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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎天啊，我好想念這裡

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‎我們家一直都有前院嗎？

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‎你昨天才來過

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‎讓我享受一下這一刻會死嗎？

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‎妳確定嗎？

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‎確定

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‎先生，請借過

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‎-女兒們，爸爸回來了
‎-爸爸

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‎妳們好嗎？

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‎爸爸，我看到一朵看起來很像你的雲

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‎可是風一吹，它又變回一朵雲了

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‎爸，歡迎回來
‎要是你下週五回來我會更開心

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‎妳押錯寶了

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‎準備吃晚餐了

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‎來，幫我拿到樓上

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‎不行，你要睡地下室

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‎我才不要睡地下室
‎那裡有地下室的味道

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‎但你只能睡那裡

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‎我以為你們已經和好了

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‎我才六歲，拿不動工具箱

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‎哪有這種事情的？

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‎妳不是說我可以回家了嗎？

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‎班尼，這是你的主意

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‎你說要為了女兒回來，所以我才答應

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‎但是回來不代表回到原狀

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‎我不應該站在這裡看好戲

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‎你似乎想通了

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‎但如果你只是出一張嘴，就算了吧

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‎沒關係，我可以睡地下室

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‎露貴霞，到樓下
‎把妳那些老鼠朋友嚇走

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‎其實啊

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‎你不應該睡地下室

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‎我幫你升級

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‎我沒有聞到鬆餅的味道

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‎很好，代表妳沒有中風

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‎可是媽媽，我們星期六都會吃鬆餅

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‎對不起，可是我星期一要考GMAT

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‎我想想看

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‎家裡有麥片

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‎還有牛奶…等一下

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‎我不需要一個人做苦差事

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‎班尼

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‎上來給孩子吃東西

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‎妳們需要什麼？

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‎你怎麼會從樓上出現？

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‎你沒有權利隨便走動

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‎我昨晚睡瑪雅的房間

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‎我沒有說你可以…

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‎才過12小時你就…

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‎搞什麼鬼…

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‎孩子們，我要跟爸爸討論…

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‎聖誕節的事

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‎“班尼厄普蕭
‎我不想要再重複同樣的話了”

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‎“可是我不擅言詞”

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‎親親抱抱

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‎在臥房裡把音樂開得超大聲
‎以為沒有人知道你們在幹嘛

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‎對啊，不要再鎖門了

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‎可能還有別人想要進去跳舞

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‎我們不需要討論聖誕節的事了

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‎看完妳們剛才演的那齣劇
‎我決定今年不慶祝聖誕節

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‎妳是說今年拿不到橘子跟牙刷了？

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‎我知道底線在哪了，對不起

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‎瑪雅做了惡夢

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‎她下來找我，我就不小心睡著了

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‎她怎麼沒來找我？

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‎因為惡夢是關於妳

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‎妳把她吃了

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‎好樣的，所以我現在變成妖怪了？

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‎都是…

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‎都是這個考試的關係

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‎我無時無刻都壓力好大

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‎-好，我去跟她談
‎-不用

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‎妳專心準備考試

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‎我帶孩子到車行

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‎讓妳一個人在家裡

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‎-真的嗎？
‎-對

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‎太好了，謝謝你

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‎別把惡夢的事放在心上

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‎瑪雅很愛妳

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‎我可是奮鬥了37小時
‎才把那個大頭妹生出來

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‎她最好愛我

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‎小姐，我教妳怎麼換輪胎

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‎學這幹嘛？
‎讓道路救援的人來換不就好了？

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‎大熱天在高速公路上
‎誰等得了這麼久？

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‎拜託，我當然是會在車上等
‎才不要流汗弄濕頭髮

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‎女兒，好好學會這個技巧
‎妳以後才能嫁給妳真正愛的人

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‎班尼，過來看一下

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‎我修不好這輛龐帝克的壓縮機

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‎你檢查活塞環了嗎？

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‎有，閥門跟汽缸蓋墊片也檢查過了

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‎裡面有汽油嗎？

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‎拜託，我們是專家

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‎真好笑，“裡面有汽油嗎？”

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‎我晚點回來

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‎檢查汽油

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‎真的沒油了

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‎你們在做什麼？

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‎瑪雅在幫我占卜

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‎-你選的是四
‎-好

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‎一、二、三、四

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‎“你會大破財”

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‎班尼，看來我得加班了

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‎寶貝

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‎新鞋子？

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‎名牌的？

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‎那很貴耶

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‎我沒有要限制妳的自由

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‎那就買下去吧

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‎我愛…喂？

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‎可惡

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‎我存那筆錢是為了要做大腸鏡

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‎除非我不需要

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‎你需要

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‎為什麼你的販賣機
‎會賣衛生棉跟杏仁巧克力？

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‎那是妳阿姨露貴…

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‎等等，妳有那個了？

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‎月經，爸爸，可以直接說月經

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‎妳知道該怎麼辦嗎？

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‎需要我們一起上網查嗎？

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‎你知道這不是我第一次吧？

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‎知道

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‎需要什麼嗎？喝茶？吃阿斯匹靈？

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‎我沒有保溫瓶

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‎但我可以幫妳開消音器加熱

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‎爸，我是你女兒，不是你的肌肉車

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‎我也同樣愛妳

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‎這個考試好蠢

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‎誰在乎“不甘罷休”是什麼意思？

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‎意思是不肯放棄

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‎我說“誰在乎？”
‎不是“誰知道？”

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‎別生氣，我要幫妳一個忙

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‎我要幫妳帶女兒出門

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‎-班尼今早就帶她們出門了
‎-天啊

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‎我趕快去賭場找她們

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‎她們在車行裡

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‎好極了，他關店吃午餐時
‎一定會把她們忘在裡面

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‎可憐的寶貝們會被熱死

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‎我不想要對班尼太苛薄

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‎妳也應該效法

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‎不行，不能放過他

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‎我知道他在打什麼主意

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‎刻意花時間跟女兒相處

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‎那個不甘罷休的王八蛋想贏得監護權

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‎“不甘罷休”就是要這樣造句

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‎妳晚上只能抱枕頭睡覺
‎沒資格給我有關男人的建議

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‎-嗨
‎-寶貝，怎麼了？

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‎我不敢跟某個人說我是同志

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‎你每遇到一個人
‎就要跟我們討論一遍嗎？

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‎在推特上發個置頂文就好了

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‎對不起，這種事需要時間

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‎明天是我高中十年同學會

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‎怎麼會？我才剛參加過十年同學會

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‎那就別去

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‎不，你應該去

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‎能見到老朋友
‎看看他們長什麼樣子很好玩

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‎能看到他們真正長什麼樣子

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‎只是變得更老、更像白人，別去

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‎我想去同學會，只是…

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‎莫妮克羅賓森也可能會去

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‎我很喜歡莫妮克

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‎你們好登對

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‎你們當初為什麼分手？

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‎他們想跟別的男人上床

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‎那就是問題所在

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‎我們在畢業當天上床

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‎跟莫妮克上床讓我確定自己是同志

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‎永遠不要告訴她

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‎再怎麼開明的女人
‎聽了都會開車把你輾死

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‎她不知道

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‎我後來就冷落她了

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‎我知道自己不應該，畢竟我很愛她

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‎只是不是她想的那樣

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‎寶貝，那你就更有理由去了

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‎去釐清誤會

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‎在大家面前做自己

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‎可是那樣會很尷尬

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‎你以為只有她跟男同志上過床？

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‎大家都至少有過一次經驗

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‎賴瑞吉普森

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‎艾伯特霍姆斯

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‎艾伯特霍姆斯才不是同志

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‎艾伯特霍姆斯教我怎麼修容

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‎他跟他先生住在鳳凰城

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‎好樣的，恭喜你，艾伯特

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‎他還在踢足球嗎？

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‎他在當教練

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‎沒錯

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‎我們這麼說對你有幫助嗎…

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‎希望他正在拿線
‎把我們的金玉良言串起來

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‎好，換我了

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‎我從來沒有打破媽媽的東西
‎然後怪到小孩頭上

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‎爸，快喝
‎我們都知道你超討厭那個骨灰甕

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‎沒有，我是討厭妳們的貝西阿姨

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‎她曾拿槍威脅我

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‎不過被妳抓包了

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‎真無情，你害我們不能用電腦

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‎還得把貝西阿姨掃乾淨

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‎瑪雅，換妳了

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‎我從來沒有去過納尼亞

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‎妳還是不知道怎麼玩這遊戲，對吧？

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‎我以為我們只是在喝汽水

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‎沒有，只有被說中了才能喝

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‎好

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‎我從來沒有…

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‎暗戀過一個男生

207
00:10:09,525 --> 00:10:10,693
‎艾莉亞喝了

208
00:10:10,776 --> 00:10:13,529
‎她暗戀馬克斯

209
00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:14,947
‎我知道妳睡的地方

210
00:10:15,031 --> 00:10:17,491
‎別生氣，這就是我們玩遊戲的原因

211
00:10:17,575 --> 00:10:19,160
‎來，給我看他的照片

212
00:10:20,745 --> 00:10:23,539
‎見鬼，妳的手機
‎看起來像是經歷過一場槍擊案

213
00:10:24,915 --> 00:10:27,293
‎媽媽摔我的手機時撞到咖啡桌

214
00:10:27,376 --> 00:10:29,712
‎-那男生像我嗎？
‎-完全不像

215
00:10:29,795 --> 00:10:31,047
‎很好，繼續保持

216
00:10:33,841 --> 00:10:34,717
‎給你的

217
00:10:36,010 --> 00:10:38,095
‎瞧你小心翼翼的

218
00:10:38,596 --> 00:10:40,056
‎裡面有炸彈嗎？

219
00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:43,601
‎我以為我們放下過去了，不過隨便你

220
00:10:44,852 --> 00:10:47,063
‎拿去，裡面裝的是燈泡

221
00:10:49,899 --> 00:10:51,275
‎我們在玩喝酒遊戲

222
00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:53,319
‎可是喝的是汽水

223
00:10:53,402 --> 00:10:54,987
‎我這個爸爸沒那麼酷

224
00:10:56,530 --> 00:10:58,741
‎伯納德，跟我們一起玩
‎我想到很棒的問題

225
00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:02,370
‎好

226
00:11:02,453 --> 00:11:05,373
‎我從來沒有被逮捕過

227
00:11:05,456 --> 00:11:07,458
‎我需要再一罐汽水

228
00:11:08,042 --> 00:11:09,335
‎伯納德

229
00:11:09,418 --> 00:11:10,294
‎順手牽羊

230
00:11:10,378 --> 00:11:13,089
‎我知道那麼做很不應該
‎但我真的很需要止咳藥

231
00:11:14,131 --> 00:11:15,007
‎兒子，幹得好

232
00:11:15,091 --> 00:11:17,343
‎我喜歡這遊戲，你們真有趣

233
00:11:17,927 --> 00:11:18,803
‎我們知道

234
00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:20,554
‎瞧瞧你們

235
00:11:21,222 --> 00:11:23,349
‎自以為是歡樂一家人

236
00:11:23,891 --> 00:11:25,059
‎看了真想吐

237
00:11:26,644 --> 00:11:27,895
‎我看了《月光下的藍色男孩》

238
00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:31,023
‎老天，拜託

239
00:11:35,569 --> 00:11:38,447
‎凡事都被姊姊說中一定很不好受

240
00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:41,784
‎姊姊有家裡的鑰匙才不好受

241
00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:43,953
‎我今天去修車行

242
00:11:44,036 --> 00:11:45,996
‎班尼正在搶先拉攏孩子

243
00:11:46,497 --> 00:11:49,375
‎他們有說有笑，感情非常好

244
00:11:49,458 --> 00:11:50,793
‎這樣很好啊

245
00:11:50,876 --> 00:11:52,586
‎不是，很悲慘

246
00:11:53,629 --> 00:11:54,463
‎妳看

247
00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:57,425
‎不好了

248
00:11:57,508 --> 00:11:59,552
‎他們幾乎看起來像一家人了

249
00:11:59,635 --> 00:12:01,595
‎聽起來也很像

250
00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:03,389
‎妳應該找別的嗜好

251
00:12:07,184 --> 00:12:09,645
‎於是我跟她說：“拜託

252
00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,939
‎培戴糖果棒
‎吃起來像花生跟木材膠水”

253
00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:13,774
‎這是什麼？

254
00:12:13,858 --> 00:12:15,609
‎我們去買雜貨

255
00:12:15,693 --> 00:12:16,819
‎看得出來

256
00:12:16,902 --> 00:12:19,113
‎但是妳看出來了嗎？

257
00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:23,409
‎伯納德，要一起吃晚餐嗎？

258
00:12:23,492 --> 00:12:25,619
‎沒有，我只是來借西裝去參加同學會

259
00:12:26,328 --> 00:12:27,955
‎你最後決定要去

260
00:12:28,038 --> 00:12:29,373
‎對，他說服我去

261
00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:32,835
‎氣氛尷尬的話，我可以提早離開

262
00:12:32,918 --> 00:12:35,129
‎你是說如果莫妮克出現嗎？

263
00:12:35,212 --> 00:12:36,672
‎對，那會很尷尬

264
00:12:37,298 --> 00:12:38,924
‎你果然遺傳到我的基因

265
00:12:39,008 --> 00:12:40,342
‎比你的賴瑞還要好

266
00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:43,804
‎-那是什麼意思？
‎-這是一個梗

267
00:12:43,888 --> 00:12:45,139
‎妳不在所以聽不懂

268
00:12:46,056 --> 00:12:47,266
‎他們有自己的語言了

269
00:12:48,809 --> 00:12:50,895
‎晚餐快好了，是雞肉飯

270
00:12:50,978 --> 00:12:52,480
‎-我們已經吃過了
‎-我好飽

271
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:54,648
‎嘿

272
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:56,901
‎我帶他們去肋排屋

273
00:12:56,984 --> 00:12:59,069
‎我幫妳買了三號餐配比司吉

274
00:13:00,988 --> 00:13:02,740
‎雞肉飯明天再吃吧

275
00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:10,039
‎他們以前多愛吃妳的雞肉飯

276
00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:12,458
‎閉嘴

277
00:13:12,541 --> 00:13:14,418
‎妳要失去家人隨便妳

278
00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:17,588
‎他們只是今天過得很開心

279
00:13:17,671 --> 00:13:18,756
‎一切都沒有改變

280
00:13:18,839 --> 00:13:20,925
‎我不會失去家人的

281
00:13:23,886 --> 00:13:25,095
‎我要借這件

282
00:13:25,679 --> 00:13:28,933
‎帥喔，你穿這樣會迷死人

283
00:13:29,016 --> 00:13:30,893
‎-謝了，老爸
‎-嗯

284
00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:33,395
‎“老爸”？

285
00:13:34,855 --> 00:13:37,399
‎先是妳家人，再來是這塊比司吉

286
00:13:44,740 --> 00:13:45,699
‎妳終於起床了

287
00:13:45,783 --> 00:13:50,788
‎早安，我最親愛的、寶貝的大女兒

288
00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:54,875
‎媽，妳是不是又喝了
‎妳的“快樂咖啡”？

289
00:13:55,543 --> 00:14:00,923
‎沒有，可是我要給妳這個

290
00:14:01,006 --> 00:14:02,758
‎妳把我舊手機的螢幕修好了？

291
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:06,178
‎我今早溜進妳房間，拿走妳的手機

292
00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:09,181
‎開車到購物中心的手機維修店…

293
00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:10,766
‎妳剛才為什麼說舊手機？

294
00:14:12,393 --> 00:14:13,602
‎那是哪來的？

295
00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:14,603
‎早安

296
00:14:16,021 --> 00:14:19,066
‎熱水器漏水比鬧鐘還有用

297
00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:21,902
‎我們家女兒偷了一支手機

298
00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:24,780
‎偷手機幹嘛？
‎我昨天才買一支新的給妳

299
00:14:25,447 --> 00:14:28,117
‎你買了…

300
00:14:28,617 --> 00:14:29,535
‎你買了？

301
00:14:30,744 --> 00:14:33,873
‎艾莉亞，親愛的
‎是我們兩個買給妳的

302
00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:35,124
‎我忘了告訴妳

303
00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:36,500
‎這支超棒的

304
00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:39,712
‎我的舊手機隨時都要充電
‎搞得像阿米什人一樣

305
00:14:39,795 --> 00:14:40,796
‎謝了，爸爸

306
00:14:43,173 --> 00:14:45,676
‎我們說好明年才幫她換手機

307
00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:47,845
‎妳沒看到她手機都裂開了嗎？

308
00:14:47,928 --> 00:14:50,180
‎她接一通電話，耳朵就沒了

309
00:14:51,432 --> 00:14:53,100
‎你應該先告訴我的

310
00:14:53,183 --> 00:14:55,895
‎妳也應該告訴我她月經來了

311
00:14:55,978 --> 00:14:57,479
‎還有她暗戀的那個男生

312
00:14:58,188 --> 00:15:00,357
‎我沒跟你說布萊恩的事又怎樣？

313
00:15:01,108 --> 00:15:03,485
‎布萊恩是誰？她暗戀的是馬克斯

314
00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:05,321
‎沒有，他在跟珍妮佛交往

315
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:08,324
‎她在校外教學時甩了他
‎妳都在幹嘛？

316
00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:10,784
‎念書

317
00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:13,329
‎為這個家庭建造更好的生活

318
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:17,041
‎寶貝，一直都是妳在支撐這個家

319
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:18,751
‎讓我分擔一點責任

320
00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:22,922
‎那至少可以讓我給瑪雅
‎這個長頸鹿娃娃嗎？

321
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,758
‎還是你給了她一個動物園？

322
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,552
‎這是史上最棒的禮物！

323
00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:31,263
‎我爸爸好愛我

324
00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:34,850
‎是爸爸媽媽一起送的

325
00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:41,440
‎-電影
‎-跟“飛貓”押韻

326
00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:44,652
‎爸爸，你可以試著不要作弊嗎？

327
00:15:44,735 --> 00:15:45,611
‎幹嘛？

328
00:15:46,111 --> 00:15:47,488
‎瓦干達萬歲

329
00:15:48,572 --> 00:15:50,532
‎我知道了，《冰雪奇緣》

330
00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:53,077
‎為什麼她比我拿更多分？

331
00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:57,081
‎比手畫腳，我的最愛

332
00:15:57,164 --> 00:15:58,374
‎回去樓上

333
00:15:58,457 --> 00:15:59,500
‎但我最愛玩比手畫腳

334
00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:01,794
‎小姐，妳有功課要做

335
00:16:02,711 --> 00:16:04,338
‎我不住這裡，沒資格說話

336
00:16:05,923 --> 00:16:08,008
‎他們說得沒錯，妳明天要考試

337
00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:10,219
‎可是我已經準備好了

338
00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:12,596
‎想加入我們，先回答以下問題

339
00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:15,015
‎“六台同樣的機器以同樣的速度運作

340
00:16:15,099 --> 00:16:17,393
‎每小時可製造出33個產品

341
00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:21,313
‎14台機器以相同的速度
‎能在三小時內製造出多少個產品？”

342
00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:27,987
‎-她答不出來
‎-是啊

343
00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:31,407
‎想都不用想

344
00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:34,201
‎經過一番計算…

345
00:16:37,788 --> 00:16:38,956
‎答案就是…

346
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,086
‎小聲一點啦

347
00:16:46,714 --> 00:16:48,090
‎我說小聲一點

348
00:16:54,471 --> 00:16:56,807
‎-趕快倒下去
‎-我做不來

349
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:04,398
‎（GMAT考試）

350
00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:19,455
‎-是我
‎-妹妹，我晚點再回電給妳

351
00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:22,249
‎姊，孩子的事被妳說中了

352
00:17:22,332 --> 00:17:24,668
‎就跟妳說很不好受吧？明天見

353
00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:25,627
‎真是的

354
00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:30,007
‎我一整天都在聽他們開懷大笑

355
00:17:30,090 --> 00:17:33,093
‎我卻被困在這裡，背誦資料分析

356
00:17:33,177 --> 00:17:35,846
‎還有組織行為

357
00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:37,598
‎我…

358
00:17:37,681 --> 00:17:39,349
‎我知道孩子們喜歡我

359
00:17:40,517 --> 00:17:42,102
‎至少我是這麼認為

360
00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:46,148
‎發生了這麼多事情

361
00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:47,983
‎要是我通過考試怎麼辦？

362
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:51,361
‎通過考試之後還要念研究所

363
00:17:51,445 --> 00:17:53,280
‎到時候又要擔心…

364
00:17:54,281 --> 00:17:55,866
‎他媽的，妳在樓下嗎？

365
00:17:57,659 --> 00:17:59,995
‎我要滲透敵人

366
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:01,371
‎我就像個內鬼

367
00:18:02,539 --> 00:18:03,749
‎右腳紅色

368
00:18:03,832 --> 00:18:05,626
‎現在是右腳紅色，我要掛了

369
00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:09,963
‎準備好見證多年物理治療的成果

370
00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:15,344
‎（歡迎校友！
‎狄克森高中十年同學會）

371
00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:20,724
‎伯納德

372
00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:23,894
‎你打算一句話也不說就走了？

373
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:26,772
‎-你還是老樣子
‎-莫妮克

374
00:18:26,855 --> 00:18:29,399
‎他們讓妳負責簽到區，妳好嗎？

375
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,401
‎妳怎麼都不回我電話？

376
00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:34,071
‎好樣的

377
00:18:34,154 --> 00:18:36,240
‎把錯推到我身上
‎這就是你的伎倆嗎？

378
00:18:36,323 --> 00:18:38,784
‎伎倆？我沒有什麼伎倆

379
00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:44,706
‎是我不應該，現在跟以前都是

380
00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:50,462
‎伯納德，即使有些人不認同

381
00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:53,173
‎高中是很久以前的事

382
00:18:53,674 --> 00:18:55,634
‎但妳還是應該知道我為何不告而別

383
00:18:55,717 --> 00:18:57,511
‎我猜是因為你是同志

384
00:18:58,470 --> 00:18:59,346
‎妳早就知道了？

385
00:18:59,429 --> 00:19:00,848
‎只有懷疑

386
00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:03,016
‎看看你的眉毛

387
00:19:04,184 --> 00:19:05,144
‎那是天生的

388
00:19:06,728 --> 00:19:07,938
‎好吧

389
00:19:09,398 --> 00:19:11,066
‎看來女人一生都會跟一個同志上床

390
00:19:12,609 --> 00:19:15,487
‎既然妳知道我是同志
‎為什麼還要跟我上床？

391
00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:17,197
‎因為你很帥啊

392
00:19:17,781 --> 00:19:19,241
‎而且我非常喜歡你

393
00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:22,953
‎我那天晚上失去了一個朋友

394
00:19:23,036 --> 00:19:24,663
‎現在還有機會重修舊好嗎？

395
00:19:26,081 --> 00:19:28,292
‎我不介意跟你一起喝酒

396
00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:31,086
‎妳不是要發名牌嗎？

397
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,796
‎大家都知道自己是誰

398
00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:37,676
‎-妳現在在做什麼？
‎-我是警察

399
00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:40,512
‎天啊，我以為只有我有身分認同問題

400
00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:41,597
‎就是說啊

401
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:43,849
‎我有時候好想要對自己噴辣椒水

402
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:53,066
‎別生氣

403
00:19:53,650 --> 00:19:56,612
‎地下室的淋浴間有蟋蟀，牠們很兇

404
00:19:57,279 --> 00:19:58,947
‎瑪雅要你讀故事給她聽

405
00:19:59,781 --> 00:20:01,658
‎因為你比較會做假音

406
00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:03,744
‎我明明也會做假音，可是…

407
00:20:04,244 --> 00:20:06,038
‎她覺得不夠逼真

408
00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:08,415
‎那是因為妳不夠投入

409
00:20:10,292 --> 00:20:12,169
‎我覺得你今晚應該回車行

410
00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:16,256
‎我原本就有點猶豫
‎我覺得我太倉促就讓你回來了

411
00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:19,259
‎妳只是考試壓力大

412
00:20:20,135 --> 00:20:21,720
‎沒有，我是真的這麼認為

413
00:20:22,804 --> 00:20:25,057
‎你現在只會把事情變得更複雜

414
00:20:25,140 --> 00:20:27,768
‎也許一個月後再回來試試看吧

415
00:20:28,852 --> 00:20:30,229
‎不然這樣好了

416
00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:32,522
‎寶貝，幫忙關燈

417
00:20:33,523 --> 00:20:36,318
‎給我下床，這被單很貴的

418
00:20:39,029 --> 00:20:40,697
‎爸爸，你到底來不來？

419
00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:42,449
‎你女兒找你

420
00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:44,868
‎-妳怎麼搞的？
‎-沒事

421
00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:47,079
‎你贏了，我們分居的話你贏定了

422
00:20:47,162 --> 00:20:51,083
‎我又沒有說要分居
‎是妳叫我睡地下室的

423
00:20:51,166 --> 00:20:53,126
‎結果正合你意

424
00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:54,711
‎因為他們現在跟我對立了

425
00:20:55,545 --> 00:20:56,755
‎沒有人跟妳對立

426
00:20:56,838 --> 00:20:58,674
‎你以為我沒發現嗎？

427
00:20:58,757 --> 00:21:00,801
‎你以為我沒看到你跟孩子的互動嗎？

428
00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:04,471
‎什麼？一起去買雜貨、玩遊戲？

429
00:21:04,554 --> 00:21:05,764
‎關心他們的生活？

430
00:21:05,847 --> 00:21:07,432
‎所以你承認了

431
00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:08,392
‎“承認”…

432
00:21:09,226 --> 00:21:11,853
‎少跟我來這一套

433
00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:14,648
‎我不會上當的

434
00:21:17,484 --> 00:21:21,405
‎被一個不希望你進步的女人斥罵

435
00:21:21,488 --> 00:21:24,283
‎真的很不好受

436
00:21:25,575 --> 00:21:28,412
‎這就是班尼的招牌屁話

437
00:21:28,495 --> 00:21:30,706
‎我說過我這次會改頭換面

438
00:21:30,789 --> 00:21:33,041
‎結果說到做到，妳卻招架不住

439
00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:35,669
‎寶貝，我很希望你改頭換面

440
00:21:35,752 --> 00:21:37,462
‎只要理由正當的話

441
00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:39,756
‎不對，因為如果我扛起責任

442
00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:44,052
‎妳有問題就只能怪自己了

443
00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:45,470
‎妳就是需要我出包

444
00:21:45,554 --> 00:21:47,222
‎-給我滾出去！
‎-我要出去了

445
00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:48,598
‎我要走了

446
00:21:50,517 --> 00:21:52,144
‎而且再也不會回來！

447
00:21:54,855 --> 00:21:56,773
‎我根本不應該這麼委屈

448
00:21:57,858 --> 00:21:59,735
‎我這麼認真改進，妳卻一點都不感激

449
00:21:59,818 --> 00:22:02,571
‎你滾出去的話我就會很感激

450
00:22:04,948 --> 00:22:06,658
‎真不曉得我幹嘛要讓你回來

451
00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:07,993
‎因為妳也跟我一樣亂糟糟

452
00:22:09,494 --> 00:22:11,788
‎我們只能跟彼此在一起

453
00:22:11,872 --> 00:22:14,958
‎誰說我想要跟你在一起？

454
00:22:15,042 --> 00:22:16,626
‎那我們為什麼即將要上床了？

455
00:22:16,710 --> 00:22:17,711
‎我要在上面！

456
00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:20,172
‎-爸爸
‎-爸爸睡著了！

457
00:22:20,714 --> 00:22:21,590
‎趕快睡覺！

458
00:22:26,011 --> 00:22:28,096
‎（GMAT考試）

459
00:22:31,892 --> 00:22:34,770
‎帥呆了，我搞定了

460
00:22:36,104 --> 00:22:38,190
‎昨晚的激情，妳到現在還回味無窮

461
00:22:38,940 --> 00:22:40,192
‎還有感覺得到餘震

462
00:22:42,069 --> 00:22:44,237
‎沒有，答案我都想通了

463
00:22:45,614 --> 00:22:49,034
‎問我能製造出多少產品，231個

464
00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:51,161
‎真性感

465
00:22:51,787 --> 00:22:53,622
‎妳征服了我又征服了GMAT

466
00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:59,252
‎看來我只是需要一點小東西
‎來讓我放鬆

467
00:22:59,836 --> 00:23:01,421
‎不要說“小東西”

468
00:23:02,047 --> 00:23:03,590
‎好了，夠了

469
00:23:03,673 --> 00:23:05,008
‎我要準備出門

470
00:23:05,509 --> 00:23:08,637
‎我一定會通過這場考試的

471
00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:10,055
‎我沒有通過

472
00:23:10,138 --> 00:23:11,598
‎（恭喜媽媽）

473
00:23:11,681 --> 00:23:13,141
‎妳沒聽到嗎？別再倒酒了

474
00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:15,727
‎酒已經開了，不喝會變質

475
00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:18,855
‎我把這個處理掉

476
00:23:21,691 --> 00:23:23,568
‎媽媽，妳還好嗎？

477
00:23:23,652 --> 00:23:26,321
‎為了讓妳專心念書，我們都非常安靜

478
00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:29,074
‎我知道，謝謝，這不是妳的錯

479
00:23:29,157 --> 00:23:31,034
‎也許妳不是讀書的料

480
00:23:34,162 --> 00:23:36,081
‎妳可以怪我沒關係

481
00:23:36,164 --> 00:23:37,541
‎說得好，乾杯

482
00:23:38,542 --> 00:23:39,709
‎班尼，沒有

483
00:23:39,793 --> 00:23:42,921
‎這不是你的錯
‎這不是任何人的錯，人生就是這樣

484
00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:44,506
‎難免不如意

485
00:23:45,340 --> 00:23:46,550
‎可是你們知道嗎？

486
00:23:47,843 --> 00:23:49,010
‎我要再考一次

487
00:23:49,761 --> 00:23:53,473
‎我要一直考到通過為止

488
00:23:54,057 --> 00:23:55,600
‎那我留著下次用

489
00:23:57,060 --> 00:23:58,854
‎可是每次考試都要繳報名費

490
00:23:59,896 --> 00:24:01,022
‎我支持妳

491
00:24:02,816 --> 00:24:05,444
‎不得不說，妳的態度非常正面

492
00:24:06,194 --> 00:24:07,571
‎妳是不是偷吃了我的藥？

493
00:24:08,363 --> 00:24:09,239
‎沒有

494
00:24:09,865 --> 00:24:10,782
‎沒有，我只是…

495
00:24:12,075 --> 00:24:13,660
‎我花了一點時間才看開

496
00:24:14,494 --> 00:24:15,829
‎我在開車回來的路上

497
00:24:15,912 --> 00:24:19,332
‎開始想到家裡有誰在等我

498
00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:21,251
‎我意識到…

499
00:24:21,334 --> 00:24:23,378
‎貴霞，我在說話，把酒放下

500
00:24:26,506 --> 00:24:30,177
‎我知道過去幾週充滿了起起落落

501
00:24:32,554 --> 00:24:35,932
‎但是有你們在身邊才是最重要的

502
00:24:36,016 --> 00:24:39,144
‎只要我們互相支持

503
00:24:40,896 --> 00:24:42,772
‎厄普蕭家族就勢不可擋

504
00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:45,025
‎寶貝，我永遠挺妳

505
00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:48,987
‎妳的優點缺點

506
00:24:49,529 --> 00:24:51,573
‎所有一切我都全盤接受

507
00:24:55,744 --> 00:24:57,579
‎班尼厄普蕭住這裡嗎？

508
00:24:58,747 --> 00:24:59,623
‎誰要找他？

509
00:24:59,706 --> 00:25:00,832
‎他女兒

510
00:25:08,256 --> 00:25:09,424
‎‘尼哥’，不會吧？

511
00:25:38,411 --> 00:25:43,416
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