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You know, Kelvin,
with what I'mma put in this baby,

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gonna make it ride smoother
than a baby-oiled Brazilian woman.

3
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Bennie, can you give me
money for some Takis?

4
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Man, get your ass over here
so I can teach you somethin'.

5
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Man, teach me about some generosity.

6
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Fine. I'll send your Xbox
to a hungry African.

7
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Oh, shit. Be cool, okay? I love you.

8
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And if you like life,
don't ask no questions.

9
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All right, all right. Yo, this is fire.

10
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-Who this?
-[Bennie] Hey, Trey.

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Oh, this is my son, Kelvin.
He's harmless. His nickname is Radio.

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Damn, you lookin' all peaceful
and non-violent this morning.

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Morning's young.

14
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It is. It's early.

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Bennie, just do the usual, all right?

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Make sure the secret compartment
stays a secret. You feel me?

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Oh, yeah.

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-You wanna ask what's in there, don't you?
-No. I am not that inquisitive. No.

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Good answer.

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That's why
I don't take my shit to Pep Boys.

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And remember,
no one touches my car but you.

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Okay. [chuckles]

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I don't even wanna touch it!

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-He gone?
-Come on out.

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I sucked it in so he couldn't see me.

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I think I pushed my navel through my back.

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-Why y'all so scared of that dude?
-Get your ass off of that car.

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A friend of mine
stepped on Trey's foot at the Pacer game.

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-Ooh! Ray-Bob…
-[Kelvin] Hmm.

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Two days later, he was down
to a pinkie and a thumb.

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-Hmm. What ever happened to Ray-Bob?
-He moved to Hawaii.

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[Kelvin chuckles]

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[vocalizing]

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♪ Solid as a rock ♪

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[vocalizing]

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♪ Solid ♪

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-What y'all lookin' at?
-Duck.

38
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He's out of prison,

39
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so why is he eating
like he's still on death row?

40
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It is criminal what they do
to our Black men in the system.

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[scoffs] "The system."

42
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Duck been eating like
a German Shepherd before he went in.

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Mom, are you gonna make us pancakes?

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I did. That platter was for all of us.

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I think he chewed his orange juice.

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Ain't no pulp in there.

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That's your friend.

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[slurps]

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[clears throat]

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Nope. I'll eat at school.

51
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Okay, Duck.
When you get done licking the plate,

52
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I need you to
go out there and open the shop.

53
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And no one touches Trey's car.

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Yeah, I think this'll hold me over
for a minute. [grunts]

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-Haste makes waste. Let me get this.
-Man. Look, that was…

56
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That was for the kids.

57
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So, you're, uh, fixin' Trey's car, huh?

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[scoffs] Great. I was stressin'
about my job review,

59
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but now I gotta worry
about being a single mom.

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I don't wanna die. I'm using new parts.

61
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Well, that's good.

62
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You know, if this review
goes like I'm hoping,

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I could be officially promoted
to Chief Administrator.

64
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Ooh!

65
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They should give you that job.
You been doin' it since your boss retired.

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[scoffs] Since before she retired.
I told you she drank at lunch, right?

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Don't judge.

68
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They should give you the job, anyway.
Shoot, they should name a wing after you.

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I can eat some wings.

70
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Oh! [chuckles]

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I'm sorry, baby. You know what? I will
make y'all some frozen waffles. Mmm-hmm.

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See, I hid some right behind the…

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Oh! Damn it, Duck!

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Girl, I don't know
how you put up with that.

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That's why I brought my own breakfast…

76
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Uh-uh! Slow down, sweet cheeks.

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You have to ask first.

78
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Auntie, can I have your muffin?

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No, baby.

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Auntie has a very important
doctor's appointment this morning

81
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and she needs her strength.
I gotta get my disability recertified.

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Don't they just sign your form?

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That was my old doctor who knew me.

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I'm seeing a new doctor today
and they'll put me through the wringer,

85
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bending my leg every which way,
just to try to kick me off of disability.

86
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Do you think
I'm using this cane just to be cute?

87
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Nobody here has ever
accused you of being cute.

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You're still gonna be
walking funny tomorrow, right?

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Well, that hurts.

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You know what? You mean when you hungry.
Here, take the muffin.

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[laughs] No, she means you're still coming
to speak at her school tomorrow, right?

92
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The thing where you're supposed to show

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that people with challenges
can lead great lives.

94
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Speaking of challenges,
can we start with your face?

95
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Are you gonna mask up?

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You know what, Bennie?
You should come, too.

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-Why?
-Maya.

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'Cause not many men can lead
full lives with they head up they ass.

99
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Well, I'd rather look up my ass
than look down your grill.

100
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And I will beat you--

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-I'm tired of her. That's your sister.
-Uh-uh. No! No!

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Holster it.

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Ain't nobody got time for that today.

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Baby girl, go on and get ready for school.
Take your aunt with you, okay?

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Don't make her late for her appointment.

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-[Lucretia] Come on, Maya.
-There you go.

107
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Let's get you ready.

108
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Hmm. And we probably should find
a right shoe to match your left one.

109
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I thought y'all was gonna
get baby girl tested.

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Anybody else
smell blueberry muffins up in here?

111
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Run, Maya!

112
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Oh.

113
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Hey, Regina. I was lookin' around and, uh…

114
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I saw you was runnin' low
on a few things, so I made us a list.

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Be blessed.

116
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Yes, uh, blessed
and highly favored. [chuckles]

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Your boy got to go.

118
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Hey, Savannah.

119
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Girl, don't freak out,
but you're blowin' up all over Instagram.

120
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For real? Is it my
"Felt cute, might delete later" post?

121
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No. And you should delete that.

122
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It's this pic of your boyfriend.

123
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Ew! People think Kelvin's my boyfriend?

124
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"Hot. Cute. #OmeletBae"?

125
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-That's disgusting. Why would anyone--
-[cell phone chimes]

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Oh, damn. Two more likes.
Guess I got me a brother boyfriend.

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-Is that that secret compartment?
-Ah! Duck!

128
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You are too big to walk soft, man.

129
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My bad, man. I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to scare you.

130
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Man, look at this.

131
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This is pretty clever. Let's open it.

132
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Nah… Not.

133
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Just 'cause you found God
don't mean I wanna meet him, Duck.

134
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Oh, come on, man.
You can't be afraid of God.

135
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God knows your good deeds.

136
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Like you and Regina taking me in.

137
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That's what…
I wanted to talk to you about that.

138
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You know how checkout time
at a hotel's around noon?

139
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[scoffs] You kicking me out?

140
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No, Regina's kicking you out.

141
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She says she just can't relax
with you in the house.

142
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Would it be easier if I holed up
in Maya's playhouse in the backyard?

143
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I built that. I wouldn't.

144
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Oh, hell, look. Just hide out
in the basement, okay?

145
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-Could you do that for me?
-Yeah, I can hide.

146
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You know I can hide, man.

147
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[chuckles] I played Margot
in the prison production of Anne Frank.

148
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I can hide.

149
00:08:02,544 --> 00:08:04,922
-Hey, Tasha.
-We ain't on you right now.

150
00:08:05,756 --> 00:08:09,009
You picked the wrong day to try me.
I'm in the middle of a hair emergency.

151
00:08:09,092 --> 00:08:11,220
I got a bald bitch that want braids.

152
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She won't take "hell no" for an answer.

153
00:08:15,974 --> 00:08:17,809
-What you done did now, Kelvin?
-I--

154
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Somebody pulled
the fire alarm at the school.

155
00:08:20,354 --> 00:08:23,440
Then somebody
and they thug friends was not in class.

156
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So somebody
and all they friends got suspended.

157
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I told you, we were all
going to the bathroom.

158
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Boy, lie better.

159
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And you need to stop
hangin' around those future felons.

160
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Ugh!

161
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You the daddy. So I need you to fix this.

162
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Hold on. Move out of the way.

163
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Yep, I'm gonna borrow
this little hot glue gun.

164
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Little baldy at work
might need this. Little bald bitch.

165
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-[sighs]
-What the hell's wrong with you?

166
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Always doin' something
to make your mama mad at me.

167
00:08:51,969 --> 00:08:54,304
Oh, look. Trey's car's still here.

168
00:08:54,388 --> 00:08:56,014
Hey, no, don't even try it.

169
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You done got suspended.
You wanna lose some fingers?

170
00:08:58,976 --> 00:09:01,603
How you gonna beg for money
you can't even hold a cup?

171
00:09:01,687 --> 00:09:03,772
Get your little truant ass outta here.

172
00:09:04,273 --> 00:09:06,900
And the back of your head
just look like your mama's.

173
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[wincing]

174
00:09:15,242 --> 00:09:16,076
Ow!

175
00:09:16,159 --> 00:09:17,953
What you tryin' to do, make a wish?

176
00:09:18,036 --> 00:09:19,162
I'm sorry.

177
00:09:20,706 --> 00:09:23,458
These comminuted fractures
really do limit your range of motion.

178
00:09:23,542 --> 00:09:24,960
Uh, no shit.

179
00:09:27,004 --> 00:09:29,172
With injuries like yours,
there are treatments.

180
00:09:29,256 --> 00:09:32,509
Oh, okay. So this is where
you're gonna send me to physical therapy

181
00:09:32,593 --> 00:09:33,885
at the ass-crack of dawn

182
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and then say I didn't get better
because I was too lazy to continue.

183
00:09:37,514 --> 00:09:41,018
Then you'll kick me off disability.
And then how's a lame, middle-aged,

184
00:09:41,101 --> 00:09:44,062
surprisingly good-looking Black woman
gonna get insurance?

185
00:09:45,480 --> 00:09:46,940
Whoa. [chuckles]

186
00:09:47,024 --> 00:09:48,734
No. I'll sign the forms.

187
00:09:49,318 --> 00:09:52,696
Oh. Well, in that case,
I have a purse full of pens.

188
00:09:54,281 --> 00:09:57,200
Oh, okay, yeah. Let's use yours.
Probably more official.

189
00:09:58,118 --> 00:10:01,038
I meant there's been orthopedic
advancements since your accident.

190
00:10:01,121 --> 00:10:03,457
It's possible we could have you
walking around normal.

191
00:10:03,540 --> 00:10:04,499
Really? How?

192
00:10:05,083 --> 00:10:07,544
-It would involve multiple surgeries.
-Multiple?

193
00:10:08,545 --> 00:10:10,631
-First, we would re-break your leg.
-Nope.

194
00:10:12,549 --> 00:10:16,303
Only to get the bones to re-set.
Then we insert a metal rod--

195
00:10:16,386 --> 00:10:17,638
Okay, wait a minute.

196
00:10:17,721 --> 00:10:21,975
You really trying to sell me
on putting my outside cane on the inside?

197
00:10:23,727 --> 00:10:24,603
Pass.

198
00:10:24,686 --> 00:10:28,315
[sighs] I'm not selling anything.
But you should know it's an option.

199
00:10:29,232 --> 00:10:30,859
So is a bikini wax.

200
00:10:31,610 --> 00:10:34,655
As you may have noticed,
I passed on that, too.

201
00:10:49,711 --> 00:10:51,129
Are you Regina Upshaw?

202
00:10:52,297 --> 00:10:54,925
Depends. You comin' at me woman-to-woman?

203
00:10:55,967 --> 00:10:58,929
I'm Sheila Morrison. I'm starting today.
I was told to find you.

204
00:10:59,012 --> 00:11:03,433
Oh! [chuckles] Okay.
I didn't know they hired somebody.

205
00:11:03,517 --> 00:11:05,394
Well, it's about time.

206
00:11:05,477 --> 00:11:07,479
I'll train you right after my review.

207
00:11:07,562 --> 00:11:09,773
You ain't hear this from me, but, uh,

208
00:11:10,565 --> 00:11:13,318
I'm about to be
the new Chief Administrator.

209
00:11:13,902 --> 00:11:14,986
Wow, this is awkward.

210
00:11:15,070 --> 00:11:17,364
Um, I'm the new Chief Administrator.

211
00:11:18,240 --> 00:11:21,702
Hey, but don't worry. I'm fun.
My sales team loved me at Old Navy.

212
00:11:24,079 --> 00:11:26,248
You better mean the Old Navy Hospital.

213
00:11:27,249 --> 00:11:28,792
Oh, no, the store.

214
00:11:28,875 --> 00:11:31,920
That's how I know
you fold your sweaters wrong. Creases.

215
00:11:34,965 --> 00:11:36,800
I'mma let that slide… [chuckles]

216
00:11:36,883 --> 00:11:39,302
…um, 'cause I have a bigger issue.

217
00:11:39,386 --> 00:11:42,472
Um, they hired somebody from retail.

218
00:11:42,556 --> 00:11:43,932
Looks like it, yeah.

219
00:11:45,642 --> 00:11:49,730
I hated to give up that Old Navy discount,
but I do get my own parking space.

220
00:11:50,731 --> 00:11:53,024
Oh, yeah, that reminds me,
you're in my parking space.

221
00:11:59,239 --> 00:12:02,534
You know this would be easier
if you let Kelvin help us, right?

222
00:12:02,617 --> 00:12:06,621
I'm not asking my real half-brother to be
my fake boyfriend for Instagram.

223
00:12:06,705 --> 00:12:07,539
That's weird.

224
00:12:07,622 --> 00:12:10,584
Now feed me this pizza
and make it look romantic.

225
00:12:12,461 --> 00:12:13,295
[camera clicks]

226
00:12:15,505 --> 00:12:16,339
[camera clicks]

227
00:12:18,550 --> 00:12:19,426
[camera clicks]

228
00:12:30,312 --> 00:12:33,148
Hey, hey hey. What'd you get?

229
00:12:33,231 --> 00:12:34,316
Screwed.

230
00:12:35,442 --> 00:12:37,778
Does "screwed" come with some Cajun fries?

231
00:12:40,113 --> 00:12:44,618
They hired somebody
from Old Navy to be my boss.

232
00:12:45,202 --> 00:12:48,497
That's some bullshit. Want me
to go down there and kick some ass?

233
00:12:48,997 --> 00:12:50,040
Damn, Duck!

234
00:12:50,582 --> 00:12:53,001
"Damn Duck"?
What about him? Did you talk to him?

235
00:12:53,084 --> 00:12:54,002
He's gone.

236
00:12:54,085 --> 00:12:56,630
That's what you said, that's what I did.

237
00:12:56,713 --> 00:12:57,547
-Come on.
-Good.

238
00:12:57,631 --> 00:12:59,549
'Cause I cannot take his shit tonight.

239
00:12:59,633 --> 00:13:01,676
Come on. Let's go upstairs.

240
00:13:01,760 --> 00:13:02,803
Let's go to bed.

241
00:13:04,179 --> 00:13:06,723
-I wanna put you in that Jacuzzi.
-We don't have a Jacuzzi.

242
00:13:06,807 --> 00:13:10,727
I'mma put you in that tub
and splish some water out of there.

243
00:13:12,646 --> 00:13:15,106
That's really sweet,
but maybe after dinner.

244
00:13:15,190 --> 00:13:16,316
Forget the food!

245
00:13:17,359 --> 00:13:19,277
Listen, we need to sue these people.

246
00:13:19,861 --> 00:13:21,947
They trying to bring a Black sister down.

247
00:13:22,030 --> 00:13:23,490
They hired a sister.

248
00:13:23,573 --> 00:13:24,783
Get the hell outta here!

249
00:13:24,866 --> 00:13:26,159
I know, right?

250
00:13:29,830 --> 00:13:32,499
Okay, it is what it is. Serve it up.

251
00:13:35,669 --> 00:13:38,338
"Serve it"? Shit. Serve it up my… What?

252
00:13:39,089 --> 00:13:41,633
You got the wrong one
tonight, buddy. What…

253
00:13:42,968 --> 00:13:46,263
Damn it. They done forgot
half the damn order.

254
00:13:46,346 --> 00:13:49,558
Now I got to go down
and get somebody fired at the Rib Shack.

255
00:13:55,856 --> 00:13:57,357
I got your text. [panting]

256
00:13:57,440 --> 00:13:59,067
Where the hell is Trey's car?

257
00:13:59,150 --> 00:14:01,361
-Uh, Kelvin took it.
-And you let him take it?

258
00:14:01,444 --> 00:14:02,737
I was in the bathroom!

259
00:14:02,821 --> 00:14:06,157
I came out the bathroom and all I saw
were taillights and knuckles.

260
00:14:07,450 --> 00:14:09,828
So Kelvin's out joyriding in Trey's car.

261
00:14:09,911 --> 00:14:12,914
Man, I don't know
the boy's emotional state, he just gone!

262
00:14:18,253 --> 00:14:20,964
So, they took off part of my leg

263
00:14:21,047 --> 00:14:24,342
due to the complications
from a motorcycle accident.

264
00:14:24,426 --> 00:14:27,262
Sorry I'm late,
but there was a van without a placard

265
00:14:27,345 --> 00:14:30,557
parked in the handicapped spot.
Don't worry, I'm having it towed.

266
00:14:32,267 --> 00:14:36,062
Oh, boy. Uh, please tell me
none of you came in a Honda Odyssey.

267
00:14:37,564 --> 00:14:38,481
My bad.

268
00:14:41,401 --> 00:14:43,320
Hey! Hey!

269
00:14:44,321 --> 00:14:47,157
Leave that Odyssey alone! He's cool!

270
00:14:49,242 --> 00:14:50,952
I'll cover it, man.

271
00:14:51,036 --> 00:14:52,495
My bad. That was on me.

272
00:14:52,579 --> 00:14:54,873
You gotta
have that placard visible, though.

273
00:14:55,373 --> 00:14:56,249
Hey, Maya!

274
00:15:00,086 --> 00:15:01,171
[Tim] Like I was saying,

275
00:15:01,254 --> 00:15:04,507
despite my accident,
I have not slowed down.

276
00:15:04,591 --> 00:15:06,217
My wife and I, we go dancing

277
00:15:06,301 --> 00:15:08,845
and I chase
my grandkids all over the place.

278
00:15:08,929 --> 00:15:10,055
Hey, Dylan!

279
00:15:10,138 --> 00:15:13,350
And, anyway, I am so grateful
for everything I have.

280
00:15:13,433 --> 00:15:15,393
My auntie fell out of a jet.

281
00:15:15,477 --> 00:15:17,395
Well… [chuckles] Hold on, baby.

282
00:15:17,479 --> 00:15:19,439
Technically, it was a Jetway.

283
00:15:20,398 --> 00:15:22,359
It was still pretty high.

284
00:15:23,693 --> 00:15:25,946
Hey, you don't have to justify.

285
00:15:26,029 --> 00:15:29,240
I mean, we're a community
and we're in this together.

286
00:15:30,325 --> 00:15:31,493
I mean, uh…

287
00:15:31,576 --> 00:15:34,746
I did fall on the oversized luggage cart.

288
00:15:34,829 --> 00:15:39,000
You know, that's all the weird,
odd-shaped stuff you can't get into a bin.

289
00:15:39,626 --> 00:15:41,962
You know, like, uh, snowboards,

290
00:15:42,045 --> 00:15:44,673
golf clubs, a tuba.

291
00:15:46,216 --> 00:15:47,342
A Great Dane…

292
00:15:49,469 --> 00:15:51,054
A Pack 'n Play.

293
00:15:52,514 --> 00:15:54,599
I changed my mind. Fix my leg.

294
00:15:57,894 --> 00:16:02,190
Davis, if you see Kelvin,
stop him, then call me.

295
00:16:02,273 --> 00:16:04,693
And don't tell anyone.
I need all my fingers.

296
00:16:05,902 --> 00:16:08,238
Hey, Tony's gonna search
this side of the freeway.

297
00:16:08,321 --> 00:16:09,322
I could check the mall.

298
00:16:09,406 --> 00:16:10,949
Yeah, we gotta find him.

299
00:16:11,032 --> 00:16:14,327
Trey will be here at 5:00.
You know them thugs are real punctual.

300
00:16:15,662 --> 00:16:17,831
The old me would have
taken care of Trey for you.

301
00:16:17,914 --> 00:16:20,250
But now I'm saved
and Trey's gonna kill you.

302
00:16:20,333 --> 00:16:22,335
-[scoffs]
-Ain't God funny?

303
00:16:23,878 --> 00:16:24,838
Hilarious.

304
00:16:25,380 --> 00:16:26,965
Hey, man, why are you barefooted?

305
00:16:27,549 --> 00:16:29,884
'Cause Regina was
coming down into the basement

306
00:16:29,968 --> 00:16:33,054
and I had to worm my way out of
the window before I could put my shoes on.

307
00:16:33,138 --> 00:16:34,973
Oh, by the way, your window's broke.

308
00:16:36,349 --> 00:16:39,394
You need to wiggle your way
in there and put your shoes on

309
00:16:39,477 --> 00:16:41,396
and search the mall, the whole mall,

310
00:16:41,479 --> 00:16:43,189
and not just the food court.

311
00:16:47,402 --> 00:16:48,361
Here.

312
00:16:48,945 --> 00:16:50,238
Bernard, I need your help.

313
00:16:50,822 --> 00:16:53,283
And I needed a father
from the age two to sixteen.

314
00:16:54,743 --> 00:16:57,912
No, come on, man, I need
to borrow your truck. Kelvin's missing.

315
00:16:57,996 --> 00:16:59,956
-Where's your car?
-I'm still working on it.

316
00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:02,417
You can't fix nothing, can you?

317
00:17:03,001 --> 00:17:05,837
Broken car, broken family.

318
00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:08,757
Just tell me I'm a piece of shit
in the truck. Let's go.

319
00:17:11,342 --> 00:17:13,219
People really like this one
of me and my boo

320
00:17:13,303 --> 00:17:14,554
holding hands in the park.

321
00:17:14,637 --> 00:17:17,849
It's helpful that your hands
are so big and ashy, Savannah.

322
00:17:22,979 --> 00:17:23,813
Uh-oh.

323
00:17:23,897 --> 00:17:26,649
Don't trip.
We can always get you some lotion.

324
00:17:26,733 --> 00:17:28,401
What? No.

325
00:17:29,027 --> 00:17:32,113
People wanna know if you're bringing
your man to the dance Saturday.

326
00:17:32,614 --> 00:17:34,449
Maybe we should just tell the truth.

327
00:17:35,617 --> 00:17:37,619
Or, hear me out,

328
00:17:37,702 --> 00:17:38,620
we kill him.

329
00:17:41,414 --> 00:17:42,582
[machine beeps]

330
00:17:43,416 --> 00:17:45,627
You are not authorized
to touch that package.

331
00:17:45,710 --> 00:17:47,420
I'm authorized to move your ass along.

332
00:17:47,504 --> 00:17:49,798
Come on now. We gotta go find Kelvin.

333
00:17:49,881 --> 00:17:51,966
The route is done. We gotta hit the park.

334
00:17:52,050 --> 00:17:53,802
No, at the end of my route,

335
00:17:53,885 --> 00:17:55,762
I gotta take this truck
back to the warehouse.

336
00:17:55,845 --> 00:17:58,181
But first, I gotta fill out
an incident report form

337
00:17:58,264 --> 00:17:59,974
for that package you just broke.

338
00:18:00,058 --> 00:18:03,645
Damn it, could you just stop all
the by-the-book shit for a minute, son?

339
00:18:03,728 --> 00:18:04,729
We in trouble!

340
00:18:05,522 --> 00:18:06,397
Wow.

341
00:18:06,981 --> 00:18:08,274
You called me "son."

342
00:18:09,234 --> 00:18:10,568
You must be in a lot of pain.

343
00:18:11,152 --> 00:18:13,863
And you know what? That's your ass, "Dad."

344
00:18:14,572 --> 00:18:16,616
Okay. You wanna stay mad?

345
00:18:16,699 --> 00:18:18,701
I feel sorry for you. I'm done.

346
00:18:18,785 --> 00:18:20,453
No, you never even started with me.

347
00:18:20,537 --> 00:18:22,163
What are you talkin' about?

348
00:18:22,247 --> 00:18:25,250
I reached out every way
that I could to fix what I did.

349
00:18:25,333 --> 00:18:26,543
And you wouldn't budge.

350
00:18:27,127 --> 00:18:31,422
Oh, so you think ordering some bullshit
to make me come around is reaching out.

351
00:18:32,006 --> 00:18:36,427
No, a meat thermometer is not no bullshit.
Don't nobody wanna catch salmonella.

352
00:18:38,805 --> 00:18:42,600
You know what? You ain't got to
worry about me coming around.

353
00:18:42,684 --> 00:18:46,729
And you damn sure don't have to worry
about me ever asking for nothing again.

354
00:18:50,358 --> 00:18:53,111
You got a phone charger?
My phone down to two percent.

355
00:18:57,699 --> 00:18:59,492
Why are we drinking this cheap-ass wine

356
00:18:59,576 --> 00:19:02,078
when I know you got
something stronger around here?

357
00:19:03,538 --> 00:19:05,456
So we "drinking" drinking now.

358
00:19:05,540 --> 00:19:08,334
Now? You didn't see me
spilling out that Uber?

359
00:19:10,128 --> 00:19:11,462
All right. I can hang.

360
00:19:12,088 --> 00:19:15,049
Uh-uh, wait a minute.
What did you do to Maya's bike?

361
00:19:15,133 --> 00:19:17,010
I'm making a memorial
for my fake boyfriend

362
00:19:17,093 --> 00:19:18,928
that died in a terrible accident.

363
00:19:19,762 --> 00:19:21,931
Well, you have our fake condolences.

364
00:19:24,392 --> 00:19:25,393
I sent flowers.

365
00:19:27,604 --> 00:19:29,147
I had to spend my whole day

366
00:19:29,230 --> 00:19:32,567
training my dumbass boss
so she could boss me.

367
00:19:32,650 --> 00:19:34,110
I told you she dumb, right?

368
00:19:35,111 --> 00:19:36,279
Well, look at me.

369
00:19:36,779 --> 00:19:40,658
I finally decide to get my leg fixed
and Medicare won't pay for it.

370
00:19:40,742 --> 00:19:44,996
They'd rather pay to keep me on disability
than pay to get me off of it.

371
00:19:45,079 --> 00:19:48,708
I mean, what kind of messed up
medical system do we have in this country?

372
00:19:50,043 --> 00:19:52,086
Canada's that way, right?

373
00:19:53,463 --> 00:19:55,006
I should quit and join you.

374
00:19:55,089 --> 00:19:56,090
You should.

375
00:19:56,174 --> 00:19:58,760
I can't go to Canada. Maya's got soccer.

376
00:20:01,221 --> 00:20:02,597
[groans] I can't hang.

377
00:20:04,182 --> 00:20:05,350
It's a skill.

378
00:20:09,646 --> 00:20:11,981
I was saying you should quit your job.

379
00:20:12,065 --> 00:20:14,734
Now, how am I gonna
quit my job with all these bills, huh?

380
00:20:15,318 --> 00:20:17,070
And I'm not taking any money from you.

381
00:20:17,153 --> 00:20:19,697
And I wasn't gonna give you any money.

382
00:20:21,157 --> 00:20:24,160
I'm saying find something new, then quit.

383
00:20:24,244 --> 00:20:25,870
That's the best kinda quitting.

384
00:20:25,954 --> 00:20:28,623
Girl, then you get to
go in there and show your ass.

385
00:20:29,332 --> 00:20:31,125
[chuckles softly] You are right.

386
00:20:31,918 --> 00:20:33,503
I'd love to show my ass.

387
00:20:33,586 --> 00:20:35,922
Give Sheila a nice big look.

388
00:20:36,005 --> 00:20:37,632
How you like this crease?

389
00:20:37,715 --> 00:20:38,925
[laughing]

390
00:20:40,843 --> 00:20:41,844
[thudding]

391
00:20:44,389 --> 00:20:45,890
You heard that, right?

392
00:20:45,974 --> 00:20:48,059
Yeah. Sound like
it came from the basement.

393
00:20:48,142 --> 00:20:48,977
Shh.

394
00:20:49,936 --> 00:20:50,770
[Duck yelps]

395
00:20:50,853 --> 00:20:53,189
-Somebody's down there!
-We the only ones home.

396
00:20:53,273 --> 00:20:54,524
Well, obviously not.

397
00:20:57,610 --> 00:20:59,320
Does that pan shoot bullets?

398
00:20:59,404 --> 00:21:00,863
Then get the hell outta here.

399
00:21:05,660 --> 00:21:07,495
Shit. I need all of 'em.

400
00:21:08,997 --> 00:21:10,373
Kelvin, come on.

401
00:21:10,456 --> 00:21:13,209
I can't run after the bus today.
I got on my good heels.

402
00:21:13,293 --> 00:21:14,627
-Where he at?
-Uh…

403
00:21:15,295 --> 00:21:17,630
He ain't here.
He went on some errands for me.

404
00:21:17,714 --> 00:21:20,675
Man, I don't think we're ever
gonna find Kelvin or that car.

405
00:21:20,758 --> 00:21:21,676
Hey, Tash.

406
00:21:24,887 --> 00:21:26,139
Don't trip.

407
00:21:26,764 --> 00:21:29,559
-Kelvin's out in Trey's car.
-Three-Finger Trey?

408
00:21:30,226 --> 00:21:32,729
Oh, Lord. Why are you standing there?
We gotta find him.

409
00:21:32,812 --> 00:21:34,230
We've been looking for him all day.

410
00:21:34,314 --> 00:21:35,940
[chuckles nervously] Oh, Trey gonna
mangle my baby.

411
00:21:36,024 --> 00:21:37,984
How will he throw a touchdown
with two fingers?

412
00:21:38,067 --> 00:21:40,778
-Damn it! I ain't never gonna get a house.
-Oh, there he is.

413
00:21:41,362 --> 00:21:43,906
-[squeals] My baby. Thank you. You okay.
-Yeah.

414
00:21:43,990 --> 00:21:46,200
Boy! What the hell was you thinking?

415
00:21:46,284 --> 00:21:48,036
-Look, I know, I messed up.
-[sighs in exasperation]

416
00:21:48,119 --> 00:21:49,746
Damn straight. Where's the car?

417
00:21:49,829 --> 00:21:52,749
I drove it over to school to floss
for my boys, and them thugs took it.

418
00:21:52,832 --> 00:21:53,708
[groans]

419
00:21:53,791 --> 00:21:55,918
You're right, Mom.
They're not good people.

420
00:21:56,002 --> 00:21:56,836
[grunts]

421
00:21:57,462 --> 00:21:58,338
Oh, man.

422
00:21:58,921 --> 00:22:01,257
Trey'll be pulling up here at 5:00.

423
00:22:01,341 --> 00:22:04,344
I gotta think of an idea.
Okay, I got an idea. Tasha, slap me.

424
00:22:05,094 --> 00:22:08,139
-[gasps] Damn, don't you wanna know why?
-Not really.

425
00:22:08,222 --> 00:22:11,476
[scoffs] Come on. We gotta act
like we got robbed. Come on!

426
00:22:12,060 --> 00:22:13,895
That's dumb, nobody gonna believe that.

427
00:22:13,978 --> 00:22:16,397
If you don't wanna die,
let's just trash the place.

428
00:22:16,481 --> 00:22:20,610
Here. Take this wrench over there
and bust that vending machine open.

429
00:22:20,693 --> 00:22:22,779
Tony, get the cash out of the register!

430
00:22:22,862 --> 00:22:24,655
[scoffs] I ain't messin' with Lucretia.

431
00:22:25,531 --> 00:22:26,657
[Bennie] Girl, that's my car!

432
00:22:26,741 --> 00:22:28,785
Ooh! Criminals don't know that.

433
00:22:31,954 --> 00:22:32,789
Where's my car?

434
00:22:33,414 --> 00:22:34,374
We got robbed.

435
00:22:34,457 --> 00:22:35,792
Yeah, they stole my purse.

436
00:22:36,334 --> 00:22:39,087
And I'm just trying to get
my baby boy back down to Alabama.

437
00:22:39,170 --> 00:22:41,923
Excuse us. Me and Étouffée
got a Greyhound to catch. Let's go.

438
00:22:42,006 --> 00:22:44,175
I said, "Where's my car?"

439
00:22:45,176 --> 00:22:46,052
Bennie!

440
00:22:46,552 --> 00:22:49,764
First of all, I'm gonna ask you politely

441
00:22:50,431 --> 00:22:52,475
to take your hands off of my son!

442
00:22:53,059 --> 00:22:54,018
Please, sir.

443
00:22:56,562 --> 00:22:58,106
That car meant a lot to me.

444
00:22:58,189 --> 00:23:01,067
That car didn't mean nothin' to you,
you couldn't even fit in it.

445
00:23:01,943 --> 00:23:03,945
Here. Is this what you want?

446
00:23:04,028 --> 00:23:05,196
Gimme that.

447
00:23:07,865 --> 00:23:08,741
You lucky.

448
00:23:08,825 --> 00:23:11,244
I ain't lucky.
Everybody knew that car was here.

449
00:23:11,327 --> 00:23:13,746
And I had to fight
five people to protect it.

450
00:23:13,830 --> 00:23:14,914
And it was an honor.

451
00:23:15,581 --> 00:23:17,333
But you don't need
to bring your cars here.

452
00:23:17,417 --> 00:23:19,794
It's a shame. You do good work.

453
00:23:19,877 --> 00:23:22,088
Use your instincts. We ain't shit.

454
00:23:22,171 --> 00:23:24,465
Some Black businesses,
you just can't support.

455
00:23:25,675 --> 00:23:26,634
Yeah, whatever.

456
00:23:28,761 --> 00:23:29,762
Oh!

457
00:23:29,846 --> 00:23:30,930
Lord Jesus.

458
00:23:31,514 --> 00:23:34,267
I bring him here so that
you can set a good example for him.

459
00:23:34,350 --> 00:23:36,811
But you dealin'
with shady dudes like Trey?

460
00:23:37,311 --> 00:23:38,396
Kelvin could be dead, Bennie.

461
00:23:38,479 --> 00:23:41,691
We wouldn't be able to recognize him
'cause he wouldn't have fingerprints.

462
00:23:42,650 --> 00:23:43,734
Hey, man. Come here.

463
00:23:47,155 --> 00:23:48,322
We good?

464
00:23:48,406 --> 00:23:50,158
We good. I got your back, man.

465
00:23:50,241 --> 00:23:51,534
We ain't good.

466
00:23:52,285 --> 00:23:53,744
We wouldn't be in this mess

467
00:23:53,828 --> 00:23:56,330
if you weren't trying
to impress those thugs at school.

468
00:23:56,414 --> 00:23:57,373
I'm sorry, Mama.

469
00:23:58,875 --> 00:23:59,750
Come here.

470
00:24:02,253 --> 00:24:05,298
Man, I'm glad Aaliyah
doesn't have this drama at her school.

471
00:24:05,381 --> 00:24:07,049
Then send Kelvin to her school.

472
00:24:07,717 --> 00:24:08,676
[Kelvin] What?

473
00:24:08,759 --> 00:24:11,262
I don't wanna go there.
That school's corny.

474
00:24:11,345 --> 00:24:14,140
I'm sorry, carjacker.
You think you have an opinion?

475
00:24:15,475 --> 00:24:16,392
Hmm.

476
00:24:17,018 --> 00:24:21,397
That's cool, man, to have
both of my kids going to the same school.

477
00:24:21,481 --> 00:24:24,567
Aaliyah will show you around,
introduce you to her friends.

478
00:24:24,650 --> 00:24:25,985
She's real popular.

479
00:24:31,616 --> 00:24:34,076
-What y'all doin' out here?
-Somebody's in the basement.

480
00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:35,077
We called the cops.

481
00:24:35,161 --> 00:24:37,455
[sighs] Y'all done called the cops?
That's Duck.

482
00:24:37,538 --> 00:24:38,706
Duck?

483
00:24:38,789 --> 00:24:41,834
Why is he in our basement?
You said he was gone.

484
00:24:41,918 --> 00:24:43,628
Yeah, to the basement.

485
00:24:44,754 --> 00:24:45,880
That's some bullshit.

486
00:24:47,298 --> 00:24:49,050
Don't use your words. Use your pan.

487
00:24:49,133 --> 00:24:52,345
No, I had to hide him out.
I didn't want nothing to happen to him.

488
00:24:52,428 --> 00:24:54,055
I didn't want him in the streets.

489
00:24:54,138 --> 00:24:56,724
Who said anything
about putting him in the street?

490
00:24:57,683 --> 00:25:01,145
I thought that you would have
just given him a cot down at the garage.

491
00:25:01,229 --> 00:25:03,523
Okay, that's good. You smart.

492
00:25:03,606 --> 00:25:05,566
No, you're just dumb.

493
00:25:07,360 --> 00:25:10,446
Okay, it's a false alarm,
but we glad you guys showed up.

494
00:25:10,530 --> 00:25:12,490
Finally. It took you an hour.

495
00:25:12,573 --> 00:25:14,534
We could have been chopped to pieces.

496
00:25:15,117 --> 00:25:16,536
We just left that.

497
00:25:17,787 --> 00:25:19,872
Please step aside
so we can check the house.

498
00:25:24,377 --> 00:25:26,587
This is
the Indianapolis Police Department.

499
00:25:26,671 --> 00:25:31,050
Whoever's in there, put your hands up
and walk out backwards towards my voice.

500
00:25:31,133 --> 00:25:33,010
Officers, you don't have to do this.

501
00:25:33,094 --> 00:25:35,388
We know this guy.
There's nothing to see here.

502
00:25:35,471 --> 00:25:37,181
Oh, my God!

503
00:25:38,182 --> 00:25:40,268
A strong-ass Milk Dud!

504
00:25:42,186 --> 00:25:44,855
Duck, we said add shoes.
Why are you naked?

505
00:25:46,190 --> 00:25:47,817
The cops said, "Put your hands up."

506
00:25:47,900 --> 00:25:50,945
This is the only way I could show
I'm not concealing nothing.

507
00:25:52,113 --> 00:25:55,658
-Ugh, Duck, put some clothes on.
-Wait, hold on.

508
00:25:55,741 --> 00:25:58,786
Let's make sure he's not hiding anything.

509
00:25:58,869 --> 00:26:00,538
Have him give us a spin.

510
00:26:02,665 --> 00:26:05,251
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