1 00:00:13,805 --> 00:00:15,182 Nice trousers, lads. 2 00:00:15,265 --> 00:00:16,850 -What? -Expecting a flood? 3 00:00:39,873 --> 00:00:40,874 Oh, shit. 4 00:00:50,133 --> 00:00:53,762 Your mum's just lost her mother, so let's just really be there for her. 5 00:00:53,846 --> 00:00:55,514 Yeah, well, you only met my nan three times. 6 00:00:55,597 --> 00:00:58,100 The more you knew her, the less sad it is, all right? 7 00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:03,897 Do you know they put clotted cream on top of this? 8 00:01:03,981 --> 00:01:06,066 Yeah. But be careful though, that stuff will kill ya. 9 00:01:06,149 --> 00:01:07,651 Well, I hope not. 10 00:01:07,734 --> 00:01:10,028 'Cause I'm bringing some back with me. 11 00:01:12,114 --> 00:01:13,866 God, it's so beautiful down here, Jase. 12 00:01:13,949 --> 00:01:17,077 Yeah, I know. Yeah, we spent a lot of summers down here when I was a kid. 13 00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:19,538 Lot of memories down here. 14 00:01:19,621 --> 00:01:20,956 Hey. No way. 15 00:01:21,039 --> 00:01:22,291 -What? -Is that-- 16 00:01:23,041 --> 00:01:27,045 No way. Look there, do you see that? JR. 17 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:30,799 A lot of memories. 18 00:01:33,886 --> 00:01:36,430 Okay. Well, should we crack on then? 19 00:01:36,513 --> 00:01:38,265 Unless you two wanna catch up. 20 00:01:38,348 --> 00:01:39,516 No, no. 21 00:01:40,517 --> 00:01:42,352 That's funny. Okay. 22 00:01:45,355 --> 00:01:47,024 That's funny. 23 00:02:03,999 --> 00:02:06,043 Why'd your gran move all the way down here? 24 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:07,336 Racism. 25 00:02:08,419 --> 00:02:11,006 She swore she'd never leave the London house. 26 00:02:11,089 --> 00:02:14,218 She once had this motorway diverted around it. 27 00:02:14,301 --> 00:02:18,722 She got 10,000 people to sign a petition. She's chained herself to a tree, right? 28 00:02:18,805 --> 00:02:20,390 They've offered her an absolute fortune. 29 00:02:20,474 --> 00:02:22,100 -Yeah. -Immovable, she was. 30 00:02:23,602 --> 00:02:25,395 Then a sweet Asian family moves in next door, 31 00:02:25,479 --> 00:02:27,272 and she was down here like a greyhound. 32 00:02:27,356 --> 00:02:28,357 Oh, shit. 33 00:02:29,733 --> 00:02:30,734 Oh, shit, shit. 34 00:02:33,987 --> 00:02:36,240 -Hi. -Hi. 35 00:02:37,449 --> 00:02:40,827 -How are you? -Good. You? 36 00:02:40,911 --> 00:02:43,580 -Good, yeah. Yeah, you? -Yeah, good. 37 00:02:44,331 --> 00:02:47,960 Just dropped off some flowers from Mum. 38 00:02:49,503 --> 00:02:53,423 Nikki Newman. This is Sky. Sky Jones. 39 00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:55,968 All right. Why you full-naming us? 40 00:02:56,051 --> 00:02:57,219 -Hello. -Hi. 41 00:02:59,054 --> 00:03:00,681 So sorry about... 42 00:03:00,764 --> 00:03:03,350 -Oh, no, it's all right. She was awful. -Yeah, she was. 43 00:03:04,309 --> 00:03:05,561 She was ours though. 44 00:03:05,644 --> 00:03:06,979 -Yeah. -She... 45 00:03:07,062 --> 00:03:09,857 Are you gonna come to the memorial at the beach? 46 00:03:09,940 --> 00:03:13,277 -Yeah. Yeah, it's important for Mum. -Yeah. 47 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:15,320 -I'm gonna go. -Okay. All right, yeah, yeah. 48 00:03:15,404 --> 00:03:16,446 All right, then, see you later. 49 00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:17,573 -See ya. -Bye. 50 00:03:18,282 --> 00:03:19,575 Nice to-- 51 00:03:20,951 --> 00:03:22,828 -Come on. -That was an odd conversation. 52 00:03:22,911 --> 00:03:24,496 No, it wasn't. It's good. Good conversation. 53 00:03:24,580 --> 00:03:25,873 -Are you joking me? -What? 54 00:03:25,956 --> 00:03:29,042 It was like you were stuck down a foxhole, and you were radioing back to base. 55 00:03:29,126 --> 00:03:31,378 "Good, yeah. Fine, yeah. 56 00:03:31,461 --> 00:03:34,381 -Over." Who was she? -No one. Just someone I used to know. 57 00:03:34,464 --> 00:03:35,591 -Yeah? -Yeah. 58 00:03:35,674 --> 00:03:36,884 Sky Jones? 59 00:03:36,967 --> 00:03:38,135 -Oh, okay. -What? 60 00:03:38,886 --> 00:03:41,054 -Was that the SJ from the pole? -Maybe. 61 00:03:41,763 --> 00:03:43,807 Why was she being weird, Jase? Did you treat her badly? 62 00:03:43,891 --> 00:03:45,642 -Did you break up with her? -No, no. 63 00:03:45,726 --> 00:03:47,227 We're still together. 64 00:03:48,854 --> 00:03:52,441 Remember, don't leave me alone with your auntie. I never know what to say. 65 00:03:52,524 --> 00:03:54,985 Talk about how expensive things are in London. They love all that. 66 00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:56,528 -Here he is. -Hello. 67 00:03:56,612 --> 00:03:58,488 -Hello, mate. -Hi. 68 00:03:58,572 --> 00:03:59,573 How are you? 69 00:04:00,449 --> 00:04:01,617 Hello. 70 00:04:02,576 --> 00:04:04,578 -Go on, in you go, in you go. -Thank you. 71 00:04:04,661 --> 00:04:06,205 -They're all in there. -Okay. 72 00:04:09,708 --> 00:04:12,169 -Hi, Mum. You all right? -Jason. 73 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:13,462 Hello, Janet. 74 00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:15,005 Hi, you two. 75 00:04:16,339 --> 00:04:17,507 Hello, hello. 76 00:04:19,801 --> 00:04:21,470 How we doing, Sandra? 77 00:04:21,553 --> 00:04:22,804 What? 78 00:04:22,888 --> 00:04:25,849 I dunno. Just one of them, isn't it? 79 00:04:26,808 --> 00:04:30,771 Right. Yeah, I suppose that-- that's a good way to think about it. 80 00:04:31,396 --> 00:04:33,315 I'm so sorry for your loss, Janet. 81 00:04:33,398 --> 00:04:36,443 It was three days ago, so it's very much water under the bridge. 82 00:04:37,861 --> 00:04:39,905 Right. Yeah. 83 00:04:40,489 --> 00:04:44,159 Fact of life. Comes for everyone. Friends, family. 84 00:04:44,243 --> 00:04:45,911 All the best ones from the Beatles. 85 00:04:46,703 --> 00:04:50,624 I suppose the Pythons are dying roughly in the order I'd hoped, so. 86 00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:53,377 Everything's just bloody well falling apart. 87 00:04:54,169 --> 00:04:55,796 Do you know, when it feels like that, Sandra, 88 00:04:55,879 --> 00:04:59,842 I find it really useful to explore positive affirmations. 89 00:04:59,925 --> 00:05:01,760 The shed's falling down, Nikki. 90 00:05:02,553 --> 00:05:05,889 Maybe you could pop out and positively affirm it back up again. 91 00:05:06,431 --> 00:05:07,975 Right. 92 00:05:08,058 --> 00:05:09,226 Yeah. 93 00:05:13,063 --> 00:05:16,567 How many "No junk mail" stickers does she have to put up? 94 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:19,111 She hated junk mail! 95 00:05:22,072 --> 00:05:23,365 No, this is not right. 96 00:05:24,116 --> 00:05:27,286 Oh, no, it's fine. It's just that limestone makes it taste a bit funny. 97 00:05:34,084 --> 00:05:38,088 I should probably mention that I think that Emmy's got a bit of a crush on me. 98 00:05:38,172 --> 00:05:40,591 It's sort of developed over the last few years. It's not a big deal. 99 00:05:40,674 --> 00:05:43,218 She's at that age, you know, and I'm the hot cousin, so. 100 00:05:43,302 --> 00:05:45,220 All right. Are you sure? 101 00:05:45,304 --> 00:05:46,930 Trust me. A man knows. 102 00:05:56,607 --> 00:05:59,526 Straight women don't look at each other like that, Jason. 103 00:05:59,610 --> 00:06:00,861 Unless they're in prison. 104 00:06:00,944 --> 00:06:03,822 Bloody hell, Nikki. Not every young person is a lesbian, you know. 105 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:07,492 -I feel like your mum's so angry. -Emmy! 106 00:06:07,576 --> 00:06:10,704 I feel like she never gets a single moment of calmness or peace. 107 00:06:10,787 --> 00:06:12,247 But she's adapted to it though. 108 00:06:12,331 --> 00:06:14,917 She's like one of those people that live on a mountain that don't need much oxygen. 109 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,002 Her mum's died. She-- 110 00:06:18,253 --> 00:06:20,214 She needs to engage her feelings a bit. 111 00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:21,965 Please don't break my mum. 112 00:06:22,049 --> 00:06:25,177 No, it's-- It's fine. It's a process. 113 00:06:25,260 --> 00:06:28,972 We break her down, deal with everything and then put her back together again. 114 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:31,475 I suppose we are only here for two days. 115 00:06:31,558 --> 00:06:33,143 No, no, no. It'll be fine. 116 00:06:37,981 --> 00:06:39,358 Hi, Sandra. 117 00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:43,278 Do you have a moment? 118 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:49,785 I thought it might be nice... 119 00:06:49,868 --> 00:06:53,413 for you to take a moment just to breathe with me. 120 00:07:00,170 --> 00:07:02,589 Sometimes when everything's a bit hectic, 121 00:07:02,673 --> 00:07:07,511 it's so important to carve out some time to simply breathe. 122 00:07:09,221 --> 00:07:11,723 I just fit breathing into my day, Nikki. 123 00:07:19,314 --> 00:07:21,441 -All cured? -No. 124 00:07:27,698 --> 00:07:29,616 Don't you wanna know what's underneath all that anger? 125 00:07:29,700 --> 00:07:32,744 No, I'm pretty sure it's just anger, all the way down. 126 00:07:32,828 --> 00:07:35,205 Anger is such a pointless emotion. There's something else going on. 127 00:07:35,289 --> 00:07:37,958 -I don't think there is. -There must be. Her mum just died. 128 00:07:38,041 --> 00:07:40,919 -Yeah, but she was a hateful old racist. -It doesn't matter. 129 00:07:41,003 --> 00:07:42,212 Well, it takes the edge off, doesn't it? 130 00:07:42,296 --> 00:07:43,755 Your family's just weird. 131 00:07:43,839 --> 00:07:45,299 Yeah, but they're normal weird though, aren't they? 132 00:07:45,382 --> 00:07:46,633 Can we get the bill, please? Thank you. 133 00:07:46,717 --> 00:07:48,719 They're not, like, "check the hard drive" weird. 134 00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:50,262 -Oh, my God. -What? 135 00:07:50,345 --> 00:07:51,972 Is that why they call her Sky? 136 00:07:52,055 --> 00:07:54,224 -Because she's bloody everywhere. -Where is she? 137 00:07:54,308 --> 00:07:57,019 Yeah. How funny. 138 00:07:57,978 --> 00:08:00,439 I looked her up. She's an artist. 139 00:08:00,522 --> 00:08:02,232 No, I think she just sells old bits of driftwood. 140 00:08:02,316 --> 00:08:04,651 Yeah, no, that's art down here. 141 00:08:04,735 --> 00:08:06,403 I've always wanted to do arty stuff. 142 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:08,530 Look, anyone can be a bohemian here. 143 00:08:08,614 --> 00:08:10,490 You've only gotta sell one bamboo soap dish a week. 144 00:08:10,574 --> 00:08:12,159 They'd all be homeless in London. 145 00:08:12,618 --> 00:08:14,494 -Will you stop? Please. -What? 146 00:08:14,578 --> 00:08:18,123 Look, it was 15-odd years ago, okay? 147 00:08:18,207 --> 00:08:20,667 Aren't we past the stage of being jealous of each other's exes? 148 00:08:20,751 --> 00:08:21,835 -I'm not-- -Listen. 149 00:08:21,919 --> 00:08:23,170 Your ex is still on our car insurance. 150 00:08:23,253 --> 00:08:25,923 Yeah, only 'cause when I take him off, it goes up. 151 00:08:30,302 --> 00:08:32,846 -What? -That kid really looks like you. 152 00:08:32,929 --> 00:08:35,224 -Which one? -The one with the big head. 153 00:08:35,307 --> 00:08:36,475 There you go, sir. 154 00:08:36,558 --> 00:08:37,851 -Thank you. -Ta, thanks. 155 00:08:41,395 --> 00:08:44,399 Happy Birthday to you 156 00:08:44,775 --> 00:08:46,485 When did you say you two were together? 157 00:08:47,069 --> 00:08:48,153 Like, 15 year... 158 00:08:48,237 --> 00:08:51,740 Happy Birthday, dear Tristan 159 00:08:51,823 --> 00:08:54,868 -Happy Birthday to you -Years ago. 160 00:08:57,412 --> 00:09:02,334 "Out of the shadows steps Frank Carter, 52 and looking it. 161 00:09:02,417 --> 00:09:07,756 A hard-boiled, half glass of scotch with an emptiness in his eyes. 162 00:09:07,840 --> 00:09:11,093 A void, a gap, something unsaid. 163 00:09:11,969 --> 00:09:14,054 He'll knock a man down, but he'll help him up. 164 00:09:14,137 --> 00:09:16,598 That's his code. That's his word. 165 00:09:17,599 --> 00:09:20,143 He stands next to a woman, 28, attractive. 166 00:09:21,144 --> 00:09:22,938 He knew they'd sent her to kill him. 167 00:09:23,021 --> 00:09:26,024 But as the lonely rain beat down on their faces, 168 00:09:26,108 --> 00:09:31,154 he realized maybe, just maybe, she was gonna save him too." 169 00:09:35,951 --> 00:09:38,203 How can rain be lonely? 170 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:42,624 And why is it always raining in books and films when people fall in love? 171 00:09:42,708 --> 00:09:44,626 I mean, that's not real life, is it? 172 00:09:45,127 --> 00:09:47,546 Okay, that-- Your tone, right there, 173 00:09:47,629 --> 00:09:50,132 that's making me shrink slightly, creatively. 174 00:09:50,215 --> 00:09:53,719 I just think that you need to write about something more personal. 175 00:09:54,803 --> 00:09:55,804 Right. 176 00:09:56,138 --> 00:09:59,391 And, you know, writers need to know how to take feedback. 177 00:09:59,474 --> 00:10:02,311 Let's just scooch on over to the end there, 178 00:10:02,394 --> 00:10:04,396 'cause it does-- it really does gather pace. 179 00:10:04,479 --> 00:10:07,608 Great. And maybe we can do a bit wedding prep before we have dinner. 180 00:10:07,691 --> 00:10:09,151 But you're gonna need the context, aren't you? 181 00:10:09,234 --> 00:10:10,861 'Cause you're not gonna underst-- 182 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:15,532 Okay, let's just take it from the top and really try and listen this time. 183 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:18,035 -Yeah, all right then. -Okay. 184 00:10:20,746 --> 00:10:22,998 "Out of the shadows steps Frank Carter..." 185 00:10:26,460 --> 00:10:27,753 I'm listening. 186 00:10:27,836 --> 00:10:30,047 He doesn't look like me. 187 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:33,592 Are you kidding me? Did you see his massive head? 188 00:10:33,675 --> 00:10:35,260 Yeah, I'm sure the dates don't match, okay? 189 00:10:35,344 --> 00:10:38,222 -Anyway, his head wasn't even that big. -Are you serious? 190 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:41,433 He looked like an Easter Island statue. I'm surprised he didn't topple over. 191 00:10:41,517 --> 00:10:43,060 All kids have got big heads, haven't they? 192 00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:45,270 That's why they get their jumpers stuck putting 'em on. 193 00:10:45,354 --> 00:10:47,648 My mum used to have to cut the collars down on mine. 194 00:10:47,731 --> 00:10:49,316 Well, it's hardly a DNA test, is it? 195 00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:50,692 You don't go to the doctor's and he says, 196 00:10:50,776 --> 00:10:52,819 "Well, yeah, I mean, he's got a big head. That's close enough." 197 00:10:52,903 --> 00:10:55,239 Jase, are we gonna have to move down here? I don't know anyone down here. 198 00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:56,573 Yeah, you do. You know Sky, 199 00:10:56,657 --> 00:10:59,076 you know the kid with the big head who might be my child. 200 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:00,911 -Are you taking this seriously? -Not totally, no. 201 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:02,621 Can we just-- Can we just take a breath here. 202 00:11:02,704 --> 00:11:04,665 You see one kid with a big head and slightly curly hair, 203 00:11:04,748 --> 00:11:06,792 now suddenly we're putting offers in on houses? 204 00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:08,669 And anyway, I'm... 205 00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:12,339 relatively sure the dates don't match. 206 00:11:13,465 --> 00:11:14,716 Come on. 207 00:11:35,529 --> 00:11:36,530 Oh, God. 208 00:11:41,451 --> 00:11:42,744 Are you hiding? 209 00:11:43,912 --> 00:11:46,415 There's a woman showing off her baby like it's a bloody Grammy, 210 00:11:46,498 --> 00:11:48,000 so I'm taking a break. 211 00:11:48,083 --> 00:11:50,627 -You're Miss Newman. -Yeah. 212 00:11:51,170 --> 00:11:52,963 I'm Deven. Raina's dad. 213 00:11:54,006 --> 00:11:55,340 Raina. 214 00:11:55,883 --> 00:11:56,884 Raina with the socks. 215 00:11:56,967 --> 00:11:59,511 Yeah. I'm working on that. 216 00:12:00,888 --> 00:12:01,972 She's a big fan. 217 00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:05,642 Well, that's lucky. Most of them hate me. 218 00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:10,355 Nah, you're just straight with them. It's better in the long run. 219 00:12:11,148 --> 00:12:12,316 Maybe. 220 00:12:13,025 --> 00:12:16,445 Not all teachers are like Michelle Pfeiffer in Dangerous Minds. 221 00:12:16,528 --> 00:12:18,906 Some of us are just doing it for the 12 weeks holiday. 222 00:12:20,616 --> 00:12:21,617 You're funny. 223 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:25,579 What? You don't know you're funny? 224 00:12:26,914 --> 00:12:29,666 I never know what to do with compliments. 225 00:12:31,168 --> 00:12:32,920 Well, keep 'em close to your heart. 226 00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:42,387 See you again, Miss Newman. I hope. 227 00:13:15,087 --> 00:13:16,839 I don't know why we're doing this. 228 00:13:16,922 --> 00:13:19,758 She didn't want a church, she wanted a cremating. She said that. 229 00:13:21,009 --> 00:13:24,054 Has she not got any tea? I mean, she must have tea. 230 00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:25,347 We'll go get some. 231 00:13:25,430 --> 00:13:28,183 No, I want you to clear the shed with me. 232 00:13:28,267 --> 00:13:30,018 It's not going up again, so it's coming down. 233 00:13:30,102 --> 00:13:33,814 It's okay, here we go. Lots. 234 00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:34,898 Janet. 235 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:38,485 Can you remember when I was last here for the summer? 236 00:13:38,569 --> 00:13:41,655 -When was it, 18, 19 years ago? -Yeah, about then. 237 00:13:42,072 --> 00:13:44,116 Yeah. There you go. Thank you. 238 00:13:44,825 --> 00:13:46,785 No, I tell a lie. 239 00:13:46,869 --> 00:13:48,996 It was the year we lost the dog. 240 00:13:49,079 --> 00:13:52,583 Sixteen years and a bit. Almost 17. 241 00:13:55,586 --> 00:13:59,131 Oh, God. You wanna adopt a teenager? 242 00:14:29,244 --> 00:14:30,829 Come on! 243 00:14:31,955 --> 00:14:35,292 Oh, my Lord. Worse than I thought. 244 00:14:38,754 --> 00:14:42,508 Look, Nikki, this doesn't prove anything. 245 00:14:42,591 --> 00:14:48,347 -If that's my son, then-- -Princess has a brother. 246 00:14:49,515 --> 00:14:51,517 What? Why didn't they tell us? 247 00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:52,851 They just have. 248 00:14:53,852 --> 00:14:55,604 That was her brother in the video. 249 00:14:55,687 --> 00:14:56,730 -What? -Yeah. 250 00:14:58,607 --> 00:15:01,985 There's no one who can take both, so they've got to separate them. 251 00:15:04,196 --> 00:15:06,073 Princess has a brother. 252 00:15:07,324 --> 00:15:09,409 Look at them, Jase. How can they separate them? 253 00:15:09,493 --> 00:15:11,203 Well, they've got no choice, I suppose. They-- 254 00:15:11,286 --> 00:15:14,998 No. No-- No, that's not-- It's not right. 255 00:15:15,082 --> 00:15:16,416 That's just-- I'm sorry, that's-- 256 00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:18,710 It's just not right that that has to happen. 257 00:15:18,794 --> 00:15:21,922 I'd be devastated if they tried to separate me and Karen. 258 00:15:22,005 --> 00:15:24,758 And that's Karen. I didn't even like her till I was 31. 259 00:15:24,842 --> 00:15:27,344 Well, we can help her, can't we? That's part of our job. 260 00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:29,596 No, it's just, it's not-- It's not fair! 261 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,474 So many things are not fair! 262 00:15:32,558 --> 00:15:36,645 Honestly, Jase, people, they need to start looking into all the unfairness. 263 00:15:36,728 --> 00:15:41,149 Because, truthfully, there are people just going along trying to be a good person, 264 00:15:41,233 --> 00:15:44,945 enjoying some really nice ice cream, and then God just thinks, 265 00:15:45,028 --> 00:15:47,823 "She looks like she's finally feeling happy. 266 00:15:47,906 --> 00:15:51,118 Let's just throw a big-headed boy at her. Let's really mess that up." 267 00:15:51,201 --> 00:15:54,454 "Does that nine-year-old girl only have one person 268 00:15:54,538 --> 00:15:56,248 in the whole entire world that she can trust? 269 00:15:56,331 --> 00:15:58,750 Well, then let's just take him away from her then." 270 00:15:58,834 --> 00:16:00,961 And now some people have more boys than they need, 271 00:16:01,044 --> 00:16:03,881 and others just do not have enough, and how is that fair? 272 00:16:05,507 --> 00:16:08,760 -Okay, quite a lot to unpack there. -"It's not," is the answer! 273 00:16:08,844 --> 00:16:13,932 It sucks! It just sucks, and I'm-- I'm sick of it! 274 00:16:16,018 --> 00:16:16,852 God. 275 00:16:17,603 --> 00:16:19,438 I'm really sorry we have to do this. 276 00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:23,066 Hey. Nikki. 277 00:16:27,863 --> 00:16:30,282 -What you doing? -Nikki! 278 00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:37,206 Why is everything so hard? 279 00:16:48,467 --> 00:16:51,595 -I'm-- I'm sorr-- I'm sorry. -It's all right. 280 00:16:56,016 --> 00:17:00,020 Why did you die before I rang you back? 281 00:17:03,607 --> 00:17:05,150 The system! 282 00:17:06,193 --> 00:17:07,944 Just generally! 283 00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:10,781 But I know everyone's doing their best! 284 00:17:11,615 --> 00:17:15,285 -Bloody cancer! -Sandra? Love? 285 00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:17,871 People that say, "prosecco o'clock"! 286 00:17:20,290 --> 00:17:23,042 Talking about your grandchildren 287 00:17:23,126 --> 00:17:25,963 around people who don't have any at all! 288 00:17:28,924 --> 00:17:32,302 Naturally... wavy... 289 00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:37,724 blonde-haired... bitches! 290 00:17:37,808 --> 00:17:39,726 I don't wanna die! 291 00:18:09,631 --> 00:18:11,258 I'm just gonna... 292 00:18:17,055 --> 00:18:18,515 Saves you a job, doesn't it? 293 00:18:19,057 --> 00:18:20,934 Why do you think you're... 294 00:18:22,394 --> 00:18:24,980 She's gone, and I'm next. 295 00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:28,901 It's getting late, and what have I done? 296 00:18:28,984 --> 00:18:31,278 God, you've done-- You've done loads. 297 00:18:32,654 --> 00:18:33,822 Do you know... 298 00:18:34,865 --> 00:18:38,785 I was 70 before I tried proper dark chocolate. 299 00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:44,041 -It was so... bittersweet. -I know. It's horrible. 300 00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:47,878 Because I thought of all the years I've wasted not eating it. 301 00:18:50,088 --> 00:18:51,798 I see. Yeah. 302 00:18:54,218 --> 00:18:56,261 I wanna do something I've never done before. 303 00:18:56,345 --> 00:18:57,429 Yeah? 304 00:18:57,513 --> 00:18:58,514 I wanna... 305 00:18:59,598 --> 00:19:00,682 go to Yemen. 306 00:19:03,393 --> 00:19:07,064 Okay. Yeah, you could go to Yemen. 307 00:19:07,731 --> 00:19:09,650 -Can I? -Yeah. 308 00:19:11,109 --> 00:19:13,987 Or somewhere else. Maybe somewhere with a beach. 309 00:19:15,197 --> 00:19:16,198 Or a government. 310 00:19:18,534 --> 00:19:19,952 You can do whatever you want. 311 00:19:22,955 --> 00:19:23,956 Thank you. 312 00:19:29,628 --> 00:19:31,338 She did want cremating. 313 00:19:32,923 --> 00:19:34,883 People ignore you when you're old. 314 00:19:34,967 --> 00:19:36,301 Sandra. 315 00:19:39,054 --> 00:19:43,100 There is not a single chance in hell that people could ever ignore you. 316 00:20:01,243 --> 00:20:04,037 Why you picking up the junk mail? What you doing? 317 00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:07,708 I'm not ignoring her. 318 00:20:14,173 --> 00:20:15,465 You all right, Rambo? 319 00:20:16,008 --> 00:20:18,135 -Yeah, I think so. -Yeah? 320 00:20:18,218 --> 00:20:20,012 Just took some anger out on the shed. 321 00:20:20,095 --> 00:20:22,181 -It's all right. I'm a bit scared though. -Why? 322 00:20:22,264 --> 00:20:23,682 Well, we haven't got a shed. 323 00:20:26,435 --> 00:20:28,145 What if it changes things? 324 00:20:28,228 --> 00:20:29,229 It won't. 325 00:20:31,356 --> 00:20:34,818 What if you have a son and you realize that you don't need any more kids? 326 00:20:34,902 --> 00:20:37,863 I don't think children work like that. I don't think they fill your heart up. 327 00:20:37,946 --> 00:20:39,323 I think they actually make your heart bigger 328 00:20:39,406 --> 00:20:41,158 so that you've got more room for stuff, so... 329 00:20:42,326 --> 00:20:45,329 I don't wanna feel alone, 'cause, you know, you'd have done it all before. 330 00:20:45,412 --> 00:20:48,248 The thing that we're both trying to do together, you'd have already done. 331 00:20:48,332 --> 00:20:50,834 I haven't done anything. He's 16 years old. 332 00:20:50,918 --> 00:20:52,669 I've missed all the good bits. 333 00:20:52,753 --> 00:20:55,172 Bit like turning up to a McCartney concert where he's done "Hey, Jude," 334 00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:56,965 now he's on to Frog Chorus. 335 00:20:58,717 --> 00:21:01,345 Look, whatever happens... 336 00:21:03,222 --> 00:21:05,057 we'll be messing things up together. 337 00:21:06,850 --> 00:21:07,851 All right? 338 00:21:10,771 --> 00:21:11,813 Come on. 339 00:21:13,732 --> 00:21:17,027 If we can't cremate her, at least we can cremate her junk mail. 340 00:21:19,571 --> 00:21:23,825 Well, if it's a memorial, we should say something nice about Gran. 341 00:21:23,909 --> 00:21:26,119 -All of us? -Yes. 342 00:21:31,416 --> 00:21:32,918 Anyone wanna start? 343 00:21:35,921 --> 00:21:37,923 -Jase. -No, I'm racking my-- 344 00:21:40,342 --> 00:21:42,886 No one took clothes back to a shop better than Nan, did they? 345 00:21:42,970 --> 00:21:45,639 Do you remember? No receipt, no problem. 346 00:21:46,306 --> 00:21:48,308 Honestly, it was a superpower, Rakhi. 347 00:21:50,185 --> 00:21:52,855 She'd never go to bed till we rang to say we was home safe. 348 00:21:52,938 --> 00:21:54,189 Yeah. 349 00:21:54,273 --> 00:21:58,110 We used to ring from Swindon so she could get an early night. 350 00:21:58,819 --> 00:22:00,445 Do you remember the hat? 351 00:22:01,321 --> 00:22:04,658 She didn't trust CCTV, so when she went to London, she wore a big hat. 352 00:22:04,741 --> 00:22:07,077 Very incognito. An 80-year-old in a sombrero. 353 00:22:09,413 --> 00:22:11,248 She was a tough old bird. 354 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:16,920 Buried two husbands, three sisters and a couple of cats. 355 00:22:19,089 --> 00:22:20,799 And a lot of feelings. 356 00:22:22,134 --> 00:22:23,260 Yeah. 357 00:22:24,595 --> 00:22:26,680 The cats weren't hers, to be fair, but... 358 00:22:31,810 --> 00:22:33,103 Come on, scatter the ashes. 359 00:22:36,064 --> 00:22:37,316 Right in the fire. 360 00:22:39,693 --> 00:22:41,695 -We love you, Gran. -See ya, Nan. 361 00:22:41,778 --> 00:22:43,113 Rest in peace. 362 00:22:46,408 --> 00:22:48,076 Look at this. 363 00:22:56,793 --> 00:22:57,920 You okay? 364 00:23:06,803 --> 00:23:07,846 Go. 365 00:23:08,639 --> 00:23:09,640 Yeah? 366 00:23:10,098 --> 00:23:11,099 Yeah. 367 00:23:12,559 --> 00:23:15,354 Listen, if your mum can go to Yemen, I can cope with whatever. 368 00:23:15,437 --> 00:23:16,730 Okay. 369 00:23:16,813 --> 00:23:18,774 -Who's going to Yemen? -Just go. 370 00:23:23,820 --> 00:23:27,324 -Go look for your granddad, all right? -Yeah, all right. 371 00:23:27,407 --> 00:23:28,867 -Hiya. -Hi. 372 00:23:28,951 --> 00:23:30,285 -You all right? -Yeah. 373 00:23:32,329 --> 00:23:33,497 Yeah. You all right? 374 00:23:33,580 --> 00:23:35,874 -How are you? -Yeah, good. Good, you? 375 00:23:35,958 --> 00:23:37,417 Good. Thanks for coming. 376 00:23:37,501 --> 00:23:39,002 -No worry. -Listen... 377 00:23:43,131 --> 00:23:45,551 I fancy some wine. 378 00:23:45,634 --> 00:23:47,636 Do you fancy doing a bit of a run? 379 00:23:47,719 --> 00:23:49,012 -Yeah. -Yeah, totally. 380 00:23:49,096 --> 00:23:52,558 Yeah? Okay. I need to write it down. 381 00:23:52,641 --> 00:23:54,309 Janet, have you got a pen? 382 00:23:54,393 --> 00:23:58,230 I'm a bit fussy when it comes to wine. You might need to go to a few places. 383 00:23:58,313 --> 00:24:00,065 -Gotcha, that's totally fine. -Yeah, definitely. 384 00:24:00,148 --> 00:24:02,484 Yeah? All right. So... 385 00:24:03,235 --> 00:24:05,529 There's something I'd like to talk to you about. 386 00:24:06,321 --> 00:24:07,447 Yeah, me too. 387 00:24:10,784 --> 00:24:13,745 -Cool. Thank you. -Come on, let's go. 388 00:24:24,256 --> 00:24:28,010 Had a medium glass of red wine in Leicester Square last week. 389 00:24:28,093 --> 00:24:29,928 Cost me nine pounds, 20. 390 00:24:33,390 --> 00:24:35,142 "Have fun"? 391 00:24:35,225 --> 00:24:36,268 Nice one, Nikki. 392 00:24:41,231 --> 00:24:42,941 Freedom. 393 00:24:43,025 --> 00:24:47,237 It's just that... he does have quite a big head, doesn't he? 394 00:24:47,321 --> 00:24:51,116 And we were together at the time, so the dates match. 395 00:24:52,409 --> 00:24:54,077 Yeah, they do. 396 00:24:55,537 --> 00:24:58,332 I probably should have told you at the time-- 397 00:24:58,415 --> 00:24:59,583 All right. 398 00:25:00,125 --> 00:25:01,251 But... 399 00:25:04,963 --> 00:25:06,173 I cheated on you. 400 00:25:07,883 --> 00:25:10,052 -What? -A lot. 401 00:25:12,221 --> 00:25:13,263 With who? 402 00:25:13,347 --> 00:25:15,140 -Have you met Brian? -No. 403 00:25:16,975 --> 00:25:18,810 -Hey, son. Good to see you, mate. -Yeah. 404 00:25:18,894 --> 00:25:20,395 No, yeah, he comes and goes. 405 00:25:23,106 --> 00:25:24,107 Okay. 406 00:25:24,191 --> 00:25:25,400 I'm so sorry. 407 00:25:25,484 --> 00:25:26,860 It's-- It-- 408 00:25:27,778 --> 00:25:28,779 It's fine. 409 00:25:31,740 --> 00:25:33,367 -So-- -Nice to see ya. 410 00:25:34,618 --> 00:25:37,538 -And you. -Let's do it! 411 00:25:37,621 --> 00:25:40,457 It's cold. It's so cold! 412 00:25:41,250 --> 00:25:43,460 -You're not gonna come in, dear? -You not gonna come in, Vic? 413 00:25:43,544 --> 00:25:45,546 -No? Don't fancy that? -Come on, Jan! 414 00:25:48,215 --> 00:25:51,760 -She won't. She is. She is! -Is she? Is she? 415 00:25:51,844 --> 00:25:55,806 -Come on, Janet! It's really nice. -Go on! Yay! 416 00:25:56,682 --> 00:25:59,017 Hey, mate, hold these a sec, will you? Lovely. 417 00:26:00,060 --> 00:26:01,228 I wet me knickers. 418 00:26:01,311 --> 00:26:03,146 Look at you. Look at you. 419 00:26:03,230 --> 00:26:04,731 I swear this seaweed is after me! 420 00:26:08,610 --> 00:26:11,029 Just had a chat with her... 421 00:26:12,698 --> 00:26:13,699 His was even bigger. 422 00:26:32,342 --> 00:26:34,595 -All right. -Well, there you go. 423 00:26:34,678 --> 00:26:35,679 And this. 424 00:26:51,111 --> 00:26:52,112 Look. 425 00:26:55,616 --> 00:26:56,658 See? 426 00:26:57,451 --> 00:26:58,660 All right, fair play. 427 00:27:05,918 --> 00:27:07,044 All right. 428 00:27:24,937 --> 00:27:26,772 Can you just stop here for a sec? 429 00:27:27,564 --> 00:27:28,899 Nikki, where are you going? 430 00:27:33,362 --> 00:27:34,655 What's she doing?