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[instrumental music plays]
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- [Bennie laughing]
- Hey, kids, we're leaving!
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What... what are you doing here?
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I'm babysitting.
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Nobody called you. Nobody never calls you.
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Yeah, Bernard's coming over to babysit.
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He was here. I sent him home.
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Y'all better get to dinner.
I charge by the half-hour.
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Son, I got here as soon as I could.
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Mama!
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[Bennie laughs]
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Honey, I got your voicemail
about Regina's heart attack
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and then your text saying she was gone.
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Don't worry, baby.
We can get through this.
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Now, the first thing we have to do
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is get rid of her tacky-ass couch.
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Uh... Mama, come on.
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"Her" is standing right here.
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Hi, Glodine.
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What in the resurrection?
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Look, Mama, Regina's alive, okay?
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She had to get her mind right,
but she's back.
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Yep, so thanks for checking on her.
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Nice seeing you.
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Bye now.
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Cree, hush up now.
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She's just playing.
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You know we love it
when you pop by without warning. Hmm.
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Hey, kids! Grandma Glodine is here!
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Ooh, the kids are home?
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[chuckles] Let me dig into God's pocket
and see what I got.
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Mama, the kids don't want
no wet titty money, okay?
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I've been calling you for about a month.
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- Where did you go?
- [Glodine] Oh, honey.
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I was a love hostage on a soul cruise.
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Capt. Lonnie wasn't turning
that boat around for little old me.
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But Frankie Beverly sends his condolences.
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[both] Grammie Glo!
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Hey!
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- Hey, Grammie Glo!
- Kelvin? You live here now?
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Y'all progressive.
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Progressing toward it.
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Bennie and I were about to go out
to dinner, Glodine. You wanna join us?
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Oh, no, I already ate.
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Let's go skating.
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Say what now?
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We can go to that rink
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with the strong drinks
and the padded rails.
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Mama, you read my mind.
Kids, get your skates. Let's go.
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We goin' skatin'.
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You can count me out.
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[chuckles] We never
counted you in, kickstand.
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[Glodine and Bennie laugh]
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That's a good one, baby.
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I was gonna say "tripod."
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[Glodine and Bennie laugh]
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- [Bennie] I love when you come to visit.
- Oh, honey, I do too.
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- [both] Mwah!
- [Bennie chuckles]
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[vocalizing]
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♪ Solid as a rock ♪
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[vocalizing]
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♪ Solid, solid, solid, solid ♪
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[disco music playing over PA]
♪ It's time to lay down ♪
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♪ So won't you come 'round... ♪
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Y'all get on my nerves.
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You call me to come babysit,
Lucretia sends me home,
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and then you tell me to come skate,
and I have to drive across town.
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That's a lot of complaining
for a guy with monogrammed skates.
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[laughs]
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Just go and skate with your grandma
while I stand here hungry and overdressed.
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Looking good, Maya.
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I know!
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- Ooh!
- [thud]
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[Maya] I'm okay!
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I see you, Kelvin. Keep trying.
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Thanks, Miss Regina.
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Hey, baby!
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Buy me some pizza, baby.
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How many slices?
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Two-ooh!
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[skaters chanting] Ooh, ooh! Ooh, ooh!
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[Bennie] Never mind. I started something.
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[skaters chanting] Ooh, ooh! Ooh, ooh!
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Ooh, ooh! Ooh, ooh! Ooh, ooh!
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[skaters continue whooping]
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Hey.
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How come you ain't out there?
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Your man done started something.
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Hmm, yeah.
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Haven't done that since I was a kid.
You couldn't pay me to get back on skates.
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You know, sometimes you with my son
confuses me.
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Hmm. Yeah, I get that a lot.
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Mostly from my sister.
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Girl, don't you let somebody with nobody
try to tell you how to be with somebody.
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Okay, I ain't mad at that. [chuckles]
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[skaters] Ooh, ooh! Ooh, ooh!
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Mama, I left you a space. Get in here!
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- [skaters] Ooh, ooh!
- No, you go ahead, baby.
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That's all on you-ooh!
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[skaters continue] Ooh, ooh! Ooh, ooh!
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[soulful instrumental music plays]
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[funky music playing over PA]
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I'm supposed to be eating prime rib
right now, but real talk?
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This shit slaps.
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You know what else is gonna slap?
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Your ass on the toilet seat later.
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Whatever.
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It tastes so good, I'll take my chances.
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You ain't sick yet, so...
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My two favorite ladies kicking it,
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and I love it. [laughs]
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Okay, who gets the blue,
and who gets the red?
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I'm gonna mix them together
so I can have me a purple.
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[chuckles] Uh-uh. Let me hit this blue.
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- Blue.
- Mm-hmm.
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Y'all, uh, count me out.
I like to see where my drinks come from.
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Straight brown.
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Never lets you down.
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But y'all go ahead
and enjoy them cups of fentanyl.
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Mama, I miss you.
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But why are you really here?
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I need a reason to come visit my family?
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Mama.
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You know you always got an angle.
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Fine.
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I get why you might be
a little suspicious.
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A little? Like all those
class-action suits you joined.
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We all know you ain't never lived
near Camp Lejeune.
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[Bennie chuckles]
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I did have a PO box there.
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Yeah, that you put in my name.
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You don't have to read me my rap sheet.
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I got a parole officer for that.
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But the truth is,
getting too old for scamming.
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I can't do jail time
with plantar fasciitis.
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[Regina chuckles softly]
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Just fess up.
What you doing, and who you doing it to?
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Okay, fine.
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You got me.
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You do know your mama.
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- [Bennie laughing]
- We too much alike.
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- Apple don't fall far from the tree.
- Mama, stop saying the same shit, okay?
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Now just spill it. Come on, Mama.
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I'm telling you,
that scamming shit is in my past.
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All right. It better be.
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[Glodine] To show you I'm for real,
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y'all remember Regina's
little bitty diamond earrings
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that went missing a couple of years ago?
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- Yeah.
- How do you know about that?
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'Cause I stole 'em.
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Oh!
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But, because I'm done with that life,
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and because you didn't recognize them,
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I'm giving them back.
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[Bennie] Oh my God.
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So, what do you think, Gary?
Does it live up to the pictures?
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Better. I never thought I'd find an Airbnb
this nice for the Big Ten Tournament.
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Well, happy to have you,
and, just so you know,
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the liquor's off limits,
food stays in the kitchen,
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don't be running up my light bill,
keep your mitts off the thermostat,
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and if my ass touches toilet water,
we gonna have a problem.
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Other than that, make yourself at home.
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Um...
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Normally, the host isn't
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home when I make myself at home.
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Oh man.
Are you gonna be doing weird stuff?
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Okay, look, I'm not here to kink shame,
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but just keep the freaky in your bedroom.
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All the rooms are my room.
I rented your whole apartment.
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See? You listed the whole place.
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[scoffs] I clicked that?
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I thought I was blocking cookies.
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Okay, well, look,
obviously I made a mistake.
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I can't let you have my entire apartment.
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Look, I have nowhere to go.
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Then you don't have any of my money.
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Okay, look, man.
Look, hey, I'm chill, right?
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And... and we're vibing.
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All right.
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I'll find a spot.
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Just let me grab a bag
and... lock up my ammo.
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Again, welcome.
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[funky instrumental music plays]
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Hey, you Bennie Upshaw?
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Yeah, what's happenin'?
Nigga, I know I ain't your daddy.
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No, I ain't looking for no daddy.
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I'm Bennie Upshaw. What's happening?
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Came to collect your mom's $5,000.
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Man, I ain't got that kind of money now.
Why you walking up on me like that?
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- What's happening? Hey, man.
- You better find it!
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Playa!
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Oh, it's like that. Hey, Duck! Yeah.
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Oh, he's in Jesus school.
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Hey, man,
I'm looking for some muscle in the shop.
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- You guys looking for work?
- We all filled up.
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What we got?
Three, four more shakedowns today?
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Let's get this started right now, man.
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Hey, man. What's happening
with you, man? Huh?
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Hey!
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Okay, man, the joke's on you.
I had to replace that anyway.
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What about your knees?
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You gotta replace them?
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Hey man, my bad. You can continue
to whoop this car's ass if you want to.
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Hey, what you doing?
Hey, get up off of me.
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You got the money yet?
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What you think?
It just jumped in my pocket?
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- Come on, man.
- Get your hands off my baby.
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Don't make me pull out my pistol.
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Yeah, my mama stays strapped. What's up?
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Baby, relax. I got their money.
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Well, at least some of it.
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Dig in that other titty
'cause they want all they money.
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I can get the rest in a couple of days.
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Tomorrow.
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Or we're gonna start breaking
a lot more shit.
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Hey, I'm telling you, bro.
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Yeah, y'all lucky
I don't fight in front of my mama!
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Son, you all right?
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Mama, I thought you said
you stopped scamming.
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I did.
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But you see how big those dudes are.
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That's why I stopped.
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They still want their money though.
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Why didn't you just tell me?
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'Cause I thought I could take care of it
before they even got to you.
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Why is anybody getting to me?
How do they even know about me?
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I'm proud of you.
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Can't a mama brag
about her successful son?
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Yeah. Brag about me, not my address.
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I'm surprised they started here.
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I did mention that you're a homeowner.
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Mama!
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What? What am I supposed to say?
"My son ain't shit"?
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Okay, I didn't wanna ruin
our anniversary dinner,
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but which time we got together
are we celebrating?
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Uh, the one that stuck.
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Ah, that's cute.
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The night is not over.
I got a little surprise for you.
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- Oh!
- [Bernard chuckles]
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Hey, nephew. Hey, Hector.
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Is she the surprise? Because if so,
we are not on the same page.
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No, the surprise
was that champagne she's guzzling.
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It's sparkling wine. Don't dress it up.
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Why is any of this happening?
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Well... [sighs]
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Hector, can you give us
some privacy, please?
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Yeah.
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I'm sorry, it's the best I could do.
His shower's in the kitchen.
249
00:12:14,525 --> 00:12:16,527
I'm Airbnb-ing my place.
250
00:12:16,610 --> 00:12:18,237
The lease says we can't do that.
251
00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:22,324
Me, as owner of the building, says I can,
252
00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:24,910
so I'm gonna need to stay here
for a couple of nights.
253
00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:26,704
Go stay with Mom and Bennie.
254
00:12:28,164 --> 00:12:29,582
And tell them what?
255
00:12:29,665 --> 00:12:31,208
They don't know about my
256
00:12:32,543 --> 00:12:34,128
circumstance.
257
00:12:34,211 --> 00:12:35,504
Oh, that you're broke?
258
00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:36,922
Bernard told me.
259
00:12:39,216 --> 00:12:42,928
Well, look, Hector and I are celebrating,
so you can't stay here.
260
00:12:43,012 --> 00:12:47,183
You should be celebrating
the fact that I never charge you rent.
261
00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:52,104
Look, I'm not a monster, okay?
262
00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:56,859
I'll just go in the bedroom,
and you... you can have your space.
263
00:13:02,948 --> 00:13:04,158
[Hector murmurs]
264
00:13:07,411 --> 00:13:09,121
Would somebody top me off?
265
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:17,296
Hey. The hell happened to you?
266
00:13:17,379 --> 00:13:19,715
Had to check these fools
that came at my mama.
267
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,133
Are you all right?
268
00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:22,676
Yeah, I'm good. I'm good.
269
00:13:24,094 --> 00:13:26,222
We got $5,000
we can give my mama real quick?
270
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:29,806
It's in the refrigerator right behind
the "What the hell is wrong with you?"
271
00:13:30,684 --> 00:13:33,062
Wait a minute. What happened
to her giving up scamming?
272
00:13:33,145 --> 00:13:35,272
"Her" is sitting right here,
273
00:13:35,773 --> 00:13:37,024
and I did.
274
00:13:37,107 --> 00:13:39,568
I just got a couple of loose ends,
275
00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:41,320
but they my problem.
276
00:13:41,403 --> 00:13:42,947
Damn right they are.
277
00:13:43,030 --> 00:13:46,408
- No, since they found me, I'm in it now.
- Bennie, how you gon' help?
278
00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:51,163
You got way too many kids
to be sitting on spare cash.
279
00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:55,543
Unless you got something valuable
laying around I don't know about.
280
00:14:04,134 --> 00:14:09,473
This better be a dramatic pause
'cause that "no" is coming slow as shit.
281
00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:13,143
I got a little something.
282
00:14:13,227 --> 00:14:15,938
Boy, don't you even think
about those baseball cards.
283
00:14:16,021 --> 00:14:18,566
- Oh, Mama!
- Uh, I... I'm sorry.
284
00:14:18,649 --> 00:14:23,946
You got baseball cards worth $5,000?
285
00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:27,741
Okay, Lord knows I don't wanna start
no commotion between y'all.
286
00:14:29,159 --> 00:14:32,288
Look, honey. Bennie, your mama's slick.
287
00:14:32,788 --> 00:14:33,914
I got this.
288
00:14:34,665 --> 00:14:37,543
You remember that time
I got caught selling those tickets
289
00:14:37,626 --> 00:14:40,129
to an imaginary Jodeci concert?
290
00:14:41,755 --> 00:14:45,092
- Yeah, I remember.
- Yeah, well, I outran that mob.
291
00:14:45,175 --> 00:14:47,720
[laughs] I can outrun this one.
292
00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:51,891
She won't be outrunning nobody
with them flat feet.
293
00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:57,813
What the hell, Bennie? Huh? What the hell?
294
00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:03,986
All the shit we've been through,
all the times that we have needed money.
295
00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:07,740
Begging Lucretia,
begging the power company,
296
00:15:07,823 --> 00:15:10,117
begging Lucretia to pay the power company.
297
00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:11,327
My GMAT money.
298
00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:14,705
Gee, you could've fixed all that.
299
00:15:14,788 --> 00:15:15,789
What about you?
300
00:15:16,290 --> 00:15:18,709
I've never seen you come off that necklace
you be hiding
301
00:15:18,792 --> 00:15:21,670
in that dusty-ass Crown Royal bag
up there in the bedroom.
302
00:15:22,171 --> 00:15:25,799
Oh, I know you not talking
about my mama's cameo.
303
00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:30,512
I am passing that down to whichever child
takes care of me in my old age.
304
00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:35,184
Well, those cards mean a lot to me,
305
00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:37,728
and I never thought about selling them.
306
00:15:37,811 --> 00:15:40,940
Why not? You...
you don't even like baseball!
307
00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:45,105
- My dad gave them to me.
- [Regina] Oh shit, please.
308
00:15:45,152 --> 00:15:47,780
You only saying that
'cause I said, "My mama's cameo."
309
00:15:47,863 --> 00:15:49,365
I'm serious, Regina.
310
00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:51,992
Every time my dad
would get a little extra money,
311
00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:54,453
he would go buy me them little Topp cards.
312
00:15:55,287 --> 00:15:57,873
Damn, we used to have so much fun
with them cards.
313
00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:02,086
He would sit there,
chew his tobacco and spit.
314
00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:06,340
And I'd be chewing my bubblegum
blowing bubbles. [inhales, exhales]
315
00:16:06,423 --> 00:16:07,423
Spit.
316
00:16:09,718 --> 00:16:11,136
Man, I loved that shit.
317
00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:14,974
I'm so sorry, baby.
318
00:16:15,557 --> 00:16:17,059
I had no idea.
319
00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:25,442
I... I don't wanna sell the cards,
but I gotta do it for my ma.
320
00:16:25,526 --> 00:16:27,778
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I get it. I get it.
321
00:16:28,737 --> 00:16:29,947
Sell the cards.
322
00:16:31,031 --> 00:16:34,118
That way, you can pay off your mom's debt.
323
00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:38,706
- And give the rest to me.
- What?
324
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:43,502
As you heard, I have memories too.
325
00:16:45,295 --> 00:16:50,467
Like waiting three hours in line
for a fake-ass Jodeci concert!
326
00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:53,554
I gave you
your little bitty-ass earrings back.
327
00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:57,266
I can't undo everything.
328
00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:05,649
So it's not much but, you know, it's cozy.
329
00:17:10,487 --> 00:17:12,364
Ooh, Bernard!
330
00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:13,866
You two-timing Hector?
331
00:17:15,576 --> 00:17:17,578
You really don't have a type, do you?
332
00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:20,122
Aunt Lucretia, this is Roger.
333
00:17:20,205 --> 00:17:23,500
Uh, Bernard, you don't introduce
your side piece to family!
334
00:17:23,584 --> 00:17:24,501
I'm not cheating.
335
00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:27,379
He's gonna be Airbnb-ing my place
for the next few days.
336
00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:31,133
When I learned how much money you make,
it felt stupid not to get in on it.
337
00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:34,511
Uh, well, I heard
the owner does not allow that.
338
00:17:34,595 --> 00:17:38,265
Well, I heard some stuff the owner
doesn't want other people to hear.
339
00:17:38,348 --> 00:17:39,683
That's dirty, Bernard.
340
00:17:40,851 --> 00:17:45,439
- That's that Bennie in you.
- So I'll be at Hector's or my parents'.
341
00:17:45,522 --> 00:17:49,443
Or any other many places I can go to
because I live in truth.
342
00:17:49,526 --> 00:17:51,070
Wi-Fi code is on the table.
343
00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:53,530
Excuse me, I'll take these pretzels.
344
00:17:54,531 --> 00:17:57,117
What? Where am I supposed to go?
345
00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:59,620
That's between you and your secrets. Bye.
346
00:18:03,540 --> 00:18:06,043
Hey, man. You want a roommate?
347
00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:08,253
Oh, hell no.
348
00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:10,339
[TV playing]
349
00:18:11,006 --> 00:18:13,550
[sniffs] Is that coming from your feet?
350
00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:20,182
[cell phone ringing]
351
00:18:24,311 --> 00:18:25,311
Hey.
352
00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:29,691
Yeah, look, I gotta make this quick.
Bennie's selling the cards right now.
353
00:18:30,859 --> 00:18:33,737
I told you
my son would do anything for me.
354
00:18:35,239 --> 00:18:39,076
Yeah. Well, just let me get this money,
and then we can book the tickets.
355
00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:42,704
Countdown to Cabo. [chuckles]
356
00:18:43,413 --> 00:18:44,540
Ciao, baby.
357
00:18:47,042 --> 00:18:49,461
[groans] I hate working for a living.
358
00:18:52,089 --> 00:18:54,633
- So, how's it going?
- [Bennie chuckles]
359
00:18:54,716 --> 00:18:57,678
We'd be done
if this dude stopped window shopping.
360
00:18:57,761 --> 00:19:01,348
- I definitely want a lot of these.
- Then what's the problem? Wrap it up.
361
00:19:01,431 --> 00:19:03,892
- Well, a couple of them are faded.
- [Bennie] No.
362
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:07,479
That's not a faded Reggie Jackson.
He's just light skinned.
363
00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:12,734
All right.
Three grand for the whole thing.
364
00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:15,362
Three grand?! Shit! You faded!
365
00:19:17,656 --> 00:19:20,117
Now, that card right there
costs 500 by itself.
366
00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:23,537
You know, people always
trying to take advantage.
367
00:19:25,038 --> 00:19:26,373
How about five Gs?
368
00:19:27,332 --> 00:19:28,542
Sounds good to me.
369
00:19:28,625 --> 00:19:33,046
So, how we doing this?
Cash App? Venmo? Apple Pay? Zelle?
370
00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:34,173
[Glodine chuckles]
371
00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:35,883
They take the least off the top.
372
00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:36,967
[Bennie chuckles]
373
00:19:37,050 --> 00:19:38,260
I'll just take cash.
374
00:19:38,802 --> 00:19:40,804
Let me, uh, move some things around.
375
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:45,267
[mouthing]
376
00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:47,519
Thank you for this, son.
377
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:52,191
I know. I was fronting,
but I don't know what I would've done.
378
00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:54,359
Mama, you know I'd do anything for you.
379
00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:55,860
Yeah.
380
00:19:56,486 --> 00:19:57,696
I had a hunch.
381
00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:00,199
Oh shit, other people.
382
00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:02,742
[Lucretia] Uh...
383
00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:05,954
What are y'all doing here on a Sunday?
384
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:09,082
Huh! Selling my baseball cards.
385
00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:12,002
Baseball cards? What kind of bullshit...
386
00:20:14,755 --> 00:20:17,341
Y'all better not be
human trafficking in here.
387
00:20:18,967 --> 00:20:20,719
Holler if you need help!
388
00:20:24,014 --> 00:20:26,600
Why do you have wet flip-flops?
389
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,478
[Bennie] Yeah. Why do you have
a shower caddy?
390
00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:32,147
Are you bathing here?
391
00:20:32,856 --> 00:20:33,856
No!
392
00:20:36,443 --> 00:20:38,445
And, if you must know,
393
00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:42,115
sometimes after church,
I like to come in here
394
00:20:42,199 --> 00:20:44,910
and give this place a good prison clean.
395
00:20:46,286 --> 00:20:48,455
Why else would I have a toothbrush?
396
00:20:49,331 --> 00:20:52,167
To get between them cloven hooves.
397
00:20:55,212 --> 00:20:56,212
[both laughing]
398
00:20:59,549 --> 00:21:01,551
[funky music playing over PA]
399
00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:03,887
My boy was right.
400
00:21:04,388 --> 00:21:06,056
This purple is the shit.
401
00:21:07,140 --> 00:21:08,140
Murph,
402
00:21:08,725 --> 00:21:09,725
Marquis,
403
00:21:10,310 --> 00:21:11,395
good job.
404
00:21:11,478 --> 00:21:16,066
I knew when I saw y'all tossing garbage
out back that you had the muscle.
405
00:21:16,775 --> 00:21:19,486
Yeah, man.
At one point, you had me scared.
406
00:21:19,569 --> 00:21:20,570
Hey, thanks, man.
407
00:21:22,197 --> 00:21:24,741
So, you ain't gonna say anything about me?
408
00:21:26,368 --> 00:21:27,368
I took a hit.
409
00:21:27,828 --> 00:21:30,289
Oh, all right. My bad.
410
00:21:30,372 --> 00:21:31,372
Here.
411
00:21:31,707 --> 00:21:33,500
Here's an extra 20 for the wrench.
412
00:21:34,876 --> 00:21:35,876
Mama.
413
00:21:36,586 --> 00:21:37,713
Oh shit.
414
00:21:38,547 --> 00:21:40,507
Bennie. What are you doing here?
415
00:21:41,008 --> 00:21:42,092
I followed you.
416
00:21:42,175 --> 00:21:45,137
I couldn't let you do this by yourself,
and you're my mama.
417
00:21:45,220 --> 00:21:46,555
Well, you're too late.
418
00:21:47,639 --> 00:21:48,974
They apologized.
419
00:21:49,766 --> 00:21:52,227
We just... sitting here chatting.
420
00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:55,522
No, they put they hands on me,
and I don't forget shit like this.
421
00:21:55,605 --> 00:21:57,566
I'm about to mess they day up. Officer!
422
00:21:57,649 --> 00:21:58,929
- Officer?!
- [Marquis] Officer?!
423
00:21:59,860 --> 00:22:01,320
- Are these the perps?
- Yep.
424
00:22:01,820 --> 00:22:03,780
Just these two, and that's my mama.
425
00:22:03,864 --> 00:22:06,825
Okay. You two have the right
to remain silent.
426
00:22:06,908 --> 00:22:08,535
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
427
00:22:08,618 --> 00:22:09,870
She paid us.
428
00:22:09,953 --> 00:22:13,332
- We work here. I take out the trash.
- And I just fix broke skates.
429
00:22:13,415 --> 00:22:16,460
What? Is this true, Mama? You paid them?
430
00:22:17,127 --> 00:22:18,962
Absolutely not.
431
00:22:19,588 --> 00:22:22,466
Glodine Upshaw wouldn't do
a thing like that.
432
00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:24,384
Glodine Upshaw?
433
00:22:24,968 --> 00:22:27,346
We've been looking for you for years.
434
00:22:27,429 --> 00:22:28,429
[Bennie] What?
435
00:22:28,972 --> 00:22:30,766
Did I say Glodine Upshaw?
436
00:22:30,849 --> 00:22:32,934
[chuckles] I meant Glodine Littlefeather.
437
00:22:37,647 --> 00:22:39,066
Bennie, help me.
438
00:22:39,149 --> 00:22:40,150
I can't, Mama.
439
00:22:41,068 --> 00:22:42,986
Look like your shit
done caught up with you,
440
00:22:43,737 --> 00:22:45,781
and now it's with the law.
441
00:22:46,990 --> 00:22:49,743
Okay, Bennie, how far
are we taking it here?
442
00:22:49,826 --> 00:22:52,079
You really want me to handcuff your mama?
443
00:22:52,788 --> 00:22:55,332
You damn straight. She tried to scam me.
444
00:22:55,916 --> 00:22:56,916
You knew?
445
00:22:57,334 --> 00:22:59,169
You damn right,
446
00:22:59,252 --> 00:23:00,921
and now you going to jail, Mama.
447
00:23:02,047 --> 00:23:03,090
Fuck you, son.
448
00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:14,851
Well, I don't know
what he washed in that tub,
449
00:23:14,935 --> 00:23:16,895
but you need to bring in a professional.
450
00:23:18,021 --> 00:23:21,483
See, that's why
the landlord doesn't allow Airbnb.
451
00:23:22,567 --> 00:23:23,860
I'mma kill you, Bernard.
452
00:23:28,865 --> 00:23:30,659
What is wrong with you, Glodine?
453
00:23:32,119 --> 00:23:35,205
Look, if I had asked you straight out
for Cabo money,
454
00:23:35,288 --> 00:23:36,998
would you have gave it to me?
455
00:23:37,082 --> 00:23:39,960
I haven't even been to Cabo.
Why would I send you?
456
00:23:41,545 --> 00:23:44,589
You know, I'mma go upstairs
and check my jewelry box.
457
00:23:44,673 --> 00:23:47,092
Before you start accusing people,
458
00:23:47,843 --> 00:23:50,554
here's your necklace
with some heifer's face on it.
459
00:23:53,765 --> 00:23:55,809
That's my mama's cameo!
460
00:23:56,726 --> 00:23:58,270
I'm sick of you.
461
00:24:02,732 --> 00:24:05,986
Boy, Mama, you done did
some shady shit in your life.
462
00:24:07,195 --> 00:24:08,195
You're right.
463
00:24:09,072 --> 00:24:10,072
I have.
464
00:24:11,199 --> 00:24:13,285
But what choice did I have, Bennie?
465
00:24:13,368 --> 00:24:16,705
We went through tough times
when you were growing up.
466
00:24:16,788 --> 00:24:17,998
It was a struggle.
467
00:24:18,957 --> 00:24:22,043
But we got through them
'cause I did what I had to do,
468
00:24:22,127 --> 00:24:24,671
and I'm not apologizing for that.
469
00:24:24,754 --> 00:24:27,007
Come on, Mama. You know I appreciate you.
470
00:24:28,216 --> 00:24:29,259
You're welcome.
471
00:24:30,135 --> 00:24:31,720
Wait a minute. Where you going?
472
00:24:31,803 --> 00:24:33,346
That wasn't the end of it?
473
00:24:34,556 --> 00:24:35,640
No, Mama.
474
00:24:36,349 --> 00:24:37,767
You ran a game on me.
475
00:24:37,851 --> 00:24:39,186
I sold my cards.
476
00:24:39,269 --> 00:24:40,854
I just can't get over that.
477
00:24:40,937 --> 00:24:44,232
I can't get over
how you figured me out so quick.
478
00:24:44,900 --> 00:24:46,610
My shit was tight.
479
00:24:47,486 --> 00:24:50,322
Lucretia's nosy ass
got cameras all over the shop.
480
00:24:50,405 --> 00:24:52,574
She showed me the phone conversations,
481
00:24:52,657 --> 00:24:55,202
and she showed me
that little victory cabbage-patch dance
482
00:24:55,285 --> 00:24:56,411
before I left the room.
483
00:24:56,995 --> 00:24:58,205
You was doing like this.
484
00:25:00,165 --> 00:25:01,165
Oh really?
485
00:25:01,958 --> 00:25:06,254
Let me tell you something
about her homeless, penniless ass.
486
00:25:07,172 --> 00:25:08,965
She's flat broke.
487
00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:11,718
Mama, you lying.
488
00:25:11,801 --> 00:25:12,801
[Glodine] Hmm.
489
00:25:17,015 --> 00:25:18,015
What is this?
490
00:25:19,893 --> 00:25:21,478
Lucretia's debit card.
491
00:25:23,313 --> 00:25:25,315
You stole from Lucretia?
492
00:25:25,398 --> 00:25:28,318
I tried, but her account was empty.
493
00:25:30,904 --> 00:25:31,905
So was this one.
494
00:25:35,700 --> 00:25:37,369
So, you mean to tell me
495
00:25:38,620 --> 00:25:40,789
I got five Gs in the bank,
496
00:25:40,872 --> 00:25:42,958
and Lucretia is flat broke?
497
00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:44,668
As hell.
498
00:25:45,877 --> 00:25:46,920
Mama, I love you.
499
00:25:47,003 --> 00:25:48,755
Bring it in! [laughs]
500
00:25:50,131 --> 00:25:52,884
[theme music playing]