don't paint his nails again.
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What? Why?
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Nail polish is for girls.
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Well, that's very close-minded.
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It's 2022.
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I don't care what year it is.
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It's not how I was brought up.
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Then you were brought up stupid.
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"Stupid"?
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Yeah, lots of guys
paint their nails.
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Athletes, musicians...
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And do you know
what they all have in common?
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Their fathers aren't acting
like jackasses?
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None of them are my son. Look,
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I get to decide
what's right for him.
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Don't do it again.
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Whatever.
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I have more enjoyable things
to do.
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Like clean litter boxes.
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I know for a fact
I'm more fun than cat poop.
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Not today.
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♪ If you have a dent ♪
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♪ Or your frame is ♪
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Bent.
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♪ Bent ♪
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♪ If your oil leaks
or your brake drum squeaks ♪
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Oh, that is good, that is good.
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♪ Don't take your car
out of commission ♪
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♪ Drive on down
to Manny's Transmission. ♪
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I would go to Manny's.
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That was amazing!
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Oh, geez, Kat!
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Announce yourself.
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Sorry, sorry, that was rude.
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Um...
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(imitates trumpet fanfare)
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Kat Silver, arriving!
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That was such a good jingle.
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You have to enter the contest.
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I was just playing around.
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I'm not ready to perform
in front of people.
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You perform in front
of people all the time.
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Cover songs.
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Are we forgetting
what happened last time
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I performed something I wrote?
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♪ And that's why I flew ♪
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♪ On the wings of Rachel. ♪
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(all booing, clamoring)
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That never happened!
I was there.
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One drunk guy yelled,
"You suck,"
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and threw a lime slice at you.
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It was juicy and got in my eye.
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It also got in my head a little.
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That was so long ago.
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Stop letting one setback
keep you from your dreams.
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Kat, I will get back
onstage when I'm ready.
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You're just gonna walk away?
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Sorry, that was rude.
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(imitates trumpet fanfare)
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Max Kingbird, walking away!
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Hey, Kat, check it out.
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The last time I wore it was
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at Reba McEntire's niece's
bat mitzvah.
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Ooh, was it a Western theme?
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Oh, yeah, Reba don't play.
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Even the rabbi wore chaps.
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Hey, guess who wrote
a jingle for the contest?
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You? Oh, Kat.
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I hope it at least rhymes.
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No, not me, Max.
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I thought he didn't want
to enter the contest.
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Oh, he doesn't.
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You're gonna sign him up,
aren't you?
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Is two the only
even prime number?
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Yes, of course I'm entering him.
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(giggling)
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Stop giggling
when I say I'm entering him.
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A child. I work with a child.
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Yeah!
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-(gunfire on TV)
-Oh, Randi.
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I didn't realize you
were up here.
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I never use the café bathroom.
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It's warm from other people.
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Oh, I just do the hover--
it's good for the quads.
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I-I needed a break.
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I'm mad at Carter.
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We're all just sick about it.
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None of us expected Carter
to choose Phil as emcee.
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Let's just be the bigger person
and pray
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that Phil falls on his ass.
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Uh, doesn't fall on his ass.
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What did I say?
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Not important.
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I'm actually mad at Carter
for something else.
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Oh, right.
The nail polish thing.
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00:09:52,259 --> 00:09:54,241
-Mm.
-Wait, how did you hear
about it?
263
00:09:54,336 --> 00:09:56,653
Kat told Phil. Phil texted me.
264
00:09:56,671 --> 00:09:58,096
It's a little deal we have.
265
00:09:58,323 --> 00:09:59,413
He also tells me
266
00:09:59,507 --> 00:10:01,749
which of my friends' husbands
are closeted.
267
00:10:02,585 --> 00:10:07,105
I just-- I didn't expect Carter
to be such a caveman about it.
268
00:10:07,256 --> 00:10:09,682
"Me Carter. Fire hot.
269
00:10:09,835 --> 00:10:12,352
Nail polish on boy bad."
270
00:10:12,504 --> 00:10:15,113
You're being awfully hard
on him.
271
00:10:15,340 --> 00:10:18,933
I mean, we all agree
he's horrible at picking emcees.
272
00:10:19,027 --> 00:10:21,936
But, you know,
when it comes to his son,
273
00:10:22,030 --> 00:10:24,197
he's just doing
what he thinks is right.
274
00:10:24,349 --> 00:10:26,625
I can't believe
you're defending him.
275
00:10:26,852 --> 00:10:28,201
Honey,
276
00:10:28,353 --> 00:10:31,112
sometimes it takes people
a while to come around.
277
00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:34,524
It was hard for me to accept
that any unmarried woman
278
00:10:34,617 --> 00:10:36,860
over the age of 30
shouldn't be referred to
279
00:10:36,878 --> 00:10:38,361
as an old maid or a spinster.
280
00:10:38,380 --> 00:10:41,765
And it was a big day for all
of us when you finally did.
281
00:10:42,643 --> 00:10:44,125
I'm just saying that,
282
00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:47,145
you know, if I can change
my way of thinking at my age,
283
00:10:47,372 --> 00:10:49,539
surely Carter can as well.
284
00:10:49,632 --> 00:10:51,608
I hope so.
285
00:10:52,802 --> 00:10:53,818
Love to continue chitchatting,
286
00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:56,470
but I did come up here
for a reason.
287
00:10:56,548 --> 00:10:57,697
Ooh!
288
00:11:03,479 --> 00:11:04,311
Don't worry.
289
00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:05,889
-Randi's at class.
-Oh.
290
00:11:05,907 --> 00:11:07,832
Good. 'Cause I am not
in the mood
291
00:11:07,984 --> 00:11:09,334
for another one of her lectures.
292
00:11:09,561 --> 00:11:10,484
Yeah.
293
00:11:10,578 --> 00:11:13,746
I heard all about
Nail Polish-gate.
294
00:11:13,899 --> 00:11:15,415
How'd you hear about it?
295
00:11:15,567 --> 00:11:17,734
Well, Randi told Kat.
Kat told me.
296
00:11:17,827 --> 00:11:18,659
It's a little deal we have.
297
00:11:18,679 --> 00:11:20,512
Sheila's in the loop, too.
298
00:11:20,739 --> 00:11:23,256
Come on, Phil. You know
I got love for everyone.
299
00:11:23,408 --> 00:11:26,184
Uh, hey, I'm just old-school.
I'm from Louisville.
300
00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:28,687
My father didn't paint his
nails. I don't paint my nails.
301
00:11:28,838 --> 00:11:30,246
It's not what boys do.
302
00:11:30,265 --> 00:11:31,856
I know.
I grew up around here, too.
303
00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:33,416
I was taught the same things.
304
00:11:33,435 --> 00:11:34,693
I was just looking out for CJ
305
00:11:34,920 --> 00:11:36,177
the way my father
looked out for me.
306
00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:38,846
Yeah. Well,
maybe if little straight boys
307
00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:42,108
could paint their nails
without it meaning so dang much,
308
00:11:42,260 --> 00:11:46,121
school would've been
a lot easier for kids like me.
309
00:11:47,265 --> 00:11:48,856
Yeah, never thought about it
that way.
310
00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:51,434
'Cause you didn't have to.
311
00:11:51,527 --> 00:11:52,526
I mean,
312
00:11:52,546 --> 00:11:54,212
I guess
it wasn't a big deal to CJ.
313
00:11:54,439 --> 00:11:57,966
So maybe don't make it
a big deal for you.
314
00:11:59,127 --> 00:12:00,276
You're right.
315
00:12:00,295 --> 00:12:01,386
These are my hang-ups,
316
00:12:01,613 --> 00:12:03,537
and I don't want
to put 'em on my son.
317
00:12:03,631 --> 00:12:04,781
Cut yourself some slack.
318
00:12:04,874 --> 00:12:06,725
The world is changing so fast.
319
00:12:06,801 --> 00:12:07,967
It's hard to keep up.
320
00:12:08,136 --> 00:12:09,210
Damn, Phil.
321
00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:10,453
Why couldn't I have talked
to you
322
00:12:10,472 --> 00:12:12,046
before I got into it with Randi?
323
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:14,691
Well, I cannot be everywhere.
324
00:12:17,295 --> 00:12:19,386
Welcome
to Manny's One Night Only
325
00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:21,740
Commercial Jingle Showcase
Extravaganza!
326
00:12:21,967 --> 00:12:24,409
Hosted by yours truly,
Phil Crumpler.
327
00:12:24,636 --> 00:12:26,411
(cheering and applause)
328
00:12:27,581 --> 00:12:30,081
Everyone say hello
to our sponsor and judge, Manny!
329
00:12:30,308 --> 00:12:32,825
(cheering and applause)
330
00:12:32,978 --> 00:12:34,735
Please don't buy him a drink.
331
00:12:34,755 --> 00:12:36,329
Given the lawsuits,
he's not allowed
332
00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:38,256
to consume alcohol in public.
333
00:12:38,483 --> 00:12:40,817
But for everyone else,
a two-drink minimum.
334
00:12:40,910 --> 00:12:42,743
-(chuckles) Please.
-(giggling)
335
00:12:42,763 --> 00:12:44,912
All right, let's get started!
336
00:12:45,006 --> 00:12:47,323
Can we talk about that outfit?
337
00:12:47,342 --> 00:12:50,751
Does he have to pull focus
like that?
338
00:12:52,330 --> 00:12:57,016
Yeah, I guess, uh, some people
just need a lot of attention.
339
00:12:57,110 --> 00:13:00,837
Damn, Sheila. I'm not even
wearing my good bra tonight.
340
00:13:01,523 --> 00:13:05,691
If Phil melts under the pressure
of his hosting responsibilities,
341
00:13:05,844 --> 00:13:07,285
I can slide right in.
342
00:13:07,436 --> 00:13:09,679
But-- fingers crossed-- he does.
343
00:13:09,697 --> 00:13:10,771
You mean "doesn't"?
344
00:13:10,865 --> 00:13:12,773
What did I say?
345
00:13:12,867 --> 00:13:14,684
-(applause)
-PHIL: Yeehaw!
346
00:13:14,702 --> 00:13:16,519
Yeehaw!
(laughing)
347
00:13:16,612 --> 00:13:19,705
(off-key):
♪ So if your car isn't running ♪
348
00:13:19,858 --> 00:13:21,541
♪ Come to Manny's ♪
349
00:13:21,617 --> 00:13:25,470
♪ But how would you get there
since your car isn't running? ♪
350
00:13:25,621 --> 00:13:30,700
♪ Why do they say it's running
when it doesn't have feet? ♪
351
00:13:30,793 --> 00:13:32,702
♪ Beep, beep. ♪
352
00:13:32,795 --> 00:13:34,687
(applause)
353
00:13:37,967 --> 00:13:40,485
Yeah, not sure
I've heard the winner yet.
354
00:13:40,712 --> 00:13:42,545
Don't worry.
I have it on excellent authority
355
00:13:42,638 --> 00:13:45,381
that a real contender's
coming up soon.
356
00:13:46,142 --> 00:13:48,718
You were there.
You know what's coming.
357
00:13:48,736 --> 00:13:50,736
And next up to the stage--
358
00:13:50,889 --> 00:13:52,479
you know him, I love him--
359
00:13:52,648 --> 00:13:53,906
Max Kingbird!
360
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,125
(cheering and applause)
361
00:13:57,579 --> 00:13:59,562
Surprise! I entered you!
362
00:13:59,581 --> 00:14:02,131
(Phil giggling)
363
00:14:07,496 --> 00:14:10,223
(The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
main theme playing)
364
00:14:15,838 --> 00:14:17,597
I'm not gonna do it, Kat.
365
00:14:17,749 --> 00:14:19,506
If you don't, I will.
366
00:14:19,559 --> 00:14:21,434
You wouldn't dare.
367
00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:23,344
I would.
368
00:14:23,421 --> 00:14:25,029
And I do.
369
00:14:25,181 --> 00:14:28,700
Looks like we have
an unexpected replacement,
370
00:14:28,851 --> 00:14:30,443
Ms. Katharine Silver.
371
00:14:30,612 --> 00:14:31,611
Drama, people.
372
00:14:31,763 --> 00:14:33,613
It's what you came for.
373
00:14:33,765 --> 00:14:35,206
Um... hi, everybody.
374
00:14:35,433 --> 00:14:39,419
I'm sorry. I-I only heard this
once, but I think I remember it.
375
00:14:40,363 --> 00:14:42,939
♪ If your frame is bent... ♪
376
00:14:43,032 --> 00:14:45,049
Oh, just let me do it.
377
00:14:47,203 --> 00:14:49,387
Uh, Max Kingbird, everybody!
378
00:14:49,538 --> 00:14:50,513
(applause)
379
00:14:54,895 --> 00:14:56,877
Hello.
380
00:14:56,897 --> 00:14:59,230
(clearing throat)
381
00:15:04,796 --> 00:15:08,573
♪ If you have a dent
or your frame is bent ♪
382
00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:10,133
♪ If your oil leaks ♪
383
00:15:10,226 --> 00:15:11,409
♪ Or your brake drum squeaks ♪
384
00:15:11,636 --> 00:15:14,654
♪ Don't take your car out
of commission ♪
385
00:15:14,806 --> 00:15:18,565
♪ Drive on down
to Manny's Transmission ♪
386
00:15:18,660 --> 00:15:19,809
♪ Drive on down ♪
387
00:15:19,811 --> 00:15:21,586
♪ To Manny's Transmission. ♪
388
00:15:21,737 --> 00:15:23,996
Right off I-265 in Louisville.
389
00:15:24,165 --> 00:15:26,758
(cheering and applause)
390
00:15:36,327 --> 00:15:38,436
Can we go outside
and talk for a minute?
391
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:40,438
Sure.
392
00:15:42,684 --> 00:15:45,001
(cheering continues)
393
00:15:45,094 --> 00:15:47,186
Okay. Move it along, dandelion.
394
00:15:47,338 --> 00:15:48,947
You've gotten enough sunshine.
395
00:15:49,174 --> 00:15:51,432
(cheering continues)
396
00:15:51,526 --> 00:15:53,767
-That means get off the stage!
-Oh.
397
00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:54,860
Okay.
398
00:15:55,013 --> 00:15:55,954
Whatever you're gonna say,
399
00:15:56,105 --> 00:15:58,039
I'm not sure I want to hear it.
400
00:15:58,816 --> 00:16:00,016
You were right.
401
00:16:00,034 --> 00:16:01,350
I stand corrected.
402
00:16:01,444 --> 00:16:02,702
Please continue.
403
00:16:02,854 --> 00:16:04,128
I need you to know,
404
00:16:04,355 --> 00:16:08,615
if I could do our nail polish
conversation over again,
405
00:16:08,710 --> 00:16:10,543
I would do it differently.
406
00:16:10,695 --> 00:16:12,619
I appreciate that.
407
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:13,863
What made you change your mind?
408
00:16:13,881 --> 00:16:15,807
I had a minute to think.
409
00:16:16,034 --> 00:16:19,143
Also, Phil helped me realize
I have a blind spot.
410
00:16:19,262 --> 00:16:23,481
That man holds some big wisdom
in that little bitty body.
411
00:16:24,892 --> 00:16:27,301
Bottom line is...
412
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:28,711
I'm sorry.
413
00:16:28,804 --> 00:16:30,989
You're the last person
in the world I want to make mad.
414
00:16:31,216 --> 00:16:34,158
Mmm, I like when a man
isn't afraid to admit
415
00:16:34,310 --> 00:16:35,976
-when he's wrong.
-(chuckles)
416
00:16:36,054 --> 00:16:37,644
-(chuckles)
-Now it's your turn.
417
00:16:37,739 --> 00:16:39,146
Wait, come again?
418
00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:42,225
You shouldn't have called me
closed-minded and stupid.
419
00:16:42,243 --> 00:16:44,744
W-- No, no, no.
I did not call you stupid.
420
00:16:44,896 --> 00:16:46,320
I said you were raised stupid.
421
00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:48,322
You want to call my mom
and tell her that?
422
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:50,399
No, I do not.
I saw pictures of her,
423
00:16:50,418 --> 00:16:52,251
and she got Michelle Obama arms.
424
00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:53,569
Mm-hmm.
425
00:16:53,588 --> 00:16:55,254
But, okay, I hear you.
426
00:16:55,331 --> 00:16:57,240
Maybe I did jump on you
a little bit.
427
00:16:57,333 --> 00:17:00,226
I've seen a lion be more gentle
with a gazelle.
428
00:17:01,262 --> 00:17:03,913
Look,
we're gonna fight sometimes,
429
00:17:03,931 --> 00:17:06,024
so we should have a few rules.
430
00:17:06,175 --> 00:17:08,543
Okay. Rule number one:
431
00:17:08,545 --> 00:17:09,676
no name-calling.
432
00:17:09,771 --> 00:17:11,029
-See? I listen.
-Mm-hmm.
433
00:17:11,180 --> 00:17:13,847
That's good, 'cause
rule number two is listening.
434
00:17:13,941 --> 00:17:17,426
Okay. Rule number three is never
eat ice cream before church
435
00:17:17,445 --> 00:17:18,778
if you're lactose intolerant.
436
00:17:18,854 --> 00:17:20,020
Who told you that?
437
00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:22,832
-(laughing)
-Oh, I'm-a kill CJ.
438
00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:26,711
Yours was my favorite
of the night.
439
00:17:26,938 --> 00:17:28,195
Thank you, Sheila.
440
00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:29,714
Oh, I was nervous
about that "Beep, Beep" lady,
441
00:17:29,865 --> 00:17:31,198
-but you killed it.
-(chuckles)
442
00:17:31,292 --> 00:17:33,959
♪ Don't take your car out
of commission ♪
443
00:17:34,112 --> 00:17:35,444
♪ Drive on down ♪
444
00:17:35,538 --> 00:17:37,797
-♪ To Manny's Transmission. ♪
-(laughing)
445
00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:38,890
Man, it's so catchy.
446
00:17:39,117 --> 00:17:40,966
It's like herpes
that you can hum.
447
00:17:41,119 --> 00:17:43,469
Ew. But it's totally gonna get
stuck in my head.
448
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:46,564
You might get an angry call
from me at 3:00 in the morning.
449
00:17:46,791 --> 00:17:47,881
(Randi laughs)
450
00:17:47,901 --> 00:17:49,317
Oh, Phil's about
to announce the winner.
451
00:17:50,795 --> 00:17:51,977
SHEILA:
That's it?
452
00:17:52,130 --> 00:17:54,739
No drumroll?
No flickering lights?
453
00:17:54,890 --> 00:17:56,148
Theater is dead.
454
00:17:56,968 --> 00:17:58,910
The winner of the jingle contest
455
00:17:59,061 --> 00:18:01,654
and a lifetime of oil changes--
456
00:18:01,806 --> 00:18:02,729
up to two--
457
00:18:02,807 --> 00:18:04,540
is...
458
00:18:05,568 --> 00:18:06,751
...Jimmy Patterson,
459
00:18:06,978 --> 00:18:09,587
-with "Cars
Can't Fix Themselves."
-(applause)
460
00:18:11,332 --> 00:18:13,316
-That's a bummer, man.
-Mm.
461
00:18:13,334 --> 00:18:14,741
What? That's impossible.
462
00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:16,168
I'm gonna demand a recount.
463
00:18:16,321 --> 00:18:18,596
From who?
Manny's the only one who voted.
464
00:18:18,823 --> 00:18:19,913
Well, I think he's wrong.
465
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:21,490
Yours was by far the best.
466
00:18:21,584 --> 00:18:22,916
You heard that audience.
467
00:18:23,010 --> 00:18:24,827
Someone should say something.
I'm gonna say something.
468
00:18:24,846 --> 00:18:25,995
-This is unfair.
-Kat,
469
00:18:26,088 --> 00:18:28,231
just let it go.
470
00:18:29,167 --> 00:18:30,942
I'm gonna go change the keg.
471
00:18:32,337 --> 00:18:35,855
♪ Drive on down
to Manny's Transmission. ♪
472
00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:38,491
Damn. I think
it's moved in for life.
473
00:18:41,863 --> 00:18:43,287
(grunts softly)
474
00:18:44,031 --> 00:18:45,772
So, this is where
the beer lives.
475
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:47,350
Nice.
(chuckles softly)
476
00:18:47,443 --> 00:18:49,776
Does the, uh,
tequila live down here, too?
477
00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:51,036
Oh, there it is.
¡Hola!
478
00:18:51,189 --> 00:18:53,022
¿Cómo están ustedes?
479
00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:54,707
What do you want, Kat?
480
00:18:55,526 --> 00:18:57,451
I just-- I want to make sure
you're okay.
481
00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:58,469
I'm fine.
482
00:18:59,288 --> 00:19:02,140
I have never said that
and meant it. (chuckles)
483
00:19:03,034 --> 00:19:04,367
Look, I know you didn't win,
484
00:19:04,385 --> 00:19:06,051
but I still think it's great
you got back up there.
485
00:19:06,204 --> 00:19:07,328
I-I do, too.
486
00:19:07,463 --> 00:19:09,889
It was great performing
something I wrote again.
487
00:19:10,041 --> 00:19:11,983
-And no one threw fruit.
-(chuckling)
488
00:19:12,134 --> 00:19:13,800
So you're not upset?
489
00:19:13,895 --> 00:19:14,819
Oh, I'm upset.
490
00:19:15,046 --> 00:19:16,379
-At me?
-At you.
491
00:19:16,472 --> 00:19:17,989
Why did I ask?
492
00:19:18,883 --> 00:19:20,883
Look, I know you didn't want
to enter the contest,
493
00:19:20,902 --> 00:19:23,327
but I just really want you
to get back to your music.
494
00:19:23,554 --> 00:19:24,996
Listen,
495
00:19:25,223 --> 00:19:26,555
I want that, too.
496
00:19:26,741 --> 00:19:29,742
But you got to trust me to get
there myself, at my own pace.
497
00:19:29,894 --> 00:19:31,577
But what if your pace
is too slow?
498
00:19:31,729 --> 00:19:32,670
You say nothing.
499
00:19:32,821 --> 00:19:34,580
Got it. But what if it's...
500
00:19:34,732 --> 00:19:36,507
Nothing.
501
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:38,676
You have my word.
502
00:19:39,420 --> 00:19:41,387
-That I will try.
-(laughs)
503
00:19:42,998 --> 00:19:44,331
And one more thing.
504
00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:46,058
What?
505
00:19:46,928 --> 00:19:48,436
Thank you for believing in me.
506
00:19:52,250 --> 00:19:53,524
Hey, Kat,
we're gonna need you out here.
507
00:19:53,751 --> 00:19:56,360
Your mom's onstage,
and she has Phil in a headlock.
508
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:58,196
Oh, geez.
509
00:20:04,186 --> 00:20:05,036
Thank you
for bringing us dinner.
510
00:20:05,229 --> 00:20:06,445
This is really nice.
511
00:20:06,597 --> 00:20:08,280
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
You gonna eat your sandwich?
512
00:20:08,433 --> 00:20:10,433
Um, I will. Working on my fries.
513
00:20:10,451 --> 00:20:12,043
Never mind the fries--
eat the sandwich.
514
00:20:12,194 --> 00:20:13,786
I'll get there.
515
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,271
Oh, hey, Randi, uh,
516
00:20:15,289 --> 00:20:17,957
could I hand you a napkin?
517
00:20:18,109 --> 00:20:19,275
-I'm good.
-Oh, okay.
518
00:20:19,368 --> 00:20:22,111
How 'bout a, uh, chicken finger?
519
00:20:22,129 --> 00:20:23,446
No, I'm okay.
520
00:20:23,464 --> 00:20:24,280
Good God, woman,
521
00:20:24,298 --> 00:20:26,182
just look at my damn hands!
522
00:20:26,801 --> 00:20:28,893
Black fingernails?
523
00:20:29,044 --> 00:20:31,454
What did you do,
get 'em stuck in a car door?
524
00:20:31,472 --> 00:20:32,212
He let me do it.
525
00:20:32,232 --> 00:20:34,957
It's called Midnight Onyx.
526
00:20:34,959 --> 00:20:36,049
It's 2022.
527
00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:37,551
-Men can paint their nails.
-Mmm.
528
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:40,238
Well, it looks like men need
a little more practice.
529
00:20:40,389 --> 00:20:42,815
No, it's not my fault.
He wouldn't stop wiggling.
530
00:20:42,967 --> 00:20:44,242
-(chuckles)
-Hey, Kat,
531
00:20:44,469 --> 00:20:45,910
I couldn't help but notice
you're done with your fries.
532
00:20:46,061 --> 00:20:47,470
Maybe you should move on
to your sandwich?
533
00:20:47,472 --> 00:20:49,655
Uh, I think
I might save it for later.
534
00:20:49,807 --> 00:20:50,823
Good God, woman,
535
00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:52,566
just eat the damn sandwich!
536
00:20:52,643 --> 00:20:54,310
Okay, okay.
537
00:20:54,312 --> 00:20:55,995
None of this is going
the way we planned.
538
00:20:56,089 --> 00:20:57,904
It was so much smoother
in our heads.
539
00:20:57,924 --> 00:20:59,298
(chuckles)
540
00:21:00,001 --> 00:21:01,676
What's this?
541
00:21:03,170 --> 00:21:05,746
"A night of original songs
542
00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:07,914
by Max Kingbird"? Really?
543
00:21:08,009 --> 00:21:09,267
Felt like it was time.
544
00:21:09,418 --> 00:21:11,585
Well, you know
how I feel about it.
545
00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:13,920
Randi, fruit me.
546
00:21:13,998 --> 00:21:15,273
-Y-- Kat.
-(laughing)
547
00:21:15,424 --> 00:21:16,665
Hey!
548
00:21:16,684 --> 00:21:17,775
♪ ♪
549
00:21:18,002 --> 00:21:19,351
♪ Everybody talks,
everybody talks ♪
550
00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:21,404
♪ They don't know a thing ♪
551
00:21:22,431 --> 00:21:24,340
♪ I swear it ain't a secret ♪
552
00:21:24,433 --> 00:21:25,691
-♪ Secret, secret ♪
-♪ You got to let ♪
553
00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:27,192
♪ The feeling move you ♪
554
00:21:27,287 --> 00:21:29,845
♪ You better get up
on your feet ♪
555
00:21:29,864 --> 00:21:32,123
♪ And dance to the beat
if you want to shake away... ♪
556
00:21:32,533 --> 00:21:34,517
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