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這是你一個人的稅單

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你肯定要坐牢了

3
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所以你知道問題出在哪裡了

4
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把那東西給我

5
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把這東西拿走

6
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我沒辦法計算這麼大的數字

7
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幫我解釋一下

8
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如果這是你欠的債務
那你的收入有多少?

9
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你沒跟我說過
你賺的錢跟共和黨一樣多

10
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我想當分離主義者

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他們不繳稅

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我忘了,你們黑人都不看新聞的

13
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我不在乎你欠誰錢,或欠了多少

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別動我的車行,露貴霞

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班尼,你以為我希望
事情變成這樣嗎?

16
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我快被債務淹沒了

17
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如果我不每天採取一些措施
罰款只會不斷增加

18
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我只聽到你一直在說

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“你...”

20
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這太扯了吧?

21
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保險不賠艾莉亞撞壞牆的修理費

22
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說什麼:“我沒有保到這部分”

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他們明知道我有打算要保的

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少來這邊抱怨

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沒人喜歡看別人扮演受害者

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露貴霞,你為什麼要傷害我?

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班尼,這是有史以來第一次
我不是故意的

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你也看到了我現在面臨的狀況
我只是採取必要的措施

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那就把車行賣給我吧

30
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我沒時間像迪士尼那樣
等著你來買資產

31
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確實,寶貝

32
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除非你還藏著更值錢的棒球卡

33
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別再糾結這件事了,蕾吉娜

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棒球卡換來的車已經被開走了

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對,撞穿了我的牆

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別再糾結這件事了,伯納德

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聽我說,班尼
我很樂意把車行賣給你

38
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我一向都是這麼打算的

39
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但我沒辦法再等15年

40
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等你終於認真起來

41
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夠了

42
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就當我沒有大姨子

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《我們厄蕭家》

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{\an8}(蕾吉娜Y希克斯
與旺達塞克絲主創)

45
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露貴霞不能賣掉這間車行

46
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{\an8}那個矮精靈不是應該有一桶金嗎?

47
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{\an8}她不在的時候你才有勇氣說大話

48
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{\an8}拜託,我隨時都充滿勇氣

49
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{\an8}她不在這裡吧?

50
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{\an8}那我要去哪裡消磨整天的時間?

51
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{\an8}該死的圖書館嗎?

52
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{\an8}不,你的肥屁股應該坐在那裡不動

53
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{\an8}看誰有辦法把你弄走

54
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{\an8}別賤嘴,這是我們共同要面對的難關

55
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{\an8}閉嘴,戴維斯,你根本不在這裡工作

56
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{\an8}顯然你們也沒在工作

57
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{\an8}說什麼鬼話?小心我打斷你另一條腿

58
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{\an8}夠了,你們兩個都別鬧了

59
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{\an8}露貴霞不會讓我露宿街頭的

60
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{\an8}- 這件事我會處理
- 怎麼處理?

61
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{\an8}你終於要跟她買下車行了嗎?

62
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{\an8}一點也沒錯

63
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{\an8}東尼

64
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{\an8}你要出多少?

65
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{\an8}啊?

66
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{\an8}我的意思是,看你女友對待你的方式

67
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{\an8}她一定很有錢

68
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{\an8}這就是你的計畫?

69
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{\an8}我女友叫什麼名字?

70
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{\an8}我一直以為她叫作:“嘿,寶貝”

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{\an8}最好是,我不會叫她出錢的

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{\an8}你可以再小氣一點

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{\an8}戴維斯

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{\an8}我知道你其實坐擁著什麼

75
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{\an8}對,這張椅子

76
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{\an8}結果黑人優步並沒有如我預料
帶來意外之財

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{\an8}收到停終信函更是雪上加霜

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{\an8}現在我只是個普通的黑人老運將

79
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{\an8}你們真的讓我很失望

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{\an8}我們只是跟你說實話

81
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{\an8}老實說,如果露貴霞
真有你說的那麼壞

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{\an8}我會很訝異她居然拖了這麼久

83
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{\an8}換作是我會馬上賣掉
這家車行早就成為黑人歷史了

84
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{\an8}其實我有點同情她

85
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{\an8}我也是

86
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{\an8}我們是不是該送她點什麼?

87
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{\an8}你覺得呢?

88
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{\an8}送她巧克力和水果籃怎麼樣?

89
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{\an8}送她內褲好了

90
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{\an8}- 巧克力和水果籃不好嗎?
- 不,她是個女人

91
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{\an8}女人都喜歡這種東西

92
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{\an8}- 有蕾絲的內褲嗎?
- 對,就是那種

93
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{\an8}- 還有內衣和絲襪
- 我媽媽都穿有花的...

94
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{\an8}哈囉,我還在耶!

95
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就當我沒有朋友

96
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(奇利斯美式餐廳)

97
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看看這個

98
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他們提供一千美元的獎學金

99
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只要我用鋁箔製作畢業舞會禮服?

100
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我家有鋁箔

101
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艾莉亞,你整天都在查獎學金的事

102
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我們來這裡是為了
讓你跟蹤那個性感服務生,崔斯坦

103
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上吧

104
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我沒時間欣賞他美麗的笑容
和完美的鼻子,莎瓦娜

105
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既然露貴霞阿姨的學費基金已經沒了

106
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我得想別的辦法付大學學費

107
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嘿,Siri
《非裔賠償法案》的進度到哪了?

108
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嘿,是鐵鍋起司醬和...
玉米片吃到飽吧?

109
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馬上來

110
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你有聽到嗎?他幫我們取了綽號

111
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我不確定喜不喜歡被叫吃到飽

112
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所以,等他回來的時候你要說什麼?

113
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我要點漢堡,讓他出乎意料

114
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擦擦口水,把你的心意告訴他

115
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這不是口水,是唇蜜

116
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看看你的下巴吧

117
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(歐提斯拳擊館)

118
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真不敢相信
我們得自己修理被車撞的洞

119
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我很以你為榮,這是你的天職

120
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謝了,爸

121
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這地方什麼時候能賺到錢?

122
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我的其中一道牆還只是合板
所以沒那麼快

123
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不會啊,合板很好

124
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- 什麼時候能開始收客人?
- 他們要在哪裡做運動?

125
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我開的是拳擊館,你覺得呢?

126
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星期五給我第一張支票?

127
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雖然我很欣賞你樂觀的態度
但請別像個王八蛋

128
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如果王八蛋會拿到錢

129
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我就必須當王八蛋

130
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聽著,我們都在面臨糟糕的處境

131
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你失去了一面牆

132
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我則是快要四面牆都沒有了

133
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我之前挺過你,現在你也應該挺我

134
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爸,就算我把那五千美元還你

135
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也遠遠不足以買下那家車行

136
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我的存款要乘以五倍才買得下

137
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真不敢相信那該死的富婆竟然陰我

138
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你懂我的心情嗎?

139
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你話幹嘛不說清楚?
你覺得我是正確還是對的?

140
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都算不上

141
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我知道你面臨難關

142
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但露貴霞阿姨不是故意要害你

143
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她已經試過各種方法
想解決這個爛攤子

144
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把車行賣掉是讓她能擺脫困境
最簡單的方法

145
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有點同理心吧

146
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就當我沒有兒子!

147
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那凱文呢?

148
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至少這次被他忘記的人不是我
感覺真好

149
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(富國銀行)

150
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我看到你的車行經營了大約15年

151
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這是件好事

152
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好什麼?

153
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我問你,這家銀行開多久了?

154
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- 富國銀行嗎?
- 對

155
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從1852年到現在

156
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我就是這個意思

157
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這麼大一筆貸款,我們需要抵押品

158
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在我看來

159
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唯一值這麼多錢的資產是你們的房子

160
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成交,這沒什麼

161
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當然有什麼

162
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那是我們一家人住的地方

163
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等等,老兄,讓我先搞定我老婆

164
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寶貝,拜託別這樣好嗎?

165
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班尼,我們不能拿自己的房子冒險

166
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不會冒險啊
除非我們不還錢才會失去房子

167
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幹嘛把我的擔憂講給我聽?

168
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因為你不應該擔憂,你應該要相信我

169
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- 史蒂芬就相信我
- 再說一次,他是因為有房子才相信

170
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他又不認識我,你是我老婆

171
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我相信你啊

172
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我只是要你想想看

173
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放棄車行真的有那麼糟糕嗎?

174
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你管管她,史蒂芬

175
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我的意思是

176
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你已經證明你有很多才能

177
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你總是照顧家人

178
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在開車行之前就是了

179
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我們一定能撐過這一關

180
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那是什麼爛中場鼓勵?

181
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你講得好像我們已經失去了車行

182
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幾乎快要了

183
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我跟露貴霞談過,寶貝

184
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她明天會找買家來

185
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我想該是時候面對現實了

186
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就當我沒有老婆!

187
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這是正確的決定

188
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不然我們絕對會拿走你們的房子

189
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(班尼修車行)

190
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地點很棒,對吧?

191
00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:12,260
我們跟高速公路只離一個街區

192
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而且轉彎那裡總是有個大洞

193
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所以我們修過很多輪胎

194
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還有車軸,如果他們想搶黃燈的話

195
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所以,你覺得呢?

196
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天啊,太棒了

197
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但這些機器呢?

198
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會一併附給你

199
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你只需要換個招牌

200
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除非你不介意別人叫你班尼

201
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“班尼書店”聽起來的確很不錯

202
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班尼書店?

203
00:09:37,660 --> 00:09:39,662
這兩個詞從沒擺在一起過

204
00:09:41,622 --> 00:09:45,835
只要配上舒適的地毯和好坐的沙發

205
00:09:45,835 --> 00:09:47,962
我可以想像人們來這裡打發時間

206
00:09:47,962 --> 00:09:50,631
不,聽我一句忠告

207
00:09:51,132 --> 00:09:53,175
如果你要收別人兩倍的費用

208
00:09:53,175 --> 00:09:56,804
你可不希望旁邊有人看著你遊手好閒

209
00:09:58,514 --> 00:10:02,727
我想你誤會了,我要把這裡變成書店

210
00:10:03,728 --> 00:10:04,854
書店?

211
00:10:05,521 --> 00:10:06,564
在共和黨州?

212
00:10:07,898 --> 00:10:10,318
少來了,你到底要賣什麼?
安非他命嗎?

213
00:10:11,569 --> 00:10:15,489
當你製毒第一次發生爆炸時
你會慶幸這是水泥房子

214
00:10:16,490 --> 00:10:18,534
我現在有畫面了

215
00:10:18,534 --> 00:10:20,161
這裡放書

216
00:10:20,161 --> 00:10:25,124
那邊做個不錯的咖啡吧檯
後面弄個小房間

217
00:10:25,124 --> 00:10:26,542
果然

218
00:10:27,043 --> 00:10:29,587
後面開房間
我就覺得你看起來很猥瑣

219
00:10:31,172 --> 00:10:34,467
你要在後面做什麼?
賣情趣用品?開賭場?

220
00:10:35,051 --> 00:10:37,178
“龍城”?

221
00:10:37,845 --> 00:10:41,307
我很確定“龍”代表什麼

222
00:10:42,016 --> 00:10:43,184
但是“城”...

223
00:10:43,184 --> 00:10:47,063
算了,無所謂
把錢拿來,要做什麼隨便你

224
00:10:47,063 --> 00:10:50,816
是《龍與地下城》
我是全職的地下城主

225
00:10:59,158 --> 00:11:03,037
如果你只是想把一大筆錢丟到水裡
那就幫我繳稅吧

226
00:11:03,537 --> 00:11:05,706
你到底想不想賣掉這裡?

227
00:11:05,706 --> 00:11:07,166
我不想賣給你

228
00:11:07,166 --> 00:11:09,210
這個社區需要一間車行

229
00:11:09,210 --> 00:11:11,379
而不是天曉得你想開的什麼鬼東西

230
00:11:11,379 --> 00:11:15,341
坐上你的龍飛回家吧

231
00:11:15,341 --> 00:11:17,551
我不需要龍

232
00:11:17,551 --> 00:11:23,766
我有魅力值加五
還有一匹不離身的多羅飛馬

233
00:11:25,059 --> 00:11:26,560
夭壽

234
00:11:28,062 --> 00:11:30,231
我以耶穌之名譴責你

235
00:11:30,731 --> 00:11:32,191
給我滾

236
00:11:32,191 --> 00:11:33,734
快滾啊!

237
00:11:38,197 --> 00:11:39,949
等等

238
00:11:40,574 --> 00:11:42,952
我以為你說
我們要再去另一家銀行試試看

239
00:11:42,952 --> 00:11:45,746
不,我是說我知道有個地方可以借錢

240
00:11:45,746 --> 00:11:47,623
你休想

241
00:11:47,623 --> 00:11:48,749
蕾吉娜

242
00:11:48,749 --> 00:11:52,211
我不會讓我的車行
被來自黑湖妖潭的露貴霞賣掉

243
00:11:52,837 --> 00:11:56,257
還有,我跟朋友巴卡沃斯說話的時候
你要保持鎮靜

244
00:11:56,257 --> 00:11:57,341
巴卡沃斯?

245
00:11:57,341 --> 00:11:59,927
那是我聽過最黑的名字

246
00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:04,598
巴卡沃斯?有時間聊聊嗎?

247
00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:08,394
班尼,老兄

248
00:12:08,936 --> 00:12:10,730
好久沒看到你來了

249
00:12:11,522 --> 00:12:12,565
真假?

250
00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:14,692
看來我的假設是錯的

251
00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:17,111
你媽還好嗎?

252
00:12:17,111 --> 00:12:18,904
她一直不接我電話

253
00:12:18,904 --> 00:12:21,532
她一直在打那支拋棄式手機,老兄

254
00:12:21,532 --> 00:12:23,242
我需要那支手機的號碼

255
00:12:23,242 --> 00:12:26,078
這樣吧,等我知道就告訴你

256
00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:29,290
老巴,我需要貸款

257
00:12:29,874 --> 00:12:32,209
沒問題,你需要多少?

258
00:12:33,377 --> 00:12:34,420
八萬

259
00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:37,298
就這樣?靠,一言為定

260
00:12:37,298 --> 00:12:40,217
等等,這也太快了吧

261
00:12:40,217 --> 00:12:45,097
條件是什麼?年利率是多少?
萬一他不還錢會怎樣?

262
00:12:45,097 --> 00:12:47,057
如果第一期款項沒還

263
00:12:47,057 --> 00:12:49,518
這沒什麼,我知道人生總會遇到狀況

264
00:12:50,686 --> 00:12:53,355
但如果第二期款項沒還
我會拔掉你的牙齒

265
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:55,691
先從...

266
00:12:56,692 --> 00:12:57,902
這顆叫什麼?我又忘了

267
00:12:57,902 --> 00:13:01,113
必要牙,我們走吧

268
00:13:01,113 --> 00:13:02,448
聽我說,蕾吉娜

269
00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:06,118
我的牙齒我作主,好嗎?

270
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:08,412
他支持黑人做生意

271
00:13:08,996 --> 00:13:11,332
我們少數族裔一定要團結

272
00:13:11,832 --> 00:13:13,834
不能被他們搞到反目成仇

273
00:13:14,752 --> 00:13:16,337
這顆叫門牙,對吧?

274
00:13:17,338 --> 00:13:19,006
想不出來的話我會煩惱一整天

275
00:13:22,176 --> 00:13:23,803
我們還要在這裡待多久?

276
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:26,597
我是說,鐵鍋裡都已經沒有起司醬了

277
00:13:26,597 --> 00:13:27,890
那就再見囉

278
00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:28,808
不

279
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:33,437
我說過,艾莉亞得找個男友
才不會繼續覺得我們尷尬

280
00:13:33,437 --> 00:13:35,731
我才不幹這種事

281
00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:37,983
艾莉亞,這是你最後的機會

282
00:13:37,983 --> 00:13:40,027
我的奇利斯禮品卡裡面沒儲值

283
00:13:40,027 --> 00:13:41,529
我只幫她付錢

284
00:13:41,529 --> 00:13:43,989
別逼我,一切都在我的掌握中

285
00:13:43,989 --> 00:13:45,783
那就好,因為他來了

286
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,160
還要點別的嗎?

287
00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:49,495
沒關係,不用了

288
00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:51,372
你們一定得點東西

289
00:13:51,372 --> 00:13:53,207
我老闆嫌你們霸佔位子

290
00:13:55,417 --> 00:13:57,086
艾莉亞好像想點東西

291
00:13:57,086 --> 00:13:58,254
你想點餐,對吧?

292
00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:00,631
你看起來很飢渴

293
00:14:01,215 --> 00:14:02,466
超飢渴

294
00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:04,927
好吧

295
00:14:04,927 --> 00:14:07,388
不然我先去其他桌,等下再回來?

296
00:14:07,388 --> 00:14:08,305
好

297
00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:12,810
我需要水

298
00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:15,604
好,夠了,就這麼辦

299
00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:18,566
- 等等,那是我的東西
- 我們知道

300
00:14:19,066 --> 00:14:22,778
少了錢包和手機,你就非得跟他說話
這叫愛之深責之切

301
00:14:22,778 --> 00:14:24,905
才怪,你休想離開

302
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,492
你的外套掉了

303
00:14:28,492 --> 00:14:30,160
你真是壞透了

304
00:14:30,744 --> 00:14:32,955
你還是單身,再見啦,親愛的

305
00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:38,961
嘿,怎麼樣?

306
00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:41,672
你的外套很好看,但不能抵餐費

307
00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:44,049
真的嗎?這件外套值40美元

308
00:14:44,049 --> 00:14:45,885
我們只點了起司醬和水

309
00:14:46,802 --> 00:14:48,846
很幽默,別擔心

310
00:14:48,846 --> 00:14:50,723
我看到你被朋友拋下,帳單我來處理

311
00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:52,975
你不用這樣

312
00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:56,061
我得這麼做,反正也是從我的薪水扣

313
00:14:56,979 --> 00:14:59,231
但現在看起來像是我在追你了

314
00:15:00,649 --> 00:15:01,483
有用嗎?

315
00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:03,861
我需要水

316
00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:06,530
好,我去幫你倒

317
00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:08,741
很高興有機會跟你聊天

318
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:11,744
我已經...打算這麼做好一陣子了

319
00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:16,665
我再15分鐘下班
如果你想出去玩的話

320
00:15:16,665 --> 00:15:17,666
當然

321
00:15:18,375 --> 00:15:19,209
我是說...

322
00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:21,879
你懂的

323
00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:24,632
我稍微有點時間

324
00:15:32,890 --> 00:15:35,434
班尼,我真的不想這麼做

325
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:38,103
這裡只有你覺得是個壞主意

326
00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:41,482
這裡只有我臉上沒有淚滴刺青

327
00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:43,067
我拿你要借的錢來了,班尼

328
00:15:43,651 --> 00:15:45,319
夢想馬上實現

329
00:15:46,278 --> 00:15:47,571
天啊,我可以摸摸看嗎?

330
00:15:47,571 --> 00:15:48,739
這些是你的錢了

331
00:15:49,573 --> 00:15:52,368
天啊,這樣就能化解一切

332
00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:54,662
等等,寶貝,看看這裡有多少錢

333
00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:57,373
當面清點太失禮了,我相信他

334
00:15:57,373 --> 00:16:01,877
你有15年的時間解決這個問題
現在卻想在一天之內解決

335
00:16:01,877 --> 00:16:04,171
這裡是美國,寶貝,美國很偉大

336
00:16:05,422 --> 00:16:08,050
那我換個說法

337
00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:09,218
班尼厄蕭

338
00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:12,304
你有大把時間還錢給露貴霞

339
00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:14,056
卻一直都沒還

340
00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:16,767
你真的覺得有辦法還錢給這位...

341
00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:18,852
巴卡沃斯先生

342
00:16:19,728 --> 00:16:21,230
按照他的條件?

343
00:16:21,730 --> 00:16:23,607
寶貝,你有一口好牙耶

344
00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:26,235
等等,15年?

345
00:16:26,860 --> 00:16:28,612
你是在說另一間車行嗎?

346
00:16:28,612 --> 00:16:31,115
不,我說的是同一間車行

347
00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:32,783
如果你有車,來找我

348
00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:35,911
我會給你友情價加上巴卡沃斯折扣

349
00:16:35,911 --> 00:16:38,247
來班尼修車行

350
00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:39,248
你很搞笑

351
00:16:40,374 --> 00:16:43,752
但你至少還清了之前的債吧?

352
00:16:43,752 --> 00:16:45,421
- 有啊
- 什麼?才沒有

353
00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:47,131
我們...原本我們打算要還

354
00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:50,467
但你也知道,生活開銷,再加上小孩

355
00:16:50,467 --> 00:16:52,469
我們沒有錢

356
00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:55,514
現在有了

357
00:16:56,306 --> 00:16:57,433
不,沒有了

358
00:16:58,308 --> 00:17:00,227
嘿,你怎麼把拉鍊拉起來?

359
00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:01,562
別拉了

360
00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:04,106
班尼,聽著,我是個商人

361
00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:06,567
我不能明知道會傷害對方
還硬是達成交易

362
00:17:07,067 --> 00:17:08,152
總得要有點希望

363
00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:10,195
拜託,老兄,你認識我媽媽

364
00:17:11,071 --> 00:17:14,616
我每拔一顆牙齒
都會想到她甜美的臉龐

365
00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:17,578
我辦不到,班尼

366
00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:19,163
借你錢風險太大了

367
00:17:19,788 --> 00:17:20,622
對不起

368
00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:23,709
我沒欠高利貸了!

369
00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:27,004
最好注意你的用詞

370
00:17:28,005 --> 00:17:28,839
對不起

371
00:17:29,465 --> 00:17:31,050
是我不好,沒事

372
00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:37,056
東尼

373
00:17:38,932 --> 00:17:41,268
你怎麼還在這裡假裝掃地?

374
00:17:41,268 --> 00:17:43,854
- 另一個可能出錢的買家要來
- 我知道

375
00:17:43,854 --> 00:17:46,065
我在試著讓自己看起來不可或缺

376
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:46,982
有用嗎?

377
00:17:51,653 --> 00:17:52,780
巴蒂斯特先生?

378
00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:56,075
還你一個優沛蕾

379
00:17:57,117 --> 00:17:59,661
你兒子會說英文嗎?

380
00:17:59,661 --> 00:18:02,289
就是跟我通電話的那個人

381
00:18:02,956 --> 00:18:04,666
你完全聽不懂,對吧?

382
00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:09,254
很高興認識你,巴蒂斯特先生

383
00:18:09,254 --> 00:18:10,214
我叫東尼

384
00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:11,757
幸會,東尼

385
00:18:13,008 --> 00:18:15,177
不可能,你會說法語?

386
00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:16,762
對啊,我是海地人

387
00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:19,640
你對我一無所知,對吧?

388
00:18:20,224 --> 00:18:21,141
有什麼必要?

389
00:18:21,141 --> 00:18:22,643
祝你商談愉快

390
00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:26,772
不,海地人快滾回來

391
00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:32,736
這句法文叫做...

392
00:18:33,737 --> 00:18:35,948
笨蛋,幫我翻譯,好嗎?

393
00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:40,119
我唯一會的法語
是從佩蒂拉貝爾的歌裡學的

394
00:18:41,495 --> 00:18:43,080
現在講那句話似乎不太恰當

395
00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:49,878
好吧,我來幫你們口譯

396
00:18:49,878 --> 00:18:53,590
謝謝,我的家人塞在路上

397
00:18:54,091 --> 00:18:55,467
請告訴透納女士

398
00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:57,636
我事先看過她開的條件

399
00:18:57,636 --> 00:18:59,096
一切看起來都沒問題

400
00:18:59,096 --> 00:19:00,597
我準備要簽名了

401
00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:04,309
他條件很硬

402
00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:06,687
讓我幫你說服他

403
00:19:06,687 --> 00:19:09,356
好,就這麼做,用法語說服他

404
00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:13,110
聽著,老實說

405
00:19:13,110 --> 00:19:14,987
她絕望得要命

406
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:18,198
我可以讓她降價兩千美元

407
00:19:18,198 --> 00:19:20,826
只要你能答應讓我保住工作

408
00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:24,580
太好了,我很樂意僱用你

409
00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:27,666
可以白紙黑字寫下來嗎?

410
00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:30,627
你是個聰明人

411
00:19:30,627 --> 00:19:31,795
當然

412
00:19:33,213 --> 00:19:35,048
好,我搞定了

413
00:19:35,048 --> 00:19:36,258
我是說,我幫你搞定了

414
00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:37,634
- 真的嗎?
- 對啊

415
00:19:37,634 --> 00:19:40,053
謝謝,你一直都是我最喜歡的那個

416
00:19:40,053 --> 00:19:41,930
為了快速成交

417
00:19:41,930 --> 00:19:43,724
我得降價兩千美元

418
00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:46,351
沒關係,越快越好,謝謝

419
00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:48,103
我一定會幫你說好話

420
00:19:48,103 --> 00:19:50,898
你不需要這樣,我們是一家人啊

421
00:19:52,065 --> 00:19:54,026
她想拒絕你

422
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:56,778
但我說服她接受了

423
00:19:56,778 --> 00:19:59,865
我就是這麼不可或缺

424
00:20:01,617 --> 00:20:02,576
爸

425
00:20:03,327 --> 00:20:04,870
抱歉,我們剛剛卡在路上

426
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:06,246
車子壞了

427
00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:08,874
那就放到你們的新頂車機上吧

428
00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:10,417
你爸剛買下這裡

429
00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:12,169
你終於買下自己的車行了?

430
00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:13,086
對啊

431
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,756
太謝謝了

432
00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:17,633
你不明白這對我們一家的意義

433
00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:21,261
擁有家族事業一直是我們的夢想

434
00:20:21,261 --> 00:20:24,473
家庭圓滿,自始至終

435
00:20:24,973 --> 00:20:28,894
我很高興能開啟新的篇章...

436
00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:32,564
加入你們

437
00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:37,569
家庭圓滿,自始至終

438
00:20:54,461 --> 00:20:57,881
你得先要有腦袋,才能陷入沉思

439
00:20:57,881 --> 00:20:59,174
別管我

440
00:21:00,050 --> 00:21:02,010
讓我享受一下待在“你”的車行的時刻

441
00:21:02,886 --> 00:21:04,429
在重型機械上喝酒

442
00:21:05,514 --> 00:21:08,016
你為什麼不乾脆呼麻算了?

443
00:21:08,016 --> 00:21:10,686
你知道的,我要夠茫才會上來這裡

444
00:21:11,645 --> 00:21:13,272
你做大多數事情的時候都在茫

445
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:16,108
你在這裡幹嘛?我們沒什麼好談的

446
00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:19,194
你說得對,我什麼都不是,記得嗎?

447
00:21:20,195 --> 00:21:21,363
我知道

448
00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:23,365
我在你婚禮敬酒的時候說了一整段

449
00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:27,077
但你為什麼厭惡自己?

450
00:21:28,412 --> 00:21:30,372
因為要是我按照計畫買下這裡

451
00:21:30,372 --> 00:21:32,666
你就沒機會賣掉了

452
00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:35,419
沒錯

453
00:21:35,419 --> 00:21:37,212
但你還有時間

454
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:40,841
滾回來工作吧

455
00:21:40,841 --> 00:21:41,758
靠

456
00:21:42,342 --> 00:21:44,094
要在不屬於我的車行裡工作?

457
00:21:44,094 --> 00:21:45,387
開除我吧

458
00:21:45,971 --> 00:21:47,180
我是認真的

459
00:21:48,181 --> 00:21:49,683
我決定不賣了

460
00:21:50,267 --> 00:21:52,102
我要改成賣掉我那棟樓

461
00:21:53,020 --> 00:21:54,104
你認真?

462
00:21:54,104 --> 00:21:55,439
真的

463
00:21:56,106 --> 00:21:57,774
你知道的,常言道

464
00:21:57,774 --> 00:22:01,778
“家庭圓滿,首部終...”
那是史提夫汪達的專輯

465
00:22:04,364 --> 00:22:05,198
你懂的

466
00:22:05,198 --> 00:22:07,034
你這是為了我?

467
00:22:07,034 --> 00:22:08,577
想得美

468
00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:10,203
我是為了戴維斯

469
00:22:11,621 --> 00:22:13,582
他需要有個地方每天殺時間

470
00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:17,627
或許有一小部分是為了我自己

471
00:22:17,627 --> 00:22:20,255
也許我想要有一份家族事業

472
00:22:21,715 --> 00:22:25,260
我的車行又回來了
把控制器給我,拿給我

473
00:22:25,260 --> 00:22:26,303
- 這東西嗎?
- 對

474
00:22:26,303 --> 00:22:29,514
我要緊緊抱住你,榨出你的綠色體液

475
00:22:29,514 --> 00:22:30,432
才不要

476
00:22:31,141 --> 00:22:32,976
露貴霞,你要接受我的抱抱

477
00:22:32,976 --> 00:22:34,019
不,我才不要

478
00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:35,562
祝你今晚愉快,班尼

479
00:22:35,562 --> 00:22:37,064
明天起有得拼囉

480
00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:38,690
露貴霞拉榭兒!

481
00:22:40,734 --> 00:22:42,027
車行回到我手上了!

482
00:22:46,239 --> 00:22:47,074
寶貝

483
00:22:47,657 --> 00:22:48,992
我要去我的車行了

484
00:22:49,701 --> 00:22:51,203
說這句話的感覺真好

485
00:22:51,787 --> 00:22:53,872
而且你連一顆牙都沒少

486
00:22:55,624 --> 00:22:59,586
顯然當你賣掉一棟房子卻沒有租約時

487
00:22:59,586 --> 00:23:01,046
他們會把你趕出去

488
00:23:02,422 --> 00:23:04,508
對,不用說也知道

489
00:23:04,508 --> 00:23:05,467
不,沒這回事

490
00:23:06,426 --> 00:23:08,136
我現在改住這裡了

491
00:23:46,883 --> 00:23:48,885
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