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<i>-Gentlemen.</i>
<i>-It's been 12 hours since I saw you.</i>

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<i>Who's in charge today? Bobby or Catherine?</i>

3
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<i>Maybe we can put a sign out in the lot</i>
<i>so we know whose butt to kiss.</i>

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<i>[chuckles] The only Georgia peach</i>
<i>you guys gotta concern yourselves with</i>

5
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<i>is this one.</i>

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<i>Georgia peach?</i>
<i>More like a bag of avocados.</i>

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<i>Oh! I love avocados.</i>

8
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<i>-[groans softly]</i>
<i>-Uh, yeah.</i>

9
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<i>What? There's fat in them,</i>
<i>but it's good fat.</i>

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<i>Thank you.</i>

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<i>Okay, uh, Jake,</i>
<i>we have to fly to Daytona tonight.</i>

12
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<i>I have a meeting with a potential sponsor,</i>
<i>and they really wanna meet you.</i>

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<i>Oh, Jake's in.</i>

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<i>No, I'm not. The doctor said I can't fly</i>
<i>for another month,</i>

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<i>'cause of the concussion.</i>

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<i>Something about</i>
<i>too much pressure on my brain.</i>

17
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<i>Breathing puts</i>
<i>too much pressure on your brain.</i>

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<i>I gotta drive down.</i>

19
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<i>Okay, guess I can handle it alone.</i>

20
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<i>Why don't you drive down together?</i>

21
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<i>A little bonding time.</i>
<i>It'd be like </i><span style="style2">Thelma &amp; Louise.</i>

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<i>Where they go on a crime spree</i>
<i>and drive off a cliff?</i>

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<i>That's not the one.</i>

24
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<i>The one with the girl who gets drunk</i>
<i>on a plane. Her friend's getting married.</i>

25
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<i>-Bridesmaids</i><span style="style1">?</i>
<span style="style1">-No. No. It's, uh…</i>

26
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<i>There's four of 'em, they do crazy stuff,</i>
<i>and the mom gets all mad.</i>

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<i>I think there was a tiger.</i>

28
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<i>-Snakes on a Plane?</i>
<span style="style1">-Thank you.</i>

29
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<i>Gosh, you guys</i>
<i>gotta get out to the theater more.</i>

30
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<i>Anyway, it doesn't matter.</i>
<i>A road trip will be good.</i>

31
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<i>Sponsors love this kid.</i>

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<i>I'm sure they do, uh, but we can't</i>

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<i>because I wouldn't want Catherine</i>
<i>to miss her meeting.</i>

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<i>You got plenty of time.</i>

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<i>Not sure why you keep talking after</i>
<i>Catherine said she's fine to go alone.</i>

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<i>No. No. Kevin's right. We should do this.</i>

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<i>Yeah. This will be fun.</i>

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<i>Oh. "This will be fun."</i>

39
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<i>That's exactly what Thelma said to Louise.</i>

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<i>Kevin, didn't you see?</i>
<i>I was giving you my "no, no, no" face.</i>

41
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<i>Well, it looks a lot like your</i>

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<i>"Why do dolphins breathe</i>
<i>out of the top of their head?" face.</i>

43
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<i>They have a mouth.</i>

44
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<i>Look, point is, you should do this.</i>

45
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<i>Go with her. Get to know each other.</i>

46
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<i>She's not trying to fire you anymore.</i>
<i>Bury the hatchet.</i>

47
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<i>You know what she's like.</i>
<i>I don't wanna spend a whole day with her.</i>

48
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<i>[sighs]</i>

49
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<i>You're not wrong. It's gonna be hell.</i>
<i>I wouldn't want to do it, that's for sure.</i>

50
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<i>If you honestly don't think</i>
<i>you can handle it, just say the word.</i>

51
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<i>-Really?</i>
<i>-No. You gotta go.</i>

52
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<i>I didn't think you'd call my bluff.</i>

53
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<i>[theme music playing]</i>

54
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<i>On the way down,</i>
<i>we can listen to this amazing podcast</i>

55
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{\an8}<i>about Elizabeth Holmes and Theranos,</i>
<i>the fraudulent home diagnostic machines.</i>

56
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{\an8}<i>I guess we could talk.</i>
<i>What do you guys in the garage talk about?</i>

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{\an8}<i>Ah. You, mostly.</i>

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{\an8}<i>And other things that we like.</i>

59
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{\an8}<i>[Catherine] Mm-hmm.</i>

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{\an8}<i>-Oh.</i>
<i>-Oh.</i>

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{\an8}<i>-It's my truck.</i>
<i>-Yeah, I usually drive.</i>

62
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{\an8}<i>I like being in control.</i>
<i>Maybe you've noticed.</i>

63
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{\an8}<i>I'm literally a professional driver.</i>

64
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{\an8}<i>Yeah. Who works for me.</i>

65
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{\an8}<i>Oh, this is already fun.</i>

66
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{\an8}<i>Did you guys see that Hornets game?</i>
<i>Pretty crazy.</i>

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{\an8}<i>No, I was watching a documentary on</i>
<i>the Battle of Stalingrad in World War II.</i>

68
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{\an8}<i>Well, the Russians got off easy</i>
<i>compared to the Hornets.</i>

69
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{\an8}<i>See what I did there?</i>

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{\an8}<i>Hey. Did you tell everyone my news?</i>

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{\an8}<i>No, you can do it.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Maybe they can guess.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Well, having been a married man,</i>
<i>I know the only right answer is,</i>

74
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{\an8}<i>"Have you lost weight</i>
<i>and/or got your hair cut</i>

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{\an8}<i>and/or got a new outfit?"</i>
<i>Whatever it is, I love it.</i>

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{\an8}<i>We need more women here.</i>

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{\an8}<i>I'm getting married!</i>

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{\an8}<i>-Congratulations!</i>
<i>-Aw! Good for you, Beth!</i>

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{\an8}<i>That's why I was late.</i>
<i>My mom called me like seven times.</i>

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{\an8}<i>She just kept saying,</i>
<i>"I can't believe it. I can't believe it."</i>

81
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<i>[laughing] And I'm like,</i>
<i>"Yeah, keep saying it, Mom,</i>

82
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<i>because you haven't destroyed</i>
<i>all my self-esteem."</i>

83
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<i>Guess that means you are</i>
<i>going to New York. We'll miss you.</i>

84
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<i>No. Frank said he'll commute</i>
<i>so she can keep her job.</i>

85
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<i>Actually, I am gonna move.</i>
<i>We talked about it last night.</i>

86
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<i>If I'm in, I gotta be in.</i>
<i>You can't half-ass a marriage.</i>

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<i>Strong disagree.</i>

88
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<i>So, that's it? You're leaving us, huh?</i>

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<i>I don't know. Seems unprofessional.</i>

90
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<i>You swoop in here for 15 years</i>
<i>and sneak out in the middle of the night?</i>

91
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<i>I gave my life to this place.</i>

92
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<i>No. Big Billy gave his life</i>
<i>for this place.</i>

93
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<i>When you leave the loading dock</i>

94
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<i>on an oversized gurney</i>
<i>under a sheet, then we'll talk.</i>

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<i>[Chuck] Mmm.</i>

96
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<i>Boy, he could eat a sandwich fast.</i>

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<i>[chuckling]</i>

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<i>Well, not that last bite.</i>

99
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<i>When are you going?</i>

100
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<i>As soon as you're all right without me.</i>
<i>I need to look at condos with Frank.</i>

101
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<i>Well, you can go now if you want.</i>
<i>We can handle it. We'll be fine.</i>

102
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<i>Frank wants me to, but I'm not gonna</i>
<i>leave you guys right before Daytona.</i>

103
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<i>What? Do you think, we're gonna be like,</i>
<i>"Ooh. Where are the staplers?"</i>

104
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<i>"Where do you keep the wrenches?</i>
<i>Who's gonna do payroll?"</i>

105
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<i>Crap. Who's doing payroll?</i>

106
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<i>I'll get it all in shape.</i>

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<i>I know this woman at Penske.</i>
<i>She's looking for a job.</i>

108
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<i>But she's a friend so be nice.</i>

109
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<i>We're nice to everybody, all right?</i>
<i>Just make sure she's regular height.</i>

110
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<i>We spent so much</i>
<i>on step stools and booster seats.</i>

111
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<i>[chuckles] Oh, do you</i>
<i>wanna go over how much</i>

112
00:05:08,891 --> 00:05:10,441
<i>we spent on Ring Dings last month?</i>

113
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<i>I already like the new girl better.</i>

114
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<i>[rock music playing]</i>

115
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<i>Oh, there's a car stopped on the shoulder.</i>

116
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<i>So don't jerk the car to the right</i>
<i>and die in a fiery crash?</i>

117
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<i>Ha-ha.</i>

118
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<i>You got this.</i>

119
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<i>[sighs] I know this is awkward</i>
<i>with me trying to fire you.</i>

120
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<i>You did fire me. Twice.</i>

121
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<i>Nice, you counted that</i>
<i>without holding up fingers.</i>

122
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<i>I got a couple other fingers</i>
<i>I could hold up for you.</i>

123
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<i>I'm just joking around.</i>

124
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<i>Let's make this trip the official start</i>
<i>of our new relationship.</i>

125
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<i>-Okay.</i>
<i>-You're fired! [laughs]</i>

126
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<i>Uh, that was just another joke.</i>

127
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<i>Good one.</i>

128
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<i>You can always tell a joke is good</i>

129
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<i>when your heart starts beating funny</i>
<i>and you pee a little.</i>

130
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<i>Well, we've got hours to kill.</i>

131
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<i>Podcasts aren't your thing,</i>

132
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<i>I'm guessing current events</i>
<i>is off the table.</i>

133
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<i>So--</i>

134
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<i>We could play a driving game.</i>
<i>It's what Kevin and I do.</i>

135
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<i>We could.</i>

136
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<i>I'm used to playing it</i>
<i>with someone in a car seat, but sure.</i>

137
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<i>Let's give it a go.</i>
<i>What do you wanna play?</i>

138
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<i>Um…</i>

139
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<i>Oh! Punch buggy blue!</i>

140
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<i>Ow!</i>

141
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<i>-What the hell?</i>
<i>-You hit me.</i>

142
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<i>That's the game. You see a VW bug,</i>
<i>you hit the other person.</i>

143
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<i>Yeah, well, that's a stupid game.</i>

144
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<i>-Oh, punch buggy red!</i>
<i>-[tires screech]</i>

145
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<i>Ow!</i>

146
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<i>[police siren chirps]</i>

147
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<i>You were going a little fast.</i>

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<i>Thanks, Stephanie.</i>
<i>You are gonna love these guys.</i>

149
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<i>Kevin's a teddy bear,</i>
<i>Chuck is the salt of the earth,</i>

150
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<i>and Amir is… the chief engineer.</i>

151
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<i>Okay, talk to you soon. Bye-bye.</i>

152
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<i>You couldn't give me one compliment</i>
<i>on the way out?</i>

153
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<i>I was kidding. She'd already hung up.</i>

154
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<i>I could hear her voice.</i>

155
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<i>Let it go, sweetie.</i>

156
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<i>Okay, she's gonna be here at 7:00.</i>

157
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<i>I have everything laid out,</i>
<i>and I made her this manual.</i>

158
00:07:00,086 --> 00:07:01,746
<i>It has everything she needs to know.</i>

159
00:07:01,838 --> 00:07:05,588
<i>Hotels we have relationships with,</i>
<i>frequent flyer numbers, and--</i>

160
00:07:06,134 --> 00:07:07,304
<i>Are you kidding me?</i>

161
00:07:07,385 --> 00:07:10,045
<i>The muffins come from Costco?</i>
<i>You said you baked those.</i>

162
00:07:10,138 --> 00:07:12,968
<i>Yeah, it's a little lie</i>
<i>to make them taste better.</i>

163
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<i>-Do you bake my birthday cake?</i>
<i>-Of course I do.</i>

164
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<i>Just don't read page ten.</i>

165
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<i>Speaking of cakes,</i>
<i>are we gonna have a going-away party?</i>

166
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<i>-Absolutely. Let's blow it out.</i>
<i>-Yeah.</i>

167
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<i>No. No party.</i>

168
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<i>I am the only person here</i>
<i>who knows how to plan one,</i>

169
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<i>so either I'd end up doing everything</i>
<i>or it's gonna suck.</i>

170
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<i>Are you outta your mind? I throw a banger.</i>

171
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<i>-Amir, how great was your bachelor party?</i>
<i>-You didn't invite me.</i>

172
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<i>I told you. I had an old email address,</i>
<i>and I apologized.</i>

173
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<i>But it was pretty sick, right?</i>

174
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<i>Oh, epic. Epic!</i>

175
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<i>I never even saw the pictures.</i>

176
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<i>There are none. A party that good,</i>
<i>you leave the phones in the limo.</i>

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<i>-[laughing]</i>
<i>-Hot dog!</i>

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<i>No. No party.</i>

179
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<i>You know what? We'll take you to lunch.</i>
<i>How about that?</i>

180
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<i>Deal. But since it's for me,</i>
<i>can we please go someplace new?</i>

181
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<i>-What about that sushi place--</i>
<i>-Ah!</i>

182
00:08:03,065 --> 00:08:03,935
<i>Okay. All right.</i>

183
00:08:04,025 --> 00:08:07,645
<i>Oh, you know what would be nice?</i>
<i>We could all go to that Indian restaurant.</i>

184
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<i>Eee, not gonna happen.</i>

185
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<i>I have a crazy idea.</i>
<i>We could just go to the Pit Stop again.</i>

186
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<i>Hey, it's your lunch, right? [chuckles]</i>

187
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<i>You decide. You're the boss.</i>

188
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<i>Hey, Beth,</i>
<i>yesterday you broke up with Frank,</i>

189
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<i>and today you're marrying him</i>
<i>and moving away. What happened?</i>

190
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<i>Whoa. That's a personal question.</i>

191
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<i>Yeah, what did happen?</i>

192
00:08:25,463 --> 00:08:27,383
<i>You were there. You heard him.</i>

193
00:08:27,882 --> 00:08:28,882
<i>He apologized.</i>

194
00:08:28,966 --> 00:08:30,836
<i>He admitted that he screwed up.</i>

195
00:08:30,927 --> 00:08:33,347
<i>-And he gave you a ring.</i>
<i>-It's so big!</i>

196
00:08:34,680 --> 00:08:35,560
<i>[sighs]</i>

197
00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:38,310
<i>I gotta go. I gotta get ready for my trip.</i>

198
00:08:38,392 --> 00:08:39,232
<i>I'll lock up?</i>

199
00:08:39,310 --> 00:08:41,100
<i>It's your last day. We'll lock up for you.</i>

200
00:08:41,187 --> 00:08:43,937
<i>Meaning you'll sit</i>
<i>for another hour drinking?</i>

201
00:08:44,023 --> 00:08:46,863
<i>We'll drink for a half hour,</i>
<i>then launch footballs at Amir</i>

202
00:08:46,943 --> 00:08:48,573
<i>while he holds a rack of antlers.</i>

203
00:08:48,653 --> 00:08:50,663
<i>No. It's Chuck's turn with the antlers.</i>

204
00:08:50,738 --> 00:08:53,278
<i>Hold on, you might be right.</i>
<i>Let me check my calendar.</i>

205
00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:55,026
<i>Nope. Uh-uh. Still your year.</i>

206
00:08:58,329 --> 00:09:00,669
<i>So, the guy feels these two bear paws</i>
<i>on his shoulder.</i>

207
00:09:00,748 --> 00:09:01,958
<i>-Uh-huh.</i>
<i>-The bear says,</i>

208
00:09:02,041 --> 00:09:04,251
<i>"You don't come here to hunt,</i>
<i>do you, Dave?"</i>

209
00:09:04,335 --> 00:09:06,795
<i>[laughs]</i>

210
00:09:08,881 --> 00:09:10,681
<i>Oh, I'll remember that one.</i>

211
00:09:10,758 --> 00:09:12,178
<i>[chuckles]</i>

212
00:09:12,843 --> 00:09:15,053
<i>Sorry to pull you over.</i>
<i>You get out of here.</i>

213
00:09:15,137 --> 00:09:16,347
<i>Aw. Thanks, Alex.</i>

214
00:09:16,430 --> 00:09:17,560
<i>My pleasure, Jake.</i>

215
00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:19,350
<i>-You stay safe now.</i>
<i>-Hey, you too.</i>

216
00:09:19,433 --> 00:09:21,143
<i>[both laugh]</i>

217
00:09:21,227 --> 00:09:22,687
<i>[engine starts]</i>

218
00:09:24,730 --> 00:09:27,230
<i>Of course you got out of the ticket.</i>

219
00:09:27,316 --> 00:09:28,816
<i>You've gotten a ticket?</i>

220
00:09:28,901 --> 00:09:31,781
<i>Yeah. I mean, I don't really remember.</i>

221
00:09:32,738 --> 00:09:35,528
<i>Maybe one or two.</i>

222
00:09:35,616 --> 00:09:37,736
<i>You've never gotten out of a ticket.</i>

223
00:09:37,827 --> 00:09:41,037
<i>You're not ugly.</i>
<i>How bad is your personality?</i>

224
00:09:41,789 --> 00:09:45,919
<i>Or maybe I never tried to get out of it</i>
<i>because it's stupid and I respect the law.</i>

225
00:09:46,669 --> 00:09:47,919
<i>Or you can't.</i>

226
00:09:48,879 --> 00:09:51,669
<i>That's it. There's another cop up there.</i>

227
00:09:51,757 --> 00:09:53,177
<i>Move your dumb ass over.</i>

228
00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:55,930
<i>Okay. So when he pulls you over--</i>

229
00:09:56,012 --> 00:09:58,562
<i>-No. Don't you help me. I can do this.</i>
<i>-[truck accelerates]</i>

230
00:09:58,639 --> 00:10:00,019
<i>I mean, you never have.</i>

231
00:10:00,099 --> 00:10:01,269
<i>[siren chirps]</i>

232
00:10:01,350 --> 00:10:02,600
<i>Wanna make this interesting?</i>

233
00:10:02,685 --> 00:10:04,935
<i>It's gonna be interesting</i>
<i>watching you get tased.</i>

234
00:10:05,021 --> 00:10:07,111
<i>Twenty bucks says I get a warning.</i>

235
00:10:07,773 --> 00:10:09,113
<i>Easiest money I'll ever make.</i>

236
00:10:12,945 --> 00:10:13,985
<i>That's cheating.</i>

237
00:10:14,071 --> 00:10:16,621
<i>No, this is cheating.</i>

238
00:10:16,699 --> 00:10:18,329
<i>[indistinct police radio chatter]</i>

239
00:10:20,745 --> 00:10:22,195
<i>Did I do something, officer?</i>

240
00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:24,368
<i>You were going pretty fast back there.</i>

241
00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:25,997
<i>License and registration, please.</i>

242
00:10:26,083 --> 00:10:27,593
<i>Oh, yeah. Um…</i>

243
00:10:27,668 --> 00:10:29,418
<i>Here you go. No problem.</i>

244
00:10:29,503 --> 00:10:33,553
<i>Wow. Maybe I should write you a ticket</i>
<i>for having such broad shoulders.</i>

245
00:10:34,967 --> 00:10:37,507
<i>I'm gonna run these.</i>
<i>Y'all stay in the vehicle.</i>

246
00:10:39,221 --> 00:10:42,561
<i>[laughing]</i>

247
00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:46,352
<i>Broad shoulders? Why didn't</i>
<i>you just tell him he had good penmanship?</i>

248
00:10:46,437 --> 00:10:48,647
<i>Watch and learn.</i>
<i>I'm taking it to the next level.</i>

249
00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:51,571
<i>You don't have to pay me.</i>
<i>I don't want you to humiliate yourself.</i>

250
00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:54,071
<i>No. There's nothing humiliating about it.</i>

251
00:10:54,737 --> 00:10:56,237
<i>Know what? Let's double the bet.</i>

252
00:10:56,947 --> 00:10:59,527
<i>20 times two equals 40,</i>
<i>in case you can't do the math.</i>

253
00:11:01,452 --> 00:11:02,292
<i>Oh, I--</i>

254
00:11:02,787 --> 00:11:05,867
<i>I hope I don't get a ticket.</i>
<i>I just got a new insurance card.</i>

255
00:11:05,956 --> 00:11:08,076
<i>Please step out of the car, Miss Spencer?</i>

256
00:11:08,584 --> 00:11:10,594
<i>-What?</i>
<i>-You got a warrant from 2013.</i>

257
00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:11,750
<i>Public intoxication.</i>

258
00:11:11,837 --> 00:11:14,467
<i>You failed to appear before a judge.</i>
<i>I gotta take you in.</i>

259
00:11:16,092 --> 00:11:17,972
<i>Oh, spring break.</i>

260
00:11:18,052 --> 00:11:21,102
<i>Step out of the vehicle,</i>
<i>place your hands behind your back.</i>

261
00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:26,809
<i>Officer, when you frisk her, can you check</i>
<i>to see if she has 40 bucks on her?</i>

262
00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:30,310
<i>[rock music playing]</i>

263
00:11:30,856 --> 00:11:32,896
<i>Okay, I'm sick of being the deer.</i>

264
00:11:32,983 --> 00:11:35,573
<i>A year's way too long,</i>
<i>I think we need to go month-to-month.</i>

265
00:11:35,653 --> 00:11:37,663
<i>You need to learn to catch a football.</i>

266
00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:41,580
<i>You're both throwing at the same time,</i>
<i>and I'm holding antlers.</i>

267
00:11:42,201 --> 00:11:44,541
<i>God. She thought of everything. Listen.</i>

268
00:11:45,121 --> 00:11:47,541
<i>"May 11th is the anniversary</i>
<i>of Kevin's last race."</i>

269
00:11:47,623 --> 00:11:50,463
<i>"That's the day I like</i>
<i>to clean the trophy case."</i>

270
00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:54,093
<i>"It gives him a chance to tell stories,</i>
<i>and it cheers him up."</i>

271
00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:56,129
<i>Did you know she did this?</i>

272
00:11:56,215 --> 00:11:57,585
<i>I know I hear those stories.</i>

273
00:11:57,675 --> 00:11:59,835
<i>And it feels like</i>
<i>way more than once a year.</i>

274
00:12:00,428 --> 00:12:01,388
<i>That's really sweet.</i>

275
00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:02,811
<i>[cell phone chimes]</i>

276
00:12:02,888 --> 00:12:04,268
<i>Okay, hold on a second.</i>

277
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:07,064
<i>It's Beth. All right, she made it back.</i>

278
00:12:07,143 --> 00:12:10,523
<i>-She texts you every time she gets home?</i>
<i>-Yeah. Let me know she made it safe.</i>

279
00:12:10,604 --> 00:12:12,774
<i>I guess that's the last one</i>
<i>you're ever gonna get.</i>

280
00:12:12,857 --> 00:12:13,727
<i>What do you mean?</i>

281
00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:17,567
<i>She won't text you from New York</i>
<i>to let you know she's home.</i>

282
00:12:19,238 --> 00:12:20,988
<i>Wow. I never thought of that.</i>

283
00:12:21,532 --> 00:12:24,992
<i>I got one of those every night</i>
<i>for the last 15 years.</i>

284
00:12:25,494 --> 00:12:26,544
<i>I'll text you.</i>

285
00:12:28,831 --> 00:12:31,291
<i>What makes you think</i>
<i>that would help the man?</i>

286
00:12:32,084 --> 00:12:33,134
<i>I'm gonna miss her.</i>

287
00:12:33,711 --> 00:12:35,421
<i>Yeah. We all are.</i>

288
00:12:35,504 --> 00:12:37,384
<i>No. Not like that. I mean…</i>

289
00:12:37,465 --> 00:12:39,875
<i>if Amir went to New York, I'd be fine.</i>

290
00:12:40,676 --> 00:12:42,846
<i>Oh. Okay. Glad I made an impact.</i>

291
00:12:42,928 --> 00:12:45,008
<i>You know what I'm talking about. I just--</i>

292
00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:49,020
<i>I don't feel good.</i>
<i>I feel I might've screwed up here.</i>

293
00:12:49,101 --> 00:12:51,901
<i>-Wait, wait, wait. What are you saying?</i>
<i>-I just--</i>

294
00:12:52,521 --> 00:12:54,271
<i>She shouldn't be with Frank.</i>

295
00:12:54,356 --> 00:12:56,146
<i>That's what I've been trying to tell you.</i>

296
00:12:56,233 --> 00:12:58,443
<i>We just kept missing each other.</i>

297
00:12:58,527 --> 00:13:01,737
<i>I was dating someone,</i>
<i>then she was dating someone.</i>

298
00:13:01,822 --> 00:13:05,122
<i>-The timing was never right.</i>
<i>-The timing's not great right now.</i>

299
00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:08,449
<i>It is never too late.</i>

300
00:13:08,537 --> 00:13:10,457
<i>Just go tell her how you feel.</i>

301
00:13:10,539 --> 00:13:12,539
<i>Look, I don't know how I feel.</i>

302
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,335
<i>Do you want her to leave?</i>

303
00:13:14,418 --> 00:13:15,338
<i>No.</i>

304
00:13:15,419 --> 00:13:17,709
<i>-You think she should be with you?</i>
<i>-Yes.</i>

305
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:20,217
<i>Yeah, well, that's what you tell her.</i>

306
00:13:20,966 --> 00:13:24,346
<i>Okay, not to be the Rosie O'Donnell</i>
<i>of this romantic comedy,</i>

307
00:13:24,970 --> 00:13:26,140
<i>but she's engaged.</i>

308
00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:28,222
<i>To Frank. Who's a friend of yours.</i>

309
00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:31,137
<i>Shut up, Amir.</i>
<i>We're talking about true love.</i>

310
00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:33,807
<i>Everything else goes out the window</i>
<i>when you're in love.</i>

311
00:13:33,896 --> 00:13:36,896
<i>What would you do</i>
<i>if someone asked your fiancée out?</i>

312
00:13:36,982 --> 00:13:37,902
<i>I--</i>

313
00:13:37,983 --> 00:13:40,113
<i>I guess I'd have to fight him.</i>

314
00:13:40,194 --> 00:13:42,574
<i>But have you seen Frank?</i>
<i>At best, he does Pilates.</i>

315
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:45,275
<i>What's he gonna do?</i>
<i>Roll me up in a yoga mat?</i>

316
00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:46,616
<i>[laughs]</i>

317
00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:49,245
<i>Ah, so, go to her.</i>

318
00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:51,908
<i>No, I can't.</i>
<i>I can't do it till it's right.</i>

319
00:13:51,997 --> 00:13:55,077
<i>I gotta visualize the whole thing.</i>
<i>I gotta plan something.</i>

320
00:13:56,001 --> 00:13:59,091
<i>I'll do it tomorrow</i>
<i>when I see her at lunch. Let's do it then.</i>

321
00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:00,841
<i>She's tired of the Pit Stop.</i>

322
00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:03,303
<i>I know what I'm talking about.</i>
<i>Listen to me.</i>

323
00:14:03,384 --> 00:14:06,974
<i>We'll sit down at the table.</i>
<i>We'll order wings. We always get wings.</i>

324
00:14:07,054 --> 00:14:09,274
<i>She always gets sauce</i>
<i>in the corner of her mouth,</i>

325
00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:10,598
<i>and I always wipe it off.</i>

326
00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:13,063
<i>And she laughs.</i>
<i>And that's when I'll launch in.</i>

327
00:14:13,143 --> 00:14:14,403
<i>That is romantic.</i>

328
00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:18,321
<i>Yeah. My wife and I,</i>
<i>we have a similar thing.</i>

329
00:14:18,399 --> 00:14:20,989
<i>We'll be at dinner, she'll get</i>
<i>something on her face,</i>

330
00:14:21,068 --> 00:14:22,238
<i>and I'll be thinking…</i>

331
00:14:22,778 --> 00:14:24,908
<i>why didn't I marry Rebecca from college?</i>

332
00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:39,341
<i>-All taken care of.</i>
<i>-Yeah. I didn't need help.</i>

333
00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:41,590
<i>Are you kidding? You can't say thank you?</i>

334
00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:44,932
<i>Thank you for what? The only reason</i>
<i>I'm in trouble is because of you.</i>

335
00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:46,549
<i>I just kept you out of jail.</i>

336
00:14:46,635 --> 00:14:51,015
<i>If there's a choice between a truck ride</i>
<i>with you and jail, I'll take jail.</i>

337
00:14:51,098 --> 00:14:52,138
<i>And not a regular one.</i>

338
00:14:52,224 --> 00:14:55,144
<i>No, a supermax one where</i>
<i>you're given a paper sheet to sleep under</i>

339
00:14:55,227 --> 00:14:58,857
<i>and need to knock-out</i>
<i>the largest woman to establish dominance</i>

340
00:14:58,939 --> 00:15:01,109
<i>This is why I didn't wanna</i>
<i>go on this trip with you.</i>

341
00:15:01,191 --> 00:15:04,111
<i>Not because you fired me.</i>
<i>Because you're selfish and mean.</i>

342
00:15:04,194 --> 00:15:08,244
<i>You really wanna do this here?</i>
<i>Okay. I've got pets smarter than you.</i>

343
00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:10,124
<i>Big whoop. Dogs are smart.</i>

344
00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:11,450
<i>Fish.</i>

345
00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:13,908
<i>No one likes you. No one.</i>

346
00:15:14,496 --> 00:15:16,286
<i>You think I don't know that?</i>

347
00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:22,383
<i>-You crying?</i>
<i>-No.</i>

348
00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:23,710
<i>You sure?</i>

349
00:15:24,548 --> 00:15:26,758
<i>Keep asking. It's really helping.</i>

350
00:15:26,842 --> 00:15:28,972
<i>-[sobs softly]</i>
<i>-I didn't even know you could cry.</i>

351
00:15:29,553 --> 00:15:31,313
<i>When I moved back to Charlotte,</i>

352
00:15:31,388 --> 00:15:33,428
<i>I thought,</i>
<i>I've got a chance to change things.</i>

353
00:15:33,515 --> 00:15:36,345
<i>[chuckles] I'm gonna be fun Catherine now.</i>
<i>Everyone's gonna like me.</i>

354
00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:39,475
<i>Yeah, well, that lasted two seconds.</i>

355
00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:43,441
<i>God. What's wrong with me?</i>
<i>I can't stop myself.</i>

356
00:15:43,525 --> 00:15:44,565
<i>[inhales]</i>

357
00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:45,822
<i>Be like this.</i>

358
00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:49,159
<i>This is someone everyone would love.</i>

359
00:15:49,907 --> 00:15:51,827
<i>-You really mean that?</i>
<i>-Yeah.</i>

360
00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:54,289
<i>After all the horrible things I've said?</i>

361
00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:58,834
<i>Even after I pretended to see a VW</i>
<i>so I could punch you?</i>

362
00:15:58,916 --> 00:16:00,126
<i>Yeah, I do mean it.</i>

363
00:16:04,588 --> 00:16:06,758
<i>[rock music playing]</i>

364
00:16:07,591 --> 00:16:09,931
<i>I know. Oh my God. Hey, she's here.</i>

365
00:16:10,010 --> 00:16:11,850
<i>What is she doing here? She's early.</i>

366
00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:15,179
<i>I was gonna be here first, get the table,</i>
<i>order a drink, be all suave.</i>

367
00:16:15,265 --> 00:16:17,265
<i>Know what?</i>
<i>This is not working. Let's call it off.</i>

368
00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:19,981
<i>Wait. Stop. Stop. What is wrong with you?</i>

369
00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:23,732
<i>Kevin, please. It's Beth.</i>
<i>You've had lunch a million times.</i>

370
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:25,566
<i>But not like this. This is different.</i>

371
00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:27,901
<i>Am I blinking a lot?</i>
<i>I feel like I'm blinking a lot.</i>

372
00:16:29,613 --> 00:16:31,913
<i>I got this, man.</i>
<i>Okay, I'm better. Here we go.</i>

373
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,031
<i>[growls] How's that?</i>

374
00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:34,537
<i>Oh. Yeah, that's better.</i>

375
00:16:34,618 --> 00:16:37,828
<i>If your plan is to keep her</i>
<i>in a well in your basement.</i>

376
00:16:37,913 --> 00:16:39,873
<i>-Just relax. You got this.</i>
<i>-Yeah, okay.</i>

377
00:16:39,957 --> 00:16:41,287
<i>Here we go. Hey.</i>

378
00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:43,665
<i>Hey. Come on, you guys, I'm starving.</i>

379
00:16:43,752 --> 00:16:47,462
<i>Oh, Kevin, you are looking</i>
<i>very handsome today.</i>

380
00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:50,678
<i>If I were a woman,</i>
<i>I don't know if I could resist this.</i>

381
00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:54,011
<i>I'll just go sit over there.</i>

382
00:16:54,596 --> 00:16:56,806
<i>Wait, are they not eating with us?</i>

383
00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:00,560
<i>[low-voiced]</i>
<i>No, I thought I'd eat with you alone.</i>

384
00:17:00,644 --> 00:17:02,944
<i>Uh, I wanted to talk you about some stuff.</i>

385
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:04,192
<i>What's up with your voice?</i>

386
00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:06,403
<i>I dunno. It's just my normal voice.</i>

387
00:17:06,483 --> 00:17:07,943
<i>[laughing] No, it isn't.</i>

388
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,147
<i>Kind of.</i>

389
00:17:09,236 --> 00:17:11,106
<i>It's the voice you use</i>
<i>when you're nervous.</i>

390
00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:13,776
<i>Like when you're talking</i>
<i>to an inspector at the track.</i>

391
00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:14,696
<i>[mumbles]</i>

392
00:17:14,783 --> 00:17:18,623
<i>[low-voiced] I'm just as shocked as you</i>
<i>to find an illegal part on the car.</i>

393
00:17:19,121 --> 00:17:20,161
<i>[laughs]</i>

394
00:17:20,247 --> 00:17:22,037
<i>-Who's hungry?</i>
<i>-[normal-voiced] We could order.</i>

395
00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:24,544
<i>-She'll have the wings.</i>
<i>-Can I have the club sandwich?</i>

396
00:17:24,626 --> 00:17:27,456
<i>-Can you do me a favor and have wings?</i>
<i>-I had wings last night.</i>

397
00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:30,216
<i>So double up. I do it all the time.</i>
<i>I had wings for breakfast, okay?</i>

398
00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:32,469
<i>-That's a lot of chicken.</i>
<i>-And chicken's fine.</i>

399
00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:35,101
<i>Chicken's good for you. It's a protein.</i>
<i>It doesn't matter.</i>

400
00:17:35,179 --> 00:17:37,009
<i>-Do this for me.</i>
<i>-Why is this important?</i>

401
00:17:37,097 --> 00:17:38,677
<i>Can you order the chicken?</i>

402
00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:41,686
<i>-Okay, I will have the wings.</i>
<i>-We're gonna have wings.</i>

403
00:17:41,769 --> 00:17:43,019
<i>-We're out.</i>
<i>-No, you're not.</i>

404
00:17:43,103 --> 00:17:45,273
<i>They're very important,</i>
<i>so get those wings.</i>

405
00:17:45,856 --> 00:17:47,396
<i>-I'm sorry.</i>
<i>-Can you get 'em?</i>

406
00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:49,653
<i>Kevin, can I just get the club sandwich?</i>

407
00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:52,992
<i>I gotta look at something else.</i>
<i>What else is messy?</i>

408
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:56,662
<i>You're acting really strange.</i>
<i>And you're blinking a lot.</i>

409
00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:58,452
<i>[sighs] Okay. Um…</i>

410
00:17:58,535 --> 00:17:59,535
<i>[Beth] What--?</i>

411
00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:02,405
<i>[exhales]</i>

412
00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:06,536
<i>Beth, I wanted to talk to you</i>
<i>about something</i>

413
00:18:07,044 --> 00:18:09,714
<i>that we didn't talk about, and it's--</i>

414
00:18:09,797 --> 00:18:12,217
<i>It has to do with the pamphlet you made.</i>

415
00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:14,721
<i>And it got me thinking,</i>
<i>the things you wrote in there</i>

416
00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:17,142
<i>-were kind of important to me--</i>
<i>-One second. Oh.</i>

417
00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:19,971
<i>Oh, shoot, it's Frank. I gotta go.</i>
<i>He got me an earlier flight.</i>

418
00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:21,847
<i>You can't go. Can I talk to you?</i>

419
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:24,354
<i>-I'm sorry--</i>
<i>-We're having a party. We have people.</i>

420
00:18:24,436 --> 00:18:27,556
<i>No. He found this condo.</i>
<i>He really wants me to look at it.</i>

421
00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:29,188
<i>-There's multiple bids on it.</i>
<i>-I know.</i>

422
00:18:29,274 --> 00:18:30,654
<i>-I'll be back in a few weeks.</i>
<i>-Okay.</i>

423
00:18:30,734 --> 00:18:32,194
<i>-We'll talk then. Okay?</i>
<i>-Yeah.</i>

424
00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:33,397
<i>-[kisses]</i>
<i>-All right.</i>

425
00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:35,907
<i>-Promise you'll see someone for your eyes.</i>
<i>-Yeah.</i>

426
00:18:35,989 --> 00:18:37,489
<i>It's really disturbing.</i>

427
00:18:38,075 --> 00:18:40,865
<i>Hey, guys, I'm sorry.</i>
<i>I gotta go. I gotta catch a flight.</i>

428
00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:43,253
<i>Thank you for today.</i>
<i>You guys are the best.</i>

429
00:18:43,330 --> 00:18:45,250
<i>-I'll check in next week.</i>
<i>-Wait, wait, wait.</i>

430
00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:48,128
<i>-What's that?</i>
<i>-What happened?</i>

431
00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:50,460
<i>I tried to force it, and it didn't go.</i>

432
00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:53,416
<i>But, actually, the way I look at it now,</i>
<i>it might be better.</i>

433
00:18:53,507 --> 00:18:57,217
<i>It's one of those clouds</i>
<i>and a blessing in disguise. Silver thing.</i>

434
00:18:57,302 --> 00:18:58,472
<i>Because here's why.</i>

435
00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:01,644
<i>I can do it in three weeks.</i>
<i>Better yet, I'll do it at the wedding.</i>

436
00:19:01,723 --> 00:19:03,813
<i>No. No. No!</i>

437
00:19:05,519 --> 00:19:07,099
<i>Are you grabbing my shirt?</i>

438
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,857
<i>Yeah. And I'm letting it go now.</i>

439
00:19:11,066 --> 00:19:14,526
<i>But this is unacceptable!</i>
<i>Who cares if it isn't perfect?</i>

440
00:19:14,611 --> 00:19:16,821
<i>What matters is what's in your heart.</i>

441
00:19:17,447 --> 00:19:19,617
<i>Unless you wanna wait.</i>

442
00:19:22,202 --> 00:19:23,582
<i>Hey, Amir is right.</i>

443
00:19:23,662 --> 00:19:24,502
<i>Thank you.</i>

444
00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:26,790
<i>-I read this article--</i>
<i>-Shut up, Amir.</i>

445
00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:31,631
<i>Kevin, there are moments in a man's life</i>
<i>when he has to stand up and be counted.</i>

446
00:19:31,712 --> 00:19:35,132
<i>Now, this is never easy,</i>
<i>but this is one of those moments.</i>

447
00:19:35,215 --> 00:19:37,675
<i>You're not just doing this for you,</i>
<i>you're doing it for Beth.</i>

448
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,757
<i>And what's most important?</i>

449
00:19:40,971 --> 00:19:42,391
<i>Well, her happiness.</i>

450
00:19:42,472 --> 00:19:45,682
<i>Right. And where will she be happier?</i>

451
00:19:45,767 --> 00:19:49,187
<i>Up in New York with Frank</i>
<i>or right here with you?</i>

452
00:19:50,147 --> 00:19:51,057
<i>You know what?</i>

453
00:19:51,565 --> 00:19:54,025
<i>I am ready to stand up and be counted.</i>

454
00:19:54,109 --> 00:19:56,359
<i>-[huffs]</i>
<i>-I was wrong. We do have wings.</i>

455
00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:58,655
<i>I can't even look at your face right now.</i>

456
00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:00,570
<i>[Kevin] Beth!</i>

457
00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:04,083
<i>Oh, you scared me.</i>
<i>I was going for my mace.</i>

458
00:20:04,161 --> 00:20:06,791
<i>Look. I got something</i>
<i>I want to tell you. Um…</i>

459
00:20:07,998 --> 00:20:09,628
<i>I wanted to give you this.</i>

460
00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:12,924
<i>Oh, man. Sorry.</i>

461
00:20:13,003 --> 00:20:15,963
<i>I just washed these,</i>
<i>they are super snug right now.</i>

462
00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:19,592
<i>There we go. There.</i>

463
00:20:19,676 --> 00:20:20,836
<i>What is this for?</i>

464
00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:23,928
<i>Well, it's supposed</i>
<i>to be your Christmas gift, but--</i>

465
00:20:24,431 --> 00:20:27,231
<i>It's a custom Pez dispenser</i>
<i>for your collection.</i>

466
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:31,730
<i>I had the idea a couple months ago,</i>
<i>and I had them make it up.</i>

467
00:20:31,813 --> 00:20:33,023
<i>Is it me?</i>

468
00:20:33,815 --> 00:20:35,605
<i>It was supposed to be you,</i>

469
00:20:35,692 --> 00:20:38,702
<i>but my pants turned it into Rick James</i>
<i>coming out of the shower.</i>

470
00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:40,489
<i>[laughs]</i>

471
00:20:41,031 --> 00:20:43,331
<i>It's you dressed as</i>
<i>a Little Hoofer dancing.</i>

472
00:20:43,408 --> 00:20:45,198
<i>When you were a kid, you know.</i>

473
00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:47,326
<i>-Oh, I love it.</i>
<i>-Yeah.</i>

474
00:20:47,412 --> 00:20:50,082
<i>You're even holding the first place trophy</i>
<i>you deserved to win,</i>

475
00:20:50,165 --> 00:20:54,455
<i>if what you said about politics infecting</i>
<i>grade-school dance competitions is true.</i>

476
00:20:55,796 --> 00:20:56,756
<i>It is.</i>

477
00:20:57,631 --> 00:21:00,631
<i>This is the nicest present anyone</i>
<i>has ever given me.</i>

478
00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:03,138
<i>I'm sorry I didn't get you anything,</i>

479
00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:06,180
<i>but Christmas is four months away,</i>
<i>you nutbag.</i>

480
00:21:07,015 --> 00:21:09,265
<i>Listen. I'm worried about you.</i>

481
00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:12,191
<i>And I wanted to tell you that…</i>

482
00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:16,609
<i>I don't think</i>
<i>you're gonna be happy in New York.</i>

483
00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:20,492
<i>I think you belong here</i>
<i>with your friends and… and me.</i>

484
00:21:21,071 --> 00:21:24,031
<i>It's sweet of you to worry,</i>
<i>but I am gonna be okay.</i>

485
00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:27,698
<i>You know,</i>
<i>I've lived in a small town my whole life,</i>

486
00:21:27,786 --> 00:21:31,956
<i>and now I'm gonna be one of those</i>
<i>fancy New York people that we make fun of.</i>

487
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:35,290
<i>And you know what else?</i>
<i>I know this sounds crazy, but…</i>

488
00:21:36,086 --> 00:21:38,416
<i>I was thinking I'd try out</i>
<i>for one of those musicals.</i>

489
00:21:38,505 --> 00:21:41,085
<i>You know how much I love</i>
<i>singing and dancing</i>

490
00:21:41,174 --> 00:21:43,304
<i>-Crazier things have happened.</i>
<i>-No.</i>

491
00:21:43,385 --> 00:21:45,345
<i>I don't think it's crazy at all.</i>

492
00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:49,138
<i>I know I was going back</i>
<i>and forth on Frank,</i>

493
00:21:49,725 --> 00:21:52,265
<i>but I'm really excited.</i>

494
00:21:53,186 --> 00:21:57,816
<i>And I am gonna miss you so much,</i>
<i>but I'm gonna call you all the time,</i>

495
00:21:57,899 --> 00:21:59,899
<i>and I'm gonna come visit.</i>

496
00:22:00,527 --> 00:22:01,777
<i>-I promise.</i>
<i>-Okay.</i>

497
00:22:02,821 --> 00:22:04,161
<i>Yeah, I mean, you're--</i>

498
00:22:04,656 --> 00:22:07,156
<i>You're gonna be happy in New York.</i>
<i>You got this.</i>

499
00:22:07,242 --> 00:22:10,622
<i>Frank better take care of you,</i>
<i>or else I'll snap his neck. Okay?</i>

500
00:22:10,704 --> 00:22:12,374
<i>He just does Pilates, right?</i>

501
00:22:13,123 --> 00:22:14,173
<i>I gotta go.</i>

502
00:22:16,084 --> 00:22:17,094
<i>Love you.</i>

503
00:22:18,545 --> 00:22:19,375
<i>Yeah.</i>

504
00:22:22,841 --> 00:22:24,131
<i>I love you.</i>

505
00:22:24,217 --> 00:22:25,467
<i>[car engine starts]</i>

506
00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:31,309
<i>[Kevin sighs]</i>

507
00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:37,364
<i>[theme music playing]</i>