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Oh. Hey. I've missed you all.
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This is the part where you say
you missed me, too.
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Oh, thank you.
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So, let's get right to it.
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I got some great news this week.
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(gasps)
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Mr. Mousekers, guess what!
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I'm a finalist
for the Courier Journal's
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annual Twenty Under Forty list.
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20 people under 40 years old
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who have a positive impact
on the community.
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Now, give me some paw.
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Yeah!
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And then I got something
stuck in my head.
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No, not a salad fork.
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Not a Q-tip.
A song.
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♪ Be the you that
you've always dreamed of ♪
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♪ Come and get fit and strong ♪
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♪ We're the gym
you've always dreamed of ♪
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♪ The place where you belong. ♪
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It's the jingle
for the local gym.
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And if I make
the Twenty Under Forty list,
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they do a photo spread
of all the winners.
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So, time to get fit for the pic.
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Are you ready to be the you
you've always dreamed of?
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Is Euclidean geometry
the first form of architecture?
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Yes!
The answer's yes.
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(growls)
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(imitates Schwarzenegger):
Are you intimidated
by these muscles?
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(laughs) I'm just kidding.
I haven't even been yet.
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On with our show.
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♪ Be the you that
you've always dreamed of ♪
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♪ The place where you belong,
place where you belong ♪
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♪ Place where you belong. ♪
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What's this?
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Furry Time Story Time.
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It's a new program
thought up by our owner.
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Wherein a very handsome
and gifted storyteller--
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it's me-- reads stories
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to the kids while being
surrounded by sweet kitties.
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Oh, that sounds
like so much fun.
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Maybe I'll bring my son.
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Is there wine for the grown-ups?
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There is.
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-Then we'll definitely be there.
-Ooh.
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(chuckles)
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Mamas and their wine.
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I don't like it.
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(laughs)
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Well, I'm back.
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Spent a lot more
than I intended to
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on gym clothes for my new life
as a gym rat.
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But part of that was because
I had to pay for a sports bra
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that a stranger
had to cut me out of.
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Girl, zippers in the front
will save your life.
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But zip slowly.
You don't want to zip a nip.
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Huh. Been there, zipped that.
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Ooh.
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And I'm going to my first
kickboxing class tomorrow
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Kind of nervous,
but also excited,
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'cause you know me,
I love to kick.
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Oh! I am so sorry. I'm sorry.
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I-I'll clean that up.
Let me get you a drink voucher.
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Don't worry.
I keep them in my apron.
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Here you go. I'm sorry.
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You know, gyms weren't a thing
when I was a kid.
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We just climbed trees,
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chased livestock
and danced for the Lord.
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Oh, Daniel and I are going
to the gym tomorrow, too.
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Maybe we'll see you there.
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Oh, look at you and Daniel,
getting sweaty together.
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Or as I call it,
"sweaty-to-getty."
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Well, you know we have to go
on dates to places
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that don't require tipping,
since he's morally opposed.
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So it was either the gym
or the zoo, and I don't do zoos,
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ever since I witnessed
a disgusting event
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with a monkey and some poop.
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I call it the monkey-rhea
incident of 2015.
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Great news, dear.
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I found a lipstick
that's smudge-proof, waterproof
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and Katharine-proof.
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-What does that mean?
-My mother can't accept
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the fact that
I'm not big on lipstick.
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But there's something
about my physiology
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that doesn't allow it
to stay on my actual lips.
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Hi, I'm Greg.
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Oh, hi. I'm Kat.
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It's for your
Twenty Under Forty interview
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with Jordan Evan Luther.
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He's the one who makes
the list every year.
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Handlebar mustache.
Everybody knows him.
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You really think lipstick
is gonna make the difference
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between me getting on
the list or not?
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Oh, I know it will.
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Show me a man who can say no
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to a bold, red lip
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and I'll show you a man
who's dead inside.
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She is not wrong.
Marty used to wear
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a tinted ChapStick.
Got my blood pumping.
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♪ Let's talk about sweat, baby ♪
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♪ Let's talk about kickboxing ♪
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♪ Let's talk about all
the good things at the gym... ♪
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Nope.
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Oh, do you want me
to take that for you?
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-What? No.
-Oh.
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Oh. Guess she doesn't want
to be my gym friend.
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Ooh, this looks like fun.
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Oh!
Oh, I am so sorry.
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-Ow.
-I'm sorry.
But-but you know what?
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T-This could be the hilarious
beginning to our gym friendship.
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We could hang out
at the smoothie bar together,
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and people will be like,
"How'd you meet?"
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And you'll be like,
"Funny story."
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Go ahead, try it.
Say, "Funny Story."
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-No.
-No. Okay.
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-Hey, Kat.
-KAT: Oh, hey.
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Nice to see you again, Daniel.
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Or should I say,
Mr. Eleven of last year's
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Twenty Under Forty List?
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I see you, youngest partner
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at the most prestigious
law firm in Louisville.
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Oh, yeah,
Kat's getting interviewed
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-for that list tomorrow.
-Oh, congrats.
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Thanks.
So, tell me everything.
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Did it change your life? Like,
do you get showered with gifts?
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Do people stop and stare
at you on the street?
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Uh, it did, actually.
I got a bump in business,
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a bump in pay
and it got me a stalker.
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I want all of those things.
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Uh, no, maybe not the stalker.
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Um, any insider tips
on nailing the interview?
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Look, don't be intimidated
by Jordan Evan Luther.
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Just give him three examples
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of how your work
serves your community.
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And most importantly,
play it cool.
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(chuckles)
That, I shall do.
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I'm gonna play it cool
to the touch.
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-(yelps)
-Whoa, I am so sorry.
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All right, all right,
all right, gorgeous people.
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It is time to party.
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Whoa!
I love a good party. Yeah.
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All right, let's go,
to the left, to the left.
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You heard the man,
you heard the man!
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To the left, to the left.
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You heard the man,
you heard the man!
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To the left, to the left.
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You heard the man.
You heard the man.
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Okay, everybody grab a mitt
and partner up.
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Let's get six kicks
on your right,
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six kicks on your left.
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You're with me, beautiful.
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I'm conflicted.
I know it's a hollow compliment.
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It's definitely sexist.
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But so few people
say anything nice nowadays.
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All right.
Right here.
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(grunts)
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Sorry.
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I'm just... I'm seeing double
right now.
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But I can assure you, I did kick
one of the mitts I just saw.
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Ooh.
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-Damn, girl.
You got some strong legs.
-Thanks.
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-And Michelle Obama arms.
-(laughs) Thanks.
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We should have a summer wedding,
so you can go sleeveless.
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Say what?
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You did not just say
the word "wedding"
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on our third date.
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Yeah, I did.
I thought it and I said it.
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You know what else
I'm thinking about?
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Whether our family
Christmas cards
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should be funny or sincere.
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W-Why don't you give me a break
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and hit on these for a while?
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I don't want to do it.
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Come on.
You got this.
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I want you to find that voice
that's holding you back
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and prove it wrong.
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Come on.
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He's working my body,
he's working my mind.
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Mind, body, body, mind.
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SHEILA:
Come on,
you 39-year-old flat-ass.
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This is your last chance
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to make
the Twenty Under Forty list.
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Now kick like you want it.
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(growls)
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Yeah, see?
You got it, gorgeous.
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Good job!
Yeah, there you go.
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Thanks, stud.
(tongue clicks)
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Ah, ah.
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I woke up two minutes
before my alarm went off.
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That's how excited I am
about my interview
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for the Twenty Under Forty list.
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Unfortunately, I am so sore
that I can't move my arms
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to get out of bed.
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Or my legs.
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And I have to pee.
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How are you not sore, Randi?
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I couldn't even lift my arms
to button my skirt.
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In case you were wondering,
it's not buttoned.
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Because I work out
every damn day. I'm used to it.
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But I'll tell you
what I'm not used to:
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a dude talking about us getting
married on our third date.
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So you got proposed to
while I got paralyzed?
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-That seems fair.
-Kat, I'm serious.
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He was talking about
sending out holiday cards.
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I called him a player,
and he said, "I'm a for-realer,"
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which is exactly
what a player would say,
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which I know,
because I've said it.
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Oh, the mail's here.
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Take a reward scone, Frank.
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There's a surprise
in the middle.
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Oh, I'll just tell you,
it's bacon.
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What you got there, Phil?
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Oh, it's the book I'm gonna read
for Furry Time Story Time.
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Mama used to read it
to us kids every night
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and when she got to the end
we'd say, "Read it again, Mama."
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Partly because we didn't want
to go back to bed
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and partly because she needed
to practice her reading.
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Oh.
Randi, it's Jordan Evan Luther
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from the Courier Journal.
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(gasps)
He's early for my interview.
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Now I'm nervous
on top of being sore.
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I'm sore-vous.
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Please don't talk like that
during your interview.
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(scoffs)
Obviously.
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(chuckles)
Jordan Evan Luther, I believe?
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-Kat Silver.
-I am.
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The one and only.
Actually, that's not true.
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There are six other
Katharine Silvers in Louisville.
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The oldest of us is 93.
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I like to think of her
as our leader.
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Great.
Okay, I am a little early,
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uh, but if you're ready,
should we knock this out?
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Yeah.
Let's, uh, let's knock this out.
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Let's knock it out so hard
that it gets a concussion.
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(chuckles)
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(grunting)
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Oh, could I get a cup of coffee?
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(strains):
Would be my pleasure.
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Nothing I would like more--
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to walk over here and do that.
Okay...
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(short chuckle)
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(sighs)
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Oh.
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Is everything okay?
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Yeah, it's just, um,
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I just, I overdid it
a little bit
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at the gym down the street,
so my muscles are spasming.
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Or I've been poisoned.
I'm not really sure which.
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00:10:22,197 --> 00:10:25,365
I just joined that gym. Yes,
it's my new lunchtime ritual,
250
00:10:25,517 --> 00:10:28,126
as I am trying
to replace desk lunch
251
00:10:28,319 --> 00:10:30,353
with a smoothie and a workout.
252
00:10:30,413 --> 00:10:32,355
Oh, I haven't checked out
the smoothie bar,
253
00:10:32,415 --> 00:10:34,691
although I did see there is one
called Almond Attack,
254
00:10:34,793 --> 00:10:38,178
and I thought,
"Well, I am up for that fight."
255
00:10:40,474 --> 00:10:41,956
Ah.
256
00:10:42,017 --> 00:10:43,624
So, Kat,
257
00:10:43,685 --> 00:10:46,719
what inspired you
to open a cat café?
258
00:10:46,855 --> 00:10:48,146
Um...
(grunts)
259
00:10:48,339 --> 00:10:50,890
Well, uh,
my father had just died,
260
00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:52,484
and I was kind of...
261
00:10:52,677 --> 00:10:54,819
reevaluating my place
in the world.
262
00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,655
And I thought, you know,
263
00:10:56,848 --> 00:10:58,990
"What can I do
to make other people happy?
264
00:10:59,183 --> 00:11:00,808
To make me happy?"
265
00:11:00,869 --> 00:11:03,995
(chuckles) I know that
probably sounds horribly corny.
266
00:11:04,188 --> 00:11:07,165
Or, as I like to call it,
"horny."
267
00:11:11,213 --> 00:11:12,578
And then, when I tried
to explain myself,
268
00:11:12,673 --> 00:11:14,914
I just kept repeating it
over and over.
269
00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:16,232
Like, "I am such a horny person.
270
00:11:16,292 --> 00:11:17,992
I'm especially horny at night."
271
00:11:18,086 --> 00:11:19,252
On and on.
272
00:11:19,388 --> 00:11:21,162
And do you know
how many examples I gave
273
00:11:21,223 --> 00:11:23,831
about how my café
serves the community? None.
274
00:11:23,892 --> 00:11:25,684
Then just call the dude
and ask for another meeting.
275
00:11:25,877 --> 00:11:27,744
Tell him you were, like,
high on drugs or something.
276
00:11:27,804 --> 00:11:30,313
'Cause that's what I thought
when I first met you.
277
00:11:31,692 --> 00:11:33,174
He's not gonna give me
two interviews
278
00:11:33,235 --> 00:11:35,418
when everybody else
only gets one.
279
00:11:35,437 --> 00:11:37,011
I wish I could just run
into him somewhere,
280
00:11:37,072 --> 00:11:38,697
li-like at the grocery store.
281
00:11:38,848 --> 00:11:39,939
Or the gym!
282
00:11:40,091 --> 00:11:41,700
He goes to my gym!
He told me that.
283
00:11:41,851 --> 00:11:44,777
I-I could just, like, run into
him during his lunchtime workout
284
00:11:44,930 --> 00:11:46,520
and drop my three examples.
285
00:11:46,581 --> 00:11:48,206
Randi, maybe you and Daniel
could go with me tomorrow
286
00:11:48,399 --> 00:11:50,116
and Daniel can help me
sweet-talk him?
287
00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:51,859
Oh. No, no, no.
I ditched Daniel.
288
00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:53,619
He was way too cocky for me.
289
00:11:53,714 --> 00:11:55,955
But I am going on a date tonight
with a doctor whose name is...
290
00:11:56,091 --> 00:11:57,031
Wait a minute.
291
00:11:57,092 --> 00:11:58,383
It starts with a "P."
292
00:11:58,552 --> 00:11:59,867
Maybe a "E."
293
00:11:59,928 --> 00:12:01,553
Oh, "T"! Taryn.
294
00:12:01,746 --> 00:12:03,238
You better get that figured out
before you call out
295
00:12:03,265 --> 00:12:05,281
the wrong name
in the throes of passion.
296
00:12:05,300 --> 00:12:06,707
No.
297
00:12:06,768 --> 00:12:09,185
Please never mention
my throes of passion.
298
00:12:10,254 --> 00:12:11,712
I'll go with you.
299
00:12:11,732 --> 00:12:13,790
I'll be your emotional support
workout buddy.
300
00:12:13,850 --> 00:12:16,550
You're a member
of Body for the People, too?
301
00:12:16,570 --> 00:12:19,553
It's like a secret society
I am just learning about.
302
00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:20,964
Yeah, I'm trying to get
more cardio in.
303
00:12:20,982 --> 00:12:22,298
When I was living in France,
304
00:12:22,358 --> 00:12:23,967
Brigitte and I
would bike everywhere.
305
00:12:23,985 --> 00:12:25,285
It was such a good workout.
306
00:12:27,363 --> 00:12:30,990
(French accent): The only thing
more fun to ride is you.
307
00:12:31,126 --> 00:12:33,234
(bicycle bell dings)
308
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:34,735
Okay! We get it!
309
00:12:34,796 --> 00:12:36,829
You're so in love,
you can't even bike alone!
310
00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:38,757
Codependent much?!
311
00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:40,425
I want to do it.
312
00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:43,928
Oh, good.
313
00:12:44,121 --> 00:12:45,989
I'm glad you're all here.
314
00:12:46,049 --> 00:12:47,657
I just read over
my childhood book
315
00:12:47,717 --> 00:12:50,176
that I was gonna read
for Furry Time Story Time,
316
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:51,995
and I think it might be...
317
00:12:52,055 --> 00:12:54,922
(whispers):
a tad bit racist.
318
00:12:54,983 --> 00:12:57,000
Would one of y'all take a look?
319
00:12:57,018 --> 00:12:57,850
What year was it written?
320
00:12:58,003 --> 00:12:59,110
1945.
321
00:12:59,303 --> 00:13:01,404
MAX/CARTER/KAT/RANDI:
It's racist.
322
00:13:06,102 --> 00:13:07,285
Oh, Carter, what am I gonna do?
323
00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:09,454
None of these books
from the library
324
00:13:09,605 --> 00:13:12,240
are as entertaining
as the book I was gonna read.
325
00:13:12,334 --> 00:13:14,183
If you're looking for permission
to read a racist book,
326
00:13:14,285 --> 00:13:16,536
you're not gonna get it from me.
327
00:13:16,688 --> 00:13:18,129
No, of course not.
328
00:13:18,322 --> 00:13:21,132
But maybe if you read it,
329
00:13:21,284 --> 00:13:22,801
you could tell me
which parts to skip.
330
00:13:22,994 --> 00:13:24,544
-No.
-(sighs)
331
00:13:24,638 --> 00:13:27,305
Well, did you have
a favorite book as a child?
332
00:13:27,498 --> 00:13:30,124
No, not really. They were always
about animals or white people,
333
00:13:30,227 --> 00:13:31,884
so I could never relate.
334
00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:33,703
Yeah, I understand that.
335
00:13:33,721 --> 00:13:37,223
I guess none of the books I read
told my story either.
336
00:13:37,375 --> 00:13:38,817
Well, there's your answer.
337
00:13:38,968 --> 00:13:40,543
Tell your own story.
338
00:13:40,603 --> 00:13:42,378
There may be a kid out there
who needs to hear it.
339
00:13:42,397 --> 00:13:43,396
Hmm.
340
00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:44,989
I'll have to leave the part out
341
00:13:45,182 --> 00:13:47,659
about where I took my donkey
to the prom.
342
00:13:47,852 --> 00:13:50,578
Kids don't want to hear
a love story.
343
00:13:52,874 --> 00:13:55,816
-Hey, nice lipstick,
by the way.
-(chuckles)
344
00:13:55,877 --> 00:13:57,151
Thanks, by the way.
345
00:13:58,229 --> 00:13:59,671
My mom gave it to me and
promises it'll stay on my lips.
346
00:13:59,822 --> 00:14:02,006
-I think
it's made for drag queens.
-(chuckles)
347
00:14:02,158 --> 00:14:03,249
How's your smoothie?
348
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:05,084
Mine has a lot of particles
in it.
349
00:14:05,220 --> 00:14:07,253
Yeah.
My Almond Attack is feeling
350
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:09,663
-a little attack-y in my tummy.
-(chuckles)
351
00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:12,183
Guess I shouldn't have ordered
that second one. (chuckles)
352
00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:14,853
Oh, hey,
I think your guy's here.
353
00:14:15,046 --> 00:14:16,855
KAT:
Oh, no.
354
00:14:17,048 --> 00:14:18,189
He's talking to my gym enemy.
355
00:14:18,341 --> 00:14:20,174
Or, as I call her,
my "gym-iny."
356
00:14:20,235 --> 00:14:22,752
I need you to distract her.
Go flirt.
357
00:14:22,770 --> 00:14:25,588
Hey. I am not a piece of meat
to be thrown at stuff.
358
00:14:25,648 --> 00:14:26,573
Please?
359
00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:31,202
Excuse me.
Hey, is your name Michelle?
360
00:14:31,395 --> 00:14:33,279
-No. Mia.
-Oh, that's funny.
361
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:34,855
You remind me
of somebody I know.
362
00:14:34,958 --> 00:14:36,282
Mr. Luther.
363
00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:38,117
-Oh, uh, Ms. Silver.
-Hi!
364
00:14:38,253 --> 00:14:40,119
I guess I shouldn't be surprised
to see you here,
365
00:14:40,255 --> 00:14:42,121
'cause you did mention
you come to this gym.
366
00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:43,272
That's right.
Yeah, I'm just, you know,
367
00:14:43,291 --> 00:14:44,716
trying to get my workout in.
368
00:14:44,909 --> 00:14:46,867
Yeah, I-I'll let you get to it.
However, there...
369
00:14:46,887 --> 00:14:50,129
there were a few things
that I forgot to tell you
370
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:51,872
during my interview
371
00:14:51,892 --> 00:14:55,209
about how my café
helps serve the community.
372
00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:57,120
(gags)
373
00:14:57,180 --> 00:15:00,289
This smoothie is not serving my
community very well right now.
374
00:15:00,308 --> 00:15:01,215
(grunts)
375
00:15:01,276 --> 00:15:02,959
(grunts)
First, we host
376
00:15:03,019 --> 00:15:05,386
community outreach events...
377
00:15:05,488 --> 00:15:06,796
(grunts)
378
00:15:06,856 --> 00:15:07,906
Second...
(grunts)
379
00:15:08,099 --> 00:15:08,740
I'm about to lose this fight.
380
00:15:08,933 --> 00:15:10,158
Look away.
381
00:15:11,027 --> 00:15:13,453
(retching loudly)
382
00:15:14,956 --> 00:15:17,081
(coughs)
383
00:15:17,274 --> 00:15:20,209
I'm sorry, where was I?
384
00:15:22,279 --> 00:15:23,570
Look, I know it was rough,
385
00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:25,572
but you still might make
the list.
386
00:15:25,634 --> 00:15:28,317
You know when somebody's trying
to make you feel better
387
00:15:28,336 --> 00:15:29,819
but they actually make you
feel worse
388
00:15:29,837 --> 00:15:31,837
because they're making you
relive the event?
389
00:15:31,990 --> 00:15:33,348
Stop making me relive the event.
390
00:15:34,425 --> 00:15:36,842
Okay, new line of questioning.
391
00:15:36,995 --> 00:15:39,162
Why do you care
about a stupid list anyway?
392
00:15:39,222 --> 00:15:41,164
It's a big deal, Max.
393
00:15:41,182 --> 00:15:43,257
They put your picture
in the paper and they give you
394
00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:45,351
a pretty certificate
to hang on your wall.
395
00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:47,261
And all of the people
who doubted me when I said
396
00:15:47,322 --> 00:15:50,097
I was gonna open a cat café
would see it and say,
397
00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:51,857
"Wow. She was right
and I was wrong."
398
00:15:51,952 --> 00:15:54,601
Like my mother, my classmate
from grad school Becky Finkle,
399
00:15:54,663 --> 00:15:56,362
the guy who gave me
the loan at the bank
400
00:15:56,514 --> 00:15:58,864
and had the nerve to say,
"I'll see you in default."
401
00:15:58,959 --> 00:15:59,940
(chuckles)
402
00:16:00,001 --> 00:16:03,086
So, you wanted validation?
403
00:16:03,964 --> 00:16:06,189
I did. Is that shallow?
404
00:16:06,290 --> 00:16:08,282
You took a huge risk
with your life
405
00:16:08,385 --> 00:16:11,194
and you want to tell
the haters to suck it.
406
00:16:11,254 --> 00:16:13,554
It may be shallow,
but it's real.
407
00:16:15,016 --> 00:16:17,433
He gets me.
408
00:16:19,262 --> 00:16:22,146
Um, what are you doing here?
409
00:16:22,339 --> 00:16:24,874
I came for Story Time.
This is Aubrey.
410
00:16:24,934 --> 00:16:26,375
I stole her from a park.
411
00:16:27,344 --> 00:16:29,303
Nah, I'm just kidding,
she's my niece.
412
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:30,563
(laughs)
413
00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:31,731
And people say lawyers
can't be funny.
414
00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:33,415
(Randi laughs)
415
00:16:33,417 --> 00:16:35,568
Uh, well, I told you
that I have plans tonight.
416
00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:38,237
I'm going on a date
with a doctor named Taryn.
417
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:40,223
Oh, well, I feel bad for him.
418
00:16:40,283 --> 00:16:41,666
Oh, yeah, and why is that?
419
00:16:41,817 --> 00:16:42,983
Well, because the whole time
you're with him,
420
00:16:43,044 --> 00:16:44,577
you're gonna be missing me.
421
00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:46,838
And I can't imagine how hard
that's gonna be on you,
422
00:16:47,031 --> 00:16:49,590
but you're strong.
423
00:16:52,012 --> 00:16:54,429
Damn. The grapes on that guy.
424
00:16:59,260 --> 00:17:00,426
So that night,
after Daddy finished yelling,
425
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,261
Little Phil Kitty hid
all the things
426
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:04,671
that upset his daddy
under his bed.
427
00:17:04,733 --> 00:17:07,859
Like his baton,
his lace collection,
428
00:17:08,052 --> 00:17:10,862
and his firemen calendar.
429
00:17:11,055 --> 00:17:12,588
He knew they'd be safe
430
00:17:12,690 --> 00:17:14,866
because his
Scarlett O'Hara doll,
431
00:17:15,017 --> 00:17:17,017
that he permanently borrowed
from his best friend's sister,
432
00:17:17,078 --> 00:17:18,811
was there to protect them.
433
00:17:18,963 --> 00:17:22,582
Even though she couldn't save
Tara from burning.
434
00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:27,953
And after another night
of fighting with his dad,
435
00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:31,031
Little Kitty decided he could
either buy a one-way ticket
436
00:17:31,051 --> 00:17:34,719
to Whisker-ta
or he could do something scary.
437
00:17:34,888 --> 00:17:36,203
He picked scary.
438
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:39,390
Which, coincidentally, would
become his favorite Spice Girl.
439
00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:43,619
So he went to his daddy
and he said,
440
00:17:43,679 --> 00:17:47,548
"If you can accept the one thing
you don't like about me,
441
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:50,068
"then you'll get all the other
things you love about me.
442
00:17:50,261 --> 00:17:52,236
And we can stay
in each other's lives."
443
00:17:52,429 --> 00:17:54,280
All nine of them.
444
00:17:55,391 --> 00:17:56,966
And after some thinking time,
445
00:17:56,984 --> 00:18:02,163
Daddy Kitty gave Little Kitty
the hug of his life.
446
00:18:02,898 --> 00:18:04,231
(applause)
447
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:05,825
Damn.
448
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:09,420
I didn't even cry this much
when my son was born.
449
00:18:11,332 --> 00:18:14,150
I once built a nail salon
out of Legos.
450
00:18:14,252 --> 00:18:17,428
Well, isn't that special?
451
00:18:19,808 --> 00:18:21,841
Ah, you're back.
452
00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:23,342
Yeah, I'm back.
453
00:18:23,494 --> 00:18:24,918
Couldn't quit thinking
about me, could you?
454
00:18:24,979 --> 00:18:26,587
No, that's not it.
455
00:18:26,648 --> 00:18:28,497
Taryn had to go
on an emergency call.
456
00:18:28,516 --> 00:18:31,609
But maybe I did think
about you a little bit.
457
00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:33,185
Okay, good,
'cause you really had me
458
00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:35,020
sweating there for a while.
459
00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:36,689
Well, you look good in sweat.
460
00:18:36,841 --> 00:18:39,859
Ah. So you're saying
you want a summer wedding?
461
00:18:40,011 --> 00:18:40,952
(both laugh)
462
00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:43,287
Hey, everybody.
I want to introduce you
463
00:18:43,480 --> 00:18:46,182
to the owner of Kat's Cat Café.
464
00:18:46,242 --> 00:18:48,442
Story Time was her idea.
465
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:51,278
In fact, this whole café
was her idea.
466
00:18:51,339 --> 00:18:53,873
A place where we can
all come together,
467
00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:55,967
have fun and be ourselves.
468
00:18:56,118 --> 00:18:59,119
-Ms. Kat Silver!
-(applause)
469
00:18:59,222 --> 00:19:01,714
JACOB:
(whoops) We love you, Kat!
470
00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:03,790
Beep.
(laughs)
471
00:19:03,852 --> 00:19:06,102
Feel validated?
472
00:19:07,188 --> 00:19:09,522
I don't need no stinking list.
473
00:19:11,860 --> 00:19:14,152
-Ah!
-Cookies!
474
00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:17,822
I need to cancel my membership.
475
00:19:17,973 --> 00:19:19,382
Do you want to transfer your
membership to another location?
476
00:19:19,442 --> 00:19:22,160
(chuckles)
Do I want to eat glass for fun?
477
00:19:23,187 --> 00:19:24,679
The answer's no.
I just want to cancel.
478
00:19:24,706 --> 00:19:26,906
Well, we require
a two-month notice to cancel,
479
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,482
and you just joined last week.
480
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,910
(laughs)
481
00:19:31,004 --> 00:19:33,078
Here's the thing, Kyle.
482
00:19:33,231 --> 00:19:34,655
I joined this gym
because I thought
483
00:19:34,757 --> 00:19:36,248
I was gonna get my picture
in the paper.
484
00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:38,234
But it turns out,
that's not happening.
485
00:19:38,294 --> 00:19:40,586
And that's okay
because I also realized
486
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:43,572
that your jingle just doesn't
apply to me, because...
487
00:19:43,633 --> 00:19:46,333
♪ I was the me
I've always dreamed of ♪
488
00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:48,519
♪ Before I started
coming here. ♪
489
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:52,081
So, I know this is hard
on the both of us,
490
00:19:52,141 --> 00:19:55,151
but you got to let me go, Kyle.
491
00:19:56,696 --> 00:20:00,448
Sorry, the cancellation clause
is very clear.
492
00:20:01,075 --> 00:20:03,850
Okay.
493
00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:05,486
Well, I'm, I'm guessing
494
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:07,187
there were some other clauses
in there, too, as well.
495
00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:09,207
Like an inappropriate
conduct clause
496
00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:12,025
which might require you
to kick somebody out
497
00:20:12,086 --> 00:20:14,212
if they, say, uh,
498
00:20:14,363 --> 00:20:16,196
threw all your pens
on the floor.
499
00:20:16,257 --> 00:20:18,216
Or, uh, uh,
what if I sexy-danced
500
00:20:18,367 --> 00:20:19,717
with every gym friend
that comes in here?
501
00:20:19,868 --> 00:20:22,294
Like this gym friend.
You need a sexy dance.
502
00:20:22,447 --> 00:20:24,964
You need a sexy dance.
You need... No?
503
00:20:25,058 --> 00:20:26,557
No? Okay. Still nothing?
504
00:20:26,709 --> 00:20:30,711
Uh, what if I were to, uh,
start doing the dolphin,
505
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:32,137
like, right in the middle
of your lobby
506
00:20:32,232 --> 00:20:33,973
for no apparent reason?
507
00:20:34,125 --> 00:20:35,566
(imitating dolphin squeak)
508
00:20:39,054 --> 00:20:40,529
SHEILA:
Katharine?
509
00:20:41,824 --> 00:20:43,315
Mother?
510
00:20:43,468 --> 00:20:45,576
You're a member
of this gym, too?
511
00:20:48,081 --> 00:20:49,972
♪ I'm moving on ♪
512
00:20:50,032 --> 00:20:52,250
♪ The sun is shining ♪
513
00:20:52,443 --> 00:20:55,402
♪ And it's a brand-new day ♪
514
00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:57,255
♪ I, I am go ♪
515
00:20:57,448 --> 00:20:59,740
♪ We're living the moment ♪
516
00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:02,818
♪ And it's a brand-new day ♪
517
00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:04,911
♪ I'm moving on ♪
518
00:21:04,973 --> 00:21:06,931
♪ The sun is shining ♪
519
00:21:07,124 --> 00:21:10,009
♪ And it's a brand-new day ♪
520
00:21:10,103 --> 00:21:12,177
♪ I, I am go ♪
521
00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:14,179
♪ We're living the moment ♪
522
00:21:14,274 --> 00:21:16,832
♪ And it's a brand-new day. ♪
523
00:21:16,892 --> 00:21:19,001
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