1 00:00:07,799 --> 00:00:11,011 I don't even know why we're doing this. I've already got a shirt for work. 2 00:00:11,094 --> 00:00:14,515 You need more than one outfit, Jase. You're not a cartoon character. 3 00:00:15,766 --> 00:00:16,767 You're a manager now. 4 00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:20,145 You can't go to work dressed in the same shirt you buried your uncle in. 5 00:00:20,229 --> 00:00:23,357 And we can't sit at home waiting for news about James. 6 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:26,109 As soon as you forget, the thing that you're waiting for happens. 7 00:00:26,193 --> 00:00:27,194 Everyone knows that. 8 00:00:27,277 --> 00:00:30,113 I don't wanna be one of those people who sells out as soon as they make it. 9 00:00:30,197 --> 00:00:33,951 I become a manager and then suddenly I'm wearing a £34 shirt, 10 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:35,494 like I forgot where I came from. 11 00:00:35,577 --> 00:00:37,538 Jase, this is not Dylan going electric. 12 00:00:37,621 --> 00:00:40,999 This is you looking smart on your first day after promotion. 13 00:00:43,168 --> 00:00:44,461 Oh, no, it's just Karen. 14 00:00:45,462 --> 00:00:47,172 She's asked me to go wedding dress shopping. 15 00:00:47,256 --> 00:00:49,383 She never asks me to do things like that. 16 00:00:50,008 --> 00:00:51,468 Right, I need to nail this. 17 00:00:51,552 --> 00:00:55,013 Maybe I should take the morning off work tomorrow to do a mood board. 18 00:00:56,014 --> 00:00:59,226 No, that's crazy. I'll just do a couple of hours when I get in tonight. 19 00:00:59,309 --> 00:01:01,687 -Oh, look! This is nice. -Yeah. 20 00:01:01,770 --> 00:01:04,230 -That's lovely. -You like that? Let's have a look. 21 00:01:04,730 --> 00:01:06,275 Yeah. That's all right, actually, innit? 22 00:01:06,358 --> 00:01:07,901 -Yeah? -Yeah, I don't-- 23 00:01:07,985 --> 00:01:09,570 -No, hang on a second. -Yeah? 24 00:01:09,653 --> 00:01:11,321 -Those are little ducks. -I know. 25 00:01:11,405 --> 00:01:14,157 -No, no. I thought they were dots. -No, they're little ducks. 26 00:01:14,241 --> 00:01:16,827 Nikki, my dad's from Dagenham. He left school when he was 16. 27 00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:19,705 -I can't wear a shirt with ducks on it. -No, they're nice ducks. 28 00:01:19,788 --> 00:01:21,790 I'm gonna spend the whole day making sure people don't get close enough 29 00:01:21,874 --> 00:01:24,001 to see they're not dots but little ducks. 30 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:26,879 -It's a lot of extra stress I don't need. -I'm sorry. We're gonna get it. 31 00:01:26,962 --> 00:01:30,257 It makes you look grown-up. It makes you look like a manager, like a dad. 32 00:01:30,340 --> 00:01:32,968 -Yeah, but I wanna be a cool dad. -No. No, no. 33 00:01:33,051 --> 00:01:35,929 No one wants cool parents. My friend Cecile had cool parents, 34 00:01:36,013 --> 00:01:38,348 and she had to do her homework on a mini trampoline 35 00:01:38,432 --> 00:01:41,518 because her mum sold her kitchen table to pay for a clowning workshop. 36 00:01:41,602 --> 00:01:43,645 We're just-- We're gonna be boring, okay? 37 00:01:43,729 --> 00:01:45,105 -For James. -Hey. 38 00:01:46,523 --> 00:01:48,859 You know it's not definite that we're getting him, don't you? 39 00:01:48,942 --> 00:01:50,569 -Yes, yes. -Yeah? 40 00:01:50,652 --> 00:01:54,198 No, I know. It's just... I've got a good feeling about it. 41 00:01:54,281 --> 00:01:55,407 Let's have a look. 42 00:01:57,492 --> 00:01:58,785 -Yeah. All right, then. -Yeah? 43 00:01:58,869 --> 00:02:01,371 Is that the-- Yeah, right size. Let's do it. Okay. 44 00:02:01,455 --> 00:02:03,040 -I think it's nice. -Okay. 45 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:05,792 Mate, just so as you know, they're little ducks. 46 00:02:05,876 --> 00:02:09,420 They made 'em really small so they look like dots, but they're not. They're ducks. 47 00:02:10,088 --> 00:02:11,089 FYI. 48 00:02:45,624 --> 00:02:47,042 -Hello. -All right. 49 00:02:47,125 --> 00:02:48,126 Hi. 50 00:02:48,210 --> 00:02:49,545 Any news on James? 51 00:02:49,628 --> 00:02:52,130 No, not yet, but we're hoping to hear today, so... 52 00:02:52,214 --> 00:02:53,590 -Okay. -Okay, so... 53 00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:56,343 I don't wanna get crazy with this 54 00:02:56,426 --> 00:02:57,511 like some people do. 55 00:02:58,095 --> 00:03:00,264 No. Yeah, no. Of course not. 56 00:03:00,931 --> 00:03:04,017 It's not like I've had a vision of this day since I was a kid. 57 00:03:04,101 --> 00:03:05,519 I'm not that sort of woman. 58 00:03:05,602 --> 00:03:07,229 You know, I don't even wear perfume. 59 00:03:07,312 --> 00:03:09,940 I just smell like whoever's shirt I bought from the charity shop. 60 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:11,900 It's fine. It's just a dress. Just a dress. 61 00:03:12,609 --> 00:03:13,610 Okay. 62 00:03:15,779 --> 00:03:16,780 -Oh, my God. -Oh, God. 63 00:03:16,864 --> 00:03:17,990 What she come as? 64 00:03:18,740 --> 00:03:19,950 -Hello. -Hello. 65 00:03:21,159 --> 00:03:25,831 -Hello, muffin. Is this smart enough? -What, to go to a shop? Yes, Mum. 66 00:03:25,914 --> 00:03:27,916 Yeah, but it is posh, though, isn't it? 67 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:30,878 If it's not smart enough, I'm really happy to stand outside. 68 00:03:30,961 --> 00:03:33,755 -Oh, don't be daft. -You're not standing outside. 69 00:03:34,965 --> 00:03:36,967 -You been doing some painting? -What? 70 00:03:37,968 --> 00:03:39,261 No, it's my shirt. 71 00:03:39,344 --> 00:03:40,971 -Should we go? -Oh, Jesus. 72 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:42,556 Come on. Let's go. 73 00:03:42,639 --> 00:03:44,224 -Where is it? -Okay. It's just there. 74 00:03:44,308 --> 00:03:45,350 Oh, fantastic. 75 00:03:58,197 --> 00:03:59,823 Hi, guys. 76 00:04:03,368 --> 00:04:05,495 Sweets there. So, everyone-- Okay. 77 00:04:06,205 --> 00:04:08,624 So, guys. Wha-- Guys. 78 00:04:09,833 --> 00:04:11,627 Come on, guys. Listen up a sec, please. 79 00:04:13,879 --> 00:04:15,005 Lads! 80 00:04:21,928 --> 00:04:23,263 The Wicked Witch is dead. 81 00:04:25,182 --> 00:04:27,518 And finally, the townspeople are free. 82 00:04:29,144 --> 00:04:30,687 No, no, seriously, though. 83 00:04:31,522 --> 00:04:34,191 I've got a few things that I want to talk about. 84 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:35,859 A few boring things. Get them out the way. 85 00:04:35,943 --> 00:04:38,111 So I'm gonna put on my little manager's hat. 86 00:04:43,492 --> 00:04:45,661 Written a few things down. Oh, hang on a sec. 87 00:04:54,878 --> 00:04:58,215 Right, anyway. Yeah. So, back to it. 88 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:03,971 All of your schedules should now be synced to the online diary, so please read. 89 00:05:04,054 --> 00:05:07,140 Mate, if I didn't read Anne Frank's diary for my GCSEs, 90 00:05:07,224 --> 00:05:09,852 what chance have you got? Do you know what I mean? 91 00:05:09,935 --> 00:05:12,271 Nice one. Nice one. 92 00:05:12,771 --> 00:05:16,608 No, no-- Seriously, though. Seriously do have a read. 93 00:05:17,401 --> 00:05:19,778 Okay, I wanna talk about lesson planning, because it-- 94 00:05:20,571 --> 00:05:23,198 Sorry. I've just got to... Yeah. 95 00:05:23,991 --> 00:05:26,535 -Hello. -Any news? 96 00:05:26,618 --> 00:05:29,496 -I'm in a meeting. -Okay, you sure you got a signal? 97 00:05:29,580 --> 00:05:31,832 I'm in London, and I'm on the phone to you, so-- 98 00:05:32,916 --> 00:05:34,585 Kaia, those are for everyone. Okay? 99 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:37,504 -Are you sure your phone's fully charged? -It was, but you keep calling me. 100 00:05:39,548 --> 00:05:41,842 -Jack, mate. -Come on. 101 00:05:44,636 --> 00:05:45,596 Listen, I've got to go. 102 00:05:46,805 --> 00:05:47,848 Come on. 103 00:05:47,931 --> 00:05:49,474 Yes. Sorry, sorry. Sorry. 104 00:05:50,684 --> 00:05:52,311 Guys, so what I was saying about less-- 105 00:05:52,394 --> 00:05:54,771 All right. Okay, let's just do this one, and then we'll... 106 00:05:56,773 --> 00:05:59,526 Hey! All right, let's-- Have a seat now. 107 00:05:59,610 --> 00:06:00,903 Everyone stop... 108 00:06:12,831 --> 00:06:15,667 Astra, Sienna, Lavinia. 109 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:18,337 All these dresses sound like people 110 00:06:18,420 --> 00:06:20,506 that would have been a bitch to me at school. 111 00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:24,009 This is all too nice. I should go. 112 00:06:24,092 --> 00:06:26,762 -Would you like a drink? -Bubbly? 113 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:30,390 -Thank you. -You're welcome. 114 00:06:30,474 --> 00:06:31,767 -Very nice. -I wasn't expecting this. 115 00:06:31,850 --> 00:06:33,977 -Cheers to you. -Cheers. 116 00:06:34,061 --> 00:06:35,729 Yeah, no. No fuss. 117 00:06:35,812 --> 00:06:37,397 All right, ladies. How we doing? 118 00:06:37,481 --> 00:06:38,524 -Hello. -Daryl. 119 00:06:38,607 --> 00:06:39,608 -Hi. -All right? 120 00:06:40,567 --> 00:06:43,487 My wife's ill. Sorry, I'm not usually here, so... 121 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:46,907 I don't really know about all the dresses and that, but I'll give it a whirl. 122 00:06:47,366 --> 00:06:49,326 I'm exhausts mainly, yeah. 123 00:06:49,952 --> 00:06:52,079 Yeah, she was gonna shut, but to be honest, 124 00:06:52,162 --> 00:06:54,748 it's ten exhausts to one of these, 125 00:06:55,332 --> 00:06:58,168 so shut the garage instead. You know what I mean? 126 00:06:58,252 --> 00:07:00,128 Yeah, so go on. Who's getting married? 127 00:07:00,212 --> 00:07:01,213 -Karen. -My daughter. 128 00:07:01,296 --> 00:07:03,382 All right. Yeah, nice. Congratulations. 129 00:07:03,465 --> 00:07:05,050 -And what's your fella's name? -Scott. 130 00:07:05,133 --> 00:07:06,802 Scott? That's my middle name. 131 00:07:09,471 --> 00:07:10,722 -How funny. -Funny. 132 00:07:10,806 --> 00:07:13,267 What are chances of that? That's magic. Brilliant. 133 00:07:14,184 --> 00:07:15,269 Right. 134 00:07:15,352 --> 00:07:18,146 So... you know, style-wise, what ya-- 135 00:07:18,230 --> 00:07:19,898 What are you gonna go for then? 136 00:07:19,982 --> 00:07:23,026 Well, just don't wanna look shit. 137 00:07:24,194 --> 00:07:26,196 Okay, yeah. No, fair play, fair play. 138 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:27,447 Melinda. 139 00:07:28,657 --> 00:07:30,617 The steer is "not shit." 140 00:07:30,701 --> 00:07:32,494 -Sure, we can do that. -Thanks, love. 141 00:07:32,578 --> 00:07:34,329 -Would you like to follow me? -Go on, Karen. 142 00:07:34,413 --> 00:07:35,873 Go on. Enjoy yourself. 143 00:07:37,416 --> 00:07:38,667 She'll have a nice time. 144 00:07:52,181 --> 00:07:56,185 -"A structured applique bodice"-- -Yeah, I don't like it. 145 00:07:56,268 --> 00:07:57,561 Okay. 146 00:07:58,228 --> 00:08:02,774 Yeah, I do prefer the ones with the... long bit. 147 00:08:02,858 --> 00:08:05,402 -Sleeves? -Yeah, sleeves. That's it, yeah. 148 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:06,904 Yeah, sleeves. 149 00:08:10,908 --> 00:08:14,995 "The classic A-line is a tiered chiffon which drapes effortlessly"... 150 00:08:15,078 --> 00:08:16,371 -No! -It's... 151 00:08:20,542 --> 00:08:22,544 -Off she goes again. -Yeah. 152 00:08:28,926 --> 00:08:31,303 -So is your wife very poorly then? -Yeah, yeah. 153 00:08:31,386 --> 00:08:33,263 Yeah. Both ends. Bless her. Yeah. 154 00:08:36,558 --> 00:08:39,394 Here we go. Look at that. That's the business. 155 00:08:39,477 --> 00:08:41,313 -Karen. -I like it. 156 00:08:41,395 --> 00:08:43,732 -Yeah. It's nice with that. -Yeah. 157 00:08:43,815 --> 00:08:48,070 Cinderella once said, "A dream is a wish your heart makes." 158 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:50,030 So, you know. 159 00:08:50,113 --> 00:08:54,076 I don't know. It's fine. How am I supposed to feel? 160 00:08:54,159 --> 00:08:56,745 Well, Carol says when it's the one, you cry. That's how you know. 161 00:08:56,828 --> 00:08:58,622 Well, I haven't cried since 2012. 162 00:08:59,248 --> 00:09:02,334 I don't sort of tend to go, but when I go, like-- 163 00:09:02,417 --> 00:09:04,253 -I'll go, do you know what I mean? -Do ya? 164 00:09:04,336 --> 00:09:05,337 Yeah. 165 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:08,340 -Take your watch off. -Why? 166 00:09:08,423 --> 00:09:11,552 You don't wear a Casio watch with a £2,000 wedding dress. 167 00:09:11,635 --> 00:09:13,387 Well, how will I know what time it is? 168 00:09:13,470 --> 00:09:17,015 It's your wedding day. People will tell you the time. 169 00:09:18,559 --> 00:09:20,811 That's why brides don't get to the church on time. 170 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:23,438 People literally taking their watches off them. 171 00:09:23,522 --> 00:09:24,815 Don't touch me. 172 00:09:26,567 --> 00:09:27,693 Is it her first wedding? 173 00:09:27,776 --> 00:09:29,194 -Yeah. -Yeah. 174 00:09:29,278 --> 00:09:31,572 Oh, it is. Right, yeah. Yeah, it's the best one, innit? 175 00:09:33,323 --> 00:09:35,242 Come on, come on, come on. 176 00:09:35,325 --> 00:09:37,244 Yeah! 177 00:09:43,292 --> 00:09:44,293 Yeah! 178 00:09:45,502 --> 00:09:47,171 Okay. All right, please. 179 00:09:47,254 --> 00:09:53,218 -Forty. We're gonna make it forty. -Forty, forty, forty, forty, forty, forty. 180 00:09:56,638 --> 00:09:59,933 Okay. All right. So-- 181 00:10:00,017 --> 00:10:02,895 Oh, no. Hang on, don't leave. We've still got lots of things to get through. 182 00:10:02,978 --> 00:10:06,648 Guys. Guys, there's lots to get through still-- you can't-- 183 00:10:06,732 --> 00:10:08,066 Do you know what that was about? 184 00:10:08,150 --> 00:10:10,444 Why hold a meeting if you've got nothing to say? 185 00:10:24,666 --> 00:10:25,709 Bloody hell. 186 00:10:27,836 --> 00:10:30,172 I'm having a lovely time. 187 00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:35,761 Do you know, I've always sort of wanted to be in a women's prison. 188 00:10:36,762 --> 00:10:39,848 There's so much camaraderie, et cetera. 189 00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:44,144 What about this? 190 00:10:44,728 --> 00:10:46,063 -Oh, no. -No. 191 00:10:54,738 --> 00:10:56,615 Do you think she's happy? 192 00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:59,368 Yeah. Yeah, I do. 193 00:11:01,495 --> 00:11:02,829 You were always happy. 194 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:05,290 Well, in your way. 195 00:11:06,792 --> 00:11:09,503 I just want to see her smile. 196 00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:14,800 Any news? 197 00:11:15,384 --> 00:11:16,635 No, not yet. 198 00:11:17,636 --> 00:11:19,137 I've a good feeling, though. 199 00:11:23,934 --> 00:11:25,561 What's it like? 200 00:11:25,644 --> 00:11:26,687 What? 201 00:11:27,229 --> 00:11:29,147 To have kids. To have all of this. 202 00:11:31,525 --> 00:11:33,485 It's like the sun on your back. 203 00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:45,080 -You know, I kissed a girl once. -Okay. All right. 204 00:11:46,540 --> 00:11:49,126 -This one's not bad. -Come on. 205 00:11:49,835 --> 00:11:51,879 We're coming. We're coming. 206 00:11:51,962 --> 00:11:53,380 Yeah. 207 00:11:53,463 --> 00:11:55,215 -We're coming. -We're coming. 208 00:12:01,597 --> 00:12:02,806 Karen. 209 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:05,309 -That's beautiful. -Yeah. 210 00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:07,769 -It is. -Is it? 211 00:12:07,853 --> 00:12:10,689 Yeah. Yeah, it is, yeah. It's banging, that is. 212 00:12:10,772 --> 00:12:13,442 -Innit? Yeah. It's ab-- -Yeah. 213 00:12:13,525 --> 00:12:14,985 It's absolutely banging. 214 00:12:16,528 --> 00:12:18,739 -I'm going, aren't I? -Yeah. 215 00:12:20,741 --> 00:12:21,950 Come here. 216 00:12:32,753 --> 00:12:34,963 Bloody hell! Three grand? 217 00:12:38,467 --> 00:12:40,802 If I ask you for some management advice, 218 00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:43,805 is there any chance of you not being smug and annoying? 219 00:12:43,889 --> 00:12:46,391 -Mate, of course. -Freddy. 220 00:12:50,521 --> 00:12:51,980 -Sure? -I'm sure. 221 00:12:52,064 --> 00:12:55,108 Okay. All right. So what do I do? 222 00:12:55,859 --> 00:12:58,487 Well. Here's the thing. Good managers are born. 223 00:12:58,570 --> 00:13:00,489 Can't learn how to be a manager. 224 00:13:01,156 --> 00:13:03,742 -Learned that at management school. -Smug and annoying. 225 00:13:04,368 --> 00:13:06,703 -Hey, Jase. -Hiya. Little hug. Okay. 226 00:13:06,787 --> 00:13:07,955 There you go. 227 00:13:08,038 --> 00:13:09,581 You're so British. 228 00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:12,709 -Any news on James? -No. Hopefully today or tomorrow. 229 00:13:12,793 --> 00:13:13,836 Want some caraway seed bread? 230 00:13:13,919 --> 00:13:16,380 -No, thanks. I'm trying to give it up. -No, try. 231 00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:17,464 Yeah? 232 00:13:17,548 --> 00:13:20,759 All right. Just as is? Okay. 233 00:13:22,553 --> 00:13:23,679 -Oh, my God. -I know. 234 00:13:23,762 --> 00:13:25,347 I tell you what, that is-- Yeah. 235 00:13:25,430 --> 00:13:28,392 I'm obsessed with it. It's the main reason I can't afford to buy an apartment. 236 00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:31,103 -What's going on? -Jason can't handle his staff. 237 00:13:31,186 --> 00:13:32,729 No, it's not that. It's tricky. 238 00:13:32,813 --> 00:13:35,482 Because it's-- Because they're my friends as well. 239 00:13:35,566 --> 00:13:37,276 Yeah, well, that shit doesn't work. 240 00:13:37,943 --> 00:13:39,611 You can't be their friend if you're their boss. 241 00:13:39,695 --> 00:13:40,529 Why not? 242 00:13:40,612 --> 00:13:42,447 Well, because people like to hate their bosses. 243 00:13:42,531 --> 00:13:43,532 Not all the time. 244 00:13:43,615 --> 00:13:45,993 -Did you hate your last boss? -Yeah, but it was different 'cause we-- 245 00:13:46,076 --> 00:13:47,995 Look, we go to the pub and things like that. 246 00:13:48,078 --> 00:13:51,248 Yeah, well, you shouldn't because they go there to talk about you. 247 00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:53,584 Look, you're the pilot, they're the passengers. 248 00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:56,003 How'd you feel if the pilot stopped flying the plane, 249 00:13:56,086 --> 00:13:59,339 came and sat next to you, and started eating a tiny bag of peanuts, huh? 250 00:13:59,423 --> 00:14:03,635 You'd freak out. 'Cause then you're asking yourself, "Who's flying this plane?" 251 00:14:05,929 --> 00:14:08,265 You're a grown-ass man. Not everyone needs to like you. 252 00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:09,433 Yeah, okay. 253 00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:10,976 Okay, ready in 20? 254 00:14:11,602 --> 00:14:13,729 -Yeah. -It's gonna be a big one. 255 00:14:13,812 --> 00:14:16,315 -The Bolivians are gonna come. -All of them? 256 00:14:16,398 --> 00:14:17,900 Oh, yeah. 257 00:14:17,983 --> 00:14:19,443 -Thank you. -You're welcome. 258 00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:21,278 Great. Clever. 259 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:23,655 -How's it going, mate? -Yeah, it's great. It's great. 260 00:14:23,739 --> 00:14:24,907 -I am knackered. -Yeah? 261 00:14:24,990 --> 00:14:26,533 We got in at 4:00 this morning, 262 00:14:26,617 --> 00:14:29,786 and we were up at 7:00 to go and help her friend move flat in Walthamstow. 263 00:14:29,870 --> 00:14:30,871 Oh, no. 264 00:14:31,580 --> 00:14:34,082 She's just so perky and undefeated. 265 00:14:34,958 --> 00:14:37,419 It's like her shoulders haven't dropped yet. When does that happen? 266 00:14:37,503 --> 00:14:40,088 Twenty-nine in the city, 32 in the smaller towns. 267 00:14:40,172 --> 00:14:41,507 Right. Good. 268 00:14:47,763 --> 00:14:48,764 Hello. 269 00:14:50,307 --> 00:14:52,267 -What? When? -Go, go, go. 270 00:14:52,351 --> 00:14:53,477 All right, I'm coming. 271 00:14:54,144 --> 00:14:56,063 -I'm coming. See ya, mate. -Good luck. 272 00:15:05,030 --> 00:15:06,907 Did they give a reason at all? 273 00:15:08,784 --> 00:15:10,369 You can say. 274 00:15:10,452 --> 00:15:12,913 Like if they felt that Jason didn't sell himself 275 00:15:12,996 --> 00:15:14,623 or that he looked too stern in the photo. 276 00:15:14,706 --> 00:15:16,792 -All me then, yeah? -No, okay, sorry, no, it-- 277 00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:18,669 Yeah, it could be me. 278 00:15:18,752 --> 00:15:20,546 Maybe they thought I looked too young to be a mum. 279 00:15:20,629 --> 00:15:21,630 Okay. 280 00:15:21,713 --> 00:15:26,426 They chose another couple who already had a child of a similar age to James. 281 00:15:26,510 --> 00:15:27,553 Okay. 282 00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:31,557 Well, I mean, that hardly seems very fair, does it, 283 00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:33,433 considering they already have one. 284 00:15:35,936 --> 00:15:38,146 No, that's-- That makes sense. 285 00:15:38,689 --> 00:15:41,900 It's nice that he'll have a brother or sister to play with, so... 286 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:44,528 that's the best outcome really, isn't it? 287 00:15:45,195 --> 00:15:49,616 Look, I know you were all in, but this is not the last chopper out of Saigon. 288 00:15:49,700 --> 00:15:51,159 So what happens next? 289 00:15:51,243 --> 00:15:53,328 Well, when things don't just fall into place, 290 00:15:53,412 --> 00:15:56,582 we just have to jiggle the key in the lock a little bit. Yeah? 291 00:15:56,665 --> 00:16:01,086 So, how would you like to meet some kids? 292 00:16:01,587 --> 00:16:03,714 Yeah? Yeah, great. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bring it on. 293 00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:05,632 Yeah, no, I think we'd really pop in person. 294 00:16:05,716 --> 00:16:08,010 -Tomorrow. -Tomorrow? 295 00:16:09,845 --> 00:16:11,763 "Adoption Activity Day." 296 00:16:11,847 --> 00:16:15,142 Every six months or so, we get all the kids we haven't found homes for 297 00:16:15,225 --> 00:16:18,270 and all the people looking for kids and smoosh them together in a big party 298 00:16:18,353 --> 00:16:19,605 and see what happens. 299 00:16:19,688 --> 00:16:21,648 It's a worrying indictment of a broken system, 300 00:16:21,732 --> 00:16:23,650 but there is cake, so we plod on. 301 00:16:23,734 --> 00:16:25,402 How many kids are we talking here? 302 00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:27,529 25 or so. Budget for a migraine. 303 00:16:28,155 --> 00:16:30,282 Actually, I have the same approach to dating. 304 00:16:30,365 --> 00:16:32,201 Group them all together like a flat viewing. 305 00:16:32,284 --> 00:16:35,287 Saves time, 'cause men my age are rapidly losing their looks. 306 00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:38,624 Luckily, I'm only gradually losing mine, so it's advantage Penny. 307 00:16:39,291 --> 00:16:42,586 Okay, so basically we have two hours to bond with a child 308 00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:45,047 and get them to like us... 309 00:16:45,714 --> 00:16:47,341 in fancy dress. Wow. 310 00:16:47,424 --> 00:16:50,719 Oh, yeah. The theme is, "What I want to be when I grow up." 311 00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:53,680 -So think on, you know? -Okay. 312 00:16:53,764 --> 00:16:56,892 No. Don't worry, please. It's just a bit of football in a park with some kids. 313 00:16:56,975 --> 00:16:58,810 Football? Just a bit of football in the p-- 314 00:16:58,894 --> 00:17:00,103 -That's good. Yeah, it's fine. -Yeah. 315 00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:03,482 Yeah, don't race ahead, okay, and overinvest emotionally. 316 00:17:03,565 --> 00:17:05,651 Oh, God, no. We've not been doing that. Have we? 317 00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:07,236 -No. God, no. No, no, no. -No. 318 00:17:18,163 --> 00:17:19,915 Sometimes you just miss someone in time. 319 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:23,710 I know. 320 00:17:23,794 --> 00:17:25,628 It's a bit like breaking up with someone. 321 00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:28,382 You've just got to, you know, you've got to move on. 322 00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:31,677 Yeah, no, I don't really do that. 323 00:17:32,427 --> 00:17:35,305 I'm still friends with everyone I've ever slept with, so... 324 00:17:35,389 --> 00:17:36,849 Okay, that's unsettling. 325 00:17:49,862 --> 00:17:51,280 What are we gonna do about costumes? 326 00:17:51,363 --> 00:17:53,699 Oh, yeah. Well, what did you wanna be when you're older? 327 00:17:53,782 --> 00:17:58,287 I wanted to be working on the phones in a car rental firm. So... 328 00:17:58,370 --> 00:18:00,038 -There you go. -Absolutely nailed that. 329 00:18:00,122 --> 00:18:02,332 -Boom. -Thank you very much. What about you? 330 00:18:02,416 --> 00:18:04,001 -My dad's friend Michael. -Oh, yeah? 331 00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:07,421 Yeah. He was so fun when I was a kid. 332 00:18:07,504 --> 00:18:12,134 But then I got older and I realized that he was just an alcoholic. Yeah. 333 00:18:12,217 --> 00:18:13,385 Okay. 334 00:18:13,468 --> 00:18:15,596 Yeah, he's dead now. Bless him. 335 00:18:16,430 --> 00:18:18,265 Drunk himself to death, he did. 336 00:18:23,562 --> 00:18:24,688 Are we okay? 337 00:18:27,441 --> 00:18:28,650 Yeah. 338 00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:33,780 The kids are gonna like us, aren't they? 339 00:18:33,864 --> 00:18:35,115 Yes. 340 00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:39,077 Penny's right. We just-- We shouldn't overthink it. 341 00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:40,829 -Yeah. -We're going to kick a football around 342 00:18:40,913 --> 00:18:41,914 with some kids. 343 00:18:41,997 --> 00:18:43,165 Yeah. 344 00:19:11,151 --> 00:19:12,611 Oh, shit. 345 00:19:31,004 --> 00:19:33,882 Okay, we've got 20 minutes, so we just need to be in and out. 346 00:19:33,966 --> 00:19:35,342 Yeah, no bother. I know what I want. 347 00:19:37,302 --> 00:19:39,638 -Here, what about this? -No. 348 00:19:41,265 --> 00:19:43,517 Nothing here is appropriate. 349 00:19:44,726 --> 00:19:47,145 Is there any animal they can't sexify? 350 00:19:47,229 --> 00:19:49,398 Armadillo? That's the one we can't crack. 351 00:19:50,566 --> 00:19:52,401 Excuse me. Hiya. 352 00:19:53,277 --> 00:19:57,573 Do you have any costumes for women that are more positive role models? 353 00:19:58,824 --> 00:20:00,701 We got role-play, up there on the left. 354 00:20:00,784 --> 00:20:05,163 No. I mean, the theme is what you wanna be when you grow up. 355 00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:09,334 So something like businessperson or doctor, lawyer. 356 00:20:09,418 --> 00:20:11,336 Yeah, that sort of thing. 357 00:20:11,420 --> 00:20:12,421 We got a judge. 358 00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:14,965 Yes. Perfect. 359 00:20:18,927 --> 00:20:20,345 This is so bad. 360 00:20:22,598 --> 00:20:23,640 Yeah. 361 00:20:25,350 --> 00:20:27,394 No, I'm sorry. I can't go dressed like this. 362 00:20:28,187 --> 00:20:29,354 Look, you-- 363 00:20:30,522 --> 00:20:33,650 No, all right. Okay. What about a princess? 364 00:20:33,734 --> 00:20:35,194 Princesses are very successful. 365 00:20:35,277 --> 00:20:37,154 Have you seen a real-life princess, Jase? They're miserable. 366 00:20:37,237 --> 00:20:39,114 Not all girls wanna be princesses. 367 00:20:39,198 --> 00:20:41,909 The last thing I'd want for a daughter is a princess. 368 00:20:42,993 --> 00:20:46,079 Is there anything in this shop that is not demeaning to women? 369 00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:52,920 -I'm a bit nervous. -What's that? 370 00:20:53,921 --> 00:20:56,173 I said I'm a bit nervous. 371 00:20:56,256 --> 00:20:58,300 -Yeah. I know. -And hot. 372 00:20:58,383 --> 00:21:00,260 Imagine being inside this in Kenya. 373 00:21:02,596 --> 00:21:03,597 I was thinking, 374 00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:06,391 I might show them some of my martial arts moves to impress 'em. 375 00:21:06,475 --> 00:21:08,936 -From when you were a teenager? -Yeah. What do you reckon? 376 00:21:09,019 --> 00:21:10,020 Show me. 377 00:21:10,103 --> 00:21:12,189 -Okay. Just hold that a second. -I'll have the hat. 378 00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:14,191 So, you would be... 379 00:21:37,506 --> 00:21:38,715 Are you making this up? 380 00:21:38,799 --> 00:21:41,009 No, it's-- I've forgotten quite a lot of it. 381 00:21:41,093 --> 00:21:43,220 But that's potentially good, 382 00:21:43,303 --> 00:21:45,722 because if I don't know what's next, then neither do my opponents. 383 00:21:45,806 --> 00:21:46,807 -Yeah. -So... 384 00:21:47,808 --> 00:21:48,809 I'd leave it. 385 00:21:51,311 --> 00:21:53,355 -Can I have my hat? -Yeah, your hat. 386 00:22:04,575 --> 00:22:07,244 See, I knew we'd be the only ones in fancy dress. 387 00:22:07,327 --> 00:22:08,161 -Good. -Yeah, but-- 388 00:22:08,245 --> 00:22:09,955 -We'll be memorable. -Yeah. 389 00:22:13,041 --> 00:22:15,502 -We should probably go speak to a kid. -Yeah. 390 00:22:16,670 --> 00:22:18,130 Look, he's on his own. 391 00:22:18,213 --> 00:22:20,340 Yeah. All right, quick, before someone else gets to him. 392 00:22:23,802 --> 00:22:24,803 Hello. 393 00:22:24,887 --> 00:22:26,680 -Hello, mate. You all right? -Hi. 394 00:22:26,763 --> 00:22:29,016 -Hi. -I'm Nikki. This is Jason. 395 00:22:29,099 --> 00:22:30,100 Hiya. 396 00:22:30,184 --> 00:22:31,894 -What's your name? -Ethan. 397 00:22:31,977 --> 00:22:36,398 -Hi, Ethan. Who's this? -He's my friend. 398 00:22:39,109 --> 00:22:40,277 Do you know why we're here? 399 00:22:41,695 --> 00:22:45,032 We're here to play with you and for you to see if you like us. 400 00:22:45,699 --> 00:22:46,533 Why? 401 00:22:47,576 --> 00:22:51,413 Well, so that you can maybe come back to our house and live with us. 402 00:22:51,496 --> 00:22:52,915 No. 403 00:22:52,998 --> 00:22:55,000 Oh, no. It's all right, mate. Not straightaway. 404 00:22:55,083 --> 00:22:57,794 -No, no, no. -Ethan? 405 00:22:57,878 --> 00:23:00,464 It's okay. No, we didn't do anything. 406 00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:04,551 Happy Birthday to you 407 00:23:04,635 --> 00:23:09,056 Happy Birthday to you 408 00:23:09,139 --> 00:23:10,599 Happy Birthday... 409 00:23:10,682 --> 00:23:12,017 -Oh, shit. -Okay. 410 00:23:12,100 --> 00:23:14,770 -I don't want to go. -We should-- Sorry. Sorry about that. 411 00:23:14,853 --> 00:23:16,813 -Sorry, sorry. -Yeah, sorry about that. 412 00:23:17,856 --> 00:23:20,400 -You said this was the right place. -Yes, I thought it was. 413 00:23:20,484 --> 00:23:23,195 -Cumberland Gate. -No, this is Cumberland Green. 414 00:23:23,987 --> 00:23:25,155 Well, we must be close. 415 00:23:25,239 --> 00:23:27,574 No, no. No, Cumberland Gate is in Hyde Park, Nikki. 416 00:23:27,658 --> 00:23:30,494 -This is Regent's Park. -Oh, shit. 417 00:23:30,577 --> 00:23:32,996 -Okay. Can you run in that? -Yes. 418 00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:34,540 All right, come on. Let's go. 419 00:23:38,585 --> 00:23:40,504 Bus. Jase. 420 00:23:47,261 --> 00:23:49,263 Thank you. Thank you. 421 00:23:52,808 --> 00:23:53,809 It's fine. Look. 422 00:23:53,892 --> 00:23:56,019 -We're gonna make it, all right? Just. -Okay. 423 00:23:58,897 --> 00:24:00,274 -It's all right. It's all right. -Oh, God. 424 00:24:00,357 --> 00:24:01,608 We'll get there. 425 00:24:04,486 --> 00:24:06,238 Bonjour. Marble Arch. 426 00:24:06,947 --> 00:24:08,991 Which Marble Arch, mate? Tube or not tube? 427 00:24:13,161 --> 00:24:15,706 Do you want Marble Arch tube? 428 00:24:17,416 --> 00:24:19,668 Tube? Station? 429 00:24:19,751 --> 00:24:21,920 -Come on. Bloody hell. -Oh, my God. 430 00:24:22,004 --> 00:24:27,676 No, Marble Arch. The bâtiment with the marble inside. 431 00:24:28,969 --> 00:24:29,803 Okay, fine. 432 00:24:29,887 --> 00:24:31,722 -Hiya. -Hello, where are you trying to get to? 433 00:24:31,805 --> 00:24:32,931 -Marble Arch. -Marble Arch. 434 00:24:33,015 --> 00:24:36,643 Marble Arch? Why would you wanna go see Marble-- Marble Arch is shit. It's tiny. 435 00:24:36,727 --> 00:24:38,270 Everyone knows that. Where you from? 436 00:24:39,021 --> 00:24:40,022 Paris. 437 00:24:40,105 --> 00:24:43,400 Paris? You've come from Paris to see Marble Arch? Are you insane? 438 00:24:43,483 --> 00:24:46,737 Just stand further away from the Arc de Triomphe. That's Marble Arch. 439 00:24:46,820 --> 00:24:48,655 Marble Arch. 440 00:24:48,739 --> 00:24:50,073 -Oh, my God. -Come on. Let's go. 441 00:24:51,325 --> 00:24:52,784 Marble Arch. 442 00:24:53,577 --> 00:24:55,120 Cumberland Gate, okay. 443 00:24:56,622 --> 00:24:57,623 Which way? 444 00:24:57,706 --> 00:24:58,916 -Over here. -Yeah? 445 00:25:03,712 --> 00:25:06,507 -Why are they clapping us? -They think we're on a bloody fun run. 446 00:25:09,551 --> 00:25:10,969 -Hello, mate. Hiya. -Hey. Hi. 447 00:25:11,053 --> 00:25:12,721 Can you get us to the other side of the park, please? 448 00:25:12,804 --> 00:25:15,933 No, mate. Look, don't give up. You're nearly there. 449 00:25:16,016 --> 00:25:18,352 -Go on. You can make it. -We're not part of the fun run. 450 00:25:18,435 --> 00:25:21,939 Look, I can't help people cheat. It wouldn't be fair on all the others. 451 00:25:22,022 --> 00:25:23,440 -Yeah, but we're not part of-- -No, no, no. 452 00:25:23,524 --> 00:25:25,692 -I'm not helping cheats. No way. -Come on. 453 00:25:28,737 --> 00:25:30,697 -Sorry. -Sorry. 454 00:25:30,781 --> 00:25:33,450 -Sorry. Sorry. -Cheers, mate. 455 00:25:44,044 --> 00:25:46,672 -Hello. -Hi. Where were you? 456 00:25:46,755 --> 00:25:48,423 -Are there any children left? -What? 457 00:25:48,507 --> 00:25:50,801 -Children. -I don't think so. 458 00:25:55,305 --> 00:25:57,975 Well-- It's okay. 459 00:25:58,559 --> 00:26:00,185 We met the most amazing little girl. 460 00:26:00,269 --> 00:26:04,731 We spent all afternoon together. I think she really liked us. And... 461 00:26:04,815 --> 00:26:07,818 -Nikki. -She was... really lovely. 462 00:26:08,610 --> 00:26:09,987 Nikki. 463 00:26:11,738 --> 00:26:13,198 Sorry. She-- 464 00:26:43,270 --> 00:26:46,231 There you are. You got me worried there for a minute. 465 00:26:49,234 --> 00:26:51,820 -Should we go back to the bus? -I need to get my bag. 466 00:26:51,904 --> 00:26:53,864 Oh. Come on then. Let's go get it. 467 00:26:59,077 --> 00:27:00,579 -Okay. Let me take your badge. -Okay. 468 00:27:00,662 --> 00:27:02,581 I'll be right back. I won't be a sec. 469 00:27:11,006 --> 00:27:12,633 Some of them just aren't ready. 470 00:27:15,886 --> 00:27:18,430 -All right, sweetie. Come on. Let's go. -Okay. 471 00:27:41,036 --> 00:27:42,246 Hey. 472 00:27:44,498 --> 00:27:45,749 What are you crying for? 473 00:27:51,213 --> 00:27:52,506 Because when it's the one... 474 00:27:54,508 --> 00:27:55,676 ...you cry. 475 00:29:12,044 --> 00:29:13,253 Happy? 476 00:29:13,754 --> 00:29:14,880 Yeah. 477 00:29:17,090 --> 00:29:19,801 Then why have you got your head in your hands? 478 00:29:21,887 --> 00:29:23,597 Shut up.