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‪NETFLIX 原創影集

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‪所以她有說“你被開除了”？

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‪她說等賽季結束，我就該找新工作了

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‪我這麼說不知道有沒有幫助

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‪但我說過這種事會發生了

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‪不然妳要我怎樣？
‪我伺機出擊，只是無功而返

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‪我敢說我打個正著

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‪但她卻學《駭客任務》那樣閃過

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‪-妳有聽到嗎？我背後肋骨斷了一根
‪-沒有

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‪-妳沒聽到？
‪-我什麼都沒聽到

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‪靠到椅子上就斷了，我發誓

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‪你是在大驚小怪

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‪巴比總說最好的除臭劑是什麼？

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‪這是陷阱題，他從來不用除臭劑

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‪他說最好的除臭劑是獲勝

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‪沒什麼比勝利更能驅除失敗的臭味

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‪希望對失敗有效

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‪因為對巴比就沒效

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‪我是你現在僅存的朋友

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‪所以你最好注意語氣

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‪好啦

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‪我們也別忘了漁獵專賣店的泰德

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‪沒錯，我之前去買魚竿

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‪結果卻得到了靈魂伴侶

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‪他今天早上才傳簡訊給我

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‪妳看

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‪“魚餌還夠嗎，兄弟？”

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‪“我們進了新的冰櫃，親愛的

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‪漁獵專賣店的泰德”

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‪王八蛋，他有給妳員工折扣嗎？

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‪別這樣折磨自己，凱文

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‪我要再拿一瓶啤酒，妳要嗎？

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‪好，記在我的帳上

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‪我從頭到尾就是打這個算盤

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‪既然是妳付錢，我要選歐洲的高級貨

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‪不好意思

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‪這樣沒用

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‪妳要對著電視大喊妳想對酒保說的話

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‪看好了

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‪拜託，快一點，別那麼白癡

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‪快點啦，喂！

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‪你有什麼毛病？

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‪抱歉，我是在對電視大吼

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‪他們在重播精彩鏡頭

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‪不過既然你來了，我要龍舌蘭加冰塊

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‪如果品質不好，再給我一片萊姆

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‪一定要加萊姆

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‪我要兩瓶時呆啤酒

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‪謝謝你，那招很天才，我可能會偷用

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‪最好不要，我有申請專利

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‪除非妳付我使用費

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‪那這輪酒我請你吧？

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‪能換別的嗎？
‪因為那位小姐已經要請我了

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‪你女朋友真可愛

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‪妳說她嗎？

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‪不是…我們是同事

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‪她的生活有點封閉悲哀

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‪我喜歡帶她出門，遠離她的那些貓

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‪你們做哪行的？

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‪我們是賽車圈的

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‪跟這裡其他所有人一樣

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‪妳是房車賽粉絲嗎？

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‪我才剛入門

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‪那妳首先該知道一件事

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‪我算是個大人物

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‪牆上掛有我的照片

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‪真假？在哪？

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‪在那台拳擊機後面

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‪他們雖然不想擋住照片

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‪但那裡有唯一還空著的插座

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‪不過妳如果把臉貼在牆上
‪就還是能看到

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‪-我不會去貼臉
‪-不用去啦

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‪那張的表情很怪

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‪我當時沒準備好要拍照
‪所以就拍到我瞪眼放空

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‪逮個正著

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‪總之，我當了一陣子賽車手

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‪後來成為巴比史賓瑟的總技師

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‪你們剛換了新贊助商

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‪這對新入門的人來說
‪也知道得太詳細了吧

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‪我是假牛排的人

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‪希望妳只要負責賣，不用負責吃

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‪我該自我介紹一下

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‪我是茉根康拉德，我是假牛排的老闆

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‪這也太讚了吧

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‪沒關係，假牛排很好吃

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‪除非你嚐過真正的牛排，那麼…

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‪-就是說啊
‪-別告訴別人

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‪-我一定幫妳保密
‪-很好

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‪雖然其實也不算祕密

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‪假牛排吃起來就像
‪掉到魚缸裡的大麥克

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‪這樣說好像太超過了

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‪我說出口的時候也察覺到了

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‪搞不懂我幹嘛那麼說

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‪總之很高興認識妳

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‪很高興認識你
‪其實我明天要去參觀車庫，到時候見

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‪好

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‪對了，妳如果想過來一起喝

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‪那位養貓小姐會請客

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‪她會報公司帳

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‪其實最後可能還是妳付的錢

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‪她需要交際，她幾乎沒朋友

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‪只有一個朋友，是漁獵專賣店的業務

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‪非常可悲，我們過去陪她吧

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{\an8}‪早

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{\an8}‪你去哪了？我一直在找你

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‪為什麼都不接我電話？

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‪因為我有腦震盪

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‪而你的聲音聽起來很像倉鼠轉輪

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‪那你幹嘛跟凱文說你沒問題？

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‪我就是想避免聽到這個聲音

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{\an8}‪你得告訴凱文你還不能開車

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{\an8}‪要是那麼做，我就不能開車了

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{\an8}‪我還以為你是聰明人

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‪我這個人守不住祕密

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{\an8}‪我的毛囊很脆弱

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{\an8}‪我之前想幫老婆辦驚喜派對

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‪結果頭髮就開始大把掉落

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‪你覺得很可笑嗎？

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‪不是，只是我以前
‪常去一家叫“毛廊”的酒吧

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‪要是我的位置被潔西搶走

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‪我不確定搶不搶得回來

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‪這樣做不值得，你有可能會受傷

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{\an8}‪我知道大家愛開玩笑
‪說傑克的腦袋不靈光

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{\an8}‪但我至少還有腦袋能判斷我可以開車

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{\an8}‪可以拜託你就幫我這次嗎？

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{\an8}‪請答應我你什麼都不會說

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{\an8}‪好啦，我不說

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{\an8}‪這下好了

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‪我們下週要拍聖誕賀卡照片

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‪我會看起來像坐在枕頭發抖的癩皮狗

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‪-怎麼了？
‪-老大

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‪什麼事那麼急？

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‪沒事

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{\an8}‪你打了15通電話給我，還傳簡訊

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{\an8}‪“緊急狀況

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{\an8}‪我們得談談，這真的是緊急狀況

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‪緊急狀況”，全部大寫

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‪你記得大寫嗎？“緊急狀況”

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‪對喔，電視在播《洛基二》

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‪我知道你有多愛那部電影

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‪那簡訊裡就這樣寫啊

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‪要是播的是第一集
‪你就會被開除，現在正在打包

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‪妳找我？

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‪對昨晚有什麼話要說嗎？

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‪-沒有，你呢？很好
‪-沒有

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‪我想告訴你假牛排的老闆來了

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‪她對我是亦師亦友

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‪她10點會到
‪希望你能表現得專業一點

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‪對喔

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‪茉根說差不多11點30分會到

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‪我們昨晚玩得有點晚

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‪我搬拳擊機時肩膀還脫臼

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‪她跪求要看我的照片，她是好女人

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‪不好意思

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‪茉根和你，還有…

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‪什麼？

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‪貝絲和我在停站餐廳跟她巧遇

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‪一起喝了點酒、打打撞球

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‪贏100元、輸100元

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‪我以為她作弊
‪但她沒有，只是很擅長撞球而已

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‪希望你沒提起我們之間的麻煩事

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‪我是可以提，但我難以置信地專業
‪所以我們只過了開心的一晚

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‪她有提到我嗎？

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‪沒有，我剛才說是開心的一晚

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‪好了，踏板長度可以嗎？

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‪我得在全速前進下伸腳踩

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‪所以還是弄近一點好了

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‪不要太近，就差不多…

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‪換算餅乾是幾塊？

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‪花生醬餅和淡薄荷餅各一片

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‪好，那是1,5公分，沒問題

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‪-新的座位會太貼嗎？
‪-不會，凝膠模很完美

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‪緊緊包覆我的屁股
‪就像那個沃金斯賽道的護理師一樣

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‪她是在幫你縫傷口

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‪只用單手哦

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‪這樣沒事了嗎？

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‪我還有幾個問題要問

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‪副總統是誰？

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‪這跟賽車有什麼關係？

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‪讓他回答

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‪等等，我知道
‪是那個演《歡樂單身派對》的女士

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‪今天幾月幾號？

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‪我今天應該是約翠娜

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‪但也有可能是雀兒喜

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‪你容易混淆嗎？

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‪算了，這題跳過

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‪這場鬧劇是在搞什麼？

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‪“判斷是否有腦震盪的十個問題”

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‪-阿米爾
‪-對不起，我很擔心你

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‪你還沒恢復就不該出賽

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‪他有腦震盪，不能只有我在幫他保密

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‪我要讓別人也開始掉頭髮

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‪也是啦

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‪難怪我會在引擎內撿到頭髮

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‪我還以為我的山羊鬍也要沒了

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‪又沒什麼，就說我沒事了

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‪我的腦袋裡是有點嗡嗡作響

198
00:08:02,648 --> 00:08:05,278
‪但搖搖頭，聲音就沒了

199
00:08:07,445 --> 00:08:08,315
‪全都消失了

200
00:08:09,238 --> 00:08:10,158
‪有件無關的事

201
00:08:10,239 --> 00:08:12,069
‪我要靠在這輛車休息一下

202
00:08:13,409 --> 00:08:15,699
‪我們得告訴凱文他不能開車

203
00:08:16,245 --> 00:08:17,115
‪傑克

204
00:08:18,372 --> 00:08:19,752
‪你可以開車嗎？

205
00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:21,380
‪很好

206
00:08:21,459 --> 00:08:23,789
‪你看，他說他能開，他就能開

207
00:08:23,878 --> 00:08:26,298
‪以前的人要是開車時傷了手

208
00:08:26,380 --> 00:08:29,430
‪他們會用膠帶把手綑在方向盤繼續開

209
00:08:30,092 --> 00:08:33,142
‪我看過有人下車時捆得像木乃伊一樣

210
00:08:35,806 --> 00:08:39,436
‪現在卻受點小傷就要坐板凳

211
00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:40,729
‪我很以你為傲，傑克

212
00:08:40,811 --> 00:08:42,441
‪我好多了，謝謝關心

213
00:08:47,777 --> 00:08:50,027
‪運輸車裝載完畢上路了

214
00:08:50,112 --> 00:08:51,782
‪我也改掉費爾的導航路線

215
00:08:51,864 --> 00:08:53,284
‪避開了所有的印地安賭場

216
00:08:54,325 --> 00:08:55,485
‪那是種悲傷的疾病

217
00:08:55,993 --> 00:08:57,253
‪50元賭他會輸光差旅費

218
00:08:57,328 --> 00:08:58,158
‪我接受

219
00:08:59,705 --> 00:09:01,785
‪嘿，龍舌蘭加萊姆小姐

220
00:09:01,874 --> 00:09:05,254
‪嘿，念錯時代啤酒的先生

221
00:09:05,836 --> 00:09:08,006
‪我覺得我的問候很親切
‪妳的有點傷人

222
00:09:08,089 --> 00:09:10,419
‪我知道，只是在腦中演練時
‪聽起來迷人許多

223
00:09:10,508 --> 00:09:11,928
‪害我揮棒落空了

224
00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:14,756
‪妳要在本地待多久？

225
00:09:14,845 --> 00:09:16,175
‪大概一週吧

226
00:09:16,264 --> 00:09:19,104
‪我要看看我的錢花在哪
‪還要到處觀光一下

227
00:09:19,183 --> 00:09:20,983
‪妳的錢就花在這裡

228
00:09:21,060 --> 00:09:22,600
‪妳也已經看過本地景點了

229
00:09:22,687 --> 00:09:23,767
‪就是在下

230
00:09:24,939 --> 00:09:26,689
‪你一定是第11大景點

231
00:09:26,774 --> 00:09:28,654
‪因為我查過前十大，裡面沒有你

232
00:09:28,734 --> 00:09:32,204
‪我每年都要跟玩偶博物館競爭

233
00:09:32,947 --> 00:09:34,947
‪那裡聽起來是專吸連環殺手的磁鐵

234
00:09:35,032 --> 00:09:36,282
‪謝謝

235
00:09:36,367 --> 00:09:38,037
‪我是打算去聽比利喬

236
00:09:38,119 --> 00:09:39,289
‪我看到他今晚要演出

237
00:09:39,370 --> 00:09:42,370
‪祝妳買票好運，他一下就完售了

238
00:09:42,456 --> 00:09:43,496
‪我之前想上網買

239
00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:45,423
‪但一直無法通過人類驗證

240
00:09:45,501 --> 00:09:46,881
‪連續五次

241
00:09:46,961 --> 00:09:48,921
‪我若不是不知道行人穿越道是什麼

242
00:09:49,005 --> 00:09:49,835
‪不然就是機器人

243
00:09:50,881 --> 00:09:51,921
‪如果你是粉絲

244
00:09:52,008 --> 00:09:53,628
‪我認識一個能幫我們弄到票的人

245
00:09:54,302 --> 00:09:55,602
‪-是誰？
‪-比利喬

246
00:09:57,179 --> 00:09:59,309
‪愛炫耀！

247
00:09:59,390 --> 00:10:00,980
‪如果妳是說真的，那我很想去

248
00:10:01,058 --> 00:10:01,888
‪要嗎？

249
00:10:02,393 --> 00:10:04,483
‪可以先去我們昨晚認識的地方吃晚餐

250
00:10:04,562 --> 00:10:05,402
‪然後再過去

251
00:10:05,479 --> 00:10:07,609
‪妳剛成為了我最愛的贊助商

252
00:10:07,690 --> 00:10:09,320
‪雖然競爭並不激烈

253
00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:11,990
‪石油公司的傢伙逼我全程參與割禮
‪知道那是什麼嗎？

254
00:10:12,069 --> 00:10:13,319
‪-我知道
‪-我去了才知道

255
00:10:14,697 --> 00:10:16,617
‪好，約會就這麼定了

256
00:10:16,699 --> 00:10:17,529
‪沒問題

257
00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:18,827
‪我喜歡比利喬

258
00:10:19,910 --> 00:10:21,160
‪我會買件T恤給妳

259
00:10:21,245 --> 00:10:22,655
‪-茉根！
‪-嗨

260
00:10:23,539 --> 00:10:25,249
‪我聽說妳認識了凱文…

261
00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:26,253
‪還有貝絲

262
00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:29,210
‪妳要參觀了嗎？

263
00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:30,585
‪好，出發吧

264
00:10:30,671 --> 00:10:33,051
‪能再次跟妳聊天真開心

265
00:10:33,132 --> 00:10:34,472
‪謝謝妳過來探望

266
00:10:34,550 --> 00:10:36,340
‪你在搞什麼鬼？

267
00:10:36,427 --> 00:10:37,637
‪我就說會買T恤給妳了

268
00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:38,850
‪我又不能逼她邀請妳

269
00:10:38,929 --> 00:10:40,509
‪你不能跟贊助商約會

270
00:10:40,598 --> 00:10:42,388
‪貝絲，我們是要去聽演唱會

271
00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:43,885
‪我跟贊助商一起做過很多事

272
00:10:43,976 --> 00:10:45,846
‪不對，那些都不是女贊助商

273
00:10:46,729 --> 00:10:48,729
‪我明白了，妳是在嫉妒嗎？

274
00:10:48,814 --> 00:10:50,694
‪別擔心，妳永遠都是會是我的死黨

275
00:10:51,734 --> 00:10:52,904
‪她在把你

276
00:10:52,985 --> 00:10:54,355
‪妳每次都覺得女人在把我

277
00:10:54,445 --> 00:10:56,945
‪我從沒覺得女人在把你

278
00:10:57,031 --> 00:10:59,451
‪除了那個星巴克得來速的女生

279
00:10:59,533 --> 00:11:02,453
‪而且那是因為她只能看到你脖子以上

280
00:11:04,163 --> 00:11:06,543
‪原本的計畫是專心做好你的工作

281
00:11:06,624 --> 00:11:09,344
‪跟凱瑟琳的導師兼贊助商約會

282
00:11:09,418 --> 00:11:10,668
‪不算是專心做好工作

283
00:11:10,753 --> 00:11:11,963
‪又不是要約會

284
00:11:12,046 --> 00:11:14,086
‪我沒笨到會和贊助商約會

285
00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:17,974
‪你絕對百分之百夠笨

286
00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:21,638
‪我會知道，是因為我剛剛才親眼見證

287
00:11:22,139 --> 00:11:25,059
‪她和你四目相接，碰了你的手臂

288
00:11:25,142 --> 00:11:27,352
‪然後她的手還不拿開

289
00:11:27,436 --> 00:11:29,226
‪這些全都是女人

290
00:11:29,313 --> 00:11:31,273
‪要對男人展現興趣時會做的事

291
00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:35,437
‪貝絲，我們只是進行了
‪一段友善、專業的對話而已

292
00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:38,783
‪“你真好笑

293
00:11:38,864 --> 00:11:40,834
‪想和我一起去聽比利喬嗎？

294
00:11:40,908 --> 00:11:43,488
‪不如我們先去吃晚餐再過去

295
00:11:43,577 --> 00:11:45,617
‪只有你和我兩個人

296
00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:48,165
‪沒有其他同事”

297
00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:51,957
‪糟糕，我要跟贊助商約會了

298
00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:58,429
‪-嘿，傑克
‪-嘿，妳

299
00:11:59,468 --> 00:12:01,428
‪抱歉，我想不起妳的名字

300
00:12:01,929 --> 00:12:03,889
‪別告訴我你要用超可悲的那招

301
00:12:05,474 --> 00:12:07,104
‪“傑克不記得我的名字

302
00:12:07,935 --> 00:12:11,105
‪我好受傷，我要愛上他了”

303
00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:13,398
‪是潔西

304
00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:15,440
‪可憐

305
00:12:17,695 --> 00:12:18,855
‪可以關燈嗎？

306
00:12:18,946 --> 00:12:20,696
‪你有什麼毛病？根本是在摸黑健身

307
00:12:24,118 --> 00:12:25,618
‪你比平常還奇怪

308
00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:27,503
‪還是我平常就這麼奇怪？

309
00:12:30,082 --> 00:12:32,002
‪我知道你不想承認自己出問題

310
00:12:32,084 --> 00:12:33,464
‪因為你怕會丟掉工作

311
00:12:33,544 --> 00:12:35,344
‪但你應該要放輕鬆

312
00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:36,631
‪因為你是在劫難逃

313
00:12:37,506 --> 00:12:38,586
‪妳還是查成語字典吧

314
00:12:38,674 --> 00:12:40,264
‪因為那是“不能吃”的意思

315
00:12:40,342 --> 00:12:43,392
‪我會知道是因為
‪我吃了很多在劫難逃的東西

316
00:12:48,017 --> 00:12:49,977
‪謝謝你拿出專業接待茉根

317
00:12:50,060 --> 00:12:51,270
‪她這趟拜訪很愉快

318
00:12:52,688 --> 00:12:53,938
‪關於這件事嘛

319
00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:56,149
‪你做了什麼好事？

320
00:12:56,233 --> 00:12:57,443
‪你才跟她相處一分鐘

321
00:12:57,526 --> 00:12:59,736
‪寶寶被丟車上沒人顧的時間
‪有時都比你久

322
00:13:00,654 --> 00:13:01,494
‪她約我出去

323
00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:07,123
‪謝謝你的笑話，我很需要笑一下

324
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,617
‪她約我今晚去聽比利喬

325
00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:11,786
‪她和我今晚有約

326
00:13:11,874 --> 00:13:13,214
‪別誤解我的意思

327
00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:15,172
‪不過茉根約會都是找執行長

328
00:13:15,252 --> 00:13:16,132
‪還有物理學家

329
00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:18,262
‪以及普立茲小說獎得主

330
00:13:18,339 --> 00:13:20,339
‪而不是看到搖頭公仔
‪就樂得不可開支的人

331
00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:23,717
‪妳可能會想修改她的約會對象名單

332
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,643
‪加上這個人

333
00:13:31,685 --> 00:13:32,515
‪是茉根

334
00:13:34,605 --> 00:13:35,435
‪能等我一下嗎？

335
00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:36,363
‪沒問題

336
00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:41,739
‪我們會沒事的

337
00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:44,371
‪我回來了

338
00:13:46,408 --> 00:13:48,078
‪茉根放妳鴿子？

339
00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:50,753
‪生我的氣是一回事

340
00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:53,287
‪搞上贊助商又是另一回事了

341
00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:55,924
‪我又不是故意的，我可不是白癡

342
00:13:56,001 --> 00:13:57,711
‪我最不想做的就是跟贊助商約會

343
00:13:57,795 --> 00:13:58,835
‪是嗎？

344
00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:00,511
‪還是這是你逼走我的計畫？

345
00:14:01,215 --> 00:14:02,675
‪其實這我倒沒想到

346
00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:06,553
‪我知道我們的信任度有點低

347
00:14:06,637 --> 00:14:08,347
‪-我們在谷底，凱文
‪-好

348
00:14:08,430 --> 00:14:10,060
‪車停在路邊，外面下著雨

349
00:14:10,140 --> 00:14:11,390
‪我們朝著一間鬼屋走過去

350
00:14:11,475 --> 00:14:13,725
‪明明有個穿工作服的男人
‪叫我們別接近

351
00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:15,518
‪我來處理

352
00:14:15,604 --> 00:14:18,074
‪我會打給她說我不能去
‪因為我們是同事

353
00:14:18,148 --> 00:14:19,978
‪不行，你不能這麼說

354
00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:21,897
‪-她會以為是我叫你不能跟她約會
‪-好

355
00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:23,146
‪我會說是我自己的主意

356
00:14:23,237 --> 00:14:25,357
‪我就說：“我不能跟妳出去”

357
00:14:25,447 --> 00:14:26,567
‪你不能這麼說

358
00:14:26,657 --> 00:14:30,827
‪“我考慮很久，最後還是決定拒絕妳”

359
00:14:31,453 --> 00:14:33,583
‪還是避免這樣對贊助商吧

360
00:14:33,664 --> 00:14:34,874
‪好，所以我能跟她約會…

361
00:14:34,957 --> 00:14:35,827
‪不能

362
00:14:35,916 --> 00:14:38,246
‪所以我既不能跟她出去
‪也不能不跟她出去

363
00:14:38,335 --> 00:14:40,245
‪還剩什麼選擇？假裝死掉？

364
00:14:41,422 --> 00:14:42,422
‪何必假裝？

365
00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:49,718
‪唯一讓我滿意的分手
‪就是由我提的分手

366
00:14:49,805 --> 00:14:52,675
‪問題是這樣，我看出妳的伎倆了

367
00:14:52,766 --> 00:14:56,346
‪妳想要她拒絕我，但我又有點太可愛

368
00:14:56,437 --> 00:15:00,227
‪我就像鼻子上沾著花生醬的浣熊寶寶

369
00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:06,610
‪人忍不住就是會想親近

370
00:15:06,697 --> 00:15:08,817
‪你也知道爛約會是怎樣

371
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,658
‪遲到、頻看手機

372
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:13,253
‪不先問過就幫她點餐

373
00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:14,909
‪偷吃她的大學室友

374
00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:17,037
‪答應她10點會在金門大橋碰面

375
00:15:17,124 --> 00:15:19,594
‪卻把她丟在那裡
‪像白癡一樣發抖一整夜

376
00:15:19,668 --> 00:15:21,798
‪如果妳要轉身搞拍拍手那招

377
00:15:21,879 --> 00:15:23,339
‪等妳轉回來我就走了

378
00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:24,592
‪那就太好了

379
00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:29,635
‪抱歉我遲到了

380
00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:34,060
‪你在北卡州鄉村區這裡塞車了嗎？

381
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,597
‪我在看黃蜂隊的比賽

382
00:15:36,685 --> 00:15:37,895
‪他們今晚有比賽？

383
00:15:37,978 --> 00:15:40,438
‪沒有，是2013年的賽事，我錄的

384
00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:46,317
‪我錯過什麼了？

385
00:15:46,403 --> 00:15:49,453
‪你只錯過我們約會的前半小時

386
00:15:49,531 --> 00:15:50,491
‪請問要點什麼？

387
00:15:50,574 --> 00:15:53,244
‪我們要去聽演唱會，所以我就先點了

388
00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:55,077
‪我要一瓶啤酒和起司漢堡

389
00:15:55,162 --> 00:15:57,002
‪小姐也要一樣的

390
00:15:57,081 --> 00:15:58,501
‪除非妳在減肥，有嗎？

391
00:15:58,582 --> 00:16:01,172
‪沒有，但我可能會
‪想把人生中的某些東西減掉

392
00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:03,051
‪就這樣

393
00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:05,343
‪你還好吧？

394
00:16:05,422 --> 00:16:07,842
‪我只是常常都很難過，妳知道嗎？

395
00:16:08,342 --> 00:16:11,472
‪一直不停想著，然後就會發脾氣

396
00:16:19,436 --> 00:16:22,186
‪今晚會很有趣

397
00:16:22,272 --> 00:16:24,902
‪比利喬爾現場演唱非常棒，他…

398
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,654
‪你在滑手機，好，這是怎麼回事？

399
00:16:27,736 --> 00:16:29,946
‪抱歉，我看起來很悶嗎？
‪沒事，妳還可以啦

400
00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:34,867
‪有個前女友傳簡訊給我，她是瘋子

401
00:16:35,744 --> 00:16:37,084
‪妳要小心她

402
00:16:37,162 --> 00:16:38,042
‪我是說真的

403
00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:43,209
‪我昨晚認識的那個人怎麼了？

404
00:16:43,293 --> 00:16:46,093
‪他還在，只是埋在層次與神祕之下

405
00:16:48,924 --> 00:16:50,804
‪我就像一盤情緒千層麵

406
00:16:59,101 --> 00:17:02,481
‪我不是白癡
‪我知道你想結束這次約會

407
00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:04,153
‪你一開始別答應就好了

408
00:17:04,231 --> 00:17:06,281
‪等等…好啦，聽我說

409
00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:11,569
‪我一開始並沒察覺妳是要找我約會

410
00:17:11,655 --> 00:17:12,655
‪你怎麼能沒察覺？

411
00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:15,120
‪我都已經直說“約會就這麼定了”

412
00:17:15,617 --> 00:17:17,117
‪是沒錯，好啦

413
00:17:17,619 --> 00:17:19,539
‪妳是我們的贊助商

414
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,539
‪我不想要搞砸事情

415
00:17:21,623 --> 00:17:24,003
‪最後兩個人不歡而散

416
00:17:24,084 --> 00:17:25,844
‪這機率能有多高？

417
00:17:25,919 --> 00:17:27,549
‪你看起來很擅長約會

418
00:17:27,629 --> 00:17:30,299
‪我最愛你說我胖的那部分

419
00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:35,888
‪我那麼說很蠢，只是…

420
00:17:35,971 --> 00:17:37,511
‪我做這份工作

421
00:17:37,598 --> 00:17:40,268
‪我談的每段感情，對方都會被忽略

422
00:17:40,350 --> 00:17:41,480
‪問題就是這樣

423
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:43,770
‪我應該一開始就跟妳坦白

424
00:17:43,854 --> 00:17:46,774
‪那我一定會理解，相信我

425
00:17:46,857 --> 00:17:49,737
‪我懂事業優先於愛情是怎麼回事

426
00:17:50,986 --> 00:17:52,856
‪也許我們出來約會不是個好主意

427
00:17:52,946 --> 00:17:54,276
‪但我們當時那麼談得來

428
00:17:54,364 --> 00:17:55,454
‪我又想去聽演唱會

429
00:17:55,532 --> 00:17:57,792
‪我就放膽一試了

430
00:17:57,868 --> 00:18:00,198
‪下次我會直接拒絕妳，怎麼樣？

431
00:18:00,287 --> 00:18:01,867
‪很好，完美

432
00:18:01,955 --> 00:18:04,745
‪既然已經澄清我們只是生意夥伴

433
00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:06,463
‪你還想去聽比利喬嗎？

434
00:18:06,543 --> 00:18:08,923
‪當然要，我得帶一件T恤給貝絲

435
00:18:09,004 --> 00:18:10,924
‪不然的話，那隻小布偶會氣得跳腳

436
00:18:15,844 --> 00:18:17,304
‪潔西，妳在這裡做什麼？

437
00:18:17,387 --> 00:18:19,677
‪不是來找啤酒的
‪如果你是這麼懷疑的話

438
00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:23,269
‪貝絲酒後對李察邱德斯有點毛手毛腳

439
00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:24,902
‪所以我們只好不再供應酒

440
00:18:25,729 --> 00:18:27,189
‪妳不是跟凱瑟琳在一起嗎？

441
00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:30,152
‪她和茉根在看假牛排攤的營業狀況

442
00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:33,316
‪我剛才有過去，人潮其實挺多的

443
00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:37,661
‪但那是因為熱狗車的排隊人龍
‪都排到她那邊去了

444
00:18:37,741 --> 00:18:39,581
‪我有買來試試有沒有那麼好吃

445
00:18:40,244 --> 00:18:41,084
‪真的有

446
00:18:42,496 --> 00:18:46,246
‪我其實是想來找你談談

447
00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:48,294
‪我覺得傑克不對勁

448
00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:51,297
‪好，我知道妳在打什麼如意算盤

449
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:52,670
‪我尊重妳的努力

450
00:18:52,756 --> 00:18:54,966
‪但這招對我是沒用的

451
00:18:55,050 --> 00:18:57,470
‪不是，我當然想成為車手

452
00:18:57,553 --> 00:18:59,303
‪我也絕對做得出這種偷雞摸狗的事

453
00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:02,018
‪但我是認真的，他不太對勁

454
00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:04,269
‪潔西，妳是個好孩子

455
00:19:04,351 --> 00:19:05,771
‪但傑克是我們的車手

456
00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:07,443
‪這件事到此為止，好嗎？

457
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:09,730
‪你自己找他談談

458
00:19:11,108 --> 00:19:13,318
‪好啦，反正我也得去找他講戰術

459
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:17,069
‪妳如果要待在這，別用廁所
‪裡面什麼管線都沒接

460
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,486
‪上週我才聽凱爾布許抱怨了一大堆

461
00:19:24,788 --> 00:19:26,788
‪你真的行吧？現在改變心意還不遲

462
00:19:27,374 --> 00:19:29,714
‪你冷靜一點，我行的

463
00:19:29,793 --> 00:19:32,173
‪你上次也這麼說
‪結果我的頭髮卡了兩個月的亮粉

464
00:19:32,254 --> 00:19:33,424
‪我老婆差點離開我

465
00:19:34,756 --> 00:19:37,176
‪等一下，車子沒電了

466
00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:38,339
‪是誰亂動我的車？

467
00:19:39,136 --> 00:19:42,256
‪我會找出是誰幹的，我會幹掉他們

468
00:19:42,347 --> 00:19:45,177
‪別激動，只有我們而已
‪沒人動什麼手腳

469
00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:47,637
‪20分鐘後就換我們了，狀況如何？

470
00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:49,058
‪車子發不動

471
00:19:49,146 --> 00:19:52,606
‪如果我們要推著車繞賽道
‪我不知道練習能有多少成果

472
00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:55,605
‪打開來修理啊，快點
‪傑克，你好嗎？

473
00:19:55,694 --> 00:19:57,994
‪非常好，只是手套有點戴不上去

474
00:19:58,071 --> 00:19:59,871
‪因為那隻要戴在右手

475
00:20:01,617 --> 00:20:03,117
‪-拇指太小容易搞錯
‪-是啊

476
00:20:04,661 --> 00:20:06,211
‪你看著我的眼睛告訴我

477
00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:07,458
‪我們今天可以出賽

478
00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:09,119
‪我們今天可以出賽

479
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:12,088
‪有人拔掉了火星塞

480
00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:14,049
‪阿米爾，你有碰我的車嗎？

481
00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:18,047
‪我什麼都不知道
‪你們為什麼不能放過我？

482
00:20:20,802 --> 00:20:21,762
‪傑克，接住

483
00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:28,885
‪過來

484
00:20:30,354 --> 00:20:31,944
‪現在是我在跟你講話

485
00:20:32,022 --> 00:20:33,322
‪你什麼都能告訴我

486
00:20:33,982 --> 00:20:35,362
‪你有受傷嗎？

487
00:20:35,442 --> 00:20:37,112
‪我不想被潔西取代

488
00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:40,162
‪就算你今天不出賽

489
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:41,909
‪我保證你以後一定會拿回位置

490
00:20:41,990 --> 00:20:42,820
‪我向你保證

491
00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:46,541
‪醫生說我有腦震盪，不該開車

492
00:20:47,037 --> 00:20:48,577
‪而且她給我的是達美樂的電話

493
00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:50,464
‪我真的是每況愈下了，凱文

494
00:20:51,833 --> 00:20:53,593
‪我得把你換下場

495
00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:54,629
‪這是為了你的安全

496
00:20:55,295 --> 00:20:56,375
‪還有所有選手的安全

497
00:20:56,463 --> 00:20:57,513
‪我知道

498
00:20:57,589 --> 00:21:00,129
‪這不是你的錯，錯的是我

499
00:21:00,217 --> 00:21:02,887
‪我最近一直忙著和凱瑟琳鬥

500
00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:04,260
‪結果卻忽略了你

501
00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:06,306
‪當初應該由我帶你去看醫生才對

502
00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:07,640
‪對，這是你的錯

503
00:21:07,724 --> 00:21:08,564
‪嗯

504
00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:10,273
‪別擔心

505
00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:12,232
‪你很年輕，復原得很快

506
00:21:14,815 --> 00:21:15,815
‪阿米爾

507
00:21:15,899 --> 00:21:18,069
‪我怎麼會在你的包包裡找到火星塞？

508
00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:22,776
‪阿米爾可能就要久一點了

509
00:21:26,910 --> 00:21:27,950
‪沒問題吧？

510
00:21:28,036 --> 00:21:28,946
‪妳有帶賽車服嗎？

511
00:21:29,538 --> 00:21:31,868
‪永遠隨身攜帶，就算睡覺時也一樣

512
00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:34,667
‪真怪的吹噓，不過也行，換妳上場

513
00:21:35,794 --> 00:21:36,804
‪你是說真的嗎？

514
00:21:36,878 --> 00:21:37,878
‪傑克怎麼了？

515
00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:39,883
‪我剛發現他有腦震盪

516
00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:42,295
‪還有阿米爾在脫毛的原因

517
00:21:42,384 --> 00:21:43,764
‪快換衣服上車

518
00:21:43,844 --> 00:21:45,014
‪是，你絕對不會後悔

519
00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:49,312
‪我感覺好像縱虎入羊群了

520
00:21:50,350 --> 00:21:52,560
‪凱文，幸好我們有潔西在

521
00:21:52,644 --> 00:21:54,194
‪不對，等一下，那是我的功勞

522
00:21:54,271 --> 00:21:57,571
‪在妳沉浸於勝利喜悅前，我先告訴妳

523
00:21:57,649 --> 00:22:00,819
‪要是一開始就沒有她
‪我們也不會落得這般田地

524
00:22:00,902 --> 00:22:02,862
‪我們本來就有個手感正熱的車手

525
00:22:02,946 --> 00:22:05,526
‪由於妳所做的決定

526
00:22:05,615 --> 00:22:07,115
‪我們要在季中派菜鳥上場

527
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:09,450
‪-這可不妙
‪-我不想再為這件事吵架

528
00:22:09,536 --> 00:22:10,786
‪至少我們有車能出賽

529
00:22:10,871 --> 00:22:11,871
‪你跟茉根怎麼樣了？

530
00:22:12,664 --> 00:22:13,584
‪我跟她分手了

531
00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:16,253
‪-嘿，凱文
‪-嘿，茉根

532
00:22:18,253 --> 00:22:20,423
‪我們去看賽車，我好興奮

533
00:22:21,548 --> 00:22:23,338
‪然後她又找我復合了

534
00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:20,318
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