[Jason] I mean, this is unbelievable. Look at this. It's like...
This bag won't close. You've got too much stuff in here.
Why are we flying with SpeedyJet?
You know one of their planes slid off a runway last month.
Hey, is it because they serve those mini pretzels on board that you like?
It was one factor. Yes. Yeah. But not the only one.
Are you sure we shouldn't have got Karen to watch the kids?
I've been watching Tyler my whole life. Seriously?
No, I know, but Barbara's just dumped him and he doesn't deal well with loss.
When he loses one thing, he obsesses over another.
Yeah, we don't want another
loses-his-favorite-spoon-then-gets- obsessed-by-volcanoes situation, do we?
It's fine. I know the signs.
[Nikki] Just don't let him fixate.
Show me the invite. Maybe we don't need all that stuff.
Maybe it's like a, I don't know, a barefoot, boho chic kind of wedding.
No, I thought you had the invite?
Why would I have it? Laurie's your friend.
You picked it up when it come through the post.
- Oh, so it came through the post? - Must have done, yeah.
So you've seen it?
- You said to me you'd seen it. - I haven't seen it.
Hey?
Jason. Are you 100% sure that we've actually been invited to this wedding?
Hey, Tyler! Come here! It's worth your time!
Don't be daft. Of course we've been in-invited.
So you remember her actually saying, "Please come to the wedding"?
Yeah, she said, she w... she w... she went,
"Oh, um, look at this amazing wedding venue that we're... we're gonna use."
And then she put loads of, um, pictures of it, up on... on the uni group.
- Show me the message. - [stammers] Yeah. I got it. I got it.
There it is. [stammers] Yeah, see? Right.
Tyler! Seriously, you're missing it!
No, Jase. I think she was just telling you about it.
Why would you book a hotel to a thing that we haven't even been invited to?
Well, I just assumed we would be invited...
Oh, my God.
...and I wanted to get in there early before all the cheap rooms went.
I mean, some of them are 400 quid a pop. My instincts just kicked in. Bloody hell.
Great, so we have booked a holiday in Tuscany
to the venue of a wedding that we haven't even been invited to.
Amazing.
Well, we're not gonna get our money back now, are we?
Well, we should still go, eh?
No! I'm not gate-crashing a wedding, Jase.
We won't see them. We'll be out and about doing our thing.
I bet San... San Chimento's a big place, no?
I mea... [stammers]
Well, yeah, it must just be a small wedding.
- Yeah. - Hopefully we don't run into anyone.
If we haven't been invited, it's probably just close family.
Exactly.
[Nikki] And we do need to spend some time together,
just the two of us, don't we?
- There you go. - Rude.
Yeah. All right, yeah. Let's do it, let's go.
[both] What? [chuckles]
If I move some of these bloody wedding clothes out the bag,
these'll close up lovely.
[Nikki] I mean, let's be honest.
The wedding is the worst part of a destination wedding anyway, isn't it?
- [Jason] Yeah. - Oh, did you get them a present?
- I bloody did. - Yes.
- And I'll tell you what. - No.
- They're not getting that now. - They're bloody not.
All right. So, we are one napkin set up and we haven't got to go to a wedding.
Come on!
- Things are looking up. - Yes. All right. [chuckles]
- Totally worth it. - [Princess chuckles]
Won't this do up. Tyler. Get on my back.
Can I have your mini pretzels when they come round?
- [Nikki] Yes. Yes. - Yeah.
Mmm.
- Excuse me, do you like mini pretzels? - Jason.
Well, they come with the oregano baked in, don't they?
They're lovely. You can't get them anywhere else.
- Will you be quiet? - Trust me, I've... I've tried.
Trying to read the thing.
What, has that changed since the last time you flew?
They update it regularly.
And it varies depending on the airline and plane type. So...
[clicks teeth, sighs]
'Cause if you don't like them, can you still get them? 'Cause then I'll--
Will you stop asking people for their mini pretzels?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
[speaker chimes]
Oh. Finally, I'm bursting. [exhales sharply]
As I said, still get them. And I'll... I'll... I'll take them off your hands.
[tense music plays]
The brides! Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
- They're on the plane. - Who are?
- Claire and Laurie. - What?
Five flights a day and they're on this one.
- Where are they? - No, don't look!
[sighs]
- All right, put this on. - What?
- Hide. - Huh?
[flight attendant] Mini pretzels at all?
- Would you like tea or coffee? - No.
No, thank you.
- Any mini pretzels for you? - [Jason] Yes, please.
[Nikki grunts] No, thank you. Sorry. Thank you.
[playful music plays]
You want coffee or tea?
[people chattering on TV]
[phone chiming]
- They've landed. - [chiming continues]
[chiming continues]
Do you know there are over 2,000 different types of jellyfish?
Nope.
[sighs]
[upbeat guitar music playing]
[sighs] Well, we're not blending into the crowd here, are we?
No. I mean, this is one of the most peaceful places on Earth.
- Oh, yeah. - We've had an absolute nightmare.
Right, come on, quick. Let's get in. I saw the others getting in a taxi behind us.
- Thank you! - [driver] Bye!
[Nikki] Bye!
So, the-the restaurant serves a contemporary Italian cuisine...
- Ooh, nice. - ...using local, seasonal ingredients.
- Ah. - Quite open plan though, innit?
Yeah. No, that is quite open. We're very visible there.
Do you have any booths?
Uh... booths?
It's all right, we'll get room service, shall we?
- Yeah. Room service, yeah. - Yeah. Yeah, room service.
- Okay. [chuckles] - [Nikki chuckles]
- Here are your keys. And, uh-- - Thank you. [grunts]
- [shushes] - [Laurie exclaims, chuckles] Oh, my God.
This looks even better than the photos.
It's Laurie and Claire. I can hear them. I can hear them.
- Quick. Go. - [whispering] Okay.
- Thank you. Come on. - [Nikki] Thank you.
[Jason] Hurry up. Hurry up.
- [gasps] It's so nice. - [guests chattering]
[gasps] Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You're here.
[chattering continues]
[Jason] Oh, what?
The whole gang from uni's turned up.
Beth. Abby. Tiz. Jakey?
What the... Why is Jakey here then?
- Jason. Come on. - Jakey's racist.
Quick.
Come on. That's our room! It's there.
- Go, go, go, go. - [grunts] Yes.
Get the door closed!
[guests chattering]
Hmm. They're all on the terrace having a drink.
- Ah, yeah. - [Nikki blows raspberry]
- [exhales sharply] - It looks brilliant.
Mmm. Looks like Abby's not drinking.
You don't think she's pregnant, do you?
Has Nico got a new girlfriend?
Well, what's happened to Jess? I liked Jess.
[tuts] Bloody hell. [sighs]
I really thought me and Laurie were close.
I even helped her come out to her parents by pretending we were dating,
so they'd be relieved when they found out she was gay.
- What are you watching? - [clicks teeth] Omicidio a Roma.
You don't speak Italian though, Nik.
Yeah, but it's the only film on the hotel TV, Jase.
It's either that or the window of sadness.
Oh, my God. Is that Patricia?
Patricia got the invite and not us?
That's her osteopath, Nik. I recommended her.
Her osteopath is enjoying all that, while we're stuck in here?
- Unbelievable. Patricia? - [sighs]
Anyway, look, I've worked out a schedule for our stay.
We nip out for a bit of fresh air between 6:00 a.m. and 6:30 a.m.,
then we just chill in the room between 6:30 a.m. and 10:00 p.m.
Then after that, we nip out for a bit of a walk on the terrace.
After it gets dark.
Are you kidding me?
Or... No, actually... actually...
I just saw here that there is a tour of a local nunnery.
Hang on, reserve your judgment. It's still got its original stone well.
Oh, why didn't you say?
You did say you wanted to spend more time just the two of us.
Yes, Jase. As a couple, not a hostage.
- Well... - [guests cheering]
[sighs]
Still, it's nice to see everyone again. Eh?
We really should have asked Karen to watch the kids, you know?
I mean, God knows what they're getting up to.
[TV presenter] ...but the Mona Lisa was never simply a commission.
Feet down.
Leonardo carried the painting with him for years,
reworking it long after he had left Florence.
[people speaking Italian on TV]
Right, it's ten o'clock. Let's go.
[chattering on TV]
Should I wear trousers? Do you think they'll recognize my legs?
Nik, I don't think I'd recognize your legs. Let's go.
Oh, that's sad.
[chuckles] Sunglasses are a less good disguise for you, aren't they? [chuckles]
'Cause they cover less of your face than a person with a normal-sized head.
- [chuckles] - Okay. Let's go.
Yes.
Nikki. Come on.
Wait, wait, wait, Jase.
He's just about to tell her...
[speaks Italian]
[in English] Oh, see. Aw.
- Right. There we go. - [stammers] Okay. Oh.
[shushes]
- [door slams] - [shushes]
[suspenseful music playing]
[music stops]
[crickets chirping]
[music continues]
This seems like it would be beautiful. If we could see it.
Yeah. It's so lovely to be somewhere as gorgeous
as I expect this place to be.
Such great Tuscan colors.
- Mmm. - Probably.
Oh, God.
[sighs] I really want to go for a swim.
- [Jason] Yeah. - [sighs]
We haven't got our swimsuits though, have we?
No.
[owl hooting]
Oh, I love the sound of owls.
Do you think we should get an owl? Or is that just a bit of holiday thinking?
Uh, see how you feel on the plane, hey?
[chuckles]
- Look at us, hmm? - Hmm.
Just a normal couple on a lovely weekend break.
- [Claire] Laurie. Laurie. - [gasps]
Laurie, don't do this.
[Laurie] I have a right to an opinion, Claire.
[Claire] Look, no, now you're just picking an argument to displace anxiety.
- [Laurie] This is important. - [Claire] The way I eat soup?
- [Laurie] Yeah. You slurp it. - Go!
It was hot. And I was just cooling it down as I ate.
Oh, my God, yeah. Because this is you all over, isn't it?
You rush things. Soup. Weddings.
[Claire] Okay, let's not panic.
We knew this was gonna happen.
This is why we brought the fidget spinner.
Oh, my God.
Why is it whenever you're worrying about something you're being responsible,
but whenever I worry about something, "Oh, it's just her, yeah, yeah, yeah.
She's panicking. Let's just give her the fidget spinner"?
Because I'm worrying if there's a fridge in the hotel for your aunt's insulin,
and you worry about the way I eat soup.
Well, why make me do a rehearsal dinner if you don't welcome feedback?
Don't you d... Don't you dare say that I don't tak...
I don't take feedback?
What about the seat covers? Huh?
I sent you a link. And you appro... You approved of the blue and white stripes.
[Laurie] I thought they would be wider stripes!
Oh, my God. Wow.
[sighs]
- [whispers] Jase! Jase! - [grunts]
[Laurie] Too busy talking to that woman!
- [Jason] Oh. - [Claire] She was having a panic attack.
- [Laurie] Yeah, well, so was I. - Crazy.
[Laurie] Basically.
I can't always. All right? I can't do that...
I wrote your vows.
- [Jason] It's been 35 minutes. - [Claire] You decide.
How long do lesbians argue for?
Well, there's no man to say, "Fine, whatever" and walk away, is there?
I just heard Claire tell Laurie
that she didn't feel seen at that lunch in 2011...
[Nikki] Hmm.
...and Laurie knew exactly what she was talking about.
It's two women, Jase.
No one's forgotten a single thing
that's happened in their whole entire relationship.
Get comfortable.
[chattering]
- Nik? - Hmm?
Have you ever had sex on a sun lounger? By a pool generator?
Yeah.
Oh.
[guest inhaling, exhaling]
[Jason gasping]
- [whispering] Hey. - [groans]
[inhaling, exhaling continues]
[gasps]
[speaks Italian]
Look, let's just maybe go and eat in the room again.
No, Jase, I cannot eat another meal in that room like I'm under house arrest.
- I feel like the WikiLeaks guy. - [Jason sighs]
Oh, my gosh. Look at that menu.
- Italian cloud eggs. - What? [smacking lips]
[shushes] Mascarpone Florentine frittata.
[gasps] Cannoli.
Right, last one's gone. Coast is clear. Let's go.
Can we have... [mutters]
Oh, I'm so sorry. The restaurant is closed now.
- You're joking? - What?
- All food is gone. - [sighs]
Have you not got anything we can eat?
[sighs]
Please.
[knife scraping]
Ah.
- Nik? - Mmm. Hmm?
Why are those people staring at us? They keep poi... they're pointing.
Yeah. No, they think we're famous.
- What? Why? - Mm-hmm.
Because we're always wearing our disguises
and we only leave the room when no one else is around.
Who do they think we are?
- They think you're Seth Rogen. - Seth Rogen?
Yeah, I heard them giggling and telling the other one.
Hi, ladies.
- Jase. - What?
- Who do they think you are then? - Your publicist.
- Ah. - Which, actually, I don't mind.
I reckon Seth Rogen's publicist is probably a pretty impressive person.
- Yeah. You've done well there, actually. - [chuckles]
Ooh. [chuckles]
Your head is a lot bigger in real life.
- [Nikki] Mmm. - Yep. I get that a lot, actually.
[chuckles]
- [rock music playing on TV] - [phone buzzes]
- [Nikki] Oh, hello. It's only us. - [Jason] Hiya.
We're just checking in again.
How is everything? Everything okay?
- Yeah, fine. - Is he fixating?
Oh, my God. You're fixating.
- He's absolutely fine. - [doorbell rings]
Gotta go. Have fun avoiding your friends.
- [Nikki] All right, okay. Bye, love you-- - [Jason] Bye!
Are you busy? I need to move out of the warehouse.
What? Why?
God, they put the rent up.
Can we use your car? 'Cause I can't drive here.
Or Spain. But they check here, so...
[stammers] Okay. I mean, yeah.
I could come, maybe, come around later this week?
- No, I've got to move out today. - Today?
Yeah, it won't take long. I'm totally packed.
[sighs] Yeah, okay, um... [sucks teeth]
Wait, I just need to... Yeah, okay. Yeah. Let me get my keys.
Um... [stammers] I'm near... I'm nearly totally packed.
If you've got any boxes, bring 'em, yeah?
And tape!
And plastic bags!
Tyler, I've got to go out. Kat's asked me to help her with something.
- You're just playing this, yeah? - Yeah.
Okay, don't go weird!
[narrator] Before the dinosaurs, there were jellyfish.
The oldest multi-organ animal on Earth...
- [sighs] This is ridiculous. - Hmm.
Come on, let's get out of here. Please.
Where? The nunnery?
[Jason] We'll be safe there. Why?
Because everyone's gonna be here, getting ready for the wedding.
Hmm.
Look, it's that, or we fill the basin with water and watch it drain again.
You choose.
- Come on! - All right.
[groans] I'm so sorry you have to leave this place. You liked it here.
Yeah. It's all about the money for these people.
Really? I thought it was like an artist collective.
Yeah, but they're all in the pockets of Big Art or whatever.
[sighs]
I know it's hard, but, um,
I just want to say I'm-I'm really grateful that you're, like,
trying and everything. [inhales sharply]
It's been really nice having you here.
How's Tyler doing with his breakup?
Oh, yeah. He's fine.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
[narrator] Jellyfish move alone, guided by currents.
But as those currents converge, others join.
A great gathering moving as one.
As the sea loosens its hold, they are pulled apart again,
and the jellyfish drifts on... alone.
[chuckles] Where was... Where was this?
- That's Hampstead Heath. - [chuckles]
I used to push you round there when you were little.
- And you'd throw bread at the ducks. - To?
No. Definitely at.
What was I like when I was little?
[Kat] Scary.
I bought you these dolls
and you used to pull all the arms and legs off them.
So angry.
- Why was I like that? - [chuckles] I don't know.
Why did you call me "Princess"?
Old East End thing. Everyone was Princess back in the day.
Middle class people didn't want to adopt someone called that.
Anyone who doesn't like you for you isn't worth having in your life.
I still don't totally understand why you left.
If I'm honest, I'm still trying to understand it myself.
Did you think about us?
[Kat] All the time.
I had loads more photos back in Spain,
but I had to throw them away 'cause I couldn't fit them in my suitcase.
I hate leaving things behind.
[melancholy music plays]
[gentle guitar music plays]
[Jason] Okay, let's try and have a nice day. How bad can a nunnery be?
Oh, yeah, really fun. That's why there's one at Disneyland.
- [speaking Italian] - Thank you.
[speaking Italian]
- [in English] Hey, miss! Don't touch. - Don't. Don't that.
[speaks Italian]
[in English] Sorry.
[speaks Italian]
No, no.
[Nikki laughing]
[speaking Italian]
Yeah.
Can we just go? This is so boring.
- Quick, Nik, run away! - [tour guide, in English] Hey.
[Nikki laughing]
Come on. Let's go for a drink.
- [speaking Italian] - Hello. [laughing]
[Jason] Mmm.
[Nikki] Mmm.
- [music stops] - [line ringing]
All right, no answer from Princess.
They're both clearly dead. We should have got Karen to watch them.
Why don't you try not thinking about them for a little while?
- Give it a go. - Mmm.
Oh, no, no, no. No, it feels like falling.
All right, tell you what.
Let me think about them for a bit so you can stop. How about that?
- Oh, really? - Yeah.
- You promise? - Shall I start now?
- Yes. - One, two, three. [grunts]
Oh, that's so nice.
God, is this what it's like for other people?
Keep going.
Okay, that period of reflection has led to a realization...
[sighs] Wow, that certainly bore results quickly.
[chuckles] I've been doing it all wrong.
I've been waiting for everything to fall apart.
Maybe Princess is more emotionally mature than I realized.
- I think all kids are now. - Mmm.
Seventeen is the new 30.
And actually 40 is the new 30, so we're basically the same age.
Sure, yeah.
Mmm, I need to stop being so cynical.
I need to learn that sometimes things work out.
Hmm.
Can I worry about anything for you?
[clicks tongue] Uh, well, you could worry about college for a bit.
Oh.
I don't know if I'm a social worker, Nik.
I think maybe I've got the energy to help people that I love.
But I don't think I can do it for everyone else.
Well... What would you do?
Could be a taxi driver again, I suppose.
I think I need to learn that maybe sometimes things don't work out.
I don't know. I don't know.
Wait. So our epiphany is that we both suck?
Yeah, but sucking's okay.
[chuckles]
I mean, look at our view.
Looks exactly the same to us as it does to a couple of winners.
- Mmm. - [speaks Italian]
Mmm. [giggles]
Mmm.
All right, is this new place far?
Because I need to get back to Tyler and make sure he's okay.
Poor Tyler.
Hold on.
What are you doing?
Looking for a new flat.
What?
You're only just looking now?
Yeah, why?
How have you not sorted this already?
Well, I've only just lost my job and moved out.
Oh, my God.
Mum, this is really stressful! What happened to your job?
Well, it just didn't work out.
But it was going really well!
[scoffs] Do you know how long things have to go well
before they actually turn into something?
Things never go right for long enough for me.
We had a plan, Mum.
I just can't see that place. The one at the end of the plan.
That's for people with different lives.
[inhales sharply] Cool.
So, what, you're just gonna sleep in the car?
I haven't thought that far ahead.
It's tonight!
[stammers, chuckles] Something will turn up, all right?
It always does. It's fine.
[Princess sighs]
[Claire crying, sniffling]
Sorry, excuse me. Um, what's happening?
Bride has gone. [speaks Italian]
She's dead?
Oh, no. No, no. Gone.
[speaks Italian]
- [in English] No one can find. - Oh, my God.
I know.
[crying]
Oh, that's so awful.
Oh, you know. Knocked Up was a long shoot, but you become a family, don't you?
For God's sake, Jason--
I've got fond memories. Nice to meet you, mate.
Yeah, what?
Laurie's disappeared. She's done a runner.
What do you mean? Where's she gone?
Good question, Jase. Problem solved.
We're in a hotel on a hilltop. Where could she possibly hide?
- Yep. She's there. - Yeah?
Um, what shall we do? You're gonna tell the waitress or...
Jase, she looks so sad.
[Jason] She does actually.
[clicks tongue, sighs] Oh, this is ridiculous.
- Laurie? - Laurie?
- [gasps, chuckles] - Huh?
Jason? [stammers] What? Wait, Nikki? What are you doing here?
Did you know...
You know what it is?
- Ah, okay. - Okay.
Right, you remember when you showed the pictures of this place?
- The hotel. Yeah. - You show... You put it on the group?
I was like, ah, that looks really amazing.
And we have ended up booking it on the exact same date as your wedding!
Exact same date! [chuckles]
What? That's so crazy!
- Yeah. Mental, mental. - It's really crazy.
- I'm so sorry we didn't invite you guys. - Yeah.
It's just costs were ballooning, so it's just a-a small group.
And an osteopath.
What was that, Nikki?
[stammers] Such, um, an old stone path.
- Oh, what a beautiful old stone path. - Gorgeous.
- Is it stone? - That's a bit of stone, I reckon.
- I think that is stone. - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Crazy paving.
You all right? Hmm?
Think there's some people looking for you.
Yeah.
- What's going on? - [sighs]
[groans, sighs]
I was sure about us when it was just Laurie and Claire hanging out.
Now people are flying in.
[sighs] It's serious.
[Jason, Nikki] Yeah.
It's the rest of my life.
And that is the last naked woman I'm ever gonna see.
Well, we've been married eight years...
- Eight years, yeah. - ...yeah.
I reckon I've seen about 30 naked women in that time.
- Have you? - Yeah, one way or another.
Yeah, I'm averaging about four a year.
- Right. - If you take, um,
art exhibitions, French beaches.
Oh, I recently, accidentally, walked into the female changing room at yoga.
I mean, that was eight of the 30 to be fair.
Right. I don't think we're really getting into the heart of the problem here.
No, no, no. No, no, no. No,
- that is helping quite a bit actually. - Yeah?
Maybe, it was just an idea.
When we say it out loud, it's just gonna evaporate.
[swallows] And now there's aunties involved.
Maybe, um, don't think about it as spending the rest of your life with her.
Yeah.
Think about not spending your life with her.
And how does that make you feel?
- I don't know. It feels awful. - There you go.
[sighs]
I think the real question is...
do you want to hang out with her tomorrow?
Yeah, I do.
Well, then go and do that.
And then just keep doing that, the next day and the next.
[exhales]
- You okay? - Yeah.
- Yeah? - [Jason] Yeah, you're all right.
- Yeah. - [Jason] Yeah.
Come on, then. Come on.
- Four a year? - Four a year, yeah.
Although, you know,
you can go into female changing rooms whenever you like, can't you?
So it's gonna be more for you.
- Hell yeah. - That's true. Huh.
["Is Love Enough?" playing]
[no audible dialogue]
[sighs]
[speaking Italian]
[both] We should have got Karen to watch the kids.
- Yeah. [sighs] - [sighs]