1 00:00:01,560 --> 00:00:03,669 ("Push It" by Salt-N-Pepa playing) 2 00:00:03,820 --> 00:00:05,579 ♪ Yo, yo, yo, yo, baby pop ♪ 3 00:00:05,731 --> 00:00:07,673 ♪ Yeah, you, come and give me a kiss ♪ 4 00:00:07,900 --> 00:00:11,084 ♪ Better make it fast or else I'm gonna get pissed ♪ 5 00:00:11,237 --> 00:00:13,512 ♪ Can't you hear the music's pumpin' hard ♪ 6 00:00:13,739 --> 00:00:15,072 ♪ Like I wish you would? ♪ 7 00:00:15,165 --> 00:00:16,682 ♪ Now push it ♪ 8 00:00:18,093 --> 00:00:20,394 ♪ Push it good ♪ 9 00:00:21,689 --> 00:00:23,564 ♪ P-Push it real good! ♪ 10 00:00:26,101 --> 00:00:28,268 ♪ Push it good ♪ 11 00:00:28,345 --> 00:00:29,253 Wait. 12 00:00:29,346 --> 00:00:31,405 ♪ P-Push it real good! ♪ 13 00:00:32,033 --> 00:00:33,032 (music stops) 14 00:00:33,183 --> 00:00:34,033 Let's do this again 15 00:00:34,184 --> 00:00:35,442 and video it for TikTok! 16 00:00:35,594 --> 00:00:36,684 Or maybe we don't 17 00:00:36,779 --> 00:00:38,037 and this is something that we just do at home 18 00:00:38,264 --> 00:00:39,763 and never tell anyone about. 19 00:00:39,782 --> 00:00:42,949 Fine. But our roommate TikTok account is never gonna go viral 20 00:00:43,044 --> 00:00:45,285 unless we post something on it. 21 00:00:46,047 --> 00:00:47,212 Do you want popcorn with the movie? 22 00:00:47,364 --> 00:00:48,881 -Wait, what movie? -Oh. 23 00:00:49,032 --> 00:00:50,716 Love Actually is on in five minutes. 24 00:00:50,867 --> 00:00:52,793 I put it on the roommate calendar. 25 00:00:52,887 --> 00:00:54,202 (scoffs) I'm really tired. 26 00:00:54,221 --> 00:00:55,387 Can we just stream it another night? 27 00:00:55,614 --> 00:00:57,872 It is so much better to watch it in real time. 28 00:00:58,041 --> 00:00:59,058 Like, with commercials? 29 00:00:59,285 --> 00:01:00,284 Exactly. 30 00:01:00,286 --> 00:01:01,301 That's when we talk about the flaws. 31 00:01:01,453 --> 00:01:02,877 Like the Hugh Grant story. 32 00:01:02,897 --> 00:01:05,289 I mean, the prime minister falling for his junior staffer? 33 00:01:05,382 --> 00:01:06,899 That's totally sexual harassment, 34 00:01:07,050 --> 00:01:08,975 given the power imbalance. 35 00:01:09,128 --> 00:01:10,885 Ooh, or what about that guy 36 00:01:10,905 --> 00:01:13,221 who creeps on his best friend's wife with those stupid signs? 37 00:01:13,315 --> 00:01:14,573 You know, for a semi-stalker, 38 00:01:14,724 --> 00:01:16,241 he has very delicate handwriting. 39 00:01:16,468 --> 00:01:18,577 Right. So we unpack all that 40 00:01:18,728 --> 00:01:21,822 and then we get back to watching the romantic movie that we love, 41 00:01:21,957 --> 00:01:22,973 actually. 42 00:01:23,066 --> 00:01:24,065 Okay, fine. 43 00:01:24,159 --> 00:01:25,492 Let the mixed feelings begin. 44 00:01:25,644 --> 00:01:28,478 Yay! It's so much better to discuss it with a roommate. 45 00:01:28,497 --> 00:01:30,756 Why? 'Cause normally you discuss it with yourself? 46 00:01:30,983 --> 00:01:32,482 No, that would be weird. 47 00:01:32,576 --> 00:01:35,152 I absolutely do that. 48 00:01:35,245 --> 00:01:36,595 ♪ Me, oh, my, oh, my, oh, me ♪ 49 00:01:36,764 --> 00:01:38,989 ♪ Nothin' wrong with you but I'd rather be me. ♪ 50 00:01:39,082 --> 00:01:41,158 One vanilla latte. And... 51 00:01:41,176 --> 00:01:43,418 a slice of my banana bread 52 00:01:43,512 --> 00:01:48,089 to help you on your long, sweaty ride. 53 00:01:48,167 --> 00:01:49,833 Thanks, Phil. 54 00:01:49,852 --> 00:01:50,776 You're the best. 55 00:01:50,927 --> 00:01:52,686 (chuckling) 56 00:01:53,614 --> 00:01:58,099 That man is finer than a frog hair split four ways. 57 00:01:58,193 --> 00:01:59,767 I am too tired to have an opinion 58 00:01:59,787 --> 00:02:02,287 about some old guy's frog hair. 59 00:02:03,290 --> 00:02:04,197 Sorry. I'm in a mood. 60 00:02:04,350 --> 00:02:05,607 Kat had me up all night. 61 00:02:05,626 --> 00:02:07,351 Oh, that must be fun-- 62 00:02:07,369 --> 00:02:08,627 two girls living together, 63 00:02:08,854 --> 00:02:10,612 painting each other's toenails 64 00:02:10,631 --> 00:02:12,280 and having pillow fights. 65 00:02:12,299 --> 00:02:14,282 Is that what you think two adult women do at night? 66 00:02:14,301 --> 00:02:15,950 Well, actually, there was a pillow fight, 67 00:02:15,970 --> 00:02:18,545 which I kind of liked because I destroyed her. (chuckles) 68 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:21,306 Look, I'm not saying that it's not fun sometimes. 69 00:02:21,533 --> 00:02:23,425 But Kat wants to have fun every night. 70 00:02:23,477 --> 00:02:25,202 Well, honey, you need to talk to her. 71 00:02:25,220 --> 00:02:28,538 No. I mean, she's saving my ass by letting me stay with her. 72 00:02:28,557 --> 00:02:29,556 I just can't wait till I get enough money 73 00:02:29,708 --> 00:02:30,798 to get my own place. 74 00:02:30,818 --> 00:02:33,210 I'm sure it'll be nice to have a bed again. 75 00:02:33,228 --> 00:02:35,470 Oh, it will. My back is killing me. 76 00:02:35,489 --> 00:02:37,381 The only people who should be sleeping on couches 77 00:02:37,399 --> 00:02:39,158 are drunk frat boys and sisters who broke up 78 00:02:39,326 --> 00:02:42,494 with their boyfriend you said was a loser from the beginning. 79 00:02:43,739 --> 00:02:45,238 ♪ Good morning to you ♪ 80 00:02:45,391 --> 00:02:47,499 ♪ Good morning to you ♪ 81 00:02:47,726 --> 00:02:49,409 ♪ You're ready to mix ♪ 82 00:02:49,561 --> 00:02:51,895 ♪ Because you've been fixed. ♪ 83 00:02:51,988 --> 00:02:52,896 (chuckles) 84 00:02:52,989 --> 00:02:54,080 Oh, you have to admit, 85 00:02:54,233 --> 00:02:55,899 her "good morning" songs are pretty cute. 86 00:02:55,918 --> 00:02:59,845 Sure. But did you know she has a song for everything? 87 00:02:59,996 --> 00:03:01,588 (muffled): ♪ Brushing my teeth ♪ 88 00:03:01,740 --> 00:03:02,997 ♪ Brushing my teeth ♪ 89 00:03:03,017 --> 00:03:04,850 ♪ Gonna get in the back ♪ 90 00:03:05,001 --> 00:03:06,167 ♪ In case there is plaque. ♪ 91 00:03:06,187 --> 00:03:07,335 ♪ D-D-Decaf ♪ 92 00:03:07,429 --> 00:03:09,262 ♪ Decaf, it gets a bad rap ♪ 93 00:03:09,415 --> 00:03:10,747 ♪ Life's already caffeinated ♪ 94 00:03:10,766 --> 00:03:12,006 ♪ That's just my opinion-ated ♪ 95 00:03:12,084 --> 00:03:13,083 ♪ Break it down, break it down. ♪ 96 00:03:13,101 --> 00:03:15,319 (beatboxing) 97 00:03:16,588 --> 00:03:19,364 Okay, I see how that might be a challenge. 98 00:03:19,591 --> 00:03:23,410 Especially the liberties she's taking with her rhymes. 99 00:03:24,538 --> 00:03:25,762 Good mornin', Phil! 100 00:03:25,855 --> 00:03:26,688 Mornin', roomie. 101 00:03:26,782 --> 00:03:28,999 We did that upstairs already. 102 00:03:30,769 --> 00:03:31,543 Is she okay? 103 00:03:31,620 --> 00:03:33,194 Her back is a little sore 104 00:03:33,288 --> 00:03:34,713 from sleeping on your couch. 105 00:03:34,864 --> 00:03:37,532 (gasps) Oh, no. I feel terrible. 106 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:39,534 ♪ Old couch, hard and lumpy ♪ 107 00:03:39,628 --> 00:03:42,128 ♪ Making my friend Randi grumpy. ♪ 108 00:03:42,281 --> 00:03:43,388 Yeah. 109 00:03:43,540 --> 00:03:46,516 Might want to keep that little gem to yourself. 110 00:03:47,895 --> 00:03:49,877 Damn, this is messed up. 111 00:03:49,972 --> 00:03:50,971 Climate change? 112 00:03:51,123 --> 00:03:52,231 The increasing wage gap? 113 00:03:52,382 --> 00:03:54,900 The uphill battle for social justice and equality? 114 00:03:55,051 --> 00:03:56,476 Uh, no. 115 00:03:56,628 --> 00:03:59,220 But now what I'm about to say is gonna sound really petty. 116 00:03:59,314 --> 00:04:00,630 I'm talking about this month's Bourbon Crawl. 117 00:04:00,632 --> 00:04:02,632 The list came out and we're not on it. 118 00:04:02,726 --> 00:04:04,317 How is it possible the Middle C didn't make the list 119 00:04:04,470 --> 00:04:05,727 but Pete's Watering Hole did? 120 00:04:05,788 --> 00:04:08,321 Probably because Pete keeps adding new bourbons. 121 00:04:08,474 --> 00:04:11,250 They have this 20-year-old reserve that is so smooth, 122 00:04:11,401 --> 00:04:14,311 it's like a lover whispering in your ear. 123 00:04:14,329 --> 00:04:16,070 Are you cheating on the Middle C? 124 00:04:16,090 --> 00:04:17,739 Well, maybe if you spiced things up on the bourbon shelf, 125 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:20,241 I wouldn't have to look elsewhere to have my needs met. 126 00:04:20,335 --> 00:04:22,594 Okay, we are in a weird area, 127 00:04:22,821 --> 00:04:23,929 but I get your point. 128 00:04:24,156 --> 00:04:25,505 We got to up our bourbon game. 129 00:04:25,599 --> 00:04:27,081 (singsongy): Hey. 130 00:04:27,159 --> 00:04:28,508 -(singsongy): Hey. -MAX: Aw. 131 00:04:28,602 --> 00:04:31,919 Look at you two, with your hey-heys and your smiles. 132 00:04:31,939 --> 00:04:33,497 So cute. 133 00:04:33,515 --> 00:04:35,774 Ew. See? That's why I didn't want to tell anyone about us. 134 00:04:35,925 --> 00:04:38,351 In his defense, we are pretty damn cute. 135 00:04:38,445 --> 00:04:41,613 Okay, so I know my rule is to never stay over 136 00:04:41,765 --> 00:04:42,948 more than two nights a week, 137 00:04:43,099 --> 00:04:44,449 but I have to get some sleep. 138 00:04:44,601 --> 00:04:45,617 So can I s... 139 00:04:45,694 --> 00:04:47,360 Stay over tonight? Hell yeah! 140 00:04:47,513 --> 00:04:49,121 I'll make you dinner. Do you like coq au vin? 141 00:04:49,272 --> 00:04:50,271 I don't know how to make it. 142 00:04:50,365 --> 00:04:51,606 I'm not even sure what it is. 143 00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:53,366 But, for you, I'll figure it out. 144 00:04:53,519 --> 00:04:54,275 You know what? 145 00:04:54,295 --> 00:04:56,036 -(chuckles) Forget it. -Oh. 146 00:04:56,188 --> 00:04:58,112 I now remember why there was a rule in place. 147 00:04:58,206 --> 00:04:59,798 You are way too into this. 148 00:04:59,949 --> 00:05:01,207 (chuckles) 149 00:05:02,027 --> 00:05:04,118 Unlike Pete's 20-year-old reserve, 150 00:05:04,196 --> 00:05:06,287 that was not smooth. 151 00:05:06,307 --> 00:05:08,807 I know. My brain was like, 152 00:05:09,034 --> 00:05:09,808 "Play it cool." 153 00:05:10,035 --> 00:05:10,976 But my mouth was like... 154 00:05:11,127 --> 00:05:12,394 (high-pitched): "It's happening!" 155 00:05:14,964 --> 00:05:16,648 -You ready for your surprise? -(chuckles) 156 00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:19,151 On the count of three, we both take off our blindfolds. 157 00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:20,802 Why do you have a blindfold on? 158 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:23,730 Because I want to experience it right alongside you. 159 00:05:23,882 --> 00:05:26,474 Is that why it took so long to get up the stairs? 160 00:05:26,568 --> 00:05:29,310 Well, I now see the flaw in my plan. 161 00:05:29,404 --> 00:05:30,478 Okay. Three steps down. 162 00:05:30,572 --> 00:05:33,648 You... are gonna love me when you see this. 163 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:35,575 Now, don't feel like you have to say that you love me. 164 00:05:35,727 --> 00:05:37,894 But if you want to say that you love me, go ahead. 165 00:05:38,063 --> 00:05:39,588 Or don't. Again, up to you. 166 00:05:41,342 --> 00:05:42,899 Ta-da! 167 00:05:42,992 --> 00:05:44,234 Where's the couch? 168 00:05:44,252 --> 00:05:45,510 At the thrift store! It was hurting your back, 169 00:05:45,737 --> 00:05:46,903 so I got you a new one! 170 00:05:46,922 --> 00:05:49,072 And this one folds out into a bed! 171 00:05:49,091 --> 00:05:50,182 How much do you love me? 172 00:05:50,333 --> 00:05:52,834 I had $2,000 hidden in that couch! 173 00:05:52,928 --> 00:05:54,001 What?! 174 00:05:54,838 --> 00:05:56,646 You can tell me you love me later. 175 00:06:02,011 --> 00:06:03,695 Why would you hide all that money 176 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:05,105 in the couch? What about a bank? 177 00:06:05,107 --> 00:06:06,681 I like to keep my money close, okay? 178 00:06:06,683 --> 00:06:08,367 I need to see it first thing in the morning 179 00:06:08,369 --> 00:06:10,093 and say good night to it before I go to bed. 180 00:06:10,112 --> 00:06:13,205 And now it's out there, alone and in the cold. 181 00:06:13,356 --> 00:06:14,689 Well, i-if it helps, the weather's supposed to stay warm 182 00:06:14,783 --> 00:06:16,691 through the end of the w-- Okay, that's not helping. 183 00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:18,268 I have been saving for months. 184 00:06:18,361 --> 00:06:20,194 That money was for me to get my own place. 185 00:06:20,272 --> 00:06:22,214 You gave away my escape fund! 186 00:06:23,217 --> 00:06:24,866 Your "escape fund"? 187 00:06:24,885 --> 00:06:25,942 I didn't mean that. 188 00:06:25,961 --> 00:06:27,277 Well, what did you mean? 189 00:06:27,370 --> 00:06:29,629 I just meant that I can't live here forever, Kat. 190 00:06:29,781 --> 00:06:31,873 Eventually, I have to get my own place. 191 00:06:31,967 --> 00:06:33,392 And I want that for you. 192 00:06:33,577 --> 00:06:35,894 I can't wait to come over with salt and bread. 193 00:06:36,121 --> 00:06:37,229 It's a Jewish thing. 194 00:06:37,380 --> 00:06:38,455 You should never go hungry, 195 00:06:38,548 --> 00:06:39,639 may your life be full of flavor... 196 00:06:39,791 --> 00:06:40,882 Let's talk about this later. 197 00:06:41,793 --> 00:06:43,977 I had no idea you've been so unhappy. 198 00:06:44,129 --> 00:06:45,070 I'm not unhappy. 199 00:06:45,330 --> 00:06:46,296 It's just that... 200 00:06:46,389 --> 00:06:48,298 you always want to have fun! 201 00:06:48,391 --> 00:06:50,300 Like, all the time! You're very perky! 202 00:06:50,393 --> 00:06:53,394 Wow. So you need to "escape" my "perky"? 203 00:06:53,488 --> 00:06:56,306 No! I need to find my money! 204 00:06:56,324 --> 00:06:57,582 Okay, okay. Oscar and I 205 00:06:57,809 --> 00:06:59,233 just dropped off the couch a few hours ago. 206 00:06:59,253 --> 00:07:00,585 Well, can we go get it, please? 207 00:07:00,812 --> 00:07:02,570 We're gonna go get it! We're gonna get your money! 208 00:07:02,589 --> 00:07:04,147 ♪ Oh, keys, keys, where are my keys? ♪ 209 00:07:04,149 --> 00:07:05,406 ♪ Keys, keys, show yourself, please ♪ 210 00:07:05,500 --> 00:07:06,758 ♪ Keys, keys, where you at? ♪ 211 00:07:06,985 --> 00:07:07,909 ♪ Keys, keys, come to Kat. ♪ 212 00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:09,002 Not the time for a song! 213 00:07:09,096 --> 00:07:10,987 Oh, quick, put on your blindfold. 214 00:07:11,006 --> 00:07:13,006 -Why? -I don't know! I say stupid things when I panic! 215 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:16,584 All right, gentlemen, remember, we got to pace ourselves. 216 00:07:16,603 --> 00:07:18,678 We've got eight bourbons to taste tonight. 217 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:20,346 Are you gonna serve it with a sweet potato 218 00:07:20,441 --> 00:07:23,683 dipped in maple syrup like they do at Pete's Watering Hole? 219 00:07:23,835 --> 00:07:25,001 That is tasty. 220 00:07:25,094 --> 00:07:26,060 Cheaters. 221 00:07:26,113 --> 00:07:27,279 You're all a bunch of cheaters. 222 00:07:27,430 --> 00:07:29,096 Well, give us a reason not to. 223 00:07:29,116 --> 00:07:31,116 Let's get to tastin'. 224 00:07:31,267 --> 00:07:32,192 Ouch. 225 00:07:32,286 --> 00:07:33,677 That's what you get for being grabby. 226 00:07:33,695 --> 00:07:35,862 They don't slap you at Pete's. 227 00:07:36,682 --> 00:07:38,105 As you can see, I've covered the labels 228 00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:39,699 to eliminate any bias. 229 00:07:39,851 --> 00:07:41,626 We'll sip each one, sit with it for at least five seconds 230 00:07:41,778 --> 00:07:44,111 and then we'll give it a rating from one to ten. 231 00:07:44,131 --> 00:07:46,131 Wait, is one the best or ten? 232 00:07:46,282 --> 00:07:47,857 When is one ever better than ten? 233 00:07:47,951 --> 00:07:50,117 One stab wound is better than ten. 234 00:07:50,137 --> 00:07:51,136 How 'bout STDs, 235 00:07:51,287 --> 00:07:52,862 snakes, clowns... 236 00:07:52,881 --> 00:07:55,623 Oh, yeah, you never want to be in a room with ten clowns. 237 00:07:55,642 --> 00:07:57,726 I'm currently in a room with two. 238 00:07:59,204 --> 00:08:00,461 Now, this is important, 239 00:08:00,481 --> 00:08:02,630 so we need to really, really stay focused. 240 00:08:03,317 --> 00:08:06,376 -(laughing) -I was going old-school on the dance floor. 241 00:08:06,469 --> 00:08:08,061 -I was doing the Dougie. -Oh! 242 00:08:08,155 --> 00:08:10,380 Doing the Running Man. 243 00:08:10,473 --> 00:08:11,381 (chuckles) 244 00:08:11,383 --> 00:08:13,474 I was acting like a fool for her! 245 00:08:13,494 --> 00:08:15,309 You got to do what you got to do! 246 00:08:15,329 --> 00:08:17,144 -(chuckles) -And then what happened? 247 00:08:17,164 --> 00:08:19,389 Well, I tried to seal the deal by krumping. 248 00:08:19,482 --> 00:08:21,574 I turned around, she was walking away. 249 00:08:21,727 --> 00:08:23,393 Well, you don't krump at a lady. 250 00:08:23,486 --> 00:08:25,078 -You don't krump at all! -(chuckling) 251 00:08:25,154 --> 00:08:26,913 I know. I know. 252 00:08:27,007 --> 00:08:28,231 And she was so cool. 253 00:08:28,233 --> 00:08:29,232 I tried calling after her, 254 00:08:29,251 --> 00:08:30,900 but I couldn't remember her name. 255 00:08:30,994 --> 00:08:32,252 Oh, man, that is the worst. 256 00:08:32,404 --> 00:08:34,237 -Mm-hmm. -I always use a mnemonic. 257 00:08:34,406 --> 00:08:37,407 When I met Carter, I said, "Carter, Farter." 258 00:08:37,576 --> 00:08:38,908 (laughing) 259 00:08:38,927 --> 00:08:40,744 When I met Max, 260 00:08:40,762 --> 00:08:41,669 I said, 261 00:08:41,688 --> 00:08:43,747 "He's hot. I won't forget him." 262 00:08:43,765 --> 00:08:45,248 (laughs) 263 00:08:45,934 --> 00:08:47,433 You know, it's fun to be out there again, 264 00:08:47,510 --> 00:08:49,419 but I wouldn't mind being in a relationship like you. 265 00:08:49,437 --> 00:08:51,345 Randi won't let us use the R-word. 266 00:08:51,439 --> 00:08:54,107 She calls it a "situationship." 267 00:08:54,201 --> 00:08:55,775 PHIL: Is she crazy? 268 00:08:55,944 --> 00:08:57,277 You're a catch. 269 00:08:57,429 --> 00:08:59,204 You've got everything a woman could want, 270 00:08:59,355 --> 00:09:02,189 and your hair is a gravitational wonder! 271 00:09:02,267 --> 00:09:03,783 (Max chuckles) 272 00:09:03,935 --> 00:09:04,784 To Carter's hair! 273 00:09:04,878 --> 00:09:05,877 (chuckling) 274 00:09:06,104 --> 00:09:07,045 What about you, Phil? 275 00:09:07,196 --> 00:09:09,122 Anyone out there tickling your fancy? 276 00:09:09,198 --> 00:09:11,216 Well, there is this one gentleman 277 00:09:11,367 --> 00:09:14,535 who shows up every morning in his little bike outfit. 278 00:09:14,629 --> 00:09:17,797 He's got a fancy I wouldn't mind ticklin'. 279 00:09:17,949 --> 00:09:19,783 -(chuckles) Well, go for it! -(Carter chuckles) 280 00:09:19,785 --> 00:09:20,725 You got to hit that! 281 00:09:20,760 --> 00:09:21,726 Oh! Oh, no, no, no. 282 00:09:21,878 --> 00:09:24,045 That man would not be interested in me. 283 00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:26,047 Max, we have to make this happen. 284 00:09:26,215 --> 00:09:27,473 Here's what you're gonna do. 285 00:09:27,568 --> 00:09:29,383 You're gonna invite him to go ride bikes 286 00:09:29,403 --> 00:09:30,735 on that trail by the lake. 287 00:09:30,962 --> 00:09:31,811 Oh, strong start. 288 00:09:31,963 --> 00:09:33,146 I'm liking this. 289 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:36,057 Then, just as the water comes into view, 290 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:37,133 you get a cramp in your leg. 291 00:09:37,152 --> 00:09:38,301 But-- how convenient-- 292 00:09:38,320 --> 00:09:39,578 under that beautiful willow tree, 293 00:09:39,729 --> 00:09:42,747 someone has left a bottle of wine and two glasses. 294 00:09:42,899 --> 00:09:44,490 Who? Who did that? 295 00:09:44,643 --> 00:09:46,142 We did, you idiot! 296 00:09:46,144 --> 00:09:47,310 I'm the idiot? 297 00:09:47,403 --> 00:09:48,828 You think two grown men are gonna drink 298 00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:51,481 an open bottle of wine that they find on the side of the road? 299 00:09:51,574 --> 00:09:52,573 Phil would be in on it! 300 00:09:52,593 --> 00:09:54,651 Well, you should've made that clear! 301 00:09:54,744 --> 00:09:57,912 Oh, boys, boys, boys, this is all very sweet, 302 00:09:57,931 --> 00:09:59,264 but it's not gonna work. 303 00:09:59,415 --> 00:10:01,582 I don't know how to ride a bike. 304 00:10:01,718 --> 00:10:02,917 What? How is that possible? 305 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:04,251 No one taught you? 306 00:10:04,346 --> 00:10:06,996 Well, my dad gave me my brother's old bike, 307 00:10:07,165 --> 00:10:09,090 but I wanted my sister's. 308 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:10,442 It was pink. 309 00:10:10,593 --> 00:10:12,277 It had sparkly streamers 310 00:10:12,504 --> 00:10:15,338 and a big basket filled with plastic flowers. 311 00:10:15,357 --> 00:10:16,430 I loved it. 312 00:10:16,450 --> 00:10:20,118 But when my father saw me sitting on it, 313 00:10:20,195 --> 00:10:23,863 he just shook his head and walked in the house. 314 00:10:24,015 --> 00:10:25,698 Sorry, Phil. 315 00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:26,774 That's tough. 316 00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:28,943 I was so ashamed. 317 00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:30,945 I never got on that bike again. 318 00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:32,655 Or any other bike. 319 00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:35,224 I know exactly what we have to do. 320 00:10:35,360 --> 00:10:37,284 Desecrate his father's grave. 321 00:10:37,304 --> 00:10:39,545 No. Teach him how to ride a bike. 322 00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:40,972 Why do we always have to do what you want? 323 00:10:41,199 --> 00:10:42,807 If there's time, we can do both! 324 00:10:43,034 --> 00:10:45,459 Oh! You guys are the best! 325 00:10:45,553 --> 00:10:46,627 (chuckling) 326 00:10:46,705 --> 00:10:48,554 Okay, you're not my couch. 327 00:10:48,707 --> 00:10:50,923 You're not my couch. I don't know any of you. 328 00:10:51,059 --> 00:10:52,299 Where is the couch? 329 00:10:52,319 --> 00:10:54,301 Welcome to Joe's Used But Useful. 330 00:10:54,379 --> 00:10:56,470 We're here for your penny-pinching pleasure. 331 00:10:56,490 --> 00:10:58,548 Hi, I was here this morning. I dropped off a couch. 332 00:10:58,566 --> 00:11:02,494 Oh, right. You kept saying someone was going to love you. 333 00:11:03,312 --> 00:11:04,311 Yeah, that didn't pan out. 334 00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:06,164 Um, I need to get it back. 335 00:11:06,391 --> 00:11:08,482 -It's been sold. -To who? 336 00:11:08,502 --> 00:11:09,483 Oh, I'm sorry, 337 00:11:09,503 --> 00:11:11,244 there are confidentiality issues. 338 00:11:11,338 --> 00:11:13,004 Why? You're not a doctor. 339 00:11:13,231 --> 00:11:14,731 You sell crap with weird stains on it. 340 00:11:14,733 --> 00:11:18,251 Sorry, it's really important that my friend find that couch. 341 00:11:18,403 --> 00:11:19,694 Don't worry, we'll get it back, 342 00:11:19,696 --> 00:11:21,012 and then you can escape from me. 343 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:22,681 Can we just forget I said that? 344 00:11:22,832 --> 00:11:24,240 Totally forgotten. 345 00:11:24,409 --> 00:11:26,000 And I won't even bring up the "perky" thing. 346 00:11:26,094 --> 00:11:27,427 But, you know, to be honest, 347 00:11:27,521 --> 00:11:29,003 you're not the easiest person to live with, either. 348 00:11:29,097 --> 00:11:30,246 I'm sure I'm not. 349 00:11:30,265 --> 00:11:31,247 You're moody in the morning, 350 00:11:31,340 --> 00:11:32,598 you leave dishes in the sink, 351 00:11:32,693 --> 00:11:34,025 you borrow my clothes without asking. 352 00:11:34,252 --> 00:11:35,585 I have never borrowed your clothes! 353 00:11:35,603 --> 00:11:38,345 I know! You hate my clothes, and that's no fun for me! 354 00:11:38,440 --> 00:11:40,532 Well, then, you'll be happy when I'm gone. 355 00:11:40,683 --> 00:11:43,493 Excuse me, you're making the customers anxious. 356 00:11:49,025 --> 00:11:50,709 You're making me anxious. 357 00:11:50,785 --> 00:11:54,195 Well, then, just tell us where the ever-loving couch is. 358 00:11:54,289 --> 00:11:56,864 Fine. But no one can know where you got the intel. 359 00:11:56,958 --> 00:11:58,699 We promise-- this will never get traced back to you. 360 00:11:58,719 --> 00:12:00,885 And if it does, we'll just tell them that we beat it out of you. 361 00:12:01,112 --> 00:12:04,639 It'll be easy to believe because it was this close to happening. 362 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:08,209 I'm not sure about this. 363 00:12:08,303 --> 00:12:10,228 -But what's important is we are. -Mm-hmm. 364 00:12:10,379 --> 00:12:11,621 -I think you're ready to go. -Mm-hmm. 365 00:12:11,639 --> 00:12:13,732 Yeah, but my feet aren't even touching the pedals. 366 00:12:13,883 --> 00:12:16,383 This bike was built for a sporty giant. 367 00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:18,194 Oh. Sorry. 368 00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:20,572 (yells) Ooh! My boys! 369 00:12:20,799 --> 00:12:22,799 -Ooh, I felt that. -(high-pitched): Me, too. -(whimpers) 370 00:12:22,892 --> 00:12:25,410 -(groans) -All right, here's what we're gonna do. 371 00:12:25,561 --> 00:12:27,061 -All right? We're gonna give you a push. -(grunts) 372 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,897 -Uh, uh... -Yeah. That's it. Then you're on your own. 373 00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:31,491 -Wh-What? -That's not how we're gonna do this. 374 00:12:31,585 --> 00:12:33,585 Why not? That's how my dad taught me 375 00:12:33,736 --> 00:12:34,994 and how I taught my son. 376 00:12:35,071 --> 00:12:36,646 You just give 'em a push, let 'em sink or swim. 377 00:12:36,664 --> 00:12:38,757 Well, I didn't have a dad, so I can't tap into 378 00:12:38,984 --> 00:12:40,074 all that toxic masculinity. 379 00:12:40,243 --> 00:12:42,076 It's not toxic masculinity! 380 00:12:42,170 --> 00:12:43,653 It's the recipe for a champion! 381 00:12:43,746 --> 00:12:45,671 We're gonna teach Phil the way that my mom taught me. 382 00:12:45,824 --> 00:12:47,932 She held on and ran behind me the whole time. 383 00:12:48,159 --> 00:12:50,326 (laughs) That's the stupidest thing I ever heard. 384 00:12:50,419 --> 00:12:52,011 It was gentle and nurturing. 385 00:12:52,163 --> 00:12:54,755 When did you actually learn to ride by yourself? 386 00:12:54,775 --> 00:12:56,090 Well, that's not important, Farter. 387 00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:57,500 Answer the question, son! 388 00:12:57,519 --> 00:12:58,668 Sixth grade, okay? 389 00:12:58,686 --> 00:13:00,003 But it kept my mom in great shape! 390 00:13:00,096 --> 00:13:01,004 That's why we're doing it my way, 391 00:13:01,097 --> 00:13:02,839 -pretty boy! -(yells) 392 00:13:02,857 --> 00:13:04,115 Oh! My foot! 393 00:13:04,267 --> 00:13:05,784 Shake it off, sport. 394 00:13:06,011 --> 00:13:07,285 Oh, my sweet angel. 395 00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:10,997 We had such different childhoods. 396 00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:17,870 Max was gonna ride me to urgent care 397 00:13:18,023 --> 00:13:19,280 on the back of his bike, 398 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:22,449 but your big old chariot is much nicer. 399 00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:23,709 Happy to help. 400 00:13:23,862 --> 00:13:26,137 You saved me from my cleaning lady's housewarming. 401 00:13:26,289 --> 00:13:30,683 Somehow, she manages to reach the dust on her ceiling fan. 402 00:13:31,553 --> 00:13:32,885 How you feeling, Phil? 403 00:13:33,054 --> 00:13:34,871 I feel like a damn fool. 404 00:13:34,889 --> 00:13:37,148 I'm too old to learn to ride a bike 405 00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:38,983 and too old to find love. 406 00:13:39,210 --> 00:13:42,211 Good Lord, you want some cheese with that whine? 407 00:13:42,213 --> 00:13:44,397 Hoo-hoo! Sick burn from Sheila. 408 00:13:44,549 --> 00:13:47,733 You know who has a great cheese and wine pairing? Pete's. 409 00:13:47,886 --> 00:13:49,068 You shut your mouth. 410 00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:50,495 Quiet, you two. 411 00:13:50,646 --> 00:13:53,222 You know, Phil, when my husband died, 412 00:13:53,241 --> 00:13:55,333 I could've become a sad old widow, 413 00:13:55,560 --> 00:13:56,726 but I didn't. 414 00:13:56,744 --> 00:13:59,671 I went right next door and found love again. 415 00:13:59,898 --> 00:14:02,732 I know. My mama says there's a lid for every pot. 416 00:14:02,750 --> 00:14:04,325 But it's different for gay men. 417 00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:06,177 At some point, the gay lids 418 00:14:06,329 --> 00:14:08,513 want younger, cuter pots to cover. 419 00:14:08,740 --> 00:14:12,333 And us old pots only get drug out when the roof leaks. 420 00:14:12,410 --> 00:14:14,744 Oh, please, I'm a woman over 60. 421 00:14:14,762 --> 00:14:16,020 I'm invisible. 422 00:14:16,172 --> 00:14:17,338 When I walk into a room, 423 00:14:17,432 --> 00:14:19,265 all people see is a great pair of shoes 424 00:14:19,417 --> 00:14:21,860 and a Chanel bag floating in the air. 425 00:14:22,678 --> 00:14:24,845 I always notice your hair. 426 00:14:24,939 --> 00:14:26,756 Me, too. It's like a penny. 427 00:14:26,849 --> 00:14:28,015 But hair. 428 00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:29,516 Thanks, boys. 429 00:14:29,611 --> 00:14:33,037 Fredrick got me in last minute before he went into hospice. 430 00:14:33,932 --> 00:14:34,780 You know, Phil, 431 00:14:34,933 --> 00:14:35,990 as I always say, 432 00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:37,375 thank you, next. 433 00:14:37,526 --> 00:14:39,693 (chuckles) That's Ariana Grande. 434 00:14:39,713 --> 00:14:40,620 That's her song. 435 00:14:40,772 --> 00:14:42,046 Well, I said it first. 436 00:14:42,273 --> 00:14:44,774 Put yourself out there. 437 00:14:44,792 --> 00:14:45,958 And if you get a no, 438 00:14:46,111 --> 00:14:47,944 it's thank you, next. 439 00:14:48,037 --> 00:14:49,721 You want to go out? No? 440 00:14:49,872 --> 00:14:51,372 Thank you, next! 441 00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:53,725 That's some straight up wisdom right there. 442 00:14:53,952 --> 00:14:55,209 MAX: Hey, 443 00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:56,285 I know we're on the way to the hospital, 444 00:14:56,304 --> 00:14:57,395 but we just passed a taco place 445 00:14:57,546 --> 00:14:59,288 with no line in the drive-through. 446 00:14:59,290 --> 00:15:00,732 What is wrong with you? 447 00:15:00,959 --> 00:15:02,458 -I'm hungry. -You're always hungry. 448 00:15:02,477 --> 00:15:03,550 Stop shaming me! 449 00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:06,387 So help me, I will pull this car over. 450 00:15:06,481 --> 00:15:08,055 Can you pull it over into the parking lot 451 00:15:08,133 --> 00:15:09,815 of that frozen yogurt place? 452 00:15:09,968 --> 00:15:10,967 Ooh, frozen yogurt! 453 00:15:10,985 --> 00:15:13,077 Oh, now you're on board? 454 00:15:15,398 --> 00:15:17,248 I guess, in a way, my mom dying 455 00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,900 brought me and my sister closer together. 456 00:15:19,994 --> 00:15:21,144 There it is. 457 00:15:21,312 --> 00:15:22,569 Okay, here's what we'll do. 458 00:15:22,647 --> 00:15:25,273 I'll pull the fire alarm, and then we'll rush in. 459 00:15:25,275 --> 00:15:26,649 We'll say we're with the fire department. 460 00:15:26,651 --> 00:15:27,908 No, that sounds ridiculous. 461 00:15:27,928 --> 00:15:29,318 Let's just wait until the meeting's over. 462 00:15:29,337 --> 00:15:31,821 W-- That's in an hour and a half. 463 00:15:31,914 --> 00:15:34,081 I have travel Scrabble in the car. 464 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,749 Would you two like to join us? 465 00:15:35,843 --> 00:15:38,828 -Oh. Uh, no, no, no. No, we're-we're good. -(chuckles softly) 466 00:15:38,997 --> 00:15:39,920 We'll just, uh... 467 00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:41,272 we'll wait out here and watch. 468 00:15:41,499 --> 00:15:43,332 But not in a weird, like, voyeuristic-- 469 00:15:43,351 --> 00:15:46,027 You know, we're firefighters. 470 00:15:47,263 --> 00:15:49,005 You know what? I'll come in. 471 00:15:49,023 --> 00:15:51,324 I've got $2,000 worth of grief. 472 00:15:53,011 --> 00:15:54,677 Good news. 473 00:15:54,696 --> 00:15:56,179 Phil's foot is just a mild sprain. 474 00:15:56,197 --> 00:15:57,905 Oh, that's a relief. 475 00:15:58,016 --> 00:15:59,198 Now, let's talk about you boys. 476 00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:00,850 What were you thinking?! 477 00:16:00,868 --> 00:16:04,854 Drinking like that and then putting poor Phil on a bicycle. 478 00:16:04,947 --> 00:16:06,547 -Sorry. -Sorry. 479 00:16:08,209 --> 00:16:09,968 You know something? I just realized, 480 00:16:10,119 --> 00:16:11,970 I've never had to do this before. 481 00:16:12,197 --> 00:16:13,471 The only dangerous thing Kat ever did 482 00:16:13,622 --> 00:16:17,200 was eat too many breath strips and her tongue went numb. 483 00:16:17,218 --> 00:16:18,351 We were picking new bourbons 484 00:16:18,536 --> 00:16:20,369 for Carter's bar, and it got away from us. 485 00:16:20,463 --> 00:16:22,538 Maybe if we would've stuck to my system... 486 00:16:22,707 --> 00:16:24,557 -Oh, here we go again. -Let me help. 487 00:16:24,709 --> 00:16:26,300 I'm a bit of an expert. 488 00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:28,987 My mother put bourbon on my gums when I was teething. 489 00:16:29,214 --> 00:16:30,488 By the time I was two, 490 00:16:30,681 --> 00:16:33,899 I'd developed quite a distinct palate. 491 00:16:33,976 --> 00:16:35,218 PHIL: Hey, everybody! 492 00:16:35,311 --> 00:16:36,886 -(chuckles) -Oh! How are you? 493 00:16:36,904 --> 00:16:37,996 There he is! 494 00:16:38,147 --> 00:16:40,147 (chuckles) This is Nurse Nelson, 495 00:16:40,241 --> 00:16:41,891 who took very good care of me, 496 00:16:41,909 --> 00:16:44,227 and we're going out on Saturday. 497 00:16:44,245 --> 00:16:46,320 Keep that foot elevated for a couple days. 498 00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:48,397 -I'll call and check in. -Mm-hmm. 499 00:16:48,416 --> 00:16:49,415 Mm-hmm. 500 00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:50,508 (chuckling) 501 00:16:50,585 --> 00:16:52,010 Good for you, Phil. 502 00:16:52,237 --> 00:16:53,660 You put yourself out there. 503 00:16:53,755 --> 00:16:55,996 Well, I got a no from the doctor. 504 00:16:56,016 --> 00:16:58,349 I got a no from the radiologist. 505 00:16:58,501 --> 00:17:00,409 But I kept thank you, next'ing 506 00:17:00,428 --> 00:17:04,247 and thank you, next'ing until Nelson said 507 00:17:04,340 --> 00:17:06,507 he loves Ariana Grande. 508 00:17:06,601 --> 00:17:10,695 Why is that woman getting credit for something I came up with? 509 00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:13,847 Like, the other day, 510 00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:18,018 I saw a beautiful butterfly in my yard and I thought, 511 00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:19,019 "That's Mom, 512 00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:20,854 checking in on me." 513 00:17:20,948 --> 00:17:23,449 She always did have an opinion about my roses. 514 00:17:23,601 --> 00:17:26,527 It's nice to feel like she's still with me somehow. 515 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:29,105 -I know we always... -Would you mind switching seats? 516 00:17:29,198 --> 00:17:31,274 You get here early, you get the couch. 517 00:17:31,367 --> 00:17:33,384 Okay. It's just that my back hurts 518 00:17:33,536 --> 00:17:35,111 when I sit in these kind of chairs, so... 519 00:17:35,204 --> 00:17:36,537 You get here early, 520 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:38,598 you get the couch. 521 00:17:43,063 --> 00:17:44,804 Can we just pull the fire alarm now? 522 00:17:44,956 --> 00:17:46,731 Shh! 523 00:17:46,882 --> 00:17:48,140 Would you like to share? 524 00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:48,974 Me? 525 00:17:49,127 --> 00:17:49,975 Yeah. 526 00:17:50,128 --> 00:17:51,736 Oh. No, no, no. 527 00:17:51,887 --> 00:17:52,719 I'm, uh... 528 00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:55,531 I'm-I'm not sad. (chuckles) 529 00:17:56,634 --> 00:17:57,967 Today was hard, but... 530 00:17:57,985 --> 00:18:01,304 In general, I'm a very optimistic person. 531 00:18:01,397 --> 00:18:02,563 (chuckles) 532 00:18:03,324 --> 00:18:05,141 I mean, of course, there's some sadness. 533 00:18:05,310 --> 00:18:06,976 My-my dad died. 534 00:18:06,994 --> 00:18:10,237 It was over a year ago, but... 535 00:18:10,331 --> 00:18:12,239 still, it's kind of hard to wrap my head around it. 536 00:18:12,333 --> 00:18:14,241 (exhales) You know? Like, one day, he was here, 537 00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:15,927 and then, the next day, he was... 538 00:18:16,154 --> 00:18:17,002 just gone. (chuckles) 539 00:18:17,155 --> 00:18:19,913 What are you feeling now? 540 00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:22,341 Uh, I don't know. 541 00:18:23,103 --> 00:18:25,678 I guess there's always, uh, some stuff 542 00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:28,013 that you wish you did or... 543 00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:29,774 got to share. 544 00:18:29,925 --> 00:18:31,834 Mm. Like what? 545 00:18:32,595 --> 00:18:34,670 Well, like, the weekend before he died, 546 00:18:34,763 --> 00:18:38,116 uh, he cleaned out the-the closet in the den, 547 00:18:38,343 --> 00:18:39,283 and he found this board game 548 00:18:39,510 --> 00:18:41,527 we used to play, Hungry Hungry Hippos. 549 00:18:41,604 --> 00:18:43,287 And he asked if I wanted to come over and play. 550 00:18:43,514 --> 00:18:45,197 You know, he thought it would be fun if we ordered pizza 551 00:18:45,350 --> 00:18:46,940 and we all played Hungry Hungry Hippos. 552 00:18:47,034 --> 00:18:49,776 And I said, "I can't play Hungry Hungry Hippos with you. 553 00:18:49,912 --> 00:18:51,036 "I'm too busy. 554 00:18:51,189 --> 00:18:53,047 Also, I'm almost 40." (chuckles) 555 00:18:55,526 --> 00:18:58,878 If I had known that he'd be gone two days later, I mean, I... 556 00:18:59,030 --> 00:19:01,864 I would've played it 100 times. 557 00:19:01,883 --> 00:19:03,457 You know? I would've... 558 00:19:03,626 --> 00:19:06,126 grabbed all the fun that I could've had with him 559 00:19:06,146 --> 00:19:08,554 out of every moment that was left. 560 00:19:09,632 --> 00:19:12,208 And maybe that's why I hold on to people that I love 561 00:19:12,226 --> 00:19:13,634 a little... too tightly. 562 00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:16,821 You know, I just want to make sure that I, like... 563 00:19:16,972 --> 00:19:19,448 make the most of every moment. 564 00:19:20,385 --> 00:19:22,309 I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. 565 00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:24,904 You know how grateful I am for you letting me stay. 566 00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:26,889 I do. 567 00:19:26,908 --> 00:19:28,724 And I'll try to be less perky. 568 00:19:28,743 --> 00:19:33,229 No, no. Your perkiness balances out my anti-perkiness. 569 00:19:33,247 --> 00:19:35,564 Together, we're just the right amount of perk. 570 00:19:36,325 --> 00:19:38,342 Okay, but I promise-- no more pillow fights. 571 00:19:38,494 --> 00:19:41,161 No, I loved the pillow fight, because I won. 572 00:19:41,239 --> 00:19:42,405 (chuckles): Oh. 573 00:19:42,423 --> 00:19:43,848 I let you win. 574 00:19:43,999 --> 00:19:45,850 Bitch, you did not let me win. 575 00:19:46,001 --> 00:19:47,076 Bitch, I did let-- 576 00:19:47,094 --> 00:19:49,187 You know, I cannot pull that off. 577 00:19:50,005 --> 00:19:51,022 Respect for trying though. 578 00:19:51,916 --> 00:19:56,085 I do not like women using the B-word on each other, 579 00:19:56,178 --> 00:19:57,862 but that was lovely. 580 00:19:58,013 --> 00:19:59,271 (chuckling softly) 581 00:19:59,424 --> 00:20:01,090 (quietly): Can we pull the fire alarm now? 582 00:20:01,108 --> 00:20:03,275 I've got a better idea. 583 00:20:03,428 --> 00:20:06,621 Um, I don't want to take up too much time, but... 584 00:20:08,190 --> 00:20:10,115 ...would it be possible to get a group hug? 585 00:20:10,268 --> 00:20:12,526 Of course! Everyone, 586 00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:15,129 let's support our new friend. 587 00:20:15,924 --> 00:20:17,840 Make your move, bitch! 588 00:20:18,659 --> 00:20:19,608 Don't hold this against me! 589 00:20:19,627 --> 00:20:21,302 I might actually come back! 590 00:20:22,037 --> 00:20:24,096 Sorry! Wrong cushion! 591 00:20:31,289 --> 00:20:34,214 Oh, you boys are so sweet for buying me this. 592 00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:36,976 I'm as happy as a mosquito at a pool party. 593 00:20:37,128 --> 00:20:39,311 -(chuckling) -You ready? 594 00:20:39,464 --> 00:20:40,887 -(exhales) I think I am. -All right, 595 00:20:41,056 --> 00:20:43,148 -remember, buddy, just keep your eyes straight ahead. -Okay. 596 00:20:43,301 --> 00:20:44,558 -You can do this, Phil. -Yeah. (muttering) 597 00:20:44,652 --> 00:20:46,893 One, two. Ready? Go! 598 00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:48,137 -Ooh! -(chuckles): Oh! 599 00:20:48,155 --> 00:20:49,247 Oh! I'm riding a bike. 600 00:20:49,398 --> 00:20:51,474 I'm riding a bike. Yep, I'm doing it. 601 00:20:51,567 --> 00:20:52,324 I'm riding a bike. 602 00:20:52,418 --> 00:20:53,918 -(bell tinkles) -(chuckles) 603 00:20:54,145 --> 00:20:55,327 Aw, the training wheels were a nice touch. 604 00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:57,755 Did anyone teach him how to stop? 605 00:20:57,924 --> 00:20:58,814 -(Phil yells) -(crash) 606 00:20:58,983 --> 00:21:00,073 (gasping) 607 00:21:00,167 --> 00:21:02,468 I'll pull my car around. 608 00:21:03,821 --> 00:21:05,763 ♪ ♪ 609 00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:09,750 ♪ Now is the time, sugar ♪ 610 00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:11,918 ♪ Go ahead, keep clapping on ♪ 611 00:21:11,996 --> 00:21:14,013 ♪ Oh... ♪ 612 00:21:14,140 --> 00:21:16,348 ♪ We're getting higher, that's what we are ♪ 613 00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:19,018 -(bell tinkles) -♪ Oh... ♪ 614 00:21:19,170 --> 00:21:21,928 ♪ I just want to move ♪ 615 00:21:22,023 --> 00:21:25,691 ♪ Get into the, get into the groove ♪ 616 00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:29,361 ♪ There ain't nothing else I came here to do ♪ 617 00:21:29,514 --> 00:21:31,772 ♪ I just want to move... ♪ 618 00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:33,774 Captioning sponsored by WARNER BROS. 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