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<i>So, she said the words, "You're fired"?</i>

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<i>She said at the end of the season,</i>
<i>I should look for a new job.</i>

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<i>[exhales] I don't know if this is helpful</i>
<i>or not, but I told you this would happen.</i>

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<i>What do you want from me?</i>
<i>I took my shot, I missed.</i>

5
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<i>I could have swore I hit her too.</i>
<i>She Matrix-ed out of the way--</i>

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<i>Ow! Did you hear that?</i>

7
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<i>-I just popped my rib from the back.</i>
<i>-No.</i>

8
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<i>-You didn't hear?</i>
<i>-No. I didn't hear anything.</i>

9
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<i>-It just popped on the chair. I swear.</i>
<i>-Okay, you're being dramatic.</i>

10
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<i>What did Bobby always say</i>
<i>the best deodorant was?</i>

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<i>This is a trick question.</i>
<i>He never wore the stuff.</i>

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<i>He said the best deodorant was winning.</i>

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<i>Nothing gets rid of the stench</i>
<i>of failure like victory.</i>

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<i>Yeah. Well, I hope it worked on failure</i>
<i>'cause it didn't work on Bobby.</i>

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<i>I am literally your only friend left,</i>
<i>so you might wanna watch the tone.</i>

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<i>Okay, please let's not forget Ted</i>
<i>from Bass Pro Shops.</i>

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<i>Yeah. I went in for a fishing rod,</i>
<i>came out with a soulmate.</i>

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<i>Yeah. Texted me this morning.</i>

19
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<i>Look at this here.</i>
<i>"How you fixed for lures, buddy?"</i>

20
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<i>"We got new Yeti coolers in, darling."</i>

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<i>"Ted, from Bass Pro Shops."</i>

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<i>Son of a bitch.</i>
<i>He give you the employee discount?</i>

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<i>Don't do this to yourself, Kevin.</i>

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<i>I'm gonna get a beer. You want one?</i>

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<i>-Yeah. Put it on my tab.</i>
<i>-That was my plan the whole time.</i>

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<i>Since you're paying, I'm gonna get</i>
<i>a little something fancy from Europe.</i>

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<i>[both laugh]</i>

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<i>-Excuse me. Excuse me!</i>
<i>-Oh, that'll never work.</i>

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<i>You gotta yell at the TV</i>
<i>what you wanna say to the bartender.</i>

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<i>Watch this.</i>

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<i>Come on, man. Hurry up.</i>
<i>Don't be an idiot, guy!</i>

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<i>Come on! Let's go! Hey!</i>

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<i>What's your problem?</i>

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<i>No, no. Sorry. I was yelling at the TV.</i>
<i>They're reviewing a play.</i>

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<i>Oh, but while we've got you,</i>
<i>I'll have a tequila, rocks.</i>

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<i>A slice of lime if it's not good tequila.</i>

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<i>-Get the lime.</i>
<i>-[woman] Hmm.</i>

38
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<i>Two Stella "Ar-toys" for me.</i>

39
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<i>Hey, thank you. That was pretty brilliant.</i>
<i>I might steal that.</i>

40
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<i>Well, don't. It's patented.</i>
<i>Unless you kick me some royalties.</i>

41
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<i>-Well, why don't I buy you this round?</i>
<i>-Uh…</i>

42
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<i>What else you got? 'Cause the lady</i>
<i>over there is already buying.</i>

43
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<i>-Oh, your girlfriend's so cute.</i>
<i>-What, her?</i>

44
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<i>Oh, no, no, no.</i>
<i>We, uh… We work together.</i>

45
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<i>She has a sad little life.</i>

46
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<i>I like to take her out,</i>
<i>get her away from those cats.</i>

47
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<i>What do you two do?</i>

48
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<i>We're in the racing game,</i>
<i>like everybody else here. You know?</i>

49
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<i>-So, why? You a NASCAR fan?</i>
<i>-I'm new to it.</i>

50
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<i>Well, here's the first thing</i>
<i>you should know. I'm kinda a big deal.</i>

51
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<i>-[woman] Oh?</i>
<i>-Yeah.</i>

52
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<i>-Got my picture on the wall and stuff.</i>
<i>-Really, where?</i>

53
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<i>It's, uh, over there</i>
<i>behind the punching machine.</i>

54
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<i>They didn't wanna block it out of respect,</i>
<i>but it was the only free outlet.</i>

55
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<i>But if you press your cheek</i>
<i>up against the wall, you can see it.</i>

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<i>-I'm not gonna do that.</i>
<i>-You don't have to.</i>

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<i>It's kind of a weird look.</i>

58
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<i>I wasn't ready for the shot,</i>
<i>and it was one where I was staring--</i>

59
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<i>They caught me bad.</i>
<i>Anyway, so I was a driver for a while</i>

60
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<i>and became a crew chief</i>
<i>for Bobby Spencer Racing.</i>

61
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<i>Oh. You guys just got a new sponsor.</i>

62
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<i>That's pretty specific for someone</i>
<i>who just got into the sport.</i>

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<i>I'm with Fake Steak.</i>

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<i>Ooh. Well, I hope you have</i>
<i>to just sell it and not eat it.</i>

65
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<i>[chuckles]</i>
<i>I should probably introduce myself.</i>

66
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<i>I'm Morgan Conrad. I own Fake Steak.</i>

67
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<i>Which is awesome!</i>

68
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<i>[laughs] It's really okay.</i>
<i>I mean, Fake Steak's good.</i>

69
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<i>I mean,</i>
<i>unless you've tasted actual steak, then--</i>

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<i>-Right?</i>
<i>-Don't tell anyone I said that.</i>

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<i>-Your secret is safe with me.</i>
<i>-Good.</i>

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<i>Although it's not a secret that</i>

73
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<i>Fake Steak tastes like a Big Mac</i>
<i>if it was dropped in a fish tank.</i>

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<i>[both laugh]</i>

75
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<i>-I think that was too far.</i>
<i>-Yeah. I felt it when I was saying it.</i>

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<i>Don't know why I did that.</i>
<i>Good seeing you.</i>

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<i>Good to see you. I'm actually gonna tour</i>
<i>the place tomorrow.</i>

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<i>Yeah. Hey, by the way,</i>
<i>if you wanna join us, you know,</i>

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<i>cat lady over there, she's paying.</i>

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<i>She's gonna put it on the corporate card.</i>

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<i>[laughs] Actually,</i>
<i>I guess you'd be paying, after all.</i>

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<i>She needs to do this.</i>
<i>She has hardly any friends.</i>

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<i>One friend she's got</i>
<i>from Bass Pro Shops, the salesman.</i>

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<i>Yeah. It's pretty pathetic. Let's do this.</i>

85
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<i>[theme music playing]</i>

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{\an8}<i>[tools whirring]</i>

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{\an8}<i>Morning.</i>

88
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{\an8}<i>Where have you been?</i>
<i>I've been trying to get a hold of you.</i>

89
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{\an8}<i>Why haven't you been answering?</i>

90
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{\an8}<i>Because I had a concussion</i>

91
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{\an8}<i>and your voice</i>
<i>sounds like a hamster wheel.</i>

92
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{\an8}<i>-Why'd you tell Kevin you'd be okay?</i>
<i>-That voice is what I'm trying to avoid.</i>

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{\an8}<i>You need to tell Kevin</i>
<i>you're not cleared to drive.</i>

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{\an8}<i>The problem with that</i>
<i>is then I can't drive.</i>

95
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{\an8}<i>I thought</i>
<i>you were supposed to be the smart one.</i>

96
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{\an8}<i>[chuckles]</i>

97
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{\an8}<i>I can't keep secrets.</i>

98
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{\an8}<i>I have nervous follicles.</i>

99
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{\an8}<i>I tried to throw my wife a surprise party,</i>
<i>and my hair started falling out in clumps.</i>

100
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{\an8}<i>-[laughs]</i>
<i>-That's funny to you?</i>

101
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{\an8}<i>No, I just used to hang out</i>
<i>at a bar called Clumps.</i>

102
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{\an8}<i>If Jessie gets my seat,</i>
<i>I don't know if I'll ever get it back.</i>

103
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{\an8}<i>It's not worth it.</i>
<i>You could get hurt out there.</i>

104
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{\an8}<i>I know the joke is</i>
<i>that Jake's not too bright,</i>

105
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{\an8}<i>but I'm smart enough to know</i>
<i>that I can drive.</i>

106
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{\an8}<i>Can you please just have my back on this?</i>
<i>Promise me you won't say anything.</i>

107
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{\an8}<i>Fine, I won't. [inhales sharply]</i>

108
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{\an8}<i>Oh, great.</i>

109
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{\an8}<i>And we're taking</i>
<i>the Christmas card photo next week.</i>

110
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{\an8}<i>I'm gonna look like one of those bald dogs</i>
<i>that sits on a pillow and shakes.</i>

111
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{\an8}<i>-What's up?</i>
<i>-Oh, hey, boss.</i>

112
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{\an8}<i>-What's the emergency?</i>
<i>-No emergency.</i>

113
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{\an8}<i>You literally called me 15 times</i>
<i>and texted me, "Emergency. Emergency."</i>

114
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{\an8}<i>"We need to talk.</i>
<i>It is literally an emergency."</i>

115
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<i>"Emergency." In all caps.</i>

116
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<i>You remember the caps?</i>
<i>"Emergency. Emergency."</i>

117
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<i>Uh…</i>

118
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<i>Right. </i><span style="style2">Rocky II </i><i>was on TNT,</i>
<i>and I know how much you like it.</i>

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<i>Then text that!</i>

120
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<i>If it would've been One, you'd be fired.</i>
<i>You'd be clearing out your locker.</i>

121
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<i>You wanted to see me? You have anything</i>
<i>you wanna talk about last night?</i>

122
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<i>-No, you? </i>
<i>-No.</i>

123
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<i>Great.</i>

124
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<i>I wanna let you know</i>
<i>that the owner of Fake Steak is in town.</i>

125
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<i>She's an old friend and mentor.</i>

126
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<i>She'll be here at 10:00,</i>
<i>so I'm hoping you can be professional.</i>

127
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<i>Yeah.</i>
<i>Morgan said it'll be closer to 11:30.</i>

128
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<i>We were all out kinda late last night.</i>

129
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<i>Hurt my shoulder</i>
<i>moving the punching machine.</i>

130
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<i>She was begging to see my picture.</i>
<i>She's a good lady.</i>

131
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<i>I'm sorry. Uh…</i>

132
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<i>Morgan and you and-- What?</i>

133
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<i>Beth and I ran into her at the Pit Stop,</i>
<i>had some drinks, shot some pool.</i>

134
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<i>Won a hundy, lost a hundy.</i>

135
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<i>Thought she cheated me,</i>
<i>but she didn't. She's just a shark.</i>

136
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<i>I hope you didn't bring up</i>
<i>any difficulties we may be having here.</i>

137
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<i>I would've,</i>
<i>but I'm incredibly professional,</i>

138
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<i>so we just had a fun night.</i>

139
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<i>-Did she say anything about me?</i>
<i>-No. I said we had a fun night.</i>

140
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<i>[rock music playing]</i>

141
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<i>All right.</i>
<i>Is the pedal length comfortable?</i>

142
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<i>I'm reaching under full throttle,</i>
<i>so maybe bring it a little closer.</i>

143
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<i>Not too much, but, like, uh--</i>

144
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<i>-How much in cookies?</i>
<i>-A Nutter Butter and a Thin Mint.</i>

145
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<i>Okay, that's five eighths of an inch.</i>
<i>Got it.</i>

146
00:07:03,881 --> 00:07:06,091
<i>-New seat too snug?</i>
<i>-No. The gel mold's perfect.</i>

147
00:07:06,175 --> 00:07:08,755
<i>It's cradling my tush like</i>
<i>that nurse I met at Watkins Glen.</i>

148
00:07:08,845 --> 00:07:10,885
<i>She was giving you stitches.</i>

149
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<i>With one hand.</i>

150
00:07:13,307 --> 00:07:14,347
<i>So we done here?</i>

151
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<i>I actually have a couple more questions.</i>

152
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<i>-Who's the vice president?</i>
<i>-What's that gotta do with racing?</i>

153
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<i>Let him answer.</i>

154
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<i>Oh, wait, no, I know this.</i>
<i>It's that lady from </i><span style="style2">Seinfeld.</i>

155
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<i>What's today's date?</i>

156
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<i>I think today's date's Trina,</i>
<i>but it could be Chelsea.</i>

157
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<i>Are you easily confused? Know what?</i>
<i>I'll skip that one.</i>

158
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<i>What is this foolishness?</i>

159
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<i>"Ten questions to determine…</i>
<i> if you have a concussion."</i>

160
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<i>-Amir!</i>
<i>-I'm sorry. I'm worried about you.</i>

161
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<i>You're not getting better</i>
<i>and you shouldn't race.</i>

162
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<i>He has a concussion.</i>
<i>I can't be the sole keeper of this secret.</i>

163
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<i>Let someone else lose their hair.</i>

164
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<i>Of course.</i>

165
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<i>That's why I'm picking hair</i>
<i>out of the engine.</i>

166
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<i>I was starting to think</i>
<i>my goatee was lettin' go.</i>

167
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<i>Look, it's nothing. I told you, I'm fine.</i>

168
00:08:00,980 --> 00:08:02,610
<i>There's a little ringing in my head,</i>

169
00:08:02,690 --> 00:08:05,490
<i>but, you know,</i>
<i>I shake my head and it goes away.</i>

170
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<i>All gone.</i>

171
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<i>Unrelated, I'm just gonna lean</i>
<i>on this car for a second.</i>

172
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<i>We've gotta tell Kevin he can't drive.</i>

173
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<i>Hey, Jake.</i>

174
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<i>Are you good to drive?</i>

175
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<i>All right. See that?</i>
<i>He says he's good, he's good.</i>

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<i>Back in the old days,</i>
<i>if people broke a hand driving,</i>

177
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<i>they just duct tape their hands</i>
<i>to the steering wheel and keep going.</i>

178
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<i>Man, I've seen people come out of a car</i>
<i>looking like silver mummies.</i>

179
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<i>Now, every little boo-boo,</i>
<i>and they're riding the bench.</i>

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<i>-Look here, I'm proud of you, Jake.</i>
<i>-Much better. Thank you.</i>

181
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<i>The haulers are loaded and on the road,</i>

182
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<i>and I rerouted Phil's GPS</i>
<i>to avoid all the Indian casinos.</i>

183
00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:55,486
<i>Mmm. It's a sad disease.</i>

184
00:08:55,993 --> 00:08:58,453
<i>-Fifty bucks says he blows his paycheck?</i>
<i>-You're on.</i>

185
00:08:59,705 --> 00:09:01,785
<i>Hey, Tequila and Lime Lady.</i>

186
00:09:01,874 --> 00:09:05,254
<i>Hey, Stella Artois Says It Wrong Guy.</i>

187
00:09:05,836 --> 00:09:08,006
<i>I felt like mine was nice.</i>
<i>Yours, a little hurtful.</i>

188
00:09:08,089 --> 00:09:11,259
<i>I know, it sounded so charming in my head.</i>
<i>Just--</i>

189
00:09:11,342 --> 00:09:13,302
<i>-Swing and a miss.</i>
<i>-[both laugh]</i>

190
00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:14,756
<i>How long are you in town?</i>

191
00:09:14,845 --> 00:09:16,175
<i>Probably about a week.</i>

192
00:09:16,264 --> 00:09:19,104
<i>I'm gonna see where my money's going</i>
<i>and check out the sites.</i>

193
00:09:19,183 --> 00:09:20,983
<i>Well, your money is going right here,</i>

194
00:09:21,060 --> 00:09:22,940
<i>and you've already</i>
<i>seen the local highlight.</i>

195
00:09:23,020 --> 00:09:24,860
<i>It is me. [chuckles]</i>

196
00:09:24,939 --> 00:09:28,649
<i>You must be the 11th local highlight,</i>
<i>because you weren't on the top ten.</i>

197
00:09:28,734 --> 00:09:32,204
<i>It's a battle every year</i>
<i>between me and the doll museum.</i>

198
00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:34,950
<i>Oh. That sounds like a magnet</i>
<i>for serial killers.</i>

199
00:09:35,032 --> 00:09:36,282
<i>Thank you.</i>

200
00:09:36,367 --> 00:09:39,287
<i>I was actually gonna see Billy Joel.</i>
<i>I saw he was in town tonight.</i>

201
00:09:39,370 --> 00:09:42,370
<i>Good luck getting tickets.</i>
<i>He sold out in like a minute.</i>

202
00:09:42,456 --> 00:09:45,416
<i>I tried to get 'em online,</i>
<i>but I failed that "are you a human" test</i>

203
00:09:45,501 --> 00:09:46,881
<i>like five times in a row.</i>

204
00:09:46,961 --> 00:09:49,841
<i>Either I don't know what a crosswalk is</i>
<i>or I'm a robot.</i>

205
00:09:49,922 --> 00:09:52,132
<i>[laughs] Well, if you're a fan,</i>

206
00:09:52,216 --> 00:09:54,216
<i>I know a guy</i>
<i>who could get us some tickets.</i>

207
00:09:54,302 --> 00:09:55,602
<i>-Who?</i>
<i>-Billy Joel.</i>

208
00:09:57,096 --> 00:09:58,886
<i>Name dropper!</i>

209
00:09:59,390 --> 00:10:01,890
<i>-If you're serious, I'd love to see him.</i>
<i>-Yeah?</i>

210
00:10:02,393 --> 00:10:05,403
<i>We can have dinner where I met you</i>
<i>last night and then head over.</i>

211
00:10:05,479 --> 00:10:07,609
<i>You just became my favorite sponsor ever.</i>

212
00:10:07,690 --> 00:10:09,400
<i>Although the competition isn't tough.</i>

213
00:10:09,483 --> 00:10:11,403
<i>The Pennzoil guy</i>
<i>made me go to his son's bris.</i>

214
00:10:11,485 --> 00:10:12,525
<i>-Know what that is?</i>
<i>-I do.</i>

215
00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:14,612
<i>-I didn't.</i>
<i>-[laughs]</i>

216
00:10:14,697 --> 00:10:16,617
<i>Okay, well, it's a date.</i>

217
00:10:16,699 --> 00:10:17,529
<i>All right.</i>

218
00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:18,827
<i>I like Billy Joel.</i>

219
00:10:19,910 --> 00:10:21,160
<i>I'll get you a T-shirt.</i>

220
00:10:21,245 --> 00:10:22,655
<i>-Morgan!</i>
<i>-Hi.</i>

221
00:10:23,539 --> 00:10:25,249
<i>I heard that you met Kevin--</i>

222
00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:26,333
<i>And Beth.</i>

223
00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:30,590
<i>-You ready for the tour?</i>
<i>-Yep. Let's do it.</i>

224
00:10:30,671 --> 00:10:34,471
<i>Okay. It was great talking to you again.</i>
<i>Thank you so much for coming by.</i>

225
00:10:34,550 --> 00:10:36,340
<i>-What is the matter with you?</i>
<i>-What?</i>

226
00:10:36,427 --> 00:10:38,847
<i>I said you'd get a T-shirt.</i>
<i>I can't make her invite you.</i>

227
00:10:38,929 --> 00:10:40,559
<i>You can't date our sponsor.</i>

228
00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:43,890
<i>Beth, we're going to a concert.</i>
<i>I do a lot of stuff with sponsors.</i>

229
00:10:43,976 --> 00:10:45,846
<i>No, not women sponsors.</i>

230
00:10:45,936 --> 00:10:48,726
<i>Oh, I see what's happening.</i>
<i>Are you jealous?</i>

231
00:10:48,814 --> 00:10:51,614
<i>Don't worry,</i>
<i>you'll always be my special little pal.</i>

232
00:10:51,692 --> 00:10:54,362
<i>-She was hitting on you.</i>
<i>-You always think women are hitting on me.</i>

233
00:10:54,445 --> 00:10:56,945
<i>I never think women are hitting on you.</i>

234
00:10:57,031 --> 00:10:59,451
<i>Except for</i>
<i>that girl at the Starbucks drive-thru,</i>

235
00:10:59,533 --> 00:11:02,453
<i>and that's because she could only see you</i>
<i>from the neck up.</i>

236
00:11:04,163 --> 00:11:06,543
<i>The plan was to just do your job.</i>

237
00:11:06,624 --> 00:11:09,214
<i>Going out with Catherine's mentor</i>
<i>and our sponsor</i>

238
00:11:09,293 --> 00:11:10,673
<i>is not just doing your job.</i>

239
00:11:10,753 --> 00:11:14,093
<i>Okay, it's not a date.</i>
<i>I'm not dumb enough to date a sponsor.</i>

240
00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:18,094
<i>Oh, you are 100% dumb enough to do that.</i>

241
00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:22,058
<i>And I know that</i>
<i>because I just saw it happen.</i>

242
00:11:22,139 --> 00:11:25,059
<i>She looked in your eyes,</i>
<i>she touched your arm,</i>

243
00:11:25,142 --> 00:11:27,352
<i>and then she let her hand linger.</i>

244
00:11:27,436 --> 00:11:28,936
<i>All things that women do</i>

245
00:11:29,021 --> 00:11:31,271
<i>when they want a guy</i>
<i>to know that they're interested.</i>

246
00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:35,437
<i>Beth, we had a friendly,</i>
<i>professional conversation. That's it.</i>

247
00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:37,028
<i>[laughs]</i>

248
00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:40,833
<i>"You are so funny. Would you like</i>
<i>to go to Billy Joel with me?"</i>

249
00:11:40,908 --> 00:11:43,488
<i>"Why don't we go out to dinner first</i>
<i>and then head over,</i>

250
00:11:43,577 --> 00:11:45,617
<i>just you and me</i>

251
00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:48,285
<i>and nobody else from work?"</i>

252
00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:51,837
<i>Oh, crap,</i>
<i>I'm going on a date with a sponsor.</i>

253
00:11:51,919 --> 00:11:53,209
<i>[Beth] Mm-hmm.</i>

254
00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:58,429
<i>-Hey, Jake.</i>
<i>-Hey… you.</i>

255
00:11:59,468 --> 00:12:01,548
<i>Sorry, I'm blanking on your name.</i>

256
00:12:01,637 --> 00:12:03,887
<i>Oh, don't tell me</i>
<i>you're trying that sad move.</i>

257
00:12:04,974 --> 00:12:07,104
<i>"Oh, Jake doesn't remember my name."</i>

258
00:12:07,184 --> 00:12:11,114
<i>"Oh, I'm so hurt that I'm just gonna</i>
<i>fall in love with him."</i>

259
00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:13,398
<i>Jessie.</i>

260
00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:15,440
<i>Pitiful.</i>

261
00:12:17,027 --> 00:12:18,857
<i>Oh, whoa. Can we turn it down?</i>

262
00:12:18,946 --> 00:12:21,276
<i>What's your problem?</i>
<i>You're working out in the dark.</i>

263
00:12:24,618 --> 00:12:27,868
<i>-You're acting weirder than normal.</i>
<i>-Or am I always this weird?</i>

264
00:12:30,124 --> 00:12:32,134
<i>I know you don't want to admit</i>
<i>anything's wrong</i>

265
00:12:32,209 --> 00:12:35,299
<i>because you're afraid you'll</i>
<i>lose your job, but you should relax,</i>

266
00:12:35,379 --> 00:12:36,629
<i>because that's inevitable.</i>

267
00:12:36,714 --> 00:12:40,264
<i>[scoffs] You may want to look that up</i>
<i>because it means that you can't eat it.</i>

268
00:12:40,342 --> 00:12:44,052
<i>I know, 'cause I've eaten a lot of things</i>
<i>that are supposedly "inevitable."</i>

269
00:12:47,099 --> 00:12:47,929
<i>-Hey.</i>
<i>-Hey.</i>

270
00:12:48,017 --> 00:12:51,267
<i>Thank you for being so professional</i>
<i>with Morgan. She had a great visit.</i>

271
00:12:52,688 --> 00:12:53,938
<i>Yeah, about that.</i>

272
00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:57,439
<i>No. What did you do?</i>
<i>You were with her for one minute.</i>

273
00:12:57,526 --> 00:12:59,736
<i>Babies in cars can be left alone</i>
<i>longer than you.</i>

274
00:13:00,696 --> 00:13:02,236
<i>-She asked me out.</i>
<i>-Ha.</i>

275
00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:05,203
<i>[laughs]</i>

276
00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:07,704
<i>Oh, Kevin!</i>
<i>Thank you for the laugh. I needed it.</i>

277
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,617
<i>She invited me to Billy Joel tonight.</i>

278
00:13:09,705 --> 00:13:11,785
<i>First off, she and I have plans tonight.</i>

279
00:13:11,874 --> 00:13:16,134
<i>And don't take this the wrong way,</i>
<i>but Morgan dates CEOs and physicists</i>

280
00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:18,172
<i>and Pulitzer prize-winning novelists,</i>

281
00:13:18,255 --> 00:13:20,335
<i>not people who get a kick</i>
<i>out of bobbleheads.</i>

282
00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:23,717
<i>You may wanna</i>
<i>adjust the list of people she dates</i>

283
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,643
<i>to include this guy.</i>

284
00:13:27,556 --> 00:13:28,716
<i>[cell phone chimes]</i>

285
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:32,523
<i>Oh, it's Morgan.</i>

286
00:13:32,603 --> 00:13:33,523
<i>Oh.</i>

287
00:13:34,605 --> 00:13:36,435
<i>-Can you give me one second?</i>
<i>-Sure.</i>

288
00:13:36,982 --> 00:13:38,282
<i>[inhales]</i>

289
00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:41,739
<i>We're gonna be okay. We're gonna be okay.</i>

290
00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:44,371
<i>And I'm back.</i>

291
00:13:46,408 --> 00:13:48,078
<i>Morgan canceled on you, huh?</i>

292
00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:51,163
<i>It is one thing to be mad at me,</i>

293
00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:53,287
<i>it's another to screw with a sponsor.</i>

294
00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:55,924
<i>I didn't do it on purpose.</i>
<i>I'm not an idiot.</i>

295
00:13:56,001 --> 00:13:58,711
<i>-Last thing I wanna do is date a sponsor.</i>
<i>-Oh, is it?</i>

296
00:13:58,796 --> 00:14:01,126
<i>Or is it part of your plan</i>
<i>to get me out of here?</i>

297
00:14:01,215 --> 00:14:03,425
<i>Ooh. I never thought of that actually. Uh…</i>

298
00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:06,550
<i>Look, I understand</i>
<i>we're a little low on trust.</i>

299
00:14:06,637 --> 00:14:08,137
<i>-We're on E, Kevin.</i>
<i>-Okay.</i>

300
00:14:08,222 --> 00:14:10,062
<i>The car's on the side of the road.</i>
<i>It's raining.</i>

301
00:14:10,140 --> 00:14:13,730
<i>We're walking towards a spooky house</i>
<i>that a guy in overalls told us not to.</i>

302
00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:15,438
<i>Let me handle it.</i>

303
00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:18,071
<i>I'll tell her I can't go out</i>
<i>'cause we work together.</i>

304
00:14:18,148 --> 00:14:21,898
<i>No, you can't say that.</i>
<i>She'll think I told you not to date her.</i>

305
00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:25,356
<i>I'll tell her it was my idea.</i>
<i>I'll just say, "I can't go out with you."</i>

306
00:14:25,447 --> 00:14:26,567
<i>You can't say that.</i>

307
00:14:26,657 --> 00:14:30,827
<i>"I've been thinking about it,</i>
<i>and I decided to reject you after all."</i>

308
00:14:31,495 --> 00:14:33,575
<i>Maybe avoid doing that to our sponsor.</i>

309
00:14:33,664 --> 00:14:35,834
<i>-Okay. So, am I dating her--</i>
<i>-No.</i>

310
00:14:35,916 --> 00:14:38,206
<i>I can't go out with her, but I can't not.</i>

311
00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:40,254
<i>That leaves what? Faking my own death?</i>

312
00:14:41,422 --> 00:14:42,422
<i>Why fake it?</i>

313
00:14:43,299 --> 00:14:44,379
<i>[sighs]</i>

314
00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:49,718
<i>The only relationships I felt good</i>
<i>about ending were the ones I ended.</i>

315
00:14:49,805 --> 00:14:52,675
<i>Here's the problem.</i>
<i>I know what you're trying to do.</i>

316
00:14:52,766 --> 00:14:56,346
<i>You want her to reject me,</i>
<i>but I'm a little bit adorable.</i>

317
00:14:56,437 --> 00:15:00,227
<i>I'm kind of like... a baby raccoon</i>
<i>with peanut butter on its nose.</i>

318
00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:06,610
<i>You just wanna be near it.</i>

319
00:15:06,697 --> 00:15:08,817
<i>Please. You know what a bad date is.</i>

320
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,658
<i>Show up late. Look at your phone.</i>

321
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:13,253
<i>Order her dinner</i>
<i>without asking what she wants.</i>

322
00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:14,909
<i>Cheat on her with her college roommate.</i>

323
00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:17,037
<i>Promise you'll meet</i>
<i>at the Golden Gate Bridge,</i>

324
00:15:17,124 --> 00:15:19,594
<i>and then leave her there</i>
<i>shivering, feeling like an idiot.</i>

325
00:15:19,668 --> 00:15:23,338
<i>If you're gonna do the clappy thing,</i>
<i>when you turn back, I'll be gone.</i>

326
00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:24,672
<i>That would be great.</i>

327
00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:29,635
<i>Hey, sorry I'm late.</i>

328
00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:34,060
<i>Yeah, you hit some traffic here</i>
<i>in the middle of rural North Carolina?</i>

329
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,597
<i>I was checking out the Hornets game.</i>

330
00:15:36,685 --> 00:15:37,895
<i>Were they playing tonight?</i>

331
00:15:37,978 --> 00:15:40,438
<i>No, it's from 2013. I recorded it.</i>

332
00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:46,317
<i>What'd I miss?</i>

333
00:15:46,403 --> 00:15:49,453
<i>I don't know,</i>
<i>just the first half hour of our date.</i>

334
00:15:49,531 --> 00:15:50,411
<i>What can I get you?</i>

335
00:15:50,491 --> 00:15:53,241
<i>Hey, we're going to a concert,</i>
<i>so I'll make this quick.</i>

336
00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:55,077
<i>I will have a Bud and a cheeseburger.</i>

337
00:15:55,162 --> 00:15:58,502
<i>The lady will have the same,</i>
<i>unless you're on a diet. You on a diet?</i>

338
00:15:58,582 --> 00:16:01,172
<i>I may be cutting some things</i>
<i>out of my life.</i>

339
00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:03,171
<i>We're good.</i>

340
00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:05,343
<i>Are you okay?</i>

341
00:16:05,422 --> 00:16:08,262
<i>You know, I'm sad all the time, you know?</i>

342
00:16:08,342 --> 00:16:12,552
<i>Keep thinking about it and then I get mad.</i>
<i>I get mad. [grumbles]</i>

343
00:16:19,436 --> 00:16:22,186
<i>Well, tonight is going to be so fun.</i>

344
00:16:22,272 --> 00:16:24,902
<i>Billy Joel is fantastic in concert. He--</i>

345
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,654
<i>You're on your phone.</i>
<i>Okay, uh, what's going on?</i>

346
00:16:27,736 --> 00:16:30,526
<i>Oh, I'm sorry, do I seem bored?</i>
<i>Nah. You're doing fine.</i>

347
00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:34,867
<i>An old girlfriend texted me. She is crazy.</i>

348
00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:38,331
<i>You should watch out for her.</i>
<i>I'm telling you.</i>

349
00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:43,209
<i>Okay. What happened</i>
<i>to the guy I met last night?</i>

350
00:16:43,293 --> 00:16:46,593
<i>Oh, he's still here.</i>
<i>He's just layered and mysterious. I'm--</i>

351
00:16:48,924 --> 00:16:50,844
<i>I'm like an emotional lasagna.</i>

352
00:16:59,101 --> 00:17:02,351
<i>Okay, I'm not an idiot.</i>
<i>I realize you're trying to end the date.</i>

353
00:17:02,479 --> 00:17:04,359
<i>You should've said no in the first place.</i>

354
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:06,280
<i>Okay, wait. Hey. All right, look--</i>

355
00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:11,569
<i>I didn't even realize you were asking me</i>
<i>out on a date in the beginning.</i>

356
00:17:11,655 --> 00:17:15,115
<i>How did you not get that?</i>
<i>I literally said, "It's a date."</i>

357
00:17:15,617 --> 00:17:17,117
<i>You did. All right, look.</i>

358
00:17:17,619 --> 00:17:19,539
<i>You're our sponsor, all right?</i>

359
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:23,999
<i>I didn't wanna screw things up</i>
<i>and have the relationship end badly.</i>

360
00:17:24,084 --> 00:17:27,554
<i>What are the odds of that?</i>
<i>You seem so great at dating.</i>

361
00:17:27,629 --> 00:17:30,299
<i>Oh! I love the part</i>
<i>where you called me fat.</i>

362
00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:35,888
<i>Look, I'm--</i>
<i>That was stupid. All right? It's just--</i>

363
00:17:35,971 --> 00:17:37,511
<i>You know, with this job,</i>

364
00:17:37,598 --> 00:17:40,268
<i>every relationship I'm in,</i>
<i>the other person gets neglected.</i>

365
00:17:40,350 --> 00:17:43,770
<i>That's what it's about.</i>
<i>I should've been truthful with you.</i>

366
00:17:43,854 --> 00:17:46,774
<i>Oh, and I would have understood. Trust me.</i>

367
00:17:46,857 --> 00:17:49,897
<i>I get putting your career</i>
<i>before your love life.</i>

368
00:17:50,986 --> 00:17:54,276
<i>Maybe it wasn't a great idea for us</i>
<i>to go out, but we were getting along,</i>

369
00:17:54,364 --> 00:17:57,794
<i>I wanted to see the concert</i>
<i>and I took a shot.</i>

370
00:17:57,868 --> 00:18:00,198
<i>Next time, I'll reject you flat out.</i>
<i>How about that?</i>

371
00:18:00,287 --> 00:18:01,867
<i>Great. Perfect. Great.</i>

372
00:18:01,955 --> 00:18:04,745
<i>Now that we know we're just,</i>
<i>just business colleagues,</i>

373
00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:06,463
<i>do you still wanna go see Billy Joel?</i>

374
00:18:06,543 --> 00:18:08,923
<i>Absolutely.</i>
<i>I gotta bring Beth back a T-shirt.</i>

375
00:18:09,004 --> 00:18:11,514
<i>If not, that Fraggle Rock's</i>
<i>gonna hit the ceiling.</i>

376
00:18:15,844 --> 00:18:17,304
<i>Jessie, what are you doing here?</i>

377
00:18:17,387 --> 00:18:19,677
<i>Not looking for beer,</i>
<i>if that's what you think.</i>

378
00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:23,274
<i>Beth got a little handsy</i>
<i>with Richard Childress,</i>

379
00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:24,902
<i>so we had to take it away.</i>

380
00:18:25,729 --> 00:18:27,189
<i>Thought you were with Catherine.</i>

381
00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:30,152
<i>Her and Morgan are seeing</i>
<i>how the Fake Steak stand is doing.</i>

382
00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:33,744
<i>Oh, I was there earlier.</i>
<i>It's actually pretty crowded,</i>

383
00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:37,661
<i>because the line from the hot dog cart</i>
<i>is backed up to her table.</i>

384
00:18:37,741 --> 00:18:40,951
<i>I tried 'em</i>
<i>to see if they were that good. They are.</i>

385
00:18:42,496 --> 00:18:46,246
<i>Well, uh, I was hoping</i>
<i>to talk to you, actually.</i>

386
00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:48,884
<i>I think something's wrong with Jake.</i>

387
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:51,341
<i>Okay, look, I see what you're doing here,</i>

388
00:18:51,421 --> 00:18:54,971
<i>and I respect the hustle,</i>
<i>but it's not gonna work on me.</i>

389
00:18:55,050 --> 00:18:57,470
<i>Look, no. Of course I wanna be the driver,</i>

390
00:18:57,553 --> 00:19:00,723
<i>and I'd totally do something sneaky</i>
<i>like this, but I'm serious.</i>

391
00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:02,016
<i>Something's wrong with him.</i>

392
00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:05,769
<i>Jessie. Look, you're a good kid,</i>
<i>but Jake is our driver</i>

393
00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:07,443
<i>and that's the end of it, okay?</i>

394
00:19:07,521 --> 00:19:09,731
<i>[sighs] Talk to him yourself.</i>

395
00:19:10,315 --> 00:19:13,645
<i>[sighs] Fine. I gotta talk to him</i>
<i>about strategy anyway.</i>

396
00:19:13,735 --> 00:19:17,065
<i>If you're staying, don't use the bathroom.</i>
<i>It's not hooked up to anything.</i>

397
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,906
<i>Last week I got an earful from Kyle Busch.</i>

398
00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:27,374
<i>Hey, you're good, right? 'Cause it's not</i>
<i>too late to change your mind.</i>

399
00:19:27,457 --> 00:19:29,707
<i>You have to calm down. I've got this.</i>

400
00:19:29,793 --> 00:19:32,383
<i>Last time you said that,</i>
<i>I had glitter in my hair for two months</i>

401
00:19:32,462 --> 00:19:33,842
<i>and my wife almost left me.</i>

402
00:19:34,756 --> 00:19:37,176
<i>Wait a minute. We're not getting power.</i>

403
00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:39,049
<i>Who messed with my car? Hmm?</i>

404
00:19:39,136 --> 00:19:42,256
<i>I will find out who did this</i>
<i>and I will end them.</i>

405
00:19:42,347 --> 00:19:45,177
<i>Relax. It's just us.</i>
<i>No one's done anything.</i>

406
00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:47,637
<i>Hey, our slot's up in 20 minutes.</i>
<i>How we looking?</i>

407
00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:49,058
<i>Can't get it to start.</i>

408
00:19:49,146 --> 00:19:53,186
<i>Not sure how much we'll learn at practice</i>
<i>if we have to push it around the track.</i>

409
00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:55,605
<i>Well, get on it. Let's go.</i>
<i>Jake, how you doing?</i>

410
00:19:55,694 --> 00:19:57,994
<i>Doing great.</i>
<i>Just having trouble with this glove.</i>

411
00:19:58,071 --> 00:19:59,871
<i>It goes on the right hand, buddy.</i>

412
00:20:01,617 --> 00:20:03,407
<i>-Tricky little thumbs.</i>
<i>-Yeah.</i>

413
00:20:03,493 --> 00:20:07,463
<i>Hey. Look me in the eye and tell me</i>
<i>we're okay to go here today.</i>

414
00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:09,119
<i>We're okay to go here today.</i>

415
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:12,088
<i>Okay. Somebody pulled the plugs.</i>

416
00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:14,049
<i>Amir, did you touch my car?</i>

417
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:18,724
<i>I don't know anything about anything.</i>
<i>Why won't you all leave me alone?</i>

418
00:20:20,802 --> 00:20:22,352
<i>Jakey, coming in hot.</i>

419
00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:28,885
<i>Hey. Come here.</i>

420
00:20:30,354 --> 00:20:33,484
<i>This is me, all right?</i>
<i>You can tell me anything.</i>

421
00:20:33,982 --> 00:20:35,362
<i>Are you… are you hurt?</i>

422
00:20:35,442 --> 00:20:37,902
<i>-I don't want Jessie to take my place.</i>
<i>-[sighs]</i>

423
00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:41,912
<i>Even if you don't race today,</i>
<i>I promise you'll get your seat back.</i>

424
00:20:41,990 --> 00:20:43,410
<i>You have my word.</i>

425
00:20:43,533 --> 00:20:46,953
<i>[exhales] The doctor said I have</i>
<i>a concussion and I shouldn't drive.</i>

426
00:20:47,037 --> 00:20:50,457
<i>The number she gave me was from Domino's.</i>
<i>I'm in a real death spiral here.</i>

427
00:20:51,833 --> 00:20:53,593
<i>Well, I gotta pull you.</i>

428
00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:56,379
<i>For your own safety and--</i>
<i>And for everybody else out there.</i>

429
00:20:56,463 --> 00:20:57,513
<i>I know.</i>

430
00:20:57,589 --> 00:21:00,129
<i>This is not your fault. This is on me.</i>

431
00:21:00,217 --> 00:21:04,257
<i>I've been so busy fighting</i>
<i>with Catherine lately I neglected you.</i>

432
00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:06,306
<i>I should've taken you to the doctor.</i>

433
00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:07,640
<i>Yeah. This is on you.</i>

434
00:21:07,724 --> 00:21:08,604
<i>Yeah.</i>

435
00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:10,273
<i>Don't worry.</i>

436
00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:12,732
<i>You're young. You'll heal real fast.</i>

437
00:21:13,397 --> 00:21:14,227
<i>[loud bang]</i>

438
00:21:14,815 --> 00:21:15,815
<i>Amir?</i>

439
00:21:15,899 --> 00:21:18,069
<i>Why did I find spark plugs in your bag?</i>

440
00:21:18,986 --> 00:21:19,946
<i>I--</i>

441
00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:23,066
<i>Amir might take a little bit longer.</i>

442
00:21:26,827 --> 00:21:28,947
<i>-Is everything okay?</i>
<i>-Hey, you got your fire suit?</i>

443
00:21:29,037 --> 00:21:31,867
<i>Never more than three feet away.</i>
<i>Even when I sleep.</i>

444
00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:34,667
<i>Weird flex, but okay. You're in.</i>

445
00:21:35,794 --> 00:21:37,884
<i>-Wait, seriously?</i>
<i>-What's wrong with Jake?</i>

446
00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:42,303
<i>I just found out he's got a concussion,</i>
<i>and why Amir's been shedding, so.</i>

447
00:21:42,384 --> 00:21:45,854
<i>-Let's go. Change. Get in there.</i>
<i>-Yes. You won't regret this.</i>

448
00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:49,312
<i>I feel like I just released a tiger</i>
<i>into a village.</i>

449
00:21:50,350 --> 00:21:54,190
<i>Kevin, it's good we had Jessie around.</i>
<i>No, wait, that was all me.</i>

450
00:21:54,271 --> 00:21:57,571
<i>Okay. You know what?</i>
<i>Before you take your victory lap,</i>

451
00:21:57,649 --> 00:22:00,819
<i>we wouldn't be in this situation</i>
<i>if she wasn't here.</i>

452
00:22:00,902 --> 00:22:03,282
<i>We had a driver who was on a hot streak,</i>

453
00:22:03,363 --> 00:22:07,123
<i>and because of your decision,</i>
<i>we're in mid-season starting a rookie.</i>

454
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:09,450
<i>-This is not great.</i>
<i>-I don't wanna have this fight.</i>

455
00:22:09,536 --> 00:22:11,036
<i>At least we have a car out there.</i>

456
00:22:11,121 --> 00:22:13,541
<i>-So, how'd it go with Morgan?</i>
<i>-Oh. I ended it.</i>

457
00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:16,253
<i>-Hey, Kevin.</i>
<i>-Hey, Morgan.</i>

458
00:22:18,253 --> 00:22:20,423
<i>Let's see some racing. I'm excited.</i>

459
00:22:20,505 --> 00:22:21,465
<i>[chuckles weakly]</i>

460
00:22:21,548 --> 00:22:23,338
<i>And she started it back up.</i>

461
00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:28,555
<i>[theme music playing]</i>