1 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:13,013 Hey. 2 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:16,015 Jason. 3 00:00:18,268 --> 00:00:19,269 Jason. 4 00:00:20,270 --> 00:00:21,522 Jason. 5 00:00:23,232 --> 00:00:24,608 Are you awake? 6 00:00:25,108 --> 00:00:26,485 - What? - No, I… 7 00:00:26,568 --> 00:00:27,569 I'm just… I'm off. 8 00:00:29,196 --> 00:00:31,281 Just wanted to see you before I went to work. 9 00:00:31,365 --> 00:00:33,659 Why? You see me all the time. 10 00:00:35,077 --> 00:00:36,119 Okay, I'll let you sleep. 11 00:00:36,203 --> 00:00:37,871 Yeah. I'm gonna sleep. 12 00:00:40,958 --> 00:00:43,544 We're going through the latest sales data at work today. 13 00:00:44,628 --> 00:00:46,421 Honduras is up by 18%. 14 00:00:46,922 --> 00:00:48,215 Honduras was my idea. 15 00:00:48,298 --> 00:00:49,299 Is that good? 16 00:00:49,383 --> 00:00:51,051 Yes, I told you. 17 00:00:51,552 --> 00:00:54,263 It's really hard to get people holidaying there. 18 00:00:54,346 --> 00:00:55,597 So many murders. 19 00:00:55,681 --> 00:00:57,015 - Yay. That's grand. - Yay. 20 00:01:03,981 --> 00:01:06,984 I really hate these early starts with my new job. 21 00:01:08,026 --> 00:01:10,070 I miss my mornings with you all. 22 00:01:11,446 --> 00:01:14,199 Do you think the kids would agree to getting up an hour earlier? 23 00:01:14,283 --> 00:01:16,118 I don't see that gaining traction, no. 24 00:01:16,201 --> 00:01:18,912 It's just that now that Kat's around, I think it's really important 25 00:01:18,996 --> 00:01:21,748 that we show Princess and Tyler that we're a strong family unit. 26 00:01:21,832 --> 00:01:22,958 Look, we discussed this. 27 00:01:23,750 --> 00:01:25,794 Let's try not to worry about things until we have to. 28 00:01:25,878 --> 00:01:27,254 - Yeah? - Okay. 29 00:01:32,509 --> 00:01:33,635 Can we have pizza night tonight? 30 00:01:33,719 --> 00:01:35,596 - Just the four of us? We love pizza. - Nik… Okay. 31 00:01:35,679 --> 00:01:37,389 - That I think I can swing, yeah. - Okay, great. 32 00:01:37,472 --> 00:01:39,183 - I'll let you sleep now. - Bye. 33 00:02:17,513 --> 00:02:18,931 Why are you still rowing? 34 00:02:19,014 --> 00:02:21,308 Well, I can't turn up in America with tiny arms. 35 00:02:21,892 --> 00:02:24,394 I need arms that look like they've rowed the Atlantic. 36 00:02:25,229 --> 00:02:26,480 - Here you are. - Thank you. 37 00:02:26,563 --> 00:02:28,106 Protein shake and scrambled egg powder. 38 00:02:28,190 --> 00:02:30,108 I'll have it in about 15. 39 00:02:30,192 --> 00:02:31,735 I only covered a mile today. 40 00:02:31,818 --> 00:02:33,320 But you've been rowing for hours. 41 00:02:33,403 --> 00:02:35,072 A strong headwind blew me back. 42 00:02:35,906 --> 00:02:37,491 - What wind? - There's a strong wind 43 00:02:37,574 --> 00:02:40,869 right where I'm meant to be. Just clear of the Azores. 44 00:02:41,537 --> 00:02:43,330 But, Scott, you're not there. 45 00:02:43,413 --> 00:02:44,456 I know. 46 00:02:44,540 --> 00:02:45,832 I just feel better about lying 47 00:02:45,916 --> 00:02:48,544 if I've rowed the Atlantic as realistically as possible. 48 00:02:50,379 --> 00:02:51,380 Who's that? 49 00:02:51,922 --> 00:02:52,923 I forgot to cancel Nadya. 50 00:02:53,006 --> 00:02:55,717 Right, stay here or she'll see you. 51 00:02:56,969 --> 00:02:58,345 Row quietly. 52 00:02:58,428 --> 00:02:59,805 Hello? 53 00:03:03,058 --> 00:03:04,268 Hi, Nadya. 54 00:03:04,351 --> 00:03:06,603 It's okay. We don't need any cleaning today. 55 00:03:06,687 --> 00:03:08,188 Why? My cleaning is not good? 56 00:03:08,272 --> 00:03:10,732 I'm… cleaning this week. 57 00:03:12,609 --> 00:03:14,987 You make joke like Viktor Koklyushkin. 58 00:03:15,070 --> 00:03:17,406 - I don't know who that is. - He's a funny man. 59 00:03:17,489 --> 00:03:19,658 Makes satire on government. 60 00:03:19,741 --> 00:03:21,159 Rest in peace. 61 00:03:22,411 --> 00:03:23,829 It's Stevie. 62 00:03:23,912 --> 00:03:25,080 She's ill. 63 00:03:25,163 --> 00:03:26,415 My little potato? 64 00:03:26,999 --> 00:03:28,125 Stevie… 65 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:29,793 She's infectious. 66 00:03:29,877 --> 00:03:31,295 I don't care. I go to her. 67 00:03:31,378 --> 00:03:33,380 Stevie, I make you ice bath. 68 00:03:33,463 --> 00:03:34,840 She's asleep. 69 00:03:34,923 --> 00:03:36,800 The Hoover, it'll wake her up. 70 00:03:36,884 --> 00:03:38,844 I pick up the dirt with my hands. 71 00:03:38,927 --> 00:03:40,971 No, Nadya. It is fine. 72 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:42,931 And we will call you when she's better. 73 00:03:44,099 --> 00:03:45,100 You still pay me? 74 00:03:46,643 --> 00:03:48,312 Yes, we'll still pay you. 75 00:03:49,271 --> 00:03:50,272 Okay. 76 00:03:58,697 --> 00:04:00,574 Why does everyone label their food? 77 00:04:01,283 --> 00:04:02,409 Tahini. 78 00:04:02,993 --> 00:04:04,786 I'm not gonna steal your tahini. 79 00:04:04,870 --> 00:04:06,496 There's exclamation marks. 80 00:04:07,497 --> 00:04:08,665 Still can't get over Honduras. 81 00:04:08,749 --> 00:04:10,250 It's amazing work. 82 00:04:10,918 --> 00:04:11,919 Thank you. 83 00:04:12,836 --> 00:04:14,213 Just a small bump. 84 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:15,923 No, it's great. 85 00:04:16,005 --> 00:04:17,673 So many murders. 86 00:04:19,551 --> 00:04:21,595 We just called the cities "bustling." 87 00:04:21,678 --> 00:04:24,056 Apparently that means "a lot of murders" in the industry. 88 00:04:24,598 --> 00:04:27,309 To be fair, the Mayan Ruins are incredible. 89 00:04:28,018 --> 00:04:29,019 You-- You've been? 90 00:04:29,978 --> 00:04:34,733 I rebuilt an old Jeep in Mexico and drove through Central America. 91 00:04:34,816 --> 00:04:36,610 - That's impressive. - I'll show you. 92 00:04:40,989 --> 00:04:42,115 Who's that? 93 00:04:42,866 --> 00:04:45,285 - Chantico. - Chantico. 94 00:04:45,369 --> 00:04:48,330 I adopted him as a puppy in Belize and he came with me. 95 00:04:49,498 --> 00:04:51,834 Don't you just wanna rub your face all up in his face? 96 00:04:51,917 --> 00:04:53,293 Totally. 97 00:04:58,632 --> 00:04:59,633 Totally. 98 00:05:01,844 --> 00:05:06,056 Okay, this is Des? Des? Yeah? 99 00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:08,517 Okay. That doesn't feel like a name, but fine. 100 00:05:09,142 --> 00:05:10,561 He is from pest control. 101 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:12,020 Apparently we've got mice. 102 00:05:12,688 --> 00:05:15,065 Yeah, I don't know why. I think it has something to do with 103 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:17,860 the 1,000 pastries a day the women in this office eat… 104 00:05:19,236 --> 00:05:20,612 without a plate. 105 00:05:21,196 --> 00:05:22,656 Women do love their pastries. 106 00:05:23,365 --> 00:05:25,075 All right, Des, focus on the mice. 107 00:05:28,871 --> 00:05:29,872 What you gonna do? 108 00:05:30,539 --> 00:05:31,832 SnapCore9X. 109 00:05:31,915 --> 00:05:33,584 Mouse goes in, eats the poison… 110 00:05:34,543 --> 00:05:35,752 explodes. 111 00:05:36,420 --> 00:05:38,714 So you can't just… just move them on somewhere? 112 00:05:38,797 --> 00:05:40,382 You know, just relocate them? 113 00:05:40,465 --> 00:05:42,384 It's just more cost-effective to explode them. 114 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:44,720 Yeah, no. That-That does make sense. 115 00:05:53,979 --> 00:05:55,772 - Hi. - All right? 116 00:05:55,856 --> 00:05:57,524 Are you coming to the mixer tonight, Mr. Ross? 117 00:05:57,608 --> 00:05:59,443 Again, it's Jason. 118 00:05:59,526 --> 00:06:00,944 It's not Mr. Ross. 119 00:06:01,028 --> 00:06:03,697 And no. What mixer? I've not been invited to a mixer. 120 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:06,366 - It's posted on the group WhatsApp. - Well, I had to mute that. 121 00:06:06,450 --> 00:06:08,535 Pinging every five minutes, doing my head in. 122 00:06:08,619 --> 00:06:12,372 Okay, next time we'll put a little card in the newsagents' window for ya. 123 00:06:12,456 --> 00:06:14,333 Also, we just assume that you have to stay at home 124 00:06:14,416 --> 00:06:16,084 and stare out the window at the suspicious cars 125 00:06:16,168 --> 00:06:17,461 - parked in the neighborhood. - Right. 126 00:06:17,544 --> 00:06:18,545 Come if you wanna come. 127 00:06:18,629 --> 00:06:22,341 Just don't be all old and dress up smart or bring potato salad or anything. 128 00:06:22,424 --> 00:06:24,051 Right. Are these jokes gonna last all year? 129 00:06:24,134 --> 00:06:25,302 - If you do, yeah. - Yeah? 130 00:06:26,053 --> 00:06:27,638 So, we've got "Theories and Models" now? 131 00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:31,642 No, this is "Approaches and Methods." "Theories and Models" was Tuesday. 132 00:06:31,725 --> 00:06:32,935 I thought it was Tuesday. 133 00:06:33,018 --> 00:06:34,603 Do you not have your days written on your pillbox? 134 00:06:34,686 --> 00:06:37,064 Okay, they're trailing off in quality now, just so you know. 135 00:06:54,623 --> 00:06:56,500 The SnapCore9X. 136 00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:58,752 The most lethal mousetrap on the market. 137 00:06:59,336 --> 00:07:00,379 Attract. 138 00:07:03,298 --> 00:07:04,383 Trap. 139 00:07:06,176 --> 00:07:07,177 Destroy. 140 00:07:09,221 --> 00:07:11,431 SnapCore9X. 141 00:07:26,196 --> 00:07:29,366 How can I be a cleaner, Scott? 142 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:32,995 Yeah, every item of clothing I own is designer. 143 00:07:33,579 --> 00:07:35,539 You can't even dry-clean this top. 144 00:07:35,622 --> 00:07:37,624 If it gets dirty, you just have to throw it away. 145 00:07:39,042 --> 00:07:40,502 What are you doing? 146 00:07:40,586 --> 00:07:41,920 Was just layering up a self-tan. 147 00:07:42,004 --> 00:07:44,631 - For God's sake. - I'm gonna need a rower's tan 148 00:07:44,715 --> 00:07:48,302 and dropped a few shades from hiding in the basement. 149 00:07:49,219 --> 00:07:50,304 Hang on. 150 00:07:50,387 --> 00:07:53,015 Is that my Célique hydrating self-tanning face cream? 151 00:07:53,891 --> 00:07:55,767 For the backs of your legs? 152 00:07:57,269 --> 00:07:59,188 That is £200 a pot! 153 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:01,064 Give it to me! 154 00:08:02,691 --> 00:08:05,068 Do not go and use the new pot in the bathroom, 155 00:08:05,152 --> 00:08:06,361 because I've just bought it. 156 00:08:09,198 --> 00:08:10,782 Is this the new pot from the bathroom? 157 00:08:11,408 --> 00:08:12,701 Nope. 158 00:08:37,808 --> 00:08:38,809 Get back here! 159 00:08:42,898 --> 00:08:43,899 Hi! 160 00:08:46,735 --> 00:08:48,362 How was everyone's days? 161 00:08:50,197 --> 00:08:51,281 Princess? 162 00:08:52,074 --> 00:08:53,534 Yeah? Oh, yeah, it was fine. 163 00:08:53,617 --> 00:08:54,618 - Yeah? - Yeah. 164 00:08:55,744 --> 00:08:56,995 What did you do? 165 00:08:57,079 --> 00:08:59,540 Know what? It's all covered on my social media. 166 00:08:59,623 --> 00:09:01,333 It's probably quicker to just check on there. 167 00:09:02,334 --> 00:09:03,502 Got it. 168 00:09:03,585 --> 00:09:06,713 All right. Well, who's excited for pizza night? 169 00:09:07,923 --> 00:09:10,425 Tyler, do you wanna have a little choose of your pizza? 170 00:09:10,509 --> 00:09:11,844 I'm going to Barbara's for dinner. 171 00:09:11,927 --> 00:09:13,345 Oh, my God. Can you tell him? 172 00:09:13,428 --> 00:09:14,429 It's ridiculous. 173 00:09:14,513 --> 00:09:16,807 - Barbara. - It's her name. 174 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:17,891 Yours is Princess. 175 00:09:17,975 --> 00:09:20,060 All right, guys. Thank you very much. 176 00:09:20,644 --> 00:09:22,479 Has she not got a nickname or a middle name that we could use? 177 00:09:22,563 --> 00:09:24,439 - No. - 'Cause I-I'm thinking Babs. 178 00:09:24,523 --> 00:09:25,732 - Jase. No. - Way worse. 179 00:09:25,816 --> 00:09:28,193 All right then. Well, we're all gonna have to adapt, aren't we? 180 00:09:28,277 --> 00:09:29,444 It's ridiculous. 181 00:09:29,528 --> 00:09:31,363 It's not ridiculous. Babs is ridiculous. 182 00:09:31,446 --> 00:09:33,115 - Princess is ridiculous. - What about you? 183 00:09:33,198 --> 00:09:34,700 Little… Veggie supreme. That looks nice. 184 00:09:34,783 --> 00:09:38,161 Oh, no, sorry. I'm going to Mum's to help her decorate her new place. 185 00:09:38,245 --> 00:09:40,330 She found this amazing warehouse community. 186 00:09:40,998 --> 00:09:41,999 What's that? 187 00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:44,126 Just like a place for creative people 188 00:09:44,209 --> 00:09:47,254 and then also noncreative people who are going through a divorce 189 00:09:47,337 --> 00:09:49,381 to, like, come together and live as one community. 190 00:09:49,464 --> 00:09:50,924 - Very nice. - Yeah. 191 00:09:51,425 --> 00:09:53,510 - Actually, probably gonna go now. - Right. Okay. Yeah. 192 00:09:53,594 --> 00:09:55,679 - Well, enjoy. - Bye. 193 00:09:55,762 --> 00:09:57,306 - Bye. - Bye-bye. Bye. 194 00:09:58,557 --> 00:10:00,225 Did you not tell them about the plan? 195 00:10:00,309 --> 00:10:02,561 I'm sorry. Look, what could you do? They had arrangements. 196 00:10:02,644 --> 00:10:03,645 Jase, this is how it starts. 197 00:10:03,729 --> 00:10:05,606 - This is how we lose her. - Well, I don't know, Nik. 198 00:10:05,689 --> 00:10:07,524 One minute you're worried about Kat leaving. 199 00:10:07,608 --> 00:10:08,942 Now you're worried about her staying. 200 00:10:09,026 --> 00:10:10,527 'Kay. Fine. 201 00:10:11,695 --> 00:10:13,280 Fine. Go on. Choose your pizza. 202 00:10:16,408 --> 00:10:17,409 What? 203 00:10:17,492 --> 00:10:19,203 There's a mixer at college tonight. 204 00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:20,454 I told you about it. 205 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:23,040 - Did you? - It's been on the calendar for ages. 206 00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:24,166 - Has it? - Yeah. 207 00:10:25,834 --> 00:10:26,835 Y-Yeah. 208 00:10:26,919 --> 00:10:28,879 I've gotta go. I'm gonna cycle there. 209 00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:30,547 - Okay. - I won't be back late, all right? 210 00:10:30,631 --> 00:10:32,174 - Okay. Okay. - I love you. I'm sorry. 211 00:10:32,257 --> 00:10:34,092 - All right. See you, darling. Bye-bye. - Okay. Bye. 212 00:10:34,176 --> 00:10:36,136 - Love you. Be careful. - Bye. All right. 213 00:10:51,193 --> 00:10:52,861 Unbelievable! 214 00:11:23,475 --> 00:11:24,726 Hi, Mr. Ross. 215 00:11:24,810 --> 00:11:25,811 Call me Jason. 216 00:11:25,894 --> 00:11:27,729 What's this? 217 00:11:27,813 --> 00:11:29,189 I was looking forward to a big night. 218 00:11:29,273 --> 00:11:31,233 It is big. There's a jigsaw race. 219 00:11:31,316 --> 00:11:35,153 A jigsaw race is not a big night, okay? 220 00:11:35,237 --> 00:11:36,405 - You all right? - Here you are. 221 00:11:38,115 --> 00:11:39,241 No. I'm not security. 222 00:11:39,324 --> 00:11:41,243 - No, I'm just… - All right. 223 00:11:43,537 --> 00:11:45,205 Well, what is a big night? 224 00:11:45,289 --> 00:11:46,623 I don't know. Like a noughties night. 225 00:11:46,707 --> 00:11:49,126 You know, like aggressive drinking and dancing 226 00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:51,420 and a fight and a kebab on the way home. You see… 227 00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:54,339 No. Again, no, I'm-I'm not security. 228 00:11:54,423 --> 00:11:56,300 I'm a student. I know. It's just… 229 00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:58,385 It's just 'cause I'm wearing this. I cycled in. 230 00:11:58,468 --> 00:12:00,220 - You don't even have a helmet. - Helmet. 231 00:12:00,304 --> 00:12:01,680 What is wrong with your generation? 232 00:12:01,763 --> 00:12:04,474 Wear helmets, go to the doctors, use sunscreen. 233 00:12:04,558 --> 00:12:06,143 Look after yourself, for God's sake. 234 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:08,020 Yeah, whatever. Hang on, lads. Let's have a look. 235 00:12:09,354 --> 00:12:10,898 Yeah, all right. Crack on. Have a good one. 236 00:12:10,981 --> 00:12:12,566 Come on, youse lot. 237 00:12:12,649 --> 00:12:14,651 Let's have a proper night. Who's up for shots? 238 00:12:15,277 --> 00:12:16,278 - Okay. - Sure. 239 00:12:16,361 --> 00:12:17,654 Come on! 240 00:12:17,738 --> 00:12:21,074 I'll have a wheatgrass shot, a ginger shot and a turmeric shot. 241 00:12:21,575 --> 00:12:22,784 And a pint of Stella. 242 00:12:22,868 --> 00:12:24,161 - All right. - Ta. 243 00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:26,330 Yes! I found another corner piece. 244 00:12:29,291 --> 00:12:30,667 God. 245 00:12:30,751 --> 00:12:33,212 It seems Pierce has his pick of the litter. 246 00:12:33,295 --> 00:12:38,425 But first, it looks like Carl's back is against the wall while Jenna and Mel… 247 00:12:55,025 --> 00:12:56,026 Come on, guys. 248 00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:58,070 Let's go out properly, huh? 249 00:12:58,153 --> 00:12:59,613 I wanted to get home early tonight. 250 00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:01,323 Come on. Your gratitude journal can wait. 251 00:13:01,406 --> 00:13:03,867 And honestly, what is the point of having a gratitude journal 252 00:13:03,951 --> 00:13:06,620 if you're not gonna experience the life that you say you're grateful for? 253 00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:08,789 It's not my gratitude journal actually. 254 00:13:09,915 --> 00:13:10,916 It's my sleep journal. 255 00:13:11,667 --> 00:13:12,793 And I'm seeing real benefits. 256 00:13:12,876 --> 00:13:14,127 Look, I don't wanna generalize, 257 00:13:14,211 --> 00:13:16,630 but every single one of your generation is a narcissist. 258 00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:18,590 Why? Because we practice self-care? 259 00:13:18,674 --> 00:13:20,592 Exactly. It's obscene. 260 00:13:21,093 --> 00:13:22,678 And you're no fun. Well, how can you be fun 261 00:13:22,761 --> 00:13:24,847 when you're treating your body like a temple? 262 00:13:24,930 --> 00:13:27,099 Let me tell you, your body is not a temple, it's a rental car. 263 00:13:27,182 --> 00:13:29,852 You've only got it for a little while. So let's see how far we can take it, huh? 264 00:13:29,935 --> 00:13:32,771 Honestly, you're all gonna die alone at 103 265 00:13:32,855 --> 00:13:35,315 surrounded by your perfect gut bacteria. 266 00:13:41,655 --> 00:13:42,990 It's blue light cutoff time. 267 00:13:43,073 --> 00:13:44,116 Mate. 268 00:13:45,534 --> 00:13:49,204 Do you know the-the coolest one of you would've been a nerd in the '90s? 269 00:13:49,288 --> 00:13:52,291 I do spend a lot of time thinking about my gut bacteria. 270 00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:54,626 Fine. Let's go out. 271 00:13:54,710 --> 00:13:55,711 Now we're talking. 272 00:13:58,672 --> 00:14:00,257 - Caffeine cutoff. - Right. 273 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:01,925 We won't be having espresso martinis, will we? 274 00:14:02,009 --> 00:14:03,093 No, we will not. 275 00:14:03,594 --> 00:14:05,470 Give us your phones. They're a distraction from life. 276 00:14:05,554 --> 00:14:08,182 Just to warn you, it will buzz every half hour to remind me to drink. 277 00:14:08,265 --> 00:14:10,809 You don't need this to remind you to drink. I'm here now. 278 00:14:10,893 --> 00:14:11,894 Let's have it. 279 00:14:20,736 --> 00:14:21,862 Light work. 280 00:14:24,448 --> 00:14:27,034 - Right. I'll see you then. - Yeah, see you later. 281 00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:49,848 Hi. 282 00:14:51,308 --> 00:14:52,309 What are you doing here? 283 00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:55,646 I've just got some stuff to finish up before tomorrow. 284 00:14:55,729 --> 00:14:57,773 - What about you? - Yeah, no, same. 285 00:14:57,856 --> 00:14:59,608 - Yeah. - Better get on. 286 00:14:59,691 --> 00:15:01,443 Yes. Me too. 287 00:15:08,492 --> 00:15:09,493 Okay. Thank you. 288 00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:12,829 So, first rule of a big night out is choose the first boozer well. 289 00:15:12,913 --> 00:15:13,997 Nothing fancy. 290 00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:16,208 No admission fee, velvet rope nonsense. 291 00:15:16,291 --> 00:15:19,211 No. A big night out isn't high culture. 292 00:15:19,294 --> 00:15:22,339 It's for the people. A sea of people. All equal. 293 00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:25,133 Never ever chase the cool crowd. 294 00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:28,303 - Mission completely accomplished. - Come on. 295 00:15:30,931 --> 00:15:33,058 Why are you drinking it like you're eating an oyster? 296 00:15:33,725 --> 00:15:35,143 'Cause it's disgusting. 297 00:15:36,061 --> 00:15:39,398 But you need to lay down a good base level of drunk first. 298 00:15:39,481 --> 00:15:41,316 Trust me. You'll thank me later. 299 00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:42,693 This is gonna be brilliant. 300 00:15:43,735 --> 00:15:44,736 Yeah. 301 00:15:45,696 --> 00:15:47,114 That's it. Get it down. 302 00:15:47,197 --> 00:15:48,824 Now, this was my breakfast in my 20s. 303 00:15:50,576 --> 00:15:52,578 This is gonna be amazing! 304 00:16:04,131 --> 00:16:06,341 Is… Is this yours? 305 00:16:07,509 --> 00:16:08,969 No, it's okay. Don't, Nikki. I can-- 306 00:16:09,052 --> 00:16:10,888 - It's okay. - No, no. 307 00:16:13,223 --> 00:16:14,224 You're in a band. 308 00:16:15,517 --> 00:16:16,894 Yeah. Yeah. 309 00:16:18,103 --> 00:16:19,521 Well, no. It's just me really. 310 00:16:21,106 --> 00:16:22,691 I've got nowhere else to print it. 311 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:25,235 So, that's why you're here, is it? 312 00:16:26,069 --> 00:16:28,530 Yeah. I know I shouldn't use the office to do it. 313 00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:30,866 Can you keep a secret? 314 00:16:36,288 --> 00:16:39,082 Right. Best thing about the '90s, no camera phones. 315 00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:41,752 So you don't need to look cool. You can lose yourself. 316 00:16:42,252 --> 00:16:44,171 All right. Listen, dance floor rules, yeah? 317 00:16:44,254 --> 00:16:45,547 You commit or you quit. 318 00:16:46,131 --> 00:16:49,134 Full body. Full heart. No judgment here. 319 00:16:50,052 --> 00:16:52,763 And when the drop comes, hands in the air, all right? 320 00:16:53,931 --> 00:16:54,973 It's coming. 321 00:16:55,933 --> 00:16:57,434 Get ready. 322 00:16:58,060 --> 00:17:00,187 It's coming. Any minute now. 323 00:17:01,146 --> 00:17:02,147 It's coming. 324 00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:21,208 There you go! 325 00:17:26,839 --> 00:17:28,674 Aren't people gonna see that you've taken them? 326 00:17:28,757 --> 00:17:30,592 Well, no, because I'm gonna hide them in my locker, 327 00:17:30,676 --> 00:17:31,760 come in early tomorrow morning, 328 00:17:31,844 --> 00:17:34,221 - and then put them back out again. - Right. 329 00:17:34,304 --> 00:17:36,181 From what I've been reading, you can't get rid of mice 330 00:17:36,265 --> 00:17:38,267 unless you deal with the underlying problem anyway. 331 00:17:38,350 --> 00:17:40,686 And is one of the underlying problems 332 00:17:40,769 --> 00:17:43,063 that someone keeps collecting up all the traps? 333 00:17:43,939 --> 00:17:46,775 Possibly. Yeah, yeah. It's not fair. 334 00:17:46,859 --> 00:17:49,111 People bring their dogs into this office every single day 335 00:17:49,194 --> 00:17:51,572 licking themselves, having a sniff of everything. 336 00:17:51,655 --> 00:17:53,323 I've never had a mouse crawl up my leg 337 00:17:53,407 --> 00:17:54,992 and put his entire little face into my crotch. 338 00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:56,118 It's animal racism. 339 00:17:56,785 --> 00:17:57,786 So… 340 00:18:00,581 --> 00:18:01,582 What are you doing? 341 00:18:02,416 --> 00:18:03,584 Well, I'm no racist. 342 00:18:06,837 --> 00:18:09,089 - There's another one. - Okay. 343 00:18:09,882 --> 00:18:12,426 So, how long have you wanted to be a social worker? 344 00:18:12,509 --> 00:18:13,760 It's a long story. 345 00:18:13,844 --> 00:18:16,096 Yeah, I've got a couple of long stories at home myself. 346 00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:21,185 I used to be in foster care. 347 00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:24,646 I don't need no sympathetic head tilts to the side from you. 348 00:18:24,730 --> 00:18:26,064 No. Absolutely. You're right. 349 00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:28,609 And I didn't have many friends. 350 00:18:28,692 --> 00:18:30,194 That's when I got into horses. 351 00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:31,278 What, as in… 352 00:18:32,237 --> 00:18:33,697 As in heroin? Skag? 353 00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:36,950 - No, as in horses. - Actual horses, right. Yeah. 354 00:18:37,034 --> 00:18:39,286 And there was this social worker. 355 00:18:39,369 --> 00:18:40,579 She sort of took me on. 356 00:18:41,163 --> 00:18:43,540 Found this scheme where I could go riding every week. 357 00:18:44,208 --> 00:18:47,252 She took me up there every Saturday with all the Emilys. 358 00:18:47,336 --> 00:18:48,629 Me in my PE kit. 359 00:18:49,213 --> 00:18:51,215 - I was the horses' favorite. - I don't doubt it. 360 00:18:52,424 --> 00:18:55,511 Then, one day, some horsey woman gives me an envelope 361 00:18:55,594 --> 00:18:56,762 to give to the social worker. 362 00:18:56,845 --> 00:18:58,889 - Yeah. - I opened it. 363 00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:01,016 It was a bill. To her. 364 00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:02,809 There was no scheme. 365 00:19:03,644 --> 00:19:04,853 - She'd been paying. - Right. 366 00:19:04,937 --> 00:19:06,396 Every week for two years. 367 00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:08,565 Wow. What did you say to her? 368 00:19:08,649 --> 00:19:09,816 I didn't say anything. 369 00:19:10,734 --> 00:19:11,735 Neither did she. 370 00:19:12,569 --> 00:19:13,946 We just sort of carried on. 371 00:19:15,948 --> 00:19:17,991 Anyway, I'd quite like to be that for someone. 372 00:19:18,575 --> 00:19:19,868 This social worker… 373 00:19:21,036 --> 00:19:23,789 she wasn't called Penny, by any chance, was she? 374 00:19:23,872 --> 00:19:25,457 No, Cally. 375 00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:27,793 - Who's Penny? - No, it's just a… 376 00:19:28,502 --> 00:19:30,462 Well, we had a-a Cally too. 377 00:19:32,381 --> 00:19:34,007 Right, that's enough of that. Come on. 378 00:19:34,508 --> 00:19:35,926 Let's get some espresso martinis. 379 00:19:36,677 --> 00:19:39,221 - Look, there he is. - I think he looks hungry. 380 00:19:41,974 --> 00:19:45,102 Try some of Jeanette's Halloumi with Dan's sweet chili sauce. 381 00:19:45,185 --> 00:19:46,186 Okay. 382 00:19:49,147 --> 00:19:50,148 So… 383 00:19:51,733 --> 00:19:52,734 What's going on? 384 00:19:53,318 --> 00:19:54,403 Is everything okay? 385 00:19:54,486 --> 00:19:55,487 What do you mean? 386 00:19:55,571 --> 00:19:58,365 Well, we're sat in the office watching mice in the middle of the night 387 00:19:58,448 --> 00:20:00,367 with a bunch of mousetraps in your bag. 388 00:20:00,450 --> 00:20:01,910 I just really love mice. 389 00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:05,998 I mean, someone's got to look out for them, haven't they? 390 00:20:07,165 --> 00:20:09,209 No idea what the real world's like, just… 391 00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:13,338 innocently running around living their lives. 392 00:20:14,173 --> 00:20:16,425 They can't see the dangers, can they? 393 00:20:16,508 --> 00:20:19,344 They think they're grown-up just because they dyed their hair. 394 00:20:19,428 --> 00:20:21,680 I feel like this might not just be about the mice. 395 00:20:24,516 --> 00:20:27,477 Our kids' biological mum's come back, 396 00:20:28,395 --> 00:20:30,397 and no one else is worried about that except for me. 397 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:32,691 Well, that sounds like a lonely place to be. 398 00:20:32,774 --> 00:20:34,735 I keep having negative thoughts about her. 399 00:20:35,319 --> 00:20:36,570 I'm sure they're not that bad. 400 00:20:36,653 --> 00:20:38,322 Last night I dreamed I'd hit her with my car. 401 00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:40,240 - Okay… - No. 402 00:20:40,324 --> 00:20:41,533 Well, you don't laugh. 403 00:20:41,617 --> 00:20:44,286 A good person would never think that, not even in their sleep. 404 00:20:47,706 --> 00:20:49,958 Kerry, I just… I know who this person is. 405 00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:52,085 She makes you fall in love with her, 406 00:20:52,169 --> 00:20:54,171 she can't handle it, she panics 407 00:20:54,254 --> 00:20:55,547 and then she leaves. 408 00:20:55,631 --> 00:20:58,884 And I feel like I'm the only one that senses that she's trouble. 409 00:20:59,468 --> 00:21:02,304 Does she fancy a holiday? 410 00:21:02,387 --> 00:21:04,223 Maybe to Honduras? 411 00:21:04,306 --> 00:21:07,434 Because I know some bustling cities she could visit. 412 00:21:07,518 --> 00:21:09,728 "Some bustling cities." 413 00:21:13,815 --> 00:21:15,817 I think it'd probably be better 414 00:21:16,777 --> 00:21:19,863 if I was a slightly different person actually. 415 00:21:19,947 --> 00:21:22,074 You have quite a low opinion of yourself, don't you? 416 00:21:22,157 --> 00:21:23,867 Well, I mean, I would know. 417 00:21:23,951 --> 00:21:24,952 I'm me. 418 00:21:25,035 --> 00:21:26,870 Tell me one positive thing about yourself. 419 00:21:26,954 --> 00:21:27,955 Kerry. 420 00:21:28,038 --> 00:21:30,916 Tell me one positive thing about yourself. Come on. 421 00:21:32,793 --> 00:21:36,672 I'm very good at measuring out the right amount of pasta when I cook. 422 00:21:36,755 --> 00:21:38,799 Okay. Well, that's a start. 423 00:21:38,882 --> 00:21:39,883 Yep. 424 00:21:40,509 --> 00:21:43,554 Because to those of us who don't know you, you seem… 425 00:21:45,389 --> 00:21:46,640 pretty great. 426 00:21:51,270 --> 00:21:53,063 Okay, I need a dessert. 427 00:21:54,773 --> 00:21:56,942 I think Pat's got some tiramisu. 428 00:22:04,700 --> 00:22:06,076 - Oh, no. - What's wrong? 429 00:22:09,162 --> 00:22:10,289 We missed one. 430 00:22:11,540 --> 00:22:13,333 Oh, no. 431 00:22:13,417 --> 00:22:14,918 - Is it… - I don't know. 432 00:22:17,004 --> 00:22:18,964 - Do you want me to-- - Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 433 00:22:29,224 --> 00:22:30,225 It's… 434 00:22:30,809 --> 00:22:31,810 exploded. 435 00:22:33,562 --> 00:22:36,648 Do you know what? That was actually quite fun. 436 00:22:36,732 --> 00:22:39,860 Well, it's only quarter past 11:00. So, let's go on somewhere, shall we? 437 00:22:39,943 --> 00:22:40,944 I'm pretty tired. 438 00:22:41,028 --> 00:22:42,779 Well, let's have a kebab at least. Come on. Yeah? 439 00:22:42,863 --> 00:22:44,656 Got to have a kebab. It rounds off the night, innit? 440 00:22:44,740 --> 00:22:47,826 You learn things about yourself, truths become clear. 441 00:22:47,910 --> 00:22:49,244 A kebab shop's old-school therapy. 442 00:22:49,328 --> 00:22:51,705 I've got parents that pay for actual therapy. 443 00:22:51,788 --> 00:22:52,789 Have ya? 444 00:22:54,917 --> 00:22:56,084 Phones, do ya? 445 00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:57,961 All right. 446 00:22:59,171 --> 00:23:00,506 - All right. Well… - Thanks, Mr. Ross. 447 00:23:00,589 --> 00:23:02,257 - Yeah, get home safe, all right? - Okay. 448 00:23:02,341 --> 00:23:03,592 - Night. - Bye. 449 00:23:04,593 --> 00:23:08,263 - What's going on? What's happening here? - What? Nothing. Nothing's going on. 450 00:23:08,347 --> 00:23:10,933 You know phones aren't the only way people distract themselves? 451 00:23:11,725 --> 00:23:13,852 Why did you need a big night out so badly? 452 00:23:16,355 --> 00:23:18,649 We're here to remember… 453 00:23:19,191 --> 00:23:20,192 Mouse. 454 00:23:22,319 --> 00:23:23,946 Friend, colleague… 455 00:23:25,531 --> 00:23:26,907 Father. 456 00:23:29,243 --> 00:23:32,955 Mouse was-was always there with a smile and a joke, 457 00:23:33,038 --> 00:23:36,291 the kind of mouse who-- 458 00:23:36,375 --> 00:23:39,419 Sorry, it-it-it makes it sadder if he was a great mouse. 459 00:23:39,503 --> 00:23:40,504 Gotcha. 460 00:23:43,882 --> 00:23:45,843 He was a bit of a dick of a mouse actually. 461 00:23:45,926 --> 00:23:47,427 - Was he? Really? - Yeah. 462 00:23:48,178 --> 00:23:49,179 When he went to parties, 463 00:23:49,263 --> 00:23:52,391 he'd always drop into the chat that he brought the expensive wine. 464 00:23:52,474 --> 00:23:53,559 And he's always like, 465 00:23:53,642 --> 00:23:56,395 "Why don't you have some of that one that I brought? It's really nice." 466 00:23:56,478 --> 00:23:57,938 There's literally… There's no need. 467 00:23:58,021 --> 00:24:00,899 We're all friends and no one's asked you to bring an expensive bottle 468 00:24:00,983 --> 00:24:02,359 - so… - Exactly. 469 00:24:02,442 --> 00:24:05,904 And when he got invited to social events, he'd always bring his kid. 470 00:24:06,655 --> 00:24:08,574 And you can't really say anything. Obviously. 471 00:24:08,657 --> 00:24:11,243 But it's like, "Come on, man. It's a totally different vibe now." 472 00:24:13,328 --> 00:24:14,371 Good riddance then. 473 00:24:27,342 --> 00:24:28,343 - You okay? - Yeah. 474 00:24:30,429 --> 00:24:31,430 You just, you… 475 00:24:32,431 --> 00:24:34,892 You do your best and you lose focus for one minute 476 00:24:34,975 --> 00:24:38,478 and then something happens that you can never take back. 477 00:24:41,940 --> 00:24:43,483 - Sorry. - No. 478 00:24:47,696 --> 00:24:49,781 - I… I've got to… - Yep. Yep. 479 00:24:50,282 --> 00:24:51,658 - Totally. Hey, Nikki? - Yeah. 480 00:24:53,660 --> 00:24:54,953 If you wanna come… 481 00:24:57,414 --> 00:24:58,582 Sure. Yeah. 482 00:24:58,665 --> 00:25:01,293 - Yeah? - Yeah. Thanks. 483 00:25:01,376 --> 00:25:02,377 Cool. 484 00:25:03,754 --> 00:25:04,755 Well… 485 00:25:14,473 --> 00:25:16,808 - She just turned up at your flat? - Just turned up. 486 00:25:17,601 --> 00:25:20,479 And, listen, I understand that it's difficult, 487 00:25:20,562 --> 00:25:23,774 but Nikki's gone into complete panic mode. 488 00:25:23,857 --> 00:25:26,235 You have to give this relationship time to breathe. 489 00:25:26,318 --> 00:25:28,987 You can't just keep staring at it every second of the day, 490 00:25:29,071 --> 00:25:32,449 waiting for it to blow up like a Chinese fireworks factory. 491 00:25:33,033 --> 00:25:36,411 And, also, my brother-in-law's rowing the Atlantic. 492 00:25:36,495 --> 00:25:40,374 Long lost mum, upset wife and a brother-in-law in the Atlantic kicker. 493 00:25:40,457 --> 00:25:41,834 That is a pickle. 494 00:25:41,917 --> 00:25:44,086 Look, of course Princess is gonna wanna spend time with her mum. 495 00:25:44,169 --> 00:25:46,421 Biological mum. It's her mum. For goodness' sake. 496 00:25:46,505 --> 00:25:47,631 Anyway, it's… 497 00:25:48,465 --> 00:25:49,842 I'm finding it very stressful 498 00:25:49,925 --> 00:25:52,594 and I… I don't know what I'm supposed to do about it. 499 00:25:53,345 --> 00:25:55,556 Well, have you tried sounding less like a whiny Insta girl 500 00:25:55,639 --> 00:25:57,224 who's making it all about you? 501 00:25:57,307 --> 00:25:59,393 I mean, you can see how hard this must be for Nikki, right? 502 00:25:59,476 --> 00:26:00,727 - Yeah? - Are you being there for her? 503 00:26:00,811 --> 00:26:02,187 - I'm there for her all the time. - Really? 504 00:26:02,271 --> 00:26:04,690 'Cause it kind of seems like you're in a kebab shop at midnight. 505 00:26:06,024 --> 00:26:09,778 'Cause if this was a second dad on the scene, I doubt I'd be seeing this, 506 00:26:09,862 --> 00:26:13,907 "all you need is love," tie-dye, drum-circle of a man I see before me now. 507 00:26:13,991 --> 00:26:16,159 It'd be like those stags when they go at each other with antlers. 508 00:26:16,243 --> 00:26:17,786 Do you know what? I did get weirdly jealous 509 00:26:17,870 --> 00:26:20,163 when Princess put up a poster of Harry Styles in her room. 510 00:26:20,664 --> 00:26:22,666 I panicked and I bought a velvet jacket. 511 00:26:22,749 --> 00:26:26,420 No, you'd be arm-wrestling this guy at her 18th birthday party 512 00:26:26,503 --> 00:26:27,838 right there on the present table. 513 00:26:28,922 --> 00:26:31,175 So if I were you, I'd be building up a bit of credit 514 00:26:31,258 --> 00:26:35,804 for the day Princess gets obsessed with her new deadbeat, neck-tatted barista dad 515 00:26:35,888 --> 00:26:37,639 who gives her and her mates free lattes. 516 00:26:38,223 --> 00:26:39,641 You see, this is it. This now. 517 00:26:40,142 --> 00:26:42,644 This is the magic of the kebab shop. 518 00:26:43,353 --> 00:26:44,980 Even you're wise here. 519 00:26:45,564 --> 00:26:46,982 You know what? Maybe we should come here once a week. 520 00:26:47,065 --> 00:26:48,192 - No. - Talk about it. 521 00:26:48,275 --> 00:26:51,153 - I don't think you've really understood. - You're gonna make an amazing Cally… 522 00:26:52,321 --> 00:26:54,323 one day. You are. 523 00:26:56,700 --> 00:26:58,744 - Mate. - Yeah? 524 00:26:58,827 --> 00:27:00,704 Do you do pizzas by any chance? 525 00:27:05,167 --> 00:27:07,211 Hey. Wake up. 526 00:27:08,253 --> 00:27:09,630 What time is it? 527 00:27:10,130 --> 00:27:11,507 6:30. 528 00:27:12,799 --> 00:27:14,259 You're missing pizza morning. 529 00:27:29,566 --> 00:27:31,026 Ridiculous.