1
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Time to make the magic.

2
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This don't smell like no Midnight Musk.

3
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I done messed around
and grabbed a mosquito candle.

4
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"Nontoxic"? Oh, we good.

5
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Yeah, I'm gonna get sexy for you now.

6
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You think a mechanic
don't know how to get sexy?

7
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Yeah, don't play with me.

8
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Don't play with my love.

9
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

10
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[grunts]

11
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I'll get ready for you, baby.

12
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I knocked your toothbrush in the toilet.
I'll get you a new one tomorrow.

13
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Ugh… good night.

14
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Hey, babe, you're missing something.

15
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Hmm? Oh, no, no, I smell the candle.

16
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I'll call the exterminator in the morning.

17
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[sighs]

18
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Oh, man.

19
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-[sighs]
-[sighs] Mmm.

20
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-[sighs]
-Mmm. Not tonight, baby.

21
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You said that last night. You mad?

22
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[chuckles]

23
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Now, why would I be mad?

24
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'Cause I'm all revved up.
I can get it down to ten minutes.

25
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-Ten minutes?
-Yeah.

26
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Oh, now you want to go twice?

27
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Baby, I worked a double, okay?

28
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I took two kids to three practices,

29
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checked homework, redid homework,

30
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and I had to plan
for Kelvin's weekly dinner.

31
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Man, the boy only eats three things.

32
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How much planning did you have to do?

33
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Ask me again if I'm mad.

34
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-All right. Maybe tomorrow.
-Okay.

35
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[Regina sighs]

36
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[sighs]

37
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[buzzing]

38
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[buzzing]

39
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[continues buzzing]

40
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-[screams]
-What the…

41
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You had a mosquito on your ass.

42
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And if you liked it,
there could be another one.

43
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[vocalizing]

44
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♪ Solid as a rock ♪

45
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[vocalizing]

46
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♪ Solid ♪

47
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-Lookie here.
-Whoa, ho, ho!

48
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Whoa, Bennie, what you doing here already?

49
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Y'all wanna start some shit?

50
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[both laugh]

51
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Bennie Upshaw, on time and irritable?

52
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Ooh, looks like someone woke up
on the alone side of the bed this morning.

53
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[Duck] Oh, come on now.

54
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You can't question
the intimacy of a couple.

55
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The marital bed is sacred.

56
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You are hitting it though, right?

57
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Yeah, I've taken a few swings,
but Regina got a nasty curve lately.

58
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Is it a medical thing? She all right?

59
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She need some soup?

60
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No, it ain't medical. She's just tired.

61
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Tired means mad.

62
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Whole lot of tired women on death row.

63
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Yeah, well, Regina better get
a Red Bull 'cause she's on some bullshit.

64
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Listen, you're not
the first couple to run into a dry spell.

65
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That's why the Bible has plenty
of Scriptures to help you get through it.

66
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-Yeah?
-Yeah.

67
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Like Ephesians, chapter five, verse 22.

68
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"Wives should submit
to their own husbands as to the Lord--"

69
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Okay, right there. Stop right there
'cause I need to text this.

70
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You said Egyptians 59 through--

71
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No. I said Ephesians,

72
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but you ain't let me get to the part
of what the husband should do.

73
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I got the part the husband should do,
she's just not letting me do it.

74
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Please try that
"wives submit" shit with Regina.

75
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Maybe that'll finally be the thing
to make her smite your ass.

76
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At least she'd be touching it.

77
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Lucretia, what's your suggestion?

78
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I mean, you know Regina
a little bit better than me.

79
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It's not about Regina, it's about women.

80
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I do not need sex advice
from the world's angriest raisin.

81
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Uh, I do.

82
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First of all, Bennie,
I'm gonna let that slide

83
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'cause I know you're all backed up.

84
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Second, seduction is not
just for the bedroom.

85
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Y'all think y'all doing us
some favor with foreplay,

86
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but what you
ought to be doing is "before play."

87
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Brush your teeth
in the morning before you kiss her.

88
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Tell her she's pretty
without cupping her ass.

89
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And wash your hands.

90
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Don't sit there picking your
dirty nail with your other dirty nail.

91
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That's just dirty.

92
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Well, it can't be that easy.

93
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We're not that complicated,

94
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but, hey, you know, do you.

95
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Enjoy that me time with your Jergens.

96
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My girlfriend don't let me have me time.

97
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You're sharing too much.

98
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Excuse me?
I got a call my Nissan was ready.

99
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Oh, yeah. I can help you over here.

100
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Damn, she's fine. Oops.

101
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I just want to pay off her student loans.

102
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So, we fixed the fuel injection
so it wouldn't ride as rough.

103
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Hmm, too bad.

104
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Dating scene's been a little dry lately.

105
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I kind of liked the vibrations.

106
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[objects clattering]

107
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And you came in under the estimate, too.

108
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I had a lot of pent-up energy.

109
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Didn't need
as many man-hours as I thought.

110
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Well, I would love
a chance to make us even.

111
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I manage a restaurant
on Illinois Street, Chez Cocu.

112
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Why don't you come by tonight?

113
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Drop my name, they'll take care of you.

114
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Cool.

115
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Hey, player, player.

116
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Oh, yeah, you still got
that player gene, player.

117
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-Look at you, I see you.
-[Bennie mutters]

118
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What are you talking about?
A woman can't be grateful?

119
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Not when she looks that good. [chuckles]

120
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She was giving me the hookup.

121
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Yo. Chez Cocu, that's one of
the nicest places in the city.

122
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Yep.

123
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How do you know that?

124
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I robbed it once.

125
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That was back in my heathen days.

126
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I don't do that type of stuff no more.

127
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Yeah, fellas, I wish I could.
I got Kelvin tonight.

128
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[grunts] Kelvin will be with you
the rest of your life.

129
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Your prostate won't.

130
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You take Regina.

131
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Yeah, Regina would love that.

132
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She can put on that red dress she got.

133
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I mean, she would sleep with him after.

134
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Yeah, we having the same conversation.

135
00:07:00,232 --> 00:07:01,900
So, you guys really, really think

136
00:07:01,984 --> 00:07:04,528
that she'll give me some
if I take her to that restaurant?

137
00:07:04,611 --> 00:07:06,530
I heard the crab cakes cost $40.

138
00:07:06,613 --> 00:07:09,450
If she don't give you some,
take me. Shit, I will.

139
00:07:10,576 --> 00:07:12,995
Yeah, man, Regina needs this night out.

140
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She gets real freaky
when it comes to that thank-you sex.

141
00:07:15,789 --> 00:07:18,000
Yeah, she's a good woman.

142
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Well, then, Kelvin won't be mad
if I push one dinner.

143
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Dinner ain't nothing but food
you eat at night. The boy will understand.

144
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Yeah, how can I be a good father
if I'm tense all the time?

145
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-My father was tense. He dead.
-Yep.

146
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Bailing on my son for sex with my wife
is really the only decent thing to do.

147
00:07:36,852 --> 00:07:38,228
-There you go.
-Amen.

148
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Father of the year, right here.
Told you he'd know what to do.

149
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I was on the phone and Maya
wouldn't stop bothering me

150
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-and then she was like…
-[both clamoring]

151
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Pause!

152
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For the next ten minutes,
y'all are orphans.

153
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Sorry for your loss, goodbye.

154
00:08:09,927 --> 00:08:13,222
What's the one thing
you most want to do in the world tonight?

155
00:08:13,305 --> 00:08:14,473
Mmm…

156
00:08:14,556 --> 00:08:17,851
Climb into a warm bubble bath
while Idris Elba cooks dinner.

157
00:08:17,935 --> 00:08:21,313
[chuckles] You know they say
I'm the Idris Elba of Indiana.

158
00:08:23,190 --> 00:08:25,108
That's that opioid crisis talking.

159
00:08:26,527 --> 00:08:28,278
Oh, you're gonna wish you hadn't said that

160
00:08:28,362 --> 00:08:31,490
when I tell you that I'm gonna
take you to Chez Cocu's tonight.

161
00:08:32,157 --> 00:08:33,992
[laughs]

162
00:08:34,076 --> 00:08:37,496
To do what?
Eat my baked chicken in the parking lot?

163
00:08:39,081 --> 00:08:40,290
Oh, you deserve a night out.

164
00:08:40,374 --> 00:08:43,627
It's my way of
thanking you for welcoming Kelvin.

165
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It really means a lot to me, Regina.

166
00:08:46,964 --> 00:08:48,924
-Thank you, baby.
-Yeah.

167
00:08:49,007 --> 00:08:51,718
-But he's gonna be here in an hour.
-I'll push it.

168
00:08:51,802 --> 00:08:54,346
-Who's gonna watch the girls?
-I called Duck.

169
00:08:54,429 --> 00:08:56,223
Why? He knows a good babysitter?

170
00:08:57,391 --> 00:08:58,642
Duck's a good babysitter.

171
00:08:58,725 --> 00:09:00,352
He been locked up for seven years,

172
00:09:00,435 --> 00:09:04,147
and if anybody knows how to
institute a lockdown, it'll be Duck.

173
00:09:05,315 --> 00:09:08,610
[chuckles] All right, fine.
Who am I to turn down some lamb chops?

174
00:09:08,694 --> 00:09:12,406
Oh, that's what I'm trying to tell you.
Get the lamb chop… Oh, who is that?

175
00:09:13,282 --> 00:09:14,157
[door opens]

176
00:09:14,241 --> 00:09:15,909
Got a hot date, ain't got time to argue.

177
00:09:15,993 --> 00:09:17,869
Go on, Kelvin.
Go on, sit down. Okay. [clears throat]

178
00:09:18,453 --> 00:09:19,621
We ain't going.

179
00:09:19,705 --> 00:09:22,374
No, no, we going out. Let me handle it.

180
00:09:22,457 --> 00:09:23,375
Regina.

181
00:09:24,251 --> 00:09:25,085
Tasha.

182
00:09:29,131 --> 00:09:31,758
Now, look, Tasha, you can't be
showing up an hour early.

183
00:09:31,842 --> 00:09:34,136
You gotta give us a chance
to cancel your ass.

184
00:09:35,178 --> 00:09:37,556
The plan was to have dinner with your son.

185
00:09:37,639 --> 00:09:39,850
Yeah, but I'm taking Regina out to dinner.

186
00:09:39,933 --> 00:09:41,852
-Oh, is it her birthday?
-No.

187
00:09:41,935 --> 00:09:43,270
-Y'all's anniversary?
-No.

188
00:09:43,353 --> 00:09:45,022
Then it's just Wednesday.

189
00:09:45,606 --> 00:09:47,858
Wednesday's when you said
you'd let Kelvin be here

190
00:09:47,941 --> 00:09:49,192
and hang out with your family.

191
00:09:49,276 --> 00:09:51,486
He's gonna be
with his sisters. That's his family.

192
00:09:51,570 --> 00:09:53,447
-You know what? I can't… Oh.
-[car honks]

193
00:09:53,530 --> 00:09:55,490
You know what? Good enough. Ha!

194
00:09:55,574 --> 00:09:58,994
'Cause I got me
an assistant Costco manager in the car

195
00:09:59,077 --> 00:10:03,248
with a half tray of Hawaiian rolls
that nobody sampled yet. [chuckles]

196
00:10:04,333 --> 00:10:05,959
We got shit to do, 'scuse me.

197
00:10:09,338 --> 00:10:12,633
Yeah, we was gonna eat together,
but we got new plans.

198
00:10:12,716 --> 00:10:14,885
That's cool. You got the NBA package.

199
00:10:15,636 --> 00:10:18,430
-We do?
-Yeah, I bought it last time I was here.

200
00:10:24,978 --> 00:10:27,898
I just threw a little something on.

201
00:10:29,232 --> 00:10:31,735
Forget the table.
I ought to be eating off of you.

202
00:10:34,237 --> 00:10:35,072
Well, thank…

203
00:10:35,739 --> 00:10:37,616
-Hey, Kelvin. [chuckles]
-Hey.

204
00:10:37,699 --> 00:10:39,826
Oh, this is you handling it, huh, baby?

205
00:10:39,910 --> 00:10:42,871
Oh, Duck…
Duck is big, he can handle three kids.

206
00:10:43,538 --> 00:10:46,249
We're hungry. When's dinner?

207
00:10:46,333 --> 00:10:48,001
Change of plans. We're going out.

208
00:10:48,085 --> 00:10:49,544
Cool. We never go out.

209
00:10:49,628 --> 00:10:50,837
And you're still not.

210
00:10:52,005 --> 00:10:53,674
I mean, me and your mom. Here. Look.

211
00:10:53,757 --> 00:10:55,342
You guys get yourself some pizza.

212
00:10:56,134 --> 00:10:59,054
Okay? Be nice to each other.
Kelvin, you're the man of the house.

213
00:10:59,137 --> 00:10:59,971
Yes, sir.

214
00:11:00,055 --> 00:11:02,057
Call if you need anything. And remember…

215
00:11:02,140 --> 00:11:05,185
Don't open the door for Republicans.

216
00:11:08,605 --> 00:11:10,899
I gotta stop watching
Maddow in front of y'all.

217
00:11:14,236 --> 00:11:17,447
All right, forget the pizza.
I say we pocket this and call it a night.

218
00:11:17,531 --> 00:11:18,740
And then we starve?

219
00:11:18,824 --> 00:11:21,660
They got a room full of food,
genius. It's called a kitchen.

220
00:11:23,078 --> 00:11:25,831
That food's, like, raw.

221
00:11:27,165 --> 00:11:28,959
Don't have cooking
in the rich part of town?

222
00:11:29,042 --> 00:11:30,293
Who you calling rich?

223
00:11:30,377 --> 00:11:32,963
Okay. What kind of pasta sauce
does your mom use?

224
00:11:33,046 --> 00:11:34,381
I don't know. Ragu?

225
00:11:34,464 --> 00:11:36,758
In a jar? [chuckles] Yeah, y'all rich.

226
00:11:44,599 --> 00:11:45,767
Mmm-mmm. Mmm-mmm.

227
00:11:45,851 --> 00:11:48,687
Bennie, this place is way too nice for us.

228
00:11:48,770 --> 00:11:51,022
Are you looking at these prices?

229
00:11:51,106 --> 00:11:52,399
Our babies need shoes.

230
00:11:52,482 --> 00:11:54,818
Baby, relax. I got the hookup.

231
00:11:54,901 --> 00:11:56,987
Enjoy yourself. Let the night take you.

232
00:11:58,363 --> 00:12:00,991
Now, who the hell you know
got you a hook-up in here?

233
00:12:01,575 --> 00:12:04,369
Let's just say I'm hanging with
a better class of people now.

234
00:12:04,453 --> 00:12:06,580
Well, how come
they never show up at my house?

235
00:12:08,039 --> 00:12:11,418
All right, now before I dive
too deep into this menu,

236
00:12:11,501 --> 00:12:13,003
and I'm not gonna be mad…

237
00:12:13,086 --> 00:12:14,421
What?

238
00:12:14,504 --> 00:12:20,635
I need you to look me in my eyes
and tell me that this is legit.

239
00:12:20,719 --> 00:12:22,596
An amuse-bouche to start you off.

240
00:12:22,679 --> 00:12:26,475
Ooh, shit, look at these little spoons!
They're so cute, I want that.

241
00:12:26,558 --> 00:12:29,478
[slurps] Oh, I'm about to take yours, too.

242
00:12:29,561 --> 00:12:31,646
[moaning]

243
00:12:35,317 --> 00:12:36,318
What was that?

244
00:12:46,286 --> 00:12:48,455
So, I notice you wear yellow a lot.

245
00:12:50,582 --> 00:12:51,541
Uh-huh.

246
00:12:53,168 --> 00:12:54,753
That your favorite color or something?

247
00:12:55,587 --> 00:12:56,755
Yeah, sometimes.

248
00:12:59,382 --> 00:13:00,300
That's what's up.

249
00:13:02,511 --> 00:13:03,595
Is this weird?

250
00:13:04,304 --> 00:13:07,182
Yes. I don't know you like that.

251
00:13:07,265 --> 00:13:09,684
I've been staring at these eggs
hoping you'd leave.

252
00:13:10,685 --> 00:13:13,939
Well, this is my kitchen
and I wanted pizza, so that's on you.

253
00:13:16,107 --> 00:13:17,859
Where'd you learn how to do that?

254
00:13:17,943 --> 00:13:22,155
Well, my mom works,
so I had to teach myself how to cook.

255
00:13:22,239 --> 00:13:23,323
Why? You impressed?

256
00:13:25,992 --> 00:13:28,245
I mean, it was okay.

257
00:13:29,329 --> 00:13:30,205
Do it again.

258
00:13:33,291 --> 00:13:35,752
There's a man in the window!
There's a man in the window!

259
00:13:35,836 --> 00:13:37,295
-What?
-[Kelvin] I got this.

260
00:13:37,379 --> 00:13:39,464
-I'm calling Mom.
-Now he's there!

261
00:13:44,803 --> 00:13:46,596
Duck? What the hell, man?

262
00:13:47,764 --> 00:13:50,725
Your dad told me
to watch you, so I was watching you.

263
00:13:52,561 --> 00:13:54,354
You're supposed to
do that from the inside.

264
00:13:54,437 --> 00:13:56,523
Yeah, I ain't know
if y'all knew who I was.

265
00:13:56,606 --> 00:13:57,858
I ain't mean to creep you out.

266
00:13:57,941 --> 00:14:01,444
Oh, by the way, Maya,
you have a beautiful singing voice.

267
00:14:04,656 --> 00:14:05,866
[laughs]

268
00:14:05,949 --> 00:14:07,951
I was under that bed all night. [chuckles]

269
00:14:08,034 --> 00:14:12,414
When I told you to hide,
I didn't think you'd pick my mama's bed.

270
00:14:12,497 --> 00:14:15,041
I tried the closet.
Too many church hats in there.

271
00:14:15,125 --> 00:14:17,002
[laughs]

272
00:14:17,085 --> 00:14:20,171
And she needed every one, bless her heart.

273
00:14:20,255 --> 00:14:24,593
I mean, come on, she could not be sitting
in that front pew flashing a bald spot.

274
00:14:24,676 --> 00:14:25,760
[laughs]

275
00:14:26,344 --> 00:14:28,805
Yeah, man, I almost died under that bed.

276
00:14:28,889 --> 00:14:31,474
-[Regina chuckles]
-You know, your mama's not small.

277
00:14:34,269 --> 00:14:35,896
Don't talk about my mama.

278
00:14:37,272 --> 00:14:39,774
[both laugh]

279
00:14:40,609 --> 00:14:42,110
Oh. Oof.

280
00:14:42,193 --> 00:14:45,155
If I get any more bloated,
this dress is just gonna pop right off.

281
00:14:45,238 --> 00:14:46,990
-[chuckles]
-[Regina] Mmm.

282
00:14:47,574 --> 00:14:50,577
That sounded sexier in my head.

283
00:14:50,660 --> 00:14:51,786
[chuckles]

284
00:14:52,787 --> 00:14:54,456
You can hit it later.

285
00:14:56,875 --> 00:14:59,002
-But first I gotta hit the restroom.
-Mmm.

286
00:14:59,836 --> 00:15:00,921
Hey, take your purse

287
00:15:01,004 --> 00:15:03,214
'cause they got
a basket full of toothbrushes,

288
00:15:03,298 --> 00:15:05,091
baby wipes, all kinds of stuff in there.

289
00:15:05,175 --> 00:15:06,885
Why do you think I'm going?

290
00:15:12,182 --> 00:15:13,016
Enjoy your meal?

291
00:15:13,099 --> 00:15:15,518
Hey, I was looking for you when I came in.

292
00:15:15,602 --> 00:15:17,354
I want to tell you thanks for everything.

293
00:15:17,437 --> 00:15:21,024
Well, if that's all for you,
this is here when you're ready for it.

294
00:15:21,107 --> 00:15:22,525
To do what?

295
00:15:22,609 --> 00:15:23,693
You put money in it.

296
00:15:24,986 --> 00:15:26,404
I thought I had the hook-up.

297
00:15:26,488 --> 00:15:29,032
I don't buy dinner for men's wives.

298
00:15:29,866 --> 00:15:31,409
You had to know that I was married.

299
00:15:31,493 --> 00:15:34,663
I don't care that you're married.
I care that you brought her.

300
00:15:34,746 --> 00:15:35,622
[scoffs]

301
00:15:35,705 --> 00:15:37,332
Damn, do I attract a type?

302
00:15:38,124 --> 00:15:39,918
Hey, oh, excuse me, wait. Hey, hey.

303
00:15:40,001 --> 00:15:42,879
You talking about the chick
that was sitting in the chair?

304
00:15:42,963 --> 00:15:44,339
That's my sister.

305
00:15:45,048 --> 00:15:48,385
Yeah. I know you was throwed off
the way we was feeding each other,

306
00:15:48,468 --> 00:15:50,804
but that's the kind of house
we were raised in.

307
00:15:52,305 --> 00:15:55,100
Nice try. And tip's not included.

308
00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:04,859
Hey. Anybody wanna buy a watch?

309
00:16:07,237 --> 00:16:09,531
And because he would deny God's ask,

310
00:16:09,614 --> 00:16:14,536
Jonah was swallowed by a whale,
where he lived for three whole days.

311
00:16:15,203 --> 00:16:17,372
What is it like
to be in the belly of a whale?

312
00:16:17,455 --> 00:16:19,666
Uh, well…

313
00:16:21,042 --> 00:16:23,420
It's kind of like this.

314
00:16:24,087 --> 00:16:26,297
-[vocalizing]
-[giggles]

315
00:16:26,381 --> 00:16:27,632
[vocalizing]

316
00:16:27,716 --> 00:16:28,883
[chuckles]

317
00:16:28,967 --> 00:16:33,138
So you're saying, if I hear voices,
I should do what they tell me?

318
00:16:35,098 --> 00:16:37,726
Only if they sound like God.

319
00:16:37,809 --> 00:16:39,269
[cackles]

320
00:16:41,146 --> 00:16:42,564
Yep, there it is.

321
00:16:44,149 --> 00:16:46,109
It's a good thing Regina texted me.

322
00:16:46,192 --> 00:16:47,569
Y'all in here playing prison.

323
00:16:49,237 --> 00:16:50,655
What's wrong with you, Duck?

324
00:16:52,115 --> 00:16:54,534
Hey, dinner's ready. Oh, hey.

325
00:16:54,617 --> 00:16:55,744
[Duck chuckles]

326
00:16:55,827 --> 00:16:57,412
Dinner's ready already?

327
00:16:57,495 --> 00:16:59,914
I'm gonna go upstairs and get washed up.

328
00:16:59,998 --> 00:17:02,333
This smells good. Ha-ha!

329
00:17:03,835 --> 00:17:06,504
You want in on this omelet?
I make them special.

330
00:17:06,588 --> 00:17:09,674
What makes them so special?
You slip something in there?

331
00:17:11,092 --> 00:17:13,136
Little ham, little PCP?

332
00:17:15,138 --> 00:17:18,224
Auntie, I'm telling you,
you've never had an omelet this good.

333
00:17:18,308 --> 00:17:21,519
Hmm, and you've
never had an omelet at 3:00 a.m.

334
00:17:21,603 --> 00:17:23,396
in the middle of a shootout at a IHOP.

335
00:17:29,235 --> 00:17:32,113
Okay, I can see you know
how to turn up, Auntie.

336
00:17:32,822 --> 00:17:33,656
Auntie?

337
00:17:35,408 --> 00:17:37,702
You sure do know how to turn up, Lucretia?

338
00:17:40,497 --> 00:17:41,331
Ma'am?

339
00:17:43,625 --> 00:17:46,377
Ms. Turner. And yes, I do.

340
00:17:47,670 --> 00:17:48,755
[water splashing]

341
00:17:52,634 --> 00:17:53,927
Is that the shower?

342
00:17:55,929 --> 00:17:58,473
Which part of his body does Duck eat with?

343
00:18:06,940 --> 00:18:11,945
So, I was thinking,
why don't we get our dessert to go?

344
00:18:12,028 --> 00:18:13,113
Oh…

345
00:18:13,196 --> 00:18:17,075
Hmm? Turn our tiramisu
into a little tira-me-you.

346
00:18:18,284 --> 00:18:19,619
[chuckles]

347
00:18:19,702 --> 00:18:20,870
Listen, I was thinking,

348
00:18:20,954 --> 00:18:22,789
why don't you go start the car

349
00:18:22,872 --> 00:18:26,376
and pull up
in the entrance while I order it?

350
00:18:29,879 --> 00:18:30,880
[smacks lips]

351
00:18:30,964 --> 00:18:32,590
We gotta pay for this shit, huh?

352
00:18:35,844 --> 00:18:37,804
-We weren't supposed to.
-[scoffs]

353
00:18:37,887 --> 00:18:39,180
I had the hook-up.

354
00:18:39,264 --> 00:18:41,432
The manager came
into my shop and said we'd be set.

355
00:18:41,516 --> 00:18:43,143
Then talk to the manager.

356
00:18:43,226 --> 00:18:44,769
She's the one that gave me the bill.

357
00:18:44,853 --> 00:18:46,479
Oh, wait a minute, there it is.

358
00:18:46,563 --> 00:18:47,522
She. Okay.

359
00:18:47,605 --> 00:18:48,773
Ah, ha-ha, ah.

360
00:18:48,857 --> 00:18:50,358
-So… Ah-ah-ah, no.
-No. Come on now.

361
00:18:50,441 --> 00:18:52,735
What you meant
when you said you got the hook-up

362
00:18:52,819 --> 00:18:54,821
was that she wanted to hook up with you.

363
00:18:54,904 --> 00:18:57,240
-I didn't do anything.
-You tell her you were married?

364
00:18:57,323 --> 00:18:59,659
No. I wore my ring, I did my best. What?

365
00:19:00,368 --> 00:19:01,703
Tiramisu. Enjoy.

366
00:19:03,746 --> 00:19:07,417
I can't believe I bought your line
about me deserving a night out.

367
00:19:07,500 --> 00:19:09,335
[chuckles] You didn't do this for me.

368
00:19:09,419 --> 00:19:10,753
I did this for us.

369
00:19:13,548 --> 00:19:15,300
'Cause I wanted to have sex.

370
00:19:16,467 --> 00:19:17,468
I'm touched.

371
00:19:19,220 --> 00:19:20,388
You know how long it's been?

372
00:19:20,471 --> 00:19:22,807
No, but get ready to add another night.

373
00:19:24,142 --> 00:19:25,727
No, I'm serious.

374
00:19:26,311 --> 00:19:28,021
I mean, it's always something.

375
00:19:28,104 --> 00:19:31,441
It's like, "I'm tired,"
or, "Maybe tomorrow," or--

376
00:19:31,524 --> 00:19:33,234
So what? It's been a minute.

377
00:19:33,318 --> 00:19:36,946
Look, I mean,
everybody's telling you not to want me.

378
00:19:37,030 --> 00:19:38,531
Your sister says it on the daily.

379
00:19:39,282 --> 00:19:40,283
But I'm cool,

380
00:19:40,366 --> 00:19:43,369
'cause at the end of the day,
I know you still wanting me.

381
00:19:44,204 --> 00:19:46,706
Well, there's other ways to want someone.

382
00:19:47,290 --> 00:19:49,042
Yeah, but this is the fun way.

383
00:19:51,461 --> 00:19:55,131
So, sex is really that meaningful to you?

384
00:19:56,216 --> 00:20:00,637
I mean, I'll deny it, but I miss us.

385
00:20:02,430 --> 00:20:04,766
Did you miss us
when you dipped out on me with Tasha?

386
00:20:04,849 --> 00:20:06,768
Oh, here we go again.

387
00:20:06,851 --> 00:20:08,019
We settled it.

388
00:20:08,102 --> 00:20:09,854
I didn't dip out, we were on a break.

389
00:20:09,938 --> 00:20:14,609
Listen, ah… Every time she slithers up
to my house, I still gotta relive it.

390
00:20:14,692 --> 00:20:17,320
[sighs] Look, Regina,
she was dropping off Kelvin.

391
00:20:17,403 --> 00:20:20,782
And so what?
I'm supposed to just say, "Hey, girl,"

392
00:20:20,865 --> 00:20:22,325
when she gets to the door?

393
00:20:22,408 --> 00:20:25,662
To the chick that almost
broke up my home? Like we good?

394
00:20:25,745 --> 00:20:29,624
Shit. She never even apologized.

395
00:20:29,707 --> 00:20:30,959
But I did.

396
00:20:31,042 --> 00:20:33,044
And you accepted it.

397
00:20:33,127 --> 00:20:36,256
And you didn't have to
do any of that. But you did.

398
00:20:36,798 --> 00:20:38,049
Yeah, I did.

399
00:20:40,301 --> 00:20:42,095
It doesn't make it easy.

400
00:20:43,763 --> 00:20:45,014
I understand.

401
00:20:46,391 --> 00:20:49,269
But don't tell me
something's okay and it's not okay.

402
00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:52,772
Is my slate clean or not?

403
00:20:53,439 --> 00:20:54,524
[sighs]

404
00:20:54,607 --> 00:20:55,984
It's clean.

405
00:20:57,527 --> 00:20:59,320
But it's not spotless.

406
00:21:02,615 --> 00:21:04,450
-I'll take that.
-[laughs]

407
00:21:04,534 --> 00:21:06,661
Let's figure out how to pay this bill now.

408
00:21:09,747 --> 00:21:11,874
I guess you're gonna
have to hit on the manager.

409
00:21:12,917 --> 00:21:13,960
Is this a test?

410
00:21:15,545 --> 00:21:19,173
No. You Bennie-ed us into it,
so you're gonna Bennie us out of it.

411
00:21:22,051 --> 00:21:25,930
Auntie, next time you babysit,
can we go to the movies?

412
00:21:26,014 --> 00:21:27,015
Oh, better than that.

413
00:21:27,098 --> 00:21:31,894
I'm taking all my babies
to the movies on Saturday.

414
00:21:32,812 --> 00:21:34,272
Y'all go to the movies together?

415
00:21:35,064 --> 00:21:38,484
We don't really, like, go together.
We kind of just, like, meet up.

416
00:21:40,653 --> 00:21:41,654
In my car.

417
00:21:43,656 --> 00:21:46,993
It's all good, Ms. Turner.
I know you like me. I ain't trippin'.

418
00:21:48,202 --> 00:21:50,330
-Get your plate.
-Slow your roll, slow your roll.

419
00:21:50,413 --> 00:21:53,875
The boy cooked, y'all can clean up.
Come on, act like you live here.

420
00:21:54,751 --> 00:21:57,754
You kids think your folks would miss
this umbrella and neck pillow?

421
00:21:57,837 --> 00:21:59,047
You know what, never mind.

422
00:21:59,130 --> 00:22:00,882
If they say something, tell 'em I got it.

423
00:22:00,965 --> 00:22:03,301
Along with the duffel bag in the closet.

424
00:22:04,927 --> 00:22:06,220
Is Duck going somewhere?

425
00:22:06,304 --> 00:22:07,722
Not in life.

426
00:22:10,683 --> 00:22:13,436
It's odd that your parents
didn't leave you any pizza money.

427
00:22:13,519 --> 00:22:15,188
-Wait a minute…
-Damn.

428
00:22:16,439 --> 00:22:19,650
[chuckles] I mean, shoot,
I almost forgot to share. Here you go.

429
00:22:25,865 --> 00:22:27,575
Aren't y'all forgetting somebody?

430
00:22:29,327 --> 00:22:31,746
He cooked, we're cleaning.
What are you doing?

431
00:22:31,829 --> 00:22:34,207
Collecting hush money on your little scam.

432
00:22:38,127 --> 00:22:41,672
I got my eye on you.
Think you slick. Grifter.

433
00:22:44,342 --> 00:22:46,594
Even me, Auntie Cretia?

434
00:22:48,262 --> 00:22:50,306
I do love those cheeks.

435
00:22:50,848 --> 00:22:51,682
Run it.

436
00:22:59,607 --> 00:23:00,441
Got a new bill.

437
00:23:02,652 --> 00:23:03,486
It's more.

438
00:23:03,569 --> 00:23:05,071
She forgot you ordered coffee.

439
00:23:06,697 --> 00:23:09,117
Well, shit.
What are we supposed to do, huh?

440
00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:11,244
Flip a coin
to see which kid goes to college?

441
00:23:11,327 --> 00:23:12,286
I vote Maya.

442
00:23:14,831 --> 00:23:15,957
She's my favorite.

443
00:23:17,083 --> 00:23:18,042
Uh…

444
00:23:18,126 --> 00:23:19,460
If we gotta pay for all this,

445
00:23:19,544 --> 00:23:21,796
we're not leaving
until we lick our plates clean.

446
00:23:22,630 --> 00:23:25,925
Damn, my boxers broke
two courses ago. Get a doggie bag.

447
00:23:26,008 --> 00:23:28,386
[chuckles] Nice places like this
don't do doggie bags.

448
00:23:28,469 --> 00:23:30,304
[grunts] Put it in your purse.

449
00:23:30,388 --> 00:23:31,639
Would you just take a bite?

450
00:23:31,722 --> 00:23:33,099
Oh, man.

451
00:23:36,686 --> 00:23:37,562
Mmm.

452
00:23:38,521 --> 00:23:40,148
Oh, hell. Damn.

453
00:23:40,231 --> 00:23:41,983
What is that? What the hell?

454
00:23:42,608 --> 00:23:43,568
What's wrong, baby?

455
00:23:45,153 --> 00:23:46,028
[groans]

456
00:23:48,322 --> 00:23:52,702
Tell me I just didn't pull
a nasty-ass Band-Aid out my mouth.

457
00:23:53,411 --> 00:23:55,121
Oh, that's a Band-Aid.

458
00:23:55,204 --> 00:23:58,833
I just pulled
a nasty-ass Band-Aid out my mouth!

459
00:23:58,916 --> 00:24:01,294
Oh, everybody, everybody stop eating.

460
00:24:01,377 --> 00:24:03,171
My man just ate a Band-Aid.

461
00:24:03,254 --> 00:24:05,882
-[Bennie screams]
-And I work in a hospital, so I know.

462
00:24:05,965 --> 00:24:07,049
[Bennie screams]

463
00:24:07,633 --> 00:24:10,178
It's in me. I feel it in me.

464
00:24:10,845 --> 00:24:11,971
My side hurts.

465
00:24:12,513 --> 00:24:14,348
My vision is blurry!

466
00:24:14,432 --> 00:24:16,184
Oh, I got the hep!

467
00:24:17,059 --> 00:24:19,020
[screams]

468
00:24:19,604 --> 00:24:20,980
[gargles and spits]

469
00:24:22,273 --> 00:24:24,108
I can't get my tongue clean!

470
00:24:24,192 --> 00:24:25,359
[groans]

471
00:24:25,443 --> 00:24:28,362
And, folks, this is just the one we found.

472
00:24:28,446 --> 00:24:30,740
Would you please keep it down?

473
00:24:30,823 --> 00:24:33,910
Bitch, I just ate a Band-Aid.
You lucky I keep anything down.

474
00:24:33,993 --> 00:24:36,662
Don't you die on me, baby.
We got three kids.

475
00:24:36,746 --> 00:24:38,706
Just go. Please.

476
00:24:38,789 --> 00:24:41,334
Well, we can't.
My husband and I haven't paid our bill.

477
00:24:41,417 --> 00:24:45,087
Well, it's on the house
if you leave right now.

478
00:24:45,171 --> 00:24:46,756
-[groans]
-Okay.

479
00:24:47,423 --> 00:24:49,050
-[Bennie groans]
-[Regina] Come on, baby.

480
00:24:49,675 --> 00:24:51,135
I feel like I got the sweats.

481
00:24:51,219 --> 00:24:53,346
If I die, say nice things about me.

482
00:24:54,388 --> 00:24:55,806
Don't go on my phone.

483
00:24:58,059 --> 00:24:59,101
[Bennie groans]

484
00:25:01,354 --> 00:25:03,189
Fool, you fine. Okay?

485
00:25:03,814 --> 00:25:07,276
I put the Band-Aid
in there myself, all right?

486
00:25:07,944 --> 00:25:09,237
I got them from the bathroom.

487
00:25:10,279 --> 00:25:11,739
You shady as I am.

488
00:25:11,822 --> 00:25:13,074
Remember that.

489
00:25:15,034 --> 00:25:16,577
What if I swallowed that Band-Aid?

490
00:25:17,203 --> 00:25:20,790
I put six more in there.
Ain't nobody paying for that shit.

491
00:25:25,378 --> 00:25:26,963
-That's what I said.
-[both laugh]

492
00:25:27,046 --> 00:25:28,381
-Hey!
-Hi.

493
00:25:29,173 --> 00:25:32,260
Did y'all get something to eat?
Regina got lamb chops in her purse.

494
00:25:32,927 --> 00:25:34,845
-Not for them.
-Oh.

495
00:25:35,471 --> 00:25:36,639
How'd things go here?

496
00:25:36,722 --> 00:25:39,934
I have a full house. Things are fine.

497
00:25:40,017 --> 00:25:42,353
You really gotta teach me
how you be cheating.

498
00:25:42,436 --> 00:25:44,146
Come on, little man. Lemme drive you home.

499
00:25:44,230 --> 00:25:46,607
Hey, hurry back.
We still gotta have dessert.

500
00:25:46,691 --> 00:25:48,651
Hey, little man, let me get you a Uber.

501
00:25:49,902 --> 00:25:50,945
[doorbell rings]

502
00:25:51,028 --> 00:25:53,739
Well, that must be Mom.
But good to know where your head is at.

503
00:25:55,575 --> 00:25:57,910
Hey, Tasha.
Yeah, I was just finna bring him back.

504
00:25:57,994 --> 00:25:59,120
Thought you'd be out late.

505
00:25:59,203 --> 00:26:01,664
No, my date is over.

506
00:26:01,747 --> 00:26:05,126
But I'm making him drive us
home before I tell him. [chuckles]

507
00:26:05,209 --> 00:26:10,131
Well, we'll see you next week,
and, um, have a good night, Tasha.

508
00:26:10,798 --> 00:26:13,134
Oh, well, good night, Regina.

509
00:26:13,217 --> 00:26:16,137
I like that.
That felt nice right there. Yeah.

510
00:26:16,721 --> 00:26:18,389
[Regina] And I tell you what, Tasha.

511
00:26:18,472 --> 00:26:23,394
If he ever wants to come by
just because, he's welcome.

512
00:26:24,061 --> 00:26:25,313
-Oh.
-[car honks]

513
00:26:25,396 --> 00:26:26,647
Okay, we coming!

514
00:26:29,942 --> 00:26:32,612
That would be real nice. Thank you.

515
00:26:33,195 --> 00:26:34,155
All right, come on.

516
00:26:34,739 --> 00:26:35,573
You're welcome.

517
00:26:38,743 --> 00:26:40,077
You're doing too much.

518
00:26:42,371 --> 00:26:44,040
Uh, Lucretia, you, too.

519
00:26:44,123 --> 00:26:47,418
Giddy up, giddy up.
That "before play" worked.

520
00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:51,380
Hey, I'm gonna borrow this
real quick. And these sporks.

521
00:26:52,089 --> 00:26:56,177
Uh, by the way, your boy here
is homeless. You play with that.

522
00:26:59,930 --> 00:27:03,559
Okay, got Duck all set up on the couch.

523
00:27:03,643 --> 00:27:05,895
We'll figure that one out in the morning.

524
00:27:05,978 --> 00:27:08,022
And the girls are asleep.

525
00:27:08,105 --> 00:27:12,026
So, we can finally have that…

526
00:27:17,782 --> 00:27:18,616
Bennie.

527
00:27:23,621 --> 00:27:24,455
Bennie.

528
00:27:28,084 --> 00:27:29,543
Well, ain't this a bitch.

529
00:27:31,796 --> 00:27:34,965
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