1 00:00:11,803 --> 00:00:12,804 Okay. 2 00:00:12,888 --> 00:00:14,765 Here we go. How are you feeling? 3 00:00:15,432 --> 00:00:16,725 I've got some nerves. 4 00:00:16,808 --> 00:00:18,018 Hate first days. 5 00:00:19,353 --> 00:00:22,189 Listen, just remember how bored you were in your last job, all right. 6 00:00:22,272 --> 00:00:23,857 But I really miss being bored. 7 00:00:23,941 --> 00:00:26,276 How could I not see how much better that feeling was to this one? 8 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:28,403 You'll be bored again soon in this job. I promise you. 9 00:00:28,487 --> 00:00:30,113 Thanks, I hope so. 10 00:00:30,197 --> 00:00:31,698 - Hello, mate. - Morning, Dad. 11 00:00:31,782 --> 00:00:33,283 Can I see Barbara after school? 12 00:00:33,367 --> 00:00:34,535 Yeah, okay. 13 00:00:34,618 --> 00:00:37,246 Just make sure you're back by 07:00, 'cause we're having Kat over for dinner. 14 00:00:37,329 --> 00:00:38,705 Okay. 15 00:00:38,789 --> 00:00:41,333 Listen, now that we've got Kat and Barbara in our lives, 16 00:00:41,416 --> 00:00:44,920 this would be a terrible time for you to fall in love with a young classmate. 17 00:00:45,003 --> 00:00:47,172 Get out of here with all that. 18 00:00:47,256 --> 00:00:49,007 No one's gonna be into me. 19 00:00:49,591 --> 00:00:51,844 You've got the curls of a Disney prince. 20 00:00:51,927 --> 00:00:53,220 And you'll remind them of their dads 21 00:00:53,303 --> 00:00:56,098 moments after they've left home for the first time. 22 00:00:56,181 --> 00:00:58,141 So you know, just be careful. 23 00:00:58,225 --> 00:00:59,268 - Kissy, kiss. - Okay. 24 00:00:59,351 --> 00:01:00,936 Unbelievable. 25 00:01:01,019 --> 00:01:02,479 Your hinge is not gonna make it. 26 00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:04,230 Well, maybe it bears the brunt of all the slamming 27 00:01:04,313 --> 00:01:06,400 since you made the cupboards soft-close. 28 00:01:07,150 --> 00:01:08,694 - Princess. - Yeah? 29 00:01:09,194 --> 00:01:11,780 What do you think of-of my outfit? It's my first day. 30 00:01:11,864 --> 00:01:13,657 I'm worried about being the oldest one in college. 31 00:01:13,740 --> 00:01:16,827 You look like an undercover cop who's trying to blend in. 32 00:01:17,828 --> 00:01:20,622 Mum says that she's bringing food over for everyone later, 33 00:01:20,706 --> 00:01:23,083 so everyone needs to like it 'cause she's trying really hard. 34 00:01:23,166 --> 00:01:25,419 - Okay. All right. - Yeah, all right. Bye, love. 35 00:01:25,502 --> 00:01:26,587 Bye. 36 00:01:26,670 --> 00:01:30,007 Well, I hope this works. I really, really do. 37 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:32,426 Can you stop worrying about things which haven't happened yet? 38 00:01:32,509 --> 00:01:34,178 Come on, you need to relax a bit. 39 00:01:34,261 --> 00:01:35,262 I'm a woman. 40 00:01:35,345 --> 00:01:38,682 I'm an expert in relaxing whilst remaining on high alert to danger. 41 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:40,309 - Come here a second. - Yeah? 42 00:01:40,392 --> 00:01:42,436 I want to tell you that you're gonna be amazing. 43 00:01:42,519 --> 00:01:44,605 - You too. - And no more worrying. 44 00:01:44,688 --> 00:01:46,023 - It's all gonna be all right. - All right. 45 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:47,608 - See you later, babe. See you, Dad. - Bye. 46 00:01:47,691 --> 00:01:48,775 Bye. 47 00:01:48,859 --> 00:01:50,694 And no more stalking Kat online. 48 00:01:50,777 --> 00:01:52,696 You're busy. 49 00:01:52,779 --> 00:01:55,073 Never thought I'd see the day where you had a work phone. 50 00:01:55,157 --> 00:01:57,659 I've got a lot of new customers. Absolute nightmare. 51 00:01:58,160 --> 00:01:59,494 I might need a third phone. 52 00:02:01,747 --> 00:02:02,748 No. 53 00:02:15,928 --> 00:02:17,638 "WYD tomorrow?" 54 00:02:38,825 --> 00:02:40,827 "Can't wait to see the full moon at Patong Beach. 55 00:02:40,911 --> 00:02:42,871 One more week and we can hang out forever." 56 00:02:42,955 --> 00:02:44,081 She's leaving? 57 00:02:46,458 --> 00:02:49,628 I really didn't expect it to fall apart this fast. 58 00:02:51,088 --> 00:02:52,548 Me neither. 59 00:03:11,233 --> 00:03:15,404 Bonnie, I just wanted to say how excited I am to be working in the travel industry. 60 00:03:15,487 --> 00:03:17,072 Yeah. It'll drive you nuts. 61 00:03:17,155 --> 00:03:19,074 Yeah, people always want new places to go to, 62 00:03:19,157 --> 00:03:20,868 but the world's not getting any bigger. 63 00:03:20,951 --> 00:03:22,411 I mean, there's nowhere left. 64 00:03:22,494 --> 00:03:24,580 There's literally nowhere left. 65 00:03:24,663 --> 00:03:26,290 Italy's done. Spain's done. 66 00:03:26,373 --> 00:03:27,374 Greece, that's done. 67 00:03:28,542 --> 00:03:31,044 There is one peninsula in Albania that nobody knows about. 68 00:03:31,128 --> 00:03:32,671 But after that… 69 00:03:32,754 --> 00:03:34,840 I mean, you're just praying for a country to split in two 70 00:03:34,923 --> 00:03:37,009 after a civil war so you can get a new one. 71 00:03:37,593 --> 00:03:38,844 That's how we got Croatia. 72 00:03:38,927 --> 00:03:40,470 Yeah. 73 00:03:40,971 --> 00:03:43,640 Anyway, you met your team. 74 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:45,475 Yes. Yes. 75 00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:47,186 I just wanted to ask, are they okay? 76 00:03:47,269 --> 00:03:49,563 Because they… they do… they seem a bit off with me. 77 00:03:49,646 --> 00:03:51,648 They will be. 78 00:03:51,732 --> 00:03:55,194 Because a lot of them did apply for your sales director job. 79 00:03:55,277 --> 00:03:57,404 - Okay. - So that's… 80 00:03:57,487 --> 00:03:58,739 That's… That's raw. 81 00:03:58,822 --> 00:04:01,241 But there are communal drinks in the fridge. 82 00:04:02,576 --> 00:04:04,494 So feel free to… Son of a… 83 00:04:05,787 --> 00:04:06,788 Hey-- 84 00:04:06,872 --> 00:04:08,790 Lonely Planet found out about Albania. 85 00:04:08,874 --> 00:04:10,292 It's just… Great. 86 00:04:10,375 --> 00:04:13,462 Maybe that volcano in Northern Mexico isn't as active as they say. 87 00:04:13,545 --> 00:04:14,546 Yeah. 88 00:04:17,507 --> 00:04:18,759 I like your dress. 89 00:04:19,718 --> 00:04:20,719 Thank you. 90 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:24,097 It's my first day, so I wanted to make a good impression. 91 00:04:24,181 --> 00:04:25,182 Bless you. 92 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:26,767 We're a pretty friendly bunch. 93 00:04:27,518 --> 00:04:29,061 Apart from sales. 94 00:04:34,066 --> 00:04:38,028 Do you know anything about Patong Beach in Thailand? 95 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:39,571 No. 96 00:04:39,655 --> 00:04:41,365 Okay. It's fine. 97 00:05:00,968 --> 00:05:02,553 Hiya. Hi. 98 00:05:11,395 --> 00:05:14,273 Sorry, have I sat in the wrong… in the wrong seat? 99 00:05:18,735 --> 00:05:19,736 Right. 100 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:35,127 I'm not a… I'm… I'm Jason. 101 00:05:36,378 --> 00:05:39,631 No, you ain't got to write that down. I'm not a lecturer. I'm a… I'm a student. 102 00:05:41,383 --> 00:05:43,051 You taking this one? 103 00:05:43,135 --> 00:05:44,136 No, I'm not. No. 104 00:05:44,219 --> 00:05:46,638 - 'Cause I'm not a lecturer. - Right. 105 00:05:46,722 --> 00:05:47,890 Anyway, yeah. 106 00:05:47,973 --> 00:05:51,768 Okay. Welcome to Social Work theory and practice. 107 00:05:51,852 --> 00:05:53,145 The journey starts here. 108 00:05:53,770 --> 00:05:55,022 Now, let's open our books. 109 00:05:55,105 --> 00:05:56,982 I'm not a lecturer. I'm a student. 110 00:05:57,065 --> 00:05:58,483 - Ja-- I'm Jason. - Yeah. Okay. 111 00:05:58,567 --> 00:06:00,527 You might wanna do yourself a little badge, 112 00:06:00,611 --> 00:06:02,070 'cause your face is quite jarring. 113 00:06:11,038 --> 00:06:14,041 Nadya, have you seen my iPad and headphones? 114 00:06:14,124 --> 00:06:16,251 No, I have not. 115 00:06:17,419 --> 00:06:18,879 They're nowhere. 116 00:06:19,421 --> 00:06:22,758 Can't have a ghost. You know, this house was only built in 2021. 117 00:06:24,635 --> 00:06:26,303 I am not stealing from you. 118 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:28,222 No one said you were. 119 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:30,265 God, you're so dramatic. 120 00:06:35,312 --> 00:06:37,856 Can you try to speak English to her? If that's okay? 121 00:06:37,940 --> 00:06:39,566 Just while she's still learning it. 122 00:06:39,650 --> 00:06:42,528 He who speaks Russian sees with three eyes. 123 00:06:42,611 --> 00:06:45,864 Okay. Well, that will come in handy when you're looking for me iPad. 124 00:06:49,993 --> 00:06:52,162 Thank you for all joining me. 125 00:06:52,955 --> 00:06:55,541 Yeah, so, no. 126 00:06:55,624 --> 00:06:58,627 I-I just wanted to say, really, 127 00:06:59,211 --> 00:07:02,506 I know that some of you were up for the position. 128 00:07:02,589 --> 00:07:04,925 And I-I-I hope it won't be awkward. 129 00:07:05,008 --> 00:07:10,347 And, that I'm-I'm able to prove my worth and gain your trust. 130 00:07:13,559 --> 00:07:15,185 Okay, so… I have actually… 131 00:07:15,269 --> 00:07:17,813 I just got my hand stuck down the side of the chair. 132 00:07:19,022 --> 00:07:20,399 Could you… 133 00:07:21,608 --> 00:07:22,609 Gosh. 134 00:07:22,693 --> 00:07:24,528 Sorry, could someone just… 135 00:07:26,530 --> 00:07:27,573 Thank you. 136 00:07:28,532 --> 00:07:30,033 Yeah, it's really… 137 00:07:31,577 --> 00:07:33,120 jammed in there. Thank you. 138 00:07:34,288 --> 00:07:35,289 That's done it. 139 00:07:36,415 --> 00:07:37,416 Great. 140 00:07:37,499 --> 00:07:39,042 Not a great start. 141 00:07:40,043 --> 00:07:43,380 Yeah. Yeah… 142 00:07:44,715 --> 00:07:45,716 Yeah. 143 00:07:45,799 --> 00:07:51,138 I just wanna say how grateful I am for you all welcoming me. 144 00:07:54,183 --> 00:07:57,394 And I know it sounds stupid, 145 00:07:58,270 --> 00:08:00,772 but I have actually got my hand stuck again. 146 00:08:00,856 --> 00:08:03,650 - Oh, my God. - Yeah, could you… Thanks. 147 00:08:04,818 --> 00:08:07,154 Just wondering how I did it the first time. 148 00:08:07,237 --> 00:08:08,447 Explored a little too far. 149 00:08:09,948 --> 00:08:11,283 Yep. Thank you. 150 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:13,493 Great. 151 00:08:14,661 --> 00:08:16,330 Just keeping my hands up here. 152 00:08:19,291 --> 00:08:22,753 Yeah, I don't know. That's the long and the short of it, really. 153 00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:26,006 So, yeah, if you wanna get back to work, that's great. 154 00:08:27,049 --> 00:08:28,175 Thanks, team. 155 00:08:39,561 --> 00:08:40,979 Oh, my. 156 00:08:44,733 --> 00:08:46,026 Oh, no. 157 00:08:49,655 --> 00:08:51,156 Okay. That's all for today. 158 00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:54,743 Next week we'll shift our focus to case management and safeguarding. 159 00:08:54,826 --> 00:08:59,248 And for those of you about to show me your recent ADHD diagnosis, 160 00:08:59,331 --> 00:09:01,834 no, the department will not be providing free laptops. 161 00:09:03,961 --> 00:09:05,379 I paid £10 for that. 162 00:09:05,462 --> 00:09:06,463 Sorry, if I get you a coffee, 163 00:09:06,547 --> 00:09:08,632 can I borrow your notes on environmental factors? 164 00:09:08,715 --> 00:09:10,342 It's moving a lot quicker than I thought it was going to. 165 00:09:10,425 --> 00:09:13,387 Coffee? What are you, like, 33? 166 00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:16,348 Yeah. About 33, yeah. 167 00:09:16,431 --> 00:09:18,642 Do they give you extra time in exams for that? 168 00:09:18,725 --> 00:09:20,727 No. I don't know. Maybe. I'll check actually. 169 00:09:21,353 --> 00:09:22,521 Did you think I was a cop? 170 00:09:50,716 --> 00:09:53,218 Where have all the macarons gone? 171 00:10:24,666 --> 00:10:26,502 Okay, I go now. 172 00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:29,671 Nadya. 173 00:10:30,756 --> 00:10:33,759 Did my iPad turn up? 174 00:10:33,842 --> 00:10:36,178 No. Maybe you're mistaken? 175 00:10:36,261 --> 00:10:37,721 Maybe it never existed. 176 00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:43,352 Well, you smell nice. 177 00:10:44,353 --> 00:10:45,354 Thank you. 178 00:10:45,437 --> 00:10:46,855 I have new perfume. 179 00:10:47,356 --> 00:10:49,399 Old one make dogs very angry. 180 00:11:15,384 --> 00:11:16,969 Here, what time do you call this? 181 00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:31,191 - Hi. - Hi. 182 00:11:31,275 --> 00:11:32,442 I'm Kerry. 183 00:11:33,652 --> 00:11:35,153 So, when are we getting that drink? 184 00:11:35,237 --> 00:11:36,446 Actually… 185 00:11:40,117 --> 00:11:41,285 Hello. 186 00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:47,291 - Hiya, my love. - Hi! 187 00:11:47,958 --> 00:11:49,042 How was your day? 188 00:11:49,126 --> 00:11:52,629 Yeah, it was good actually, yeah. Didn't fall in love with anyone. 189 00:11:52,713 --> 00:11:54,882 - You? - No. 190 00:11:54,965 --> 00:11:57,759 No, who would I fall in love with? What? 191 00:11:57,843 --> 00:12:01,471 - No, I-I meant how was your first day? - Yeah, yeah. Fine. 192 00:12:01,555 --> 00:12:04,433 - Yeah? - I think I made some of my team pity me. 193 00:12:04,516 --> 00:12:07,227 Pitying is the gateway to liking, so… 194 00:12:08,270 --> 00:12:09,897 Did make one new friend, actually. 195 00:12:09,980 --> 00:12:11,398 - Yeah? - Kerry. 196 00:12:11,481 --> 00:12:12,566 Cool, what's she like? 197 00:12:12,649 --> 00:12:13,775 Kerry's… 198 00:12:14,484 --> 00:12:15,652 nice. 199 00:12:15,736 --> 00:12:16,737 Yeah. 200 00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:18,322 - Is she on your team, is she? - Kerry? 201 00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:21,867 No, Kerry's not on my team, no. 202 00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:23,285 Did you get a dessert? 203 00:12:23,368 --> 00:12:24,870 - I did, yeah. Yeah. - Yeah? 204 00:12:24,953 --> 00:12:26,663 Homemade cheeky lemon drizzle cake. 205 00:12:26,747 --> 00:12:27,956 Love a bit of lemon drizz. 206 00:12:28,040 --> 00:12:29,374 There you go. Beautiful. 207 00:12:29,458 --> 00:12:31,668 - Right, that's not homemade. - Well… 208 00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:38,258 It is now. 209 00:12:38,342 --> 00:12:39,843 Okay, what time is she getting here? 210 00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:40,928 'Cause this isn't Spain, 211 00:12:41,011 --> 00:12:43,805 where we all tuck into some octopus with the family at half midnight. 212 00:12:43,889 --> 00:12:45,098 I'll get it. 213 00:12:47,392 --> 00:12:49,436 There's something I need to tell you about Kat. 214 00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:52,022 Look, I know things have been a bit confusing recently, 215 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:54,233 but everything's gonna go back to normal soon. All right? 216 00:12:54,316 --> 00:12:56,485 - Promise you. All right? - Okay. 217 00:12:57,319 --> 00:12:58,654 Hi, I'm Vic. 218 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,241 I'm here to fix the hinge on the kitchen door. 219 00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:04,451 Vic? 220 00:13:04,535 --> 00:13:05,577 Yeah, Vic. 221 00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:07,704 But is Vic not-- 222 00:13:07,788 --> 00:13:09,039 Vic's busy. 223 00:13:09,665 --> 00:13:10,666 Do you know Vic? 224 00:13:10,749 --> 00:13:12,793 - I work for Vic. - Is Vic coming too? 225 00:13:12,876 --> 00:13:16,672 When Vic's busy, the job goes to the nearest Vic's Handymen handyman. 226 00:13:19,049 --> 00:13:20,050 Are you also called Vic? 227 00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:22,427 No, that's branding. I'm Brian. 228 00:13:23,595 --> 00:13:24,805 Sorry, Bri. 229 00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:27,391 Are we gonna get charged for this, Brian? 230 00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:29,101 That's one for Carol in the office. 231 00:13:29,184 --> 00:13:30,561 There's a Carol in the office? 232 00:13:30,644 --> 00:13:32,896 Monday to Thursday. On Friday, it's Eleanor. 233 00:13:33,772 --> 00:13:34,982 Oh, dear. 234 00:13:36,859 --> 00:13:38,235 Now, that's the bastard. 235 00:13:47,035 --> 00:13:49,288 Mummy, I'm ready for my story! 236 00:13:49,371 --> 00:13:51,331 Okay! Coming! 237 00:13:52,791 --> 00:13:55,210 Okay, all right. 238 00:13:55,794 --> 00:13:57,379 Now, which one do you want? 239 00:13:58,881 --> 00:13:59,882 That one? 240 00:13:59,965 --> 00:14:01,175 Wind in the Willows. 241 00:14:02,426 --> 00:14:03,552 Okay. 242 00:14:05,721 --> 00:14:07,014 Yeah, off you go. 243 00:14:10,559 --> 00:14:17,024 "Noun, verb, conjunction, adverb, verb, noun." 244 00:14:18,108 --> 00:14:19,735 Where's that photo of you and Daddy? 245 00:14:22,154 --> 00:14:23,322 That frame was silver… 246 00:14:24,990 --> 00:14:27,242 Right, I'm gonna have to phone the agency. 247 00:14:27,326 --> 00:14:28,452 I mean, you agree? 248 00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:29,745 I've got no choice. 249 00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:32,748 What was that? 250 00:14:34,416 --> 00:14:35,542 Is Nadya still here? 251 00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:46,929 There she is. 252 00:14:47,429 --> 00:14:49,181 - Hi! - Hi! 253 00:14:50,307 --> 00:14:52,184 Such a nice flat. 254 00:14:53,185 --> 00:14:55,145 - Such a nice home. - Thank you, yeah. 255 00:14:55,229 --> 00:14:56,230 I got Indonesian. 256 00:14:57,231 --> 00:14:59,566 - Are you… you okay with spice? - Yeah. I definitely love it. 257 00:14:59,650 --> 00:15:01,818 She thinks tomato ketchup has a kick. 258 00:15:01,902 --> 00:15:03,111 No. 259 00:15:03,195 --> 00:15:04,321 It smells lovely, yeah. 260 00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,865 We got a little cheeky homemade lemon drizz for pud pud. 261 00:15:06,949 --> 00:15:09,368 Really homemade, or just a cake you punched? 262 00:15:09,451 --> 00:15:11,161 No, it's really homemade, yeah. 263 00:15:12,704 --> 00:15:14,122 - All right. - I'll give you a tour. 264 00:15:14,206 --> 00:15:15,624 - Okay. - You can come to my room, then Tyler's. 265 00:15:15,707 --> 00:15:18,085 Wanna come upstairs? 266 00:15:18,168 --> 00:15:19,169 Okay. 267 00:15:26,051 --> 00:15:27,052 Wow. 268 00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:30,556 - This is a lovely room. - Yeah. 269 00:15:30,639 --> 00:15:33,016 It is twice the size of your old one, innit? 270 00:15:33,642 --> 00:15:35,269 This is yours. 271 00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:36,895 I found it in your car. 272 00:15:36,979 --> 00:15:38,605 Oh, my God. 273 00:15:42,025 --> 00:15:43,026 Mum gave this to me. 274 00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:44,653 - Did she? - Yeah. 275 00:15:44,736 --> 00:15:49,491 "Butterflies change." Yeah, I think that was her point. 276 00:15:50,868 --> 00:15:52,703 Hey, did you bring my list? 277 00:15:52,786 --> 00:15:54,413 Of the questions I had? 278 00:15:56,039 --> 00:15:57,040 Yeah. 279 00:15:57,124 --> 00:15:59,251 I thought maybe we could go through some of them. 280 00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:00,836 If… Is that… Is that okay? 281 00:16:01,503 --> 00:16:02,838 Yeah, sure. 282 00:16:10,679 --> 00:16:12,431 God, there's a lot. I don't-- I-- 283 00:16:14,266 --> 00:16:17,519 I'm just gonna ask a random one. 284 00:16:17,603 --> 00:16:18,896 - Did you do this? - Why-- 285 00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:20,647 Yeah. 286 00:16:20,731 --> 00:16:22,107 It's so good. 287 00:16:24,943 --> 00:16:26,236 "What happened"-- 288 00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:27,946 When did you get so good? 289 00:16:29,573 --> 00:16:31,950 Well, in the foster home, they used to give me stuff to draw with 290 00:16:32,034 --> 00:16:33,869 when I got, you know, upset. 291 00:16:34,536 --> 00:16:36,246 Look at all these things, Princess. 292 00:16:38,081 --> 00:16:39,583 All these things they bought you. 293 00:16:41,210 --> 00:16:43,462 I'm really glad how things worked out. 294 00:16:44,922 --> 00:16:45,923 Yeah? 295 00:16:46,507 --> 00:16:48,509 Yeah, it's been good for me, coming back. 296 00:16:49,510 --> 00:16:51,720 I was worried about how me leaving would have affected you, 297 00:16:51,803 --> 00:16:53,263 but seeing you in all this… 298 00:16:53,805 --> 00:16:57,309 Yeah, it's made me think maybe I did at least one thing right. 299 00:17:00,354 --> 00:17:02,439 Yeah. Yeah, no, definitely. 300 00:17:03,982 --> 00:17:05,943 Guys! Dinner! 301 00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:07,903 Come down! It's getting cold! 302 00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:17,538 Oh, for f-- 303 00:18:01,540 --> 00:18:03,208 Are you sure it's not too spicy? 304 00:18:03,292 --> 00:18:04,918 - No, no. It's really good. - No, it's lovely. 305 00:18:05,002 --> 00:18:06,795 You two take after me. 306 00:18:06,879 --> 00:18:09,506 It's just that nice level of heat, isn't it? 307 00:18:09,590 --> 00:18:10,632 Yeah. 308 00:18:10,716 --> 00:18:12,759 Such a great idea for an ingredient. 309 00:18:13,510 --> 00:18:15,554 A compound that binds to your pain receptors. 310 00:18:15,637 --> 00:18:17,389 I mean… You wouldn't think it would work, would you? 311 00:18:17,973 --> 00:18:19,349 Well, I'm loving it. 312 00:18:20,350 --> 00:18:22,978 It can't be too hot for me, personally. Yeah, I've tried all the hot curries. 313 00:18:23,061 --> 00:18:27,316 Vindaloo, Madras, Kozhi Milagu, Phall. 314 00:18:28,233 --> 00:18:29,776 That's the hottest curry. 315 00:18:29,860 --> 00:18:32,112 You just… You do realize you're just eating the curry. 316 00:18:32,196 --> 00:18:33,488 You didn't create the curry. 317 00:18:33,572 --> 00:18:36,074 You think this is nice, the restaurant's even better. 318 00:18:36,158 --> 00:18:37,159 Yeah? 319 00:18:37,242 --> 00:18:39,703 Yeah, they've got an open flame grill by the door. 320 00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:41,788 - Can we go one night? - Yeah. 321 00:18:41,872 --> 00:18:44,458 I mean, it's hard to get a table, but we can try. 322 00:18:44,541 --> 00:18:47,085 Me and mum are going to get Ayurvedic facials together 323 00:18:47,169 --> 00:18:48,378 for my birthday. 324 00:18:48,462 --> 00:18:50,172 So, like, it helps with lymphatic drainage. 325 00:18:50,255 --> 00:18:52,633 But see… Your birthday that's in three weeks? 326 00:18:52,716 --> 00:18:54,635 - So, you've booked that then, have you? - Yeah. 327 00:18:55,219 --> 00:18:56,553 No, we're just gonna stay flexible. 328 00:18:57,971 --> 00:18:59,598 Which also helps with lymphatic drainage, actually. 329 00:19:01,141 --> 00:19:03,060 Sorry, excuse me one second. I just need to pop off 330 00:19:03,143 --> 00:19:05,145 and get some extra chili sauce. 331 00:19:07,356 --> 00:19:09,858 - You should come to this with me. - What is it? 332 00:19:09,942 --> 00:19:13,195 My friend Sasha's setting up a new festival in Shoreditch Park. 333 00:19:13,278 --> 00:19:15,364 "Patong Beach Full Moon Party." 334 00:19:15,447 --> 00:19:17,115 Oh, my God. That's so cool. 335 00:19:17,199 --> 00:19:18,825 She's been living in Thailand, but she's coming back 336 00:19:18,909 --> 00:19:20,536 to make the Full Moon festival a thing over here. 337 00:19:21,703 --> 00:19:24,164 Which I'm dubious about, 'cause, you know, UK is a graveyard for joy. 338 00:19:24,248 --> 00:19:25,749 Barbara always says that. 339 00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:27,584 Does she? 340 00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:34,716 More wine. 341 00:19:35,592 --> 00:19:36,718 Kat. 342 00:19:37,970 --> 00:19:39,304 We need to talk. 343 00:19:39,888 --> 00:19:41,974 I know about Patong Beach. 344 00:19:42,057 --> 00:19:43,225 Okay. 345 00:19:44,059 --> 00:19:45,644 You need to tell Princess that you're going. 346 00:19:45,727 --> 00:19:48,772 I have. Yeah, she's excited. She's well up for it. 347 00:19:49,398 --> 00:19:50,399 She's going with you? 348 00:19:50,482 --> 00:19:51,942 Well, I haven't got her a ticket yet, but yeah. 349 00:19:52,025 --> 00:19:54,361 Uh-uh. No. No. Sorry. No way. 350 00:19:54,444 --> 00:19:55,571 She's not even 17. 351 00:19:55,654 --> 00:19:58,115 Well, if she doesn't like it, she can just come home again. 352 00:19:58,198 --> 00:19:59,533 Sorry, what are you talking about? 353 00:19:59,616 --> 00:20:02,286 She can't just pop there and then pop back. 354 00:20:02,911 --> 00:20:06,582 God, you are not thinking about her mental well-being at all. 355 00:20:06,665 --> 00:20:08,792 Or her carbon footprint, if I'm being honest. 356 00:20:08,876 --> 00:20:10,627 It's mostly vegan, I think. 357 00:20:10,711 --> 00:20:11,712 Am I going mad? 358 00:20:11,795 --> 00:20:12,963 Jason's okay with it. 359 00:20:13,046 --> 00:20:15,215 Jason said it was okay? 360 00:20:20,012 --> 00:20:21,722 What is happening? 361 00:20:21,805 --> 00:20:23,724 Why are you here? What are you doing? 362 00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:26,101 I couldn't do it. 363 00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:28,395 How long have you been here? 364 00:20:28,478 --> 00:20:30,522 - Nine days. - Nine days? 365 00:20:30,606 --> 00:20:34,276 Just been… I've been living off the… the last of the rations. 366 00:20:37,279 --> 00:20:38,947 And macarons. 367 00:20:40,532 --> 00:20:43,327 But we've been calling you. You… What happened? 368 00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:44,912 Well, I wasn't gonna make it. 369 00:20:44,995 --> 00:20:47,289 I was gonna run out of food mid-Atlantic. 370 00:20:47,372 --> 00:20:49,583 No, I don't believe this. 371 00:20:49,666 --> 00:20:53,045 I cannot tell everyone I've failed again. 372 00:20:53,712 --> 00:20:55,255 Everyone was so impressed. 373 00:20:55,339 --> 00:20:56,340 Yeah, they were. 374 00:20:56,423 --> 00:20:58,133 But, you know, we don't live in London anymore. 375 00:20:58,217 --> 00:20:59,676 I mean, people have lower expectations here. 376 00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:01,053 Karen, I've… 377 00:21:01,637 --> 00:21:04,181 I've done a terrible thing. 378 00:21:04,264 --> 00:21:05,724 No, you haven't. 379 00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:07,726 Hey. No, you tried… 380 00:21:07,809 --> 00:21:09,770 - I killed a dolphin. - What? 381 00:21:09,853 --> 00:21:11,605 Didn't mean to, obviously. 382 00:21:12,606 --> 00:21:13,982 Caught it with an oar mid-stroke. 383 00:21:14,066 --> 00:21:15,442 Oh, my God. 384 00:21:15,526 --> 00:21:18,570 I mean, all this to try and save the lives of millions of animals, 385 00:21:18,654 --> 00:21:20,447 - I end up killing two myself. - Two? 386 00:21:20,531 --> 00:21:22,115 I may have clipped a pheasant on the drive home. 387 00:21:22,699 --> 00:21:23,700 Right. 388 00:21:24,576 --> 00:21:28,455 Well, we can have nut roast for the next two Christmases 389 00:21:28,539 --> 00:21:30,082 and then we'll be even-stevens. 390 00:21:30,916 --> 00:21:32,417 The sponsorship also covered the… 391 00:21:33,544 --> 00:21:34,878 the boat, and… 392 00:21:36,046 --> 00:21:37,047 all the costs, 393 00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:39,383 which we now have to pay. 394 00:21:39,883 --> 00:21:41,677 How much is it? 395 00:21:43,929 --> 00:21:46,473 How could you agree to this without even talking to me first? 396 00:21:46,557 --> 00:21:47,933 It just sounds like a bit of fun, Nik. 397 00:21:48,016 --> 00:21:49,601 How can we afford the ticket even? 398 00:21:49,685 --> 00:21:52,521 Well, that's all right. My friend smuggles people in all the time. 399 00:21:52,604 --> 00:21:54,273 What? People smuggling? Wow! 400 00:21:54,356 --> 00:21:56,525 - It gets worse, Jason. - Well, you haven't got to come, have you? 401 00:21:56,608 --> 00:21:59,236 You said you don't like the sorts of people you get in these places. 402 00:21:59,319 --> 00:22:01,613 Whoa, whoa. No, I never said that! 403 00:22:01,697 --> 00:22:03,907 Yeah, you did. You called them, "incense-burning, 404 00:22:03,991 --> 00:22:05,367 street food munching wankers." 405 00:22:05,450 --> 00:22:08,495 No, that… that is a lie. I have nothing but respect for them! 406 00:22:08,579 --> 00:22:09,580 Huh? 407 00:22:09,663 --> 00:22:10,998 - Can I go? - No! 408 00:22:11,081 --> 00:22:13,834 - Princess is going. - No, Princess is not going. 409 00:22:13,917 --> 00:22:16,336 - But why? - I don't know this place. 410 00:22:16,420 --> 00:22:19,548 - I mean, is-is-is it safe even? - What, Shoreditch? 411 00:22:19,631 --> 00:22:22,259 I mean, not totally. But it's definitely better than it was. 412 00:22:25,762 --> 00:22:26,847 Shoreditch? 413 00:22:40,402 --> 00:22:41,820 Okay. 414 00:22:51,079 --> 00:22:53,040 Well, why didn't you tell me it was that much? 415 00:22:53,123 --> 00:22:55,167 Well, because I didn't think it mattered 416 00:22:55,250 --> 00:22:58,378 because, had I completed the trip, the sponsorship would cover everything. 417 00:22:58,462 --> 00:23:00,255 Right, so we have to pay for it now? 418 00:23:00,339 --> 00:23:02,257 Not necessarily. No. 419 00:23:02,341 --> 00:23:04,134 There is another way. 420 00:23:04,218 --> 00:23:07,638 A way in which we don't have to pay for the boat, and the seals get their money. 421 00:23:07,721 --> 00:23:09,681 You know, I just don't think these sort of conversations 422 00:23:09,765 --> 00:23:11,350 happen in other marriages. 423 00:23:11,433 --> 00:23:12,976 - What is it? - Okay. 424 00:23:13,060 --> 00:23:14,311 So… 425 00:23:16,355 --> 00:23:19,942 I stay here in the cellar for six weeks. 426 00:23:20,025 --> 00:23:21,443 Six weeks! 427 00:23:21,527 --> 00:23:24,238 And then I fly to America, I go lie on the beach, 428 00:23:24,321 --> 00:23:26,907 and I say that the boat sank and I swam the rest of the way. 429 00:23:26,990 --> 00:23:29,201 I'm sorry, but have the lids come off these paint tins? 430 00:23:29,284 --> 00:23:31,036 - 'Cause… - Karen, this is the only way. 431 00:23:31,620 --> 00:23:35,415 But you just… You have to carry on as if I'm still in the Atlantic. 432 00:23:35,499 --> 00:23:37,000 You have to keep up the act. 433 00:23:37,084 --> 00:23:38,919 Otherwise people will get suspicious. 434 00:23:39,002 --> 00:23:41,213 Can you do that? Can you live a lie? 435 00:23:47,469 --> 00:23:49,805 - Hello. - Hello. 436 00:23:53,016 --> 00:23:55,853 It is a bit of a confusing name for a festival. 437 00:23:55,936 --> 00:23:57,229 Uh-huh. 438 00:23:59,648 --> 00:24:01,608 Sorry it took so long. 439 00:24:01,692 --> 00:24:02,943 I had to nip to the van. 440 00:24:03,902 --> 00:24:05,404 Then I fell asleep in it. 441 00:24:05,487 --> 00:24:07,322 - Okay. - But that's all done now. 442 00:24:07,406 --> 00:24:09,700 - Great. - I'll whiz the invoice over tomorrow. 443 00:24:09,783 --> 00:24:12,119 - Are you charging us? - Maybe check with Carol in the office. 444 00:24:12,202 --> 00:24:13,912 There's a Carol in the office. 445 00:24:13,996 --> 00:24:16,498 Yeah, Monday to Thursdays. Fridays it's Eleanor. 446 00:24:16,582 --> 00:24:17,583 Right. 447 00:24:18,792 --> 00:24:19,793 I… I'll get me tools. 448 00:24:19,877 --> 00:24:21,753 - Cheers, Bri. Yeah. Thanks, mate. - Okay. 449 00:24:24,715 --> 00:24:28,260 I was just so ready to believe that Kat was gonna leave at the first chance. 450 00:24:28,343 --> 00:24:29,303 I know. 451 00:24:29,386 --> 00:24:32,890 She doesn't have the upper ear piercings of a woman who sticks at things, does she? 452 00:24:34,308 --> 00:24:36,602 I'm just really afraid of losing Princess. 453 00:24:37,186 --> 00:24:38,187 No, no. 454 00:24:39,605 --> 00:24:40,606 I know you are. 455 00:24:41,690 --> 00:24:43,775 - She's not going anywhere. - Really? 456 00:24:45,277 --> 00:24:48,447 'Cause it doesn't feel like she's here with me like she was. 457 00:24:48,530 --> 00:24:49,531 I know. 458 00:24:51,116 --> 00:24:54,912 Has she just been waiting all this time to replace me and go back to her mum? 459 00:24:57,247 --> 00:24:59,666 Are you familiar with Bandura's cultural learning theory 460 00:24:59,750 --> 00:25:01,919 in the role of benevolent attachment? 461 00:25:02,002 --> 00:25:03,003 Wow. 462 00:25:03,086 --> 00:25:04,755 So that's how it's gonna be, is it? 463 00:25:04,838 --> 00:25:08,759 One day back at college and you're back quoting theories to little homespun Nikki. 464 00:25:08,842 --> 00:25:10,594 It's just a useful framework. That's all. 465 00:25:10,677 --> 00:25:11,678 No, don't framework me. 466 00:25:11,762 --> 00:25:14,223 I'm the one who had to bribe you with sex, so you'd read the parenting book. 467 00:25:14,306 --> 00:25:15,349 That wasn't a bribe. 468 00:25:15,432 --> 00:25:17,476 That was a reward for all my hard work. 469 00:25:21,188 --> 00:25:22,189 Just… 470 00:25:22,898 --> 00:25:26,276 I'm just starting to feel a little bit on the outside of all of this. 471 00:25:26,360 --> 00:25:27,986 Well, come on the inside then. 472 00:25:28,946 --> 00:25:29,947 Hey? 473 00:25:31,031 --> 00:25:32,616 No one's pushing you out, Nik. 474 00:25:35,619 --> 00:25:36,703 Right, then. Pudding. 475 00:25:37,746 --> 00:25:38,830 Bit of lemon drizz? 476 00:25:44,044 --> 00:25:45,504 There you go. 477 00:25:51,593 --> 00:25:53,720 Looks like you've got a dodgy hinge on this one as well. 478 00:25:53,804 --> 00:25:56,014 Do you want me to fix it while I'm here? 479 00:25:56,098 --> 00:25:57,516 Yeah, you may as well. 480 00:25:57,599 --> 00:25:58,600 Cool. 481 00:26:00,310 --> 00:26:01,520 That's great. 482 00:26:36,180 --> 00:26:37,389 There you go. Easier than it seems. 483 00:26:38,223 --> 00:26:39,766 Yay!