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[cheerful music playing]

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It's so weird.

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- It was here.
- What does it… What does it look like?

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It looks like a carrot cake.

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- Has it got cream in it or…
- No.

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What color was the icing?

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I'll tell you what, any carrot cake you
find, why don't you just run it by me?

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It was literally here.

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No, I don't know what could've…

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[clicks tongue] Hi.

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- [stomping on stairs]
- Look, just don't antagonize her.

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What? I didn't.

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What? Is she ever gonna forgive me?

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- [door slams]
- I know

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I didn't tell her that I found her mum,

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and I know that that is not great,
but, really, how bad is that?

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I mean, Hitler's here. Yeah?
Amal Clooney's here. Where am I?

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Go on.

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Seriously? Past Ellen?

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All right, we're sailing
past Lance Armstrong now.

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Yeah.

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Here's Prince Andrew. No. Really?

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Caitlin from Jazzercise?

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- [sucks teeth] Yeah.
- Are you for real?

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Worse than Caitlin from Ja…

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Okay, no, sorry,
you are not taking this seriously.

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Look, you just need to give it time.

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And, by the way, for future reference,

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the next time that
you covertly trail someone,

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don't let them
take a selfie on your phone.

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Once again, Jase,
I didn't know that she was doing that.

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How could you not know? Honestly, Nik.

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Because I'm not constantly
scrolling through my photos.

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I'm not 23.

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I take them, and I never look
at them again like an adult…

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Do you guys really have to come today?

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- Yeah.
- [Nikki] Yeah,

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yeah, we agreed with Noah
that all visits need to be supervised.

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How am I gonna get to know my mum at
a theme park with you all hanging around?

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And why do you get to decide everything?

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Because we're the adults

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- and you're the child, I'm afraid.
- [Nikki] Yeah.

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And the theme park's a bit of a treat
before Jason's first day at college.

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Yeah.

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Listen, in a few months,
if things go well, then, gosh,

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of course you can spend
some time alone with her. I promise.

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- You promise?
- [Nikki] Yeah.

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How do I know you're not lying again?

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- Once again, it was a lie to be nice.
- To be nice.

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[Nikki] And I am sorry.

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No! When we were little
and being moved around all the time,

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everyone lied to protect me, telling me,
"Everything's gonna be fine now.

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This is definitely the last move."

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All the worst things anyone ever said to
me were by nice people trying to be nice.

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I am sorry. Truly.

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Okay, look, look.

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From now on, all of us
are gonna move forward together

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- with honesty and trust. Yeah?
- Yeah. Yeah.

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[Princess] You're currently
pretending to help her

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look for a carrot cake
you ate three days ago.

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- [mouthing] Shut up.
- [Princess] In one go.

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He threw the box in the bin
on the street outside.

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Twenty minutes
we've been looking for that.

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Uh?

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"What color's the icing?"

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[Karen] Well, this is nice, isn't it?

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Just the two of us.

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For the next nine weeks.

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Until Daddy has rowed the Atlantic.
[chuckles]

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Which was a really important thing that he
obviously really needed to do, but, uh…

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Shall we call him? On the boat.

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Yeah!

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Right. [grunts] Here we go.

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- [line ringing]
- [breathes heavily] Can you see?

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Oh, hello.

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- Hello.
- Hi, Daddy.

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- Hi. [grunts]
- [Karen] How's it going?

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Is it peaceful out there?

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No, it's, uh, busiest shipping lane
in the world. [chuckles]

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- [ship horn blows]
- I, uh… Oh. There's a tanker.

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- Sorry, just blow the whistle.
- [whistle blows]

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- Oh, my…
- [whistle blows]

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[blows, chuckles]

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Oh. I've run out of flares too,
which is a bit of a concern.

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You've only been out there two weeks.

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Yeah, I know, I just, um…

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lost my patience with a seagull. It's
fine. I think I've seen the last of him.

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She wants to know,
can you see the Statue of Liberty?

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Um, yeah, I do wonder if maybe we could
filter these questions before the call.

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I have, uh, very limited battery
with this s-satellite phone.

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Stevie, do you want to go
and get ready for the party?

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[chuckles] Go on.

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Yeah, I love you, darling.
I'm doing all this for you, remember!

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How long is this going to go on for?

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You know,
I am spinning a lot of plates here.

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What plates, my love?

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Stevie.

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Sorry, I think you cut out.
I-I just heard "Stevie."

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[inhales sharply]

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Could you maybe ask friends for help?

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I don't have any friends.

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The other mums don't like me
'cause my face is too symmetrical.

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I mean, we've been through this.
Can you just pick up the pace?

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I am doing my very best.

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And… don't tell Stevie
that you're doing it for her.

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'Cause if you die,
she's gonna carry that guilt.

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Right, understood. I…

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- [seagull squawking]
- Oh, he's back. The seagull's back.

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Off!

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- Scott. Scott, you're breaking up. I ca…
- This is not your property!

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- You have the sky!
- What…

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- [squawking continues]
- Get off!

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You will leave this boat!

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[doorbell rings]

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Vic Ross, handyman.
Sorry I'm late first day on the job.

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You're five minutes early.

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Leaky tap, is it?

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Uh. You-You've left your engine running.

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[gentle guitar music playing]

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All done. No charge for the labor.
25p for the washer.

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Bank transfer is fine. Have a nice day.

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- [vehicle door closes]
- Thank you!

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Nik, Nik, Nik, I think
I've worked out a way, fingers crossed,

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that we can get a second go
on Pharaoh's Fury.

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Great. Are our lives
really not scary enough already?

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Ah, you're gonna love it, trust me.

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[Nikki] You okay? Yeah?

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Do you think it's weird that he's not
showing any interest in Kat?

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I think he's fine. I think
he's just dealing with it in his own way.

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There's a tiny bit of me hopes
that he stays so weird

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that he never builds proper relationships
and he has to live with us forever.

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- It's just a tiny part.
- Is it?

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It's, like, so tiny. It's barely
even worth mentioning, actually.

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Sure.

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- Oh. She's late.
- She's only ten minutes late, doll.

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- Go on, give her a chance, eh?
- I don't trust her.

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Listen, you need to let Princess
figure this out on her own.

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She needs protecting.

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Jase, she's not as brave
as her eye makeup makes you think.

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- See, today, yeah, if you get anxious…
- Mm-hmm?

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- …I want you to do something.
- Okay.

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[inhales sharply]
Take a deep breath, ground yourself,

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and then take a big sip of water, okay?

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- It's gonna be all right. I promise you.
- [chuckles]

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- Hi!
- Oy 'up, there she is. Come on.

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Hi, Princess.

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Ten minutes late, carrying a coffee.

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- Oh, my God. Your hair.
- Hi. Yeah. [chuckles]

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- Hi. Sorry, I'm late.
- Oh, no.

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That's all right. Don't worry about it.

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I wanted to get some things for…
Well, for the train.

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Just as a thank you
for welcoming me to your family.

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It's great to be a mum again.

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- [Jason] That's very kind.
- That's nice.

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[gulping]

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[epic rock music playing]

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Okay, shall we? Yeah, let's have it.

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Come on, you.
Train leaves in five minutes.

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[people laughing, screaming]

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- Hello.
- Hiya.

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There we are.

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- This is a family ticket.
- Yes.

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You've got three adults.

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- Yeah. Sorry.
- Yes.

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- I… Ooh. God, that's loud.
- [mic feedback]

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Sorry, what it is, is that us two here are
the legal parents of these two kids here.

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- Hello.
- Hello.

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And then this lady over here.

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Yeah, Kat, who we've recently
reconnected with,

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she is their biological mother.

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Now, uh, we're together, you know?
We're a family, aren't we? Yeah, we are.

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Do we know what that looks like yet?
No. No, we don't.

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Will it present some issues going forward?

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Almost certainly.

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But I think we're together, you know? We--

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- Ugh, just go in.
- All right, thanks very much.

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- Oy oy!
- Thank you. Have a good day. Bye.

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[music continues]

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Where do you wanna start? We're, like,
over here. So if you wanna go on…

180
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Okay, so we can't leave Princess
unsupervised with Kat.

181
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Will you go on
all the roller coaster rides with them?

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I would, but you know I get dizzy,

183
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and I used up a lot of
my motion sickness tablets on the train.

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Yeah, fine. Yeah, I mean, I can't wait,

185
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but Tyler wants
to have a word with me about something.

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Okay, will you come and rescue me
as soon as you can?

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Yeah. Why don't you just come with us?
They'll be fine.

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Jase, you don't know her.
She's a bad influence.

189
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We leave them alone and
they'll be running around robbing banks,

190
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all whacked up on the Scooby Snacks.

191
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- That's just a line from that song, Nik.
- Doesn't mean it can't happen, Jase.

192
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- Hiya.
- Okay. Me and Mum are gonna go on Rage.

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Oh. Oh, yes. Yeah, no, I'm up for that.

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- Really?
- Yes.

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- You get dizzy getting out of the bath--
- No. No. No, it's fine.

196
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This is what all those baths
have been in preparation for.

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Okay, fine. Let's go on Rage.

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Whoo!

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[breathes heavily]

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- Are you sure?
- Yep.

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[breathes heavily]
I mean, how motiony can it be?

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[screaming]

203
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[doorbell rings]

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[door opens]

205
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- Hello.
- Oh, hi. Here she is.

206
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She's got an itchy scalp
so it could be lice.

207
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Oh, well, no, she's in now.

208
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How-How are you? How are you coping?

209
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With Scott being away?
We've all been thinking about you.

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Oh. Yeah.
Yeah, no, no, we're fine. Thanks.

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Right, well, I will see you at 2:00.

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It's such an incredible thing
that he's doing.

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It's so important to raise awareness
of climate change.

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Well, I do wonder who hasn't heard
about it by now, but, you know.

215
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Would you like to come in?

216
00:10:04,521 --> 00:10:05,939
Are you asking me to stay?

217
00:10:06,023 --> 00:10:08,650
Uh, yeah. If you like.

218
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Well, I didn't even know
parents could stay.

219
00:10:12,821 --> 00:10:16,491
[chuckles] Yeah, yeah, they can. Come in.

220
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[upbeat music playing]

221
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[Princess chuckles] Oh, my God.

222
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- That was fun.
- [chuckles]

223
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[cheers] Yeah! [breathes heavily]

224
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You know we'll be fine on our own.

225
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You could just go
and get a tea or something.

226
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- What? And miss this? [panting]
- Come on.

227
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Okay, well, the queue's still short,
so let's go on again then.

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- Yeah.
- Yeah?

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Yeah, no, that-that is an option.

230
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Or is there a-a petting zoo,
or an information kiosk, maybe?

231
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There you are, mate.
Pop yourself down here for a sec.

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Right then.

233
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What's the problem? Is it about your mum?

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'Cause you know if you're having feelings,
you can always talk to us.

235
00:11:01,620 --> 00:11:06,333
I'm not. I know I should be, but
I don't really remember her. Is that okay?

236
00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:08,418
Of course it is, mate. Yeah, course it is.

237
00:11:09,253 --> 00:11:11,088
- So, what's up?
- It's about a girl.

238
00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:12,172
Okay, all right.

239
00:11:12,256 --> 00:11:15,092
Her friend said she likes me
and then she texted me.

240
00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:16,885
And now I don't know what to text back.

241
00:11:16,969 --> 00:11:18,303
Well, do you like her?

242
00:11:18,387 --> 00:11:23,559
Yeah, but the thing is, I lied.
I've never had a girlfriend before.

243
00:11:23,642 --> 00:11:25,686
What do you mean? What about Anastasia?

244
00:11:25,769 --> 00:11:28,188
- Beyoncé's backing dancer.
- I made her up.

245
00:11:28,272 --> 00:11:29,273
Did ya?

246
00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:32,192
Well, that has come as a surprise.

247
00:11:33,485 --> 00:11:35,487
Well, look,
it seems like she likes you, mate.

248
00:11:35,571 --> 00:11:36,822
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

249
00:11:36,905 --> 00:11:40,325
Girls like nice guys now because
of all the things your generation did.

250
00:11:40,409 --> 00:11:44,955
Ah, well. You're welcome. Yeah.

251
00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:47,124
[gentle guitar music playing]

252
00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:51,879
Do you mind if I take a little tea break?

253
00:11:51,962 --> 00:11:54,047
Yeah, sure. You've been working for ages.

254
00:11:57,843 --> 00:11:58,844
[music stops]

255
00:12:00,554 --> 00:12:01,972
[sighs]

256
00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:04,933
Thanks. Apologies for the delay.

257
00:12:06,143 --> 00:12:07,144
[music resumes]

258
00:12:11,148 --> 00:12:13,442
Oh, that's such a cool tattoo.

259
00:12:14,193 --> 00:12:15,736
- [worker] Head back, please.
- Oh, thanks.

260
00:12:15,819 --> 00:12:17,821
Sorry. Who did it?

261
00:12:17,905 --> 00:12:20,949
I don't remember actually. Oh, hang on.

262
00:12:21,033 --> 00:12:22,534
He did his name at the same time.

263
00:12:22,618 --> 00:12:24,995
- Did he?
- Nah, can't get to it.

264
00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:26,079
We can go see him, if you want?

265
00:12:26,163 --> 00:12:27,623
- Oh, my God. Yeah.
- Oh, whoa.

266
00:12:27,706 --> 00:12:30,792
[chuckling] Hey, that's… Let's just…

267
00:12:30,876 --> 00:12:32,252
[laughing]

268
00:12:35,047 --> 00:12:36,381
How is everybody? Okay?

269
00:12:36,465 --> 00:12:37,883
Good? Good?

270
00:12:37,966 --> 00:12:39,134
- All good. Hmm?
- Sit down.

271
00:12:39,218 --> 00:12:41,386
- Please.
- Yeah, sorry.

272
00:12:50,521 --> 00:12:53,524
Oh. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

273
00:12:53,607 --> 00:12:56,026
[screaming]

274
00:12:57,694 --> 00:12:58,695
Ooh.

275
00:13:00,030 --> 00:13:01,031
What do women like?

276
00:13:01,740 --> 00:13:02,741
Um…

277
00:13:02,824 --> 00:13:05,202
I listened to some podcasts
and started a list.

278
00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:08,413
Have ya? Okay, what you got?

279
00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:11,041
Wow.

280
00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:12,459
- "Little dogs."
- Mmm.

281
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,878
- "Dry shampoo."
- Well, yeah, that's true.

282
00:13:14,962 --> 00:13:16,505
"Asking for the gluten-free menu."

283
00:13:16,588 --> 00:13:18,841
Okay, mate, I'm just gonna stop you there
'cause one thing women don't like

284
00:13:18,924 --> 00:13:22,052
is being studied like you're reporting
back on them to your home planet, yeah?

285
00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:24,555
You don't need to write that down.
All right?

286
00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:26,723
What did she write? Let's have a look.

287
00:13:30,352 --> 00:13:31,353
"Barbara?"

288
00:13:32,104 --> 00:13:33,438
- Mm-hmm.
- Her name's Barbara?

289
00:13:34,022 --> 00:13:35,440
- Yeah.
- How old is she, mate?

290
00:13:35,524 --> 00:13:36,775
Same age as me.

291
00:13:36,859 --> 00:13:39,570
Right. Okay, well, that's wild.

292
00:13:40,445 --> 00:13:41,989
Let's see what she said then.

293
00:13:42,823 --> 00:13:45,784
"Hey." Why must they play
these mind games, huh?

294
00:13:45,868 --> 00:13:48,161
What do I say?
Teach me to be funny like you.

295
00:13:48,245 --> 00:13:50,914
Don't be silly, Tyler.
You can't teach that.

296
00:13:50,998 --> 00:13:53,041
You're one of the funniest people
in the world.

297
00:13:53,125 --> 00:13:56,253
Well, yes, I do like to take a wry,
sideways look at life,

298
00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,338
but my bedrock's funny voices,

299
00:13:58,422 --> 00:14:00,632
and that doesn't really
translate in a text message.

300
00:14:00,716 --> 00:14:01,967
[tender music playing]

301
00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:03,135
Listen, mate.

302
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,637
There's a common mistake
that men make, right?

303
00:14:05,721 --> 00:14:07,139
As soon as they know
that someone likes them,

304
00:14:07,222 --> 00:14:09,391
they immediately try to be someone else.

305
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:12,936
Just be yourself, mate. All right?

306
00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:18,400
If you're in doubt, ever,
just ask yourself, "What would Tyler do?"

307
00:14:20,444 --> 00:14:25,115
- Okay.
- [Nikki screaming]

308
00:14:25,199 --> 00:14:27,201
[Jason] Sounds like
Nikki's having a great time.

309
00:14:29,077 --> 00:14:32,664
Oh, it must be so hard knowing
he's out there somewhere all alone.

310
00:14:32,748 --> 00:14:34,917
Oh, you haven't met him.
It's harder when he's here.

311
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,418
[chuckling]

312
00:14:36,502 --> 00:14:38,879
Uh, why haven't we run
into each other before?

313
00:14:38,962 --> 00:14:41,215
That's 'cause normally
I just sit in my car and read my book.

314
00:14:41,298 --> 00:14:43,217
[chuckling]

315
00:14:45,427 --> 00:14:48,764
[all chuckling]

316
00:14:51,266 --> 00:14:53,352
[screaming]

317
00:14:54,353 --> 00:14:56,021
Oh, that is nice.

318
00:14:56,104 --> 00:14:58,440
Oh, my God. [breathes deeply]

319
00:14:58,524 --> 00:15:00,859
I need the toilet. [breathes heavily]

320
00:15:00,943 --> 00:15:04,196
There's one right there.
We'll be all right on our own.

321
00:15:06,323 --> 00:15:09,326
No, I don't want
to break the team up. [chuckles]

322
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:11,286
- It'll pass. [chuckles]
- All right.

323
00:15:11,370 --> 00:15:13,163
It'll pass. [chuckles]

324
00:15:16,041 --> 00:15:18,669
So, have-have you thought any more
what your plans might be?

325
00:15:20,045 --> 00:15:23,340
Do you know it takes seven minutes for
the light from the sun to reach the Earth?

326
00:15:25,175 --> 00:15:27,594
If the sun explodes,
we wouldn't know for seven minutes.

327
00:15:28,095 --> 00:15:32,140
We might have minutes to live, Nikki.
And no one would know.

328
00:15:33,809 --> 00:15:35,811
So I just take things as they come.

329
00:15:38,063 --> 00:15:41,692
Yeah, it's just, it-it…
it's taken a long time to get her settled,

330
00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:44,027
so I just would quite like
to see if we can--

331
00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:46,738
Well, she can't have been that settled
or she wouldn't have looked for me.

332
00:15:47,406 --> 00:15:50,033
I know that I need to wait
until Tyler's older to reconnect with him,

333
00:15:50,117 --> 00:15:51,618
but Princess is old enough to decide.

334
00:15:51,702 --> 00:15:53,912
- And she wants me back in her life, so…
- Yeah.

335
00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:57,040
[Kat] You're thirsty today.

336
00:15:57,124 --> 00:15:58,667
Hey, let's go on The Reckoning.

337
00:15:58,750 --> 00:15:59,877
Okay.

338
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:01,378
Unless you wanna sit this one out?

339
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:05,215
No! No! I am loving it. [chuckles]

340
00:16:07,050 --> 00:16:09,595
I love that feeling
when your stomach just completely drops.

341
00:16:09,678 --> 00:16:11,263
- Yeah, come on.
- [sighs]

342
00:16:11,346 --> 00:16:13,348
[downcast music playing]

343
00:16:13,432 --> 00:16:14,892
[sighs] Yeah, that feels great.

344
00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:15,976
[breathes heavily]

345
00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:18,270
Anyone else need the toilet?

346
00:16:18,896 --> 00:16:20,647
No? Okay.

347
00:16:20,731 --> 00:16:22,733
[water running]

348
00:16:27,321 --> 00:16:31,033
Oh, sorry, I would actually prefer it
if you used the downstairs toilet.

349
00:16:31,116 --> 00:16:33,327
The pipes under your sink echoed in a way

350
00:16:33,410 --> 00:16:35,829
that suggested to me
your shower was losing pressure.

351
00:16:35,913 --> 00:16:37,873
No extra charge, it's all guaranteed.

352
00:16:37,956 --> 00:16:40,709
Any drop off in the next 25 years,
I'll pop back.

353
00:16:45,464 --> 00:16:46,882
As long as I'm still alive.

354
00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:53,889
How are ya getting on?

355
00:16:57,059 --> 00:16:59,061
[whistling]

356
00:17:03,065 --> 00:17:04,273
[Tyler] I dunno what to write.

357
00:17:09,988 --> 00:17:10,989
- [sighs] Okay.
- Yeah?

358
00:17:11,073 --> 00:17:12,491
- I wrote it.
- What's it say? "Hey."

359
00:17:14,451 --> 00:17:16,453
That's perfect, mate. Fire it off.
Go on, send it.

360
00:17:16,537 --> 00:17:18,539
- I'm scared.
- I know you are, mate. Be brave.

361
00:17:18,622 --> 00:17:20,249
- Come on, breathe.
- [breathes deeply] Okay.

362
00:17:20,332 --> 00:17:21,750
- Go on.
- Sent.

363
00:17:21,834 --> 00:17:23,585
- [sighs] Oh, my God.
- Okay, that's it.

364
00:17:23,669 --> 00:17:25,587
- That was crazy.
- Okay, head between your knees.

365
00:17:25,671 --> 00:17:27,673
- Oh, God.
- There you go. Keep breathing, good lad.

366
00:17:28,257 --> 00:17:31,510
- It's terrifying, right?
- Yes, mate. Every time.

367
00:17:32,135 --> 00:17:35,430
That's it. Okay then, let's hit the rides.

368
00:17:36,139 --> 00:17:37,558
[phone chimes]

369
00:17:37,641 --> 00:17:38,725
- Oh, my God.
- What?

370
00:17:38,809 --> 00:17:41,353
- She replied.
- She's replied?

371
00:17:41,436 --> 00:17:42,437
[both] She replied!

372
00:17:42,521 --> 00:17:45,691
- Come on, mate. Yes! Fantastic.
- Yeah! [chuckles]

373
00:17:45,774 --> 00:17:47,901
- Oh, my God.
- That's that then. Come on.

374
00:17:47,985 --> 00:17:50,153
[sighs] But I want to send another one.

375
00:17:50,237 --> 00:17:51,238
Do ya?

376
00:17:52,990 --> 00:17:55,117
Come on then, Romeo. What you got? [sighs]

377
00:17:55,617 --> 00:17:59,580
Yeah, yeah, so we ring every day
just so Stevie can hear his voice.

378
00:17:59,663 --> 00:18:00,664
Oh, amazing.

379
00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:03,041
Your face is so symmetrical.

380
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:04,751
Oh, well, thank you. [chuckles]

381
00:18:04,835 --> 00:18:06,211
She should join the book group.

382
00:18:06,295 --> 00:18:09,298
We go to Salvos and pretend
to talk about a book we haven't read,

383
00:18:09,381 --> 00:18:11,466
but actually just talk trash
about people in the playground.

384
00:18:11,550 --> 00:18:12,718
Oh, I would love that.

385
00:18:12,801 --> 00:18:15,053
- And, actually, I do have some thoughts.
- What is your number?

386
00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:16,555
I'm gonna add you to the parents group.

387
00:18:16,638 --> 00:18:18,140
Oh, no. I'm already in that, I think.

388
00:18:18,223 --> 00:18:21,059
No, I mean the, um,
the proper one. [chuckles]

389
00:18:22,477 --> 00:18:23,478
[sighing] Oh.

390
00:18:23,562 --> 00:18:25,272
Mummy, I'm bored.

391
00:18:25,355 --> 00:18:26,565
Can we go now?

392
00:18:26,648 --> 00:18:29,943
Can you just give me ten more minutes?
Please? Go on.

393
00:18:32,070 --> 00:18:33,739
[speaks indistinctly]

394
00:18:33,822 --> 00:18:39,536
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God!

395
00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:44,791
Choc-ices.

396
00:18:44,875 --> 00:18:46,376
- Thank you.
- Thank you.

397
00:18:46,460 --> 00:18:48,086
[Kat] I'll just get some serviettes.

398
00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:52,174
You all right?

399
00:18:52,257 --> 00:18:53,509
Yeah. [sighs]

400
00:18:54,718 --> 00:18:56,929
Yeah. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.

401
00:18:57,012 --> 00:19:00,599
Whoa, no, no, no, no, no,
absolutely not. [sighs]

402
00:19:00,682 --> 00:19:02,017
Well, I've refilled your water.

403
00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:03,143
Thank you.

404
00:19:03,227 --> 00:19:05,604
You know you're only supposed
to take four of those a day, don't you?

405
00:19:05,687 --> 00:19:07,773
Yeah, well, this isn't a normal day,
is it, Jase?

406
00:19:07,856 --> 00:19:09,191
I can't leave them on their own.

407
00:19:09,274 --> 00:19:11,276
We're just going to have
to trust her, I think, Nik.

408
00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:14,071
You're talking about inviting
someone into our lives,

409
00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:15,489
someone we don't know,

410
00:19:15,572 --> 00:19:19,493
who could have all sorts of problems
and with no idea how any of it will end.

411
00:19:19,576 --> 00:19:22,955
Well, I mean, it worked out
the last time we did it. Didn't it?

412
00:19:23,038 --> 00:19:25,499
[gentle guitar music playing]

413
00:19:25,582 --> 00:19:27,125
[Tyler] The scariest thing is going down.

414
00:19:27,209 --> 00:19:28,627
[Jason] She's trying, Nik.

415
00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:33,715
It's just maybe her trying
doesn't look like our trying. That's all.

416
00:19:37,553 --> 00:19:39,054
[inhales sharply] Do you know,

417
00:19:39,638 --> 00:19:42,474
it's times like this where
I really wish I hadn't changed you

418
00:19:42,558 --> 00:19:43,809
into a more rounded person,

419
00:19:43,892 --> 00:19:45,894
'cause that has really
come back to bite me.

420
00:19:47,145 --> 00:19:48,772
[Tyler chuckles] Been so fun.

421
00:19:49,982 --> 00:19:52,401
Oh, okay, come on guys,
our train's leaving soon.

422
00:19:52,484 --> 00:19:53,819
Come on, let's get packed up.

423
00:19:53,902 --> 00:19:56,071
[gentle, somber music playing]

424
00:19:58,323 --> 00:19:59,825
Come on, let's have it.

425
00:20:16,675 --> 00:20:18,010
You okay?

426
00:20:18,093 --> 00:20:19,094
Yeah. [sighs]

427
00:20:22,014 --> 00:20:24,766
Look, I promise you'll get
some time alone together soon,

428
00:20:24,850 --> 00:20:27,769
but it's just, Princess,
it has to be the right time.

429
00:20:28,353 --> 00:20:30,480
When we think you're ready. Yeah?

430
00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:32,608
Yeah. [sighs]

431
00:20:32,691 --> 00:20:34,776
Do you want me to put
your wrapper in the bin?

432
00:20:35,611 --> 00:20:36,862
No, it's all right. I'll do it.

433
00:20:36,945 --> 00:20:37,946
Okay.

434
00:20:45,245 --> 00:20:48,248
[thoughtful music playing]

435
00:20:54,755 --> 00:20:58,008
Oh, one minute. I can't not get the photo.

436
00:21:02,137 --> 00:21:04,056
Hmm. [chuckles]

437
00:21:16,902 --> 00:21:18,237
[train announcer speaks indistinctly]

438
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:20,989
- Hurry up. Come on, quick.
- [train announcer] …Platform One.

439
00:21:21,865 --> 00:21:23,408
Get your tickets ready, please.

440
00:21:23,492 --> 00:21:25,202
- [train announcer] …Platform One.
- That's it, get through.

441
00:21:25,285 --> 00:21:27,037
- Come on, Princess.
- Yeah, I am.

442
00:21:28,288 --> 00:21:29,790
Come on, mate. There you go.

443
00:21:32,543 --> 00:21:34,670
- [scanner beeping]
- Oh. [stammers] It won't work.

444
00:21:34,753 --> 00:21:36,255
- What?
- It won't work.

445
00:21:36,338 --> 00:21:38,549
- Well, co… The train…
- No, Jason. Tyler.

446
00:21:38,632 --> 00:21:39,883
- Don't leave me!
- Train's gonna leave!

447
00:21:39,967 --> 00:21:42,386
- Don't leave! It's not working!
- Well, hurry up then, please!

448
00:21:42,469 --> 00:21:44,763
- [Jason] Oh, brilliant. Fantastic.
- [Nikki] Oh!

449
00:21:44,847 --> 00:21:46,223
Yeah, that's absolute…

450
00:21:48,684 --> 00:21:49,810
[mouthing] You can go.

451
00:21:49,893 --> 00:21:52,479
[tender music playing]

452
00:22:02,197 --> 00:22:04,116
Oh. I can't…

453
00:22:06,034 --> 00:22:07,244
Let's have a look at your ticket.

454
00:22:08,328 --> 00:22:11,206
Ah, yeah. That's not a ticket, is it?

455
00:22:11,707 --> 00:22:13,292
That's your membership card for the zoo.

456
00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:15,794
- Oh! Oh, yeah.
- Ah.

457
00:22:16,712 --> 00:22:19,423
Must still be feeling
a bit woozy. [chuckles]

458
00:22:19,506 --> 00:22:21,717
- Oh, there we go. [chuckles] Yeah.
- Found it? Okay.

459
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:24,553
Whoop. There we are. [chuckles]

460
00:22:24,636 --> 00:22:27,389
You know, we could have just sat
on another carriage, don't you?

461
00:22:27,472 --> 00:22:29,141
Next train's not for another hour.

462
00:22:36,190 --> 00:22:37,399
- Tickets please.
- Hey,

463
00:22:37,482 --> 00:22:38,483
- um, they said…
- What?

464
00:22:38,567 --> 00:22:40,402
- …they're gonna get the next one.
- Okay, cool.

465
00:22:42,738 --> 00:22:46,241
[sighing]

466
00:22:50,787 --> 00:22:52,080
- Do you…
- So, do…

467
00:22:52,164 --> 00:22:55,042
- Sorry. No, no, you go. You go.
- No. It doesn't matter. You go.

468
00:22:55,125 --> 00:22:57,419
- Really? No, no, no, it's fine.
- Yeah. You go. You go.

469
00:22:57,503 --> 00:22:59,505
- Okay. Um--
- Tickets then, please?

470
00:23:05,302 --> 00:23:08,055
Oh. These aren't valid in first class.

471
00:23:10,474 --> 00:23:12,142
[speaks Spanish]

472
00:23:13,352 --> 00:23:15,103
This is first class.

473
00:23:15,187 --> 00:23:17,898
[chuckles, speaks Spanish]

474
00:23:17,981 --> 00:23:19,775
You can't sit here.

475
00:23:19,858 --> 00:23:21,568
There's a fine you'll have to pay.

476
00:23:21,652 --> 00:23:23,362
[speaks Spanish]

477
00:23:24,154 --> 00:23:25,155
What's she saying?

478
00:23:25,781 --> 00:23:27,824
Oh, um…

479
00:23:27,908 --> 00:23:28,909
Shakira?

480
00:23:30,077 --> 00:23:32,120
- What?
- Uh, Shakira, uh,

481
00:23:32,204 --> 00:23:33,455
uh, Dua Lipa. Santana.

482
00:23:34,289 --> 00:23:36,041
Aguilera con Paco Rabanne.

483
00:23:36,124 --> 00:23:38,126
Lin-Manuel Miranda, sí?

484
00:23:38,210 --> 00:23:42,214
- Uh, Eva Longoria, Eva, sí, sí.
- Eva Longoria! Eva Longoria. Sí, sí, sí.

485
00:23:42,297 --> 00:23:44,424
[slow rock music playing]

486
00:23:45,384 --> 00:23:47,177
[both laughing]

487
00:23:49,888 --> 00:23:51,181
That was fun.

488
00:23:54,017 --> 00:23:55,227
- Oh, God.
- What?

489
00:23:55,310 --> 00:23:56,645
- He's coming back. Go.
- Oh, no.

490
00:23:56,728 --> 00:23:58,939
- Go, go, go, go. Go.
- [guard] Oi, don't move!

491
00:24:00,232 --> 00:24:02,526
- Wait, oi! Now, oi!
- [laughs]

492
00:24:02,609 --> 00:24:03,777
Excuse me.

493
00:24:04,695 --> 00:24:05,821
I know you're not Spanish.

494
00:24:05,904 --> 00:24:07,447
[music continues]

495
00:24:10,284 --> 00:24:13,287
[all laughing]

496
00:25:20,229 --> 00:25:22,231
[music continues]