1
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Damn, I missed this place.

2
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Was this porch always here?

3
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You were here yesterday.

4
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Can you let a man process?

5
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You sure?

6
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Yeah.

7
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Excuse me, sir.

8
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-Ladies, Daddy's home!
-Daddy!

9
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[Bennie] How y'all doin', man?

10
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Daddy! I saw a cloud that looked like you.

11
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But then the wind
made it look like a cloud again.

12
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Welcome home, Dad. I would be
happier to see you if it was next Friday.

13
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Gotta cover the spread.

14
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You guys, get ready for dinner.

15
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Here. Take this upstairs for Daddy.

16
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Uh, nope, you're in the basement.

17
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I ain't sleeping in the basement.
It smell like the basement.

18
00:01:05,106 --> 00:01:06,858
Well, that's what's happening.

19
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Man, I thought y'all worked things out.

20
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I'm six and this is a full toolbox.

21
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What kind of okey-doke shit is this?

22
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I thought I was back in.

23
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Bennie, this was your idea.

24
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You asked to be let back in here
for the girls, and I let you.

25
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But back in ain't "back in."

26
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I shouldn't be standing here for this.

27
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[sighs]

28
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Look, you seemed to get it, all right?

29
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But if you was just
saying some shit, this ain't gonna work.

30
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No, no, the basement is cool.

31
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Lucretia, go downstairs
and scare all your rat friends away.

32
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You know what?

33
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You shouldn't be in the basement.

34
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Let me upgrade you.

35
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[vocalizing]

36
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♪ Solid as a rock ♪

37
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[vocalizing]

38
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♪ Solid ♪

39
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Uh, I don't smell waffles.

40
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Uh, good, then you ain't having a stroke.

41
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But, Mom, it's Waffle Saturday.

42
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Well, I'm sorry, girls,
but it's about to be GMAT Monday.

43
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Now, let's see.

44
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We got some cereal.

45
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Uh, I think we got some milk…
Oh, wait a minute.

46
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I don't have to do bad all by myself.

47
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Hey, Bennie!

48
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Come up here and feed these kids!

49
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What y'all want?

50
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What are you doing coming from upstairs?

51
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You ain't got roaming privileges.

52
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I slept in Maya's room last night.

53
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That's not what we…

54
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Been here 12 hours and already…

55
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What the hell?

56
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Girls, your father and I need to discuss…

57
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Christmas.

58
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"Bennie Upshaw,
I can't keep telling you this stuff."

59
00:03:03,725 --> 00:03:06,102
"But I'm bad with my words."

60
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Kiss, kiss, kiss, hug, hug.

61
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Blast music in your bedroom
like it's not obvious what you're doing.

62
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Yeah. And quit locking the door.

63
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Other people
might want to come in and dance, too.

64
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Well, we don't need
to talk about Christmas.

65
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Because your little
six-act play just got it cancelled.

66
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You mean we don't get to
unwrap a orange and a toothbrush?

67
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And I found the line, my bad.

68
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Yeah, Maya had a bad dream.

69
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She came and got me, and I dozed off.

70
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Why didn't she come and get me?

71
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'Cause the dream was about you.

72
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You ate her.

73
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[scoffs] Great. So now I'm the boogeyman?

74
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Man, it's…

75
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It's this test,

76
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I'm so stressed out all the time.

77
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-All right. I'll talk to her.
-No, hey…

78
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You need to focus, okay?

79
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I'mma take the kids down to the shop.

80
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You can have the whole house to yourself.

81
00:04:05,536 --> 00:04:06,663
-Seriously?
-Yeah.

82
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Wow, that would help. Thank you.

83
00:04:09,540 --> 00:04:11,334
And don't sweat that dream stuff.

84
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Maya loves you.

85
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Thirty-seven hours in labor
with that parade-float head.

86
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She better love me.

87
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[laughing]

88
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[Regina sighs]

89
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Ah.

90
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Give you a lesson
on how to change a tire, young lady.

91
00:04:28,601 --> 00:04:30,979
Why? Won't the Triple-A guy know how?

92
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You not about to be standing
on no hot-ass highway waiting on Triple-A.

93
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Duh. I'll wait in the car.
I'm not tryin' to sweat my hair out.

94
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Girl, pay attention and learn this
so you can marry for love.

95
00:04:44,617 --> 00:04:46,119
Hey, Bennie. Hold up real quick.

96
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The compression
on this Pontiac, I can't get it.

97
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You check the piston rings?

98
00:04:50,957 --> 00:04:53,084
And the valves. And the head gasket.

99
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Does it have gas?

100
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[laughs]

101
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Please, young lady. We professionals.

102
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Ah, that's a good one. "Does it have gas?"

103
00:05:01,175 --> 00:05:02,343
[both chuckling]

104
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I'll be right back.

105
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Check the gas.

106
00:05:06,097 --> 00:05:08,641
Oh! Well, I'll be damned.

107
00:05:11,769 --> 00:05:13,521
Ah, yeah. What y'all doing?

108
00:05:13,604 --> 00:05:15,064
Maya's telling my fortune.

109
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-You picked four.
-Okay.

110
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One, two, three, four.

111
00:05:20,737 --> 00:05:24,324
"You will lose all your money."

112
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Uh-oh.
Guess I better ask for overtime, Bennie.

113
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[chuckles]

114
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[cell phone ringing]

115
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Hey, baby.

116
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New shoes?

117
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Red bottoms?

118
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Those are expensive.

119
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I'm not trying to clip your wings.

120
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[spluttering]

121
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You know, get the shoes, yeah, yeah.

122
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I love… Hello? Hello?

123
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Damn!

124
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I was saving that money for a colonoscopy.

125
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Unless I don't need it.

126
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Oh, you need it.

127
00:06:00,443 --> 00:06:03,613
Why does your machine
give out pads and Almond Joys?

128
00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:05,365
That's your Aunt Lucre…

129
00:06:06,699 --> 00:06:09,952
Wait a minute.
You're having your… female situation?

130
00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:12,121
Period, Dad. You can say period.

131
00:06:13,956 --> 00:06:15,124
Do you know what to do?

132
00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:16,876
Do we need to google it or what?

133
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You do know
this isn't my first time, right?

134
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Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

135
00:06:22,840 --> 00:06:25,134
Do you need something?
Some tea? Some aspirin?

136
00:06:25,218 --> 00:06:26,886
I don't have a hot water bottle,

137
00:06:26,969 --> 00:06:29,055
but I can heat
one of 'em mufflers up for you.

138
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Dang, Dad,
I'm your daughter, not your Camaro.

139
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Yeah, I love you just as much.

140
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[sighs in exasperation]

141
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This test is so stupid.

142
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Who cares what assiduous means?

143
00:06:46,739 --> 00:06:47,865
It means like constant.

144
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I said, "Who cares?" not, "Who knows?"

145
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Uh, I'm here to do you a favor,
so reel it in.

146
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Gonna take the girls for the day.

147
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-Bennie took them this morning.
-Oh, Lord.

148
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Let me go get them kids from the track.

149
00:07:01,546 --> 00:07:02,588
They're at the shop.

150
00:07:02,672 --> 00:07:06,384
Oh, great, he'll probably lock up
for lunch, forget they're in there.

151
00:07:06,467 --> 00:07:08,219
Poor little hot-boxed babies.

152
00:07:09,470 --> 00:07:11,305
I'm trying to cut Bennie some slack,

153
00:07:11,389 --> 00:07:12,223
so should you.

154
00:07:12,306 --> 00:07:15,017
Uh-uh, no, don't cut him any slack.

155
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I see what's going on.

156
00:07:16,727 --> 00:07:18,479
Spending time with the girls.

157
00:07:18,563 --> 00:07:21,649
That assiduous asshole
is trying to win the separation battle.

158
00:07:22,233 --> 00:07:24,652
See, that's how you use it in a sentence.

159
00:07:25,236 --> 00:07:28,239
You got a lot of theories
for a woman with two body pillows.

160
00:07:31,534 --> 00:07:33,953
-Hey.
-Hey. What's wrong, baby?

161
00:07:34,912 --> 00:07:37,081
I'm worried about telling someone I'm gay.

162
00:07:38,124 --> 00:07:41,169
Do we have to go through this
with every human you've ever met?

163
00:07:41,252 --> 00:07:42,670
Just pin it to your Twitter.

164
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[chuckles]

165
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Sorry. It's a journey.

166
00:07:47,508 --> 00:07:49,719
Tomorrow's my
ten-year high school reunion.

167
00:07:49,802 --> 00:07:53,055
Now, how is that possible?
Shit, I just went to mine.

168
00:07:54,390 --> 00:07:55,266
Skip it.

169
00:07:55,349 --> 00:07:56,767
[Regina] No, you should go.

170
00:07:56,851 --> 00:08:01,314
I really enjoyed seeing my old friends,
seeing what everybody looked like.

171
00:08:01,397 --> 00:08:03,024
Really looked like.

172
00:08:03,107 --> 00:08:05,026
Older and wider. Skip it.

173
00:08:07,236 --> 00:08:09,363
I'm into the reunion, it's just…

174
00:08:10,156 --> 00:08:11,699
Monique Robinson might be there.

175
00:08:11,782 --> 00:08:14,494
Oh. I loved Monique.

176
00:08:14,577 --> 00:08:17,497
Oh, you guys were so cute together.

177
00:08:17,580 --> 00:08:18,956
Why didn't that work?

178
00:08:19,624 --> 00:08:22,502
Uh, they wanted to sleep with other men.

179
00:08:24,128 --> 00:08:25,463
That's the problem.

180
00:08:26,088 --> 00:08:28,299
See, we kinda hooked up on Grad Night.

181
00:08:28,382 --> 00:08:30,635
Sleeping with Monique
is how I knew for sure I was gay.

182
00:08:31,219 --> 00:08:32,303
Never tell her.

183
00:08:32,386 --> 00:08:35,598
The wokest woman in the world
would run you down with they car.

184
00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:37,850
No, she doesn't know.

185
00:08:37,934 --> 00:08:39,268
I kind of ghosted her.

186
00:08:40,269 --> 00:08:42,438
I'm not proud of it. I loved her.

187
00:08:42,939 --> 00:08:44,732
Just not in the way that she thought.

188
00:08:44,815 --> 00:08:47,193
Well then, baby, that's a reason to go.

189
00:08:47,276 --> 00:08:48,611
Shit, clear the air.

190
00:08:48,694 --> 00:08:49,987
And show up as you.

191
00:08:50,071 --> 00:08:51,822
But that'll be weird.

192
00:08:51,906 --> 00:08:54,742
You think she's the only girl
to sleep with a gay dude?

193
00:08:54,825 --> 00:08:57,203
We've all done it at least once.

194
00:08:57,286 --> 00:08:58,454
Larry Gibson.

195
00:08:58,538 --> 00:08:59,664
Albert Holmes.

196
00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:02,124
Albert Holmes wasn't gay.

197
00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:04,710
Albert Holmes taught me contouring.

198
00:09:04,794 --> 00:09:06,879
He and his husband live in Phoenix.

199
00:09:07,463 --> 00:09:09,757
Well, all right! Good for you, Albert.

200
00:09:10,716 --> 00:09:11,884
Is he still playing football?

201
00:09:11,968 --> 00:09:14,220
You know, he's coaching now.

202
00:09:14,303 --> 00:09:15,179
Yes.

203
00:09:15,263 --> 00:09:16,681
Any of this helping…

204
00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:22,853
I hope he went to get string,
because we are dropping pearls.

205
00:09:26,148 --> 00:09:27,275
Okay, my turn.

206
00:09:27,358 --> 00:09:30,403
Never have I ever
broken Mom's stuff and then blamed a kid.

207
00:09:31,821 --> 00:09:33,864
Drink, Dad, we know you hated that urn.

208
00:09:33,948 --> 00:09:36,701
[chuckles] No, I hated your Aunt Bessie.

209
00:09:36,784 --> 00:09:38,369
She pulled a pistol on me.

210
00:09:38,452 --> 00:09:39,453
But you got me.

211
00:09:41,122 --> 00:09:43,165
That's cold.
We lost our computer privileges

212
00:09:43,249 --> 00:09:45,001
and I had to sweep up Aunt Bessie.

213
00:09:45,084 --> 00:09:46,544
Maya, you're up.

214
00:09:48,004 --> 00:09:51,465
Never have I ever been to Narnia.

215
00:09:52,717 --> 00:09:54,635
You still don't get the game, do you?

216
00:09:55,219 --> 00:09:57,555
I thought we were just having sodas.

217
00:09:58,347 --> 00:10:00,725
No, you drink
when there's something true about you.

218
00:10:00,808 --> 00:10:02,852
Oh, okay.

219
00:10:02,935 --> 00:10:05,813
Never have I ever…

220
00:10:06,856 --> 00:10:08,357
had a crush on a boy.

221
00:10:09,525 --> 00:10:10,693
Aaliyah drank.

222
00:10:10,776 --> 00:10:13,529
She likes Marcus.

223
00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:14,947
I know where you sleep.

224
00:10:15,031 --> 00:10:17,491
[Bennie] Okay, come on, now,
this is why we doing this.

225
00:10:17,575 --> 00:10:19,160
Okay, yeah, let me see him.

226
00:10:20,745 --> 00:10:23,539
Damn! Your phone look
like it been in a drive-by!

227
00:10:24,915 --> 00:10:27,293
It hit the coffee table when Mom threw it.

228
00:10:27,376 --> 00:10:29,712
-Is this boy anything like me?
-Not at all.

229
00:10:29,795 --> 00:10:31,047
Yeah, keep it that way.

230
00:10:33,841 --> 00:10:34,717
That's for you.

231
00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:35,926
Oh.

232
00:10:36,010 --> 00:10:38,095
You setting it down so carefully.

233
00:10:38,596 --> 00:10:40,056
Is anything in there tickin'?

234
00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:43,601
I thought we turned the page, but okay.

235
00:10:44,852 --> 00:10:47,063
There you go. Lightbulbs, by the way.

236
00:10:49,899 --> 00:10:51,275
We're playing a drinking game.

237
00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:53,319
Yeah, with soda.

238
00:10:53,402 --> 00:10:54,987
I'm not that fun of a dad.

239
00:10:56,530 --> 00:10:58,741
Play with us, Bernard. I got a good one.

240
00:10:58,824 --> 00:10:59,784
[Bernard sighs]

241
00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:02,370
Okay.

242
00:11:02,453 --> 00:11:05,373
Never have I ever… got arrested.

243
00:11:05,456 --> 00:11:07,458
I'mma need another soda.

244
00:11:08,042 --> 00:11:09,335
Bernard!

245
00:11:09,418 --> 00:11:10,294
Shoplifting.

246
00:11:10,378 --> 00:11:13,381
Now I ain't proud of it,
but I really needed that Mucinex.

247
00:11:13,464 --> 00:11:15,007
Oh, damn! My boy!

248
00:11:15,091 --> 00:11:17,343
I like what we doing. Y'all fun.

249
00:11:17,927 --> 00:11:18,803
We know.

250
00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:20,554
Look at this.

251
00:11:21,222 --> 00:11:23,349
Acting like the Winslows or something.

252
00:11:23,891 --> 00:11:25,059
Y'all make me sick.

253
00:11:26,644 --> 00:11:27,895
I finally watched Moonlight.

254
00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:31,023
Oh, God! Come on.

255
00:11:34,985 --> 00:11:38,447
[sighs] Tell you, it must be hard
having a sister who's always right.

256
00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:41,784
It's hard having a sister
who has a spare key.

257
00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:43,953
I went by the shop today.

258
00:11:44,036 --> 00:11:45,996
Bennie took the lead with the kids.

259
00:11:46,497 --> 00:11:49,375
They were laughing, sharing, bonding.

260
00:11:49,458 --> 00:11:50,793
I'm fine with that.

261
00:11:50,876 --> 00:11:52,586
No, no, no, it was bleak.

262
00:11:53,629 --> 00:11:54,463
Look.

263
00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:57,425
Oh, heavens, no!

264
00:11:57,508 --> 00:11:59,552
They almost look like a family.

265
00:11:59,635 --> 00:12:01,595
That's what they sounded like, too.

266
00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:03,389
You need a hobby.

267
00:12:07,184 --> 00:12:09,645
…so then I said, "Girl, please,

268
00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,772
PAYDAYs taste like peanuts and wood glue."

269
00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:13,774
-[Maya giggling]
-What's all this?

270
00:12:13,858 --> 00:12:15,609
We went grocery shopping.

271
00:12:15,693 --> 00:12:16,819
I see that.

272
00:12:16,902 --> 00:12:19,113
But do you see it?

273
00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:23,409
Bernard, you staying for dinner?

274
00:12:23,492 --> 00:12:25,619
Nah, I'm just borrowing
a suit for the reunion.

275
00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:27,955
Oh, you decided to go.

276
00:12:28,038 --> 00:12:29,373
Yeah, he talked me into it.

277
00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:32,835
I'm just gonna go
and leave early if things get weird.

278
00:12:32,918 --> 00:12:35,129
You mean
like if that Monique girl shows up?

279
00:12:35,212 --> 00:12:36,672
Yeah, that would make it weird.

280
00:12:37,298 --> 00:12:38,924
Yeah, boy, you got my genes.

281
00:12:39,008 --> 00:12:40,342
Better than your Larrys!

282
00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:41,844
[Bennie and Bernard laugh]

283
00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:43,804
-The hell does that mean?
-It's a whole thing.

284
00:12:43,888 --> 00:12:45,139
You had to be there.

285
00:12:45,222 --> 00:12:47,266
Mmm. They got their own language.

286
00:12:48,809 --> 00:12:50,895
Guys, dinner's almost ready.
Chicken and rice.

287
00:12:50,978 --> 00:12:52,480
-We already ate.
-I'm stuffed.

288
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:54,648
Hey.

289
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:56,901
Stopped at The Rib Shack.

290
00:12:56,984 --> 00:12:59,069
Got you that number three with a biscuit.

291
00:13:00,988 --> 00:13:02,740
We can have chicken and rice tomorrow.

292
00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:10,039
They used to love your chicken and rice.

293
00:13:10,706 --> 00:13:12,458
[scoffing] Shut up.

294
00:13:12,541 --> 00:13:14,418
All right, fine. Lose your family.

295
00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:17,588
They had a nice day together, all right?

296
00:13:17,671 --> 00:13:18,756
Nothing is different.

297
00:13:18,839 --> 00:13:20,925
I am not losing my family.

298
00:13:23,886 --> 00:13:25,095
Gonna borrow this one.

299
00:13:25,679 --> 00:13:28,933
Oh, yeah, boy. Hell, you gonna
kill 'em with that one, son.

300
00:13:29,016 --> 00:13:30,893
-Thanks, Pop.
-Yeah.

301
00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:33,395
"Pop"?

302
00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:34,772
[Lucretia] Mmm.

303
00:13:34,855 --> 00:13:37,399
First your family, now this biscuit.

304
00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:45,699
Ah, finally.

305
00:13:45,783 --> 00:13:51,372
Good morning, my wonderful, sweet,
beautiful firstborn baby girl. [kisses]

306
00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:54,875
Mom, have you been drinking
your "happy coffee" again?

307
00:13:55,543 --> 00:14:00,923
No. But I… got… this!

308
00:14:01,006 --> 00:14:02,758
You fixed the screen on my old phone?

309
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:06,178
So I snuck into your room
this morning, took your phone,

310
00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:09,181
drove to the mall
when the screen repair place opened…

311
00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:10,766
What you mean, your old phone?

312
00:14:12,393 --> 00:14:13,602
Where'd you get that?

313
00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:14,603
Mornin'!

314
00:14:16,021 --> 00:14:19,066
Boy, that water heater leak,
it's better than an alarm clock.

315
00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:21,902
Our daughter stole a phone.

316
00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:24,780
Why did you do that?
I just bought you a phone yesterday.

317
00:14:25,447 --> 00:14:28,117
You bought… You bought…

318
00:14:28,617 --> 00:14:29,535
You bought?

319
00:14:30,744 --> 00:14:33,873
Aaliyah, sweetie,
it was from the both of us.

320
00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:35,124
I forgot to tell you.

321
00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:36,500
This one is hella great.

322
00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:39,712
I had to keep my old one
plugged in all the time like I was Amish.

323
00:14:39,795 --> 00:14:40,796
Thanks, Dad.

324
00:14:43,173 --> 00:14:45,676
We said no new phone until next year.

325
00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:47,845
Did you see how cracked that shit was?

326
00:14:47,928 --> 00:14:50,180
One phone call and the girl loses her ear.

327
00:14:51,432 --> 00:14:53,100
You should've told me you were doin' it.

328
00:14:53,183 --> 00:14:55,895
Yeah, and you should have
told me about her period.

329
00:14:55,978 --> 00:14:57,479
And about that boy.

330
00:14:57,563 --> 00:15:00,357
Oh, so what,
I didn't tell you about Bryan.

331
00:15:01,108 --> 00:15:03,485
Who the hell is Bryan? She's into Marcus.

332
00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:05,321
No, no, he's dating Jennifer.

333
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:08,324
She dumped him
at a field trip. Where you been?

334
00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:10,784
Studying.

335
00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:13,329
Building a better life for this family.

336
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:17,041
Babe, you've been holding it down.

337
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:18,751
Let me do my part.

338
00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:23,672
Well, can I at least
give Maya this stuffed giraffe, huh?

339
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,758
Or did you get her a petting zoo?

340
00:15:25,841 --> 00:15:26,675
[bicycle bell rings]

341
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,552
Best gift ever!

342
00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:31,263
My daddy loves me.

343
00:15:32,264 --> 00:15:33,349
[exclaims]

344
00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:34,850
It's from the both of us!

345
00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:41,440
-Movie!
-Rhymes with "Flack Fanther."

346
00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:44,652
Dad, can you at least try not to cheat?

347
00:15:44,735 --> 00:15:45,611
What?

348
00:15:46,111 --> 00:15:47,488
Wakanda Forever.

349
00:15:48,572 --> 00:15:50,532
I got it! Frozen.

350
00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:53,077
How is she beating me?

351
00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:57,081
Charades! Hey, my jam!

352
00:15:57,164 --> 00:15:58,374
Uh-uh. Back upstairs.

353
00:15:58,457 --> 00:15:59,500
But that's my jam.

354
00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:01,794
You have schoolwork, young lady.

355
00:16:02,711 --> 00:16:04,338
I don't live here. Why am I talking?

356
00:16:05,923 --> 00:16:08,008
No, they're right.
You do have a test tomorrow.

357
00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:10,219
But I already studied it all.

358
00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:12,596
Here. You can be
on our team if you can tell us…

359
00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:15,015
"Running at the same rate,
six identical machines

360
00:16:15,099 --> 00:16:17,393
can produce
a total of 33 widgets per hour."

361
00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:21,313
"At this rate, how many widgets
could 14 machines produce in three hours?"

362
00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:27,987
-She don't know.
-No.

363
00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:31,407
Obviously…

364
00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:34,201
we can conclude…

365
00:16:37,788 --> 00:16:38,956
given the numbers…

366
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,086
Just keep it down!

367
00:16:46,714 --> 00:16:48,090
I said keep it down!

368
00:16:54,471 --> 00:16:56,807
-[Maya] You better fall already.
-[Kelvin] I'm not built for this.

369
00:16:57,683 --> 00:16:58,642
[groans]

370
00:17:05,649 --> 00:17:07,067
[indistinct chatter]

371
00:17:07,818 --> 00:17:08,902
[grunts]

372
00:17:09,653 --> 00:17:10,988
[sighs in exasperation]

373
00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:17,786
Hey, it's me.

374
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,455
[Lucretia] Hey, girl,
let me call you back.

375
00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:22,249
[sighs] Cree, you were right
about the kids.

376
00:17:22,332 --> 00:17:24,668
I know, sucks, huh? I'll see you tomorrow.

377
00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:25,627
I mean…

378
00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:30,007
Cretia, all day,
I have been listening to them laugh

379
00:17:30,090 --> 00:17:33,093
while I'm stuck memorizing data analytics

380
00:17:33,177 --> 00:17:35,846
and organizational behaviors.

381
00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:37,598
I mean, I…

382
00:17:37,681 --> 00:17:39,349
I know my kids like me.

383
00:17:40,517 --> 00:17:42,102
At least, I think they like me.

384
00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:46,148
And… Man, with everything that's going on,

385
00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:47,983
I mean, what if I pass this test, right?

386
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:51,361
I pass the test
and then there's grad school,

387
00:17:51,445 --> 00:17:53,280
and then I gotta worry about…

388
00:17:54,281 --> 00:17:55,866
Bitch, are you downstairs right now?

389
00:17:57,659 --> 00:17:59,995
I'm working it from the inside.

390
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:01,371
I'm like a mole.

391
00:18:02,539 --> 00:18:03,749
Right foot red.

392
00:18:03,832 --> 00:18:05,626
Look, it's right foot red, I gotta go.

393
00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:09,963
All right, y'all about to see
years of physical therapy in action.

394
00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:11,131
[Lucretia exclaims]

395
00:18:11,215 --> 00:18:12,549
[kids squeal]

396
00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:20,724
Bernard.

397
00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:23,894
What, you gonna try and dip
without saying anything?

398
00:18:24,478 --> 00:18:26,772
-[sighs] You ain't changed a bit.
-Monique…

399
00:18:26,855 --> 00:18:29,399
Girl, they got you
right in the front. What's up?

400
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,401
Why you ain't call me back?

401
00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:34,071
Oh, goodie.

402
00:18:34,154 --> 00:18:36,240
Making it my fault. That's the play here?

403
00:18:36,323 --> 00:18:38,784
Play? I don't need no play.

404
00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:44,706
I was an asshole. Am an asshole.

405
00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:50,462
Bernard, despite
what some people here might believe,

406
00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:53,173
high school was a long-ass time ago.

407
00:18:53,674 --> 00:18:55,634
Still, you should know why I dipped.

408
00:18:55,717 --> 00:18:57,511
I just figured it's 'cause you were gay.

409
00:18:58,470 --> 00:18:59,346
You knew?

410
00:18:59,429 --> 00:19:00,848
Suspected.

411
00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:03,016
I mean, those eyebrows.

412
00:19:04,184 --> 00:19:05,144
They're natural.

413
00:19:06,353 --> 00:19:07,938
[chuckles] Well, there you go.

414
00:19:09,398 --> 00:19:11,066
I guess every woman sleeps with one.

415
00:19:12,609 --> 00:19:15,487
Well, if you knew I was gay,
why would you sleep with me?

416
00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:17,197
I mean, look at you.

417
00:19:17,781 --> 00:19:19,241
And I really liked you.

418
00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:22,953
I lost a friend that night.

419
00:19:23,036 --> 00:19:24,663
Any chance I could make one now?

420
00:19:26,081 --> 00:19:28,292
I wouldn't be mad at a drink.

421
00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:31,086
Don't you have to hand out name tags?

422
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,796
They know who they are.

423
00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:37,676
-So, what do you do these days?
-I'm a cop.

424
00:19:37,759 --> 00:19:40,512
[laughs] Damn,
and I thought I was conflicted.

425
00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:41,597
I know, right?

426
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:43,849
Some days, I just
wanna pepper spray myself.

427
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:53,066
Don't trip.

428
00:19:53,650 --> 00:19:56,612
There's crickets in
the basement shower and they aggressive.

429
00:19:57,279 --> 00:19:58,947
Maya wants you to read her a story.

430
00:19:59,781 --> 00:20:01,658
Apparently, you do good voices.

431
00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:03,744
I do voices, just…

432
00:20:04,244 --> 00:20:06,038
They're not right.

433
00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:08,415
That's 'cause
you don't commit to the role.

434
00:20:10,292 --> 00:20:12,169
I think you should
go back to the shop tonight.

435
00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:16,256
I wasn't sold on
you coming back and I think we rushed it.

436
00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:19,259
That's that test talking.

437
00:20:20,135 --> 00:20:21,720
No, it's me talking.

438
00:20:22,804 --> 00:20:25,057
You're just…
You're too much drama right now.

439
00:20:25,140 --> 00:20:27,768
I mean, maybe we could
try again in a month or so.

440
00:20:28,852 --> 00:20:30,229
I got a different idea.

441
00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:32,522
Get the light, baby.

442
00:20:33,523 --> 00:20:36,318
Get your ass out that bed!
These are our good sheets!

443
00:20:39,029 --> 00:20:40,697
[Maya] Dad, are you coming?

444
00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:42,449
Your daughter wants you.

445
00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:44,868
-What's the matter with you?
-Nothing, all right?

446
00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:47,079
You win. You win the separation.

447
00:20:47,162 --> 00:20:51,083
Win? I didn't even ask for no separation.
You put me in the basement!

448
00:20:51,166 --> 00:20:53,126
Well, it worked out for you.

449
00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:54,711
Because now they're against me.

450
00:20:55,545 --> 00:20:56,755
Ain't nobody against you.

451
00:20:56,838 --> 00:20:58,674
You think I don't see you?

452
00:20:58,757 --> 00:21:00,801
Huh? You think I don't see you
with the kids?

453
00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:04,471
What? Grocery shopping? Playing games?

454
00:21:04,554 --> 00:21:05,764
Asking about their lives?

455
00:21:05,847 --> 00:21:07,432
Mmm. So you admit it.

456
00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:08,392
Admit…

457
00:21:09,226 --> 00:21:11,853
No. Not gonna do this. Nope.

458
00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:14,648
You're not suckering me in.

459
00:21:17,484 --> 00:21:21,405
You don't have any idea
how shitty it is to get yelled at

460
00:21:21,488 --> 00:21:24,283
by a woman who don't want you to improve.

461
00:21:24,866 --> 00:21:28,412
Oh, this about to be
that premium Bennie bullshit.

462
00:21:28,495 --> 00:21:30,706
I told you
I was going to make it different.

463
00:21:30,789 --> 00:21:33,041
I made it different,
and you can't handle it.

464
00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:35,669
Oh, baby, I would love
for it to be different.

465
00:21:35,752 --> 00:21:37,462
If it was for the right reasons.

466
00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:39,756
No. Because if I come correct,

467
00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:44,052
you have nobody to blame
for your life but you, sweetheart.

468
00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:45,470
You need me to be a mess.

469
00:21:45,554 --> 00:21:47,222
-Get out.
-I'm getting out!

470
00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:48,598
I'm gone!

471
00:21:50,517 --> 00:21:52,144
And not to never come back!

472
00:21:54,855 --> 00:21:56,773
Look, I don't even deserve this shit!

473
00:21:57,858 --> 00:21:59,735
You don't even appreciate what I'm doing!

474
00:21:59,818 --> 00:22:02,571
I would appreciate it
if you got the hell out!

475
00:22:03,572 --> 00:22:04,448
[splutters]

476
00:22:04,948 --> 00:22:06,658
I don't even know why I let you back in.

477
00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:07,993
'Cause you a mess, too.

478
00:22:09,494 --> 00:22:11,788
And we the only people
that we can be with.

479
00:22:11,872 --> 00:22:14,958
Who says I wanna be with you?

480
00:22:15,042 --> 00:22:16,626
Then why we 'bout to have sex?

481
00:22:16,710 --> 00:22:17,711
I'm on top!

482
00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:20,172
-[Maya] Daddy!
-Daddy's asleep!

483
00:22:20,714 --> 00:22:21,590
Go to bed!

484
00:22:30,974 --> 00:22:34,770
[chuckles] Oh, yeah, Gina. I'm on it!

485
00:22:36,104 --> 00:22:38,190
You still feelin' it from last night.

486
00:22:38,940 --> 00:22:40,192
You got that aftershock.

487
00:22:42,069 --> 00:22:44,237
No. The answers, they're clicking.

488
00:22:44,321 --> 00:22:45,530
Mmm.

489
00:22:45,614 --> 00:22:49,034
Ask me how many widgets. 231.

490
00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:51,161
Oh. Sexy.

491
00:22:51,787 --> 00:22:53,622
You on top of me and that GMAT.

492
00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:59,252
I guess I just needed
a little something to relax.

493
00:22:59,836 --> 00:23:01,421
Watch that "little" stuff.

494
00:23:02,047 --> 00:23:03,590
Right, that's enough now.

495
00:23:03,673 --> 00:23:05,008
I have to get ready.

496
00:23:05,509 --> 00:23:08,637
I'm about to
put my foot all up in this test.

497
00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:10,055
I failed.

498
00:23:11,681 --> 00:23:13,141
Didn't you hear her? Stop pouring.

499
00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:15,727
It was already open.
You want me to wait for it to go flat?

500
00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:18,855
I'm just gonna get rid of this.

501
00:23:21,691 --> 00:23:23,568
Mom, are you okay?

502
00:23:23,652 --> 00:23:26,321
We were super quiet so you could study.

503
00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:29,074
I know, thank you. It's not your fault.

504
00:23:29,157 --> 00:23:31,034
Maybe you're just a bad student.

505
00:23:34,162 --> 00:23:36,081
You can blame me, it's fine.

506
00:23:36,164 --> 00:23:37,541
Cheers to that.

507
00:23:38,542 --> 00:23:39,709
[Regina] No, Bennie.

508
00:23:39,793 --> 00:23:42,921
It's not your fault.
It's nobody's fault, all right? It's life.

509
00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:44,506
It happens.

510
00:23:45,340 --> 00:23:46,550
But you know what?

511
00:23:47,843 --> 00:23:49,010
I'm gonna take it again.

512
00:23:49,761 --> 00:23:53,473
And again, and again, until I pass it.

513
00:23:54,057 --> 00:23:55,600
Just gonna keep this for next time.

514
00:23:57,060 --> 00:23:58,854
Don't you gotta pay every time?

515
00:23:59,896 --> 00:24:01,022
I'm with you, though.

516
00:24:02,816 --> 00:24:05,444
Gotta say, you have
a really good attitude about it.

517
00:24:06,194 --> 00:24:07,571
You been in my pills?

518
00:24:08,363 --> 00:24:09,239
No.

519
00:24:09,865 --> 00:24:10,782
No, I just…

520
00:24:12,075 --> 00:24:13,660
It took me a minute to get here.

521
00:24:14,494 --> 00:24:15,829
When I was driving home,

522
00:24:15,912 --> 00:24:19,332
I started thinking
about who was waiting for me.

523
00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:21,251
And I realized…

524
00:24:21,334 --> 00:24:23,378
Damn, Cretia, I'm talking. Put that down!

525
00:24:26,506 --> 00:24:30,177
I know the last few weeks have been crazy.

526
00:24:32,554 --> 00:24:35,932
But this right here is what's important.

527
00:24:36,016 --> 00:24:39,144
As long as we got each other's backs,

528
00:24:40,896 --> 00:24:42,772
can't nobody touch the Upshaws.

529
00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:45,025
Baby, you know I got your back.

530
00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:48,987
Your fronts, your sides.

531
00:24:49,529 --> 00:24:51,573
Your bottom, your edges.

532
00:24:51,656 --> 00:24:53,074
[doorbell rings]

533
00:24:55,744 --> 00:24:57,579
Is this where Bennie Upshaw lives?

534
00:24:58,371 --> 00:24:59,623
Um, who's asking?

535
00:24:59,706 --> 00:25:00,832
His daughter.

536
00:25:08,256 --> 00:25:09,424
Nigga, really?

537
00:25:12,469 --> 00:25:14,387
[theme music playing]