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(whispering):
Oh, hey.
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I'm whispering because I'm in
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the local business council
meeting.
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It's where local business owners
meet to discuss
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and vote on issues
that affect our businesses
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and the surrounding
neighborhood.
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Sometimes we get a little
bogged down in the minutiae.
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Before we get into the docket,
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everybody owes me 75 cents
for the sweet tea.
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Uh, uh, point of order.
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Uh, what if we brought
a travel mug from home?
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Do we get a discount?
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Quiet. I have not
opened the floor.
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Objection. Floors don't open.
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Neither should your mouth.
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The best thing
about these meetings
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is it's made me and Carter
much closer friends.
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Now we have
our own special thing.
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Moving on,
citing declining sales,
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Wayne Regan has closed
his novelty joke shop
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and resigned
from the business council.
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His store was called
Joke's On You.
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But I guess the joke
was on Wayne.
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That was pretty funny.
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Marlene surprised me
with that one.
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Yeah, I'm not laughing.
I love that place.
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It's where I got these.
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Do we have any nominations
to fill Wayne's spot?
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I nominate Kat Silver.
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-What? Me?
-Yeah. Come on.
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It's time we got somebody cool
up there.
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Oh. Well, then, I'll do it.
(chuckles)
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-Maybe take those glasses off.
-Oh, right.
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Anybody else?
Maybe someone who owns a salon
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and can touch up these roots?
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Mm-hmm! Looking at you, Ron.
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No? No? Okay.
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Well, then, it's, uh,
it's official.
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Kat Silver is the newest member
of the business council.
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And I know
you will treat the position
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with the gravity
and respect it deserves.
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You bet I will.
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♪ ♪
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(squeals, laughs)
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-(chants): Speech, speech.
-(chuckles)
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I just want y'all to know,
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that even though I'm on
the local business council,
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there is no need
to be intimidated.
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I'm the same approachable me
I've always been.
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Okay, good, because you
have something in your teeth.
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-Oh, which one?
-To the left-- no, down.
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M-My left.
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It jumped a tooth.
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-Good evening, Councilwoman.
-Mm.
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Good evening,
local business owner.
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I'm happy to inform you
I have done
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the research on your proposition
to extend your business hours.
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Then you know we the only street
within a ten-block radius
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that has an 11:00 p.m. curfew
for bars.
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Exactly. I mean, what is this,
the Prohibition? Like,
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"Extra! Extra!
No drinking, no dancing,
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"no fun, get your paper--
five cents-- polio,
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-tuberculosis."
-How do I make it stop?
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Y-You can't. You just have
to let it wash over you.
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I'm just saying you've got
my yea vote for item 1-A.
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Hopefully that'll counteract
Mean Marlene's nay.
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'Cause she already said nothing
good happens after 11:00.
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Sounds like nothing good
happens to Marlene after 11:00.
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-Oh-ho!
-(whoops)
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Well, I got your back, Carter.
And your front.
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And your top and your bottom.
Not that bottom.
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Got your insides,
got your outsides.
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(groans)
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Hello, everybody.
I'm sorry I'm late.
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I've been decluttering to make
room for Preston's things.
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Ooh! My boyfriend's moving in.
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I've never cohabitated
outside of marriage.
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I feel naughty.
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Oh, you shouldn't feel naughty,
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just concerned
you're gonna go to hell.
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No, Sheila, I'm teasing.
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I did it for 30 years.
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Oh, I am so proud of my girl.
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I brought you Grandma's pearls.
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Because you know what they say.
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"Girls who wear pearls..."
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"Contribute to the overfishing
of the oyster population
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of the Atlantic Coast"?
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-(laughs)
-Ugh. No.
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Girls who wear pearls
rule the world.
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Right, Randi?
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Yeah, okay.
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Oh, look what I found.
Your old tap shoes.
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-(laughs): Oh.
-Katharine was quite the tapper.
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She could have gone all the way.
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Well, not sure
what "all the way" is
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in the tap world.
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Unless you get
in the touring company
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of Anything Goes,
there's literally nowhere to go.
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Oh, Max,
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is there any chance you
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and your muscles would be free
to help me move some furniture
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into the basement this weekend?
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You might be able to find some
nice stuff for your apartment.
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Uh, definitely.
Yeah, I could use a TV stand.
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And a TV.
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And a couple of bedside tables.
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-Can you tell I hate to shop?
-(Sheila chuckles)
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Oh, no.
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What's wrong, sugar?
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I meant you, Randi,
not the actual sugar.
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But how are you, sugar?
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Now back to you, Randi.
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Daniel was supposed to be
my model
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for a photography project
at school,
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but now he has to leave town
for work.
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Damn, I wish I wasn't dating
a man who has a job.
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Ooh, wait, I didn't mean it.
I take that back, Lord.
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You could ask Max
to pose for you.
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He should be a model anyway.
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The theme of the project
is modern masculinity.
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Daniel is the first
Black partner at his law firm,
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-and Max is just
a hot, white bartender.
-I see your point.
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I'd still do him,
but I see your point.
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I'll tell you who else
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should be a model.
This cake pop.
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Where you going with those
pretty little sprinkles on you?
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Paris and Milan?
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Well, smell you.
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Phil, do you think
you could pose for me?
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I think I can work with this.
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Are you sure?
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I've been called
a lot of things,
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but "masculine" and "modern"
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do not rate high on that list.
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So, it's official.
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The signs
will be called speed humps
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and not speed bumps.
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Okay, next up,
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extended hours at the Middle C.
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Mr. Cook,
please address the council.
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Thank you.
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I appreciate it.
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You know, owning a piano bar,
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people always ask me,
"Do you play the piano?
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Do you sing?"
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I say, "I do not."
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-(Kat chuckles)
-In fact, my Sunday school
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choir teacher told me that
there were plenty of other ways
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that I could honor the Lord.
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-(Kat chuckles)
-But the thing is,
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I've always loved music,
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and I love being a positive part
of the community.
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And a few more hours
of positivity
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could really benefit
the neighborhood.
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And my kid's teeth.
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He needs braces. Like, bad.
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The boy look like a possum.
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Thank you.
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Oh, no, no, no. No clapping.
Just eats up time.
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All right.
We will now hear arguments
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from some community members.
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I'm all for the Middle C
being open later.
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Get my drink on. Get my song on.
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Go home,
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get my bongo on.
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Then Mom's boyfriend Glenn
comes down,
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yells, "Knock it off!"
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Then I yell back,
"You're not my dad, Glenn!"
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I live across the street
from the Middle C
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and have a new baby.
(chuckles)
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The noise makes it really hard
to get him to sleep,
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and if it were
to stay open later,
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I don't know what I would do.
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I already feel like
my breast pump is taunting me.
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The question
everyone should be asking:
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is this neighborhood prepared
to handle the negative impact
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that will occur
when a bar stays open late?
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Each hour a bar stays open
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past 11:00 p.m.,
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there's a 16% increase in crime.
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This includes graffiti,
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public urination,
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public urination
while spraying graffiti.
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I've seen it.
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The drunker people are,
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the more likely they are
to just set crap on fire.
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Garbage cans, street signs.
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Paper toilet seat covers.
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That's why
there's none ever there
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when you're in the restroom.
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So, please, listen
to what we're saying tonight.
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Do the right thing
to keep our neighborhood safe.
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All right.
Time to vote on the Middle C
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extending their hours
of operation.
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All those in favor?
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All those not in favor?
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Ms. Silver, you haven't voted.
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-Can I abstain?
-MARLENE: No.
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-Can I go to the bathroom?
-MARLENE: No.
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-Can I phone a friend?
-MARLENE: No.
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Yea or nay? And you're the
tiebreaker, so make it quick.
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'Cause if I don't feed my Yorkie
by 7:00,
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he goes after the paper towels.
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Yeah, Kat. Yea or nay?
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Nay.
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Well, the nays have it.
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Now he won't let me in his bar.
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But there were so many con
arguments and safety concerns.
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I saved him
a lot of aggravation.
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-Don't you agree?
-Carter pays me,
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so I'm gonna have to be
Switzerland on this one.
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Uh, Switzerland is one
of the most highly weaponized
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countries in the world.
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The last canton
didn't give women the vote
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until 1991. I don't think
you want to be Switzerland.
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Oh, hey, that's a nice chair.
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Oh. Yeah,
it was my dad's favorite.
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Every night, I would sit
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in his lap,
tell him about my day.
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How my college classes
were going.
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Oh, hey,
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is that a jukebox?
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No, it's a pizza oven.
(laughs)
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-Obviously, it's a jukebox.
-Right.
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It's actually the original one
from Happy Days.
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-Really?
-No. It's just
a regular jukebox.
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Nobody plays it anymore.
You want it?
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-Absolutely.
-Wait. I've got a better idea.
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I'm gonna give it to Carter.
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That's not better for me.
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Well, Carter's always talking
about how much
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he has to pay
his daytime pianist.
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Don't say that word too fast.
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So, now he has free music
at lunchtime,
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and people love a jukebox.
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Yeah, including me.
But whatever.
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Max, I have
the most beautiful cashmere coat
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for you. Grandpa Silver
brought it from Europe.
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He asked to be buried in it
when he died,
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but tragically,
we couldn't find it.
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Where was it?
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In the closet on a hanger.
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-Isn't life funny?
-(Max laughs)
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That's so nice of you, Sheila.
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Of course. It'll come in handy
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if you ever get a real job.
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Aw. You're like family here.
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It was so nice of Kat
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-to let me borrow her pearls.
-Mm-hmm.
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You look concerned,
which is making me concerned
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'cause you're looking
at my face.
253
00:09:49,072 --> 00:09:51,539
Oh, I'm sorry, Phil.
It's not you, it's me.
254
00:09:51,616 --> 00:09:53,916
It sounds like
we're breaking up.
255
00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:57,253
It's just, I'm not doing great
in this class.
256
00:09:57,264 --> 00:10:00,265
My professor says
my photographs lack inspiration.
257
00:10:00,342 --> 00:10:02,008
Wow.
258
00:10:02,085 --> 00:10:04,886
You're usually
such a confident critter, Randi.
259
00:10:04,962 --> 00:10:07,731
I'm not used to seeing
this side of you.
260
00:10:08,424 --> 00:10:10,099
When I graduated high school,
261
00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:11,559
my parents said they would pay
for college
262
00:10:11,636 --> 00:10:13,278
if I studied anything but art.
263
00:10:13,355 --> 00:10:16,147
So, I didn't go to school
until I could pay for it myself.
264
00:10:16,224 --> 00:10:17,607
And now I kind of feel like
265
00:10:17,618 --> 00:10:18,900
I'm paying all this money
for something
266
00:10:18,976 --> 00:10:21,110
I might be just mediocre at.
267
00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:23,288
I think you need a bath.
268
00:10:23,365 --> 00:10:24,530
(sniffs)
269
00:10:24,607 --> 00:10:26,366
Stupid crystal deodorant.
270
00:10:26,442 --> 00:10:27,450
(chuckles):
No.
271
00:10:27,461 --> 00:10:29,869
I mean an inspiration bath.
272
00:10:29,946 --> 00:10:31,412
Mama used to swear by 'em.
273
00:10:31,489 --> 00:10:34,132
She said the water would
wash the worries away
274
00:10:34,209 --> 00:10:36,918
and let the good ideas
bubble up.
275
00:10:36,994 --> 00:10:38,294
Course, then she'd put me
in the tub
276
00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:40,972
with my little brother,
Tinker the Stinker,
277
00:10:41,049 --> 00:10:44,184
and other things
would bubble up.
278
00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:48,480
-♪ ♪
-(tap dancing)
279
00:10:56,472 --> 00:11:00,233
Shoes are a little snug,
but we dancers smile through it.
280
00:11:00,309 --> 00:11:01,984
Are you trying
to cost me more business
281
00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:03,828
by making people think
this is a Capezio store?
282
00:11:03,905 --> 00:11:05,405
And I only know what that is
283
00:11:05,481 --> 00:11:07,240
'cause I once dated a ballerina
for a summer.
284
00:11:07,316 --> 00:11:09,334
Okay, I'll stop.
285
00:11:11,362 --> 00:11:12,954
Sorry. Once you start
a triple-time step,
286
00:11:13,030 --> 00:11:15,173
you got to see it through.
287
00:11:15,250 --> 00:11:17,250
I have something for you.
288
00:11:17,326 --> 00:11:19,502
Are you gonna turn back time and
vote for me to extend my hours?
289
00:11:19,513 --> 00:11:22,013
I can't take back my vote,
and I still think
290
00:11:22,090 --> 00:11:23,631
that that was the best thing
for the neighborhood.
291
00:11:23,708 --> 00:11:26,300
But I do care about you
292
00:11:26,377 --> 00:11:28,928
and your business
and our friendship,
293
00:11:29,005 --> 00:11:30,430
so I have a surprise for you.
294
00:11:30,506 --> 00:11:31,856
It's in the back.
295
00:11:31,933 --> 00:11:33,516
Fine. But only because
it gets you away
296
00:11:33,527 --> 00:11:35,026
from the entrance to my bar.
297
00:11:42,610 --> 00:11:45,445
This is now the fourth thing
I've done in my life
298
00:11:45,521 --> 00:11:46,654
that I will never talk about.
299
00:11:46,731 --> 00:11:48,322
Doesn't it feel good?
300
00:11:48,399 --> 00:11:49,949
To make waves with your feet
301
00:11:50,026 --> 00:11:51,534
and squish the water up
between your toes?
302
00:11:51,545 --> 00:11:54,454
I'm not convinced
this is sanitary
303
00:11:54,530 --> 00:11:56,998
since I'm also squishing
some leftover kitty litter
304
00:11:57,074 --> 00:11:59,167
between my toes,
but it does feel good
305
00:11:59,243 --> 00:12:00,885
after being on my feet all day.
306
00:12:00,962 --> 00:12:03,296
I have always loved the water.
307
00:12:03,372 --> 00:12:06,507
When it was hot out, us kids
would go down to the river,
308
00:12:06,584 --> 00:12:10,770
take our clothes off,
yell "Sun's out, holes out"
309
00:12:10,805 --> 00:12:12,472
and jump in.
310
00:12:12,548 --> 00:12:15,567
That's quite an image, Phil.
311
00:12:15,643 --> 00:12:17,402
Wait.
312
00:12:17,479 --> 00:12:19,353
That's quite an image.
313
00:12:19,430 --> 00:12:21,564
Phil...
314
00:12:21,575 --> 00:12:24,075
would you consider
getting naked for me?
315
00:12:24,152 --> 00:12:27,195
Like naked, naked?
Like jump-in-the-river naked?
316
00:12:27,230 --> 00:12:28,246
Well, you're the one
who wanted me
317
00:12:28,323 --> 00:12:29,581
to take this inspiration bath,
Phil,
318
00:12:29,657 --> 00:12:31,199
and that's what bubbled up.
319
00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:32,809
And don't you think it's time
320
00:12:32,811 --> 00:12:35,036
the world sees something besides
big muscles and ripped abs?
321
00:12:35,112 --> 00:12:40,082
Phil, are you ready to show
the world your cute potato-bod?
322
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:43,094
I am, I am.
323
00:12:45,456 --> 00:12:46,598
It is right...
324
00:12:46,674 --> 00:12:50,384
Oh, no! No, no! No, no! Wait!
325
00:12:50,461 --> 00:12:52,345
Wait! No! No! No!
326
00:12:52,421 --> 00:12:53,938
Wait! That's my truck
and that's my...
327
00:12:54,015 --> 00:12:55,389
(loud crashing)
328
00:12:55,466 --> 00:12:56,599
...jukebox!
329
00:12:56,610 --> 00:12:59,277
Now it's more of a junk box.
330
00:13:06,143 --> 00:13:08,194
I mean, if you heard
a loud crash,
331
00:13:08,271 --> 00:13:10,112
why didn't you come and see
what was going on?
332
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,456
Because I'm one
of those weird people
333
00:13:11,533 --> 00:13:14,042
that runs away from danger.
334
00:13:14,869 --> 00:13:16,369
My dad's jukebox is busted,
335
00:13:16,445 --> 00:13:18,454
I'm not welcome
at the piano bar next door.
336
00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:21,958
I guess for me,
today is the day the music died.
337
00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:23,301
Well, don't feel too bad.
338
00:13:23,378 --> 00:13:25,804
The music on that jukebox died
a long time ago.
339
00:13:25,880 --> 00:13:27,964
Randi, I was so excited
340
00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:29,715
because Carter
and I were really bonding
341
00:13:29,792 --> 00:13:31,217
in those council meetings.
342
00:13:31,294 --> 00:13:33,311
Then he named that sandwich
after me.
343
00:13:33,388 --> 00:13:35,596
Wait. Carter named a sandwich
after you?
344
00:13:35,673 --> 00:13:37,148
Yeah, it was a good one, too.
345
00:13:37,225 --> 00:13:39,317
He called it "The Kat Burger."
346
00:13:39,394 --> 00:13:40,726
Ooh, that sounds nasty.
347
00:13:40,803 --> 00:13:42,645
Ooh, yeah.
Now that I hear it out loud,
348
00:13:42,656 --> 00:13:43,988
you're right.
349
00:13:44,065 --> 00:13:45,381
And you should know
350
00:13:45,383 --> 00:13:47,325
that Carter only names
sandwiches after people
351
00:13:47,402 --> 00:13:48,818
when he wants something
from them.
352
00:13:48,829 --> 00:13:50,403
And yes, there once was
353
00:13:50,479 --> 00:13:52,947
a Randi Reuben that was
never ordered, never eaten,
354
00:13:53,024 --> 00:13:54,490
because I shut that down
real quick.
355
00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:56,325
Wait. Are you suggesting
356
00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,995
that he buttered me up
with a vegan sandwich?
357
00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:00,413
Thereby rendering it non-vegan?
358
00:14:00,489 --> 00:14:02,290
Because that's diabolical.
359
00:14:02,366 --> 00:14:06,177
I mean, I'm not saying
that he was being diabolical.
360
00:14:06,254 --> 00:14:08,421
It just sounds like
he was trying to work you
361
00:14:08,497 --> 00:14:10,006
for your vote, and now he's mad
362
00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:11,132
because he couldn't
puppet-master you.
363
00:14:11,208 --> 00:14:13,092
Well, wait.
364
00:14:13,169 --> 00:14:14,927
Why didn't he just try
to get on the board himself
365
00:14:15,004 --> 00:14:17,096
and then vote for himself?
366
00:14:17,173 --> 00:14:19,932
Because you can't vote
for your own agenda.
367
00:14:20,009 --> 00:14:21,526
Item rule 27-A.
368
00:14:21,603 --> 00:14:25,104
Wow! I did get worked.
369
00:14:25,181 --> 00:14:27,031
New experience, new feelings.
370
00:14:27,066 --> 00:14:28,533
I've never been worked before.
371
00:14:28,610 --> 00:14:30,410
Somehow, I doubt that.
372
00:14:31,729 --> 00:14:34,155
I'm ready, Randi.
373
00:14:34,231 --> 00:14:36,541
Are you naked under there, Phil?
374
00:14:36,618 --> 00:14:39,752
Yep, as the day I was born.
375
00:14:40,955 --> 00:14:42,881
It's okay. It's all
in the name of art.
376
00:14:42,957 --> 00:14:44,540
Phil's helping me
with my photography class.
377
00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:46,334
Come on, Phil. I have everything
set up out back.
378
00:14:46,410 --> 00:14:48,386
-(Phil chuckles)
-Wait. Aren't you gonna
be cold outside?
379
00:14:48,463 --> 00:14:54,851
Nope. God blessed me with
the lush fur of a snowshoe hare.
380
00:14:59,641 --> 00:15:03,192
What happens in this café
when I'm not around?
381
00:15:08,149 --> 00:15:10,450
Ugh. Not again.
382
00:15:19,610 --> 00:15:21,327
Kat, what the hell is going on?
383
00:15:21,404 --> 00:15:23,537
Well, you won't answer my texts,
384
00:15:23,614 --> 00:15:25,256
I don't feel welcome
in your bar,
385
00:15:25,333 --> 00:15:27,917
but I still have some things
I need to tell you.
386
00:15:27,928 --> 00:15:29,669
And you thought
this was the best way?
387
00:15:29,745 --> 00:15:31,337
Just spit it out.
388
00:15:31,414 --> 00:15:33,172
Fine.
389
00:15:33,249 --> 00:15:35,549
I think you nominated me
just to get my vote.
390
00:15:35,626 --> 00:15:37,936
No, I just thought it would
be good to have a friendly voice
391
00:15:38,012 --> 00:15:39,929
on the council,
somebody who enjoyed my bar
392
00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:41,222
who could see my side of things.
393
00:15:41,298 --> 00:15:43,015
Aha! You admit it!
394
00:15:43,092 --> 00:15:46,945
I can't believe I was gonna
give you my dad's jukebox--
395
00:15:47,021 --> 00:15:48,729
no strings attached,
by the way--
396
00:15:48,806 --> 00:15:50,898
because
that's what real friendship is.
397
00:15:50,975 --> 00:15:52,191
No, what real friendship is,
398
00:15:52,268 --> 00:15:54,068
is two people
helping each other out.
399
00:15:54,145 --> 00:15:56,195
I think real friendship means
respecting the other person
400
00:15:56,272 --> 00:15:58,122
if they have a difference
of opinion.
401
00:15:58,199 --> 00:15:59,407
Then I guess when it comes
to friendship,
402
00:15:59,483 --> 00:16:01,075
we just agree to disagree.
403
00:16:01,152 --> 00:16:03,452
Well, I disagree,
so I disagree to disagree.
404
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:04,620
Then that would mean we agree.
405
00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:07,173
-I disagree!
-Oh.
406
00:16:09,285 --> 00:16:12,420
Quit looking out the window
at the Middle C.
407
00:16:12,496 --> 00:16:14,213
(sighs)
I can't help it.
408
00:16:14,290 --> 00:16:16,048
I wish I could be
one of those people who,
409
00:16:16,125 --> 00:16:18,592
when they get mad at someone,
they stay mad.
410
00:16:18,669 --> 00:16:20,144
I'm just not that person.
411
00:16:20,221 --> 00:16:22,054
I miss Carter and the Middle C.
412
00:16:22,131 --> 00:16:25,891
I miss those piano-based
'70s sing-alongs.
413
00:16:25,968 --> 00:16:28,987
I mean, where else am I gonna
wear my Cher wigs?
414
00:16:29,847 --> 00:16:31,823
When I get in an argument,
I always say,
415
00:16:31,899 --> 00:16:34,900
"You're right, I'm wrong,"
and get on with it.
416
00:16:34,977 --> 00:16:36,986
I developed that strategy
because I'm small
417
00:16:36,997 --> 00:16:39,822
and ill-suited for battle.
418
00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:42,241
Or maybe I just need
to accept the fact
419
00:16:42,318 --> 00:16:44,335
that friends come into your life
for a reason or a season.
420
00:16:44,412 --> 00:16:47,455
You know, maybe the season
of Carter is over.
421
00:16:47,531 --> 00:16:49,415
Maybe I should look at this
as an opportunity.
422
00:16:49,492 --> 00:16:51,509
Maybe I should start up
a little friendship
423
00:16:51,586 --> 00:16:52,960
with Jack
from the used bookstore,
424
00:16:53,037 --> 00:16:54,545
see where that takes me.
425
00:16:54,622 --> 00:16:58,090
The guy from the used
bookstore's name is "Bobby Ray."
426
00:16:58,167 --> 00:17:00,634
Then I will initiate
the conversation by saying,
427
00:17:00,711 --> 00:17:04,472
"Bobby Ray, I'm sorry I've been
calling you Jack for a year."
428
00:17:04,548 --> 00:17:07,025
Hey, y'all.
Look at this.
429
00:17:07,101 --> 00:17:10,361
I made some test prints
from our shoot last night,
430
00:17:10,438 --> 00:17:12,271
and I may be a genius.
431
00:17:12,348 --> 00:17:13,439
Whoa!
432
00:17:13,516 --> 00:17:16,192
Phil, you took off your apron.
433
00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:19,862
Yeah, well, it was a full moon
last night,
434
00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:23,583
so we decided,
"Moon's out, holes out."
435
00:17:24,235 --> 00:17:28,454
Plus, the apron came in handy
when I had to snap away a rat.
436
00:17:28,531 --> 00:17:32,291
You know, Randi, I don't know
if it's your photography skills,
437
00:17:32,368 --> 00:17:35,503
or just the way the moonlight
is dancing off that wall,
438
00:17:35,579 --> 00:17:39,590
but I never realized how
beautiful our dumpster area is.
439
00:17:39,667 --> 00:17:43,311
I think it's my dumpster area
that sells it.
440
00:17:43,897 --> 00:17:46,514
I just figured out
how to help Carter.
441
00:17:46,590 --> 00:17:48,557
I thought
the season of Carter was over.
442
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:52,236
Have you not been listening?
I can't stay mad at someone.
443
00:17:52,313 --> 00:17:55,314
Should I be flattered or alarmed
444
00:17:55,391 --> 00:17:59,327
that she just ran up to her room
with a picture of me naked?
445
00:18:06,735 --> 00:18:08,702
Now what?
446
00:18:08,779 --> 00:18:10,704
Look at this.
447
00:18:10,781 --> 00:18:11,756
-Whoa!
-Whoa!
448
00:18:11,833 --> 00:18:13,316
Phil's naked.
449
00:18:13,318 --> 00:18:15,426
How am I supposed to look
at that man in the eye again?
450
00:18:15,503 --> 00:18:18,087
Put your thumb there.
Look past Phil.
451
00:18:18,098 --> 00:18:19,722
I'm not touching that.
452
00:18:20,624 --> 00:18:22,424
Okay, um, cover it with this.
453
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:24,885
-Hey, now it's 3D.
-(Kat sighs)
454
00:18:24,962 --> 00:18:26,428
You know what?
Forget the picture.
455
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:29,107
I'm pretty sure
I can't forget that picture.
456
00:18:30,092 --> 00:18:31,609
Carter, I think
I figured out a way
457
00:18:31,686 --> 00:18:34,228
for you to serve more customers
during regular business hours
458
00:18:34,305 --> 00:18:35,947
to make up
for not staying open later.
459
00:18:36,023 --> 00:18:37,439
Yeah? How's that?
460
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,567
Back patio seating.
461
00:18:39,643 --> 00:18:41,285
There's plenty
of room back there.
462
00:18:41,362 --> 00:18:43,571
The brick wall is rustic
and super cool.
463
00:18:43,647 --> 00:18:45,114
Plus, I did some research.
464
00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:47,408
You already have approval
for a back patio from when
465
00:18:47,484 --> 00:18:50,035
the Middle C was a strip club
called "Leave It To Beavers."
466
00:18:50,112 --> 00:18:51,537
Oh, hey, I remember
that place... Huh?
467
00:18:51,614 --> 00:18:53,205
What? Never mind.
468
00:18:53,282 --> 00:18:56,917
Anyway, Randi and I can
help you decorate it
469
00:18:56,994 --> 00:18:58,627
and make it look awesome,
with twinkle lights,
470
00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:02,047
'cause that's the cheap way
to make anything look awesome.
471
00:19:02,124 --> 00:19:05,518
It's true. I got pictures of her
in her cap and gown. Twinkly.
472
00:19:07,147 --> 00:19:08,387
Why are you doing this, Kat?
473
00:19:08,464 --> 00:19:10,982
I mean, I thought
we came to a disagreement.
474
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:14,810
Because you're important to me.
475
00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:19,648
In winter, spring,
summer or fall,
476
00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:22,201
all you got to do is call.
477
00:19:22,996 --> 00:19:24,778
And I'll be there,
yes, I will.
478
00:19:24,855 --> 00:19:27,239
-You know why?
-Yeah, I know why.
479
00:19:27,316 --> 00:19:29,950
-♪ 'Cause you got a friend... ♪
-I said I know why.
480
00:19:30,027 --> 00:19:32,453
And I've been thinking about it.
481
00:19:32,529 --> 00:19:35,423
I do respect you for voting
for what you thought was right.
482
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:41,253
-Thank you.
-Even though I disagree.
483
00:19:41,330 --> 00:19:45,433
Which I respect,
and I politely disagree back.
484
00:19:46,669 --> 00:19:48,436
Bring it in?
485
00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:52,398
(Kat laughs)
486
00:19:53,384 --> 00:19:55,309
My professor says
a great photograph
487
00:19:55,386 --> 00:19:57,186
is one you can't look away from,
488
00:19:57,197 --> 00:19:59,146
and he stared at the one
I took of Phil so long,
489
00:19:59,223 --> 00:20:00,522
his glasses fogged up.
490
00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:01,532
-Oh!
-Oh!
-Oh!
491
00:20:01,609 --> 00:20:03,034
And then
he gave me my first "A."
492
00:20:03,110 --> 00:20:06,153
-(cheering)
-Congratulations.
493
00:20:06,230 --> 00:20:09,031
Oh, and Randi is gonna help me
use one of the pictures we took
494
00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:11,200
for my Christmas card this year.
495
00:20:11,211 --> 00:20:15,379
We're gonna cover the naughty
bits with snowflakes and tinsel.
496
00:20:15,456 --> 00:20:17,373
-Can't wait for mine.
-Mm.
497
00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:19,875
-Sounds festive.
-I got to hand it to you, Kat.
498
00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:22,002
This back patio is off the hook.
499
00:20:22,079 --> 00:20:24,463
And I'm glad
Daddy's jukebox found a home...
500
00:20:24,540 --> 00:20:26,840
that isn't mine.
501
00:20:26,917 --> 00:20:28,550
Yeah, Carter and I went halfsies
to restore it.
502
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,386
Yeah. Pretty dang cool,
isn't it?
503
00:20:30,396 --> 00:20:32,012
Hey, did I ever tell you,
504
00:20:32,089 --> 00:20:33,138
that's the original one
from Happy Days?
505
00:20:33,215 --> 00:20:34,398
-For real?
-No!
506
00:20:34,475 --> 00:20:36,392
Why does everyone believe that?
507
00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:39,144
("Dancing in the Street" by
Martha and the Vandellas plays)
508
00:20:39,221 --> 00:20:41,072
-I love this song.
-I love this song.
509
00:20:41,148 --> 00:20:44,191
♪ Calling out around the world ♪
510
00:20:44,268 --> 00:20:48,237
♪ Are you ready
for a brand-new beat? ♪
511
00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:52,241
♪ Summer's here,
and the time is right ♪
512
00:20:52,252 --> 00:20:54,585
♪ For dancing in the street ♪
513
00:20:54,662 --> 00:20:57,088
♪ They're dancing in Chicago ♪
514
00:20:57,164 --> 00:20:59,206
♪ Dancing in the street ♪
515
00:20:59,283 --> 00:21:02,093
♪ Down in New Orleans... ♪
516
00:21:02,169 --> 00:21:04,044
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