1 00:00:01,727 --> 00:00:03,727 I mean, when my boyfriend Oscar found out 2 00:00:03,820 --> 00:00:05,671 that my best friend Max told me he wanted to kiss me, 3 00:00:05,898 --> 00:00:07,339 I didn't know how he'd react. 4 00:00:07,675 --> 00:00:08,507 Oscar? 5 00:00:08,843 --> 00:00:10,751 Are you there? 6 00:00:10,903 --> 00:00:11,902 Are you mad? 7 00:00:11,995 --> 00:00:14,238 Damn Joey Lawrence and his big mouth. 8 00:00:14,331 --> 00:00:15,906 I forgot to mention that part. 9 00:00:15,924 --> 00:00:19,000 Oscar found out about the whole Max thing from Joey Lawrence. 10 00:00:19,020 --> 00:00:20,911 You remember that show, right? It was, like, him 11 00:00:20,929 --> 00:00:23,080 and the sister with the flower hat. She used to, like, 12 00:00:23,098 --> 00:00:24,672 -dance like this... -Whoa! 13 00:00:24,692 --> 00:00:25,415 Exactly! 14 00:00:25,509 --> 00:00:26,692 "Whoa!" Anyway, 15 00:00:26,843 --> 00:00:29,086 Oscar didn't say anything for almost three minutes, 16 00:00:29,104 --> 00:00:30,345 and I was starting to freak out. 17 00:00:30,364 --> 00:00:33,115 I'm starting to freak out. Say something. 18 00:00:34,368 --> 00:00:35,868 Okay, now you're standing. Is standing good? 19 00:00:36,095 --> 00:00:38,370 I mean, it can be. That movie Stand and Deliver was good, 20 00:00:38,597 --> 00:00:41,265 but Stephen King's The Stand was so scary. 21 00:00:41,358 --> 00:00:43,208 You... picked... me! 22 00:00:43,435 --> 00:00:45,269 Over Max, with his perfect hair, 23 00:00:45,287 --> 00:00:47,379 chiseled jaw and searing blue eyes. 24 00:00:47,606 --> 00:00:49,423 So you're not mad? 25 00:00:51,034 --> 00:00:53,777 (laughing) 26 00:00:53,796 --> 00:00:55,779 He was not mad. (chuckles) 27 00:00:55,872 --> 00:00:56,780 In fact, 28 00:00:56,873 --> 00:00:58,039 things got a little smoky, 29 00:00:58,059 --> 00:00:59,224 if you know what I mean. (chuckles) 30 00:00:59,451 --> 00:01:00,875 (chuckles) That's a nice story. 31 00:01:00,969 --> 00:01:02,043 Can I have my coffee now? 32 00:01:02,063 --> 00:01:02,969 Oh! Yeah. (chuckles) 33 00:01:03,122 --> 00:01:04,045 Sorry. Enjoy! 34 00:01:04,065 --> 00:01:05,380 (chuckles) 35 00:01:05,399 --> 00:01:07,983 Little tip: don't ask her how her day's going. 36 00:01:09,070 --> 00:01:11,028 Hi. How are you doing today? 37 00:01:11,888 --> 00:01:12,963 Fine. 38 00:01:12,981 --> 00:01:15,240 I'm fine, too. You want to know why? 39 00:01:15,467 --> 00:01:17,859 It all started at Mr. Meowskers' funeral. 40 00:01:17,970 --> 00:01:19,561 ♪ Me, oh, my, oh, my, oh, me ♪ 41 00:01:19,655 --> 00:01:21,822 ♪ Nothin' wrong with you but I'd rather be me. ♪ 42 00:01:22,583 --> 00:01:24,416 Special delivery for Ms. Katharine Silver. 43 00:01:24,568 --> 00:01:27,327 Well, golly gee, that's me. (chuckles) 44 00:01:28,089 --> 00:01:29,421 Is this actually mine though? 45 00:01:29,573 --> 00:01:31,090 No, kiss is the special delivery. 46 00:01:31,241 --> 00:01:32,499 -That's just a prop. -(chuckles softly) 47 00:01:32,593 --> 00:01:33,650 Oh, my goodness, 48 00:01:33,743 --> 00:01:36,744 I cannot get over how cute y'all are. 49 00:01:36,764 --> 00:01:38,155 How long you been dating now? 50 00:01:38,173 --> 00:01:39,581 How long have we been dating? 51 00:01:39,675 --> 00:01:40,766 Well, when do we start counting? 52 00:01:40,917 --> 00:01:42,101 Yeah, is it the first time we met? 53 00:01:42,328 --> 00:01:43,510 Ooh, or the first time we kissed? 54 00:01:43,662 --> 00:01:46,330 Or the, uh, first time we, you know... 55 00:01:46,423 --> 00:01:48,732 You mean the first time I rocked your world? 56 00:01:49,835 --> 00:01:52,185 Let's just go with when you met. 57 00:01:52,338 --> 00:01:53,612 Almost four months. 58 00:01:53,763 --> 00:01:55,280 Aw. How y'all gonna celebrate? 59 00:01:55,432 --> 00:01:58,450 Marty and I got our ears pierced on our four-month anniversary. 60 00:01:58,602 --> 00:02:01,286 Oh, uh, we don't really have anything planned. 61 00:02:01,438 --> 00:02:02,846 Did you want to do something? 62 00:02:02,865 --> 00:02:04,514 I got both my ears pierced in college. 63 00:02:04,608 --> 00:02:05,699 They got really infected. 64 00:02:05,851 --> 00:02:06,867 I almost lost a lobe. 65 00:02:07,019 --> 00:02:08,961 But I am willing to roll the dice for you. 66 00:02:09,188 --> 00:02:10,354 (chuckles) No, that's okay. 67 00:02:10,372 --> 00:02:12,539 I-I like your ears just the way they are. 68 00:02:12,691 --> 00:02:13,948 They are nice. 69 00:02:13,968 --> 00:02:15,884 Very soft. 70 00:02:16,862 --> 00:02:18,137 As weirdly soothing as this is, 71 00:02:18,288 --> 00:02:20,697 I should probably deliver this package before I lose it. 72 00:02:20,716 --> 00:02:21,882 Does that happen often? 73 00:02:22,034 --> 00:02:24,434 Officially? No. 74 00:02:26,129 --> 00:02:28,147 Oh! You forgot your phone! 75 00:02:28,298 --> 00:02:29,148 One more kiss for the road? 76 00:02:29,299 --> 00:02:31,041 Permission to dip my best gal? 77 00:02:31,059 --> 00:02:33,527 Permission granted, sailor. 78 00:02:34,229 --> 00:02:35,821 (clears throat loudly) 79 00:02:35,972 --> 00:02:36,655 (yells) 80 00:02:36,806 --> 00:02:38,490 -Oh! Oh, God! -Ow! 81 00:02:40,810 --> 00:02:42,310 -(groans) -(exhales) 82 00:02:42,404 --> 00:02:43,662 Okay. 83 00:02:43,813 --> 00:02:45,238 (panting) 84 00:02:45,391 --> 00:02:46,907 Catch you on the flip side. 85 00:02:47,059 --> 00:02:48,024 Toodles! 86 00:02:48,026 --> 00:02:49,893 Did you just say "toodles"? 87 00:02:49,912 --> 00:02:52,171 He started it with "flip side." 88 00:02:53,232 --> 00:02:54,080 I don't know how to act when he's around. 89 00:02:54,233 --> 00:02:55,340 No, I get it. 90 00:02:55,567 --> 00:02:57,342 I just really hope we can get past this. 91 00:02:57,494 --> 00:02:59,903 I don't expect you to be besties or anything. 92 00:02:59,922 --> 00:03:01,996 I'm lying. I do. 93 00:03:02,090 --> 00:03:04,183 I did kinda like him before. 94 00:03:04,351 --> 00:03:05,667 Yeah, let's build on that. 95 00:03:05,761 --> 00:03:09,021 You know, you can't just throw away "kinda like." 96 00:03:10,749 --> 00:03:12,357 I guess I'm up for it if Max is. 97 00:03:12,526 --> 00:03:13,525 Thank you. 98 00:03:13,677 --> 00:03:15,085 Oh. I landed on this. 99 00:03:15,103 --> 00:03:16,177 Are you gonna get in trouble? 100 00:03:16,197 --> 00:03:17,421 No. Happens all the time. 101 00:03:17,439 --> 00:03:18,104 Really? 102 00:03:18,257 --> 00:03:19,990 Officially? No. 103 00:03:21,777 --> 00:03:23,260 (sighs) Okay. 104 00:03:23,353 --> 00:03:24,369 I have to go. 105 00:03:24,596 --> 00:03:25,612 -I'm gonna be late for work. -(whines softly) 106 00:03:25,764 --> 00:03:27,113 Aw, just five more minutes. 107 00:03:27,208 --> 00:03:28,432 No, you said that ten minutes ago. 108 00:03:28,450 --> 00:03:30,042 You're like a sexy snooze button. 109 00:03:30,193 --> 00:03:31,043 (both chuckle) 110 00:03:31,270 --> 00:03:33,212 You know you talk in your sleep? 111 00:03:33,363 --> 00:03:35,214 -Did you know you fart in yours? -Yeah. 112 00:03:35,441 --> 00:03:37,958 -You told me in your sleep. -(laughs) 113 00:03:38,110 --> 00:03:39,960 What's the deal with this tattoo? 114 00:03:40,112 --> 00:03:41,887 Uh, it's a fish. 115 00:03:42,038 --> 00:03:43,964 I can see it's a fish. 116 00:03:44,116 --> 00:03:45,557 What does it mean? 117 00:03:45,709 --> 00:03:46,558 What's it matter? 118 00:03:46,785 --> 00:03:47,875 I don't know. I mean, 119 00:03:47,970 --> 00:03:49,711 there's just so much I don't know about you. 120 00:03:49,730 --> 00:03:52,547 Well, I like keeping things mysterious with us. 121 00:03:52,641 --> 00:03:54,474 You know, we are secret hookup friends, 122 00:03:54,568 --> 00:03:56,793 not "know your time of birth" friends. 123 00:03:56,886 --> 00:03:59,129 Wait, I'll give you a ride. 124 00:03:59,147 --> 00:04:00,555 We can't show up at the same time. 125 00:04:00,649 --> 00:04:02,966 Kat is already suspicious about where I've been sleeping. 126 00:04:03,059 --> 00:04:05,727 Wouldn't it just be easier to tell everyone about us? 127 00:04:05,821 --> 00:04:06,820 Nope. 128 00:04:06,914 --> 00:04:09,139 Okay, but before you go, 129 00:04:09,232 --> 00:04:11,141 one small detail about you. 130 00:04:11,234 --> 00:04:12,325 Your middle name. 131 00:04:12,419 --> 00:04:13,827 Nope. 132 00:04:13,979 --> 00:04:15,145 Thank you 133 00:04:15,163 --> 00:04:17,130 for the intercourse. 134 00:04:23,097 --> 00:04:24,930 Hey. I brought you something. 135 00:04:25,081 --> 00:04:26,247 Ooh, muffin. 136 00:04:26,300 --> 00:04:27,824 I asked you not to call me that. (chuckles) 137 00:04:27,843 --> 00:04:31,177 (chuckles) Your dad would be proud to know his jokes live on. 138 00:04:31,272 --> 00:04:32,846 (chuckles) Hey, uh, while I'm here, 139 00:04:32,940 --> 00:04:34,848 maybe we could talk about the Oscar thing? 140 00:04:34,942 --> 00:04:37,150 (playing piano) 141 00:04:38,170 --> 00:04:39,611 Come on, Max. This is important. 142 00:04:39,763 --> 00:04:41,338 (continues playing) 143 00:04:41,431 --> 00:04:43,657 Fine. We'll do it your way. 144 00:04:47,696 --> 00:04:48,845 -(playing piano) -♪ You can't use music ♪ 145 00:04:48,864 --> 00:04:51,748 ♪ To avoid the subject ♪ 146 00:04:52,684 --> 00:04:53,792 ♪ Watch me ♪ 147 00:04:54,019 --> 00:04:56,110 ♪ Come on, I really want you ♪ 148 00:04:56,130 --> 00:04:58,613 ♪ And Oscar to get along ♪ 149 00:04:58,632 --> 00:05:00,948 ♪ That sounds awkward ♪ 150 00:05:00,968 --> 00:05:02,801 ♪ Maybe if you hung out a little ♪ 151 00:05:03,028 --> 00:05:04,803 ♪ Things would get better ♪ 152 00:05:05,030 --> 00:05:08,307 -♪ Please? Please? ♪ -♪ No, no ♪ 153 00:05:08,534 --> 00:05:10,967 ♪ Please? Please? Please? ♪ 154 00:05:11,795 --> 00:05:12,644 ♪ What would we even do? ♪ 155 00:05:12,871 --> 00:05:15,230 ♪ I'm not sure ♪ 156 00:05:15,983 --> 00:05:19,151 ♪ Oscar likes kites ♪ 157 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:23,471 ♪ I've never successfully gotten one off the ground ♪ 158 00:05:23,490 --> 00:05:25,382 ♪ Kids used to make fun of me ♪ 159 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:29,119 ♪ But thank you for unlocking that painful memory ♪ 160 00:05:29,888 --> 00:05:31,997 ♪ Okay, no kites ♪ 161 00:05:32,891 --> 00:05:34,166 ♪ How 'bout racquetball? ♪ 162 00:05:34,317 --> 00:05:35,742 -(laughs) -♪ Or pickleball? ♪ 163 00:05:35,894 --> 00:05:37,077 ♪ Or other balls ♪ 164 00:05:37,171 --> 00:05:38,503 ♪ That men play together ♪ 165 00:05:38,730 --> 00:05:40,246 ♪ Stop, I'll think of something ♪ 166 00:05:40,399 --> 00:05:41,081 (laughs) 167 00:05:41,233 --> 00:05:42,732 ♪ Thank you ♪ 168 00:05:42,751 --> 00:05:44,901 ♪ I got to get back to work ♪ 169 00:05:44,994 --> 00:05:47,587 ♪ But it's been really fun talking this way ♪ 170 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:49,756 ♪ I'm coming round to it ♪ 171 00:05:49,908 --> 00:05:51,408 ♪ Get off your ass ♪ 172 00:05:51,426 --> 00:05:55,745 ♪ And help me unload this beer! ♪ 173 00:05:55,839 --> 00:05:57,606 -(song ends) -(Kat chuckles) 174 00:06:01,269 --> 00:06:03,695 Look at this soft kitty. Are these not the furriest 175 00:06:03,847 --> 00:06:04,754 paws you've ever seen? 176 00:06:04,773 --> 00:06:06,180 Clearly you have not spent 177 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:08,700 a lot of time around Mama's feet. 178 00:06:09,595 --> 00:06:11,595 Oh, Katharine, I brought you a little something. 179 00:06:11,613 --> 00:06:12,779 Oh, thank you. 180 00:06:12,931 --> 00:06:13,613 What is it? 181 00:06:13,765 --> 00:06:15,690 It's a fertility statue. 182 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:16,950 For your anniversary. 183 00:06:17,102 --> 00:06:20,045 Put it above your bed next time you and Oscar, 184 00:06:20,196 --> 00:06:21,863 you know, make pudding. 185 00:06:22,774 --> 00:06:26,868 This is why I was 19 before I knew where babies came from. 186 00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:29,462 How did you know it was my anniversary? 187 00:06:29,556 --> 00:06:30,872 A little birdie told me. 188 00:06:30,966 --> 00:06:32,724 Tweet, tweet. 189 00:06:32,876 --> 00:06:35,135 So, what are you and Oscar gonna do? 190 00:06:35,229 --> 00:06:39,547 Kat seems surprisingly reluctant to mark this momentous occasion. 191 00:06:39,566 --> 00:06:42,383 It's not momentous. It's four months. 192 00:06:42,477 --> 00:06:45,629 Yes, the longest relationship you've ever had. 193 00:06:45,722 --> 00:06:47,072 There should be fireworks. 194 00:06:47,299 --> 00:06:48,407 Banks should close. 195 00:06:48,634 --> 00:06:50,634 Drag queens should dress like you. 196 00:06:50,652 --> 00:06:51,743 (chuckling) 197 00:06:51,912 --> 00:06:54,079 (sighs) Well, I-I suppose I could do something. 198 00:06:54,306 --> 00:06:55,229 But I've got to play it cool. 199 00:06:55,249 --> 00:06:56,415 I don't want to scare him off. 200 00:06:56,566 --> 00:06:57,916 You remember what happened with Ben. 201 00:06:58,067 --> 00:07:00,252 ♪ It's only been three weeks ♪ 202 00:07:00,479 --> 00:07:03,813 ♪ But I think you're kinda neat ♪ 203 00:07:03,832 --> 00:07:06,758 ♪ So this may be precursory ♪ 204 00:07:06,910 --> 00:07:10,178 ♪ But happy anniversary! ♪ 205 00:07:13,249 --> 00:07:14,916 I think we should break up. 206 00:07:15,602 --> 00:07:19,179 I wouldn't want a grandchild with Ben's eyebrows anyway. 207 00:07:19,331 --> 00:07:20,588 Oh, I have an idea. 208 00:07:20,607 --> 00:07:23,516 How 'bout I help cook a nice, tasteful dinner 209 00:07:23,669 --> 00:07:25,001 for you and Oscar. 210 00:07:25,020 --> 00:07:26,186 No tap shoes needed. 211 00:07:26,338 --> 00:07:28,447 Oh, you're like my own little Cupid. 212 00:07:28,598 --> 00:07:31,599 Oh, I'll bring my bow and arrows! (chuckles) 213 00:07:31,693 --> 00:07:32,617 Metaphorically. 214 00:07:32,769 --> 00:07:34,995 I don't need another lawsuit. 215 00:07:37,106 --> 00:07:38,682 What-what are you doing? 216 00:07:38,700 --> 00:07:40,274 I'm just getting it warmed up. 217 00:07:40,294 --> 00:07:41,960 Stop it! 218 00:07:43,130 --> 00:07:45,130 (alarm ringing) 219 00:07:46,115 --> 00:07:48,175 (ringing continues) 220 00:07:50,028 --> 00:07:51,377 What's going on? 221 00:07:51,530 --> 00:07:53,213 Oh. I was trying not to wake you. 222 00:07:53,365 --> 00:07:54,547 I'm meeting Max to go running. 223 00:07:54,700 --> 00:07:55,532 Really? 224 00:07:55,550 --> 00:07:57,642 Oh, that's great! I'm so happy! 225 00:07:57,794 --> 00:08:00,220 Can I come? No, no, no, you guys need to bond. 226 00:08:00,314 --> 00:08:03,648 Um, hey, I was just thinking-- if you're not busy tonight, 227 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:05,725 maybe we could do something for our anniversary. 228 00:08:05,877 --> 00:08:07,377 Sure. What'd you have in mind? 229 00:08:07,470 --> 00:08:09,713 Um, just, like, a little dinner. No big deal. 230 00:08:09,731 --> 00:08:12,215 A year anniversary-- that would be a big deal. 231 00:08:12,234 --> 00:08:13,325 You know? Eight months-- medium deal. 232 00:08:13,552 --> 00:08:15,327 But this, you know, it's no big deal. 233 00:08:15,554 --> 00:08:17,662 Got it. Little dinner, no big deal. 234 00:08:17,889 --> 00:08:18,997 See you tonight. 235 00:08:22,452 --> 00:08:23,243 Oh. Randi. 236 00:08:23,395 --> 00:08:25,670 -Good morning! -Is it? 237 00:08:27,991 --> 00:08:30,091 (door closes) 238 00:08:31,995 --> 00:08:34,971 Hey! I just got to stop for a minute! 239 00:08:36,183 --> 00:08:37,349 We're not so much running together 240 00:08:37,500 --> 00:08:39,518 as I'm chasing you. (exhales) 241 00:08:40,762 --> 00:08:43,763 -(panting) -Okay, maybe I was pushing it a bit. 242 00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:46,358 I just wanted to win at something. 243 00:08:47,085 --> 00:08:47,934 You're taller. 244 00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:49,844 Thank you. I needed that. 245 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:51,588 (chuckles) 246 00:08:51,606 --> 00:08:53,865 Listen, I know things have been awkward between us, 247 00:08:54,017 --> 00:08:55,349 and I know it's my fault. 248 00:08:55,369 --> 00:08:57,277 You mean 'cause you made a move on my girlfriend? 249 00:08:57,429 --> 00:08:58,278 (panting) 250 00:08:58,430 --> 00:08:59,538 Well... 251 00:08:59,689 --> 00:09:02,541 if you want to get technical about it. 252 00:09:03,769 --> 00:09:05,602 Yeah. I owe you an apology. 253 00:09:05,620 --> 00:09:07,361 Cool. (panting) 254 00:09:07,381 --> 00:09:09,506 Cool. 255 00:09:10,384 --> 00:09:11,808 Was that it? 256 00:09:11,868 --> 00:09:14,094 Oh, I thought it was. Uh... 257 00:09:14,963 --> 00:09:15,887 I will elaborate. 258 00:09:16,039 --> 00:09:18,114 Um... 259 00:09:18,133 --> 00:09:19,373 You're a nice guy, 260 00:09:19,467 --> 00:09:21,375 and you didn't deserve what I did. 261 00:09:21,395 --> 00:09:23,303 Neither did she. 262 00:09:23,397 --> 00:09:24,304 I'm sorry. 263 00:09:24,456 --> 00:09:25,789 I can forgive you 264 00:09:25,807 --> 00:09:28,233 -if we never have to go running again. -(chuckles) 265 00:09:28,384 --> 00:09:29,309 Deal. 266 00:09:29,403 --> 00:09:31,069 -How 'bout pancakes? -Great. 267 00:09:31,296 --> 00:09:32,796 But... I need you 268 00:09:32,814 --> 00:09:33,905 -to do me a favor. -Sure. 269 00:09:34,057 --> 00:09:35,240 Carry me. 270 00:09:35,467 --> 00:09:36,575 (laughs) 271 00:09:38,136 --> 00:09:39,411 (door opens) 272 00:09:41,898 --> 00:09:44,140 Stop calling the café for coffee. 273 00:09:44,233 --> 00:09:45,642 Stop keeping me up all night. 274 00:09:45,660 --> 00:09:46,734 You don't mean that. 275 00:09:46,828 --> 00:09:48,420 -No, I do not. -(chuckles) 276 00:09:49,238 --> 00:09:50,404 Well, you know, Kat asked me 277 00:09:50,498 --> 00:09:52,148 to take her lingerie shopping later. 278 00:09:52,241 --> 00:09:54,742 Maybe I'll pick up something you might enjoy. 279 00:09:54,761 --> 00:09:55,576 Ooh. 280 00:09:55,670 --> 00:09:56,702 I would like that, 281 00:09:56,855 --> 00:09:58,430 Miss Randi Elizabeth. 282 00:09:58,581 --> 00:10:00,432 What the hell did you just call me? 283 00:10:00,583 --> 00:10:02,175 Your name? 284 00:10:02,327 --> 00:10:04,160 -But who told you? -I ain't no snitch. 285 00:10:04,253 --> 00:10:06,587 -Was it Phil? -Yes. Damn it! 286 00:10:07,349 --> 00:10:08,498 What else did he tell you about me? 287 00:10:08,516 --> 00:10:10,257 Nothing. Why are you so upset about this? 288 00:10:10,352 --> 00:10:12,185 Because I asked you not to pry into my business 289 00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:14,095 and you did it anyway. 290 00:10:14,189 --> 00:10:15,505 I got to get back to work. 291 00:10:16,766 --> 00:10:19,509 I forgot that Kat has her anniversary dinner tonight, 292 00:10:19,527 --> 00:10:21,010 so I still need a place to crash. 293 00:10:21,029 --> 00:10:22,603 But you can kiss that lingerie goodbye. 294 00:10:22,623 --> 00:10:26,107 You're gonna get my baggiest sweatpants and tube socks. 295 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:27,125 Joke's on you! 296 00:10:27,276 --> 00:10:28,201 Because I find the tube 297 00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:29,669 to be the sexiest of socks! 298 00:10:37,195 --> 00:10:38,786 So, what vibe are we going for? 299 00:10:39,122 --> 00:10:40,305 Sexy and sophisticated? 300 00:10:40,456 --> 00:10:41,881 Schoolgirl with an attitude? 301 00:10:42,033 --> 00:10:44,625 Or are we talking full-on dominatrix? 302 00:10:44,719 --> 00:10:48,313 I don't know. My underwear usually comes in a four-pack. 303 00:10:48,464 --> 00:10:50,890 Well, what do you think Oscar would like? 304 00:10:51,042 --> 00:10:52,892 No, we are not shopping for Oscar. 305 00:10:53,044 --> 00:10:54,060 We are shopping for you. 306 00:10:54,212 --> 00:10:55,820 What do you like? 307 00:10:55,972 --> 00:10:57,304 Um... 308 00:10:57,324 --> 00:10:58,639 This is cute. 309 00:10:58,733 --> 00:11:01,809 Okay, maybe we should shop for Oscar a little bit. 310 00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:03,310 Aren't you gonna try anything on? 311 00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:05,479 You know, for your sneaky link? (chuckles) 312 00:11:05,573 --> 00:11:09,575 Do not use the slang that I teach you against me. 313 00:11:09,728 --> 00:11:11,152 And he's not getting anything. 314 00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:12,912 He really irked my nerves today. 315 00:11:13,064 --> 00:11:14,080 What happened? 316 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:15,507 -He found out my middle name. -(gasps) 317 00:11:15,734 --> 00:11:17,917 That rat bastard. 318 00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:19,402 I just don't need him knowing 319 00:11:19,495 --> 00:11:21,070 every little detail about my life. 320 00:11:21,089 --> 00:11:22,422 Well, I like when people know 321 00:11:22,574 --> 00:11:24,015 every little detail about my life. 322 00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:25,909 I wish I could wear one of those medical bracelets, 323 00:11:25,927 --> 00:11:29,095 but, instead of allergies, it would have fun facts about Kat. 324 00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:30,838 I'd call them Kat Facts. 325 00:11:30,932 --> 00:11:32,857 Well, that's not how I operate. 326 00:11:33,009 --> 00:11:34,600 Knowledge is power, 327 00:11:34,753 --> 00:11:37,086 and I don't want anyone having power over me. 328 00:11:37,105 --> 00:11:38,530 I mean, first, it's my middle name. 329 00:11:38,681 --> 00:11:39,923 Then it's my blood type. 330 00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:42,592 Next thing you know, I'm swallowing a balloon of cocaine, 331 00:11:42,610 --> 00:11:45,519 being arrested at the border and thrown into a Turkish prison. 332 00:11:45,613 --> 00:11:49,374 You have got to stop listening to Locked Up Abroad before bed. 333 00:11:50,618 --> 00:11:53,286 And no one's gonna take your power from you. 334 00:11:53,438 --> 00:11:55,046 I mean, you've opened up to me, 335 00:11:55,273 --> 00:11:57,607 and I'm still terrified of you. 336 00:11:57,700 --> 00:11:59,551 Aw, you're sweet. 337 00:11:59,702 --> 00:12:01,219 And, for what it's worth, 338 00:12:01,370 --> 00:12:03,204 I think you can trust Carter. 339 00:12:03,298 --> 00:12:04,371 What? 340 00:12:04,466 --> 00:12:06,373 Carter? (chuckles, stammers) 341 00:12:06,468 --> 00:12:08,560 What makes you think it's Carter? 342 00:12:13,549 --> 00:12:15,308 Oh! Hey. 343 00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:18,052 Where'd you sneak off to last night? 344 00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:20,313 Uh, I was... with a guy. 345 00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:23,466 Ah. So that's where you've been going. 346 00:12:23,485 --> 00:12:24,743 What's his name? 347 00:12:24,894 --> 00:12:25,910 Peter... 348 00:12:26,137 --> 00:12:27,996 Backpack. 349 00:12:29,324 --> 00:12:31,416 That is a completely plausible name! 350 00:12:31,643 --> 00:12:34,160 And what does that have to even do with Carter? 351 00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:36,379 -(knocking) -Oh, I got it. 352 00:12:39,242 --> 00:12:40,333 Here. You left your earrings. 353 00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:43,002 Thank you, Peter Backpack. Bye! 354 00:12:43,154 --> 00:12:46,080 CARTER: Who the hell is Peter Backpack?! 355 00:12:46,132 --> 00:12:47,824 Okay, fine, it's Carter. 356 00:12:47,842 --> 00:12:48,658 I knew it! 357 00:12:48,676 --> 00:12:49,934 I wasn't 100% sure, 358 00:12:50,161 --> 00:12:51,995 but now I know it's Carter! 359 00:12:52,013 --> 00:12:53,179 He's a great guy. 360 00:12:53,331 --> 00:12:55,681 Well, yeah, I guess he's okay. 361 00:12:55,834 --> 00:12:58,610 But I'm still not sure if I should open up to him. 362 00:12:58,761 --> 00:13:01,279 I mean, I've done that before, and it gets kind of messy. 363 00:13:01,430 --> 00:13:03,114 If you keep worrying about things getting messy, 364 00:13:03,266 --> 00:13:05,858 you might miss out on things that are really great. 365 00:13:06,011 --> 00:13:08,953 I mean, does ice cream end up on my face, 366 00:13:09,105 --> 00:13:12,348 in my hair, down my cleavage every time I eat it? 367 00:13:12,367 --> 00:13:13,107 Yes. 368 00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:14,275 But is it worth it? 369 00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:15,701 You bet. 370 00:13:15,854 --> 00:13:17,854 Okay, I keep telling you-- cup instead of cone. 371 00:13:17,872 --> 00:13:19,280 But... 372 00:13:19,374 --> 00:13:20,447 I hear you. 373 00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:21,374 Now, if you would, 374 00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:22,375 drumroll, please. 375 00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:24,594 Oh. 376 00:13:32,053 --> 00:13:34,887 Randi, I have never felt sexier. 377 00:13:35,040 --> 00:13:35,980 I... (chuckles) 378 00:13:36,132 --> 00:13:37,148 Whoa! Oh! 379 00:13:37,375 --> 00:13:38,983 Sorry, ma'am. Oh, geez. I'm good. 380 00:13:39,135 --> 00:13:40,819 Whoa! I can walk like a woman. 381 00:13:40,970 --> 00:13:42,570 Oh, hey! 382 00:13:44,140 --> 00:13:45,306 Mm-mm. 383 00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:47,367 -(camera clicks) -I'm just gonna hold on to this. 384 00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:52,980 Okay. The table is set, 385 00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:54,481 the champagne is chilling 386 00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:56,817 and I hid everything with googly eyes 387 00:13:56,837 --> 00:14:00,229 so they wouldn't see me slip into this. 388 00:14:00,248 --> 00:14:01,581 Oh, girl. 389 00:14:01,733 --> 00:14:04,926 That's what Mama would call a one-way ticket to hell. 390 00:14:06,071 --> 00:14:07,995 I am so glad you're getting into this. 391 00:14:08,122 --> 00:14:11,349 I'm a big believer in celebrating every moment. 392 00:14:11,576 --> 00:14:13,242 A nice sunrise, 393 00:14:13,261 --> 00:14:14,927 a-a perfect pie crust, 394 00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:17,021 a healthy bowel movement. 395 00:14:17,173 --> 00:14:18,690 -Totally. -(chuckles softly) 396 00:14:18,841 --> 00:14:21,584 Don't act like you can't relate. 397 00:14:21,603 --> 00:14:22,843 (phone rings) 398 00:14:22,863 --> 00:14:24,604 Oh. It's Oscar. 399 00:14:24,756 --> 00:14:25,755 Hi! 400 00:14:25,848 --> 00:14:26,939 Hey, babe, guess what. 401 00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:28,557 Um, you found five dollars. 402 00:14:28,559 --> 00:14:29,516 You're in jail. 403 00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:30,610 Pluto's a planet again. 404 00:14:30,762 --> 00:14:32,445 I love that you actually guess. 405 00:14:32,597 --> 00:14:34,780 No, I'm at a basketball game in a luxury suite. 406 00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:36,207 My boss couldn't use his tickets, 407 00:14:36,434 --> 00:14:37,617 and Max really wanted to go. 408 00:14:37,769 --> 00:14:39,544 -Oh, Max is there? -MAX: Hey, Kat! 409 00:14:39,695 --> 00:14:42,363 Oscar is the man. I haven't seen so many free hot dogs 410 00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:43,456 in my life. 411 00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:45,608 So does this mean you'll be a little late? 412 00:14:46,369 --> 00:14:49,445 Actually, would it be okay if we pushed dinner to tomorrow? 413 00:14:49,464 --> 00:14:51,372 Oh. Um... 414 00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:53,540 Uh, y-yeah. 415 00:14:53,635 --> 00:14:55,134 Yeah. No big deal. 416 00:14:55,286 --> 00:14:56,469 But keep an eye on Max. 417 00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:59,105 He will eat free food till he pukes. (chuckles) 418 00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:01,274 He has had six hot dogs. 419 00:15:01,384 --> 00:15:03,359 Seven! 420 00:15:04,963 --> 00:15:06,154 Oh. 421 00:15:07,482 --> 00:15:08,740 Oscar's not coming. 422 00:15:08,967 --> 00:15:11,242 He's at a basketball game with Max. 423 00:15:11,469 --> 00:15:13,136 Oh, no, sweetie. 424 00:15:13,154 --> 00:15:15,413 No, don't worry about it. (mutters) 425 00:15:15,564 --> 00:15:17,081 Don't need these anymore. But I'm fine. 426 00:15:17,233 --> 00:15:18,474 It's totally fine. It's fine. 427 00:15:18,493 --> 00:15:19,417 It's fine, it's fine, it's fine. 428 00:15:19,568 --> 00:15:20,919 -Don't need this anymore. -No, no! 429 00:15:21,146 --> 00:15:22,645 I know you're upset. 430 00:15:22,664 --> 00:15:25,423 But if you throw any more of my cooking in the trash, 431 00:15:25,574 --> 00:15:27,383 I'll cut you. 432 00:15:28,929 --> 00:15:30,836 I just feel silly about the whole thing. 433 00:15:30,989 --> 00:15:32,764 I wish I hadn't made such a big deal out of it. 434 00:15:32,915 --> 00:15:36,083 Well, I think you should have made a bigger deal out of it. 435 00:15:36,177 --> 00:15:38,327 A rooster who doesn't crow 436 00:15:38,421 --> 00:15:40,254 cannot be mad when folks don't wake up. 437 00:15:40,348 --> 00:15:43,833 Yeah, but what if the rooster's afraid to-to lose the only hen 438 00:15:43,851 --> 00:15:46,002 who's stayed with her for four months? 439 00:15:46,095 --> 00:15:48,020 Oh, honey. 440 00:15:48,173 --> 00:15:51,115 Have some faith in yourself. 441 00:15:51,267 --> 00:15:54,360 Oscar is lucky to have you. 442 00:15:54,512 --> 00:15:55,602 Thank you. 443 00:15:55,697 --> 00:15:57,513 -Aw. -(patting back) 444 00:15:57,532 --> 00:16:01,017 Wait a minute. Why am I not looking at the top of your head? 445 00:16:01,110 --> 00:16:02,293 Mmm. (chuckles) 446 00:16:02,445 --> 00:16:05,204 I couldn't help myself. (chuckles) 447 00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:07,540 If you're going to hell, honey, 448 00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:09,041 I'm going with you. 449 00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:12,512 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 450 00:16:18,961 --> 00:16:20,103 Hey. 451 00:16:21,222 --> 00:16:22,963 Hey. 452 00:16:22,983 --> 00:16:24,707 I didn't think I'd see you here. 453 00:16:25,468 --> 00:16:28,695 Well, Peter Backpack was busy, so... 454 00:16:30,139 --> 00:16:31,698 Sit down. I'll get us a drink. 455 00:16:33,901 --> 00:16:36,068 Listen... 456 00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:37,311 you were right. 457 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,813 You laid out some very clear, 458 00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:41,057 very strict-- 459 00:16:41,075 --> 00:16:44,335 some would say illogical-- boundaries... 460 00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:47,413 ...and I did not respect them. 461 00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:49,749 That's on me, 462 00:16:49,901 --> 00:16:51,009 and I'm sorry. 463 00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:52,585 I appreciate that. 464 00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:55,972 I know that you were just trying to get to know me better. 465 00:16:56,665 --> 00:16:58,224 That's all I want. 466 00:16:59,260 --> 00:17:02,503 Then allow me to introduce myself. 467 00:17:02,597 --> 00:17:05,189 My name is Miranda Elizabeth Hamilton. 468 00:17:05,416 --> 00:17:07,191 Elizabeth was my nana's name. 469 00:17:07,418 --> 00:17:09,101 My favorite color is green. 470 00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:10,528 I've never seen Titanic. 471 00:17:10,679 --> 00:17:12,697 Ooh, and automatic toilets freak me out. 472 00:17:12,848 --> 00:17:14,866 I'll tell you when I'm done. 473 00:17:15,017 --> 00:17:16,868 Good to know. 474 00:17:17,095 --> 00:17:18,594 The Titanic thing is troubling, 475 00:17:18,613 --> 00:17:20,371 but my heart will go on. 476 00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:23,666 You'd get that if you'd seen it. 477 00:17:24,878 --> 00:17:27,545 And you asked about my fish tattoo. 478 00:17:27,696 --> 00:17:30,606 I got it to remind me that when things get tough 479 00:17:30,625 --> 00:17:32,625 to just keep swimming. 480 00:17:32,777 --> 00:17:34,293 Like in Finding Nemo. 481 00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:35,278 Finding who? 482 00:17:35,296 --> 00:17:37,388 Have you seen any movies? 483 00:17:38,283 --> 00:17:41,017 Please, keep going. 484 00:17:42,044 --> 00:17:44,562 Okay. Um... 485 00:17:45,714 --> 00:17:48,624 I don't usually talk about this, but... 486 00:17:48,717 --> 00:17:51,235 when I got my tattoo, I was... 487 00:17:51,387 --> 00:17:54,647 really struggling with depression. 488 00:17:54,799 --> 00:17:56,966 Oh, wow. 489 00:17:56,984 --> 00:17:58,451 I would've never guessed. 490 00:17:59,320 --> 00:18:01,496 Yeah, you get good at hiding it. 491 00:18:02,731 --> 00:18:04,473 Are things better now? 492 00:18:04,492 --> 00:18:06,417 Most days. 493 00:18:06,569 --> 00:18:08,235 I mean, I found a great therapist, 494 00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:09,812 the right meds, and... 495 00:18:09,831 --> 00:18:13,091 I finally feel like I have control over my life. 496 00:18:13,927 --> 00:18:15,718 But now... 497 00:18:16,821 --> 00:18:18,221 Now what? 498 00:18:19,340 --> 00:18:22,433 I'm scared that if I let someone new in 499 00:18:22,585 --> 00:18:24,343 I could lose that. 500 00:18:24,495 --> 00:18:26,437 Randi... 501 00:18:28,166 --> 00:18:31,400 ...we can take things as slow as you want. 502 00:18:32,337 --> 00:18:34,112 I'm not going anywhere. 503 00:18:34,263 --> 00:18:35,988 (chuckles softly) 504 00:18:36,841 --> 00:18:38,366 Thanks. 505 00:18:40,862 --> 00:18:42,161 (kisses) 506 00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:44,530 So, uh, 507 00:18:44,682 --> 00:18:46,940 have you told your therapist about me? 508 00:18:47,034 --> 00:18:49,127 Oh, my goodness. 509 00:18:50,112 --> 00:18:52,112 (door opens) 510 00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:55,115 Well, well, well, 511 00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:57,193 if it isn't Mr. Basketball. 512 00:18:57,211 --> 00:18:59,137 Liking the nickname, 513 00:18:59,364 --> 00:19:00,638 worried about the tone. 514 00:19:00,865 --> 00:19:02,789 Are you mad? 515 00:19:02,884 --> 00:19:03,866 I was. 516 00:19:03,959 --> 00:19:04,976 This helped. 517 00:19:05,127 --> 00:19:06,144 Phil helped. 518 00:19:06,295 --> 00:19:07,720 We actually had a lovely night. 519 00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:09,630 We ate dinner, we sang songs, 520 00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:10,815 we crowed like roosters. 521 00:19:11,042 --> 00:19:13,559 If you're hungry, there's popovers in the trash. 522 00:19:14,729 --> 00:19:18,214 S-Starting to think tonight was a bigger deal than you let on. 523 00:19:18,232 --> 00:19:20,716 Well, first it wasn't. Then it was. 524 00:19:20,735 --> 00:19:24,220 Well, maybe it always was and I just said it wasn't. 525 00:19:24,238 --> 00:19:26,497 I don't know. Cock-a-doodle-doo. 526 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,483 Anyway... (sighs) 527 00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:33,004 this is the longest relationship I've ever had, 528 00:19:33,155 --> 00:19:34,821 and I planned this big, 529 00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:37,917 fancy romantic dinner to celebrate it. 530 00:19:38,069 --> 00:19:38,918 But, instead, 531 00:19:39,070 --> 00:19:40,085 Phil tried on all my shoes 532 00:19:40,238 --> 00:19:42,238 and I ate three pieces of cake. 533 00:19:43,090 --> 00:19:45,408 Kat, you got to tell me when things are important. 534 00:19:45,501 --> 00:19:47,092 I was afraid of scaring you away. 535 00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:49,578 You know? I have a tendency to come on a little strong. 536 00:19:49,672 --> 00:19:51,505 Oh, you come on very strong. 537 00:19:51,599 --> 00:19:53,507 It's one of the things I like most about you. 538 00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:55,434 -That and your laugh. -(chuckles) 539 00:19:55,586 --> 00:19:58,112 And when you break into spontaneous tap dancing. 540 00:19:58,940 --> 00:20:00,448 Suck it, Ben. 541 00:20:01,183 --> 00:20:02,441 I'm sorry I wasn't here, 542 00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:04,944 and I promise not to miss our five-month anniversary. 543 00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:08,764 I'll save the lingerie I bought for then. (chuckles) 544 00:20:08,783 --> 00:20:10,357 Wait, there's lingerie? 545 00:20:10,451 --> 00:20:12,284 Real lingerie? Not just flannel? 546 00:20:12,437 --> 00:20:14,378 Yeah, it goes with the heels. 547 00:20:14,530 --> 00:20:17,440 I thought you said you couldn't walk in heels! 548 00:20:17,458 --> 00:20:18,198 Oh. 549 00:20:18,218 --> 00:20:19,967 I found a work-around. 550 00:20:22,705 --> 00:20:23,554 This is sexy, right? 551 00:20:29,787 --> 00:20:32,379 There you are! I have the whole day planned out. 552 00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:34,047 I'm gonna teach you how to fly this kite, 553 00:20:34,067 --> 00:20:35,975 we'll have a picnic, then we can ride our bikes 554 00:20:36,127 --> 00:20:37,142 to get snow cones. 555 00:20:37,295 --> 00:20:39,219 That sounds amazing! (chuckles) 556 00:20:39,313 --> 00:20:41,364 (mouths): Rain check? 557 00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:44,391 Oh, my God. 558 00:20:44,443 --> 00:20:46,893 Guess who I just saw making out by the dumpsters. 559 00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:48,079 Uh, Lady and the Tramp. 560 00:20:48,230 --> 00:20:49,154 Two raccoons. 561 00:20:49,307 --> 00:20:50,322 George and Amal Clooney. 562 00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:52,250 They travel a lot. It's possible. 563 00:20:52,401 --> 00:20:54,810 I love that you always guess. 564 00:20:54,829 --> 00:20:56,161 Randi and Carter! 565 00:20:56,256 --> 00:20:57,813 -What?! -You're kidding! 566 00:20:57,832 --> 00:20:59,072 Those rascals! 567 00:20:59,166 --> 00:21:00,591 Why didn't anybody tell me? 568 00:21:00,743 --> 00:21:02,334 Because you can't keep a secret. 569 00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:03,678 Yes, I can. 570 00:21:05,247 --> 00:21:07,247 I got to call Sheila. 571 00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:09,475 ♪ ♪ 572 00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:12,919 ♪ Yo ♪ 573 00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:14,497 ♪ Let's go ♪ 574 00:21:14,590 --> 00:21:17,016 -♪ Come on, listen up, baby ♪ -♪ Ooh ♪ 575 00:21:17,168 --> 00:21:18,834 ♪ If you want to be free ♪ 576 00:21:18,853 --> 00:21:22,446 -♪ If you want to be free ♪ -♪ Got to let it go now ♪ 577 00:21:22,598 --> 00:21:24,448 ♪ Come on, let's take a ride with me ♪ 578 00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:26,433 -♪ Take a ride with me ♪ -♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪ 579 00:21:26,452 --> 00:21:28,844 ♪ I want to make you feel good ♪ 580 00:21:28,937 --> 00:21:30,513 ♪ Want you to lose your blues ♪ 581 00:21:30,531 --> 00:21:31,789 ♪ Want you to lose your blues... ♪ 582 00:21:31,866 --> 00:21:33,624 Captioning sponsored by WARNER BROS. 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