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‪NETFLIX 原創影集

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‪白旗揮下了

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‪奧斯汀狄倫保持領先，進入最後一圈

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‪彎把調整得很好

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‪今天最快的一圈

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‪開得很好，兄弟，安全抵達終點吧

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‪代我向吉姆道歉
‪上次停站維修時撞倒他了

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‪他本來是唯一沒被你撞過的組員

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‪所以還覺得被排擠

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‪我們的目標應該不只第23名吧？

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‪哈維克在第一賽段害他失控

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‪所以他能一路拼回來就算不錯了

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‪你爸可不會因為你表現“不錯”
‪就送你一匹小馬

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‪三號彎道出現大麻煩了

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‪-我看不到他，他在哪？
‪-怎麼回事？

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‪-發生什麼事？
‪-還有22號也全都撞在一起了

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‪-到處都是煙
‪-往上開，傑克

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‪他過去了嗎？

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‪傑克，你還好嗎？說話啊

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‪你們有看到嗎？太屌了

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‪我的反應能力超扯的

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‪看來就跟他這個人一樣

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‪好，我們會是最後一名完賽

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‪有幾輛車完賽？

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‪九輛

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‪前十名，萬歲！

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‪比賽真精彩，傑克

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‪這次是你從德州以後
‪最出色的完賽，你有什麼感覺？

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‪感覺想要狂嗑大蹄燒烤的肋排了

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‪萊姆乾烤肋排限時回歸中喔

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‪好啦

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‪但你在那場撞車中有什麼感覺？

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‪我深呼吸一下，然後就繼續開車

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‪至於無法深呼吸的人

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‪吸必咳製藥生產的支氣管擴張藥
‪藥效是全美最持久的

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‪好，下週就要到波科諾賽道了

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‪你怎麼制定策略與進行準備？

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‪大概是在甘德休旅車上好好睡一晚

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‪用美味的可口可樂補充水分

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‪找蓋可保險省下15%的車險保費

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‪然後再搔一下左邊乳頭

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‪就差那麼一點

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{\an8}‪現在才早上9點

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{\an8}‪為什麼有這麼多人在我的車庫？

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{\an8}‪凱瑟琳認為每個星期一早上
‪開車隊會議一定很不錯

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{\an8}‪我現在一邊說一邊微笑

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{\an8}‪是因為她可能就在附近

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{\an8}‪車隊會議？

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{\an8}‪這比我前妻幫我開危機處置會
‪還要浪費時間

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‪不過那是場好派對

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‪對，是很棒的派對

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‪等她走了以後就是

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{\an8}‪凱瑟琳是新來的

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{\an8}‪我們就讓她開這些會

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{\an8}‪她遲早會自己筋疲力盡

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{\an8}‪然後一切沒事了，別擔心

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‪傑克沒有抱怨

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‪那是因為他在睡覺

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‪你們如果想扯掉他的眉毛
‪我有工業用膠帶

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‪然後我們再幫他畫回去

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{\an8}‪不行，上次我們畫得太直

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{\an8}‪他看起來像一眉道人一樣

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{\an8}‪我不是在睡覺
‪我是在等人注意到我的新墨鏡

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‪很有型吧？

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‪-不會吧？
‪-拜託

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{\an8}‪除非你有導盲犬，不然在室內就拿掉

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{\an8}‪大家早安

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{\an8}‪歡迎參加我們新實施的週一朝會

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‪恭喜大家取得前十名完賽

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‪這讓我們從29位前進到27位

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‪厲害喔

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‪厲害喔，就是你

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‪為了感謝各位一週精采的表現

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‪我訂了水果籃要給大家吃

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‪我最愛吃那些了，謝謝妳

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‪馬屁精

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‪我覺得我們可以繼續努力

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‪我們沒道理不能在賽季結束前
‪成為前十名車隊

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‪前15名？

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‪前20名

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‪傑克可以跑入前20名

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‪對吧，傑克？

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‪他現在真的在睡覺

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‪我們這次比賽表現得很好

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‪但我想確保我們是在打造致勝車隊

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‪所以我要安排時間面試你們每一個人

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‪但我們已經拿到工作
‪不是早就被僱用了嗎？

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‪那當然

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‪嚴格而言，是我爸僱用你們

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‪就把這當作一次友善閒聊

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‪你們大概不會有事

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‪散會

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‪怎麼回事？為什麼要面試？

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‪這是我吃過最好吃的哈密瓜

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‪這也是我第一次聽說，不會有事的

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‪幫我一個忙

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‪不要再那樣吃了
‪你看起來像吃母乳的醜嬰兒

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‪貝絲，可以麻煩妳安排面試嗎？

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‪現在就可以解決我的面試

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‪我是凱文

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‪我幾乎一切都在行

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‪我的弱點？

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‪氪石

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‪安排超人第一個面試

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‪我很欣賞妳努力認識大家

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‪但當妳將之稱為面試

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‪大家會覺得可能要丟掉工作了

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‪對，我就是為此才那樣用字遣詞

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‪我如果只是想一起玩

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‪就會邀請他們到我辦公室玩

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‪妳想今天就開始嗎？

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‪不了，我請了贊助商
‪大蹄燒烤的羅伯華頓過來

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‪妳怎麼不告訴我羅伯要來？

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‪你現在是十分生氣

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‪我要你降到兩分

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‪那才不是十分

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‪妳用瑜伽球換掉我的辦公椅那次

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‪那次才是十分生氣

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‪你的體態後來變得前所未有的好

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‪好啦

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‪聽著

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‪恕我直言，這次還是由我主導比較好

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‪我來處理，因為我要跟他多討一點錢

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‪我們帶他參觀設施

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‪我在新開的亞洲融合餐廳訂位了

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‪所以喝點小酒，吃點生魚塔可餅後

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‪他就會開一張大支票給我

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‪我認識他，他對妳剛說的那些都過敏

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‪這支車隊想贏就需要更多錢

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‪也就是說我們的夥伴得多幫忙

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‪羅伯已經是我們最大的贊助商了

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‪他佔我們收入的多少？

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‪八成

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‪這是妳隨口編的嗎？

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‪沒錯

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‪妳還真快放棄

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‪凱文，我需要你支持我

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‪我真的支持妳

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‪但妳如果拿出圖表

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‪就一定會失去他

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‪沒事別畫蛇添足

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‪我們是第29位，早就需要多幾隻腳了

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‪其實經過昨天，已經是第27位了

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‪所以我才會買水果獎勵你們

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‪謝謝妳送的水果

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‪實在是又漂亮又好吃

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‪妳哪位啊？

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‪可以檢查一下拉桿套管的長度嗎？

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‪阿米爾

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‪要我用噴燈燒他嗎？

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‪抱歉，我在寫履歷

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‪克服我的焦慮算是特殊技能嗎？

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‪要你辦得到才算

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‪我知道你為面試很緊張
‪我晚點再幫你準備

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‪先專心處理引擎

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‪看看我在大廳找到誰了

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‪見到你真開心

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‪我根本不知道你在哪

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‪-在她背後
‪-對啊

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‪看看我找到什麼

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‪我不確定該怎麼處理這些古巴雪茄

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‪這是違禁品，我不想要它們出現在這

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‪所以我們大概應該要燒掉證物

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‪這就是我為什麼愛你了，兄弟

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‪別擔心，查克，我沒有忘了你

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‪從來沒有人這麼做過

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‪我是羅伯，幸會

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‪我是阿米爾啊，我們見過七次了

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‪我們是臉書朋友

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‪我還捐錢給你的救馬協會

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‪好喔

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‪羅伯，很高興終於見到你本人了

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‪我是凱瑟琳史賓瑟

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‪真辣

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‪如果妳的才智比得上美貌
‪那我們就沒問題了

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‪我就是靠外表進入史丹佛大學的

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‪我則是靠這副尊容進入社區大學的

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‪說得好

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‪你們可以回去工作了

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‪我帶羅伯去參觀底盤製造廠

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‪讓我猜猜，一堆穿著工作服的人

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‪一邊敲著鐵管
‪一邊聽1960年代搖滾樂

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‪原來你去過了，好

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‪我們升級了軟體…

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‪下一個

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‪-運輸車？
‪-懶得理

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‪那午餐呢？

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‪這還差不多

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‪有一間很棒的亞洲融合…

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‪又差遠了

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‪凱文

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‪我突然腦袋抽筋了

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‪巴比以前會帶我們去的那地方…

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‪-他想去停站餐廳
‪-對

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‪我們去停站餐廳吧，羅伯

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‪妳真懂得看風向，小凱

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‪-我比較喜歡被叫凱瑟琳
‪-我不一樣，我喜歡叫綽號

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‪你也要一起來

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‪不了，你和小凱…

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‪瑟琳，應該要…

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‪聊聊生意跟工作，玩個開心

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‪那正是我想避免的

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00:08:26,923 --> 00:08:27,883
‪走吧，小吉

204
00:08:27,965 --> 00:08:29,795
‪我們去吃一大堆肋排

205
00:08:29,884 --> 00:08:30,894
‪再殺個幾頭鹿吧

206
00:08:34,764 --> 00:08:35,934
‪妳找我？

207
00:08:36,432 --> 00:08:37,272
‪對

208
00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:39,480
‪我想確保你不會因明天的面試而緊張

209
00:08:40,144 --> 00:08:42,774
‪跟一個陌生人同搭電梯才叫緊張

210
00:08:42,855 --> 00:08:45,065
‪這則是同一台電梯，卻塞滿魷魚

211
00:08:45,149 --> 00:08:46,979
‪而且那些魷魚還拿著刀

212
00:08:47,068 --> 00:08:48,738
‪你不會有事的

213
00:08:48,819 --> 00:08:50,449
‪有你在車隊算是我們幸運

214
00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:51,780
‪你是我所認識最聰明的人

215
00:08:52,448 --> 00:08:53,658
‪我知道妳認識哪些人

216
00:08:57,161 --> 00:08:59,001
‪我很不擅長一對一互動

217
00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:00,870
‪你通常是怎麼面對的？

218
00:09:00,957 --> 00:09:03,037
‪我會驚慌失措地說：“我的牙冠壞了”

219
00:09:03,125 --> 00:09:04,125
‪然後就逃離現場

220
00:09:05,253 --> 00:09:06,343
‪這招絕對不會成功

221
00:09:06,420 --> 00:09:08,510
‪跟凱文面試這份工作時就成功了

222
00:09:08,589 --> 00:09:09,969
‪跟我太太求婚時也成功了

223
00:09:10,633 --> 00:09:12,843
‪等等，去年我要賣你
‪我姪女做的童軍餅乾時

224
00:09:12,927 --> 00:09:14,967
‪你的牙冠是不是也壞了？

225
00:09:16,264 --> 00:09:17,314
‪對妳也成功了

226
00:09:18,808 --> 00:09:20,228
‪好吧，我們來練習

227
00:09:21,269 --> 00:09:22,099
‪歡迎，阿米爾

228
00:09:22,186 --> 00:09:24,766
‪我是凱瑟琳，我是史丹佛畢業的

229
00:09:26,857 --> 00:09:29,567
‪你可能已經知道了
‪因為我每半小時就說一次

230
00:09:31,070 --> 00:09:32,490
‪她的確是常常提起

231
00:09:33,114 --> 00:09:34,954
‪就是說啊，好了

232
00:09:35,866 --> 00:09:38,786
‪身為總工程師，你有什麼責任？

233
00:09:38,869 --> 00:09:41,039
‪我負責操作電腦

234
00:09:41,122 --> 00:09:43,922
‪有時候我會覺得是被電腦操縱

235
00:09:44,667 --> 00:09:46,747
‪這是笑話，因為掌控的人當然是我

236
00:09:47,253 --> 00:09:48,383
‪直到機器人革命為止

237
00:09:48,462 --> 00:09:50,092
‪我覺得我對它們會有用途

238
00:09:50,172 --> 00:09:51,342
‪你先別說了

239
00:09:51,966 --> 00:09:52,926
‪你聽起來有點瘋狂

240
00:09:53,009 --> 00:09:54,549
‪而且看起好像在試圖降落飛機

241
00:09:55,052 --> 00:09:57,012
‪-妳在講什麼？
‪-你的手

242
00:09:57,096 --> 00:09:58,886
‪那是我最不擔心的事情…

243
00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:00,599
‪看看它們活蹦亂跳的

244
00:10:01,809 --> 00:10:05,519
‪你說話的時候盡量把手插口袋

245
00:10:09,066 --> 00:10:10,146
‪這招不錯

246
00:10:11,777 --> 00:10:13,607
‪太棒了，我覺得冷靜多了

247
00:10:13,696 --> 00:10:16,446
‪-不錯喔
‪-我還找到一顆薄荷糖

248
00:10:17,241 --> 00:10:19,371
‪或是鎮靜劑，無論是哪個都有幫助

249
00:10:21,996 --> 00:10:23,076
‪不對，這是石頭

250
00:10:27,793 --> 00:10:30,303
‪韓特力、吉布斯、史都華哈斯

251
00:10:30,379 --> 00:10:31,799
‪車隊三大巨頭

252
00:10:31,881 --> 00:10:33,841
‪我們可以乾坐在這裡什麼都不幹

253
00:10:33,924 --> 00:10:37,644
‪也可以用正確的資源活化我們的車隊

254
00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:39,470
‪我在史丹佛學到的一件事

255
00:10:39,555 --> 00:10:42,345
‪就是我們不能被動，一定要主動

256
00:10:43,100 --> 00:10:45,520
‪真希望我們的服務生更主動一點

257
00:10:45,603 --> 00:10:47,443
‪妳應該讓她看看妳的簡報

258
00:10:48,981 --> 00:10:52,231
‪我還是先暫停，幫大家再拿一輪酒

259
00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:54,398
‪-我去拿就好
‪-不用，我已經站起來了

260
00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:57,367
‪-可以順便問問薯塊和雞翅好了嗎？
‪-好

261
00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:00,621
‪小吉，她快煩死我了

262
00:11:00,701 --> 00:11:01,541
‪我知道

263
00:11:01,619 --> 00:11:03,249
‪我差不多快往生了

264
00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:05,119
‪要是她再說一次“活化”

265
00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:06,956
‪我就要活化我的前額去撞牆

266
00:11:07,041 --> 00:11:08,421
‪好啦，不要衝動

267
00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:09,461
‪你只會把自己撞暈

268
00:11:09,543 --> 00:11:11,883
‪醒來之後，她還是在講話

269
00:11:13,005 --> 00:11:14,965
‪她也是一番好意

270
00:11:15,049 --> 00:11:17,389
‪她想讓車隊變得更好，這對我們都好

271
00:11:17,468 --> 00:11:18,588
‪好啦

272
00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:20,508
‪不過我們至少要弄得有趣一點

273
00:11:20,596 --> 00:11:23,346
‪每次她提到“活化”，你就要喝

274
00:11:23,432 --> 00:11:24,562
‪不行啦

275
00:11:24,642 --> 00:11:25,982
‪-少來
‪-她是我的老闆

276
00:11:26,060 --> 00:11:27,600
‪我們的關係現在有點緊繃

277
00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:29,687
‪-我很享受一起出來
‪-我知道

278
00:11:29,772 --> 00:11:30,692
‪-小吉
‪-是

279
00:11:30,773 --> 00:11:32,613
‪你、我還有巴比一起享樂

280
00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:35,192
‪你們拍我馬屁，聽我說每個笑話都笑

281
00:11:35,277 --> 00:11:36,527
‪這個好笑

282
00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:39,623
‪我贊助這支車隊

283
00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:42,119
‪不是為了要聽執行長小姐強行推銷的

284
00:11:42,201 --> 00:11:44,541
‪如果不好玩，那我就不玩了

285
00:11:44,620 --> 00:11:46,290
‪-我不玩了
‪-我們來玩啦

286
00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:48,832
‪我們就來玩，好嗎？就照你說的玩

287
00:11:48,916 --> 00:11:50,206
‪-照我說的玩？
‪-對

288
00:11:50,292 --> 00:11:52,212
‪為了公平起見，我也會喝

289
00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:54,840
‪關鍵字是“資源”、“協同”

290
00:11:54,922 --> 00:11:56,632
‪我再大放送，“史丹佛”我也喝

291
00:11:57,299 --> 00:11:59,639
‪我們別太刻薄，我不想害她傷心

292
00:12:00,219 --> 00:12:03,059
‪我叫凱文，我很在乎內心

293
00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:06,635
‪好了，酒來了

294
00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,186
‪還有我們的服務生要道歉

295
00:12:08,269 --> 00:12:11,479
‪萊恩布雷尼在她上菜以前
‪先把你的雞翅端走了

296
00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:14,941
‪什麼？王八蛋萊恩布雷尼

297
00:12:16,944 --> 00:12:18,154
‪他是在比我中指嗎？

298
00:12:18,237 --> 00:12:20,357
‪應該是，那樣舔手指也太奇怪了

299
00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:24,583
‪你幹什麼？

300
00:12:25,244 --> 00:12:26,664
‪我們想說你已經吃夠雞翅了

301
00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:28,460
‪我們才剛坐下耶

302
00:12:28,539 --> 00:12:30,169
‪不是，我們是說這輩子吃過的

303
00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:33,132
‪奧斯汀，我沒看到你

304
00:12:33,210 --> 00:12:35,340
‪你還是跳上布雷尼肩膀
‪湊成一個人的高度吧

305
00:12:36,464 --> 00:12:38,014
‪我172公分，那是平均身高

306
00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:39,680
‪你要站到安全帽上才有

307
00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:42,886
‪那頂安全帽贏過戴通納500賽

308
00:12:43,345 --> 00:12:45,385
‪我只想要有一頓飯
‪是你不會提起那件事的

309
00:12:46,515 --> 00:12:47,425
‪好了

310
00:12:48,058 --> 00:12:49,058
‪剛才說到哪了？

311
00:12:49,143 --> 00:12:51,813
‪我們已經說過車隊的部署

312
00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:55,936
‪現在應該可以談談我們能強化什麼

313
00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:56,935
‪-喝？
‪-不用

314
00:12:57,026 --> 00:12:59,736
‪我們若要增加未來求勝機會

315
00:12:59,820 --> 00:13:01,660
‪所需要的是額外資源

316
00:13:01,739 --> 00:13:03,279
‪-敬資源
‪-對

317
00:13:03,365 --> 00:13:05,275
‪所以我有幾個方法

318
00:13:05,367 --> 00:13:07,497
‪應該可以活化我們的潛力

319
00:13:07,578 --> 00:13:08,408
‪好

320
00:13:08,496 --> 00:13:10,616
‪不好意思，小凱，剛才那句我沒聽到

321
00:13:10,706 --> 00:13:13,666
‪我只是在說
‪我在找方法活化我們的潛力

322
00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:16,840
‪能像這樣向妳學習真是太好了

323
00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:18,671
‪因為我是菜鳥

324
00:13:18,756 --> 00:13:19,586
‪就是在…

325
00:13:19,673 --> 00:13:20,973
‪妳很聰明

326
00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:23,260
‪你知道她讀什麼大學嗎？柏克萊

327
00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:25,104
‪不是，是史丹佛

328
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:26,808
‪我是史丹佛畢業的

329
00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:28,269
‪那是在康乃狄克州吧？

330
00:13:28,349 --> 00:13:31,229
‪不是，那是斯坦福，我讀的是史丹佛

331
00:13:32,937 --> 00:13:33,767
‪喝吧

332
00:13:33,854 --> 00:13:34,774
‪好了

333
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:36,975
‪我快喘不過氣了

334
00:13:39,026 --> 00:13:39,896
‪我錯過了什麼？

335
00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:42,816
‪我們只是在鬧妳而已

336
00:13:42,905 --> 00:13:44,945
‪不對，絕對有什麼不對勁

337
00:13:45,032 --> 00:13:48,992
‪每次妳說出花俏字眼，像是“活化”

338
00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:50,078
‪我們就得喝酒

339
00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:52,369
‪這是…

340
00:13:54,416 --> 00:13:56,746
‪-別笑了
‪-這只是我們會玩的遊戲

341
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,246
‪-我們在耍蠢
‪-不會啦

342
00:13:58,337 --> 00:13:59,507
‪-抱歉
‪-聽起來很好玩

343
00:14:00,422 --> 00:14:02,012
‪我們在史丹佛也常這麼做

344
00:14:02,716 --> 00:14:05,296
‪遊戲已經結束，別喝了，拜託

345
00:14:05,803 --> 00:14:06,853
‪抱歉，我們是在胡鬧

346
00:14:06,929 --> 00:14:08,139
‪不會啦

347
00:14:08,639 --> 00:14:09,769
‪我也快被自己無聊死了

348
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,309
‪現在我們來狂嗑雞翅

349
00:14:11,392 --> 00:14:14,312
‪然後出去大開殺戒

350
00:14:16,063 --> 00:14:17,153
‪那是鬼椒

351
00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:18,820
‪對

352
00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:22,105
‪嘿，查克

353
00:14:22,194 --> 00:14:24,574
‪阿米爾有點擔心他明天的面試

354
00:14:25,072 --> 00:14:26,412
‪-你還好吧？
‪-好極了

355
00:14:26,490 --> 00:14:28,080
‪有什麼想談談的嗎？

356
00:14:28,158 --> 00:14:29,158
‪沒有

357
00:14:29,743 --> 00:14:31,293
‪心裡會七上八下嗎？

358
00:14:33,163 --> 00:14:35,463
‪妳以後還是別這麼做了

359
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,134
‪她會想知道你在這裡的工作

360
00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:45,005
‪你得找些事告訴她

361
00:14:45,092 --> 00:14:46,682
‪我讓車可以運作

362
00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:47,970
‪好，你的長處是什麼？

363
00:14:48,053 --> 00:14:49,893
‪我讓車可以運作

364
00:14:50,472 --> 00:14:51,472
‪拜託一下，查克

365
00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:54,177
‪她是新老闆，你得稍微順她的意

366
00:14:54,268 --> 00:14:56,148
‪-我不用
‪-為什麼不用？

367
00:14:56,228 --> 00:14:57,648
‪看看這座車庫

368
00:14:57,730 --> 00:15:00,070
‪有看到哪個人也能讓車子運作嗎？

369
00:15:01,066 --> 00:15:01,896
‪我不管你了

370
00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:04,744
‪要說有誰會被開除，那一定是傑克

371
00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:07,110
‪你留一張女性的照片和他獨處

372
00:15:07,197 --> 00:15:08,697
‪他遲早會對那張照片調情

373
00:15:09,491 --> 00:15:10,371
‪這倒是沒錯

374
00:15:10,451 --> 00:15:12,411
‪我看過他在服飾店和假人調情

375
00:15:13,287 --> 00:15:15,117
‪有些假人也還不錯

376
00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:22,673
‪我去冰箱拿東西

377
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:24,255
‪不要射我

378
00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:26,129
‪你很安全

379
00:15:26,216 --> 00:15:27,926
‪沒有幾頭鹿會穿老媽子牛仔褲

380
00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:29,890
‪我喜歡淺一點的口袋

381
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,314
‪凱文，你搞什麼鬼？

382
00:15:33,390 --> 00:15:35,640
‪我是在開玩笑
‪我又不知道真的是老媽子牛仔褲

383
00:15:36,477 --> 00:15:38,017
‪你一整天都在暗中損我

384
00:15:39,521 --> 00:15:41,821
‪喝酒遊戲的事我很抱歉，好嗎？

385
00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:43,939
‪不過妳當時快要失去他了

386
00:15:44,026 --> 00:15:45,486
‪我當時進行得正順利

387
00:15:45,569 --> 00:15:47,109
‪妳在開玩笑嗎？妳都快掛了

388
00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:50,406
‪簡直都有禿鷹繞著那場對話猛啄了

389
00:15:50,491 --> 00:15:51,371
‪糟糕透頂

390
00:15:51,867 --> 00:15:53,827
‪我是他還沒走人的唯一理由，相信我

391
00:15:53,911 --> 00:15:56,411
‪生意通常不是這樣運作的

392
00:15:56,497 --> 00:15:57,327
‪對了

393
00:15:57,414 --> 00:15:59,424
‪如果你以為我會殺無力反抗的動物

394
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:00,630
‪那你一定是瘋了

395
00:16:00,709 --> 00:16:03,209
‪聽我說，妳不想殺生也無所謂

396
00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:05,255
‪槍口朝別的地方開槍就是了

397
00:16:05,339 --> 00:16:07,509
‪我們來這裡是要滿足羅伯的

398
00:16:07,591 --> 00:16:09,721
‪我只想要這場夢魘快結束

399
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:11,052
‪希望你們有道路救援服務

400
00:16:11,136 --> 00:16:12,506
‪我好像把鑰匙鎖在車內了

401
00:16:13,013 --> 00:16:14,313
‪-噴一下
‪-好

402
00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:15,310
‪-拿去
‪-謝謝

403
00:16:18,018 --> 00:16:19,558
‪這罐防蟲噴霧太難聞了

404
00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:21,355
‪那是因為那是鹿尿

405
00:16:22,898 --> 00:16:26,148
‪應該要噴在地上吸引鹿過來才對

406
00:16:27,861 --> 00:16:29,741
‪“別吃下去或噴進眼睛”

407
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,162
‪我兩個都違反了

408
00:16:33,534 --> 00:16:34,454
‪不要碰妳的臉

409
00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:35,405
‪我沒事啦

410
00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:37,834
‪-不是，妳的手指上有鬼椒
‪-還有鹿尿

411
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:43,960
‪你有空嗎？

412
00:16:44,044 --> 00:16:46,134
‪妳看這次更新的細節部分

413
00:16:46,213 --> 00:16:48,553
‪他們在二號彎道設了熱狗妹

414
00:16:48,632 --> 00:16:49,552
‪嘿，史黛芬妮

415
00:16:51,552 --> 00:16:53,102
‪我想談談凱瑟琳的面試

416
00:16:53,178 --> 00:16:55,598
‪盡量用舒緩的聲音跟她說話

417
00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:58,561
‪因為妳有時候聽起來
‪有點像我奶奶的傳真機

418
00:16:59,143 --> 00:17:02,233
‪她不是要面試我，我負責安排面試

419
00:17:02,312 --> 00:17:03,312
‪她是要面試你

420
00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:06,566
‪而且像我這樣扮演過音樂劇女主角

421
00:17:06,650 --> 00:17:08,320
‪也是要有天籟嗓音的

422
00:17:09,945 --> 00:17:12,155
‪我剛以十名完賽，我沒問題

423
00:17:12,239 --> 00:17:15,869
‪話是沒錯，但你和女性說話的方式
‪可能會有問題

424
00:17:15,951 --> 00:17:17,701
‪我不懂妳在說什麼

425
00:17:18,203 --> 00:17:20,003
‪你剛才對電玩人物調情

426
00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:21,580
‪我是在模擬真實比賽

427
00:17:21,665 --> 00:17:22,705
‪不要

428
00:17:23,584 --> 00:17:25,214
‪我需要你集中精神

429
00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:28,014
‪你要是在面試時對凱瑟琳調情
‪她一定會開除你

430
00:17:28,797 --> 00:17:30,087
‪我來問你問題

431
00:17:30,174 --> 00:17:33,264
‪你試著不向我要電話就回答完問題

432
00:17:33,343 --> 00:17:35,183
‪我好幾年沒試過要電話了

433
00:17:35,262 --> 00:17:36,142
‪我既有名又帥氣

434
00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:37,811
‪只要走出門比一下手指就好

435
00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:41,274
‪凱瑟琳一週前就試圖把你換掉

436
00:17:41,351 --> 00:17:44,311
‪她已經讓潔西待命
‪在你出錯時隨時取代你

437
00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:45,936
‪我很感激妳想幫忙

438
00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:47,823
‪但當我和女人一對一

439
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,280
‪她看到這雙眼時

440
00:17:49,359 --> 00:17:50,359
‪遊戲立刻結束

441
00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:52,364
‪就像我有對大奶子，但是長在臉上

442
00:17:57,117 --> 00:17:59,407
‪妳右眼上有瓶麥格啤酒

443
00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:01,075
‪可以用百威淡啤和妳換嗎？

444
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:09,921
‪很慘嗎？

445
00:18:11,423 --> 00:18:12,723
‪我不會說看起來很慘

446
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,130
‪簡直悽慘透頂

447
00:18:14,843 --> 00:18:15,973
‪對，我會這麼說

448
00:18:19,681 --> 00:18:20,521
‪有鹿

449
00:18:31,819 --> 00:18:32,649
‪可惡！

450
00:18:33,153 --> 00:18:34,243
‪這個瞄準鏡一定不準

451
00:18:34,321 --> 00:18:37,121
‪對啊，工欲善其事，必先利其器

452
00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:39,276
‪我們車隊現在也是一樣狀況

453
00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:40,828
‪-現在不是時候
‪-現在就是時候

454
00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:42,581
‪聽凱文的話

455
00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:45,708
‪我就跟你攤牌了

456
00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:48,671
‪你一直很大方
‪但我們需要多兩成才能保持競爭力

457
00:18:48,752 --> 00:18:51,132
‪-懶得理
‪-先聽我說完，我只…

458
00:18:54,883 --> 00:18:56,013
‪有鹿

459
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:57,966
‪換妳開槍

460
00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:00,394
‪不了，你開吧，你是客人

461
00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:02,022
‪換妳開槍

462
00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:03,269
‪開槍吧

463
00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:12,730
‪我射歪了

464
00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:14,568
‪話說回來…

465
00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:15,903
‪糟糕，妳沒射歪

466
00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:17,448
‪有隻幼鹿被妳射個正著

467
00:19:19,658 --> 00:19:20,828
‪牠沒事吧？讓我看看

468
00:19:20,909 --> 00:19:21,789
‪這樣好了

469
00:19:22,953 --> 00:19:24,913
‪讓母鹿獨處一下吧

470
00:19:26,123 --> 00:19:27,543
‪天啊，我幹了什麼好事？

471
00:19:27,624 --> 00:19:30,754
‪妳違法殺了幼鹿，這很不好

472
00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:33,416
‪但說實在的，我很想知道牠的滋味

473
00:19:36,049 --> 00:19:38,179
‪謝謝妳留下來幫忙

474
00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:39,600
‪這是我的榮幸

475
00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:41,468
‪不瞞妳說，我加班有錢拿的

476
00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:46,693
‪況且，沒人在盜獵一整天後
‪會想要一個人獨處

477
00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:51,440
‪他們說會把牠埋起來
‪但我很確定是烤來吃了

478
00:19:54,067 --> 00:19:56,647
‪“眼睛置於噴水口，轉動手把”

479
00:19:58,822 --> 00:20:00,572
‪“慢慢轉動手把”

480
00:20:00,657 --> 00:20:02,657
‪要慢慢轉，是我的錯，抱歉

481
00:20:03,410 --> 00:20:04,540
‪好了

482
00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:06,660
‪眼睛還是很痛，但鼻竇順暢了

483
00:20:07,789 --> 00:20:08,619
‪好

484
00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:13,336
‪今天不可能更慘了

485
00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:16,053
‪雖然聽起來很可悲

486
00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:19,050
‪但這是我今天最棒的部分

487
00:20:20,260 --> 00:20:23,140
‪妳如果照照鏡子，應該就不會那麼說

488
00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:26,099
‪最瘋狂的部分是

489
00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:28,225
‪妳可能已經注意到了

490
00:20:28,727 --> 00:20:30,017
‪我很擅長交際

491
00:20:31,939 --> 00:20:32,859
‪對

492
00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:35,070
‪我們都是這麼認為的

493
00:20:36,151 --> 00:20:36,991
‪謝謝

494
00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:40,914
‪如果我們所有贊助商都像這樣…

495
00:20:40,989 --> 00:20:42,489
‪妳鬥志滿滿，這只是第一回合

496
00:20:45,702 --> 00:20:46,752
‪很高興有妳在，貝絲

497
00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:49,289
‪有個女性能講話的感覺真好

498
00:20:49,873 --> 00:20:50,713
‪謝謝

499
00:20:51,541 --> 00:20:52,881
‪妳可以下班了

500
00:20:56,505 --> 00:20:58,875
‪早安，妳看起來好多了

501
00:21:00,050 --> 00:21:02,590
‪聞起來還是有點像單身鹿派對

502
00:21:03,762 --> 00:21:04,972
‪面試都準備好了嗎？

503
00:21:05,055 --> 00:21:06,055
‪-那當然
‪-好

504
00:21:06,556 --> 00:21:08,386
‪阿米爾，由你先來

505
00:21:08,475 --> 00:21:09,515
‪我迫不及待了

506
00:21:11,395 --> 00:21:13,765
‪你進入公司將近十年了

507
00:21:13,855 --> 00:21:16,105
‪要你幫自己打分數的話，會是幾分？

508
00:21:16,191 --> 00:21:18,991
‪妳很明顯希望我打甲，對吧？

509
00:21:19,069 --> 00:21:20,609
‪但那樣不是很自大嗎？

510
00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:21,736
‪所以我要打乙

511
00:21:22,239 --> 00:21:23,409
‪但又不對

512
00:21:23,490 --> 00:21:25,030
‪那妳何不僱用甲等員工就好

513
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:26,617
‪所以我要打甲

514
00:21:26,702 --> 00:21:29,412
‪甲下，乙，乙上？不過加上全勤

515
00:21:30,455 --> 00:21:34,375
‪好，那你打算怎麼從乙上變甲？

516
00:21:35,419 --> 00:21:36,749
‪我打算怎麼…好問…

517
00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:40,343
‪我應該說甲就好的，就知道我該說…

518
00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:43,968
‪糟糕，我的外套

519
00:21:44,052 --> 00:21:45,682
‪-阿米爾？
‪-等我一下

520
00:21:51,852 --> 00:21:53,192
‪不好意思，問題是什麼？

521
00:21:59,526 --> 00:22:00,606
‪妳好

522
00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:03,201
‪你好

523
00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:05,570
‪聽我說，我們一開始處得不是很好

524
00:22:06,074 --> 00:22:07,784
‪你已經證明你很快了

525
00:22:07,868 --> 00:22:09,698
‪你覺得你要怎麼做才能更穩定？

526
00:22:09,786 --> 00:22:11,616
‪我一向都很穩定

527
00:22:11,705 --> 00:22:13,285
‪但不是每次都很快

528
00:22:15,042 --> 00:22:17,002
‪-什麼？
‪-妳好啊

529
00:22:19,129 --> 00:22:20,919
‪傑克，我需要你集中精神

530
00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:22,006
‪這是面試

531
00:22:22,090 --> 00:22:23,800
‪我問你問題，你負責回答

532
00:22:25,260 --> 00:22:26,090
‪好

533
00:22:26,595 --> 00:22:28,555
‪如果你想待在這支車隊

534
00:22:28,638 --> 00:22:30,218
‪我得看到認真的努力

535
00:22:30,307 --> 00:22:31,267
‪這我可以辦到

536
00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:34,810
‪你的反應很快，但要多花時間訓練

537
00:22:34,895 --> 00:22:36,355
‪你的單圈時間夠快

538
00:22:36,438 --> 00:22:38,438
‪但你要用模擬器多練習

539
00:22:38,523 --> 00:22:39,363
‪還有你的視力…

540
00:22:39,441 --> 00:22:40,611
‪沒事，你的眼睛很完美

541
00:22:40,692 --> 00:22:41,572
‪對

542
00:22:42,152 --> 00:22:43,202
‪確實很完美

543
00:22:44,279 --> 00:22:45,779
‪我就知道我們遲早會說到那裡

544
00:22:46,740 --> 00:22:47,870
‪祝妳一天順心

545
00:22:50,452 --> 00:22:51,372
‪我叫查克來了

546
00:22:51,453 --> 00:22:53,713
‪我不用找查克，他讓車可以運作

547
00:22:54,289 --> 00:22:55,289
‪我試著告訴她了

548
00:23:00,253 --> 00:23:02,673
‪但如果妳有空，我們能進行妳的面試

549
00:23:03,924 --> 00:23:06,434
‪我沒想到我需要面試

550
00:23:06,510 --> 00:23:08,260
‪我還以為我們那時就交心了

551
00:23:08,762 --> 00:23:10,142
‪“很高興有妳在”

552
00:23:11,765 --> 00:23:12,885
‪妳能讓車可以運作嗎？

553
00:23:13,475 --> 00:23:14,515
‪我讓辦公室得以運作

554
00:23:14,601 --> 00:23:15,481
‪妳先坐下吧

555
00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:16,600
‪沒問題

556
00:23:18,855 --> 00:23:20,355
‪好，貝絲

557
00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:22,730
‪妳是負責記帳的人吧？

558
00:23:22,818 --> 00:23:23,988
‪-沒錯
‪-好

559
00:23:24,486 --> 00:23:28,816
‪過去三年來有11000元的雜支？

560
00:23:30,617 --> 00:23:32,037
‪對，那個啊

561
00:23:32,619 --> 00:23:33,579
‪雜支

562
00:23:34,538 --> 00:23:36,248
‪我知道妳為什麼要問這個

563
00:23:37,290 --> 00:23:39,580
‪自從酒類無法抵稅後

564
00:23:39,668 --> 00:23:40,918
‪每當我們出去喝酒…

565
00:23:41,002 --> 00:23:43,592
‪不過這也不常發生，我們又不是酒鬼

566
00:23:43,672 --> 00:23:46,262
‪有些人喝比較多，但我不會

567
00:23:46,341 --> 00:23:49,091
‪不是說我不喝酒，只是我沒酗酒問題

568
00:23:49,177 --> 00:23:51,297
‪我又不會在早上喝酒

569
00:23:51,388 --> 00:23:53,468
‪不過誰不愛喝含羞草酒啊

570
00:23:56,059 --> 00:23:57,269
‪我的牙冠好像壞了

571
00:23:59,938 --> 00:24:01,608
‪-面試進行得如何？
‪-不太順利

572
00:24:01,690 --> 00:24:02,520
‪-因為手嗎？
‪-嗯

573
00:24:02,607 --> 00:24:03,437
‪那的確會害到你

574
00:24:05,735 --> 00:24:06,565
‪沒事吧？

575
00:24:08,113 --> 00:24:10,453
‪她的牙冠掉了，要去看牙醫

576
00:24:10,949 --> 00:24:11,949
‪小偷！

577
00:24:16,371 --> 00:24:17,711
‪抱歉我遲到了

578
00:24:17,789 --> 00:24:19,749
‪我在忙著到處救火

579
00:24:20,333 --> 00:24:22,423
‪希望這能讓妳好過點
‪妳沒殺死一隻幼鹿

580
00:24:22,502 --> 00:24:24,552
‪-沒有嗎？
‪-沒有，妳是殺了兩隻幼鹿

581
00:24:26,465 --> 00:24:28,585
‪一槍送兄妹一起上路，射得真漂亮

582
00:24:29,801 --> 00:24:30,971
‪這怎麼會讓我好過？

583
00:24:31,052 --> 00:24:33,102
‪一槍雙鹿？簡直就是神槍手

584
00:24:33,180 --> 00:24:34,510
‪妳可能會收到擁槍歌手來電

585
00:24:38,059 --> 00:24:38,889
‪總而言之

586
00:24:38,977 --> 00:24:40,687
‪後來我和羅伯出去

587
00:24:40,770 --> 00:24:42,730
‪喝個大醉，最後跑到一家鬆餅店

588
00:24:42,814 --> 00:24:44,944
‪我就施展魅力，猜猜接下來怎麼著？

589
00:24:45,025 --> 00:24:46,895
‪-你們親熱了？
‪-差不多

590
00:24:46,985 --> 00:24:49,275
‪他同意增加兩成贊助

591
00:24:49,362 --> 00:24:50,612
‪看吧！

592
00:24:51,406 --> 00:24:54,276
‪等等，這是鬆餅店的收據

593
00:24:54,367 --> 00:24:55,787
‪對，我不要自掏腰包

594
00:24:55,869 --> 00:24:58,119
‪就報雜支吧

595
00:24:59,539 --> 00:25:00,669
‪800元？

596
00:25:00,749 --> 00:25:01,999
‪我們搞了點破壞

597
00:25:02,083 --> 00:25:03,043
‪你吃了多少鬆餅？

598
00:25:03,126 --> 00:25:04,836
‪不是，是破壞財物

599
00:25:05,587 --> 00:25:07,047
‪他們需要換一台點唱機

600
00:25:07,130 --> 00:25:08,340
‪另外，我是很愛他們

601
00:25:08,423 --> 00:25:11,473
‪但羅伯可不喜歡BBD三人組

602
00:25:12,802 --> 00:25:14,602
‪好吧，恭喜你了

603
00:25:14,679 --> 00:25:16,429
‪謝謝，對了

604
00:25:16,515 --> 00:25:18,675
‪那種情況在未來是可以避免的

605
00:25:18,767 --> 00:25:20,437
‪只要妳交給當家大哥就行了

606
00:25:21,019 --> 00:25:23,189
‪我現在有個任務要交給你

607
00:25:23,688 --> 00:25:25,268
‪去找羅伯，跟他說他被開除了

608
00:25:26,399 --> 00:25:28,489
‪妳不能開除我們的主贊助商

609
00:25:28,568 --> 00:25:29,738
‪我再找到一個就可以了

610
00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:32,240
‪但我拿到錢了，妳在講什麼？

611
00:25:32,322 --> 00:25:35,162
‪妳只因為不喜歡他，就要把他踢掉？

612
00:25:35,242 --> 00:25:37,952
‪我討厭羅伯的一切，他超級混蛋

613
00:25:38,036 --> 00:25:39,746
‪但那不是我踢掉他的原因

614
00:25:39,829 --> 00:25:41,959
‪我踢掉他，是因為他根本不在乎車隊

615
00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:44,790
‪每次我要跟他說我們的需求
‪他就說：“下一個”

616
00:25:44,876 --> 00:25:46,416
‪未來的計畫？“懶得理”

617
00:25:46,503 --> 00:25:48,553
‪-讓我去跟他談談
‪-不，凱文

618
00:25:48,630 --> 00:25:49,920
‪我已經下定決心了

619
00:25:50,715 --> 00:25:52,875
‪妳要拋棄這段交情

620
00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:54,715
‪就為了多一點錢？

621
00:25:54,803 --> 00:25:56,513
‪其實錢反而少了一點

622
00:25:56,596 --> 00:25:59,426
‪但他們是有潛力的認真夥伴

623
00:25:59,516 --> 00:26:01,936
‪我們表現越好，他們就會花更多錢

624
00:26:02,018 --> 00:26:05,478
‪他們的投資
‪不會取決於你能塞多少薯塊到嘴裡

625
00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:08,395
‪那只是哲學上的討論

626
00:26:09,442 --> 00:26:11,402
‪忠誠度總有點價值吧

627
00:26:11,486 --> 00:26:12,316
‪下一個！

628
00:26:12,404 --> 00:26:14,034
‪他們已經贊助我們18年了

629
00:26:14,114 --> 00:26:15,244
‪懶得理！

630
00:27:09,210 --> 00:27:12,130
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