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Oh, hello.

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Don't worry, it's me.

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And this outfit will make sense
in just a moment.

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Let me get you caught up.

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Previously at the café,

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we were having trouble
with the register.

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Okay, one small drip coffee.

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That'll be $3,000-- whoa.

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Whoops.
[laughs]

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$4,000.

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Hey, we seem to be moving
in the wrong direction.

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So, after much research, I got
a new state-of-the-art register.

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I call him Reggie,
and I think he might be

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a good luck charm,
because after we got him,

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the most amazing thing happened.

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RADIO ANNOUNCER:
This is 93.2 WYMZ Louisville,

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and you're the fifth caller.

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I'm the fifth caller?
I'm the fifth caller!

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You got through!

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[laughs]: Well, what's
your name, fifth caller?

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What's my name?
I-I-- It's like

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a short name for a longer one.

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I-Is it Jen? Am I Jennifer?

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Well, whoever you are,
you and a friend

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are going to Puerto Rico.

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-Puerto Rico!
-[screaming]

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I asked Randi and Phil,
but they have to cover the café,

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so I asked Max,
but he has to work at the bar,

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so I had to ask Tara.

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Oh, my gosh, I'm so excited!

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I need a break
from my soul-sucking family.

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Of course.

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You're the first person
I thought of.

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Now, vámonos.On with our show.

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[choking]

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♪

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Oh, Katharine, I almost forgot,

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I brought you something
for your trip.

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It's a dual bottle opener
rape whistle.

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Don't put the sharp end
in your mouth.

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Great. Thanks.

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And, Randi, when you put
the cats to sleep,

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don't forget to say,
"Go pee pee, go nigh nigh."

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Yeah, I'm not saying that.

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Gave it a shot.

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And, Phil, repeat after me.

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BOTH:
No twirling in the café.

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I know, I know.

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Lady Baton remains in her box.

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Hello, Reggie.

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Is that a roll of quarters
in your drawer,

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or are you just happy to see me?

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Reggie, I think I'll miss you
most of all.

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There's my world traveler.

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You ready for Puerto Rico?

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Home to the fourth-largest
reptile,

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the leatherback sea turtle.

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How do I know that, you ask?
Went through a big turtle phase.

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-They're the ocean's
lawn mowers.
-[chuckles]

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Yes, I'm ready.

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Gonna vacation
the hell out of this vacation.

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Might even start
a blog about it.

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Probably not.
I don't think I'm that person.

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-[phone ringing]
-Oh, it's Tara.

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Hey, Tar-Tar, you ready
to get in the car-car

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so we can go to PR?

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No, I'm at the hospital.

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Jayden fell off the monkey bars

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and they think he might have
a concussion.

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I told him he better
be seeing two of me

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if I'm missing a trip for this.

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I'm so, so sorry, Kitty Kats.

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So we're not gonna go to PR
to get some R and R

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'cause you're stuck in the ER?

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No worries.

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I hope Jayden feels better. Bye.

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-Oh, I'm sorry.
-Oh, gosh.

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-That's terrible.
-It's a dangerous world.

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I should've known
not to ask her.

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No disrespect to any of you
with kids,

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but you're kind of flaky.

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Oh, well, it was a nice idea.
I'll help you unpack.

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Oh. Now I got to give the rape
whistle back and everything?

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You could still go.
I love traveling alone.

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No arguing over where to eat,
no pressure to go to a museum,

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and you'll meet new people.

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Like criminals. You'll
be abducted in a hot minute.

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They'll take your vital organs,

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then ship your hollow body
back full of drugs.

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Sheila, Puerto Rico
is very safe.

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And she's staying
at a fancy resort.

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RANDI:
Aw, Kat, you'll be okay.

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And if you go
to Puerto Rico by yourself,

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you will be my shero.

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I would love to be your shero.

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Thinking... thinking...

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I just have a feeling in my gut

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that if I say goodbye
to you now,

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it'll be goodbye forever.

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Mother, stop it.

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You've been doing this to me
since I was a kid.

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You used to tell me,
never let anyone

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take me to a second location.

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But then Tara's dad wanted
to take us to get frozen yogurt

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after gymnastics and I said,
"No, not a second location."

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I tucked and rolled
right out of that car.

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[phone chimes]

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My ride's here.

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-I'm going.
-Oh, yes!
-Good for you.

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And-and if I end up getting
turned into a human drug mule...

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...it's been real.

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Final hugs, bring it in.

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Yeah. Thank you.

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♪

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Room 412.

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Enjoy your stay in Louisville.

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Well, what was I supposed to do?

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Have my organs harvested
and sold on the black market?

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No, thank you.

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Hey, Phil, two double shots
of espresso.

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Heck, you know what?
Make it four each.

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What are we, babies?

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Good lord, y'all sounds like
you got a truckload of peaches

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you need to get
to Omaha by sunup.

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Nope, my divorce
just got finalized.

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Got a little work thing to do
and then we gonna party.

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Or we might end up
crying by the river.

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MAX:
Hey.

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I got tissues,
a full tank of gas,

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and two mystery pills
I found in my glove compartment.

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We're having fun.

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No, no, no. It's on the house.

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This is for a friend in need
who is a friend indeed.

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Uh, Phil, ixnay
with the ee-fray offee-cay.

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Kat left us in charge.

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And knowing her,
she probably put a nanny cam

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in one of the cat's eyes.

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Hey, Kat.

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We hope you're enjoying
your trip, girl.

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Everything's going great here.

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Well, shoot,
we're locked out again.

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Well, where's the sticky
with the password on it?

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Gosh, I don't know.
Maybe it fell.

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Is it stuck to me?
You know how those stickies

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end up in weird places.

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Well, you don't have to tell me.

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I walked home from work
last week

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with a sticky stuck
to the back of my pants

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that said "Heat to 425."

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I went on a date after work
with one stuck between my boobs

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that said "Large bills go here."

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[laughter]

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Don't you laugh at that.

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[elevator bell chimes]

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Ooh.

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There is no way
I'm not following

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that tray of crab legs.

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After all, that's what
I would be eating

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if I was in Puerto Rico.

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Uh, excuse me, ma'am,
this is a private event.

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Are you here for
the Bourbon Makers of Kentucky?

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I can't. I shouldn't.

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I am.

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All right. Let's get
you signed in. Name?

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-Um, uh... That's me.
-[taps]

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All right, Renee. Enjoy.
[laughs]

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BENNETT:
Renee?

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Uh, Renee.

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Yes.

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It is I, Renee.

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Sorry, my friends
call me Renee-nee.

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I-I'm so happy you made it.

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Uh, your assistant said
you missed your flight.

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I did.

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I did. And then caught another.

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And the fact that my assistant
did not call to tell you that

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is the reason that I will be
looking for a new assistant.

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Well, I'm Bennett,
and-and I just love your column

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in the Whiskey Advocate.

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Thank you. Thank you.

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[laughs]:
I mean, of all the name tags.

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Here's a question I pose
to new acquaintances.

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If someone didn't know
my column,

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how would you describe it
to them?

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Oh, uh, well, uh,
y-you are able to talk about

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small-batch bourbons
with remarkable specificity

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i-in a way that tickles
the taste buds

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-as well as the imagination.
-Uh-huh. Uh-huh, uh-huh.

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[laughs]:
Yes.

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Not the first time
I've heard that.

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[laughs]

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Oh, uh, I hate to pull you away
from your crab,

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but do you mind if we get
started with the tasting?

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It's why I'm here.

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It's what I live for.

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Let me just, uh,
tuck my hair behind my ears.

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[chuckles]

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Okay, good news, Phil,
we don't have to call Kat.

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The register company
said there's

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a super code in the manual

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that will help us
open the register.

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Great. Where's the manual?

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Well, last time I saw it,
it was in the register.

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Coffee and a slice of derby pie?

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Great order. Love that order.

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Love you for ordering it.
Excuse me.

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Randi, what are we gonna do?

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I keep making change
out of the emergency fund

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that I keep in my underpants.

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But I am all out
of my dingle dollars.

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Okay, you did not tell me that's
where that money came from.

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I just rubbed my eye, Phil.

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Uh, excuse me, ma'am,
just to let you know,

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tonight is
"pay what you can night,"

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so just pay what you can or-or
what you think we're worth.

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Cool.

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We'll bring that right out.

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That was a $20 bill, Phil.

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-I saw that.
-Ooh.

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Ugh, well, the governor thinks
I have irritable bowel syndrome.

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No disrespect
to real IBS sufferers.

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Uh, why does the governor
think that?

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Well, my boyfriend Preston and I

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were having dinner
with him and his wife.

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But I kept leaving
the dinner table

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to go to the bathroom
to check my phone.

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Apparently my daughter
doesn't know

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the most important rule
of traveling.

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Keep your passport
in your underwear?

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How many things
do you keep in there, Phil?

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00:09:04,892 --> 00:09:07,764
The rule is:
call your mother when you land.

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I mean, she should have gotten
to Puerto Rico three hours ago.

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Have either of you
heard from her?

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We have not, but then again,
we've been trying to avoid her.

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[sighs] Well, I left Preston
at the governor's mansion,

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so, all right,
I'm just going to sit here

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and stare at my phone.

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Well, may I have
a sweet tea, please?

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Sure, and just to let you know,
it's pay what you can night.

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Oh, that's fun.

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So, we have ten samples

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from different local makers
in front of you.

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The samples are numbered.

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When you're ready, Renee.

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Bottoms up.

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00:10:00,034 --> 00:10:01,644
[strains]:
Wow.

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00:10:01,688 --> 00:10:04,081
Number one tastes
very burny-throaty.

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00:10:05,517 --> 00:10:06,997
-And...?
-A-And...

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Still tasting.
[chuckles]

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00:10:11,262 --> 00:10:12,873
Mmm.

251
00:10:12,916 --> 00:10:15,571
Receiving the notes.

252
00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:17,268
Uh, processing the flavors.

253
00:10:18,966 --> 00:10:22,143
And I'm getting...

254
00:10:22,186 --> 00:10:25,581
the last slice
of Grandma's apple pie,

255
00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:28,279
a tickle of mossy earth,

256
00:10:28,323 --> 00:10:31,065
and a hint of a wet penny

257
00:10:31,108 --> 00:10:33,371
stolen from a mall fountain.

258
00:10:33,415 --> 00:10:35,373
-She's so good.
-[applause]

259
00:10:35,417 --> 00:10:36,505
Such a palette.

260
00:10:44,731 --> 00:10:45,993
[gurgling]

261
00:10:49,039 --> 00:10:53,174
-[stomps]
-Yowza, that one's
really special.

262
00:10:53,217 --> 00:10:57,744
I'm getting
movie popcorn, Band-Aid,

263
00:10:57,787 --> 00:10:59,920
-and a whisper of...
-MAX: Kat?

264
00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:06,361
Exactly, a whisper of cat.

265
00:11:12,933 --> 00:11:14,543
-What are you doing here?
-I'm here with Carter.

266
00:11:14,586 --> 00:11:16,110
He's picking out new bourbons
for the bar.

267
00:11:17,415 --> 00:11:20,201
He may be picking up
some other things, too.

268
00:11:20,244 --> 00:11:21,681
But what about you?

269
00:11:21,724 --> 00:11:24,118
I'm impersonating
a bourbon expert

270
00:11:24,161 --> 00:11:26,120
and I'm learning so, so much.

271
00:11:26,163 --> 00:11:27,774
Number one thing
of my learning--

272
00:11:27,817 --> 00:11:30,254
you are not supposed
to drink all the shots.

273
00:11:30,298 --> 00:11:32,169
You're supposed to spit them
out in a little bucket.

274
00:11:32,213 --> 00:11:33,867
I learned that about
halfway through.

275
00:11:34,737 --> 00:11:36,130
But you know what?

276
00:11:36,173 --> 00:11:38,915
Renee Lancaster
finishes what she starts.

277
00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:41,222
Okay, do you need some help
standing up?

278
00:11:41,265 --> 00:11:43,180
No, I don't, but I do
have a question for you.

279
00:11:43,224 --> 00:11:45,313
Why is this a tablecloth
and not a dress?

280
00:11:45,356 --> 00:11:47,968
Because this is beautiful
and I would wear this.

281
00:11:48,011 --> 00:11:49,491
Please don't wear that.

282
00:11:49,534 --> 00:11:51,536
Listen, why aren't you
in Puerto Rico?

283
00:11:51,580 --> 00:11:53,538
Oh, that.

284
00:11:53,582 --> 00:11:56,585
Because I got freaked out.
It's my mom's fault.

285
00:11:56,628 --> 00:11:58,500
She messed me up, man.

286
00:11:58,543 --> 00:12:00,589
She messed me up real bad.

287
00:12:01,851 --> 00:12:03,723
I just couldn't do it, Max.

288
00:12:03,766 --> 00:12:05,333
Why didn't you
just go home, then?

289
00:12:05,376 --> 00:12:07,117
Because I can't let her win.

290
00:12:07,161 --> 00:12:09,424
And Randi called me her shero.

291
00:12:10,947 --> 00:12:13,994
♪ Then a shero comes along♪

292
00:12:14,037 --> 00:12:17,780
♪ With the strength
to carry on...♪

293
00:12:17,824 --> 00:12:19,390
All right, do you have a--
do you have a room here?

294
00:12:19,434 --> 00:12:20,652
We need to get you
upstairs, Kat.

295
00:12:20,696 --> 00:12:22,742
-Shh! Don't call me Kat.
-Okay.

296
00:12:22,785 --> 00:12:25,179
For the rest of the night,
my name is...

297
00:12:25,222 --> 00:12:28,182
Renee Lancaster.

298
00:12:29,966 --> 00:12:32,273
The queen hath returned.

299
00:12:32,316 --> 00:12:34,144
The kingdom was never mine
to rule.

300
00:12:34,188 --> 00:12:35,711
I can see that now.

301
00:12:41,891 --> 00:12:44,633
Okay, you just arrived
and there's the ocean.

302
00:12:44,676 --> 00:12:46,504
-[gasps]
-There's a turtle!

303
00:12:46,548 --> 00:12:48,680
-Ooh!
-There's a weird smell.

304
00:12:48,724 --> 00:12:50,900
-Ew.
-That was for my own amusement.

305
00:12:50,944 --> 00:12:52,510
Perfect.

306
00:12:52,554 --> 00:12:53,816
Check it out.

307
00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:55,165
KAT:
Oh, my gosh, so realistic!

308
00:12:55,209 --> 00:12:56,776
MAX:
I know.

309
00:12:56,819 --> 00:12:58,952
I photoshopped me
swimming with dolphins once.

310
00:12:58,995 --> 00:13:00,431
And when I found
the picture later,

311
00:13:00,475 --> 00:13:02,129
I thought I'd really swam
with dolphins.

312
00:13:02,172 --> 00:13:04,305
Max, you're the best.

313
00:13:04,348 --> 00:13:06,046
Thanks for not judging me

314
00:13:06,089 --> 00:13:08,396
and helping me deceive
my mother and friends.

315
00:13:08,439 --> 00:13:10,050
Anytime.

316
00:13:10,093 --> 00:13:12,182
All right, I'm gonna go
get some frozen water

317
00:13:12,226 --> 00:13:14,184
to make round two
of this burny-throaty stuff

318
00:13:14,228 --> 00:13:17,361
-go down
a little more nicey-icy.
-[chuckles]

319
00:13:17,405 --> 00:13:20,669
♪ We don't need another shero.♪

320
00:13:20,712 --> 00:13:22,627
-Kat?
-Carter.

321
00:13:22,671 --> 00:13:24,151
Fine. You caught me.

322
00:13:24,194 --> 00:13:26,588
I'm not on vacation.
I'm on a staycation,

323
00:13:26,631 --> 00:13:30,026
which is totally valid,
so quit harshing my mellow.

324
00:13:32,159 --> 00:13:34,117
See, this is why I don't
date white women.

325
00:13:34,161 --> 00:13:35,292
I don't know what
you're talking about.

326
00:13:35,336 --> 00:13:36,859
Have you seen Max?

327
00:13:36,903 --> 00:13:38,600
Someone said he left
with a woman named Renee.

328
00:13:38,643 --> 00:13:40,689
Renee, Renee.

329
00:13:40,732 --> 00:13:42,299
Yeah, it doesn't ring any bells.

330
00:13:42,343 --> 00:13:44,388
Maybe she's a ghost
who haunts these halls.

331
00:13:44,432 --> 00:13:47,261
Anyway, he's with me now. We're
having a little hotel party.

332
00:13:47,304 --> 00:13:49,132
-Oh.
-Ooh, a party?
Can I tell my friends?

333
00:13:49,176 --> 00:13:50,742
Sure. Tell your friends.

334
00:13:50,786 --> 00:13:52,832
Any friends of yours
who don't know my friends

335
00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:54,485
are friends of mine.

336
00:13:57,271 --> 00:13:59,360
Ooh, Phil, I think
pay what you can night

337
00:13:59,403 --> 00:14:01,841
might have been our most
successful Friday ever.

338
00:14:01,884 --> 00:14:04,495
-[phone chimes]
-Oh. It's her!

339
00:14:04,539 --> 00:14:06,671
[gasps]
She sent a photo from the beach.

340
00:14:06,715 --> 00:14:07,890
-[phones vibrating]
-Oh, I got it, too.

341
00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:10,588
Me, too.
Oh, it's beautiful there.

342
00:14:10,632 --> 00:14:14,157
[sighs] Well, that's
all I needed to see.

343
00:14:14,201 --> 00:14:16,681
Proof of life
and no signs of duress.

344
00:14:16,725 --> 00:14:18,683
[sighs] Well,

345
00:14:18,727 --> 00:14:20,337
Preston's staying at
the governor's mansion

346
00:14:20,381 --> 00:14:22,122
because he is apparently sauced

347
00:14:22,165 --> 00:14:24,211
and the chief of staff
took away his keys.

348
00:14:24,254 --> 00:14:27,605
So I'm just going to
sleep here at Katharine's.

349
00:14:27,649 --> 00:14:28,868
Maybe grab a shower.

350
00:14:28,911 --> 00:14:30,521
Believe it or not,

351
00:14:30,565 --> 00:14:33,960
she actually has better
water pressure than I do.

352
00:14:34,003 --> 00:14:35,570
[chuckles]
Good night, Sheila.

353
00:14:35,613 --> 00:14:37,441
PHIL:
Night night, sleep tight.

354
00:14:38,442 --> 00:14:40,444
What? Phil,
look at this photo of Kat.

355
00:14:40,488 --> 00:14:42,838
I saw it. I wonder what
she's pointing at.

356
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,187
I bet it's a turtle.

357
00:14:44,231 --> 00:14:45,841
Look at her armpit.

358
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,234
Does that blue square
look familiar?

359
00:14:47,277 --> 00:14:49,192
Is that our password sticky?

360
00:14:49,236 --> 00:14:50,672
It must have gotten stuck to her

361
00:14:50,715 --> 00:14:51,847
when she was
hugging Reggie goodbye.

362
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,240
Okay, I'm making this bigger.

363
00:14:53,283 --> 00:14:56,069
Type this in.
One word, all caps:

364
00:14:56,112 --> 00:14:59,899
"Reg is my soul mate 69."

365
00:14:59,942 --> 00:15:01,988
Ooh, that is nasty.

366
00:15:02,031 --> 00:15:05,600
Oh, thank goodness.

367
00:15:05,643 --> 00:15:07,645
My ChapStick was in there.

368
00:15:07,689 --> 00:15:10,474
I thought my lips were
gonna start bleeding.

369
00:15:10,518 --> 00:15:11,736
Wait, I thought
that was my ChapStick.

370
00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:13,347
Oh, is it?

371
00:15:13,390 --> 00:15:15,088
-You can have it.
-Mm.

372
00:15:15,131 --> 00:15:16,872
-♪ Slow down...♪
-Great party.

373
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:20,049
I know. This is the kind
of party I usually hear about

374
00:15:20,093 --> 00:15:21,877
the next day
and wish I had been invited to.

375
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,531
I just can't stop smiling.

376
00:15:23,574 --> 00:15:25,663
It's actually hurting my TMJ
a little bit.

377
00:15:25,707 --> 00:15:28,188
I am really gonna need
Monty the Mouthguard tonight.

378
00:15:28,231 --> 00:15:30,016
Oh. I forgot to pack him.

379
00:15:30,059 --> 00:15:31,104
I need to run home
and get Monty.

380
00:15:31,147 --> 00:15:32,975
What? Are you serious?

381
00:15:33,019 --> 00:15:35,151
You can't sleep without
your mouthguard for one night?

382
00:15:35,195 --> 00:15:37,849
If I sleep without it,
my TMJ triggers migraines.

383
00:15:37,893 --> 00:15:39,503
Why are you trying
to hurt me, bro?

384
00:15:39,547 --> 00:15:41,549
[scoffs]
Well, let me come with you.

385
00:15:41,592 --> 00:15:43,290
No, no, no.
You have to guard the minibar.

386
00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:46,032
That's a $17 jar
of cashews over there.

387
00:15:46,075 --> 00:15:47,120
That's nuts.

388
00:15:47,163 --> 00:15:48,295
Exactly.

389
00:15:52,212 --> 00:15:54,823
-[shower running]
-[Sheila humming]

390
00:15:56,825 --> 00:15:59,045
Is that my mother?

391
00:15:59,088 --> 00:16:02,570
She is obsessed
with my water pressure.

392
00:16:02,613 --> 00:16:04,920
[Sheila singing]

393
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,269
♪ I do...♪

394
00:16:06,313 --> 00:16:08,358
[Sheila vocalizing]

395
00:16:17,585 --> 00:16:20,066
-[clattering]
-SHEILA: Oh! Oh, no.

396
00:16:20,109 --> 00:16:23,025
Oh, no, I think it's broken!

397
00:16:23,069 --> 00:16:25,462
Ugh! Of course this would
happen on my vacation.

398
00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:29,205
[door rattling]

399
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:35,907
Katharine, comma, I'm staying
at your place, period.

400
00:16:35,951 --> 00:16:39,346
Sorry to report I broke
your hair dryer, sad face.

401
00:16:39,389 --> 00:16:41,870
I'll get you a new one, period.

402
00:16:41,913 --> 00:16:43,480
Keep letting me know
you're safe.

403
00:16:43,524 --> 00:16:46,179
Prayer hands, heart,
kisses, unicorn.

404
00:16:49,965 --> 00:16:53,229
Oh. You're a mother,
you understand.

405
00:16:53,273 --> 00:16:55,231
It's hard when they go away.

406
00:16:55,275 --> 00:16:57,581
Can I tell you a secret?

407
00:16:57,625 --> 00:17:00,106
I prayed for a boy. Hmm?

408
00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:03,065
Well, I-I thought I'd worry
about him less.

409
00:17:03,109 --> 00:17:05,633
You know? But...

410
00:17:05,676 --> 00:17:08,462
then I got a girl...

411
00:17:08,505 --> 00:17:12,161
and I have been terrified
every day

412
00:17:12,205 --> 00:17:14,076
that something would
happen to her.

413
00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:16,992
And if it did...

414
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,646
I don't know what I'd do.

415
00:17:20,387 --> 00:17:24,043
Probably just throw myself
off a cliff.

416
00:17:24,086 --> 00:17:25,870
Or off of a bridge.

417
00:17:27,481 --> 00:17:31,224
Or into my acting career,
something.

418
00:17:42,148 --> 00:17:43,845
Kat?

419
00:17:43,888 --> 00:17:45,064
[gasps]

420
00:17:46,587 --> 00:17:49,285
Hola, Randi. Hola, Phil.

421
00:17:49,329 --> 00:17:54,899
I am a hologram, greeting you
from Puerto Rico.

422
00:17:54,943 --> 00:17:58,816
Isn't technology fascinating?

423
00:17:58,860 --> 00:18:00,905
[dance music playing]

424
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,779
You look really good tonight.

425
00:18:04,822 --> 00:18:06,172
Nope.

426
00:18:07,651 --> 00:18:09,349
Man, our boss sure knows
how to throw a rager

427
00:18:09,392 --> 00:18:10,393
of a hotel party.

428
00:18:10,437 --> 00:18:11,525
Yes, she does.

429
00:18:11,568 --> 00:18:12,830
Where'd she go, by the way?

430
00:18:12,874 --> 00:18:15,268
Oh, it's hard to say.

431
00:18:15,311 --> 00:18:16,617
Nope.

432
00:18:23,972 --> 00:18:26,583
I mean, my mother did
what she did out of love.

433
00:18:26,627 --> 00:18:28,716
I can't keep blaming her
for the reason

434
00:18:28,759 --> 00:18:31,110
I'm Dora the Non-Explorer.

435
00:18:32,241 --> 00:18:34,896
In your defense,
Dora did not travel alone.

436
00:18:34,939 --> 00:18:38,204
She had a monkey sidekick
and a singing map.

437
00:18:38,247 --> 00:18:41,076
I'd give my life savings
for a singing map.

438
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,383
I'd give my left nut
for a monkey.

439
00:18:44,949 --> 00:18:46,864
And you don't have
to blame anybody.

440
00:18:46,908 --> 00:18:49,911
You just don't like to travel
alone. A lot of people don't.

441
00:18:49,954 --> 00:18:51,826
But a lot of people do.
You do.

442
00:18:51,869 --> 00:18:53,915
Yeah, but I'm a six-foot-three
strapping young man.

443
00:18:53,958 --> 00:18:55,525
Those are my nana's words.

444
00:18:55,569 --> 00:18:58,049
With a yellow belt
in tae kwon do.

445
00:18:58,093 --> 00:18:59,660
Cool.

446
00:18:59,703 --> 00:19:02,184
One could argue
I'm searching for adventure,

447
00:19:02,228 --> 00:19:04,882
whereas you create it
wherever you go.

448
00:19:08,234 --> 00:19:09,974
I like that spin.

449
00:19:17,330 --> 00:19:19,245
Hey, Louisville!

450
00:19:19,288 --> 00:19:24,119
I am owning the fact that I'm
uncomfortable traveling alone!

451
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:27,253
It frightens me!

452
00:19:27,296 --> 00:19:30,081
And I don't feel like
I need to do it!

453
00:19:30,125 --> 00:19:31,953
[laughs softly]

454
00:19:31,996 --> 00:19:34,390
Gosh, I feel so much better.
That was exhilarating.

455
00:19:34,434 --> 00:19:36,697
You should try
yelling something.

456
00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:44,400
I'm crazy about this woman!

457
00:19:44,444 --> 00:19:46,794
In fact, I am in love with her

458
00:19:46,837 --> 00:19:49,362
and I have been thinking
of ways to propose!

459
00:19:51,277 --> 00:19:53,757
And you know what?

460
00:19:53,801 --> 00:19:57,065
On a rooftop under the stars
seems pretty damn good.

461
00:19:57,108 --> 00:19:59,067
[exhales]

462
00:20:00,068 --> 00:20:01,200
What did you say?

463
00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:07,162
Let's go?

464
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:10,600
We should probably get the life
of the party back to the party.

465
00:20:12,776 --> 00:20:14,430
That's nice, too.

466
00:20:20,131 --> 00:20:22,482
[doorknob rattling]

467
00:20:31,752 --> 00:20:33,232
I'm so happy.

468
00:20:35,538 --> 00:20:37,018
Me, too.

469
00:20:37,061 --> 00:20:38,672
So what should we do today?

470
00:20:38,715 --> 00:20:41,022
Take long showers
and nap all afternoon?

471
00:20:41,065 --> 00:20:42,719
Ah, sounds perfect.

472
00:20:42,763 --> 00:20:45,200
Should we eat that $17 jar
of cashews first?

473
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:46,897
Are you nuts?

474
00:20:46,941 --> 00:20:49,639
[chuckles] Never gets old.

475
00:20:49,683 --> 00:20:51,902
I picked up supplies
at the store down the street.

476
00:20:51,946 --> 00:20:54,035
Here's what $17 gets you there.

477
00:20:56,864 --> 00:20:58,344
[Tara giggles]

478
00:20:58,387 --> 00:20:59,562
♪ Whoo♪

479
00:20:59,606 --> 00:21:00,694
♪ Ha-ha!♪

480
00:21:00,737 --> 00:21:02,043
♪ Wow♪

481
00:21:02,086 --> 00:21:04,132
♪ Oh♪

482
00:21:04,175 --> 00:21:05,307
♪ Yeah♪

483
00:21:05,351 --> 00:21:07,048
♪ Hey♪

484
00:21:07,091 --> 00:21:09,050
♪ 24 hours in the day,
let's go♪

485
00:21:09,093 --> 00:21:11,226
♪ We got too many people
runnin' up on the floor♪

486
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:12,532
♪ It's time to show
your true colors♪

487
00:21:12,575 --> 00:21:14,316
♪ Baby, let them be free♪

488
00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:15,709
♪ Yeah, I love the way
you move it♪

489
00:21:15,752 --> 00:21:17,711
♪ When you moving with me♪

490
00:21:17,754 --> 00:21:19,713
-♪ Come on, let's party♪
-♪ Yeah, yeah♪

491
00:21:19,756 --> 00:21:21,541
-♪ Let go of your body♪
-♪ Yeah, yeah♪

492
00:21:21,584 --> 00:21:22,890
♪ It's time to show
your true colors♪

493
00:21:22,933 --> 00:21:24,674
♪ Baby, let them be free♪

494
00:21:24,718 --> 00:21:26,067
♪ Yeah, I love the way
you move it♪

495
00:21:26,110 --> 00:21:27,895
♪ When you moving with me♪

496
00:21:27,938 --> 00:21:29,288
♪ I said I love the way
you move it♪

497
00:21:29,331 --> 00:21:30,637
♪ When you moving with me♪

498
00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:32,682
♪ Put your hands in the air...♪