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All right, Jessie, nice job.
Bring it on home.
2
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-What'd she finish?
-Thirty-second.
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You're happy she had a lousy race.
4
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Wha--? Not at all.
She did nice things out there.
5
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I mean, she beat two cars.
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She didn't hit anyone in the pit crew.
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For the last time, it was an accident.
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No, no. Once is an accident.
Three times is attempted murder.
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It was her first big race.
She was thrown out there.
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I'm proud of her.
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Yeah, no.
She's a decent driver. She really is.
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I'm sure our sponsors are very happy
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because sometimes when the cars
go by so fast, you can't read the logos.
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Oh! That's weird.
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Why are they interviewing her?
She practically finished last.
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I'm gonna go check if she's okay.
Jacket on or jacket off?
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-You're pittin' up pretty good. Jacket on.
-Jacket on.
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I wanna thank our owner,
Catherine Spencer.
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-She's such a suck-up.
-Man, well, who cares what she says?
20
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And the most amazing crew chief
a driver could want, Kevin Gibson.
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Actually, for a first race,
pretty impressive.
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-Tell me you aren't falling for this.
-[shushes]
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Let her speak.
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So what's it like having
your first Cup race under your belt?
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You know, obviously, I'm not happy
where I placed, but that's on me.
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The car was set up perfectly.
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A shout-out
to Chuck Stubbs and Amir Lajani.
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She knows their last names?
What is happening?
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There's one person I haven't mentioned.
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I'm just keeping his seat warm
until he gets back.
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Jake Martin, get well soon, buddy.
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Yeah, the whole team misses you,
the whole sport misses you.
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I don't wanna use the word "hero,"
but, um--
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[sobbing] I'm sorry.
Excuse me, I need to be with my team.
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Hey, great first race, kid.
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Wow, I had no idea I was your hero.
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You're not.
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I thought tears would be too much,
but then I just went for it.
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[theme music playing]
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Question. If you were dating someone
and had leftovers in the fridge
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and they ate them, you'd be pissed, right?
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{\an8}There are a lot of variables.
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{\an8}What was the food? How long was it there?
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{\an8}Were you actively hiding it?
Walk me through everything.
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{\an8}Frank and I went to Basil Leaf,
my favorite restaurant.
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{\an8}-I ordered my favorite dish.
-Yeah, lobster ravioli.
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{\an8}Yeah, 'cause they put
big chunks of lobster in there.
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{\an8}I saved half for lunch today,
and Frank ate it.
49
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{\an8}Hold the phone. Frank went into
his own fridge and ate the food?
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{\an8}Beth, if he's capable of that,
he's capable of anything.
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{\an8}You gotta get out of this relationship.
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{\an8}I know you don't wanna hear this,
but the rule is,
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{\an8}unless specifically labeled,
leftovers in the fridge are a jump ball.
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{\an8}-It's common knowledge.
-Ugh. I should've gone to Amir.
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{\an8}Okay.
If you say that, you've already lost.
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{\an8}So, how was your weekend with…
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{\an8}[moaning, kissing]
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{\an8}…Morgan?
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00:03:06,853 --> 00:03:08,523
{\an8}I don't like her for her money,
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but yesterday
I did feel like {\an8}Pretty Woman.
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{\an8}Except instead of a dress,
she bought me Nikes and a pretzel.
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{\an8}So, did you tell Catherine yet?
She was pretty mad.
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I don't care. I don't.
It's none of her business.
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Morgan's great.
Unlike you, she laughs at my stories.
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I laughed at them the first time
and second time.
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But after 100, I just don't have the will.
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The only strike against her
is she's friends with Catherine.
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Yeah, well, that is a pretty big strike.
69
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It's like having a face tattoo.
It's hard to get past it.
70
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She checks a lot of boxes.
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-You have boxes?
-Yeah. I've always had boxes.
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-Since when?
-Since always.
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-What are they?
-Funny, hot--
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Okay. I've only had two boxes.
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[rock music playing]
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-Can I come in?
-Why ask?
77
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You'll do what you want anyway.
78
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I wanted to talk to you at the track,
but I guess… we kept missing each other.
79
00:03:59,447 --> 00:04:01,367
I saw you hiding behind a dumpster.
80
00:04:01,449 --> 00:04:03,409
-I lost my contacts.
-You don't wear contacts.
81
00:04:03,493 --> 00:04:05,953
Not anymore, I lost them.
Pay attention to my story.
82
00:04:07,455 --> 00:04:08,995
About you and Morgan--
83
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I understand I said I wouldn't date her.
84
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And I did, and we're happy.
I'm not gonna apologize for that.
85
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-Kevin--
-No. Know what? I'm a grown man.
86
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And so is Morgan.
87
00:04:18,341 --> 00:04:21,721
Obviously, she's a woman,
but she's full grown.
88
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Not fat. She's mature. Not old.
Please don't tell her any of this.
89
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What I was gonna say is I talked
to her and she seems excited.
90
00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:30,480
I don't get it,
91
00:04:30,561 --> 00:04:33,401
but for some reason,
she finds you… charming.
92
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You're saying that
like it's not even remotely possible.
93
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It's possible,
I just have to get used to it.
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Just like I got used
to my stepmom being younger than me.
95
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-Think we're done here.
-One more thing. And this is important.
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We need a new hauler.
97
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If we can't get the car to the track,
we can't race.
98
00:04:48,705 --> 00:04:50,455
Yeah, it's got like a million miles on it.
99
00:04:50,540 --> 00:04:54,250
And, obviously, I can't prove this,
but it's definitely haunted.
100
00:04:55,878 --> 00:04:59,168
I talked to Morgan, but I couldn't get her
to pull the trigger.
101
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So since you two have been
getting along so well,
102
00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:04,255
it'd help if you'd nudge her
over the goal line.
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00:05:04,345 --> 00:05:05,845
Oh, okay. Uh…
104
00:05:07,348 --> 00:05:10,228
A week ago, you told me to start looking
for a new job.
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Now you want me to leverage
my relationship to get what you want.
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That is interesting.
107
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[sighs]
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Hold onto that table, Catherine,
'cause she be turnin'.
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I realize this is awkward.
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Whoa!
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You feel that? Was that an earthquake?
No. It was a power shift.
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Are you finished?
113
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I have one more about a tsunami,
but I made my point.
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If you don't wanna do it, don't.
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No, I'll do it. You know why?
'Cause I'll do it for the team.
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It'll happen tonight
at the Pit Stop over tater tots.
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See? That right there.
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Morgan's never had
a tater tot in her life.
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What do you two have in common?
It doesn't make any sense.
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-You think she's out of my league?
-League? She's in a different sport.
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Did Beyoncé sing at your birthday party?
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No, but Beth sang Beyoncé.
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She was pretty drunk,
but she did a good job.
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Up until she sang "All the Single Ladies,"
then she started to cry.
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Kind of ruined the mood.
126
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[rock music playing]
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I like a lot of camber in the wheels.
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If it's too tight,
we'll play with the shims and wedge.
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Wow. All right, I can make that happen.
130
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Yeah, you really know your stuff.
This makes our job a lot easier.
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Ooh. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Make sure you can turn that back
to the stuff I like next week.
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How do you like your car set up?
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Like I like my women.
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Pretty on the outside, with a lot of parts
I don't understand on the inside.
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[chuckles]
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Yeah. Jake just hits the gas
and tries to finish first.
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I'm guessing that's also how he is
with his ladies.
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-Oh!
-[laughs] Yeah, it is.
140
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She's saying you know nothing
about cars or women.
141
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Well, she doesn't know anything
about potato chips or coffee makers.
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Are you just naming things you see?
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I'm going to Kevin's office.
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And not because I can see it.
Because I want to.
145
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Oh, I hate her so much!
146
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Me too.
147
00:07:01,671 --> 00:07:03,011
Who we talking about?
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-Jessie.
-Actually, I'm kinda warming up to her.
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Today she told me I had a steely gaze.
150
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I know what she's doing, but it's working.
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Not you too.
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She's working with Chuck and Amir.
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They're drooling over her
because she knows the boring stupid stuff.
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Jake, calm down.
Some of the best drivers are like you.
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Born with an extra finger
they had removed as a child
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and they wonder every day
if it would've given them an edge?
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That wasn't what I meant, but that too.
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They didn't have the technical knowledge.
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So, learn about the cars,
beat Jessie at her own game.
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Yeah, that would be cool.
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I'd be like, "Hey, the car has a thing
that turns the other thing,
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and I know about it. What's up?"
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See, just hearing that
gives me goosebumps.
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Was that extra finger a pinky or a thumb?
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My parents said it came out of my palm
like a sundial.
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If you still had it,
you'd never need a watch.
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They didn't have money
for special mittens, so it had to go.
168
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We're in the last lap.
It's me and Rusty Wallace in one and two
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I'm so close to him,
I can smell his cologne.
170
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The man loved Paco Rabanne.
Honestly, he bathed in it.
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We would always be like,
"Rusty, a little dab."
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[glugging sounds]
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-Hey, hey, hey.
-[laughing]
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Crazy. He went nuts. Whatever.
175
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Anyway, final turn, I get next to him,
look him right in the eyes,
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and flip him off.
177
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Then I slingshot past him
to take the lead.
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-You won the race?
-No.
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[chuckling] Story-killer.
180
00:08:35,264 --> 00:08:38,184
No, Wallace puts me into the wall,
I flip upside down,
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the car skids and stops eight feet
from the finish line.
182
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Wow. That's horrible.
183
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You think you gotta use the bathroom
at the end of a race,
184
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wait till you're upside down.
185
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[laughs]
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Moral of the story, he hurt my car,
I hurt his feelings. So who won?
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-Rusty Wallace?
-Yeah, you're right.
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What'd you think, Frank?
189
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Hilarious. Another A+ story, Kev.
190
00:08:59,205 --> 00:09:01,365
Yeah... what was it about?
191
00:09:01,457 --> 00:09:02,997
About how he was a driver.
192
00:09:03,084 --> 00:09:05,174
Yeah, that's all he talks about.
193
00:09:05,253 --> 00:09:07,593
Stop looking at your phone
when we're together.
194
00:09:07,672 --> 00:09:10,342
We all have to listen
to his boring stories, and so do you.
195
00:09:10,424 --> 00:09:12,184
Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
196
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I'm sorry my almost dying on national TV
is a yawn fest for you.
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You tell a good story.
198
00:09:17,431 --> 00:09:19,811
Tell the one
about the haircut you didn't like.
199
00:09:19,892 --> 00:09:21,982
-Bangs?
-It's always bangs.
200
00:09:22,061 --> 00:09:24,191
-Then why you keep doing it?
-Kevin.
201
00:09:24,272 --> 00:09:28,732
You know I have a new boss in New York.
She needs to know I'm available 24/7.
202
00:09:28,818 --> 00:09:30,438
So to get you to pay attention,
203
00:09:30,528 --> 00:09:33,988
I either have to be your boss
or leftover lobster ravioli.
204
00:09:34,073 --> 00:09:37,333
Just put your name on it.
Is that too much to ask?
205
00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:40,160
-Promise we never get like that. Okay.
-Done.
206
00:09:40,746 --> 00:09:42,616
I'm sorry. My phone is off.
207
00:09:42,707 --> 00:09:44,037
-Thank you.
-No. I get it.
208
00:09:44,125 --> 00:09:46,375
I once answered a phone at a funeral.
209
00:09:46,460 --> 00:09:49,590
People were horrified, but I was like,
"What? I'm burying my old lawyer."
210
00:09:49,672 --> 00:09:51,132
"I gotta get a new one."
211
00:09:54,135 --> 00:09:55,335
What do you do, Frank?
212
00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:57,558
I'm a financial analyst
at Kinnane Brothers.
213
00:09:57,638 --> 00:10:01,768
Oh! No way. Charles is a friend.
Are you going to that hospital fundraiser?
214
00:10:01,851 --> 00:10:03,271
Yeah, Beth and I are going.
215
00:10:03,352 --> 00:10:06,062
Unless I'm still on trial
for Ravioli-gate.
216
00:10:06,147 --> 00:10:07,567
Yeah, I'm over it.
217
00:10:07,648 --> 00:10:10,068
The beer's kicked in. Thank you, beer.
218
00:10:10,151 --> 00:10:12,821
Great. If you guys are going,
Kev, you should come with.
219
00:10:12,903 --> 00:10:14,613
No, I hate hospitals.
220
00:10:14,697 --> 00:10:17,777
I know I shouldn't, but I always look
in the rooms when I walk by,
221
00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:20,237
and I'm like,
"Don't do it," and I looked, and was like,
222
00:10:20,328 --> 00:10:22,498
"Oh, Grandma!
I thought those were your knees."
223
00:10:22,580 --> 00:10:24,000
-And I was like, just--
-[laughs]
224
00:10:24,081 --> 00:10:25,881
You gotta keep it moving.
225
00:10:26,709 --> 00:10:28,999
Kevin, it's not at a hospital.
226
00:10:29,086 --> 00:10:31,876
You think we're walking around the ER,
sipping champagne?
227
00:10:31,964 --> 00:10:34,304
You know what?
I'm on your side with the leftovers.
228
00:10:34,383 --> 00:10:35,263
That's right.
229
00:10:35,343 --> 00:10:37,893
You know, Morgan? I would love to go.
230
00:10:37,970 --> 00:10:42,270
Yay! It's our second double date,
and this time it's gonna be fancy.
231
00:10:42,350 --> 00:10:44,560
We have to go early.
There's a wine tasting.
232
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They are featuring wines
from the Loire Valley.
233
00:10:47,104 --> 00:10:50,234
Ooh. That's my third favorite valley,
after Hidden and Frankie.
234
00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:51,606
[laughs]
235
00:10:53,611 --> 00:10:55,951
[sighs] Hey, what are you wearing
to the event tonight?
236
00:10:56,030 --> 00:10:57,110
My pajamas.
237
00:10:57,865 --> 00:11:00,655
Who had August for Beth gives up on life?
238
00:11:01,452 --> 00:11:05,412
I can't go tonight. Frank is going
to New York for a work emergency.
239
00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,538
Are you kidding? I was counting on you.
240
00:11:07,625 --> 00:11:10,625
Morgan might be networking.
Who will I make fun of people with?
241
00:11:10,711 --> 00:11:13,671
We could've done that thing where
we sound like a couple from England.
242
00:11:13,756 --> 00:11:16,626
[with British accent]
Who are charmed by their American ways.
243
00:11:16,717 --> 00:11:19,387
All right, all right, all right.
244
00:11:19,470 --> 00:11:21,510
[normal accent]
That is Matthew McConaughey.
245
00:11:21,597 --> 00:11:24,177
Yeah, with a British accent.
It makes it pop.
246
00:11:24,266 --> 00:11:28,226
[laughs] No. Please do not do that tonight
with Morgan.
247
00:11:28,312 --> 00:11:29,562
What are you doing with Morgan?
248
00:11:29,647 --> 00:11:34,527
Oh, we are going to a fundraiser
for the Children's Hospital,
249
00:11:34,610 --> 00:11:36,530
not at the Children's Hospital.
250
00:11:37,405 --> 00:11:39,815
She invited you to that?
I didn't know she was going.
251
00:11:39,907 --> 00:11:41,867
Guess her first choice was available.
252
00:11:41,951 --> 00:11:42,911
You could go with me.
253
00:11:42,993 --> 00:11:44,703
No, just wanna be invited before him.
254
00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:47,827
Oh yeah. No, I mean,
I didn't want to go anyway.
255
00:11:48,624 --> 00:11:50,504
Did you talk to Morgan about the hauler?
256
00:11:50,584 --> 00:11:53,174
Hey, when I say I'll do a thing,
I do the thing.
257
00:11:53,254 --> 00:11:56,094
Did I say I'd do the thing?
Then I did the thing.
258
00:11:57,800 --> 00:12:00,430
Great, 'cause I need you
to do another thing.
259
00:12:00,511 --> 00:12:02,641
I found these really high-end ones.
260
00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,772
That way,
when we go to a race people will say,
261
00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:07,939
"Wow, Catherine Spencer
is running a kick-ass organization there."
262
00:12:08,018 --> 00:12:10,228
"Did she get a new power suit?
It looks fabulous."
263
00:12:11,605 --> 00:12:12,975
Consider it done.
264
00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:17,570
You didn't get a new hauler.
265
00:12:17,653 --> 00:12:19,113
No. I forgot to ask Morgan.
266
00:12:19,196 --> 00:12:21,276
Why did you tell Catherine you did?
267
00:12:21,365 --> 00:12:25,825
Because I didn't think
about the consequences.
268
00:12:26,704 --> 00:12:28,714
[rock music playing]
269
00:12:29,331 --> 00:12:31,081
Now, what was that you were using?
270
00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:34,037
Amir, I don't have time.
I gotta get this car ready for Sunday.
271
00:12:34,128 --> 00:12:36,588
Kevin wanted us to spend time with Jake
272
00:12:36,672 --> 00:12:39,552
'cause he wants to learn about the car.
We should support that.
273
00:12:39,633 --> 00:12:40,633
-You do?
-Yeah.
274
00:12:40,718 --> 00:12:43,138
He just asked me what a thermos was.
275
00:12:44,388 --> 00:12:46,848
We can't replace the springs
during the race, right?
276
00:12:46,932 --> 00:12:49,732
So, we adjust the wedge
to make it tighter or looser.
277
00:12:49,810 --> 00:12:51,310
[Jake] No, no, let me do this.
278
00:12:51,395 --> 00:12:54,055
If I keep turning this,
is a clown gonna pop out?
279
00:12:54,565 --> 00:12:55,855
I've been burned by this before.
280
00:12:55,941 --> 00:12:56,781
[popping noise]
281
00:12:56,859 --> 00:12:57,939
[metal clanging]
282
00:13:06,202 --> 00:13:07,702
How important is this?
283
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:11,747
Well, without that, you'll crash
into the wall at 180 miles per hour.
284
00:13:11,832 --> 00:13:13,672
But, hey, just get rid of it.
285
00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:16,711
Come on. If I don't work on the car,
how am I supposed to learn?
286
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,796
It's not like they write books about this.
287
00:13:18,881 --> 00:13:21,631
You're not real familiar with books,
are you?
288
00:13:22,718 --> 00:13:27,008
I brought you one after Kevin mentioned
that you were interested. Here.
289
00:13:29,433 --> 00:13:32,273
The Psychics of NASCAR? Awesome.
290
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:35,022
No, Jake, it's The Physics of NASCAR.
291
00:13:35,105 --> 00:13:37,145
Just let him read it. He'll find out.
292
00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:38,863
He got the cover wrong.
293
00:13:41,403 --> 00:13:44,373
Three hundred pages?
This is gonna take me forever.
294
00:13:45,115 --> 00:13:46,615
Yeah, let's hope so.
295
00:13:50,037 --> 00:13:50,867
Okay.
296
00:13:51,747 --> 00:13:53,707
Great. I'm the only one without a tie.
297
00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:55,501
Makes you look distinguished,
298
00:13:55,584 --> 00:13:59,094
in an "I didn't bother
to read the invitation" kind of way.
299
00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:02,299
I know I hide it well but,
I gotta be honest,
300
00:14:02,383 --> 00:14:03,683
I'm very uncomfortable
301
00:14:03,759 --> 00:14:05,589
in these situations,
so please don't leave me.
302
00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:09,518
You've got nothing to worry about.
You have the most interesting job here.
303
00:14:09,598 --> 00:14:11,268
You're a NASCAR crew chief.
304
00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:14,600
All right, you're right.
Yeah, let's have a good time.
305
00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:17,227
Ooh, Itzhak Perlman tickets.
How great would that be?
306
00:14:17,314 --> 00:14:20,324
Be awesome
if I knew who Itzhak Perlman was.
307
00:14:20,401 --> 00:14:21,821
He has an amazing story.
308
00:14:21,902 --> 00:14:24,282
He got polio as a kid,
he walks with leg braces,
309
00:14:24,363 --> 00:14:26,703
but he became
the world's best violin player.
310
00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:30,623
It's amazing, but do you play the violin
with your legs?
311
00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:33,542
Kevin, you can't joke about polio.
312
00:14:33,622 --> 00:14:35,752
I'm not making fun of polio, Marco.
313
00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:37,003
-Marco?
-Polio.
314
00:14:37,084 --> 00:14:38,504
Stop! [laughs]
315
00:14:39,336 --> 00:14:40,336
Oh…
316
00:14:40,796 --> 00:14:42,416
Stan Fitzsimmons.
317
00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:46,337
He wants me to invest in his company.
Does it look like I'm smiling?
318
00:14:46,427 --> 00:14:48,547
Either that or you took a gut punch.
319
00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:54,139
-Fitzy.
-You have not returned my calls.
320
00:14:54,226 --> 00:14:56,226
I told you. I've gotta talk to my team.
321
00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:57,692
-Morgan?
-Oh!
322
00:14:57,771 --> 00:14:59,321
Kevin, this is Stan and Michael.
323
00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:01,318
-How you doing?
-Hey, guys. Nice to see you.
324
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:03,150
-[cell phone ringing]
-Sorry.
325
00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:06,065
Gosh, I've gotta take this.
It's Japan. I am so sorry.
326
00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:08,445
-I should go with you, right?
-Sorry. I'll be back.
327
00:15:08,532 --> 00:15:10,872
So Kevin, what line of work you in?
328
00:15:10,951 --> 00:15:13,451
Oh, I'm a crew chief for a NASCAR team.
329
00:15:13,537 --> 00:15:14,787
Oh. Good for you.
330
00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:19,038
-So what are you working on, Michael?
-Right now we're focusing on algae.
331
00:15:19,126 --> 00:15:23,086
Ah. It's a great idea in theory,
but how many guys went down that rat hole?
332
00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:24,722
[chuckles] Rat hole.
333
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,925
What? You don't think it'll work?
334
00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:31,599
You know, I mean, it could.
Or it could not.
335
00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:35,810
I mean, it depends. I just--
The whole thing is just kind of crazy.
336
00:15:35,893 --> 00:15:36,983
-What's crazy?
-Hmm?
337
00:15:37,061 --> 00:15:38,351
You just said it's crazy.
338
00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:40,397
Just how everything went down.
339
00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:42,271
-How what went down?
-The whole thing.
340
00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:43,978
-What whole thing?
-Son of a bitch.
341
00:15:44,068 --> 00:15:46,698
So, what's your solution
to climate change, Kevin?
342
00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:49,279
Well, I would swing back
to Michael's side,
343
00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:52,985
and I think you should kill all the algae.
You know, yeah.
344
00:15:53,077 --> 00:15:54,537
Kill all the algae?
345
00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:57,460
Well, that would be
an ecological disaster.
346
00:15:57,539 --> 00:15:59,499
Let me finish, okay?
347
00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:04,464
What I'm saying is Michael's killing it
with the algae, you know?
348
00:16:04,546 --> 00:16:07,046
We're all speaking the same language here.
349
00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:09,132
-I have no idea what he's saying.
-Yeah.
350
00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:10,338
Wait, hold on a second.
351
00:16:10,427 --> 00:16:12,757
Yep. I gotta take this.
Southern Pennsylvania.
352
00:16:14,098 --> 00:16:15,888
[rock music playing]
353
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,515
[car accelerating on simulator]
354
00:16:17,601 --> 00:16:19,811
Hey. How much longer will you be here?
355
00:16:19,895 --> 00:16:21,855
The parking lot
gets kinda spooky at night.
356
00:16:21,939 --> 00:16:23,649
I'll be fine walking to my car.
357
00:16:23,732 --> 00:16:25,032
Wasn't talking about you.
358
00:16:25,526 --> 00:16:26,526
Let me concentrate.
359
00:16:26,610 --> 00:16:28,110
-Trying to beat your time?
-No.
360
00:16:28,195 --> 00:16:30,275
I'm trying to beat your time,
if you have to know.
361
00:16:30,364 --> 00:16:31,824
I've run this lap 300 times,
362
00:16:31,907 --> 00:16:34,447
and still haven't come
within half a second of your best.
363
00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:36,155
I tried to tell you I was great.
364
00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:39,212
You know what?
Never mind. I'm out of here.
365
00:16:39,289 --> 00:16:41,039
I'll tell you what you're doing wrong.
366
00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:43,285
You need to get on the throttle sooner
out of turn two.
367
00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:44,627
But what if I spin out?
368
00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:46,592
What if you don't? When you're driving,
369
00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:49,222
do you feel the car
wanting to give more than it should?
370
00:16:49,299 --> 00:16:51,389
No.
The stupid car never tells me anything.
371
00:16:51,468 --> 00:16:55,428
Maybe it's because you call it stupid.
Sometimes, I think it knows.
372
00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:59,845
I can't tell you how crazy it makes me
that you just bumble your dumb ass
373
00:16:59,935 --> 00:17:02,185
into a cockpit
and get around the track so fast.
374
00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:03,811
Wanna know what I was doing tonight?
375
00:17:03,897 --> 00:17:05,517
Pushing a door labeled "pull"?
376
00:17:07,901 --> 00:17:12,571
I was reading about the technical stuff
because I'm jealous you know everything.
377
00:17:12,656 --> 00:17:14,066
Hmm. How far did you get?
378
00:17:14,908 --> 00:17:16,238
That's not important.
379
00:17:17,244 --> 00:17:20,624
-Want me to show you how I get around?
-That'd be very cool. Thank you.
380
00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:25,286
You're a great driver, and you'll get it.
You just have to let go and feel it.
381
00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:26,667
But I like to be in control.
382
00:17:26,754 --> 00:17:28,554
You think you do, until you're not.
383
00:17:29,173 --> 00:17:32,263
-What if something bad happens?
-What do you think that would be?
384
00:17:33,677 --> 00:17:35,137
Are you as turned on as I am?
385
00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:36,430
[laughs] No.
386
00:17:37,556 --> 00:17:39,806
Yeah, no, me neither. That's stupid.
387
00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:45,519
[with British accent] How'd it go, Nigel?
388
00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:48,186
Where was that voice when I needed it?
389
00:17:48,275 --> 00:17:49,605
[normal accent] Ooh, that bad?
390
00:17:49,693 --> 00:17:51,903
Ever wondered
how they turn algae into fuel?
391
00:17:51,987 --> 00:17:53,817
-Never once.
-Exactly.
392
00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:56,620
Was Morgan boring too?
393
00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:58,580
No, no. She's great. It's just--
394
00:17:59,828 --> 00:18:01,708
I don't think we're gonna work out.
395
00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:04,749
What? Why? You guys have been having
so much fun.
396
00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:06,713
We don't have much in common.
397
00:18:06,794 --> 00:18:08,384
You should have seen her last night.
398
00:18:08,462 --> 00:18:12,222
She was schmoozing, making deals.
She was just in her element.
399
00:18:12,299 --> 00:18:14,509
Like me at one of Chuck's barbecues.
400
00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:18,563
Where I'm walking around,
eating ribs, blowing up old refrigerators,
401
00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:21,479
wishing we'd moved the refrigerator
further from the house.
402
00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:26,020
You just saw work her.
She likes what she does. So do you.
403
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:29,355
Yeah, but I'm the same everywhere.
This is the real her.
404
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,862
I just think we're from different worlds.
405
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:36,164
You know you do this every time, right?
You meet someone, they're perfect,
406
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:39,200
then you start looking for problems
and blow the whole thing up.
407
00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:42,004
Dr. Phil calls it self-sabotage.
408
00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:44,039
You know he's not a real doctor, right?
409
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:47,170
And I'm pretty sure
that mustache is a clip-on.
410
00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:50,964
And if anyone self-sabotages,
it's you with Frank.
411
00:18:51,046 --> 00:18:52,416
What? That is not true.
412
00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:54,876
You exploded over him eating ravioli.
413
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:58,097
Lobster ravioli. You wanna do this?
414
00:18:58,178 --> 00:19:01,348
You broke up with Mary
because she cut her hair too short.
415
00:19:01,431 --> 00:19:04,691
Yeah. She looked like my uncle Rick.
It creeped me out.
416
00:19:05,269 --> 00:19:06,939
And what about Lawyer Todd?
417
00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:10,690
But-- He wore a puka shell necklace.
At least give me that one.
418
00:19:11,692 --> 00:19:13,692
Okay. So, Rita? What was her problem?
419
00:19:13,777 --> 00:19:16,777
She had sweaty fingers.
It was like holding hands with a frog.
420
00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:21,542
And what about when you broke up
with Ryan 'cause he was too sensitive?
421
00:19:21,618 --> 00:19:23,198
Kevin, he was gay.
422
00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:25,616
Oh, that's right.
423
00:19:26,957 --> 00:19:29,877
My bad.
He's good people. He's good people.
424
00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:34,417
All right, yes, maybe we both do it.
425
00:19:34,506 --> 00:19:36,876
But you really like Morgan, don't you?
426
00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:38,087
I do.
427
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:41,347
The real her is the one that's into you.
I can tell.
428
00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:43,930
And why wouldn't she be? You're amazing.
429
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:44,926
Come on.
430
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:47,847
Spider-Man's amazing.
I'm just really good.
431
00:19:47,936 --> 00:19:49,186
[giggles]
432
00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:52,071
All right, go on, have fun.
See where it goes.
433
00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:53,319
End the cycle.
434
00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:54,821
Dr. Phil?
435
00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:55,992
No, Rachael Ray.
436
00:19:56,069 --> 00:19:58,909
She does more than make food.
She makes me think.
437
00:20:02,784 --> 00:20:04,124
I'm sorry, am I late?
438
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:05,913
No. Perfect. Come on, have a seat.
439
00:20:05,996 --> 00:20:08,416
I got here early
because I wanted to get our usual table.
440
00:20:08,498 --> 00:20:10,168
I think it's there, but very sweet.
441
00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:11,750
Yeah. I tried that one first
442
00:20:11,835 --> 00:20:15,625
but it was one of those jiggly ones,
so I was hoping you wouldn't remember.
443
00:20:16,506 --> 00:20:19,466
Look, I want to apologize for last night.
444
00:20:19,551 --> 00:20:21,391
I wasn't the greatest company.
445
00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:24,810
No, no. I'm sorry. I felt so guilty
I kept getting called away.
446
00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:28,064
[clears throat] Can I be honest with you?
447
00:20:29,144 --> 00:20:30,734
I'd rather you didn't.
448
00:20:31,521 --> 00:20:34,321
Nothing good ever comes after
"Can I be honest with you?"
449
00:20:35,442 --> 00:20:37,032
All right, here it goes.
450
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:39,397
Cards on the table.
451
00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:43,084
I was worried we come
from different worlds and all that,
452
00:20:43,158 --> 00:20:45,788
but then I started thinking about it,
and I was realizing,
453
00:20:45,869 --> 00:20:48,909
you're looking for something
to be wrong here. You know?
454
00:20:48,997 --> 00:20:50,707
Dr. Phil calls it self-sabotage.
455
00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:52,791
Kevin, he's not a real doctor.
456
00:20:52,876 --> 00:20:55,876
[laughs] Yeah, that's what I said. See?
This is gonna work.
457
00:20:55,963 --> 00:20:57,553
-What's gonna work?
-Us.
458
00:20:57,631 --> 00:20:59,681
Uh, that's what I wanted to tell you.
459
00:20:59,758 --> 00:21:02,178
I'm all in. You know?
460
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,511
I was worried about distance,
but I don't care.
461
00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:08,266
I'm gonna visit you in California.
And is it gonna be easy? No.
462
00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:11,850
But is it worth it?
Yeah. It's totally worth it.
463
00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:15,267
Are we worth it? Absolutely.
So, here's what I'm doing.
464
00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:17,147
I'm just gonna do it, I don't even care.
465
00:21:17,234 --> 00:21:21,414
I'm taking my heart and putting it there
in the center of the table.
466
00:21:21,488 --> 00:21:22,608
And that's yours.
467
00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:23,985
Yeah.
468
00:21:26,618 --> 00:21:28,618
Ah…
469
00:21:30,330 --> 00:21:33,290
You mean "ah" like "feels so right"?
470
00:21:35,335 --> 00:21:37,495
-Can I be honest with you?
-Please don't.
471
00:21:39,006 --> 00:21:42,756
Kevin, you're an amazing guy,
and I love hanging out with you,
472
00:21:42,843 --> 00:21:45,973
I just-- I'm not really looking
for a relationship.
473
00:21:46,555 --> 00:21:49,975
-I thought maybe this would just be fun--
-Yeah, of course-- Totally fun.
474
00:21:50,058 --> 00:21:52,768
You know what's more fun?
Forgetting the last three minutes.
475
00:21:52,853 --> 00:21:54,273
-Let's do that.
-No. I'm sorry.
476
00:21:54,354 --> 00:21:57,944
Seems like you wanted something
more serious, and I'm not there, and--
477
00:21:58,025 --> 00:22:00,525
This was a bad idea.
I should go before it gets awkward.
478
00:22:00,610 --> 00:22:05,160
No. Come on, we're adults.
We can get past this ugly stuff and just--
479
00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:07,200
We're fine. It's not even awkward at all.
480
00:22:13,498 --> 00:22:14,328
It's fine.
481
00:22:22,758 --> 00:22:23,588
Just, uh--
482
00:22:24,801 --> 00:22:25,931
Just gonna do this.
483
00:22:26,011 --> 00:22:27,221
-I'm gonna go.
-Okay.
484
00:22:27,304 --> 00:22:28,474
I'll see you soon.
485
00:22:28,555 --> 00:22:30,015
-Morgan, hold up.
-Please don't.
486
00:22:30,098 --> 00:22:33,518
I will hook up with you out of pity,
regret it, and then get a new dog.
487
00:22:33,602 --> 00:22:34,772
It's not about us. Uh…
488
00:22:35,270 --> 00:22:37,860
Catherine was looking for a hauler, and--
489
00:22:37,939 --> 00:22:39,229
[mumbles]
490
00:22:39,941 --> 00:22:41,321
Can I have some money?
491
00:22:45,864 --> 00:22:48,454
-Hey, Kevin.
-Hey. Here's the check for the hauler.
492
00:22:48,533 --> 00:22:51,453
Oh. Look. This is awkward,
but I talked to Morgan
493
00:22:51,536 --> 00:22:53,786
and I heard you two aren't-- You know.
494
00:22:54,790 --> 00:22:55,620
Go ahead.
495
00:22:56,124 --> 00:22:58,044
I know. Say you told me so.
496
00:22:58,126 --> 00:22:59,706
Morgan only dates rich smart guys,
497
00:22:59,795 --> 00:23:03,465
and I cheated on my SATs
and barely broke 800.
498
00:23:04,424 --> 00:23:06,724
True story.
Don't know why I'm telling you.
499
00:23:07,344 --> 00:23:10,064
Not that I don't have a million insults
in the holster--
500
00:23:10,138 --> 00:23:12,638
I actually thought of another one
looking at you.
501
00:23:13,350 --> 00:23:15,230
But, I've been in your shoes.
502
00:23:15,310 --> 00:23:17,940
It sucks. I'm sorry that happened to you.
503
00:23:18,855 --> 00:23:19,815
Oh.
504
00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:23,189
All right, well, thank you. I'll be fine.
505
00:23:23,276 --> 00:23:25,696
Let me know when you are.
'Cause I'm saving them up.
506
00:23:28,031 --> 00:23:28,871
She's back.
507
00:23:31,326 --> 00:23:32,446
Oh, good, you're here.
508
00:23:32,536 --> 00:23:36,286
Travel plans are here, paychecks are here,
and the Tums are here.
509
00:23:36,790 --> 00:23:38,170
Yeah, I don't need Tums.
510
00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:41,130
When we head out to Michigan,
that chili place is right there.
511
00:23:41,211 --> 00:23:42,921
I'd tell you not to go, but you will.
512
00:23:43,004 --> 00:23:45,344
I'd tell you not to get the fire sauce,
but you will.
513
00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:46,934
So, here are the Tums.
514
00:23:47,008 --> 00:23:48,548
Wait. Where are you going?
515
00:23:48,635 --> 00:23:50,255
I took your advice.
516
00:23:50,345 --> 00:23:52,805
I'm getting frustrated
with Frank over the little stuff.
517
00:23:52,889 --> 00:23:56,349
We had a good talk, and he invited me up
to New York for a romantic getaway.
518
00:23:56,435 --> 00:23:57,885
I gotta get my flight.
519
00:23:57,978 --> 00:24:01,858
Oh, call me if you need me.
But, seriously, don't call me.
520
00:24:02,774 --> 00:24:05,944
Oh, crap. I forgot.
How did it go with Morgan?
521
00:24:06,820 --> 00:24:07,900
Actually, um…
522
00:24:08,738 --> 00:24:10,368
It was great. It was.
523
00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:12,079
-Yeah?
-Thank you for your advice.
524
00:24:12,159 --> 00:24:15,329
I knew it.
I knew you two were perfect together.
525
00:24:15,954 --> 00:24:18,174
Say it. Say "Beth was right."
526
00:24:18,915 --> 00:24:20,125
Say it.
527
00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:24,051
-Beth was right.
-[giggles]
528
00:24:25,630 --> 00:24:29,220
Well, normally, I'd make you do that
until it felt more sincere,
529
00:24:29,301 --> 00:24:30,801
but I have an Uber here.
530
00:24:30,886 --> 00:24:33,346
Have fun in New York. I won't bother you.
531
00:24:33,847 --> 00:24:36,347
-Hey, where are my, uh--
-[Beth] They're on your head.
532
00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:45,482
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