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Oh, hello.

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I was just being sad.

3
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On purpose. It's called
"melancholy for fun."

4
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You have to practice
being sad sometimes

5
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to know what happy is.

6
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♪ I'm never gonna dance again♪

7
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♪ Guilty feet
have got no rhythm♪

8
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♪ Though it's easy
to pretend...♪

9
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And when I really need a good
cry to get the toxins out,

10
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I do this.

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[crying]:
I love you all so much.

12
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And I'm gonna do
whatever it takes

13
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to find you a forever home.

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-[meows]
-I love you more!

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[sobs]

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Kitty kisses all around.

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Come here.

18
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But then there are times
when I get sad for real.

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Preston's visiting his daughter
in Atlanta

20
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and I can't be alone in
the house with all the ghosts.

21
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The little one drives me
up the wall.

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So I'm staying with you
for the weekend.

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That was 30 minutes ago.

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Katharine.

25
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Oh, geez.

26
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I brought my dermabrasion tool.

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Let's get down
to your good skin.

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[tool whirring]

29
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[quietly]:
Help me.

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♪

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Mother, why did you
rearrange all my drawers?

32
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So they would make sense.

33
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I can't find my pajamas.

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Use your logic.

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Where would pajamas be?

36
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Well, in a perfect world,
they would be folded

37
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under my pillow, but...

38
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Wait a minute, are they folded
under my pillow?

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Why is there a lipstick
under there, too?

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Use your logic.

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In case there's an emergency

42
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and I end up face-to-face
with a fireman?

43
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No. Because makeup

44
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is what separates us
from the common beast.

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[mouths]

46
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Kat? What are you doing up
earlier than my biscuits?

47
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It's not safe for me
up there, Phil.

48
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My mother tried to cut my
toenails while I was sleeping.

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I cut my mama's toenails

50
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'cause her glaucoma
has gotten so bad,

51
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she can't see her feet.

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She tried to offer me
a dollar per toe,

53
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but I said, "No way, Mama.
It's on the house.

54
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I don't need the eight dollars."

55
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And now her eyes hurt so bad,

56
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the doctor suggested

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[whispers]:
medicinal marijuana.

58
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Really?
It's not even legal here.

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Don't you tell the cops, Kat.

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I'll take you down with me.

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SHEILA:
Oh, Katharine.

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Oh, I woke up alone,
terrified you'd been abducted.

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They wouldn't have to abduct me.

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I would go willingly.

65
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Have you brushed
your teeth this morning?

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Yes, Mother.

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[laughs]:
Because I'm 39 years old.

68
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So if I checked your toothbrush,
it'd be wet?

69
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Okay, Phil, we are all set.

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We just have to get there
before they close.

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Oh, I cannot believe
it's come to this.

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Driving two hours to Cincinnati

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to buy Mary Jane for my mother

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who is also named Mary Jane.

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Although, in some ways,
it seems like

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it was written in the stars.

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Oh, we'll make it fun.
Reefer road trip.

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We can listen to
my favorite audiobook,

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Coming Home to Myself
by Wynonna Judd.

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You know Ashley
never wanted to sing?

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If you hate me,
just say it, Phil.

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-Hello there.
-PHIL/RANDI: Hey.

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Sorry I haven't been
more available to help

84
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at the café that I own,

85
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but my mother added a few things
to my grocery list.

86
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Did you know that there are
nine sizes of olives

87
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and she likes the ones
that no one carries.

88
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There are actually 14 sizes.

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The ones that are the size
of lemur testicles

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are the hardest to find,
but the sweetest to bite into.

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Thank you, Wyatt.

92
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Um, are you remembering
to be careful

93
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with how you pet the cats?

94
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Stop bringing that up.
I didn't have my glasses on.

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I'll be down in a minute.

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By the way, Randi, cute sweater.

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I have one just like it.

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Oh, this is yours.

99
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Your mom let me go through
your Goodwill bag.

100
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You don't have a Goodwill bag,
do you?

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Don't you dare tell her
I took a scarf.

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Mother, what are you doing?

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What does it look
like I'm doing?

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Use your logic.

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Severing our relationship?

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Freshening things up.

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This is the Pantone Color
of the Year: Classic Blue.

108
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First of all, that is
University of Kentucky Blue.

109
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This is the cruelest thing
you can do to a Cards fan.

110
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And second of all,
you have no right

111
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to just change things
in my home without asking.

112
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But blue is supposed
to be calming.

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Do I look calm?!

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Do I sound calm?!

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Trust me, when I'm finished,
you'll love it.

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Grab a brush.

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[gasps] Katharine!

118
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Well, trust me,

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when I'm finished,
you'll love it.

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[Sheila screaming]

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Help! Help! Elder abuse!

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Someone help me!
[screams]

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She's an elder
and she's abusing me!

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You get back here!

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"Go to a cat café,"
I said to myself.

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"It'll be a calm place
to get some work done."

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[Sheila screaming]

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[indistinct shouting]

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Now, that reminds me
of when my mama

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used to chase me around
the house with a hair brush.

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-[Sheila screaming in distance]
-Were you tender-headed
as a child?

132
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Oh, no, no, no.

133
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She was chasing me
to whup my ass with it.

134
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My mama used to spank us
with a spatula.

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Then she'd go right back
to flipping pancakes.

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[Sheila screams]

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I mean, we've always
butted heads,

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but it's gotten really bad.

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Like cage fight bad.

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Y'all just can't be
bringing your drama

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into the café like that.

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Because then it
becomes my drama,

143
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and Randi doesn't do drama.

144
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Unless I'm on hold for too long,
and then I go off.

145
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Then you'll have to
help me kill her.

146
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And for the remainder
of this conversation,

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I'll replace the word "kill"
with "celebrate."

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So what do you think I should
celebrate her with?

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You know they don't sell happy
hour nachos in prison, right?

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Would you consider therapy
as a plan B

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to "celebrating" your mother?

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I would consider therapy
after I celebrate her.

153
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I was thinking
about couples therapy.

154
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My ex, Brigitte,
is a family therapist in France.

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Used to work with a lot
of parents and their adult kids.

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[mockingly]: My ex, Brigitte,
is a family therapist...

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Sorry, I just had to
get that out.

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The French have wine and cheese
for every meal

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and they still need therapy?

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Girl, therapy is awesome.

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I have two online shrinks
that I use.

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One who always agrees with me

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and another one
who calls Randi out

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when she needs to be called out.

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Which I kind of like.

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Word of advice, Kat:

167
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don't let your mama
pick your shrink.

168
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I let Stephanie pick our
counselor when we got separated.

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He managed to convince me
she should have the house

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and the car,
and I can live in the bar

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where I seem to spend
all of my time.

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I'm telling you right now,

173
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there is no way
on God's green earth

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that I am going to therapy
with my mother.

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I would rather stick pins
in my eyes,

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sleep in a litter box
and eat salad for breakfast.

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[Phil sighs]

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It sounds like Phil
has something to say.

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Thank you, Max.

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I just feel that if me and Randi

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are gonna risk
federal prosecution

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by driving across state lines

183
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to buy some Mary Jane-infused
cooking oil

184
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and bake it into my sticky buns
to relieve the pain

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of my mama's glaucoma,
the least you can do

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is sit on a comfortable couch
with your mama

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and talk about your feelings.

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Hmm.

189
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Mm.

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RANDI:
Mm.

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Mm.

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Hello, Doctor.
I'm Sheila Silver.

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Miss Jefferson County 1974.

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KAT:
Ha! She means

195
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1964. Nice try.

196
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[scoffs]

197
00:08:09,619 --> 00:08:11,447
So, is this silent thing
you're doing

198
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something you learned
in therapy school?

199
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Just be quiet, and eventually
they'll tell you

200
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where they buried the body?

201
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That's the police, Mother.

202
00:08:19,803 --> 00:08:21,588
But speaking of school,

203
00:08:21,631 --> 00:08:24,634
you've got some pretty
legit-looking diplomas here,

204
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Dr. Kevin Khan.

205
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Are therapists really doctors
though?

206
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My daughter has a doctorate
in mathematics.

207
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Not that she's doing anything
with that now.

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[chuckles]
And if someone asked,

209
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"Is there a doctor
on the plane?"

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what would she do to help?

211
00:08:39,910 --> 00:08:41,259
Solve for "X"?

212
00:08:43,261 --> 00:08:44,741
Lot of certificates.

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Dr. Khan here. Dr. Khan there.

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Doctor, Doctor.

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BOTH:
♪ Give me the news♪

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♪ I've got a bad case
of loving you♪

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♪ No pill's
gonna cure my ill...♪

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You know, Katharine, you're not
singing from your diaphragm.

219
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[strained]:
You're singing from your neck.

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Mother, don't go all O&C on me.

221
00:09:01,628 --> 00:09:02,759
What's O&C?

222
00:09:03,804 --> 00:09:04,892
You can speak.

223
00:09:04,935 --> 00:09:06,676
But can you sing?

224
00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:08,286
♪ Doctor, Doctor♪

225
00:09:08,330 --> 00:09:10,027
♪ Give me the news♪

226
00:09:10,071 --> 00:09:13,509
♪ I've got a bad case
of loving you.♪

227
00:09:14,510 --> 00:09:15,990
Randi, I could use your help.

228
00:09:16,033 --> 00:09:18,514
Things are breaking bad
in the kitchen.

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I can't remember which pan
is the sticky buns

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and which pan
is the "funny buns."

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00:09:25,826 --> 00:09:28,872
Phil! Didn't you have a system
to keep them straight?

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00:09:28,916 --> 00:09:30,744
Yes, I did have a system,

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but then you said,
"Cover the register,"

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and so I did,

235
00:09:34,748 --> 00:09:37,359
but the whole time I was
thinking, you should've said,

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"Cover the register, please."

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So then I forgot my system.

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Don't make this my fault.

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I'm trying to help you.

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[sniffing]

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Okay, usually the nose knows,

242
00:09:48,849 --> 00:09:51,112
but I'm getting nothing here
but cinnamon and heaven.

243
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That's why the bud consultant
said to get the oil.

244
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It doesn't have a smell.

245
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Oh, I feel so much closer to you

246
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now that we share
a bud consultant.

247
00:10:00,338 --> 00:10:02,427
Oh, gosh, I got to take the
funny batch to my mother tonight

248
00:10:02,471 --> 00:10:05,822
and I don't have time to make a
new batch for tomorrow morning.

249
00:10:05,866 --> 00:10:07,998
Phil, there's no two ways
about it.

250
00:10:08,042 --> 00:10:09,913
We've gotta play
"sticky bun roulette."

251
00:10:09,957 --> 00:10:12,350
We each try a bun from one
of the batches

252
00:10:12,394 --> 00:10:15,092
and see who gets to
ride the dragon.

253
00:10:15,136 --> 00:10:17,660
I've never tried pot.

254
00:10:17,704 --> 00:10:19,706
But then again,
I've never tried sushi.

255
00:10:19,749 --> 00:10:22,143
People seem to love that, so...

256
00:10:22,186 --> 00:10:25,059
let's put a saddle
on the dragon.

257
00:10:30,194 --> 00:10:32,022
Doctor, let me explain.

258
00:10:32,066 --> 00:10:34,808
"O&C" stands for
"observe and critique."

259
00:10:34,851 --> 00:10:36,723
When I was little,
my mother would call it a game.

260
00:10:36,766 --> 00:10:39,073
"Let's play O&C," she'd say,
and then she'd look around

261
00:10:39,116 --> 00:10:41,815
and find something
to criticize, like...

262
00:10:41,858 --> 00:10:43,991
Oh, that painting
looks like it came from

263
00:10:44,034 --> 00:10:46,820
a highway motel rummage sale.

264
00:10:46,863 --> 00:10:50,737
And then I was supposed
to say something like, uh...

265
00:10:52,390 --> 00:10:53,696
That guy's got tapered fingers.

266
00:10:53,740 --> 00:10:55,698
His hands look like
little starfish.

267
00:10:55,742 --> 00:10:57,352
Oh, good one.

268
00:10:59,223 --> 00:11:02,009
-You see? It's a terrible game.
-But by honing in

269
00:11:02,052 --> 00:11:04,620
on the negatives you see
in the world around you,

270
00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:08,189
you learn how to accentuate
the positives in yourself.

271
00:11:08,232 --> 00:11:10,147
You-- you're a doctor,
you get it.

272
00:11:10,191 --> 00:11:13,498
And it was a lot more fun than
the games she wanted to play.

273
00:11:13,542 --> 00:11:16,371
Like that ridiculous
galloping game.

274
00:11:18,634 --> 00:11:20,331
Galloping isn't a game.

275
00:11:20,375 --> 00:11:22,769
It's a way of life.

276
00:11:22,812 --> 00:11:24,466
And just think how much happier
the world would be

277
00:11:24,509 --> 00:11:26,947
if instead of walking
or running everywhere,

278
00:11:26,990 --> 00:11:28,513
we all galloped.

279
00:11:28,557 --> 00:11:29,950
Gives a nice stretch
to the back of the legs,

280
00:11:29,993 --> 00:11:32,692
it's very easy on the joints.

281
00:11:39,089 --> 00:11:41,309
Hey, I don't feel anything,
do you?

282
00:11:41,352 --> 00:11:44,355
I don't feel anything either.
Not even my arms.

283
00:11:44,399 --> 00:11:47,097
But my wings are taking me
wherever I need to go.

284
00:11:47,141 --> 00:11:50,318
I keep thinking,
why have I not used 'em before?

285
00:11:50,361 --> 00:11:53,060
O-Okay, buddy,
you know what, uh,

286
00:11:53,103 --> 00:11:55,018
why don't you go in the kitchen
and make sure all the spices

287
00:11:55,062 --> 00:11:56,803
are where they're supposed to
be, and-and I'll check on you

288
00:11:56,846 --> 00:11:58,326
in a few minutes, okay?

289
00:11:58,369 --> 00:12:01,764
I'm flying.

290
00:12:02,765 --> 00:12:05,768
Hey, Wyatt, how can I help you?

291
00:12:05,812 --> 00:12:08,205
One of the cats
licked my coffee.

292
00:12:08,249 --> 00:12:09,641
Can I have a fresh one?

293
00:12:09,685 --> 00:12:12,209
W... Wyatt, this is empty.

294
00:12:12,253 --> 00:12:14,124
Just say you want a refill.
They're free.

295
00:12:14,168 --> 00:12:16,039
PHIL:
Randi, Randi, come quick!

296
00:12:16,083 --> 00:12:17,388
Excuse me.

297
00:12:19,086 --> 00:12:21,436
Randi, look--
I finally have flat splits.

298
00:12:25,048 --> 00:12:26,833
She'd throw a tantrum
if I wouldn't

299
00:12:26,876 --> 00:12:28,399
gallop through the mall
with her.

300
00:12:28,443 --> 00:12:30,010
But what would
people have thought?

301
00:12:30,053 --> 00:12:32,316
People would have thought
it was such a sweet thing

302
00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:33,883
for a mother to do
with her daughter.

303
00:12:33,927 --> 00:12:35,667
You were 15.
People would have wondered

304
00:12:35,711 --> 00:12:37,539
why I didn't
get you the help you needed.

305
00:12:38,540 --> 00:12:40,194
Just because you couldn't
relate to me

306
00:12:40,237 --> 00:12:42,065
doesn't mean
something was wrong with me.

307
00:12:42,109 --> 00:12:45,025
Dad used to gallop home from
school with me all the time.

308
00:12:45,068 --> 00:12:46,591
He was better at it than I was.

309
00:12:46,635 --> 00:12:48,506
Sometimes he'd be, like,
a full two blocks ahead.

310
00:12:48,550 --> 00:12:52,075
I once hitched a ride with
a dude in a van to catch up.

311
00:12:52,119 --> 00:12:53,903
Your father indulged you.

312
00:12:53,947 --> 00:12:55,122
He accepted me.

313
00:12:55,165 --> 00:12:57,080
I wanted society to accept you.

314
00:12:57,124 --> 00:12:59,517
You want me
to be a mini version of you

315
00:12:59,561 --> 00:13:02,825
and are constantly
disappointed because I'm not.

316
00:13:02,869 --> 00:13:05,132
Oh, it's always the mother's
fault. Getting blamed

317
00:13:05,175 --> 00:13:06,873
for wanting the best
for her child.

318
00:13:06,916 --> 00:13:09,049
Well, I'm sorry your father's
not here, Katharine.

319
00:13:09,092 --> 00:13:10,354
I'm sorry I didn't die first.

320
00:13:10,398 --> 00:13:11,747
Yeah, me, too.

321
00:13:16,621 --> 00:13:18,406
Did I just say that out loud?

322
00:13:25,630 --> 00:13:27,502
Mother, I didn't
mean it like that.

323
00:13:27,545 --> 00:13:29,678
I wish nobody was dead, ever.

324
00:13:29,721 --> 00:13:31,941
Yes, you did.
It's fine.

325
00:13:31,985 --> 00:13:33,725
How long ago did he pass?

326
00:13:33,769 --> 00:13:36,032
-Eight and a half months.
-Eight and a half months.

327
00:13:36,076 --> 00:13:39,079
She was always a daddy's girl.
Running to him for help

328
00:13:39,122 --> 00:13:41,516
when she didn't
want to do what I asked.

329
00:13:41,559 --> 00:13:43,431
Like beauty pageants.

330
00:13:43,474 --> 00:13:45,433
I didn't want to do 'em to begin
with, then when she forced me,

331
00:13:45,476 --> 00:13:47,000
she didn't even
let me pick my own talent.

332
00:13:47,043 --> 00:13:49,872
The ventriloquists never win.

333
00:13:49,916 --> 00:13:51,700
That's because they had never
seen a ventriloquist

334
00:13:51,743 --> 00:13:53,180
with a dummy dressed as a mummy.

335
00:13:53,223 --> 00:13:55,051
A dummy mummy--
it would've killed.

336
00:13:55,095 --> 00:13:56,879
SHEILA:
Anyway, he let her quit.

337
00:13:56,923 --> 00:13:58,838
Don't worry, she got back at him

338
00:13:58,881 --> 00:14:00,796
by bringing a date
to his funeral.

339
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,667
What are you talking about?

340
00:14:02,711 --> 00:14:05,018
Oh, our neighbor Preston
lives with her now.

341
00:14:05,061 --> 00:14:06,758
They were quite lovey-dovey
at the funeral.

342
00:14:06,802 --> 00:14:09,196
Holding on to each other.
Rubbing each other's arms.

343
00:14:09,239 --> 00:14:11,807
He was holding me up.
And of course Preston

344
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:14,592
would come to the funeral--
he was Harley's friend.

345
00:14:14,636 --> 00:14:16,986
They went in halfsies
on a tractor mower.

346
00:14:17,030 --> 00:14:19,510
Well, Preston's doing
all the mowing now.

347
00:14:20,947 --> 00:14:23,384
You replaced Dad with him.

348
00:14:23,427 --> 00:14:26,256
Well, you replaced Dad
with a bunch of feral cats.

349
00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:29,999
She had a whole career in
academia and threw it all away

350
00:14:30,043 --> 00:14:32,915
to serve coffee
and clean litter boxes.

351
00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:36,571
I quit a job I hated
to create a job I loved.

352
00:14:36,614 --> 00:14:38,312
Dad would've appreciated that.

353
00:14:38,355 --> 00:14:40,227
He always wanted
to open a tank museum.

354
00:14:40,270 --> 00:14:43,447
-War tanks, not fish tanks.
-War tanks, not fish tanks.

355
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,624
I honored him with my choice.

356
00:14:46,668 --> 00:14:49,018
Well, I honored him by
bringing Preston into my life.

357
00:14:49,062 --> 00:14:51,499
Oh, please.

358
00:14:51,542 --> 00:14:54,328
I'd been married to Harley
since I was 20 years old.

359
00:14:54,371 --> 00:14:58,027
When he died, Dr. Carl had to
prescribe me antidepressants

360
00:14:58,071 --> 00:15:00,116
just so I could get out of bed.

361
00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:03,119
You took antidepressants?
Which ones?

362
00:15:03,163 --> 00:15:05,339
You know, the one with
the commercial where the woman

363
00:15:05,382 --> 00:15:07,907
hangs on to a red balloon
as it flies over the city.

364
00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:09,256
I tried those, too.

365
00:15:09,299 --> 00:15:10,431
-Really?
-Yeah,

366
00:15:10,474 --> 00:15:12,520
they gave me diarrhea.

367
00:15:12,563 --> 00:15:15,697
So I switched to the one where
the cartoon dog digs a hole

368
00:15:15,740 --> 00:15:17,394
and buries the woman's
depression like a bone.

369
00:15:17,438 --> 00:15:18,874
Those are the ones
I tried first,

370
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,571
but they made me constipated.

371
00:15:20,615 --> 00:15:22,791
Huh.

372
00:15:22,834 --> 00:15:26,186
Isn't it interesting how two
people can try the same thing

373
00:15:26,229 --> 00:15:28,623
and have a very different
experience?

374
00:15:29,624 --> 00:15:31,669
Thank you.
Ever so.

375
00:15:36,413 --> 00:15:38,459
All right, Phil, let's roll.

376
00:15:39,547 --> 00:15:41,201
Phil?

377
00:15:41,244 --> 00:15:44,682
Uh-oh.
Randi lost Phil.

378
00:15:44,726 --> 00:15:46,206
Phil?

379
00:15:46,249 --> 00:15:48,599
Y'all, don't freak out,
I'm right here.

380
00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:50,645
Yeah, we see you, Phil.

381
00:15:50,688 --> 00:15:52,125
You can see me?

382
00:15:52,168 --> 00:15:53,953
You're the only ones.

383
00:15:56,390 --> 00:15:58,087
Phil.
Oh, thank God you're here.

384
00:15:58,131 --> 00:15:59,436
Oh, hi, Randi.

385
00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:01,264
Randi can see me too

386
00:16:01,308 --> 00:16:03,223
'cause we share the same blood.

387
00:16:03,266 --> 00:16:06,269
Oh, excuse me.
I got a song in my head.

388
00:16:06,313 --> 00:16:08,880
I've got to be the music.

389
00:16:13,407 --> 00:16:16,976
So, Phil ate one of his sticky
buns that he made for his mama,

390
00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:19,239
and now he's high as a kite
and thinks he's invisible.

391
00:16:19,282 --> 00:16:21,502
That would explain why he
ordered the mac and cheese balls

392
00:16:21,545 --> 00:16:23,373
with a side of hot fudge.

393
00:16:24,722 --> 00:16:27,073
Is the irony of getting high
for your mom lost on anybody?

394
00:16:27,116 --> 00:16:28,900
My mom found weed in my room--

395
00:16:28,944 --> 00:16:30,032
she dragged me
straight to church

396
00:16:30,076 --> 00:16:31,599
to pray the devil out of me.

397
00:16:32,861 --> 00:16:35,342
I can't even drink wine in front
of my mom. It makes her cry.

398
00:16:35,385 --> 00:16:37,300
[Southern accent]:
"I'm just so worried
about your liver

399
00:16:37,344 --> 00:16:39,955
'cause I love
every part of you so much."

400
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:42,175
[regular accent]:
She thinks I just
play the piano here.

401
00:16:42,218 --> 00:16:45,178
Oh, you guys are making me feel
like maybe I should call my mom.

402
00:16:45,221 --> 00:16:46,440
When's the last time
you talked to her?

403
00:16:46,483 --> 00:16:47,789
Like, a year ago.

404
00:16:47,832 --> 00:16:49,312
-What happened?
-You kidding?

405
00:16:49,356 --> 00:16:50,574
Well, I'm a little hazy
on the details,

406
00:16:50,618 --> 00:16:51,880
but I know I was right.

407
00:16:53,403 --> 00:16:55,927
[ghostly]:
Ooh...

408
00:16:55,971 --> 00:16:58,452
They're floating.
How did they do that?

409
00:16:58,495 --> 00:17:00,062
-Uh-oh.
-Ooh, ooh!

410
00:17:00,106 --> 00:17:02,543
What else can float?
Here comes the purse.

411
00:17:02,586 --> 00:17:05,502
Ooh. I'm gonna
put my hand in its guts!

412
00:17:05,546 --> 00:17:07,635
Time to hand out
some drink vouchers.

413
00:17:07,678 --> 00:17:09,637
W...

414
00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:11,987
I forget that I'm invisible

415
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:14,120
but my clothes aren't.
Off they go.

416
00:17:14,163 --> 00:17:15,556
Wait, wait!

417
00:17:15,599 --> 00:17:17,514
-No, Phil, don't do that.
-[shouting]

418
00:17:17,558 --> 00:17:21,170
I started taking antidepressants
because I kept thinking

419
00:17:21,214 --> 00:17:24,260
I saw Dad in the café
drinking coffee.

420
00:17:24,304 --> 00:17:26,262
Harley wouldn't be caught dead
drinking coffee.

421
00:17:26,306 --> 00:17:27,568
Exactly.
But then I thought,

422
00:17:27,611 --> 00:17:30,440
"Well, he is dead, so maybe."

423
00:17:31,876 --> 00:17:33,704
And then one time
I saw him on the street.

424
00:17:33,748 --> 00:17:36,142
I could tell by the way he
was walking that-that his knee

425
00:17:36,185 --> 00:17:39,319
was bothering him,
so I started chasing after him

426
00:17:39,362 --> 00:17:42,104
to tell him to go to the doctor
who did his hip surgery.

427
00:17:42,148 --> 00:17:43,845
But I-I... Actually,
I was gonna tell him, like,

428
00:17:43,888 --> 00:17:47,109
"You knee-ed to go
to the doctor." You get it?

429
00:17:47,153 --> 00:17:49,764
My dad would have loved that.
He was a very punny guy.

430
00:17:49,807 --> 00:17:52,984
And then when I finally caught
up with him, it was an old lady.

431
00:17:53,028 --> 00:17:56,031
In my defense, she had
a mustache like Dad's, you know.

432
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:59,078
I hugged her.
We're still in touch.

433
00:17:59,121 --> 00:18:01,689
I'm sorry I was so wrapped up
in my own grief,

434
00:18:01,732 --> 00:18:03,256
I couldn't help you with yours.

435
00:18:04,735 --> 00:18:06,955
Can I give you a hug?

436
00:18:16,443 --> 00:18:20,142
For the record, I... I think
Preston's a really nice guy.

437
00:18:20,186 --> 00:18:22,492
You know, he's just...

438
00:18:22,536 --> 00:18:24,146
he's not Dad.

439
00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:26,931
Not even close.

440
00:18:28,629 --> 00:18:31,501
Well, that's all the time
we have for today.

441
00:18:32,502 --> 00:18:34,417
Wow. Well,

442
00:18:34,461 --> 00:18:36,637
this turned out
better than I thought.

443
00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:38,073
And this was only
our first visit--

444
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,857
imagine what's gonna
happen next week.

445
00:18:39,901 --> 00:18:43,383
Yes, I'm excited for him
to see you with lipstick on.

446
00:18:43,426 --> 00:18:45,907
There's not gonna
be a next week.

447
00:18:45,950 --> 00:18:47,604
Well, at least not here.

448
00:18:47,648 --> 00:18:49,737
Why?
Are you retiring?

449
00:18:49,780 --> 00:18:51,217
That's what happened
with my dentist

450
00:18:51,260 --> 00:18:53,654
halfway through my root canal.

451
00:18:53,697 --> 00:18:56,874
No, but therapy needs to be
a good fit for both parties,

452
00:18:56,918 --> 00:18:59,529
and you're not a good fit for me

453
00:18:59,573 --> 00:19:03,185
and my little starfish hands.

454
00:19:05,405 --> 00:19:07,189
I just meant in comparison
to the starfish

455
00:19:07,233 --> 00:19:08,582
that are, like, three feet long.

456
00:19:10,366 --> 00:19:12,890
Like the ones you find
near Alaska.

457
00:19:19,810 --> 00:19:21,116
I'll tell you one thing--

458
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,683
I'm never going
to therapy again.

459
00:19:22,726 --> 00:19:24,772
You know what
I'm never gonna do again?

460
00:19:24,815 --> 00:19:27,601
♪ I'm never gonna dance again♪

461
00:19:27,644 --> 00:19:31,431
♪ Guilty feet
have got no rhythm♪

462
00:19:31,474 --> 00:19:33,476
♪ Though it's easy to pretend♪

463
00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:36,436
♪ I know you're not a fool♪

464
00:19:36,479 --> 00:19:37,959
-♪ Should have known better♪
-♪ Should have known better♪

465
00:19:38,002 --> 00:19:39,961
♪ Than to cheat a friend♪

466
00:19:40,004 --> 00:19:43,225
♪ And waste a chance
that I've been given...♪

467
00:19:43,269 --> 00:19:45,445
What happened to me?

468
00:19:45,488 --> 00:19:48,665
You got the funny bun,
you lucky duck.

469
00:19:48,709 --> 00:19:50,276
[phone rings]

470
00:19:50,319 --> 00:19:52,626
Oh, I've got to take this.

471
00:19:52,669 --> 00:19:54,976
Hey, Mom,
thanks for calling me back.

472
00:19:55,019 --> 00:19:57,065
♪

473
00:20:20,044 --> 00:20:23,091
♪ Tonight the music
seems so loud♪

474
00:20:23,134 --> 00:20:26,442
♪ I wish that we could
lose this crowd♪

475
00:20:26,486 --> 00:20:29,402
-Come on.
-♪ Maybe it's better this way♪

476
00:20:29,445 --> 00:20:32,318
♪ We'd hurt each other with
the things we'd want to say♪

477
00:20:32,361 --> 00:20:35,886
♪ We could have been
so good together♪

478
00:20:35,930 --> 00:20:38,367
♪ We could have
lived this dance forever♪

479
00:20:38,411 --> 00:20:40,326
-Shake it!
-♪ But now♪

480
00:20:40,369 --> 00:20:43,024
♪ Who's gonna dance with me...♪