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I cannot tell you
how disappointed I am in this team.
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Chuck, hand me my eye drops.
I'm dryin' out here.
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We talked about this.
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Hand me everything
until the patch comes off, okay?
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I'm workin' with one eye, Chuck. One eye!
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Okay, I never thought
one of you would betray me,
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so imagine my surprise
when I found out who it was.
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[dramatic music plays]
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[tools whirring]
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[engine revs]
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-12.47.
-Yeah, great stop, guys.
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-Wow. That was really fast.
-Yeah. That's how we do.
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Did we do everything? That was fast.
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[mutters]
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I think that was the last pit.
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-We're gonna make top ten.
-[Chuck and Kevin groan]
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-What are you doin'?
-What?
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You guys have some stupid superstition?
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-It's not superstition. It's science!
-Oh, you really kicked us in the jimmies.
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It's not too late. Cut your hair.
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I just spent two years growing out
breakup bangs. No one touches my hair.
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Just cut a piece! You gotta cut a piece.
This is unbelievable.
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What? No--
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-Wait. Wait. Where's the vibration?
-How bad is it?
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Wait, wait, wait. What's going on?
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Jake's car
is supposed to be attached to that.
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Science wins again. [sighs]
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"Nobody touches my hair."
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[quietly] So selfish.
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[theme music playing]
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{\an8}Morning, guys.
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{\an8}Hey. Why doesn't he have to wear
the new uniform?
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{\an8}Maybe he couldn't undo the button
and get the shirt over his head.
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{\an8}How do I put this delicately?
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{\an8}Uh, I'm the driver,
so I'm more important than you guys.
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{\an8}[chuckles] That is funny.
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{\an8}That's what the last driver said
before I fired him.
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{\an8}-I'll take a men's medium.
-Yeah. I think--
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{\an8}If rock-hard abs
make anyone uncomfortable, look away.
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{\an8}-Jake, what are you doing?
-Uh, crunches, mostly.
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{\an8}Um, I try to eat right.
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{\an8}Okay. Good morning.
Uh, everybody gather round.
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{\an8}You're all looking good in your new unis.
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{\an8}After yesterday's race,
we're back down to 27th in the standings,
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{\an8}but, on the bright side,
the wheel finished fourth,
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{\an8}so… good job, wheel.
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{\an8}Pretty cool seeing that flaming wheel
hop into the infield. Huh?
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{\an8}[chuckles] Looked like a shooting star.
I wanted to make a wish.
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{\an8}You know what that wish would be?
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{\an8}That wish would've been,
"I wish we had four wheels."
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{\an8}Well, on to more positive news.
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{\an8}Fake Steak is thrilled with the reaction
they're getting from Jake's commercial.
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{\an8}-[all murmur]
-Come on. Lay one on us, Jakey.
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{\an8}-I don't know.
-[Chuck] Come on, Jake.
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{\an8}Do your thing.
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{\an8}Yep.
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{\an8}-[Beth laughs]
-[all cheer]
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{\an8}I have a few other new, exciting upgrades
that I made around the office.
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{\an8}Starting today,
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{\an8}we are replacing all of our junk food
with healthier options.
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Huh. A tire fell off our car,
and donuts are our problem.
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Well, you haven't tried the new stuff.
It's delicious.
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[Kevin] Yeah. I'm sure
there's a perfectly good reason
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Catherine's making us eat, uh--
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Ooh. Seaweed strips? [chuckles]
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That was a bad pull.
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Uh… Ooh. Kale chips?
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Boy, it just gets worse from there.
There's not a good one in the bunch.
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Actually, studies have shown
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that eating healthier
dramatically increases productivity.
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Yeah. I read that in Bore Fest Magazine.
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I know change can be hard,
so to sweeten the pot,
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I've instituted
a new Employee of the Month program.
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Okay, so to motivate the team,
you made yourself Employee of the Month?
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Congratulations, Catherine. That's huge!
You haven't even been here a month.
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No, no.
I just put my picture in as an example.
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If I were eligible,
I would just glue this in here.
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Yeah. I'm sure
people will be just as impressed
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with my Employee of the Month plaque
as they are with my two Purple Hearts.
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I thought it was one.
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Did you fight another war
over the weekend?
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I fight that war every night, Kevin.
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All right,
I see you're not motivated by pride,
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so how about I throw in
a cash bonus of… $1,000.
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-[Jake] Oh, yeah!
-Yes. I can finally get my gutters fixed.
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Please tell me that's code for something.
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[chuckles] Nope.
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Do you realize how sad that sounds?
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-I do now.
-[Kevin] Yeah.
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You got a second?
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I know what you're gonna say. And, yes.
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If you make me Employee of the Month,
I will wet your beak.
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What does that even mean?
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That means if you give me $1,000,
I will kick you back $300.
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Five hundred.
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Congratulations.
That was a test, and you passed.
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So what are we gonna do about Ed?
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We can't keep a guy
who forgets to put a tire on.
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[sighs]
He didn't forget to put it on, all right?
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He… forgot to attach it to the car.
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I'm way ahead of you.
I was already planning on firing the guy.
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I'm just thinking about
the best way to do it.
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Crazy thought. Um, just walk up to him
and say he's fired.
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I find it helps if you bite the inside
of your mouth so you don't smile.
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Okay, here's the thing.
I hired Ed because he's very strong
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and he can throw around
heavy things really fast.
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I'm a heavy thing.
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[rock music playing]
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Hey, Ed.
This where you, uh… eat lunch? Whoa.
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What you got going on there?
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Uh, this is Waldo.
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He's a little sad today.
Pepper didn't come home last night.
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Yeah. I, uh,
think I might have seen Pepper
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on the side of the road, "sleeping."
You know what I'm saying?
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Listen, I wanted to talk to you
about what happened on Sunday.
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That was totally on me.
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Yeah, well,
you know what's gotta happen now, right?
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Yep.
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I'm gonna finish lunch,
get back in there, and be better.
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Hmm, that's not what I'm sayin'.
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I'm sayin',
I think your future's less in there
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and it's… it's… it's more out there,
kind of with… with Pepper.
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[chuckles] Well, that's the dream.
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Let me be very clear,
but not in a way that angers you.
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-It's time to leave Bobby Spencer Racing.
-What?
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Catherine was very adamant,
and if you're upset about it
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and wanna take it out on something,
that's her car.
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It's the red one. Go crazy.
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-I just want us to be cool. You know?
-Yeah, we're good.
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-[Kevin] Okay.
-Okay?
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I'll pack up my stuff
and get outta here, man.
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Okay. How about a fist bump
on the non-porcupine-saliva hand?
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-They're both saliva hands. Bring it in.
-Okay. In I go.
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That's rabies on the jacket.
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[on speaker] Hi. You've reached
the voicemail of Catherine Spencer,
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president and CEO of Bobby Spencer Racing.
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But enough about me.
Tell me about you. After the beep.
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[line beeps]
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Hey. I just wanted to let you know
I, uh, handled the Ed situation.
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Uh, I was kind but firm.
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Just like I am with the ladies.
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I was just joking there. Um…
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Not how I am with ladies.
I'm always kind with them.
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You know, it's, uh--
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Ugh. Not that I need
to let you know how I treat ladies.
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It's not like I'm hitting on you.
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Not that there's anything
wrong with you. Uh…
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You seem like
a perfectly serviceable woman.
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Anyway, uh, Kevin said he fired Ed.
This is Amir. Goodbye.
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Kevin, we have got to do something
about Catherine.
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Hey. Shh. I don't want her to know
we're talking about her, okay?
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Now she's definitely gonna know.
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People close blinds all the time.
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Why'd you close the blinds?
Who are you talking about?
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Catherine.
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Ugh! There's literally
nothing to eat out there.
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I've been licking Advil
for the sugar coating.
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And am I the only one
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who's concerned about the security cameras
she put everywhere?
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I don't need the government
watching everything I do.
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I'm sure the CIA
wants to watch you trim your toenails
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by the loading dock.
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-Yeah, we see you.
-Okay. Okay.
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I forgot. Are blinds closed
"don't come in" or "do come in"?
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I got it wrong once with my parents.
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Come on. Come on in. Come in.
We're complaining about Catherine.
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[sighs] I know. Right?
These shirts are the worst.
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I don't care about the shirts.
I just miss Bobby.
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He'd visit my desk, ask how I was doing.
He'd bring me cannolis on my birthday.
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He'd always ask me
if I wanted to go golfing.
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I'd remind him I don't golf. [laughs]
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Oh, we would laugh.
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The bottom line is, I used to look forward
to coming to work and seeing Bobby.
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Now I just hope
I don't run into Catherine.
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You're the boss, Kevin.
You gotta fix this.
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Okay, listen.
She's the worst, okay? But what can we do?
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I tried to quit last week.
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There's nothing out there. [sighs]
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We just gotta make the best of it,
all right?
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Think of this as war, all right?
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Our best odds of getting home
in one piece is to stick together.
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Actually, your best odds
are to shoot yourself in the calf
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and scream for a medic.
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So, just to be clear,
you've earned no Purple Hearts.
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Jake, did you notice the front end
tightened up more when we put more wedge--
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-Is that a real donut?
-Uh-huh. There's a whole box. Grab one.
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No, no, no. Catherine said
she doesn't want us to eat this.
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This could be a trap.
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Oh, cannolis?
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Nope.
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Nope.
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-Uh-uh.
-What are you doing?
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Checking for jelly.
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Money. [smacks lips]
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Why don't you do what the rest of us do?
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Guess, and when you're wrong,
choke down something you hate.
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Just keep pushing it down.
Bite after bite.
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And hope it gets better.
But why should it? Nothing's gonna change.
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You know, if you ever decide to go off,
you'll tell ol' Chuck first, right?
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Morning.
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-Oh! You all right?
-What happened?
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Yeah. No, no, I'm fine.
Everybody's fine, thanks to me.
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[sighs]
Neighbor's cat got stuck up in a tree.
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Way up there. It was crying.
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And I saw this white-tailed hawk
just circling, so I--
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I said, "Know what? Not today, hawk."
And I just shimmied up there.
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00:10:11,944 --> 00:10:16,074
What, what? Hold on, Kevin.
Since when do you shimmy up anything?
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When a cat is in danger
and my adrenaline is flowin', okay?
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I can shimmy whenever I want.
The point is, the hawk came at me.
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I went to throw a palm strike to it.
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It dodged the palm strike,
got in close, tried to peck me.
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I grabbed it,
whipping it around, feathers everywhere.
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Threw it out.
On the way down, talon, right to the eye.
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You punched a hawk and then got donuts?
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You're like a cop but in the sky.
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I didn't get donuts.
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If you didn't get 'em, then who did?
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Oh, no. This is a trap.
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Morning.
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Oh, no.
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Yeah, I'm okay. Don't worry about it.
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It's the hawk
who's in trouble. Big trouble.
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Featherless hawk,
floating around somewhere now.
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Amir! Try a cannoli.
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00:11:02,036 --> 00:11:04,706
Yeah, Amir. Try a cannoli.
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[muffled] Thank you.
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I thought
you didn't want us eating anything good?
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Ah, I reconsidered.
I do have a fun side, you know.
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00:11:24,308 --> 00:11:28,938
-I can see by the way you're telling us.
-Hey. Sorry I'm late. I had a morning.
230
00:11:29,021 --> 00:11:30,561
-And so did you.
-Yeah.
231
00:11:30,648 --> 00:11:32,898
Kevin's pretending
he saw a white-tailed hawk
232
00:11:32,983 --> 00:11:35,573
1,000 miles from its natural habitat.
233
00:11:35,653 --> 00:11:37,153
Work on your lies, Kevin.
234
00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:41,030
I'm sorry I'm not in my shirt.
235
00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:42,577
I spilled coffee on my uniform,
236
00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:45,000
and this was the only clean thing
in my car.
237
00:11:45,079 --> 00:11:47,869
My grandma bought it for me
for our bingo Tuesdays.
238
00:11:47,957 --> 00:11:49,877
And before you make any jokes, she's dead.
239
00:11:51,585 --> 00:11:52,995
Relax. I love that.
240
00:11:53,087 --> 00:11:56,047
On weekends, you'll often find me wearing
my "Rosé All Day" shirt. [chuckles]
241
00:11:56,132 --> 00:11:57,802
[chuckling] Oh, cut loose.
242
00:11:59,885 --> 00:12:01,545
Besides, I've been thinking,
243
00:12:01,637 --> 00:12:03,637
we're all in uniform
when we're at the track.
244
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:06,313
Nothing wrong with showing personality
around the office.
245
00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:09,272
Question. Uh, is shirtless a personality?
246
00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:13,189
If it was, I'd be life of the party.
247
00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:16,527
[shaver buzzing]
248
00:12:17,111 --> 00:12:20,611
Hey. Did you notice how Catherine
brought in donuts this morning?
249
00:12:20,698 --> 00:12:21,528
Oh, boy.
250
00:12:21,615 --> 00:12:24,865
We have officially run out
of interesting things to talk about.
251
00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:26,998
No, no, no. Hear me out.
252
00:12:27,121 --> 00:12:29,581
The other day, everybody's bitching
about all the changes,
253
00:12:29,665 --> 00:12:31,205
and today, what? She's undoing them?
254
00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:35,052
'Cause I'm okay if we just sit here
and cut each other's hair in silence.
255
00:12:35,921 --> 00:12:37,921
Like… like… like the cannolis.
256
00:12:38,007 --> 00:12:39,877
Amir mentioned those in private.
257
00:12:39,967 --> 00:12:41,507
How did she know about those?
258
00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:42,554
-Uh…
-Well, you're done.
259
00:12:42,636 --> 00:12:44,096
Huh. That is a little weird.
260
00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:45,810
Then you didn't talk to her?
261
00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:48,600
No. Which means somebody in that room did.
262
00:12:48,684 --> 00:12:49,524
Huh.
263
00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:52,732
And after you told all of us
that we had to stick together?
264
00:12:52,813 --> 00:12:54,063
I… I don't know, Kevin.
265
00:12:54,148 --> 00:12:56,528
Maybe someone did it
to become Employee of the Month.
266
00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:57,569
Get that 1,000 bucks.
267
00:12:57,651 --> 00:12:59,241
That is a solid motive.
268
00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:00,950
I've done more for less.
269
00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:04,278
-Could be any one of them too.
-[shaver buzzing]
270
00:13:04,366 --> 00:13:05,946
-I mean, Amir's weak.
-[Chuck] Mm.
271
00:13:06,035 --> 00:13:08,405
Catherine would crack him open
like a pistachio.
272
00:13:08,496 --> 00:13:11,616
Yeah, and you could trick Jake
with a ball of string.
273
00:13:13,083 --> 00:13:15,753
And Beth, Beth's a woman,
and Catherine's a woman.
274
00:13:15,836 --> 00:13:17,376
-[Chuck] Mm-hmm.
-Know what I'm saying?
275
00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:19,513
-Woman and woman. Oh! Here she comes.
-Yeah.
276
00:13:19,590 --> 00:13:21,970
Uh… they would go to the House,
and they would vote on it,
277
00:13:22,051 --> 00:13:23,681
and then it goes to the Senate--
278
00:13:23,761 --> 00:13:25,261
-You don't want it vetoed--
-Right.
279
00:13:25,346 --> 00:13:27,716
-Hey, Catherine. How you doing?
-Oh.
280
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:30,057
Cutting your hair by the food.
I am cool with that.
281
00:13:31,393 --> 00:13:34,813
Hey, Kevin. While I've got you,
remember how you fired Ed yesterday?
282
00:13:34,897 --> 00:13:39,187
Yeah. Ugly part of the job,
but sometimes you gotta drop the hammer.
283
00:13:39,276 --> 00:13:41,486
That's why I'm… I'm the arm of justice.
284
00:13:41,570 --> 00:13:43,570
Who's that carrying the tire?
285
00:13:46,075 --> 00:13:47,535
[quietly] That would be Ed.
286
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:52,248
All right. I'll finish you up later.
Go get 'em, hammer.
287
00:13:53,707 --> 00:13:55,287
[rock music playing]
288
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:58,170
Ed, could I, uh, talk to you for a second?
289
00:13:58,254 --> 00:13:59,554
What's up, boss?
290
00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:01,760
Sweet patch. I had one once.
291
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:02,681
Oh.
292
00:14:02,758 --> 00:14:04,968
-How'd you get injured?
-That's a little personal.
293
00:14:06,804 --> 00:14:08,604
I'm kinda surprised to see you here.
294
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:11,061
You remember when
you were gonna pack up everything
295
00:14:11,141 --> 00:14:12,811
and you said you were headin' home?
296
00:14:12,893 --> 00:14:16,653
Yeah. I… That day off was good for me.
Gave me a chance to get my mind right.
297
00:14:16,730 --> 00:14:17,860
Right, yeah.
298
00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:23,150
Look, look. This is on me, but I think
your days as a tire changer are over.
299
00:14:23,237 --> 00:14:24,407
What do you mean?
300
00:14:24,488 --> 00:14:26,368
Well, maybe it's time for a new challenge.
301
00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:28,488
Is there something else
you've always wanted to do?
302
00:14:29,076 --> 00:14:31,906
I wanted to draw Garfield,
but turns out they got a guy.
303
00:14:32,913 --> 00:14:36,883
Okay. Well, until that guy dies,
any other career goals?
304
00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:40,749
[sighs] Well, I've always wanted to be
305
00:14:41,463 --> 00:14:43,513
a pit chief. Like Jerry.
306
00:14:44,174 --> 00:14:46,684
Well, there you go.
And I think you would be great at it.
307
00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:48,550
But I think we can both understand
308
00:14:48,637 --> 00:14:51,177
that you're not
a tire changer here anymore.
309
00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:52,215
I'm not?
310
00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:55,228
No. And that's comin'
straight from the boss, Catherine.
311
00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:57,231
That's her office right there, by the way.
312
00:14:57,313 --> 00:15:00,983
[scoffs] All right, Kevin. Uh, thanks.
I appreciate the push.
313
00:15:01,066 --> 00:15:02,526
You got it. All right.
314
00:15:03,694 --> 00:15:04,534
Much love.
315
00:15:09,491 --> 00:15:10,531
Jerry.
316
00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:13,703
Got some bad news for you.
Kevin just promoted me. You're out.
317
00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:20,785
[engine idling]
318
00:15:20,878 --> 00:15:22,048
Ah, nice work, Chuck.
319
00:15:22,129 --> 00:15:23,549
Ah. That's what I do.
320
00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:27,261
You know an engine's runnin' smooth
when it makes your fillings rattle.
321
00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:28,513
I fixed the engine.
322
00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:31,434
-Amir, don't do it, man. You look petty.
-No.
323
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,141
This always happens.
324
00:15:33,223 --> 00:15:36,813
Would it kill you to once say, "Great job.
You should be Employee of the Month"?
325
00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:38,444
-You hear that, Chuck?
-[Chuck] Mm-hmm.
326
00:15:38,896 --> 00:15:41,266
-He wants to be Employee of the Month.
-Interesting.
327
00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:43,527
So you're hurtin' for cash.
328
00:15:45,152 --> 00:15:47,072
I hit eBay on Ambien last night.
329
00:15:47,154 --> 00:15:49,624
There's a good chance
I bought Pat Sajak's sweater.
330
00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:53,736
I don't know if he wore it or signed it,
but it's coming Thursday after 3:00.
331
00:15:53,827 --> 00:15:56,327
By the way,
I might have to leave early Thursday.
332
00:15:56,413 --> 00:15:57,963
Uh, I have a doctor's appointment.
333
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:00,705
Okay.
334
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:01,713
Hey, what is this?
335
00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:04,131
Catherine said we could wear what we want.
336
00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:06,303
You look like a four-year-old
in a pumpkin patch.
337
00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:11,511
Trust me,
urban rural is the next big thing.
338
00:16:11,595 --> 00:16:13,175
Six months, you'll all be wearing these.
339
00:16:13,263 --> 00:16:16,933
So you really hated wearing
that uniform, huh?
340
00:16:17,017 --> 00:16:19,687
You would have done anything
to get out of it.
341
00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:22,860
-Ah! Here are my favorite people.
-Where?
342
00:16:23,607 --> 00:16:24,437
Oh, us?
343
00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:26,489
You're so funny, Amir.
344
00:16:26,568 --> 00:16:27,698
Mm, he's really not.
345
00:16:27,778 --> 00:16:30,448
-[gasps] Wow.
-Too much?
346
00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:31,781
Maybe not enough.
347
00:16:31,865 --> 00:16:34,155
-Uh… love it.
-Thank you.
348
00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:39,495
Oh! And happy belated birthday, Amir.
349
00:16:39,581 --> 00:16:42,001
I was looking in your file
and noticed you're a fellow Taurus.
350
00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:43,924
Two bulls. Hope we don't lock horns.
[chuckles]
351
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:47,673
Oh, I don't believe in astrology.
We Tauruses are very skeptical.
352
00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:51,428
Oh, and I couldn't find
your personnel file.
353
00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:53,430
Uh, and you won't find my photo either.
354
00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:55,352
-There was a fire.
-When?
355
00:16:55,431 --> 00:16:57,981
Right after your dad
made a personnel file for Chuck.
356
00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:02,808
Message received.
I'll let you all get back to your jobs.
357
00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:06,526
And you're coming up September 7th.
I was thinking ice cream cake and karaoke.
358
00:17:06,608 --> 00:17:08,898
What do you say, Kev?
How's your J.Lo and Ja Rule?
359
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:11,279
I… I never named them,
360
00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:14,453
but since I switched
to boxers, they're fine, I guess.
361
00:17:21,081 --> 00:17:22,621
-What?
-What did you say?
362
00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:26,705
All right, I'm gonna go process this.
363
00:17:28,672 --> 00:17:31,382
Literally everything
we talked about, she knew.
364
00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:32,927
The food, the uniforms,
365
00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:35,470
the fact that she's not fun,
that she didn't know our birthdays.
366
00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:37,604
So, what?
She knows what we think about her.
367
00:17:37,681 --> 00:17:39,311
I mean, maybe it's a good thing.
368
00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:40,641
Okay, that's not the point.
369
00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:43,266
Someone in our inner circle
is feeding her information.
370
00:17:43,353 --> 00:17:45,613
-Who?
-I can't figure it out.
371
00:17:45,689 --> 00:17:47,939
And it's killin' me
that it's any one of them.
372
00:17:48,025 --> 00:17:51,145
I mean, Jake is like a son to me.
Chuck is like a brother.
373
00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:54,866
Amir is like that guy who marries
into your family, and you're like,
374
00:17:54,948 --> 00:17:57,028
"Well, I guess
he'll probably be nice to her."
375
00:17:58,035 --> 00:18:00,655
We're a family.
I gotta know who I can trust.
376
00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:02,793
Who am I in this family?
377
00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:03,873
You're the mom.
378
00:18:03,957 --> 00:18:04,787
I'm your mom?
379
00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:06,585
No. I'm the dad.
380
00:18:06,668 --> 00:18:08,548
-So we're married?
-No. I don't know.
381
00:18:08,629 --> 00:18:12,089
My first wife died
in a farming accident, and… [sighs]
382
00:18:12,174 --> 00:18:15,224
…I needed someone to raise the kids,
and I met you at church.
383
00:18:15,302 --> 00:18:17,302
I felt bad for you
'cause all you had was the piano.
384
00:18:19,556 --> 00:18:22,096
-Saw the blinds. What's going on?
-Look, we got a problem.
385
00:18:22,184 --> 00:18:24,394
Is Ryan Blaney wearing overalls?
'Cause I did it first!
386
00:18:24,478 --> 00:18:25,938
No. He's still dressed like a man.
387
00:18:26,021 --> 00:18:28,821
Listen, what we say in here is sacred.
388
00:18:28,899 --> 00:18:31,689
Now, I know one of you is talking
to Catherine, okay?
389
00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:33,107
Now, I'm not mad.
390
00:18:33,195 --> 00:18:36,655
But just understand this.
I can forgive you, we're friends,
391
00:18:36,740 --> 00:18:39,030
but you need to admit it
so we can move on.
392
00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:43,576
[sighs] I'm gonna respect
whoever steps forward,
393
00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:44,504
I promise.
394
00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:46,751
Really.
395
00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:50,504
Kevin, maybe all of the stuff
that she's done is just a coincidence.
396
00:18:50,587 --> 00:18:52,797
Oh, Beth, Beth,
Beth, Beth, Beth, Beth, Beth.
397
00:18:52,881 --> 00:18:54,471
How is the weather in Simpletown?
398
00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:58,184
I don't know. I only go to visit you.
399
00:18:58,679 --> 00:19:01,469
Oh, listen to me.
This is not a joke, all right?
400
00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:03,057
She knew about Amir's birthday.
401
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:06,312
-Nobody cares about Amir's birthday.
-I don't even care about it.
402
00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:08,225
If you don't fess up,
we'll do it the hard way.
403
00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:09,903
Amir, can you get into security footage?
404
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:12,032
I didn't set it up.
I don't have the password.
405
00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:14,607
I'm in. It was "password."
406
00:19:15,445 --> 00:19:18,025
Look for anything suspicious.
Anybody talking to Catherine.
407
00:19:18,115 --> 00:19:21,075
Okay. End of the day, everyone's leaving.
408
00:19:21,785 --> 00:19:23,575
Wait. Hold up. Beth went back in.
409
00:19:23,662 --> 00:19:26,372
This is stupid. Turning on each other,
it's not gonna help.
410
00:19:26,456 --> 00:19:28,456
No, no. You lost your chance to talk.
411
00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:31,462
And to think, I was gonna let you raise
my imaginary children.
412
00:19:31,545 --> 00:19:33,295
I didn't talk to Catherine.
413
00:19:33,380 --> 00:19:35,920
-Then what did you do?
-I wanted a yogurt.
414
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:37,508
{\an8}Is that a crime?
415
00:19:40,971 --> 00:19:42,601
And a banana.
416
00:19:46,059 --> 00:19:47,939
{\an8}[Chuck] Four rolls of paper towels?
417
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:50,940
-You just took all the string cheese.
-It was expiring the next day.
418
00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:54,533
[chuckles] You're welcome.
I don't have time to shop.
419
00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:56,780
I've been doing it for years.
It's built into the budget.
420
00:19:57,863 --> 00:19:59,283
Okay. Hold on.
421
00:19:59,781 --> 00:20:02,121
{\an8}Chuck's leaving Catherine's office
wearing a bathrobe?
422
00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:04,745
-I trusted you.
-Dude!
423
00:20:04,828 --> 00:20:05,948
Put that away.
424
00:20:06,788 --> 00:20:10,418
My house is gettin' work done.
I've been staying here.
425
00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:13,880
The hardest part
is hiding from Beth when she's shopping.
426
00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:17,423
Why take a shower in her office?
There's a shower at the gym.
427
00:20:17,507 --> 00:20:21,547
Hers is handheld,
so I can get my undercarriage.
428
00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:23,224
Man-- Just keep going.
429
00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:26,975
I can't believe that any of you
would think that I'm a narc.
430
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:30,019
Okay. Oh! Kevin's doing something weird.
431
00:20:30,103 --> 00:20:33,023
That's not weird. I'm taking out
the recycling. Keep moving forward.
432
00:20:33,106 --> 00:20:36,186
You don't recycle. You always throw it
in the regular trash and say,
433
00:20:36,276 --> 00:20:38,276
"You don't have kids,
it's not your problem."
434
00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:41,239
Yeah. And if my dirty little secrets
are getting spilled,
435
00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:42,743
I wanna know what he's doing.
436
00:20:44,117 --> 00:20:46,037
{\an8}[Beth] Are those porcupines?
437
00:20:46,119 --> 00:20:49,209
{\an8}[Kevin] I was worried about Waldo
and Pepper after I fired Ed. Okay?
438
00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:50,995
[Chuck] Mm-hmm.
439
00:20:53,627 --> 00:20:55,957
{\an8}[Kevin] All right, turn it off.
Turn it off.
440
00:20:56,838 --> 00:20:59,258
{\an8}Okay. We don't need to watch this.
Turn it off.
441
00:21:01,134 --> 00:21:03,934
A white-tailed hawk in Charlotte.
442
00:21:04,012 --> 00:21:05,722
You should be ashamed of yourself!
443
00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:06,966
It may not be on the tape,
444
00:21:07,057 --> 00:21:09,017
but I know one of you
is talking to Catherine. Who?
445
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:11,521
Come on, Amir. You know it was you.
446
00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:12,903
It wasn't me.
447
00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:15,860
Lying gives me hives,
and I have a normal amount right now.
448
00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:18,991
What about the guy who was so eager
to get out of his uniform
449
00:21:19,069 --> 00:21:21,699
so he could dress up like an extra
from a Kid Rock video?
450
00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:24,160
Jake, you have something
you wanna share with us?
451
00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:26,990
I'm not 100% sure
what we're talking about.
452
00:21:28,245 --> 00:21:29,445
One of you is a traitor.
453
00:21:29,538 --> 00:21:32,538
Why does it have to be one of us?
Why couldn't it be you?
454
00:21:32,624 --> 00:21:33,964
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
455
00:21:34,042 --> 00:21:35,502
No, don't apologize. He's right.
456
00:21:35,585 --> 00:21:39,045
Maybe you're accusing us
so none of us think it's you.
457
00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:41,925
You picked a real bad time
to get smart, Jake.
458
00:21:42,592 --> 00:21:45,262
Yeah. I'm with him.
459
00:21:45,345 --> 00:21:48,465
I bet you staged that little run-in
with the porcupines
460
00:21:48,557 --> 00:21:50,387
to throw us off the scent.
461
00:21:50,475 --> 00:21:52,765
And I don't think
there's anything wrong with your house.
462
00:21:52,853 --> 00:21:55,313
-What do you think about that?
-How dare you!
463
00:21:55,397 --> 00:21:59,067
-[all shouting]
-[Beth] Stop it! Enough!
464
00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:00,941
-Enough! Enough!
-I love string cheese!
465
00:22:01,028 --> 00:22:05,278
What? We are turning on each other
for no good reason. We are friends.
466
00:22:05,365 --> 00:22:07,775
Who cares if someone
accidentally said something
467
00:22:07,868 --> 00:22:09,698
in conversation to Catherine?
468
00:22:09,786 --> 00:22:11,366
So, you're admitting it!
469
00:22:11,455 --> 00:22:15,125
No. You are unbelievable!
I am not doing this!
470
00:22:18,795 --> 00:22:19,665
Can I leave too?
471
00:22:19,755 --> 00:22:23,175
What? You wanna run out, tell Catherine
about the conversation we just had?
472
00:22:23,258 --> 00:22:25,338
[whimpering] Okay. Full-blown hives.
473
00:22:25,427 --> 00:22:27,177
Oh! He said he gets hives when he's lying.
474
00:22:27,262 --> 00:22:29,812
I lied. Everything gives me hives!
475
00:22:30,557 --> 00:22:32,057
[rock music playing]
476
00:22:32,559 --> 00:22:34,769
-We need to talk.
-Yes, we do.
477
00:22:34,853 --> 00:22:39,443
I think someone's using my shower
and they are ripping through my body wash.
478
00:22:40,609 --> 00:22:41,939
That is weird.
479
00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:46,067
Anyway, I wanna tell you a little story.
480
00:22:46,156 --> 00:22:48,076
Okay. But don't be offended
if you see me texting.
481
00:22:48,158 --> 00:22:51,868
It's just me telling a friend,
"Wow. I am hearing the best story."
482
00:22:52,496 --> 00:22:56,246
When I was 12,
I read my older sister's diary,
483
00:22:56,333 --> 00:22:58,343
and I found out
she was smoking cigarettes.
484
00:22:58,418 --> 00:22:59,498
I didn't know what to do.
485
00:22:59,586 --> 00:23:04,166
Should I tell on her and lose her trust,
or should I stay loyal to my sister?
486
00:23:04,674 --> 00:23:06,014
So worried about it.
487
00:23:06,093 --> 00:23:08,723
Wish I'd never read the stupid thing
in the first place.
488
00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:10,261
I told on her.
489
00:23:10,347 --> 00:23:11,807
My parents gave me a bike.
490
00:23:12,933 --> 00:23:15,643
But… our relationship was never the same.
491
00:23:16,144 --> 00:23:19,064
I am so glad you shared that with me.
492
00:23:19,147 --> 00:23:20,567
Thank you for stopping by.
493
00:23:21,566 --> 00:23:23,686
My point is,
if someone's trying to suck up to you
494
00:23:23,777 --> 00:23:26,067
by spilling dirt on the rest of us,
495
00:23:26,154 --> 00:23:27,664
it's not good for morale.
496
00:23:27,739 --> 00:23:29,159
No one's trying to suck up.
497
00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:32,241
We know someone told you
all of our complaints.
498
00:23:32,327 --> 00:23:36,247
So, you're all angry that I gave you back
the stuff that you were mad I took away?
499
00:23:38,208 --> 00:23:39,038
Yes.
500
00:23:40,210 --> 00:23:44,090
So, if you just tell me who,
I can restore order back to the garage.
501
00:23:44,172 --> 00:23:45,632
I haven't talked to anyone.
502
00:23:45,715 --> 00:23:48,045
[sighs] Then how do you know what we said?
503
00:23:49,261 --> 00:23:51,971
Chuck, hand me my eye drops.
I'm dryin' out here.
504
00:23:57,477 --> 00:23:58,307
We talked about this.
505
00:23:58,395 --> 00:24:01,725
Hand me everything
until the patch comes off, okay?
506
00:24:01,815 --> 00:24:03,975
I'm workin' with one eye, Chuck. One eye!
507
00:24:05,485 --> 00:24:08,025
Okay, I never thought
one of you would betray me,
508
00:24:08,113 --> 00:24:11,163
so imagine my surprise
when I found out who it was.
509
00:24:11,658 --> 00:24:12,988
All of you.
510
00:24:13,827 --> 00:24:15,697
I did not see that coming.
511
00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:18,708
I am alone on an island,
512
00:24:18,790 --> 00:24:21,500
and I don't even have a volleyball
to talk to.
513
00:24:23,670 --> 00:24:25,260
I don't care if you're innocent.
514
00:24:25,338 --> 00:24:27,878
You're all guilty
because you're covering up for someone.
515
00:24:27,966 --> 00:24:29,296
You're all dead to me.
516
00:24:29,801 --> 00:24:32,261
Oh, Beth and Catherine, how convenient.
517
00:24:32,345 --> 00:24:34,215
Forget everything I said. It was Beth.
518
00:24:36,099 --> 00:24:38,269
Actually, Kevin, I know who the mole is.
519
00:24:38,852 --> 00:24:40,902
This was on my voicemail yesterday.
520
00:24:40,979 --> 00:24:43,439
[Kevin on phone] …you seem
like a perfectly serviceable woman.
521
00:24:43,523 --> 00:24:47,243
Anyway, uh, Kevin said he fired Ed.
This is Amir. Goodbye.
522
00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:50,159
[Chuck] Kevin, we have got to do something
about Catherine.
523
00:24:50,238 --> 00:24:53,028
[Kevin] Hey. Shh. I don't want her to know
we're talking about her, okay?
524
00:24:53,116 --> 00:24:55,196
The message goes on for 13 minutes.
525
00:24:56,203 --> 00:24:59,043
Because you probably hit
the wrong button to hang up.
526
00:24:59,122 --> 00:25:02,832
Oh, yeah. They're very close together.
I see that right there.
527
00:25:04,794 --> 00:25:07,214
Okay. Well, mystery solved.
528
00:25:07,297 --> 00:25:08,547
Glad we fixed that,
529
00:25:08,632 --> 00:25:11,262
and Beth, if you could label
my phone buttons a little better,
530
00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:13,053
we'll be okay for the future.
531
00:25:14,304 --> 00:25:16,224
Let's get back to work. What do you say?
532
00:25:16,723 --> 00:25:18,143
You put us through hell.
533
00:25:18,225 --> 00:25:20,725
I think I got diabetes
from those cannolis.
534
00:25:24,022 --> 00:25:28,572
You accused a military hero
of being a liar.
535
00:25:30,111 --> 00:25:32,991
-Wait, what has been going on down here?
-I'll tell you what.
536
00:25:33,073 --> 00:25:34,533
Chuck's been using your shower.
537
00:25:34,616 --> 00:25:37,036
-And Beth's a dirty grocery thief.
-What?
538
00:25:37,118 --> 00:25:39,198
Yeah. And just because I hit my eye
on a forklift
539
00:25:39,287 --> 00:25:42,037
doesn't mean
I didn't battle a freakin' hawk.
540
00:25:43,875 --> 00:25:45,625
Palm strike!
541
00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:50,006
[rock music playing]
542
00:25:50,090 --> 00:25:51,260
I want to apologize.
543
00:25:51,341 --> 00:25:54,221
Once I realized what was on the voicemail,
I shouldn't have kept listening.
544
00:25:54,302 --> 00:25:57,722
It's like reading your sister's diary
just to get a new bike.
545
00:25:57,806 --> 00:26:02,056
Oh, Beth loves tellin' that story.
You know she's the smoker in there, right?
546
00:26:02,143 --> 00:26:04,813
Eh,
I wasn't really paying attention. [sighs]
547
00:26:04,896 --> 00:26:08,726
I… I just don't understand
why everyone loved my dad and hates me.
548
00:26:08,817 --> 00:26:10,277
[sighs] Nobody hates you.
549
00:26:10,777 --> 00:26:13,027
Well, there's
a 13-minute voicemail that says otherwise.
550
00:26:13,113 --> 00:26:15,413
We don't hate you.
We hate all you do and the way you do it.
551
00:26:15,490 --> 00:26:17,160
That's all.
Other than that, you're golden.
552
00:26:17,784 --> 00:26:19,374
All right. Good talk. Thanks.
553
00:26:19,452 --> 00:26:21,912
Look, you're new here, okay?
554
00:26:21,997 --> 00:26:24,167
I mean, we have a history with your dad.
555
00:26:24,249 --> 00:26:27,209
When he would hire somebody,
he would trust them to do their jobs.
556
00:26:27,294 --> 00:26:29,214
Yeah. Well, that's a two-way street.
557
00:26:29,296 --> 00:26:31,626
If my dad had an idea,
I bet you wouldn't have said,
558
00:26:31,715 --> 00:26:32,795
"Well, that's impossible,
559
00:26:32,882 --> 00:26:34,932
and that's not the way
we do things around here."
560
00:26:35,010 --> 00:26:37,720
And, "I won a race
30 years ago at Talladega."
561
00:26:37,804 --> 00:26:38,644
Okay.
562
00:26:38,722 --> 00:26:41,982
I'm not sure who that's an impression of.
And it was Darlington.
563
00:26:43,268 --> 00:26:45,688
Look, you're just moving too fast.
564
00:26:45,770 --> 00:26:48,610
That's it. You went from donuts
to kale chips in one day.
565
00:26:48,690 --> 00:26:49,610
Yeah.
566
00:26:49,691 --> 00:26:53,281
I hear you.
And I know you're great at your job.
567
00:26:53,361 --> 00:26:55,411
And I know I should trust you more and--
568
00:26:55,488 --> 00:26:57,618
Why is Ed telling the rest
of the pit crew what to do?
569
00:26:57,699 --> 00:27:00,869
You gotta be kidding me.
I'll take care of it.
570
00:27:00,952 --> 00:27:03,962
Look, if anything happens to me,
just give everything to Chuck. All right?
571
00:27:04,039 --> 00:27:07,539
And… throw $1,000
to Beth to let her fix her gutters.
572
00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:09,707
-Kevin?
-Yeah.
573
00:27:10,211 --> 00:27:11,381
I really am fun.
574
00:27:13,298 --> 00:27:14,298
I'm sure you are.
575
00:27:17,010 --> 00:27:18,890
I should have been very clear
from the start.
576
00:27:19,387 --> 00:27:21,507
You're a great guy, but you're fired.
577
00:27:21,598 --> 00:27:25,188
All right? You're not on the pit crew.
You're not the pit chief.
578
00:27:25,268 --> 00:27:27,268
You don't work here in any capacity.
579
00:27:27,354 --> 00:27:28,614
If you need to hit me,
580
00:27:28,688 --> 00:27:31,268
just do it from this side
so I don't see it coming. Okay?
581
00:27:31,358 --> 00:27:34,108
Now I know how Jerry felt
when I had to fire him.
582
00:27:35,028 --> 00:27:37,698
Do you know where he went?
We need him back here by Friday.
583
00:27:37,781 --> 00:27:40,701
All right, Kevin. Thanks for,
you know, being straight with me.
584
00:27:40,784 --> 00:27:42,204
I'm gonna try to grow from this.
585
00:27:42,285 --> 00:27:44,575
Okay.
We realize it's not gonna be here, right?
586
00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:46,503
You don't have to tell me twice.
587
00:27:46,581 --> 00:27:48,331
Actually, I told you three times.
588
00:27:51,002 --> 00:27:54,012
[Ed] I don't need this job.
Whole world of opportunity out there.
589
00:27:54,089 --> 00:27:55,469
[Kevin] Ed! Ed!
590
00:27:55,548 --> 00:27:58,298
-[porcupine chitters]
-Porcupine, I will palm strike you!
591
00:27:58,385 --> 00:27:59,385
[thuds loudly]
592
00:28:01,721 --> 00:28:02,931
[weakly] Son of a bitch.
593
00:28:03,682 --> 00:28:04,772
My good eye.
594
00:28:06,685 --> 00:28:09,645
[theme music playing]