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‪NETFLIX 原創影集

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‪我對這支車隊的失望無法言喻

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‪查克，把眼藥水拿給我

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‪我的眼睛快乾透了

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‪這點我們談過了

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‪在我拿掉眼罩前
‪東西都要用拿的給我

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‪我現在只有一隻眼睛能用，查克

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‪我從沒想過你們會有人背叛我

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‪想像一下我發現是誰時有多震驚

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‪（48小時前）

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‪12,47

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‪停站的表現很好

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‪-好快喔
‪-沒錯，我們就是這麼行

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‪該做的都做了嗎？實在有點快

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‪這是最後一次停站

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‪我們要進前十名了

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‪-妳搞什麼？
‪-怎樣？

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‪你們有什麼愚蠢迷信嗎？

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‪才不是迷信，那是科學！

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‪我們會被妳害死

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‪現在還不遲，妳快剪掉頭髮

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‪我分手後花兩年才把瀏海重新留出來

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‪休想動我的頭髮

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‪剪一點就好，妳一定要剪一點

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‪真是太扯了

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‪什麼？

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‪-哪裡在震動？
‪-有多嚴重？

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‪等等，發生什麼事了？

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‪那個應該要固定在傑克的車上才對

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‪科學又贏了

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‪還休想動我的頭髮咧

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‪有夠自私

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‪大家早

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{\an8}‪他為什麼不用穿新制服？

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{\an8}‪他可能解不開扣子，頭套不進衣服

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{\an8}‪該怎麼表達比較委婉呢？

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‪我是賽車手，我比你們都重要

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‪真好笑，上個車手被我開除前
‪也講了一模一樣的話

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‪我要一件M號的

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‪沒問題

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{\an8}‪如果誰看到六塊肌會不舒服

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{\an8}‪先別看這邊

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‪傑克，你做什麼？

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‪大多是做仰臥起坐

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‪還盡量吃得健康

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‪好吧，大家早安

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‪過來集合

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{\an8}‪大家穿新制服都很好看

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{\an8}‪經過昨天的賽事後
‪我們又回到排位第27名了

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‪但往好處想，車輪以第四名抵達終點

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‪所以說

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‪辛苦了，車輪

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‪看到那顆風火輪衝進內場還真酷

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‪像顆流星一樣，讓人想許願

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‪知道我會許什麼願嗎？

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‪我希望我們四顆輪子都在

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{\an8}‪再來說一點比較正面的消息

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{\an8}‪假牛排很滿意
‪傑克的廣告所得到的迴響

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{\an8}‪-再表演一次
‪-不好吧

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‪快點啦，傑克，表現一下

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‪對

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{\an8}‪我還對辦公室
‪做了其他令人期待的升級

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{\an8}‪從今天開始

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{\an8}‪我們會用健康食物取代垃圾食物

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‪我們的車輪掉了

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‪問題原來出在甜甜圈上啊

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‪你根本還沒吃過新東西，很好吃喔

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‪我相信凱瑟琳是有很完美的原因

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‪才會逼我們吃…

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‪海苔？

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‪剛好挑到爛的

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‪甘藍片？越來越爛了

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‪這堆根本沒一個好貨

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‪研究顯示健康飲食能提高工作效率

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‪我在《無聊一籮筐雜誌》上有看到

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‪我知道改變可能很不容易

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‪所以為了增加誘因

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‪我新實施了本月最佳員工計畫

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‪所以，為了要激勵車隊

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‪妳把自己封為本月最佳員工？

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‪恭喜妳，凱瑟琳，這真了不起

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‪妳根本還來不到一個月

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‪不是，我放上我的照片只是當示範

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‪要是我有候選資格
‪直接把照片黏著就好

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‪我相信大家
‪對我的本月最佳員工獎牌

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‪一定就像對我的
‪兩枚紫心勳章一樣欽佩

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‪不是只有一枚？

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‪你這週末又多打一仗了？

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‪我每晚都在打那一仗

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‪看來自尊心無法激勵各位

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‪那我加碼1000元獎金如何

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‪-讚喔
‪-萬歲

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‪我終於可以修好雨水槽了

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‪那是什麼東西的代稱嗎？

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‪不是

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‪妳知道那聽起來有多悲哀嗎？

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‪我現在知道了

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‪你有空嗎？

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‪我知道妳想說什麼

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‪沒問題

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‪如果妳讓我當本月最佳員工

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‪我就分妳一杯羹

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‪那是什麼意思？

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‪就是說如果妳給我1000

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‪我就還妳300

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‪500

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‪恭喜，剛才是在測試妳，妳通過了

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‪話說我們該怎麼處理艾德？

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‪總不能留著忘記裝輪胎的人吧

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‪他沒有忘記裝輪胎，好嗎？

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‪他是忘記固定到車上了

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‪我已經早妳一步打算開除他了

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‪只是我還在構思怎麼開除他最好

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‪我提個瘋狂建議

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‪你就走過去跟他說他被開除了

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‪講的時候咬緊牙根比較不容易笑出來

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‪是這樣的，我僱用艾德是因為他很壯

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‪可以快速把重物丟掉

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‪我也是重物

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‪艾德，你都在這裡吃午餐？

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‪這是什麼狀況？

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‪牠是瓦多

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‪牠今天有點難過

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‪佩柏昨天沒回家

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‪對喔

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‪我好像有看到佩柏躺在路邊

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‪在睡覺，懂我的意思嗎？

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‪我想找你談談週日發生的事

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‪完全是我的錯

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‪好吧

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‪你知道現在會怎麼樣吧？

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‪知道

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‪我吃完午餐，回去上班

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‪然後加強表現

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‪那跟我要說的不一樣

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‪我要說的是，你的未來不會在那邊

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‪比較會是在外面

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‪和佩柏在一起

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‪那正是我的夢想

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‪我就把話講白了

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‪但也不至於讓你生氣

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‪-你該離開巴比史賓瑟賽車了
‪-什麼？

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‪凱瑟琳堅持要開除你

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‪如果你火大想發洩

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‪外面那輛紅色的就是她的車

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‪盡量發洩

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‪我不想跟你有什麼芥蒂

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‪沒事，我們沒事

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‪-好
‪-知道吧？

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‪-我去收拾東西走人
‪-好

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‪我們用沒沾到豪豬口水的手擊拳吧？

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‪兩手都有啦，過來抱一個

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‪好吧，抱就抱

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‪我外套上沾到狂犬病毒了

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‪這是凱瑟琳史賓瑟的語音信箱

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‪我是巴比史賓瑟賽車的總裁兼執行長

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‪我的事說夠了

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‪說說你有什麼事吧，嗶聲後留言

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‪我只是想告訴妳一聲

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‪問題我處理好了

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‪我的態度溫和但堅定

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‪就像我對待女人的方法一樣

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‪我剛剛只是在開玩笑

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‪我不是那樣對待女人

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‪我對她們一向都很溫柔

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‪我也沒必要讓妳知道我麼對待女人

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‪我又沒有要追妳

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‪不是說妳有什麼問題

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‪妳看起來是個完全能幹的女人

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‪總而言之

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‪凱文說他開除了艾德

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‪我是阿米爾，再見

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‪凱文，我們得想辦法處理凱瑟琳

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‪小聲點

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‪我不想被她知道我們在講她

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‪現在她絕對知道了

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‪拉窗簾也是常有的事

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‪你們為什麼拉起窗簾？你們在講誰？

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‪凱瑟琳

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‪外面真的完全沒東西能吃

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‪我一直在舔止痛藥的糖衣

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‪只有我擔心她到處安裝的監視器嗎？

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‪我不想要一舉一動都被政府監視

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‪我相信中情局
‪一定很想看你在卸貨區修腳指甲

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‪-對，我們都看到了
‪-好啦

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‪我忘了拉窗簾是該不該進來

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‪我有次搞錯，就撞見我爸媽在那個

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‪快點進來

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‪我們在抱怨凱瑟琳

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‪我懂，這件衣服醜透了

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‪我才不管衣服，我只懷念巴比

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‪他以前都會來我位子問候我

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‪在我生日時送我奶油餡煎餅卷

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‪每次都問我要不要去打高爾夫球

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‪我提醒他我不打高爾夫球

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‪然後一起大笑

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‪最重要的是我以前都很期待上班

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‪還有看到巴比

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‪現在我只希望不會遇到凱瑟琳

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‪你是老大，你得解決這個問題

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‪我知道她很爛，但我們還能怎麼辦？

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‪我上星期還想辭職

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‪外面毫無機會

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‪我們只能盡量往好處想

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‪把現在當作戰爭，知道嗎？

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‪我們安然回家的最好機會
‪是靠團結合作

207
00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:02,713
‪其實最好的機會是開槍打自己小腿

208
00:09:02,792 --> 00:09:04,042
‪然後大聲呼叫醫護兵

209
00:09:06,295 --> 00:09:08,455
‪所以你根本沒得過半枚紫心勳章

210
00:09:12,802 --> 00:09:16,262
‪傑克，你有沒有注意到
‪前避震在我們加重…

211
00:09:16,347 --> 00:09:17,217
‪那是甜甜圈嗎？

212
00:09:17,306 --> 00:09:19,096
‪對，有一整盒，自己拿一個

213
00:09:19,183 --> 00:09:20,353
‪不行啦

214
00:09:20,434 --> 00:09:21,984
‪凱瑟琳不希望我們吃這種東西

215
00:09:22,061 --> 00:09:22,941
‪這有可能是陷阱

216
00:09:23,896 --> 00:09:24,976
‪奶油餡煎餅卷？

217
00:09:25,898 --> 00:09:26,728
‪沒有

218
00:09:27,692 --> 00:09:28,532
‪沒有

219
00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:32,280
‪-你在做什麼？
‪-檢查有沒有果醬

220
00:09:34,282 --> 00:09:35,122
‪找到了

221
00:09:36,951 --> 00:09:38,411
‪你怎麼不跟大家一樣就好？

222
00:09:38,494 --> 00:09:39,504
‪用猜的，猜錯的話

223
00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:41,159
‪就把不喜歡的東西硬吞下去

224
00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:44,167
‪不停往下塞，一口接一口

225
00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:47,040
‪暗自希望會好轉
‪但又怎麼會好轉？什麼都不會變

226
00:09:48,838 --> 00:09:51,008
‪你如果決定要發狂

227
00:09:51,090 --> 00:09:52,840
‪一定會先告訴我吧？

228
00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:55,600
‪早安

229
00:09:56,178 --> 00:09:57,138
‪你沒事吧？

230
00:09:57,221 --> 00:09:58,261
‪我沒事

231
00:09:58,347 --> 00:10:00,307
‪多虧了我，大家都沒事

232
00:10:00,975 --> 00:10:03,055
‪鄰居的貓被困在樹上

233
00:10:03,144 --> 00:10:04,814
‪高高在樹上哭著

234
00:10:04,895 --> 00:10:07,855
‪我看到有隻白尾鷹在盤旋，所以…

235
00:10:08,399 --> 00:10:10,609
‪我心想不能讓老鷹得逞

236
00:10:10,693 --> 00:10:11,863
‪就徒手爬上樹

237
00:10:11,944 --> 00:10:16,074
‪等一下，凱文
‪你哪時能徒手攀爬了？

238
00:10:17,742 --> 00:10:20,872
‪當貓咪有危險，我的腎上腺素爆發

239
00:10:20,953 --> 00:10:22,123
‪我想爬就爬

240
00:10:22,204 --> 00:10:24,004
‪重點是老鷹轉而攻擊我

241
00:10:24,081 --> 00:10:25,831
‪我對牠猛力出掌

242
00:10:25,916 --> 00:10:28,956
‪牠閃過掌擊，靠近想啄我

243
00:10:29,045 --> 00:10:31,665
‪我抓住牠用力甩，羽毛四散

244
00:10:31,756 --> 00:10:33,876
‪把牠摔出去，結果鷹爪就抓到我眼睛

245
00:10:35,843 --> 00:10:37,973
‪你痛揍老鷹還買甜甜圈？

246
00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:40,064
‪你根本就是天上的警察

247
00:10:41,515 --> 00:10:42,725
‪我沒買甜甜圈

248
00:10:42,808 --> 00:10:44,268
‪如果不是你，那會是誰？

249
00:10:44,769 --> 00:10:46,019
‪慘了，這是陷阱

250
00:10:47,396 --> 00:10:48,266
‪早安

251
00:10:51,359 --> 00:10:52,189
‪真慘

252
00:10:52,276 --> 00:10:53,606
‪我沒事，別擔心

253
00:10:54,111 --> 00:10:56,031
‪有麻煩的是老鷹，大麻煩

254
00:10:56,113 --> 00:10:57,703
‪無毛老鷹在某處漂流

255
00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:01,946
‪阿米爾，嚐嚐奶油餡煎餅卷

256
00:11:02,036 --> 00:11:04,706
‪對啊，阿米爾，嚐嚐奶油餡煎餅卷

257
00:11:16,801 --> 00:11:17,641
‪謝謝你

258
00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:21,510
‪我以為妳不希望我們吃美味的東西？

259
00:11:21,597 --> 00:11:22,677
‪我重新考慮過了

260
00:11:22,765 --> 00:11:24,225
‪我其實也是有好玩的一面

261
00:11:24,308 --> 00:11:25,808
‪我從妳的講法就看得出來

262
00:11:27,019 --> 00:11:28,939
‪抱歉我遲到了，我早上不太順利

263
00:11:29,021 --> 00:11:30,151
‪你也是耶

264
00:11:30,648 --> 00:11:32,898
‪凱文在假裝他看到一頭白尾鷹

265
00:11:32,983 --> 00:11:35,573
‪出現在距離棲息地1600公里的這裡

266
00:11:35,653 --> 00:11:37,153
‪謊話編好一點，凱文

267
00:11:37,238 --> 00:11:39,158
‪（我愛賓果）

268
00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:40,950
‪抱歉，我沒穿制服

269
00:11:41,033 --> 00:11:42,663
‪我把咖啡灑在制服上了

270
00:11:42,743 --> 00:11:44,543
‪這是我車上唯一乾淨的衣服

271
00:11:45,037 --> 00:11:47,747
‪我奶奶買給我在週二賓果日穿的

272
00:11:47,832 --> 00:11:49,882
‪為免你們開玩笑，先說她已經過世了

273
00:11:51,585 --> 00:11:52,995
‪別擔心，我喜歡妳的衣服

274
00:11:53,087 --> 00:11:56,047
‪你們在週末
‪會發現我常常穿著“整天喝酒”的上衣

275
00:11:56,632 --> 00:11:57,802
‪無拘無束囉

276
00:11:59,885 --> 00:12:01,505
‪而且我一直在想

277
00:12:01,595 --> 00:12:03,635
‪我們在賽道都穿制服了

278
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,733
‪在辦公室有點個人風格也沒什麼不好

279
00:12:05,808 --> 00:12:09,268
‪我有問題，打赤膊算是個人風格嗎？

280
00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:13,072
‪如果是的話，我就是派對的核心人物

281
00:12:18,112 --> 00:12:20,612
‪你有注意到凱瑟琳
‪怎麼會帶甜甜圈來嗎？

282
00:12:20,698 --> 00:12:21,528
‪糟糕

283
00:12:21,615 --> 00:12:24,485
‪我們正式沒有趣味話題能聊了

284
00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:26,618
‪你先聽我說完

285
00:12:27,121 --> 00:12:29,581
‪之前大家都在抱怨她做的改變

286
00:12:29,665 --> 00:12:31,205
‪今天她卻全部改回去了？

287
00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:34,712
‪我不介意靜靜互相幫忙剃頭髮就好

288
00:12:35,921 --> 00:12:37,921
‪例如那個奶油餡煎餅卷

289
00:12:38,007 --> 00:12:39,507
‪阿米爾是在私下提的

290
00:12:40,009 --> 00:12:41,389
‪她怎麼會知道？

291
00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:42,549
‪好了，剃好了

292
00:12:42,636 --> 00:12:44,096
‪那的確是有點怪

293
00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:45,770
‪你沒先找她談過？

294
00:12:45,848 --> 00:12:46,678
‪沒有

295
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,516
‪也就是說那間房裡的某人找她談了

296
00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:52,767
‪聽過你說我們要團結，還這麼做？

297
00:12:52,855 --> 00:12:54,055
‪應該不會吧，凱文

298
00:12:54,148 --> 00:12:56,478
‪也許這個人是為了成為本月最佳員工

299
00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:57,567
‪還有那1000元

300
00:12:57,651 --> 00:12:59,241
‪那的確是很有力的動機

301
00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:00,950
‪我曾為更少錢做過更大犧牲

302
00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:04,238
‪而且他們每個人都有可能

303
00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:05,735
‪阿米爾很軟弱

304
00:13:05,826 --> 00:13:08,286
‪凱瑟琳會把他像開心果一樣扒開

305
00:13:09,121 --> 00:13:11,621
‪用一團毛線球就可以耍到傑克了

306
00:13:13,083 --> 00:13:17,253
‪而貝絲是女人，凱瑟琳也是女人
‪你懂我的意思嗎？

307
00:13:17,338 --> 00:13:18,378
‪-兩個女人嘛
‪-對

308
00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:19,514
‪她來了

309
00:13:20,007 --> 00:13:21,927
‪他們會去眾議院進行投票表決

310
00:13:22,009 --> 00:13:23,679
‪然後再去參議院…

311
00:13:23,761 --> 00:13:25,141
‪-你不會想杯葛，因為…
‪-對

312
00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:26,601
‪嘿，凱瑟琳，妳好嗎？

313
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:30,057
‪在食物旁邊剃頭髮，我完全沒意見

314
00:13:31,393 --> 00:13:32,603
‪凱文，我順便問你一下

315
00:13:32,686 --> 00:13:34,806
‪記得你昨天怎麼開除艾德嗎？

316
00:13:34,897 --> 00:13:36,647
‪記得，那是這份工作醜陋的一面

317
00:13:36,732 --> 00:13:39,192
‪不過有時候法槌還是得揮

318
00:13:39,276 --> 00:13:41,486
‪所以我才會是正義之手

319
00:13:41,570 --> 00:13:42,780
‪那個在搬輪胎的是誰？

320
00:13:46,075 --> 00:13:47,535
‪那是艾德

321
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:50,828
‪好了，我待會再幫你收尾

322
00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:52,250
‪去做事吧，法槌

323
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:58,170
‪艾德，有空可以聊聊嗎？

324
00:13:58,254 --> 00:13:59,554
‪怎麼了，老大？

325
00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:01,880
‪眼罩帥喔，我有一次也戴過

326
00:14:02,758 --> 00:14:03,628
‪你怎麼受傷的？

327
00:14:03,717 --> 00:14:04,717
‪那是我的私事

328
00:14:06,804 --> 00:14:08,604
‪看到你在這裡讓我有點驚訝

329
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:11,061
‪記得那時你說要去打包

330
00:14:11,141 --> 00:14:12,811
‪然後就要回家嗎？

331
00:14:12,893 --> 00:14:15,153
‪記得，放那一天假對我很有幫助

332
00:14:15,229 --> 00:14:16,649
‪讓我有機會整理思緒

333
00:14:16,730 --> 00:14:17,860
‪是喔

334
00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:19,280
‪聽著，這是我的錯

335
00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:23,148
‪不過你當輪胎工的日子已經結束了

336
00:14:23,237 --> 00:14:24,407
‪這是什麼意思？

337
00:14:24,488 --> 00:14:26,368
‪也許是該接受新挑戰的時候了

338
00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:28,488
‪你有什麼想做的事嗎？

339
00:14:29,076 --> 00:14:31,536
‪我一直想畫《加菲貓》
‪但原來早有專人負責了

340
00:14:32,913 --> 00:14:34,463
‪好吧，那在那個人過世之前

341
00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:36,040
‪你還有其他事業目標嗎？

342
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:37,956
‪這個嘛

343
00:14:38,043 --> 00:14:40,753
‪我一直都想

344
00:14:41,463 --> 00:14:43,513
‪像傑瑞一樣當個停站組長

345
00:14:44,174 --> 00:14:46,684
‪非常好，我覺得你一定會表現很好

346
00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:48,510
‪不過我們倆應該都能理解

347
00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:51,176
‪你已經不是這裡的換胎工了

348
00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:52,175
‪真的嗎？

349
00:14:52,266 --> 00:14:55,226
‪真的，這是凱瑟琳老闆下的命令

350
00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:56,651
‪那邊那間就是她的辦公室

351
00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,270
‪好吧，凱文

352
00:14:59,356 --> 00:15:00,976
‪謝謝，很感謝你推我一把

353
00:15:01,066 --> 00:15:02,526
‪不客氣

354
00:15:03,694 --> 00:15:04,534
‪愛你喔

355
00:15:09,491 --> 00:15:10,531
‪傑瑞

356
00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:13,703
‪我有壞消息要告訴你
‪凱文幫我升職，你被炒了

357
00:15:20,878 --> 00:15:22,048
‪做得好，查克

358
00:15:22,129 --> 00:15:23,549
‪那還用說

359
00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:26,431
‪能讓牙齒咯咯作響就是順暢的引擎

360
00:15:27,259 --> 00:15:28,509
‪引擎是我修好的耶

361
00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:30,474
‪阿米爾，你這樣很小心眼

362
00:15:30,554 --> 00:15:31,434
‪不是

363
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,141
‪每次都這樣

364
00:15:33,223 --> 00:15:34,273
‪你就這麼不願意承認

365
00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:36,810
‪我是本月最佳員工嗎？

366
00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:37,904
‪你聽到了嗎，查克？

367
00:15:38,812 --> 00:15:39,942
‪他想成為本月最佳員工

368
00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:40,862
‪有意思

369
00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:43,527
‪所以你很缺錢囉

370
00:15:45,152 --> 00:15:47,072
‪我昨晚吃安眠藥後上了eBay

371
00:15:47,154 --> 00:15:49,204
‪我很有可能買了主持名人的毛衣

372
00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:51,872
‪不知道是本人穿過還是只有簽名

373
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,741
‪不過週四的3點以後就會送到

374
00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:56,460
‪對了，我週四可能得早退

375
00:15:56,538 --> 00:15:57,958
‪我有門診預約

376
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:01,713
‪這是怎樣？

377
00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:04,131
‪凱瑟琳說我們想穿什麼都行

378
00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:06,303
‪你活像是在南瓜田裡的四歲小孩

379
00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:11,511
‪都市鄉村風接下來會大大流行

380
00:16:11,595 --> 00:16:13,175
‪你們六個月後都會穿這一身

381
00:16:13,764 --> 00:16:16,934
‪所以你真的很討厭穿那套制服？

382
00:16:17,017 --> 00:16:19,687
‪你為了不穿制服願意不計代價

383
00:16:20,771 --> 00:16:22,271
‪我最喜歡的人在這啊

384
00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:23,186
‪在哪？

385
00:16:23,607 --> 00:16:24,437
‪是我們嗎？

386
00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:26,487
‪你真好笑，阿米爾

387
00:16:26,568 --> 00:16:27,698
‪他是真的很不好笑

388
00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:30,445
‪太超過了嗎？

389
00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:31,781
‪可能還差一點

390
00:16:32,616 --> 00:16:34,116
‪-我喜歡
‪-謝謝

391
00:16:37,579 --> 00:16:39,579
‪我要祝你遲來的生日快樂，阿米爾

392
00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:41,995
‪我看你的檔案時注意到你是金牛座

393
00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:43,924
‪希望我們兩頭金牛不會鬥起來

394
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,673
‪我不相信占星術

395
00:16:45,754 --> 00:16:47,264
‪我們金牛座很多疑的

396
00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:51,428
‪我找不到你的個人檔案

397
00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:53,430
‪妳也不會找到我的照片

398
00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:55,352
‪-這裡發生過一場火災
‪-什麼時候？

399
00:16:55,431 --> 00:16:57,391
‪就在妳爸建立了查克的個人檔案後

400
00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:00,518
‪我瞭解了

401
00:17:00,602 --> 00:17:02,692
‪我就不打擾你們工作了

402
00:17:02,771 --> 00:17:04,481
‪等你9月7日的生日到了

403
00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:06,435
‪我想說要準備冰淇淋蛋糕和卡拉OK

404
00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:07,435
‪你覺得呢，凱文？

405
00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:08,896
‪你的珍羅和傑魯怎麼樣？

406
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:11,279
‪我沒幫它們取過名字

407
00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:13,123
‪不過我換了四角褲以後

408
00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:14,198
‪它們應該都還不錯

409
00:17:21,081 --> 00:17:22,461
‪-什麼？
‪-妳剛才說什麼？

410
00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:26,712
‪我先去消化一下

411
00:17:28,672 --> 00:17:31,382
‪我們的一言一語她都知道

412
00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:34,387
‪食物、制服、說她不好玩

413
00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:35,470
‪說她不知道我們生日

414
00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:38,104
‪被她知道我們怎麼看她又如何？

415
00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:39,312
‪這也許是好事

416
00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:40,641
‪重點不在這裡

417
00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:43,936
‪-我們的小圈圈有人外流情報給她
‪-是誰？

418
00:17:44,021 --> 00:17:45,691
‪我想不出來

419
00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:47,443
‪想到可能是他們就讓我痛心

420
00:17:47,941 --> 00:17:49,531
‪傑克就像我的兒子

421
00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:51,150
‪查克就像兄弟

422
00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:54,616
‪阿米爾就像娶了我家人的傢伙

423
00:17:54,698 --> 00:17:56,698
‪我只能想說至少他會好好待她

424
00:17:58,035 --> 00:18:00,615
‪我們是一家人，我得知道誰能信任

425
00:18:01,121 --> 00:18:02,211
‪我是家裡哪個角色？

426
00:18:02,956 --> 00:18:03,866
‪妳是媽媽

427
00:18:03,957 --> 00:18:04,787
‪我是你媽媽？

428
00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:06,585
‪不是，我是爸爸

429
00:18:06,668 --> 00:18:07,588
‪所以我們結婚了？

430
00:18:07,669 --> 00:18:08,549
‪我不知道啦

431
00:18:08,629 --> 00:18:11,299
‪我的第一任妻子務農時意外身亡

432
00:18:12,007 --> 00:18:13,377
‪我需要有人養育孩子

433
00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:15,297
‪然後我在教堂認識了妳

434
00:18:15,385 --> 00:18:17,295
‪因為妳只有一台鋼琴而同情妳

435
00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:22,095
‪-我看到窗簾拉上，發生什麼事？
‪-我們有麻煩了

436
00:18:22,184 --> 00:18:24,444
‪是萊恩布雷尼穿吊帶褲嗎？我先穿的

437
00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:25,940
‪我很確定他穿得像個男人

438
00:18:26,021 --> 00:18:28,821
‪聽著，我們在這裡說的話是神聖的

439
00:18:28,899 --> 00:18:31,689
‪我知道你們有人在向凱瑟琳通風報信

440
00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:32,817
‪我沒生氣

441
00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:34,360
‪你們要明白

442
00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:36,566
‪我能原諒你們，我們是朋友

443
00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:39,027
‪但你得承認，我們才能向前邁進

444
00:18:41,578 --> 00:18:44,498
‪不管是誰出來承認
‪我保證都會報以敬意

445
00:18:45,707 --> 00:18:46,627
‪沒搞錯吧？

446
00:18:46,708 --> 00:18:51,088
‪凱文，也許她做的每件事都只是巧合

447
00:18:51,171 --> 00:18:52,671
‪貝絲…

448
00:18:52,756 --> 00:18:54,466
‪傻瓜鎮的天氣如何啊？

449
00:18:55,509 --> 00:18:58,179
‪不知道，我只有拜訪你才會去那裡

450
00:18:58,679 --> 00:19:01,389
‪聽我說，這不是在說笑，好嗎？

451
00:19:01,473 --> 00:19:03,063
‪她知道阿米爾的生日

452
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,642
‪根本沒人在乎阿米爾的生日

453
00:19:04,726 --> 00:19:05,886
‪連我自己都不在乎

454
00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:08,225
‪再不承認的話，我們就要來硬的了

455
00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:09,903
‪阿米爾，你能存取監視畫面嗎？

456
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:11,982
‪不是我設的，我沒密碼

457
00:19:13,193 --> 00:19:14,613
‪我登入了，密碼就是“密碼”

458
00:19:15,445 --> 00:19:18,025
‪找可疑的東西，有誰跟凱瑟琳講話

459
00:19:18,115 --> 00:19:19,025
‪好

460
00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:21,076
‪下班時間，大家都走了

461
00:19:21,785 --> 00:19:23,575
‪等一下，貝絲又回來了

462
00:19:23,662 --> 00:19:24,832
‪這也太蠢了

463
00:19:24,913 --> 00:19:26,373
‪大家反目成仇完全沒幫助

464
00:19:26,456 --> 00:19:28,416
‪不准說話，妳已經失去坦白的機會

465
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:31,460
‪我本來竟然還讓妳養育我的假想孩子

466
00:19:31,545 --> 00:19:33,295
‪我沒跟凱瑟琳通風報信

467
00:19:33,380 --> 00:19:34,300
‪那妳做了什麼？

468
00:19:34,381 --> 00:19:35,921
‪我那時想吃優格

469
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:37,508
‪這樣犯法嗎？

470
00:19:37,968 --> 00:19:40,888
‪（廚房，晚上7點13分）

471
00:19:41,471 --> 00:19:42,601
‪還有香蕉

472
00:19:46,059 --> 00:19:47,939
‪四捲紙巾？

473
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,270
‪妳把起司條都拿走了

474
00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:50,814
‪隔天就要過期了

475
00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:51,728
‪不用謝我了

476
00:19:52,983 --> 00:19:54,533
‪我沒時間採買

477
00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:56,780
‪我這麼做好幾年了
‪已經算入預算的一部分

478
00:19:57,863 --> 00:19:59,243
‪等一下

479
00:19:59,781 --> 00:20:02,121
{\an8}‪查克穿著浴袍走出凱瑟琳的辦公室？

480
00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:04,745
‪-虧我還那麼相信你
‪-讚喔

481
00:20:04,828 --> 00:20:05,948
‪把手放下來

482
00:20:06,788 --> 00:20:10,418
‪我的房子還在整修，我一直都住在這

483
00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:13,880
‪最麻煩的部分
‪是要在貝絲“採購”的時候躲起來

484
00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:16,303
‪你幹嘛在她辦公室洗澡？

485
00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:17,421
‪健身房明明有淋浴間

486
00:20:17,507 --> 00:20:18,837
‪她的蓮蓬頭是手持的

487
00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:21,296
‪這樣我才能洗到下半身

488
00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:23,104
‪繼續看啦

489
00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:26,230
‪真不敢相信你們會有人懷疑我告密

490
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:27,939
‪好吧

491
00:20:28,936 --> 00:20:30,016
‪凱文在做怪事

492
00:20:30,103 --> 00:20:31,313
‪才不奇怪

493
00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:33,016
‪我是在資源回收，繼續看

494
00:20:33,106 --> 00:20:34,316
‪你又不做資源回收

495
00:20:34,399 --> 00:20:36,189
‪你每次都丟到一般垃圾，然後說

496
00:20:36,276 --> 00:20:38,026
‪“妳又沒小孩，不關妳的事”

497
00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:41,239
‪而且我的小祕密都被揭穿了

498
00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:42,743
‪那我也想知道他在做什麼

499
00:20:42,824 --> 00:20:44,124
{\an8}‪（卸貨區，晚上7點38分）

500
00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:46,041
{\an8}‪那是豪豬嗎？

501
00:20:46,119 --> 00:20:49,209
{\an8}‪開除艾德以後，我很擔心瓦多和佩柏

502
00:20:53,627 --> 00:20:55,957
‪好了，關掉啦

503
00:20:56,797 --> 00:20:58,797
‪沒必要看這個，快關掉

504
00:21:01,134 --> 00:21:03,934
‪還說夏洛特市出現了白尾鷹咧

505
00:21:04,012 --> 00:21:05,722
‪你該為自己感到羞恥

506
00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:06,926
‪雖然沒錄到

507
00:21:07,015 --> 00:21:09,015
‪但我知道你們有人通風報信，是誰？

508
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:10,141
‪快承認，阿米爾

509
00:21:10,227 --> 00:21:11,517
‪明明就是你

510
00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:12,903
‪不是我

511
00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:15,860
‪說謊會讓我猛起疹子
‪我現在只起了普通多的疹子

512
00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:18,491
‪那個一心想脫掉制服

513
00:21:18,568 --> 00:21:21,108
‪好穿得像鄉村歌曲MV臨演的傢伙呢？

514
00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:23,570
‪傑克，你有什麼話想告訴我們嗎？

515
00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:26,990
‪我不是很確定我們在講什麼

516
00:21:28,245 --> 00:21:29,445
‪你們其中有一人是叛徒

517
00:21:29,538 --> 00:21:31,038
‪為什麼一定是我們其中之一？

518
00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:32,543
‪為什麼不會是你？

519
00:21:32,624 --> 00:21:33,964
‪抱歉

520
00:21:34,042 --> 00:21:35,502
‪不用道歉，他說得對

521
00:21:35,585 --> 00:21:36,875
‪也許你指控我們

522
00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:39,052
‪就是為了讓我們不懷疑你

523
00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:41,925
‪你這時變聰明也太不是時候了，傑克

524
00:21:42,592 --> 00:21:45,182
‪對啊，我同意

525
00:21:45,262 --> 00:21:48,472
‪我敢說是你設計和豪豬的那場小邂逅

526
00:21:48,557 --> 00:21:50,387
‪好讓我們摸不著頭緒

527
00:21:50,475 --> 00:21:52,765
‪是嗎？我覺得你的房子根本沒問題

528
00:21:52,853 --> 00:21:53,733
‪你覺得怎樣啊？

529
00:21:53,812 --> 00:21:55,312
‪你怎麼敢這麼說？

530
00:21:57,607 --> 00:21:59,067
‪別吵了！夠了吧！

531
00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:00,941
‪-住口！
‪-我愛起司條

532
00:22:01,028 --> 00:22:04,158
‪我們毫無來由就反目成仇

533
00:22:04,239 --> 00:22:05,279
‪我們是朋友耶

534
00:22:05,365 --> 00:22:09,695
‪就算有人不小心跟凱瑟琳聊天時
‪說溜了嘴又怎麼樣？

535
00:22:09,786 --> 00:22:11,366
‪所以妳現在是承認了？

536
00:22:11,455 --> 00:22:13,205
‪你這個人太荒謬了！

537
00:22:13,290 --> 00:22:15,040
‪我不要繼續吵了！

538
00:22:18,754 --> 00:22:19,674
‪我也可以離開嗎？

539
00:22:19,755 --> 00:22:23,175
‪為什麼？你想跑出去
‪跟凱瑟琳說我們說了什麼嗎？

540
00:22:23,258 --> 00:22:24,758
‪我全身疹子大爆發了

541
00:22:25,427 --> 00:22:27,007
‪他說他撒謊時才會猛起疹子

542
00:22:27,095 --> 00:22:29,595
‪那是騙人的，我怎麼樣都會猛起疹子

543
00:22:32,559 --> 00:22:34,349
‪-我們得談談
‪-沒錯

544
00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:36,904
‪我覺得有人在用我的淋浴間

545
00:22:36,980 --> 00:22:39,440
‪而且還猛用我的沐浴乳

546
00:22:40,609 --> 00:22:41,529
‪那還真奇怪

547
00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:42,987
‪總而言之

548
00:22:43,820 --> 00:22:46,070
‪我想告訴妳一個小故事

549
00:22:46,156 --> 00:22:48,076
‪好，不過請別介意我聽的時候傳簡訊

550
00:22:48,158 --> 00:22:49,828
‪我只是在跟朋友讚嘆

551
00:22:49,910 --> 00:22:51,830
‪我正在聽最棒的故事

552
00:22:52,996 --> 00:22:56,246
‪我12歲的時候偷看了姊姊的日記

553
00:22:56,333 --> 00:22:59,503
‪發現她會抽菸，我不知道該怎麼辦

554
00:22:59,586 --> 00:23:01,166
‪是該告狀但失去她的信任呢？

555
00:23:01,254 --> 00:23:04,174
‪還是對我姊姊保持忠誠？

556
00:23:04,674 --> 00:23:05,934
‪我實在很擔心

557
00:23:06,009 --> 00:23:08,469
‪真希望我一開始就沒偷看那本蠢日記

558
00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:10,261
‪我告了她的狀

559
00:23:10,347 --> 00:23:11,517
‪我爸媽給了我一台單車

560
00:23:12,808 --> 00:23:15,638
‪但我們的關係從此就不一樣了

561
00:23:16,144 --> 00:23:18,654
‪很高興妳跟我分享這個故事

562
00:23:19,147 --> 00:23:20,567
‪謝謝妳過來一趟

563
00:23:21,566 --> 00:23:25,646
‪我想說的是
‪如果有人爆我們的料來拍妳馬屁

564
00:23:26,154 --> 00:23:27,664
‪這樣對士氣沒幫助

565
00:23:27,739 --> 00:23:29,159
‪沒人想拍我馬屁

566
00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:32,241
‪我們知道有人把我們的怨言透露給妳

567
00:23:32,327 --> 00:23:33,617
‪所以你們是在生氣

568
00:23:33,703 --> 00:23:36,253
‪我恢復你們原先氣我取消的東西？

569
00:23:38,208 --> 00:23:39,038
‪對

570
00:23:40,210 --> 00:23:42,170
‪所以如果妳能告訴我是誰

571
00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:44,094
‪我就能讓車庫恢復秩序

572
00:23:44,172 --> 00:23:45,632
‪沒有人向我通風報信

573
00:23:45,715 --> 00:23:47,755
‪那妳怎麼知道我們說了什麼？

574
00:23:49,261 --> 00:23:51,971
‪查克，把眼藥水拿給我
‪我的眼睛快乾透了

575
00:23:57,477 --> 00:23:58,307
‪這點我們談過了

576
00:23:58,395 --> 00:24:01,725
‪在我拿掉眼罩前
‪東西都要用拿的給我

577
00:24:01,815 --> 00:24:03,975
‪我現在只有一隻眼鏡能用，查克

578
00:24:05,485 --> 00:24:08,025
‪我從沒想到你們會有人背叛我

579
00:24:08,113 --> 00:24:11,163
‪想像一下我發現是誰時有多震驚

580
00:24:11,658 --> 00:24:12,988
‪就是你們所有人

581
00:24:13,827 --> 00:24:15,197
‪這完全出乎我的意料

582
00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:18,498
‪我是一個人在小島上

583
00:24:19,124 --> 00:24:21,504
‪連顆能對話的排球都沒有

584
00:24:23,670 --> 00:24:25,210
‪我不管你們無不無辜

585
00:24:25,297 --> 00:24:27,297
‪一樣都有罪，因為你們在為凶手掩飾

586
00:24:27,382 --> 00:24:29,052
‪你們對我來說都死了

587
00:24:30,177 --> 00:24:32,257
‪貝絲和凱瑟琳啊，還真剛好

588
00:24:32,345 --> 00:24:33,305
‪忘了我剛才說的話

589
00:24:33,388 --> 00:24:34,218
‪是貝絲

590
00:24:35,974 --> 00:24:38,274
‪凱文，我知道內奸是誰了

591
00:24:38,852 --> 00:24:40,902
‪這是我昨天語音信箱的內容

592
00:24:40,979 --> 00:24:42,809
‪妳看起來是個完全能幹的女人

593
00:24:43,523 --> 00:24:44,363
‪總而言之

594
00:24:44,983 --> 00:24:46,073
‪凱文說他開除了艾德

595
00:24:46,151 --> 00:24:47,241
‪我是阿米爾，再見

596
00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:50,069
‪凱文，我們得想辦法處理凱瑟琳

597
00:24:50,155 --> 00:24:50,985
‪小聲點

598
00:24:51,072 --> 00:24:53,032
‪我不想被她知道我們在講她

599
00:24:53,116 --> 00:24:54,826
‪訊息持續了13分鐘

600
00:24:56,203 --> 00:24:59,043
‪因為你要掛斷時大概按錯按鈕了

601
00:24:59,122 --> 00:25:02,462
‪對喔，它們很接近，我看到了

602
00:25:04,794 --> 00:25:07,214
‪好吧，謎底揭曉

603
00:25:07,297 --> 00:25:08,627
‪很高興誤會冰釋了

604
00:25:09,132 --> 00:25:11,262
‪貝絲，如果妳能把我的電話
‪標示得清楚點

605
00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:12,763
‪那我們以後就不會有問題了

606
00:25:14,304 --> 00:25:15,644
‪大家回去工作吧，可以嗎？

607
00:25:16,723 --> 00:25:18,063
‪你害我們難過得半死

608
00:25:18,141 --> 00:25:20,271
‪我好像因為奶油餡煎餅卷得了糖尿病

609
00:25:24,022 --> 00:25:28,572
‪你指控一個戰爭英雄是騙子

610
00:25:30,111 --> 00:25:31,861
‪這裡是怎麼回事？

611
00:25:31,947 --> 00:25:32,987
‪我來告訴妳

612
00:25:33,073 --> 00:25:34,533
‪查克一直在用妳的淋浴間

613
00:25:34,616 --> 00:25:37,036
‪-貝絲是雜貨小偷
‪-什麼？

614
00:25:37,118 --> 00:25:39,158
‪就算我的眼睛撞到堆高機

615
00:25:39,246 --> 00:25:42,036
‪也不代表我沒跟老鷹打過架

616
00:25:43,875 --> 00:25:45,625
‪掌擊！

617
00:25:50,090 --> 00:25:51,260
‪我想道歉

618
00:25:51,341 --> 00:25:54,091
‪我察覺是什麼以後，就不該繼續聽了

619
00:25:54,177 --> 00:25:57,057
‪這就像為了得到新單車
‪就偷看姊姊的日記一樣

620
00:25:57,722 --> 00:25:59,392
‪貝絲很愛講那個故事

621
00:26:00,392 --> 00:26:02,062
‪妳知道抽菸的其實是她吧？

622
00:26:02,143 --> 00:26:03,523
‪我其實沒有注意聽

623
00:26:04,896 --> 00:26:06,516
‪我只是不明白

624
00:26:06,606 --> 00:26:08,726
‪為什麼大家都愛我爸，卻討厭我

625
00:26:08,817 --> 00:26:10,277
‪沒人討厭妳

626
00:26:10,777 --> 00:26:13,107
‪有一封13分鐘的語音訊息可不同意

627
00:26:13,196 --> 00:26:15,366
‪我們不討厭妳
‪只是討厭妳做的每一件事而已

628
00:26:15,448 --> 00:26:16,578
‪但除此之外，妳都很棒

629
00:26:17,659 --> 00:26:19,369
‪好吧，跟你聊得很開心，謝謝

630
00:26:19,452 --> 00:26:21,912
‪聽著，妳是新來的，知道嗎？

631
00:26:21,997 --> 00:26:23,747
‪我們跟妳爸是老交情了

632
00:26:24,249 --> 00:26:27,209
‪而且當他僱人的時候
‪會把工作安心交給他們

633
00:26:27,294 --> 00:26:29,214
‪信賴是雙向的

634
00:26:29,296 --> 00:26:31,626
‪要是我爸有個主意
‪我敢說你也不會說

635
00:26:31,715 --> 00:26:34,925
‪“辦不到，那不是這裡做事的辦法

636
00:26:35,010 --> 00:26:37,720
‪我30年前在塔拉迪加贏過賽車”

637
00:26:37,804 --> 00:26:38,644
‪好吧

638
00:26:38,722 --> 00:26:41,392
‪我不確定妳是在模仿誰
‪不過其實是達靈頓

639
00:26:43,268 --> 00:26:46,348
‪聽著，妳的步調太快，就是這樣

640
00:26:46,438 --> 00:26:48,608
‪妳在一天內從甜甜圈變成甘藍片

641
00:26:48,690 --> 00:26:49,610
‪是喔

642
00:26:49,691 --> 00:26:50,531
‪我懂你的意思

643
00:26:50,609 --> 00:26:53,279
‪我知道你很擅長你的工作

644
00:26:53,361 --> 00:26:55,411
‪我知道我該更信任你，還有…

645
00:26:55,488 --> 00:26:57,618
‪艾德為什麼在指揮停站維修組？

646
00:26:57,699 --> 00:26:58,909
‪開什麼美國玩笑？

647
00:26:59,409 --> 00:27:00,869
‪我得去處理一下

648
00:27:00,952 --> 00:27:04,292
‪要是我發生萬一，就把一切交給查克

649
00:27:05,165 --> 00:27:07,535
‪再給貝絲1000元修她的雨水槽

650
00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:09,707
‪-凱文
‪-什麼事？

651
00:27:10,211 --> 00:27:11,381
‪我真的很好玩

652
00:27:13,298 --> 00:27:14,298
‪我相信

653
00:27:17,010 --> 00:27:18,800
‪艾德，我應該從一開始就說清楚

654
00:27:19,304 --> 00:27:21,514
‪你是個好人，但你被開除了

655
00:27:22,098 --> 00:27:23,598
‪你不屬於停站維修小組

656
00:27:23,683 --> 00:27:25,193
‪也不是停站維修組長

657
00:27:25,268 --> 00:27:27,268
‪你在這裡沒有任何職位

658
00:27:27,354 --> 00:27:28,614
‪你如果一定要打我

659
00:27:28,688 --> 00:27:30,518
‪就從這邊打，我才不會看到

660
00:27:31,358 --> 00:27:33,688
‪我現在知道傑瑞被我開除時的感受了

661
00:27:34,986 --> 00:27:36,026
‪你知道他去哪嗎？

662
00:27:36,112 --> 00:27:37,702
‪我們要在週五前把他找回來

663
00:27:38,281 --> 00:27:40,781
‪好吧，凱文，謝謝你對我這麼誠實

664
00:27:40,867 --> 00:27:42,197
‪我想從這次的經驗成長

665
00:27:42,285 --> 00:27:44,575
‪好，只要不是在這裡成長就好

666
00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:45,753
‪你沒必要講兩遍

667
00:27:46,665 --> 00:27:47,865
‪我講三遍了

668
00:27:51,002 --> 00:27:52,422
‪我不需要這份工作

669
00:27:52,504 --> 00:27:53,924
‪世界上有的是機會

670
00:27:54,005 --> 00:27:54,835
‪艾德！

671
00:27:55,548 --> 00:27:58,298
‪豪豬，我會掌擊你喔！

672
00:28:01,721 --> 00:28:02,931
‪王八蛋

673
00:28:03,682 --> 00:28:04,772
‪我沒事的眼睛啊

674
00:28:56,860 --> 00:28:59,820
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