1 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:09,635 I mean, this is unbelievable. Look at this. It's like... 2 00:00:10,135 --> 00:00:12,638 This bag won't close. You've got too much stuff in here. 3 00:00:13,639 --> 00:00:15,973 Why are we flying with SpeedyJet? 4 00:00:15,974 --> 00:00:18,893 You know one of their planes slid off a runway last month. 5 00:00:18,894 --> 00:00:22,605 Hey, is it because they serve those mini pretzels on board that you like? 6 00:00:22,606 --> 00:00:25,525 It was one factor. Yes. Yeah. But not the only one. 7 00:00:25,526 --> 00:00:27,944 Are you sure we shouldn't have got Karen to watch the kids? 8 00:00:27,945 --> 00:00:30,238 I've been watching Tyler my whole life. Seriously? 9 00:00:30,239 --> 00:00:33,241 No, I know, but Barbara's just dumped him and he doesn't deal well with loss. 10 00:00:33,242 --> 00:00:35,076 When he loses one thing, he obsesses over another. 11 00:00:35,077 --> 00:00:36,244 Yeah, we don't want another 12 00:00:36,245 --> 00:00:40,081 loses-his-favorite-spoon-then-gets- obsessed-by-volcanoes situation, do we? 13 00:00:40,082 --> 00:00:41,916 It's fine. I know the signs. 14 00:00:41,917 --> 00:00:43,501 Just don't let him fixate. 15 00:00:43,502 --> 00:00:45,670 Show me the invite. Maybe we don't need all that stuff. 16 00:00:45,671 --> 00:00:48,798 Maybe it's like a, I don't know, a barefoot, boho chic kind of wedding. 17 00:00:48,799 --> 00:00:50,341 No, I thought you had the invite? 18 00:00:50,342 --> 00:00:51,634 Why would I have it? Laurie's your friend. 19 00:00:51,635 --> 00:00:53,052 You picked it up when it come through the post. 20 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:55,054 - Oh, so it came through the post? - Must have done, yeah. 21 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:56,347 So you've seen it? 22 00:00:56,348 --> 00:00:58,391 - You said to me you'd seen it. - I haven't seen it. 23 00:00:58,392 --> 00:00:59,518 Hey? 24 00:01:00,435 --> 00:01:04,729 Jason. Are you 100% sure that we've actually been invited to this wedding? 25 00:01:04,730 --> 00:01:07,441 Hey, Tyler! Come here! It's worth your time! 26 00:01:07,442 --> 00:01:09,068 Don't be daft. Of course we've been in-invited. 27 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:11,572 So you remember her actually saying, "Please come to the wedding"? 28 00:01:12,739 --> 00:01:15,616 Yeah, she said, she w... she w... she went, 29 00:01:15,617 --> 00:01:19,120 "Oh, look at this amazing wedding venue that we're... we're gonna use." 30 00:01:19,121 --> 00:01:22,540 And then she put loads of pictures of it, up on... on the uni group. 31 00:01:22,541 --> 00:01:24,584 - Show me the message. - Yeah. I got it. I got it. 32 00:01:24,585 --> 00:01:27,378 There it is. Yeah, see? Right. 33 00:01:27,379 --> 00:01:28,754 Tyler! Seriously, you're missing it! 34 00:01:28,755 --> 00:01:31,383 No, Jase. I think she was just telling you about it. 35 00:01:32,426 --> 00:01:35,094 Why would you book a hotel to a thing that we haven't even been invited to? 36 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:36,762 Well, I just assumed we would be invited... 37 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:37,847 Oh, my God. 38 00:01:37,848 --> 00:01:40,016 ...and I wanted to get in there early before all the cheap rooms went. 39 00:01:40,017 --> 00:01:43,811 I mean, some of them are 400 quid a pop. My instincts just kicked in. Bloody hell. 40 00:01:43,812 --> 00:01:45,897 Great, so we have booked a holiday in Tuscany 41 00:01:45,898 --> 00:01:48,566 to the venue of a wedding that we haven't even been invited to. 42 00:01:48,567 --> 00:01:49,859 Amazing. 43 00:01:49,860 --> 00:01:52,029 Well, we're not gonna get our money back now, are we? 44 00:01:53,780 --> 00:01:54,906 Well, we should still go, eh? 45 00:01:54,907 --> 00:01:56,866 No! I'm not gate-crashing a wedding, Jase. 46 00:01:56,867 --> 00:01:58,951 We won't see them. We'll be out and about doing our thing. 47 00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:01,205 I bet San... San Chimento's a big place, no? 48 00:02:03,207 --> 00:02:04,208 I mea... 49 00:02:04,833 --> 00:02:06,584 Well, yeah, it must just be a small wedding. 50 00:02:06,585 --> 00:02:08,585 - Yeah. - Hopefully we don't run into anyone. 51 00:02:08,586 --> 00:02:11,380 If we haven't been invited, it's probably just close family. 52 00:02:11,381 --> 00:02:12,590 Exactly. 53 00:02:12,591 --> 00:02:14,050 And we do need to spend some time together, 54 00:02:14,051 --> 00:02:15,134 just the two of us, don't we? 55 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:17,095 - There you go. - Rude. 56 00:02:19,556 --> 00:02:21,349 Yeah. All right, yeah. Let's do it, let's go. 57 00:02:21,350 --> 00:02:22,517 What? 58 00:02:22,518 --> 00:02:25,520 If I move some of these bloody wedding clothes out the bag, 59 00:02:25,521 --> 00:02:26,896 these'll close up lovely. 60 00:02:26,897 --> 00:02:28,231 I mean, let's be honest. 61 00:02:28,232 --> 00:02:30,691 The wedding is the worst part of a destination wedding anyway, isn't it? 62 00:02:30,692 --> 00:02:32,026 - Yeah. - Oh, did you get them a present? 63 00:02:32,027 --> 00:02:33,236 - I bloody did. - Yes. 64 00:02:33,237 --> 00:02:34,403 - And I'll tell you what. - No. 65 00:02:34,404 --> 00:02:36,030 - They're not getting that now. - They're bloody not. 66 00:02:36,031 --> 00:02:39,283 All right. So, we are one napkin set up and we haven't got to go to a wedding. 67 00:02:39,284 --> 00:02:40,409 Come on! 68 00:02:40,410 --> 00:02:42,495 - Things are looking up. - Yes. All right. 69 00:02:42,496 --> 00:02:43,705 Totally worth it. 70 00:02:44,373 --> 00:02:46,875 Won't this do up. Tyler. Get on my back. 71 00:03:07,980 --> 00:03:09,814 Can I have your mini pretzels when they come round? 72 00:03:09,815 --> 00:03:11,149 - Yes. Yes. - Yeah. 73 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:14,861 - Excuse me, do you like mini pretzels? - Jason. 74 00:03:14,862 --> 00:03:16,779 Well, they come with the oregano baked in, don't they? 75 00:03:16,780 --> 00:03:18,197 They're lovely. You can't get them anywhere else. 76 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:19,907 - Will you be quiet? - Trust me, I've... I've tried. 77 00:03:19,908 --> 00:03:20,992 Trying to read the thing. 78 00:03:20,993 --> 00:03:23,202 What, has that changed since the last time you flew? 79 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:24,996 They update it regularly. 80 00:03:24,997 --> 00:03:28,584 And it varies depending on the airline and plane type. So... 81 00:03:30,752 --> 00:03:33,045 'Cause if you don't like them, can you still get them? 'Cause then I'll-- 82 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:35,631 Will you stop asking people for their mini pretzels? 83 00:03:35,632 --> 00:03:36,800 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 84 00:03:37,968 --> 00:03:39,970 Oh. Finally, I'm bursting. 85 00:03:41,597 --> 00:03:44,224 As I said, still get them. And I'll... I'll... I'll take them off your hands. 86 00:03:47,436 --> 00:03:50,271 The brides! Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 87 00:03:50,272 --> 00:03:52,023 - They're on the plane. - Who are? 88 00:03:52,024 --> 00:03:53,566 - Claire and Laurie. - What? 89 00:03:53,567 --> 00:03:55,067 Five flights a day and they're on this one. 90 00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:56,987 - Where are they? - No, don't look! 91 00:03:59,406 --> 00:04:00,907 - All right, put this on. - What? 92 00:04:00,908 --> 00:04:02,575 - Hide. - Huh? 93 00:04:02,576 --> 00:04:04,578 Mini pretzels at all? 94 00:04:07,039 --> 00:04:08,539 - Would you like tea or coffee? - No. 95 00:04:08,540 --> 00:04:09,624 No, thank you. 96 00:04:09,625 --> 00:04:12,085 - Any mini pretzels for you? - Yes, please. 97 00:04:12,753 --> 00:04:14,922 No, thank you. Sorry. Thank you. 98 00:04:17,673 --> 00:04:19,009 You want coffee or tea? 99 00:04:28,977 --> 00:04:30,229 They've landed. 100 00:04:51,166 --> 00:04:53,751 Do you know there are over 2,000 different types of jellyfish? 101 00:04:53,752 --> 00:04:54,753 Nope. 102 00:05:18,986 --> 00:05:21,571 Well, we're not blending into the crowd here, are we? 103 00:05:21,572 --> 00:05:24,615 No. I mean, this is one of the most peaceful places on Earth. 104 00:05:24,616 --> 00:05:26,325 - Oh, yeah. - We've had an absolute nightmare. 105 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:29,996 Right, come on, quick. Let's get in. I saw the others getting in a taxi behind us. 106 00:05:29,997 --> 00:05:31,664 - Thank you! - Bye! 107 00:05:31,665 --> 00:05:32,749 Bye! 108 00:05:34,042 --> 00:05:37,004 So, the restaurant serves a contemporary Italian cuisine... 109 00:05:37,629 --> 00:05:39,463 - Nice. - ...using local, seasonal ingredients. 110 00:05:39,464 --> 00:05:40,840 Quite open plan though, innit? 111 00:05:40,841 --> 00:05:43,509 Yeah. No, that is quite open. We're very visible there. 112 00:05:43,510 --> 00:05:44,803 Do you have any booths? 113 00:05:46,263 --> 00:05:47,346 Booths? 114 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:48,848 It's all right, we'll get room service, shall we? 115 00:05:48,849 --> 00:05:50,641 - Yeah. Room service, yeah. - Yeah. Yeah, room service. 116 00:05:50,642 --> 00:05:52,101 Okay. 117 00:05:52,102 --> 00:05:53,687 - Here are your keys. And-- - Thank you. 118 00:05:54,563 --> 00:05:55,938 Oh, my God. 119 00:05:55,939 --> 00:05:57,941 This looks even better than the photos. 120 00:05:59,067 --> 00:06:01,444 It's Laurie and Claire. I can hear them. I can hear them. 121 00:06:01,445 --> 00:06:02,945 - Quick. Go. - Okay. 122 00:06:02,946 --> 00:06:04,572 - Thank you. Come on. - Thank you. 123 00:06:04,573 --> 00:06:05,782 Hurry up. Hurry up. 124 00:06:08,827 --> 00:06:11,412 It's so nice. 125 00:06:11,413 --> 00:06:13,332 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You're here. 126 00:06:17,127 --> 00:06:18,544 Oh, what? 127 00:06:18,545 --> 00:06:21,131 The whole gang from uni's turned up. 128 00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:26,553 Beth. Abby. Tiz. Jakey? 129 00:06:27,262 --> 00:06:29,013 What the... Why is Jakey here then? 130 00:06:29,014 --> 00:06:31,558 - Jason. Come on. - Jakey's racist. 131 00:06:33,060 --> 00:06:34,352 Quick. 132 00:06:34,353 --> 00:06:36,854 Come on. That's our room! It's there. 133 00:06:36,855 --> 00:06:38,273 - Go, go, go, go. - Yes. 134 00:06:40,442 --> 00:06:41,735 Get the door closed! 135 00:06:53,330 --> 00:06:55,165 They're all on the terrace having a drink. 136 00:06:56,208 --> 00:06:57,500 Yeah. 137 00:06:57,501 --> 00:06:58,836 It looks brilliant. 138 00:07:00,295 --> 00:07:01,879 Looks like Abby's not drinking. 139 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:03,465 You don't think she's pregnant, do you? 140 00:07:04,299 --> 00:07:05,926 Has Nico got a new girlfriend? 141 00:07:07,135 --> 00:07:09,054 Well, what's happened to Jess? I liked Jess. 142 00:07:10,013 --> 00:07:11,014 Bloody hell. 143 00:07:11,598 --> 00:07:13,516 I really thought me and Laurie were close. 144 00:07:13,517 --> 00:07:15,977 I even helped her come out to her parents by pretending we were dating, 145 00:07:15,978 --> 00:07:18,230 so they'd be relieved when they found out she was gay. 146 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:21,482 - What are you watching? - Omicidio a Roma. 147 00:07:21,483 --> 00:07:23,109 You don't speak Italian though, Nik. 148 00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:24,861 Yeah, but it's the only film on the hotel TV, Jase. 149 00:07:24,862 --> 00:07:26,821 It's either that or the window of sadness. 150 00:07:26,822 --> 00:07:29,282 Oh, my God. Is that Patricia? 151 00:07:29,283 --> 00:07:30,825 Patricia got the invite and not us? 152 00:07:30,826 --> 00:07:33,327 That's her osteopath, Nik. I recommended her. 153 00:07:33,328 --> 00:07:36,163 Her osteopath is enjoying all that, while we're stuck in here? 154 00:07:36,164 --> 00:07:37,624 Unbelievable. Patricia? 155 00:07:38,584 --> 00:07:41,919 Anyway, look, I've worked out a schedule for our stay. 156 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:45,464 We nip out for a bit of fresh air between 6:00 a.m. and 6:30 a.m., 157 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:48,843 then we just chill in the room between 6:30 a.m. and 10:00 p.m. 158 00:07:48,844 --> 00:07:51,053 Then after that, we nip out for a bit of a walk on the terrace. 159 00:07:51,054 --> 00:07:52,181 After it gets dark. 160 00:07:52,764 --> 00:07:54,182 Are you kidding me? 161 00:07:54,183 --> 00:07:56,017 Or... No, actually... actually... 162 00:07:56,018 --> 00:07:58,645 I just saw here that there is a tour of a local nunnery. 163 00:07:59,646 --> 00:08:02,440 Hang on, reserve your judgment. It's still got its original stone well. 164 00:08:02,441 --> 00:08:04,026 Oh, why didn't you say? 165 00:08:05,402 --> 00:08:07,737 You did say you wanted to spend more time just the two of us. 166 00:08:07,738 --> 00:08:09,822 Yes, Jase. As a couple, not a hostage. 167 00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:11,116 Well... 168 00:08:16,121 --> 00:08:19,208 Still, it's nice to see everyone again. Eh? 169 00:08:22,294 --> 00:08:24,963 We really should have asked Karen to watch the kids, you know? 170 00:08:26,173 --> 00:08:28,091 I mean, God knows what they're getting up to. 171 00:08:28,675 --> 00:08:31,719 ...but the Mona Lisa was never simply a commission. 172 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:32,803 Feet down. 173 00:08:32,804 --> 00:08:34,889 Leonardo carried the painting with him for years, 174 00:08:34,890 --> 00:08:37,267 reworking it long after he had left Florence. 175 00:08:46,693 --> 00:08:48,570 Right, it's ten o'clock. Let's go. 176 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:54,283 Should I wear trousers? Do you think they'll recognize my legs? 177 00:08:54,284 --> 00:08:56,577 Nik, I don't think I'd recognize your legs. Let's go. 178 00:08:56,578 --> 00:08:58,205 Oh, that's sad. 179 00:09:00,207 --> 00:09:02,542 Sunglasses are a less good disguise for you, aren't they? 180 00:09:02,543 --> 00:09:05,295 'Cause they cover less of your face than a person with a normal-sized head. 181 00:09:06,421 --> 00:09:07,755 Okay. Let's go. 182 00:09:07,756 --> 00:09:09,132 Yes. 183 00:09:14,680 --> 00:09:15,805 Nikki. Come on. 184 00:09:15,806 --> 00:09:17,098 Wait, wait, wait, Jase. 185 00:09:17,099 --> 00:09:18,141 He's just about to tell her... 186 00:09:25,107 --> 00:09:26,108 Oh, see. 187 00:09:26,733 --> 00:09:28,735 - Right. There we go. - Okay. 188 00:10:03,854 --> 00:10:07,690 This seems like it would be beautiful. If we could see it. 189 00:10:07,691 --> 00:10:11,736 Yeah. It's so lovely to be somewhere as gorgeous 190 00:10:11,737 --> 00:10:13,572 as I expect this place to be. 191 00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:16,116 Such great Tuscan colors. 192 00:10:17,075 --> 00:10:18,076 Probably. 193 00:10:19,786 --> 00:10:20,996 Oh, God. 194 00:10:23,040 --> 00:10:25,291 I really want to go for a swim. 195 00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:26,418 Yeah. 196 00:10:26,919 --> 00:10:29,086 We haven't got our swimsuits though, have we? 197 00:10:29,087 --> 00:10:30,088 No. 198 00:10:37,221 --> 00:10:39,097 Oh, I love the sound of owls. 199 00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:45,187 Do you think we should get an owl? Or is that just a bit of holiday thinking? 200 00:10:46,355 --> 00:10:47,940 See how you feel on the plane, hey? 201 00:10:49,191 --> 00:10:50,942 Look at us, hmm? 202 00:10:50,943 --> 00:10:54,196 Just a normal couple on a lovely weekend break. 203 00:10:55,072 --> 00:10:57,658 Laurie. Laurie. 204 00:10:59,117 --> 00:11:00,618 Laurie, don't do this. 205 00:11:00,619 --> 00:11:03,120 I have a right to an opinion, Claire. 206 00:11:03,121 --> 00:11:06,082 Look, no, now you're just picking an argument to displace anxiety. 207 00:11:06,083 --> 00:11:07,959 - This is important. - The way I eat soup? 208 00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:09,293 - Yeah. You slurp it. - Go! 209 00:11:09,294 --> 00:11:11,838 It was hot. And I was just cooling it down as I ate. 210 00:11:11,839 --> 00:11:14,173 Oh, my God, yeah. Because this is you all over, isn't it? 211 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:16,759 You rush things. Soup. Weddings. 212 00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:18,052 Okay, let's not panic. 213 00:11:18,053 --> 00:11:19,387 We knew this was gonna happen. 214 00:11:19,388 --> 00:11:20,847 This is why we brought the fidget spinner. 215 00:11:20,848 --> 00:11:22,014 Oh, my God. 216 00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:24,767 Why is it whenever you're worrying about something you're being responsible, 217 00:11:24,768 --> 00:11:27,103 but whenever I worry about something, "Oh, it's just her, yeah, yeah, yeah. 218 00:11:27,104 --> 00:11:28,646 She's panicking. Let's just give her the fidget spinner"? 219 00:11:28,647 --> 00:11:31,649 Because I'm worrying if there's a fridge in the hotel for your aunt's insulin, 220 00:11:31,650 --> 00:11:33,067 and you worry about the way I eat soup. 221 00:11:33,068 --> 00:11:35,695 Well, why make me do a rehearsal dinner if you don't welcome feedback? 222 00:11:35,696 --> 00:11:38,030 Don't you d... Don't you dare say that I don't tak... 223 00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:39,156 I don't take feedback? 224 00:11:39,157 --> 00:11:40,576 What about the seat covers? Huh? 225 00:11:41,118 --> 00:11:45,204 I sent you a link. And you appro... You approved of the blue and white stripes. 226 00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:47,957 I thought they would be wider stripes! 227 00:11:47,958 --> 00:11:49,251 Oh, my God. Wow. 228 00:11:52,921 --> 00:11:55,132 Jase! Jase! 229 00:11:57,801 --> 00:11:59,261 Too busy talking to that woman! 230 00:11:59,887 --> 00:12:02,306 She was having a panic attack. 231 00:12:02,848 --> 00:12:04,265 - Yeah, well, so was I. - Crazy. 232 00:12:04,266 --> 00:12:05,475 Basically. 233 00:12:08,854 --> 00:12:13,192 I can't always. All right? I can't do that... 234 00:12:13,859 --> 00:12:15,026 I wrote your vows. 235 00:12:15,027 --> 00:12:17,028 - It's been 35 minutes. - You decide. 236 00:12:17,029 --> 00:12:19,031 How long do lesbians argue for? 237 00:12:19,990 --> 00:12:23,160 Well, there's no man to say, "Fine, whatever" and walk away, is there? 238 00:12:23,827 --> 00:12:25,745 I just heard Claire tell Laurie 239 00:12:25,746 --> 00:12:28,498 that she didn't feel seen at that lunch in 2011, 240 00:12:29,041 --> 00:12:31,250 and Laurie knew exactly what she was talking about. 241 00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:32,335 It's two women, Jase. 242 00:12:32,336 --> 00:12:33,544 No one's forgotten a single thing 243 00:12:33,545 --> 00:12:35,880 that's happened in their whole entire relationship. 244 00:12:35,881 --> 00:12:36,882 Get comfortable. 245 00:12:40,552 --> 00:12:41,637 Nik? 246 00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:45,140 Have you ever had sex on a sun lounger? By a pool generator? 247 00:12:46,517 --> 00:12:47,518 Yeah. 248 00:13:05,577 --> 00:13:06,620 Hey. 249 00:13:35,524 --> 00:13:38,776 Look, let's just maybe go and eat in the room again. 250 00:13:38,777 --> 00:13:42,531 No, Jase, I cannot eat another meal in that room like I'm under house arrest. 251 00:13:43,907 --> 00:13:45,409 I feel like the WikiLeaks guy. 252 00:13:47,661 --> 00:13:49,955 Oh, my gosh. Look at that menu. 253 00:13:50,539 --> 00:13:52,583 {\an8}- Italian cloud eggs. - What? 254 00:13:53,917 --> 00:13:56,253 Mascarpone Florentine frittata. 255 00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:58,588 Cannoli. 256 00:13:58,589 --> 00:14:01,091 Right, last one's gone. Coast is clear. Let's go. 257 00:14:05,971 --> 00:14:07,054 Can we have... 258 00:14:07,055 --> 00:14:09,390 Oh, I'm so sorry. The restaurant is closed now. 259 00:14:09,391 --> 00:14:10,892 - You're joking? - What? 260 00:14:10,893 --> 00:14:12,143 All food is gone. 261 00:14:12,144 --> 00:14:13,812 Have you not got anything we can eat? 262 00:14:15,981 --> 00:14:17,357 Please. 263 00:14:29,828 --> 00:14:31,078 Nik? 264 00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:33,498 Why are those people staring at us? They keep poi... they're pointing. 265 00:14:34,291 --> 00:14:36,042 Yeah. No, they think we're famous. 266 00:14:36,043 --> 00:14:37,293 What? Why? 267 00:14:37,294 --> 00:14:38,794 Because we're always wearing our disguises 268 00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:40,671 and we only leave the room when no one else is around. 269 00:14:40,672 --> 00:14:41,839 Who do they think we are? 270 00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:44,050 - They think you're Seth Rogen. - Seth Rogen? 271 00:14:44,051 --> 00:14:46,470 Yeah, I heard them giggling and telling the other one. 272 00:14:47,012 --> 00:14:48,013 Hi, ladies. 273 00:14:49,097 --> 00:14:50,349 - Jase. - What? 274 00:14:51,475 --> 00:14:53,351 - Who do they think you are then? - Your publicist. 275 00:14:53,352 --> 00:14:55,937 Which, actually, I don't mind. 276 00:14:55,938 --> 00:14:59,524 I reckon Seth Rogen's publicist is probably a pretty impressive person. 277 00:14:59,525 --> 00:15:01,193 Yeah. You've done well there, actually. 278 00:15:04,363 --> 00:15:05,947 Your head is a lot bigger in real life. 279 00:15:05,948 --> 00:15:07,950 Yep. I get that a lot, actually. 280 00:15:17,292 --> 00:15:19,043 - Oh, hello. It's only us. - Hiya. 281 00:15:19,044 --> 00:15:20,879 We're just checking in again. 282 00:15:21,547 --> 00:15:23,297 How is everything? Everything okay? 283 00:15:23,298 --> 00:15:25,341 - Yeah, fine. - Is he fixating? 284 00:15:25,342 --> 00:15:27,009 Oh, my God. You're fixating. 285 00:15:27,010 --> 00:15:28,595 He's absolutely fine. 286 00:15:29,346 --> 00:15:31,722 Gotta go. Have fun avoiding your friends. 287 00:15:31,723 --> 00:15:33,559 - All right, okay. Bye, love you-- - Bye! 288 00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:38,604 Are you busy? I need to move out of the warehouse. 289 00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:39,689 What? Why? 290 00:15:39,690 --> 00:15:41,190 God, they put the rent up. 291 00:15:41,191 --> 00:15:43,318 Can we use your car? 'Cause I can't drive here. 292 00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:46,822 Or Spain. But they check here, so... 293 00:15:47,573 --> 00:15:48,990 Okay. I mean, yeah. 294 00:15:48,991 --> 00:15:50,825 I could come, maybe, come around later this week? 295 00:15:50,826 --> 00:15:52,869 - No, I've got to move out today. - Today? 296 00:15:52,870 --> 00:15:54,705 Yeah, it won't take long. I'm totally packed. 297 00:15:55,497 --> 00:15:56,999 Yeah, okay... 298 00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:02,087 Wait, I just need to... Yeah, okay. Yeah. Let me get my keys. 299 00:16:03,088 --> 00:16:04,506 I'm near... I'm nearly totally packed. 300 00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:07,968 If you've got any boxes, bring 'em, yeah? 301 00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:11,805 And tape! 302 00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:14,891 And plastic bags! 303 00:16:14,892 --> 00:16:18,936 Tyler, I've got to go out. Kat's asked me to help her with something. 304 00:16:18,937 --> 00:16:20,563 - You're just playing this, yeah? - Yeah. 305 00:16:20,564 --> 00:16:21,607 Okay, don't go weird! 306 00:16:34,620 --> 00:16:37,496 Before the dinosaurs, there were jellyfish. 307 00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:40,167 The oldest multi-organ animal on Earth... 308 00:16:43,629 --> 00:16:44,795 This is ridiculous. 309 00:16:44,796 --> 00:16:46,297 Come on, let's get out of here. Please. 310 00:16:46,298 --> 00:16:49,258 Where? The nunnery? 311 00:16:49,259 --> 00:16:50,593 We'll be safe there. Why? 312 00:16:50,594 --> 00:16:52,554 Because everyone's gonna be here, getting ready for the wedding. 313 00:16:53,305 --> 00:16:56,390 Look, it's that, or we fill the basin with water and watch it drain again. 314 00:16:56,391 --> 00:16:57,392 You choose. 315 00:16:58,310 --> 00:16:59,811 - Come on! - All right. 316 00:17:02,147 --> 00:17:04,815 I'm so sorry you have to leave this place. You liked it here. 317 00:17:04,816 --> 00:17:07,068 Yeah. It's all about the money for these people. 318 00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:09,694 Really? I thought it was like an artist collective. 319 00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:12,532 Yeah, but they're all in the pockets of Big Art or whatever. 320 00:17:15,577 --> 00:17:16,994 I know it's hard, but 321 00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:21,414 I just want to say I'm really grateful that you're, like, 322 00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:23,167 trying and everything. 323 00:17:24,545 --> 00:17:25,963 It's been really nice having you here. 324 00:17:29,132 --> 00:17:31,009 How's Tyler doing with his breakup? 325 00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:33,094 Oh, yeah. He's fine. 326 00:17:33,095 --> 00:17:34,179 - Yeah? - Yeah. 327 00:17:35,013 --> 00:17:38,432 Jellyfish move alone, guided by currents. 328 00:17:38,433 --> 00:17:41,477 But as those currents converge, others join. 329 00:17:41,478 --> 00:17:43,730 A great gathering moving as one. 330 00:17:44,314 --> 00:17:47,775 As the sea loosens its hold, they are pulled apart again, 331 00:17:47,776 --> 00:17:50,487 and the jellyfish drifts on... alone. 332 00:17:52,614 --> 00:17:54,907 Where was... Where was this? 333 00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:56,325 That's Hampstead Heath. 334 00:17:56,326 --> 00:17:58,035 I used to push you round there when you were little. 335 00:17:58,036 --> 00:18:00,454 - And you'd throw bread at the ducks. - To? 336 00:18:00,455 --> 00:18:01,957 No. Definitely at. 337 00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:04,584 What was I like when I was little? 338 00:18:04,585 --> 00:18:05,668 Scary. 339 00:18:05,669 --> 00:18:06,836 I bought you these dolls 340 00:18:06,837 --> 00:18:09,130 and you used to pull all the arms and legs off them. 341 00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:10,715 So angry. 342 00:18:10,716 --> 00:18:12,926 - Why was I like that? - I don't know. 343 00:18:14,303 --> 00:18:16,053 Why did you call me "Princess"? 344 00:18:16,054 --> 00:18:19,015 Old East End thing. Everyone was Princess back in the day. 345 00:18:19,016 --> 00:18:22,018 Middle class people didn't want to adopt someone called that. 346 00:18:22,019 --> 00:18:24,730 Anyone who doesn't like you for you isn't worth having in your life. 347 00:18:25,981 --> 00:18:28,232 I still don't totally understand why you left. 348 00:18:28,233 --> 00:18:30,694 If I'm honest, I'm still trying to understand it myself. 349 00:18:31,403 --> 00:18:32,653 Did you think about us? 350 00:18:32,654 --> 00:18:33,739 All the time. 351 00:18:38,911 --> 00:18:40,828 I had loads more photos back in Spain, 352 00:18:40,829 --> 00:18:43,957 but I had to throw them away 'cause I couldn't fit them in my suitcase. 353 00:18:44,458 --> 00:18:46,293 I hate leaving things behind. 354 00:19:00,307 --> 00:19:02,934 Okay, let's try and have a nice day. How bad can a nunnery be? 355 00:19:02,935 --> 00:19:05,479 Oh, yeah, really fun. That's why there's one at Disneyland. 356 00:19:07,940 --> 00:19:09,024 Thank you. 357 00:19:16,573 --> 00:19:18,909 - Hey, miss! Don't touch. - Don't. Don't that. 358 00:19:21,954 --> 00:19:22,955 Sorry. 359 00:19:28,043 --> 00:19:29,211 No, no. 360 00:19:34,758 --> 00:19:35,759 Yeah. 361 00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:41,764 Can we just go? This is so boring. 362 00:19:41,765 --> 00:19:43,976 - Quick, Nik, run away! - Hey. 363 00:19:47,938 --> 00:19:50,023 Come on. Let's go for a drink. 364 00:19:51,108 --> 00:19:52,109 Hello. 365 00:20:09,710 --> 00:20:11,460 All right, no answer from Princess. 366 00:20:11,461 --> 00:20:15,131 They're both clearly dead. We should have got Karen to watch them. 367 00:20:15,132 --> 00:20:18,719 Why don't you try not thinking about them for a little while? 368 00:20:19,344 --> 00:20:20,429 Give it a go. 369 00:20:23,265 --> 00:20:25,600 Oh, no, no, no. No, it feels like falling. 370 00:20:25,601 --> 00:20:26,684 All right, tell you what. 371 00:20:26,685 --> 00:20:29,437 Let me think about them for a bit so you can stop. How about that? 372 00:20:29,438 --> 00:20:30,605 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 373 00:20:30,606 --> 00:20:32,064 - You promise? - Shall I start now? 374 00:20:32,065 --> 00:20:33,734 - Yes. - One, two, three. 375 00:20:40,115 --> 00:20:42,201 Oh, that's so nice. 376 00:20:44,077 --> 00:20:46,079 God, is this what it's like for other people? 377 00:20:47,247 --> 00:20:48,373 Keep going. 378 00:20:53,795 --> 00:20:58,425 Okay, that period of reflection has led to a realization... 379 00:20:59,176 --> 00:21:01,011 Wow, that certainly bore results quickly. 380 00:21:02,679 --> 00:21:04,097 I've been doing it all wrong. 381 00:21:06,183 --> 00:21:08,143 I've been waiting for everything to fall apart. 382 00:21:09,186 --> 00:21:12,731 Maybe Princess is more emotionally mature than I realized. 383 00:21:13,815 --> 00:21:15,150 I think all kids are now. 384 00:21:16,610 --> 00:21:18,612 Seventeen is the new 30. 385 00:21:19,154 --> 00:21:22,281 And actually 40 is the new 30, so we're basically the same age. 386 00:21:22,282 --> 00:21:23,534 Sure, yeah. 387 00:21:24,910 --> 00:21:26,328 I need to stop being so cynical. 388 00:21:28,288 --> 00:21:31,333 I need to learn that sometimes things work out. 389 00:21:34,837 --> 00:21:36,296 Can I worry about anything for you? 390 00:21:38,632 --> 00:21:42,052 Well, you could worry about college for a bit. 391 00:21:43,887 --> 00:21:46,014 I don't know if I'm a social worker, Nik. 392 00:21:46,890 --> 00:21:50,018 I think maybe I've got the energy to help people that I love. 393 00:21:51,687 --> 00:21:53,438 But I don't think I can do it for everyone else. 394 00:21:55,607 --> 00:21:58,317 Well... What would you do? 395 00:21:58,318 --> 00:22:00,153 Could be a taxi driver again, I suppose. 396 00:22:01,697 --> 00:22:07,286 I think I need to learn that maybe sometimes things don't work out. 397 00:22:09,538 --> 00:22:12,040 I don't know. I don't know. 398 00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:15,919 Wait. So our epiphany is that we both suck? 399 00:22:16,795 --> 00:22:17,963 Yeah, but sucking's okay. 400 00:22:19,339 --> 00:22:20,423 I mean, look at our view. 401 00:22:20,424 --> 00:22:23,427 Looks exactly the same to us as it does to a couple of winners. 402 00:22:35,314 --> 00:22:37,398 All right, is this new place far? 403 00:22:37,399 --> 00:22:39,525 Because I need to get back to Tyler and make sure he's okay. 404 00:22:39,526 --> 00:22:40,569 Poor Tyler. 405 00:22:41,236 --> 00:22:42,237 Hold on. 406 00:22:50,621 --> 00:22:51,704 What are you doing? 407 00:22:51,705 --> 00:22:53,289 Looking for a new flat. 408 00:22:53,290 --> 00:22:54,374 What? 409 00:22:55,334 --> 00:22:56,667 You're only just looking now? 410 00:22:56,668 --> 00:22:57,752 Yeah, why? 411 00:22:57,753 --> 00:23:00,087 How have you not sorted this already? 412 00:23:00,088 --> 00:23:02,256 Well, I've only just lost my job and moved out. 413 00:23:02,257 --> 00:23:03,716 Oh, my God. 414 00:23:03,717 --> 00:23:07,179 Mum, this is really stressful! What happened to your job? 415 00:23:07,679 --> 00:23:09,096 Well, it just didn't work out. 416 00:23:09,097 --> 00:23:10,681 But it was going really well! 417 00:23:10,682 --> 00:23:12,391 Do you know how long things have to go well 418 00:23:12,392 --> 00:23:14,352 before they actually turn into something? 419 00:23:14,353 --> 00:23:16,979 Things never go right for long enough for me. 420 00:23:16,980 --> 00:23:18,064 We had a plan, Mum. 421 00:23:18,065 --> 00:23:21,442 I just can't see that place. The one at the end of the plan. 422 00:23:21,443 --> 00:23:23,612 That's for people with different lives. 423 00:23:24,196 --> 00:23:25,197 Cool. 424 00:23:25,822 --> 00:23:28,324 So, what, you're just gonna sleep in the car? 425 00:23:28,325 --> 00:23:29,742 I haven't thought that far ahead. 426 00:23:29,743 --> 00:23:31,078 It's tonight! 427 00:23:31,995 --> 00:23:34,080 Something will turn up, all right? 428 00:23:34,081 --> 00:23:36,083 It always does. It's fine. 429 00:23:55,185 --> 00:23:57,645 Sorry, excuse me. What's happening? 430 00:23:57,646 --> 00:23:59,147 Bride has gone. 431 00:23:59,898 --> 00:24:01,232 She's dead? 432 00:24:01,233 --> 00:24:03,318 Oh, no. No, no. Gone. 433 00:24:04,611 --> 00:24:06,904 - No one can find. - Oh, my God. 434 00:24:06,905 --> 00:24:07,948 I know. 435 00:24:10,284 --> 00:24:12,119 Oh, that's so awful. 436 00:24:13,996 --> 00:24:17,331 Oh, you know. Knocked Up was a long shoot, but you become a family, don't you? 437 00:24:17,332 --> 00:24:18,708 For God's sake, Jason-- 438 00:24:18,709 --> 00:24:20,084 I've got fond memories. Nice to meet you, mate. 439 00:24:20,085 --> 00:24:21,419 Yeah, what? 440 00:24:21,420 --> 00:24:23,921 Laurie's disappeared. She's done a runner. 441 00:24:23,922 --> 00:24:25,548 What do you mean? Where's she gone? 442 00:24:25,549 --> 00:24:26,924 Good question, Jase. Problem solved. 443 00:24:26,925 --> 00:24:30,762 We're in a hotel on a hilltop. Where could she possibly hide? 444 00:24:50,157 --> 00:24:51,325 - Yep. She's there. - Yeah? 445 00:24:52,284 --> 00:24:54,453 What shall we do? You're gonna tell the waitress or... 446 00:24:55,245 --> 00:24:57,247 Jase, she looks so sad. 447 00:24:58,290 --> 00:24:59,458 She does actually. 448 00:25:02,127 --> 00:25:03,212 Oh, this is ridiculous. 449 00:25:07,424 --> 00:25:08,842 - Laurie? - Laurie? 450 00:25:11,678 --> 00:25:14,805 Jason? What? Wait, Nikki? What are you doing here? 451 00:25:14,806 --> 00:25:15,891 Did you know... 452 00:25:17,684 --> 00:25:18,727 You know what it is? 453 00:25:19,978 --> 00:25:21,062 - Okay. - Okay. 454 00:25:21,063 --> 00:25:23,689 Right, you remember when you showed the pictures of this place? 455 00:25:23,690 --> 00:25:26,359 - The hotel. Yeah. - You show... You put it on the group? 456 00:25:26,360 --> 00:25:27,902 I was like that looks really amazing. 457 00:25:27,903 --> 00:25:30,404 And we have ended up booking it on the exact same date as your wedding! 458 00:25:30,405 --> 00:25:31,489 Exact same date! 459 00:25:31,490 --> 00:25:33,157 What? That's so crazy! 460 00:25:33,158 --> 00:25:35,244 - Yeah. Mental, mental. - It's really crazy. 461 00:25:39,456 --> 00:25:42,291 - I'm so sorry we didn't invite you guys. - Yeah. 462 00:25:42,292 --> 00:25:46,462 It's just costs were ballooning, so it's just a small group. 463 00:25:46,463 --> 00:25:48,047 And an osteopath. 464 00:25:48,048 --> 00:25:49,383 What was that, Nikki? 465 00:25:50,133 --> 00:25:54,220 Such an old stone path. 466 00:25:54,221 --> 00:25:56,722 - Oh, what a beautiful old stone path. - Gorgeous. 467 00:25:56,723 --> 00:25:58,474 - Is it stone? - That's a bit of stone, I reckon. 468 00:25:58,475 --> 00:25:59,476 I think that is stone. 469 00:25:59,977 --> 00:26:01,019 Crazy paving. 470 00:26:03,564 --> 00:26:04,773 You all right? 471 00:26:05,816 --> 00:26:07,191 Think there's some people looking for you. 472 00:26:07,192 --> 00:26:08,235 Yeah. 473 00:26:11,738 --> 00:26:12,906 What's going on? 474 00:26:21,623 --> 00:26:26,253 I was sure about us when it was just Laurie and Claire hanging out. 475 00:26:28,005 --> 00:26:29,590 Now people are flying in. 476 00:26:32,342 --> 00:26:33,509 It's serious. 477 00:26:33,510 --> 00:26:34,635 Yeah. 478 00:26:34,636 --> 00:26:36,054 It's the rest of my life. 479 00:26:37,598 --> 00:26:40,267 And that is the last naked woman I'm ever gonna see. 480 00:26:41,310 --> 00:26:44,061 Well, we've been married eight years... 481 00:26:44,062 --> 00:26:45,313 - Eight years, yeah. - ...yeah. 482 00:26:45,314 --> 00:26:47,565 I reckon I've seen about 30 naked women in that time. 483 00:26:47,566 --> 00:26:49,192 - Have you? - Yeah, one way or another. 484 00:26:49,193 --> 00:26:51,944 Yeah, I'm averaging about four a year. 485 00:26:51,945 --> 00:26:53,155 - Right. - If you take 486 00:26:53,822 --> 00:26:56,116 art exhibitions, French beaches. 487 00:26:56,617 --> 00:27:00,036 Oh, I recently, accidentally, walked into the female changing room at yoga. 488 00:27:00,037 --> 00:27:01,954 I mean, that was eight of the 30 to be fair. 489 00:27:01,955 --> 00:27:04,290 Right. I don't think we're really getting into the heart of the problem here. 490 00:27:04,291 --> 00:27:06,042 No, no, no. No, no, no. No, 491 00:27:06,043 --> 00:27:08,045 - that is helping quite a bit actually. - Yeah? 492 00:27:10,547 --> 00:27:12,049 Maybe, it was just an idea. 493 00:27:13,050 --> 00:27:15,469 When we say it out loud, it's just gonna evaporate. 494 00:27:17,679 --> 00:27:19,181 And now there's aunties involved. 495 00:27:22,100 --> 00:27:27,605 Maybe don't think about it as spending the rest of your life with her. 496 00:27:27,606 --> 00:27:28,856 Yeah. 497 00:27:28,857 --> 00:27:30,859 Think about not spending your life with her. 498 00:27:31,735 --> 00:27:33,362 And how does that make you feel? 499 00:27:34,446 --> 00:27:36,698 - I don't know. It feels awful. - There you go. 500 00:27:37,908 --> 00:27:39,660 I think the real question is... 501 00:27:41,662 --> 00:27:43,247 do you want to hang out with her tomorrow? 502 00:27:43,956 --> 00:27:45,122 Yeah, I do. 503 00:27:45,123 --> 00:27:46,708 Well, then go and do that. 504 00:27:48,168 --> 00:27:52,214 And then just keep doing that, the next day and the next. 505 00:28:02,182 --> 00:28:03,683 - You okay? - Yeah. 506 00:28:03,684 --> 00:28:04,934 - Yeah? - Yeah, you're all right. 507 00:28:04,935 --> 00:28:06,018 - Yeah. - Yeah. 508 00:28:06,019 --> 00:28:07,104 Come on, then. Come on. 509 00:28:11,817 --> 00:28:13,651 - Four a year? - Four a year, yeah. 510 00:28:13,652 --> 00:28:14,735 Although, you know, 511 00:28:14,736 --> 00:28:16,821 you can go into female changing rooms whenever you like, can't you? 512 00:28:16,822 --> 00:28:17,906 So it's gonna be more for you. 513 00:28:18,407 --> 00:28:21,451 - Hell yeah. - That's true. Huh. 514 00:29:57,506 --> 00:29:59,549 We should have got Karen to watch the kids. 515 00:29:59,550 --> 00:30:00,551 Yeah.