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And, of course, I set it to Icelandic time
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because we share a love
of the aurora borealis, Gordy.
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And you have no idea how to tell time.
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Great gift, Dad.
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Way to think things through.
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Somehow, you'd think that a man
who can send a rocket into space
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would be able to manage
a halfway decent birthday present.
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Nope.
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You know, Gordy, all things considered,
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maybe my gift isn't so bad after all.
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Aw.
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Hey, Gordy. Surprise!
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Wow! Now, there's a gift.
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Here you go, Gordy. Happy birthday.
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Oh, beautiful, Haley.
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Good morning on what is sure
to be a windy one.
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We have a high-wind warning
for the L.A. County coast and valleys,
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with some clouds sure to come in
around 70:00 a.m.
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And even though the high-gust warning
will expire mid to late morning,
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you'll still want to keep...
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The search for a group of missing hikers
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is set to resume this morning
just outside Agua Dulce.
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The tour group went out two days ago
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on the Pacific Crest Trail.
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But didn't come back
as expected that night.
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Crews started searching yesterday...
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And traffic is already backed up
due to an accident on the southbound 101.
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It is 7:44 with Bo and Ives.
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Bang.
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Bang.
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Come on.
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Down, down.
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Down, down, down.
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Bang!
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Yes! Good boy.
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Up, up, up.
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Okay, up! Up, up.
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Gotta keep our heads up
out the clouds on this one.
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I know.
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Now, we land this...
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Yeah. Like Six Guns.
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I mean, we really put on a show, well,
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you know they're gonna
bring us back for the sequel.
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Well, we sure as hell ain't
gotta sell no more horses.
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So, just execute.
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And we ain't got no more problems.
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You good?
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You good?
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Where your sister?
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What's that about?
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She supposed to be here.
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Yeah.
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Goddamn it.
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Thought I told you to fix the damn walker.
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You hear that?
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Pops!
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- Come on, come on. Pop.
- Firefly.
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- What else? What else?
- Ghost.
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Beethoven.
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- Commodore.
- Yeah.
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Virgil.
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You good. You good.
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You good. You good. You good, man.
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- Ghost.
- You good. You good. You good.
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Pops?
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- Lucky.
- Pops?
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- Commodore.
- Pops? Pops!
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OJ. Oh. Hi, horsie.
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Hey, hey, hey.
Don't look him in the eyes, please.
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Okay. You ready to do the safety meeting?
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I'm gonna need, like, five.
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My team's almost here.
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Your team's not here? Okay, hold.
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Sorry, I got the horse guy
talking to me, too. What's up?
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- Safety meeting.
- Copy.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
Miss Bonnie Clayton on set.
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Here she is, everybody.
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Take a look at all of that.
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Fynn, this is OJ, our horse trainer.
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You remember these guys from Flash Point.
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Yeah. Hi.
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Your name is OJ?
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Yeah, Otis Junior.
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Where's the other guy?
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The senior guy?
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Dude, he died. About six months ago.
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A bunch of random shit
fell out of a plane.
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So I guess we're stuck
with Junior over here.
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Yeah.
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Okay. Fuck.
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Great. Ant, how we lookin'?
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Yeah, good, if we're
selling a horse's ass.
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That's legendary cinematographer
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Antlers Holst over here, everybody.
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- Let's go ahead and spin the horse.
- But you had said "hold," so...
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And now I'm saying "spin." Let's go.
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Great. And while that's spinning,
can we get makeup?
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Let's get makeup
for Miss Bonnie Clayton, please.
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Hold on.
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- Step away from the back, please.
- They told me to come here.
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Good call, OJ. Tell you what,
let's do a quick safety meeting.
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Guys, this is OJ, our horse trainer.
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Take it away.
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Kill the music, please.
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My name is OJ.
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I think my sister's gonna be here
in a minute.
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Little louder, please.
We can't hear you in the back.
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I said we are animal wranglers
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with Haywood Hollywood Horses,
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and did you know the very first...
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Hey, yo!
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Excuse me. Sorry.
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I'm so sorry about that.
Didn't mean to do that. Sorry, brother.
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- Safety meeting.
- Yeah.
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Hello! How y'all doing?
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Sorry for the tardiness.
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My name is Emerald, that's OJ,
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and we are your animal wranglers today
with Haywood Hollywood Horses.
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Now, did you know that
the very first assembly of photographs
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in sequential order
to create a motion picture
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was a two-second clip
of a Black man on a horse?
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Yes, it was. Yes, it was. Look it up.
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Now, I know you guys know
Eadweard Muybridge,
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the grandfather of motion pictures,
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who took the pictures
that created that clip.
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But does anybody know the name
of the Black jockey that rode the horse?
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Nope?
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I mean, the very first stuntman,
animal wrangler
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and movie star all rolled into one,
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and there is literally no record of him.
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That man was a Bahamian jockey
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that went by the name
of Alistair E. Haywood.
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And he is my great-great-grandfather.
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- Great.
- There's another "great" grandfather.
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That's why back at the Haywood Ranch,
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as the only Black-owned horse trainers
in Hollywood, we like to say,
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"Since the moment pictures could move,
we had skin in the game."
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All right. Let's get into
some safety precautions
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while we're on set, shall we?
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Number one: Please refrain
from making any loud noises,
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sudden movements,
and keep your cell phones off.
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We'd really appreciate that.
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Two: If you see anything
that looks or feels unsafe,
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contact me, OJ or your
second in chain-of-command.
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And three:
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Let's have a great shoot!
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And I'm Emerald Haywood.
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I direct, write, produce, act.
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I do a little singing on the side.
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Motorcycles, baby.
Look, I make a mean grilled cheese
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if you're looking for crafty.
Just holler at me.
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Okay. That was great. That was a lot.
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Let's do a rehearsal. Yeah? Rehearsal?
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Rehearsal, we should.
We should do one. Rehearsing.
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I think he might need a break.
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Yeah, we'll rehearse one first,
and then break, yeah?
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Well, I'm ready to do one.
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OJ, she's ready to do one.
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Tell the horse we're ready to do one.
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VFX, can we get the ball in here
while we have a sec?
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- Em.
- VFX.
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And, OJ, you can step off.
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- Step out. Step off. Step out.
- Yeah, yeah.
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- Em.
- What's the horse's name?
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- Lucky.
- Lucky.
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- Is he?
- VFX!
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Yeah. Em!
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- OJ, let's step off.
- You calling me?
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Hey, what did I tell you about that?
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If she can't get near the horse,
what are we doing here?
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Hey, hey, hey!
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Medic!
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Are you okay?
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Look, maybe it's just too soon.
It's not the gig. Not ready yet. Right?
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- We need it, man.
- I know.
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Your dad left an enormous hole.
I know that.
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But don't worry. There'll be others.
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All right? I'm sorry.
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- And just tell her sorry.
- Sorry.
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Thank you for the opportunity.
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Come on, now.
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Oh, where's VFX?
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All right. You got it.
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So, where am I dropping you?
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I'mma go up with you.
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I need to get some shit.
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My little girl said, you know,
I could crash at her place,
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so I'll be gone in the morning.
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So I'm gonna drive you back tomorrow?
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I can find a ride.
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But, I mean, like,
can I get fun OJ out this bitch?
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'Cause this wack-ass OJ is really
making me feel like I'm not loved.
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Is that how you want
your little sister to feel?
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What happened to Gold Rush?
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Gold Rush went bankrupt.
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It's been this for three years.
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Damn.
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Howdy, folks. Welcome to Jupiter's Claim.
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Cowboys and cowgirls,
just a little heads-up.
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Join us Fridays at 5:30 p.m.
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for the brand-spankin'-new.
Jupiter's Claim Star Lasso Experience.
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- Oh, shit.
- Come on.
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I'm sorry, y'all. I'm sorry.
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Photobomb!
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Lucky.
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Hang tight. I'll be back.
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How many you sold?
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How many?
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Ten.
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You sold ten of Pops' horses?
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I'm gonna get 'em back.
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- Can you stay out here?
- Why?
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I'm developing a business relationship,
and you're a liability right now.
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How am I a liability?
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How are you a...
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Don't promote your fucking side shit
on the job.
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Oh, my God.
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Actor, singer, dancer,
seamstress, motorcyclist.
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You wanna promote something?
Promote this business.
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No, OJ. No.
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First of all, that's not my side shit.
This is.
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And second of all,
if anybody's a liability...
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Fuck you.
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No, fuck you.
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Hi there.
It's Amber again from Jupe's Claim.
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It does look like
we were able to squeeze out
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a couple of extra press passes
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for the upcoming
friends and family preview.
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Oh. No apology necessary.
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This is in reference to the biggest,
bestest, brand-new live show
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we have coming up here at the park.
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Come in.
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OJ. Thanks for coming up.
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How you doing? This is my sister Em.
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Hi there.
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So, who'd you bring me?
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Lucky.
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He's my second-best horse, you know,
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but he lost focus, so...
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I mean, I did, too,
but I can't fire myself.
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- That's good.
- Hey, hey.
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Hold up. This you?
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You literally the Asian kid
from Kid Sheriff?
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- Em, Em, Em...
- No, it's okay.
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Yeah, I was Lil' Jupe.
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Ah, dude, you were literally my favorite.
You mind if I get a picture real quick?
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Hey, you mind if we talk?
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Yes. Of course.
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Please, browse away.
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Su casa es mi casa.
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Thank you. I sure will.
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So, same deal, yeah? Eleven, five?
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- Yeah, thank you.
- That's 3D. Yeah.
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Whatever happened to that Black boy?
He was good.
255
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Stop, stop.
256
00:18:11,841 --> 00:18:13,301
He was good.
257
00:18:13,385 --> 00:18:15,720
I actually wanted to lay some groundwork
258
00:18:16,388 --> 00:18:20,225
to a pathway of buying
some of them back. Right?
259
00:18:21,518 --> 00:18:22,769
Yeah.
260
00:18:22,852 --> 00:18:24,479
Yeah. Totally.
261
00:18:26,982 --> 00:18:28,108
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
262
00:18:28,191 --> 00:18:32,612
Actually, OJ, the offer I made your dad
is still on the table.
263
00:18:32,696 --> 00:18:33,697
Oh.
264
00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:36,199
- Let me...
- Yo, wait a minute.
265
00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:38,576
So, that...
266
00:18:39,369 --> 00:18:40,996
OJ, have I shown you this?
267
00:18:42,038 --> 00:18:45,208
This is in reference
to the Gordy's Home incident.
268
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,420
Gordy's Home.
269
00:18:48,503 --> 00:18:49,629
Yeah, yeah.
270
00:18:49,713 --> 00:18:54,301
So, Gordy's Home is a short-lived
but fabled sitcom I starred in in '96
271
00:18:54,384 --> 00:18:55,510
after Kid Sheriff blew up.
272
00:18:55,593 --> 00:18:57,512
Yeah, my pops told me about that show.
273
00:18:57,595 --> 00:18:59,556
The monkey went crazy or some shit.
274
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:03,059
You know, I usually charge a fee for this.
275
00:19:06,187 --> 00:19:07,188
Oh, damn.
276
00:19:07,981 --> 00:19:09,190
Ta-da.
277
00:19:16,156 --> 00:19:18,033
That's the first exploding fist bump.
278
00:19:18,116 --> 00:19:19,534
What? Really?
279
00:19:19,617 --> 00:19:21,286
Y'all came up with that?
280
00:19:21,369 --> 00:19:24,414
So, as I was saying,
Gordy's Home began airing
281
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:26,833
in the fall of '96
282
00:19:26,916 --> 00:19:28,918
and it was an immediate hit.
283
00:19:29,002 --> 00:19:32,589
Ratings were huge. Pretty good reviews.
284
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:34,758
Just really took off.
285
00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:35,925
Yeah.
286
00:19:37,302 --> 00:19:40,180
Then one day,
287
00:19:41,765 --> 00:19:44,267
we were shooting an episode in season two
288
00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:46,686
entitled "Gordy's Birthday."
289
00:19:46,770 --> 00:19:49,564
And boom.
290
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:55,362
One of the chimps that plays Gordy
just hit his limit.
291
00:19:55,445 --> 00:19:59,574
And it was six minutes
and 13 seconds of havoc.
292
00:20:00,575 --> 00:20:03,578
Network tried to bury it,
but it was a spectacle.
293
00:20:03,661 --> 00:20:05,747
People are just obsessed.
294
00:20:05,830 --> 00:20:08,833
You're kidding me.
OJ, you said you heard about that?
295
00:20:08,917 --> 00:20:11,503
That's why they don't let you use chimps.
296
00:20:11,586 --> 00:20:12,837
That's part of the reason.
297
00:20:13,922 --> 00:20:16,549
There's a growing Gordy's Home
fan base out there now.
298
00:20:17,092 --> 00:20:19,928
This Dutch couple paid me 50K
to come in here and spend the night.
299
00:20:20,011 --> 00:20:22,013
I didn't ask.
300
00:20:22,097 --> 00:20:24,265
That's crazy.
301
00:20:26,810 --> 00:20:28,478
So, what happened really, man?
302
00:20:32,649 --> 00:20:35,276
You haven't seen
the Bad Gordy sketch on SNL?
303
00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:37,520
I mean, they pretty much nailed it
better than I could.
304
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:39,614
No?
305
00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:42,242
Saturday Night Live?
306
00:20:42,325 --> 00:20:44,327
Darrell Hammond as Tom.
307
00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:47,080
Ana Gasteyer as Phyllis.
308
00:20:47,163 --> 00:20:49,582
Cheri Oteri as Mary Jo Elliot.
309
00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:52,710
Scott Wolf is the host. He's me.
310
00:20:52,794 --> 00:20:57,757
But, of course, the star of the sketch
is Chris goddamn Kattan as Gordy,
311
00:20:57,841 --> 00:21:02,053
and he is undeniable, okay?
312
00:21:02,137 --> 00:21:03,471
Bit goes like this.
313
00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:06,683
Everyone's trying to celebrate
Gordy's birthday,
314
00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:10,103
but every time Gordy hears
something about the jungle,
315
00:21:11,521 --> 00:21:14,899
Gordy, Kattan, goes off.
316
00:21:14,983 --> 00:21:18,027
And it's Kattan.
317
00:21:18,111 --> 00:21:20,321
He's just crushing it.
318
00:21:20,405 --> 00:21:22,365
He is a force of nature.
319
00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:25,493
He is killing on that stage.
320
00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:33,835
Yeah.
321
00:21:34,669 --> 00:21:35,879
It was legendary.
322
00:21:37,005 --> 00:21:38,214
Legendary shit.
323
00:21:38,756 --> 00:21:41,926
Yeah.
324
00:21:42,010 --> 00:21:44,370
Yeah, I'mma have to go ahead
and look that one up on YouTube.
325
00:21:44,429 --> 00:21:46,097
Details, you know?
326
00:21:46,181 --> 00:21:47,390
Totally.
327
00:21:50,310 --> 00:21:53,062
I got some work I gotta do.
328
00:21:54,314 --> 00:21:56,608
So, we ain't gonna chill tonight? Nothin'?
329
00:21:56,691 --> 00:21:57,859
You wanna work?
330
00:21:57,942 --> 00:21:58,943
Hell no.
331
00:22:03,615 --> 00:22:05,575
So, what was the offer?
332
00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:07,118
- Jupe?
- Yeah.
333
00:22:08,536 --> 00:22:10,163
He offered to buy the ranch.
334
00:22:10,246 --> 00:22:11,873
Oh, really?
335
00:22:11,956 --> 00:22:13,708
That's interesting. How much?
336
00:22:13,791 --> 00:22:14,792
Why?
337
00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:19,130
'Cause I'm trying to see
how big of a dumb-ass you are.
338
00:22:20,548 --> 00:22:22,383
Big dumb-ass, probably.
339
00:22:38,608 --> 00:22:42,070
I guess you don't wanna see what's good
with Dad liquor cabinet, then, huh?
340
00:22:49,077 --> 00:22:50,787
I got that hobby weed, too, actually.
341
00:22:52,956 --> 00:22:56,376
That's all you had to say, then.
The hobby weed.
342
00:22:56,459 --> 00:22:59,420
That's all you had to say.
You should've dropped that at the top.
343
00:22:59,504 --> 00:23:01,464
"I got the hobby weed."
You know I'm ready.
344
00:23:01,548 --> 00:23:04,008
If you see me walking down the street
345
00:23:04,092 --> 00:23:07,470
And I start to cry each time we meet...
346
00:23:07,554 --> 00:23:11,516
Okay, your reflexes are still quick.
Like, I ain't mad at it.
347
00:23:11,599 --> 00:23:12,809
I'm watching.
348
00:23:13,893 --> 00:23:15,895
- Walk on by
- To the man.
349
00:23:17,689 --> 00:23:19,774
Make believe
350
00:23:19,857 --> 00:23:22,527
- That you don't see the tears
- Drink.
351
00:23:22,610 --> 00:23:25,613
Just let me grieve in private...
352
00:23:25,697 --> 00:23:26,823
Oh, shit.
353
00:23:28,283 --> 00:23:29,742
Remember Jean Jacket?
354
00:23:30,285 --> 00:23:31,995
Yeah, good horse.
355
00:23:32,662 --> 00:23:35,164
Supposed to be my first horse, actually.
356
00:23:36,124 --> 00:23:38,501
I was talking to my therapist
about this not long ago.
357
00:23:38,585 --> 00:23:39,752
Therapist?
358
00:23:39,836 --> 00:23:41,129
Yes.
359
00:23:41,212 --> 00:23:43,256
I fuck one on occasion sometimes.
360
00:23:45,091 --> 00:23:48,428
I was telling her that,
for my ninth birthday,
361
00:23:48,511 --> 00:23:50,972
I was supposed to get
to train Jean Jacket.
362
00:23:51,681 --> 00:23:55,435
But then Pops got some Western,
and Jean Jacket wasn't mine no more.
363
00:23:56,144 --> 00:23:57,645
Classic Otis Senior.
364
00:23:58,354 --> 00:24:00,106
I distinctly remember
365
00:24:02,358 --> 00:24:05,945
standing right here at this window,
watching y'all train my horse.
366
00:24:06,863 --> 00:24:07,989
My horse.
367
00:24:10,158 --> 00:24:11,701
Pops never looked up at me.
368
00:24:12,410 --> 00:24:14,120
Whoa, now.
369
00:24:14,203 --> 00:24:16,205
Whoa, now. Whoa, now.
370
00:24:17,665 --> 00:24:18,958
OJ, come on.
371
00:24:26,215 --> 00:24:27,550
But you did, nigga.
372
00:24:28,593 --> 00:24:29,719
Remember?
373
00:24:33,598 --> 00:24:35,433
It was Scorpion King, actually.
374
00:24:36,517 --> 00:24:37,727
It wasn't a Western.
375
00:24:38,936 --> 00:24:41,481
That was the first job Pops took me on.
376
00:24:42,065 --> 00:24:43,232
Wasn't much fun.
377
00:24:44,942 --> 00:24:47,070
Ended up using camels anyways.
378
00:24:49,405 --> 00:24:50,782
The point is...
379
00:24:51,866 --> 00:24:53,618
Yeah, fuck the point.
380
00:24:54,702 --> 00:24:56,913
Yo, that man was hardheaded as fuck.
381
00:24:56,996 --> 00:24:58,331
And so are you.
382
00:24:59,123 --> 00:25:00,124
That's it.
383
00:25:05,505 --> 00:25:09,175
But at the end of the day,
you gotta admit, man,
384
00:25:13,221 --> 00:25:15,348
Pops did something
when he made this place.
385
00:25:17,058 --> 00:25:18,476
He changed the industry.
386
00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:20,770
That's real.
387
00:25:23,439 --> 00:25:25,024
I can't just let that go.
388
00:25:27,193 --> 00:25:29,112
Why is Ghost in the arena?
389
00:25:57,432 --> 00:25:58,558
What's good?
390
00:26:04,647 --> 00:26:05,648
Yeah.
391
00:26:30,715 --> 00:26:31,966
Hey, yo, Em.
392
00:26:33,593 --> 00:26:34,844
Turn it down!
393
00:26:34,927 --> 00:26:37,930
- Your generation believed in talk
- All right!
394
00:26:39,724 --> 00:26:42,435
Scared of the very steps in which...
395
00:26:49,776 --> 00:26:50,777
Hey!
396
00:26:51,944 --> 00:26:53,279
Where he going?
397
00:27:42,203 --> 00:27:44,163
What if I told you,
398
00:27:46,415 --> 00:27:48,918
you'll leave here different?
399
00:27:52,713 --> 00:27:56,759
See, every Friday for the last six months,
400
00:27:58,928 --> 00:28:01,430
my family and I bore witness
401
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:04,851
to an absolute
402
00:28:04,934 --> 00:28:06,519
spectacle.
403
00:29:14,545 --> 00:29:16,172
You see it? The power?
404
00:29:17,590 --> 00:29:18,883
Where's Ghost?
405
00:29:21,552 --> 00:29:22,637
I don't know.
406
00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:23,804
Hold on.
407
00:29:31,103 --> 00:29:33,356
Boom. Power went out.
408
00:29:33,439 --> 00:29:35,191
- See?
- Rewind.
409
00:29:40,905 --> 00:29:41,906
Stop.
410
00:29:43,991 --> 00:29:46,243
Ghost talking about,
"I ain't listening. I'm not trained.
411
00:29:46,327 --> 00:29:48,162
I do whatever the fuck I want."
412
00:29:49,372 --> 00:29:50,373
What?
413
00:29:51,457 --> 00:29:52,792
What'd you see?
414
00:30:01,550 --> 00:30:03,302
What's a bad miracle?
415
00:30:07,014 --> 00:30:08,766
They got a word for that?
416
00:30:13,354 --> 00:30:16,148
They said it was a prop plane
or something that killed Pops.
417
00:30:19,068 --> 00:30:21,278
That shit ain't never made sense to me.
418
00:30:21,362 --> 00:30:24,323
Then tonight, I heard Ghost make a sound
I ain't never heard a horse make.
419
00:30:24,407 --> 00:30:25,408
What did you see?
420
00:30:28,411 --> 00:30:29,495
It was big.
421
00:30:30,121 --> 00:30:31,497
- How big?
- Big.
422
00:30:32,123 --> 00:30:34,250
- What did it look like?
- I don't know.
423
00:30:39,547 --> 00:30:40,965
It was fast.
424
00:30:42,216 --> 00:30:43,426
Too fast.
425
00:30:44,552 --> 00:30:46,554
Too quiet to be a plane.
426
00:30:49,306 --> 00:30:51,517
Are you saying what I think you're saying?
427
00:30:58,524 --> 00:31:00,109
I'm telling you, we don't need a lot.
428
00:31:00,192 --> 00:31:02,754
Just enough to make our shit
look different from what's out there.
429
00:31:02,778 --> 00:31:05,781
You get what I'm saying? Like...
You know I ain't trying to run it up.
430
00:31:05,865 --> 00:31:09,035
I just was looking online,
and I seen a lot of shit.
431
00:31:09,118 --> 00:31:10,536
You know I'm broke, right?
432
00:31:10,619 --> 00:31:12,830
We'll use my money.
433
00:31:12,913 --> 00:31:16,292
Okay, shut up. Look. All right.
434
00:31:16,375 --> 00:31:18,210
There it is. Five to 100K.
435
00:31:18,294 --> 00:31:19,295
Well, read it.
436
00:31:19,378 --> 00:31:21,047
You read it, dyslexic ass.
437
00:31:21,130 --> 00:31:24,258
The point is,
a website like Cyber Dominion
438
00:31:24,341 --> 00:31:27,970
will pay five to 100K for photographic
evidence of UFOs and shit.
439
00:31:28,054 --> 00:31:29,305
100K?
440
00:31:29,889 --> 00:31:32,141
And that's just what I saw
on the first go.
441
00:31:33,642 --> 00:31:36,187
Now that I've been thinking about it,
fuck Cyber Dominion.
442
00:31:36,270 --> 00:31:38,564
This shit right here is a moment.
Our moment.
443
00:31:38,647 --> 00:31:40,649
We set it up, release it the right way...
444
00:31:40,733 --> 00:31:43,402
Man, I'm talking rich and famous for life.
445
00:31:43,486 --> 00:31:44,945
How you doing? You look pretty.
446
00:31:45,029 --> 00:31:47,073
- She looks like she got a big house.
- How?
447
00:31:47,156 --> 00:31:48,282
How we put it out?
448
00:31:48,365 --> 00:31:49,575
That's what I'm saying.
449
00:31:49,658 --> 00:31:51,535
We don't just go
for the quick cash-in, okay?
450
00:31:51,619 --> 00:31:53,996
We go to the most credible platform
to do the story.
451
00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:55,206
What's that? Like Oprah?
452
00:31:55,289 --> 00:31:58,209
Yeah. Like Oprah, for example.
After that, everybody want in.
453
00:31:58,292 --> 00:32:00,520
I'm saying there's plenty of videos
of flying shit online.
454
00:32:00,544 --> 00:32:02,344
I saw one the other day.
That wasn't on Oprah.
455
00:32:02,421 --> 00:32:04,173
Nigga, I didn't say Oprah. You said Oprah.
456
00:32:04,256 --> 00:32:05,549
You love Oprah.
457
00:32:05,633 --> 00:32:07,968
Look, all I'm saying is,
all that shit online is fake.
458
00:32:08,052 --> 00:32:10,596
Low quality.
Ain't nobody gonna get what we gonna get.
459
00:32:10,679 --> 00:32:12,306
- What we gonna get?
- The shot.
460
00:32:12,389 --> 00:32:13,474
What shot?
461
00:32:13,557 --> 00:32:15,351
The shot. The money shot.
462
00:32:15,434 --> 00:32:16,769
Undeniable, singular...
463
00:32:17,603 --> 00:32:18,854
The Oprah shot.
464
00:32:19,438 --> 00:32:20,940
The Oprah shot?
465
00:32:21,023 --> 00:32:22,650
Excuse me.
466
00:32:22,733 --> 00:32:24,485
Hi. I can help you over here.
467
00:32:28,614 --> 00:32:31,659
Hi. Thank you for shopping at Fry's.
468
00:32:31,742 --> 00:32:33,869
Did you find everything
you were looking for today?
469
00:32:33,953 --> 00:32:35,704
Yes, Angel.
470
00:32:36,372 --> 00:32:38,707
Oh. Great.
471
00:32:38,791 --> 00:32:41,794
- Do you have a card with us?
- No, thank you.
472
00:32:41,877 --> 00:32:44,296
- Would you like one? Because it...
- No, thank you.
473
00:32:44,380 --> 00:32:46,260
Would you like one
of our tech-support personnel
474
00:32:46,340 --> 00:32:47,466
to help with installation?
475
00:32:47,550 --> 00:32:49,510
No, no, no. Thank you.
476
00:32:49,593 --> 00:32:51,178
Appreciate you.
477
00:32:51,262 --> 00:32:53,639
All right. No help with the install.
478
00:32:54,765 --> 00:32:56,058
Suit yourself.
479
00:32:56,767 --> 00:32:58,269
Is it a hard install?
480
00:32:58,352 --> 00:33:00,896
Well, for me, no.
You're not gonna be able to do it.
481
00:33:02,815 --> 00:33:04,400
What happened? Did you guys get robbed?
482
00:33:04,483 --> 00:33:07,403
Yeah. You know, a lot of blackouts.
483
00:33:07,486 --> 00:33:09,363
Take the camera out from time to time.
484
00:33:09,446 --> 00:33:11,949
All these new cameras
have backup battery power,
485
00:33:12,032 --> 00:33:13,409
so you should be fine.
486
00:33:13,492 --> 00:33:17,746
But the outages affect the power
in the battery shit, like cell phones.
487
00:33:17,830 --> 00:33:19,623
Okay. All right.
488
00:33:19,707 --> 00:33:24,295
Cell phones, they don't
just drop in power. Right?
489
00:33:24,378 --> 00:33:27,590
I mean, maybe your Wi-Fi drops out
whenever your system dips.
490
00:33:27,673 --> 00:33:30,718
So, that's technology.
491
00:33:33,429 --> 00:33:36,473
Okay. Or maybe you're in a UFO hotspot.
492
00:33:36,557 --> 00:33:38,767
No one believes in that.
493
00:33:48,819 --> 00:33:50,487
What's up?
494
00:33:50,571 --> 00:33:53,282
Damn. Did not realize
you guys were this far out.
495
00:33:54,783 --> 00:33:56,285
I don't mind, though.
496
00:33:56,368 --> 00:33:59,914
Smell of horseshit and fresh air. Right?
497
00:34:05,836 --> 00:34:07,630
- Look at me, man.
- Fuck.
498
00:34:07,713 --> 00:34:09,715
- Don't do that. Don't yell.
- Sorry, man.
499
00:34:10,424 --> 00:34:12,343
Sorry if I was shut down this morning.
500
00:34:12,426 --> 00:34:14,803
I just got out
of a four-year relationship.
501
00:34:14,887 --> 00:34:15,930
You were fine.
502
00:34:16,013 --> 00:34:17,806
I know it's gonna sound fucking cliché,
503
00:34:17,890 --> 00:34:20,267
but I thought
that she was the one, you know?
504
00:34:20,351 --> 00:34:22,186
Is this gonna take longer than an hour?
505
00:34:22,269 --> 00:34:23,437
This?
506
00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:24,563
Oh, shit, yeah.
507
00:34:24,647 --> 00:34:27,066
- I'mma go ahead and pop out.
- Where you going?
508
00:34:27,149 --> 00:34:30,569
I gotta go to the store and get something.
Don't worry about it. You need anything?
509
00:34:35,991 --> 00:34:38,118
Her name was Rebecca Diaz.
510
00:34:39,745 --> 00:34:41,789
Yeah, keep an eye out for her.
511
00:34:41,872 --> 00:34:44,166
She's an actress, model, you know?
512
00:34:45,042 --> 00:34:47,419
She booked a pilot on The CW, so...
513
00:34:48,337 --> 00:34:50,923
Yeah, fucking left me.
514
00:34:51,757 --> 00:34:53,217
Yeah, fucking CW.
515
00:34:56,428 --> 00:34:58,931
- So, thing about this camera...
- Actually, can it swivel up?
516
00:34:59,723 --> 00:35:02,393
Yeah.
517
00:35:05,104 --> 00:35:06,105
Boom.
518
00:35:06,188 --> 00:35:07,439
Little more?
519
00:35:07,523 --> 00:35:09,108
More? Okay.
520
00:35:13,404 --> 00:35:15,155
Yeah.
521
00:35:18,242 --> 00:35:19,535
All right. Yeah.
522
00:35:35,843 --> 00:35:38,053
Do you know
they don't call 'em UFOs anymore?
523
00:35:41,348 --> 00:35:43,600
It's fucking UAPs now.
524
00:35:45,394 --> 00:35:46,937
Why they gotta change the name?
525
00:35:47,521 --> 00:35:50,190
Yeah. Exactly.
526
00:35:50,274 --> 00:35:54,028
No, fuck it. I'll tell you why
they changed the name, all right?
527
00:35:54,111 --> 00:35:56,405
It's 'cause they wanna
keep us in the dark.
528
00:35:56,488 --> 00:36:00,617
Remember when they declassified
all that UFO footage a couple years ago?
529
00:36:01,201 --> 00:36:03,162
Yeah. Well, people started
paying attention.
530
00:36:03,245 --> 00:36:05,414
So they changed the name to UAPs.
531
00:36:05,497 --> 00:36:07,750
And no one knows what the fuck a UAP is,
532
00:36:07,833 --> 00:36:09,335
so everyone lost interest.
533
00:36:09,418 --> 00:36:11,045
I saw that, that Navy clip.
534
00:36:12,129 --> 00:36:14,340
Couldn't really see 'em, though.
Could've been better.
535
00:36:15,090 --> 00:36:17,509
It's shitty footage of exact proof
536
00:36:17,593 --> 00:36:20,721
that there's an alien civilization
out there in the universe.
537
00:36:20,804 --> 00:36:22,222
So who's that?
538
00:36:24,266 --> 00:36:26,268
Come on, man.
The little guys with the big eyes.
539
00:36:26,352 --> 00:36:28,520
Yeah. There's lots of theories.
540
00:36:28,604 --> 00:36:32,358
Either they're intergalactic travelers
looking for peace
541
00:36:32,441 --> 00:36:34,651
or futuristic humans
542
00:36:34,735 --> 00:36:37,863
coming back in time to stop us
from destroying the planet,
543
00:36:37,946 --> 00:36:40,741
or they're fucking world-killers.
544
00:36:41,283 --> 00:36:42,910
Planetary destroyers.
545
00:36:42,993 --> 00:36:45,954
And that means that they've been
fucking watching us and studying us,
546
00:36:46,038 --> 00:36:48,499
waiting for the perfect time to beam us up
547
00:36:48,582 --> 00:36:51,043
and shove metal probes
up our fucking asses.
548
00:36:53,796 --> 00:36:55,297
Cool.
549
00:36:55,381 --> 00:36:58,425
Anyway, Ancient Aliens,
History Channel. Watch that shit.
550
00:36:58,509 --> 00:36:59,802
Hey!
551
00:37:01,845 --> 00:37:03,472
Come on! Help a nigga out!
552
00:37:12,439 --> 00:37:13,440
Hey.
553
00:37:14,191 --> 00:37:16,985
Know where I could find me
a couple of big, strong fellas?
554
00:37:18,362 --> 00:37:19,488
You good?
555
00:37:19,571 --> 00:37:20,864
I'm good.
556
00:37:21,615 --> 00:37:23,117
- What?
- What's that?
557
00:37:24,660 --> 00:37:25,828
Oh, this?
558
00:37:25,911 --> 00:37:29,540
You know, just training horses
we ordered that I picked up.
559
00:37:29,623 --> 00:37:30,707
Where'd you get it from?
560
00:37:30,791 --> 00:37:31,959
Don't worry about it.
561
00:37:32,042 --> 00:37:33,669
Now, come on, help me out.
562
00:37:34,670 --> 00:37:35,754
Got you.
563
00:37:37,172 --> 00:37:39,508
Okay, so what is it? Is it like bait?
564
00:37:39,591 --> 00:37:43,345
I told you.
It is a decoy for horse training.
565
00:37:43,429 --> 00:37:45,055
Okay.
566
00:37:45,139 --> 00:37:47,349
Shit. Shit.
567
00:37:47,433 --> 00:37:48,767
- See?
- OJ.
568
00:37:49,309 --> 00:37:51,520
We good. I mean, he don't know shit.
569
00:37:51,603 --> 00:37:53,939
Oh, no. You guys are
doing something shady.
570
00:37:57,651 --> 00:37:59,194
Hey there!
571
00:38:00,779 --> 00:38:02,739
You can stay right there, though!
572
00:38:03,323 --> 00:38:04,408
Sure!
573
00:38:05,492 --> 00:38:06,535
What's up?
574
00:38:06,618 --> 00:38:10,330
We setting up a decoy for horse training!
575
00:38:11,248 --> 00:38:12,499
Oh, good!
576
00:38:13,876 --> 00:38:15,711
You know, we got some of those.
577
00:38:19,256 --> 00:38:21,592
- Where'd you get...
- Where'd you get yours?
578
00:38:24,052 --> 00:38:26,638
Yeah, I'm not really sure.
579
00:38:26,722 --> 00:38:28,474
My wife would know.
580
00:38:30,350 --> 00:38:33,812
- Okay! Thanks for stopping by!
- You don't live here.
581
00:38:33,896 --> 00:38:36,315
- Sorry. Trying to help.
- Sure thing!
582
00:38:38,442 --> 00:38:40,694
Hey, I wanted to invite you to our
583
00:38:41,487 --> 00:38:43,363
new family live show.
584
00:38:43,447 --> 00:38:45,991
Friday at 5:00 p.m.
585
00:38:46,074 --> 00:38:47,409
Okay!
586
00:38:50,162 --> 00:38:51,497
Thumbs up!
587
00:38:53,165 --> 00:38:55,000
- Should I do it?
- Yeah, do it.
588
00:38:56,460 --> 00:38:57,711
Thumbs up!
589
00:38:59,254 --> 00:39:01,882
So, the router's in the shed.
590
00:39:01,965 --> 00:39:04,718
I set it up so if the power
goes out on camera A,
591
00:39:04,801 --> 00:39:08,555
camera B's pointed at the sky
to catch whatever might've taken it out.
592
00:39:08,639 --> 00:39:10,933
And vice versa, so...
593
00:39:11,016 --> 00:39:12,100
Thank you.
594
00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:16,772
You're really not gonna tell
what the fuck is going on?
595
00:39:18,065 --> 00:39:20,734
- You'll know soon enough.
- Oh.
596
00:39:20,817 --> 00:39:21,944
Cool, cryptic.
597
00:39:22,819 --> 00:39:23,946
Fucking dicks.
598
00:39:26,114 --> 00:39:29,576
I can monitor the feeds remotely myself,
if you want. Free of charge.
599
00:39:29,660 --> 00:39:30,953
- Hell no.
- No.
600
00:39:33,163 --> 00:39:34,516
Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am.
601
00:39:34,540 --> 00:39:37,584
One more thing.
602
00:39:38,293 --> 00:39:41,338
You'll get a call from my supervisor
asking how my service was.
603
00:39:41,421 --> 00:39:43,173
Five stars, Angel. Five stars.
604
00:39:43,257 --> 00:39:44,299
Thank you.
605
00:39:51,139 --> 00:39:53,976
- So, what now?
- I don't know. What you wanna do?
606
00:39:54,059 --> 00:39:56,395
- Whatever you wanna do.
- I got some work I gotta do.
607
00:39:56,478 --> 00:39:57,854
I'm gonna go out...
608
00:39:58,647 --> 00:39:59,940
That's a good one.
609
00:40:10,242 --> 00:40:13,120
Fisherman, row
610
00:40:14,621 --> 00:40:18,500
Keep on rowing your boat
611
00:40:18,584 --> 00:40:21,920
Brother man, brother man, yeah, row...
612
00:40:22,004 --> 00:40:24,006
I'm talking today to women
613
00:40:24,089 --> 00:40:27,259
who say they have been abducted by aliens
from another planet.
614
00:40:27,342 --> 00:40:30,530
May I say, I don't know for a fact
that they're from another planet.
615
00:40:30,554 --> 00:40:32,907
Well, you know, you weren't
in Kansas anymore, Toto.
616
00:40:34,182 --> 00:40:37,269
I wasn't wearing red shoes
that I could click together, either.
617
00:40:37,352 --> 00:40:40,981
Living in a bamboo hut
618
00:40:42,858 --> 00:40:47,154
In a little old seaport town
619
00:40:49,114 --> 00:40:53,035
Three kids on the floor...
620
00:42:42,060 --> 00:42:44,354
Nope. Nope. I'm out.
621
00:42:45,063 --> 00:42:47,065
Fuck this shit.
622
00:42:49,818 --> 00:42:52,446
Okay. Okay.
623
00:43:26,021 --> 00:43:27,439
Ow!
624
00:43:29,691 --> 00:43:31,985
- Oh, shit!
- Fuck off.
625
00:43:32,068 --> 00:43:34,108
Give us back our property.
626
00:43:34,154 --> 00:43:36,156
Don't mess with Jupiter's Claim!
627
00:43:40,577 --> 00:43:42,329
Hey, what happened?
628
00:43:42,412 --> 00:43:45,248
The Park kids. Jupe's sons.
629
00:43:45,332 --> 00:43:46,917
And they let Clover out, man.
630
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:49,753
What? They trying to prank Haywood?
It's on!
631
00:43:49,836 --> 00:43:51,963
Hey, you stole their horse.
632
00:43:52,047 --> 00:43:54,257
Oh. Yeah.
633
00:44:23,203 --> 00:44:24,704
- Hey.
- Shit.
634
00:44:27,123 --> 00:44:28,625
What's up, Nessie?
635
00:44:28,708 --> 00:44:31,586
Not much. Just stocking shit.
You know, pretty much regular.
636
00:45:02,284 --> 00:45:03,535
Oh, shit!
637
00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:18,842
I need to take my ass to bed.
638
00:45:24,139 --> 00:45:26,016
- Who this?
- Yo, it's Angel from Fry's.
639
00:45:26,099 --> 00:45:28,852
Just calling to tell you
that there's a bug on camera A.
640
00:45:28,935 --> 00:45:31,521
I know. Wait, I thought
I told you not to watch our shit.
641
00:45:31,605 --> 00:45:33,064
I know, I know.
642
00:45:33,148 --> 00:45:35,025
- Camera B is down.
- What?
643
00:45:35,108 --> 00:45:37,652
Camera B is down.
644
00:45:37,736 --> 00:45:40,196
Like Ancient fucking Aliens down.
645
00:46:53,395 --> 00:46:55,730
- Hey!
- Hey, hi.
646
00:46:55,814 --> 00:46:58,608
Emerald, can you please
get the bug off the thing?
647
00:46:59,192 --> 00:47:01,903
Get the bug off the fucking thing!
648
00:47:04,030 --> 00:47:05,156
Shit.
649
00:47:15,417 --> 00:47:18,795
What do you see?
Do you see, like, lights or anything?
650
00:47:18,878 --> 00:47:20,714
Like a fucking saucer?
651
00:47:21,923 --> 00:47:24,342
It's in the cloud. It's in the cloud.
652
00:47:24,426 --> 00:47:27,137
OJ! It's in the cloud!
653
00:47:36,646 --> 00:47:38,815
Yeah, nah, nah, nah.
654
00:47:38,898 --> 00:47:41,276
Run, OJ! Run!
655
00:48:30,116 --> 00:48:31,201
Hello?
656
00:48:34,579 --> 00:48:36,372
What happened to OJ?
657
00:48:37,290 --> 00:48:38,291
It's fine.
658
00:48:40,085 --> 00:48:41,086
Come on.
659
00:48:44,297 --> 00:48:46,341
Okay, it's still on.
660
00:48:46,424 --> 00:48:48,468
The camera, it's still on.
661
00:49:00,772 --> 00:49:02,524
Shit, shit, shit.
662
00:49:05,693 --> 00:49:08,071
Okay, you fucking praying mantis.
663
00:49:08,154 --> 00:49:10,698
All right, bitch.
You like Sour Patch Kids?
664
00:50:34,282 --> 00:50:37,118
A'ight, man. Where your shit? Let's go.
665
00:50:39,078 --> 00:50:41,678
- Haven't seen one of those in a minute.
- Fucking praying mantis.
666
00:50:41,706 --> 00:50:43,708
That motherfucker better pray
I don't ever see him,
667
00:50:43,791 --> 00:50:45,376
'cause if I do, I'mma eat him.
668
00:50:46,794 --> 00:50:48,838
- Let's go.
- Where?
669
00:50:48,922 --> 00:50:50,048
I don't know.
670
00:50:50,131 --> 00:50:53,426
I got me a little situation in Atwater
texting me back right now.
671
00:50:53,509 --> 00:50:55,970
- It's not coming again tonight.
- I don't care.
672
00:51:01,059 --> 00:51:05,188
Bro, I ain't never seen no shit like this.
673
00:51:05,271 --> 00:51:06,522
It ain't worth it.
674
00:51:06,606 --> 00:51:08,024
No, nope.
675
00:51:08,107 --> 00:51:09,317
It's too much.
676
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:10,735
You should go, then.
677
00:51:11,778 --> 00:51:13,529
I gotta get up early anyway.
678
00:51:16,449 --> 00:51:17,867
I got mouths to feed.
679
00:51:29,921 --> 00:51:31,089
Shit.
680
00:51:32,340 --> 00:51:34,717
Shit, shit, shit.
681
00:51:54,529 --> 00:51:55,822
You hear that?
682
00:52:03,830 --> 00:52:05,164
Ghost out there.
683
00:52:07,917 --> 00:52:10,253
Acting all territorial.
684
00:52:16,801 --> 00:52:19,679
I guess some animals
ain't fit to be trained.
685
00:52:40,742 --> 00:52:41,993
- Hello.
- Hi.
686
00:52:42,076 --> 00:52:43,953
Is this Antlers Holst?
687
00:52:45,913 --> 00:52:46,998
Who's this?
688
00:52:47,582 --> 00:52:49,208
Hey, yeah, I'm Emerald Haywood.
689
00:52:49,292 --> 00:52:51,627
We met a couple days ago
at the commercial.
690
00:52:52,295 --> 00:52:54,589
Oh, yeah, horse girl. Sure.
691
00:52:54,672 --> 00:52:56,424
I remember you and your brother.
692
00:52:57,008 --> 00:52:58,634
Yeah, horse boy.
693
00:52:58,718 --> 00:53:00,428
He's here, too.
694
00:53:00,511 --> 00:53:03,348
- The descendants of the jockey.
- Yeah.
695
00:53:03,931 --> 00:53:06,851
Guess I'm talking
to motion picture royalty, then.
696
00:53:08,644 --> 00:53:10,104
How'd you get the number?
697
00:53:10,188 --> 00:53:11,939
I got it from the call sheet.
698
00:53:12,023 --> 00:53:14,692
- Ah.
- So, we have a project.
699
00:53:14,776 --> 00:53:18,154
And, you know, what if I told you
it was the offer of a lifetime?
700
00:53:18,237 --> 00:53:20,907
Yeah, hopefully not my lifetime.
701
00:53:20,990 --> 00:53:23,701
That's a good one. I'mma be real with you.
702
00:53:23,785 --> 00:53:26,371
We don't have a lot of money
to pay you up front,
703
00:53:26,454 --> 00:53:28,664
not like you're used to, but...
704
00:53:28,748 --> 00:53:32,335
Yeah, I tend to do one for them
so I can do one for me,
705
00:53:32,418 --> 00:53:34,212
so what is it?
706
00:53:35,505 --> 00:53:36,506
Reality.
707
00:53:36,589 --> 00:53:39,717
- Oh, no. Reality.
- Documentary.
708
00:53:40,718 --> 00:53:43,638
- Documentary.
- Oh, that's better.
709
00:53:44,764 --> 00:53:46,933
So, again, what's it about?
710
00:53:47,016 --> 00:53:50,228
It's about the shit
dreams is made of, baby.
711
00:53:51,104 --> 00:53:53,356
Listen, horse girl.
712
00:53:53,439 --> 00:53:54,982
I got a
713
00:53:56,609 --> 00:53:59,946
pretty damn superb lemon tart in the oven
714
00:54:00,029 --> 00:54:03,491
that I'm about to serve
to ten of my closest friends, so...
715
00:54:03,574 --> 00:54:05,034
Stop. Stop, stop.
716
00:54:05,118 --> 00:54:06,953
Oh, hold on one second. What?
717
00:54:07,036 --> 00:54:08,413
He's not here for that.
718
00:54:08,496 --> 00:54:10,557
- No. This is what I do.
- Stick to the plan.
719
00:54:10,581 --> 00:54:13,501
I don't go to your job
and knock a horse's dick out your hand.
720
00:54:13,584 --> 00:54:14,627
- Hello?
- Yeah?
721
00:54:14,710 --> 00:54:16,379
Yeah, my bad. We good, man.
722
00:54:16,462 --> 00:54:20,591
According to American Cinema magazine,
723
00:54:20,675 --> 00:54:24,053
you make the cinematically
impossible possible.
724
00:54:25,388 --> 00:54:28,391
Well, we looking for the impossible shot.
725
00:54:32,603 --> 00:54:34,313
That's impossible.
726
00:54:34,397 --> 00:54:35,440
Antlers,
727
00:54:36,065 --> 00:54:38,901
there's something out here in Agua Dulce,
728
00:54:38,985 --> 00:54:42,488
and you're probably the only person
in the world that can get it on film.
729
00:54:43,364 --> 00:54:44,657
That's it.
730
00:54:46,242 --> 00:54:47,994
Horse girl,
731
00:54:48,077 --> 00:54:50,371
this dream you're chasing,
732
00:54:50,955 --> 00:54:54,083
the one where you end up
at the top of the mountain,
733
00:54:54,876 --> 00:54:57,044
all eyes on you...
734
00:55:00,339 --> 00:55:02,592
It's the dream you never wake up from.
735
00:55:16,564 --> 00:55:17,940
I don't like him.
736
00:55:42,131 --> 00:55:43,841
Holy shit. It's real.
737
00:55:44,967 --> 00:55:47,553
I don't know what you're doing here,
738
00:55:48,679 --> 00:55:52,767
but t was illegal for you
to spy on us like that.
739
00:55:59,524 --> 00:56:01,859
Wait, you don't know?
740
00:56:04,654 --> 00:56:06,656
Okay, tell me when you see it.
741
00:56:16,916 --> 00:56:18,000
There.
742
00:56:19,418 --> 00:56:21,170
- Doesn't move.
- Exactly.
743
00:56:24,423 --> 00:56:25,841
Well, look at that.
744
00:56:28,052 --> 00:56:29,929
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, okay.
745
00:56:30,638 --> 00:56:33,057
I went back
and scrubbed through the footage,
746
00:56:33,140 --> 00:56:36,686
and that cloud has been right there
at least since I set the cameras up.
747
00:56:36,769 --> 00:56:38,563
Yeah, now you mention it,
748
00:56:38,646 --> 00:56:42,316
I've been looking at the same cloud
every day for the last six months.
749
00:56:42,400 --> 00:56:43,401
Shit.
750
00:56:44,694 --> 00:56:46,654
So, I mean, that's them in there.
751
00:56:46,737 --> 00:56:49,240
And we've been recording it,
so we got it, right?
752
00:56:51,409 --> 00:56:52,410
Yeah.
753
00:56:53,869 --> 00:56:55,788
Why you saying "yeah" like that?
754
00:56:56,831 --> 00:56:59,208
I mean, we have proof of aliens on video.
755
00:56:59,292 --> 00:57:01,252
Yeah, I wouldn't call it proof.
756
00:57:01,335 --> 00:57:02,545
Are you serious?
757
00:57:02,628 --> 00:57:05,423
Look, I've seen crazy weather phenomenons
online before. That's all I'm saying.
758
00:57:05,506 --> 00:57:07,216
He's right.
759
00:57:07,300 --> 00:57:09,594
It's good, but it ain't it. Ain't Oprah.
760
00:57:11,721 --> 00:57:13,264
Ain't Oprah.
761
00:57:15,725 --> 00:57:16,726
Okay.
762
00:57:17,435 --> 00:57:18,936
Are you guys telling me
763
00:57:19,729 --> 00:57:21,606
that there's an alien spaceship
764
00:57:23,190 --> 00:57:25,234
in that fucking cloud right there?
765
00:57:25,318 --> 00:57:26,986
It doesn't move like a ship.
766
00:57:28,946 --> 00:57:30,531
What you mean, OJ?
767
00:57:33,868 --> 00:57:35,661
What if it's not a ship?
768
00:57:39,999 --> 00:57:42,251
All right, Gordy,
we're almost ready, buddy.
769
00:57:42,335 --> 00:57:44,587
Here we go, buddy. Come on.
770
00:57:44,670 --> 00:57:45,671
He's ready.
771
00:57:46,589 --> 00:57:49,634
Here we go. And action!
772
00:57:49,717 --> 00:57:51,886
And, of course, I set it to Icelandic time
773
00:57:51,969 --> 00:57:54,930
because we share a love
of the aurora borealis, Gordy.
774
00:57:55,014 --> 00:57:58,225
And you have no idea how to tell time.
775
00:57:59,518 --> 00:58:02,897
Great gift, Dad.
Way to think things through.
776
00:58:02,980 --> 00:58:06,108
Somehow you'd think that a man
who can send a rocket into space
777
00:58:06,192 --> 00:58:08,903
would be able to manage
a halfway decent birthday present.
778
00:58:09,487 --> 00:58:10,487
Nope.
779
00:58:13,157 --> 00:58:15,951
You know, Gordy, all things considered,
780
00:58:16,035 --> 00:58:18,329
maybe my gift isn't so bad after all.
781
00:58:18,412 --> 00:58:19,747
Aw.
782
00:58:20,373 --> 00:58:22,124
Hey, Gordy!
783
00:58:22,208 --> 00:58:24,043
- Surprise!
- Wow!
784
00:58:24,126 --> 00:58:26,921
Now, that is a gift!
785
00:58:34,970 --> 00:58:36,472
Oh, sorry.
786
00:58:36,555 --> 00:58:39,016
That's all right. Pick it up from there.
787
00:58:39,100 --> 00:58:40,309
Wait a minute.
788
00:58:40,393 --> 00:58:43,479
What happened to we both failed
at finding good presents?
789
00:58:46,732 --> 00:58:49,360
Here you go, Gordy. Happy birthday!
790
00:58:51,028 --> 00:58:54,240
Oh, beautiful, Haley!
791
00:59:02,873 --> 00:59:04,750
No, no! Get down!
792
00:59:04,834 --> 00:59:06,752
- No. Stop!
- Stop that!
793
01:00:42,473 --> 01:00:45,351
No, no, no. No, Gordy. No!
794
01:00:46,602 --> 01:00:49,605
Down! Down! You sit!
795
01:00:53,567 --> 01:00:55,319
No, no, no!
796
01:00:55,402 --> 01:00:58,489
No, Gordy! No, please.
797
01:00:58,572 --> 01:01:02,034
Stop! No, no, no.
798
01:03:01,862 --> 01:03:03,197
Oh, my God.
799
01:03:04,448 --> 01:03:06,992
Yeah, it's pretty bad in here.
800
01:03:53,914 --> 01:03:57,001
Feeling good?
801
01:03:57,084 --> 01:03:58,085
Yeah.
802
01:03:58,877 --> 01:04:00,754
- Feeling good.
- Good.
803
01:04:06,927 --> 01:04:08,345
There we go.
804
01:04:11,140 --> 01:04:13,767
Run it. Run it one more time, babe.
805
01:04:13,851 --> 01:04:14,977
Okay.
806
01:04:22,276 --> 01:04:23,819
What if I told you...
807
01:04:38,167 --> 01:04:40,544
Yo. Storm's coming.
808
01:04:41,545 --> 01:04:44,173
Just tarping up. Just to be safe.
809
01:05:02,733 --> 01:05:04,193
Hey, where you going?
810
01:05:05,319 --> 01:05:06,612
I'mma get Lucky.
811
01:05:08,030 --> 01:05:12,493
Now we're not gonna let a few clouds
kill our fun today, are we, folks?
812
01:05:12,576 --> 01:05:14,578
So, without further ado,
813
01:05:14,661 --> 01:05:18,165
welcome to the Jupiter's Claim
Star Lasso Experience!
814
01:05:21,710 --> 01:05:23,670
How's everyone feeling today?
815
01:05:25,255 --> 01:05:26,799
All right!
816
01:05:26,882 --> 01:05:28,467
It's quite a doozy today.
817
01:05:29,885 --> 01:05:33,722
I wanna thank you guys
for coming out here, but first,
818
01:05:33,806 --> 01:05:36,642
how about another round of applause
for my Amber?
819
01:05:36,725 --> 01:05:39,478
I'll tell you, that woman is a saint
820
01:05:39,561 --> 01:05:41,730
for putting up with all my craziness.
821
01:05:41,814 --> 01:05:43,690
And to the knuckleheads up there.
822
01:05:43,774 --> 01:05:46,652
The staff. Shout-out.
823
01:05:46,735 --> 01:05:49,571
All right, all right, that's enough.
824
01:05:49,655 --> 01:05:54,243
I also wanna give a special thanks
to an old costar of mine
825
01:05:54,827 --> 01:05:56,495
and my first crush,
826
01:05:56,578 --> 01:05:58,247
Mary Jo Elliott, everyone!
827
01:05:58,330 --> 01:05:59,873
Yeah!
828
01:06:03,919 --> 01:06:05,045
All right.
829
01:06:06,421 --> 01:06:08,715
You ready?
830
01:06:08,799 --> 01:06:11,760
Oh, come on. That ain't nothin'.
Are you ready?
831
01:06:15,973 --> 01:06:17,057
Here we go.
832
01:06:24,773 --> 01:06:26,275
You're chosen.
833
01:06:35,576 --> 01:06:37,077
What if I told you,
834
01:06:38,620 --> 01:06:40,080
in about an hour,
835
01:06:41,373 --> 01:06:43,876
you'll leave here different?
836
01:06:45,669 --> 01:06:50,007
See, every Friday for the last six months,
837
01:06:51,091 --> 01:06:54,136
my family and I have bore witness
838
01:06:54,219 --> 01:06:57,139
to an absolute spectacle.
839
01:06:58,640 --> 01:07:01,310
One that you'll be seeing here today.
840
01:07:03,020 --> 01:07:05,564
So, let me take you back
to that first night.
841
01:07:15,699 --> 01:07:17,659
Right here in this exact spot,
842
01:07:18,869 --> 01:07:22,164
I come over to wrangle
a chestnut horse named Trigger.
843
01:07:23,373 --> 01:07:27,294
Now, I could barely see my hand
in front of my face for the fog,
844
01:07:28,503 --> 01:07:33,342
but I swear on my wife
and children's lives
845
01:07:34,051 --> 01:07:36,094
that at 6:13 p.m.,
846
01:07:37,095 --> 01:07:38,347
I see
847
01:07:40,057 --> 01:07:43,810
a flying saucer descend through the mist.
848
01:07:45,520 --> 01:07:48,106
Old Trigger took off
straight into the gulch.
849
01:07:48,941 --> 01:07:50,442
And, well,
850
01:07:51,735 --> 01:07:53,445
it's like he was going home.
851
01:07:59,785 --> 01:08:01,286
Now, just to be clear,
852
01:08:02,037 --> 01:08:05,749
what we saw was a flying saucer.
853
01:08:05,832 --> 01:08:07,334
No doubt about that.
854
01:08:07,417 --> 01:08:10,295
Slightly flatter in the front,
with a circular hole in the bottom
855
01:08:10,379 --> 01:08:12,631
about two school bus lengths wide.
856
01:08:14,007 --> 01:08:16,093
Ladies and gentlemen, I kid you not.
857
01:08:18,220 --> 01:08:23,600
We are being surveilled
by an alien species I call "the Viewers."
858
01:08:24,893 --> 01:08:27,479
And though they have yet
to emerge from their ship,
859
01:08:28,188 --> 01:08:29,731
I believe they trust me.
860
01:08:30,607 --> 01:08:31,608
If they didn't,
861
01:08:32,317 --> 01:08:34,444
I don't think any of us
would be here right now.
862
01:08:36,863 --> 01:08:38,198
So, as I said,
863
01:08:38,824 --> 01:08:40,325
in just under an hour,
864
01:08:41,243 --> 01:08:45,414
Star Lasso Experience is gonna change you.
865
01:08:48,417 --> 01:08:51,169
But first, my boys are gonna come out
and do a little number for us.
866
01:08:51,253 --> 01:08:53,505
- Would that be all right?
- Hustle. Go, go, go.
867
01:08:53,588 --> 01:08:55,817
All right! My little satellites:
868
01:08:55,841 --> 01:08:57,467
Colton, Phoenix, Max.
869
01:08:57,551 --> 01:09:00,679
Remember those names, folks.
All right, here we go!
870
01:09:11,189 --> 01:09:13,066
What is that?
871
01:09:13,150 --> 01:09:14,651
You guys see that?
872
01:09:29,333 --> 01:09:31,710
Stay in your seats.
873
01:09:32,586 --> 01:09:34,755
This is new. They're early.
874
01:09:36,298 --> 01:09:38,508
They're giving us a real show today.
875
01:09:38,592 --> 01:09:41,345
That they are.
They're giving us a real show today.
876
01:09:41,428 --> 01:09:43,263
They're ready, we're ready.
877
01:09:44,723 --> 01:09:48,852
Welcome to the Star Lasso Experience,
878
01:09:48,935 --> 01:09:51,271
only at Jupiter's Claim.
879
01:09:51,355 --> 01:09:54,107
Please remember to avoid
using your cell phones
880
01:09:54,191 --> 01:09:57,277
- or flash photography during the event.
- Cell phones off, y'all!
881
01:09:57,361 --> 01:09:58,695
Come on!
882
01:09:58,779 --> 01:10:02,366
Bear with us, now.
Trained animals can be unpredictable.
883
01:10:08,663 --> 01:10:12,626
Now, sit back, stay in your seats
884
01:10:12,709 --> 01:10:16,338
and enjoy The Star Lasso Experience.
885
01:11:45,177 --> 01:11:47,596
Well, cowboys and cowgirls,
886
01:11:47,679 --> 01:11:50,223
it's time to ride off into the sunset.
887
01:11:50,307 --> 01:11:54,519
That's right. Happy trails.
It's closing time.
888
01:11:54,603 --> 01:11:57,814
You don't have to go home,
but you can't stay here.
889
01:11:57,898 --> 01:11:59,483
Come back again.
890
01:11:59,566 --> 01:12:02,360
Until then, we wish you well.
891
01:12:02,444 --> 01:12:05,530
Hasta la vista. Adios.
892
01:12:21,796 --> 01:12:24,382
Well, cowboys and cowgirls,
893
01:12:24,466 --> 01:12:27,177
it's time to ride off into the sunset.
894
01:12:27,260 --> 01:12:31,389
That's right. Happy trails.
It's closing time.
895
01:12:31,473 --> 01:12:34,726
You don't have to go home,
but you can't stay here.
896
01:12:34,809 --> 01:12:36,937
Come back again. Until then...
897
01:13:37,497 --> 01:13:39,165
Lucky.
898
01:13:47,215 --> 01:13:49,384
Lucky.
899
01:13:53,179 --> 01:13:55,307
Lucky, come on, come on. Come on.
900
01:14:12,699 --> 01:14:16,036
- Come on, come on.
- Come on. Lucky!
901
01:14:25,712 --> 01:14:27,756
Come on, come on, come on.
902
01:15:14,761 --> 01:15:16,638
Yo. It's done.
903
01:15:17,347 --> 01:15:19,808
I'll be over in the morning
to tear that shit off.
904
01:15:19,891 --> 01:15:23,395
- Or you can do it yourselves.
- No, no. I like when you do it.
905
01:15:23,478 --> 01:15:24,813
Of course you do.
906
01:15:24,896 --> 01:15:27,148
All right. See you tomorrow.
907
01:15:27,232 --> 01:15:28,692
See ya.
908
01:15:34,364 --> 01:15:37,617
Pick up, pick up, pick up.
909
01:15:37,701 --> 01:15:39,828
Come on, come on.
Pick up, pick up, pick up.
910
01:15:55,343 --> 01:15:58,138
Did you know that
the very first assembly of photographs
911
01:15:58,221 --> 01:16:00,181
in sequential order
to make a motion picture
912
01:16:00,265 --> 01:16:02,934
was a two-second clip
of a Black man on a horse?
913
01:16:03,017 --> 01:16:05,061
That man was a Bahamian jockey
914
01:16:05,145 --> 01:16:08,523
known as Alistair E. Haywood,
and he was my great-great-grandfather.
915
01:16:08,606 --> 01:16:09,941
- Hey.
- Em!
916
01:16:10,024 --> 01:16:11,568
I was right.
917
01:16:11,651 --> 01:16:13,445
It's not a ship.
918
01:16:13,528 --> 01:16:14,779
What happened?
919
01:16:14,863 --> 01:16:18,491
I wear my sunglasses at night
920
01:16:18,575 --> 01:16:21,453
So I can, so...
921
01:16:23,246 --> 01:16:24,372
What the fuck?
922
01:16:38,595 --> 01:16:39,721
Shit.
923
01:16:42,599 --> 01:16:44,517
It ate them, Em.
924
01:16:44,601 --> 01:16:45,810
It ate them all.
925
01:16:45,894 --> 01:16:48,521
It's alive, Em. It's an animal.
926
01:16:48,605 --> 01:16:51,441
It's territorial,
and it thinks that this is its home.
927
01:16:54,986 --> 01:16:56,654
Em!
928
01:17:03,620 --> 01:17:05,580
Oh, shit.
929
01:17:07,332 --> 01:17:08,458
Oh, yes.
930
01:17:10,001 --> 01:17:11,711
Hey, hey. We're in trouble.
931
01:17:13,630 --> 01:17:14,923
Oh, fuck.
932
01:17:24,349 --> 01:17:25,642
What?
933
01:17:48,915 --> 01:17:49,999
What the fuck?
934
01:17:51,042 --> 01:17:52,043
What the fuck?
935
01:17:54,587 --> 01:17:56,297
Who the hell is that?
936
01:17:57,882 --> 01:17:59,133
Who the hell is that?
937
01:17:59,217 --> 01:18:00,343
Oh, my God.
938
01:18:00,426 --> 01:18:02,762
Em! Who the hell is that?
939
01:18:07,642 --> 01:18:08,977
It's above us.
940
01:18:14,065 --> 01:18:15,650
Oh, shit.
941
01:18:20,238 --> 01:18:23,491
Oh, shit. What the fuck?
942
01:18:43,928 --> 01:18:45,179
Oh, God.
943
01:18:46,306 --> 01:18:48,516
Something very bad is happening.
944
01:18:59,193 --> 01:19:01,279
Fuck!
945
01:19:17,712 --> 01:19:19,839
Em, we're fucked.
946
01:21:30,053 --> 01:21:31,054
Nope.
947
01:22:59,725 --> 01:23:04,897
I wear my sunglasses at night
948
01:23:04,981 --> 01:23:06,607
So I can...
949
01:23:27,128 --> 01:23:30,590
It cuts my security
950
01:23:30,673 --> 01:23:35,761
Has she got control of me?
951
01:23:37,054 --> 01:23:39,682
I turn to her and say...
952
01:23:39,765 --> 01:23:41,225
Em? OJ's coming.
953
01:23:41,309 --> 01:23:42,393
Let's go.
954
01:23:43,561 --> 01:23:47,023
I gotta get out this house.
I gotta get out this house.
955
01:23:47,106 --> 01:23:48,816
No, stop, stop. Can't we just wait? Right?
956
01:23:48,900 --> 01:23:50,660
- You can.
- No. I'm not gonna be here alone.
957
01:23:50,735 --> 01:23:54,055
- I gotta get out of this fucking house!
- We're alive still because we stayed here!
958
01:24:55,967 --> 01:24:56,968
Shit.
959
01:25:00,638 --> 01:25:04,558
I wear my sunglasses...
960
01:25:04,642 --> 01:25:06,310
- Let's go!
- Come on.
961
01:25:06,394 --> 01:25:07,728
Go!
962
01:25:07,812 --> 01:25:08,813
Come on.
963
01:25:09,689 --> 01:25:12,191
Come on, come on, come on.
964
01:25:12,275 --> 01:25:13,442
Come on, come on.
965
01:25:15,820 --> 01:25:17,071
Oh, shit.
966
01:25:19,949 --> 01:25:22,368
Go.
967
01:25:27,081 --> 01:25:28,791
Yeah. She gonna make it.
968
01:25:28,874 --> 01:25:30,185
- OJ.
- She gonna make it.
969
01:25:30,209 --> 01:25:31,752
Oh, hey, horsie.
970
01:25:31,836 --> 01:25:34,297
- Don't look it in the eyes, please.
- VFX!
971
01:25:48,060 --> 01:25:50,104
Focus here. Focus here.
972
01:25:53,774 --> 01:25:57,486
- I wear my sunglasses at night
- Go!
973
01:25:57,570 --> 01:26:01,157
I wear my sunglasses at night
974
01:26:01,240 --> 01:26:05,036
I wear my sunglasses at night
975
01:26:06,746 --> 01:26:08,581
I cry to you...
976
01:26:16,339 --> 01:26:18,549
Welcome to my tavern.
977
01:26:18,632 --> 01:26:22,011
I don't know if you've heard,
but a terrible beast is about.
978
01:26:22,094 --> 01:26:26,390
It's been harassing villagers,
ruining crops and eating their livestock.
979
01:26:29,060 --> 01:26:32,688
Many a glory-seeking hunter
980
01:26:32,772 --> 01:26:35,316
has attempted to defeat it,
981
01:26:35,399 --> 01:26:37,943
and just as many have perished.
982
01:26:40,654 --> 01:26:43,366
While you're here, please look around.
983
01:26:46,577 --> 01:26:48,746
I'm here in Agua Dulce, California,
984
01:26:48,829 --> 01:26:51,332
and the whereabouts of those
40 guests and employees
985
01:26:51,415 --> 01:26:54,752
of a local Western theme park
are still unknown.
986
01:26:54,835 --> 01:26:58,964
The sheriff's office has its hands full
trying to identify the unaccounted for.
987
01:26:59,048 --> 01:27:01,467
Until they do, only one thing is certain:
988
01:27:01,550 --> 01:27:04,512
There is something strange
happening out here in Agua Dulce.
989
01:27:04,595 --> 01:27:06,755
Security cameras were off at the time.
990
01:27:06,806 --> 01:27:10,101
Other than that, we have no reason
to suspect foul play.
991
01:27:10,184 --> 01:27:13,020
We did have a considerable amount of rain
come through here.
992
01:27:13,104 --> 01:27:16,941
So we don't wanna rule out flash flooding
as possibly having played a part.
993
01:27:22,154 --> 01:27:24,949
You never go wrong
with a fried-fish sandwich.
994
01:27:27,868 --> 01:27:29,662
Tartar got tang.
995
01:27:31,956 --> 01:27:32,957
Stupid.
996
01:27:33,582 --> 01:27:35,084
"Tartar got tang"?
997
01:27:35,167 --> 01:27:36,377
Right?
998
01:27:37,878 --> 01:27:40,631
I don't think it eats you
if you don't look it in the eye.
999
01:27:44,677 --> 01:27:46,262
Hey, hey!
1000
01:27:46,345 --> 01:27:48,305
RTR, bro.
1001
01:27:49,056 --> 01:27:50,057
You know?
1002
01:27:51,642 --> 01:27:53,602
Like, read the room.
1003
01:27:58,023 --> 01:27:59,817
Nobody wanna talk about that.
1004
01:28:01,235 --> 01:28:03,475
- Let's go.
- Okay, okay. Enough.
1005
01:28:03,529 --> 01:28:06,240
All right, all right, all right.
1006
01:28:06,323 --> 01:28:07,741
Hey, you lucky!
1007
01:28:07,825 --> 01:28:09,994
Every animal got rules, right?
1008
01:28:10,077 --> 01:28:12,955
We know what it wants,
and we know how it comes, so...
1009
01:28:13,038 --> 01:28:14,039
Fuck.
1010
01:28:14,874 --> 01:28:17,168
We don't really know shit.
1011
01:28:18,377 --> 01:28:20,087
OJ, what's this about, man?
1012
01:28:21,338 --> 01:28:25,509
What's this about?
You want me to say, "I'm sorry"?
1013
01:28:25,593 --> 01:28:27,094
"I was wrong"? It's dumb"?
1014
01:28:27,178 --> 01:28:28,721
It wasn't, though.
1015
01:28:28,804 --> 01:28:30,014
- Own the moment.
- Stop.
1016
01:28:30,097 --> 01:28:32,224
- It was good. It was good.
- Stop this shit!
1017
01:28:32,308 --> 01:28:35,394
But the moment about to pass,
and we don't own shit.
1018
01:28:40,399 --> 01:28:43,861
Okay, well, I assume
y'all are crashing at mine.
1019
01:28:43,944 --> 01:28:45,571
Right? 'Cause you can.
1020
01:28:45,654 --> 01:28:49,158
'Cause I'm not going back
to the fuckin' monster umbrella.
1021
01:28:50,034 --> 01:28:52,703
Gotta feed 'em.
1022
01:28:52,786 --> 01:28:54,163
Let Lucky out.
1023
01:28:56,248 --> 01:28:57,541
There's shit to do.
1024
01:28:57,625 --> 01:28:59,001
Always.
1025
01:29:00,628 --> 01:29:02,296
Always some shit to do.
1026
01:29:49,552 --> 01:29:51,720
There's a wheelchair on your roof.
1027
01:29:54,557 --> 01:29:58,060
That cloud ain't moved a goddamn inch.
1028
01:29:58,143 --> 01:30:00,437
So you're not completely full of shit.
1029
01:30:01,814 --> 01:30:04,149
- Thank you.
- Yeah. Thank you.
1030
01:30:04,233 --> 01:30:08,279
The concept
of extraterrestrial animals in the sky
1031
01:30:08,362 --> 01:30:09,947
is not a new thing.
1032
01:30:10,030 --> 01:30:13,033
People have been trying to get pictures
of these things since the '50s.
1033
01:30:13,117 --> 01:30:14,326
How do we see it?
1034
01:30:15,703 --> 01:30:17,621
It's gonna get hungry again.
1035
01:30:19,498 --> 01:30:22,751
So, you know, just ring the dinner bell.
1036
01:30:28,507 --> 01:30:30,801
Now, we know what it doesn't like.
1037
01:30:31,677 --> 01:30:34,346
That little fake horse and flags
messed it up good.
1038
01:30:35,848 --> 01:30:38,309
Got stuck in its windpipes or something.
1039
01:30:38,392 --> 01:30:42,396
I bet he ain't gonna fuck
with flags like that in a minute.
1040
01:30:42,479 --> 01:30:43,480
Yeah.
1041
01:30:44,898 --> 01:30:46,025
We pissed him off.
1042
01:30:46,108 --> 01:30:48,902
We're not the reason it settled down here.
1043
01:30:48,986 --> 01:30:52,531
That was Jupe. He got caught up
trying to tame a predator.
1044
01:30:52,615 --> 01:30:55,993
You can't do that.
You gotta enter an agreement with one.
1045
01:30:56,076 --> 01:30:57,369
Yeah.
1046
01:30:57,453 --> 01:30:59,204
Ask Siegfried and Roy.
1047
01:31:02,458 --> 01:31:04,376
Okay,
1048
01:31:04,460 --> 01:31:07,671
asking as someone who was in the house
when the shit went down,
1049
01:31:09,923 --> 01:31:13,218
how exactly do you enter
an agreement with a fucking
1050
01:31:13,886 --> 01:31:17,431
UFO, alien entity,
or whatever the hell you wanna call it?
1051
01:31:17,514 --> 01:31:18,849
Jean Jacket.
1052
01:31:18,932 --> 01:31:22,227
- Call him Jean Jacket.
- So, how about this?
1053
01:31:22,311 --> 01:31:25,314
How about we send ol' Jean Jacket
1054
01:31:25,397 --> 01:31:27,941
some fresh horses in golden hour
and see what happens?
1055
01:31:30,027 --> 01:31:31,195
Horse people.
1056
01:31:32,071 --> 01:31:34,948
- Why not just set them free?
- We're not doing that.
1057
01:31:35,032 --> 01:31:36,075
Okay.
1058
01:31:37,993 --> 01:31:40,454
Who is gonna go down there
1059
01:31:41,705 --> 01:31:43,999
and get the star out of his trailer?
1060
01:31:50,089 --> 01:31:51,256
I'll get him out.
1061
01:31:53,550 --> 01:31:54,677
Where you want it?
1062
01:31:55,928 --> 01:31:57,554
You draw him out there.
1063
01:31:59,223 --> 01:32:00,432
I'm here.
1064
01:32:01,100 --> 01:32:02,685
On this ridge.
1065
01:32:04,520 --> 01:32:05,521
Oh, shit.
1066
01:32:07,272 --> 01:32:10,192
Made her myself. No electricity.
1067
01:32:10,275 --> 01:32:12,695
Didn't I tell you
this motherfucker was gonna come up here
1068
01:32:12,778 --> 01:32:14,697
with a non-electrical camera?
1069
01:32:14,780 --> 01:32:15,948
Let's go, boy!
1070
01:32:19,076 --> 01:32:21,328
I've been up under it a couple times now.
1071
01:32:22,287 --> 01:32:23,288
I get him.
1072
01:32:24,206 --> 01:32:25,207
It's an animal.
1073
01:32:26,250 --> 01:32:28,460
You don't turn your back on a bear.
1074
01:32:28,544 --> 01:32:31,255
You don't wear red around a bull.
It's like that.
1075
01:32:31,964 --> 01:32:34,925
You don't look at it
unless you want its attention.
1076
01:32:36,635 --> 01:32:38,429
Good night, Mr. Storeman.
1077
01:32:39,012 --> 01:32:41,390
Fuck it. I call top hat.
1078
01:32:42,224 --> 01:32:43,726
And we ain't got a lot of time.
1079
01:32:45,561 --> 01:32:47,771
One day. Two days, tops.
1080
01:32:50,941 --> 01:32:53,944
'Cause the word is getting out,
and when it does...
1081
01:32:54,027 --> 01:32:55,988
Sorry, dead people.
1082
01:32:56,071 --> 01:32:57,239
Park's closed.
1083
01:32:57,322 --> 01:33:00,159
...you know people gonna come
and do what they always do:
1084
01:33:01,160 --> 01:33:03,162
Try and take it all for themselves.
1085
01:33:03,245 --> 01:33:04,288
Fine.
1086
01:33:05,581 --> 01:33:06,999
Thimble.
1087
01:33:07,750 --> 01:33:09,460
That's the one I wanted anyway.
1088
01:33:11,754 --> 01:33:13,255
Well, let 'em come.
1089
01:33:14,548 --> 01:33:15,924
It ain't gonna matter.
1090
01:33:18,719 --> 01:33:20,387
'Cause what we about to do,
1091
01:33:23,515 --> 01:33:24,850
they can't erase that.
1092
01:33:32,065 --> 01:33:33,233
He's big,
1093
01:33:33,901 --> 01:33:35,152
he's bad,
1094
01:33:35,819 --> 01:33:37,488
and he's got a lot of spirit.
1095
01:33:41,241 --> 01:33:43,285
But anything with a spirit can get broke.
1096
01:33:46,330 --> 01:33:47,664
So you break it.
1097
01:33:49,416 --> 01:33:50,709
I'll get the shot.
1098
01:33:56,131 --> 01:33:57,633
Hey, I don't know.
1099
01:34:00,385 --> 01:34:02,805
What we're doing is important, right?
1100
01:34:02,888 --> 01:34:05,516
Like, what we document,
1101
01:34:08,894 --> 01:34:11,355
it's gonna do some good.
1102
01:34:12,439 --> 01:34:17,194
I mean, besides the money
and fucking fame,
1103
01:34:17,277 --> 01:34:18,987
we can save some lives.
1104
01:34:19,071 --> 01:34:20,989
Fuck, we can even save Earth.
1105
01:34:21,907 --> 01:34:23,367
Right?
1106
01:34:24,868 --> 01:34:26,411
Yeah.
1107
01:34:32,125 --> 01:34:37,005
Well, it came down to Earth
And it hid in a tree
1108
01:34:39,466 --> 01:34:44,179
I said, "Mr. Purple People Eater
Don't eat me"
1109
01:34:45,639 --> 01:34:48,600
Well, he looked at me
And in a voice so gruff
1110
01:34:50,644 --> 01:34:53,146
He said, "I wouldn't eat you
1111
01:34:54,273 --> 01:34:56,191
'Cause you're too tough"
1112
01:35:04,074 --> 01:35:09,329
"He was a one-eyed, one-horned
Flyin' purple people eater
1113
01:35:10,914 --> 01:35:15,711
One-eyed, one-horned
Flyin' purple people eater
1114
01:35:15,794 --> 01:35:22,050
One-eyed, one-horned
Flyin' purple people eater
1115
01:35:25,345 --> 01:35:27,806
Sure looks strange to me
1116
01:35:43,947 --> 01:35:45,949
He ain't gonna fuck with you.
1117
01:36:26,865 --> 01:36:28,825
Time to wake up the family.
1118
01:36:44,675 --> 01:36:46,593
Here we go.
1119
01:36:47,302 --> 01:36:50,013
Come out, come out, wherever you are.
1120
01:36:59,147 --> 01:37:02,776
I came down on a lightning bolt
1121
01:37:03,860 --> 01:37:07,364
Nine months in my mama's belly
1122
01:37:08,156 --> 01:37:11,952
When I was born
The midwife screamed and shout
1123
01:37:12,035 --> 01:37:15,414
I had fire and brimstone
Coming out of my mouth
1124
01:37:17,749 --> 01:37:21,044
How exquisitely stupid is that?
1125
01:37:33,432 --> 01:37:37,686
Exuma was my name
When I lived in the stars
1126
01:37:37,769 --> 01:37:42,149
Exuma was a planet that once lit Mars
1127
01:37:42,232 --> 01:37:46,278
I got the voices of many
In my throat
1128
01:37:46,361 --> 01:37:50,282
The teeth of a frog
And the tail of a goat
1129
01:37:50,365 --> 01:37:52,409
I'm Exuma
1130
01:37:52,492 --> 01:37:55,370
I'm the obeah man
1131
01:38:04,713 --> 01:38:06,193
We gonna get you today, motherfucker.
1132
01:38:06,256 --> 01:38:07,716
- When I've got my
- Obeah
1133
01:38:07,799 --> 01:38:09,968
- Big hat on my head
- Obeah
1134
01:38:10,052 --> 01:38:12,179
- You know that I
- Obeah
1135
01:38:12,262 --> 01:38:14,473
- Can raise the dead
- Obeah
1136
01:38:14,556 --> 01:38:18,894
And when I got my stick in my hand
1137
01:38:18,977 --> 01:38:21,188
You know that I am...
1138
01:38:21,271 --> 01:38:23,356
Where is the feed for Holst's camera?
1139
01:38:23,440 --> 01:38:24,480
Over.
1140
01:38:24,983 --> 01:38:26,485
Couldn't figure it out. Over.
1141
01:38:27,235 --> 01:38:30,197
What you mean,
you couldn't figure it out? Over.
1142
01:38:30,280 --> 01:38:33,033
Holst is shooting on a film camera,
1143
01:38:33,116 --> 01:38:35,368
and all of our cameras are digital,
1144
01:38:35,452 --> 01:38:37,245
so it's a whole thing. Over.
1145
01:38:38,038 --> 01:38:40,582
Basically, you forgot about it. Over.
1146
01:38:41,625 --> 01:38:44,169
Yeah, well, I had my hands full
rigging 50 fucking sky dancers
1147
01:38:44,252 --> 01:38:46,439
to dead people's car batteries
all connected to one control panel.
1148
01:38:46,463 --> 01:38:47,881
So, yeah, fucking over.
1149
01:38:47,964 --> 01:38:49,382
Sorry. I'm scared.
1150
01:38:49,466 --> 01:38:50,634
Man down.
1151
01:38:51,426 --> 01:38:55,222
- Man down? What? Where?
- Last dancer, deep in the gulch.
1152
01:38:56,389 --> 01:38:58,433
Stay on it, Em. I'm staying up.
1153
01:39:01,311 --> 01:39:02,896
Motherfucker.
1154
01:39:12,239 --> 01:39:13,573
Oh, wait.
1155
01:39:13,657 --> 01:39:15,367
Oh, it's back up.
1156
01:39:15,450 --> 01:39:17,369
Could be a faulty battery.
1157
01:39:18,912 --> 01:39:20,956
All right. Shots up, then.
1158
01:39:24,000 --> 01:39:25,210
Nah, he's poking.
1159
01:39:35,470 --> 01:39:36,972
Who's this asshole?
1160
01:39:39,099 --> 01:39:41,017
Man in black on a white motorcycle.
1161
01:39:41,893 --> 01:39:43,770
No, no, no. Shit!
1162
01:39:47,607 --> 01:39:48,859
Can I help you?
1163
01:39:58,326 --> 01:39:59,953
You see that cloud?
1164
01:40:01,746 --> 01:40:03,081
Hey, man, who you with?
1165
01:40:04,875 --> 01:40:07,794
Oh, I'm sorry. Who are you?
1166
01:40:08,378 --> 01:40:09,546
Nobody.
1167
01:40:10,672 --> 01:40:12,966
You don't look like a nobody to me.
1168
01:40:13,049 --> 01:40:16,720
Yeah, look, we doing a camera test
for a Verizon commercial,
1169
01:40:16,803 --> 01:40:18,597
so I'mma need you to clear the road.
1170
01:40:18,680 --> 01:40:21,683
This whole valley
comes up as blurry on Google Maps.
1171
01:40:22,309 --> 01:40:24,186
You're really tucked away back here.
1172
01:40:25,896 --> 01:40:26,897
Jupiter's Claim?
1173
01:40:28,190 --> 01:40:30,025
Quicker if you go the other way around.
1174
01:40:30,108 --> 01:40:31,693
Yeah.
1175
01:40:31,776 --> 01:40:33,445
Actually,
1176
01:40:35,030 --> 01:40:37,741
what did happen with Jupe Park
and all those people?
1177
01:40:37,824 --> 01:40:41,244
He was basically your neighbor, right?
So, what, they vanished?
1178
01:40:41,328 --> 01:40:43,455
You don't believe
the flood narrative, do you?
1179
01:40:43,538 --> 01:40:46,166
Fuck, guys. It's TMZ.
1180
01:40:47,334 --> 01:40:48,418
Oh, fuck me.
1181
01:40:49,878 --> 01:40:51,630
Hey, guys. Jean Jacket
1182
01:40:51,713 --> 01:40:54,257
is definitely in those clouds,
1183
01:40:54,341 --> 01:40:56,384
and he is definitely coming this way.
1184
01:40:57,010 --> 01:40:59,512
What's the matter?
Don't you wanna be on TV?
1185
01:40:59,596 --> 01:41:00,972
Man, I'm trying to tell you.
1186
01:41:02,224 --> 01:41:03,642
You don't wanna go that way.
1187
01:41:04,476 --> 01:41:07,020
Fuck it. Your loss, nobody.
1188
01:41:17,697 --> 01:41:19,824
We still rolling? Over.
1189
01:41:19,908 --> 01:41:21,952
Goddamn right we are.
1190
01:41:28,083 --> 01:41:30,961
Fellas, here it comes. Over.
1191
01:41:31,044 --> 01:41:32,629
Pop quiz, guys.
1192
01:41:32,712 --> 01:41:37,008
What happens when an electric bike
going 60 miles per hour
1193
01:41:37,092 --> 01:41:40,595
hits an anti-electric field
going in the opposite direction?
1194
01:41:50,021 --> 01:41:51,606
Shit.
1195
01:41:51,690 --> 01:41:54,818
- Fuck. All right.
- Shit. We're all gonna go to jail.
1196
01:41:59,155 --> 01:42:01,408
Oh, fuck.
There's no way that that guy's alive.
1197
01:42:04,411 --> 01:42:05,912
Ah, shit.
1198
01:42:08,623 --> 01:42:11,626
Goddamn! I told his ass not to go.
1199
01:42:11,710 --> 01:42:13,712
I told him not to go.
1200
01:42:16,673 --> 01:42:18,508
Hey, OJ, what's...
1201
01:42:19,342 --> 01:42:21,428
Where the fuck are you going?
1202
01:42:21,511 --> 01:42:23,430
What the fuck is he doing?
1203
01:42:25,432 --> 01:42:26,975
I'm going dark. Over.
1204
01:42:27,058 --> 01:42:30,228
Okay. No, OJ. No. No!
1205
01:42:30,312 --> 01:42:34,649
No self-respecting...
1206
01:42:50,373 --> 01:42:53,835
Hey, hey, hey. Easy.
1207
01:42:53,918 --> 01:42:56,129
Did you get that on camera?
1208
01:42:56,212 --> 01:42:58,214
Look at me. Look at me. Look at me.
1209
01:42:58,298 --> 01:43:00,550
- What happened?
- Listen. We gotta get you outta here.
1210
01:43:01,509 --> 01:43:03,553
- Eyes on me.
- Where's my camera?
1211
01:43:04,304 --> 01:43:06,806
- Hey. Hey!
- I need my camera. Do you see it?
1212
01:43:12,187 --> 01:43:14,189
- Okay. Angel.
- What?
1213
01:43:14,272 --> 01:43:16,483
Angel, come on. We got to reload.
1214
01:43:18,026 --> 01:43:19,152
Shit.
1215
01:43:29,120 --> 01:43:31,247
Wait.
1216
01:43:31,331 --> 01:43:32,832
Where's your phone?
1217
01:43:32,916 --> 01:43:36,044
Why aren't you filming this?
1218
01:43:38,004 --> 01:43:40,090
Angel, what's happening?
1219
01:43:44,636 --> 01:43:45,637
Okay.
1220
01:43:45,720 --> 01:43:49,224
OJ, if you die trying to save that guy,
I'll kill you.
1221
01:43:50,183 --> 01:43:52,143
No. No, no. Please.
1222
01:43:52,227 --> 01:43:53,978
- Please don't.
- Shut your eye.
1223
01:43:54,062 --> 01:43:56,064
- Shut your eye.
- Not before you take a picture.
1224
01:43:56,147 --> 01:43:57,899
Take a picture first.
1225
01:43:59,984 --> 01:44:01,736
Camera reloads.
1226
01:44:03,988 --> 01:44:06,199
- You can use my camera.
- There's not enough time.
1227
01:44:09,494 --> 01:44:11,413
It's here.
1228
01:44:16,835 --> 01:44:18,753
Be Scorpion King.
1229
01:44:18,837 --> 01:44:20,630
Make a name for yourself.
1230
01:44:22,507 --> 01:44:23,633
What is that?
1231
01:44:24,509 --> 01:44:26,344
My bad, man.
1232
01:44:26,428 --> 01:44:28,096
Hey. Oh, my God!
1233
01:44:29,305 --> 01:44:31,641
My camera! I need my camera!
1234
01:44:31,724 --> 01:44:33,393
What the fuck?
1235
01:44:38,982 --> 01:44:41,067
Give me the lid. Give me the lid.
1236
01:44:41,151 --> 01:44:42,819
All right.
1237
01:44:46,364 --> 01:44:48,783
Oh, fuck! Shit! Fuck!
1238
01:44:48,867 --> 01:44:50,869
Hey! Hey! Is everybody okay?
1239
01:44:50,952 --> 01:44:52,954
For the love of fuck, talk to me, please!
1240
01:44:53,037 --> 01:44:54,164
OJ.
1241
01:45:05,550 --> 01:45:07,343
OJ. OJ!
1242
01:45:07,427 --> 01:45:10,513
You stupid-ass motherfucker,
you better answer me.
1243
01:45:12,682 --> 01:45:15,143
Are you okay? Are you good?
1244
01:45:15,226 --> 01:45:17,103
OJ!
1245
01:45:24,527 --> 01:45:27,071
Oh, God! Oh, God!
1246
01:45:27,155 --> 01:45:30,033
Oh, God!
1247
01:45:30,116 --> 01:45:31,618
Oh, God!
1248
01:45:32,494 --> 01:45:34,496
Oh, God!
1249
01:45:55,391 --> 01:45:57,936
Holy shit, I think
it's taking the dancers.
1250
01:45:58,019 --> 01:45:59,604
Are you getting this?
1251
01:46:07,779 --> 01:46:10,615
Guys, OJ's hooded up. He's doing the run.
1252
01:46:10,698 --> 01:46:12,158
OJ's doing the run.
1253
01:46:13,159 --> 01:46:14,577
Oh, God.
1254
01:46:14,661 --> 01:46:17,413
Hey, it's gone.
I can't see it anymore, guys.
1255
01:46:53,449 --> 01:46:55,076
Get it. Get it.
1256
01:47:11,509 --> 01:47:12,510
Fuck!
1257
01:47:27,150 --> 01:47:28,693
Go! Go!
1258
01:47:32,196 --> 01:47:34,490
Lucky, go. Go, go, go.
1259
01:47:47,670 --> 01:47:49,714
Holy shit!
1260
01:47:50,632 --> 01:47:53,259
Yeah!
1261
01:47:53,343 --> 01:47:55,178
Let's go!
1262
01:47:55,261 --> 01:47:57,221
Yeah, he didn't like that, did he?
1263
01:47:57,305 --> 01:47:59,724
OJ, you're a motherfucking genius.
1264
01:47:59,807 --> 01:48:02,226
We got it. We got it.
1265
01:48:02,310 --> 01:48:04,729
It's over. It's over! We got it, y'all!
1266
01:48:04,812 --> 01:48:08,399
The feed started going in and out
when that guy got got.
1267
01:48:08,483 --> 01:48:11,152
But we should be covered
with the film camera.
1268
01:48:11,235 --> 01:48:12,362
Right, Holst?
1269
01:48:21,829 --> 01:48:23,164
The light.
1270
01:48:26,417 --> 01:48:27,877
The light,
1271
01:48:30,171 --> 01:48:31,756
it's gonna be magic soon.
1272
01:48:38,096 --> 01:48:39,597
What do you mean, Ant?
1273
01:48:46,562 --> 01:48:48,231
No, no. Where are you going?
1274
01:48:50,483 --> 01:48:52,276
It's gonna be all right, Angel.
1275
01:48:53,319 --> 01:48:55,196
We don't deserve the impossible.
1276
01:49:02,829 --> 01:49:04,580
Hey, guys.
1277
01:49:04,664 --> 01:49:07,542
Holst just said some creepy, cryptic shit.
1278
01:49:07,625 --> 01:49:10,086
Took his camera.
He's heading up the mountain.
1279
01:49:10,169 --> 01:49:11,170
Over.
1280
01:49:13,297 --> 01:49:14,382
Hey, Holst?
1281
01:49:15,675 --> 01:49:18,136
Holst? Wait, hold on, man. Talk to me.
1282
01:49:18,219 --> 01:49:21,180
What happened?
Did you get the shot or didn't you? Over.
1283
01:49:24,434 --> 01:49:25,643
This nigga.
1284
01:49:26,811 --> 01:49:28,771
Fuck.
1285
01:49:28,855 --> 01:49:30,189
This is crazy, right?
1286
01:49:46,456 --> 01:49:48,374
Come on, come on, come on.
1287
01:50:16,027 --> 01:50:17,278
No, man.
1288
01:50:20,573 --> 01:50:21,741
What the fuck?
1289
01:50:26,996 --> 01:50:28,372
Holst.
1290
01:50:55,274 --> 01:50:56,734
Oh, shit.
1291
01:51:11,499 --> 01:51:13,292
Oh, fuck!
1292
01:51:27,014 --> 01:51:28,516
Oh.
1293
01:51:28,599 --> 01:51:29,934
Oh, God.
1294
01:51:33,354 --> 01:51:34,438
Oh, shit.
1295
01:51:35,439 --> 01:51:37,024
Fuck.
1296
01:52:01,007 --> 01:52:02,383
Okay.
1297
01:52:02,466 --> 01:52:04,635
Fuck!
1298
01:52:32,038 --> 01:52:34,332
Don't look. Don't look. Don't look.
1299
01:52:34,415 --> 01:52:37,877
Don't look. Don't look. Don't look.
1300
01:52:37,960 --> 01:52:40,880
Don't look. Don't look. Don't look.
1301
01:52:56,354 --> 01:52:57,605
Get the bike!
1302
01:52:58,189 --> 01:52:59,649
Get outta here!
1303
01:53:10,826 --> 01:53:12,036
Oh, my God!
1304
01:53:13,412 --> 01:53:15,289
You're dead! Dead!
1305
01:53:51,200 --> 01:53:52,201
Hey.
1306
01:54:07,466 --> 01:54:08,592
Come on!
1307
01:54:33,492 --> 01:54:35,911
Oh, fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
1308
01:55:10,946 --> 01:55:12,031
No!
1309
01:55:12,865 --> 01:55:16,160
I gotta get outta here.
I gotta get outta here.
1310
01:55:17,536 --> 01:55:19,872
Just leave, OJ.
1311
01:55:19,955 --> 01:55:21,791
Forget it. Come on!
1312
01:55:23,626 --> 01:55:24,668
Come on!
1313
01:56:44,623 --> 01:56:45,875
Come on!
1314
01:58:40,572 --> 01:58:42,408
It's gonna fuck you up.
1315
01:58:43,284 --> 01:58:44,910
It's gonna fuck you up.
1316
01:59:21,030 --> 01:59:23,782
Come on. Come on, come on!
1317
01:59:28,329 --> 01:59:30,914
What the...
1318
01:59:57,566 --> 01:59:59,401
Come on. Come on!
1319
01:59:59,943 --> 02:00:01,987
I got you now, motherfucker.
1320
02:00:20,297 --> 02:00:22,674
I'mma take you to Oprah.
I'mma take you to Oprah.
1321
02:00:23,926 --> 02:00:25,677
Let's go to Oprah.
1322
02:01:32,453 --> 02:01:33,662
Yes!
1323
02:01:34,413 --> 02:01:35,497
Yes!
1324
02:01:36,415 --> 02:01:38,750
Nobody fucks with Haywood, bitch!
1325
02:01:39,418 --> 02:01:41,837
Nobody! You hear me?
1326
02:01:53,265 --> 02:01:56,643
...cowboys and cowgirls,
1327
02:01:56,727 --> 02:01:59,438
it's time to ride off into the sunset.
1328
02:01:59,521 --> 02:02:02,274
That's right. Happy trails.
1329
02:02:02,357 --> 02:02:03,859
It's closing time.
1330
02:02:03,942 --> 02:02:07,029
You don't have to go home,
but you can't stay here.
1331
02:02:07,112 --> 02:02:11,867
Come back again.
Until then, we wish you well.
1332
02:02:11,950 --> 02:02:14,745
Hasta la vista. Adios.