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- And of course I set it to
Icelandic time because we share
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a love of the aurora borealis,
Gordy.
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And you have no idea
how to tell time.
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-- Great gift, Dad.
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Way to think things through.
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Somehow, you'd think that a man
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who can send a rocket
into space would be able
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to manage a halfway decent
birthday present.
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-Nope.
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- You know, Gordy,
all things considered,
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maybe my gift
isn't so bad after all.
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Hey, Gordy. Surprise!
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Wow! Now, there's a gift.
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Here you go, Gordy.
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Happy birthday.
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Oh, beautiful, Haley.
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Good morning on what is
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sure to be a windy one.
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We have a high wind warning
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for the L.A. County coast
and valleys
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with some clouds sure to
come in around 00 a.m.
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And even though the high gust
warning will, expire
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mid to late morning,
you'll still want to keep...
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The searchm for a group of missing hikers
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is set to resume this morning
just outside Agua Dulce.
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The tour group went out
two days ago
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and on the Pacific Crest Trail
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but didn't come back
as expected that night.
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Crews started searching
yesterday morning...
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And traffic is already backed up
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due to an accident
on the southbound 101.
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It is 44 with Bo and Ives.
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Bang.
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Bang.
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Bang.
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Come on.
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Down, down.
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Down, down, down.
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Bang! Yes, a good boy.
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Up. Up, up.
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Okay, up. Up, up.
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Got to keep our heads up
out the clouds on this one.
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I know.
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Now, we land this...
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Yeah. Like Six Guns.
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I mean, we really put on a show,
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well, you know they're gonna
bring us back for the sequel.
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Well, we sure as hell ain't
got to sell no more horses.
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So just execute.
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And we ain't got
no more problems. Mm.
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You good?
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You good?
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Where your sister?
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What's that about?
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-She's supposed to be here.
-Yeah.
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Goddamn it.
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Thought I told you
to fix the damn walker.
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You hear that?
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Pops.
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- Come on, come on. Pop.
- Firefly.
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- What else? What else?
- Ghost.
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Beethoven.
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-Commodore.
-Yeah.
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Virgil.
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You good. You good.
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- You good. You good.
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You good, man. You good.
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-Ghost.
-You good. You good. You good.
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- Pops?
- Lucky.
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- Pops. Pops.
- Commodore.
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Pops!
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OJ.
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Oh. Hi, horsie.
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- Hey, hey, hey. Don't
look him in the eyes, please.
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You ready to do
the safety meeting?
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I'm gonna need like five...
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my team's almost here.
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Your team's not here.
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- Okay. Hold.
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Sorry, I got the horse guy
talking to me, too.
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- What's up? Copy.
- Safety meeting at the...
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- Ladies and gentlemen,
Ms. Bonnie Clayton on set.
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- Here she is, everybody.
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- Take a look at all of that.
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- Fynn, this is OJ,
our horse trainer.
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You remember these guys
from Flash Point.
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Yeah. Hi.
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Your name is OJ?
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Yeah, Otis Junior.
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Where's the o-- the other guy?
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- The-the-the senior guy?
- Dude, he died.
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About six months ago.
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A bunch of random shit
fell out of a plane.
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So I guess we're stuck
with Junior over here.
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- No.
- Yeah.
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Fuck. Great.
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Ant, how we looking?
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Yeah, good, if we're selling
a horse's ass.
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That's..
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legendary cinematographer
Antlers Holst over here...
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Let's go ahead
and spin the horse.
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But you had said "hold," so...
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- And now I'm saying "spin."
Let's go.
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- Great. And while that's
spinning, can we get makeup?
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- Get makeup for
Ms. Bonnie Clayton, please.
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Hold on.
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Can you step away
from the back, please?
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They told me to come here.
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Good call, OJ.
Um, tell you what,
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let's do a quick safety meeting.
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Guys, this is OJ,
our horse trainer.
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Take it away.
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Kill the music, please.
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My name is OJ. Uh...
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I think my sister's
gonna be here in a minute.
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- Little louder, please.
We cannot hear you in the back.
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I said we are animal wranglers
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with Haywood Hollywood Horses.
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And... did you know
the very first, assem...
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Hey, yo!
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Excuse me. Sorry.
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I'm so sorry about that.
Let me do that.
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Sorry, brother.
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- Safety meeting.
- Yeah.
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Hello! How y'all doing?
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Sorry for the tardiness.
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My name is Emerald, that's OJ,
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and we are
your animal wranglers today
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with Haywood Hollywood Horses.
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Now, did you know
that the very first
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assembly of photographs
in sequential order
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to create a motion picture
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was a two-second clip
of a Black man on a horse?
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Yes, it was. Yes, it was.
Look it up.
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Now, I know you guys know
Eadweard Muybridge,
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the grandfather
of motion pictures
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who took the pictures
that created that clip,
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but does anybody know the name
of the Black jockey
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that rode the horse?
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Nope? I mean,
the very first stuntman,
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animal wrangler and movie star
all rolled into one,
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and there is literally
no record of him.
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That man was a Bahamian jockey
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that went by the name
of Alistair E. Haywood.
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And he is
my great-great-grandfather.
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- Great.
- There's another "great" grandfather.
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That's why
back at the Haywood Ranch,
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as the only Black-owned
horse trainers in Hollywood,
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we like to say, "Since the
moment pictures could move,
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we had skin in the game."
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All right, let's get into
some, safety precautions
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while we're on set, shall we?
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Number one, please refrain
from making any loud noises,
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sudden movements,
and keep your cell phones off.
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We'd really appreciate that.
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Two, if you see anything
that looks or feels unsafe,
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contact me, OJ or your second
in chain of command.
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And three,
let's have a great shoot!
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...and I'm Emerald Haywood.
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I direct, write, produce, act.
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I do a little...
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...motorcycles, baby.
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Look, I-I make
a mean grilled cheese
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if you're looking for crafty.
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-Just-just holler at me.
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Okay, that was great.
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That was... that was a lot.
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...let's do a rehearsal.
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- Yeah? Rehearsal?
- Rehearsing, we should.
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We should do one. Rehearsing.
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I think...
I think he might need a break.
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Yeah, we'll rehearse one first,
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and then break, yeah?
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Well, I'm ready to do one.
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- OJ, she's...
she's ready to do one.
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Tell the horse
we're ready to do one.
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VFX, can we get the ball
in here while we have a sec?
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- Em.
- VFX and, OJ,
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you can... you can step off.
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Step out. Step off.
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- Yeah, yeah.
- step out.
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What's the horse's name?
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- Lucky.
- Lucky.
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- Is he?
- VFX!
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Yeah. Em?
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- OJ, let's step off.
- You calling me?
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- I'm trying to work.
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- What'd I tell you
about that, man?
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- Hey, man, if she can't
get near the back of the horse,
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- what are we doing here?
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- Medic.
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-Are you okay?
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- Look,
maybe it's just too soon?
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Yeah, it's not the gig.
Not ready yet.
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Right?
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- We need it, man.
- No, I know.
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Your dad left an enormous hole.
I know that.
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But don't worry,
there'll be others.
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All right? I'm sorry.
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- And...
- Sorry.
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Just, you tell her sorry.
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Thank you for the opportunity.
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Come on, now.
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Oh, where's VFX?
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Oh, all right. You got it.
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- Sorry, that was...
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So, where am I dropping you?
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- I'm a go up with you.
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I need to get some shit.
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My little girl said, you know,
I could crash at her place,
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so I'll be gone in the morning.
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So I'm gonna drive you back
tomorrow?
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I can find a ride.
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But, I mean, like, can I get
fun OJ out this bitch?
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'Cause this wack-ass OJ
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is really making me feel
like I'm not loved.
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Is that how you want
your little sister to feel?
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What happened to Gold Rush?
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Gold Rush went bankrupt.
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It's been this for three years.
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- Damn.
- Howdy, folks.
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Welcome to Jupiter's Claim.
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- Step on up
for the wishing well.
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Get your Jupe Jangle.
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Go on,
take a picture at the well.
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Cowboys and cowgirls,
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just a little heads-up.
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Join us Fridays at- 30 p.m.
for the brand-spanking-new
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Jupiter's Claim
Star Lasso Experience.
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- Come on over
to the Sundae Saloon.
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Get your ice-cold sarsaparilla.
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- Look at this. I've never
seen anything like it.
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- Oh, shi...
- Come on.
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I'm sorry, y'all. I'm sorry.
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- Photo bomb.
- You ruined it.
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-Yeah, my bad.
-Gold, I tell you.
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They got gold up in here.
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Lucky.
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Hang tight.
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I'll be back.
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Let's go.
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How many you sold?
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How many?
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Ten.
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You sold ten of Pops' horses?
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I'm gonna get 'em back.
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- Can you stay out here?
- Why?
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I'm developing
a business relationship,
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and you're a liability
right now.
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How am I a liability?
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How are you a lia...
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Don't promote your fucking
side shit on the job.
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- Oh, my God.
- Actor, singer, dancer,
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seamstress, motorcycles.
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You want to promote something,
promote this business.
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No, OJ. No.
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First of all, that's not
my side shit. This is.
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And second of all, if anybody's
a liability...
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- Fuck you.
- No, fuck you.
260
00:16:51,300 --> 00:16:54,250
- Hi there. It's Amber
again from Jupe's Claim.
261
00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:56,820
It does look like we were able
to squeeze out,
262
00:16:56,950 --> 00:16:59,320
a couple of extra press passes
263
00:16:59,450 --> 00:17:02,820
for the upcoming
friends and family preview.
264
00:17:04,290 --> 00:17:06,330
No apology necessary.
265
00:17:06,460 --> 00:17:08,760
This is in reference
to the biggest, bestest,
266
00:17:08,890 --> 00:17:11,130
brand-new live show we have
coming up here at the park,
267
00:17:11,270 --> 00:17:13,160
- which is sneaking up on us...
- Come in.
268
00:17:13,290 --> 00:17:14,760
- If you'd like, I can
go ahead and put you down...
269
00:17:14,890 --> 00:17:16,530
OJ.
270
00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:17,940
Thanks for coming up.
271
00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:19,770
How you doing?
This is my sister Em.
272
00:17:19,910 --> 00:17:21,780
Hi there.
273
00:17:21,910 --> 00:17:25,340
So, uh... who'd you bring me?
274
00:17:25,470 --> 00:17:27,310
Lucky.
275
00:17:27,450 --> 00:17:29,310
He's my second-best horse,
you know, uh...
276
00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:31,180
He lost focus.
277
00:17:31,310 --> 00:17:34,980
So, uh... I mean, I did, too,
but I can't fire myself.
278
00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:37,690
- That's good.
- Hold up.
279
00:17:37,830 --> 00:17:39,490
This you?
280
00:17:39,630 --> 00:17:42,130
You literally the Asian kid
from Kid Sheriff?
281
00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:43,690
- No, it's okay.
282
00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:45,690
Yeah, I was...
I was Lil' Jupe.
283
00:17:45,830 --> 00:17:47,700
Ah, dude, you were
literally my favorite.
284
00:17:47,830 --> 00:17:49,330
You mind if I get
a picture real quick?
285
00:17:49,470 --> 00:17:51,130
Hey, you mind if we talk?
286
00:17:51,270 --> 00:17:53,470
Yes. Of course.
287
00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:55,500
Please, browse away.
288
00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:57,570
Su casa es mi casa.
289
00:17:57,700 --> 00:17:59,640
Thank you. I sure will.
290
00:17:59,770 --> 00:18:02,180
so...
291
00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:04,180
same deal, yeah? Eleven-five?
292
00:18:04,310 --> 00:18:06,520
- Yeah. Thank you.
- That's 3D. Yeah.
293
00:18:06,650 --> 00:18:08,920
Whatever happened to that
Black boy? He was good.
294
00:18:09,050 --> 00:18:10,550
Stop, stop.
295
00:18:11,690 --> 00:18:13,360
- He was good.
296
00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:16,090
I actually wanted to,
lay some groundwork,
297
00:18:16,230 --> 00:18:19,260
to a pathway of-of,
buying some of them back.
298
00:18:19,390 --> 00:18:20,670
All right?
299
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,700
- Yeah.
300
00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:24,400
Yeah. Totally.
301
00:18:27,010 --> 00:18:28,040
-Yeah.
-Yeah?
302
00:18:28,180 --> 00:18:30,210
Actually, OJ,
303
00:18:30,350 --> 00:18:32,710
the offer I made your dad
is still on the table.
304
00:18:34,380 --> 00:18:36,110
- Let me... Let...
-Yo, wait a minute.
305
00:18:36,250 --> 00:18:39,250
So, that...
306
00:18:39,380 --> 00:18:41,750
OJ, have I shown you this?
307
00:18:41,890 --> 00:18:45,120
This is in reference
to the Gordy's Home incident.
308
00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:49,460
Gordy's Home. Yeah, yeah.
309
00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:52,630
So, Gordy's Home is
a short-lived but fabled sitcom
310
00:18:52,770 --> 00:18:55,300
I starred in in '96
after Kid Sheriff blew up.
311
00:18:55,440 --> 00:18:57,030
Yeah, my pops told me
about this show.
312
00:18:57,160 --> 00:18:59,400
The-the monkey went crazy
or some shit.
313
00:18:59,540 --> 00:19:03,040
You know, I usually charge
a fee for this.
314
00:19:16,050 --> 00:19:17,720
- That's the first
exploding fist bump.
315
00:19:17,850 --> 00:19:19,450
What? Really?
316
00:19:19,590 --> 00:19:21,150
Y'all came up with that?
317
00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:24,330
So, as I was saying,
Gordy's Home began airing
318
00:19:24,470 --> 00:19:26,630
- in the fall of '96...
319
00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:28,840
...and it was an immediate hit.
320
00:19:28,970 --> 00:19:30,660
ratings were huge.
321
00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:32,470
Pretty good reviews.
322
00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:34,400
Just really took off.
323
00:19:37,050 --> 00:19:40,070
Then, one day...
324
00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:43,010
...we were shooting an episode
325
00:19:43,150 --> 00:19:46,280
in season two entitled,
"Gordy's Birthday."
326
00:19:49,990 --> 00:19:53,320
One of the chimps
that plays Gordy just...
327
00:19:53,460 --> 00:19:55,090
just hit his limit.
328
00:19:55,220 --> 00:19:59,630
And it was six minutes
and 13 seconds of havoc.
329
00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:03,270
Network tried to bury hit,
but it was a spectacle.
330
00:20:03,410 --> 00:20:05,430
People are just obsessed.
331
00:20:05,570 --> 00:20:06,770
You're kidding me.
332
00:20:06,900 --> 00:20:08,770
OJ, you said you heard
about that?
333
00:20:08,910 --> 00:20:11,180
That's why
they don't let you use chimps.
334
00:20:11,310 --> 00:20:13,510
That's part of the reason.
335
00:20:13,650 --> 00:20:16,510
There's a growing Gordy's Home
fan base out there now.
336
00:20:16,650 --> 00:20:18,190
This Dutch couple paid me 50K
337
00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:19,850
to come in here
and spend the night.
338
00:20:19,990 --> 00:20:21,650
I didn't ask.
339
00:20:21,780 --> 00:20:23,020
That's crazy.
340
00:20:26,690 --> 00:20:28,960
So, what happened really, man?
341
00:20:32,430 --> 00:20:34,700
You haven't seen
the Bad Gordy sketch on SNL?
342
00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:37,170
I mean, they pretty much
nailed it better than I could.
343
00:20:37,300 --> 00:20:39,670
No?
344
00:20:40,670 --> 00:20:42,070
Saturday Night Live?
345
00:20:42,210 --> 00:20:44,240
Darrell Hammond as Tom.
346
00:20:44,380 --> 00:20:46,870
Ana Gasteyer as Phyllis.
347
00:20:47,010 --> 00:20:50,080
Cheri Oteri as Mary Jo Elliot.
348
00:20:50,220 --> 00:20:52,420
Scott Wolf is the host.
He's me.
349
00:20:52,550 --> 00:20:54,720
But, of course,
the star of the sketch
350
00:20:54,850 --> 00:20:57,580
is Chris goddamn Kattan
as Gordy,
351
00:20:57,720 --> 00:20:59,890
and he is...
352
00:21:00,030 --> 00:21:02,030
undeniable, okay?
353
00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:03,930
Bit goes like this.
354
00:21:04,060 --> 00:21:06,490
Everyone's trying to celebrate
Gordy's birthday,
355
00:21:06,630 --> 00:21:11,200
but every time Gordy hears
something about the jungle,
356
00:21:11,340 --> 00:21:14,700
Gordy - Kattan - goes off.
357
00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:17,840
And it's... it's Kattan.
358
00:21:17,970 --> 00:21:20,050
He's just crushing it.
359
00:21:20,180 --> 00:21:22,080
He is a force of nature.
360
00:21:22,220 --> 00:21:25,420
He is killing on that stage.
361
00:21:32,260 --> 00:21:34,550
Yeah.
362
00:21:34,690 --> 00:21:36,690
It's legendary.
363
00:21:36,820 --> 00:21:38,590
Legendary shit.
364
00:21:38,730 --> 00:21:41,060
Yeah.
365
00:21:41,190 --> 00:21:42,640
Yeah, I'm gonna have to
go ahead,
366
00:21:42,770 --> 00:21:44,270
- look that one up on YouTube.
367
00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:45,730
Details, you know?
368
00:21:45,870 --> 00:21:47,300
Totally.
369
00:21:51,070 --> 00:21:53,070
I got some work I got to do.
370
00:21:54,110 --> 00:21:56,380
So we ain't gonna chill
tonight, nothing?
371
00:21:56,520 --> 00:21:58,880
- You want to work?
- Hell no.
372
00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:05,320
So, what was the offer?
373
00:22:05,460 --> 00:22:07,360
- Jupe?
- Yeah.
374
00:22:08,530 --> 00:22:09,960
He offered to buy the ranch.
375
00:22:10,100 --> 00:22:11,460
Oh, really?
376
00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:13,430
That's interesting. How much?
377
00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:15,330
Why?
378
00:22:15,460 --> 00:22:19,030
'Cause... I'm trying to see
how big of a dumbass you are.
379
00:22:20,410 --> 00:22:22,100
Big dumbass, probably.
380
00:22:37,830 --> 00:22:39,760
So I guess you don't want
to see what's good
381
00:22:39,890 --> 00:22:41,460
with Dad liquor cabinet,
then, huh?!
382
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:50,830
I got that hobby weed, too,
actually.
383
00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:54,310
That's all you had to say, then.
384
00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:55,770
-The hobby weed.
385
00:22:55,910 --> 00:22:57,510
That's all you had to say,
just let me know.
386
00:22:57,650 --> 00:22:59,270
You should've dropped that
at the top.
387
00:22:59,410 --> 00:23:01,110
"I got the hobby weed."
You know I'm ready.
388
00:23:07,580 --> 00:23:10,150
Okay, your reflexes
are still quick. Like, whoa.
389
00:23:10,280 --> 00:23:12,860
- I ain't mad at it.
- I'm watching.
390
00:23:19,530 --> 00:23:20,890
Drink.
391
00:23:25,670 --> 00:23:27,800
Oh, shit.
392
00:23:27,940 --> 00:23:29,840
Remember Jean Jacket?
393
00:23:29,970 --> 00:23:32,400
- Yeah, good horse.
394
00:23:32,540 --> 00:23:35,550
- Supposed to be
my first horse, actually.
395
00:23:35,690 --> 00:23:37,550
I was just talking
to my therapist about this
396
00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:39,490
- not too long ago.
- Therapist?
397
00:23:39,620 --> 00:23:43,190
Yes. I fuck one
on occasion sometimes.
398
00:23:45,120 --> 00:23:48,350
I was telling her that,
for my ninth birthday,
399
00:23:48,490 --> 00:23:51,160
I was supposed to get
to train Jean Jacket.
400
00:23:51,290 --> 00:23:53,530
But then Pops got
some Western, and...
401
00:23:53,670 --> 00:23:55,370
Jean Jacket wasn't mine no more.
402
00:23:55,500 --> 00:23:57,930
Classic Otis Senior.
403
00:23:58,060 --> 00:24:00,170
I distinctly remember...
404
00:24:01,910 --> 00:24:03,710
...standing right here
at this window,
405
00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:06,510
watching y'all train my horse.
406
00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:08,050
My horse.
407
00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:12,250
Pops never looked up at me.
408
00:24:17,360 --> 00:24:19,020
OJ, come on.
409
00:24:25,890 --> 00:24:28,400
But you did, nigga.
410
00:24:28,530 --> 00:24:30,400
Remember?
411
00:24:33,370 --> 00:24:35,900
It was Scorpion King, actually.
412
00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:37,740
It wasn't a Western.
413
00:24:38,780 --> 00:24:41,770
That was the first job
Pops took me on.
414
00:24:41,910 --> 00:24:44,040
Wasn't much fun.
415
00:24:44,180 --> 00:24:46,720
Ended up using camels
anyways, so...
416
00:24:49,260 --> 00:24:51,590
The point is...
417
00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:53,690
Yeah, fuck the point.
418
00:24:54,700 --> 00:24:56,760
Yo, that man was
hardheaded as fuck.
419
00:24:56,890 --> 00:24:58,630
And so are you.
420
00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:00,060
That's it.
421
00:25:04,910 --> 00:25:07,000
But at the end of the day,
you got to...
422
00:25:07,140 --> 00:25:09,610
you got to admit, man, Pops...
423
00:25:12,950 --> 00:25:15,310
Pops did something
when he made this place.
424
00:25:16,950 --> 00:25:19,120
He changed the industry.
425
00:25:19,250 --> 00:25:21,220
That's real.
426
00:25:23,120 --> 00:25:25,090
I can't just let that go.
427
00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:29,420
Why is Ghost in the arena?
428
00:25:57,130 --> 00:25:58,860
What's good?
429
00:26:04,300 --> 00:26:05,830
Yeah.
430
00:26:33,150 --> 00:26:34,750
Turn it down!
431
00:26:34,890 --> 00:26:36,260
All right!
432
00:26:49,580 --> 00:26:51,670
Hey!
433
00:26:51,810 --> 00:26:53,510
Where he going?
434
00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:39,760
What if I...
435
00:27:42,060 --> 00:27:44,360
What if I told you...
436
00:27:46,290 --> 00:27:49,130
...you'll leave here different?
437
00:27:52,570 --> 00:27:57,140
See, every Friday
for the last six months...
438
00:27:58,750 --> 00:28:02,450
...my family and I bore witness
439
00:28:02,580 --> 00:28:04,850
to an absolute
440
00:28:04,980 --> 00:28:06,750
spectacle.
441
00:29:14,450 --> 00:29:16,320
You see it? The power?
442
00:29:17,530 --> 00:29:19,390
Where's Ghost?
443
00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:23,620
- I don't know.
- Hold on.
444
00:29:30,740 --> 00:29:32,900
Boom. Power went out.
445
00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:35,240
- See?
- Rewind.
446
00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:42,210
Stop.
447
00:29:43,220 --> 00:29:45,280
Ghost talking about,
"I ain't listening.
448
00:29:45,420 --> 00:29:48,050
I'm not trained.
I do whatever the fuck I want."
449
00:29:49,210 --> 00:29:51,080
What?
450
00:29:51,220 --> 00:29:52,860
What'd you see?
451
00:30:01,500 --> 00:30:03,240
What's a bad miracle?
452
00:30:03,370 --> 00:30:05,330
Hmm?
453
00:30:06,740 --> 00:30:08,840
They got a word for that?
454
00:30:10,710 --> 00:30:12,380
Nope.
455
00:30:13,350 --> 00:30:16,210
They said it was a prop plane
or something that killed Pops.
456
00:30:18,940 --> 00:30:21,090
That shit ain't never
made sense to me.
457
00:30:21,220 --> 00:30:22,820
Then tonight,
I heard Ghost make a sound
458
00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:24,320
I ain't never heard
a horse make.
459
00:30:24,450 --> 00:30:26,520
What did you see? Hmm?
460
00:30:28,250 --> 00:30:29,890
It was big.
461
00:30:30,030 --> 00:30:31,900
- How big?
- Big.
462
00:30:32,030 --> 00:30:34,460
-What'd it look like?
- I don't know.
463
00:30:39,270 --> 00:30:41,040
It was fast.
464
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:44,240
Too fast.
465
00:30:44,370 --> 00:30:46,340
Too quiet to be a plane.
466
00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:48,050
OJ.
467
00:30:48,990 --> 00:30:51,710
Are you saying
what I think you're saying?
468
00:30:58,490 --> 00:31:00,030
I'm telling you, man,
we don't need a lot.
469
00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:01,490
We just need enough
to make our shit
470
00:31:01,620 --> 00:31:02,760
look different
from what's out there.
471
00:31:02,900 --> 00:31:04,160
You get what I'm saying?
Like...
472
00:31:04,300 --> 00:31:05,790
You know I ain't trying
to run it up.
473
00:31:05,930 --> 00:31:08,630
I just was looking online,
and I seen a lot of shit.
474
00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:10,200
You know I'm broke, right?
475
00:31:10,340 --> 00:31:12,700
- We'll use my money.
476
00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:14,340
Okay, shut up. Look.
477
00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:16,140
All right.
478
00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:18,110
There it is.
Five to a hundred K.
479
00:31:18,250 --> 00:31:20,840
- Well, read it.
- You read it, dyslexic ass.
480
00:31:20,970 --> 00:31:23,470
The point is
a website like Cyber Dominion
481
00:31:23,610 --> 00:31:25,220
will pay five to a hundred K
482
00:31:25,350 --> 00:31:27,620
for photographic evidence
of UFOs and shit.
483
00:31:27,750 --> 00:31:29,620
A hundred K?
484
00:31:29,750 --> 00:31:31,990
And that's just what I saw
on the first go.
485
00:31:33,620 --> 00:31:35,900
Now that I'm thinking about it,
fuck Cyber Dominion.
486
00:31:36,030 --> 00:31:38,030
This shit right here is
a moment - our moment.
487
00:31:38,170 --> 00:31:40,030
We set it up,
release it the right way,
488
00:31:40,170 --> 00:31:42,840
man, I'm talking
rich and famous for life.
489
00:31:42,970 --> 00:31:44,530
How you doing? You look pretty.
490
00:31:44,670 --> 00:31:46,170
She look like
she got a big house.
491
00:31:46,310 --> 00:31:47,840
- How?
- How what? How we put it out?
492
00:31:47,980 --> 00:31:49,310
-Well, that's what I'm saying.
493
00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:51,130
We don't just go for
the quick cash-in, okay?
494
00:31:51,270 --> 00:31:53,670
We-we go to the most credible
platform to do the story.
495
00:31:53,810 --> 00:31:55,550
- What's that? Like Oprah?
- Yeah.
496
00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:57,580
Like Oprah, for example.
After that, everybody want in.
497
00:31:57,710 --> 00:31:58,850
Well, I'm saying there's plenty
498
00:31:58,990 --> 00:32:00,380
of videos of flying shit online.
499
00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:02,190
I saw one the other day.
That wasn't on Oprah.
500
00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:03,890
Nigga, I didn't say Oprah.
You said Oprah.
501
00:32:04,020 --> 00:32:05,650
You love Oprah.
502
00:32:05,790 --> 00:32:07,720
Look, all I'm saying is
all that shit online is fake.
503
00:32:07,860 --> 00:32:10,090
Low quality. Ain't nobody
gonna get what we gonna get.
504
00:32:10,230 --> 00:32:11,520
What we gonna get?
505
00:32:11,660 --> 00:32:12,930
- The shot.
- What shot?
506
00:32:13,070 --> 00:32:14,870
The shot. The money shot.
507
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:17,240
Undeniable, singular, the...
508
00:32:17,370 --> 00:32:20,570
- The Oprah shot.
- The Oprah shot?
509
00:32:20,710 --> 00:32:22,570
Excuse me.
510
00:32:22,700 --> 00:32:25,140
Hi. I can help you over here.
511
00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:29,840
Hi.
512
00:32:29,980 --> 00:32:31,610
- Thank you for shopping
at Fry's.
513
00:32:31,750 --> 00:32:33,550
Did you guys find everything
you're looking for today?
514
00:32:33,690 --> 00:32:35,620
Yes... Angel.
515
00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:38,290
Oh. Great.
516
00:32:38,420 --> 00:32:40,390
Actually, do you have
a card with us?
517
00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:41,730
No, thank you.
518
00:32:41,860 --> 00:32:42,960
Would you like one?
519
00:32:43,100 --> 00:32:44,590
- Because it...
- No, thank you.
520
00:32:44,730 --> 00:32:45,930
Would you like one of
our tech support personnel
521
00:32:46,070 --> 00:32:47,290
to help you
with the installation?
522
00:32:49,570 --> 00:32:51,100
Appreciate you.
523
00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:53,700
All right,
no help with the install.
524
00:32:54,700 --> 00:32:56,300
Suit yourself.
525
00:32:56,440 --> 00:32:57,870
Is it a hard install?
526
00:32:58,010 --> 00:32:59,410
Well, for me, no.
527
00:32:59,540 --> 00:33:00,940
You're not gonna
be able to do it.
528
00:33:02,510 --> 00:33:03,980
What happened?
Did you guys get robbed?
529
00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:05,650
- Yeah, you know.
530
00:33:05,790 --> 00:33:07,220
A lot of blackouts.
531
00:33:07,350 --> 00:33:08,950
Take the camera out
from time to time.
532
00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:11,090
All these new cameras,
they have backup battery power,
533
00:33:11,220 --> 00:33:13,330
so you should be fine.
534
00:33:13,460 --> 00:33:15,630
But the outages affect the
power in the battery shit, too,
535
00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:17,660
like cell phones.
536
00:33:17,790 --> 00:33:19,460
Okay. All right.
537
00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:23,830
Cell phones, they don't just
drop in power. Right?
538
00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:25,670
I mean,
maybe your Wi-Fi drops out
539
00:33:25,810 --> 00:33:27,500
whenever your system dips.
540
00:33:27,630 --> 00:33:30,770
So, that's technology.
541
00:33:33,410 --> 00:33:35,810
Okay, or maybe you're in
a UFO hot spot.
542
00:33:35,940 --> 00:33:38,780
No one believes in that.
543
00:33:48,420 --> 00:33:49,960
What's up?
544
00:33:50,090 --> 00:33:52,830
Damn. Did not realize
you guys were this far out.
545
00:33:54,430 --> 00:33:55,940
I don't mind, though.
546
00:33:56,070 --> 00:33:58,800
Smell of horse shit
and fresh air.
547
00:33:58,940 --> 00:34:00,700
Right?
548
00:34:05,910 --> 00:34:07,110
Look at me, man.
549
00:34:07,250 --> 00:34:08,480
-Fuck.
-Don't do that. Don't yell.
550
00:34:08,620 --> 00:34:10,320
Sorry, man.
551
00:34:10,450 --> 00:34:12,280
Sorry if I was, like, a little
shut down this morning.
552
00:34:12,420 --> 00:34:14,480
Just got out of
a four-year relationship.
553
00:34:14,610 --> 00:34:16,150
You were fine.
554
00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:17,880
I know it's gonna sound
fucking cliché, all right,
555
00:34:18,020 --> 00:34:20,190
but I thought that
she was the one, you know?
556
00:34:20,330 --> 00:34:22,290
Is this gonna take
longer than an hour?
557
00:34:22,420 --> 00:34:24,500
This? Oh, shit, yeah.
558
00:34:24,630 --> 00:34:26,630
- I'm a go ahead and pop out.
- Where you going?
559
00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:28,400
I got to go to the store
and get something.
560
00:34:28,530 --> 00:34:30,600
Don't worry about it.
You need anything?
561
00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:38,280
Her name was, Rebecca Diaz.
562
00:34:39,710 --> 00:34:41,540
Yep, keep an eye out for her.
563
00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:44,710
She's an actress, model,
you know?
564
00:34:44,850 --> 00:34:47,850
She booked a pilot
on The CW, so...
565
00:34:47,990 --> 00:34:49,510
Yeah, fucking left me.
566
00:34:51,550 --> 00:34:53,790
Yeah, fucking CW.
567
00:34:56,990 --> 00:34:59,430
- So, thing about this camera...
-Actually, can it swivel up?
568
00:35:05,240 --> 00:35:07,370
- Boom.
- Little more?
569
00:35:07,500 --> 00:35:09,840
- More. Okay.
570
00:35:35,770 --> 00:35:38,540
Do you know they don't
call 'em UFOs anymore?
571
00:35:41,270 --> 00:35:43,670
It's fucking UAPs now.
572
00:35:45,340 --> 00:35:47,370
Why they got to change the name?
573
00:35:48,950 --> 00:35:50,280
Exactly.
574
00:35:50,420 --> 00:35:51,810
No, fuck it.
I-I'll tell you why
575
00:35:51,950 --> 00:35:53,950
they changed the name,
all right?
576
00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:56,320
It-it's 'cause they want
to keep us in the dark.
577
00:35:56,450 --> 00:35:58,320
Remember when they declassified
578
00:35:58,460 --> 00:36:00,890
all that UFO footage
a couple years ago?
579
00:36:01,020 --> 00:36:03,100
Yeah. Well, people started
paying attention.
580
00:36:03,230 --> 00:36:05,260
So they changed the name
to UAPs.
581
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:07,660
And no one knows
what the fuck a UAP is,
582
00:36:07,790 --> 00:36:09,300
so everyone lost interest.
583
00:36:09,430 --> 00:36:11,500
I saw that - that Navy clip.
584
00:36:11,630 --> 00:36:12,840
Couldn't really see 'em, though.
585
00:36:12,970 --> 00:36:14,270
Could've been better.
586
00:36:14,410 --> 00:36:17,240
It's shitty footage
of exact proof
587
00:36:17,380 --> 00:36:18,940
that there's
an alien civilization
588
00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:20,650
out there in the universe.
589
00:36:20,780 --> 00:36:23,080
So, who's that?
590
00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:26,020
Come on, man. The little guys
with the big eyes.
591
00:36:27,420 --> 00:36:29,080
There's lots of theories.
592
00:36:29,220 --> 00:36:32,080
Either they're intergalactic
travelers looking for peace
593
00:36:32,220 --> 00:36:35,330
or futuristic humans
coming back in time
594
00:36:35,460 --> 00:36:37,530
to stop us
from destroying the planet,
595
00:36:37,660 --> 00:36:40,830
or they're fucking
world killers.
596
00:36:40,970 --> 00:36:42,630
Planetary destroyers.
597
00:36:42,770 --> 00:36:45,170
And that means that they've
been fucking watching us
598
00:36:45,300 --> 00:36:48,310
and studying us, waiting for
the perfect time to beam us up
599
00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:50,970
and shove metal probes
up our fucking asses.
600
00:36:53,610 --> 00:36:55,110
Cool.
601
00:36:55,240 --> 00:36:57,710
An-Anyway, Ancient Aliens,
History Channel.
602
00:36:57,850 --> 00:36:59,720
- Watch that shit.
- Hey!
603
00:37:01,780 --> 00:37:03,920
Come on! Help a nigga out!
604
00:37:14,490 --> 00:37:17,030
Know where I could find me
a couple of big, strong fellas?
605
00:37:18,270 --> 00:37:19,460
You good?
606
00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:20,800
I'm good.
607
00:37:20,930 --> 00:37:23,170
- What?
- What's that?
608
00:37:24,510 --> 00:37:25,970
Oh, this?
609
00:37:26,110 --> 00:37:28,050
You know, just,
training horses we ordered
610
00:37:28,180 --> 00:37:29,580
that I picked up.
611
00:37:29,720 --> 00:37:31,870
-Where'd you get it from?
-Don't worry about it.
612
00:37:32,010 --> 00:37:33,720
Now, come on, help me out.
613
00:37:34,720 --> 00:37:36,250
Got you.
614
00:37:36,390 --> 00:37:38,490
Okay, so... so what is that?
615
00:37:38,620 --> 00:37:40,520
- Is it like bait?
- I told you.
616
00:37:40,660 --> 00:37:42,650
It is a decoy
for horse training.
617
00:37:42,790 --> 00:37:44,160
Okay.
618
00:37:45,160 --> 00:37:47,260
Shit. Shit.
619
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:49,030
- See?
- OJ.
620
00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:51,440
We good.
I mean, he don't know shit.
621
00:37:51,570 --> 00:37:53,870
Oh, no. You guys are doing
something shady.
622
00:37:57,540 --> 00:37:59,110
Hey there!
623
00:37:59,240 --> 00:38:00,770
Hey!
624
00:38:00,910 --> 00:38:03,180
You can stay right there,
though!
625
00:38:03,310 --> 00:38:05,250
Sure!
626
00:38:05,380 --> 00:38:06,580
What's up?
627
00:38:06,720 --> 00:38:08,420
We're setting up a decoy!
628
00:38:08,550 --> 00:38:11,090
For horse training!
629
00:38:11,220 --> 00:38:13,590
Oh, good!
630
00:38:13,720 --> 00:38:15,620
You know, we got some of those!
631
00:38:18,590 --> 00:38:20,030
Where'd you get...
632
00:38:20,170 --> 00:38:21,670
Where'd you get yours?!
633
00:38:24,030 --> 00:38:26,570
Yeah... I'm not really sure!
634
00:38:26,700 --> 00:38:28,770
My wife would know!
635
00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:32,210
-Okay! Thanks for stopping by!
-Why the...
636
00:38:32,340 --> 00:38:33,640
You don't live here.
637
00:38:33,770 --> 00:38:35,110
Sorry. Trying to help.
638
00:38:35,250 --> 00:38:36,880
Sure thing!
639
00:38:38,520 --> 00:38:41,150
Hey. I wanted
to invite you to our...
640
00:38:41,290 --> 00:38:43,290
new family live show!
641
00:38:43,420 --> 00:38:45,890
Friday! At 00 p.m.!
642
00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:52,260
Thumbs u... thumbs up.
643
00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:53,900
Should I do it?
644
00:38:54,030 --> 00:38:55,570
Yeah, do it.
645
00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:58,230
Thumbs up!
646
00:38:59,230 --> 00:39:01,300
- And so,
the router's in the shed.
647
00:39:01,430 --> 00:39:04,300
I set it up so if the power
goes down on camera A,
648
00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:06,810
camera B's pointed
at the sky to catch
649
00:39:06,940 --> 00:39:08,480
whatever might have
taken it out.
650
00:39:08,610 --> 00:39:10,850
And, vice versa, so...
651
00:39:10,990 --> 00:39:12,850
Thank you.
652
00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:15,420
I mean, you're really
not gonna tell me
653
00:39:15,550 --> 00:39:16,680
what the fuck is going on?
654
00:39:18,420 --> 00:39:19,860
- You'll know soon enough.
- Oh.
655
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:21,920
Cool, cryptic.
656
00:39:22,890 --> 00:39:23,990
Fucking dicks.
657
00:39:26,590 --> 00:39:28,490
I can monitor the feeds
remotely myself, if you want.
658
00:39:28,630 --> 00:39:29,500
Free of charge.
659
00:39:29,630 --> 00:39:31,440
- Hell no.
- No.
660
00:39:33,070 --> 00:39:34,370
thank you, ma'am.
661
00:39:36,510 --> 00:39:38,100
One more thing.
662
00:39:38,240 --> 00:39:40,110
You'll be getting a call
from my supervisor
663
00:39:40,250 --> 00:39:41,280
asking how my service was.
664
00:39:41,420 --> 00:39:43,010
Five stars, Angel. Five stars.
665
00:39:43,150 --> 00:39:44,340
Thank you.
666
00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:52,860
- So, what now?
- I don't know.
667
00:39:52,990 --> 00:39:54,820
- What you want to do?
- I'm - Whatever you want to do.
668
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:56,460
Well, I got some work
I got to do.
669
00:39:56,600 --> 00:39:58,360
- I'm gonna go out...
670
00:39:58,500 --> 00:39:59,860
That's a good one.
671
00:40:21,990 --> 00:40:23,990
OPRAH I'm talking
today to women who say
672
00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:26,650
they have been abducted
by aliens from another planet.
673
00:40:26,790 --> 00:40:28,860
May I briefly
say, I don't know for a fact
674
00:40:28,990 --> 00:40:30,150
that they're from
another planet.
675
00:40:30,290 --> 00:40:31,530
Well, you know you weren't
676
00:40:31,670 --> 00:40:33,570
- in Kansas anymore, Toto.
677
00:40:33,700 --> 00:40:35,230
And I wasn't wearing red shoes
678
00:40:35,360 --> 00:40:37,200
- that I could click together,
either. -Yeah, yeah.
679
00:42:42,020 --> 00:42:44,300
Nope. Nope, I'm out.
680
00:42:44,430 --> 00:42:46,160
I'm going. Fuck this shit.
681
00:43:29,740 --> 00:43:31,910
- Oh, shit!
- Fuck off.
682
00:43:32,050 --> 00:43:33,780
Give us back our property.
683
00:43:33,910 --> 00:43:35,940
- Don't mess with
Jupiter's Claim! - Come on.
684
00:43:40,350 --> 00:43:41,880
What happened?
685
00:43:42,020 --> 00:43:43,450
The Park kids.
686
00:43:43,590 --> 00:43:45,050
Jupe's sons.
687
00:43:45,190 --> 00:43:46,730
And they let Clover out, man.
688
00:43:46,860 --> 00:43:49,020
What?
They trying to prank Haywood?
689
00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:51,620
- It's on!
- Hey. You stole their horse.
690
00:44:27,060 --> 00:44:28,430
What's up, Nessie?
691
00:44:28,570 --> 00:44:30,130
Not much. Just stocking shit.
692
00:44:30,260 --> 00:44:32,070
You know, pretty much regular.
693
00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:18,640
I need to take my ass to bed.
694
00:45:24,090 --> 00:45:25,950
- Who this?
- Yo, it's Angel from Fry's.
695
00:45:26,080 --> 00:45:28,560
Just calling to tell you that
there is a bug on camera A.
696
00:45:28,690 --> 00:45:31,160
I know. Wait, I thought I
told you not to watch our shit.
697
00:45:31,290 --> 00:45:32,330
Yeah, I know, I know.
698
00:45:32,470 --> 00:45:33,830
Camera B is down.
699
00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:35,470
What?
700
00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:37,460
Camera B is down.
701
00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:40,170
Like Ancient-fucking-Aliens
down.
702
00:46:55,780 --> 00:46:58,540
Emerald, can you please get
the bug off the thing?
703
00:46:58,680 --> 00:47:01,890
Get the bug off
the fucking thing!
704
00:47:03,860 --> 00:47:05,080
Shit.
705
00:47:14,690 --> 00:47:16,730
What do you see?
706
00:47:16,860 --> 00:47:18,770
Do you... do you see, like,
lights or anything?
707
00:47:18,900 --> 00:47:21,170
Like, a-a fucking saucer?
708
00:47:21,310 --> 00:47:24,140
It's in the cloud.
It's in the cloud.
709
00:47:24,270 --> 00:47:26,610
OJ! It's in the cloud!
710
00:47:38,920 --> 00:47:41,320
Run, OJ! Run!
711
00:47:48,260 --> 00:47:49,970
- Shit.
712
00:48:30,100 --> 00:48:31,770
Hello?
713
00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:36,440
What happened to OJ?
714
00:48:37,450 --> 00:48:39,550
It's fine.
715
00:48:39,680 --> 00:48:41,150
Come on.
716
00:48:44,350 --> 00:48:46,150
Okay, it's still on.
717
00:48:46,290 --> 00:48:48,290
The camera, it's still on.
718
00:49:05,840 --> 00:49:07,510
Okay, you fucking
praying mantis.
719
00:49:07,650 --> 00:49:08,910
All right, bitch.
720
00:49:09,050 --> 00:49:10,610
You like Sour Patch Kids?
721
00:50:33,930 --> 00:50:35,700
A'ight, man.
722
00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:38,600
Where your shit? Let's go.
723
00:50:38,730 --> 00:50:40,200
Haven't seen one of those
in a minute.
724
00:50:40,340 --> 00:50:41,930
Fucking praying mantis.
725
00:50:42,070 --> 00:50:43,470
That motherfucker better pray
I don't ever see him,
726
00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:45,640
'cause if I do, I'm a eat him.
727
00:50:46,740 --> 00:50:48,370
- Let's go.
- Where?
728
00:50:48,510 --> 00:50:50,040
Man, I don't know.
729
00:50:50,180 --> 00:50:51,780
I got me
a little situation in Atwater
730
00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:53,450
texting me back right now.
731
00:50:53,580 --> 00:50:56,360
- It's not coming again tonight.
- I don't care.
732
00:50:58,790 --> 00:51:00,820
No.
733
00:51:00,950 --> 00:51:05,030
Bro, I ain't never seen
no shit like this.
734
00:51:05,160 --> 00:51:06,490
It ain't worth it.
735
00:51:06,630 --> 00:51:08,830
No, nope. It's too much.
736
00:51:08,970 --> 00:51:11,460
You should go, then.
737
00:51:11,600 --> 00:51:13,700
I got to get up early anyway.
738
00:51:16,140 --> 00:51:18,110
I got mouths to feed.
739
00:51:54,510 --> 00:51:56,180
You hear that?
740
00:52:03,720 --> 00:52:05,750
Ghost out there.
741
00:52:07,860 --> 00:52:10,430
Acting all territorial.
742
00:52:16,770 --> 00:52:19,600
I guess some animals
ain't fit to be trained.
743
00:52:40,390 --> 00:52:41,780
- Hello?
- Hi.
744
00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:44,090
Is this, Antlers Holst?
745
00:52:45,630 --> 00:52:46,930
Who's this?
746
00:52:47,070 --> 00:52:48,900
Hey, yeah. I'm Emerald Haywood.
747
00:52:49,030 --> 00:52:51,800
We met a couple days ago
at the commercial.
748
00:52:51,930 --> 00:52:54,400
- Oh, yeah, horse girl. Sure.
749
00:52:54,540 --> 00:52:56,570
I remember you and your brother.
750
00:52:56,700 --> 00:52:58,570
Yeah, horse boy.
751
00:52:58,700 --> 00:53:00,280
He's here, too.
752
00:53:00,410 --> 00:53:03,270
- The descendants of the jockey.
753
00:53:03,410 --> 00:53:06,780
- Guess I'm talking to
motion picture royalty, then.
754
00:53:08,420 --> 00:53:09,910
How'd you get the number?
755
00:53:10,050 --> 00:53:12,260
- I got it from the call sheet.
756
00:53:12,390 --> 00:53:14,630
So, we have a project, and,
757
00:53:14,760 --> 00:53:17,820
you know, what if I told you
it was the offer of a lifetime?
758
00:53:17,960 --> 00:53:20,830
- Yeah,
hopefully not my lifetime.
759
00:53:20,960 --> 00:53:23,360
That's a good one.
I'm a be real with you.
760
00:53:23,490 --> 00:53:25,830
We don't have a lot of money
to pay you up front
761
00:53:25,970 --> 00:53:28,610
you know, not like
you're used to- but...
762
00:53:28,740 --> 00:53:32,170
Yeah. I tend to do one for them
so I can do one for me,
763
00:53:32,310 --> 00:53:35,280
so what is it?
764
00:53:35,410 --> 00:53:38,050
- Reality.
- Oh, no. Reality.
765
00:53:38,180 --> 00:53:39,780
Documentary.
766
00:53:40,790 --> 00:53:43,690
- Doc-Documentary.
- that's better.
767
00:53:45,250 --> 00:53:47,490
- So, again, what's it about?
768
00:53:47,630 --> 00:53:50,260
It's about the shit
dreams is made of, baby.
769
00:53:51,300 --> 00:53:53,300
Listen, horse girl.
770
00:53:53,430 --> 00:53:56,290
- I got a...
771
00:53:56,430 --> 00:53:59,700
...pretty damn superb
lemon tart in the oven
772
00:53:59,840 --> 00:54:02,730
I'm about to serve to ten
of my closest friends, so...
773
00:54:02,870 --> 00:54:04,370
Stop.
774
00:54:04,500 --> 00:54:06,870
- Oh, hold on one second. What?
775
00:54:07,010 --> 00:54:08,410
- He's not here for that.
- Look, look, no.
776
00:54:08,550 --> 00:54:10,080
- Don't be cute.
Stick to the plan. Say it!
777
00:54:10,210 --> 00:54:11,810
- This is what I do.
- I don't go to your job
778
00:54:11,950 --> 00:54:13,420
and knock a horse's dick
out your damn hand.
779
00:54:13,550 --> 00:54:14,720
- Hello?
- Yeah.
780
00:54:14,850 --> 00:54:16,310
Yeah, my bad. We good, man.
781
00:54:16,450 --> 00:54:20,530
According to
American Cinema magazine,
782
00:54:20,660 --> 00:54:24,990
you make the cinematically
impossible possible.
783
00:54:25,120 --> 00:54:28,330
Well, we looking
for the impossible shot.
784
00:54:32,570 --> 00:54:34,200
That's impossible.
785
00:54:34,340 --> 00:54:35,900
Antlers.
786
00:54:36,040 --> 00:54:38,440
There's something out here
in Agua Dulce,
787
00:54:38,580 --> 00:54:40,570
and you're probably
the only person in the world
788
00:54:40,710 --> 00:54:43,010
that can get it on film.
789
00:54:43,150 --> 00:54:44,910
Th-That's it.
790
00:54:46,080 --> 00:54:50,790
Horse girl,
this dream you're chasing,
791
00:54:50,920 --> 00:54:54,590
the one where you end up
at the top of the mountain,
792
00:54:54,720 --> 00:54:57,220
all eyes on you...
793
00:55:00,030 --> 00:55:02,570
...it's the dream
you never wake up from.
794
00:55:16,450 --> 00:55:17,880
I don't like him.
795
00:55:41,930 --> 00:55:43,970
Holy shit. It's real.
796
00:55:44,940 --> 00:55:48,280
- I don't know
what you're doing here, but...
797
00:55:48,410 --> 00:55:50,920
it was illegal for you to...
798
00:55:51,050 --> 00:55:52,810
spy on us like that.
799
00:55:59,460 --> 00:56:01,990
Wait, you... you don't know?
800
00:56:04,260 --> 00:56:06,630
Okay, tell me
when you see it.
801
00:56:16,500 --> 00:56:18,070
There.
802
00:56:19,140 --> 00:56:21,910
- Doesn't move.
- Exactly.
803
00:56:24,180 --> 00:56:26,140
Well, look at that.
804
00:56:30,620 --> 00:56:32,490
I went back and scrubbed
through the footage,
805
00:56:32,630 --> 00:56:34,520
and that cloud
has been right there
806
00:56:34,660 --> 00:56:36,190
at least since
I set the cameras up.
807
00:56:36,320 --> 00:56:37,830
Yeah, now you mention it,
808
00:56:37,960 --> 00:56:39,960
I've probably been looking
at the same damn cloud
809
00:56:40,090 --> 00:56:42,000
every day
for the last six months.
810
00:56:44,430 --> 00:56:46,200
So, I mean,
that's them in there.
811
00:56:46,330 --> 00:56:48,470
And we've been recording it,
so we got it.
812
00:56:48,600 --> 00:56:50,170
Right?
813
00:56:53,840 --> 00:56:56,520
Why you saying "yeah" like that?
814
00:56:56,650 --> 00:56:58,910
I mean, we have proof
of aliens on video. I...
815
00:56:59,050 --> 00:57:00,810
Yeah, I wouldn't call it proof.
816
00:57:00,940 --> 00:57:02,580
Are you serious?
817
00:57:02,710 --> 00:57:04,490
Look, I've seen crazy weather
phenomenons online before.
818
00:57:04,620 --> 00:57:07,150
- That's all I'm saying.
- He's right.
819
00:57:07,290 --> 00:57:09,990
It's good, but it ain't it.
Ain't Oprah.
820
00:57:11,660 --> 00:57:13,320
Ain't Oprah.
821
00:57:15,390 --> 00:57:19,540
Okay. Are you guys telling me
822
00:57:19,670 --> 00:57:22,840
that there's an alien spaceship
823
00:57:22,970 --> 00:57:24,900
in that fucking cloud
right there?
824
00:57:25,040 --> 00:57:27,300
It doesn't move like a ship.
825
00:57:28,840 --> 00:57:30,680
What you mean, OJ?
826
00:57:33,650 --> 00:57:35,690
What if it's not a ship?
827
00:57:40,650 --> 00:57:42,190
- All right, Gordy,
we're almost ready, buddy.
828
00:57:42,320 --> 00:57:44,590
- Here we go, buddy. Come on.
829
00:57:44,730 --> 00:57:46,590
- He's ready.
- Set.
830
00:57:46,730 --> 00:57:48,430
Here we go.
831
00:57:48,560 --> 00:57:49,930
And... action.
832
00:57:50,070 --> 00:57:51,700
And, of course,
I set it to Icelandic time
833
00:57:51,840 --> 00:57:54,770
because we share a love
of the aurora borealis, Gordy.
834
00:57:54,910 --> 00:57:58,640
And you have no idea
how to tell time.
835
00:57:58,780 --> 00:58:00,810
- Great gift, Dad.
836
00:58:00,940 --> 00:58:02,550
Way to think things through.
837
00:58:02,680 --> 00:58:04,370
Somehow, you'd think
that a man who can send
838
00:58:04,510 --> 00:58:06,780
a rocket into space
would be able to manage
839
00:58:06,920 --> 00:58:08,820
a halfway decent
birthday present.
840
00:58:08,960 --> 00:58:10,320
Nope.
841
00:58:12,920 --> 00:58:15,790
You know, Gordy,
all things considered,
842
00:58:15,930 --> 00:58:18,120
maybe my gift
isn't so bad after all.
843
00:58:19,800 --> 00:58:21,990
- Hey, Gordy.
844
00:58:22,130 --> 00:58:23,970
- Surprise!
845
00:58:24,100 --> 00:58:26,970
- Now, that is a gift.
846
00:58:34,810 --> 00:58:36,440
Oh. Sorry. My...
847
00:58:36,580 --> 00:58:38,680
- That's all right.
Pick it up from there.
848
00:58:38,810 --> 00:58:40,450
Wait a minute.
849
00:58:40,580 --> 00:58:43,420
What happened to we both failed
at finding good presents?
850
00:58:46,660 --> 00:58:50,130
Here you go, Gordy.
Happy birthday.
851
00:58:51,130 --> 00:58:54,160
- Oh, beautiful, Hayley.
852
00:59:02,770 --> 00:59:04,780
- No, no! Down! Down! Gordy!
- Down!
853
00:59:04,910 --> 00:59:06,640
- No. Stop!
- Stop that!
854
01:00:46,180 --> 01:00:47,880
-D-D-Down! Down! Down!
855
01:00:48,010 --> 01:00:49,540
-You sit! Down.
856
01:03:00,840 --> 01:03:03,610
- Seven just on scene
- Oh, my God.
857
01:03:55,440 --> 01:03:56,930
Feeling good?
858
01:03:58,700 --> 01:03:59,900
Feeling good.
859
01:04:00,030 --> 01:04:01,700
Good.
860
01:04:06,880 --> 01:04:08,610
There we go.
861
01:04:11,080 --> 01:04:13,650
Run it.
Run it one more time, babe.
862
01:04:21,790 --> 01:04:23,900
What if I told you...
863
01:04:37,910 --> 01:04:40,570
Yo. It's, uh... Storm's coming.
864
01:04:41,610 --> 01:04:44,180
Just tarping up,
just to be safe.
865
01:05:02,670 --> 01:05:05,230
Hey, where you going?
866
01:05:05,360 --> 01:05:07,530
I'm a get Lucky.
867
01:05:07,670 --> 01:05:09,500
Now, we're not gonna let
868
01:05:09,640 --> 01:05:12,330
a few clouds kill our fun
today, are we, folks?
869
01:05:12,470 --> 01:05:14,480
So, without further ado,
870
01:05:14,610 --> 01:05:18,410
welcome to the Jupiter's Claim
Star Lasso Experience!
871
01:05:21,450 --> 01:05:23,590
How's everyone feeling today?
872
01:05:25,150 --> 01:05:26,510
All right.
873
01:05:26,650 --> 01:05:29,520
It's quite a doozy today.
874
01:05:29,660 --> 01:05:32,200
I want to thank you guys
for coming out here.
875
01:05:32,330 --> 01:05:34,660
But first, how about
another round of applause
876
01:05:34,800 --> 01:05:36,560
for my Amber?
877
01:05:36,700 --> 01:05:38,430
- I'll tell you, that woman is
878
01:05:38,570 --> 01:05:41,660
a saint for putting up
with all my craziness.
879
01:05:41,800 --> 01:05:43,600
And to the knuckleheads
up there.
880
01:05:43,740 --> 01:05:46,580
- The staff. Shout-out.
881
01:05:46,710 --> 01:05:47,740
All right, all right.
882
01:05:47,880 --> 01:05:49,510
That's enough.
883
01:05:49,640 --> 01:05:52,910
I also want to give
a special thanks to
884
01:05:53,040 --> 01:05:56,250
an old costar of mine
and my first crush,
885
01:05:56,380 --> 01:05:58,180
Mary Jo Elliott, everyone!
886
01:06:03,560 --> 01:06:05,100
All right.
887
01:06:06,360 --> 01:06:08,530
- You ready?
888
01:06:08,660 --> 01:06:09,790
Oh, come on.
That ain't nothing.
889
01:06:09,930 --> 01:06:11,870
- Are you ready?!
890
01:06:15,670 --> 01:06:17,110
Here we go.
891
01:06:24,380 --> 01:06:26,250
You're chosen.
892
01:06:35,420 --> 01:06:38,090
What if I told you...
893
01:06:38,230 --> 01:06:41,100
that in about an hour...
894
01:06:41,230 --> 01:06:44,200
you'll leave here different?
895
01:06:45,630 --> 01:06:50,470
See, every Friday
for the last six months,
896
01:06:50,600 --> 01:06:54,070
my family and I
have bore witness
897
01:06:54,210 --> 01:06:57,680
to an absolute spectacle.
898
01:06:57,810 --> 01:07:01,280
One that you'll be
seeing here today.
899
01:07:02,980 --> 01:07:05,620
So let me take you back
to that first night.
900
01:07:14,730 --> 01:07:18,440
Right here in this exact spot,
901
01:07:18,570 --> 01:07:22,640
I'd come over to wrangle
a chestnut horse named Trigger.
902
01:07:22,770 --> 01:07:26,170
Now, I could barely see my hand
in front of my face
903
01:07:26,310 --> 01:07:29,770
for the fog, but I swear
904
01:07:29,910 --> 01:07:33,280
on my wife and children's lives
905
01:07:33,410 --> 01:07:36,450
that at- 13 p.m.,
906
01:07:36,590 --> 01:07:38,260
I see...
907
01:07:39,830 --> 01:07:41,830
...a flying saucer
908
01:07:41,960 --> 01:07:44,660
descend through the mist.
909
01:07:44,790 --> 01:07:48,530
Old Trigger took off
straight into the gulch.
910
01:07:48,670 --> 01:07:49,930
And, well...
911
01:07:51,500 --> 01:07:53,360
...it's like he was going home.
912
01:07:59,710 --> 01:08:03,370
Now, just to be clear,
what we saw
913
01:08:03,510 --> 01:08:05,680
was a flying saucer.
914
01:08:05,820 --> 01:08:07,050
No doubt about that.
915
01:08:07,190 --> 01:08:08,550
Slightly flatter in the front,
916
01:08:08,680 --> 01:08:10,250
with a circular hole
in the bottom
917
01:08:10,390 --> 01:08:13,190
about two school bus
lengths wide.
918
01:08:13,330 --> 01:08:15,990
Ladies and gentlemen,
I kid you not.
919
01:08:18,230 --> 01:08:20,090
We are being surveilled
920
01:08:20,220 --> 01:08:23,670
by an alien species
I call "the Viewers."
921
01:08:24,700 --> 01:08:27,400
And though they have yet
to emerge from their ship,
922
01:08:27,530 --> 01:08:30,340
I believe they trust me.
923
01:08:30,470 --> 01:08:32,740
If they didn't,
I don't think any of us
924
01:08:32,880 --> 01:08:34,170
would be here right now.
925
01:08:36,320 --> 01:08:41,080
So, as I said,
in just under an hour,
926
01:08:41,210 --> 01:08:46,020
Star Lasso Experience
is gonna change you.
927
01:08:48,150 --> 01:08:49,690
But first,
my boys are gonna come out
928
01:08:49,830 --> 01:08:52,090
and do a little number for us.
Would that be all right?
929
01:08:52,230 --> 01:08:53,960
- Hustle. Go, go, go.
930
01:08:54,090 --> 01:08:55,530
- All right.
My little satellites:
931
01:08:55,670 --> 01:08:57,400
- Colton, Phoenix, Max.
932
01:08:57,530 --> 01:08:59,030
Remember those names, folks.
933
01:08:59,170 --> 01:09:00,600
All right, here we go!
934
01:09:10,550 --> 01:09:12,640
What is that?
935
01:09:12,780 --> 01:09:14,650
Do you guys see that?
936
01:09:29,300 --> 01:09:31,640
stay in your seats.
937
01:09:31,770 --> 01:09:33,600
This is new.
938
01:09:33,740 --> 01:09:35,900
- they're early.
939
01:09:36,030 --> 01:09:38,170
They're giving us
a real show today.
940
01:09:38,300 --> 01:09:39,640
- That they are.
- Yeah.
941
01:09:39,770 --> 01:09:41,280
They're giving us
a real show today.
942
01:09:41,410 --> 01:09:43,450
They're ready, we're ready.
943
01:09:44,720 --> 01:09:48,420
Welcome to the Star Lasso Experience,
944
01:09:48,550 --> 01:09:51,080
- only at Jupiter's Claim.
945
01:09:51,220 --> 01:09:53,120
- Please remember to avoid...
- Come on.
946
01:09:53,250 --> 01:09:54,850
...using your cell phones
or any flash photography...
947
01:09:54,990 --> 01:09:57,190
- Cell phones off, y'all.
...during the event.
948
01:09:57,330 --> 01:09:58,620
Come on!
949
01:09:58,760 --> 01:10:00,090
Bear with us now.
950
01:10:00,220 --> 01:10:02,290
Trained animals
can be unpredictable.
951
01:10:08,510 --> 01:10:12,540
- Now sit back,
stay in your seats and enjoy
952
01:10:12,680 --> 01:10:16,470
the Star Lasso Experien...
953
01:11:45,500 --> 01:11:47,600
Well, cowboys and cowgirls,
954
01:11:47,740 --> 01:11:50,110
it's time to ride off
into the sunset.
955
01:11:50,240 --> 01:11:52,730
That's right. Happy trails.
956
01:11:52,870 --> 01:11:54,610
It's closing time.
957
01:11:54,750 --> 01:11:57,410
You don't have to go home,
but you can't stay here.
958
01:11:57,540 --> 01:11:59,140
Come back again.
959
01:11:59,280 --> 01:12:02,220
And until then,
we wish you well.
960
01:12:02,350 --> 01:12:05,210
Hasta la vista. Adios.
961
01:12:21,810 --> 01:12:24,270
Well, cowboys and cowgirls,
962
01:12:24,400 --> 01:12:26,510
it's time to ride off
into the sunset.
963
01:12:26,640 --> 01:12:29,180
That's right. Happy trails.
964
01:12:29,310 --> 01:12:31,110
It's closing time.
965
01:12:31,240 --> 01:12:33,980
You don't have to go home,
but you can't stay here.
966
01:12:34,120 --> 01:12:35,510
Come back again.
967
01:12:35,650 --> 01:12:36,980
And until then...
968
01:13:37,510 --> 01:13:38,870
Lucky.
969
01:13:47,120 --> 01:13:48,160
Lucky.
970
01:13:53,060 --> 01:13:55,090
Lucky, come on, come on.
Come on!
971
01:14:14,010 --> 01:14:16,120
Lucky.
972
01:15:15,710 --> 01:15:17,440
It's done.
973
01:15:17,580 --> 01:15:19,450
All right, I'll be over in the
morning to tear that shit off.
974
01:15:19,590 --> 01:15:20,650
Or you guys can do it
yourselves.
975
01:15:20,780 --> 01:15:22,250
- It's all the same.
976
01:15:22,380 --> 01:15:24,620
- I like when you do it.
- Of course you do.
977
01:15:24,750 --> 01:15:26,790
All right. See you tomorrow.
978
01:15:26,920 --> 01:15:28,620
- See you.
979
01:15:34,560 --> 01:15:36,420
- Pick up, pick up, pick up,
980
01:15:38,000 --> 01:15:40,640
Come on, come on.
Pick up, pick up, pick up.
981
01:15:54,920 --> 01:15:56,380
Did you know that
982
01:15:56,510 --> 01:15:58,020
the very first assembly
of photographs
983
01:15:58,150 --> 01:16:00,120
in sequential order
to make a motion picture
984
01:16:00,260 --> 01:16:02,320
was a two-second clip
of a Black man on a horse?
985
01:16:02,460 --> 01:16:04,490
- That man was a Bahamian jockey
986
01:16:04,630 --> 01:16:06,390
known as Alistair E. Haywood,
987
01:16:06,520 --> 01:16:08,530
and he was
my great-great-grandfather.
988
01:16:08,670 --> 01:16:09,890
- OJ Em.
989
01:16:10,030 --> 01:16:11,460
I was right.
990
01:16:11,600 --> 01:16:13,200
It's not a ship.
991
01:16:13,340 --> 01:16:14,710
What happened?
992
01:16:23,110 --> 01:16:24,780
What the fuck?
993
01:16:42,560 --> 01:16:44,170
It ate them, Em.
994
01:16:44,300 --> 01:16:45,730
It ate them all.
995
01:16:45,870 --> 01:16:47,440
It's alive, Em. It's an animal.
996
01:16:47,570 --> 01:16:49,230
It's territorial, and it thinks
997
01:16:49,370 --> 01:16:53,370
that this is its home.
998
01:16:54,980 --> 01:16:57,010
- Em!
999
01:17:09,830 --> 01:17:11,620
Hey, hey. We're in trouble.
1000
01:17:13,500 --> 01:17:15,300
Oh, fuck.
1001
01:17:24,110 --> 01:17:25,310
What?
1002
01:17:48,130 --> 01:17:49,730
What the fuck?
1003
01:17:50,730 --> 01:17:51,960
What the fuck?
1004
01:17:54,570 --> 01:17:56,370
Who the hell is that?
1005
01:17:57,770 --> 01:17:59,140
Who the hell is that?
1006
01:18:00,210 --> 01:18:03,140
- Em! Who the hell is that?
- Fuck.
1007
01:18:06,580 --> 01:18:08,790
It's above us.
1008
01:18:14,050 --> 01:18:15,730
Ah, shit!
1009
01:18:19,170 --> 01:18:20,760
Shit.
1010
01:18:20,890 --> 01:18:23,430
- Oh, shit! What the fuck?
1011
01:18:43,150 --> 01:18:45,660
Oh, God.
1012
01:18:45,790 --> 01:18:48,090
S-Something very bad
is happening.
1013
01:19:00,210 --> 01:19:01,330
Fuck!
1014
01:19:18,220 --> 01:19:19,750
Yeah, we're fucked.
1015
01:21:29,780 --> 01:21:31,290
Nope.
1016
01:23:39,740 --> 01:23:41,340
Em. OJ's coming.
1017
01:23:41,480 --> 01:23:42,810
Let's go.
1018
01:23:42,950 --> 01:23:44,610
Got to get out this house.
1019
01:23:44,750 --> 01:23:46,620
I got to get out this house.
1020
01:23:46,750 --> 01:23:48,460
No, st-st-stop.
Can't we just wait, right?
1021
01:23:48,590 --> 01:23:50,290
- You can. -No, I'm not
gonna be here alone.
1022
01:23:50,430 --> 01:23:52,130
- I've got to get out
this fucking house! -No.
1023
01:23:52,260 --> 01:23:53,590
We're alive still
because we stayed here.
1024
01:25:26,420 --> 01:25:28,420
Yeah, she... she gonna make it.
1025
01:25:28,560 --> 01:25:30,050
- OJ.
- She gonna make it.
1026
01:25:30,190 --> 01:25:31,690
- Oh, hey, horsie.
- Hey, don't - don't look him
1027
01:25:31,820 --> 01:25:34,220
- in the eyes, please.
- VFX!
1028
01:25:47,870 --> 01:25:50,050
Focus here. Focus here.
1029
01:25:50,180 --> 01:25:51,750
- Come on.
1030
01:26:16,230 --> 01:26:18,430
Welcome to my tavern.
1031
01:26:18,570 --> 01:26:21,800
I don't know if you've heard,
but a terrible beast is about.
1032
01:26:21,940 --> 01:26:23,640
It's been harassing villagers,
1033
01:26:23,780 --> 01:26:26,310
ruining crops
and eating their livestock.
1034
01:26:28,820 --> 01:26:35,030
Many a glory-seeking hunter
has attempted to defeat it,
1035
01:26:35,160 --> 01:26:37,950
and just as many have perished.
1036
01:26:38,090 --> 01:26:40,460
While you're here...
1037
01:26:40,600 --> 01:26:42,800
While you're here,
please look around.
1038
01:26:46,570 --> 01:26:48,670
I'm here in
Agua Dulce, California,
1039
01:26:48,800 --> 01:26:51,270
and the whereabouts of
those 40 guests and employees
1040
01:26:51,400 --> 01:26:53,940
of a local Western theme park
are still unknown.
1041
01:26:54,070 --> 01:26:56,510
The sheriff's office
has had its hands full
1042
01:26:56,650 --> 01:26:58,710
trying to identify
the unaccounted for.
1043
01:26:58,850 --> 01:27:01,280
Until they do,
only one thing is certain.
1044
01:27:01,420 --> 01:27:02,850
There is something strange
happening
1045
01:27:02,990 --> 01:27:04,550
out here in Agua Dulce.
1046
01:27:04,690 --> 01:27:06,480
cameras were off at the time.
1047
01:27:06,620 --> 01:27:09,490
Other than that, we have,
no reason to suspect foul play.
1048
01:27:09,630 --> 01:27:10,890
We did have
a considerable amount
1049
01:27:11,030 --> 01:27:12,400
of rain come through here,
1050
01:27:12,530 --> 01:27:15,290
so we don't want to rule out
flash flooding
1051
01:27:15,420 --> 01:27:18,030
as possibly having played
a part. We're obviously...
1052
01:27:21,670 --> 01:27:24,810
- You never go wrong
with a fried fish sandwich.
1053
01:27:27,870 --> 01:27:29,970
Tartar got tang.
1054
01:27:31,820 --> 01:27:33,480
Stupid.
1055
01:27:33,610 --> 01:27:35,090
"Tartar got tang"?
1056
01:27:35,220 --> 01:27:37,540
Right?
1057
01:27:37,680 --> 01:27:41,150
I don't think it eats you if
you don't look it in the eye.
1058
01:27:46,190 --> 01:27:48,490
-RTR, bro.
1059
01:27:48,630 --> 01:27:50,330
You know?
1060
01:27:51,500 --> 01:27:53,800
Like, read the room.
1061
01:27:57,800 --> 01:27:59,970
Nobody want to talk about that.
1062
01:28:01,210 --> 01:28:03,210
- Let's go!
- Okay, okay, okay. Enough.
1063
01:28:03,340 --> 01:28:04,910
All right, all right, all
right, all right, all right.
1064
01:28:05,040 --> 01:28:07,350
- Hey, you lucky!
1065
01:28:07,480 --> 01:28:09,250
Every animal got rules.
1066
01:28:09,390 --> 01:28:11,090
All right?
We know what it wants,
1067
01:28:11,220 --> 01:28:12,890
and we know how it comes, so...
1068
01:28:13,020 --> 01:28:14,720
Fuck.
1069
01:28:14,860 --> 01:28:17,020
We don't really know shit.
1070
01:28:18,160 --> 01:28:20,920
OJ, what's this about, man?
1071
01:28:21,060 --> 01:28:22,560
What's this about?
You want me to...
1072
01:28:22,700 --> 01:28:25,230
You want me to say, "I'm sorry"?
1073
01:28:25,370 --> 01:28:26,870
"I was wrong"? "It's dumb"?
1074
01:28:27,000 --> 01:28:28,370
It wasn't dumb.
1075
01:28:28,500 --> 01:28:29,970
- Own the moment.
- Stop.
1076
01:28:30,100 --> 01:28:31,970
- Stop, stop this shit.
- It was good. It was good.
1077
01:28:32,100 --> 01:28:33,940
But the moment about to pass.
1078
01:28:34,080 --> 01:28:35,740
And we don't own shit.
1079
01:28:40,250 --> 01:28:43,480
Okay. Well, I assume
y'all are crashing at mine.
1080
01:28:43,620 --> 01:28:45,480
Right, 'cause you can.
1081
01:28:45,620 --> 01:28:47,120
'Cause I'm not going back
1082
01:28:47,260 --> 01:28:49,590
to the fucking monster umbrella.
1083
01:28:49,730 --> 01:28:52,260
- Got to feed 'em.
1084
01:28:52,390 --> 01:28:54,370
Let Lucky out.
1085
01:28:55,960 --> 01:28:57,460
There's shit to do.
1086
01:28:57,590 --> 01:28:59,190
Always.
1087
01:29:00,270 --> 01:29:02,200
Always some shit to do.
1088
01:29:49,350 --> 01:29:52,480
- There's a wheelchair
on your roof.
1089
01:29:52,620 --> 01:29:54,180
Hi.
1090
01:29:54,320 --> 01:29:57,820
- That cloud ain't moved
a goddamn inch.
1091
01:29:57,960 --> 01:30:00,500
So you're not completely
full of shit.
1092
01:30:01,490 --> 01:30:02,530
Thank you.
1093
01:30:02,660 --> 01:30:04,360
Yeah. Thank you.
1094
01:30:04,500 --> 01:30:07,140
Th-The concept
of extraterrestrial animals
1095
01:30:07,270 --> 01:30:09,060
in the sky is not a new thing.
1096
01:30:09,200 --> 01:30:10,840
You know, people been trying
1097
01:30:10,970 --> 01:30:12,640
to get pictures of these things
since, like, the '50s.
1098
01:30:12,780 --> 01:30:14,340
- You know, it's an ancient...
- How do we see it?
1099
01:30:15,500 --> 01:30:17,540
- It's gonna get hungry again.
1100
01:30:19,310 --> 01:30:21,220
So, you know...
1101
01:30:21,350 --> 01:30:23,210
just ring the dinner bell.
1102
01:30:28,480 --> 01:30:31,250
- Now, we know
what it doesn't like.
1103
01:30:31,390 --> 01:30:34,390
That little fake horse
and flags messed it up good.
1104
01:30:35,700 --> 01:30:38,200
Got stuck in its windpipe
or something.
1105
01:30:39,300 --> 01:30:42,240
I bet it ain't gonna fuck with
flags like that in a minute.
1106
01:30:44,210 --> 01:30:45,740
We pissed him off.
1107
01:30:45,880 --> 01:30:48,540
- We're not the reason
it settled down here.
1108
01:30:48,670 --> 01:30:50,270
That was Jupe.
1109
01:30:50,410 --> 01:30:52,440
He got caught up
trying to tame a predator.
1110
01:30:52,580 --> 01:30:53,910
You can't do that.
1111
01:30:54,050 --> 01:30:55,780
You got to enter an agreement
with one.
1112
01:30:57,420 --> 01:30:59,150
Ask Siegfried and Roy.
1113
01:31:03,520 --> 01:31:06,450
Asking as someone
who was in the house
1114
01:31:06,590 --> 01:31:09,420
- when the shit went down...
1115
01:31:09,560 --> 01:31:13,560
How exactly do you enter
an agreement with a fucking...
1116
01:31:13,700 --> 01:31:16,760
a UFO, alien entity or whatever
the hell you want to call it?
1117
01:31:16,900 --> 01:31:18,770
Jean Jacket.
1118
01:31:18,900 --> 01:31:20,540
Call him Jean Jacket.
1119
01:31:20,680 --> 01:31:22,140
So, how about this?
1120
01:31:22,270 --> 01:31:24,780
How about we send
ol' Jean Jacket
1121
01:31:24,910 --> 01:31:26,650
some fresh horses in golden hour
1122
01:31:26,780 --> 01:31:28,750
- and see what happens?
1123
01:31:29,750 --> 01:31:31,490
Horse people.
1124
01:31:31,620 --> 01:31:33,420
Why not just set them free?
1125
01:31:33,560 --> 01:31:34,890
We're not doing that.
1126
01:31:37,630 --> 01:31:41,290
Who is gonna go down there
1127
01:31:41,420 --> 01:31:44,100
and get the star
out of his trailer?
1128
01:31:46,570 --> 01:31:48,300
Me.
1129
01:31:49,270 --> 01:31:51,740
I'll get him out.
1130
01:31:53,240 --> 01:31:55,000
Where you want it?
1131
01:31:55,140 --> 01:31:57,610
You draw him out there.
1132
01:31:58,880 --> 01:32:00,780
I'm here.
1133
01:32:00,910 --> 01:32:02,750
On this ridge.
1134
01:32:04,320 --> 01:32:05,590
Oh, shit.
1135
01:32:06,590 --> 01:32:07,850
Made her myself.
1136
01:32:07,980 --> 01:32:10,160
No electricity.
1137
01:32:10,290 --> 01:32:12,160
Didn't I tell you
this motherfucker was gonna
1138
01:32:12,290 --> 01:32:14,490
come up here with
a non-electrical camera?
1139
01:32:14,630 --> 01:32:16,590
Let's go, boy!
1140
01:32:19,070 --> 01:32:21,270
- I've been up under it
a couple times now.
1141
01:32:21,400 --> 01:32:23,330
I get him.
1142
01:32:24,340 --> 01:32:26,170
It's an animal.
1143
01:32:26,310 --> 01:32:27,870
You don't turn your back
on a bear.
1144
01:32:28,010 --> 01:32:29,440
You don't wear red
around a bull.
1145
01:32:29,580 --> 01:32:31,280
It's like that.
1146
01:32:31,410 --> 01:32:34,920
You don't look at it
unless you want its attention.
1147
01:32:36,620 --> 01:32:38,850
Good night, Mr. Storeman.
1148
01:32:38,980 --> 01:32:41,320
Fuck it. I call top hat.
1149
01:32:41,450 --> 01:32:43,790
And we ain't got a lot of time.
1150
01:32:45,430 --> 01:32:47,120
One day. Two days, tops.
1151
01:32:50,270 --> 01:32:53,870
'Cause the word is getting out,
and when it does...
1152
01:32:54,000 --> 01:32:56,900
- Sorry, dead people.
Park's closed.
1153
01:32:57,040 --> 01:32:58,470
...you know people gonna come
1154
01:32:58,610 --> 01:33:01,010
and do what they always do:
1155
01:33:01,140 --> 01:33:03,570
try and take it all
for themselves.
1156
01:33:03,710 --> 01:33:05,310
Fine.
1157
01:33:05,450 --> 01:33:06,910
Thimble.
1158
01:33:07,050 --> 01:33:09,510
That's the one I wanted anyway.
1159
01:33:11,510 --> 01:33:13,980
Well, let 'em come.
1160
01:33:14,120 --> 01:33:15,850
It ain't gonna matter.
1161
01:33:18,530 --> 01:33:20,800
'Cause what we about to do...
1162
01:33:23,570 --> 01:33:25,330
...they can't erase that.
1163
01:33:31,970 --> 01:33:35,070
He's big, he's bad,
1164
01:33:35,210 --> 01:33:37,140
and he's got a lot of spirit.
1165
01:33:40,980 --> 01:33:43,210
But anything with a spirit
can get broke.
1166
01:33:46,080 --> 01:33:47,890
So you break it.
1167
01:33:49,150 --> 01:33:51,190
I'll get the shot.
1168
01:34:00,170 --> 01:34:01,760
What we're doing's important.
1169
01:34:01,900 --> 01:34:03,400
Right?
1170
01:34:03,530 --> 01:34:06,880
Like, what we document,
it's...
1171
01:34:08,710 --> 01:34:11,410
...it's gonna do some good?
1172
01:34:12,410 --> 01:34:17,110
I mean, besides the money
and fucking fame,
1173
01:34:17,250 --> 01:34:18,590
like, we can save some lives.
1174
01:34:18,720 --> 01:34:21,720
Fuck, we-we can even save Earth.
1175
01:34:21,850 --> 01:34:23,290
Right?
1176
01:35:25,350 --> 01:35:28,460
Sure looks strange to me.
1177
01:35:43,940 --> 01:35:45,970
He ain't gonna fuck with you.
1178
01:36:26,080 --> 01:36:28,210
Time to wake up the family.
1179
01:36:44,660 --> 01:36:46,970
Here we go.
1180
01:36:47,110 --> 01:36:49,940
Come out, come out,
wherever you are.
1181
01:37:17,630 --> 01:37:20,670
How exquisitely stupid is that?
1182
01:38:04,640 --> 01:38:06,210
We gonna get you today,
motherfucker.
1183
01:38:21,260 --> 01:38:23,290
Where is the feed
for Holst's camera?
1184
01:38:23,430 --> 01:38:24,800
Over.
1185
01:38:24,940 --> 01:38:26,500
Couldn't figure it out. Over.
1186
01:38:26,630 --> 01:38:28,500
- What you mean,
you couldn't figure it out?
1187
01:38:28,640 --> 01:38:30,210
Over.
1188
01:38:30,340 --> 01:38:33,700
- Holst is shooting
on a film camera,
1189
01:38:33,840 --> 01:38:36,350
and all of our cameras are
digital, so it's a whole thing.
1190
01:38:36,480 --> 01:38:37,910
Over.
1191
01:38:38,040 --> 01:38:41,020
- Basically,
you forgot about it. Over.
1192
01:38:41,150 --> 01:38:42,880
Yeah, well, I had my hands full
1193
01:38:43,020 --> 01:38:44,920
rigging 50 fucking sky dancers
to dead people's car batteries
1194
01:38:45,060 --> 01:38:46,150
all connected
to one control panel.
1195
01:38:46,290 --> 01:38:48,150
So, yeah, fucking over. Sorry.
1196
01:38:48,280 --> 01:38:49,330
I'm scared.
1197
01:38:49,460 --> 01:38:51,250
Man down.
1198
01:38:51,390 --> 01:38:53,390
Man down? What? Where?
1199
01:38:53,530 --> 01:38:56,160
Last dancer, deep in the gulch.
1200
01:38:56,300 --> 01:38:58,830
Stay on it, Em. I'm staying up.
1201
01:39:01,300 --> 01:39:02,970
Motherfucker.
1202
01:39:11,750 --> 01:39:13,520
Oh, wait, wait.
1203
01:39:13,650 --> 01:39:15,280
Oh, it's back up.
1204
01:39:15,410 --> 01:39:17,420
Could be a faulty battery.
1205
01:39:18,820 --> 01:39:21,520
All right. Shot's up, then.
1206
01:39:23,860 --> 01:39:25,720
Nah, he's poking.
1207
01:39:35,230 --> 01:39:37,100
Who's this asshole?
1208
01:39:38,070 --> 01:39:40,940
- Man in black
on a white motorcycle.
1209
01:39:41,080 --> 01:39:43,840
No, no, no, no, no, no. Shit.
1210
01:39:47,590 --> 01:39:49,450
Can I help you?
1211
01:39:57,520 --> 01:39:59,890
You see that cloud?
1212
01:40:01,100 --> 01:40:03,630
Hey, man, who you with?
1213
01:40:04,690 --> 01:40:06,230
Oh, I'm sorry.
1214
01:40:06,360 --> 01:40:07,730
Who are you?
1215
01:40:07,870 --> 01:40:09,900
Nobody.
1216
01:40:10,030 --> 01:40:12,900
- You don't look like
a nobody to me.
1217
01:40:13,030 --> 01:40:14,810
Yeah, look, w-we doing
a camera test
1218
01:40:14,950 --> 01:40:16,280
for a Verizon commercial,
1219
01:40:16,410 --> 01:40:18,010
so now I'm-a need you
to clear the road.
1220
01:40:18,150 --> 01:40:20,010
- This whole valley
comes up as blurry
1221
01:40:20,150 --> 01:40:21,910
on Google Maps.
1222
01:40:22,040 --> 01:40:24,250
You're really tucked away
back here.
1223
01:40:25,480 --> 01:40:26,910
Jupiter's Claim?
1224
01:40:28,120 --> 01:40:29,760
Quicker if you go
the other way around.
1225
01:40:31,760 --> 01:40:34,020
Actually,
1226
01:40:34,160 --> 01:40:37,430
what did happen with Jupe Park
and all those people?
1227
01:40:37,570 --> 01:40:39,260
He was basically
your neighbor, right?
1228
01:40:39,400 --> 01:40:40,860
So, what, they vanished?
1229
01:40:41,000 --> 01:40:43,170
You don't believe
the flood narrative, do you?
1230
01:40:43,300 --> 01:40:44,640
Fuck, guys.
1231
01:40:44,770 --> 01:40:46,240
It's TMZ.
1232
01:40:47,240 --> 01:40:48,440
Oh, fuck me.
1233
01:40:49,850 --> 01:40:53,970
hey, guys. Jean Jacket
is definitely in those clouds,
1234
01:40:54,110 --> 01:40:56,850
and he's definitely
coming this way.
1235
01:40:56,980 --> 01:40:59,220
- What's the matter?
Don't you want to be on TV?
1236
01:40:59,360 --> 01:41:01,010
Man, I'm trying to tell you.
1237
01:41:02,030 --> 01:41:03,550
You don't want to go that way.
1238
01:41:03,680 --> 01:41:05,350
Fuck it.
1239
01:41:05,490 --> 01:41:07,660
Your loss, nobody.
1240
01:41:17,670 --> 01:41:19,740
We still rolling? Over.
1241
01:41:19,880 --> 01:41:22,000
Goddamn right we are.
1242
01:41:28,050 --> 01:41:30,820
Fellas, here it comes. Over.
1243
01:41:30,950 --> 01:41:32,550
Pop quiz, guys.
1244
01:41:32,690 --> 01:41:35,080
What happens
when an electric bike
1245
01:41:35,220 --> 01:41:38,260
going 60 miles per hour
hits an anti-electric field
1246
01:41:38,390 --> 01:41:40,300
going in the opposite direction?
1247
01:41:53,140 --> 01:41:54,730
- Shit.
We're all gonna go to jail.
1248
01:41:58,350 --> 01:42:01,510
Oh, fuck. There's no way
that that guy's alive.
1249
01:42:08,350 --> 01:42:09,920
Goddamn.
1250
01:42:10,060 --> 01:42:11,590
I told his ass not to go.
1251
01:42:11,720 --> 01:42:13,890
- I told him not to go.
1252
01:42:16,060 --> 01:42:18,930
hey, OJ, what's...
1253
01:42:19,060 --> 01:42:21,360
Wh-Where the fuck
are you going?
1254
01:42:21,500 --> 01:42:23,500
The fuck is he doing?
1255
01:42:25,340 --> 01:42:26,900
I'm going dark. Over.
1256
01:42:29,940 --> 01:42:32,740
No self-respecting...
1257
01:42:54,130 --> 01:42:56,070
Did you get that on camera?
1258
01:42:56,200 --> 01:42:58,800
- Look at me. Look at me.
Look at me. - What happened?
1259
01:42:58,940 --> 01:43:00,570
- Listen, listen, we-we
got to get you out of here.
1260
01:43:01,610 --> 01:43:03,480
- Eyes on me.
- Where's my camera?
1261
01:43:03,610 --> 01:43:05,470
- I need my camera.
1262
01:43:05,610 --> 01:43:07,480
Do you see it?
1263
01:43:11,990 --> 01:43:13,580
Okay. Angel?
1264
01:43:13,720 --> 01:43:15,250
- What?
- Angel, come on.
1265
01:43:15,390 --> 01:43:17,530
We got to reload.
1266
01:43:28,400 --> 01:43:29,810
Wait.
1267
01:43:31,310 --> 01:43:32,970
where's your phone?
1268
01:43:33,110 --> 01:43:35,980
- Why aren't you filming this?
1269
01:43:36,110 --> 01:43:37,840
What?
1270
01:43:37,970 --> 01:43:40,140
Angel, what's happening?
1271
01:43:44,690 --> 01:43:47,650
Okay, OJ, if you die
trying to save that guy,
1272
01:43:47,780 --> 01:43:49,880
I'll kill you.
1273
01:43:50,020 --> 01:43:52,060
No. No, no, please.
1274
01:43:52,190 --> 01:43:53,890
- Please, no. No. -We're gonna
get you out. Shut your eye.
1275
01:43:54,030 --> 01:43:55,990
- Shut your eye.
- Not before you take a picture.
1276
01:43:56,120 --> 01:43:57,960
T-Take a picture first!
1277
01:43:59,860 --> 01:44:01,400
camera reloads.
1278
01:44:04,000 --> 01:44:05,140
You can use my camera.
1279
01:44:05,280 --> 01:44:06,140
- No, no.
There's not enough time.
1280
01:44:09,280 --> 01:44:11,480
It's here.
1281
01:44:16,810 --> 01:44:18,680
Be Scorpion King.
1282
01:44:18,820 --> 01:44:20,420
Make a name for yourself.
1283
01:44:22,550 --> 01:44:23,650
What is that?
1284
01:44:23,790 --> 01:44:26,860
- My bad, man.
1285
01:44:26,990 --> 01:44:29,160
- Oh, my God.
1286
01:44:29,300 --> 01:44:31,430
My camera! I need my camera!
1287
01:44:31,570 --> 01:44:33,530
- Oh, my God! Fuck!
1288
01:44:38,970 --> 01:44:40,230
- Give me the lid.
Give me the lid.
1289
01:44:40,370 --> 01:44:42,740
- Come on. All right.
1290
01:44:48,710 --> 01:44:50,780
Hey, hey! Is everybody okay?
1291
01:44:50,920 --> 01:44:52,790
For the love of fuck,
talk to me, please!
1292
01:44:52,920 --> 01:44:54,790
OJ.
1293
01:45:05,590 --> 01:45:07,260
OJ. OJ!
1294
01:45:07,400 --> 01:45:09,700
You stupid-ass motherfucker,
you better answer me.
1295
01:45:12,540 --> 01:45:13,900
Are you okay?!
1296
01:45:14,040 --> 01:45:17,040
Are you good? Over.
1297
01:45:54,790 --> 01:45:57,580
- Holy shit, I-I think
it's taking the dancers.
1298
01:45:57,720 --> 01:45:59,650
Are you getting this?
1299
01:46:07,730 --> 01:46:09,830
Guys, OJ's hooded up.
1300
01:46:09,960 --> 01:46:12,100
He's doing the run.
OJ's doing the run!
1301
01:46:14,070 --> 01:46:15,800
Hey, it's gone.
1302
01:46:15,930 --> 01:46:17,470
I can't see it anymore, guys.
1303
01:46:53,440 --> 01:46:55,140
Get it. Get it!
1304
01:47:32,150 --> 01:47:34,410
-Lucky, go. Go, go, go, go, go!
1305
01:47:47,330 --> 01:47:50,400
Holy shit!
1306
01:47:53,330 --> 01:47:55,030
Let's go!
1307
01:47:55,170 --> 01:47:57,130
Yeah, he didn't like that,
did he?
1308
01:47:57,270 --> 01:47:59,300
- OJ,
you're a motherfucking genius.
1309
01:47:59,430 --> 01:48:01,700
We got it. We got it.
1310
01:48:01,840 --> 01:48:03,100
It's over.
1311
01:48:03,240 --> 01:48:04,650
It's over. We got it, y'all!
1312
01:48:04,780 --> 01:48:06,740
The feed started going
in and out when...
1313
01:48:06,880 --> 01:48:08,310
when that guy got got.
1314
01:48:08,440 --> 01:48:10,710
But we should be covered
with the film camera.
1315
01:48:10,850 --> 01:48:12,560
Right, Holst?
1316
01:48:21,560 --> 01:48:23,230
The light.
1317
01:48:26,400 --> 01:48:28,130
The light, it's...
1318
01:48:29,930 --> 01:48:32,300
...gonna be magic soon.
1319
01:48:37,970 --> 01:48:39,780
What you mean, Ant?
1320
01:48:45,990 --> 01:48:47,590
Wh-Where you going?
1321
01:48:50,290 --> 01:48:52,320
It's gonna be all right, Angel.
1322
01:48:53,290 --> 01:48:55,460
We don't deserve the impossible.
1323
01:49:02,600 --> 01:49:04,170
hey, guys.
1324
01:49:04,300 --> 01:49:07,170
Holst just said
some creepy, cryptic shit.
1325
01:49:07,310 --> 01:49:09,440
Took his camera.
He's heading up the mountain.
1326
01:49:09,570 --> 01:49:11,240
Over.
1327
01:49:13,120 --> 01:49:14,950
Hey, Holst.
1328
01:49:15,080 --> 01:49:17,040
Holst. Wait. Hold on, man.
1329
01:49:17,180 --> 01:49:19,050
Talk to me. What happened?
1330
01:49:19,190 --> 01:49:21,120
Did you get the shot
or didn't you? Over.
1331
01:49:24,160 --> 01:49:25,690
This nigga.
1332
01:49:26,690 --> 01:49:28,660
Fuck.
1333
01:49:28,790 --> 01:49:30,790
This is crazy, right?
1334
01:49:46,950 --> 01:49:49,050
Come on, come on, come on.
1335
01:50:15,840 --> 01:50:17,110
No, man.
1336
01:50:20,250 --> 01:50:21,680
The fuck?
1337
01:50:26,980 --> 01:50:28,520
Holst.
1338
01:50:55,250 --> 01:50:56,650
Oh, shit.
1339
01:51:37,760 --> 01:51:40,160
What?
1340
01:52:15,490 --> 01:52:17,460
-Oh, no!
1341
01:52:32,010 --> 01:52:33,510
Don't look. Don't look.
1342
01:52:56,200 --> 01:52:58,030
Get the bike!
1343
01:52:58,170 --> 01:52:59,740
Get out of here!
1344
01:53:11,150 --> 01:53:12,920
Oh, my God.
1345
01:53:13,050 --> 01:53:15,350
You're dead! Dead!
1346
01:53:19,420 --> 01:53:21,460
Shit, shit, shit, shit.
Look down.
1347
01:54:07,200 --> 01:54:08,910
Come on.
1348
01:55:17,510 --> 01:55:19,910
Just leave, OJ.
1349
01:55:20,050 --> 01:55:21,840
Forget it! Come on!
1350
01:55:23,490 --> 01:55:24,710
Come on!
1351
01:58:39,680 --> 01:58:41,980
It's gonna fuck you up.
1352
01:59:29,520 --> 01:59:30,960
What the...
1353
01:59:59,920 --> 02:00:01,700
I'm gonna get you,
you motherfucker.
1354
02:00:20,750 --> 02:00:22,610
I'm - a take you to Oprah.
1355
02:00:22,740 --> 02:00:24,880
Let's go to Oprah.
1356
02:01:36,220 --> 02:01:38,960
Nobody fucks
with Haywood, bitch!
1357
02:01:39,090 --> 02:01:40,720
Nobody!
1358
02:01:40,850 --> 02:01:42,420
You hear me?!
1359
02:01:54,170 --> 02:01:57,100
Cowboys and cowgirls,
1360
02:01:57,240 --> 02:01:59,140
it's time to ride off
into the sunset.
1361
02:01:59,270 --> 02:02:02,110
- That's right. Happy trails.
1362
02:02:02,250 --> 02:02:03,780
It's closing time.
1363
02:02:03,920 --> 02:02:06,760
You don't have to go home,
but you can't stay here.
1364
02:02:06,890 --> 02:02:08,320
Come back again.
1365
02:02:08,460 --> 02:02:11,490
Until then, we wish you well.
1366
02:02:11,630 --> 02:02:15,220
- Hasta la vista. Adios.
1367
02:02:15,360 --> 02:02:17,460
- Yeah, get a shot of her.
Zoom in.
1368
02:02:29,070 --> 02:02:30,610
We're ready.
1369
02:02:30,740 --> 02:02:32,110
We're set up, ready to go.
1370
02:02:36,590 --> 02:02:38,310
Folks, this is Wally Pachenko
1371
02:02:38,450 --> 02:02:40,290
- reporting live from Agua Dulce
1372
02:02:40,420 --> 02:02:42,580
just outside of Jupiter's Claim,
1373
02:02:42,720 --> 02:02:44,960
where just seconds ago
1374
02:02:45,090 --> 02:02:47,960
an inexplicable occurrence,
just in the distance...
1375
02:02:48,090 --> 02:02:50,630
You can probably hear
th-the shock in my voice.
1376
02:02:50,770 --> 02:02:53,530
There are still some fragments,
floating in the air
1377
02:02:53,670 --> 02:02:57,770
where some-some
unidentified object
1378
02:02:57,900 --> 02:03:00,100
just drifted off into space
and exploded.
1379
02:03:00,240 --> 02:03:02,710
you can see some fragments
still falling from the sky.
1380
02:03:02,840 --> 02:03:04,840
we will have some amazing...