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And of course I set it
to Icelandic time
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because we share a love
of the aurora borealis, Gordy.
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And you have no idea how to tell time.
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Great gift, Dad.
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Way to think things through.
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Somehow, you’d think that a man
who can send a rocket into space
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would be able to manage
a halfway decent birthday present.
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Nope.
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You know, Gordy, all things considered,
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maybe my gift isn’t so bad after all.
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Hey, Gordy. Surprise!
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Now, there’s a gift.
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Here you go, Gordy.
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Happy birthday.
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Oh, beautiful, Haley.
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Good morning,
on what is sure to be a windy one.
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We have a high wind warning
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for the L.A. County
coast and valleys
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with some clouds
sure to come in around 10:00 a.m.
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And even though the
high gust warning will
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expire mid to late morning,
you’ll still want to keep...
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The search for a
group of missing hikers
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is set to resume this morning
just outside Agua Dulce.
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The tour group went out
two days ago
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and on the
Pacific Crest Trail
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but didn’t come back
as expected that night.
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Crews started searching
yesterday morning...
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And traffic
is already backed up
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due to an accident
on the southbound 101.
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It is 7:44 with Bo and Ives.
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Bang.
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Bang.
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Bang.
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Come on.
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Down, down.
Down, down, down.
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Bang! Yes, a good boy.
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Up. Up, up.
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Okay, up. Up, up.
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Got to keep our heads
up out the clouds on this one.
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I know.
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Now, we land this...
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Yeah. Like Six Guns.
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I mean, we really put on a show, well...
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you know they’re gonna
bring us back for the sequel.
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Well, we sure as hell
ain’t got to sell no more horses.
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So just execute.
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And we ain’t got no more problems.
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You good?
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You good?
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Where your sister?
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What’s that about?
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- She’s supposed to be here.
- Yeah.
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Goddamn it.
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Thought I told you to fix the damn walker.
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You hear that?
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Pops.
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- Come on, come on. Pop.
- Firefly.
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- What else? What else?
- Ghost.
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Beethoven.
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- Commodore.
- Yeah.
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Virgil.
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You good. You good.
You good. You good.
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- You good, man. You good. You good.
- Ghost.
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Pops?
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- Lucky.
- Pops.
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- Pops. Pops!
- Commodore.
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OJ.
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- Hi, horsie.
- Hey. Don’t look him in the eyes, please.
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Okay. You ready
to do the safety meeting?
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I’m gonna need like five...
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- My team’s almost here.
- Your team’s not here. Okay. Hold.
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Sorry, I got the horse guy
talking to me, too. What’s up?
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- Safety meeting at the...
- Copy.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
Ms. Bonnie Clayton on set.
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Here she is, everybody.
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Take a look at all... of that.
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Fynn, this is OJ,
our horse trainer.
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You remember these guys
from Flash Point.
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Yeah. Hi.
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Your name is... OJ?
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Yeah, Otis Junior.
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Where’s the o-- the other guy?
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- The senior guy?
- Dude, he died.
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About six months ago.
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A bunch of random shit
fell out of a plane.
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So I guess we’re stuck
with Junior over here.
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- No.
- Yeah.
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Okay.
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Fuck. Great.
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Ant, how we looking?
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Yeah, good, if we’re selling
a horse’s ass.
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That’s...
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legendary cinematographer
Antlers Holst over here...
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Let’s go ahead
and spin the horse.
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- But you had said “hold”, so...
- And now I’m saying “spin”. Let’s go.
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Great. And while that’s spinning,
can we get makeup?
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Get makeup for
Ms. Bonnie Clayton, please.
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Hold on.
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- Can you step away from the back?
- They told me to come here.
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Good call, OJ.
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Tell you what,
let’s do a quick safety meeting. Guys,
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this is OJ, our horse trainer.
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Take it away.
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Kill the music, please.
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My name is OJ.
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I think my sister’s
gonna be here in a minute.
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Little louder, please.
We cannot hear you in the back.
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I said, we are animal wranglers
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with Haywood Hollywood Horses. And...
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did you know the...
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- very first assem--
- Hey, yo!
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Excuse me. Sorry.
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I’m so sorry about that.
Let me do that. Sorry, brother.
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- Safety meeting.
- Yeah.
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Hello! How y’all doing?
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Sorry for the tardiness.
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My name is Emerald,
that’s OJ,
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and we are your animal wranglers today
with Haywood Hollywood Horses.
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Now, did you know
that the very first
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assembly of photographs in sequential order,
to create a motion picture,
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was a two-second clip
of a Black man on a horse?
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Yes, it was. Yes, it was. Look it up.
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Now, I know you guys know
Eadweard Muybridge,
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the grandfather of motion pictures
who took the pictures that created that clip,
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but does anybody know the name
of the Black jockey that rode the horse?
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No.
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Nope? I mean, the very first
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stuntman, animal wrangler and movie star
all rolled into one,
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and there is literally no record of him.
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That man was a Bahamian jockey
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that went by the name
of Alistair E. Haywood.
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And he is my... great-great-grandfather.
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- Great.
- There’s another “great” grandfather.
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That’s why
back at the Haywood Ranch,
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as the only Black-owned
horse trainers in Hollywood,
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we like to say, “Since the moment
pictures could move,
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“we had skin in the game.”
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All right, let’s get into some safety
precautions while we’re on set, shall we?
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Number one, please refrain from making
any loud noises, sudden movements,
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and keep your cell phones off.
We’d really appreciate that. Two,
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if you see anything
that looks or feels unsafe,
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contact me, OJ,
or your second in chain of command.
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And three,
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let’s have a great shoot!
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And I’m Emerald Haywood.
I direct, write, produce, act.
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I do a little
♪ Singing on the side. ♪
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Motorcycles, baby. Look, I make a mean
grilled cheese if you’re looking for crafty.
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Just holler at me.
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Okay, that was great. That was a lot.
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Let’s do a rehearsal.
Yeah? Rehearsal?
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Rehearsing, we should.
We should do one. Rehearsing.
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I think
he might need a break.
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Yeah, we’ll rehearse one first,
and then break, yeah?
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- Well, I’m ready to do one.
- OJ, she’s ready to do one.
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Tell the horse
we’re ready to do one.
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VFX, can we get the ball in here
while we have a sec?
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- Em.
- VFX.
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And, OJ, you can step off.
Step out. Step off.
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- Yeah, yeah.
- Step out.
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Em?
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What’s the horse’s name?
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- Lucky.
- Lucky.
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- Is he?
- VFX!
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Yeah. Em?
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- OJ, let’s step off.
- You calling me?
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- Hey, hey, hey!
- I’m trying to work.
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What’d I tell you
about that, man?
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Hey, hey!
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Medic.
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Are you okay?
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Look, maybe it’s just too soon?
Yeah, it’s not the gig. Not ready yet.
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Right?
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- We need it, man.
- No, I know.
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Your dad left an
enormous hole. I know that.
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But don’t worry,
there’ll be others.
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All right? I’m sorry.
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- And...
- Sorry.
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Just, you tell her sorry.
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Thank you for the opportunity.
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Come on, now.
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Oh, where’s VFX?
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Oh, all right. You got it.
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Sorry, that was...
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So, where am I dropping you?
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I’m-a go up with you.
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I need to get some shit.
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My little girl said, you know,
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I could crash at her place, so
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- I’ll be gone in the morning.
- So I’m gonna drive you back tomorrow?
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I can find a ride.
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But, I mean, like,
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can I get fun OJ
out this bitch?
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’Cause this wack-ass OJ
is really
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making me feel like I’m not loved.
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Is that how you want
your little sister to feel?
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What happened to Gold Rush?
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Gold Rush went bankrupt.
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It’s been this for three years.
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Damn.
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Howdy, folks.
Welcome to Jupiter’s Claim.
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Step on up
for the wishing well.
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Get your Jupe Jangle.
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Go on, take a picture at the well.
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Cowboys and cowgirls,
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just a little heads-up.
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Join us Fridays at 5:30 p.m.
for the brand-spanking-new
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- Jupiter’s Claim Star Lasso Experience.
- Come on over to the Sundae Saloon.
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Get your ice-cold sarsaparilla.
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Look at this.
I’ve never seen anything like it.
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- Oh, shi--
- Come on.
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I’m sorry, y’all. I’m sorry.
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- Photo bomb.
- You ruined it.
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- Yeah, my bad.
- Gold, I tell you. They got gold up in here.
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Lucky.
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Hang tight.
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I’ll be back.
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Let’s go.
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How many you sold?
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How many?
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Ten.
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- You sold ten of Pops’ horses?
- I’m gonna get ’em back.
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- Can you stay out here?
- Why?
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I’m developing a business relationship,
and you’re a liability right now.
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- How am I a liability?
- “How are you a lia--”
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Don’t promote your fucking
side shit on the job.
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- Oh, my God.
- Actor, singer,
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dancer, seamstress, motorcycles.
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You want to promote something,
promote this business.
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No, OJ. No.
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First of all, that’s not
my side shit. This is.
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And second of all, if anybody’s a liability...
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- Fuck you.
- No, fuck you.
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Hi, there. It’s Amber again from Jupe’s Claim.
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It does look like we were able
to squeeze out a couple of
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extra press passes for the
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upcoming friends and family preview.
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No apology necessary.
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This is in reference
to the biggest, bestest,
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brand-new live show
we have coming up here at the park,
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- which is sneaking up on us...
- Come in.
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If you’d like, I can
go ahead and put you down..
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OJ.
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- Thanks for coming up.
- How you doing? This is my sister Em.
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Hi, there.
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So...
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- who’d you bring me?
- Lucky.
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He’s my second-best horse, you know...
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He lost focus.
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00:17:31,497 --> 00:17:32,571
So...
250
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:35,099
I mean, I did, too,
but I can’t fire myself.
251
00:17:36,100 --> 00:17:37,300
That’s good.
252
00:17:37,460 --> 00:17:39,334
Hold up. This you?
253
00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:42,229
You literally the Asian kid
from Kid Sheriff?
254
00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:43,943
- Em, Em, Em, Em...
- No, it’s okay.
255
00:17:44,048 --> 00:17:46,023
Yeah, I was Lil’ Jupe.
256
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:49,449
Dude, you were literally my favorite.
You mind if I get a picture real quick?
257
00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:51,239
Hey, you mind if we talk?
258
00:17:52,044 --> 00:17:53,673
Yes. Of course.
259
00:17:53,785 --> 00:17:55,619
Please, browse away.
260
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:57,719
Su casa es mi casa.
261
00:17:57,826 --> 00:17:59,749
Thank you. I sure will.
262
00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:02,289
So...
263
00:18:02,617 --> 00:18:04,289
Same deal, yeah?
Eleven-five?
264
00:18:04,330 --> 00:18:06,629
- Yeah. Thank you.
- That’s 3D. Yeah.
265
00:18:06,670 --> 00:18:08,380
Whatever happened
to that Black boy?
266
00:18:08,467 --> 00:18:10,590
- He was good.
- Stop, stop.
267
00:18:12,503 --> 00:18:14,469
- He was good.
- I actually wanted to
268
00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:16,289
lay some groundwork...
269
00:18:16,887 --> 00:18:19,517
to a pathway of-of...
buying some of them back.
270
00:18:19,604 --> 00:18:20,767
All right?
271
00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:22,707
Yeah.
272
00:18:22,910 --> 00:18:24,519
Yeah. Totally.
273
00:18:27,013 --> 00:18:28,149
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
274
00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:29,539
Actually,
275
00:18:29,705 --> 00:18:32,695
OJ, the offer I made your dad
is still on the table.
276
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:36,239
- Let me...
- Yo, wait a minute.
277
00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:37,378
So,
278
00:18:37,705 --> 00:18:39,033
that...
279
00:18:39,389 --> 00:18:41,510
OJ, have I shown you this?
280
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:46,208
This is in reference
to the Gordy’s Home incident.
281
00:18:46,673 --> 00:18:48,618
Gordy’s Home.
282
00:18:48,738 --> 00:18:50,825
- Yeah, yeah.
- So, Gordy’s Home
283
00:18:50,921 --> 00:18:52,898
is a short-lived but fabled sitcom
284
00:18:52,985 --> 00:18:55,526
I starred in in ’96
after Kid Sheriff blew up.
285
00:18:55,606 --> 00:18:57,477
Yeah, my pops told me
about this show.
286
00:18:57,570 --> 00:18:59,675
The monkey went crazy
or some shit.
287
00:18:59,766 --> 00:19:01,082
You know,
288
00:19:01,382 --> 00:19:03,392
I usually charge a fee for this.
289
00:19:06,190 --> 00:19:07,229
Oh, damn.
290
00:19:07,931 --> 00:19:09,231
Ta-da.
291
00:19:16,196 --> 00:19:17,976
That’s the first
exploding fist bump.
292
00:19:18,082 --> 00:19:19,579
What? Really?
293
00:19:19,620 --> 00:19:21,282
Y’all came up with that?
294
00:19:21,396 --> 00:19:23,741
So, as I was saying,
Gordy’s Home
295
00:19:23,835 --> 00:19:26,850
began airing
in the fall of ’96...
296
00:19:26,956 --> 00:19:28,959
and it was an immediate hit.
297
00:19:29,506 --> 00:19:30,966
Ratings were huge.
298
00:19:31,073 --> 00:19:32,667
Pretty good reviews.
299
00:19:32,765 --> 00:19:34,721
Just really took off.
300
00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:35,969
Yeah.
301
00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:38,876
Then...
302
00:19:39,530 --> 00:19:41,019
one day...
303
00:19:41,952 --> 00:19:45,055
we were shooting an episode
in season two, entitled...
304
00:19:45,230 --> 00:19:46,615
“Gordy’s Birthday.”
305
00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:48,020
And...
306
00:19:48,911 --> 00:19:50,134
boom.
307
00:19:50,527 --> 00:19:53,457
One of the chimps that plays Gordy just...
308
00:19:53,715 --> 00:19:55,323
just hit his limit.
309
00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:59,619
And it was six minutes and 13 seconds of havoc.
310
00:20:00,573 --> 00:20:02,286
Network tried to bury hit, but...
311
00:20:02,357 --> 00:20:03,505
it was a spectacle.
312
00:20:03,559 --> 00:20:05,372
People are just obsessed.
313
00:20:05,813 --> 00:20:06,749
You’re kidding me.
314
00:20:07,723 --> 00:20:09,503
OJ, you said
you heard about that?
315
00:20:09,623 --> 00:20:11,602
That’s why
they don’t let you use chimps.
316
00:20:11,696 --> 00:20:13,341
That’s part of the reason.
317
00:20:13,963 --> 00:20:16,834
There’s a growing Gordy’s Home
fan base out there now.
318
00:20:17,241 --> 00:20:19,969
This Dutch couple paid me 50K
to come in here and spend the night.
319
00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:22,108
I didn’t ask.
320
00:20:22,199 --> 00:20:23,438
That’s crazy.
321
00:20:26,907 --> 00:20:28,853
So, what happened really, man?
322
00:20:32,656 --> 00:20:35,171
You haven’t seen
the Bad Gordy sketch on SNL?
323
00:20:35,296 --> 00:20:37,997
I mean, they pretty much
nailed it better than I could.
324
00:20:38,758 --> 00:20:39,659
No?
325
00:20:40,634 --> 00:20:42,173
Saturday Night Live?
326
00:20:42,301 --> 00:20:44,369
Darrell Hammond as Tom.
327
00:20:44,754 --> 00:20:47,023
Ana Gasteyer as Phyllis.
328
00:20:47,137 --> 00:20:49,874
Cheri Oteri as Mary Jo Elliot.
329
00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:52,646
Scott Wolf is the host.
He’s me.
330
00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:54,875
But, of course,
the star of the sketch
331
00:20:54,968 --> 00:20:57,747
is Chris goddamn Kattan
as Gordy,
332
00:20:57,829 --> 00:20:59,320
and he is...
333
00:21:00,163 --> 00:21:02,210
undeniable, okay?
334
00:21:02,303 --> 00:21:03,763
Bit goes like this.
335
00:21:04,159 --> 00:21:06,642
Everyone’s trying to celebrate
Gordy’s birthday,
336
00:21:06,769 --> 00:21:10,478
but every time Gordy hears
something about the jungle...
337
00:21:11,429 --> 00:21:14,060
Gordy – Kattan – goes...
338
00:21:14,194 --> 00:21:15,316
off.
339
00:21:15,441 --> 00:21:16,621
And it’s...
340
00:21:16,768 --> 00:21:18,036
it’s Kattan.
341
00:21:18,136 --> 00:21:20,321
He’s just crushing it.
342
00:21:20,407 --> 00:21:22,406
He is a force of nature.
343
00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:25,539
He is killing on that stage.
344
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,293
Yeah.
345
00:21:34,739 --> 00:21:36,162
It’s legendary.
346
00:21:37,042 --> 00:21:38,719
Legendary shit.
347
00:21:40,822 --> 00:21:44,435
Yeah. Yeah, I’m gonna have to go ahead,
look that one up on YouTube.
348
00:21:44,506 --> 00:21:46,035
Details, you know?
349
00:21:46,209 --> 00:21:47,429
Totally.
350
00:21:51,165 --> 00:21:53,099
I got some work I got to do.
351
00:21:54,371 --> 00:21:56,578
So we ain’t gonna
chill tonight, nothing?
352
00:21:56,688 --> 00:21:58,937
- You want to work?
- Hell, no.
353
00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:05,440
So, what was the offer?
354
00:22:05,675 --> 00:22:07,326
- Jupe?
- Yeah.
355
00:22:08,631 --> 00:22:10,068
He offered to buy the ranch.
356
00:22:10,210 --> 00:22:11,645
Oh, really?
357
00:22:11,875 --> 00:22:13,638
That’s interesting. How much?
358
00:22:13,759 --> 00:22:15,038
Why?
359
00:22:15,705 --> 00:22:16,794
’Cause...
360
00:22:17,058 --> 00:22:20,005
I’m trying to see how big of a dumbass you are.
361
00:22:20,521 --> 00:22:22,320
Big dumbass, probably.
362
00:22:38,537 --> 00:22:41,449
So I guess you don’t want to see
what’s good with Dad liquor cabinet, then?!
363
00:22:49,076 --> 00:22:50,829
I got that hobby weed, too,
actually.
364
00:22:52,955 --> 00:22:54,828
That’s all you had to say, then.
365
00:22:55,108 --> 00:22:56,393
The hobby weed.
366
00:22:56,499 --> 00:22:59,613
That’s all you had to say, just let me know.
You should’ve dropped that at the top.
367
00:22:59,710 --> 00:23:02,072
“I got the hobby weed.”
You know I’m ready.
368
00:23:07,585 --> 00:23:10,305
Okay, your reflexes
are still quick. Like, whoa.
369
00:23:10,472 --> 00:23:12,849
- I ain’t mad at it.
- I’m watching.
370
00:23:14,768 --> 00:23:15,939
To the man.
371
00:23:20,190 --> 00:23:21,029
Drink.
372
00:23:25,700 --> 00:23:27,031
Oh, shit.
373
00:23:28,265 --> 00:23:29,998
Remember Jean Jacket?
374
00:23:30,185 --> 00:23:31,911
Yeah, good horse.
375
00:23:32,677 --> 00:23:35,329
Supposed to be my first horse, actually.
376
00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:38,534
I was just talking to my therapist
about this not too long ago.
377
00:23:38,612 --> 00:23:39,670
Therapist?
378
00:23:39,805 --> 00:23:40,878
Yes.
379
00:23:41,154 --> 00:23:43,299
I fuck one
on occasion sometimes.
380
00:23:45,127 --> 00:23:47,078
I was telling her that...
381
00:23:47,524 --> 00:23:51,162
for my ninth birthday,
I was supposed to get to train Jean Jacket.
382
00:23:51,555 --> 00:23:53,809
But then Pops got some Western, and...
383
00:23:53,977 --> 00:23:55,479
Jean Jacket
wasn’t mine no more.
384
00:23:56,107 --> 00:23:57,947
Classic Otis Senior.
385
00:23:58,395 --> 00:24:00,149
I distinctly remember...
386
00:24:02,337 --> 00:24:06,236
standing right here at this window,
watching y’all train my horse.
387
00:24:06,854 --> 00:24:08,259
My horse.
388
00:24:10,142 --> 00:24:11,951
Pops never looked up at me.
389
00:24:12,701 --> 00:24:14,126
Whoa, now.
390
00:24:14,244 --> 00:24:16,330
Whoa, now. Whoa, now.
391
00:24:17,734 --> 00:24:18,999
OJ, come on.
392
00:24:26,215 --> 00:24:28,050
But you did, nigga.
393
00:24:28,718 --> 00:24:29,972
Remember?
394
00:24:33,584 --> 00:24:35,924
It was Scorpion King, actually.
395
00:24:36,490 --> 00:24:37,769
It wasn’t a Western.
396
00:24:38,965 --> 00:24:41,733
That was the first job Pops took me on.
397
00:24:42,060 --> 00:24:43,760
Wasn’t much fun.
398
00:24:44,942 --> 00:24:47,649
Ended up using camels anyways, so...
399
00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:51,115
The point is...
400
00:24:51,949 --> 00:24:53,659
Yeah, fuck the point.
401
00:24:54,814 --> 00:24:56,988
Yo, that man was
hardheaded as fuck.
402
00:24:57,101 --> 00:24:58,580
And so are you.
403
00:24:59,268 --> 00:25:00,169
That’s it.
404
00:25:05,476 --> 00:25:07,236
But at the end of the day,
you got to--
405
00:25:07,312 --> 00:25:09,248
you got to admit, man,
Pops...
406
00:25:13,291 --> 00:25:15,944
Pops did something when he made this place.
407
00:25:17,063 --> 00:25:19,078
He changed the industry.
408
00:25:19,617 --> 00:25:21,145
That’s real.
409
00:25:23,495 --> 00:25:25,465
I can’t just let that go.
410
00:25:27,233 --> 00:25:29,776
Why is Ghost in the arena?
411
00:25:57,371 --> 00:25:58,891
What’s good?
412
00:26:04,682 --> 00:26:05,898
Yeah.
413
00:26:30,821 --> 00:26:33,027
Hey, yo, Em. Em!
414
00:26:33,550 --> 00:26:34,867
Turn it down!
415
00:26:35,647 --> 00:26:37,136
All right!
416
00:26:49,900 --> 00:26:51,313
Hey!
417
00:26:51,992 --> 00:26:53,690
Where he going?
418
00:27:37,889 --> 00:27:39,765
What if I...
419
00:27:42,039 --> 00:27:44,363
What if I told you...
420
00:27:46,299 --> 00:27:49,352
you’ll leave here... different?
421
00:27:52,663 --> 00:27:55,399
See, every Friday
422
00:27:55,507 --> 00:27:57,573
for the last six months...
423
00:27:58,805 --> 00:28:00,428
my family and I
424
00:28:00,535 --> 00:28:02,435
bore witness
425
00:28:02,587 --> 00:28:04,852
to an absolute
426
00:28:04,928 --> 00:28:06,694
spectacle.
427
00:29:14,646 --> 00:29:16,516
You see it? The power?
428
00:29:17,576 --> 00:29:19,174
Where’s Ghost?
429
00:29:21,794 --> 00:29:23,720
- I don’t know.
- Hold on.
430
00:29:31,140 --> 00:29:32,905
Boom. Power went out.
431
00:29:33,435 --> 00:29:35,229
- See?
- Rewind.
432
00:29:41,113 --> 00:29:42,308
Stop.
433
00:29:44,041 --> 00:29:48,086
Ghost talking about, “I ain’t listening.
I’m not trained. I do whatever the fuck I want.”
434
00:29:49,352 --> 00:29:50,539
What?
435
00:29:51,468 --> 00:29:52,798
What’d you see?
436
00:30:01,500 --> 00:30:03,340
What’s a bad miracle?
437
00:30:07,102 --> 00:30:08,848
They got a word for that?
438
00:30:11,031 --> 00:30:12,384
Nope.
439
00:30:13,812 --> 00:30:16,815
They said it was a prop plane or something
that killed Pops.
440
00:30:18,949 --> 00:30:21,320
That shit ain’t never made sense to me.
441
00:30:21,466 --> 00:30:24,259
Then tonight, I heard Ghost make a sound
I ain’t never heard a horse make.
442
00:30:24,352 --> 00:30:25,446
What did you see?
443
00:30:28,452 --> 00:30:29,897
It was big.
444
00:30:30,162 --> 00:30:31,663
- How big?
- Big.
445
00:30:32,164 --> 00:30:34,249
- What’d it look like?
- I don’t know.
446
00:30:39,546 --> 00:30:41,000
It was fast.
447
00:30:42,174 --> 00:30:43,592
Too fast.
448
00:30:44,551 --> 00:30:46,500
Too quiet to be a plane.
449
00:30:46,636 --> 00:30:48,053
OJ.
450
00:30:49,235 --> 00:30:51,933
Are you saying what I think you’re saying?
451
00:30:58,520 --> 00:31:00,866
I’m telling you, man,
we don’t need a lot. We just need enough
452
00:31:00,942 --> 00:31:04,174
to make our shit look different from what’s
out there. You get what I’m saying? Like...
453
00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:05,775
You know I ain’t trying
to run it up.
454
00:31:05,851 --> 00:31:08,881
I just was looking online,
and I seen a lot of shit.
455
00:31:09,135 --> 00:31:10,541
You know I’m broke, right?
456
00:31:10,634 --> 00:31:12,418
We’ll use my money.
457
00:31:12,857 --> 00:31:14,359
Okay, shut up. Look.
458
00:31:14,454 --> 00:31:15,546
All right.
459
00:31:16,416 --> 00:31:18,213
There it is.
5 to a 100K.
460
00:31:18,293 --> 00:31:20,996
- Well, read it.
- You read it, dyslexic ass.
461
00:31:21,102 --> 00:31:24,116
The point is, a website like Cyber Dominion
462
00:31:24,243 --> 00:31:27,909
will pay 5 to a 100K for
photographic evidence of UFOs and shit.
463
00:31:28,001 --> 00:31:29,429
A 100K?
464
00:31:29,756 --> 00:31:32,432
And that’s just what I saw on the first go.
465
00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:36,119
Now that I’m thinking about it,
fuck Cyber Dominion.
466
00:31:36,206 --> 00:31:38,425
This shit right here is
a moment – our moment.
467
00:31:38,525 --> 00:31:40,416
We set it up,
release it the right way,
468
00:31:40,509 --> 00:31:43,186
man, I’m talking
rich and famous for life.
469
00:31:43,340 --> 00:31:44,879
How you doing? You look pretty.
470
00:31:44,979 --> 00:31:46,865
- She look like she got a big house.
- How?
471
00:31:46,979 --> 00:31:49,469
How what? How we put it out?
Well, that’s what I’m saying.
472
00:31:49,576 --> 00:31:51,241
We don’t just go for
the quick cash-in, okay?
473
00:31:51,328 --> 00:31:53,898
We go to the most credible
platform to do the story.
474
00:31:53,991 --> 00:31:55,635
- What’s that? Like Oprah?
- Yeah.
475
00:31:55,715 --> 00:31:58,142
Like Oprah, for example.
After that, everybody want in.
476
00:31:58,242 --> 00:32:00,443
Well, I’m saying there’s plenty
of videos of flying shit online.
477
00:32:00,524 --> 00:32:02,252
I saw one the other day.
That wasn’t on Oprah.
478
00:32:02,328 --> 00:32:05,500
Nigga, I didn’t say Oprah.
You said Oprah. You love Oprah.
479
00:32:05,587 --> 00:32:07,995
Look, all I’m saying is
all that shit online is fake.
480
00:32:08,108 --> 00:32:10,436
Low quality. Ain’t nobody
gonna get what we gonna get.
481
00:32:10,523 --> 00:32:12,164
- What we gonna get?
- The shot.
482
00:32:12,244 --> 00:32:13,251
What shot?
483
00:32:13,371 --> 00:32:15,277
The shot. The money shot.
484
00:32:15,370 --> 00:32:17,523
Undeniable, singular, the...
485
00:32:17,636 --> 00:32:19,224
the Oprah shot.
486
00:32:19,391 --> 00:32:20,724
The Oprah shot?
487
00:32:20,891 --> 00:32:22,268
Excuse me.
488
00:32:22,730 --> 00:32:25,109
Hi. I can help you over here.
489
00:32:28,599 --> 00:32:29,847
Hi.
490
00:32:29,982 --> 00:32:31,759
Thank you for shopping at Fry’s.
491
00:32:31,867 --> 00:32:33,652
Did you guys find everything
you’re looking for today?
492
00:32:33,746 --> 00:32:35,749
Yes... Angel.
493
00:32:38,123 --> 00:32:39,369
Great.
494
00:32:40,083 --> 00:32:41,839
- Actually, do you have a card with us?
- No, thank you.
495
00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:44,339
- Would you like one? Because it--
- No, thank you.
496
00:32:44,763 --> 00:32:47,370
Would you like one of our tech support
personnel to help you with the installation?
497
00:32:47,430 --> 00:32:49,549
No, no, no, no, no, thank you.
498
00:32:50,006 --> 00:32:51,219
Appreciate you.
499
00:32:51,260 --> 00:32:53,722
All right,
no help with the install.
500
00:32:54,705 --> 00:32:56,307
Suit yourself.
501
00:32:56,766 --> 00:32:58,105
Is it a hard install?
502
00:32:58,212 --> 00:32:59,519
Well, for me, no.
503
00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:01,797
You’re not gonna be able to do it.
504
00:33:03,033 --> 00:33:04,676
What happened?
Did you guys get robbed?
505
00:33:04,763 --> 00:33:05,965
Yeah, you know.
506
00:33:06,078 --> 00:33:07,348
A lot of blackouts.
507
00:33:07,462 --> 00:33:09,195
Take the camera out
from time to time.
508
00:33:09,281 --> 00:33:11,948
All these new cameras,
they have backup battery power, so...
509
00:33:12,130 --> 00:33:13,449
you should be fine.
510
00:33:13,490 --> 00:33:17,120
But the outages affect the power
in the battery shit, too, like cell phones.
511
00:33:18,288 --> 00:33:20,881
Okay. All right. Cell phones,
512
00:33:21,241 --> 00:33:24,133
they don’t just
drop in power. Right?
513
00:33:24,313 --> 00:33:27,503
I mean, maybe your Wi-Fi drops out
whenever your system dips.
514
00:33:27,797 --> 00:33:28,867
So...
515
00:33:29,241 --> 00:33:30,759
that’s technology.
516
00:33:33,719 --> 00:33:35,929
Okay, or maybe
you’re in a UFO hot spot.
517
00:33:37,356 --> 00:33:39,249
No one believes in that.
518
00:33:48,777 --> 00:33:49,960
What’s up?
519
00:33:50,509 --> 00:33:51,358
Damn.
520
00:33:51,459 --> 00:33:54,058
Did not realize you guys were this far out.
521
00:33:54,763 --> 00:33:56,183
I don’t mind, though.
522
00:33:56,443 --> 00:33:59,113
Smell of horse shit and fresh air.
523
00:33:59,534 --> 00:34:00,784
Right?
524
00:34:06,419 --> 00:34:07,579
- Look at me, man.
- Fuck.
525
00:34:07,657 --> 00:34:10,005
- Don’t do that. Don’t yell.
- Sorry, man.
526
00:34:10,482 --> 00:34:12,389
Sorry if I was, like,
a little shut down this morning.
527
00:34:12,711 --> 00:34:14,966
Just got out of
a four-year relationship.
528
00:34:15,106 --> 00:34:17,652
- You were fine.
- I know it’s gonna sound fucking cliché,
529
00:34:17,732 --> 00:34:20,280
all right, but I thought
that she was the one, you know?
530
00:34:20,393 --> 00:34:22,887
- Is this gonna take longer than an hour?
- This?
531
00:34:23,494 --> 00:34:24,609
Oh, shit, yeah.
532
00:34:25,018 --> 00:34:27,077
- I’m-a go ahead and pop out.
- Where you going?
533
00:34:27,177 --> 00:34:30,798
I got to go to the store and get something.
Don’t worry about it. You need anything?
534
00:34:34,439 --> 00:34:35,679
Yo.
535
00:34:36,050 --> 00:34:38,416
Her name was Rebecca Diaz.
536
00:34:39,809 --> 00:34:41,744
Yep, keep an eye out for her.
537
00:34:41,887 --> 00:34:44,424
She’s an actress, model, you know?
538
00:34:44,977 --> 00:34:47,548
She booked a pilot on The CW, so...
539
00:34:48,289 --> 00:34:50,185
Yeah, fucking left me.
540
00:34:51,853 --> 00:34:53,933
Yeah, fucking CW.
541
00:34:57,010 --> 00:34:59,598
- So, thing about this camera--
- Actually, can it swivel up?
542
00:35:00,359 --> 00:35:01,598
Yeah.
543
00:35:05,415 --> 00:35:07,299
- Boom.
- Little more?
544
00:35:07,662 --> 00:35:09,428
More. Okay.
545
00:35:14,147 --> 00:35:15,530
Yeah.
546
00:35:18,740 --> 00:35:19,951
Yeah.
547
00:35:35,985 --> 00:35:38,753
Do you know they don’t call ’em UFOs anymore?
548
00:35:41,325 --> 00:35:43,639
It’s fucking UAPs now.
549
00:35:45,421 --> 00:35:47,479
Why they got to change the name?
550
00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:48,821
Yeah.
551
00:35:49,011 --> 00:35:50,286
Exactly.
552
00:35:50,422 --> 00:35:53,748
No, fuck it. I’ll tell you why they
changed the name,
553
00:35:53,897 --> 00:35:56,449
all right? It’s ’cause
they want to keep us in the dark.
554
00:35:56,868 --> 00:36:00,918
Remember when they declassified all
that UFO footage a couple years ago?
555
00:36:01,164 --> 00:36:03,199
Yeah. Well, people started
paying attention.
556
00:36:03,240 --> 00:36:05,334
So they changed the name
to UAPs.
557
00:36:05,435 --> 00:36:07,789
And no one knows
what the fuck a UAP is,
558
00:36:08,304 --> 00:36:11,326
- so everyone lost interest.
- I saw that Navy clip.
559
00:36:12,114 --> 00:36:14,379
Couldn’t really see ’em, though.
Could’ve been better.
560
00:36:15,123 --> 00:36:16,586
It’s shitty footage
561
00:36:16,719 --> 00:36:20,759
of exact proof that there’s an
alien civilization out there in the universe.
562
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:22,472
So, who’s that?
563
00:36:24,265 --> 00:36:26,785
Come on, man.
The little guys with the big eyes.
564
00:36:27,252 --> 00:36:29,742
Yeah. There’s lots of theories.
Either they’re
565
00:36:29,905 --> 00:36:32,268
intergalactic travelers
looking for peace,
566
00:36:32,414 --> 00:36:34,589
or futuristic humans
567
00:36:34,703 --> 00:36:37,691
coming back in time
to stop us from destroying the planet,
568
00:36:37,823 --> 00:36:40,870
or they’re fucking world killers.
569
00:36:41,317 --> 00:36:42,985
Planetary destroyers.
570
00:36:43,105 --> 00:36:45,254
And that means that they’ve
been fucking watching us
571
00:36:45,347 --> 00:36:48,439
and studying us, waiting for
the perfect time to beam us up
572
00:36:48,540 --> 00:36:51,306
and shove metal probes
up our fucking asses.
573
00:36:53,774 --> 00:36:55,027
Cool.
574
00:36:55,207 --> 00:36:56,219
Anyway,
575
00:36:56,260 --> 00:36:58,727
Ancient Aliens, History Channel.
Watch that shit.
576
00:36:58,802 --> 00:36:59,839
Hey!
577
00:37:00,510 --> 00:37:01,621
Hey!
578
00:37:01,711 --> 00:37:03,555
Come on! Help a nigga out!
579
00:37:12,654 --> 00:37:13,479
Hey.
580
00:37:14,254 --> 00:37:17,029
Know where I could find me
a couple of big, strong fellas?
581
00:37:18,377 --> 00:37:19,534
You good?
582
00:37:19,642 --> 00:37:20,909
I’m good.
583
00:37:21,448 --> 00:37:23,159
- What?
- What’s that?
584
00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:27,093
Oh, this? You know, just
585
00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:29,579
training horses we ordered
that I picked up.
586
00:37:29,620 --> 00:37:31,999
- Where’d you get it from?
- Don’t worry about it.
587
00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:33,709
Now, come on, help me out.
588
00:37:34,672 --> 00:37:36,004
Got you.
589
00:37:37,206 --> 00:37:38,631
Okay, so what is that?
590
00:37:38,725 --> 00:37:40,639
- Is it like bait?
- I told you.
591
00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:44,139
- It is a decoy for horse training.
- Okay.
592
00:37:45,159 --> 00:37:46,536
Shit.
593
00:37:46,776 --> 00:37:49,012
- Shit.See?
- OJ.
594
00:37:49,272 --> 00:37:51,604
We good.
I mean, he don’t know shit.
595
00:37:51,704 --> 00:37:53,979
Oh, no.
You guys are doing something shady.
596
00:37:57,699 --> 00:37:59,239
Hey, there!
597
00:37:59,625 --> 00:38:00,810
Hey!
598
00:38:00,945 --> 00:38:03,279
You can stay right there, though!
599
00:38:03,681 --> 00:38:04,958
Sure!
600
00:38:05,424 --> 00:38:06,550
What’s up?
601
00:38:06,687 --> 00:38:08,539
We’re setting up a decoy!
602
00:38:08,580 --> 00:38:10,832
For horse training!
603
00:38:11,250 --> 00:38:12,957
Oh, good!
604
00:38:13,927 --> 00:38:15,749
You know, we got some of those!
605
00:38:19,249 --> 00:38:21,629
- Where’d you get--
- Where’d you get yours?!
606
00:38:24,156 --> 00:38:25,110
Yeah--
607
00:38:25,323 --> 00:38:26,679
I’m not really sure!
608
00:38:27,106 --> 00:38:28,876
My wife would know!
609
00:38:30,328 --> 00:38:31,178
Okay!
610
00:38:31,294 --> 00:38:33,707
- Thanks for stopping by!
- Why the-- You don’t live here.
611
00:38:33,801 --> 00:38:36,487
- Sorry. Trying to help.
- Sure thing!
612
00:38:38,477 --> 00:38:41,110
Hey. I wanted to invite you to our
613
00:38:41,474 --> 00:38:43,409
new family live show!
614
00:38:43,846 --> 00:38:46,046
Friday! At 5:00 p.m.!
615
00:38:46,153 --> 00:38:47,449
Okay!
616
00:38:50,091 --> 00:38:52,369
Thumbs u-- thumbs up.
617
00:38:53,151 --> 00:38:55,539
- Should I do it?
- Yeah, do it.
618
00:38:56,569 --> 00:38:58,002
Thumbs up!
619
00:38:59,662 --> 00:39:01,882
And so,
the router’s in the shed.
620
00:39:02,015 --> 00:39:04,638
I set it up so if the power
goes down on camera A,
621
00:39:04,745 --> 00:39:08,599
camera B’s pointed at the sky to catch...
whatever might have taken it out.
622
00:39:09,004 --> 00:39:10,855
And vice versa, so...
623
00:39:11,159 --> 00:39:12,308
Thank you.
624
00:39:14,764 --> 00:39:16,819
I mean, you’re really not gonna
tell me what the fuck is going on?
625
00:39:18,096 --> 00:39:19,979
You’ll know soon enough.
626
00:39:20,739 --> 00:39:22,318
Cool, cryptic.
627
00:39:23,008 --> 00:39:23,989
Fucking dicks.
628
00:39:26,610 --> 00:39:29,619
I can monitor the feeds remotely myself,
if you want. Free of charge.
629
00:39:29,660 --> 00:39:31,409
- Hell no.
- No.
630
00:39:33,252 --> 00:39:35,438
Wham, bam, thank you, ma’am.
631
00:39:36,510 --> 00:39:38,108
One more thing.
632
00:39:38,324 --> 00:39:40,181
You’ll be getting a call
from my supervisor
633
00:39:40,252 --> 00:39:43,161
- asking how my service was.
- Five stars, Angel. Five stars.
634
00:39:43,267 --> 00:39:44,339
Thank you.
635
00:39:51,105 --> 00:39:52,479
So, what now?
636
00:39:52,739 --> 00:39:55,159
- I don’t know. What you want to do?
- Whatever you want to do.
637
00:39:55,259 --> 00:39:58,146
Well, I got some work I got to do.
I’m gonna go out...
638
00:39:58,730 --> 00:39:59,979
That’s a good one.
639
00:40:22,003 --> 00:40:24,103
I’m talking today
to women who say
640
00:40:24,205 --> 00:40:27,222
they have been abducted
by aliens from another planet.
641
00:40:27,349 --> 00:40:30,264
May I briefly say, I don’t know for a fact
that they’re from another planet.
642
00:40:30,377 --> 00:40:33,465
Well, you know you weren’t
in Kansas anymore, Toto.
643
00:40:34,027 --> 00:40:35,293
And I wasn’t
wearing red shoes
644
00:40:35,367 --> 00:40:37,307
- that I could click together, either.
- Yeah, yeah.
645
00:42:42,288 --> 00:42:44,360
Nope. Nope, I’m out.
646
00:42:44,401 --> 00:42:46,481
I’m going. Fuck this shit.
647
00:42:50,008 --> 00:42:52,236
Okay. Okay.
648
00:43:29,748 --> 00:43:32,568
- Oh, shit!
- Fuck off.
649
00:43:32,738 --> 00:43:34,088
Give us back our property.
650
00:43:34,181 --> 00:43:37,154
- Don’t mess with Jupiter’s Claim!
- Come on.
651
00:43:40,701 --> 00:43:42,049
What happened?
652
00:43:42,286 --> 00:43:43,651
The Park kids.
653
00:43:43,913 --> 00:43:45,229
Jupe’s sons.
654
00:43:45,346 --> 00:43:46,840
And they let
Clover out, man.
655
00:43:46,927 --> 00:43:49,149
What?
They trying to prank Haywood?
656
00:43:49,249 --> 00:43:51,922
- It’s on!
- Hey. You stole their horse.
657
00:43:53,162 --> 00:43:54,299
Yeah.
658
00:44:23,227 --> 00:44:25,180
- Hey.
- Shit.
659
00:44:27,065 --> 00:44:28,546
What’s up, Nessie?
660
00:44:28,646 --> 00:44:32,169
Not much. Just stocking shit.
You know, pretty much regular.
661
00:45:02,348 --> 00:45:03,826
Oh, shit!
662
00:45:16,929 --> 00:45:18,868
I need to take my ass to bed.
663
00:45:24,154 --> 00:45:26,059
- Who this?
- Yo, it’s Angel from Fry’s.
664
00:45:26,100 --> 00:45:28,908
Just calling to tell you that
there is a bug on camera A.
665
00:45:29,075 --> 00:45:31,290
I know. Wait, I thought
I told you not to watch our shit.
666
00:45:31,356 --> 00:45:32,439
Yeah, I know, I know.
667
00:45:33,011 --> 00:45:34,966
- Camera B is down.
- What?
668
00:45:35,119 --> 00:45:37,395
Camera B is down.
669
00:45:37,741 --> 00:45:40,452
Like Ancient-fucking-Aliens down.
670
00:46:53,426 --> 00:46:55,139
- Hey!
- Hey. Hi.
671
00:46:55,810 --> 00:46:58,649
Emerald, can you please
get the bug off the thing?
672
00:46:58,998 --> 00:47:01,874
Get the bug off the fucking thing!
673
00:47:04,014 --> 00:47:05,199
Shit.
674
00:47:16,357 --> 00:47:18,443
What do you see?
Do you see, like, lights
675
00:47:18,523 --> 00:47:21,270
or anything?
Like, a fucking saucer?
676
00:47:21,857 --> 00:47:23,329
It’s in the cloud.
677
00:47:23,529 --> 00:47:25,503
It’s in the cloud. OJ!
678
00:47:25,583 --> 00:47:27,417
It’s in the cloud!
679
00:47:37,021 --> 00:47:38,848
Yeah, nah, nah, nah.
680
00:47:38,953 --> 00:47:41,303
Run, OJ! Run!
681
00:47:48,412 --> 00:47:49,800
Shit.
682
00:48:30,120 --> 00:48:31,659
Hello?
683
00:48:34,578 --> 00:48:36,409
What happened to OJ?
684
00:48:37,383 --> 00:48:38,833
It’s fine.
685
00:48:40,209 --> 00:48:41,129
Come on.
686
00:48:44,275 --> 00:48:46,129
Okay, it’s still on.
687
00:48:46,466 --> 00:48:48,469
The camera, it’s still on.
688
00:49:00,813 --> 00:49:03,304
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
689
00:49:05,842 --> 00:49:07,974
Okay, you fucking praying mantis.
690
00:49:08,094 --> 00:49:10,827
All right, bitch.
You like Sour Patch Kids?
691
00:50:34,237 --> 00:50:35,706
A’ight, man.
692
00:50:35,868 --> 00:50:37,785
Where your shit? Let’s go.
693
00:50:39,265 --> 00:50:41,865
- Haven’t seen one of those in a minute.
- Fucking praying mantis.
694
00:50:41,940 --> 00:50:45,559
That motherfucker better pray I don’t
ever see him, ’cause if I do, I’m-a eat him.
695
00:50:46,742 --> 00:50:48,510
- Let’s go.
- Where?
696
00:50:48,810 --> 00:50:50,045
Man, I don’t know.
697
00:50:50,107 --> 00:50:53,453
I got me a little situation in Atwater
texting me back right now.
698
00:50:53,529 --> 00:50:56,136
- It’s not coming again tonight.
- I don’t care.
699
00:50:56,596 --> 00:50:58,430
No. No.
700
00:50:59,031 --> 00:51:00,266
No.
701
00:51:00,959 --> 00:51:01,957
Bro,
702
00:51:02,031 --> 00:51:05,216
I ain’t never seen no shit like this.
703
00:51:05,303 --> 00:51:06,569
It ain’t worth it.
704
00:51:06,669 --> 00:51:09,169
No, nope. It’s too much.
705
00:51:09,362 --> 00:51:11,026
You should go, then.
706
00:51:11,777 --> 00:51:14,101
I got to get up early anyway.
707
00:51:16,266 --> 00:51:18,242
I got mouths to feed.
708
00:51:29,938 --> 00:51:31,505
Shit.
709
00:51:32,047 --> 00:51:34,091
Shit, shit, shit!
710
00:51:54,585 --> 00:51:56,187
You hear that?
711
00:52:03,729 --> 00:52:05,749
Ghost out there.
712
00:52:07,916 --> 00:52:10,586
Acting all territorial.
713
00:52:16,824 --> 00:52:19,719
I guess some animals
ain’t fit to be trained.
714
00:52:40,556 --> 00:52:41,896
- Hello?
- Hi.
715
00:52:41,989 --> 00:52:44,342
Is this... Antlers Holst?
716
00:52:45,981 --> 00:52:47,039
Who’s this?
717
00:52:47,428 --> 00:52:49,295
Hey, yeah. I’m Emerald Haywood.
718
00:52:49,388 --> 00:52:52,105
We met a couple days ago at the commercial.
719
00:52:52,231 --> 00:52:54,613
Oh, yeah, horse girl. Sure.
720
00:52:54,706 --> 00:52:56,832
I remember you and your brother.
721
00:52:56,979 --> 00:52:58,679
Yeah, horse boy.
722
00:52:58,720 --> 00:53:00,347
He’s here, too.
723
00:53:00,427 --> 00:53:03,389
- The descendants of the jockey.
- Yeah.
724
00:53:03,898 --> 00:53:07,065
Guess I’m talking to
motion picture royalty, then.
725
00:53:08,619 --> 00:53:10,073
How’d you get the number?
726
00:53:10,186 --> 00:53:12,378
I got it from the call sheet.
727
00:53:12,419 --> 00:53:14,739
So, we have a project, and
728
00:53:14,780 --> 00:53:18,033
you know, what if I told you
it was the offer of a lifetime?
729
00:53:18,166 --> 00:53:20,949
Yeah, hopefully not my lifetime.
730
00:53:21,623 --> 00:53:23,698
That’s a good one.
I’m-a be real with you.
731
00:53:23,791 --> 00:53:25,981
We don’t have a lot of money
to pay you up front.
732
00:53:26,068 --> 00:53:28,667
You know, not like
you’re used to, but...
733
00:53:28,745 --> 00:53:32,315
Yeah. I tend to do one for them
so I can do one for me,
734
00:53:32,422 --> 00:53:34,586
so, what is it?
735
00:53:35,607 --> 00:53:38,656
- Reality.
- Oh, no. Reality.
736
00:53:38,774 --> 00:53:40,561
Documentary.
737
00:53:40,754 --> 00:53:42,341
Doc-- Documentary.
738
00:53:42,434 --> 00:53:44,346
Oh, that’s better.
739
00:53:44,801 --> 00:53:47,307
So, again, what’s it about?
740
00:53:47,639 --> 00:53:50,269
It’s about the shit
dreams is made of, baby.
741
00:53:51,196 --> 00:53:53,399
Listen, horse girl.
742
00:53:53,440 --> 00:53:55,107
I got a...
743
00:53:56,559 --> 00:54:00,970
pretty damn superb lemon tart in the oven
I’m about to serve
744
00:54:01,029 --> 00:54:02,869
to ten of my closest friends, so...
745
00:54:03,826 --> 00:54:06,436
- Stop, stop, stop.
- Oh, hold on one second.
746
00:54:06,569 --> 00:54:08,449
- What?
- He’s not here for that.
747
00:54:08,490 --> 00:54:10,272
- Look, no. This is what I do.
- Don’t be cute. Stick to the plan.
748
00:54:10,358 --> 00:54:11,872
- I don’t go to your job and knock a horse’s...
- Say it!
749
00:54:11,952 --> 00:54:13,539
...dick out your damn hand.
750
00:54:13,580 --> 00:54:14,774
- Hello?
- Yeah.
751
00:54:14,835 --> 00:54:16,419
Yeah, my bad.
We good, man.
752
00:54:17,921 --> 00:54:20,629
According to American Cinema magazine,
753
00:54:21,049 --> 00:54:23,491
you make the cinematically impossible....
754
00:54:23,604 --> 00:54:25,164
possible.
755
00:54:25,337 --> 00:54:26,351
Well,
756
00:54:26,457 --> 00:54:28,429
we looking for the impossible shot.
757
00:54:32,571 --> 00:54:34,301
That’s impossible.
758
00:54:34,414 --> 00:54:35,734
Antlers.
759
00:54:36,352 --> 00:54:38,808
There’s something out here
in Agua Dulce,
760
00:54:38,935 --> 00:54:42,613
and you’re probably the only person
in the world that can get it on film.
761
00:54:43,305 --> 00:54:44,865
That’s it.
762
00:54:46,171 --> 00:54:47,717
Horse girl,
763
00:54:48,044 --> 00:54:50,909
this dream you’re chasing.
764
00:54:50,950 --> 00:54:54,613
The one where you end up
at the top of the mountain,
765
00:54:54,785 --> 00:54:57,326
all eyes on you...
766
00:55:00,299 --> 00:55:03,222
It’s the dream you never wake up from.
767
00:55:16,690 --> 00:55:17,979
I don’t like him.
768
00:55:42,198 --> 00:55:44,239
Holy shit. It’s real.
769
00:55:45,300 --> 00:55:47,922
I don’t know what you’re doing here, but...
770
00:55:48,642 --> 00:55:50,764
it was illegal for you to...
771
00:55:51,306 --> 00:55:52,809
spy on us like that.
772
00:55:59,595 --> 00:56:00,835
Wait, you--
773
00:56:01,160 --> 00:56:02,734
You don’t know?
774
00:56:04,561 --> 00:56:07,168
Okay, tell me when you see it.
775
00:56:16,832 --> 00:56:18,039
There.
776
00:56:19,376 --> 00:56:21,461
- Doesn’t move.
- Exactly.
777
00:56:24,561 --> 00:56:26,529
Well, look at that.
778
00:56:28,111 --> 00:56:30,095
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, okay.
779
00:56:30,971 --> 00:56:32,808
I went back
and scrubbed through the footage,
780
00:56:32,909 --> 00:56:34,688
and that cloud
has been right there
781
00:56:34,795 --> 00:56:36,546
at least since
I set the cameras up.
782
00:56:36,699 --> 00:56:38,478
Yeah, now you mention it,
783
00:56:38,598 --> 00:56:42,184
I’ve probably been looking at the same
damn cloud every day for the last six months.
784
00:56:42,304 --> 00:56:43,692
Shit.
785
00:56:44,621 --> 00:56:46,562
So, I mean,
that’s them in there.
786
00:56:46,635 --> 00:56:48,602
And we’ve been recording it,
so we got it.
787
00:56:48,725 --> 00:56:50,029
Right?
788
00:56:51,393 --> 00:56:52,868
Yeah.
789
00:56:53,846 --> 00:56:56,038
Why you saying “yeah” like that?
790
00:56:56,781 --> 00:56:59,075
I mean, we have proof of aliens
on video. I...
791
00:56:59,175 --> 00:57:01,115
Yeah, I wouldn’t call it proof.
792
00:57:01,230 --> 00:57:02,350
Are you serious?
793
00:57:02,420 --> 00:57:05,474
Look, I’ve seen crazy weather phenomenons
online before. That’s all I’m saying.
794
00:57:05,547 --> 00:57:06,954
He’s right.
795
00:57:07,401 --> 00:57:10,099
It’s good, but it ain’t it. Ain’t Oprah.
796
00:57:11,844 --> 00:57:13,347
Ain’t Oprah.
797
00:57:15,766 --> 00:57:17,068
Okay.
798
00:57:17,428 --> 00:57:19,353
Are you guys telling me
799
00:57:19,775 --> 00:57:22,064
that there’s an alien spaceship...
800
00:57:23,056 --> 00:57:25,130
in that fucking cloud right there?
801
00:57:25,251 --> 00:57:27,630
It doesn’t move like a ship.
802
00:57:28,975 --> 00:57:30,812
What you mean, OJ?
803
00:57:33,867 --> 00:57:35,699
What if it’s not a ship?
804
00:57:40,025 --> 00:57:42,287
All right, Gordy, we’re almost ready, buddy.
805
00:57:42,328 --> 00:57:44,236
Here we go, buddy. Come on.
806
00:57:44,916 --> 00:57:46,478
- He’s ready.
- Set.
807
00:57:46,851 --> 00:57:48,305
Here we go.
808
00:57:48,403 --> 00:57:49,644
And... action.
809
00:57:49,757 --> 00:57:51,901
And, of course,
I set it to Icelandic time
810
00:57:51,994 --> 00:57:54,838
because we share a love
of the aurora borealis, Gordy.
811
00:57:54,931 --> 00:57:58,769
And you have no idea how to tell time.
812
00:57:59,393 --> 00:58:00,985
Great gift, Dad.
813
00:58:01,078 --> 00:58:02,830
Way to think things through.
814
00:58:02,990 --> 00:58:06,176
Somehow, you’d think
that a man who can send a rocket into space
815
00:58:06,223 --> 00:58:08,949
would be able to manage
a halfway decent birthday present.
816
00:58:09,454 --> 00:58:10,817
Nope.
817
00:58:13,115 --> 00:58:15,903
You know, Gordy, all things considered,
818
00:58:15,989 --> 00:58:18,787
maybe my gift isn’t so bad after all.
819
00:58:20,205 --> 00:58:21,998
Hey, Gordy.
820
00:58:22,354 --> 00:58:23,494
Surprise!
821
00:58:24,130 --> 00:58:25,836
Now, that is a gift.
822
00:58:34,970 --> 00:58:36,412
Oh. Sorry. My--
823
00:58:36,513 --> 00:58:38,825
That’s all right.
Pick it up from there.
824
00:58:39,252 --> 00:58:40,450
Wait a minute.
825
00:58:40,586 --> 00:58:43,519
What happened to
we both failed at finding good presents?
826
00:58:46,783 --> 00:58:50,109
Here you go, Gordy. Happy birthday.
827
00:58:51,987 --> 00:58:54,406
Oh, beautiful, Hayley.
828
00:59:01,163 --> 00:59:02,799
Whoa, hey, hey, hey. No.
829
00:59:02,912 --> 00:59:05,005
- No, no! Down! Down! Gordy!
- Down!
830
00:59:05,061 --> 00:59:07,461
- No. Stop!
- Stop that!
831
01:00:41,437 --> 01:00:43,643
Oh, no.
No, no, no, no.
832
01:00:43,737 --> 01:00:46,283
No, no, no, no, no.
No, Gordy, no! No!
833
01:00:46,363 --> 01:00:49,649
Down! Down! You sit! Down.
834
01:00:49,690 --> 01:00:51,149
No, no, no.
835
01:00:53,590 --> 01:00:55,152
No, no, no!
836
01:00:55,418 --> 01:00:57,032
No, Gordy!
837
01:00:58,572 --> 01:00:59,540
Stop!
838
01:00:59,598 --> 01:01:01,449
No! No!
839
01:03:01,042 --> 01:03:03,676
Seven just on scene-- Oh, my God.
840
01:03:55,528 --> 01:03:57,000
Feeling good?
841
01:03:57,134 --> 01:03:58,251
Yeah.
842
01:03:58,867 --> 01:04:00,054
Feeling good.
843
01:04:00,147 --> 01:04:01,379
Good.
844
01:04:06,910 --> 01:04:08,397
There we go.
845
01:04:11,222 --> 01:04:12,184
Run it.
846
01:04:12,257 --> 01:04:13,884
Run it one more time, babe.
847
01:04:13,973 --> 01:04:15,134
Okay.
848
01:04:22,233 --> 01:04:23,859
“What if I told you...”
849
01:04:38,166 --> 01:04:39,101
Yo.
850
01:04:39,455 --> 01:04:41,408
It’s-- Storm’s coming.
851
01:04:41,611 --> 01:04:44,172
Just tarping up, just to be safe.
852
01:05:02,833 --> 01:05:04,807
Hey, where you going?
853
01:05:05,367 --> 01:05:07,320
I’m-a get Lucky.
854
01:05:07,860 --> 01:05:09,619
Now, we’re not gonna let a few
855
01:05:09,660 --> 01:05:12,356
clouds kill our fun today, are we, folks?
856
01:05:12,567 --> 01:05:14,494
So, without further ado,
857
01:05:14,602 --> 01:05:18,578
welcome to the Jupiter’s Claim
Star Lasso Experience!
858
01:05:21,835 --> 01:05:23,709
How’s everyone feeling today?
859
01:05:25,156 --> 01:05:26,519
All right.
860
01:05:26,708 --> 01:05:29,008
It’s quite a doozy today.
861
01:05:29,762 --> 01:05:32,300
I want to thank you guys
for coming out here.
862
01:05:32,549 --> 01:05:33,582
But first,
863
01:05:33,715 --> 01:05:36,679
how about another round of applause
for my Amber?
864
01:05:37,434 --> 01:05:39,275
I’ll tell you, that woman is a saint
865
01:05:39,415 --> 01:05:41,769
for putting up with all my craziness.
866
01:05:42,157 --> 01:05:46,234
And to the knuckleheads up there.
The staff. Shout-out.
867
01:05:46,730 --> 01:05:49,068
All right, all right. That’s enough.
868
01:05:50,001 --> 01:05:52,546
I also want to give a special thanks to
869
01:05:52,726 --> 01:05:56,439
an old costar of mine – and my first crush –
870
01:05:56,684 --> 01:05:58,289
Mary Jo Elliott, everyone!
871
01:05:58,330 --> 01:05:59,919
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
872
01:06:03,960 --> 01:06:05,089
All right.
873
01:06:06,468 --> 01:06:07,629
You ready?
874
01:06:08,798 --> 01:06:12,148
Oh, come on. That ain’t nothing.
Are you ready?!
875
01:06:16,055 --> 01:06:17,099
Here we go.
876
01:06:24,717 --> 01:06:26,191
You’re chosen.
877
01:06:35,617 --> 01:06:37,625
What if I told you...
878
01:06:38,369 --> 01:06:40,580
that in about an hour...
879
01:06:41,326 --> 01:06:42,944
you’ll leave here...
880
01:06:43,081 --> 01:06:44,417
different?
881
01:06:45,670 --> 01:06:46,859
See,
882
01:06:46,974 --> 01:06:48,428
every Friday
883
01:06:48,541 --> 01:06:50,505
for the last six months,
884
01:06:51,049 --> 01:06:53,973
my family and I have bore witness
885
01:06:54,220 --> 01:06:55,938
to an absolute...
886
01:06:56,055 --> 01:06:57,809
spectacle.
887
01:06:58,755 --> 01:07:01,684
One that you’ll be seeing here today.
888
01:07:03,268 --> 01:07:05,609
So let me take you back
to that first night.
889
01:07:15,537 --> 01:07:18,117
Right here in this exact spot,
890
01:07:18,826 --> 01:07:21,288
I’d come over to
wrangle a chestnut horse
891
01:07:21,368 --> 01:07:22,749
named Trigger.
892
01:07:23,331 --> 01:07:24,298
Now,
893
01:07:24,431 --> 01:07:27,911
I could barely see my hand
in front of my face for the fog,
894
01:07:28,464 --> 01:07:29,879
but I swear
895
01:07:30,221 --> 01:07:31,511
on my wife
896
01:07:31,698 --> 01:07:33,379
and children’s lives
897
01:07:34,005 --> 01:07:36,193
that at 6:13 p.m.,
898
01:07:37,034 --> 01:07:38,471
I see...
899
01:07:40,023 --> 01:07:41,933
a flying saucer
900
01:07:42,030 --> 01:07:44,295
descend through the mist.
901
01:07:45,354 --> 01:07:48,671
Old Trigger took off straight into the gulch.
902
01:07:49,004 --> 01:07:49,899
And, well...
903
01:07:51,734 --> 01:07:53,489
it’s like he was going home.
904
01:07:59,993 --> 01:08:01,329
Now, just to be clear,
905
01:08:01,957 --> 01:08:03,358
what we saw
906
01:08:03,665 --> 01:08:07,054
was a flying saucer. No doubt about that.
907
01:08:07,298 --> 01:08:08,839
Slightly flatter
in the front,
908
01:08:08,919 --> 01:08:13,299
with a circular hole in the bottom
about two school bus lengths wide.
909
01:08:13,978 --> 01:08:16,301
Ladies and gentlemen, I kid you not.
910
01:08:18,325 --> 01:08:20,186
We are being surveilled
911
01:08:20,318 --> 01:08:21,974
by an alien species
912
01:08:22,085 --> 01:08:23,639
I call “the Viewers”.
913
01:08:24,935 --> 01:08:27,519
And though they have yet
to emerge from their ship,
914
01:08:28,174 --> 01:08:30,343
I believe they trust me.
915
01:08:30,648 --> 01:08:31,649
If they didn’t,
916
01:08:32,343 --> 01:08:35,130
I don’t think any of us
would be here right now.
917
01:08:36,884 --> 01:08:38,488
So, as I said,
918
01:08:38,835 --> 01:08:40,839
in just under an hour,
919
01:08:41,240 --> 01:08:43,684
Star Lasso Experience...
920
01:08:44,235 --> 01:08:46,372
is gonna change you.
921
01:08:48,156 --> 01:08:52,209
But first, my boys are gonna come out and do a
little number for us. Would that be all right?
922
01:08:52,250 --> 01:08:53,981
Hustle. Go, go, go.
923
01:08:54,255 --> 01:08:57,448
All right.
My little satellites: Colton, Phoenix, Max.
924
01:08:57,542 --> 01:08:59,187
Remember those names, folks.
925
01:08:59,335 --> 01:09:00,719
All right, here we go!
926
01:09:11,283 --> 01:09:12,838
What is that?
927
01:09:13,274 --> 01:09:15,005
Do you guys see that?
928
01:09:29,751 --> 01:09:31,749
Stay in your seats.
929
01:09:32,517 --> 01:09:33,709
This is new.
930
01:09:33,750 --> 01:09:35,380
They’re early.
931
01:09:36,184 --> 01:09:39,299
- They’re giving us a real show today.
- That they are.
932
01:09:39,386 --> 01:09:41,389
- They’re giving us a real show today.
- Yeah.
933
01:09:41,754 --> 01:09:43,930
They’re ready, we’re ready.
934
01:09:44,720 --> 01:09:48,706
Welcome to the Star Lasso Experience,
935
01:09:48,853 --> 01:09:51,135
only at Jupiter’s Claim.
936
01:09:51,255 --> 01:09:53,170
- Please remember to avoid...
- Come on.
937
01:09:53,270 --> 01:09:54,889
...using your cell phones
or any
938
01:09:55,020 --> 01:09:57,319
- flash photography during the event.
- Cell phones off, y’all.
939
01:09:57,853 --> 01:10:00,063
- Come on!
- Bear with us now.
940
01:10:00,140 --> 01:10:02,409
Trained animals
can be unpredictable.
941
01:10:08,586 --> 01:10:09,999
Now sit back,
942
01:10:10,106 --> 01:10:11,753
stay in your seats
943
01:10:11,859 --> 01:10:16,479
and enjoy the Star Lasso Experien--
944
01:11:45,033 --> 01:11:47,400
Well, cowboys and cowgirls,
945
01:11:47,553 --> 01:11:50,146
it’s time to ride off into the sunset.
946
01:11:50,273 --> 01:11:52,821
That’s right. Happy trails.
947
01:11:52,934 --> 01:11:54,458
It’s closing time.
948
01:11:54,531 --> 01:11:57,204
You don’t have to go home,
but you can’t stay here.
949
01:11:57,821 --> 01:11:59,135
Come back again.
950
01:11:59,315 --> 01:12:02,125
And until then, we wish you well.
951
01:12:02,418 --> 01:12:04,068
Hasta la vista.
952
01:12:04,220 --> 01:12:05,520
Adios.
953
01:12:21,811 --> 01:12:24,337
Well, cowboys and cowgirls,
954
01:12:24,651 --> 01:12:26,906
it’s time to ride off into the sunset.
955
01:12:27,045 --> 01:12:29,650
That’s right. Happy trails.
956
01:12:29,756 --> 01:12:31,390
It’s closing time.
957
01:12:31,510 --> 01:12:33,988
You don’t have to go home,
but you can’t stay here.
958
01:12:34,746 --> 01:12:36,936
Come back again.
And until then...
959
01:13:37,515 --> 01:13:38,878
Lucky.
960
01:13:47,129 --> 01:13:48,335
Lucky.
961
01:13:53,209 --> 01:13:55,389
Lucky, come on, come on. Come on!
962
01:14:12,907 --> 01:14:15,076
Come on, come on. Lucky.
963
01:14:25,836 --> 01:14:28,703
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
964
01:15:14,719 --> 01:15:15,764
Yo.
965
01:15:15,928 --> 01:15:17,331
It’s done.
966
01:15:17,489 --> 01:15:20,719
All right, I’ll be over in the morning to tear
that shit off. Or you can do it yourselves.
967
01:15:20,802 --> 01:15:23,594
- It’s all the same.
- No, no. I like when you do it.
968
01:15:23,714 --> 01:15:25,855
Of course you do. All right.
969
01:15:25,947 --> 01:15:27,940
- See you tomorrow.
- See you.
970
01:15:35,823 --> 01:15:37,783
Pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up.
971
01:15:37,894 --> 01:15:40,183
Come on, come on. Pick up, pick up, pick up.
972
01:15:55,426 --> 01:15:58,130
Did you know
that the very first assembly of photographs
973
01:15:58,230 --> 01:16:00,176
in sequential order,
to make a motion picture,
974
01:16:00,280 --> 01:16:02,705
was a two-second clip
of a Black man on a horse?
975
01:16:02,850 --> 01:16:06,590
That man was a Bahamian jockey
known as Alistair E. Haywood,
976
01:16:06,695 --> 01:16:08,584
and he was
my great-great-grandfather.
977
01:16:08,691 --> 01:16:09,925
- Hey.
- Em.
978
01:16:10,058 --> 01:16:11,496
I was right.
979
01:16:11,637 --> 01:16:13,360
It’s not a ship.
980
01:16:13,486 --> 01:16:14,819
What happened?
981
01:16:23,177 --> 01:16:24,752
What the fuck?
982
01:16:38,636 --> 01:16:39,900
Shit.
983
01:16:42,598 --> 01:16:44,208
It ate them, Em.
984
01:16:44,683 --> 01:16:45,849
It ate them all.
985
01:16:45,890 --> 01:16:47,227
It’s alive, Em.
986
01:16:47,295 --> 01:16:48,507
It’s an animal.
987
01:16:48,614 --> 01:16:49,861
It’s territorial,
988
01:16:49,982 --> 01:16:52,741
and it thinks that this is its home.
989
01:16:54,985 --> 01:16:56,570
Em!
990
01:17:02,459 --> 01:17:03,911
Oh, fuck.
991
01:17:04,561 --> 01:17:06,172
Oh, shit.
992
01:17:07,373 --> 01:17:08,874
Ooh, yes.
993
01:17:10,084 --> 01:17:11,855
Hey, hey. We’re in trouble.
994
01:17:11,988 --> 01:17:13,188
Okay?
995
01:17:13,605 --> 01:17:15,214
Oh, fuck.
996
01:17:15,575 --> 01:17:16,977
Shit.
997
01:17:24,394 --> 01:17:25,724
What?
998
01:17:48,789 --> 01:17:50,176
What the fuck?
999
01:17:51,003 --> 01:17:52,083
What the fuck?
1000
01:17:54,962 --> 01:17:56,372
Who the hell is that?
1001
01:17:57,923 --> 01:17:59,144
Who the hell is that?
1002
01:18:00,342 --> 01:18:01,346
Em!
1003
01:18:01,502 --> 01:18:03,242
- Who the hell is that?
- Fuck.
1004
01:18:07,641 --> 01:18:09,101
It’s above us.
1005
01:18:14,273 --> 01:18:15,732
Ah, shit!
1006
01:18:19,403 --> 01:18:20,821
Shit.
1007
01:18:21,488 --> 01:18:23,529
Oh, shit! What the fuck?
1008
01:18:43,928 --> 01:18:45,554
Oh, God.
1009
01:18:46,263 --> 01:18:48,345
Something very bad is happening.
1010
01:19:00,870 --> 01:19:01,997
Fuck!
1011
01:19:18,632 --> 01:19:19,879
Yeah, we’re fucked.
1012
01:21:30,035 --> 01:21:31,290
Nope.
1013
01:23:39,770 --> 01:23:42,351
- Em. OJ’s coming.
- Let’s go.
1014
01:23:43,644 --> 01:23:46,772
Got to get out this house.
I got to get out this house.
1015
01:23:47,397 --> 01:23:49,542
- No, stop. Can’t we just wait, right?
- You can.
1016
01:23:49,650 --> 01:23:52,194
- No, I’m not gonna be here alone. No.
- I’ve got to get out this fucking house!
1017
01:23:52,269 --> 01:23:53,699
We’re alive still
because we stayed here.
1018
01:25:04,726 --> 01:25:05,892
Go!
1019
01:25:05,988 --> 01:25:07,553
- Come on.
- Go!
1020
01:25:07,913 --> 01:25:09,104
Come on.
1021
01:25:09,690 --> 01:25:12,906
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
1022
01:25:19,950 --> 01:25:21,193
Go.
1023
01:25:27,039 --> 01:25:28,921
Yeah, she... she gonna make it.
1024
01:25:29,041 --> 01:25:30,169
- OJ.
- She gonna make it.
1025
01:25:30,575 --> 01:25:32,850
- Oh, hey, horsie.
- Hey, don’t look him in the eyes, please.
1026
01:25:33,000 --> 01:25:34,339
VFX!
1027
01:25:48,185 --> 01:25:50,149
Focus here. Focus here.
1028
01:25:50,604 --> 01:25:51,897
Come on.
1029
01:25:55,025 --> 01:25:56,193
Go!
1030
01:26:16,713 --> 01:26:18,590
Welcome to my tavern.
1031
01:26:18,750 --> 01:26:21,943
I don’t know if you’ve heard,
but a terrible beast is about.
1032
01:26:22,075 --> 01:26:23,636
It’s been harassing villagers,
1033
01:26:23,720 --> 01:26:26,416
ruining crops
and eating their livestock.
1034
01:26:28,953 --> 01:26:32,695
Many a glory-seeking hunter
1035
01:26:32,813 --> 01:26:35,301
has attempted to defeat it,
1036
01:26:35,388 --> 01:26:38,035
and just as many have perished.
1037
01:26:38,135 --> 01:26:40,563
While you’re here... While you’re here...
1038
01:26:40,643 --> 01:26:43,403
While you’re here, please look around.
1039
01:26:46,580 --> 01:26:48,830
I’m here in Agua Dulce, California,
1040
01:26:48,930 --> 01:26:51,197
and the whereabouts of
those 40 guests and
1041
01:26:51,410 --> 01:26:54,622
employees of a local Western theme park
are still unknown.
1042
01:26:54,743 --> 01:26:56,629
The sheriff’s office
has had its hands full
1043
01:26:56,670 --> 01:26:58,937
trying to identify
the unaccounted for.
1044
01:26:59,050 --> 01:27:01,454
Until they do, only one thing is certain.
1045
01:27:01,554 --> 01:27:04,549
There is something strange
happening out here in Agua Dulce.
1046
01:27:04,590 --> 01:27:06,308
Security cameras
were off at the time.
1047
01:27:06,401 --> 01:27:10,027
Other than that,
we have no reason to suspect foul play.
1048
01:27:10,267 --> 01:27:13,015
We did have a considerable amount
of rain come through here,
1049
01:27:13,182 --> 01:27:16,743
we don’t want to rule out flash flooding
as possibly having played a part.
1050
01:27:16,857 --> 01:27:18,029
We’re obviously...
1051
01:27:22,279 --> 01:27:25,145
You never go wrong with a fried fish sandwich.
1052
01:27:28,023 --> 01:27:30,091
Tartar got tang.
1053
01:27:31,955 --> 01:27:33,410
Stupid.
1054
01:27:33,656 --> 01:27:35,203
“Tartar got tang”?
1055
01:27:35,417 --> 01:27:36,543
Right?
1056
01:27:37,878 --> 01:27:41,154
I don’t think it eats you
if you don’t look it in the eye.
1057
01:27:44,885 --> 01:27:46,091
Hey, hey!
1058
01:27:46,351 --> 01:27:48,054
RTR, bro.
1059
01:27:49,018 --> 01:27:50,432
You know?
1060
01:27:51,731 --> 01:27:53,852
Like, read the room.
1061
01:27:58,023 --> 01:28:00,148
Nobody want to talk about that.
1062
01:28:01,230 --> 01:28:03,338
- Let’s go!
- Okay, okay, okay. Enough.
1063
01:28:03,445 --> 01:28:05,006
All right, all right.
1064
01:28:06,364 --> 01:28:07,783
Hey, you lucky!
1065
01:28:07,908 --> 01:28:09,369
Every animal got rules.
1066
01:28:09,410 --> 01:28:11,336
All right? We know what it wants,
1067
01:28:11,450 --> 01:28:13,069
and we know how it comes, so...
1068
01:28:13,169 --> 01:28:14,504
Fuck.
1069
01:28:14,942 --> 01:28:17,125
We don’t really know shit.
1070
01:28:18,427 --> 01:28:20,587
OJ, what’s this about, man?
1071
01:28:21,398 --> 01:28:23,905
What’s this about?
You want me to-- You want me to say,
1072
01:28:24,145 --> 01:28:25,443
“I’m sorry”?
1073
01:28:25,583 --> 01:28:27,110
“I was wrong”?
“It’s dumb”?
1074
01:28:27,230 --> 01:28:28,636
It wasn’t dumb.
1075
01:28:28,876 --> 01:28:30,059
- Own the moment.
- Stop.
1076
01:28:30,100 --> 01:28:32,063
- It was good. It was good.
- Stop this shit.
1077
01:28:32,163 --> 01:28:34,097
But the moment about to pass.
1078
01:28:34,223 --> 01:28:35,747
And we don’t own shit.
1079
01:28:40,503 --> 01:28:43,750
Okay. Well, I assume
y’all are crashing at mine.
1080
01:28:44,043 --> 01:28:45,609
Right, ’cause you can.
1081
01:28:45,650 --> 01:28:47,749
’Cause I’m not going back to the fucking
1082
01:28:47,856 --> 01:28:49,449
monster umbrella.
1083
01:28:49,972 --> 01:28:51,451
Got to feed ’em.
1084
01:28:52,786 --> 01:28:54,370
Let Lucky out.
1085
01:28:56,297 --> 01:28:57,579
There’s shit to do.
1086
01:28:57,916 --> 01:28:59,284
Always.
1087
01:29:00,502 --> 01:29:02,478
Always some shit to do.
1088
01:29:49,634 --> 01:29:52,137
There’s a wheelchair on your roof.
1089
01:29:53,004 --> 01:29:54,188
Hi.
1090
01:29:54,584 --> 01:29:58,044
That cloud ain’t moved a goddamn inch.
1091
01:29:58,241 --> 01:30:00,479
So you’re not completely full of shit.
1092
01:30:01,813 --> 01:30:03,940
- Thank you.
- Yeah. Thank you.
1093
01:30:04,981 --> 01:30:08,407
The concept of extraterrestrial animals
in the sky...
1094
01:30:08,567 --> 01:30:11,970
is not a new thing. You know, people been
trying to get pictures of these things since,
1095
01:30:12,090 --> 01:30:15,290
- like, the ’50s. You know, it’s an ancient--
- How do we see it?
1096
01:30:15,660 --> 01:30:17,659
It’s gonna get hungry again.
1097
01:30:19,518 --> 01:30:21,146
So, you know,
1098
01:30:21,511 --> 01:30:23,332
just ring the dinner bell.
1099
01:30:28,929 --> 01:30:31,259
Now, we know what it doesn’t like.
1100
01:30:31,688 --> 01:30:34,815
That little fake horse and flags
messed it up good.
1101
01:30:35,854 --> 01:30:38,423
Got stuck in its windpipe or something.
1102
01:30:39,364 --> 01:30:42,357
I bet it ain’t gonna fuck with
flags like that in a minute.
1103
01:30:42,483 --> 01:30:43,723
Yeah.
1104
01:30:44,829 --> 01:30:45,959
We pissed him off.
1105
01:30:46,045 --> 01:30:48,711
We’re not the reason it settled down here.
1106
01:30:48,918 --> 01:30:50,495
That was Jupe.
1107
01:30:50,737 --> 01:30:52,569
He got caught up
trying to tame a predator.
1108
01:30:52,610 --> 01:30:54,049
You can’t do that.
1109
01:30:54,128 --> 01:30:56,022
You got to enter
an agreement with one.
1110
01:30:56,116 --> 01:30:57,409
Yeah.
1111
01:30:57,450 --> 01:30:59,467
Ask Siegfried and Roy.
1112
01:31:02,248 --> 01:31:03,449
Okay.
1113
01:31:04,584 --> 01:31:05,712
Asking as
1114
01:31:05,832 --> 01:31:08,611
someone who was in the house
when the shit went down...
1115
01:31:09,926 --> 01:31:13,690
How exactly do you
“enter an agreement” with a fucking...
1116
01:31:13,950 --> 01:31:16,264
a UFO, alien entity,
1117
01:31:16,378 --> 01:31:18,889
- or whatever the hell you want to call it?
- Jean Jacket.
1118
01:31:19,358 --> 01:31:20,780
Call him Jean Jacket.
1119
01:31:21,186 --> 01:31:23,561
So, how about this?
How about we...
1120
01:31:23,942 --> 01:31:27,075
send ol’ Jean Jacket
some fresh horses in golden hour
1121
01:31:27,175 --> 01:31:28,739
and see what happens?
1122
01:31:29,952 --> 01:31:31,491
Horse people.
1123
01:31:32,521 --> 01:31:34,896
- Why not just set them free?
- We’re not doing that.
1124
01:31:35,031 --> 01:31:36,157
Okay.
1125
01:31:37,884 --> 01:31:39,657
Who is gonna go
1126
01:31:39,791 --> 01:31:41,171
down there...
1127
01:31:41,731 --> 01:31:44,512
and get the star out of his trailer?
1128
01:31:46,623 --> 01:31:47,794
Me.
1129
01:31:50,092 --> 01:31:51,719
I’ll get him out.
1130
01:31:53,558 --> 01:31:55,139
Where you want it?
1131
01:31:56,011 --> 01:31:57,599
You draw him out there.
1132
01:31:59,241 --> 01:32:00,780
I’m here.
1133
01:32:01,195 --> 01:32:02,729
On this ridge.
1134
01:32:04,602 --> 01:32:05,559
Oh, shit.
1135
01:32:07,234 --> 01:32:08,606
Made her myself.
1136
01:32:08,701 --> 01:32:10,275
No electricity.
1137
01:32:10,462 --> 01:32:14,642
Didn’t I tell you this motherfucker was gonna
come up here with a non-electrical camera?
1138
01:32:14,742 --> 01:32:16,492
Let’s go, boy!
1139
01:32:17,323 --> 01:32:17,949
Yeah!
1140
01:32:19,329 --> 01:32:21,369
I’ve been up under it
a couple times now.
1141
01:32:22,302 --> 01:32:23,329
I get him.
1142
01:32:24,539 --> 01:32:26,041
It’s an animal.
1143
01:32:26,257 --> 01:32:27,999
You don’t turn your back
on a bear.
1144
01:32:28,523 --> 01:32:31,299
You don’t wear red around a bull.
It’s like that.
1145
01:32:32,015 --> 01:32:35,303
You don’t look at it...
unless you want its attention.
1146
01:32:36,630 --> 01:32:38,969
Good night, Mr. Storeman.
1147
01:32:39,010 --> 01:32:41,415
Fuck it. I call top hat.
1148
01:32:42,472 --> 01:32:43,811
And we ain’t got
a lot of time.
1149
01:32:45,560 --> 01:32:46,599
One day.
1150
01:32:46,789 --> 01:32:48,813
Two days, tops.
1151
01:32:50,857 --> 01:32:52,707
’Cause the word is getting out,
1152
01:32:52,780 --> 01:32:53,989
and when it does...
1153
01:32:54,030 --> 01:32:55,773
Sorry, dead people.
1154
01:32:56,070 --> 01:32:57,246
Park’s closed.
1155
01:32:57,340 --> 01:33:01,119
...you know people gonna come
and do what they always do:
1156
01:33:01,160 --> 01:33:03,244
try and take it all
for themselves.
1157
01:33:03,740 --> 01:33:05,121
Fine.
1158
01:33:05,684 --> 01:33:07,039
Thimble.
1159
01:33:07,791 --> 01:33:09,499
That’s the one I wanted anyway.
1160
01:33:11,795 --> 01:33:13,588
Well, let ’em come.
1161
01:33:14,491 --> 01:33:15,969
It ain’t gonna matter.
1162
01:33:18,718 --> 01:33:20,929
’Cause what we about to do...
1163
01:33:23,573 --> 01:33:25,309
they can’t erase that.
1164
01:33:32,148 --> 01:33:33,468
He’s big,
1165
01:33:33,841 --> 01:33:35,189
he’s bad,
1166
01:33:35,858 --> 01:33:37,794
and he’s got a lot of spirit.
1167
01:33:41,248 --> 01:33:43,837
But anything with a spirit can get broke.
1168
01:33:46,365 --> 01:33:48,081
So you break it.
1169
01:33:49,371 --> 01:33:51,334
I’ll get the shot.
1170
01:33:56,339 --> 01:33:57,679
Hey...
1171
01:34:00,538 --> 01:34:03,519
What we’re doing’s important. Right? Like...
1172
01:34:04,375 --> 01:34:06,101
what we document,
1173
01:34:06,245 --> 01:34:07,450
it’s...
1174
01:34:08,893 --> 01:34:11,022
it’s gonna do some good?
1175
01:34:12,363 --> 01:34:13,410
I mean,
1176
01:34:13,525 --> 01:34:15,085
besides the money...
1177
01:34:15,200 --> 01:34:16,855
and fucking fame,
1178
01:34:16,969 --> 01:34:18,975
like, we can save some lives.
1179
01:34:19,082 --> 01:34:21,307
Fuck, we can even save Earth.
1180
01:34:22,000 --> 01:34:23,409
Right?
1181
01:34:23,450 --> 01:34:24,784
Yeah.
1182
01:34:32,157 --> 01:34:34,903
Well, it came down to Earth
1183
01:34:35,225 --> 01:34:37,558
And it hid in a tree
1184
01:34:39,388 --> 01:34:42,343
I said,
“Mr. Purple People Eater
1185
01:34:42,483 --> 01:34:44,219
“Don’t eat me”
1186
01:34:45,577 --> 01:34:48,639
Well, he looked at me
and in a voice so gruff
1187
01:34:50,529 --> 01:34:53,189
He said,
“I wouldn’t eat you
1188
01:34:54,224 --> 01:34:56,649
“ ’Cause you’re too tough”
1189
01:35:04,040 --> 01:35:06,793
He was a one-eyed, one-horned
1190
01:35:06,893 --> 01:35:09,999
Flyin’ purple people eater
1191
01:35:10,834 --> 01:35:12,997
One-eyed, one-horned
1192
01:35:13,090 --> 01:35:15,565
Flyin’ purple people eater
1193
01:35:15,672 --> 01:35:18,757
One-eyed, one-horned
1194
01:35:18,964 --> 01:35:22,089
Flyin’ purple people eater
1195
01:35:25,400 --> 01:35:28,348
Sure looks strange to me.
1196
01:35:44,132 --> 01:35:46,165
He ain’t gonna fuck with you.
1197
01:36:26,846 --> 01:36:29,094
Time to wake up the family.
1198
01:36:45,425 --> 01:36:46,975
Here we go.
1199
01:36:47,197 --> 01:36:50,059
Come out, come out, wherever you are.
1200
01:37:17,744 --> 01:37:20,960
How exquisitely stupid is that?
1201
01:38:04,647 --> 01:38:07,180
We gonna get you today, motherfucker.
1202
01:38:21,582 --> 01:38:23,399
Where is the feed
for Holst’s camera?
1203
01:38:23,440 --> 01:38:24,812
Over.
1204
01:38:25,029 --> 01:38:26,530
Couldn’t figure it out. Over.
1205
01:38:27,053 --> 01:38:30,134
What you mean,
you couldn’t figure it out? Over.
1206
01:38:30,841 --> 01:38:33,178
Holst is shooting
on a film camera,
1207
01:38:33,244 --> 01:38:36,553
and all of our cameras
are digital, so it’s a whole thing.
1208
01:38:36,653 --> 01:38:37,930
Over.
1209
01:38:38,045 --> 01:38:40,976
Basically, you forgot about it. Over.
1210
01:38:41,451 --> 01:38:42,753
Yeah, well,
I had my hands full
1211
01:38:42,803 --> 01:38:45,103
rigging 50 fucking sky dancers
to dead people’s car batteries
1212
01:38:45,196 --> 01:38:47,763
all connected to one control panel.
So, yeah, fucking over.
1213
01:38:47,863 --> 01:38:49,430
Sorry. I’m scared.
1214
01:38:49,784 --> 01:38:51,389
Man down.
1215
01:38:51,430 --> 01:38:53,543
Man down? What? Where?
1216
01:38:53,630 --> 01:38:56,166
Last dancer, deep in the gulch.
1217
01:38:56,301 --> 01:38:58,940
Stay on it, Em. I’m staying up.
1218
01:39:01,310 --> 01:39:02,940
Motherfucker.
1219
01:39:12,193 --> 01:39:13,620
Oh, wait, wait.
1220
01:39:13,954 --> 01:39:15,410
Oh, it’s back up.
1221
01:39:15,787 --> 01:39:17,410
Could be a faulty battery.
1222
01:39:18,926 --> 01:39:21,080
All right. Shot’s up, then.
1223
01:39:24,003 --> 01:39:25,865
Nah, he’s poking.
1224
01:39:35,525 --> 01:39:37,585
Who’s this asshole?
1225
01:39:39,152 --> 01:39:41,060
Man in black
on a white motorcycle.
1226
01:39:41,767 --> 01:39:43,810
No, no, no, no.
Shit.
1227
01:39:47,610 --> 01:39:49,473
Can I help you?
1228
01:39:58,367 --> 01:40:00,244
You see that cloud?
1229
01:40:01,771 --> 01:40:03,620
Hey, man, who you with?
1230
01:40:04,815 --> 01:40:06,232
Oh, I’m sorry.
1231
01:40:06,545 --> 01:40:07,833
Who are you?
1232
01:40:08,294 --> 01:40:09,620
Nobody.
1233
01:40:10,630 --> 01:40:13,010
You don’t look like
a nobody to me.
1234
01:40:13,452 --> 01:40:15,574
Yeah, look,
we doing a camera test
1235
01:40:15,727 --> 01:40:18,653
for a Verizon commercial, so now
I’m-a need you to clear the road.
1236
01:40:18,733 --> 01:40:21,952
This whole valley
comes up as blurry on Google Maps.
1237
01:40:22,238 --> 01:40:24,229
You’re really tucked away
back here.
1238
01:40:26,158 --> 01:40:27,955
Jupiter’s Claim?
1239
01:40:28,425 --> 01:40:31,379
- Quicker if you go the other way around.
- Yeah.
1240
01:40:32,193 --> 01:40:33,778
Actually,
1241
01:40:34,966 --> 01:40:37,817
what did happen with Jupe Park
and all those people?
1242
01:40:37,916 --> 01:40:39,573
He was basically
your neighbor, right?
1243
01:40:39,673 --> 01:40:41,253
So, what, they vanished?
1244
01:40:41,327 --> 01:40:43,402
You don’t believe
the flood narrative, do you?
1245
01:40:43,481 --> 01:40:44,703
Fuck, guys.
1246
01:40:44,975 --> 01:40:46,210
It’s TMZ.
1247
01:40:47,243 --> 01:40:48,460
Oh, fuck me.
1248
01:40:49,880 --> 01:40:51,670
Hey, guys.
Jean Jacket
1249
01:40:52,129 --> 01:40:54,224
is definitely in those clouds,
1250
01:40:54,311 --> 01:40:56,970
and he’s definitely
coming this way.
1251
01:40:57,350 --> 01:40:59,552
What’s the matter?
Don’t you want to be on TV?
1252
01:40:59,625 --> 01:41:01,019
Man, I’m trying to tell you.
1253
01:41:02,292 --> 01:41:03,680
You don’t want
to go that way.
1254
01:41:04,476 --> 01:41:05,565
Fuck it.
1255
01:41:05,645 --> 01:41:07,663
Your loss, nobody.
1256
01:41:18,072 --> 01:41:19,869
We still rolling? Over.
1257
01:41:19,910 --> 01:41:21,990
Goddamn right we are.
1258
01:41:28,541 --> 01:41:30,696
Fellas, here it comes. Over.
1259
01:41:31,236 --> 01:41:32,669
Pop quiz, guys.
1260
01:41:32,710 --> 01:41:35,191
What happens
when an electric bike
1261
01:41:35,277 --> 01:41:38,574
going 60 miles per hour
hits an anti-electric field
1262
01:41:38,661 --> 01:41:40,727
going in the opposite direction?
1263
01:41:50,020 --> 01:41:50,900
Shit.
1264
01:41:51,690 --> 01:41:53,015
Fuck.
1265
01:41:53,221 --> 01:41:54,860
Shit. We’re all
gonna go to jail.
1266
01:41:59,113 --> 01:42:01,900
Oh, fuck. There’s no way
that that guy’s alive.
1267
01:42:04,410 --> 01:42:05,950
Ah, shit.
1268
01:42:08,583 --> 01:42:09,929
Goddamn.
1269
01:42:10,010 --> 01:42:11,727
I told his ass not to go.
1270
01:42:11,822 --> 01:42:13,987
I told him not to go.
1271
01:42:17,321 --> 01:42:19,058
Hey, OJ, what’s...
1272
01:42:19,292 --> 01:42:21,469
Where the fuck are you going?
1273
01:42:21,510 --> 01:42:23,470
The fuck is he doing?
1274
01:42:25,402 --> 01:42:27,019
I’m going dark. Over.
1275
01:42:27,060 --> 01:42:30,055
Okay. No, OJ, no. No!
1276
01:42:30,155 --> 01:42:32,748
No self-respecting--
1277
01:42:51,822 --> 01:42:53,858
Hey, hey, hey.
Easy, easy, easy.
1278
01:42:54,725 --> 01:42:57,997
- Did you get that on camera?
- Look at me. Look at me.
1279
01:42:58,197 --> 01:43:00,590
- What happened?
- Listen, we got to get you out of here.
1280
01:43:01,579 --> 01:43:03,600
- Eyes on me.
- Where’s my camera?
1281
01:43:04,252 --> 01:43:07,486
- Hey! Hey!
- I need my camera. Do you see it?
1282
01:43:12,112 --> 01:43:13,872
Okay. Angel?
1283
01:43:13,971 --> 01:43:16,910
- What?
- Angel, come on. We got to reload.
1284
01:43:18,033 --> 01:43:19,633
Shit.
1285
01:43:29,112 --> 01:43:30,516
Wait.
1286
01:43:31,330 --> 01:43:32,870
Where’s your phone?
1287
01:43:33,872 --> 01:43:36,089
Why aren’t you filming this?
1288
01:43:36,130 --> 01:43:37,598
What?
1289
01:43:38,000 --> 01:43:40,130
Angel, what’s happening?
1290
01:43:44,803 --> 01:43:45,679
Okay,
1291
01:43:45,720 --> 01:43:49,887
OJ, if you die trying to save that guy,
I’ll kill you.
1292
01:43:50,253 --> 01:43:51,099
No.
1293
01:43:51,200 --> 01:43:54,019
- No, no, please. Please, no.
- We’re gonna get you out. Shut your eye.
1294
01:43:54,060 --> 01:43:56,110
- Shut your eye.
- Not before you take a picture.
1295
01:43:56,779 --> 01:43:57,940
Take a picture first!
1296
01:44:00,432 --> 01:44:02,200
Camera reloads.
1297
01:44:03,990 --> 01:44:06,240
- You can use my camera.
- No. There’s not enough time.
1298
01:44:09,586 --> 01:44:11,450
It’s here.
1299
01:44:16,830 --> 01:44:18,800
Be Scorpion King.
1300
01:44:19,213 --> 01:44:21,010
Make a name for yourself.
1301
01:44:22,558 --> 01:44:23,680
What is that?
1302
01:44:24,458 --> 01:44:26,031
My bad, man.
1303
01:44:26,438 --> 01:44:28,429
Hey. Oh, my God.
1304
01:44:29,310 --> 01:44:31,588
My camera! I need my camera!
1305
01:44:31,859 --> 01:44:33,848
Oh, my God! Fuck!
1306
01:44:38,980 --> 01:44:40,190
Give me the lid.
1307
01:44:40,941 --> 01:44:42,859
Come on. All right.
1308
01:44:42,900 --> 01:44:45,826
Oh, God!
1309
01:44:46,180 --> 01:44:47,449
Oh, fuck!
1310
01:44:47,490 --> 01:44:48,774
Shit! Fuck!
1311
01:44:48,874 --> 01:44:50,909
Hey, hey! Is everybody okay?
1312
01:44:50,950 --> 01:44:52,882
For the love of fuck,
talk to me, please!
1313
01:44:52,982 --> 01:44:54,628
OJ.
1314
01:45:05,559 --> 01:45:07,390
OJ. OJ!
1315
01:45:07,818 --> 01:45:10,459
You stupid-ass motherfucker,
you better answer me.
1316
01:45:12,596 --> 01:45:13,826
Are you okay?!
1317
01:45:13,931 --> 01:45:16,704
Are you good? Over.
1318
01:45:24,485 --> 01:45:26,990
Oh, God! Oh, God!
1319
01:45:27,126 --> 01:45:29,921
Oh, God!
1320
01:45:30,090 --> 01:45:32,151
Oh, God.
1321
01:45:32,536 --> 01:45:34,683
Oh, God!
1322
01:45:55,423 --> 01:45:57,843
Holy shit, I think it’s taking the dancers.
1323
01:45:57,966 --> 01:45:59,650
Are you getting this?
1324
01:46:07,873 --> 01:46:09,633
Guys, OJ’s hooded up.
1325
01:46:09,726 --> 01:46:12,199
He’s doing the run.
OJ’s doing the run!
1326
01:46:13,152 --> 01:46:14,040
Oh, God.
1327
01:46:14,534 --> 01:46:15,986
Hey, it’s gone.
1328
01:46:16,113 --> 01:46:18,619
I can’t see it anymore, guys.
1329
01:46:53,450 --> 01:46:55,120
Get it. Get it!
1330
01:47:10,555 --> 01:47:11,469
No.
1331
01:47:11,510 --> 01:47:12,927
Fuck.
1332
01:47:27,150 --> 01:47:28,740
Go! Go!
1333
01:47:32,306 --> 01:47:34,530
Lucky, go. Go, go, go, go, go!
1334
01:47:47,692 --> 01:47:50,066
Holy shit!
1335
01:47:50,553 --> 01:47:52,426
Yeah!
1336
01:47:53,706 --> 01:47:55,171
Let’s go!
1337
01:47:55,334 --> 01:47:57,259
Yeah, he didn’t like that,
did he?
1338
01:47:57,300 --> 01:47:59,548
OJ, you’re a motherfucking genius.
1339
01:47:59,759 --> 01:48:01,232
We got it.
1340
01:48:01,333 --> 01:48:03,205
We got it. It’s over.
1341
01:48:03,319 --> 01:48:04,770
It’s over.
We got it, y’all!
1342
01:48:05,390 --> 01:48:08,440
The feed started going in and out
when... when that guy got got.
1343
01:48:08,914 --> 01:48:11,076
But we should be covered
with the film camera.
1344
01:48:11,192 --> 01:48:12,836
Right, Holst?
1345
01:48:21,829 --> 01:48:23,210
The light.
1346
01:48:26,420 --> 01:48:28,219
The light, it’s...
1347
01:48:30,099 --> 01:48:32,168
gonna be magic soon.
1348
01:48:38,185 --> 01:48:39,991
What you mean, Ant?
1349
01:48:46,437 --> 01:48:47,560
No, no.
Where you going?
1350
01:48:50,483 --> 01:48:52,518
It’s gonna be all right, Angel.
1351
01:48:53,320 --> 01:48:55,694
We don’t deserve the impossible.
1352
01:49:03,510 --> 01:49:07,557
Hey, guys.
Holst just said some creepy, cryptic shit.
1353
01:49:07,642 --> 01:49:11,210
Took his camera.
He’s heading up the mountain. Over.
1354
01:49:13,339 --> 01:49:14,757
Hey, Holst.
1355
01:49:15,706 --> 01:49:18,029
Holst. Wait. Hold on, man.
Talk to me.
1356
01:49:18,220 --> 01:49:21,496
What happened?
Did you get the shot or didn’t you? Over.
1357
01:49:24,433 --> 01:49:25,699
This nigga.
1358
01:49:26,865 --> 01:49:28,185
Fuck.
1359
01:49:28,905 --> 01:49:30,900
This is crazy, right?
1360
01:49:46,952 --> 01:49:48,652
Come on, come on, come on.
1361
01:49:50,690 --> 01:49:52,186
Fuck.
1362
01:50:16,151 --> 01:50:17,531
No, man.
1363
01:50:20,656 --> 01:50:21,780
The fuck?
1364
01:50:27,453 --> 01:50:28,882
Holst.
1365
01:50:55,596 --> 01:50:56,780
Oh, shit.
1366
01:51:12,422 --> 01:51:13,340
Fuck!
1367
01:51:28,615 --> 01:51:30,082
Oh, God.
1368
01:51:30,245 --> 01:51:31,709
No.
1369
01:51:33,312 --> 01:51:34,886
Oh, shit.
1370
01:51:35,300 --> 01:51:36,623
Fuck.
1371
01:51:38,609 --> 01:51:40,194
What?
1372
01:51:55,535 --> 01:51:56,671
Fuck.
1373
01:52:00,981 --> 01:52:02,213
Okay.
1374
01:52:03,514 --> 01:52:04,863
Fuck!
1375
01:52:11,610 --> 01:52:12,904
Oh, shit!
1376
01:52:15,520 --> 01:52:17,599
Oh, no!
1377
01:52:32,040 --> 01:52:33,513
Don’t look. Don’t look.
1378
01:52:33,613 --> 01:52:37,345
Don’t look. Don’t look. Don’t look.
1379
01:52:37,386 --> 01:52:38,899
Don’t look. Don’t look.
1380
01:52:39,005 --> 01:52:40,824
Don’t look. Don’t look. Don’t look.
1381
01:52:56,278 --> 01:52:58,149
Get the bike!
1382
01:52:58,190 --> 01:52:59,811
Get out of here!
1383
01:53:11,104 --> 01:53:12,873
Oh, my God.
1384
01:53:13,164 --> 01:53:15,329
You’re dead! Dead!
1385
01:53:19,440 --> 01:53:21,589
Shit, shit, shit, shit.
Look down.
1386
01:53:51,170 --> 01:53:52,566
Hey.
1387
01:54:07,446 --> 01:54:08,986
Come on.
1388
01:54:14,111 --> 01:54:15,556
No.
1389
01:54:33,268 --> 01:54:34,889
Oh, fuck.
1390
01:54:35,423 --> 01:54:37,369
Fuck. Fuck.
1391
01:55:11,355 --> 01:55:12,819
No!
1392
01:55:17,969 --> 01:55:19,811
Just leave, OJ.
1393
01:55:19,917 --> 01:55:21,829
Forget it! Come on!
1394
01:55:23,489 --> 01:55:24,709
Come on!
1395
01:56:44,575 --> 01:56:46,167
Come on!
1396
01:58:40,554 --> 01:58:42,243
It’s gonna fuck you up.
1397
01:58:43,209 --> 01:58:45,256
It’s gonna fuck you up.
1398
01:59:20,718 --> 01:59:23,365
Come on. Come on, come on!
1399
01:59:29,855 --> 01:59:30,959
What the...
1400
01:59:57,719 --> 01:59:59,899
Come on. Come on!
1401
01:59:59,940 --> 02:00:02,085
I’m gonna get you, you motherfucker.
1402
02:00:20,505 --> 02:00:22,719
I’m-a take you to Oprah.
I’m-a take you to Oprah.
1403
02:00:23,844 --> 02:00:25,971
Let’s go to Oprah.
1404
02:01:32,449 --> 02:01:33,689
Yes!
1405
02:01:34,389 --> 02:01:36,086
Yes!
1406
02:01:36,362 --> 02:01:39,064
Nobody fucks with Haywood, bitch!
1407
02:01:39,217 --> 02:01:40,837
Nobody!
1408
02:01:40,991 --> 02:01:42,549
You hear me?!
1409
02:01:54,177 --> 02:01:57,108
Cowboys and cowgirls,
1410
02:01:57,244 --> 02:01:59,344
it’s time to ride off into the sunset.
1411
02:01:59,479 --> 02:02:02,286
That’s right. Happy trails.
1412
02:02:02,366 --> 02:02:03,828
It’s closing time.
1413
02:02:03,942 --> 02:02:06,861
You don’t have to go home,
but you can’t stay here.
1414
02:02:06,994 --> 02:02:08,500
Come back again.
1415
02:02:08,620 --> 02:02:11,666
Until then, we wish you well.
1416
02:02:11,927 --> 02:02:14,830
Hasta la vista. Adios.
1417
02:02:15,699 --> 02:02:18,038
Yeah, get a shot of her. Zoom in.
1418
02:02:29,600 --> 02:02:30,629
We’re ready.
1419
02:02:30,749 --> 02:02:32,620
We’re set up, ready to go.
1420
02:02:36,590 --> 02:02:38,501
Folks, this is Wally Pachenko
1421
02:02:38,621 --> 02:02:40,389
reporting live from Agua Dulce
1422
02:02:40,516 --> 02:02:42,709
just outside of Jupiter’s Claim,
1423
02:02:42,836 --> 02:02:45,004
where just seconds ago
1424
02:02:45,117 --> 02:02:47,963
an inexplicable occurrence,
just in the distance...
1425
02:02:48,098 --> 02:02:50,636
You can probably hear
the shock in my voice.
1426
02:02:50,771 --> 02:02:53,537
There are still some fragments,
floating in the air
1427
02:02:53,673 --> 02:02:57,774
where some unidentified object
1428
02:02:57,909 --> 02:03:00,109
just drifted off into space and exploded.
1429
02:03:00,244 --> 02:03:02,714
You can see some fragments
still falling from the sky.
1430
02:03:02,849 --> 02:03:04,841
we will have some amazing...