1 00:00:11,699 --> 00:00:13,367 [Bennie vocalizing] 2 00:00:14,744 --> 00:00:16,245 I know this ain't break time. 3 00:00:17,079 --> 00:00:20,291 Now, Duck, you need to put down that Bible and pick up a wrench. 4 00:00:20,374 --> 00:00:22,418 Prayer works, but it don't pay. 5 00:00:24,211 --> 00:00:26,297 There's nothing to work on. You fixed everything. 6 00:00:26,380 --> 00:00:27,798 Yeah, except your marriage. 7 00:00:29,341 --> 00:00:30,176 Shut up, Tony! 8 00:00:31,594 --> 00:00:33,137 I'm getting back in tonight. 9 00:00:33,220 --> 00:00:35,222 I already got some of Regina's money. 10 00:00:35,973 --> 00:00:38,559 -I'm gonna tell her at the hospital. -Hospital? 11 00:00:38,642 --> 00:00:40,728 She all right? She need some soup? 12 00:00:42,229 --> 00:00:45,107 No, it's just a big party that her job does every year. 13 00:00:45,191 --> 00:00:46,650 -Oh. -That we go together. 14 00:00:47,193 --> 00:00:49,612 [sighing] Man, don't scare me like that. 15 00:00:49,695 --> 00:00:51,947 Yeah, man. We're gonna have some drinks, some fun. 16 00:00:52,031 --> 00:00:54,784 I'mma get everybody laughing, then she gonna start laughing, 17 00:00:54,867 --> 00:00:56,368 and boom! I'm back in. 18 00:00:56,452 --> 00:00:57,536 Yeah, yeah. 19 00:00:57,620 --> 00:01:00,873 If that don't work out, I have some extra begging journals I can get you. 20 00:01:00,956 --> 00:01:02,208 [chuckles] 21 00:01:02,291 --> 00:01:04,418 Hey, Bennie. Is Lucretia around? 22 00:01:05,002 --> 00:01:07,296 -Nah, she ain't here. -Oh, you know where she is? 23 00:01:07,880 --> 00:01:09,507 Uh… Look up. 24 00:01:09,590 --> 00:01:11,509 Bats usually hang from the ceiling. 25 00:01:13,636 --> 00:01:14,678 Can I wait for her? 26 00:01:15,221 --> 00:01:16,222 I mean, you could. 27 00:01:16,305 --> 00:01:19,308 -It ain't gonna make her look no better. -[laughing] 28 00:01:19,391 --> 00:01:21,936 You know what? I know that's how y'all play around, 29 00:01:22,019 --> 00:01:24,230 but I'mma need you to fall back on that, man. 30 00:01:24,313 --> 00:01:25,523 Relax. 31 00:01:25,606 --> 00:01:27,024 Okay, I'm just kidding. 32 00:01:27,108 --> 00:01:30,152 Just like God was when He made Lucretia's face. [laughing] 33 00:01:31,320 --> 00:01:32,530 You think this is a joke, bruh? 34 00:01:33,614 --> 00:01:35,574 You're talking about my lady. 35 00:01:35,658 --> 00:01:36,617 Hey, check this out, man. 36 00:01:36,700 --> 00:01:38,410 Don't come in my shop 37 00:01:38,494 --> 00:01:40,329 trying to tell me how to talk, okay? 38 00:01:40,412 --> 00:01:42,039 This ain't your cockpit. 39 00:01:42,623 --> 00:01:44,959 And before you catch a hot one, 40 00:01:45,042 --> 00:01:47,461 the exits are there, there, 41 00:01:48,045 --> 00:01:49,839 there, and right there. 42 00:01:51,090 --> 00:01:51,924 Excuse you? 43 00:01:53,509 --> 00:01:55,469 Oh, you know what? [chuckles nervously] 44 00:01:55,553 --> 00:01:58,472 I ain't got time for this. You just tell her I stopped by. 45 00:01:58,556 --> 00:01:59,849 [Bennie] Yeah. 46 00:02:02,184 --> 00:02:03,477 Oh, damn. 47 00:02:05,563 --> 00:02:07,523 Man, that was crazy, that dude walked… 48 00:02:07,606 --> 00:02:09,066 -Oh, oh! -[Bennie] Oh! 49 00:02:09,150 --> 00:02:10,985 -What the… -I dodged that bullet. 50 00:02:13,237 --> 00:02:14,864 You was there the whole time? 51 00:02:15,614 --> 00:02:18,200 As far as you know, I'm always here. 52 00:02:18,284 --> 00:02:21,203 I was just making sure your crooked ass put in new parts. 53 00:02:22,288 --> 00:02:24,456 Look, I am not trying to see Captain Cam, 54 00:02:24,540 --> 00:02:26,333 but with all that shit you was talkin', 55 00:02:26,417 --> 00:02:28,878 it would've been good to watch him kick your ass. 56 00:02:30,254 --> 00:02:33,174 Captain Crunch ain't gonna do shit to… 57 00:02:33,257 --> 00:02:35,509 Oh, here he come! He's coming right now! 58 00:02:35,593 --> 00:02:36,969 Run! He's coming! 59 00:02:37,052 --> 00:02:38,429 Oh, my God, he's back. 60 00:02:38,512 --> 00:02:41,182 [both laughing] 61 00:02:41,265 --> 00:02:43,642 Whoo! That's how you get rid of her. 62 00:02:44,435 --> 00:02:45,436 [vocalizing] 63 00:02:45,519 --> 00:02:47,188 ♪ Solid as a rock ♪ 64 00:02:47,271 --> 00:02:48,856 [vocalizing] 65 00:02:48,939 --> 00:02:51,817 ♪ Solid ♪ 66 00:02:53,944 --> 00:02:55,529 -Hi, sweetie. -What's up, baby? 67 00:02:56,405 --> 00:02:58,073 I was talking to Maya. 68 00:02:59,450 --> 00:03:02,369 -How was class, my love? -We practiced for our recital. 69 00:03:02,453 --> 00:03:03,871 I'm gonna be a daisy. 70 00:03:04,496 --> 00:03:05,414 [grunts] 71 00:03:06,457 --> 00:03:08,500 No, baby. You spin, then you jump. 72 00:03:08,584 --> 00:03:09,793 You're right, Daddy. 73 00:03:09,877 --> 00:03:11,462 I'm gonna go upstairs and practice. 74 00:03:11,545 --> 00:03:13,088 I'm so excited! 75 00:03:15,174 --> 00:03:16,717 She'll get it right tomorrow. 76 00:03:16,800 --> 00:03:18,093 I'll record the recital for you. 77 00:03:18,177 --> 00:03:20,179 No, I told Maya I was coming. 78 00:03:20,262 --> 00:03:22,681 [chuckles] You say that every year, 79 00:03:22,765 --> 00:03:24,183 and then you don't show up. 80 00:03:24,266 --> 00:03:27,436 And I am tired of putting a jacket on the back of a chair, 81 00:03:27,519 --> 00:03:29,146 pretending you're in the bathroom. 82 00:03:30,189 --> 00:03:32,816 Is that why the dance teacher thought I had the bubble guts? 83 00:03:34,652 --> 00:03:35,653 Can I have some coffee? 84 00:03:35,736 --> 00:03:37,071 [sighs] If you make it. 85 00:03:37,154 --> 00:03:38,197 Oh, yeah. 86 00:03:38,906 --> 00:03:39,823 Ooh-wee! 87 00:03:39,907 --> 00:03:42,076 That's a whole lot of wine for one lady. 88 00:03:42,785 --> 00:03:43,744 You lonely, huh? 89 00:03:45,079 --> 00:03:46,872 If you must know, 90 00:03:47,373 --> 00:03:49,166 I hosted my first book club. 91 00:03:49,750 --> 00:03:51,627 Hey, dump those grounds in the disposal. 92 00:03:51,710 --> 00:03:53,837 You know this ain't worked since Maya was born. 93 00:03:53,921 --> 00:03:56,465 [scoffs] I fixed it. 94 00:03:57,049 --> 00:03:58,050 Mmm-hmm. 95 00:03:58,133 --> 00:04:00,177 Oh, I've been fixing a lot of stuff around here. 96 00:04:00,261 --> 00:04:02,721 That's what's up, I'm just gonna go get me a good shirt. 97 00:04:03,305 --> 00:04:05,599 What you need that for, you got court? 98 00:04:05,683 --> 00:04:07,851 No, we got the big hospital party tonight. 99 00:04:08,852 --> 00:04:09,728 No, we don't. 100 00:04:09,812 --> 00:04:12,731 Oh, come on… No, they done cancelled it? 101 00:04:12,815 --> 00:04:14,566 No. I'm going. 102 00:04:15,276 --> 00:04:16,485 By myself. 103 00:04:17,444 --> 00:04:19,530 Oh, come on, you can't do this. 104 00:04:19,613 --> 00:04:20,948 That's our thing. 105 00:04:21,031 --> 00:04:22,908 We have such a good time. 106 00:04:22,992 --> 00:04:25,411 There's laughs, bacon-wrapped shrimp. 107 00:04:25,995 --> 00:04:27,621 More laughs, more shrimp. 108 00:04:28,539 --> 00:04:29,665 You need me. 109 00:04:30,791 --> 00:04:34,003 Actually, I do need you for one thing. 110 00:04:34,086 --> 00:04:36,964 Come on, let me break you off 15 minutes of something. 111 00:04:39,883 --> 00:04:41,927 No, no. I need help with the door. 112 00:04:42,011 --> 00:04:43,137 What's up with the door? 113 00:04:43,220 --> 00:04:45,597 -Something's wrong with the door? -It's on the other side. 114 00:04:45,681 --> 00:04:46,974 Who broke the door? 115 00:04:47,057 --> 00:04:48,392 -Yep, right there. -Where? 116 00:04:51,687 --> 00:04:52,813 Okay, I get it. 117 00:04:55,232 --> 00:04:57,693 So, Bennie really thought he was going with you tonight? 118 00:04:58,402 --> 00:05:01,405 I knew he was a dick, but I didn't know he had big balls. 119 00:05:03,115 --> 00:05:05,576 Yeah. I was shocked he even remembered. 120 00:05:05,659 --> 00:05:08,078 -It was kinda sweet. -Uh-uh, uh-uh. 121 00:05:08,162 --> 00:05:10,164 Don't crack. He ain't about you. 122 00:05:10,247 --> 00:05:11,957 He just wanted that free shrimp. 123 00:05:13,042 --> 00:05:14,835 [cell phone dings] This is your captain speaking. 124 00:05:15,794 --> 00:05:18,172 Okay, either talk to Captain Cam 125 00:05:18,255 --> 00:05:19,673 or change your ringtone. 126 00:05:19,757 --> 00:05:22,634 I get mad every time I hear that, I wanna take a trip. 127 00:05:24,094 --> 00:05:25,804 Ain't nobody thinking about him. 128 00:05:25,888 --> 00:05:27,639 Or Bennie. Tonight's about you. 129 00:05:27,723 --> 00:05:29,808 Yes, you are right. 130 00:05:29,892 --> 00:05:32,770 No Bennie, no kids, no GMAT, 131 00:05:32,853 --> 00:05:34,897 tonight is all about Regina. 132 00:05:35,731 --> 00:05:37,775 What? Damn, girl, this ain't Mahogany. 133 00:05:39,318 --> 00:05:41,862 Fine, if you don't wanna be out there drippin'. 134 00:05:42,488 --> 00:05:45,032 You take calcium supplements, don't say "drippin'." 135 00:05:46,158 --> 00:05:48,744 [cell phone dings] This is your captain speaking. 136 00:05:48,827 --> 00:05:52,289 Damn, girl. What you put on that boy, huh? 137 00:05:52,373 --> 00:05:55,417 That leg must be more flexible than you lettin' on. 138 00:05:56,502 --> 00:05:58,253 I do have a personality. 139 00:05:59,546 --> 00:06:01,256 But yeah, it moves. 140 00:06:02,466 --> 00:06:04,301 -This is your captain speaking. -[Regina] Ugh! 141 00:06:04,385 --> 00:06:07,471 [hesitating] Okay, listen now, you really need to talk to him. 142 00:06:07,554 --> 00:06:09,973 He left his family for you. 143 00:06:10,057 --> 00:06:11,892 I didn't ask him to do that. 144 00:06:11,975 --> 00:06:13,102 The needy bastard. 145 00:06:14,686 --> 00:06:16,563 Well, both y'all wrong, 146 00:06:16,647 --> 00:06:18,482 but you need to clean this shit up. 147 00:06:18,565 --> 00:06:20,984 Well, why me? He's the one being all messy. 148 00:06:21,068 --> 00:06:23,654 [sighs] Lucretia, he's not gonna let up 149 00:06:23,737 --> 00:06:25,948 until you tell him to his face. 150 00:06:26,031 --> 00:06:28,534 And you are way too old to be ghostin' folks. 151 00:06:30,035 --> 00:06:31,829 Well, he did leave his wife for me. 152 00:06:32,413 --> 00:06:33,580 You know she white. 153 00:06:34,081 --> 00:06:36,250 So I ain't got time to do all that retraining. 154 00:06:39,378 --> 00:06:42,381 All right, fine, I guess a drink with the man won't kill me. 155 00:06:44,007 --> 00:06:46,343 Mommy, look, my feet are getting better. 156 00:06:46,427 --> 00:06:48,595 But I still don't know where my arms go. 157 00:06:48,679 --> 00:06:51,306 Sweetheart, take that off, you don't want to get it sweaty. 158 00:06:51,390 --> 00:06:54,059 But Daddy said I should practice in my flower head. 159 00:06:54,643 --> 00:06:57,896 If her Daddy shows up to that recital, I'll eat that flower head. 160 00:06:59,314 --> 00:07:02,818 And after the recital, Daddy said we can get some ice cream! 161 00:07:02,901 --> 00:07:04,736 [Lucretia] Oh. 162 00:07:04,820 --> 00:07:07,281 Daddy's building himself quite a petard, huh? 163 00:07:08,615 --> 00:07:10,617 He better show up to that recital, 164 00:07:10,701 --> 00:07:13,579 'cause it's the daddy issues that drives the girls to the pole. 165 00:07:15,122 --> 00:07:17,916 "Fellas, get your dollars ready." 166 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:20,002 "Daisy to the stage." 167 00:07:20,085 --> 00:07:21,587 "Make it rain!" 168 00:07:25,966 --> 00:07:29,011 This is way better than a old stuffy-ass hospital party. 169 00:07:29,094 --> 00:07:30,012 -Yeah. -Mmm. 170 00:07:30,095 --> 00:07:33,223 Yeah, old dry-ass bacon-wrapped shrimp. 171 00:07:33,307 --> 00:07:35,476 Who ordered the shrimp bucket and a side of bacon? 172 00:07:35,559 --> 00:07:36,560 Right here. 173 00:07:37,060 --> 00:07:38,896 Oh, can I get another one of these? 174 00:07:38,979 --> 00:07:41,648 Oh, slow down, that's your fourth Shirley Temple. 175 00:07:41,732 --> 00:07:43,567 My body is my temple. 176 00:07:44,067 --> 00:07:45,319 Why you in my bidness? 177 00:07:47,029 --> 00:07:47,988 All right. 178 00:07:48,655 --> 00:07:52,618 You can't find your temple if you go blind from the sugar. Right, Bennie? 179 00:07:53,744 --> 00:07:56,497 -Bennie! -What? Shirley Temple got the sugar? 180 00:07:57,581 --> 00:07:59,374 Come on, are we doing this or what? 181 00:07:59,458 --> 00:08:01,502 You said this was gonna be a fun night out. 182 00:08:01,585 --> 00:08:04,338 Mmm-hmm. You thinkin' about Regina, too? 183 00:08:07,758 --> 00:08:09,134 No, man, I just can't hear. 184 00:08:09,218 --> 00:08:11,053 Has the music always been this loud? 185 00:08:11,136 --> 00:08:12,554 It's making my teeth rattle. 186 00:08:13,263 --> 00:08:15,015 Ain't this some shit. 187 00:08:15,098 --> 00:08:18,018 I got one brother that won't drink, and another missing his wife. 188 00:08:18,101 --> 00:08:20,771 Y'all know what this taste of freedom is costing me? 189 00:08:20,854 --> 00:08:22,814 It's like when they took Kunta's foot. 190 00:08:24,441 --> 00:08:26,360 Hey, man, we just winding down. 191 00:08:26,443 --> 00:08:28,779 What's it, like, 2:30? [chuckles] 192 00:08:29,696 --> 00:08:30,739 8:15? 193 00:08:32,449 --> 00:08:34,284 Well, I'm out. 194 00:08:34,785 --> 00:08:38,038 If I get home before 10:00, I may not have to tweeze her whiskers. 195 00:08:39,706 --> 00:08:41,041 I'm out, too, Duck. 196 00:08:41,124 --> 00:08:43,377 -We kicked it quick, but we kicked it. -[cell phone ringing] 197 00:08:43,460 --> 00:08:44,711 This one's on Lucretia. 198 00:08:46,380 --> 00:08:47,297 Gina! 199 00:08:47,381 --> 00:08:49,591 I know you want me at your party. 200 00:08:49,675 --> 00:08:51,301 Yeah. I can't come 201 00:08:51,385 --> 00:08:54,346 until you send me some pictures of them girls. 202 00:08:54,429 --> 00:08:56,765 I ain't talkin' about Aaliyah and Maya, either. 203 00:08:59,101 --> 00:09:02,938 I'm calling to make sure your ass is at Maya's recital tomorrow. 204 00:09:03,021 --> 00:09:05,774 Oh, I'mma be there. I told you I'mma be there. 205 00:09:05,857 --> 00:09:07,776 She's counting on you. 206 00:09:08,443 --> 00:09:10,654 And I only want God to make it rain on her. 207 00:09:12,364 --> 00:09:13,365 Wait a minute, hold up. 208 00:09:13,448 --> 00:09:14,783 Is that music? 209 00:09:14,866 --> 00:09:17,494 Oh, hell, no. Are you at a bar? 210 00:09:18,078 --> 00:09:20,080 Yeah, I know, it's too loud, right? 211 00:09:20,581 --> 00:09:23,125 [scoffs] Don't be out all night, actin' a fool. 212 00:09:23,709 --> 00:09:26,003 You can't kick me out the house and tell me what to do. 213 00:09:26,086 --> 00:09:28,338 Sure can. Be there tomorrow. 214 00:09:28,422 --> 00:09:30,674 Now take your ass home, but not my house. 215 00:09:32,593 --> 00:09:34,678 Yeah, she ain't seen actin' a fool. [chuckles] 216 00:09:35,345 --> 00:09:36,346 Let me get a double. 217 00:09:36,430 --> 00:09:38,390 Don't play me, play lotto. 218 00:09:43,979 --> 00:09:45,981 [piano music playing softly on speakers] 219 00:09:46,064 --> 00:09:47,608 Oh, hey, girl. 220 00:09:47,691 --> 00:09:49,860 Hey, Anna. Finally, you are here. 221 00:09:49,943 --> 00:09:52,529 Now I got somebody that I can talk about people with. 222 00:09:53,196 --> 00:09:55,532 Oh, I can't stay, I'm just here to grab some food. 223 00:09:55,616 --> 00:09:57,159 I'm working overtime. 224 00:09:57,242 --> 00:09:58,410 If I pick up more hours, 225 00:09:58,493 --> 00:10:00,746 I might be able to live paycheck to paycheck. 226 00:10:00,829 --> 00:10:01,788 Hmm. 227 00:10:01,872 --> 00:10:04,499 Just point me to the bacon-wrapped shrimp. Look… 228 00:10:05,459 --> 00:10:06,918 I put foil in the envelope. 229 00:10:07,794 --> 00:10:10,505 Oh, and I brought one for Bennie, too. [chuckles] 230 00:10:12,633 --> 00:10:13,759 Oh. 231 00:10:14,843 --> 00:10:15,844 Hi, Jan. 232 00:10:17,679 --> 00:10:18,513 It's Regina. 233 00:10:20,223 --> 00:10:21,058 From billing. 234 00:10:23,268 --> 00:10:24,269 I work with Sheila. 235 00:10:24,353 --> 00:10:25,771 Oh, Sheila. 236 00:10:26,938 --> 00:10:28,815 -She's a hoot. -Mmm. 237 00:10:28,899 --> 00:10:32,486 I wish she was here tonight, she'd really liven up this place. 238 00:10:34,029 --> 00:10:37,199 Oh, hey, Bobbie, Nan, my favorite couple. 239 00:10:37,282 --> 00:10:38,867 Hey, guys, do you know Jan? 240 00:10:39,993 --> 00:10:41,411 Yes. [chuckles] 241 00:10:41,495 --> 00:10:44,373 Bobbie's my ex-wife and Nan's the bitch she left me for. 242 00:10:46,875 --> 00:10:48,752 But thanks for flagging 'em down. 243 00:10:50,087 --> 00:10:51,254 Bobbie. 244 00:10:51,338 --> 00:10:52,339 Nan. 245 00:10:55,133 --> 00:10:56,510 Well, shit. 246 00:10:56,593 --> 00:10:58,553 Now how was I supposed to know that? 247 00:10:59,846 --> 00:11:01,431 Why would you still work here? 248 00:11:01,515 --> 00:11:03,725 We discussed it with your husband at our last party. 249 00:11:03,809 --> 00:11:05,894 He thought it'd be gangsta if we waited it out. 250 00:11:05,977 --> 00:11:07,646 [Bobbie and Nan chuckle] 251 00:11:07,729 --> 00:11:09,731 -Where is Bennie? He's so funny. -Yeah. 252 00:11:09,815 --> 00:11:11,692 Yeah, he is. He's not here. 253 00:11:12,943 --> 00:11:13,819 -Oh. -Oh. 254 00:11:15,779 --> 00:11:19,074 Oof, dancin' with them young girls, I ain't got the knees for that. 255 00:11:19,157 --> 00:11:21,201 I ain't no Megan Thee Stallion. 256 00:11:21,284 --> 00:11:23,995 I can't sweat anymore. My girl will smell the fun on me. 257 00:11:25,330 --> 00:11:28,083 Just leave her. Being alone is fun. 258 00:11:28,166 --> 00:11:31,128 [scoffs] I can't. I think she has a chip in me. 259 00:11:31,211 --> 00:11:32,129 Mmm-hmm. 260 00:11:33,004 --> 00:11:35,590 -Them some big-ass vodka shots. -Ooh, man. 261 00:11:35,674 --> 00:11:36,842 Actually, it's water. 262 00:11:36,925 --> 00:11:38,885 Y'all need to slow down. 263 00:11:38,969 --> 00:11:40,679 -Man, where the party at? -Yeah. 264 00:11:40,762 --> 00:11:43,098 Don't nobody want no whack-ass water. 265 00:11:43,181 --> 00:11:46,935 Why don't you wave the Bible over it and turn it to wine? Go ahead. [laughing] 266 00:11:47,644 --> 00:11:49,938 All right. Yeah, keep on laughing. 267 00:11:50,021 --> 00:11:53,525 Uh-huh. I'mma get outta here before I remember why I ended up in prison. 268 00:11:53,608 --> 00:11:54,484 Ooh! 269 00:11:54,568 --> 00:11:57,571 We don't know why your ass came out in the first place. [laughs] 270 00:11:57,654 --> 00:11:59,906 Because you needed a designated driver. 271 00:11:59,990 --> 00:12:02,033 Now you need a Uber. Bye. 272 00:12:02,117 --> 00:12:04,119 [chuckles] Hey, go ahead. 273 00:12:04,202 --> 00:12:06,371 We don't need you anyway, Duck. Bye! 274 00:12:07,456 --> 00:12:08,790 You got my Uber, right? 275 00:12:09,291 --> 00:12:11,293 Hell, no. More shots. 276 00:12:13,211 --> 00:12:16,131 -Yeah! [chuckles] -Mmm, mmm. 277 00:12:17,215 --> 00:12:19,968 Ooh! Oh! Cujo lives! 278 00:12:24,097 --> 00:12:27,976 I haven't seen alcohol go into an asshole since Freaknik '94. 279 00:12:30,228 --> 00:12:32,731 Regina got you 'round here spying on me or something? 280 00:12:32,814 --> 00:12:36,026 Regina ain't thinkin' about you. She's movin' on with her life. 281 00:12:36,610 --> 00:12:38,779 You know what? Let me give her a little push. 282 00:12:41,948 --> 00:12:43,283 Tell her to get this one. 283 00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:49,331 What are you doing sniffing around here? 284 00:12:49,414 --> 00:12:50,791 No one called in a bomb. 285 00:12:52,542 --> 00:12:54,252 I'm meeting Captain Cam. 286 00:12:54,336 --> 00:12:57,506 I wanted someplace loud in case he cries when I finally end it. 287 00:12:58,215 --> 00:13:00,008 Yeah. Well, why tell him it's over? 288 00:13:00,091 --> 00:13:02,552 I thought your species just ate the male. 289 00:13:03,845 --> 00:13:06,848 Be careful, Bennie. Alcohol affects your balance. 290 00:13:06,932 --> 00:13:08,767 Hey! What's wrong with you? 291 00:13:09,684 --> 00:13:11,770 Yeah, that one's just for me. 292 00:13:16,817 --> 00:13:18,068 Bennie's not here. 293 00:13:20,570 --> 00:13:21,947 I got your text. What's wrong? 294 00:13:22,030 --> 00:13:24,741 Hi. I'm fine. Why are you in your uniform? 295 00:13:24,825 --> 00:13:27,994 'Cause you texted, "Get here quick, it's an emergency." 296 00:13:28,078 --> 00:13:29,704 I didn't know it was a party. 297 00:13:30,372 --> 00:13:33,416 Well, duh, I ended the text with a party hat emoji. 298 00:13:34,209 --> 00:13:35,627 I don't trust your emojis. 299 00:13:35,710 --> 00:13:39,548 Remember you invited me to Easter dinner with a bunch of peaches and eggplants? 300 00:13:40,048 --> 00:13:45,053 So that you'd know that I had organic fresh fruits and vegetables. 301 00:13:46,763 --> 00:13:48,557 You should never go past the smiley faces. 302 00:13:49,766 --> 00:13:52,435 -Why am I here? -'Cause I needed somebody to talk to. 303 00:13:52,519 --> 00:13:54,563 You're at a party with your friends. 304 00:13:54,646 --> 00:13:57,899 [scoffs] These are not my friends, these are my coworkers. 305 00:13:57,983 --> 00:13:59,693 I'm with these clowns every day. 306 00:13:59,776 --> 00:14:01,403 Like, see this guy right here? 307 00:14:01,486 --> 00:14:03,905 His credit is terrible. 308 00:14:03,989 --> 00:14:06,157 He can't even afford the free clinic. 309 00:14:07,659 --> 00:14:10,203 Hey, Millie, lookin' good. 310 00:14:11,162 --> 00:14:12,372 Didn't she retire? 311 00:14:13,039 --> 00:14:15,041 I don't know these people. I'm out. 312 00:14:15,125 --> 00:14:16,877 Get your ass back here. 313 00:14:18,169 --> 00:14:20,380 Roll your eyes again and see what happens. 314 00:14:21,548 --> 00:14:23,675 Now, fine, we will talk about you. 315 00:14:23,758 --> 00:14:25,468 What's crackin' with my firstborn? 316 00:14:26,219 --> 00:14:28,930 Well, I mean, I'm just working, making deliveries. 317 00:14:29,014 --> 00:14:32,183 Okay, okay. That's what's up, that's what's up. 318 00:14:33,560 --> 00:14:34,686 Tell me about that. 319 00:14:35,562 --> 00:14:38,565 Um, last week I delivered some live chickens. 320 00:14:38,648 --> 00:14:41,067 Then I had a two-piece for lunch. [chuckles] 321 00:14:41,151 --> 00:14:42,110 Ain't that crazy? 322 00:14:42,193 --> 00:14:43,695 [both laughing] 323 00:14:44,446 --> 00:14:45,739 Oh, Lord. 324 00:14:45,822 --> 00:14:47,449 This is not a real laugh. 325 00:14:49,910 --> 00:14:51,661 Mmm-mmm. The bar's over there. 326 00:14:56,082 --> 00:14:59,336 Cam, you don't wanna marry me. You don't even know me. 327 00:15:00,128 --> 00:15:01,129 But I love you. 328 00:15:02,380 --> 00:15:03,673 What's my middle name? 329 00:15:04,382 --> 00:15:05,258 Precious? 330 00:15:07,677 --> 00:15:10,055 I didn't like it in bed, I don't like it now. 331 00:15:11,306 --> 00:15:13,725 Look, we had fun, but it's over. 332 00:15:13,808 --> 00:15:14,684 Accept that. 333 00:15:14,768 --> 00:15:16,061 No. 334 00:15:16,144 --> 00:15:17,896 I will never accept that. 335 00:15:18,855 --> 00:15:20,649 Let me break it down to you. 336 00:15:20,732 --> 00:15:23,777 You left a job, a wife and kids, 337 00:15:23,860 --> 00:15:26,071 for a woman that you don't really know. 338 00:15:26,696 --> 00:15:29,366 What makes you think I'd ever want to be with a man like you? 339 00:15:29,950 --> 00:15:30,951 'Cause you owe me. 340 00:15:32,619 --> 00:15:34,788 I don't owe you shit. 341 00:15:37,624 --> 00:15:39,793 Face it, it's over. 342 00:15:39,876 --> 00:15:42,379 This will be the last drink that you will ever buy me. 343 00:15:43,338 --> 00:15:45,215 Well, this next one will. 344 00:15:47,634 --> 00:15:48,718 You think this is a joke? 345 00:15:50,470 --> 00:15:52,055 I'm not gonna let you do this shit to me. 346 00:15:52,639 --> 00:15:53,848 -Tony. Tony! -Hmm? 347 00:15:53,932 --> 00:15:55,642 Tony, oh. You see this shit? 348 00:15:55,725 --> 00:15:57,644 You're lucky to even have me. 349 00:15:57,727 --> 00:16:00,313 Lucretia might be in over her horns. 350 00:16:01,898 --> 00:16:03,692 We might have to go and check this cat. 351 00:16:03,775 --> 00:16:06,027 All right, okay. [inhales] 352 00:16:06,111 --> 00:16:07,821 Oh, I gotta pee. 353 00:16:07,904 --> 00:16:09,698 I can't fight with a full bladder. 354 00:16:11,241 --> 00:16:12,450 You need to leave. 355 00:16:13,034 --> 00:16:14,995 Who the hell do you think you are? 356 00:16:15,787 --> 00:16:17,580 Bitch, I fly planes. 357 00:16:19,165 --> 00:16:20,792 What's up, Lucretia, you good? 358 00:16:20,875 --> 00:16:22,252 She's fine. 359 00:16:22,335 --> 00:16:24,170 Mind your business, Bennie. 360 00:16:24,254 --> 00:16:26,881 I know… I know you over here all in your feelings, 361 00:16:26,965 --> 00:16:28,091 but you got to break out. 362 00:16:28,174 --> 00:16:30,427 You can't tell me nothin'. 363 00:16:30,510 --> 00:16:32,637 We're not in your shop, I don't wanna hear… 364 00:16:34,931 --> 00:16:35,849 You know, we good. 365 00:16:35,932 --> 00:16:37,600 -Yeah. -[Cam] Mmm-hmm. 366 00:16:38,685 --> 00:16:39,561 You know what? 367 00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:41,354 Forget you, Cretia. 368 00:16:42,772 --> 00:16:45,900 You know, my wife told me you would do just like this. 369 00:16:49,988 --> 00:16:51,781 I can't believe he was so shook over me. 370 00:16:51,865 --> 00:16:54,701 Yeah. I can't believe you didn't turn him into stone. 371 00:16:58,413 --> 00:17:00,373 Shut up and buy me a drink, jackass. 372 00:17:00,457 --> 00:17:01,833 [grumbling] 373 00:17:03,793 --> 00:17:05,879 How long this big-ass wall been here? 374 00:17:11,384 --> 00:17:13,261 Oh, the fire extinguisher. 375 00:17:14,387 --> 00:17:15,680 -You got it. -Mmm. 376 00:17:15,764 --> 00:17:17,182 Okay, my turn. 377 00:17:17,265 --> 00:17:19,768 -I spy with my little eye, some-- -No. Mmm-mmm. 378 00:17:19,851 --> 00:17:22,812 I'm done. We can just go home. 379 00:17:22,896 --> 00:17:25,356 [sighs] I usually have fun here. 380 00:17:25,440 --> 00:17:27,108 I don't know what it is. 381 00:17:27,192 --> 00:17:30,070 Hmm, I do. It's okay to miss him. 382 00:17:30,737 --> 00:17:31,613 Shut up. 383 00:17:34,657 --> 00:17:37,869 We had some rough times. 384 00:17:39,704 --> 00:17:42,665 We had a lot of fun over 30 years. 385 00:17:43,500 --> 00:17:45,460 It's hard to just let that go. 386 00:17:46,044 --> 00:17:47,420 -Not for me. -Hey. 387 00:17:48,505 --> 00:17:49,589 He's still your dad. 388 00:17:53,718 --> 00:17:56,846 What I need to figure out is… 389 00:17:57,806 --> 00:17:59,724 what I want moving forward. 390 00:18:00,475 --> 00:18:03,603 -Well, I'm here for you. -Mmm. [chuckles] 391 00:18:06,648 --> 00:18:07,482 Thank you. 392 00:18:14,989 --> 00:18:17,408 You know you're allergic to crab, right? 393 00:18:18,576 --> 00:18:20,036 Right. [clears throat] 394 00:18:22,205 --> 00:18:24,833 Is there something you wanna talk about? 395 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:30,463 Like how you almost killed yourself over some hazel eyes? 396 00:18:31,297 --> 00:18:33,258 [sighing] 397 00:18:35,135 --> 00:18:36,052 Sweet pea, 398 00:18:36,886 --> 00:18:39,347 you can tell me anything. You know that. 399 00:18:41,516 --> 00:18:42,392 Okay. 400 00:18:44,352 --> 00:18:46,479 Mom, I'm-- 401 00:18:46,563 --> 00:18:48,982 Gay. I know. 402 00:18:52,527 --> 00:18:54,028 And it's fine. 403 00:18:55,530 --> 00:18:57,574 I love you no matter what. 404 00:18:59,993 --> 00:19:01,995 [breathes deeply] 405 00:19:02,745 --> 00:19:04,289 Doesn't it feel better, hmm? 406 00:19:04,372 --> 00:19:06,499 Now that you told me? [chuckles] 407 00:19:06,583 --> 00:19:09,043 Well, I didn't actually say it yet, but… 408 00:19:09,544 --> 00:19:12,088 You're right! Oh. You're right. 409 00:19:12,172 --> 00:19:14,883 My bad. Okay. 410 00:19:16,676 --> 00:19:17,552 Go ahead. 411 00:19:20,263 --> 00:19:21,139 Mom… 412 00:19:22,473 --> 00:19:23,349 I'm gay. 413 00:19:25,059 --> 00:19:26,019 I know. 414 00:19:26,728 --> 00:19:27,937 I told you. 415 00:19:28,605 --> 00:19:30,106 -That's messed up. -[laughing] 416 00:19:30,190 --> 00:19:31,983 That's kinda funny, though. 417 00:19:33,902 --> 00:19:36,613 I am so proud of you. 418 00:19:39,532 --> 00:19:41,367 So, when are you gonna tell your father? 419 00:19:41,451 --> 00:19:43,286 Mom, hold up. 420 00:19:43,369 --> 00:19:45,246 I just told you five seconds ago. 421 00:19:45,330 --> 00:19:46,706 -And I like you. -Mmm. 422 00:19:49,792 --> 00:19:51,586 [cell phone alarm beeping] 423 00:19:52,962 --> 00:19:54,130 Why am I beeping? 424 00:19:55,715 --> 00:19:57,175 Maya's recital. 425 00:19:57,258 --> 00:19:59,093 Damn, I can't get out my own way. 426 00:20:00,553 --> 00:20:01,596 Oh, what the hell? 427 00:20:04,349 --> 00:20:05,642 -Oh, no. -Oh, no. 428 00:20:05,725 --> 00:20:07,644 -No, no, no. -No, this didn't happen. 429 00:20:07,727 --> 00:20:09,520 -Are we dead? We better be dead. -[machine whirring] 430 00:20:09,604 --> 00:20:12,815 This better be the UberPool to heaven and we gotta drop you off first. 431 00:20:17,528 --> 00:20:18,947 What did you do to me? 432 00:20:19,030 --> 00:20:21,157 Is this how you get back at my sister? 433 00:20:21,241 --> 00:20:24,494 I didn't do shit to you, I'm checking for bite marks now. 434 00:20:25,078 --> 00:20:26,287 Let's retrace the night. 435 00:20:26,371 --> 00:20:29,624 Okay, there was shots, then more shots, 436 00:20:29,707 --> 00:20:31,584 [scoffs] then I'm out after that. 437 00:20:31,668 --> 00:20:33,211 Shit, where's my cane? 438 00:20:33,294 --> 00:20:35,088 Shit, where's my socks? 439 00:20:36,422 --> 00:20:38,049 All right, be honest. 440 00:20:38,883 --> 00:20:41,427 -Did you take advantage of me? -Oh, please. 441 00:20:41,511 --> 00:20:43,972 If I did, I would've already killed myself. 442 00:20:44,055 --> 00:20:46,516 Oh, and it would've been a murder-suicide. 443 00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:49,602 Just in case, I'mma lick some old batteries 444 00:20:49,686 --> 00:20:51,062 and try to kill my tongue. 445 00:20:53,439 --> 00:20:55,608 Relax. We'll check the cameras. 446 00:20:56,192 --> 00:20:57,068 Cameras? 447 00:20:57,986 --> 00:20:59,320 We filmed this shit? 448 00:21:01,030 --> 00:21:01,906 It's on tape? 449 00:21:02,573 --> 00:21:03,950 The security cameras. 450 00:21:04,033 --> 00:21:05,910 I got 'em all over this place. 451 00:21:05,994 --> 00:21:09,289 You don't think it's weird that plant nobody waters never dies? 452 00:21:10,123 --> 00:21:12,375 They're hooked up to my phone, 453 00:21:12,458 --> 00:21:15,378 so we'll just scroll back the last couple of hours. 454 00:21:16,462 --> 00:21:18,381 What if there's something we don't wanna see? 455 00:21:19,090 --> 00:21:20,216 Look, I gotta know 456 00:21:20,300 --> 00:21:22,927 or I'll never be able to look at myself or my sister again. 457 00:21:23,011 --> 00:21:24,554 So, here we go. 458 00:21:29,142 --> 00:21:30,685 Did you steal that from the bar? 459 00:21:30,768 --> 00:21:32,645 The bottle still has the spout on it. 460 00:21:33,271 --> 00:21:35,231 Nobody give a shit about that spout. 461 00:21:35,315 --> 00:21:37,608 I need to know if we was naked. Fast forward. 462 00:21:44,574 --> 00:21:47,410 You know, for an asshole, you're an above-average dancer. 463 00:21:52,623 --> 00:21:54,083 Well, there go the cane. 464 00:21:58,963 --> 00:22:00,256 Keep going, keep going. 465 00:22:02,467 --> 00:22:04,510 Oh, Lord, this is where it happened. 466 00:22:04,594 --> 00:22:06,220 You got your claws in me. 467 00:22:06,304 --> 00:22:08,598 [shushing] Quiet, fool, so we can hear. 468 00:22:08,681 --> 00:22:10,808 I just love her so much. 469 00:22:12,852 --> 00:22:14,645 Stop slobbering. 470 00:22:14,729 --> 00:22:17,482 She's gonna take you back. Someday. 471 00:22:18,066 --> 00:22:19,650 You know, you're like herpes. 472 00:22:20,401 --> 00:22:22,403 You never really go away. 473 00:22:25,490 --> 00:22:26,616 Yeah. 474 00:22:27,742 --> 00:22:29,994 You know what? You just tryin' to be nice. 475 00:22:30,912 --> 00:22:33,164 [clicks tongue] You're not so bad. 476 00:22:33,247 --> 00:22:34,582 I mean, uh… 477 00:22:34,665 --> 00:22:38,378 I saw how you stood up to Cam for me. 478 00:22:39,128 --> 00:22:42,382 Although, I could've handled his bitch ass. 479 00:22:42,465 --> 00:22:44,050 All that pretty hair. 480 00:22:45,426 --> 00:22:47,470 Yeah. You're pretty tough. 481 00:22:48,638 --> 00:22:49,639 You know what? 482 00:22:49,722 --> 00:22:52,642 -I always have liked you, Lucretia. -[chuckles] 483 00:22:55,269 --> 00:22:57,230 Oh, shit, you're leanin' in. 484 00:22:58,606 --> 00:22:59,816 There's a eyelash. 485 00:23:01,401 --> 00:23:03,694 Oh! Make a wish. 486 00:23:04,987 --> 00:23:07,031 I wish Regina'd take me back. 487 00:23:11,494 --> 00:23:13,162 Okay, okay, stop right there. 488 00:23:13,246 --> 00:23:14,497 There's my socks. 489 00:23:17,375 --> 00:23:20,169 [imitating Bennie] Regina, baby, I'm sorry. 490 00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:23,548 [imitating Regina] Sorry's not gonna pay for my grad school. 491 00:23:25,550 --> 00:23:28,136 Oh, shit, now I gotta burn my hands. 492 00:23:30,972 --> 00:23:32,432 Did you call this Uber? 493 00:23:33,766 --> 00:23:35,101 I thought you did. 494 00:23:37,103 --> 00:23:38,688 I'm gonna take a nap. 495 00:23:38,771 --> 00:23:40,565 I don't feel so good. 496 00:23:41,816 --> 00:23:43,651 Well, if you gonna be sick, 497 00:23:43,734 --> 00:23:45,361 let me raise your head. 498 00:23:48,197 --> 00:23:50,533 Damn, I wish I would've peed first. 499 00:23:51,617 --> 00:23:54,120 Okay, we're sleepin'. 500 00:23:54,745 --> 00:23:56,289 You're peein' out the window. 501 00:23:57,373 --> 00:23:59,584 Okay, so that car wasn't leaking antifreeze. 502 00:24:01,043 --> 00:24:03,045 -We're still sleepin'. -Mmm. 503 00:24:03,129 --> 00:24:04,422 We're wakin' up. 504 00:24:04,505 --> 00:24:06,340 Nothing happened, thank you, Jesus! 505 00:24:06,424 --> 00:24:08,009 [both cheering] 506 00:24:08,092 --> 00:24:10,803 Man. So we still gonna have to take this to our graves. 507 00:24:10,887 --> 00:24:12,555 Take what to our graves? 508 00:24:13,139 --> 00:24:14,724 The video footage we was watchin'. 509 00:24:15,475 --> 00:24:16,934 What video footage? 510 00:24:17,518 --> 00:24:18,644 From last night. 511 00:24:20,146 --> 00:24:22,148 She did not marry you for brains, huh? 512 00:24:27,028 --> 00:24:29,030 [soft music playing on speakers] 513 00:24:32,158 --> 00:24:34,160 [crowd applauding] 514 00:24:37,705 --> 00:24:38,956 Has Maya been on? 515 00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:40,666 No, she's next. 516 00:24:40,750 --> 00:24:43,503 Whoa, did Cam push you out of his plane? 517 00:24:43,586 --> 00:24:44,670 Mmm. 518 00:24:46,589 --> 00:24:49,717 And why you smell like a drunk bottle of Chanel? 519 00:24:50,301 --> 00:24:52,512 Would you just watch your kid dance, narc? 520 00:24:54,055 --> 00:24:56,265 -Whose jacket am I sitting on? -[scoffs] 521 00:24:56,349 --> 00:24:58,768 Bennie didn't show up. He went out last night. 522 00:24:58,851 --> 00:24:59,977 Same old Bennie. 523 00:25:00,061 --> 00:25:01,562 There's still time, ease up. 524 00:25:01,646 --> 00:25:05,191 [gasps] Guess what. Bernard came out to me. 525 00:25:05,274 --> 00:25:08,486 Oh, thank God. It was hard keeping that ten-year secret. 526 00:25:09,153 --> 00:25:11,239 -Ten… You knew? -Shh. Here come the daisy. 527 00:25:11,322 --> 00:25:13,783 [soft music playing on speakers] 528 00:25:41,686 --> 00:25:43,688 Come on, baby, keep going. You can do it. 529 00:25:45,565 --> 00:25:47,358 You got this, baby girl! 530 00:25:47,441 --> 00:25:48,317 She can do this. 531 00:25:49,068 --> 00:25:51,362 She got it, she's good. I've seen this. 532 00:25:51,445 --> 00:25:52,321 I've seen it. 533 00:25:53,197 --> 00:25:54,657 He did make it. 534 00:25:55,157 --> 00:25:58,452 Maybe if you believed in him more, he wouldn't have to act up. 535 00:26:00,079 --> 00:26:01,747 I'm sorry. I'm still tipsy. 536 00:26:04,458 --> 00:26:05,585 Hold my Pedialyte. 537 00:26:10,756 --> 00:26:12,466 I don't think you can be here, Daddy, 538 00:26:12,550 --> 00:26:14,051 and I think I should go, too. 539 00:26:14,135 --> 00:26:15,636 You got this, baby girl. 540 00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:17,513 You got this. You know this. 541 00:26:17,597 --> 00:26:20,391 Remember, you bend because the flower wants some water, 542 00:26:20,474 --> 00:26:22,935 and you jump because it wants some sun. 543 00:26:23,019 --> 00:26:26,230 Daddy, you forgot to spin because the flower's happy. 544 00:26:26,314 --> 00:26:28,441 You sure I'm not spinnin' right now? 545 00:26:39,201 --> 00:26:40,494 Look at him. 546 00:26:40,995 --> 00:26:43,247 Thirty years and he still surprises me. 547 00:26:43,331 --> 00:26:45,333 [chuckling]