1
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Hey.

2
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So, do you think this outfit
will get me this Chief Administrator job?

3
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Are you meeting with a man or a woman?

4
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A man.

5
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[grunts]

6
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Now you'll get it.

7
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Damn. I never thought
I'd get Me Too'd by my own sister.

8
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[chuckles]

9
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Okay. Don't be mad
when some big-titted bitch

10
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is walking around with your job.

11
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[laughing]

12
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Stop trying to body shame me.

13
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Shoot. It ain't my fault
you shaped like Daddy.

14
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All right, it's your dream,

15
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I'm just trying to
get you to the mountaintop.

16
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[scoffs] Well, I don't need
all that, all right?

17
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I have 20 years' experience.

18
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This job is in the bag.

19
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And when I get it,
I'mma march right into my boss' office

20
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and quit right in her face.

21
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Bump that.
You should take a dump on her desk.

22
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She'll get the message.

23
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What kind of psycho does that?

24
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Nobody I know.

25
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Now see,
I was thinking I would show up late.

26
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Maybe wear jeans.

27
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We quit different.

28
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Whatever. Do you.

29
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Point is, you're moving on,
moving up. No more roadblocks.

30
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Hey. Now that I got my coffee,

31
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you want to throw in
a little quickie before work?

32
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Mmm.

33
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I forgot about that dead end.

34
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No, baby, I can't.
I have my interview at St. Vincent's.

35
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Yeah, baby, that's today?
Ooh, go ahead on, Mrs. Upshaw.

36
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Baby, you gon' get that job.

37
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Ooh. Mmm.

38
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I know that's right.

39
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It ain't nothing more sexy
than a woman gettin' a big-ass paycheck.

40
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[chuckles]

41
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Oh, pump me up, Daddy.
Pump me up! [laughing]

42
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Ooh, I hate when you like him.

43
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Quit hatin', Can't Run-DMC.

44
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[Regina] All right. [clears throat]

45
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Hey, what happened to
supporting me, okay? Focus up, people.

46
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-Focus up.
-I'mma do a little bit more supportin',

47
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when I pick up
that bottle of Cook's champagne.

48
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Ooh.

49
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Yeah, nothing says
"I love you" like gas-station bubbly.

50
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We can't toast tonight, okay?

51
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You've got poker and I've got trivia.

52
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And I have your kids.

53
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Tonight we gonna go on Facebook

54
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and I'm gonna show them
the kinda life they could've had

55
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if their mama had married Dante.

56
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He's a doctor now.

57
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He met Obama.

58
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Why don't you take the kids
down to the animal shelter

59
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and show them the life you coulda had
if you hadn't chewed through that cage?

60
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-Come on, I'm ready for you.
-Come on!

61
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All right, no, no, no.

62
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All right, all right, all right!

63
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That's enough now.

64
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Now, Lucretia…

65
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you deserved that one. [chuckles softly]

66
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And, husband, you stay in the light.

67
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I'll see you tonight after trivia.

68
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All right,
enjoy your nerd night, all right?

69
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I told you not to call it that.

70
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[hesitating] You is right.

71
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I mean, it's a bunch of smart people
takin' tests for fun.

72
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Ain't nothing nerdy about that.

73
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Sis, back me up.

74
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I tell people you're at AA.

75
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[vocalizing]

76
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♪ Solid as a rock ♪

77
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[vocalizing]

78
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♪ Solid ♪

79
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I know it sounds like a cliché,

80
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but I truly am committed
to maximizing efficiencies in health care

81
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without compromising patient care.

82
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And I make cupcakes for birthdays.

83
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Regina Upshaw, you are a find.

84
00:04:07,393 --> 00:04:09,853
Hearing your passion
for the work is wonderful.

85
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-I'd love to hire you, but--
-Ah, thank you.

86
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Thank you, thank you!

87
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Uh, you didn't let me finish, uh…

88
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-Sadly--
-No, no, don't say "sadly."

89
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-Unfortunately--
-Oh, that's a bougie "sadly."

90
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Without an MBA, we can only hire you
at the position you currently hold.

91
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A master's degree
is really that important?

92
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People don't go to grad school
because they enjoy student loans.

93
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So my 20 years' experience

94
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means nothing compared to an MBA?

95
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Basically. Look,

96
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what I can do is offer you
your current position at this salary.

97
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I make more than that
in the position I currently hold.

98
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Then what are you doin' here?

99
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Tryin' to better myself, asshole.

100
00:05:01,280 --> 00:05:03,532
So on your résumé
where it says "good under pressure"?

101
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You're not dangling
out that window, are you?

102
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Hey, yo, Bennie.
I got your champagne for Regina.

103
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Damn, Duck, that ain't Cook's.

104
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I ain't trying to spend
all of Regina's new-job money.

105
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She's a good woman, man.
She deserves… better.

106
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I got her a card, too.

107
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I left a little room
on the bottom for you.

108
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You're welcome.

109
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Yeah.

110
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Uh, hey, Bennie, what's tonight's buy-in?

111
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Tony, you ask me that shit every week.

112
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I told you it's $20 cash,
and I ain't taking no scratch-offs.

113
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Well, okay. [snorts]

114
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Hey, baby. Yeah, um…

115
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[hesitating] He said it's, um, $20,
so can I play?

116
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Okay, thank you. Hey, baby, I lo… Oh, she…

117
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Okay.

118
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[scoffs] Yeah, hah! That's right.
That's all your asses tonight.

119
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Shit, I'm the man!

120
00:06:06,970 --> 00:06:07,930
[sighs]

121
00:06:08,764 --> 00:06:12,434
Here. You still ordering shit?
I thought you said you was done.

122
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I said that?

123
00:06:14,436 --> 00:06:16,688
Yeah, I be saying stuff, yeah.

124
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Besides, poker game's tonight.
Bring the cash and you good.

125
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Can't. Wouldn't,
but also can't. I got a date.

126
00:06:24,696 --> 00:06:27,157
A date? Boy, what's her Instagram?

127
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Pull her up, lemme see
what a young player's working with.

128
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What's her name?

129
00:06:31,036 --> 00:06:33,288
Old people shouldn't be on social media.

130
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No, a grown man shouldn't be
wearing booty shorts to work…

131
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but you walking around
dressed like a half-wrapped Tootsie Roll.

132
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Let me see the girl.
How long you been seeing her?

133
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Are you trying to
tiptoe into a father moment?

134
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No. You know,
your mama's worried about you.

135
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She don't want you running through women.

136
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Oh, she don't want me
to turn out like you, huh?

137
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Yeah, basically.

138
00:07:02,317 --> 00:07:05,571
Inspection time! Hands up, receipts out.

139
00:07:07,156 --> 00:07:08,740
Why you act like we criminals?

140
00:07:08,824 --> 00:07:10,117
Who's actin'?

141
00:07:11,368 --> 00:07:13,787
That's why I don't fool with family.
Cold. I don't know.

142
00:07:13,871 --> 00:07:15,622
Auntie, we got a tenant situation.

143
00:07:15,706 --> 00:07:17,833
-Did Miss Adelman finally die?
-[scoffs] Nope.

144
00:07:17,916 --> 00:07:20,252
She's still
hanging on to that rent control.

145
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Well, you're
my building manager, so fix it.

146
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Come on, Bennie, hurry up. I gotta go.

147
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It's the guy from 3B, Ernest.

148
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Still? I thought you were handling him.

149
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I keep putting
eviction notices on his door,

150
00:07:32,264 --> 00:07:34,391
he turns around, puts 'em back on mine.

151
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It's embarrassing
when I'm trying to bring a date home.

152
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Aww, boo-hoo, nephew.

153
00:07:41,523 --> 00:07:43,567
But look, I'm just hearing problems.

154
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We gotta get a real estate lawyer
and take him to court.

155
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Not with my money.

156
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-[sighs] I'll get him out.
-How?

157
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The less you know, the better.

158
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But look, watch the girls for me tonight.

159
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For some reason, after a teen pregnancy,

160
00:07:59,208 --> 00:08:00,417
a second mortgage,

161
00:08:00,501 --> 00:08:02,961
a break baby, and a third mortgage,

162
00:08:03,045 --> 00:08:05,547
your parents still feel
they deserve a night out.

163
00:08:07,132 --> 00:08:09,510
Anything you need, Auntie.
I'll cancel my plans.

164
00:08:11,011 --> 00:08:13,722
Hey, man, what about the date?
You can't cancel for me?

165
00:08:13,805 --> 00:08:14,890
No.

166
00:08:16,892 --> 00:08:17,935
See, I blame you.

167
00:08:18,519 --> 00:08:20,229
Yeah, I blame you.

168
00:08:20,312 --> 00:08:22,231
You raised him to turn on me.

169
00:08:22,314 --> 00:08:24,733
I raised him to kill you in your sleep.

170
00:08:25,817 --> 00:08:27,319
And I'm still waitin'.

171
00:08:35,160 --> 00:08:36,203
-Damn it!
-[chuckles]

172
00:08:36,286 --> 00:08:38,121
That is my third tequila shot

173
00:08:38,205 --> 00:08:40,374
and I'm still
thinking about that damn job.

174
00:08:40,457 --> 00:08:42,876
Three? Those limes are slowing you down.

175
00:08:45,712 --> 00:08:46,838
Uh-uh, all right?

176
00:08:46,922 --> 00:08:49,383
You save
some brain cells for trivia, please.

177
00:08:49,466 --> 00:08:51,468
I don't wanna be a loser here, too.

178
00:08:51,552 --> 00:08:53,804
[scoffs] I'm a nurse,
I know how much I can handle.

179
00:08:53,887 --> 00:08:56,098
The more you whine,
the more I have to drink.

180
00:08:56,181 --> 00:08:58,433
Oh, wine. Should I switch to wine?

181
00:08:58,517 --> 00:08:59,935
[chuckles]

182
00:09:00,018 --> 00:09:02,813
No, you're right. You're right.
Okay, I will let it go.

183
00:09:03,647 --> 00:09:05,274
It's just so unfair.

184
00:09:06,066 --> 00:09:09,778
Oh, that Chief Administrator job
was supposed to be mine.

185
00:09:09,861 --> 00:09:12,823
Now I'm stuck
at Mercy General with dumb Sheila.

186
00:09:12,906 --> 00:09:16,451
If the only thing that's holding you back
is an MBA, go get one. [chuckles]

187
00:09:17,244 --> 00:09:18,579
Tuck in your privilege.

188
00:09:19,454 --> 00:09:22,332
That's that white girl
cat calendar shit talking.

189
00:09:22,416 --> 00:09:24,167
"Believe it, achieve it!"

190
00:09:24,251 --> 00:09:25,919
"No day like today!"

191
00:09:26,003 --> 00:09:27,337
You got me that calendar.

192
00:09:29,423 --> 00:09:32,718
You know,
if dumb Sheila can do it, so can I.

193
00:09:32,801 --> 00:09:34,928
You are way better than dumb Sheila.

194
00:09:35,012 --> 00:09:36,388
Oh, uh-uh. See, wait a minute.

195
00:09:36,471 --> 00:09:38,515
You probably
shouldn't call her dumb Sheila.

196
00:09:38,599 --> 00:09:40,058
It sounds racist when you say it.

197
00:09:43,228 --> 00:09:45,397
Okay, let's try this again.

198
00:09:45,480 --> 00:09:48,317
Kelvin Upshaw, are you
related to that Aaliyah girl?

199
00:09:48,400 --> 00:09:49,860
No, I am not.

200
00:09:49,943 --> 00:09:52,070
But you look a lot
like her dead boyfriend.

201
00:09:52,154 --> 00:09:54,281
Not all Black people look alike.

202
00:09:55,282 --> 00:09:56,783
Good, good.

203
00:09:56,867 --> 00:09:59,202
Look, this is a two-way street.

204
00:09:59,286 --> 00:10:01,038
I'll pretend not to know you,

205
00:10:01,121 --> 00:10:03,206
but you gotta put me on with the hotties.

206
00:10:04,750 --> 00:10:06,627
I can point you to their lunch table.

207
00:10:08,420 --> 00:10:09,504
I thought you were popular.

208
00:10:09,588 --> 00:10:11,590
It's a process. I'm coming up.

209
00:10:13,216 --> 00:10:14,885
Kelvin, you staying for dinner?

210
00:10:15,510 --> 00:10:16,428
That depends.

211
00:10:16,511 --> 00:10:18,263
You makin' them fake greens again?

212
00:10:18,347 --> 00:10:20,349
If you mean kale, I sure am.

213
00:10:20,432 --> 00:10:23,060
Well, if you mean kale,
I'm sure not. Peace.

214
00:10:24,144 --> 00:10:27,230
Make sure you practice
your lines, 'cause we gotta sell it.

215
00:10:30,108 --> 00:10:31,735
Did Kelvin just leave?

216
00:10:31,818 --> 00:10:34,279
I needed help with my family tree project.

217
00:10:34,363 --> 00:10:35,405
I'll help you.

218
00:10:35,489 --> 00:10:38,825
I needed to ask Kelvin
how he fits into the family.

219
00:10:40,243 --> 00:10:41,244
Bernard will help you.

220
00:10:43,372 --> 00:10:44,331
[chuckles nervously]

221
00:10:44,414 --> 00:10:47,125
What do you mean,
"How he fits into the family"?

222
00:10:47,209 --> 00:10:49,378
Well, I thought he was like a cousin,

223
00:10:49,461 --> 00:10:52,005
but then Aaliyah said
that he was her boyfriend,

224
00:10:52,089 --> 00:10:53,840
but then he wasn't her boyfriend.

225
00:10:54,383 --> 00:10:55,550
Now I'm confused.

226
00:10:56,551 --> 00:10:58,637
Nobody explained this mess to her?

227
00:11:00,013 --> 00:11:02,599
What you looking
at me for? I'm not the adult.

228
00:11:03,767 --> 00:11:06,645
Uh, well, Maya, you see, um…
[clears throat]

229
00:11:07,437 --> 00:11:08,814
before you were born…

230
00:11:10,565 --> 00:11:11,566
Aaliyah?

231
00:11:13,276 --> 00:11:14,611
Seriously?

232
00:11:14,695 --> 00:11:17,030
How do you pick up packages with no spine?

233
00:11:22,327 --> 00:11:25,747
Ernest! Open up. It's Ms. Turner,
the woman you owe rent to.

234
00:11:27,290 --> 00:11:31,294
I know you not in there playin' Tony Hawk
scratchin' up my living room floors.

235
00:11:32,045 --> 00:11:33,964
Technically, Tony Hawk's a skateboarder.

236
00:11:35,173 --> 00:11:37,926
Look, you've been
ignoring eviction notices,

237
00:11:38,009 --> 00:11:40,387
so I'm gonna need you
to pack up your stuff

238
00:11:40,470 --> 00:11:43,390
and see your way
to the nearest skate park, Shaun White.

239
00:11:43,473 --> 00:11:44,599
Snowboarder.

240
00:11:45,976 --> 00:11:48,729
-Just get the hell out, fool.
-Squatter's rights.

241
00:11:48,812 --> 00:11:50,605
You never
presented me with a written lease,

242
00:11:50,689 --> 00:11:52,941
so according to Article 31
of Indiana state code,

243
00:11:53,024 --> 00:11:54,192
get outta my face.

244
00:11:55,402 --> 00:11:58,864
Well, I'd like to
present to you article one and two.

245
00:11:58,947 --> 00:12:01,199
Ah, the threats begin.

246
00:12:01,283 --> 00:12:03,618
I'll just be filmin'
the remainder of this interaction

247
00:12:03,702 --> 00:12:05,579
in case I ever have to show it to a jury.

248
00:12:05,662 --> 00:12:06,788
What do you have to say to that?

249
00:12:06,872 --> 00:12:09,332
I wonder if that phone
will fit down your throat.

250
00:12:10,584 --> 00:12:13,044
Not a threat, it's for science.

251
00:12:17,174 --> 00:12:21,261
Ah! Sixes over nines, thank you very much.

252
00:12:21,344 --> 00:12:22,596
Hell no.

253
00:12:22,679 --> 00:12:25,599
-Come on, he's cheatin', man.
-Yeah.

254
00:12:25,682 --> 00:12:26,516
Oh, man.

255
00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:29,352
You one of
the most blessed convicts I ever seen.

256
00:12:29,936 --> 00:12:33,523
Yeah. The Lord
is my shepherd, he shall not want

257
00:12:33,607 --> 00:12:35,901
-me to lose a hand. Put up!
-[grunts]

258
00:12:35,984 --> 00:12:37,110
[laughing]

259
00:12:37,194 --> 00:12:39,821
Duck, drop what you're doing,
I need you right now.

260
00:12:39,905 --> 00:12:41,656
Duck, don't do it.

261
00:12:41,740 --> 00:12:44,785
With that kinda money right there,
you can get a woman with less mileage.

262
00:12:44,868 --> 00:12:46,620
[laughing]

263
00:12:50,999 --> 00:12:52,876
-Bennie's got a pair of twos.
-What the…

264
00:12:55,045 --> 00:12:58,131
I have a tenant who's having trouble
paying rent. I need your help.

265
00:12:58,215 --> 00:12:59,549
To do what? Thugging?

266
00:12:59,633 --> 00:13:01,885
I already told you, I'm a man of God now.

267
00:13:01,968 --> 00:13:03,470
Uh, bring God.

268
00:13:04,596 --> 00:13:06,723
I have something
totally different in mind.

269
00:13:06,807 --> 00:13:08,183
All right, give me a second.

270
00:13:08,266 --> 00:13:10,268
You bring the Son and the Holy Ghost.

271
00:13:13,271 --> 00:13:14,648
Won't He do it? Uh-oh.

272
00:13:14,731 --> 00:13:16,566
[laughs]

273
00:13:16,650 --> 00:13:18,276
Shit, could He do it for me?

274
00:13:21,780 --> 00:13:25,617
Now that the Right Reverend is gone,
I might have a shot. Lemme deal.

275
00:13:25,700 --> 00:13:29,996
Uh, you know what?
Mom's been down for two hours now.

276
00:13:30,080 --> 00:13:31,873
I should probably go turn her.

277
00:13:32,707 --> 00:13:34,501
Yeah, maybe we should call it, man.

278
00:13:35,001 --> 00:13:37,379
Come on, man.
Y'all scared I'm gonna take y'all money?

279
00:13:37,462 --> 00:13:40,048
Regina's gone to trivia, let's play.

280
00:13:40,131 --> 00:13:43,260
Oh. You know what? We should stay.

281
00:13:43,343 --> 00:13:45,470
He did say
Regina went out for that new job.

282
00:13:45,554 --> 00:13:47,472
-Yeah, and he's probably hurtin'.
-Yeah.

283
00:13:47,556 --> 00:13:49,474
-Yeah.
-What y'all talking about?

284
00:13:49,558 --> 00:13:51,351
Your lady's lookin'
for an upgrade, player.

285
00:13:51,434 --> 00:13:52,477
-[chuckles]
-Mmm-hmm.

286
00:13:52,561 --> 00:13:54,271
Are you talking about her phone?

287
00:13:54,855 --> 00:13:56,731
No. We thought you knew.

288
00:13:56,815 --> 00:13:59,067
It's what always happens
when a Black woman comes up.

289
00:13:59,150 --> 00:14:02,362
New job, more money, yoga.

290
00:14:03,488 --> 00:14:04,990
Then they marry a white boy.

291
00:14:05,949 --> 00:14:07,492
That's how I lost my lady.

292
00:14:07,576 --> 00:14:10,954
-Huh?
-Look, I didn't always live with my mama.

293
00:14:12,831 --> 00:14:14,833
Y'all ain't talking about me and my wife.

294
00:14:14,916 --> 00:14:17,836
No, that's everybody.
Couples have to be on the same level.

295
00:14:17,919 --> 00:14:20,922
The problem is,
you married "Tryin' Regina."

296
00:14:21,006 --> 00:14:23,800
Now you married "Made It Regina." Yeah?

297
00:14:23,884 --> 00:14:25,927
She's lookin'
for a much better class of man.

298
00:14:26,011 --> 00:14:28,054
Ah, yeah? Where's she gonna meet him at?

299
00:14:28,138 --> 00:14:31,474
Oh, I don't know.
Possibly her weekly trivia night.

300
00:14:31,558 --> 00:14:36,229
You mean that place chock-full of smart,
good-looking white boys and liquor?

301
00:14:36,313 --> 00:14:37,647
[fake gasps]

302
00:14:37,731 --> 00:14:39,649
-No!
-No!

303
00:14:40,317 --> 00:14:42,110
What are you talking about?

304
00:14:42,193 --> 00:14:44,613
Your mama is the only woman that you know.

305
00:14:46,698 --> 00:14:48,658
And, Tony, you whipped like butter.

306
00:14:50,410 --> 00:14:51,661
Hey, man, I am not.

307
00:14:52,329 --> 00:14:54,831
You know, sometimes
love is a one-way street.

308
00:14:55,582 --> 00:14:57,334
He's just lashin' out.

309
00:14:57,417 --> 00:14:58,835
Who are you talkin' to, man?

310
00:14:58,919 --> 00:15:00,587
I got my woman on lock. [scoffs]

311
00:15:01,421 --> 00:15:03,673
-Hey, I'mma text her right now.
-Okay.

312
00:15:04,174 --> 00:15:05,425
Yeah. "Baby…"

313
00:15:06,551 --> 00:15:07,677
"I'm thinking of you."

314
00:15:09,012 --> 00:15:11,389
Yeah. Send.

315
00:15:11,932 --> 00:15:13,016
[both chuckle]

316
00:15:13,099 --> 00:15:16,269
-Poor guy. He ain't even drunk.
-[both laughing]

317
00:15:17,938 --> 00:15:19,105
Shut up, fool.

318
00:15:20,649 --> 00:15:22,734
-Look, there's bubbles right there.
-Where?

319
00:15:22,817 --> 00:15:24,569
Bubbles, man. [laughs]

320
00:15:26,321 --> 00:15:27,280
[cell phone chiming]

321
00:15:27,781 --> 00:15:28,657
"K."

322
00:15:32,285 --> 00:15:34,120
Damn, she ain't say nothing but "K"?

323
00:15:35,497 --> 00:15:36,331
Damn.

324
00:15:36,998 --> 00:15:39,042
She didn't even put the O in front of it.

325
00:15:40,335 --> 00:15:42,087
The O is right above the K.

326
00:15:45,090 --> 00:15:49,844
All right, and our
last question from round one was,

327
00:15:49,928 --> 00:15:54,683
"Which of
Henry VIII's ships sank in 1545?"

328
00:15:54,766 --> 00:15:56,685
Only one team got it right.

329
00:15:56,768 --> 00:16:00,855
The Mary Rose, bitches! [laughing]

330
00:16:00,939 --> 00:16:01,982
English Channel!

331
00:16:02,065 --> 00:16:03,358
Damn, you are killing it!

332
00:16:03,441 --> 00:16:05,568
Don't ever doubt me, Amy.

333
00:16:05,652 --> 00:16:09,239
Wreckage was found in 1982,
but he ain't asked me that.

334
00:16:10,991 --> 00:16:12,117
Here's to trivia night.

335
00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:13,952
Ooh, I needed this!

336
00:16:14,494 --> 00:16:17,372
No kids, no work, no husband,

337
00:16:17,455 --> 00:16:20,000
just me, doin' me.

338
00:16:20,083 --> 00:16:22,002
-It's Regina's world!
-Whoo!

339
00:16:24,504 --> 00:16:25,964
All these white men in here.

340
00:16:27,882 --> 00:16:29,175
Davis was right.

341
00:16:29,259 --> 00:16:31,052
And Davis ain't never right.

342
00:16:31,636 --> 00:16:32,595
Regina.

343
00:16:32,679 --> 00:16:34,556
What the hell are you doin' here?

344
00:16:34,639 --> 00:16:36,558
Why you don't want me here?

345
00:16:36,641 --> 00:16:37,934
Are you hiding something?

346
00:16:39,060 --> 00:16:40,520
I'm Bennie, by the way.

347
00:16:40,603 --> 00:16:42,230
Regina's forever husband.

348
00:16:42,731 --> 00:16:44,441
We've met. You were at my wedding.

349
00:16:44,524 --> 00:16:46,568
You got drunk and fought the DJ.
[chuckles nervously]

350
00:16:47,652 --> 00:16:49,821
You could be one of four people right now.

351
00:16:49,904 --> 00:16:51,072
Sorry 'bout that.

352
00:16:52,365 --> 00:16:55,326
Okay, let's get round two going!

353
00:16:55,410 --> 00:16:56,786
-Let's go.
-Here we go.

354
00:16:56,870 --> 00:16:58,496
Thanks for stopping by. Bye.

355
00:16:58,580 --> 00:16:59,748
I'm here for you.

356
00:16:59,831 --> 00:17:02,250
To be with you and to never leave you.

357
00:17:02,834 --> 00:17:05,336
Let's trivia! Let's go, trivia!

358
00:17:05,420 --> 00:17:08,298
Iowa! Caesar! Gettyburg!

359
00:17:09,382 --> 00:17:11,342
They gotta ask questions first.

360
00:17:11,426 --> 00:17:12,802
Oh, no… I know.

361
00:17:12,886 --> 00:17:15,388
Look, I'm trying
to learn the rules, too. Okay?

362
00:17:15,472 --> 00:17:17,849
I'm at your level. Come on with it, baby!

363
00:17:17,932 --> 00:17:21,978
First question. What is the value… of pi?

364
00:17:22,062 --> 00:17:24,522
Uh, Safeway or Kroger?

365
00:17:24,606 --> 00:17:25,774
[all laughing]

366
00:17:27,567 --> 00:17:30,153
Hey, it's a math question.

367
00:17:30,236 --> 00:17:32,155
Yeah, if it's math, Kroger's cheaper.

368
00:17:32,238 --> 00:17:35,075
Okay, that's one point for us.
What's our team name?

369
00:17:35,658 --> 00:17:37,285
Don't tell him. Don't you tell him.

370
00:17:37,368 --> 00:17:38,620
The Re-Amy-Mators.

371
00:17:38,703 --> 00:17:40,497
Uh, hell, no. That ain't…

372
00:17:40,580 --> 00:17:42,749
Uh, hey, Harry Potter. Check this out.

373
00:17:43,416 --> 00:17:45,085
We changing our name, all right?

374
00:17:45,168 --> 00:17:49,339
Uh, we are now Earth, Wind
and… [hesitating] Amy. Yeah.

375
00:17:49,839 --> 00:17:52,634
-'Cause I'm fire, right?
-Yeah! [laughing]

376
00:17:54,094 --> 00:17:56,721
[trivia announcer chuckling]
Okay, next question.

377
00:17:57,514 --> 00:18:00,225
Which REO Speedwagon album

378
00:18:00,308 --> 00:18:03,311
contained four US Top 40 hits?

379
00:18:03,394 --> 00:18:05,105
No, babe, that's for Amy. Okay?

380
00:18:05,188 --> 00:18:07,565
Put your pen down. You know this?

381
00:18:07,649 --> 00:18:09,150
Yes. Shut up.

382
00:18:09,234 --> 00:18:11,444
Well, how you know Oreo Fastwagon?

383
00:18:12,195 --> 00:18:13,905
I need to check your presets.

384
00:18:14,405 --> 00:18:15,573
I need for you to go.

385
00:18:16,407 --> 00:18:18,034
[trivia announcer] Question three.

386
00:18:18,118 --> 00:18:19,452
Which Dixie Chick is--

387
00:18:19,536 --> 00:18:20,829
No, no. Come on, man.

388
00:18:20,912 --> 00:18:22,997
You gotta ask a question
we can all understand.

389
00:18:23,081 --> 00:18:24,415
Let's keep it fair,

390
00:18:24,499 --> 00:18:27,085
it's Black people in here, too,
besides us.

391
00:18:27,168 --> 00:18:30,839
And the curly-haired dude in the back
that's trying to pass. What up, bro?

392
00:18:32,132 --> 00:18:36,136
Okay, I got one right here.
Here it is, right here.

393
00:18:36,219 --> 00:18:37,887
Did OJ do it?

394
00:18:39,180 --> 00:18:40,682
It's tricky, be careful.

395
00:18:42,225 --> 00:18:44,519
Baby, tell 'em
where you think the glove is.

396
00:18:46,229 --> 00:18:47,188
Baby?

397
00:18:47,689 --> 00:18:50,400
Regina? Regina?

398
00:18:53,486 --> 00:18:55,947
Mmm. That was so good.

399
00:18:57,323 --> 00:18:58,616
It was, huh?

400
00:18:58,700 --> 00:19:00,702
Are you ready for bed now, sweetie?

401
00:19:00,785 --> 00:19:03,955
Mmm-hmm.
As soon as y'all tell me about Kelvin.

402
00:19:05,832 --> 00:19:07,250
I told you this wouldn't work.

403
00:19:07,876 --> 00:19:10,962
Uh, Maya, why don't you go upstairs,

404
00:19:11,045 --> 00:19:12,922
put your PJs on, brush your teeth

405
00:19:13,006 --> 00:19:15,383
and if you're still awake
when we come up there,

406
00:19:15,466 --> 00:19:18,178
then we'll tell you something.

407
00:19:19,512 --> 00:19:21,222
I had three bowls of ice cream.

408
00:19:21,306 --> 00:19:23,266
I'll be awake forever.

409
00:19:25,059 --> 00:19:28,313
Great. Now she's all sugared up
and still asking questions.

410
00:19:28,396 --> 00:19:29,522
What are we gonna do now?

411
00:19:29,606 --> 00:19:33,776
I say we tell her the truth.
May as well learn young that Bennie sucks.

412
00:19:33,860 --> 00:19:37,155
No, you just want to ruin him for her
so she'll hate him as much as you do.

413
00:19:37,238 --> 00:19:38,698
Cool, so we have a game plan.

414
00:19:38,781 --> 00:19:41,993
-Maya--
-No, Bernard, you're being an ass.

415
00:19:42,076 --> 00:19:44,370
I remember when
I found out I was a ghetto twin.

416
00:19:45,163 --> 00:19:47,373
I mean, it really sucked.

417
00:19:47,457 --> 00:19:49,042
Do you wanna hurt Maya like that?

418
00:19:49,626 --> 00:19:52,045
All right. You're right. Bennie's Bennie.

419
00:19:52,128 --> 00:19:54,297
He doesn't need our help
to make him look bad.

420
00:19:54,380 --> 00:19:56,591
[Maya] Teeth are done. Who is he?

421
00:19:58,551 --> 00:20:00,136
So, we're on the same page?

422
00:20:00,220 --> 00:20:02,305
Distract her by telling her
she's getting a puppy?

423
00:20:02,388 --> 00:20:03,431
It's worth a shot.

424
00:20:07,352 --> 00:20:09,229
Really nice of you
giving me a place to stay.

425
00:20:09,312 --> 00:20:11,773
Oh, of course.
We have to take care of our own.

426
00:20:11,856 --> 00:20:14,484
Now, you sure you're okay
with having a roommate?

427
00:20:14,567 --> 00:20:16,236
Hey, I just got out of prison.

428
00:20:16,319 --> 00:20:19,030
Long as he stay on his side
during lights out, we good.

429
00:20:20,031 --> 00:20:21,950
You'll like him. He's a Christian.

430
00:20:22,033 --> 00:20:24,369
Y'all can swap
some of that fire and brimstone.

431
00:20:25,370 --> 00:20:28,373
[hesitates] And make sure
you tell him about prison, too.

432
00:20:29,082 --> 00:20:32,627
He's real curious
about the grisly down-and-dirty parts.

433
00:20:35,713 --> 00:20:38,341
Ernest! It's Ms. Turner.

434
00:20:41,010 --> 00:20:42,553
What the hell you want now?

435
00:20:42,637 --> 00:20:45,306
Oh, I just want you
to meet your new roommate.

436
00:20:46,266 --> 00:20:48,726
You can't give me a roommate.

437
00:20:49,310 --> 00:20:51,437
Well, where does it say that in our lease?

438
00:20:52,063 --> 00:20:55,566
Oh, yeah, that's right.
As you pointed out, we never did a lease.

439
00:20:56,859 --> 00:20:59,112
But your new roomie's got one.

440
00:21:00,196 --> 00:21:02,532
Enjoy fighting over that one bedroom.

441
00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:05,743
Nice to meet you, brother.

442
00:21:05,827 --> 00:21:07,412
You been baptized?

443
00:21:07,996 --> 00:21:08,913
No. [chuckles nervously]

444
00:21:10,164 --> 00:21:11,082
Why?

445
00:21:12,333 --> 00:21:14,669
I'll go clean out the tub,
we can do that now.

446
00:21:18,089 --> 00:21:20,675
It's in your hands now, Jesus. Mmm.

447
00:21:23,011 --> 00:21:25,471
Three, two, one.

448
00:21:26,014 --> 00:21:27,432
You can have the damn place!

449
00:21:27,515 --> 00:21:29,183
Just throw my shit out front.

450
00:21:29,267 --> 00:21:30,435
What you running for?

451
00:21:30,518 --> 00:21:32,520
I was just about to lay hands on you.

452
00:21:33,604 --> 00:21:35,940
Huh. I guess
the apartment's all mine, then.

453
00:21:36,024 --> 00:21:37,984
Yeah, as long as you pay rent.

454
00:21:38,067 --> 00:21:39,610
You gonna redo my floors?

455
00:21:40,737 --> 00:21:42,196
That ain't in your lease.

456
00:21:53,750 --> 00:21:56,919
Damn, your Uber driver was
driving like you was trying to shake me.

457
00:21:58,212 --> 00:22:00,548
Why, Bennie? Huh? Why?

458
00:22:01,049 --> 00:22:06,304
I have been to a bunch of trivia nights
and you ain't never tripped before.

459
00:22:06,888 --> 00:22:08,681
'Cause, baby, well…

460
00:22:08,765 --> 00:22:11,267
Listen, baby. The guys, they said--

461
00:22:11,351 --> 00:22:12,268
[Regina babbling]

462
00:22:12,352 --> 00:22:14,771
Right there. "The guys."

463
00:22:14,854 --> 00:22:16,189
Hmm? "They said"?

464
00:22:16,272 --> 00:22:18,775
What did they say, Bennie, huh?

465
00:22:18,858 --> 00:22:22,320
-"Eff up Regina's one night to herself"?
-No.

466
00:22:22,904 --> 00:22:25,406
They said you'd leave me for a white guy.

467
00:22:25,490 --> 00:22:27,992
Okay? And it stuck in my head.

468
00:22:28,076 --> 00:22:29,410
The dude's name is Tucker.

469
00:22:30,578 --> 00:22:32,997
And he do his hair like this all the time.

470
00:22:33,081 --> 00:22:35,792
And he dance like that,
you know what I mean?

471
00:22:37,460 --> 00:22:41,464
And y'all was gonna have mixed kids
that look like Kanye West's children.

472
00:22:42,590 --> 00:22:43,925
What are you talking about?

473
00:22:44,008 --> 00:22:45,551
I'm talking about losing you.

474
00:22:45,635 --> 00:22:48,429
Losing me?
Look, what am I, a pair of keys?

475
00:22:49,138 --> 00:22:52,392
And I know for damn sure
that you are not taking marriage advice

476
00:22:52,475 --> 00:22:55,561
from them
no-wife-having clowns down at your shop!

477
00:22:56,187 --> 00:23:00,525
Yeah, you up here talking about
a new you, a new job, big changes.

478
00:23:01,484 --> 00:23:03,778
And I'm afraid that I'd be one of 'em.

479
00:23:04,904 --> 00:23:08,533
Do you turn the cars off
when you tune them?

480
00:23:11,285 --> 00:23:14,247
-We've been together since high school.
-Yeah.

481
00:23:14,330 --> 00:23:17,500
Did you really think
that a 10% bump in pay

482
00:23:17,583 --> 00:23:19,460
was gonna make me start acting brand-new?

483
00:23:19,544 --> 00:23:20,628
[mumbling]

484
00:23:21,254 --> 00:23:23,089
Not that it matters.

485
00:23:23,172 --> 00:23:24,757
I didn't even get the damn job.

486
00:23:26,092 --> 00:23:29,512
Oh, we cool, then. We fine. Yeah. Phew!

487
00:23:33,975 --> 00:23:35,268
We not "cool."

488
00:23:36,102 --> 00:23:37,478
We not "fine."

489
00:23:38,688 --> 00:23:41,274
I'm not fine, so we not fine.

490
00:23:43,484 --> 00:23:46,487
-Girl, look, I'm just--
-[babbling]

491
00:23:46,571 --> 00:23:50,366
The next shit that come out
your mouth better sound something like,

492
00:23:51,492 --> 00:23:53,619
"I'm sorry, Regina."

493
00:23:53,703 --> 00:23:55,663
"You'll get it next time, Regina."

494
00:23:55,746 --> 00:23:56,789
Shit…

495
00:23:57,373 --> 00:23:59,167
"I believe in you, Regina."

496
00:24:02,295 --> 00:24:04,589
That's what I meant
when I said we was fine.

497
00:24:07,842 --> 00:24:10,511
-This mother…
-What the… Ah!

498
00:24:12,013 --> 00:24:14,432
Babe, you know I'm not good with words.

499
00:24:15,725 --> 00:24:18,352
All I know is I lucked up when I got you.

500
00:24:19,145 --> 00:24:22,398
Yeah, you did. You damn sure did.

501
00:24:22,482 --> 00:24:23,774
[scoffs] Boy…

502
00:24:23,858 --> 00:24:27,236
But you got me. We together.

503
00:24:28,571 --> 00:24:30,865
Any move I make, I make with you.

504
00:24:33,826 --> 00:24:37,663
Yeah. Forget that punk-ass job.
You'll find something better, babe.

505
00:24:37,747 --> 00:24:39,207
Yeah, forget that job.

506
00:24:40,374 --> 00:24:42,710
-Look at you learning.
-[chuckles] Yeah.

507
00:24:43,878 --> 00:24:47,673
But no, I won't. Not without a damn MBA.

508
00:24:48,299 --> 00:24:50,301
You know what? We gonna get one.

509
00:24:50,384 --> 00:24:53,930
Matter of fact, I got a partner who got
two in the backyard sitting on bricks.

510
00:24:54,013 --> 00:24:55,973
-[laughing]
-Okay?

511
00:24:56,057 --> 00:24:58,309
-Sitting next to a Cadillac and a--
-Oh. Stop it.

512
00:24:59,644 --> 00:25:01,479
You know it's a degree.

513
00:25:02,188 --> 00:25:05,024
It means I'd have to,
ugh, go back to school.

514
00:25:05,107 --> 00:25:08,861
Yeah. Well, you can do
what you got to do. You…

515
00:25:08,945 --> 00:25:10,613
-It's not just me.
-Yeah.

516
00:25:10,696 --> 00:25:13,616
-That shit costs time and money.
-Yeah, I know.

517
00:25:14,825 --> 00:25:16,786
We'd have to make a lot of adjustments.

518
00:25:18,621 --> 00:25:20,414
Well, let's make the adjustments.

519
00:25:21,791 --> 00:25:24,335
I'm rolling with you
till the wheels fall off.

520
00:25:29,674 --> 00:25:31,092
Mommy, Mommy!

521
00:25:31,592 --> 00:25:33,427
Maya, what are you doing up?

522
00:25:33,511 --> 00:25:36,847
I had three bowls of ice cream,
finished my family tree project,

523
00:25:36,931 --> 00:25:39,308
and put together a 1,000-piece puzzle.

524
00:25:39,392 --> 00:25:40,643
She did that puzzle quick.

525
00:25:40,726 --> 00:25:43,479
I would have her tested.
We could be sitting on something.

526
00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:45,815
Let me see this.

527
00:25:45,898 --> 00:25:49,193
Oh, my goodness, baby, this is wonderful.

528
00:25:49,277 --> 00:25:51,487
It is. And she put Kelvin on it.

529
00:25:51,571 --> 00:25:54,240
Oh, yeah. I know all about Kelvin now.

530
00:25:55,491 --> 00:25:57,410
We… we really never told her?

531
00:25:57,493 --> 00:25:59,370
No. No, you did not.

532
00:26:01,706 --> 00:26:03,374
Bernard told me all about it.

533
00:26:08,296 --> 00:26:09,338
What'd he say?

534
00:26:10,464 --> 00:26:14,385
Bernard said that Kelvin was delivered
by Santa Claus in a Easter basket

535
00:26:14,468 --> 00:26:16,887
as a gift on Aaliyah's birthday.

536
00:26:16,971 --> 00:26:18,848
I hope I get a brother for my birthday.

537
00:26:19,473 --> 00:26:22,518
Aww. You better not.

538
00:26:25,229 --> 00:26:28,065
Oh. I don't know
why they even have trivia night.

539
00:26:28,149 --> 00:26:31,235
They ought to just
hand us the win when we hit the door.

540
00:26:31,319 --> 00:26:33,195
I gotta hand it to Bennie.

541
00:26:33,279 --> 00:26:35,489
Amy, Earth and Wind is a much better name.

542
00:26:36,991 --> 00:26:38,868
I knew I should've cut you off at six.

543
00:26:40,494 --> 00:26:42,288
Speaking of Bennie, let me get home

544
00:26:42,371 --> 00:26:45,249
before he thinks I've run away
with some random white guy.

545
00:26:45,333 --> 00:26:47,084
Ooh. I wouldn't mind running off with him.

546
00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:50,671
Ooh, look at you, drunk girl on the prowl.

547
00:26:51,297 --> 00:26:56,552
Like January says, "A husband
is just a stranger you said hello to."

548
00:26:58,888 --> 00:27:00,765
What? That calendar don't say that.

549
00:27:02,058 --> 00:27:03,851
I'm making my own calendar.

550
00:27:03,934 --> 00:27:06,854
And every month
is gonna have a picture of that dude.

551
00:27:09,357 --> 00:27:10,441
Ugh.

552
00:27:11,359 --> 00:27:14,236
Of course. All the hot ones are gay.

553
00:27:14,820 --> 00:27:18,324
Stop it, okay? 'Cause you know
that you cannot judge a book by its…

554
00:27:21,994 --> 00:27:22,870
Bernard?

555
00:27:24,872 --> 00:27:25,706
What?

556
00:27:28,834 --> 00:27:30,461
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