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Okay, so you remember
last night at the cat funeral?
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I was mad at Oscar because
he said that Mr. Meowskers was
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"just a cat," but, of course,
Max handled it perfectly.
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But then Oscar saved the day
because he drove to Chicago
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to get the cat's ashes, and then
Max said he wanted to kiss me.
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Wait, what?!
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Yes, Max!
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Max! Max! Max! Ma-ax!
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Okay, okay, I'm all Maxed out.
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Sorry, I was up all night.
I'm hopped up on coffee.
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-Are you done with this?
-I just got it.
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All right, come again.
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My heart's going a mile
a minute, I need to slow down.
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Do you want me to slap you?
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No, 'cause you never take
your rings off.
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How could he do that to you?
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Who did what to who?
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Max told Kat that he wanted
to kiss her last night.
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(gasps)
How romantic.
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No, it's not!
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But she's liked Max forever.
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But she has a boyfriend.
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And Oscar is wonderful.
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Yeah, but Max wears
those tight jeans.
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Well, Oscar has
those delivery man calves.
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Okay, stop! You sound
like the inside of my head.
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Look at you, Kat.
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Two pigs nosing
around your trough.
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I know, I'm not used
to having such a busy trough!
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Well, I say love
the one you're with.
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Please don't start singing.
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What I have with Oscar is real.
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You know, Max has been
the dream for so long.
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I say go with the dream.
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I'm sorry, I don't like to
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get involved in
other people's business,
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but I'm a big believer
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in dream-following.
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He loves to get
into other people's business.
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Oh, my gosh.
You look just like--
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Wait, are you...?
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-I'm not.
-He is.
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And you're...
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-She's not.
-I am.
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(screams)
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Okay, wait,
what's going on over here?
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These two were on my favorite
TV show when I was growing up!
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I was on it, I was on it, too.
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-I was on the show.
-Oh, which episode?
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All of them.
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I was, I was the older brother.
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Yeah, I'm not remembering that.
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Oh, no, I get it, you know?
She talked real fast.
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He was an idiot.
I was just a boring, old,
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heartfelt, three-dimensional
character, whatever.
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Joey, I was so obsessed
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with you. I had posters
of you all over my room.
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There was one where
you were going like this.
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I had that on the ceiling
right over my bed.
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Wow, that's flattering.
(laughs)
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-And disturbing.
-What are y'all doing
in Louisville?
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Oh, we're here for a celebrity
charity golf tournament.
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You know, it's our way to give
back, be part of the solution.
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Plus I get balls
with my face on them.
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Is Matthew McConaughey
gonna be there?
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I don't know.
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Well, if-if he is,
would you tell him
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that Phil Crumpler is very sorry
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about what happened at the 1996
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Tennessee State Fair?
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First thing I'll mention
when I see him.
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Any chance you'd do the dance
with me? I know it by heart.
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Oh, I only dance for money.
Wait, that came out wrong.
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No, what I'm trying
to say is-is I only do it
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if I'm getting paid. Damn it.
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Why don't I take a picture
of all of you together?
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-Oh, yeah, yeah!
-Oh, a picture...
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uh, okay, okay, here.
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Use my phone, though,
it's auto-set
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to accentuate my cheekbones.
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Ooh, I'm gonna have
Joey Lawrence's number
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when he sends it to me.
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That's okay,
you can use your phone.
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KAT:
Okay.
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-All right, here we go.
-Um, wait, no, uh,
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-wait, I want
to be next to Joey.
-Okay, oh!
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I'm gonna get cropped
right out of this thing.
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All right, one, two, three.
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(laughter, clamoring)
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Um, so whatever happened
to the girl with the flower hat?
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I heard she was hosting
quiz shows.
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Well, it doesn't matter.
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The show was really
just a vehicle for you.
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You know,
I always felt that way.
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I got to tell you something,
though, it's very nice
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to hear it from, uh,
regular people.
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Can I get you
free refills on the house?
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-They're always on the house.
-Just let her have this.
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-Coffee coming right up.
-Oh, hey!
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-She knows the dance.
-How about that!
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JOEY: Whoa, look at that,
she knows the whole dance!
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Oh, my goodness.
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Hey, wow.
(whooping)
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Pet some cats, you said.
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It'll be relaxing, you said.
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♪ Me, oh, my, oh, my, oh, me ♪
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♪ Nothin' wrong with you
but I'd rather be me. ♪
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This trash bag
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is overflowing like an outhouse
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in a rainstorm.
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Not it.
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Yes, you is "it."
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I had to take the trash out
four times last week
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because you kept disappearing.
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Where you been going anyway?
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It don't matter
where I be going.
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I'll take it out.
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Really?
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Sure, I finished my coffee
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and if I go home now,
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it's just me and the emptiness
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of my declining years.
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Look who I found
with two paws in the catio
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and two paws on the sidewalk?
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Today is not the day
for hijinks.
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Sorry, Hijinks,
not talking to you.
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Houdini chewed
through the screen again?
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Yes. We need to keep
the catio doors closed
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until he is adopted.
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I mean, where are you going
that's better than here?
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When I found you,
you were eating scraps
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at the back of a Hooters.
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And if that's
not hitting bottom, what is?
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(phone ringing)
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Oh, shoot, it's Oscar.
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What if he knows something's up?
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Don't answer.
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Well, then he'll really
know something's up,
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I love to answer the phone!
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Hi, boyfriend of mine.
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My boo-thang, my booger-bear.
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I thought we were gonna vet
nicknames
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before we put 'em
in the rotation.
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Yeah, sorry, I don't know what
I'm saying, too much coffee.
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And a personal romantic crisis
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for which there is no precedent.
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I just found out
there's a meteor shower tonight.
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And I thought maybe we could
watch it on your roof.
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-Hello?
-Um...
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-Kat?
-Yeah.
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I'm here, I'm here, uh...
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that sounds really fun, yeah.
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I'll, uh...
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I'll meteor you up there.
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I'll see you tonight,
booger-bear.
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Nope, still weird.
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Hey, Kat, what muffin
do you want tomorrow?
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-Blueberry or lemon poppyseed?
-I don't know!
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How many decisions do I have
to make in one day?!
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Wait, what are you
over here yelling about?
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You're scaring the customers
and the cats.
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I'm sorry, just this
whole Oscar-Max situation's
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got me "kerfuffled."
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Why don't you
just take the day off?
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Why don't you take the day off?!
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You know what, I think
I should take the day off.
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Yeah, uh, Randi and I can
handle the café.
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Okay, thank you. Here's the list
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of what I wanted
to get done today and,
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and tell the cats I'm sorry.
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And Mommy's not mad at them.
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Ew!
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She really does handle all
the gross stuff.
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I don't even know
what the "furry finger test" is.
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Anything else I can do?
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You sure?
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Yeah. I retired early.
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Huge mistake.
Taking out that trash
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was the most rewarding thing
I've done all week.
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Well, I suppose we could find
a few more things for you to do.
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I'll get right on it.
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Ooh, the shake and sniff!
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I can't wait to find out
what that is!
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(whoops)
I feel naughty.
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Like when I used to put on
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one of Mama's cocktail dresses
and smoke.
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So you just walked up to her
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at her cat's funeral and said,
"I want to kiss you"?
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I did, I wanted to say it,
and I said it.
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And?
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Nothing.
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And then she avoided me
the whole rest of the party.
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And then this morning was weird.
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You know, usually she's like...
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You know,
sometimes there's even a kick.
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But...
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-today she ducked.
-Mm.
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Or tripped.
With her it's hard to tell.
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And you're not used
to hearing no.
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Well, that's not true.
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Hey, would you like
another drink?
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I shouldn't.
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(chuckles)
Okay, maybe just one more.
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See? This is why
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I hired a bartender
with no experience.
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You know Kat has a boyfriend.
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Yes, I am aware of that.
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But we have
such an amazing connection.
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And why wouldn't I want
to be with somebody who...
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makes me laugh
and makes me feel good?
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-(phone dings)
-(laughs)
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-What was that?
-Nothing.
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(laughs)
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Who are you texting with?
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Jimmy the beer guy.
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Are you and Jimmy the beer guy
having sex?
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Because that's
your "I'm getting some" giggle.
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All right, look,
I'm gonna tell you something.
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But you got to swear
on the sanctity of our bromance
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that you won't say anything.
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It's Randi.
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Really?
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(both laughing)
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She said she would die of shame
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before she'd even give you
the time of day.
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I guess she lowered
her standards.
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Up top for lower standards.
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For the first time in my life,
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I have two men interested in me,
I just...
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I don't know who to pick.
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May I first say, bravo.
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And second,
you've come to the right place.
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Are either of them old money?
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-No.
-New money?
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-No.
-Any money?
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Mother, you know both of them.
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Forgive me for wanting you
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to be taken care of
after I'm gone.
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I own my own business.
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And it's adorable.
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Okay, come on,
I need real advice.
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Okay, fine. Um...
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well, maybe it's as simple as...
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just imagining
what your life would be like
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with each one of them.
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Hmm.
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Hi, honey, I'm home.
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I picked up the antacids
and scrunchies you asked for.
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And I got you a Kit Kat.
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Oh, I love foods
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with my name in them.
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Hi, honey, I'm home.
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Sorry I'm late. I stopped
a train from derailing,
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and saved these kittens.
255
00:08:45,100 --> 00:08:47,584
BOTH:
Aw!
256
00:08:47,677 --> 00:08:49,653
Oh, and I got you a Kit Kat.
257
00:08:50,589 --> 00:08:52,179
Wow, thanks.
258
00:08:52,199 --> 00:08:53,848
Hey, uh, what's for dinner?
259
00:08:53,942 --> 00:08:55,258
I was gonna make veggie burgers.
260
00:08:55,351 --> 00:08:57,202
I was thinking I'd fly you
to Japan for sushi.
261
00:08:57,353 --> 00:08:59,020
And then to France for dessert.
262
00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:01,264
Oh, so hard to choose.
263
00:09:01,357 --> 00:09:02,932
I've got two kinds of mustard.
264
00:09:02,951 --> 00:09:04,626
Did I mention I can fly?
265
00:09:05,528 --> 00:09:07,361
Hi, honey, I'm home.
266
00:09:07,381 --> 00:09:09,272
Damn it, Joey Lawrence,
don't make this harder
267
00:09:09,291 --> 00:09:10,940
than it already is.
268
00:09:10,959 --> 00:09:12,199
Again, I can fly.
269
00:09:12,219 --> 00:09:14,110
And we have reservations
in Japan in six minutes.
270
00:09:14,203 --> 00:09:16,263
Then I guess we should go.
271
00:09:23,121 --> 00:09:24,454
How do I compete with that?
272
00:09:24,472 --> 00:09:25,272
You don't.
273
00:09:25,381 --> 00:09:26,898
You want to take a selfie?
274
00:09:27,050 --> 00:09:28,641
I do.
275
00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:29,901
(camera clicks)
276
00:09:30,128 --> 00:09:31,719
SHEILA:
Katharine?
277
00:09:31,813 --> 00:09:32,962
Katharine?
278
00:09:32,981 --> 00:09:34,406
What were you doing?
279
00:09:34,633 --> 00:09:35,907
Oh, you said to imagine.
280
00:09:36,134 --> 00:09:37,558
Oh, I meant on your own time.
281
00:09:37,685 --> 00:09:39,636
That was boring for me.
282
00:09:39,729 --> 00:09:40,728
Well...
283
00:09:40,822 --> 00:09:42,472
-did it at least help?
-No!
284
00:09:42,490 --> 00:09:44,140
Now I'm more confused than ever.
285
00:09:44,233 --> 00:09:46,659
I'm sorry, honey.
286
00:09:46,753 --> 00:09:49,421
The universe has a sense
of humor though, doesn't it?
287
00:09:49,572 --> 00:09:51,423
All those years
of pining over Max,
288
00:09:51,574 --> 00:09:54,033
then the minute
you have a boyfriend,
289
00:09:54,185 --> 00:09:55,910
he's interested.
290
00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:57,837
Come here.
291
00:09:57,931 --> 00:10:00,682
Did my mother
just say something helpful?
292
00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:08,982
-Hey.
-Hey.
293
00:10:15,431 --> 00:10:16,615
Can I come in?
294
00:10:16,842 --> 00:10:18,450
Sure, yeah.
295
00:10:19,194 --> 00:10:20,285
Can I get you some water?
296
00:10:20,436 --> 00:10:22,362
No, I need
a clear head for this.
297
00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:24,697
Right. Something less strong.
298
00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:26,124
Uh, tea? Coffee?
299
00:10:26,275 --> 00:10:29,044
No more caffeine.
I'm starting to smell colors.
300
00:10:30,021 --> 00:10:32,047
Happy to see you.
301
00:10:33,282 --> 00:10:34,858
Unless I'm not happy to see you.
302
00:10:34,951 --> 00:10:36,376
I can't read your face.
303
00:10:36,528 --> 00:10:39,471
And usually it's easy to read,
it's basically a pop-up book.
304
00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:42,641
I need to ask you something.
305
00:10:42,792 --> 00:10:43,958
Okay.
306
00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:45,702
Shoot.
307
00:10:45,720 --> 00:10:47,203
Why now?
308
00:10:47,222 --> 00:10:49,147
Why after all this time,
309
00:10:49,298 --> 00:10:52,233
do you want to be with me?
310
00:10:52,969 --> 00:10:54,653
Uh...
311
00:10:54,880 --> 00:10:56,154
well, because...
312
00:10:56,381 --> 00:10:57,805
we are great together.
313
00:10:57,899 --> 00:10:59,140
We're Kat and Max.
314
00:10:59,234 --> 00:11:01,201
But we've always been
Kat and Max.
315
00:11:01,386 --> 00:11:02,719
Why now?
316
00:11:02,812 --> 00:11:04,721
I... (stammers)
317
00:11:04,814 --> 00:11:06,072
Does it matter?
318
00:11:06,224 --> 00:11:07,481
I mean, it wasn't that long ago
319
00:11:07,575 --> 00:11:09,316
that you said
you wanted to be with me.
320
00:11:09,378 --> 00:11:12,729
And you said that we were
better off friends.
321
00:11:12,747 --> 00:11:14,506
What changed?
322
00:11:14,657 --> 00:11:16,383
(exhales)
323
00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:18,510
I don't know.
324
00:11:18,737 --> 00:11:20,586
I guess, I guess
I just saw you with Oscar...
325
00:11:20,739 --> 00:11:22,329
-That's what changed!
I have a boyfriend!
-Whoa!
326
00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:23,998
-I have a boyfriend!
-Okay, okay...
327
00:11:24,092 --> 00:11:25,575
okay, but what's wrong with me
328
00:11:25,593 --> 00:11:26,926
not wanting to lose you?
329
00:11:27,078 --> 00:11:29,020
Max, I've been considering
330
00:11:29,172 --> 00:11:30,596
blowing up
my entire relationship
331
00:11:30,691 --> 00:11:33,024
with a guy who makes me
really, really happy.
332
00:11:33,176 --> 00:11:34,675
You know what,
I was gonna do that
333
00:11:34,769 --> 00:11:36,695
for a fantasy-- like, I don't
even believe you can fly!
334
00:11:36,846 --> 00:11:40,532
But I know that Oscar has
at least two kinds of mustard.
335
00:11:42,277 --> 00:11:44,093
Okay, you're doing
that thing again,
336
00:11:44,112 --> 00:11:45,428
where it makes sense to you,
337
00:11:45,521 --> 00:11:47,263
but not the person
you're talking to.
338
00:11:47,356 --> 00:11:48,948
You want to be with me
339
00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,934
because I'm not available.
340
00:11:50,952 --> 00:11:52,785
Okay, that's harsh.
341
00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:55,029
But I think it's true.
342
00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:57,215
So you're staying with Oscar?
343
00:11:57,442 --> 00:11:59,592
I am.
344
00:12:00,962 --> 00:12:02,369
Okay.
345
00:12:03,448 --> 00:12:05,281
I'm sorry that I made things
hard for you.
346
00:12:05,300 --> 00:12:08,042
Well, it's kind of
a nice change of pace.
347
00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:09,802
I usually do it to myself.
348
00:12:09,955 --> 00:12:11,730
(both laugh)
349
00:12:11,881 --> 00:12:12,972
Are we okay?
350
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:15,716
Yeah. Yeah.
351
00:12:15,810 --> 00:12:17,218
Yeah, we're fine.
352
00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:19,812
I'm-I'm really happy
that you're happy though.
353
00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:21,388
Thank you.
354
00:12:21,483 --> 00:12:23,057
Now I'm gonna go home
and take a nap.
355
00:12:23,118 --> 00:12:24,317
I've been awake for 30 hours.
356
00:12:24,469 --> 00:12:25,635
And the paint on your walls
is starting
357
00:12:25,653 --> 00:12:28,246
to smell like purple--
like, bad purple.
358
00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:32,751
(door closes)
359
00:12:34,570 --> 00:12:35,569
Should we feel bad
360
00:12:35,589 --> 00:12:38,256
that Wyatt is
doing all of our work?
361
00:12:38,407 --> 00:12:40,925
You heard him--
he retired too early.
362
00:12:41,152 --> 00:12:42,910
If anything, we're helping him.
363
00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:44,320
We're good people.
364
00:12:44,339 --> 00:12:45,930
The best!
365
00:12:46,157 --> 00:12:47,991
What would you do
if you retired?
366
00:12:48,009 --> 00:12:49,267
From what?
367
00:12:49,418 --> 00:12:51,010
I don't even know what I want
to do with my life.
368
00:12:51,162 --> 00:12:52,771
I thought you were going
to art school.
369
00:12:52,998 --> 00:12:54,680
Well, yes,
but I still haven't decided
370
00:12:54,833 --> 00:12:57,183
what kind of art I want to do--
I mean, there's photography,
371
00:12:57,277 --> 00:13:00,169
painting, ceramics, sculpture...
372
00:13:00,263 --> 00:13:01,929
I'm sure you'll figure it out,
honey.
373
00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:04,431
When, Phil? When?!
374
00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:06,785
All right, the floor is swept,
375
00:13:07,012 --> 00:13:08,453
litter boxes are scooped.
376
00:13:08,604 --> 00:13:10,530
I had to wait
for the orange one.
377
00:13:10,624 --> 00:13:13,182
He sure takes his time.
378
00:13:13,276 --> 00:13:14,700
Anything else
before we close up?
379
00:13:14,795 --> 00:13:17,854
Unless you want to pick
my major, that's everything.
380
00:13:17,872 --> 00:13:19,539
Wait.
381
00:13:19,633 --> 00:13:21,707
Why is the catio door open?
382
00:13:21,802 --> 00:13:23,635
Oh, no, oh, no.
383
00:13:23,862 --> 00:13:25,470
In our haste to be lazy,
we forgot
384
00:13:25,697 --> 00:13:27,138
to tell him about Houdini.
385
00:13:27,365 --> 00:13:28,807
Well, maybe he didn't escape.
386
00:13:28,958 --> 00:13:29,957
Of course he escaped!
387
00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:32,143
His name is Houdini!
388
00:13:32,295 --> 00:13:34,203
Here, kitty, kitty.
389
00:13:34,222 --> 00:13:35,980
Houdini, we got tuna.
390
00:13:36,132 --> 00:13:38,558
Smelly, fishy, disgusting tuna.
391
00:13:38,652 --> 00:13:41,010
What are y'all doing out here?
392
00:13:41,012 --> 00:13:42,712
Tuna break.
393
00:13:42,730 --> 00:13:45,698
Nothing like canned fish
to top off the workday.
394
00:13:47,052 --> 00:13:48,809
Mmm.
395
00:13:48,903 --> 00:13:50,978
You want some?
396
00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:52,497
I'll join you tomorrow.
397
00:13:52,648 --> 00:13:55,983
I hate tuna, but I hate
being left out even more.
398
00:13:56,077 --> 00:13:57,168
He's not in the dumpsters!
399
00:13:57,395 --> 00:13:59,462
I'll check the garbage cans
out front!
400
00:14:00,081 --> 00:14:01,064
What was that?
401
00:14:01,082 --> 00:14:02,006
What was what?
402
00:14:02,233 --> 00:14:03,657
How you doing?
403
00:14:03,751 --> 00:14:06,419
I'm actually feeling pretty
good-- I had a nice, long nap.
404
00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:08,237
I had an apple
with some almond butter.
405
00:14:08,331 --> 00:14:10,239
Girl, I don't care
about naps and nut butter!
406
00:14:10,258 --> 00:14:11,832
I'm talking about Max and Oscar.
407
00:14:11,852 --> 00:14:14,077
Oh, oh, yeah, I've decided
408
00:14:14,170 --> 00:14:15,520
I'm staying with Oscar.
409
00:14:15,671 --> 00:14:17,413
We're actually gonna watch
the meteor shower later tonight.
410
00:14:17,432 --> 00:14:19,248
I'm glad you figured that out.
411
00:14:19,267 --> 00:14:21,601
You were scary today.
412
00:14:21,753 --> 00:14:23,086
Hey, Kat.
413
00:14:23,104 --> 00:14:24,845
Did you visit Max earlier?
414
00:14:24,939 --> 00:14:25,938
Yeah.
415
00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:27,181
Had a nice little chat, did ya?
416
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:28,941
I think it went pretty well.
417
00:14:29,094 --> 00:14:30,076
Wrong! He just quit!
418
00:14:30,261 --> 00:14:31,369
-He quit?!
-Yeah.
419
00:14:31,520 --> 00:14:32,612
You owe me a bartender.
420
00:14:32,706 --> 00:14:35,665
Well, if you can find Wyatt,
he might do it.
421
00:14:42,790 --> 00:14:45,383
(groans) What, do you have
a key to the building?
422
00:14:45,534 --> 00:14:48,219
-(sighs) Can I come in?
-No, I'm busy.
423
00:14:48,371 --> 00:14:50,279
With what?
You just quit your job.
424
00:14:50,298 --> 00:14:52,448
Well, that news traveled fast.
425
00:14:52,541 --> 00:14:54,708
-I think we should talk.
-I don't want to talk.
426
00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:56,227
All right.
427
00:14:57,731 --> 00:15:01,232
-Aha! Did the same thing
with your doorman!
-Ah! Slippery.
428
00:15:01,902 --> 00:15:03,142
Wait.
429
00:15:03,294 --> 00:15:04,718
What is all this?
Where are you going?
430
00:15:04,812 --> 00:15:07,964
I'm gonna take off,
give us a little space.
431
00:15:07,982 --> 00:15:09,482
Oh, Max, don't do this.
432
00:15:09,634 --> 00:15:11,576
I don't want to get in the way
of you and Oscar being happy.
433
00:15:11,727 --> 00:15:13,578
You can tell yourself that
all you want,
434
00:15:13,729 --> 00:15:16,063
but when things get difficult
or uncomfortable, you bolt.
435
00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:18,249
-Do not.
-Oh, please, it's what you do!
436
00:15:18,401 --> 00:15:20,643
Get a D on a test,
you drop the class.
437
00:15:20,662 --> 00:15:21,920
That professor hated me.
438
00:15:22,071 --> 00:15:24,756
One bad gig at a nightclub
and you give up on music.
439
00:15:24,907 --> 00:15:26,165
People threw fruit!
440
00:15:26,317 --> 00:15:27,833
Where did they even get fruit?!
441
00:15:27,928 --> 00:15:29,427
Then you run off to Paris,
442
00:15:29,578 --> 00:15:31,654
Brigitte breaks up with you,
and you run back here.
443
00:15:31,747 --> 00:15:34,173
How am I supposed to stay here
after what I did?
444
00:15:34,325 --> 00:15:35,916
I mean, what do we do?
445
00:15:35,936 --> 00:15:37,418
Just pretend it never happened?
446
00:15:37,512 --> 00:15:39,178
Yeah, welcome
to the last year of my life!
447
00:15:39,330 --> 00:15:40,939
When you rejected me,
448
00:15:41,090 --> 00:15:42,181
I was hurt and embarrassed,
449
00:15:42,333 --> 00:15:44,000
but I got through it.
450
00:15:44,093 --> 00:15:46,260
And it was worth it because...
451
00:15:46,354 --> 00:15:48,112
you are my best friend.
452
00:15:48,264 --> 00:15:50,597
You're my best friend, too.
453
00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:53,192
And if leaving is
what you really want to do,
454
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:55,286
I will support you.
455
00:15:55,513 --> 00:15:58,498
But I would miss
seeing you every day.
456
00:16:00,368 --> 00:16:02,961
When you're not yelling at me,
we do have a lot of fun.
457
00:16:03,779 --> 00:16:05,946
So are we packing or unpacking?
458
00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:08,132
Unpacking.
459
00:16:08,359 --> 00:16:09,467
Great.
460
00:16:10,195 --> 00:16:11,544
And I'm sorry...
461
00:16:11,696 --> 00:16:13,304
what is this shirt?
462
00:16:13,456 --> 00:16:15,381
That's a real panty-dropper
in Budapest.
463
00:16:15,533 --> 00:16:16,641
Oh.
464
00:16:16,792 --> 00:16:20,311
I guess gravity
works differently over there.
465
00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:28,027
Hey, buddy.
What are you doing up here?
466
00:16:29,063 --> 00:16:30,971
Mm, aren't we friendly?
467
00:16:31,065 --> 00:16:32,973
I'm waiting for my girlfriend,
468
00:16:32,993 --> 00:16:35,718
who's also a Kat-- a human Kat.
469
00:16:35,811 --> 00:16:37,570
She's kind,
470
00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:40,665
beautiful, really funny...
471
00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:45,228
She's also a little late.
472
00:16:45,246 --> 00:16:47,380
Any idea where she is?
473
00:16:49,234 --> 00:16:51,492
Wait, am I supposed
to follow you?
474
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,845
Oscar, have you seen
a black and gray cat?
475
00:16:53,996 --> 00:16:55,179
Yeah, he went that way.
476
00:16:55,331 --> 00:16:56,906
You had him and you let him go?!
477
00:16:56,999 --> 00:16:58,741
I didn't know he was on the lam.
478
00:16:58,760 --> 00:16:59,833
There he is!
479
00:16:59,927 --> 00:17:01,077
Don't you jump!
480
00:17:01,095 --> 00:17:03,412
That nine lives thing
may not be true!
481
00:17:03,431 --> 00:17:05,248
BOTH:
No!
482
00:17:05,266 --> 00:17:08,175
Oh, dang!
Now he's on that ledge?
483
00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:10,177
And he's on the move.
484
00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:12,488
You see, I try to like cats,
I really do.
485
00:17:14,517 --> 00:17:15,867
Maybe you're right.
486
00:17:16,094 --> 00:17:17,777
I do run when things get tough.
487
00:17:17,929 --> 00:17:19,203
Like...
488
00:17:19,355 --> 00:17:21,039
I wish
I'd stuck with songwriting.
489
00:17:21,190 --> 00:17:22,707
You were really good at it, too.
490
00:17:22,858 --> 00:17:24,042
I just, I got
491
00:17:24,269 --> 00:17:25,526
so tired of being rejected
492
00:17:25,620 --> 00:17:27,361
that I convinced myself
I didn't really want it.
493
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:28,713
Well, you should try again.
494
00:17:28,940 --> 00:17:31,365
I mean, think of all the
heartache you've had this year.
495
00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:34,126
Brigitte dumped you, I rejected
you, you're unemployed.
496
00:17:34,279 --> 00:17:36,462
That's, like, enough
for a Taylor Swift album.
497
00:17:37,632 --> 00:17:39,965
Only you can make
those things sound positive.
498
00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:41,893
Mm, positivity is my drug.
499
00:17:42,044 --> 00:17:43,803
That and Christmas movies
in July.
500
00:17:43,955 --> 00:17:45,063
Just July?
501
00:17:45,290 --> 00:17:47,807
Okay, year-round.
I have a problem.
502
00:17:47,959 --> 00:17:49,141
(chuckles)
503
00:17:49,294 --> 00:17:51,235
I hope Oscar knows
what he's getting into.
504
00:17:51,387 --> 00:17:52,795
Oscar!
505
00:17:52,814 --> 00:17:54,906
Oscar who's on my roof right now
probably wondering
506
00:17:55,057 --> 00:17:56,557
where the hell I am! Got to run.
507
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:59,318
Glad you're staying.
Burn that shirt.
508
00:17:59,470 --> 00:18:00,653
(door closes)
509
00:18:00,805 --> 00:18:03,247
Don't you listen to her--
you're awesome.
510
00:18:08,404 --> 00:18:10,755
I don't know why I have
to be the dangler!
511
00:18:10,906 --> 00:18:13,316
Because I have
trust issues with you.
512
00:18:13,409 --> 00:18:15,818
Randi, you're gonna fall back
and Phil will catch you.
513
00:18:15,837 --> 00:18:17,929
-Got it.
-One, two...
514
00:18:18,156 --> 00:18:19,655
-three.
-Oh!
515
00:18:19,674 --> 00:18:20,990
Hey!
516
00:18:21,083 --> 00:18:23,175
Don't got it.
517
00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:25,328
Just remember,
you fell onto carpet.
518
00:18:25,346 --> 00:18:28,088
I will become street pizza.
519
00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:29,682
(singsongy):
Houdini.
520
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:31,109
(giggles) Come here.
521
00:18:31,260 --> 00:18:34,003
Damn it, Phil,
why aren't you taller?
522
00:18:34,021 --> 00:18:36,114
My mother smoked!
523
00:18:36,265 --> 00:18:38,023
Kitty, kitty, kitt-- I got him!
524
00:18:38,176 --> 00:18:40,326
I got him-- oh! Don't got him.
525
00:18:43,014 --> 00:18:44,347
Well...
526
00:18:44,365 --> 00:18:46,958
this is a different kind of day.
527
00:18:49,187 --> 00:18:51,203
I'm here, I'm here.
528
00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:54,281
Oh, good, I thought
you were gonna miss it.
529
00:18:54,375 --> 00:18:56,041
(exhales)
530
00:18:56,194 --> 00:18:58,386
I wouldn't miss it
for the world.
531
00:19:12,301 --> 00:19:15,044
So it says here on your résumé
that you quit your last job
532
00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:16,879
and you left
your employer/friend
533
00:19:16,972 --> 00:19:17,971
high and dry.
534
00:19:18,065 --> 00:19:19,640
I said I'm sorry.
535
00:19:19,734 --> 00:19:22,568
It also says that your height
and good looks are annoying.
536
00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:25,145
Not the first time
I've heard that.
537
00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:26,664
Can I have my job back?
538
00:19:26,891 --> 00:19:27,957
No.
539
00:19:29,394 --> 00:19:31,669
Okay, yes. Damn that smile!
540
00:19:33,173 --> 00:19:35,915
So how was the golf tournament?
541
00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:38,492
Did you by chance get to talk
to Matthew McConaughey?
542
00:19:38,586 --> 00:19:41,012
Gosh, you know,
he was really busy.
543
00:19:41,239 --> 00:19:42,405
Oh, yeah, that's okay.
544
00:19:42,498 --> 00:19:44,998
I'm sure he's
forgotten about it anyway.
545
00:19:45,092 --> 00:19:46,575
(chuckles)
Totally.
546
00:19:46,594 --> 00:19:48,519
(laughs)
547
00:19:48,671 --> 00:19:50,763
You know,
when I mentioned Phil's name,
548
00:19:50,915 --> 00:19:52,339
he threw his golf clubs
in the lake
549
00:19:52,433 --> 00:19:54,609
and then he head-butted
Ted Danson.
550
00:19:56,196 --> 00:19:57,920
I can't believe they came back.
551
00:19:57,939 --> 00:20:00,272
Should I pitch them my idea
for a TV show?
552
00:20:00,425 --> 00:20:02,366
-No, you should not.
-But it's really good.
553
00:20:02,593 --> 00:20:04,017
No, it is not.
554
00:20:04,111 --> 00:20:05,703
Can you just try to be normal.
555
00:20:05,854 --> 00:20:07,872
You know how hard
that is for me.
556
00:20:08,099 --> 00:20:10,499
It's really hard.
557
00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:12,785
Oh, yay!
558
00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:14,603
Whoa, she's at it again!
559
00:20:14,697 --> 00:20:16,105
-Oh!
-There it is.
560
00:20:16,123 --> 00:20:17,273
I still got it.
561
00:20:17,291 --> 00:20:19,866
I think I'm gonna
adopt this fella.
562
00:20:19,961 --> 00:20:21,201
Oh!
563
00:20:21,295 --> 00:20:23,112
Well, that's fantastic!
564
00:20:23,130 --> 00:20:24,889
Celebrity cat.
565
00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:27,800
Hey, that would be a great show.
566
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:29,060
Normal!
567
00:20:29,287 --> 00:20:31,211
Well, we're gonna miss
568
00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:32,805
this little ball of fur.
569
00:20:32,957 --> 00:20:35,066
Houdini's created quite a bit
of excitement around here.
570
00:20:35,293 --> 00:20:37,460
Oh, Oscar, Oscar,
come meet the stars
571
00:20:37,478 --> 00:20:39,737
of my favorite TV show
when I was growing up.
572
00:20:39,964 --> 00:20:41,814
Oscar, this is Joey
573
00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:43,890
and Jenna and...
574
00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:45,243
Michael.
575
00:20:45,394 --> 00:20:47,136
Right, right, Michael.
The older brother.
576
00:20:47,154 --> 00:20:49,638
-Ah!
-Nice to meet you all.
577
00:20:49,657 --> 00:20:51,749
Nice meeting you, too.
Congrats on being chosen, man.
578
00:20:51,900 --> 00:20:53,066
Thanks.
579
00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:54,234
-Chosen for what?
-Um, dodgeball.
580
00:20:54,328 --> 00:20:55,478
We're thinking
of starting a team.
581
00:20:55,496 --> 00:20:57,088
Can you go grab me
a coffee, please?
582
00:20:57,315 --> 00:20:59,590
Way to go, Joey Lawrence.
583
00:20:59,742 --> 00:21:01,333
Ow!
584
00:21:01,427 --> 00:21:03,335
♪ When I'm walkin' with you ♪
585
00:21:03,429 --> 00:21:06,079
♪ I watch
the whole room change ♪
586
00:21:06,099 --> 00:21:07,765
♪ Baby, that's what you do ♪
587
00:21:07,992 --> 00:21:09,416
♪ No, my baby ♪
588
00:21:09,510 --> 00:21:11,176
♪ Don't play ♪
589
00:21:11,329 --> 00:21:12,937
♪ Blame it on my confidence ♪
590
00:21:13,164 --> 00:21:16,089
♪ Oh, blame it
on your measurements ♪
591
00:21:16,109 --> 00:21:18,517
♪ Shut that ... down on sight ♪
592
00:21:18,669 --> 00:21:20,352
♪ That's right ♪
593
00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:22,671
♪ We out here
drippin' in finesse ♪
594
00:21:22,690 --> 00:21:25,098
♪ It don't make no sense ♪
595
00:21:25,118 --> 00:21:26,842
♪ Out here drippin' in finesse ♪
596
00:21:26,861 --> 00:21:29,120
♪ You know, you know it. ♪
597
00:21:29,289 --> 00:21:30,863
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598
00:21:31,015 --> 00:21:33,499
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