1 00:00:02,970 --> 00:00:05,170 - And of course I set it to Icelandic time because we share 2 00:00:05,310 --> 00:00:07,280 a love of the aurora borealis, Gordy. 3 00:00:07,410 --> 00:00:10,440 And you have no idea how to tell time. 4 00:00:10,580 --> 00:00:12,850 -- Great gift, Dad. 5 00:00:12,980 --> 00:00:14,680 Way to think things through. 6 00:00:14,810 --> 00:00:16,350 Somehow, you'd think that a man 7 00:00:16,490 --> 00:00:18,450 who can send a rocket into space would be able 8 00:00:18,590 --> 00:00:21,190 to manage a halfway decent birthday present. 9 00:00:21,320 --> 00:00:23,420 -Nope. 10 00:00:23,560 --> 00:00:26,130 - You know, Gordy, all things considered, 11 00:00:26,260 --> 00:00:28,360 maybe my gift isn't so bad after all. 12 00:00:30,430 --> 00:00:32,830 Hey, Gordy. Surprise! 13 00:00:32,960 --> 00:00:35,330 Wow! Now, there's a gift. 14 00:00:37,070 --> 00:00:38,500 Here you go, Gordy. 15 00:00:38,640 --> 00:00:41,010 Happy birthday. 16 00:00:41,140 --> 00:00:43,470 Oh, beautiful, Haley. 17 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:01,610 Good morning on what is 18 00:02:01,750 --> 00:02:03,020 sure to be a windy one. 19 00:02:03,160 --> 00:02:04,790 We have a high wind warning 20 00:02:04,920 --> 00:02:07,400 for the L.A. County coast and valleys 21 00:02:07,530 --> 00:02:10,800 with some clouds sure to come in around 00 a.m. 22 00:02:10,930 --> 00:02:14,230 And even though the high gust warning will, expire 23 00:02:14,360 --> 00:02:16,770 mid to late morning, you'll still want to keep... 24 00:02:16,900 --> 00:02:19,070 The searchm for a group of missing hikers 25 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:22,610 is set to resume this morning just outside Agua Dulce. 26 00:02:22,740 --> 00:02:24,740 The tour group went out two days ago 27 00:02:24,880 --> 00:02:26,740 and on the Pacific Crest Trail 28 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:29,220 but didn't come back as expected that night. 29 00:02:29,350 --> 00:02:31,050 Crews started searching yesterday morning... 30 00:02:31,180 --> 00:02:33,220 And traffic is already backed up 31 00:02:33,360 --> 00:02:36,290 due to an accident on the southbound 101. 32 00:02:36,420 --> 00:02:38,990 It is 44 with Bo and Ives. 33 00:02:49,730 --> 00:02:51,460 Bang. 34 00:02:58,280 --> 00:02:59,680 Bang. 35 00:03:01,080 --> 00:03:02,010 Bang. 36 00:03:03,150 --> 00:03:04,610 Come on. 37 00:03:06,990 --> 00:03:08,350 Down, down. 38 00:03:08,490 --> 00:03:09,860 Down, down, down. 39 00:03:09,990 --> 00:03:12,320 Bang! Yes, a good boy. 40 00:03:12,460 --> 00:03:14,130 Up. Up, up. 41 00:03:14,260 --> 00:03:16,290 Okay, up. Up, up. 42 00:03:17,290 --> 00:03:19,660 Got to keep our heads up out the clouds on this one. 43 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:21,590 I know. 44 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:30,600 Now, we land this... 45 00:03:30,740 --> 00:03:33,050 Yeah. Like Six Guns. 46 00:03:33,180 --> 00:03:35,510 I mean, we really put on a show, 47 00:03:35,640 --> 00:03:39,350 well, you know they're gonna bring us back for the sequel. 48 00:03:41,290 --> 00:03:44,860 Well, we sure as hell ain't got to sell no more horses. 49 00:03:44,990 --> 00:03:47,150 So just execute. 50 00:03:48,760 --> 00:03:51,300 And we ain't got no more problems. Mm. 51 00:03:55,040 --> 00:03:56,500 You good? 52 00:03:58,470 --> 00:03:59,940 You good? 53 00:04:02,610 --> 00:04:03,980 Where your sister? 54 00:04:04,110 --> 00:04:06,150 What's that about? 55 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:08,850 -She's supposed to be here. -Yeah. 56 00:04:30,500 --> 00:04:32,030 Goddamn it. 57 00:04:33,300 --> 00:04:35,770 Thought I told you to fix the damn walker. 58 00:04:43,050 --> 00:04:44,950 You hear that? 59 00:05:07,870 --> 00:05:09,540 Pops. 60 00:05:32,190 --> 00:05:33,830 - Come on, come on. Pop. - Firefly. 61 00:05:33,960 --> 00:05:35,670 - What else? What else? - Ghost. 62 00:05:37,370 --> 00:05:38,570 Beethoven. 63 00:05:40,030 --> 00:05:42,240 -Commodore. -Yeah. 64 00:05:42,370 --> 00:05:43,770 Virgil. 65 00:05:43,910 --> 00:05:45,310 You good. You good. 66 00:05:45,450 --> 00:05:46,970 - You good. You good. 67 00:05:47,110 --> 00:05:48,420 You good, man. You good. 68 00:05:48,550 --> 00:05:49,610 -Ghost. -You good. You good. You good. 69 00:05:49,750 --> 00:05:51,250 - Pops? - Lucky. 70 00:05:51,390 --> 00:05:53,450 - Pops. Pops. - Commodore. 71 00:05:53,580 --> 00:05:54,820 Pops! 72 00:08:15,020 --> 00:08:16,130 OJ. 73 00:08:16,260 --> 00:08:17,800 Oh. Hi, horsie. 74 00:08:17,940 --> 00:08:19,430 - Hey, hey, hey. Don't look him in the eyes, please. 75 00:08:20,930 --> 00:08:22,230 You ready to do the safety meeting? 76 00:08:22,360 --> 00:08:23,960 I'm gonna need like five... 77 00:08:24,100 --> 00:08:25,930 my team's almost here. 78 00:08:26,070 --> 00:08:27,310 Your team's not here. 79 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:29,010 - Okay. Hold. 80 00:08:29,140 --> 00:08:30,980 Sorry, I got the horse guy talking to me, too. 81 00:08:31,110 --> 00:08:33,010 - What's up? Copy. - Safety meeting at the... 82 00:08:33,150 --> 00:08:35,850 - Ladies and gentlemen, Ms. Bonnie Clayton on set. 83 00:08:35,980 --> 00:08:38,080 - Here she is, everybody. 84 00:08:38,220 --> 00:08:41,780 - Take a look at all of that. 85 00:08:43,550 --> 00:08:46,020 - Fynn, this is OJ, our horse trainer. 86 00:08:46,160 --> 00:08:47,850 You remember these guys from Flash Point. 87 00:08:47,990 --> 00:08:49,290 Yeah. Hi. 88 00:08:50,600 --> 00:08:53,020 Your name is OJ? 89 00:08:53,160 --> 00:08:54,940 Yeah, Otis Junior. 90 00:08:59,100 --> 00:09:01,840 Where's the o-- the other guy? 91 00:09:01,980 --> 00:09:04,000 - The-the-the senior guy? - Dude, he died. 92 00:09:04,140 --> 00:09:05,680 About six months ago. 93 00:09:05,820 --> 00:09:07,810 A bunch of random shit fell out of a plane. 94 00:09:07,950 --> 00:09:09,780 So I guess we're stuck with Junior over here. 95 00:09:09,910 --> 00:09:11,810 - No. - Yeah. 96 00:09:13,450 --> 00:09:15,550 Fuck. Great. 97 00:09:15,690 --> 00:09:18,350 Ant, how we looking? 98 00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:22,390 Yeah, good, if we're selling a horse's ass. 99 00:09:22,530 --> 00:09:24,960 That's.. 100 00:09:25,100 --> 00:09:26,960 legendary cinematographer Antlers Holst over here... 101 00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:28,400 Let's go ahead and spin the horse. 102 00:09:28,540 --> 00:09:30,170 But you had said "hold," so... 103 00:09:30,300 --> 00:09:32,010 - And now I'm saying "spin." Let's go. 104 00:09:32,140 --> 00:09:35,070 - Great. And while that's spinning, can we get makeup? 105 00:09:35,210 --> 00:09:38,080 - Get makeup for Ms. Bonnie Clayton, please. 106 00:09:38,210 --> 00:09:39,470 Hold on. 107 00:09:39,610 --> 00:09:41,380 Can you step away from the back, please? 108 00:09:41,510 --> 00:09:42,680 They told me to come here. 109 00:09:42,820 --> 00:09:44,550 Good call, OJ. Um, tell you what, 110 00:09:44,690 --> 00:09:46,550 let's do a quick safety meeting. 111 00:09:46,690 --> 00:09:49,490 Guys, this is OJ, our horse trainer. 112 00:09:49,620 --> 00:09:51,750 Take it away. 113 00:09:51,890 --> 00:09:54,530 Kill the music, please. 114 00:10:05,670 --> 00:10:08,740 My name is OJ. Uh... 115 00:10:08,880 --> 00:10:11,240 I think my sister's gonna be here in a minute. 116 00:10:11,380 --> 00:10:13,610 - Little louder, please. We cannot hear you in the back. 117 00:10:13,740 --> 00:10:16,040 I said we are animal wranglers 118 00:10:16,180 --> 00:10:18,050 with Haywood Hollywood Horses. 119 00:10:18,190 --> 00:10:22,850 And... did you know the very first, assem... 120 00:10:22,990 --> 00:10:24,050 Hey, yo! 121 00:10:24,190 --> 00:10:25,860 Excuse me. Sorry. 122 00:10:25,990 --> 00:10:27,890 I'm so sorry about that. Let me do that. 123 00:10:28,020 --> 00:10:29,250 Sorry, brother. 124 00:10:29,390 --> 00:10:31,060 - Safety meeting. - Yeah. 125 00:10:33,540 --> 00:10:35,370 Hello! How y'all doing? 126 00:10:35,500 --> 00:10:36,930 Sorry for the tardiness. 127 00:10:37,070 --> 00:10:38,900 My name is Emerald, that's OJ, 128 00:10:39,040 --> 00:10:40,770 and we are your animal wranglers today 129 00:10:40,910 --> 00:10:42,570 with Haywood Hollywood Horses. 130 00:10:42,700 --> 00:10:45,040 Now, did you know that the very first 131 00:10:45,180 --> 00:10:46,970 assembly of photographs in sequential order 132 00:10:47,110 --> 00:10:48,710 to create a motion picture 133 00:10:48,840 --> 00:10:51,050 was a two-second clip of a Black man on a horse? 134 00:10:51,180 --> 00:10:52,920 Yes, it was. Yes, it was. Look it up. 135 00:10:53,060 --> 00:10:55,250 Now, I know you guys know Eadweard Muybridge, 136 00:10:55,380 --> 00:10:56,960 the grandfather of motion pictures 137 00:10:57,090 --> 00:10:58,930 who took the pictures that created that clip, 138 00:10:59,060 --> 00:11:00,990 but does anybody know the name of the Black jockey 139 00:11:01,120 --> 00:11:02,560 that rode the horse? 140 00:11:05,740 --> 00:11:08,460 Nope? I mean, the very first stuntman, 141 00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:11,140 animal wrangler and movie star all rolled into one, 142 00:11:11,270 --> 00:11:13,230 and there is literally no record of him. 143 00:11:13,370 --> 00:11:16,010 That man was a Bahamian jockey 144 00:11:16,140 --> 00:11:18,410 that went by the name of Alistair E. Haywood. 145 00:11:18,540 --> 00:11:21,640 And he is my great-great-grandfather. 146 00:11:21,780 --> 00:11:24,080 - Great. - There's another "great" grandfather. 147 00:11:24,220 --> 00:11:26,020 That's why back at the Haywood Ranch, 148 00:11:26,150 --> 00:11:28,320 as the only Black-owned horse trainers in Hollywood, 149 00:11:28,460 --> 00:11:31,460 we like to say, "Since the moment pictures could move, 150 00:11:31,590 --> 00:11:33,460 we had skin in the game." 151 00:11:35,890 --> 00:11:38,190 All right, let's get into some, safety precautions 152 00:11:38,330 --> 00:11:39,970 while we're on set, shall we? 153 00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:42,130 Number one, please refrain from making any loud noises, 154 00:11:42,270 --> 00:11:43,800 sudden movements, and keep your cell phones off. 155 00:11:43,940 --> 00:11:45,440 We'd really appreciate that. 156 00:11:45,570 --> 00:11:47,270 Two, if you see anything that looks or feels unsafe, 157 00:11:47,410 --> 00:11:49,940 contact me, OJ or your second in chain of command. 158 00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:52,610 And three, let's have a great shoot! 159 00:11:52,740 --> 00:11:54,610 ...and I'm Emerald Haywood. 160 00:11:54,750 --> 00:11:56,280 I direct, write, produce, act. 161 00:11:56,410 --> 00:11:58,110 I do a little... 162 00:11:58,250 --> 00:11:59,480 ...motorcycles, baby. 163 00:11:59,610 --> 00:12:00,820 Look, I-I make a mean grilled cheese 164 00:12:00,950 --> 00:12:02,120 if you're looking for crafty. 165 00:12:02,250 --> 00:12:04,830 -Just-just holler at me. 166 00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:08,990 Okay, that was great. 167 00:12:09,130 --> 00:12:10,400 That was... that was a lot. 168 00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:12,160 ...let's do a rehearsal. 169 00:12:12,300 --> 00:12:14,290 - Yeah? Rehearsal? - Rehearsing, we should. 170 00:12:14,430 --> 00:12:16,040 We should do one. Rehearsing. 171 00:12:16,170 --> 00:12:17,900 I think... I think he might need a break. 172 00:12:18,040 --> 00:12:19,170 Yeah, we'll rehearse one first, 173 00:12:19,300 --> 00:12:20,360 and then break, yeah? 174 00:12:20,500 --> 00:12:21,840 Well, I'm ready to do one. 175 00:12:21,980 --> 00:12:23,240 - OJ, she's... she's ready to do one. 176 00:12:23,370 --> 00:12:24,870 Tell the horse we're ready to do one. 177 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:27,580 VFX, can we get the ball in here while we have a sec? 178 00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:29,910 - Em. - VFX and, OJ, 179 00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:31,140 you can... you can step off. 180 00:12:31,280 --> 00:12:32,380 Step out. Step off. 181 00:12:32,510 --> 00:12:33,550 - Yeah, yeah. - step out. 182 00:12:34,950 --> 00:12:36,150 What's the horse's name? 183 00:12:36,290 --> 00:12:37,720 - Lucky. - Lucky. 184 00:12:38,790 --> 00:12:40,490 - Is he? - VFX! 185 00:12:40,630 --> 00:12:42,000 Yeah. Em? 186 00:12:42,130 --> 00:12:43,820 - OJ, let's step off. - You calling me? 187 00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:45,160 - I'm trying to work. 188 00:12:45,300 --> 00:12:47,020 - What'd I tell you about that, man? 189 00:12:47,160 --> 00:12:48,700 - Hey, man, if she can't get near the back of the horse, 190 00:12:48,830 --> 00:12:50,200 - what are we doing here? 191 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:52,670 - Medic. 192 00:12:54,170 --> 00:12:55,410 -Are you okay? 193 00:13:08,650 --> 00:13:10,390 - Look, maybe it's just too soon? 194 00:13:10,520 --> 00:13:12,020 Yeah, it's not the gig. Not ready yet. 195 00:13:12,150 --> 00:13:13,890 Right? 196 00:13:14,030 --> 00:13:15,590 - We need it, man. - No, I know. 197 00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:17,590 Your dad left an enormous hole. I know that. 198 00:13:17,730 --> 00:13:19,700 But don't worry, there'll be others. 199 00:13:19,830 --> 00:13:21,370 All right? I'm sorry. 200 00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:22,730 - And... - Sorry. 201 00:13:22,870 --> 00:13:24,260 Just, you tell her sorry. 202 00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:25,930 Thank you for the opportunity. 203 00:13:26,070 --> 00:13:27,270 Come on, now. 204 00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:28,740 Oh, where's VFX? 205 00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:30,940 Oh, all right. You got it. 206 00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:33,110 - Sorry, that was... 207 00:13:34,410 --> 00:13:36,110 So, where am I dropping you? 208 00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:39,110 - I'm a go up with you. 209 00:13:39,250 --> 00:13:41,220 I need to get some shit. 210 00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:44,120 My little girl said, you know, I could crash at her place, 211 00:13:44,260 --> 00:13:45,890 so I'll be gone in the morning. 212 00:13:46,030 --> 00:13:48,760 So I'm gonna drive you back tomorrow? 213 00:13:48,890 --> 00:13:50,760 I can find a ride. 214 00:13:50,890 --> 00:13:53,800 But, I mean, like, can I get fun OJ out this bitch? 215 00:13:53,930 --> 00:13:55,790 'Cause this wack-ass OJ 216 00:13:55,930 --> 00:13:58,500 is really making me feel like I'm not loved. 217 00:13:58,640 --> 00:14:01,070 Is that how you want your little sister to feel? 218 00:14:56,920 --> 00:14:58,900 What happened to Gold Rush? 219 00:14:59,030 --> 00:15:01,200 Gold Rush went bankrupt. 220 00:15:01,330 --> 00:15:04,040 It's been this for three years. 221 00:15:04,170 --> 00:15:05,740 - Damn. - Howdy, folks. 222 00:15:05,870 --> 00:15:08,040 Welcome to Jupiter's Claim. 223 00:15:09,380 --> 00:15:10,840 - Step on up for the wishing well. 224 00:15:10,980 --> 00:15:12,410 Get your Jupe Jangle. 225 00:15:12,540 --> 00:15:13,710 Go on, take a picture at the well. 226 00:15:16,190 --> 00:15:18,240 Cowboys and cowgirls, 227 00:15:18,380 --> 00:15:20,010 just a little heads-up. 228 00:15:20,150 --> 00:15:23,420 Join us Fridays at- 30 p.m. for the brand-spanking-new 229 00:15:23,550 --> 00:15:25,090 Jupiter's Claim Star Lasso Experience. 230 00:15:25,230 --> 00:15:26,520 - Come on over to the Sundae Saloon. 231 00:15:26,650 --> 00:15:29,190 Get your ice-cold sarsaparilla. 232 00:15:32,830 --> 00:15:35,060 - Look at this. I've never seen anything like it. 233 00:15:39,370 --> 00:15:40,840 - Oh, shi... - Come on. 234 00:15:40,980 --> 00:15:42,500 I'm sorry, y'all. I'm sorry. 235 00:15:42,640 --> 00:15:43,940 - Photo bomb. - You ruined it. 236 00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:45,440 -Yeah, my bad. -Gold, I tell you. 237 00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:47,910 They got gold up in here. 238 00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:50,280 Lucky. 239 00:15:50,410 --> 00:15:51,780 Hang tight. 240 00:15:51,920 --> 00:15:53,950 I'll be back. 241 00:15:54,090 --> 00:15:55,680 Let's go. 242 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:15,540 How many you sold? 243 00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:17,100 How many? 244 00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:18,980 Ten. 245 00:16:19,110 --> 00:16:20,650 You sold ten of Pops' horses? 246 00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:22,310 I'm gonna get 'em back. 247 00:16:22,450 --> 00:16:24,580 - Can you stay out here? - Why? 248 00:16:24,710 --> 00:16:26,420 I'm developing a business relationship, 249 00:16:26,550 --> 00:16:27,990 and you're a liability right now. 250 00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:29,280 How am I a liability? 251 00:16:29,420 --> 00:16:30,720 How are you a lia... 252 00:16:31,860 --> 00:16:34,160 Don't promote your fucking side shit on the job. 253 00:16:34,300 --> 00:16:36,320 - Oh, my God. - Actor, singer, dancer, 254 00:16:36,460 --> 00:16:38,430 seamstress, motorcycles. 255 00:16:38,570 --> 00:16:40,630 You want to promote something, promote this business. 256 00:16:40,770 --> 00:16:42,240 No, OJ. No. 257 00:16:42,370 --> 00:16:44,970 First of all, that's not my side shit. This is. 258 00:16:45,100 --> 00:16:48,110 And second of all, if anybody's a liability... 259 00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:50,370 - Fuck you. - No, fuck you. 260 00:16:51,300 --> 00:16:54,250 - Hi there. It's Amber again from Jupe's Claim. 261 00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:56,820 It does look like we were able to squeeze out, 262 00:16:56,950 --> 00:16:59,320 a couple of extra press passes 263 00:16:59,450 --> 00:17:02,820 for the upcoming friends and family preview. 264 00:17:04,290 --> 00:17:06,330 No apology necessary. 265 00:17:06,460 --> 00:17:08,760 This is in reference to the biggest, bestest, 266 00:17:08,890 --> 00:17:11,130 brand-new live show we have coming up here at the park, 267 00:17:11,270 --> 00:17:13,160 - which is sneaking up on us... - Come in. 268 00:17:13,290 --> 00:17:14,760 - If you'd like, I can go ahead and put you down... 269 00:17:14,890 --> 00:17:16,530 OJ. 270 00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:17,940 Thanks for coming up. 271 00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:19,770 How you doing? This is my sister Em. 272 00:17:19,910 --> 00:17:21,780 Hi there. 273 00:17:21,910 --> 00:17:25,340 So, uh... who'd you bring me? 274 00:17:25,470 --> 00:17:27,310 Lucky. 275 00:17:27,450 --> 00:17:29,310 He's my second-best horse, you know, uh... 276 00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:31,180 He lost focus. 277 00:17:31,310 --> 00:17:34,980 So, uh... I mean, I did, too, but I can't fire myself. 278 00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:37,690 - That's good. - Hold up. 279 00:17:37,830 --> 00:17:39,490 This you? 280 00:17:39,630 --> 00:17:42,130 You literally the Asian kid from Kid Sheriff? 281 00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:43,690 - No, it's okay. 282 00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:45,690 Yeah, I was... I was Lil' Jupe. 283 00:17:45,830 --> 00:17:47,700 Ah, dude, you were literally my favorite. 284 00:17:47,830 --> 00:17:49,330 You mind if I get a picture real quick? 285 00:17:49,470 --> 00:17:51,130 Hey, you mind if we talk? 286 00:17:51,270 --> 00:17:53,470 Yes. Of course. 287 00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:55,500 Please, browse away. 288 00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:57,570 Su casa es mi casa. 289 00:17:57,700 --> 00:17:59,640 Thank you. I sure will. 290 00:17:59,770 --> 00:18:02,180 so... 291 00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:04,180 same deal, yeah? Eleven-five? 292 00:18:04,310 --> 00:18:06,520 - Yeah. Thank you. - That's 3D. Yeah. 293 00:18:06,650 --> 00:18:08,920 Whatever happened to that Black boy? He was good. 294 00:18:09,050 --> 00:18:10,550 Stop, stop. 295 00:18:11,690 --> 00:18:13,360 - He was good. 296 00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:16,090 I actually wanted to, lay some groundwork, 297 00:18:16,230 --> 00:18:19,260 to a pathway of-of, buying some of them back. 298 00:18:19,390 --> 00:18:20,670 All right? 299 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,700 - Yeah. 300 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:24,400 Yeah. Totally. 301 00:18:27,010 --> 00:18:28,040 -Yeah. -Yeah? 302 00:18:28,180 --> 00:18:30,210 Actually, OJ, 303 00:18:30,350 --> 00:18:32,710 the offer I made your dad is still on the table. 304 00:18:34,380 --> 00:18:36,110 - Let me... Let... -Yo, wait a minute. 305 00:18:36,250 --> 00:18:39,250 So, that... 306 00:18:39,380 --> 00:18:41,750 OJ, have I shown you this? 307 00:18:41,890 --> 00:18:45,120 This is in reference to the Gordy's Home incident. 308 00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:49,460 Gordy's Home. Yeah, yeah. 309 00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:52,630 So, Gordy's Home is a short-lived but fabled sitcom 310 00:18:52,770 --> 00:18:55,300 I starred in in '96 after Kid Sheriff blew up. 311 00:18:55,440 --> 00:18:57,030 Yeah, my pops told me about this show. 312 00:18:57,160 --> 00:18:59,400 The-the monkey went crazy or some shit. 313 00:18:59,540 --> 00:19:03,040 You know, I usually charge a fee for this. 314 00:19:16,050 --> 00:19:17,720 - That's the first exploding fist bump. 315 00:19:17,850 --> 00:19:19,450 What? Really? 316 00:19:19,590 --> 00:19:21,150 Y'all came up with that? 317 00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:24,330 So, as I was saying, Gordy's Home began airing 318 00:19:24,470 --> 00:19:26,630 - in the fall of '96... 319 00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:28,840 ...and it was an immediate hit. 320 00:19:28,970 --> 00:19:30,660 ratings were huge. 321 00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:32,470 Pretty good reviews. 322 00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:34,400 Just really took off. 323 00:19:37,050 --> 00:19:40,070 Then, one day... 324 00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:43,010 ...we were shooting an episode 325 00:19:43,150 --> 00:19:46,280 in season two entitled, "Gordy's Birthday." 326 00:19:49,990 --> 00:19:53,320 One of the chimps that plays Gordy just... 327 00:19:53,460 --> 00:19:55,090 just hit his limit. 328 00:19:55,220 --> 00:19:59,630 And it was six minutes and 13 seconds of havoc. 329 00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:03,270 Network tried to bury hit, but it was a spectacle. 330 00:20:03,410 --> 00:20:05,430 People are just obsessed. 331 00:20:05,570 --> 00:20:06,770 You're kidding me. 332 00:20:06,900 --> 00:20:08,770 OJ, you said you heard about that? 333 00:20:08,910 --> 00:20:11,180 That's why they don't let you use chimps. 334 00:20:11,310 --> 00:20:13,510 That's part of the reason. 335 00:20:13,650 --> 00:20:16,510 There's a growing Gordy's Home fan base out there now. 336 00:20:16,650 --> 00:20:18,190 This Dutch couple paid me 50K 337 00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:19,850 to come in here and spend the night. 338 00:20:19,990 --> 00:20:21,650 I didn't ask. 339 00:20:21,780 --> 00:20:23,020 That's crazy. 340 00:20:26,690 --> 00:20:28,960 So, what happened really, man? 341 00:20:32,430 --> 00:20:34,700 You haven't seen the Bad Gordy sketch on SNL? 342 00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:37,170 I mean, they pretty much nailed it better than I could. 343 00:20:37,300 --> 00:20:39,670 No? 344 00:20:40,670 --> 00:20:42,070 Saturday Night Live? 345 00:20:42,210 --> 00:20:44,240 Darrell Hammond as Tom. 346 00:20:44,380 --> 00:20:46,870 Ana Gasteyer as Phyllis. 347 00:20:47,010 --> 00:20:50,080 Cheri Oteri as Mary Jo Elliot. 348 00:20:50,220 --> 00:20:52,420 Scott Wolf is the host. He's me. 349 00:20:52,550 --> 00:20:54,720 But, of course, the star of the sketch 350 00:20:54,850 --> 00:20:57,580 is Chris goddamn Kattan as Gordy, 351 00:20:57,720 --> 00:20:59,890 and he is... 352 00:21:00,030 --> 00:21:02,030 undeniable, okay? 353 00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:03,930 Bit goes like this. 354 00:21:04,060 --> 00:21:06,490 Everyone's trying to celebrate Gordy's birthday, 355 00:21:06,630 --> 00:21:11,200 but every time Gordy hears something about the jungle, 356 00:21:11,340 --> 00:21:14,700 Gordy - Kattan - goes off. 357 00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:17,840 And it's... it's Kattan. 358 00:21:17,970 --> 00:21:20,050 He's just crushing it. 359 00:21:20,180 --> 00:21:22,080 He is a force of nature. 360 00:21:22,220 --> 00:21:25,420 He is killing on that stage. 361 00:21:32,260 --> 00:21:34,550 Yeah. 362 00:21:34,690 --> 00:21:36,690 It's legendary. 363 00:21:36,820 --> 00:21:38,590 Legendary shit. 364 00:21:38,730 --> 00:21:41,060 Yeah. 365 00:21:41,190 --> 00:21:42,640 Yeah, I'm gonna have to go ahead, 366 00:21:42,770 --> 00:21:44,270 - look that one up on YouTube. 367 00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:45,730 Details, you know? 368 00:21:45,870 --> 00:21:47,300 Totally. 369 00:21:51,070 --> 00:21:53,070 I got some work I got to do. 370 00:21:54,110 --> 00:21:56,380 So we ain't gonna chill tonight, nothing? 371 00:21:56,520 --> 00:21:58,880 - You want to work? - Hell no. 372 00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:05,320 So, what was the offer? 373 00:22:05,460 --> 00:22:07,360 - Jupe? - Yeah. 374 00:22:08,530 --> 00:22:09,960 He offered to buy the ranch. 375 00:22:10,100 --> 00:22:11,460 Oh, really? 376 00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:13,430 That's interesting. How much? 377 00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:15,330 Why? 378 00:22:15,460 --> 00:22:19,030 'Cause... I'm trying to see how big of a dumbass you are. 379 00:22:20,410 --> 00:22:22,100 Big dumbass, probably. 380 00:22:37,830 --> 00:22:39,760 So I guess you don't want to see what's good 381 00:22:39,890 --> 00:22:41,460 with Dad liquor cabinet, then, huh?! 382 00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:50,830 I got that hobby weed, too, actually. 383 00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:54,310 That's all you had to say, then. 384 00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:55,770 -The hobby weed. 385 00:22:55,910 --> 00:22:57,510 That's all you had to say, just let me know. 386 00:22:57,650 --> 00:22:59,270 You should've dropped that at the top. 387 00:22:59,410 --> 00:23:01,110 "I got the hobby weed." You know I'm ready. 388 00:23:07,580 --> 00:23:10,150 Okay, your reflexes are still quick. Like, whoa. 389 00:23:10,280 --> 00:23:12,860 - I ain't mad at it. - I'm watching. 390 00:23:19,530 --> 00:23:20,890 Drink. 391 00:23:25,670 --> 00:23:27,800 Oh, shit. 392 00:23:27,940 --> 00:23:29,840 Remember Jean Jacket? 393 00:23:29,970 --> 00:23:32,400 - Yeah, good horse. 394 00:23:32,540 --> 00:23:35,550 - Supposed to be my first horse, actually. 395 00:23:35,690 --> 00:23:37,550 I was just talking to my therapist about this 396 00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:39,490 - not too long ago. - Therapist? 397 00:23:39,620 --> 00:23:43,190 Yes. I fuck one on occasion sometimes. 398 00:23:45,120 --> 00:23:48,350 I was telling her that, for my ninth birthday, 399 00:23:48,490 --> 00:23:51,160 I was supposed to get to train Jean Jacket. 400 00:23:51,290 --> 00:23:53,530 But then Pops got some Western, and... 401 00:23:53,670 --> 00:23:55,370 Jean Jacket wasn't mine no more. 402 00:23:55,500 --> 00:23:57,930 Classic Otis Senior. 403 00:23:58,060 --> 00:24:00,170 I distinctly remember... 404 00:24:01,910 --> 00:24:03,710 ...standing right here at this window, 405 00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:06,510 watching y'all train my horse. 406 00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:08,050 My horse. 407 00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:12,250 Pops never looked up at me. 408 00:24:17,360 --> 00:24:19,020 OJ, come on. 409 00:24:25,890 --> 00:24:28,400 But you did, nigga. 410 00:24:28,530 --> 00:24:30,400 Remember? 411 00:24:33,370 --> 00:24:35,900 It was Scorpion King, actually. 412 00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:37,740 It wasn't a Western. 413 00:24:38,780 --> 00:24:41,770 That was the first job Pops took me on. 414 00:24:41,910 --> 00:24:44,040 Wasn't much fun. 415 00:24:44,180 --> 00:24:46,720 Ended up using camels anyways, so... 416 00:24:49,260 --> 00:24:51,590 The point is... 417 00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:53,690 Yeah, fuck the point. 418 00:24:54,700 --> 00:24:56,760 Yo, that man was hardheaded as fuck. 419 00:24:56,890 --> 00:24:58,630 And so are you. 420 00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:00,060 That's it. 421 00:25:04,910 --> 00:25:07,000 But at the end of the day, you got to... 422 00:25:07,140 --> 00:25:09,610 you got to admit, man, Pops... 423 00:25:12,950 --> 00:25:15,310 Pops did something when he made this place. 424 00:25:16,950 --> 00:25:19,120 He changed the industry. 425 00:25:19,250 --> 00:25:21,220 That's real. 426 00:25:23,120 --> 00:25:25,090 I can't just let that go. 427 00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:29,420 Why is Ghost in the arena? 428 00:25:57,130 --> 00:25:58,860 What's good? 429 00:26:04,300 --> 00:26:05,830 Yeah. 430 00:26:33,150 --> 00:26:34,750 Turn it down! 431 00:26:34,890 --> 00:26:36,260 All right! 432 00:26:49,580 --> 00:26:51,670 Hey! 433 00:26:51,810 --> 00:26:53,510 Where he going? 434 00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:39,760 What if I... 435 00:27:42,060 --> 00:27:44,360 What if I told you... 436 00:27:46,290 --> 00:27:49,130 ...you'll leave here different? 437 00:27:52,570 --> 00:27:57,140 See, every Friday for the last six months... 438 00:27:58,750 --> 00:28:02,450 ...my family and I bore witness 439 00:28:02,580 --> 00:28:04,850 to an absolute 440 00:28:04,980 --> 00:28:06,750 spectacle. 441 00:29:14,450 --> 00:29:16,320 You see it? The power? 442 00:29:17,530 --> 00:29:19,390 Where's Ghost? 443 00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:23,620 - I don't know. - Hold on. 444 00:29:30,740 --> 00:29:32,900 Boom. Power went out. 445 00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:35,240 - See? - Rewind. 446 00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:42,210 Stop. 447 00:29:43,220 --> 00:29:45,280 Ghost talking about, "I ain't listening. 448 00:29:45,420 --> 00:29:48,050 I'm not trained. I do whatever the fuck I want." 449 00:29:49,210 --> 00:29:51,080 What? 450 00:29:51,220 --> 00:29:52,860 What'd you see? 451 00:30:01,500 --> 00:30:03,240 What's a bad miracle? 452 00:30:03,370 --> 00:30:05,330 Hmm? 453 00:30:06,740 --> 00:30:08,840 They got a word for that? 454 00:30:10,710 --> 00:30:12,380 Nope. 455 00:30:13,350 --> 00:30:16,210 They said it was a prop plane or something that killed Pops. 456 00:30:18,940 --> 00:30:21,090 That shit ain't never made sense to me. 457 00:30:21,220 --> 00:30:22,820 Then tonight, I heard Ghost make a sound 458 00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:24,320 I ain't never heard a horse make. 459 00:30:24,450 --> 00:30:26,520 What did you see? Hmm? 460 00:30:28,250 --> 00:30:29,890 It was big. 461 00:30:30,030 --> 00:30:31,900 - How big? - Big. 462 00:30:32,030 --> 00:30:34,460 -What'd it look like? - I don't know. 463 00:30:39,270 --> 00:30:41,040 It was fast. 464 00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:44,240 Too fast. 465 00:30:44,370 --> 00:30:46,340 Too quiet to be a plane. 466 00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:48,050 OJ. 467 00:30:48,990 --> 00:30:51,710 Are you saying what I think you're saying? 468 00:30:58,490 --> 00:31:00,030 I'm telling you, man, we don't need a lot. 469 00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:01,490 We just need enough to make our shit 470 00:31:01,620 --> 00:31:02,760 look different from what's out there. 471 00:31:02,900 --> 00:31:04,160 You get what I'm saying? Like... 472 00:31:04,300 --> 00:31:05,790 You know I ain't trying to run it up. 473 00:31:05,930 --> 00:31:08,630 I just was looking online, and I seen a lot of shit. 474 00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:10,200 You know I'm broke, right? 475 00:31:10,340 --> 00:31:12,700 - We'll use my money. 476 00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:14,340 Okay, shut up. Look. 477 00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:16,140 All right. 478 00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:18,110 There it is. Five to a hundred K. 479 00:31:18,250 --> 00:31:20,840 - Well, read it. - You read it, dyslexic ass. 480 00:31:20,970 --> 00:31:23,470 The point is a website like Cyber Dominion 481 00:31:23,610 --> 00:31:25,220 will pay five to a hundred K 482 00:31:25,350 --> 00:31:27,620 for photographic evidence of UFOs and shit. 483 00:31:27,750 --> 00:31:29,620 A hundred K? 484 00:31:29,750 --> 00:31:31,990 And that's just what I saw on the first go. 485 00:31:33,620 --> 00:31:35,900 Now that I'm thinking about it, fuck Cyber Dominion. 486 00:31:36,030 --> 00:31:38,030 This shit right here is a moment - our moment. 487 00:31:38,170 --> 00:31:40,030 We set it up, release it the right way, 488 00:31:40,170 --> 00:31:42,840 man, I'm talking rich and famous for life. 489 00:31:42,970 --> 00:31:44,530 How you doing? You look pretty. 490 00:31:44,670 --> 00:31:46,170 She look like she got a big house. 491 00:31:46,310 --> 00:31:47,840 - How? - How what? How we put it out? 492 00:31:47,980 --> 00:31:49,310 -Well, that's what I'm saying. 493 00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:51,130 We don't just go for the quick cash-in, okay? 494 00:31:51,270 --> 00:31:53,670 We-we go to the most credible platform to do the story. 495 00:31:53,810 --> 00:31:55,550 - What's that? Like Oprah? - Yeah. 496 00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:57,580 Like Oprah, for example. After that, everybody want in. 497 00:31:57,710 --> 00:31:58,850 Well, I'm saying there's plenty 498 00:31:58,990 --> 00:32:00,380 of videos of flying shit online. 499 00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:02,190 I saw one the other day. That wasn't on Oprah. 500 00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:03,890 Nigga, I didn't say Oprah. You said Oprah. 501 00:32:04,020 --> 00:32:05,650 You love Oprah. 502 00:32:05,790 --> 00:32:07,720 Look, all I'm saying is all that shit online is fake. 503 00:32:07,860 --> 00:32:10,090 Low quality. Ain't nobody gonna get what we gonna get. 504 00:32:10,230 --> 00:32:11,520 What we gonna get? 505 00:32:11,660 --> 00:32:12,930 - The shot. - What shot? 506 00:32:13,070 --> 00:32:14,870 The shot. The money shot. 507 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:17,240 Undeniable, singular, the... 508 00:32:17,370 --> 00:32:20,570 - The Oprah shot. - The Oprah shot? 509 00:32:20,710 --> 00:32:22,570 Excuse me. 510 00:32:22,700 --> 00:32:25,140 Hi. I can help you over here. 511 00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:29,840 Hi. 512 00:32:29,980 --> 00:32:31,610 - Thank you for shopping at Fry's. 513 00:32:31,750 --> 00:32:33,550 Did you guys find everything you're looking for today? 514 00:32:33,690 --> 00:32:35,620 Yes... Angel. 515 00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:38,290 Oh. Great. 516 00:32:38,420 --> 00:32:40,390 Actually, do you have a card with us? 517 00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:41,730 No, thank you. 518 00:32:41,860 --> 00:32:42,960 Would you like one? 519 00:32:43,100 --> 00:32:44,590 - Because it... - No, thank you. 520 00:32:44,730 --> 00:32:45,930 Would you like one of our tech support personnel 521 00:32:46,070 --> 00:32:47,290 to help you with the installation? 522 00:32:49,570 --> 00:32:51,100 Appreciate you. 523 00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:53,700 All right, no help with the install. 524 00:32:54,700 --> 00:32:56,300 Suit yourself. 525 00:32:56,440 --> 00:32:57,870 Is it a hard install? 526 00:32:58,010 --> 00:32:59,410 Well, for me, no. 527 00:32:59,540 --> 00:33:00,940 You're not gonna be able to do it. 528 00:33:02,510 --> 00:33:03,980 What happened? Did you guys get robbed? 529 00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:05,650 - Yeah, you know. 530 00:33:05,790 --> 00:33:07,220 A lot of blackouts. 531 00:33:07,350 --> 00:33:08,950 Take the camera out from time to time. 532 00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:11,090 All these new cameras, they have backup battery power, 533 00:33:11,220 --> 00:33:13,330 so you should be fine. 534 00:33:13,460 --> 00:33:15,630 But the outages affect the power in the battery shit, too, 535 00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:17,660 like cell phones. 536 00:33:17,790 --> 00:33:19,460 Okay. All right. 537 00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:23,830 Cell phones, they don't just drop in power. Right? 538 00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:25,670 I mean, maybe your Wi-Fi drops out 539 00:33:25,810 --> 00:33:27,500 whenever your system dips. 540 00:33:27,630 --> 00:33:30,770 So, that's technology. 541 00:33:33,410 --> 00:33:35,810 Okay, or maybe you're in a UFO hot spot. 542 00:33:35,940 --> 00:33:38,780 No one believes in that. 543 00:33:48,420 --> 00:33:49,960 What's up? 544 00:33:50,090 --> 00:33:52,830 Damn. Did not realize you guys were this far out. 545 00:33:54,430 --> 00:33:55,940 I don't mind, though. 546 00:33:56,070 --> 00:33:58,800 Smell of horse shit and fresh air. 547 00:33:58,940 --> 00:34:00,700 Right? 548 00:34:05,910 --> 00:34:07,110 Look at me, man. 549 00:34:07,250 --> 00:34:08,480 -Fuck. -Don't do that. Don't yell. 550 00:34:08,620 --> 00:34:10,320 Sorry, man. 551 00:34:10,450 --> 00:34:12,280 Sorry if I was, like, a little shut down this morning. 552 00:34:12,420 --> 00:34:14,480 Just got out of a four-year relationship. 553 00:34:14,610 --> 00:34:16,150 You were fine. 554 00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:17,880 I know it's gonna sound fucking cliché, all right, 555 00:34:18,020 --> 00:34:20,190 but I thought that she was the one, you know? 556 00:34:20,330 --> 00:34:22,290 Is this gonna take longer than an hour? 557 00:34:22,420 --> 00:34:24,500 This? Oh, shit, yeah. 558 00:34:24,630 --> 00:34:26,630 - I'm a go ahead and pop out. - Where you going? 559 00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:28,400 I got to go to the store and get something. 560 00:34:28,530 --> 00:34:30,600 Don't worry about it. You need anything? 561 00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:38,280 Her name was, Rebecca Diaz. 562 00:34:39,710 --> 00:34:41,540 Yep, keep an eye out for her. 563 00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:44,710 She's an actress, model, you know? 564 00:34:44,850 --> 00:34:47,850 She booked a pilot on The CW, so... 565 00:34:47,990 --> 00:34:49,510 Yeah, fucking left me. 566 00:34:51,550 --> 00:34:53,790 Yeah, fucking CW. 567 00:34:56,990 --> 00:34:59,430 - So, thing about this camera... -Actually, can it swivel up? 568 00:35:05,240 --> 00:35:07,370 - Boom. - Little more? 569 00:35:07,500 --> 00:35:09,840 - More. Okay. 570 00:35:35,770 --> 00:35:38,540 Do you know they don't call 'em UFOs anymore? 571 00:35:41,270 --> 00:35:43,670 It's fucking UAPs now. 572 00:35:45,340 --> 00:35:47,370 Why they got to change the name? 573 00:35:48,950 --> 00:35:50,280 Exactly. 574 00:35:50,420 --> 00:35:51,810 No, fuck it. I-I'll tell you why 575 00:35:51,950 --> 00:35:53,950 they changed the name, all right? 576 00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:56,320 It-it's 'cause they want to keep us in the dark. 577 00:35:56,450 --> 00:35:58,320 Remember when they declassified 578 00:35:58,460 --> 00:36:00,890 all that UFO footage a couple years ago? 579 00:36:01,020 --> 00:36:03,100 Yeah. Well, people started paying attention. 580 00:36:03,230 --> 00:36:05,260 So they changed the name to UAPs. 581 00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:07,660 And no one knows what the fuck a UAP is, 582 00:36:07,790 --> 00:36:09,300 so everyone lost interest. 583 00:36:09,430 --> 00:36:11,500 I saw that - that Navy clip. 584 00:36:11,630 --> 00:36:12,840 Couldn't really see 'em, though. 585 00:36:12,970 --> 00:36:14,270 Could've been better. 586 00:36:14,410 --> 00:36:17,240 It's shitty footage of exact proof 587 00:36:17,380 --> 00:36:18,940 that there's an alien civilization 588 00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:20,650 out there in the universe. 589 00:36:20,780 --> 00:36:23,080 So, who's that? 590 00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:26,020 Come on, man. The little guys with the big eyes. 591 00:36:27,420 --> 00:36:29,080 There's lots of theories. 592 00:36:29,220 --> 00:36:32,080 Either they're intergalactic travelers looking for peace 593 00:36:32,220 --> 00:36:35,330 or futuristic humans coming back in time 594 00:36:35,460 --> 00:36:37,530 to stop us from destroying the planet, 595 00:36:37,660 --> 00:36:40,830 or they're fucking world killers. 596 00:36:40,970 --> 00:36:42,630 Planetary destroyers. 597 00:36:42,770 --> 00:36:45,170 And that means that they've been fucking watching us 598 00:36:45,300 --> 00:36:48,310 and studying us, waiting for the perfect time to beam us up 599 00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:50,970 and shove metal probes up our fucking asses. 600 00:36:53,610 --> 00:36:55,110 Cool. 601 00:36:55,240 --> 00:36:57,710 An-Anyway, Ancient Aliens, History Channel. 602 00:36:57,850 --> 00:36:59,720 - Watch that shit. - Hey! 603 00:37:01,780 --> 00:37:03,920 Come on! Help a nigga out! 604 00:37:14,490 --> 00:37:17,030 Know where I could find me a couple of big, strong fellas? 605 00:37:18,270 --> 00:37:19,460 You good? 606 00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:20,800 I'm good. 607 00:37:20,930 --> 00:37:23,170 - What? - What's that? 608 00:37:24,510 --> 00:37:25,970 Oh, this? 609 00:37:26,110 --> 00:37:28,050 You know, just, training horses we ordered 610 00:37:28,180 --> 00:37:29,580 that I picked up. 611 00:37:29,720 --> 00:37:31,870 -Where'd you get it from? -Don't worry about it. 612 00:37:32,010 --> 00:37:33,720 Now, come on, help me out. 613 00:37:34,720 --> 00:37:36,250 Got you. 614 00:37:36,390 --> 00:37:38,490 Okay, so... so what is that? 615 00:37:38,620 --> 00:37:40,520 - Is it like bait? - I told you. 616 00:37:40,660 --> 00:37:42,650 It is a decoy for horse training. 617 00:37:42,790 --> 00:37:44,160 Okay. 618 00:37:45,160 --> 00:37:47,260 Shit. Shit. 619 00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:49,030 - See? - OJ. 620 00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:51,440 We good. I mean, he don't know shit. 621 00:37:51,570 --> 00:37:53,870 Oh, no. You guys are doing something shady. 622 00:37:57,540 --> 00:37:59,110 Hey there! 623 00:37:59,240 --> 00:38:00,770 Hey! 624 00:38:00,910 --> 00:38:03,180 You can stay right there, though! 625 00:38:03,310 --> 00:38:05,250 Sure! 626 00:38:05,380 --> 00:38:06,580 What's up? 627 00:38:06,720 --> 00:38:08,420 We're setting up a decoy! 628 00:38:08,550 --> 00:38:11,090 For horse training! 629 00:38:11,220 --> 00:38:13,590 Oh, good! 630 00:38:13,720 --> 00:38:15,620 You know, we got some of those! 631 00:38:18,590 --> 00:38:20,030 Where'd you get... 632 00:38:20,170 --> 00:38:21,670 Where'd you get yours?! 633 00:38:24,030 --> 00:38:26,570 Yeah... I'm not really sure! 634 00:38:26,700 --> 00:38:28,770 My wife would know! 635 00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:32,210 -Okay! Thanks for stopping by! -Why the... 636 00:38:32,340 --> 00:38:33,640 You don't live here. 637 00:38:33,770 --> 00:38:35,110 Sorry. Trying to help. 638 00:38:35,250 --> 00:38:36,880 Sure thing! 639 00:38:38,520 --> 00:38:41,150 Hey. I wanted to invite you to our... 640 00:38:41,290 --> 00:38:43,290 new family live show! 641 00:38:43,420 --> 00:38:45,890 Friday! At 00 p.m.! 642 00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:52,260 Thumbs u... thumbs up. 643 00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:53,900 Should I do it? 644 00:38:54,030 --> 00:38:55,570 Yeah, do it. 645 00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:58,230 Thumbs up! 646 00:38:59,230 --> 00:39:01,300 - And so, the router's in the shed. 647 00:39:01,430 --> 00:39:04,300 I set it up so if the power goes down on camera A, 648 00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:06,810 camera B's pointed at the sky to catch 649 00:39:06,940 --> 00:39:08,480 whatever might have taken it out. 650 00:39:08,610 --> 00:39:10,850 And, vice versa, so... 651 00:39:10,990 --> 00:39:12,850 Thank you. 652 00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:15,420 I mean, you're really not gonna tell me 653 00:39:15,550 --> 00:39:16,680 what the fuck is going on? 654 00:39:18,420 --> 00:39:19,860 - You'll know soon enough. - Oh. 655 00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:21,920 Cool, cryptic. 656 00:39:22,890 --> 00:39:23,990 Fucking dicks. 657 00:39:26,590 --> 00:39:28,490 I can monitor the feeds remotely myself, if you want. 658 00:39:28,630 --> 00:39:29,500 Free of charge. 659 00:39:29,630 --> 00:39:31,440 - Hell no. - No. 660 00:39:33,070 --> 00:39:34,370 thank you, ma'am. 661 00:39:36,510 --> 00:39:38,100 One more thing. 662 00:39:38,240 --> 00:39:40,110 You'll be getting a call from my supervisor 663 00:39:40,250 --> 00:39:41,280 asking how my service was. 664 00:39:41,420 --> 00:39:43,010 Five stars, Angel. Five stars. 665 00:39:43,150 --> 00:39:44,340 Thank you. 666 00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:52,860 - So, what now? - I don't know. 667 00:39:52,990 --> 00:39:54,820 - What you want to do? - I'm - Whatever you want to do. 668 00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:56,460 Well, I got some work I got to do. 669 00:39:56,600 --> 00:39:58,360 - I'm gonna go out... 670 00:39:58,500 --> 00:39:59,860 That's a good one. 671 00:40:21,990 --> 00:40:23,990 OPRAH I'm talking today to women who say 672 00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:26,650 they have been abducted by aliens from another planet. 673 00:40:26,790 --> 00:40:28,860 May I briefly say, I don't know for a fact 674 00:40:28,990 --> 00:40:30,150 that they're from another planet. 675 00:40:30,290 --> 00:40:31,530 Well, you know you weren't 676 00:40:31,670 --> 00:40:33,570 - in Kansas anymore, Toto. 677 00:40:33,700 --> 00:40:35,230 And I wasn't wearing red shoes 678 00:40:35,360 --> 00:40:37,200 - that I could click together, either. -Yeah, yeah. 679 00:42:42,020 --> 00:42:44,300 Nope. Nope, I'm out. 680 00:42:44,430 --> 00:42:46,160 I'm going. Fuck this shit. 681 00:43:29,740 --> 00:43:31,910 - Oh, shit! - Fuck off. 682 00:43:32,050 --> 00:43:33,780 Give us back our property. 683 00:43:33,910 --> 00:43:35,940 - Don't mess with Jupiter's Claim! - Come on. 684 00:43:40,350 --> 00:43:41,880 What happened? 685 00:43:42,020 --> 00:43:43,450 The Park kids. 686 00:43:43,590 --> 00:43:45,050 Jupe's sons. 687 00:43:45,190 --> 00:43:46,730 And they let Clover out, man. 688 00:43:46,860 --> 00:43:49,020 What? They trying to prank Haywood? 689 00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:51,620 - It's on! - Hey. You stole their horse. 690 00:44:27,060 --> 00:44:28,430 What's up, Nessie? 691 00:44:28,570 --> 00:44:30,130 Not much. Just stocking shit. 692 00:44:30,260 --> 00:44:32,070 You know, pretty much regular. 693 00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:18,640 I need to take my ass to bed. 694 00:45:24,090 --> 00:45:25,950 - Who this? - Yo, it's Angel from Fry's. 695 00:45:26,080 --> 00:45:28,560 Just calling to tell you that there is a bug on camera A. 696 00:45:28,690 --> 00:45:31,160 I know. Wait, I thought I told you not to watch our shit. 697 00:45:31,290 --> 00:45:32,330 Yeah, I know, I know. 698 00:45:32,470 --> 00:45:33,830 Camera B is down. 699 00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:35,470 What? 700 00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:37,460 Camera B is down. 701 00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:40,170 Like Ancient-fucking-Aliens down. 702 00:46:55,780 --> 00:46:58,540 Emerald, can you please get the bug off the thing? 703 00:46:58,680 --> 00:47:01,890 Get the bug off the fucking thing! 704 00:47:03,860 --> 00:47:05,080 Shit. 705 00:47:14,690 --> 00:47:16,730 What do you see? 706 00:47:16,860 --> 00:47:18,770 Do you... do you see, like, lights or anything? 707 00:47:18,900 --> 00:47:21,170 Like, a-a fucking saucer? 708 00:47:21,310 --> 00:47:24,140 It's in the cloud. It's in the cloud. 709 00:47:24,270 --> 00:47:26,610 OJ! It's in the cloud! 710 00:47:38,920 --> 00:47:41,320 Run, OJ! Run! 711 00:47:48,260 --> 00:47:49,970 - Shit. 712 00:48:30,100 --> 00:48:31,770 Hello? 713 00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:36,440 What happened to OJ? 714 00:48:37,450 --> 00:48:39,550 It's fine. 715 00:48:39,680 --> 00:48:41,150 Come on. 716 00:48:44,350 --> 00:48:46,150 Okay, it's still on. 717 00:48:46,290 --> 00:48:48,290 The camera, it's still on. 718 00:49:05,840 --> 00:49:07,510 Okay, you fucking praying mantis. 719 00:49:07,650 --> 00:49:08,910 All right, bitch. 720 00:49:09,050 --> 00:49:10,610 You like Sour Patch Kids? 721 00:50:33,930 --> 00:50:35,700 A'ight, man. 722 00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:38,600 Where your shit? Let's go. 723 00:50:38,730 --> 00:50:40,200 Haven't seen one of those in a minute. 724 00:50:40,340 --> 00:50:41,930 Fucking praying mantis. 725 00:50:42,070 --> 00:50:43,470 That motherfucker better pray I don't ever see him, 726 00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:45,640 'cause if I do, I'm a eat him. 727 00:50:46,740 --> 00:50:48,370 - Let's go. - Where? 728 00:50:48,510 --> 00:50:50,040 Man, I don't know. 729 00:50:50,180 --> 00:50:51,780 I got me a little situation in Atwater 730 00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:53,450 texting me back right now. 731 00:50:53,580 --> 00:50:56,360 - It's not coming again tonight. - I don't care. 732 00:50:58,790 --> 00:51:00,820 No. 733 00:51:00,950 --> 00:51:05,030 Bro, I ain't never seen no shit like this. 734 00:51:05,160 --> 00:51:06,490 It ain't worth it. 735 00:51:06,630 --> 00:51:08,830 No, nope. It's too much. 736 00:51:08,970 --> 00:51:11,460 You should go, then. 737 00:51:11,600 --> 00:51:13,700 I got to get up early anyway. 738 00:51:16,140 --> 00:51:18,110 I got mouths to feed. 739 00:51:54,510 --> 00:51:56,180 You hear that? 740 00:52:03,720 --> 00:52:05,750 Ghost out there. 741 00:52:07,860 --> 00:52:10,430 Acting all territorial. 742 00:52:16,770 --> 00:52:19,600 I guess some animals ain't fit to be trained. 743 00:52:40,390 --> 00:52:41,780 - Hello? - Hi. 744 00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:44,090 Is this, Antlers Holst? 745 00:52:45,630 --> 00:52:46,930 Who's this? 746 00:52:47,070 --> 00:52:48,900 Hey, yeah. I'm Emerald Haywood. 747 00:52:49,030 --> 00:52:51,800 We met a couple days ago at the commercial. 748 00:52:51,930 --> 00:52:54,400 - Oh, yeah, horse girl. Sure. 749 00:52:54,540 --> 00:52:56,570 I remember you and your brother. 750 00:52:56,700 --> 00:52:58,570 Yeah, horse boy. 751 00:52:58,700 --> 00:53:00,280 He's here, too. 752 00:53:00,410 --> 00:53:03,270 - The descendants of the jockey. 753 00:53:03,410 --> 00:53:06,780 - Guess I'm talking to motion picture royalty, then. 754 00:53:08,420 --> 00:53:09,910 How'd you get the number? 755 00:53:10,050 --> 00:53:12,260 - I got it from the call sheet. 756 00:53:12,390 --> 00:53:14,630 So, we have a project, and, 757 00:53:14,760 --> 00:53:17,820 you know, what if I told you it was the offer of a lifetime? 758 00:53:17,960 --> 00:53:20,830 - Yeah, hopefully not my lifetime. 759 00:53:20,960 --> 00:53:23,360 That's a good one. I'm a be real with you. 760 00:53:23,490 --> 00:53:25,830 We don't have a lot of money to pay you up front 761 00:53:25,970 --> 00:53:28,610 you know, not like you're used to- but... 762 00:53:28,740 --> 00:53:32,170 Yeah. I tend to do one for them so I can do one for me, 763 00:53:32,310 --> 00:53:35,280 so what is it? 764 00:53:35,410 --> 00:53:38,050 - Reality. - Oh, no. Reality. 765 00:53:38,180 --> 00:53:39,780 Documentary. 766 00:53:40,790 --> 00:53:43,690 - Doc-Documentary. - that's better. 767 00:53:45,250 --> 00:53:47,490 - So, again, what's it about? 768 00:53:47,630 --> 00:53:50,260 It's about the shit dreams is made of, baby. 769 00:53:51,300 --> 00:53:53,300 Listen, horse girl. 770 00:53:53,430 --> 00:53:56,290 - I got a... 771 00:53:56,430 --> 00:53:59,700 ...pretty damn superb lemon tart in the oven 772 00:53:59,840 --> 00:54:02,730 I'm about to serve to ten of my closest friends, so... 773 00:54:02,870 --> 00:54:04,370 Stop. 774 00:54:04,500 --> 00:54:06,870 - Oh, hold on one second. What? 775 00:54:07,010 --> 00:54:08,410 - He's not here for that. - Look, look, no. 776 00:54:08,550 --> 00:54:10,080 - Don't be cute. Stick to the plan. Say it! 777 00:54:10,210 --> 00:54:11,810 - This is what I do. - I don't go to your job 778 00:54:11,950 --> 00:54:13,420 and knock a horse's dick out your damn hand. 779 00:54:13,550 --> 00:54:14,720 - Hello? - Yeah. 780 00:54:14,850 --> 00:54:16,310 Yeah, my bad. We good, man. 781 00:54:16,450 --> 00:54:20,530 According to American Cinema magazine, 782 00:54:20,660 --> 00:54:24,990 you make the cinematically impossible possible. 783 00:54:25,120 --> 00:54:28,330 Well, we looking for the impossible shot. 784 00:54:32,570 --> 00:54:34,200 That's impossible. 785 00:54:34,340 --> 00:54:35,900 Antlers. 786 00:54:36,040 --> 00:54:38,440 There's something out here in Agua Dulce, 787 00:54:38,580 --> 00:54:40,570 and you're probably the only person in the world 788 00:54:40,710 --> 00:54:43,010 that can get it on film. 789 00:54:43,150 --> 00:54:44,910 Th-That's it. 790 00:54:46,080 --> 00:54:50,790 Horse girl, this dream you're chasing, 791 00:54:50,920 --> 00:54:54,590 the one where you end up at the top of the mountain, 792 00:54:54,720 --> 00:54:57,220 all eyes on you... 793 00:55:00,030 --> 00:55:02,570 ...it's the dream you never wake up from. 794 00:55:16,450 --> 00:55:17,880 I don't like him. 795 00:55:41,930 --> 00:55:43,970 Holy shit. It's real. 796 00:55:44,940 --> 00:55:48,280 - I don't know what you're doing here, but... 797 00:55:48,410 --> 00:55:50,920 it was illegal for you to... 798 00:55:51,050 --> 00:55:52,810 spy on us like that. 799 00:55:59,460 --> 00:56:01,990 Wait, you... you don't know? 800 00:56:04,260 --> 00:56:06,630 Okay, tell me when you see it. 801 00:56:16,500 --> 00:56:18,070 There. 802 00:56:19,140 --> 00:56:21,910 - Doesn't move. - Exactly. 803 00:56:24,180 --> 00:56:26,140 Well, look at that. 804 00:56:30,620 --> 00:56:32,490 I went back and scrubbed through the footage, 805 00:56:32,630 --> 00:56:34,520 and that cloud has been right there 806 00:56:34,660 --> 00:56:36,190 at least since I set the cameras up. 807 00:56:36,320 --> 00:56:37,830 Yeah, now you mention it, 808 00:56:37,960 --> 00:56:39,960 I've probably been looking at the same damn cloud 809 00:56:40,090 --> 00:56:42,000 every day for the last six months. 810 00:56:44,430 --> 00:56:46,200 So, I mean, that's them in there. 811 00:56:46,330 --> 00:56:48,470 And we've been recording it, so we got it. 812 00:56:48,600 --> 00:56:50,170 Right? 813 00:56:53,840 --> 00:56:56,520 Why you saying "yeah" like that? 814 00:56:56,650 --> 00:56:58,910 I mean, we have proof of aliens on video. I... 815 00:56:59,050 --> 00:57:00,810 Yeah, I wouldn't call it proof. 816 00:57:00,940 --> 00:57:02,580 Are you serious? 817 00:57:02,710 --> 00:57:04,490 Look, I've seen crazy weather phenomenons online before. 818 00:57:04,620 --> 00:57:07,150 - That's all I'm saying. - He's right. 819 00:57:07,290 --> 00:57:09,990 It's good, but it ain't it. Ain't Oprah. 820 00:57:11,660 --> 00:57:13,320 Ain't Oprah. 821 00:57:15,390 --> 00:57:19,540 Okay. Are you guys telling me 822 00:57:19,670 --> 00:57:22,840 that there's an alien spaceship 823 00:57:22,970 --> 00:57:24,900 in that fucking cloud right there? 824 00:57:25,040 --> 00:57:27,300 It doesn't move like a ship. 825 00:57:28,840 --> 00:57:30,680 What you mean, OJ? 826 00:57:33,650 --> 00:57:35,690 What if it's not a ship? 827 00:57:40,650 --> 00:57:42,190 - All right, Gordy, we're almost ready, buddy. 828 00:57:42,320 --> 00:57:44,590 - Here we go, buddy. Come on. 829 00:57:44,730 --> 00:57:46,590 - He's ready. - Set. 830 00:57:46,730 --> 00:57:48,430 Here we go. 831 00:57:48,560 --> 00:57:49,930 And... action. 832 00:57:50,070 --> 00:57:51,700 And, of course, I set it to Icelandic time 833 00:57:51,840 --> 00:57:54,770 because we share a love of the aurora borealis, Gordy. 834 00:57:54,910 --> 00:57:58,640 And you have no idea how to tell time. 835 00:57:58,780 --> 00:58:00,810 - Great gift, Dad. 836 00:58:00,940 --> 00:58:02,550 Way to think things through. 837 00:58:02,680 --> 00:58:04,370 Somehow, you'd think that a man who can send 838 00:58:04,510 --> 00:58:06,780 a rocket into space would be able to manage 839 00:58:06,920 --> 00:58:08,820 a halfway decent birthday present. 840 00:58:08,960 --> 00:58:10,320 Nope. 841 00:58:12,920 --> 00:58:15,790 You know, Gordy, all things considered, 842 00:58:15,930 --> 00:58:18,120 maybe my gift isn't so bad after all. 843 00:58:19,800 --> 00:58:21,990 - Hey, Gordy. 844 00:58:22,130 --> 00:58:23,970 - Surprise! 845 00:58:24,100 --> 00:58:26,970 - Now, that is a gift. 846 00:58:34,810 --> 00:58:36,440 Oh. Sorry. My... 847 00:58:36,580 --> 00:58:38,680 - That's all right. Pick it up from there. 848 00:58:38,810 --> 00:58:40,450 Wait a minute. 849 00:58:40,580 --> 00:58:43,420 What happened to we both failed at finding good presents? 850 00:58:46,660 --> 00:58:50,130 Here you go, Gordy. Happy birthday. 851 00:58:51,130 --> 00:58:54,160 - Oh, beautiful, Hayley. 852 00:59:02,770 --> 00:59:04,780 - No, no! Down! Down! Gordy! - Down! 853 00:59:04,910 --> 00:59:06,640 - No. Stop! - Stop that! 854 01:00:46,180 --> 01:00:47,880 -D-D-Down! Down! Down! 855 01:00:48,010 --> 01:00:49,540 -You sit! Down. 856 01:03:00,840 --> 01:03:03,610 - Seven just on scene - Oh, my God. 857 01:03:55,440 --> 01:03:56,930 Feeling good? 858 01:03:58,700 --> 01:03:59,900 Feeling good. 859 01:04:00,030 --> 01:04:01,700 Good. 860 01:04:06,880 --> 01:04:08,610 There we go. 861 01:04:11,080 --> 01:04:13,650 Run it. Run it one more time, babe. 862 01:04:21,790 --> 01:04:23,900 What if I told you... 863 01:04:37,910 --> 01:04:40,570 Yo. It's, uh... Storm's coming. 864 01:04:41,610 --> 01:04:44,180 Just tarping up, just to be safe. 865 01:05:02,670 --> 01:05:05,230 Hey, where you going? 866 01:05:05,360 --> 01:05:07,530 I'm a get Lucky. 867 01:05:07,670 --> 01:05:09,500 Now, we're not gonna let 868 01:05:09,640 --> 01:05:12,330 a few clouds kill our fun today, are we, folks? 869 01:05:12,470 --> 01:05:14,480 So, without further ado, 870 01:05:14,610 --> 01:05:18,410 welcome to the Jupiter's Claim Star Lasso Experience! 871 01:05:21,450 --> 01:05:23,590 How's everyone feeling today? 872 01:05:25,150 --> 01:05:26,510 All right. 873 01:05:26,650 --> 01:05:29,520 It's quite a doozy today. 874 01:05:29,660 --> 01:05:32,200 I want to thank you guys for coming out here. 875 01:05:32,330 --> 01:05:34,660 But first, how about another round of applause 876 01:05:34,800 --> 01:05:36,560 for my Amber? 877 01:05:36,700 --> 01:05:38,430 - I'll tell you, that woman is 878 01:05:38,570 --> 01:05:41,660 a saint for putting up with all my craziness. 879 01:05:41,800 --> 01:05:43,600 And to the knuckleheads up there. 880 01:05:43,740 --> 01:05:46,580 - The staff. Shout-out. 881 01:05:46,710 --> 01:05:47,740 All right, all right. 882 01:05:47,880 --> 01:05:49,510 That's enough. 883 01:05:49,640 --> 01:05:52,910 I also want to give a special thanks to 884 01:05:53,040 --> 01:05:56,250 an old costar of mine and my first crush, 885 01:05:56,380 --> 01:05:58,180 Mary Jo Elliott, everyone! 886 01:06:03,560 --> 01:06:05,100 All right. 887 01:06:06,360 --> 01:06:08,530 - You ready? 888 01:06:08,660 --> 01:06:09,790 Oh, come on. That ain't nothing. 889 01:06:09,930 --> 01:06:11,870 - Are you ready?! 890 01:06:15,670 --> 01:06:17,110 Here we go. 891 01:06:24,380 --> 01:06:26,250 You're chosen. 892 01:06:35,420 --> 01:06:38,090 What if I told you... 893 01:06:38,230 --> 01:06:41,100 that in about an hour... 894 01:06:41,230 --> 01:06:44,200 you'll leave here different? 895 01:06:45,630 --> 01:06:50,470 See, every Friday for the last six months, 896 01:06:50,600 --> 01:06:54,070 my family and I have bore witness 897 01:06:54,210 --> 01:06:57,680 to an absolute spectacle. 898 01:06:57,810 --> 01:07:01,280 One that you'll be seeing here today. 899 01:07:02,980 --> 01:07:05,620 So let me take you back to that first night. 900 01:07:14,730 --> 01:07:18,440 Right here in this exact spot, 901 01:07:18,570 --> 01:07:22,640 I'd come over to wrangle a chestnut horse named Trigger. 902 01:07:22,770 --> 01:07:26,170 Now, I could barely see my hand in front of my face 903 01:07:26,310 --> 01:07:29,770 for the fog, but I swear 904 01:07:29,910 --> 01:07:33,280 on my wife and children's lives 905 01:07:33,410 --> 01:07:36,450 that at- 13 p.m., 906 01:07:36,590 --> 01:07:38,260 I see... 907 01:07:39,830 --> 01:07:41,830 ...a flying saucer 908 01:07:41,960 --> 01:07:44,660 descend through the mist. 909 01:07:44,790 --> 01:07:48,530 Old Trigger took off straight into the gulch. 910 01:07:48,670 --> 01:07:49,930 And, well... 911 01:07:51,500 --> 01:07:53,360 ...it's like he was going home. 912 01:07:59,710 --> 01:08:03,370 Now, just to be clear, what we saw 913 01:08:03,510 --> 01:08:05,680 was a flying saucer. 914 01:08:05,820 --> 01:08:07,050 No doubt about that. 915 01:08:07,190 --> 01:08:08,550 Slightly flatter in the front, 916 01:08:08,680 --> 01:08:10,250 with a circular hole in the bottom 917 01:08:10,390 --> 01:08:13,190 about two school bus lengths wide. 918 01:08:13,330 --> 01:08:15,990 Ladies and gentlemen, I kid you not. 919 01:08:18,230 --> 01:08:20,090 We are being surveilled 920 01:08:20,220 --> 01:08:23,670 by an alien species I call "the Viewers." 921 01:08:24,700 --> 01:08:27,400 And though they have yet to emerge from their ship, 922 01:08:27,530 --> 01:08:30,340 I believe they trust me. 923 01:08:30,470 --> 01:08:32,740 If they didn't, I don't think any of us 924 01:08:32,880 --> 01:08:34,170 would be here right now. 925 01:08:36,320 --> 01:08:41,080 So, as I said, in just under an hour, 926 01:08:41,210 --> 01:08:46,020 Star Lasso Experience is gonna change you. 927 01:08:48,150 --> 01:08:49,690 But first, my boys are gonna come out 928 01:08:49,830 --> 01:08:52,090 and do a little number for us. Would that be all right? 929 01:08:52,230 --> 01:08:53,960 - Hustle. Go, go, go. 930 01:08:54,090 --> 01:08:55,530 - All right. My little satellites: 931 01:08:55,670 --> 01:08:57,400 - Colton, Phoenix, Max. 932 01:08:57,530 --> 01:08:59,030 Remember those names, folks. 933 01:08:59,170 --> 01:09:00,600 All right, here we go! 934 01:09:10,550 --> 01:09:12,640 What is that? 935 01:09:12,780 --> 01:09:14,650 Do you guys see that? 936 01:09:29,300 --> 01:09:31,640 stay in your seats. 937 01:09:31,770 --> 01:09:33,600 This is new. 938 01:09:33,740 --> 01:09:35,900 - they're early. 939 01:09:36,030 --> 01:09:38,170 They're giving us a real show today. 940 01:09:38,300 --> 01:09:39,640 - That they are. - Yeah. 941 01:09:39,770 --> 01:09:41,280 They're giving us a real show today. 942 01:09:41,410 --> 01:09:43,450 They're ready, we're ready. 943 01:09:44,720 --> 01:09:48,420 Welcome to the Star Lasso Experience, 944 01:09:48,550 --> 01:09:51,080 - only at Jupiter's Claim. 945 01:09:51,220 --> 01:09:53,120 - Please remember to avoid... - Come on. 946 01:09:53,250 --> 01:09:54,850 ...using your cell phones or any flash photography... 947 01:09:54,990 --> 01:09:57,190 - Cell phones off, y'all. ...during the event. 948 01:09:57,330 --> 01:09:58,620 Come on! 949 01:09:58,760 --> 01:10:00,090 Bear with us now. 950 01:10:00,220 --> 01:10:02,290 Trained animals can be unpredictable. 951 01:10:08,510 --> 01:10:12,540 - Now sit back, stay in your seats and enjoy 952 01:10:12,680 --> 01:10:16,470 the Star Lasso Experien... 953 01:11:45,500 --> 01:11:47,600 Well, cowboys and cowgirls, 954 01:11:47,740 --> 01:11:50,110 it's time to ride off into the sunset. 955 01:11:50,240 --> 01:11:52,730 That's right. Happy trails. 956 01:11:52,870 --> 01:11:54,610 It's closing time. 957 01:11:54,750 --> 01:11:57,410 You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here. 958 01:11:57,540 --> 01:11:59,140 Come back again. 959 01:11:59,280 --> 01:12:02,220 And until then, we wish you well. 960 01:12:02,350 --> 01:12:05,210 Hasta la vista. Adios. 961 01:12:21,810 --> 01:12:24,270 Well, cowboys and cowgirls, 962 01:12:24,400 --> 01:12:26,510 it's time to ride off into the sunset. 963 01:12:26,640 --> 01:12:29,180 That's right. Happy trails. 964 01:12:29,310 --> 01:12:31,110 It's closing time. 965 01:12:31,240 --> 01:12:33,980 You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here. 966 01:12:34,120 --> 01:12:35,510 Come back again. 967 01:12:35,650 --> 01:12:36,980 And until then... 968 01:13:37,510 --> 01:13:38,870 Lucky. 969 01:13:47,120 --> 01:13:48,160 Lucky. 970 01:13:53,060 --> 01:13:55,090 Lucky, come on, come on. Come on! 971 01:14:14,010 --> 01:14:16,120 Lucky. 972 01:15:15,710 --> 01:15:17,440 It's done. 973 01:15:17,580 --> 01:15:19,450 All right, I'll be over in the morning to tear that shit off. 974 01:15:19,590 --> 01:15:20,650 Or you guys can do it yourselves. 975 01:15:20,780 --> 01:15:22,250 - It's all the same. 976 01:15:22,380 --> 01:15:24,620 - I like when you do it. - Of course you do. 977 01:15:24,750 --> 01:15:26,790 All right. See you tomorrow. 978 01:15:26,920 --> 01:15:28,620 - See you. 979 01:15:34,560 --> 01:15:36,420 - Pick up, pick up, pick up, 980 01:15:38,000 --> 01:15:40,640 Come on, come on. Pick up, pick up, pick up. 981 01:15:54,920 --> 01:15:56,380 Did you know that 982 01:15:56,510 --> 01:15:58,020 the very first assembly of photographs 983 01:15:58,150 --> 01:16:00,120 in sequential order to make a motion picture 984 01:16:00,260 --> 01:16:02,320 was a two-second clip of a Black man on a horse? 985 01:16:02,460 --> 01:16:04,490 - That man was a Bahamian jockey 986 01:16:04,630 --> 01:16:06,390 known as Alistair E. Haywood, 987 01:16:06,520 --> 01:16:08,530 and he was my great-great-grandfather. 988 01:16:08,670 --> 01:16:09,890 - OJ Em. 989 01:16:10,030 --> 01:16:11,460 I was right. 990 01:16:11,600 --> 01:16:13,200 It's not a ship. 991 01:16:13,340 --> 01:16:14,710 What happened? 992 01:16:23,110 --> 01:16:24,780 What the fuck? 993 01:16:42,560 --> 01:16:44,170 It ate them, Em. 994 01:16:44,300 --> 01:16:45,730 It ate them all. 995 01:16:45,870 --> 01:16:47,440 It's alive, Em. It's an animal. 996 01:16:47,570 --> 01:16:49,230 It's territorial, and it thinks 997 01:16:49,370 --> 01:16:53,370 that this is its home. 998 01:16:54,980 --> 01:16:57,010 - Em! 999 01:17:09,830 --> 01:17:11,620 Hey, hey. We're in trouble. 1000 01:17:13,500 --> 01:17:15,300 Oh, fuck. 1001 01:17:24,110 --> 01:17:25,310 What? 1002 01:17:48,130 --> 01:17:49,730 What the fuck? 1003 01:17:50,730 --> 01:17:51,960 What the fuck? 1004 01:17:54,570 --> 01:17:56,370 Who the hell is that? 1005 01:17:57,770 --> 01:17:59,140 Who the hell is that? 1006 01:18:00,210 --> 01:18:03,140 - Em! Who the hell is that? - Fuck. 1007 01:18:06,580 --> 01:18:08,790 It's above us. 1008 01:18:14,050 --> 01:18:15,730 Ah, shit! 1009 01:18:19,170 --> 01:18:20,760 Shit. 1010 01:18:20,890 --> 01:18:23,430 - Oh, shit! What the fuck? 1011 01:18:43,150 --> 01:18:45,660 Oh, God. 1012 01:18:45,790 --> 01:18:48,090 S-Something very bad is happening. 1013 01:19:00,210 --> 01:19:01,330 Fuck! 1014 01:19:18,220 --> 01:19:19,750 Yeah, we're fucked. 1015 01:21:29,780 --> 01:21:31,290 Nope. 1016 01:23:39,740 --> 01:23:41,340 Em. OJ's coming. 1017 01:23:41,480 --> 01:23:42,810 Let's go. 1018 01:23:42,950 --> 01:23:44,610 Got to get out this house. 1019 01:23:44,750 --> 01:23:46,620 I got to get out this house. 1020 01:23:46,750 --> 01:23:48,460 No, st-st-stop. Can't we just wait, right? 1021 01:23:48,590 --> 01:23:50,290 - You can. -No, I'm not gonna be here alone. 1022 01:23:50,430 --> 01:23:52,130 - I've got to get out this fucking house! -No. 1023 01:23:52,260 --> 01:23:53,590 We're alive still because we stayed here. 1024 01:25:26,420 --> 01:25:28,420 Yeah, she... she gonna make it. 1025 01:25:28,560 --> 01:25:30,050 - OJ. - She gonna make it. 1026 01:25:30,190 --> 01:25:31,690 - Oh, hey, horsie. - Hey, don't - don't look him 1027 01:25:31,820 --> 01:25:34,220 - in the eyes, please. - VFX! 1028 01:25:47,870 --> 01:25:50,050 Focus here. Focus here. 1029 01:25:50,180 --> 01:25:51,750 - Come on. 1030 01:26:16,230 --> 01:26:18,430 Welcome to my tavern. 1031 01:26:18,570 --> 01:26:21,800 I don't know if you've heard, but a terrible beast is about. 1032 01:26:21,940 --> 01:26:23,640 It's been harassing villagers, 1033 01:26:23,780 --> 01:26:26,310 ruining crops and eating their livestock. 1034 01:26:28,820 --> 01:26:35,030 Many a glory-seeking hunter has attempted to defeat it, 1035 01:26:35,160 --> 01:26:37,950 and just as many have perished. 1036 01:26:38,090 --> 01:26:40,460 While you're here... 1037 01:26:40,600 --> 01:26:42,800 While you're here, please look around. 1038 01:26:46,570 --> 01:26:48,670 I'm here in Agua Dulce, California, 1039 01:26:48,800 --> 01:26:51,270 and the whereabouts of those 40 guests and employees 1040 01:26:51,400 --> 01:26:53,940 of a local Western theme park are still unknown. 1041 01:26:54,070 --> 01:26:56,510 The sheriff's office has had its hands full 1042 01:26:56,650 --> 01:26:58,710 trying to identify the unaccounted for. 1043 01:26:58,850 --> 01:27:01,280 Until they do, only one thing is certain. 1044 01:27:01,420 --> 01:27:02,850 There is something strange happening 1045 01:27:02,990 --> 01:27:04,550 out here in Agua Dulce. 1046 01:27:04,690 --> 01:27:06,480 cameras were off at the time. 1047 01:27:06,620 --> 01:27:09,490 Other than that, we have, no reason to suspect foul play. 1048 01:27:09,630 --> 01:27:10,890 We did have a considerable amount 1049 01:27:11,030 --> 01:27:12,400 of rain come through here, 1050 01:27:12,530 --> 01:27:15,290 so we don't want to rule out flash flooding 1051 01:27:15,420 --> 01:27:18,030 as possibly having played a part. We're obviously... 1052 01:27:21,670 --> 01:27:24,810 - You never go wrong with a fried fish sandwich. 1053 01:27:27,870 --> 01:27:29,970 Tartar got tang. 1054 01:27:31,820 --> 01:27:33,480 Stupid. 1055 01:27:33,610 --> 01:27:35,090 "Tartar got tang"? 1056 01:27:35,220 --> 01:27:37,540 Right? 1057 01:27:37,680 --> 01:27:41,150 I don't think it eats you if you don't look it in the eye. 1058 01:27:46,190 --> 01:27:48,490 -RTR, bro. 1059 01:27:48,630 --> 01:27:50,330 You know? 1060 01:27:51,500 --> 01:27:53,800 Like, read the room. 1061 01:27:57,800 --> 01:27:59,970 Nobody want to talk about that. 1062 01:28:01,210 --> 01:28:03,210 - Let's go! - Okay, okay, okay. Enough. 1063 01:28:03,340 --> 01:28:04,910 All right, all right, all right, all right, all right. 1064 01:28:05,040 --> 01:28:07,350 - Hey, you lucky! 1065 01:28:07,480 --> 01:28:09,250 Every animal got rules. 1066 01:28:09,390 --> 01:28:11,090 All right? We know what it wants, 1067 01:28:11,220 --> 01:28:12,890 and we know how it comes, so... 1068 01:28:13,020 --> 01:28:14,720 Fuck. 1069 01:28:14,860 --> 01:28:17,020 We don't really know shit. 1070 01:28:18,160 --> 01:28:20,920 OJ, what's this about, man? 1071 01:28:21,060 --> 01:28:22,560 What's this about? You want me to... 1072 01:28:22,700 --> 01:28:25,230 You want me to say, "I'm sorry"? 1073 01:28:25,370 --> 01:28:26,870 "I was wrong"? "It's dumb"? 1074 01:28:27,000 --> 01:28:28,370 It wasn't dumb. 1075 01:28:28,500 --> 01:28:29,970 - Own the moment. - Stop. 1076 01:28:30,100 --> 01:28:31,970 - Stop, stop this shit. - It was good. It was good. 1077 01:28:32,100 --> 01:28:33,940 But the moment about to pass. 1078 01:28:34,080 --> 01:28:35,740 And we don't own shit. 1079 01:28:40,250 --> 01:28:43,480 Okay. Well, I assume y'all are crashing at mine. 1080 01:28:43,620 --> 01:28:45,480 Right, 'cause you can. 1081 01:28:45,620 --> 01:28:47,120 'Cause I'm not going back 1082 01:28:47,260 --> 01:28:49,590 to the fucking monster umbrella. 1083 01:28:49,730 --> 01:28:52,260 - Got to feed 'em. 1084 01:28:52,390 --> 01:28:54,370 Let Lucky out. 1085 01:28:55,960 --> 01:28:57,460 There's shit to do. 1086 01:28:57,590 --> 01:28:59,190 Always. 1087 01:29:00,270 --> 01:29:02,200 Always some shit to do. 1088 01:29:49,350 --> 01:29:52,480 - There's a wheelchair on your roof. 1089 01:29:52,620 --> 01:29:54,180 Hi. 1090 01:29:54,320 --> 01:29:57,820 - That cloud ain't moved a goddamn inch. 1091 01:29:57,960 --> 01:30:00,500 So you're not completely full of shit. 1092 01:30:01,490 --> 01:30:02,530 Thank you. 1093 01:30:02,660 --> 01:30:04,360 Yeah. Thank you. 1094 01:30:04,500 --> 01:30:07,140 Th-The concept of extraterrestrial animals 1095 01:30:07,270 --> 01:30:09,060 in the sky is not a new thing. 1096 01:30:09,200 --> 01:30:10,840 You know, people been trying 1097 01:30:10,970 --> 01:30:12,640 to get pictures of these things since, like, the '50s. 1098 01:30:12,780 --> 01:30:14,340 - You know, it's an ancient... - How do we see it? 1099 01:30:15,500 --> 01:30:17,540 - It's gonna get hungry again. 1100 01:30:19,310 --> 01:30:21,220 So, you know... 1101 01:30:21,350 --> 01:30:23,210 just ring the dinner bell. 1102 01:30:28,480 --> 01:30:31,250 - Now, we know what it doesn't like. 1103 01:30:31,390 --> 01:30:34,390 That little fake horse and flags messed it up good. 1104 01:30:35,700 --> 01:30:38,200 Got stuck in its windpipe or something. 1105 01:30:39,300 --> 01:30:42,240 I bet it ain't gonna fuck with flags like that in a minute. 1106 01:30:44,210 --> 01:30:45,740 We pissed him off. 1107 01:30:45,880 --> 01:30:48,540 - We're not the reason it settled down here. 1108 01:30:48,670 --> 01:30:50,270 That was Jupe. 1109 01:30:50,410 --> 01:30:52,440 He got caught up trying to tame a predator. 1110 01:30:52,580 --> 01:30:53,910 You can't do that. 1111 01:30:54,050 --> 01:30:55,780 You got to enter an agreement with one. 1112 01:30:57,420 --> 01:30:59,150 Ask Siegfried and Roy. 1113 01:31:03,520 --> 01:31:06,450 Asking as someone who was in the house 1114 01:31:06,590 --> 01:31:09,420 - when the shit went down... 1115 01:31:09,560 --> 01:31:13,560 How exactly do you enter an agreement with a fucking... 1116 01:31:13,700 --> 01:31:16,760 a UFO, alien entity or whatever the hell you want to call it? 1117 01:31:16,900 --> 01:31:18,770 Jean Jacket. 1118 01:31:18,900 --> 01:31:20,540 Call him Jean Jacket. 1119 01:31:20,680 --> 01:31:22,140 So, how about this? 1120 01:31:22,270 --> 01:31:24,780 How about we send ol' Jean Jacket 1121 01:31:24,910 --> 01:31:26,650 some fresh horses in golden hour 1122 01:31:26,780 --> 01:31:28,750 - and see what happens? 1123 01:31:29,750 --> 01:31:31,490 Horse people. 1124 01:31:31,620 --> 01:31:33,420 Why not just set them free? 1125 01:31:33,560 --> 01:31:34,890 We're not doing that. 1126 01:31:37,630 --> 01:31:41,290 Who is gonna go down there 1127 01:31:41,420 --> 01:31:44,100 and get the star out of his trailer? 1128 01:31:46,570 --> 01:31:48,300 Me. 1129 01:31:49,270 --> 01:31:51,740 I'll get him out. 1130 01:31:53,240 --> 01:31:55,000 Where you want it? 1131 01:31:55,140 --> 01:31:57,610 You draw him out there. 1132 01:31:58,880 --> 01:32:00,780 I'm here. 1133 01:32:00,910 --> 01:32:02,750 On this ridge. 1134 01:32:04,320 --> 01:32:05,590 Oh, shit. 1135 01:32:06,590 --> 01:32:07,850 Made her myself. 1136 01:32:07,980 --> 01:32:10,160 No electricity. 1137 01:32:10,290 --> 01:32:12,160 Didn't I tell you this motherfucker was gonna 1138 01:32:12,290 --> 01:32:14,490 come up here with a non-electrical camera? 1139 01:32:14,630 --> 01:32:16,590 Let's go, boy! 1140 01:32:19,070 --> 01:32:21,270 - I've been up under it a couple times now. 1141 01:32:21,400 --> 01:32:23,330 I get him. 1142 01:32:24,340 --> 01:32:26,170 It's an animal. 1143 01:32:26,310 --> 01:32:27,870 You don't turn your back on a bear. 1144 01:32:28,010 --> 01:32:29,440 You don't wear red around a bull. 1145 01:32:29,580 --> 01:32:31,280 It's like that. 1146 01:32:31,410 --> 01:32:34,920 You don't look at it unless you want its attention. 1147 01:32:36,620 --> 01:32:38,850 Good night, Mr. Storeman. 1148 01:32:38,980 --> 01:32:41,320 Fuck it. I call top hat. 1149 01:32:41,450 --> 01:32:43,790 And we ain't got a lot of time. 1150 01:32:45,430 --> 01:32:47,120 One day. Two days, tops. 1151 01:32:50,270 --> 01:32:53,870 'Cause the word is getting out, and when it does... 1152 01:32:54,000 --> 01:32:56,900 - Sorry, dead people. Park's closed. 1153 01:32:57,040 --> 01:32:58,470 ...you know people gonna come 1154 01:32:58,610 --> 01:33:01,010 and do what they always do: 1155 01:33:01,140 --> 01:33:03,570 try and take it all for themselves. 1156 01:33:03,710 --> 01:33:05,310 Fine. 1157 01:33:05,450 --> 01:33:06,910 Thimble. 1158 01:33:07,050 --> 01:33:09,510 That's the one I wanted anyway. 1159 01:33:11,510 --> 01:33:13,980 Well, let 'em come. 1160 01:33:14,120 --> 01:33:15,850 It ain't gonna matter. 1161 01:33:18,530 --> 01:33:20,800 'Cause what we about to do... 1162 01:33:23,570 --> 01:33:25,330 ...they can't erase that. 1163 01:33:31,970 --> 01:33:35,070 He's big, he's bad, 1164 01:33:35,210 --> 01:33:37,140 and he's got a lot of spirit. 1165 01:33:40,980 --> 01:33:43,210 But anything with a spirit can get broke. 1166 01:33:46,080 --> 01:33:47,890 So you break it. 1167 01:33:49,150 --> 01:33:51,190 I'll get the shot. 1168 01:34:00,170 --> 01:34:01,760 What we're doing's important. 1169 01:34:01,900 --> 01:34:03,400 Right? 1170 01:34:03,530 --> 01:34:06,880 Like, what we document, it's... 1171 01:34:08,710 --> 01:34:11,410 ...it's gonna do some good? 1172 01:34:12,410 --> 01:34:17,110 I mean, besides the money and fucking fame, 1173 01:34:17,250 --> 01:34:18,590 like, we can save some lives. 1174 01:34:18,720 --> 01:34:21,720 Fuck, we-we can even save Earth. 1175 01:34:21,850 --> 01:34:23,290 Right? 1176 01:35:25,350 --> 01:35:28,460 Sure looks strange to me. 1177 01:35:43,940 --> 01:35:45,970 He ain't gonna fuck with you. 1178 01:36:26,080 --> 01:36:28,210 Time to wake up the family. 1179 01:36:44,660 --> 01:36:46,970 Here we go. 1180 01:36:47,110 --> 01:36:49,940 Come out, come out, wherever you are. 1181 01:37:17,630 --> 01:37:20,670 How exquisitely stupid is that? 1182 01:38:04,640 --> 01:38:06,210 We gonna get you today, motherfucker. 1183 01:38:21,260 --> 01:38:23,290 Where is the feed for Holst's camera? 1184 01:38:23,430 --> 01:38:24,800 Over. 1185 01:38:24,940 --> 01:38:26,500 Couldn't figure it out. Over. 1186 01:38:26,630 --> 01:38:28,500 - What you mean, you couldn't figure it out? 1187 01:38:28,640 --> 01:38:30,210 Over. 1188 01:38:30,340 --> 01:38:33,700 - Holst is shooting on a film camera, 1189 01:38:33,840 --> 01:38:36,350 and all of our cameras are digital, so it's a whole thing. 1190 01:38:36,480 --> 01:38:37,910 Over. 1191 01:38:38,040 --> 01:38:41,020 - Basically, you forgot about it. Over. 1192 01:38:41,150 --> 01:38:42,880 Yeah, well, I had my hands full 1193 01:38:43,020 --> 01:38:44,920 rigging 50 fucking sky dancers to dead people's car batteries 1194 01:38:45,060 --> 01:38:46,150 all connected to one control panel. 1195 01:38:46,290 --> 01:38:48,150 So, yeah, fucking over. Sorry. 1196 01:38:48,280 --> 01:38:49,330 I'm scared. 1197 01:38:49,460 --> 01:38:51,250 Man down. 1198 01:38:51,390 --> 01:38:53,390 Man down? What? Where? 1199 01:38:53,530 --> 01:38:56,160 Last dancer, deep in the gulch. 1200 01:38:56,300 --> 01:38:58,830 Stay on it, Em. I'm staying up. 1201 01:39:01,300 --> 01:39:02,970 Motherfucker. 1202 01:39:11,750 --> 01:39:13,520 Oh, wait, wait. 1203 01:39:13,650 --> 01:39:15,280 Oh, it's back up. 1204 01:39:15,410 --> 01:39:17,420 Could be a faulty battery. 1205 01:39:18,820 --> 01:39:21,520 All right. Shot's up, then. 1206 01:39:23,860 --> 01:39:25,720 Nah, he's poking. 1207 01:39:35,230 --> 01:39:37,100 Who's this asshole? 1208 01:39:38,070 --> 01:39:40,940 - Man in black on a white motorcycle. 1209 01:39:41,080 --> 01:39:43,840 No, no, no, no, no, no. Shit. 1210 01:39:47,590 --> 01:39:49,450 Can I help you? 1211 01:39:57,520 --> 01:39:59,890 You see that cloud? 1212 01:40:01,100 --> 01:40:03,630 Hey, man, who you with? 1213 01:40:04,690 --> 01:40:06,230 Oh, I'm sorry. 1214 01:40:06,360 --> 01:40:07,730 Who are you? 1215 01:40:07,870 --> 01:40:09,900 Nobody. 1216 01:40:10,030 --> 01:40:12,900 - You don't look like a nobody to me. 1217 01:40:13,030 --> 01:40:14,810 Yeah, look, w-we doing a camera test 1218 01:40:14,950 --> 01:40:16,280 for a Verizon commercial, 1219 01:40:16,410 --> 01:40:18,010 so now I'm-a need you to clear the road. 1220 01:40:18,150 --> 01:40:20,010 - This whole valley comes up as blurry 1221 01:40:20,150 --> 01:40:21,910 on Google Maps. 1222 01:40:22,040 --> 01:40:24,250 You're really tucked away back here. 1223 01:40:25,480 --> 01:40:26,910 Jupiter's Claim? 1224 01:40:28,120 --> 01:40:29,760 Quicker if you go the other way around. 1225 01:40:31,760 --> 01:40:34,020 Actually, 1226 01:40:34,160 --> 01:40:37,430 what did happen with Jupe Park and all those people? 1227 01:40:37,570 --> 01:40:39,260 He was basically your neighbor, right? 1228 01:40:39,400 --> 01:40:40,860 So, what, they vanished? 1229 01:40:41,000 --> 01:40:43,170 You don't believe the flood narrative, do you? 1230 01:40:43,300 --> 01:40:44,640 Fuck, guys. 1231 01:40:44,770 --> 01:40:46,240 It's TMZ. 1232 01:40:47,240 --> 01:40:48,440 Oh, fuck me. 1233 01:40:49,850 --> 01:40:53,970 hey, guys. Jean Jacket is definitely in those clouds, 1234 01:40:54,110 --> 01:40:56,850 and he's definitely coming this way. 1235 01:40:56,980 --> 01:40:59,220 - What's the matter? Don't you want to be on TV? 1236 01:40:59,360 --> 01:41:01,010 Man, I'm trying to tell you. 1237 01:41:02,030 --> 01:41:03,550 You don't want to go that way. 1238 01:41:03,680 --> 01:41:05,350 Fuck it. 1239 01:41:05,490 --> 01:41:07,660 Your loss, nobody. 1240 01:41:17,670 --> 01:41:19,740 We still rolling? Over. 1241 01:41:19,880 --> 01:41:22,000 Goddamn right we are. 1242 01:41:28,050 --> 01:41:30,820 Fellas, here it comes. Over. 1243 01:41:30,950 --> 01:41:32,550 Pop quiz, guys. 1244 01:41:32,690 --> 01:41:35,080 What happens when an electric bike 1245 01:41:35,220 --> 01:41:38,260 going 60 miles per hour hits an anti-electric field 1246 01:41:38,390 --> 01:41:40,300 going in the opposite direction? 1247 01:41:53,140 --> 01:41:54,730 - Shit. We're all gonna go to jail. 1248 01:41:58,350 --> 01:42:01,510 Oh, fuck. There's no way that that guy's alive. 1249 01:42:08,350 --> 01:42:09,920 Goddamn. 1250 01:42:10,060 --> 01:42:11,590 I told his ass not to go. 1251 01:42:11,720 --> 01:42:13,890 - I told him not to go. 1252 01:42:16,060 --> 01:42:18,930 hey, OJ, what's... 1253 01:42:19,060 --> 01:42:21,360 Wh-Where the fuck are you going? 1254 01:42:21,500 --> 01:42:23,500 The fuck is he doing? 1255 01:42:25,340 --> 01:42:26,900 I'm going dark. Over. 1256 01:42:29,940 --> 01:42:32,740 No self-respecting... 1257 01:42:54,130 --> 01:42:56,070 Did you get that on camera? 1258 01:42:56,200 --> 01:42:58,800 - Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. - What happened? 1259 01:42:58,940 --> 01:43:00,570 - Listen, listen, we-we got to get you out of here. 1260 01:43:01,610 --> 01:43:03,480 - Eyes on me. - Where's my camera? 1261 01:43:03,610 --> 01:43:05,470 - I need my camera. 1262 01:43:05,610 --> 01:43:07,480 Do you see it? 1263 01:43:11,990 --> 01:43:13,580 Okay. Angel? 1264 01:43:13,720 --> 01:43:15,250 - What? - Angel, come on. 1265 01:43:15,390 --> 01:43:17,530 We got to reload. 1266 01:43:28,400 --> 01:43:29,810 Wait. 1267 01:43:31,310 --> 01:43:32,970 where's your phone? 1268 01:43:33,110 --> 01:43:35,980 - Why aren't you filming this? 1269 01:43:36,110 --> 01:43:37,840 What? 1270 01:43:37,970 --> 01:43:40,140 Angel, what's happening? 1271 01:43:44,690 --> 01:43:47,650 Okay, OJ, if you die trying to save that guy, 1272 01:43:47,780 --> 01:43:49,880 I'll kill you. 1273 01:43:50,020 --> 01:43:52,060 No. No, no, please. 1274 01:43:52,190 --> 01:43:53,890 - Please, no. No. -We're gonna get you out. Shut your eye. 1275 01:43:54,030 --> 01:43:55,990 - Shut your eye. - Not before you take a picture. 1276 01:43:56,120 --> 01:43:57,960 T-Take a picture first! 1277 01:43:59,860 --> 01:44:01,400 camera reloads. 1278 01:44:04,000 --> 01:44:05,140 You can use my camera. 1279 01:44:05,280 --> 01:44:06,140 - No, no. There's not enough time. 1280 01:44:09,280 --> 01:44:11,480 It's here. 1281 01:44:16,810 --> 01:44:18,680 Be Scorpion King. 1282 01:44:18,820 --> 01:44:20,420 Make a name for yourself. 1283 01:44:22,550 --> 01:44:23,650 What is that? 1284 01:44:23,790 --> 01:44:26,860 - My bad, man. 1285 01:44:26,990 --> 01:44:29,160 - Oh, my God. 1286 01:44:29,300 --> 01:44:31,430 My camera! I need my camera! 1287 01:44:31,570 --> 01:44:33,530 - Oh, my God! Fuck! 1288 01:44:38,970 --> 01:44:40,230 - Give me the lid. Give me the lid. 1289 01:44:40,370 --> 01:44:42,740 - Come on. All right. 1290 01:44:48,710 --> 01:44:50,780 Hey, hey! Is everybody okay? 1291 01:44:50,920 --> 01:44:52,790 For the love of fuck, talk to me, please! 1292 01:44:52,920 --> 01:44:54,790 OJ. 1293 01:45:05,590 --> 01:45:07,260 OJ. OJ! 1294 01:45:07,400 --> 01:45:09,700 You stupid-ass motherfucker, you better answer me. 1295 01:45:12,540 --> 01:45:13,900 Are you okay?! 1296 01:45:14,040 --> 01:45:17,040 Are you good? Over. 1297 01:45:54,790 --> 01:45:57,580 - Holy shit, I-I think it's taking the dancers. 1298 01:45:57,720 --> 01:45:59,650 Are you getting this? 1299 01:46:07,730 --> 01:46:09,830 Guys, OJ's hooded up. 1300 01:46:09,960 --> 01:46:12,100 He's doing the run. OJ's doing the run! 1301 01:46:14,070 --> 01:46:15,800 Hey, it's gone. 1302 01:46:15,930 --> 01:46:17,470 I can't see it anymore, guys. 1303 01:46:53,440 --> 01:46:55,140 Get it. Get it! 1304 01:47:32,150 --> 01:47:34,410 -Lucky, go. Go, go, go, go, go! 1305 01:47:47,330 --> 01:47:50,400 Holy shit! 1306 01:47:53,330 --> 01:47:55,030 Let's go! 1307 01:47:55,170 --> 01:47:57,130 Yeah, he didn't like that, did he? 1308 01:47:57,270 --> 01:47:59,300 - OJ, you're a motherfucking genius. 1309 01:47:59,430 --> 01:48:01,700 We got it. We got it. 1310 01:48:01,840 --> 01:48:03,100 It's over. 1311 01:48:03,240 --> 01:48:04,650 It's over. We got it, y'all! 1312 01:48:04,780 --> 01:48:06,740 The feed started going in and out when... 1313 01:48:06,880 --> 01:48:08,310 when that guy got got. 1314 01:48:08,440 --> 01:48:10,710 But we should be covered with the film camera. 1315 01:48:10,850 --> 01:48:12,560 Right, Holst? 1316 01:48:21,560 --> 01:48:23,230 The light. 1317 01:48:26,400 --> 01:48:28,130 The light, it's... 1318 01:48:29,930 --> 01:48:32,300 ...gonna be magic soon. 1319 01:48:37,970 --> 01:48:39,780 What you mean, Ant? 1320 01:48:45,990 --> 01:48:47,590 Wh-Where you going? 1321 01:48:50,290 --> 01:48:52,320 It's gonna be all right, Angel. 1322 01:48:53,290 --> 01:48:55,460 We don't deserve the impossible. 1323 01:49:02,600 --> 01:49:04,170 hey, guys. 1324 01:49:04,300 --> 01:49:07,170 Holst just said some creepy, cryptic shit. 1325 01:49:07,310 --> 01:49:09,440 Took his camera. He's heading up the mountain. 1326 01:49:09,570 --> 01:49:11,240 Over. 1327 01:49:13,120 --> 01:49:14,950 Hey, Holst. 1328 01:49:15,080 --> 01:49:17,040 Holst. Wait. Hold on, man. 1329 01:49:17,180 --> 01:49:19,050 Talk to me. What happened? 1330 01:49:19,190 --> 01:49:21,120 Did you get the shot or didn't you? Over. 1331 01:49:24,160 --> 01:49:25,690 This nigga. 1332 01:49:26,690 --> 01:49:28,660 Fuck. 1333 01:49:28,790 --> 01:49:30,790 This is crazy, right? 1334 01:49:46,950 --> 01:49:49,050 Come on, come on, come on. 1335 01:50:15,840 --> 01:50:17,110 No, man. 1336 01:50:20,250 --> 01:50:21,680 The fuck? 1337 01:50:26,980 --> 01:50:28,520 Holst. 1338 01:50:55,250 --> 01:50:56,650 Oh, shit. 1339 01:51:37,760 --> 01:51:40,160 What? 1340 01:52:15,490 --> 01:52:17,460 -Oh, no! 1341 01:52:32,010 --> 01:52:33,510 Don't look. Don't look. 1342 01:52:56,200 --> 01:52:58,030 Get the bike! 1343 01:52:58,170 --> 01:52:59,740 Get out of here! 1344 01:53:11,150 --> 01:53:12,920 Oh, my God. 1345 01:53:13,050 --> 01:53:15,350 You're dead! Dead! 1346 01:53:19,420 --> 01:53:21,460 Shit, shit, shit, shit. Look down. 1347 01:54:07,200 --> 01:54:08,910 Come on. 1348 01:55:17,510 --> 01:55:19,910 Just leave, OJ. 1349 01:55:20,050 --> 01:55:21,840 Forget it! Come on! 1350 01:55:23,490 --> 01:55:24,710 Come on! 1351 01:58:39,680 --> 01:58:41,980 It's gonna fuck you up. 1352 01:59:29,520 --> 01:59:30,960 What the... 1353 01:59:59,920 --> 02:00:01,700 I'm gonna get you, you motherfucker. 1354 02:00:20,750 --> 02:00:22,610 I'm - a take you to Oprah. 1355 02:00:22,740 --> 02:00:24,880 Let's go to Oprah. 1356 02:01:36,220 --> 02:01:38,960 Nobody fucks with Haywood, bitch! 1357 02:01:39,090 --> 02:01:40,720 Nobody! 1358 02:01:40,850 --> 02:01:42,420 You hear me?! 1359 02:01:54,170 --> 02:01:57,100 Cowboys and cowgirls, 1360 02:01:57,240 --> 02:01:59,140 it's time to ride off into the sunset. 1361 02:01:59,270 --> 02:02:02,110 - That's right. Happy trails. 1362 02:02:02,250 --> 02:02:03,780 It's closing time. 1363 02:02:03,920 --> 02:02:06,760 You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here. 1364 02:02:06,890 --> 02:02:08,320 Come back again. 1365 02:02:08,460 --> 02:02:11,490 Until then, we wish you well. 1366 02:02:11,630 --> 02:02:15,220 - Hasta la vista. Adios. 1367 02:02:15,360 --> 02:02:17,460 - Yeah, get a shot of her. Zoom in. 1368 02:02:29,070 --> 02:02:30,610 We're ready. 1369 02:02:30,740 --> 02:02:32,110 We're set up, ready to go. 1370 02:02:36,590 --> 02:02:38,310 Folks, this is Wally Pachenko 1371 02:02:38,450 --> 02:02:40,290 - reporting live from Agua Dulce 1372 02:02:40,420 --> 02:02:42,580 just outside of Jupiter's Claim, 1373 02:02:42,720 --> 02:02:44,960 where just seconds ago 1374 02:02:45,090 --> 02:02:47,960 an inexplicable occurrence, just in the distance... 1375 02:02:48,090 --> 02:02:50,630 You can probably hear th-the shock in my voice. 1376 02:02:50,770 --> 02:02:53,530 There are still some fragments, floating in the air 1377 02:02:53,670 --> 02:02:57,770 where some-some unidentified object 1378 02:02:57,900 --> 02:03:00,100 just drifted off into space and exploded. 1379 02:03:00,240 --> 02:03:02,710 you can see some fragments still falling from the sky. 1380 02:03:02,840 --> 02:03:04,840 we will have some amazing...