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And of course
I set it to Icelandic time
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because we share
a love of the aurora borealis, Gordy.
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And you have no idea
how to tell time.
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Great gift, Dad.
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Way to think things through.
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Somehow, you'd think that a man
who can send a rocket into space
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would be able to manage
a halfway decent birthday present.
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Nope.
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You know, Gordy
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all things considered
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maybe my gift isn't so bad after all.
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Hey, Gordy. Surprise!
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Wow! Now, there's a gift.
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Here you go, Gordy. Happy birthday.
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Oh, beautiful, Haley.
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Good morning on
what is sure to be a windy one.
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We have a high wind warning
for the L.A. County coast and valleys
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with some clouds sure to come
in around 10.00am.
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And even though
the high gust warning will expire
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mid to late morning,
you'll still want to keep...
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The search
for a group of missing hikers
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is set to resume this morning
just outside Agua Dulce.
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The tour group went out two days ago
and on the Pacific Crest Trail
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but didn't come back
as expected that night.
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Crews started searching
yesterday morning...
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And traffic is already backed up
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due to an accident
on the southbound 101.
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It is 7:44 with Bo and Ives.
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Bang.
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Bang.
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Bang.
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Come on.
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Down, down.
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Down, down.
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Bang! Yes, a good boy.
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Up. Up, up.
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Okay, up. Up.
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Got to keep our heads up
out the clouds on this one.
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I know.
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Now, we land this...
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Yeah. Like Six Guns.
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I mean, we really put on a show, well
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you know they're gonna
bring us back for the sequel.
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Well, we sure as hell ain't
got to sell no more horses.
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So just execute.
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And we ain't got no more problems.
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You good?
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You good?
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Where your sister?
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What's that about?
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- She's supposed to be here.
- Yeah.
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Goddamn it.
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Thought I told you
to fix the damn walker.
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You hear that?
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Pops.
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- Come on, come on. Pop.
- Firefly.
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- What else? What else?
- Ghost.
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Beethoven.
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- Commodore.
- Yeah.
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Virgil.
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You good. You good.
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You good. You good.
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- You good, man. You good. You good.
- Ghost.
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You good. You good. Pops?
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- Lucky.
- Pops.
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- Pops. Pops!
- Commodore.
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OJ.
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- Oh. Hi, horsie.
- Hey, hey, hey.
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Don't look him in the eyes, please.
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Okay. You ready
to do the safety meeting?
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I'm gonna need like five...
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My team's almost here.
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Your team's not here. Okay. Hold.
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Sorry, I got the horse guy
talking to me, too.
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- What's up? Copy.
- Safety meeting at the...
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Ladies and gentlemen,
Ms. Bonnie Clayton on set.
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Here she is, everybody.
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Take a look at all of that.
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Fynn, this is OJ, our horse trainer.
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You remember these guys
from Flash Point.
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Yeah. Hi.
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Your name is OJ?
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Yeah, Otis Junior.
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Where's the other guy?
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- The-the-the senior guy?
- Dude, he died.
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About six months ago.
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A bunch of random shit
fell out of a plane.
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So I guess we're stuck
with Junior over here.
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- No.
- Yeah.
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Okay.
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Fuck. Great.
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Ant, how we looking?
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Yeah, good,
if we're selling a horse's ass.
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That's legendary cinematographer
Antlers Holst over here...
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Let's go ahead
and spin the horse.
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But you had said "hold," so...
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And now I'm saying "spin." Let's go.
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Great. And while that's spinning,
can we get makeup?
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Get makeup for
Ms. Bonnie Clayton, please.
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Hold on.
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Can you step away
from the back, please?
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- They told me to come here.
- Good call, OJ.
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Tell you what,
let's do a quick safety meeting.
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Guys, this is OJ, our horse trainer.
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Take it away.
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Kill the music, please.
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My name is OJ.
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I think my sister's gonna
be here in a minute.
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Little louder, please.
We cannot hear you in the back.
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I said we are animal wranglers
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with Haywood Hollywood Horses. And...
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did you know the very first
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- assem...
- Hey, yo!
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Excuse me. Sorry.
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I'm so sorry about that.
Let me do that.
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Sorry, brother.
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- Safety meeting.
- Yeah.
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Hello! How y'all doing?
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Sorry for the tardiness.
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My name is Emerald, that's OJ,
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and we are
your animal wranglers today
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with Haywood Hollywood Horses.
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Now, did you know
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that the very first assembly of
photographs in sequential order
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to create a motion picture
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was a two-second clip
of a black man on a horse?
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Yes, it was. Yes, it was.
Look it up.
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Now, I know you guys know
Eadweard Muybridge
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the grandfather of motion pictures
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who took the pictures
that created that clip
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but does anybody know the name of
the black jockey that rode the horse?
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No.
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Nope? I mean,
the very first stuntman
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animal wrangler and movie star
all rolled into one
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and there is literally
no record of him.
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That man was a Bahamian jockey
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that went by the name of
Alistair E. Haywood.
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And he is my great-great-grandfather.
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- Great.
- There's another "great"
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grandfather.
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That's why back at the Haywood Ranch
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as the only black-owned
horse trainers in Hollywood
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we like to say, "Since
the moment pictures could move
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we had skin in the game."
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All right, let's get into
some safety precautions
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while we're on set, shall we?
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Number one, please refrain
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from making any loud noises,
sudden movements
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and keep your cell phones off.
We'd really appreciate that.
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Two, if you see anything
that looks or feels unsafe
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contact me, OJ or your second
in chain of command.
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And three, let's have a great shoot!
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And I'm Emerald Haywood.
I direct, write, produce, act.
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I do a little... singing on the side.
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Motorcycles, baby.
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Look, I make a mean grilled cheese
if you're looking for crafty.
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Just... just holler at me.
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Okay, that was great.
That was... that was a lot.
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Let's do a rehearsal.
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Yeah? Rehearsal?
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Rehearsing, we should.
We should do one. Rehearsing.
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I think... I think
he might need a break.
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Yeah, we'll rehearse one first,
and then break, yeah?
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Well, I'm ready to do one.
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OJ, she's ready to do one.
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Tell the horse we're ready to do one.
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VFX, can we get the ball
in here while we have a sec?
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- Em.
- VFX.
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And, OJ, you can... you can step off.
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- Step out. Step off. Step out.
- Yeah, yeah.
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Em?
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What's the horse's name?
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- Lucky.
- Lucky.
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- Is he?
- VFX!
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Yeah. Em?
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- OJ, let's step off.
- You calling me?
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- Hey... hey.
- I'm trying to work.
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What'd I tell you about that, man?
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Hey... hey!
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Medic.
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Are you okay?
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Look, maybe it's just too soon, huh?
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Yeah, it's not the gig.
Not ready yet.
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Right?
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- We need it, man.
- No, I know.
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Your dad left an enormous hole.
I know that.
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But don't worry, there'll be others.
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All right? I'm sorry.
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- And...
- Sorry.
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Just, you tell her sorry.
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Thank you for the opportunity.
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Come on, now.
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Oh, where's VFX?
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Oh, all right. You got it.
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Sorry, that was...
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So, where am I dropping you?
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I'm-a go up with you.
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I need to get some shit.
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My little girl said, you know,
I could crash at her place,
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so I'll be gone in the morning.
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So I'm gonna drive you back tomorrow?
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I can find a ride.
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But, I mean, like,
can I get fun OJ out this bitch?
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'Cause this wack-ass OJ is really
making me feel like I'm not loved.
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Is that how you want
your little sister to feel?
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What happened to Gold Rush?
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Gold Rush went bankrupt.
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It's been this for three years.
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Howdy, folks.
Welcome to Jupiter's Claim.
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Howdy, folks.
Welcome to Jupiter's Claim.
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Cowboys and cowgirls
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just a little heads-up.
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Join us Fridays at 5.30pm
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for the brand-spanking-new Jupiter's
Claim Star Lasso Experience.
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Get your ice-cold sarsaparilla.
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Look at this. I've never
seen anything like it.
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- Oh, shi...
- Come on.
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I'm sorry, y'all. I'm sorry.
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- Photo bomb.
- You ruined it.
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- Yeah, my bad.
- Gold, I tell you.
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They got gold up in here.
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Lucky.
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Hang tight.
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I'll be back.
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Let's go.
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How many you sold?
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How many?
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Ten.
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You sold ten of Pops' horses?
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I'm gonna get 'em back.
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- Can you stay out here?
- Why?
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I'm developing
a business relationship
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and you're a liability right now.
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How am I a liability?
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How are you a lia...
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Don't promote
your fucking side shit on the job.
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- Oh, my God.
- Actor, singer, dancer
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seamstress, motorcycles.
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You want to promote something,
promote this business.
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No, OJ. No.
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First of all, that's not
my side shit. This is.
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And second of all,
if anybody's a liability...
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- Fuck you.
- No, fuck you.
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Hi there. It's Amber again
from Jupe's Claim.
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It does look like we were able
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to squeeze out
a couple of extra press passes
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for the upcoming
friends and family preview.
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Oh. No apology necessary.
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This is in reference to the biggest,
bestest, brand-new live show
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we have coming up here at the park
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- which is sneaking up on us...
- Come in.
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If you'd like, I can
go ahead and put you down...
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OJ.
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Thanks for coming up.
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How you doing?
This is my sister Em.
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Hi there.
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So...
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- who'd you bring me?
- Lucky.
259
00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:45,400
He's my second-best horse,
you know...
260
00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:47,040
He lost focus.
261
00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:48,440
So...
262
00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:50,960
I mean, I did, too,
but I can't fire myself.
263
00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:52,720
That's good.
264
00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:54,680
Hold up. This you?
265
00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:57,440
You literally the Asian kid
from Kid Sheriff?
266
00:16:57,520 --> 00:16:59,040
- Em... Em.
- No, it's okay.
267
00:16:59,480 --> 00:17:01,400
Yeah, I was... I was Lil' Jupe.
268
00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:03,280
Ah, dude, you were
literally my favorite.
269
00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:04,800
You mind if I get
a picture real quick?
270
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,200
Hey, you mind if we talk?
271
00:17:07,120 --> 00:17:08,520
Yes. Of course.
272
00:17:08,840 --> 00:17:10,480
Please, browse away.
273
00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:12,600
Su casa es mi casa.
274
00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:14,400
Thank you. I sure will.
275
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,000
So...
276
00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:18,920
same deal, yeah? Eleven-five?
277
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:21,200
- Yeah. Thank you.
- That's 3D. Yeah.
278
00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:23,680
Whatever happened
to that black boy? He was good.
279
00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:24,800
Stop, stop.
280
00:17:26,560 --> 00:17:27,560
He was good.
281
00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:30,000
I actually wanted
to lay some groundwork
282
00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:33,520
to a pathway of...
buying some of them back.
283
00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:34,600
All right?
284
00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:36,600
Yeah.
285
00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:38,200
Yeah. Totally.
286
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:41,800
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
287
00:17:41,880 --> 00:17:42,920
Actually
288
00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:46,120
OJ, the offer I made your dad
is still on the table.
289
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,520
- Let me... Let...
- Yo, wait a minute.
290
00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:51,760
So, that...
291
00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:54,000
OJ, have I shown you this?
292
00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:59,000
This is in reference
to the Gordy's Home incident.
293
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:02,360
Gordy's Home. Yeah, yeah.
294
00:18:02,440 --> 00:18:05,520
So, Gordy's Home is
a short-lived but fabled sitcom
295
00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:08,000
I starred in in '96
after Kid Sheriff blew up.
296
00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:09,600
Yeah, my pops told me
about this show.
297
00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:12,000
The monkey went crazy
or some shit.
298
00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:15,440
You know, I usually charge
a fee for this.
299
00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:19,400
Oh, damn.
300
00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:20,960
Ta-da.
301
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,600
That's the first exploding fist bump.
302
00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:31,160
What? Really?
303
00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:32,520
Y'all came up with that?
304
00:18:32,840 --> 00:18:38,080
So, as I was saying, Gordy's Home
began airing in the fall of '96
305
00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:40,080
and it was an immediate hit.
306
00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:42,040
Ratings were huge.
307
00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:43,400
Pretty good reviews.
308
00:18:43,720 --> 00:18:45,520
Just really took off.
309
00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:46,720
Yeah.
310
00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:51,120
Then, one day...
311
00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:53,640
we were shooting an episode
312
00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:57,080
in season two
entitled Gordy's Birthday.
313
00:18:57,160 --> 00:18:58,160
And...
314
00:18:59,280 --> 00:19:00,280
boom.
315
00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:03,000
One of the chimps
that plays Gordy just...
316
00:19:03,840 --> 00:19:05,160
just hit his limit.
317
00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:09,520
And it was six minutes
and 13 seconds of havoc.
318
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:13,160
Network tried to bury hit,
but it was a spectacle.
319
00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:14,680
People are just obsessed.
320
00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:16,440
You're kidding me.
321
00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:18,840
OJ, you said you heard about that?
322
00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:20,760
That's why
they don't let you use chimps.
323
00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:22,360
That's part of the reason.
324
00:19:23,360 --> 00:19:25,760
There's a growing Gordy's Home
fan base out there now.
325
00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:29,080
This Dutch couple paid me 50K
to come in here and spend the night.
326
00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:30,920
I didn't ask.
327
00:19:31,160 --> 00:19:32,160
That's crazy.
328
00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:37,200
So, what happened really, man?
329
00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:43,120
You haven't seen
the Bad Gordy sketch on SNL?
330
00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:45,680
I mean, they pretty much
nailed it better than I could.
331
00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:48,080
No?
332
00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:49,920
Saturday Night Live?
333
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:52,120
Darrell Hammond as Tom.
334
00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:54,880
Ana Gasteyer as Phyllis.
335
00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:57,600
Cheri Oteri as Mary Jo Elliot.
336
00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:00,120
Scott Wolf is the host. He's me.
337
00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:02,520
But, of course,
the star of the sketch
338
00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:05,240
is Chris goddamn Kattan as Gordy
339
00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:06,560
and he is...
340
00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:09,520
undeniable, okay?
341
00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:10,800
Bit goes like this.
342
00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:13,520
Everyone's trying
to celebrate Gordy's birthday
343
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:17,200
but every time Gordy hears
something about the jungle
344
00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:21,800
Gordy... Kattan... goes off.
345
00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:24,400
And it's... it's Kattan.
346
00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:26,880
He's just crushing it.
347
00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:31,800
He is a force of nature.
He is killing on that stage.
348
00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:40,080
Yeah.
349
00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:41,760
It's legendary.
350
00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:44,120
Legendary shit.
351
00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:47,600
Yeah.
352
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:50,000
Yeah, I'm gonna have to go ahead,
look that one up on YouTube.
353
00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:51,320
Details, you know?
354
00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:52,760
Totally.
355
00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:57,960
I got some work I got to do.
356
00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:01,200
So we ain't gonna chill
tonight, nothing?
357
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:02,760
You want to work?
358
00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:03,920
Hell no.
359
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:09,760
So, what was the offer?
360
00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:11,800
- Jupe?
- Yeah.
361
00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:14,640
He offered to buy the ranch.
362
00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:15,760
Oh, really?
363
00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:17,800
That's interesting. How much?
364
00:21:18,120 --> 00:21:19,120
Why?
365
00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:23,360
'Cause I'm trying to see
how big of a dumb-ass you are.
366
00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:25,880
Big dumb-ass, probably.
367
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,000
So I guess you don't want to see
368
00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:44,640
what's good with
Dad liquor cabinet, then, huh?
369
00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:53,720
I got that hobby weed, too, actually.
370
00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:57,160
That's all you had to say, then.
371
00:21:57,880 --> 00:21:59,080
The hobby weed.
372
00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:00,320
That's all you had to say,
just let me know.
373
00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:01,920
You should've dropped that
at the top.
374
00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:04,000
"I got the hobby weed."
You know I'm ready.
375
00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:12,080
Okay, your reflexes
are still quick. Like, whoa.
376
00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:13,640
I ain't mad at it.
377
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:14,800
I'm watching.
378
00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:17,800
To the man.
379
00:22:21,880 --> 00:22:22,880
Drink.
380
00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:28,200
Oh, shit.
381
00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:30,880
Remember Jean Jacket?
382
00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:32,600
Yeah, good horse.
383
00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:36,000
Supposed to be
my first horse, actually.
384
00:22:37,120 --> 00:22:39,440
I was just talking to my therapist
about this not too long ago.
385
00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:40,560
Therapist?
386
00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:44,040
Yes. I fuck one
on occasion sometimes.
387
00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:47,280
I was telling her that
388
00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:49,080
for my ninth birthday
389
00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:51,320
I was supposed to get
to train Jean Jacket.
390
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,000
But then Pops got some Western, and
391
00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:55,760
Jean Jacket wasn't mine no more.
392
00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:57,640
Classic Otis Senior.
393
00:22:58,520 --> 00:23:00,200
I distinctly remember...
394
00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:05,920
standing right here at this window,
watching y'all train my horse.
395
00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:07,680
My horse.
396
00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:11,320
Pops never looked up at me.
397
00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:15,920
Whoa, now. Whoa, now. Whoa, now.
398
00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:18,200
OJ, come on.
399
00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:26,520
But you did, nigga.
400
00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:28,520
Remember?
401
00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:34,000
It was Scorpion King, actually.
402
00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:36,240
It wasn't a Western.
403
00:23:37,440 --> 00:23:39,920
That was the first job
Pops took me on.
404
00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:41,560
Wasn't much fun.
405
00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:45,160
Ended up using camels anyways, so...
406
00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:48,760
The point is...
407
00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:51,120
Yeah, fuck the point.
408
00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:54,400
Yo, that man was
hardheaded as fuck.
409
00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:55,920
And so are you.
410
00:23:56,920 --> 00:23:57,920
That's it.
411
00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:04,520
But at the end of the day,
you got to...
412
00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:06,360
you got to admit, man, Pops...
413
00:24:10,360 --> 00:24:12,160
Pops did something
when he made this place.
414
00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:15,160
He changed the industry.
415
00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:17,440
That's real.
416
00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:21,560
I can't just let that go.
417
00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:25,520
Why is Ghost in the arena?
418
00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:53,640
What's good?
419
00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:00,600
Yeah.
420
00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:26,800
Hey, yo, Em. Em!
421
00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:28,520
Turn it down!
422
00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:30,360
All right!
423
00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:43,880
Hey!
424
00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:46,200
Where he going?
425
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:31,040
What if I...
426
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:34,720
What if I told you...
427
00:26:37,120 --> 00:26:39,960
you'll leave here different?
428
00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:47,480
See, every Friday
for the last six months...
429
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:52,200
my family and I bore witness
430
00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:57,000
to an absolute spectacle.
431
00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:03,200
You see it? The power?
432
00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:05,640
Where's Ghost?
433
00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:10,240
- I don't know.
- Hold on.
434
00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:19,360
Boom. Power went out.
435
00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:21,520
- See?
- Rewind.
436
00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:28,160
Stop.
437
00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:31,280
Ghost talking about,
"I ain't listening.
438
00:28:31,360 --> 00:28:33,680
I'm not trained.
I do whatever the fuck I want."
439
00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:36,120
What?
440
00:28:37,120 --> 00:28:38,160
What'd you see?
441
00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:48,160
What's a bad miracle?
442
00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:53,360
They got a word for that?
443
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:56,920
Nope.
444
00:28:58,600 --> 00:29:00,920
They said it was a prop plane
or something that killed Pops.
445
00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:05,400
That shit ain't never
made sense to me.
446
00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:07,400
Then tonight,
I heard Ghost make a sound
447
00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:08,600
I ain't never heard a horse make.
448
00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:09,720
What did you see?
449
00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:13,560
It was big.
450
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:15,400
- How big?
- Big.
451
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:17,880
- What'd it look like?
- I don't know.
452
00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:24,360
It was fast.
453
00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:26,800
Too fast.
454
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,480
Too quiet to be a plane.
455
00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:31,040
OJ.
456
00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:34,680
Are you saying
what I think you're saying?
457
00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:43,080
I'm telling you, man,
we don't need a lot.
458
00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:45,400
We just need enough to make our shit
look different from what's out there.
459
00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:46,560
You get what I'm saying? Like...
460
00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:48,320
You know I ain't trying to run it up.
461
00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:51,000
I just was looking online,
and I seen a lot of shit.
462
00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:52,880
You know I'm broke, right?
463
00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:54,040
We'll use my money.
464
00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:56,200
Okay, shut up. Look.
465
00:29:56,640 --> 00:29:57,640
All right.
466
00:29:58,520 --> 00:30:00,280
There it is. Five to a hundred K.
467
00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:02,960
- Well, read it.
- You read it, dyslexic ass.
468
00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:05,800
The point is
a website like Cyber Dominion
469
00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:07,200
will pay five to a hundred K
470
00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:09,560
for photographic evidence
of UFOs and shit.
471
00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:10,680
A hundred K?
472
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:13,360
And that's just
what I saw on the first go.
473
00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:17,440
Now that I'm thinking about it,
fuck Cyber Dominion.
474
00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:19,720
This shit right here is
a moment... our moment.
475
00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:21,680
We set it up,
release it the right way
476
00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:24,120
man, I'm talking
rich and famous for life.
477
00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:25,920
How you doing? You look pretty.
478
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:27,600
- She look like she got a big house.
- How?
479
00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:29,160
How what? How we put it out?
480
00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:30,360
Well, that's what I'm saying.
481
00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:32,000
We don't just go for
the quick cash-in, okay?
482
00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:34,560
We go to the most credible platform
to do the story.
483
00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:35,640
What's that? Like Oprah?
484
00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:38,640
Yeah. Like Oprah, for example.
After that, everybody want in.
485
00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:40,720
Well, I'm saying there's plenty
of videos of flying shit online.
486
00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:42,480
I saw one the other day.
That wasn't on Oprah.
487
00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:44,480
Nigga, I didn't say Oprah.
You said Oprah.
488
00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:45,640
You love Oprah.
489
00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:48,120
Look, all I'm saying is
all that shit online is fake.
490
00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:50,360
Low quality. Ain't nobody
gonna get what we gonna get.
491
00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:52,080
- What we gonna get?
- The shot.
492
00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:53,160
What shot?
493
00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:55,040
The shot. The money shot.
494
00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:56,680
Undeniable, singular, the...
495
00:30:57,320 --> 00:30:58,400
the Oprah shot.
496
00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:00,040
The Oprah shot?
497
00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:01,640
Excuse me.
498
00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:03,520
Hi. I can help you over here.
499
00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:08,800
Hi.
500
00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:10,720
Thank you for shopping at Fry's.
501
00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:12,640
Did you guys find everything
you're looking for today?
502
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:14,440
Yes... Angel.
503
00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:17,960
Great.
504
00:31:18,760 --> 00:31:19,760
Actually, do you have a card with us?
505
00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:20,840
No, thank you.
506
00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:22,680
- Would you like one? Because it...
- No, thank you.
507
00:31:23,320 --> 00:31:24,720
Would you like one of
our tech support personnel
508
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:25,800
to help you with the installation?
509
00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:27,880
No... no, thank you.
510
00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:29,360
Appreciate you.
511
00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:32,000
All right, no help with the install.
512
00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:33,880
Suit yourself.
513
00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:36,000
Is it a hard install?
514
00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:37,280
For me, no.
515
00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:38,800
You're not gonna be able to do it.
516
00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:41,960
What happened?
Did you guys get robbed?
517
00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:43,720
Yeah, you know.
518
00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:45,000
A lot of blackouts.
519
00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:46,760
Take the camera out
from time to time.
520
00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:48,720
All these new cameras,
they have backup battery power
521
00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:50,880
so you should be fine.
522
00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:53,000
But the outages affect
the power in the battery shit, too
523
00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:54,200
like cell phones.
524
00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:56,720
Okay. All right.
525
00:31:56,800 --> 00:32:01,200
Cell phones, they don't just
drop in power. Right?
526
00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:04,000
I mean, maybe your Wi-Fi drops out
whenever your system dips.
527
00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:07,520
So, that's technology.
528
00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:12,040
Okay, or maybe
you're in a UFO hot spot.
529
00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:15,000
No one believes in that.
530
00:32:24,720 --> 00:32:25,720
What's up?
531
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:28,880
Damn. Did not realize
you guys were this far out.
532
00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:31,560
I don't mind, though.
533
00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:34,560
Smell of horse shit and fresh air.
534
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:36,040
Right?
535
00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:40,920
Whoa... whoa.
536
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,200
Whoa. Look at me, man.
537
00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:43,760
- Fuck.
- Don't do that. Don't yell.
538
00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:44,840
Sorry, man.
539
00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:47,400
Sorry if I was, like,
a little shut down this morning.
540
00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:49,520
Just got out of
a four-year relationship.
541
00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:50,960
You were fine.
542
00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:52,600
I know it's gonna sound
fucking cliché, all right
543
00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:54,920
but I thought that
she was the one, you know?
544
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:56,520
Is this gonna take
longer than an hour?
545
00:32:56,960 --> 00:32:57,960
This?
546
00:32:58,120 --> 00:32:59,120
Oh, shit, yeah.
547
00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:01,440
- I'm-a go ahead and pop out.
- Where you going?
548
00:33:01,520 --> 00:33:02,680
I got to go to the store
and get something.
549
00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:04,120
Don't worry about it.
You need anything?
550
00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:09,480
Yo.
551
00:33:10,040 --> 00:33:12,120
Her name was Rebecca Diaz.
552
00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:15,320
Yep, keep an eye out for her.
553
00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:17,880
She's an actress, model, you know?
554
00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:20,800
She booked a pilot on The CW, so...
555
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:23,200
Yeah, fucking left me.
556
00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:26,520
Yeah, fucking CW.
557
00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:31,760
- So, thing about this camera...
- Actually, can it swivel up?
558
00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:34,360
Yeah.
559
00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:39,680
- Boom.
- Little more?
560
00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:41,680
More. Okay.
561
00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:47,720
Yeah.
562
00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:51,920
Yeah.
563
00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:09,520
Do you know
they don't call 'em UFOs anymore?
564
00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:14,880
It's fucking UAPs now.
565
00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:17,760
Why they got to change the name?
566
00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:19,640
Yeah.
567
00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:21,040
Exactly.
568
00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:24,880
No, fuck it. I'll tell you why
they changed the name, all right?
569
00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:27,120
It-it's 'cause they want
to keep us in the dark.
570
00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:31,160
Remember when they declassified all
that UFO footage a couple years ago?
571
00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:33,720
Yeah. Well, people started
paying attention.
572
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:35,560
So they changed the name to UAPs.
573
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:38,040
And no one knows
what the fuck a UAP is
574
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:39,520
so everyone lost interest.
575
00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:41,120
I saw that... that Navy clip.
576
00:34:42,240 --> 00:34:43,320
Couldn't really see 'em, though.
577
00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:44,400
Could've been better.
578
00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:47,400
It's shitty footage of exact proof
579
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:50,160
that there's an alien civilization
out there in the universe.
580
00:34:50,720 --> 00:34:51,760
So, who's that?
581
00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:55,880
Come on, man.
The little guys with the big eyes.
582
00:34:56,640 --> 00:34:58,040
Yeah. There's lots of theories.
583
00:34:58,120 --> 00:35:01,320
Either they're intergalactic
travelers looking for peace
584
00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:04,720
or futuristic humans
coming back in time
585
00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:06,520
to stop us from destroying the planet
586
00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:09,680
or they're fucking world killers.
587
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:11,800
Planetary destroyers.
588
00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:13,920
And that means that
they've been fucking watching us
589
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:17,000
and studying us, waiting for
the perfect time to beam us up
590
00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:19,640
and shove metal probes
up our fucking asses.
591
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:23,120
Cool.
592
00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:26,120
Anyway, Ancient Aliens,
History Channel.
593
00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:27,800
- Watch that shit.
- Hey!
594
00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:29,720
Hey!
595
00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:31,400
Come on! Help a nigga out!
596
00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:41,360
Hey.
597
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:44,400
Know where I could find me
a couple of big, strong fellas?
598
00:35:45,720 --> 00:35:46,720
You good?
599
00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:47,960
I'm good.
600
00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:50,320
- What?
- What's that?
601
00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:52,840
Oh, this?
602
00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:56,360
You know, just training
horses we ordered that I picked up.
603
00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:57,440
Where'd you get it from?
604
00:35:57,640 --> 00:35:58,640
Don't worry about it.
605
00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:00,120
Now, come on, help me out.
606
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:02,320
Got you.
607
00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:05,200
Okay, so what is that?
608
00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:07,000
- Is it like bait?
- I told you.
609
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:09,720
It is a decoy for horse training.
610
00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:10,800
Okay.
611
00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:12,360
Shit.
612
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:14,040
- Shit.
- See?
613
00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:15,120
OJ.
614
00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:17,640
We good. I mean, he don't know shit.
615
00:36:17,720 --> 00:36:19,800
Oh, no. You guys are doing
something shady.
616
00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:24,520
Hey there!
617
00:36:25,240 --> 00:36:26,240
Hey!
618
00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:28,240
You can stay right there, though!
619
00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:30,160
Sure!
620
00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:31,920
What's up?
621
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:33,760
We're setting up a decoy!
622
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:35,800
For horse training!
623
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:37,560
Oh, good!
624
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:40,680
You know, we got some of those!
625
00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:46,120
- Where'd you get...
- Where'd you get yours?
626
00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:51,320
Yeah... I'm not really sure!
627
00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:52,920
My wife would know!
628
00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:56,640
- Okay! Thanks for stopping by!
- Why the...
629
00:36:56,720 --> 00:36:57,920
You don't live here.
630
00:36:58,000 --> 00:36:59,320
Sorry. Trying to help.
631
00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:00,400
Sure thing!
632
00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:04,760
Hey. I wanted to invite you to our...
633
00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:07,240
new family live show!
634
00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:09,800
Friday! At 5.00pm!
635
00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:10,960
Okay!
636
00:37:13,720 --> 00:37:14,880
Thumbs u... thumbs up.
637
00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:17,560
Should I do it?
638
00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:18,680
Yeah, do it.
639
00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:20,920
Thumbs up!
640
00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:24,920
And so, the router's in the shed.
641
00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:27,480
I set it up so if the power
goes down on camera A
642
00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:30,120
camera B's pointed
at the sky to catch
643
00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:31,520
whatever might have taken it out.
644
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:33,840
And vice versa, so...
645
00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:34,920
Thank you.
646
00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:39,200
I mean, you're really not gonna
tell me what the fuck is going on?
647
00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:41,600
You'll know soon enough.
648
00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:44,040
Cool, cryptic.
649
00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:46,320
Fucking dicks.
650
00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:51,680
I can monitor the feeds remotely
myself, if you want. Free of charge.
651
00:37:51,760 --> 00:37:52,880
- Hell no.
- No.
652
00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:56,880
Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am.
653
00:37:58,160 --> 00:37:59,320
One more thing.
654
00:37:59,960 --> 00:38:02,360
You'll be getting a call
from my supervisor asking
655
00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:04,400
- how my service was.
- Five stars, Angel. Five stars.
656
00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:05,680
Thank you.
657
00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:13,440
So, what now?
658
00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:14,920
I don't know. What you want to do?
659
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:16,080
I'm... Whatever you want to do.
660
00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:18,120
Well, I got some work I got to do.
I'm gonna go out...
661
00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:20,520
That's a good one.
662
00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:43,880
I'm talking today to women who say
663
00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:46,880
they have been abducted
by aliens from another planet.
664
00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:48,680
May I briefly say,
I don't know for a fact
665
00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:49,800
that they're from another planet.
666
00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:52,160
Well, you know you weren't
in Kansas anymore, Toto.
667
00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:54,560
And I wasn't wearing red shoes that
668
00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:56,320
- I could click together, either.
- Yeah, yeah.
669
00:40:56,400 --> 00:40:57,400
Nope.
670
00:40:57,640 --> 00:40:58,640
Nope, I'm out.
671
00:40:58,720 --> 00:41:00,080
I'm going. Fuck this shit.
672
00:41:03,720 --> 00:41:06,080
Okay. Okay.
673
00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:43,400
Oh, shit!
674
00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:44,520
Fuck off.
675
00:41:44,720 --> 00:41:46,000
Give us back our property.
676
00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:47,600
Don't mess with Jupiter's Claim!
677
00:41:47,680 --> 00:41:48,680
Come on.
678
00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:53,360
What happened?
679
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:55,040
The Park kids.
680
00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:56,760
Jupe's sons.
681
00:41:56,840 --> 00:41:58,280
And they let Clover out, man.
682
00:41:58,360 --> 00:42:00,480
What? They trying to prank Haywood?
683
00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:02,680
- It's on!
- Hey. You stole their horse.
684
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:05,480
Yeah.
685
00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:34,400
- Hey.
- Shit.
686
00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:38,000
What's up, Nessie?
687
00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:41,160
Not much. Just stocking shit.
You know, pretty much regular.
688
00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:11,600
Oh, shit!
689
00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:26,040
I need to take my ass to bed.
690
00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:33,400
- Who this?
- Yo, it's Angel from Fry's.
691
00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:35,960
Just calling to tell you that
there is a bug on camera A.
692
00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:38,600
I know. Wait, I thought
I told you not to watch our shit.
693
00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:39,680
Yeah, I know, I know.
694
00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:41,800
- Camera B is down.
- What?
695
00:43:42,080 --> 00:43:44,040
Camera B is down.
696
00:43:44,600 --> 00:43:47,040
Like Ancient-fucking-Aliens down.
697
00:44:57,160 --> 00:44:59,480
- Hey!
- Hey. Hi. Emerald
698
00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:02,240
can you please
get the bug off the thing?
699
00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:05,360
Get the bug off
the fucking thing!
700
00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:08,360
Shit.
701
00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:21,640
What do you see?
Do you see, like, lights or anything?
702
00:45:21,720 --> 00:45:23,520
Like, a-a fucking saucer?
703
00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:25,640
It's in the cloud.
704
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:27,000
It's in the cloud.
705
00:45:27,080 --> 00:45:29,800
OJ! It's in the cloud!
706
00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:40,560
Yeah, nah, nah, nah.
707
00:45:40,840 --> 00:45:43,120
Run, OJ! Run!
708
00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:51,280
Shit.
709
00:46:29,920 --> 00:46:30,960
Hello?
710
00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:35,360
What happened to OJ?
711
00:46:36,840 --> 00:46:37,880
It's fine.
712
00:46:39,560 --> 00:46:40,560
Come on.
713
00:46:43,120 --> 00:46:45,320
Okay, it's still on.
714
00:46:45,640 --> 00:46:47,520
The camera, it's still on.
715
00:46:59,320 --> 00:47:01,320
Shit... shit.
716
00:47:04,200 --> 00:47:06,080
Okay, you fucking praying mantis.
717
00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:07,320
All right, bitch.
718
00:47:07,480 --> 00:47:08,880
You like Sour Patch Kids?
719
00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:10,120
Huh?
720
00:48:29,120 --> 00:48:30,160
A'ight, man.
721
00:48:30,520 --> 00:48:31,800
Where your shit? Let's go.
722
00:48:33,880 --> 00:48:35,080
Haven't seen one of those
in a minute.
723
00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:36,240
Fucking praying mantis.
724
00:48:36,320 --> 00:48:37,800
That motherfucker better pray
I don't ever see him
725
00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:39,640
'cause if I do, I'm-a eat him.
726
00:48:41,040 --> 00:48:42,640
- Let's go.
- Where?
727
00:48:42,960 --> 00:48:44,080
I don't know.
728
00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:46,120
I got me
a little situation in Atwater
729
00:48:46,200 --> 00:48:47,360
texting me back right now.
730
00:48:47,440 --> 00:48:48,560
It's not coming again tonight.
731
00:48:48,640 --> 00:48:49,680
I don't care.
732
00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:52,200
No. No.
733
00:48:52,880 --> 00:48:53,880
No.
734
00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:58,520
Bro, I ain't never seen
no shit like this.
735
00:48:58,760 --> 00:48:59,800
It ain't worth it.
736
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:02,280
No, nope. It's too much.
737
00:49:02,680 --> 00:49:03,720
You should go, then.
738
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:06,640
I got to get up early anyway.
739
00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:10,680
I got mouths to feed.
740
00:49:22,360 --> 00:49:23,360
Shit.
741
00:49:24,440 --> 00:49:26,120
Shit, shit, shit!
742
00:49:46,080 --> 00:49:47,120
You hear that?
743
00:49:54,840 --> 00:49:56,160
Ghost out there.
744
00:49:58,840 --> 00:50:01,400
Acting all territorial.
745
00:50:07,440 --> 00:50:10,280
I guess some animals
ain't fit to be trained.
746
00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:31,400
- Hello?
- Hi.
747
00:50:31,480 --> 00:50:33,200
Is this Antlers Holst?
748
00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:36,400
Who's this?
749
00:50:36,840 --> 00:50:38,520
Hey, yeah. I'm Emerald Haywood.
750
00:50:38,600 --> 00:50:40,400
We met a couple days ago
at the commercial.
751
00:50:41,360 --> 00:50:43,320
Oh, yeah, horse girl. Sure.
752
00:50:43,680 --> 00:50:45,480
I remember you and your brother.
753
00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:47,200
Yeah, horse boy.
754
00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:48,920
He's here, too.
755
00:50:49,200 --> 00:50:52,200
- The descendants of the jockey.
- Yeah.
756
00:50:52,560 --> 00:50:55,360
Guess I'm talking to
motion picture royalty, then.
757
00:50:57,040 --> 00:50:58,320
How'd you get the number?
758
00:50:58,520 --> 00:51:00,000
I got it from the call sheet.
759
00:51:00,680 --> 00:51:02,920
So, we have a project, and
760
00:51:03,080 --> 00:51:06,120
you know, what if I told you
it was the offer of a lifetime?
761
00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:08,800
Yeah, hopefully not my lifetime.
762
00:51:09,520 --> 00:51:10,520
That's a good one.
763
00:51:10,760 --> 00:51:13,720
I'm-a be real with you. We don't have
a lot of money to pay you up front
764
00:51:13,800 --> 00:51:16,440
you know, not like
you're used to, but...
765
00:51:16,520 --> 00:51:19,800
Yeah. I tend to do one for them
so I can do one for me
766
00:51:19,880 --> 00:51:21,680
so what is it?
767
00:51:22,920 --> 00:51:25,880
- Reality.
- Oh, no. Reality.
768
00:51:25,960 --> 00:51:27,000
Documentary.
769
00:51:27,880 --> 00:51:29,400
Doc-Documentary.
770
00:51:29,480 --> 00:51:31,040
Oh, that's better.
771
00:51:31,720 --> 00:51:33,360
So, again, what's it about?
772
00:51:34,480 --> 00:51:36,760
It's about the shit
dreams is made of, baby.
773
00:51:37,840 --> 00:51:39,640
Listen, horse girl.
774
00:51:40,280 --> 00:51:41,520
I got a...
775
00:51:43,040 --> 00:51:47,120
pretty damn superb lemon tart
in the oven I'm about to serve
776
00:51:47,200 --> 00:51:49,360
to ten of my closest friends, so...
777
00:51:49,920 --> 00:51:51,360
Stop... stop.
778
00:51:51,440 --> 00:51:53,240
Oh, hold on one second. What?
779
00:51:53,320 --> 00:51:54,320
He's not here for that.
780
00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:56,160
- Look, look, no. This is what I do.
- Don't be cute. Stick to the plan.
781
00:51:56,240 --> 00:51:57,240
- I don't go to your job and knock
- Say it!
782
00:51:57,320 --> 00:51:59,040
a horse's dick out your damn hand.
783
00:51:59,400 --> 00:52:00,440
- Hello?
- Yeah.
784
00:52:00,520 --> 00:52:02,120
Yeah, my bad. We good, man.
785
00:52:03,480 --> 00:52:06,160
According to American Cinema magazine
786
00:52:06,440 --> 00:52:09,880
you make the cinematically
impossible possible.
787
00:52:10,600 --> 00:52:13,480
Well, we looking
for the impossible shot.
788
00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:19,120
That's impossible.
789
00:52:19,320 --> 00:52:20,320
Antlers.
790
00:52:21,200 --> 00:52:22,920
There's something
out here in Agua Dulce
791
00:52:23,720 --> 00:52:25,360
and you're probably
the only person in the world
792
00:52:25,440 --> 00:52:26,680
that can get it on film.
793
00:52:27,800 --> 00:52:28,960
That's it.
794
00:52:30,600 --> 00:52:34,760
Horse girl, this dream you're chasing
795
00:52:35,280 --> 00:52:38,360
the one where you end up
at the top of the mountain
796
00:52:38,880 --> 00:52:41,200
all eyes on you...
797
00:52:44,200 --> 00:52:46,080
it's the dream
you never wake up from.
798
00:52:59,920 --> 00:53:00,920
I don't like him.
799
00:53:24,320 --> 00:53:25,760
Holy shit. It's real.
800
00:53:27,280 --> 00:53:29,200
I don't know
what you're doing here, but...
801
00:53:30,520 --> 00:53:32,000
it was illegal for you to...
802
00:53:33,120 --> 00:53:34,520
spy on us like that.
803
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:43,320
Wait, you... you don't know?
804
00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:47,640
Okay, tell me when you see it.
805
00:53:57,600 --> 00:53:58,640
There.
806
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:01,520
- Doesn't move.
- Exactly.
807
00:54:04,880 --> 00:54:06,000
Well, look at that.
808
00:54:08,360 --> 00:54:09,880
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, okay.
809
00:54:11,160 --> 00:54:12,840
I went back
and scrubbed through the footage
810
00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:16,240
and that cloud has been right there
at least since I set the cameras up.
811
00:54:16,600 --> 00:54:17,800
Yeah, now you mention it
812
00:54:18,400 --> 00:54:20,360
I've probably been looking
at the same damn cloud every day
813
00:54:20,440 --> 00:54:21,680
for the last six months.
814
00:54:21,960 --> 00:54:22,960
Shit.
815
00:54:24,200 --> 00:54:26,000
So, I mean, that's them in there.
816
00:54:26,080 --> 00:54:28,640
And we've been recording it,
so we got it. Right?
817
00:54:30,640 --> 00:54:31,680
Yeah.
818
00:54:33,080 --> 00:54:34,520
Why you saying "yeah" like that?
819
00:54:35,880 --> 00:54:38,120
I mean, we have proof
of aliens on video. I...
820
00:54:38,200 --> 00:54:39,680
Yeah, I wouldn't call it proof.
821
00:54:40,160 --> 00:54:41,200
Are you serious?
822
00:54:41,280 --> 00:54:43,360
Look, I've seen crazy
weather phenomenons online before.
823
00:54:43,440 --> 00:54:45,120
- That's all I'm saying.
- He's right.
824
00:54:46,040 --> 00:54:48,200
It's good, but it ain't it.
Ain't Oprah.
825
00:54:50,280 --> 00:54:51,360
Ain't Oprah.
826
00:54:54,080 --> 00:54:55,080
Okay.
827
00:54:55,680 --> 00:54:57,040
Are you guys telling me
828
00:54:57,880 --> 00:54:59,480
that there's an alien spaceship
829
00:55:01,240 --> 00:55:02,760
in that fucking cloud right there?
830
00:55:03,160 --> 00:55:04,800
It doesn't move like a ship.
831
00:55:06,720 --> 00:55:07,920
What you mean, OJ?
832
00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:12,680
What if it's not a ship?
833
00:55:17,320 --> 00:55:19,120
All right, Gordy,
we're almost ready, buddy.
834
00:55:19,320 --> 00:55:21,320
Here we go, buddy. Come on.
835
00:55:22,040 --> 00:55:23,240
- He's ready.
- Set.
836
00:55:23,960 --> 00:55:24,960
Here we go.
837
00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:26,560
And... action.
838
00:55:26,640 --> 00:55:28,600
And, of course,
I set it to Icelandic time
839
00:55:28,680 --> 00:55:31,560
because we share
a love of the aurora borealis, Gordy.
840
00:55:31,640 --> 00:55:35,080
And you have no idea
how to tell time.
841
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:38,920
Great gift, Dad.
Way to think things through.
842
00:55:39,400 --> 00:55:42,400
Somehow, you'd think that a man
who can send a rocket into space
843
00:55:42,480 --> 00:55:45,080
would be able to manage
a halfway decent birthday present.
844
00:55:45,520 --> 00:55:46,520
Nope.
845
00:55:49,080 --> 00:55:51,680
You know, Gordy,
all things considered
846
00:55:51,760 --> 00:55:54,240
maybe my gift isn't so bad after all.
847
00:55:55,960 --> 00:55:57,640
Hey, Gordy.
848
00:55:57,880 --> 00:55:59,400
- Surprise!
- Wow.
849
00:55:59,480 --> 00:56:01,240
Now, that is a gift.
850
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:11,440
Oh. Sorry. My...
851
00:56:11,520 --> 00:56:12,760
That's all right.
Pick it up from there.
852
00:56:14,160 --> 00:56:18,640
Wait a minute. What happened to we
both failed at finding good presents?
853
00:56:21,440 --> 00:56:23,880
Here you go, Gordy. Happy birthday.
854
00:56:26,320 --> 00:56:29,000
Oh, beautiful, Hayley.
855
00:56:35,400 --> 00:56:36,560
Hey, hey, hey. No!
856
00:56:36,800 --> 00:56:38,920
No, no! Down! Down! Gordy!
857
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:41,200
No. Stop! Stop!
858
00:58:12,560 --> 00:58:14,320
Oh, no... no.
859
00:58:14,400 --> 00:58:16,000
Gordy, no! No!
860
00:58:16,080 --> 00:58:17,720
Down! Down! Down!
861
00:58:17,800 --> 00:58:19,120
You sit! Down.
862
00:58:19,320 --> 00:58:20,400
No, no, no.
863
00:58:23,240 --> 00:58:24,400
No... no!
864
00:58:24,640 --> 00:58:25,680
No, Gordy!
865
00:58:27,720 --> 00:58:28,720
Stop!
866
00:58:28,920 --> 00:58:30,080
No! No!
867
01:00:25,160 --> 01:00:27,120
Seven just on scene... Oh, my God.
868
01:01:17,400 --> 01:01:18,520
Feeling good?
869
01:01:18,960 --> 01:01:20,000
Yeah.
870
01:01:20,720 --> 01:01:21,760
Feeling good.
871
01:01:21,880 --> 01:01:22,880
Good.
872
01:01:28,400 --> 01:01:29,400
There we go.
873
01:01:32,480 --> 01:01:34,880
Run it. Run it one more time, babe.
874
01:01:35,080 --> 01:01:36,120
Okay.
875
01:01:43,120 --> 01:01:44,640
What if I told you...
876
01:01:58,360 --> 01:01:59,360
Yo.
877
01:01:59,560 --> 01:02:01,000
It's... Storm's coming.
878
01:02:01,680 --> 01:02:03,880
Just tarping up, just to be safe.
879
01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:23,160
Hey, where you going?
880
01:02:24,440 --> 01:02:25,560
I'm-a get Lucky.
881
01:02:26,880 --> 01:02:31,120
Now, we're not gonna let a few clouds
kill our fun today, are we, folks?
882
01:02:31,360 --> 01:02:33,200
So, without further ado
883
01:02:33,320 --> 01:02:37,000
welcome to the Jupiter's Claim
Star Lasso Experience!
884
01:02:40,200 --> 01:02:41,680
How's everyone feeling today?
885
01:02:43,560 --> 01:02:44,560
All right.
886
01:02:45,040 --> 01:02:46,640
It's quite a doozy today.
887
01:02:47,920 --> 01:02:50,000
I want to thank you guys
for coming out here.
888
01:02:50,520 --> 01:02:53,400
But first, how about
another round of applause
889
01:02:53,480 --> 01:02:54,480
for my Amber?
890
01:02:55,160 --> 01:02:58,880
I'll tell you, that woman is a saint
for putting up with all my craziness.
891
01:02:59,720 --> 01:03:01,360
And to the knuckleheads up there.
892
01:03:01,520 --> 01:03:03,200
The staff. Shout-out.
893
01:03:03,920 --> 01:03:06,040
All right, all right. That's enough.
894
01:03:07,200 --> 01:03:09,480
I also want to give
a special thanks to
895
01:03:09,880 --> 01:03:13,080
an old costar of mine
and my first crush
896
01:03:13,640 --> 01:03:15,120
Mary Jo Elliott, everyone!
897
01:03:16,320 --> 01:03:17,320
Yeah.
898
01:03:20,680 --> 01:03:21,680
All right.
899
01:03:23,080 --> 01:03:24,080
You ready?
900
01:03:25,240 --> 01:03:26,320
Oh, come on. That ain't nothing.
901
01:03:26,400 --> 01:03:28,000
Are you ready?
902
01:03:32,200 --> 01:03:33,200
Here we go.
903
01:03:40,560 --> 01:03:41,600
You're chosen.
904
01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:52,480
What if I told you...
905
01:03:53,840 --> 01:03:55,200
that in about an hour...
906
01:03:56,520 --> 01:03:59,000
you'll leave here different?
907
01:04:00,720 --> 01:04:04,800
See, every Friday
for the last six months
908
01:04:05,800 --> 01:04:08,520
my family and I have bore witness
909
01:04:08,600 --> 01:04:11,640
to an absolute spectacle.
910
01:04:13,160 --> 01:04:15,560
One that you'll be seeing here today.
911
01:04:17,600 --> 01:04:19,360
So let me take you back
to that first night.
912
01:04:29,320 --> 01:04:31,160
Right here in this exact spot
913
01:04:32,440 --> 01:04:35,760
I'd come over to wrangle
a chestnut horse named Trigger.
914
01:04:36,720 --> 01:04:40,560
Now, I could barely see my hand
in front of my face for the fog
915
01:04:41,680 --> 01:04:42,880
but I swear
916
01:04:43,360 --> 01:04:46,400
on my wife and children's lives
917
01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:48,920
that at 6.13pm
918
01:04:49,840 --> 01:04:50,920
I see...
919
01:04:52,760 --> 01:04:54,280
a flying saucer
920
01:04:54,680 --> 01:04:56,560
descend through the mist.
921
01:04:57,920 --> 01:05:00,680
Old Trigger took off
straight into the gulch.
922
01:05:01,440 --> 01:05:02,440
And, well...
923
01:05:04,120 --> 01:05:05,480
it's like he was going home.
924
01:05:11,920 --> 01:05:13,320
Now, just to be clear
925
01:05:13,800 --> 01:05:17,160
what we saw was a flying saucer.
926
01:05:17,240 --> 01:05:18,600
No doubt about that.
927
01:05:18,920 --> 01:05:20,400
Slightly flatter in the front
928
01:05:20,480 --> 01:05:23,880
with a circular hole in the bottom
about two school bus lengths wide.
929
01:05:25,320 --> 01:05:27,200
Ladies and gentlemen, I kid you not.
930
01:05:29,480 --> 01:05:30,920
We are being surveilled
931
01:05:31,400 --> 01:05:34,520
by an alien species
I call "the Viewers."
932
01:05:35,800 --> 01:05:38,160
And though they have yet
to emerge from their ship
933
01:05:38,920 --> 01:05:40,400
I believe they trust me.
934
01:05:41,360 --> 01:05:42,360
If they didn't
935
01:05:42,920 --> 01:05:44,880
I don't think any of us
would be here right now.
936
01:05:47,280 --> 01:05:50,520
So, as I said, in just under an hour
937
01:05:51,600 --> 01:05:55,680
Star Lasso Experience
is gonna change you.
938
01:05:58,160 --> 01:06:00,880
But first, my boys are gonna come out
and do a little number for us.
939
01:06:00,960 --> 01:06:01,960
Would that be all right?
940
01:06:02,040 --> 01:06:03,040
Hustle. Go, go, go.
941
01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:07,000
All right. My little satellites:
Colton, Phoenix, Max.
942
01:06:07,080 --> 01:06:08,560
Remember those names, folks.
943
01:06:08,840 --> 01:06:10,240
All right, here we go!
944
01:06:20,200 --> 01:06:21,320
What is that?
945
01:06:22,120 --> 01:06:23,320
Do you guys see that?
946
01:06:38,720 --> 01:06:39,840
Stay in your seats.
947
01:06:40,640 --> 01:06:41,680
This is new.
948
01:06:41,840 --> 01:06:42,880
They're early.
949
01:06:44,200 --> 01:06:46,320
They're giving us a real show today.
950
01:06:46,400 --> 01:06:49,040
That they are.
They're giving us a real show today.
951
01:06:49,560 --> 01:06:50,800
They're ready, we're ready.
952
01:06:52,400 --> 01:06:58,440
Welcome to the Star Lasso Experience,
only at Jupiter's Claim.
953
01:06:58,520 --> 01:07:00,400
- Please remember to avoid
- Come on.
954
01:07:00,480 --> 01:07:01,520
using your cell phones
955
01:07:01,600 --> 01:07:03,040
- or any flash photography
- Cell phones off
956
01:07:03,120 --> 01:07:04,440
- during the event.
- y'all.
957
01:07:04,960 --> 01:07:06,000
Come on!
958
01:07:06,080 --> 01:07:09,120
Bear with us now.
Trained animals can be unpredictable.
959
01:07:15,200 --> 01:07:16,480
Now sit back
960
01:07:16,720 --> 01:07:19,280
stay in your seats and enjoy
961
01:07:19,440 --> 01:07:22,720
the Star Lasso Experien...
962
01:08:47,680 --> 01:08:49,920
Well, cowboys and cowgirls
963
01:08:50,200 --> 01:08:52,440
it's time to ride off
into the sunset.
964
01:08:52,760 --> 01:08:55,280
That's right. Happy trails.
965
01:08:55,360 --> 01:08:56,560
It's closing time.
966
01:08:56,840 --> 01:08:59,400
You don't have to go home,
but you can't stay here.
967
01:09:00,080 --> 01:09:01,320
Come back again.
968
01:09:01,480 --> 01:09:04,040
And until then, we wish you well.
969
01:09:04,440 --> 01:09:07,400
Hasta la vista. Adios.
970
01:09:23,160 --> 01:09:25,240
Well, cowboys and cowgirls
971
01:09:25,320 --> 01:09:28,040
it's time to ride off
into the sunset.
972
01:09:28,280 --> 01:09:30,600
That's right. Happy trails.
973
01:09:30,680 --> 01:09:31,920
It's closing time.
974
01:09:32,400 --> 01:09:34,880
You don't have to go home,
but you can't stay here.
975
01:09:35,440 --> 01:09:36,560
Come back again.
976
01:09:36,880 --> 01:09:37,880
And until then...
977
01:10:35,600 --> 01:10:36,640
Lucky.
978
01:10:44,840 --> 01:10:45,840
Lucky.
979
01:10:50,680 --> 01:10:52,720
Lucky, come on, come on. Come on!
980
01:11:09,600 --> 01:11:11,360
Come on, come on, come on. Lucky.
981
01:11:21,920 --> 01:11:23,560
Come on... come on.
982
01:12:08,880 --> 01:12:10,720
Yo. It's done.
983
01:12:11,440 --> 01:12:13,200
All right, I'll be over
in the morning to tear that shit off.
984
01:12:13,560 --> 01:12:14,560
Or you guys can do it yourselves.
985
01:12:14,640 --> 01:12:15,800
- It's all the same.
- No, no.
986
01:12:15,880 --> 01:12:17,120
I like when you do it.
987
01:12:17,480 --> 01:12:18,480
Of course you do.
988
01:12:18,640 --> 01:12:20,480
All right. See you tomorrow.
989
01:12:20,760 --> 01:12:21,760
See you.
990
01:12:29,120 --> 01:12:31,120
Pick up... pick up.
991
01:12:31,200 --> 01:12:32,720
Come on, come on.
Pick up, pick up, pick up.
992
01:12:47,840 --> 01:12:50,400
Did you know that the very first
assembly of photographs
993
01:12:50,480 --> 01:12:52,400
in sequential order
to make a motion picture
994
01:12:52,480 --> 01:12:54,920
was a two-second clip
of a black man on a horse?
995
01:12:55,000 --> 01:12:58,640
That man was a Bahamian jockey
known as Alistair E. Haywood
996
01:12:58,720 --> 01:13:00,560
and he was
my great-great-grandfather.
997
01:13:00,640 --> 01:13:01,680
- Hey.
- Em.
998
01:13:01,920 --> 01:13:02,920
I was right.
999
01:13:03,400 --> 01:13:04,560
It's not a ship.
1000
01:13:05,240 --> 01:13:06,240
What happened?
1001
01:13:14,520 --> 01:13:15,520
What the fuck?
1002
01:13:29,280 --> 01:13:30,280
Shit.
1003
01:13:33,240 --> 01:13:34,280
It ate them, Em.
1004
01:13:35,120 --> 01:13:36,160
It ate them all.
1005
01:13:36,240 --> 01:13:38,760
It's alive, Em. It's an animal.
1006
01:13:38,840 --> 01:13:42,480
It's territorial, and it thinks
that this is its home.
1007
01:13:44,960 --> 01:13:45,960
Em!
1008
01:13:52,720 --> 01:13:53,760
Oh, fuck.
1009
01:13:54,200 --> 01:13:55,240
Oh, shit.
1010
01:13:56,680 --> 01:13:57,680
Ooh, yes.
1011
01:13:59,520 --> 01:14:01,800
Hey, hey. We're in trouble. Okay?
1012
01:14:04,720 --> 01:14:05,760
Shit.
1013
01:14:13,440 --> 01:14:14,440
What?
1014
01:14:36,560 --> 01:14:37,680
What the fuck?
1015
01:14:38,840 --> 01:14:39,880
What the fuck?
1016
01:14:42,520 --> 01:14:43,800
Who the hell is that?
1017
01:14:45,360 --> 01:14:46,520
Who the hell is that?
1018
01:14:47,720 --> 01:14:48,720
Em!
1019
01:14:48,800 --> 01:14:50,400
- Who the hell is that?
- Fuck.
1020
01:14:54,680 --> 01:14:55,800
It's above us.
1021
01:15:01,120 --> 01:15:02,200
Ah, shit!
1022
01:15:05,960 --> 01:15:07,000
Shit.
1023
01:15:07,880 --> 01:15:09,680
Oh, shit! What the fuck?
1024
01:15:29,440 --> 01:15:30,760
Oh, God.
1025
01:15:31,840 --> 01:15:33,640
Something very bad is happening.
1026
01:15:45,680 --> 01:15:46,680
Fuck!
1027
01:16:02,720 --> 01:16:03,800
Yeah, we're fucked.
1028
01:18:08,760 --> 01:18:09,840
Nope.
1029
01:20:13,360 --> 01:20:14,680
Em. OJ's coming.
1030
01:20:14,760 --> 01:20:15,800
Let's go.
1031
01:20:16,920 --> 01:20:19,760
Got to get out this house.
I got to get out this house.
1032
01:20:20,520 --> 01:20:22,000
No, st-st-stop.
Can't we just wait, right?
1033
01:20:22,080 --> 01:20:23,920
- You can. I've got to get out
- No, I'm not gonna be here alone.
1034
01:20:24,000 --> 01:20:25,120
- this fucking house!
- No.
1035
01:20:25,200 --> 01:20:26,640
We're alive still
because we stayed here.
1036
01:21:35,800 --> 01:21:36,880
- Go.
- Go!
1037
01:21:37,720 --> 01:21:38,760
- Come on.
- Run!
1038
01:21:39,560 --> 01:21:42,120
Come on... come on.
1039
01:21:49,280 --> 01:21:50,280
Go.
1040
01:21:56,080 --> 01:21:57,960
Yeah, she... she gonna make it.
1041
01:21:58,040 --> 01:21:59,160
- OJ.
- She gonna make it.
1042
01:21:59,480 --> 01:22:01,400
- Oh, hey, horsie.
- Hey, don't look him in the eyes
1043
01:22:01,480 --> 01:22:02,480
- please.
- VFX!
1044
01:22:16,160 --> 01:22:17,920
Focus here. Focus here.
1045
01:22:18,680 --> 01:22:19,680
Come on.
1046
01:22:22,960 --> 01:22:23,960
Go!
1047
01:22:43,400 --> 01:22:45,320
Welcome to my tavern.
1048
01:22:45,800 --> 01:22:48,600
I don't know if you've heard,
but a terrible beast is about.
1049
01:22:48,880 --> 01:22:50,320
It's been harassing villagers
1050
01:22:50,400 --> 01:22:53,000
ruining crops
and eating their livestock.
1051
01:22:55,440 --> 01:23:01,600
Many a glory-seeking hunter
has attempted to defeat it
1052
01:23:01,680 --> 01:23:04,320
and just as many have perished.
1053
01:23:05,200 --> 01:23:06,720
While you're here...
1054
01:23:06,800 --> 01:23:09,000
While you're here,
please look around.
1055
01:23:12,600 --> 01:23:14,520
I'm here in Agua Dulce, California
1056
01:23:14,600 --> 01:23:17,120
and the whereabouts of
those 40 guests and employees
1057
01:23:17,200 --> 01:23:20,080
of a local Western theme park
are still unknown.
1058
01:23:20,160 --> 01:23:22,120
The sheriff's office
has had its hands full
1059
01:23:22,200 --> 01:23:24,200
trying to identify
the unaccounted for.
1060
01:23:24,280 --> 01:23:26,600
Until they do,
only one thing is certain.
1061
01:23:26,680 --> 01:23:29,640
There is something strange happening
out here in Agua Dulce.
1062
01:23:29,720 --> 01:23:31,200
Security cameras
were off at the time.
1063
01:23:31,280 --> 01:23:34,800
Other than that, we have
no reason to suspect foul play.
1064
01:23:35,040 --> 01:23:37,280
We did have a considerable amount
of rain come through here
1065
01:23:37,360 --> 01:23:39,640
so we don't want
to rule out flash flooding
1066
01:23:39,720 --> 01:23:42,320
as possibly having played
a part. We're obviously...
1067
01:23:46,560 --> 01:23:49,520
You never go wrong
with a fried fish sandwich.
1068
01:23:52,080 --> 01:23:53,200
Tartar got tang.
1069
01:23:55,960 --> 01:23:57,000
Stupid.
1070
01:23:57,520 --> 01:23:58,880
"Tartar got tang"?
1071
01:23:58,960 --> 01:23:59,960
Right?
1072
01:24:01,600 --> 01:24:04,040
I don't think it eats you
if you don't look it in the eye.
1073
01:24:08,240 --> 01:24:09,240
Hey, hey!
1074
01:24:09,640 --> 01:24:10,880
RTR, bro.
1075
01:24:12,280 --> 01:24:13,280
You know?
1076
01:24:14,840 --> 01:24:16,040
Like, read the room.
1077
01:24:20,840 --> 01:24:23,000
Nobody want to talk about that.
1078
01:24:24,040 --> 01:24:26,080
- Let's go!
- Okay, okay, okay. Enough.
1079
01:24:26,160 --> 01:24:28,000
All right... all right.
1080
01:24:28,840 --> 01:24:29,960
Hey, you lucky!
1081
01:24:30,320 --> 01:24:31,800
Every animal got rules.
1082
01:24:31,880 --> 01:24:33,480
All right? We know what it wants
1083
01:24:33,760 --> 01:24:35,240
and we know how it comes, so...
1084
01:24:35,320 --> 01:24:36,320
Fuck.
1085
01:24:37,160 --> 01:24:38,680
We don't really know shit.
1086
01:24:40,480 --> 01:24:42,000
OJ, what's this about, man?
1087
01:24:43,280 --> 01:24:46,920
What's this about? You want me to...
You want me to say, "I'm sorry"?
1088
01:24:47,280 --> 01:24:48,800
"I was wrong"? "It's dumb"?
1089
01:24:48,880 --> 01:24:49,920
It wasn't dumb.
1090
01:24:50,480 --> 01:24:51,880
- Own the moment.
- Stop.
1091
01:24:51,960 --> 01:24:53,520
- Stop, stop this shit.
- It was good. It was good.
1092
01:24:53,600 --> 01:24:55,000
But the moment about to pass.
1093
01:24:55,520 --> 01:24:56,760
And we don't own shit.
1094
01:25:01,560 --> 01:25:04,400
Okay. Well, I assume
y'all are crashing at mine.
1095
01:25:05,000 --> 01:25:06,320
Right, 'cause you can.
1096
01:25:06,720 --> 01:25:10,120
'Cause I'm not going back
to the fucking monster umbrella.
1097
01:25:10,720 --> 01:25:11,720
Got to feed 'em.
1098
01:25:13,400 --> 01:25:14,400
Let Lucky out.
1099
01:25:16,840 --> 01:25:17,920
There's shit to do.
1100
01:25:18,320 --> 01:25:19,360
Always.
1101
01:25:20,800 --> 01:25:22,120
Always some shit to do.
1102
01:26:07,920 --> 01:26:10,000
There's a wheelchair on your roof.
1103
01:26:11,120 --> 01:26:12,160
Hi.
1104
01:26:12,680 --> 01:26:15,680
That cloud ain't moved
a goddamn inch.
1105
01:26:16,160 --> 01:26:18,280
So you're not
completely full of shit.
1106
01:26:19,520 --> 01:26:20,520
Thank you.
1107
01:26:20,600 --> 01:26:21,680
Yeah. Thank you.
1108
01:26:22,560 --> 01:26:25,920
The concept of
extraterrestrial animals in the sky
1109
01:26:26,000 --> 01:26:27,200
is not a new thing.
1110
01:26:27,480 --> 01:26:29,200
You know, people been trying
to get pictures of these things
1111
01:26:29,280 --> 01:26:30,280
since, like, the '50s.
1112
01:26:30,360 --> 01:26:31,720
- You know, it's an ancient...
- How do we see it?
1113
01:26:32,960 --> 01:26:34,320
It's gonna get hungry again.
1114
01:26:36,600 --> 01:26:37,640
So, you know...
1115
01:26:38,520 --> 01:26:39,760
just ring the dinner bell.
1116
01:26:45,600 --> 01:26:47,240
Now, we know what it doesn't like.
1117
01:26:48,280 --> 01:26:50,800
That little fake horse and flags
messed it up good.
1118
01:26:52,280 --> 01:26:54,120
Got stuck in its windpipe
or something.
1119
01:26:55,600 --> 01:26:58,160
I bet it ain't gonna fuck with
flags like that in a minute.
1120
01:26:58,560 --> 01:26:59,560
Yeah.
1121
01:27:00,880 --> 01:27:01,960
We pissed him off.
1122
01:27:02,040 --> 01:27:04,000
We're not the reason
it settled down here.
1123
01:27:04,800 --> 01:27:05,800
That was Jupe.
1124
01:27:06,520 --> 01:27:08,280
He got caught up
trying to tame a predator.
1125
01:27:08,480 --> 01:27:09,640
You can't do that.
1126
01:27:09,720 --> 01:27:11,320
You got to enter
an agreement with one.
1127
01:27:11,600 --> 01:27:12,600
Yeah.
1128
01:27:12,880 --> 01:27:14,600
Ask Siegfried and Roy.
1129
01:27:17,560 --> 01:27:18,600
Okay.
1130
01:27:19,760 --> 01:27:23,040
Asking as someone who was in
the house when the shit went down...
1131
01:27:24,920 --> 01:27:28,120
How exactly do you enter
an agreement with a fucking...
1132
01:27:28,720 --> 01:27:32,040
a UFO, alien entity or whatever
the hell you want to call it?
1133
01:27:32,120 --> 01:27:33,120
Jean Jacket.
1134
01:27:33,960 --> 01:27:35,360
Call him Jean Jacket.
1135
01:27:35,720 --> 01:27:36,760
So, how about this?
1136
01:27:36,840 --> 01:27:41,400
How about we send ol' Jean Jacket
some fresh horses in golden hour
1137
01:27:41,480 --> 01:27:42,480
and see what happens?
1138
01:27:44,160 --> 01:27:45,160
Horse people.
1139
01:27:46,560 --> 01:27:47,720
Why not just set them free?
1140
01:27:47,800 --> 01:27:48,800
We're not doing that.
1141
01:27:49,000 --> 01:27:50,000
Okay.
1142
01:27:51,760 --> 01:27:54,360
Who is gonna go down there
1143
01:27:55,320 --> 01:27:57,560
and get the star out of his trailer?
1144
01:28:00,080 --> 01:28:01,080
Me.
1145
01:28:03,440 --> 01:28:04,480
I'll get him out.
1146
01:28:06,760 --> 01:28:07,760
Where you want it?
1147
01:28:09,080 --> 01:28:10,640
You draw him out there.
1148
01:28:12,240 --> 01:28:13,320
I'm here.
1149
01:28:14,080 --> 01:28:15,320
On this ridge.
1150
01:28:17,600 --> 01:28:18,640
Oh, shit.
1151
01:28:19,920 --> 01:28:21,080
Made her myself.
1152
01:28:21,320 --> 01:28:22,680
No electricity.
1153
01:28:23,000 --> 01:28:24,920
Didn't I tell you this motherfucker
was gonna come up here
1154
01:28:25,000 --> 01:28:26,760
with a non-electrical camera?
1155
01:28:27,040 --> 01:28:28,160
Let's go, boy!
1156
01:28:29,360 --> 01:28:30,360
Yeah!
1157
01:28:31,560 --> 01:28:33,400
I've been up under it
a couple times now.
1158
01:28:34,400 --> 01:28:35,400
I get him.
1159
01:28:36,400 --> 01:28:37,400
It's an animal.
1160
01:28:38,240 --> 01:28:39,800
You don't turn your back on a bear.
1161
01:28:40,280 --> 01:28:42,520
You don't wear red
around a bull. It's like that.
1162
01:28:43,600 --> 01:28:46,480
You don't look at it
unless you want its attention.
1163
01:28:48,040 --> 01:28:49,680
Good night, Mr. Storeman.
1164
01:28:50,320 --> 01:28:52,200
Fuck it. I call top hat.
1165
01:28:53,720 --> 01:28:54,920
And we ain't got a lot of time.
1166
01:28:56,640 --> 01:28:58,880
One day. Two days, tops.
1167
01:29:01,680 --> 01:29:04,360
'Cause the word is getting out,
and when it does...
1168
01:29:04,440 --> 01:29:07,560
Sorry, dead people. Park's closed.
1169
01:29:07,920 --> 01:29:10,360
You know people gonna come
and do what they always do:
1170
01:29:11,720 --> 01:29:13,520
try and take it all for themselves.
1171
01:29:13,680 --> 01:29:14,680
Fine.
1172
01:29:15,920 --> 01:29:16,920
Thimble.
1173
01:29:17,920 --> 01:29:19,480
That's the one I wanted anyway.
1174
01:29:21,760 --> 01:29:22,880
Well, let 'em come.
1175
01:29:24,400 --> 01:29:25,560
It ain't gonna matter.
1176
01:29:28,400 --> 01:29:29,880
'Cause what we about to do...
1177
01:29:33,040 --> 01:29:34,320
they can't erase that.
1178
01:29:41,280 --> 01:29:43,880
He's big, he's bad
1179
01:29:44,840 --> 01:29:46,120
and he's got a lot of spirit.
1180
01:29:50,080 --> 01:29:51,760
But anything with a spirit
can get broke.
1181
01:29:54,920 --> 01:29:56,160
So you break it.
1182
01:29:57,920 --> 01:29:59,160
I'll get the shot.
1183
01:30:04,520 --> 01:30:05,800
Hey...
1184
01:30:08,520 --> 01:30:10,560
What we're doing's important. Right?
1185
01:30:10,800 --> 01:30:14,760
Like, what we document, it's...
1186
01:30:16,520 --> 01:30:18,800
it's gonna do some good, huh?
1187
01:30:19,920 --> 01:30:23,800
I mean, besides the money
and fucking fame
1188
01:30:24,320 --> 01:30:25,880
like, we can save some lives.
1189
01:30:26,280 --> 01:30:27,880
Fuck, we can even save Earth.
1190
01:30:29,120 --> 01:30:30,120
Right?
1191
01:30:31,920 --> 01:30:32,920
Yeah.
1192
01:30:38,880 --> 01:30:41,120
Well it came down to Earth
1193
01:30:41,800 --> 01:30:43,640
And it hid in a tree
1194
01:30:45,800 --> 01:30:50,000
I said, "Mr. Purple People Eater,
don't eat me"
1195
01:30:51,720 --> 01:30:54,600
Well he looked at me
and in a voice so gruff
1196
01:30:56,520 --> 01:31:01,680
He said, "I wouldn't eat you
'cause you're too tough"
1197
01:31:09,520 --> 01:31:14,760
He was a one-eyed, one-horned,
flyin' purple people eater
1198
01:31:15,960 --> 01:31:20,600
One-eyed, one-horned,
flyin' purple people eater
1199
01:31:20,680 --> 01:31:26,680
One-eyed, one-horned,
flyin' purple people eater
1200
01:31:29,920 --> 01:31:32,320
Sure looks strange to me.
1201
01:31:47,920 --> 01:31:49,360
He ain't gonna fuck with you.
1202
01:32:28,840 --> 01:32:30,280
Time to wake up the family.
1203
01:32:46,680 --> 01:32:47,760
Here we go.
1204
01:32:48,360 --> 01:32:50,560
Come out, come out, wherever you are.
1205
01:33:17,640 --> 01:33:20,400
How exquisitely stupid is that?
1206
01:34:02,640 --> 01:34:04,400
We gonna get you today, motherfucker.
1207
01:34:18,920 --> 01:34:20,640
Where is the feed for Holst's camera?
1208
01:34:20,720 --> 01:34:21,720
Over.
1209
01:34:22,200 --> 01:34:23,600
Couldn't figure it out. Over.
1210
01:34:24,240 --> 01:34:26,280
What you mean,
you couldn't figure it out? Over.
1211
01:34:27,800 --> 01:34:29,960
Holst is shooting on a film camera
1212
01:34:30,040 --> 01:34:33,880
and all of our cameras are digital,
so it's a whole thing. Over.
1213
01:34:34,600 --> 01:34:36,880
Basically, you forgot about it. Over.
1214
01:34:38,000 --> 01:34:39,120
Yeah, well, I had my hands full
1215
01:34:39,200 --> 01:34:41,440
rigging 50 fucking sky dancers
to dead people's car batteries
1216
01:34:41,520 --> 01:34:42,600
all connected to one control panel.
1217
01:34:42,680 --> 01:34:43,720
So, yeah, fucking over.
1218
01:34:44,040 --> 01:34:45,400
Sorry. I'm scared.
1219
01:34:45,880 --> 01:34:46,960
Man down.
1220
01:34:47,680 --> 01:34:49,320
Man down? What? Where?
1221
01:34:49,600 --> 01:34:51,280
Last dancer, deep in the gulch.
1222
01:34:52,160 --> 01:34:54,200
Stay on it, Em. I'm staying up.
1223
01:34:57,080 --> 01:34:58,200
Motherfucker.
1224
01:35:07,480 --> 01:35:08,640
Oh, wait, wait.
1225
01:35:09,160 --> 01:35:10,200
Oh, it's back up.
1226
01:35:10,880 --> 01:35:12,240
Could be a faulty battery.
1227
01:35:13,840 --> 01:35:15,760
All right. Shot's up, then.
1228
01:35:18,760 --> 01:35:19,800
Nah, he's poking.
1229
01:35:29,800 --> 01:35:31,200
Who's this asshole?
1230
01:35:33,280 --> 01:35:35,120
Man in black on a white motorcycle.
1231
01:35:35,720 --> 01:35:37,760
No... no. Shit.
1232
01:35:41,280 --> 01:35:42,360
Can I help you?
1233
01:35:51,680 --> 01:35:53,120
You see that cloud?
1234
01:35:54,960 --> 01:35:56,000
Hey, man, who you with?
1235
01:35:57,920 --> 01:35:59,200
Oh, I'm sorry.
1236
01:35:59,600 --> 01:36:00,680
Who are you?
1237
01:36:01,240 --> 01:36:02,240
Nobody.
1238
01:36:03,480 --> 01:36:05,520
You don't look like a nobody to me.
1239
01:36:06,200 --> 01:36:09,400
Yeah, look, we doing a camera test
for a Verizon commercial
1240
01:36:09,480 --> 01:36:11,160
so now I'm-a need you
to clear the road.
1241
01:36:11,240 --> 01:36:13,880
This whole valley comes up
as blurry on Google Maps.
1242
01:36:14,720 --> 01:36:16,600
You're really tucked away back here.
1243
01:36:18,320 --> 01:36:19,360
Jupiter's Claim?
1244
01:36:20,560 --> 01:36:21,920
Quicker if you go
the other way around.
1245
01:36:22,000 --> 01:36:23,400
Yeah.
1246
01:36:24,120 --> 01:36:25,520
Actually
1247
01:36:26,760 --> 01:36:29,560
what did happen with Jupe Park
and all those people?
1248
01:36:29,640 --> 01:36:31,240
He was basically
your neighbor, right?
1249
01:36:31,360 --> 01:36:32,840
So, what, they vanished?
1250
01:36:32,920 --> 01:36:34,880
You don't believe
the flood narrative, do you?
1251
01:36:34,960 --> 01:36:36,000
Fuck, guys.
1252
01:36:36,400 --> 01:36:37,440
It's TMZ.
1253
01:36:38,640 --> 01:36:39,840
Oh, fuck me.
1254
01:36:41,200 --> 01:36:43,160
Hey, guys. Jean Jacket
1255
01:36:43,240 --> 01:36:45,160
is definitely in those clouds
1256
01:36:45,520 --> 01:36:47,320
and he's definitely coming this way.
1257
01:36:48,280 --> 01:36:50,400
What's the matter?
Don't you want to be on TV?
1258
01:36:50,480 --> 01:36:51,800
Man, I'm trying to tell you.
1259
01:36:53,120 --> 01:36:54,240
You don't want to go that way.
1260
01:36:55,120 --> 01:36:56,120
Fuck it.
1261
01:36:56,200 --> 01:36:57,520
Your loss, nobody.
1262
01:37:08,080 --> 01:37:09,840
We still rolling? Over.
1263
01:37:10,160 --> 01:37:11,680
Goddamn right we are.
1264
01:37:18,160 --> 01:37:20,200
Fellas, here it comes. Over.
1265
01:37:20,800 --> 01:37:21,880
Pop quiz, guys.
1266
01:37:22,440 --> 01:37:26,320
What happens when an electric bike
going 60 miles per hour
1267
01:37:26,400 --> 01:37:29,680
hits an anti-electric field
going in the opposite direction?
1268
01:37:39,080 --> 01:37:40,080
Shit.
1269
01:37:40,240 --> 01:37:41,240
Fuck.
1270
01:37:41,840 --> 01:37:43,400
Shit. We're all gonna go to jail.
1271
01:37:47,520 --> 01:37:49,520
Oh, fuck. There's no way
that that guy's alive.
1272
01:37:52,560 --> 01:37:54,040
Ah, shit.
1273
01:37:56,560 --> 01:37:57,880
Goddamn.
1274
01:37:57,960 --> 01:37:59,560
I told his ass not to go.
1275
01:37:59,640 --> 01:38:01,200
I told him not to go.
1276
01:38:04,280 --> 01:38:06,120
Hey, OJ, what's...
1277
01:38:06,840 --> 01:38:08,200
Where the fuck are you going?
1278
01:38:09,200 --> 01:38:10,400
The fuck is he doing?
1279
01:38:12,680 --> 01:38:14,080
I'm going dark. Over.
1280
01:38:14,360 --> 01:38:17,240
Okay. No, OJ, no. No!
1281
01:38:17,320 --> 01:38:19,160
No self-respecting...
1282
01:38:37,120 --> 01:38:38,120
Whoa... whoa.
1283
01:38:38,200 --> 01:38:39,400
Hey... hey.
1284
01:38:39,480 --> 01:38:40,680
Easy, easy, easy.
1285
01:38:40,880 --> 01:38:42,520
Did you get that on camera?
1286
01:38:42,600 --> 01:38:43,880
Look at me. Look at me. Look at me.
1287
01:38:44,160 --> 01:38:45,240
- What happened?
- Listen, listen
1288
01:38:45,360 --> 01:38:46,480
we got to get you out of here.
1289
01:38:47,400 --> 01:38:48,400
Eyes on me.
1290
01:38:48,480 --> 01:38:49,520
Where's my camera?
1291
01:38:50,000 --> 01:38:52,120
- Hey! Hey!
- I need my camera. Do you see it?
1292
01:38:57,560 --> 01:38:59,200
Okay. Angel?
1293
01:38:59,280 --> 01:39:00,640
- What?
- Angel, come on.
1294
01:39:00,720 --> 01:39:01,760
We got to reload.
1295
01:39:03,320 --> 01:39:04,320
Shit.
1296
01:39:13,800 --> 01:39:14,800
Wait.
1297
01:39:15,640 --> 01:39:16,880
Where's your phone?
1298
01:39:18,520 --> 01:39:20,080
Why aren't you filming this?
1299
01:39:22,360 --> 01:39:24,520
Angel, what's happening?
1300
01:39:29,200 --> 01:39:30,520
Okay, OJ
1301
01:39:30,600 --> 01:39:33,200
if you die trying to save that guy,
I'll kill you.
1302
01:39:34,160 --> 01:39:35,720
No. No, no.
1303
01:39:35,800 --> 01:39:37,160
- Please. Please, no.
- We're gonna get you out.
1304
01:39:37,240 --> 01:39:39,840
- Shut your eye. Shut your eye.
- No. Not before you take a picture.
1305
01:39:40,400 --> 01:39:41,520
Take a picture first!
1306
01:39:43,880 --> 01:39:44,960
Camera reloads.
1307
01:39:47,040 --> 01:39:48,200
You can use my camera.
1308
01:39:48,280 --> 01:39:49,480
No, no. There's not enough time.
1309
01:39:52,640 --> 01:39:54,320
It's here.
1310
01:39:59,760 --> 01:40:01,000
Be Scorpion King.
1311
01:40:01,840 --> 01:40:03,040
Make a name for yourself.
1312
01:40:05,080 --> 01:40:06,200
What is that?
1313
01:40:06,920 --> 01:40:08,120
My bad, man.
1314
01:40:08,760 --> 01:40:10,560
Hey. Oh, my God.
1315
01:40:11,480 --> 01:40:13,600
My camera! I need my camera!
1316
01:40:13,960 --> 01:40:15,520
Oh, my God! Fuck!
1317
01:40:21,000 --> 01:40:22,040
Give me the lid. Give me the lid.
1318
01:40:23,040 --> 01:40:24,520
Come on. All right.
1319
01:40:27,840 --> 01:40:28,880
Oh, fuck!
1320
01:40:29,040 --> 01:40:30,160
Shit! Fuck!
1321
01:40:30,280 --> 01:40:32,040
Hey, hey! Is everybody okay?
1322
01:40:32,440 --> 01:40:34,160
For the love of fuck,
talk to me, please!
1323
01:40:34,240 --> 01:40:35,240
OJ.
1324
01:40:46,320 --> 01:40:48,000
OJ. OJ!
1325
01:40:48,320 --> 01:40:51,040
You stupid-ass motherfucker,
you better answer me.
1326
01:40:51,120 --> 01:40:53,040
Whoa... whoa.
1327
01:40:53,120 --> 01:40:54,240
Are you okay?
1328
01:40:54,320 --> 01:40:56,400
Are you good? Over.
1329
01:41:04,600 --> 01:41:09,360
Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God!
1330
01:41:09,760 --> 01:41:11,240
Oh, God!
1331
01:41:12,160 --> 01:41:14,560
Oh, God!
1332
01:41:34,120 --> 01:41:36,480
Holy shit, I think
it's taking the dancers.
1333
01:41:36,560 --> 01:41:37,640
Are you getting this?
1334
01:41:46,120 --> 01:41:47,720
Guys, OJ's hooded up.
1335
01:41:47,800 --> 01:41:48,960
He's doing the run.
1336
01:41:49,040 --> 01:41:50,280
OJ's doing the run!
1337
01:41:52,440 --> 01:41:53,680
Hey, it's gone.
1338
01:41:54,000 --> 01:41:55,400
I can't see it anymore, guys.
1339
01:42:30,160 --> 01:42:31,160
Get it. Get it!
1340
01:42:46,200 --> 01:42:47,200
No.
1341
01:42:47,280 --> 01:42:48,280
Fuck.
1342
01:43:02,280 --> 01:43:03,680
Go! Go!
1343
01:43:06,640 --> 01:43:09,040
Lucky, go. Go... go!
1344
01:43:21,880 --> 01:43:23,560
Holy shit!
1345
01:43:24,600 --> 01:43:26,040
Yeah!
1346
01:43:27,440 --> 01:43:28,680
Let's go!
1347
01:43:29,160 --> 01:43:30,560
Yeah, he didn't like that, did he?
1348
01:43:31,040 --> 01:43:33,120
OJ, you're a motherfucking genius.
1349
01:43:33,360 --> 01:43:34,360
We got it.
1350
01:43:34,920 --> 01:43:36,560
We got it. It's over.
1351
01:43:36,960 --> 01:43:38,240
It's over. We got it, y'all!
1352
01:43:38,560 --> 01:43:40,640
The feed started
going in and out when...
1353
01:43:40,720 --> 01:43:41,800
when that guy got got.
1354
01:43:42,240 --> 01:43:44,000
But we should be covered
with the film camera.
1355
01:43:44,320 --> 01:43:45,320
Right, Holst?
1356
01:43:54,520 --> 01:43:55,560
The light.
1357
01:43:59,040 --> 01:44:00,320
The light, it's...
1358
01:44:02,480 --> 01:44:04,040
gonna be magic soon.
1359
01:44:10,280 --> 01:44:11,280
What you mean, Ant?
1360
01:44:18,200 --> 01:44:19,320
Whoa, no, no. Where you going?
1361
01:44:22,000 --> 01:44:23,640
It's gonna be all right, Angel.
1362
01:44:24,680 --> 01:44:26,560
We don't deserve the impossible.
1363
01:44:34,480 --> 01:44:38,200
Hey, guys. Holst just said
some creepy, cryptic shit.
1364
01:44:38,520 --> 01:44:40,400
Took his camera.
He's heading up the mountain.
1365
01:44:40,840 --> 01:44:41,840
Over.
1366
01:44:43,920 --> 01:44:45,000
Hey, Holst.
1367
01:44:46,240 --> 01:44:49,360
Holst. Wait. Hold on, man.
Talk to me. What happened?
1368
01:44:49,480 --> 01:44:51,160
Did you get the shot
or didn't you? Over.
1369
01:44:54,600 --> 01:44:55,760
This nigga.
1370
01:44:56,920 --> 01:44:57,960
Fuck.
1371
01:44:58,840 --> 01:44:59,880
This is crazy, right?
1372
01:45:16,360 --> 01:45:17,480
Come on, come on, come on.
1373
01:45:19,720 --> 01:45:20,760
Fuck.
1374
01:45:44,160 --> 01:45:45,200
No, man.
1375
01:45:48,440 --> 01:45:49,520
The fuck?
1376
01:45:54,960 --> 01:45:56,040
Holst.
1377
01:46:22,160 --> 01:46:23,160
Oh, shit.
1378
01:46:38,120 --> 01:46:39,120
Fuck!
1379
01:46:55,280 --> 01:46:56,480
Oh, God.
1380
01:46:58,320 --> 01:46:59,400
Oh, shit.
1381
01:47:00,040 --> 01:47:01,080
Fuck.
1382
01:47:03,280 --> 01:47:04,280
What?
1383
01:47:24,840 --> 01:47:25,840
Okay.
1384
01:47:27,080 --> 01:47:28,120
Fuck!
1385
01:47:36,120 --> 01:47:37,280
Oh, shit!
1386
01:47:38,760 --> 01:47:40,160
Oh, no!
1387
01:47:55,880 --> 01:48:03,040
Don't look.
1388
01:48:17,800 --> 01:48:18,800
Get the bike!
1389
01:48:19,560 --> 01:48:20,600
Get out of here!
1390
01:48:32,680 --> 01:48:33,680
Oh, my God.
1391
01:48:33,880 --> 01:48:35,960
You're dead! Dead!
1392
01:49:10,400 --> 01:49:11,400
Hey.
1393
01:49:25,960 --> 01:49:27,000
Come on.
1394
01:49:32,160 --> 01:49:33,240
No.
1395
01:49:50,920 --> 01:49:53,360
Oh, fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
1396
01:50:27,240 --> 01:50:28,280
No!
1397
01:50:33,720 --> 01:50:35,000
Just leave, OJ.
1398
01:50:35,440 --> 01:50:36,800
Forget it! Come on!
1399
01:50:39,080 --> 01:50:40,120
Come on!
1400
01:51:56,720 --> 01:51:57,760
Come on!
1401
01:53:47,960 --> 01:53:49,160
It's gonna fuck you up.
1402
01:53:50,520 --> 01:53:51,880
It's gonna fuck you up.
1403
01:54:26,760 --> 01:54:28,800
Come on. Come on, come on!
1404
01:55:02,040 --> 01:55:03,680
Come on. Come on!
1405
01:55:03,960 --> 01:55:05,760
I'm gonna get you,
you motherfucker.
1406
01:55:23,800 --> 01:55:26,520
I'm-a take you to Oprah.
I'm-a take you to Oprah.
1407
01:55:27,000 --> 01:55:28,240
Let's go to Oprah.
1408
01:56:32,760 --> 01:56:33,960
Yes!
1409
01:56:34,640 --> 01:56:35,680
Yes!
1410
01:56:36,560 --> 01:56:38,760
Nobody fucks
with Haywood, bitch!
1411
01:56:39,400 --> 01:56:40,560
Nobody!
1412
01:56:40,960 --> 01:56:42,000
You hear me?
1413
01:56:53,600 --> 01:56:55,920
Cowboys and cowgirls,
1414
01:56:56,240 --> 01:56:58,440
it's time to ride off
into the sunset.
1415
01:56:58,720 --> 01:57:01,320
That's right. Happy trails.
1416
01:57:01,400 --> 01:57:02,560
It's closing time.
1417
01:57:02,960 --> 01:57:05,480
You don't have to go home,
but you can't stay here.
1418
01:57:05,920 --> 01:57:07,040
Come back again.
1419
01:57:07,360 --> 01:57:10,280
Until then, we wish you well.
1420
01:57:10,640 --> 01:57:13,400
Hasta la vista. Adios.
1421
01:57:27,800 --> 01:57:28,880
We're ready.
1422
01:57:28,960 --> 01:57:30,560
We're set up, ready to go.