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<i>Oh, hey.</i>

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<i>-What happened this morning?</i>
<i>-[groans] What didn't?</i>

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<i>I woke up,</i>
<i>I had a massive cramp in my foot,</i>

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<i>so I hobbled downstairs to get a banana,</i>

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<i>and I stubbed the toe on my other foot.</i>

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<i>Literally, it's a miracle I'm here.</i>

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<i>What's up?</i>

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<i>We had a meeting at 9:00 with Goodyear.</i>

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<i>-No one told me.</i>
<i>-I sent a dozen invites to your calendar.</i>

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<i>-[scoffs] I think I would've known.</i>
<i>-Did you turn on your notifications?</i>

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<i>Yeah, I turned them on. It just was--</i>

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<i>It's on now.</i>

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<i>[phone chiming repeatedly]</i>

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<i>[chiming stops]</i>

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<i>-So--</i>
<i>-[chiming resumes]</i>

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<i>[chiming stops]</i>

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<i>[clicks tongue] So how'd the meeting go?</i>

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<i>We rescheduled 'cause you weren't there.</i>
<i>I sent you an email about that as well.</i>

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<i>[cell phone chimes]</i>

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<i>Got it.</i>

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<i>Who's this guy?</i>

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<i>Oh, Frank? That's Beth's boyfriend.</i>

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<i>Really? I thought you two were--</i>

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<i>No-- Why-- Me and Beth?</i>
<i>No, why would I do that?</i>

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<i>Yeah. She can do better than you.</i>
<i>She did do better than you.</i>

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<i>Frankenstein!</i>

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<i>[in gruff voice] It's alive!</i>

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<i>Bring it in, you filthy monster.</i>

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<i>Whoa, man, you smell good.</i>
<i>What are you wearing?</i>

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<i>Just my soap.</i>

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<i>-I like that. That's cool.</i>
<i>-Thank you.</i>

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<i>-I thought you were heading to Houston.</i>
<i>-Heading to the airport now.</i>

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<i>Beth left her,</i>
<i>uh, phone charger at my house.</i>

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<i>-Hey, honey. I'm sorry I'm late.</i>
<i>-Hey.</i>

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<i>Traffic was crazy.</i>
<i>Thank you for bringing my lunch.</i>

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<i>-And remember to text me when you--</i>
<i>-Your lunch?</i>

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<i>-Wait a second, you just said--</i>
<i>-No.</i>

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<i>-Wait a second. No, someone lied to me.</i>
<i>-Kevin, don't.</i>

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<i>You said it's your lunch, and he said</i>
<i>it's a phone charger. What's going on?</i>

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<i>Oh, Beth.</i>

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<i>You're an astronaut?</i>

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<i>I have sleep apnea.</i>

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<i>-I die 13 times an hour.</i>
<i>-Yeah, it's nerve-racking.</i>

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<i>Yeah. I keep dialing nine,</i>
<i>one, and hanging up.</i>

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<i>[imitating John Merrick]</i>
<i>I am not an animal.</i>

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<i>[laughs]</i>

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<i>I haven't washed that in a week.</i>

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<i>[gags]</i>

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<i>[coughs]</i>

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<i>[theme music playing]</i>

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{\an8}<i>Good morning, everyone.</i>

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{\an8}<i>First off, I wanna congratulate</i>
<i>the whole team for a solid race at Pocono,</i>

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{\an8}<i>which moves us up</i>
<i>to 26th in the standings.</i>

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{\an8}<i>-[Chuck] All right, Jake.</i>
<i>-That's great. That's you guys.</i>

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{\an8}<i>By the way, good job fixing that bug</i>
<i>in the ECU, Amir.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Could've cost us the whole weekend.</i>

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{\an8}<i>I'm sorry.</i>

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{\an8}<i>She was complimenting you, moron.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Anyway, as you may or may not know,</i>
<i>we had to part ways</i>

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{\an8}<i>with our friends at Big Hoof Barbeque</i>
<i>last week.</i>

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{\an8}<i>-Of course, everybody knows that.</i>
<i>-Okay, but good news.</i>

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{\an8}<i>We have a better sponsor.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Bobby Spencer Racing's</i>
<i>gonna be the face of a new product.</i>

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{\an8}<i>I know you've all been curious,</i>
<i>and I can finally let you know--</i>

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{\an8}<i>Is it a turtle?</i>

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{\an8}<i>Yeah, it's a turtle.</i>

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{\an8}<i>It looks like a turtle.</i>
<i>I was going off its shape.</i>

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{\an8}<i>May I present…</i>

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{\an8}<i>Fake Steak.</i>

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{\an8}<i>What… what is Fake Steak?</i>

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{\an8}<i>America's hottest new</i>
<i>mushroom-based beef substitute.</i>

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{\an8}<i>And dogs like this?</i>

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{\an8}<i>It's for people.</i>

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{\an8}<i>It's like a higher-end version</i>
<i>of an Impossible Burger.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Fake Steak's launching</i>
<i>a whole new national campaign, and bonus,</i>

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<i>they wanna do a commercial</i>
<i>with our very own Jake Martin.</i>

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<i>-All right, Jake.</i>
<i>-[cheering]</i>

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<i>-This is a joke, right?</i>
<i>-Well, I hope so--</i>

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<i>Oh, come on. Kevin, you'll try it, right?</i>

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<i>Why, what did I do?</i>

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<i>-Kevin, enjoy a bite of Fake Steak.</i>
<i>-[Kevin sighs]</i>

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<i>-Are you kidding me?</i>
<i>-Yeah.</i>

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<i>Wow, it smells like a turtle.</i>

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<i>You're gonna love it.</i>

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<i>It's our new hood sponsor.</i>
<i>Let's get excited.</i>

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<i>[Catherine sighs]</i>

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<i>Mmm. Okay.</i>

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<i>Oh--</i>

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<i>Mmm.</i>

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<i>Hey, Kev, let me get you a gun</i>
<i>so you can wash that down.</i>

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<i>It doesn't break down</i>
<i>in your mouth right away.</i>

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<i>[chewing loudly]</i>

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<i>I guess you gotta decide</i>
<i>on your own when you wanna swallow it.</i>

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<i>[rock music playing]</i>

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<i>-Hey, do you got a sec?</i>
<i>-I don't wanna talk about Fake Steak.</i>

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<i>Yeah. Nobody does. Tastes like a Band-Aid</i>
<i>you found in a puddle.</i>

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<i>They're our sponsor.</i>
<i>You need to get everyone on board.</i>

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<i>We're Big Hoof Barbeque.</i>
<i>Our logo is a bull, okay?</i>

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<i>Our fans are the Stampede.</i>
<i>What will they be called now?</i>

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<i>-Whatever you call a field of mushrooms?</i>
<i>-A patch.</i>

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<i>Okay, do you even hear yourself?</i>

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<i>The Patch? That's not a racing team.</i>
<i>That's something you slap on your grandma</i>

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<i>to get her to stop smoking.</i>

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<i>It may not be perfect,</i>
<i>but the company's excited.</i>

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<i>Yeah, but our team is not.</i>

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<i>Look, you got a big problem</i>
<i>'cause Jakey won't be able to sell this.</i>

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<i>Then you've got a problem</i>

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<i>'cause he's filming</i>
<i>the commercial tomorrow.</i>

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<i>[sighs] I don't know about that.</i>

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<i>You better. He's gonna be there,</i>
<i>he's gonna do a great job,</i>

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<i>and if he doesn't, it's on you.</i>

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<i>No. Hey-- This conversation's not over.</i>

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<i>-[Catherine] Yeah, it is.</i>
<i>-Now it is.</i>

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<i>Lou, stop staring. We talked about this.</i>

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<i>Wow. Look at you go. [chuckles]</i>

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<i>You're like an angry cat</i>
<i>with a laser pointer.</i>

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<i>Have a seat, Jake. I wanna talk to you.</i>

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<i>It's, uh… it's about Fake Steak.</i>

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<i>Turns out it's, uh… it's not a joke.</i>

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<i>What was wrong with Big Hoof?</i>
<i>The food was great.</i>

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<i>I could walk into any location</i>
<i>and eat for free.</i>

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<i>And I'm not under 13.</i>

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<i>But that was just a few restaurants.</i>
<i>This is a national commercial.</i>

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<i>-Everybody's gonna know who you are.</i>
<i>-Yeah, for fake meat.</i>

125
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<i>The Cadillac of fake meat.</i>
<i>Hey, were M&amp;Ms cool before Kyle Busch?</i>

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<i>Yeah. They've always been great.</i>

127
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<i>They melt in your mouth</i>
<i>and not in your hands. That's like magic.</i>

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<i>Here's the deal.</i>

129
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<i>I don't wanna use Fake Steak either.</i>
<i>I can't stand it.</i>

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<i>But you know what? We can do this.</i>

131
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<i>We gotta make the best of it.</i>
<i>And, I'm telling you, that face on TV?</i>

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<i>I mean, come on.</i>

133
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<i>-Yeah, it's a good face.</i>
<i>-[Kevin] Right?</i>

134
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<i>Now, I'm afraid we're gonna lose you</i>
<i>to Hollywood.</i>

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<i>All right, I'm listening.</i>

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<i>No, that was it. That was the whole pitch.</i>

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<i>-But it's a national commercial?</i>
<i>-Yes.</i>

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<i>-They're gonna make me take my shirt off?</i>
<i>-No.</i>

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<i>All right. I'll still do it.</i>

140
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<i>-[rock music playing]</i>
<i>-[tires squeal]</i>

141
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<i>[indistinct chatter]</i>

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<i>Where have you been?</i>
<i>They're about to start shooting.</i>

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<i>And you have the hood of my car open?</i>

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<i>I thought it'd look good,</i>
<i>so I pitched it to the director</i>

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<i>and he said, "Yeah, okay. Whatever," so.</i>

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<i>All right. Amir,</i>
<i>I'm gonna put it like this.</i>

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<i>See, I'm like a chef who doesn't want</i>
<i>to share his secret recipe,</i>

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<i>because some</i>
<i>of his ingredients are illegal.</i>

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<i>Oh, okay, and if we get caught,</i>
<i>the chef will be in trouble.</i>

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<i>Oh, no. Because the chef already</i>
<i>has a plan to blame it on the waiter.</i>

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<i>Hey, we're gonna go with the hood closed.</i>

152
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<i>Okay, whatever.</i>

153
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<i>Cleared it. So…</i>

154
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<i>So we're gonna start with the car</i>
<i>and then get the driver.</i>

155
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<i>-You setting up the shots?</i>
<i>-Yeah.</i>

156
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<i>Yeah, I figured.</i>
<i>I used to be in the business myself.</i>

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<i>Pageants, mostly.</i>

158
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<i>Miss Mecklenburg County '91. What's up?</i>

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<i>-All right, let's do this. Star is on set.</i>
<i>-Appreciate that, but I'm not a star.</i>

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<i>Just an incredibly successful</i>
<i>elite athlete,</i>

161
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<i>who's more than willing</i>
<i>to take his shirt off.</i>

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<i>Okay. This is gonna be real simple.</i>
<i>Just stand in front of the car,</i>

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<i>have a bite of the Fake Steak, and say,</i>
<i>"Mmm. The box says fake--"</i>

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<i>-"But my mouth says steak."</i>
<i>-Great.</i>

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<i>-All right, I got goosebumps. Whoo!</i>
<i>-[laughs]</i>

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<i>That was great, Jake.</i>
<i>But smile at the end, baby</i>

167
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<i>No teeth, no tiara.</i>

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<i>All right. I think we're all set.</i>

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<i>And action, Jake.</i>

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<i>-Uh, actually, I usually say that.</i>
<i>-Action, when he says that.</i>

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<i>Yeah. Great.</i>

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<i>Action.</i>

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{\an8}<i>[Jake clears throat]</i>

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<i>[spits] No!</i>

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<i>-Cut! I… I got this.</i>
<i>-Yeah, cut.</i>

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<i>Uh…</i>

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<i>Hey, buddy, that was, uh--</i>

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<i>That's fantastic. Uh, one note…</i>

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<i>-Maybe try one where you don't hate it.</i>
<i>-It's so bad.</i>

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<i>I know. I'm still burping up</i>
<i>the bite I had yesterday.</i>

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<i>But you can pretend, right?</i>

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<i>It's kinda like when--</i>

183
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<i>Remember when Beth was trying</i>
<i>that organic deodorant,</i>

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<i>and we all told her</i>
<i>we couldn't tell the difference?</i>

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<i>-Yeah, let's do that.</i>
<i>-Hey.</i>

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<i>Yeah. You know what?</i>

187
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<i>A handful of beeswax under there</i>
<i>does nothing. All right?</i>

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<i>Let's do this.</i>

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<i>-All right. Got this?</i>
<i>-Yep.</i>

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<i>Okay.</i>

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<i>-If I can?</i>
<i>-Absolutely. You're doing a great job.</i>

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<i>Thank you. Action.</i>

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{\an8}<i>-Mmm. The box says fake, but--</i>
<i>-[Kevin] No, cut.</i>

194
00:09:49,797 --> 00:09:51,257
<i>You gotta cut. Sorry.</i>

195
00:09:51,340 --> 00:09:54,590
<i>-I didn't finish my line.</i>
<i>-You said "mmm" before it's in your mouth.</i>

196
00:09:54,677 --> 00:09:57,427
<i>-You said to pretend to like it.</i>
<i>-Yeah, but you haven't tasted it yet.</i>

197
00:09:58,347 --> 00:09:59,767
<i>You know I tasted it.</i>

198
00:10:01,934 --> 00:10:04,564
<i>But the people</i>
<i>watching the commercial don't.</i>

199
00:10:05,688 --> 00:10:07,398
<i>-Good catch.</i>
<i>-Yeah, okay.</i>

200
00:10:08,316 --> 00:10:10,736
<i>Can we run it from the top?</i>
<i>Let's do this now.</i>

201
00:10:10,818 --> 00:10:12,528
<i>-Great. Action.</i>
<i>-Okay.</i>

202
00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:13,902
{\an8}<i>[Jake clears throat]</i>

203
00:10:15,573 --> 00:10:17,833
{\an8}<i>-Ah!</i>
<i>-No, cut. No, no, no, no.</i>

204
00:10:19,201 --> 00:10:21,041
<i>You're saying "ah" like it's refreshing.</i>

205
00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:23,830
<i>-Yeah.</i>
<i>-No, no. It's not lemonade, it's food.</i>

206
00:10:23,914 --> 00:10:25,424
<i>-[Jake] Mmm…</i>
<i>-That-- That's…</i>

207
00:10:26,334 --> 00:10:27,964
<i>That's closer, right there.</i>

208
00:10:28,044 --> 00:10:30,094
<i>-Yeah. I got it.</i>
<i>-Okay. Keep the cameras rolling.</i>

209
00:10:30,171 --> 00:10:32,171
<i>-Never stopped. Okay.</i>
<i>-Okay.</i>

210
00:10:32,256 --> 00:10:33,546
<i>And action.</i>

211
00:10:36,385 --> 00:10:38,175
{\an8}<i>-[Jake] Mm.</i>
<i>-[Kevin] Oh, boy.</i>

212
00:10:39,847 --> 00:10:42,097
<i>-What the heck was that?</i>
<i>-I don't know.</i>

213
00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:43,313
<i>You look like DeNiro.</i>

214
00:10:43,392 --> 00:10:44,442
<i>Mm. [mumbles]</i>

215
00:10:45,269 --> 00:10:46,099
<i>No.</i>

216
00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:50,730
<i>You look like you're on the fence.</i>
<i>Come on. Let's get this right.</i>

217
00:10:50,816 --> 00:10:52,686
<i>What's the sound your motorcycle makes?</i>

218
00:10:52,777 --> 00:10:54,647
<i>[imitates motorcycle]</i>

219
00:10:54,737 --> 00:10:58,737
<i>There. There. Stay in second gear.</i>
<i>Let's get it going. Come on, second gear.</i>

220
00:10:59,408 --> 00:11:01,488
<i>They're starting to get pissed off.</i>

221
00:11:01,577 --> 00:11:05,077
<i>-Why, what'd they say?</i>
<i>-"We're starting to get pissed off."</i>

222
00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:07,832
<i>Just, uh, action.</i>

223
00:11:09,251 --> 00:11:12,171
{\an8}<i>The box says steak,</i>
<i>but my mouth says fake.</i>

224
00:11:14,423 --> 00:11:16,433
{\an8}<i>[imitating second gear]</i>

225
00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:22,345
<i>[continues imitating second gear]</i>

226
00:11:22,431 --> 00:11:24,891
<i>[rock music playing]</i>

227
00:11:24,975 --> 00:11:27,555
<i>The box says steak,</i>
<i>but my mouth says fake.</i>

228
00:11:27,645 --> 00:11:29,265
<i>Oh. Still wrong.</i>

229
00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:30,185
<i>[Jake sighs]</i>

230
00:11:30,272 --> 00:11:34,402
<i>Yeah, I wouldn't worry about it.</i>
<i>When it cuts together, it'll be fine.</i>

231
00:11:34,485 --> 00:11:37,025
<i>-You don't think I'll look stupid?</i>
<i>-You're gonna look great.</i>

232
00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:39,373
<i>You know the guy who plays Thor?</i>
<i>Chris Hemsworth?</i>

233
00:11:39,448 --> 00:11:40,278
<i>Yeah.</i>

234
00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:42,623
<i>He's actually a little person.</i>

235
00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:43,542
<i>What?</i>

236
00:11:44,203 --> 00:11:46,873
<i>It's a camera trick.</i>
<i>They get him close to the lens.</i>

237
00:11:46,956 --> 00:11:48,746
<i>Everybody else is way back there.</i>

238
00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:50,423
<i>-No way!</i>
<i>-It's kind of magical.</i>

239
00:11:50,501 --> 00:11:51,461
<i>Hey.</i>

240
00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:53,384
<i>You know</i>
<i>Chris Hemsworth's a little person?</i>

241
00:11:53,462 --> 00:11:54,762
<i>-Who said that?</i>
<i>-[Kevin] I did.</i>

242
00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:56,839
<i>To make Jake feel better</i>
<i>about the commercial.</i>

243
00:11:56,924 --> 00:11:59,304
<i>Oh, yeah. He's tiny.</i>

244
00:12:01,095 --> 00:12:03,805
<i>-What do we have here?</i>
<i>-Ugh. Not now, Blaney.</i>

245
00:12:03,889 --> 00:12:05,849
<i>Just wanna introduce my buddy,</i>
<i>Cole Custer.</i>

246
00:12:05,933 --> 00:12:07,943
<i>You guys</i>
<i>are used to seeing the back of his head.</i>

247
00:12:08,018 --> 00:12:09,728
<i>'Cause they're always</i>
<i>behind me on the track.</i>

248
00:12:09,812 --> 00:12:12,062
<i>Yes, I know, Cole.</i>
<i>That's why I said it the way I said it.</i>

249
00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:16,069
<i>Thanks for stopping by, Ryan Blaney.</i>

250
00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:17,779
<i>Mind if we stare at that thing</i>

251
00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:19,862
<i>under your lip</i>
<i>till it turns into a butterfly?</i>

252
00:12:19,947 --> 00:12:22,697
<i>[group laughing]</i>

253
00:12:22,783 --> 00:12:24,163
<i>That's a good one, man.</i>

254
00:12:24,243 --> 00:12:26,293
<i>What is in the box, by the way?</i>

255
00:12:26,370 --> 00:12:27,500
<i>Oh, swag. Sweet.</i>

256
00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:31,250
<i>It came in just after you guys left.</i>
<i>It's the new Fake Steak merch.</i>

257
00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,091
<i>Is that a ram?</i>

258
00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:36,169
<i>It's what my toe looked like</i>
<i>before I got it fixed.</i>

259
00:12:36,797 --> 00:12:40,127
<i>It's like a mushroom and a cow had a baby.</i>
<i>A really ugly baby.</i>

260
00:12:40,634 --> 00:12:44,054
<i>I bust my butt to build a car</i>
<i>to put this on the hood?</i>

261
00:12:44,138 --> 00:12:47,058
<i>I know it sucks.</i>
<i>But hood sponsors pay our salaries.</i>

262
00:12:47,141 --> 00:12:48,391
<i>I'm not wearing this.</i>

263
00:12:49,310 --> 00:12:52,270
<i>Look, being a driver's not about</i>
<i>what sticker's on the car.</i>

264
00:12:52,354 --> 00:12:53,734
<i>It's about being on the track.</i>

265
00:12:53,814 --> 00:12:55,694
<i>It's why you get up at 4:00 a.m.</i>
<i>to practice.</i>

266
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,895
<i>-I'm not really a morning guy.</i>
<i>-[Kevin] Okay.</i>

267
00:12:58,527 --> 00:13:01,907
<i>The point is, you got a lot of talent.</i>

268
00:13:01,989 --> 00:13:03,369
<i>You're wide open.</i>

269
00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:05,829
<i>You don't think about a lot of things.</i>
<i>You just wanna win,</i>

270
00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:07,540
<i>and I love that about you.</i>

271
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,830
<i>Forget all that other stuff.</i>
<i>You can do this.</i>

272
00:13:09,914 --> 00:13:11,834
<i>All right. Maybe I can.</i>

273
00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:13,536
<i>Isn't that from </i><span style="style2">Days of Thunder</i><i>?</i>

274
00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:16,546
<i>Yeah. And if this doesn't work,</i>
<i>he goes into that speech from </i><span style="style2">Rudy</i>

275
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,509
<i>and changes "football" to "car."</i>

276
00:13:20,424 --> 00:13:24,354
<i>-Please tell me that's your new sponsor.</i>
<i>-Yeah, they threw a ton of money at us.</i>

277
00:13:24,845 --> 00:13:27,005
<i>They'd have to to get you to wear those.</i>

278
00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:30,430
<i>[Blaney] Good luck. </i>

279
00:13:31,894 --> 00:13:34,774
<i>-I can't do it.</i>
<i>-Yes, you can. Don't listen to them.</i>

280
00:13:34,855 --> 00:13:37,975
<i>When Blaney and I are coming down</i>
<i>the stretch, who'll they cheer for?</i>

281
00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:40,527
<i>Hot mushroom meat or MoneyLion?</i>

282
00:13:41,111 --> 00:13:43,821
<i>Money and lions? It's the two best things.</i>

283
00:13:44,698 --> 00:13:46,528
<i>I'm going with mushroom meat.</i>

284
00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:49,657
<i>'Cause lions, they'll turn on you.</i>
<i>Just ask Siegfried and Roy.</i>

285
00:13:49,745 --> 00:13:52,325
<i>-That was a tiger.</i>
<i>-You're not helping, Chuck.</i>

286
00:13:53,999 --> 00:13:56,749
<i>Look, every time I race,</i>
<i>I think I'm gonna win.</i>

287
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,586
<i>I don't feel that anymore.</i>

288
00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:01,924
<i>This Catherine chick</i>
<i>has been coming at me since day one.</i>

289
00:14:02,424 --> 00:14:04,054
<i>She's been coming at everyone.</i>

290
00:14:04,134 --> 00:14:06,394
<i>First, we interview</i>
<i>for jobs we already have,</i>

291
00:14:06,470 --> 00:14:09,770
<i>and then she switches the sponsors</i>
<i>without even talking to us.</i>

292
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:14,399
<i>I was the Cup Series Rookie of the Year.</i>
<i>I was on the cover of </i><span style="style2">Sports Illustrated</i><i>.</i>

293
00:14:16,730 --> 00:14:19,690
<i>Aw, sweetie,</i>
<i>we made that for you at Six Flags.</i>

294
00:14:21,068 --> 00:14:22,188
<i>Yeah, that's right.</i>

295
00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:25,570
<i>Look, I've always trusted you.</i>

296
00:14:25,656 --> 00:14:27,866
<i>If you tell me I gotta do this, I will.</i>

297
00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:29,870
<i>But you used to drive. You know.</i>

298
00:14:30,452 --> 00:14:33,542
<i>Would you get behind the wheel</i>
<i>if you were second-guessing yourself?</i>

299
00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:37,080
<i>No.</i>

300
00:14:37,167 --> 00:14:38,627
<i>Then why do you think I should?</i>

301
00:14:39,169 --> 00:14:43,259
<i>Look, if you don't believe in yourself,</i>
<i>then there's no way we can win.</i>

302
00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:47,468
<i>Everybody, take your hats off.</i>
<i>Put 'em in the box.</i>

303
00:14:48,095 --> 00:14:50,305
<i>-Chuck, you like burning things, right?</i>
<i>-Hell yeah, I do.</i>

304
00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:51,389
<i>Get rid of these.</i>

305
00:14:51,473 --> 00:14:52,733
<i>-Gone.</i>
<i>-Where are you going?</i>

306
00:14:52,808 --> 00:14:55,228
<i>I'm gonna fix this.</i>
<i>I'm gonna get Big Hoof back, and--</i>

307
00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:57,351
<i>You know what? This Fake Steak's a joke.</i>

308
00:14:57,438 --> 00:14:59,688
<i>That logo's horrible,</i>
<i>the commercial was embarrassing.</i>

309
00:14:59,773 --> 00:15:02,943
<i>-But you said that--</i>
<i>-I lied. Chris Hemsworth's six foot three.</i>

310
00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:06,777
<i>[rock music playing]</i>

311
00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:10,874
<i>-[Catherine] How'd the shoot go yesterday?</i>
<i>-It was a train wreck.</i>

312
00:15:11,869 --> 00:15:13,949
<i>But you swooped in and saved it?</i>

313
00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:17,788
<i>No. I was inside the train.</i>
<i>You can't swoop from inside the train.</i>

314
00:15:19,793 --> 00:15:22,343
<i>Was I not clear on how important this was?</i>

315
00:15:22,421 --> 00:15:25,091
<i>You were clear,</i>
<i>which is why I'm gonna return the favor.</i>

316
00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:26,844
<i>Fake Steak's got to go.</i>

317
00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:28,263
<i>No.</i>

318
00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:30,854
<i>-I'm not trying to overrule you.</i>
<i>-That's a relief.</i>

319
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:33,140
<i>It's just… it's not a NASCAR product.</i>

320
00:15:33,223 --> 00:15:37,143
<i>I know you mean well,</i>
<i>but I know what I'm doing, all right?</i>

321
00:15:37,227 --> 00:15:40,557
<i>I'm gonna call Big Hoof, talk to Rob,</i>
<i>and do what I can to get them back.</i>

322
00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:42,318
<i>Oh, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin.</i>

323
00:15:42,399 --> 00:15:44,609
<i>I am tired of this fight.</i>

324
00:15:44,693 --> 00:15:47,243
<i>We're in the Fake Steak canoe</i>
<i>and rowing down the river.</i>

325
00:15:47,321 --> 00:15:50,871
<i>Now, either grab a paddle and row with me</i>
<i>or get out of the canoe.</i>

326
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,990
<i>Okay. Does the paddle have</i>
<i>that dumb logo on it?</i>

327
00:15:53,077 --> 00:15:54,237
<i>[Catherine] Yes, it does.</i>

328
00:15:54,328 --> 00:15:58,618
<i>[sighs] Well then, you know what?</i>
<i>There's more than one canoe in this town.</i>

329
00:15:58,707 --> 00:16:01,707
<i>-And by canoe, I mean other race teams.</i>
<i>-I know.</i>

330
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,254
<i>It was my metaphor.</i>

331
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:06,383
<i>Here's a meta-five. I'm out of the canoe.</i>

332
00:16:07,341 --> 00:16:09,261
<i>[rock music playing]</i>

333
00:16:10,928 --> 00:16:12,258
<i>-Did you fix it?</i>
<i>-Uh…</i>

334
00:16:12,346 --> 00:16:15,096
<i>In a manner of speaking, yes.</i>

335
00:16:15,182 --> 00:16:16,272
<i>So, no.</i>

336
00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:17,520
<i>I made it worse.</i>

337
00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:22,609
<i>How would you guys feel about</i>
<i>working for a bigger team, a better team?</i>

338
00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:26,570
<i>-How'll you pull that off?</i>
<i>-I've been keeping this a secret, but, uh,</i>

339
00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:30,356
<i>a lot of big teams</i>
<i>have been after me for a long time.</i>

340
00:16:30,447 --> 00:16:31,367
<i>Many years.</i>

341
00:16:31,448 --> 00:16:35,488
<i>Kev, you've never kept that a secret.</i>
<i>You brag about it all the time.</i>

342
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:36,825
<i>Okay.</i>

343
00:16:37,913 --> 00:16:41,503
<i>But I've always said no in the past.</i>
<i>Today, I'm saying yes.</i>

344
00:16:41,583 --> 00:16:45,383
<i>Because if we can't be respected</i>
<i>in the house that we built,</i>

345
00:16:45,462 --> 00:16:47,302
<i>then we need to look someplace else.</i>

346
00:16:47,381 --> 00:16:50,761
<i>-I don't know. This sounds very risky.</i>
<i>-When have I let you down?</i>

347
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:54,433
<i>Three minutes ago, when you said</i>
<i>you'd get our sponsor back and you didn't.</i>

348
00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:57,675
<i>Okay. Other than then?</i>

349
00:16:57,766 --> 00:17:00,136
<i>Or the time you said</i>
<i>you wouldn't date my mom.</i>

350
00:17:00,227 --> 00:17:02,977
<i>We just went out to Pizza Hut and--</i>
<i>She was a dud.</i>

351
00:17:03,564 --> 00:17:05,654
<i>What about when I got arrested</i>
<i>in Jacksonville?</i>

352
00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:08,403
<i>I'm not talking about little stuff, okay?</i>

353
00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:11,280
<i>I was in jail for three days.</i>

354
00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:13,873
<i>I am walking out that door</i>
<i>and getting us a better team.</i>

355
00:17:13,949 --> 00:17:15,279
<i>We're gonna get one now.</i>

356
00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:16,617
<i>[Beth sighs]</i>

357
00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:18,042
<i>I got hepatitis.</i>

358
00:17:18,662 --> 00:17:20,792
<i>You know-- All right, this is crazy.</i>

359
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:25,747
<i>[panting]</i>

360
00:17:25,836 --> 00:17:27,916
<i>-Can I help you?</i>
<i>-Yes.</i>

361
00:17:28,005 --> 00:17:28,835
<i>I--</i>

362
00:17:28,922 --> 00:17:32,722
<i>[panting] I'm gonna need one second</i>
<i>'cause that is a lot of stairs.</i>

363
00:17:34,136 --> 00:17:35,886
<i>I never came up mad before.</i>

364
00:17:36,847 --> 00:17:38,467
<i>Oh, God. [exhales]</i>

365
00:17:38,974 --> 00:17:41,024
<i>Please. Have a seat.</i>

366
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:46,015
<i>Did you know Kevin is out there</i>
<i>right now-- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.</i>

367
00:17:46,940 --> 00:17:49,900
<i>I really thought</i>
<i>I could launch back into that. Okay.</i>

368
00:17:49,985 --> 00:17:52,065
<i>I need some water. [breathes heavily]</i>

369
00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:54,240
<i>[bottle clatters]</i>

370
00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:57,242
<i>Yeah, I'm sorry,</i>
<i>there's no way I'm getting that.</i>

371
00:17:59,286 --> 00:18:00,826
<i>Hit me again.</i>

372
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:03,373
<i>I'm assuming you talked to Kevin.</i>

373
00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:05,126
<i>I don't want him to leave.</i>

374
00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:08,049
<i>But if he does,</i>
<i>there are plenty of crew chiefs out there.</i>

375
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:14,221
<i>[exhales] Not like him.</i>

376
00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:17,392
<i>Do you really think</i>
<i>he'll walk out of here alone?</i>

377
00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:19,351
<i>He gets another job, everybody goes.</i>

378
00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:22,731
<i>That's not gonna happen. Kevin can't get</i>
<i>another team running by Sunday.</i>

379
00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:23,940
<i>He doesn't have to.</i>

380
00:18:24,019 --> 00:18:26,229
<i>You're the one</i>
<i>that's gotta be at Indy this weekend.</i>

381
00:18:26,313 --> 00:18:28,193
<i>Unless you can build a car and drive it,</i>

382
00:18:28,273 --> 00:18:31,283
<i>it's gonna be the first time this team</i>
<i>hasn't shown up in 30 years.</i>

383
00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:33,860
<i>Well, everyone can't just quit.</i>

384
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:35,276
<i>Yeah, they can.</i>

385
00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:39,084
<i>And when you don't make the race,</i>
<i>you forfeit your points for the season.</i>

386
00:18:39,159 --> 00:18:40,949
<i>You could lose your charter.</i>

387
00:18:41,036 --> 00:18:43,616
<i>It might be</i>
<i>the end of Bobby Spencer Racing.</i>

388
00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:47,416
<i>Well, that's not gonna happen</i>
<i>'cause I have a plan.</i>

389
00:18:48,001 --> 00:18:49,631
<i>-What is it?</i>
<i>-It's a secret.</i>

390
00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:52,005
<i>But it's very good.</i>

391
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:56,390
<i>And when I tell you it, you're gonna say,</i>

392
00:18:57,302 --> 00:18:58,262
<i>"Wow."</i>

393
00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:03,393
<i>Now, if you'll excuse me,</i>
<i>I have to put my plan into action.</i>

394
00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:07,475
<i>I'm gonna sit here</i>
<i>until I can't hear my pulse anymore.</i>

395
00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:11,943
<i>[rock music playing]</i>

396
00:19:12,025 --> 00:19:12,855
<i>Mark.</i>

397
00:19:12,943 --> 00:19:15,323
<i>-Hey, Kevin. Long time.</i>
<i>-Yeah.</i>

398
00:19:15,404 --> 00:19:17,414
<i>I was just heading out to the store</i>

399
00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:20,489
<i>to pick up some of that</i>
<i>delicious Smithfield bacon.</i>

400
00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:23,496
<i>Oh, I keep forgetting</i>
<i>it's one of your sponsors. [laughs]</i>

401
00:19:24,079 --> 00:19:25,119
<i>It's a small world.</i>

402
00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:28,666
<i>I don't suppose you stopping by</i>
<i>has to do with Bobby retiring?</i>

403
00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:30,250
<i>No. Nope.</i>

404
00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:31,878
<i>Unrelated.</i>

405
00:19:32,671 --> 00:19:34,011
<i>But Bobby is retiring.</i>

406
00:19:35,132 --> 00:19:39,682
<i>And word is Stewart-Haas is starting up</i>
<i>a fourth team and you need a crew chief.</i>

407
00:19:39,761 --> 00:19:41,101
<i>Look, you know I'm a fan--</i>

408
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:44,390
<i>And you're not just getting me.</i>
<i>You're getting everybody.</i>

409
00:19:44,474 --> 00:19:45,394
<i>My whole team.</i>

410
00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:47,773
<i>Now, I hope you like</i>
<i>the taste of champagne</i>

411
00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:51,193
<i>'cause you're gonna be drinking</i>
<i>a lot of it in victory lane.</i>

412
00:19:51,273 --> 00:19:52,903
<i>I've been sober three years.</i>

413
00:19:55,110 --> 00:19:57,740
<i>Couldn't do it in time</i>
<i>to save my marriage,</i>

414
00:19:57,821 --> 00:20:02,081
<i>or my relationship with my kids,</i>
<i>but now, by the grace of God,</i>

415
00:20:02,159 --> 00:20:04,199
<i>I'm part of a 12-step program.</i>

416
00:20:05,162 --> 00:20:06,252
<i>Amen, amen.</i>

417
00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:11,706
<i>Kevin, you are a great crew chief,</i>
<i>and I'd love to hire you.</i>

418
00:20:11,793 --> 00:20:14,673
<i>Great. I'll start tomorrow.</i>
<i>Don't talk anymore, don't ruin it.</i>

419
00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:16,799
<i>I wish you'd come to me sooner.</i>

420
00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:20,892
<i>I'll tell you our secrets.</i>
<i>We cheat, constantly. Every week we cheat.</i>

421
00:20:22,179 --> 00:20:24,009
<i>Look, times are changing.</i>

422
00:20:24,514 --> 00:20:28,104
<i>You know as well as I do, it's more</i>
<i>a video game out there than a race.</i>

423
00:20:28,185 --> 00:20:30,725
<i>When we tell our sponsors</i>
<i>we're getting a new crew chief,</i>

424
00:20:30,812 --> 00:20:34,192
<i>the first question they ask is</i>
<i>where he got his engineering degree.</i>

425
00:20:34,274 --> 00:20:36,654
<i>Do you want me working for a competitor?</i>

426
00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:37,855
<i>You already do.</i>

427
00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:40,660
<i>I know, but, like, a different one.</i>

428
00:20:42,032 --> 00:20:44,532
<i>You're gonna hear</i>
<i>the same thing all over town.</i>

429
00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:46,538
<i>Guys like you and me are dinosaurs.</i>

430
00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:50,710
<i>You mean dinosaurs</i>
<i>as in top of the food chain, right?</i>

431
00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:53,341
<i>Huge teeth. Short arms.</i>

432
00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:55,708
<i>Knocking down people</i>
<i>with a tail-whip. Pow.</i>

433
00:20:58,590 --> 00:20:59,420
<i>No.</i>

434
00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:00,965
<i>Extinct.</i>

435
00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:05,972
<i>My advice to you would be hold onto</i>
<i>that job with both your tiny hands.</i>

436
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:10,518
<i>What if I already let go?</i>

437
00:21:11,436 --> 00:21:13,556
<i>Then I'd say you made a mistake, son.</i>

438
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:17,477
<i>[sighs] All right. I guess that's it.</i>

439
00:21:19,194 --> 00:21:20,154
<i>All right.</i>

440
00:21:20,737 --> 00:21:22,237
<i>Hold on a sec, Kev.</i>

441
00:21:22,322 --> 00:21:23,572
<i>[Kevin sighs]</i>

442
00:21:23,657 --> 00:21:25,907
<i>I can't send you away like this.</i>

443
00:21:25,993 --> 00:21:27,453
<i>Thank you, Mark.</i>

444
00:21:29,871 --> 00:21:32,001
<i>There's a coupon for five pounds of bacon.</i>

445
00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:36,923
<i>Try the honey brickle. It's outrageous.</i>

446
00:21:38,046 --> 00:21:40,216
<i>[tires squealing]</i>

447
00:21:42,342 --> 00:21:43,892
<i>-You're back.</i>
<i>-Yeah.</i>

448
00:21:44,553 --> 00:21:47,103
<i>-Uh, crazy day, huh?</i>
<i>-Yeah.</i>

449
00:21:48,348 --> 00:21:49,808
<i>Hey, could we talk for a second?</i>

450
00:21:49,891 --> 00:21:52,391
<i>Look, I owe you an apology.</i>

451
00:21:58,817 --> 00:21:59,937
<i>Yeah, you do.</i>

452
00:22:02,904 --> 00:22:06,244
<i>We're both passionate about the team.</i>
<i>Things got heated.</i>

453
00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:11,082
<i>You have a lifetime of experience,</i>
<i>and I've been foolish to ignore it.</i>

454
00:22:11,663 --> 00:22:12,963
<i>It's never gonna happen again.</i>

455
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:15,960
<i>Okay, that couldn't have been easy</i>
<i>for you to say, but</i>

456
00:22:16,043 --> 00:22:17,293
<i>it did have to be said.</i>

457
00:22:18,754 --> 00:22:20,014
<i>Apology accepted.</i>

458
00:22:20,672 --> 00:22:23,302
<i>I know you've been meeting</i>
<i>with other owners.</i>

459
00:22:24,134 --> 00:22:27,764
<i>-You probably have a ton of offers.</i>
<i>-I do. I do.</i>

460
00:22:29,931 --> 00:22:32,771
<i>Put a little blood in the water,</i>
<i>and the sharks come a-swimmin'.</i>

461
00:22:34,519 --> 00:22:37,809
<i>Well, look,</i>
<i>changing sponsors is a huge deal,</i>

462
00:22:37,898 --> 00:22:40,278
<i>and I shouldn't have sprung it</i>
<i>on you and Jake.</i>

463
00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:43,859
<i>This is as much your team</i>
<i>as it is my team.</i>

464
00:22:43,945 --> 00:22:46,065
<i>Well, not as much.</i>
<i>Obviously, it's my team.</i>

465
00:22:46,156 --> 00:22:49,446
<i>That's why I sign the front of the checks.</i>
<i>But it's your team.</i>

466
00:22:49,951 --> 00:22:52,791
<i>Great. I'm just gonna call Big Hoof</i>
<i>and get them back--</i>

467
00:22:52,871 --> 00:22:54,661
<i>It's really not your team.</i>

468
00:22:55,624 --> 00:22:59,344
<i>Look, Big Hoof's gone. We've got</i>
<i>a new contract, the owner's my friend,</i>

469
00:22:59,419 --> 00:23:02,049
<i>so, if Fake Steak's a deal breaker,</i>
<i>and you've gotta leave--</i>

470
00:23:02,130 --> 00:23:03,630
<i>Wait, wait, first of all,</i>

471
00:23:04,132 --> 00:23:06,262
<i>why do you jump right to deal breaker?</i>

472
00:23:06,343 --> 00:23:08,433
<i>It's like-- It's not a deal breaker.</i>

473
00:23:08,512 --> 00:23:09,722
<i>Yeah, no, I didn't.</i>

474
00:23:09,805 --> 00:23:11,805
<i>-Neither did I.</i>
<i>-No deals are being broken.</i>

475
00:23:11,890 --> 00:23:14,180
<i>-I agree completely.</i>
<i>-[Catherine] Okay.</i>

476
00:23:18,021 --> 00:23:20,071
<i>But maybe we could just say that,</i>
<i>you know,</i>

477
00:23:20,565 --> 00:23:23,985
<i>Jake doesn't have to do appearances</i>
<i>with the product.</i>

478
00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:26,069
<i>Yeah, sorry. He's gotta.</i>

479
00:23:27,322 --> 00:23:28,322
<i>Uh-huh.</i>

480
00:23:29,825 --> 00:23:30,825
<i>Uh-huh.</i>

481
00:23:32,494 --> 00:23:33,914
<i>Okay. Um…</i>

482
00:23:34,830 --> 00:23:36,830
<i>He'll do appearances,</i>
<i>but he's not wearing the shirt.</i>

483
00:23:36,915 --> 00:23:38,955
<i>-He has to wear the shirt.</i>
<i>-I don't mind the shirt.</i>

484
00:23:39,042 --> 00:23:40,342
<i>I don't, you know.</i>

485
00:23:40,836 --> 00:23:42,796
<i>And I don't think he does either.</i>

486
00:23:42,879 --> 00:23:45,799
<i>But he's not eating the product.</i>
<i>That's one thing I put my foot down on.</i>

487
00:23:45,882 --> 00:23:48,182
<i>No. He's gotta eat it.</i>
<i>I don't see a way around that.</i>

488
00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:50,260
<i>I don't either. My foot's up. Uh…</i>

489
00:23:55,308 --> 00:23:57,098
<i>That's a deal right there,</i>
<i>I think, right?</i>

490
00:23:57,185 --> 00:23:58,845
<i>That's how negotiations work.</i>

491
00:23:58,937 --> 00:24:00,807
<i>We're supposed to hurt a little,</i>
<i>each of us.</i>

492
00:24:00,897 --> 00:24:03,607
<i>I feel good about this.</i>
<i>So, do we handshake?</i>

493
00:24:03,692 --> 00:24:05,822
<i>You wanna hug it out? Double-gun walkaway?</i>

494
00:24:05,902 --> 00:24:08,032
<i>You could leave and close the door.</i>

495
00:24:08,113 --> 00:24:11,323
<i>Okay. I'm gonna--</i>
<i>I guess I'll holster these and just--</i>

496
00:24:12,826 --> 00:24:15,286
<i>[engines roaring]</i>

497
00:24:15,370 --> 00:24:18,620
<i>Okay. We already have</i>
<i>that other team if we need that.</i>

498
00:24:18,707 --> 00:24:21,497
<i>But I was thinking this way,</i>
<i>and it's a little different,</i>

499
00:24:21,585 --> 00:24:24,665
<i>but what if we were</i>
<i>to stay at Bobby Spencer Racing</i>

500
00:24:24,754 --> 00:24:26,884
<i>and we sell Fake Steak?</i>
<i>It's another way to go.</i>

501
00:24:26,965 --> 00:24:28,625
<i>Struck out getting the job, huh?</i>

502
00:24:28,717 --> 00:24:32,097
<i>Remember when Randy Johnson</i>
<i>hit a bird with a pitch, and it exploded?</i>

503
00:24:32,179 --> 00:24:33,179
<i>Yeah.</i>

504
00:24:33,263 --> 00:24:34,813
<i>-I was that bird.</i>
<i>-[Chuck] Oh.</i>

505
00:24:36,266 --> 00:24:38,976
<i>I did research on Fake Steak</i>
<i>and I gotta tell you,</i>

506
00:24:39,060 --> 00:24:40,520
<i>it's an important product.</i>

507
00:24:40,604 --> 00:24:42,654
<i>-Really?</i>
<i>-Come on.</i>

508
00:24:43,857 --> 00:24:46,487
<i>I'm telling you,</i>
<i>plant-based protein is the future.</i>

509
00:24:46,568 --> 00:24:49,648
<i>And gorillas, I didn't know this,</i>
<i>they eat nothing but vegetables,</i>

510
00:24:49,738 --> 00:24:51,988
<i>and they're the strongest animal</i>
<i>on the planet.</i>

511
00:24:52,699 --> 00:24:55,739
<i>Koko, the gorilla.</i>
<i>You know the first word he could sign was?</i>

512
00:24:55,827 --> 00:24:57,077
<i>-[Beth] She.</i>
<i>-Okay, okay.</i>

513
00:24:59,539 --> 00:25:03,419
<i>The first word he could sign,</i>
<i>and he had a choice of any word,</i>

514
00:25:03,502 --> 00:25:05,752
<i>and you know what he came up with?</i>
<i>Mushroom.</i>

515
00:25:05,837 --> 00:25:07,837
<i>Okay. No, Kev--</i>
<i>There's no way that's true.</i>

516
00:25:07,923 --> 00:25:09,973
<i>It's totally true. I saw a documentary.</i>

517
00:25:10,050 --> 00:25:10,880
<i>-Really?</i>
<i>-Yeah.</i>

518
00:25:10,967 --> 00:25:13,427
<i>It was hosted by Morgan Freeman,</i>
<i>so you know it's true.</i>

519
00:25:13,512 --> 00:25:14,802
<i>-I believe him.</i>
<i>-No, wait.</i>

520
00:25:15,305 --> 00:25:17,345
<i>Actually, Koko's first word was "love."</i>

521
00:25:17,432 --> 00:25:18,852
<i>Fine. Then it was the second word.</i>

522
00:25:18,934 --> 00:25:21,944
<i>-It doesn't really matter. No--</i>
<i>-No, Kevin. That was "friend."</i>

523
00:25:22,437 --> 00:25:24,557
<i>I'll tell you what</i>
<i>the third word was, okay? It was…</i>

524
00:25:25,190 --> 00:25:28,570
<i>-See, that looked like mushroom.</i>
<i>-Like mushroom, but it was a punchy punch.</i>

525
00:25:28,652 --> 00:25:31,492
<i>Anyway, the point is,</i>

526
00:25:32,197 --> 00:25:35,367
<i>it wouldn't be the worst thing for us</i>
<i>to adopt a healthy lifestyle.</i>

527
00:25:35,450 --> 00:25:37,830
<i>We all could start eating a bit better.</i>
<i>Do we agree?</i>

528
00:25:37,911 --> 00:25:38,751
<i>-Yeah.</i>
<i>-Sure.</i>

529
00:25:38,828 --> 00:25:41,328
<i>-All right.</i>
<i>-All right! What'll it be?</i>

530
00:25:41,414 --> 00:25:42,964
<i>I'm gonna go with Sloppy Joe.</i>

531
00:25:43,458 --> 00:25:44,788
<i>-Pulled pork.</i>
<i>-Fried chicken.</i>

532
00:25:44,876 --> 00:25:47,046
<i>-Meatloaf.</i>
<i>-You still doing the bottomless meatballs?</i>

533
00:25:47,128 --> 00:25:49,418
<i>-Yep.</i>
<i>-Get us a couple of buckets to start off.</i>

534
00:25:49,923 --> 00:25:51,263
<i>Oh, hey, my commercial!</i>

535
00:25:52,467 --> 00:25:55,217
<i>[jingle playing]</i>

536
00:25:58,473 --> 00:26:02,143
<i>[announcer] </i><span style="style2">The box says fake,</i>
<span style="style2">but your mouth will say steak.</i>

537
00:26:02,227 --> 00:26:04,147
<i>Right, NASCAR superstar, Jake Martin?</i>

538
00:26:04,229 --> 00:26:05,359
<i>Yep.</i>

539
00:26:10,193 --> 00:26:11,153
<i>Wow.</i>

540
00:26:13,363 --> 00:26:14,413
<i>I know, buddy.</i>

541
00:26:15,574 --> 00:26:17,784
<i>[laughing] I looked unbelievable.</i>

542
00:26:24,624 --> 00:26:27,544
<i>[theme music playing]</i>