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‎（聖賢醫療廣場）

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‎我很樂意坐在這裡

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‎我知道自己一小時能賺多少錢

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‎你介意我玩這些撞來撞去的小球嗎？

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‎靠，妳在跟我調情嗎？

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‎想得美

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‎你會在這裡，只有一個原因

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‎關於蕾吉娜的事，我想知道你的觀點

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‎不，我才不會對陌生人講老婆的閒話

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‎就算蕾吉娜真的徹底瘋了
‎也只關我的事

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‎看看你，很懂專業術語嘛

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‎我不打算逼你

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‎但一小時75塊錢
‎我大可以只在這裡玩球

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‎75塊美金？

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‎靠，心理治療跟毒品一樣貴

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‎聽著，如果她能被治好
‎我早就治好她了

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‎如果你這麼相信，還會坐在這裡嗎？

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‎記住，你說的任何話都不會洩漏出去

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‎（療程進行中，請勿打擾，謝謝）

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‎可惡，你們游得也太大聲了

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‎大海裡可是沒有電的

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‎沒事的啦，屏住呼吸

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‎不，他們講到我的名字

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‎別管我，我只是在找…

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‎我是不是掉了…我很確定我掉了東西

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‎挖深一點，親愛的
‎妳會找到一個好謊話

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‎看吧，我剛剛說的就是這個意思

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‎說？你有說話嗎？說了什麼？

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‎聽我說，醫生
‎她總是把情況搞得更棘手

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‎我認識的人之中
‎只有她會給自己找麻煩

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‎你知道嗎，幸好我進來了

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‎因為顯然你沒有認真看待這件事

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‎妳像酷愛飲料吉祥物一樣
‎撞破牆進來找我

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‎還好意思說我做錯了？

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‎酷愛飲料吉祥物？喔不

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‎不對，他的台詞是：“喔耶”

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‎何況我說了什麼又怎樣？

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‎離開我們家的人是她

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‎你這話不對吧

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‎我沒有離開我們的家

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‎妳當然有

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‎現在我要改嗆妳了

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‎蕾吉娜，妳憂鬱症發作

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‎我們會在這裡都是為了幫助妳康復

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‎但別粉飾真相

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‎妳離開了家

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‎現在重要的是了解原因

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‎該死

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‎心理治療給了妳一記回力鏢

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‎我要用治療嗆爆她

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‎好了，喂

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‎你只能再扭一次身體
‎和跳一次蝴蝶舞，好嗎？

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‎好，我再跳一次

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‎給我坐下

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‎《我們厄蕭家》

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‎蕾吉娜？

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‎蕾吉娜？

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‎家裡有傷心的女人嗎？

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‎是時候該從冰箱拿出電池

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‎好好自己安慰自己一下了

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‎準備高潮啦

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‎嗨，阿姨

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‎天啊

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‎你有什麼毛病？明知道我們家族
‎有心臟病史

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‎你從哪裡拿到鑰匙的？

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‎從這一大串鑰匙圈裡

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‎-我是妳的公寓管理員
‎-好吧

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‎這裡唯一需要檢修的東西
‎我可以自己處理

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‎妳昨晚傳訊跟我說浴室水龍頭在滴水

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‎而你打算拿活頁夾來修？

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‎我要換個新的管理員

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‎不，我帶活頁夾是因為需要妳的幫忙

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‎如果是你要放上同志交友軟體的照片
‎我不會幫你看

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‎我有男友了，而且妳以為手機
‎是怎麼使用的？

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‎直接說要我幫什麼忙吧

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‎我打拳擊的地方要出售

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‎有了我存的錢，我可以頂下租約

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‎但我需要資金來支付籌備成本

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‎我花了幾週準備這份招股說明書…

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‎可惡，妳至少可以假裝翻個幾頁吧

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‎在妳粉碎別人的夢想之前

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‎我們不需要那東西

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‎拜託，你說要開拳擊館說了好幾年

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‎該是時候放手去做了

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‎我以你為榮，你知道我會挺你，外甥

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‎謝謝妳，阿姨

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‎不客氣

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‎你知道嗎？

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‎我沒別的意思，但你剛跳過了你媽

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‎成為了我的遺產繼承人

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‎這句話資訊量過大
‎但我現在可以拿到拳擊館資金吧？

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‎對，好了出去吧

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‎把蕾吉娜的東西全都給我

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‎太多人知道我住在哪裡了

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‎班尼，滾出我家
‎這裡不是混蛋該來的地方

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‎露貴霞，妳為什麼坐在那裡
‎像個壞掉的杏仁？

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‎蕾吉娜要搬回家了

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‎別跟我開玩笑

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‎不，我對她曉以大義

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‎連她的治療師也同意我的說法

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‎-同意你的說法？
‎-對

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‎-我們有檢查過她的資格嗎？
‎-誰在乎啊？我要來打包了

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‎在這間大房子終老還真淒涼

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‎我會帶你一起上路，你這個黑死病

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‎-媽終於決定回家了？
‎-不，媽沒有

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‎差不多啦

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‎班尼，我不喜歡你在
‎高速公路上開車時比手畫腳

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‎妳明明覺得很厲害
‎我用膝蓋開了一下車

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‎你們其中一個來幫忙啊

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‎她的東西還真多

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‎貴貴，把東西放回房間

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‎妳進步非常多

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‎我不想減弱妳的動力

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‎伯納德，去拿垃圾袋

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‎-如果要問我的意見，我覺得…
‎-不需要，天啊，我們不想…

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‎我其實是想贊同你的

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‎你聽見你爸說的了
‎沒人想知道你的意見

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‎我去做了妳的治療

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‎問題應該解決了

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‎其實你所做的
‎沒你以為的那麼有幫助

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‎妳從沒叫我要有幫助

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‎妳只叫我得這麼做

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‎現在我告訴你，我還沒準備好要回家

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‎那我們就去幫妳買一件
‎給大胸部的人穿的拘束衣

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‎妳說妳需要回家，我才做了這些事

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‎現在妳不想回家了
‎蕾吉娜，妳這樣前後矛盾

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‎我不需要為我的
‎復原進度辯護，好嗎？

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‎所以如果你們要帶我回家

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‎就得把我拖回去，而且得來硬的

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‎好喔，小姐，別以為這樣嚇得了我

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‎伯納德，抓住她另一條腿

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‎這太瘋狂了！

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‎不，瘋的是妳

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‎但我們現在不在乎了

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‎所以趕快回家吧

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‎讓她聽我的話

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‎嘿

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‎請尊重界線

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‎我得確保駕照上的照片是好看的

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‎幹嘛挑褲子？肩膀以下又照不到

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‎她對整套服裝的感受會反映在臉上

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‎嘿，你不必總是跟我們混在一起

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‎如果你這麼無聊，就去運球吧

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‎不，其實我應該要吃碳水餐

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‎那就自己去烤麵包啊

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‎我有點想吃餅乾
‎你們家有花生醬夾心餅嗎？

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‎嘿，也拿一塊給我

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‎我只會拿一塊給莎瓦娜

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‎-我以為她永遠不會走
‎-別說話

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‎我們只有這段時間
‎在她找到我藏餅乾的地方之前

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‎艾瑞克，我的錢呢？

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‎妳不是艾瑞克

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‎不，我是佩格
‎現在應該沒有人想當艾瑞克

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‎我得跟他談談
‎因為我去銀行簽現金支票

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‎他們告訴我國稅局榨乾了我的戶頭

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‎他們也逮到妳了？
‎許多艾瑞克的客戶都是這樣

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‎有人說要提起集體訴訟
‎但沒人有錢請律師

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‎等等…

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‎但我不明白，我有繳稅啊

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‎不，艾瑞克讓妳以為妳有繳稅

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‎但我簽了納稅申報單

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‎我們都簽了納稅申報單

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‎他報了稅，卻把錢放進口袋

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‎該死

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‎等等，妳也被他騙到？
‎妳不是在這裡工作嗎？

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‎等我燒掉這個爛地方之後就不是了

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‎等等

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‎我們應該去燒他家吧？

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‎妳很聰明，我很遺憾妳的錢沒了

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‎可惡，我的錢全都沒了

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‎我不能失去我的錢

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‎這樣我要怎麼買東西？

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‎我需要東西

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‎我要怎麼告訴伯納德？

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‎該死，我要怎麼告訴蕾吉娜？

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‎糟糕，我不能告訴蕾吉娜

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‎我不能告訴任何人

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‎佩格，我可能得殺了妳

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‎那個混蛋騙了我的退休金

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‎現在我隨時可以死

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‎班尼，蕾吉娜已告訴過我偷錢的事

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‎以及你跟其他女人生的孩子

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‎不過我得問清楚
‎妳真的有說他兒子是雜種嗎？

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‎拿字典給我查

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‎要是我錯了，我會道歉

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‎這個嘛，留到下週再說吧

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‎你們兩個經歷了許多事

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‎她的心臟病、賭博，當然還有坐牢

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‎嘿，那次坐牢只有一下下

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‎為什麼妳要揭我兩次瘡疤，醫生？

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‎不論坐牢多久都算太久

192
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‎蕾吉娜，妳克服的這些不是小事

193
00:10:01,350 --> 00:10:02,560
‎但是妳都克服了

194
00:10:03,811 --> 00:10:05,730
‎-那她為什麼要放棄？
‎-什麼？

195
00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:09,317
‎蕾吉娜厄蕭從不放棄

196
00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:11,068
‎只退學和辭職？

197
00:10:11,152 --> 00:10:13,654
‎那些都是情有可原的

198
00:10:13,738 --> 00:10:18,242
‎在我聽起來，班尼很支持妳回家

199
00:10:18,326 --> 00:10:19,994
‎這是件好事

200
00:10:20,661 --> 00:10:23,080
‎尤其在你們交往這麼多年之後

201
00:10:23,164 --> 00:10:26,917
‎有幾對高中情侶畢業後能撐這麼久？

202
00:10:27,001 --> 00:10:29,754
‎讓女人懷孕
‎是把她留在身邊的一種方法

203
00:10:31,255 --> 00:10:32,965
‎你讓第三個女人懷孕了？

204
00:10:33,049 --> 00:10:36,594
‎這可能有點離題
‎但你到底有什麼毛病？

205
00:10:36,677 --> 00:10:38,471
‎我說的是我們的兒子，伯納德

206
00:10:38,554 --> 00:10:40,556
‎-你們的第一個孩子？
‎-對

207
00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:43,934
‎妳不是說妳大學畢業後才有他嗎？

208
00:10:44,018 --> 00:10:46,395
‎我是在大學畢業後有他

209
00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:49,607
‎只不過我上大學前也已經有他了

210
00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:55,696
‎蕾吉娜，為什麼不告訴我
‎妳高中時懷了孕？

211
00:10:56,280 --> 00:11:00,534
‎因為治療時似乎不適合提起舊事

212
00:11:01,118 --> 00:11:03,204
‎看吧，她在這裡說的都是謊話

213
00:11:03,287 --> 00:11:05,539
‎她不是想靠治療來康復

214
00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:08,209
‎她是利用治療來度假

215
00:11:08,292 --> 00:11:10,044
‎-度假？
‎-對啊

216
00:11:11,128 --> 00:11:14,382
‎妳整天來這裡說：“人生好難”

217
00:11:14,465 --> 00:11:17,218
‎然後跑去住在露貴霞的豪宅

218
00:11:17,301 --> 00:11:19,845
‎不用工作，不照顧孩子，也不管我

219
00:11:19,929 --> 00:11:21,389
‎你這樣說不公平

220
00:11:21,472 --> 00:11:22,515
‎對，不公平

221
00:11:24,308 --> 00:11:26,018
‎但我們現在意見相同了

222
00:11:27,561 --> 00:11:29,480
‎我也不希望妳回家

223
00:11:34,276 --> 00:11:37,071
‎我就說吧，帶妳丈夫來會有幫助

224
00:11:38,114 --> 00:11:42,618
‎聽我說，很抱歉我們打擾了妳的午餐

225
00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:44,870
‎我一點也不在乎這頓午餐

226
00:11:44,954 --> 00:11:47,832
‎他們甚至沒有附上醬汁

227
00:11:48,749 --> 00:11:49,583
‎來吧

228
00:11:50,418 --> 00:11:51,335
‎我們談談

229
00:11:58,592 --> 00:12:01,095
‎濾網為什麼積滿了灰塵？

230
00:12:01,178 --> 00:12:02,805
‎這東西是該死的火災隱患

231
00:12:02,888 --> 00:12:06,225
‎你想害我失去房子和生意嗎？

232
00:12:06,308 --> 00:12:08,018
‎為什麼燈全都開著？

233
00:12:08,102 --> 00:12:11,313
‎-電費是我要付嗎？
‎-住戶要付自己的水電費

234
00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:14,650
‎那我可以下來把書讀完嗎？

235
00:12:16,485 --> 00:12:18,571
‎妳怎麼了？想談談嗎？

236
00:12:18,654 --> 00:12:20,406
‎不，我不想

237
00:12:20,489 --> 00:12:21,741
‎你得做得更好

238
00:12:21,824 --> 00:12:23,117
‎等等，聽我說

239
00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:27,663
‎既然妳來了，我有東西要給妳
‎謝謝妳相信我的拳擊館

240
00:12:28,164 --> 00:12:28,998
‎還有我

241
00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:31,834
‎該死

242
00:12:36,297 --> 00:12:39,258
‎-伯納德，我沒辦法給你錢
‎-但我買了拳擊袍給妳

243
00:12:40,634 --> 00:12:43,471
‎我會穿上，但就這樣了

244
00:12:43,554 --> 00:12:46,223
‎但今天早上妳說過會挺我
‎發生了什麼事？

245
00:12:46,307 --> 00:12:49,268
‎你真的確定這是你的夢想嗎？

246
00:12:49,351 --> 00:12:51,228
‎我是說，你在物流公司打包

247
00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:53,105
‎現在想在拳擊館打拳

248
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,941
‎在我看來你像是在自由聯想

249
00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:59,612
‎況且，創業很困難

250
00:12:59,695 --> 00:13:01,447
‎大部分都會失敗

251
00:13:01,530 --> 00:13:02,740
‎再加上通貨膨脹

252
00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:04,950
‎市場

253
00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:06,952
‎市場的趨勢

254
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,830
‎-市場趨勢
‎-別說了

255
00:13:09,914 --> 00:13:11,665
‎妳很會轉移話題

256
00:13:11,749 --> 00:13:13,751
‎但我寧願妳直接說不相信我

257
00:13:13,834 --> 00:13:14,919
‎你這話不對吧？

258
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:19,089
‎-我們認識多少年了？
‎-那問題在哪裡？

259
00:13:19,173 --> 00:13:20,716
‎我是說，妳很有錢啊

260
00:13:22,259 --> 00:13:23,093
‎等等

261
00:13:23,969 --> 00:13:25,679
‎妳的錢沒了嗎？

262
00:13:27,264 --> 00:13:29,099
‎我的錢當然還在，笨蛋

263
00:13:29,183 --> 00:13:30,518
‎我有錢得要命

264
00:13:30,601 --> 00:13:33,020
‎只是，你知道的，這些海外帳戶

265
00:13:33,103 --> 00:13:34,563
‎讓人搞不清楚

266
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,857
‎那些時區還有…

267
00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:39,360
‎大陸棚

268
00:13:39,443 --> 00:13:40,778
‎實在很棘手

269
00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:44,949
‎好，所以妳到底有沒有要給我錢？

270
00:13:46,534 --> 00:13:49,370
‎我想不出一個不能給的理由

271
00:13:50,246 --> 00:13:54,333
‎謝天謝地，抱歉我有點激動
‎但妳嚇壞我了

272
00:13:54,416 --> 00:13:57,670
‎我以為我得去找第三份工作
‎或是金主爸爸

273
00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:01,215
‎有意思

274
00:14:03,300 --> 00:14:04,760
‎（全年無休，班尼修車行）

275
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,762
‎你怎麼要跟蕾吉娜分開？

276
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,889
‎就像撕開棉花糖，糾纏不清

277
00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:10,516
‎顯然我戒糖成功了

278
00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:14,436
‎誰知道她還是不是
‎原本跟我在一起的蕾吉娜？

279
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:17,314
‎現在她瘋了，內心可能有九種人格

280
00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:19,233
‎九個蕾吉娜？

281
00:14:21,151 --> 00:14:23,487
‎聽著，把情況搞成這樣的人不是我

282
00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:25,614
‎所以不管怎樣，責任都歸她

283
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:28,033
‎婚姻是在上帝面前許下的誓約

284
00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:32,162
‎兩人結合後，應該一起走完這趟人生

285
00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:35,499
‎不然你走去商店買我們需要的零件？

286
00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:38,878
‎“我們”？我不為你工作
‎我現在為上帝做事工

287
00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:42,631
‎-那你幹嘛回來這邊晃？
‎-因為我以為我們是朋友

288
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:44,925
‎那麼，朋友就該幫朋友的忙

289
00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:48,304
‎既然你要去
‎買散熱器盤管時順便買幾包奇多

290
00:14:49,930 --> 00:14:51,181
‎以耶穌之名

291
00:14:52,933 --> 00:14:53,767
‎嘿

292
00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:57,521
‎我知道不太可能，但你們有書嗎？

293
00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:00,941
‎你明知道我不讀書

294
00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:03,360
‎有什麼需要知道的事，我自然會知道

295
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,654
‎你怎麼還沒打卡下班？

296
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:08,782
‎放輕鬆，我在打發時間
‎我女友在排卵，有一段區間

297
00:15:08,866 --> 00:15:10,534
‎所以你們想生小孩

298
00:15:11,118 --> 00:15:11,952
‎是她想

299
00:15:12,703 --> 00:15:14,622
‎我只是在等那段區間結束

300
00:15:15,205 --> 00:15:17,958
‎聖經說要生養眾多

301
00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:19,460
‎生孩子吧

302
00:15:19,543 --> 00:15:22,671
‎他的種是他在那段關係裡
‎唯一能掌控的東西

303
00:15:23,714 --> 00:15:24,673
‎謝謝

304
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:27,843
‎再說，他已經有一個
‎見不到的匈牙利孩子了

305
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,845
‎不需要再多一個不理他的

306
00:15:30,554 --> 00:15:33,599
‎我跟你說過別再提歐洛夫的事

307
00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:37,019
‎我要去小睡一下

308
00:15:40,314 --> 00:15:43,442
‎所以你不打算聊聊我變得多瘦？

309
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:48,572
‎對了，我正想問
‎你嗑那東西嗑多久了？

310
00:15:54,244 --> 00:15:55,120
‎班尼

311
00:15:56,163 --> 00:15:58,916
‎-我們得談談
‎-蕾吉娜，我沒力氣做這件事

312
00:15:58,999 --> 00:16:01,168
‎我知道自己是怎麼了

313
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:09,176
‎這應該是部爛片
‎可是有三段片尾彩蛋

314
00:16:09,259 --> 00:16:10,177
‎三段？

315
00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:12,262
‎還好妳告訴我，我要在第二段去尿尿

316
00:16:12,346 --> 00:16:14,098
‎要去看電影嗎？

317
00:16:14,181 --> 00:16:17,184
‎-我們要看什麼？
‎-別煩我們，你這該死的黏人精

318
00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:20,020
‎我們不能再這樣下去了

319
00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:23,190
‎聽著，莎瓦娜和我很遺憾
‎你事事都不順利

320
00:16:23,273 --> 00:16:24,900
‎不論是你媽的男朋友

321
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,611
‎你的新學校
‎或是任何使你來這裡的原因，但…

322
00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:30,239
‎-還有我！
‎-放輕鬆，等等再換妳唸他

323
00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:33,325
‎-莎瓦娜，沒關係
‎-不行，有關係

324
00:16:34,326 --> 00:16:35,703
‎凱文是來找我的

325
00:16:35,786 --> 00:16:37,329
‎我們現在打得火熱

326
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:41,792
‎-我們不知道該怎麼跟妳說
‎-我們一開始很慢熟

327
00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:45,879
‎而且我知道妳媽的事讓妳很難受
‎我很遺憾

328
00:16:45,963 --> 00:16:48,173
‎但妳不能這樣跟我男人說話

329
00:16:48,757 --> 00:16:50,009
‎男人？

330
00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:51,385
‎什麼男人？

331
00:16:52,636 --> 00:16:55,139
‎我只看到凱文硬是想跟來看電影

332
00:16:55,222 --> 00:16:56,932
‎這樣你就不必事先買票

333
00:16:58,225 --> 00:17:00,060
‎艾莉亞，好好消化一下

334
00:17:04,064 --> 00:17:04,898
‎該死

335
00:17:05,774 --> 00:17:06,775
‎你們來真的？

336
00:17:08,777 --> 00:17:10,154
‎很好啊

337
00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:15,159
‎-你們自己去吧，我不去了
‎-姊妹，我們不是這個意思

338
00:17:15,242 --> 00:17:16,660
‎我知道，但你們是一對

339
00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:18,871
‎而我一直在當電燈泡

340
00:17:18,954 --> 00:17:19,955
‎她沒說錯

341
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:22,041
‎她又不知道自己礙了我們的事

342
00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:23,751
‎妳真的沒事嗎？

343
00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:26,628
‎我弟弟和我最好的朋友在一起
‎我有什麼好不開心？

344
00:17:30,090 --> 00:17:31,967
‎因為天理不容

345
00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:35,846
‎他們可能一直在我家四處接吻

346
00:17:37,639 --> 00:17:39,600
‎（酒吧）

347
00:17:40,642 --> 00:17:43,062
‎我討厭無肩帶內衣

348
00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:44,897
‎振作點，佩格

349
00:17:44,980 --> 00:17:47,691
‎我們正要試圖拐個有錢男人…或女人

350
00:17:47,775 --> 00:17:51,278
‎我們要像採松露的豬一樣
‎嗅出好貨色

351
00:17:51,361 --> 00:17:52,988
‎妳確定這樣能成功嗎？

352
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:54,740
‎最好成功，這是我唯一的計畫

353
00:17:54,823 --> 00:17:58,494
‎幸好我認識了妳
‎這主意比縱火好太多了

354
00:17:58,577 --> 00:17:59,787
‎還很難說

355
00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:01,288
‎還是把妳的火柴拿好吧

356
00:18:05,876 --> 00:18:07,044
‎請給我麥卡倫18年

357
00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:10,214
‎算了，拿下一層的吧

358
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:12,091
‎再往下

359
00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:16,011
‎隨便從井裡撈杯東西，再放把雨傘吧

360
00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:18,430
‎我要最便宜的夏多內

361
00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:21,975
‎我可以請妳這杯酒嗎？

362
00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:25,354
‎當然可以

363
00:18:25,979 --> 00:18:28,816
‎-那是簽帳金融卡
‎-帶著那鬼東西滾出去！

364
00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:35,572
‎那張卡的聲音很清脆
‎希望白金卡先生沒有太太

365
00:18:38,033 --> 00:18:39,201
‎嘿，乾爹

366
00:18:39,743 --> 00:18:43,205
‎好好使用你手上的卡
‎就能贏得這一切

367
00:18:43,997 --> 00:18:44,832
‎我棄局

368
00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:47,042
‎是因為這根拐杖吧？

369
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:48,460
‎你看，我不需要

370
00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:50,546
‎至少給妹子買杯酒吧

371
00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:51,797
‎或買間拳擊館

372
00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:53,799
‎拜託，老兄，我抽筋了

373
00:18:53,882 --> 00:18:55,217
‎糟糕

374
00:18:55,926 --> 00:18:57,594
‎把拐杖拿來，佩格，拿拐杖給我

375
00:18:58,220 --> 00:18:59,304
‎該死！

376
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:02,766
‎露貴霞阿姨？

377
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:05,435
‎我不是

378
00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:11,024
‎那時我在哈迪漢堡

379
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,154
‎在我平常的位置，操作油炸鍋

380
00:19:16,613 --> 00:19:18,448
‎把洋蔥圈掛上掛鉤

381
00:19:21,368 --> 00:19:24,872
‎那天上班的時候
‎那股味道讓我覺得不舒服

382
00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:28,917
‎而我整個星期都不太對勁

383
00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:32,087
‎於是我告訴我的經理，她叫…

384
00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:34,548
‎瑪…瑪琳？

385
00:19:34,631 --> 00:19:35,549
‎夏琳？

386
00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:37,509
‎反正是什麼琳的

387
00:19:38,218 --> 00:19:39,469
‎可能因為她愛乳瑪琳

388
00:19:40,888 --> 00:19:45,267
‎總之我問了她能不能讓我調去收銀

389
00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:47,853
‎我跟她說我的感覺，她說

390
00:19:47,936 --> 00:19:50,522
‎“聽起來有人懷孕囉”

391
00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:56,361
‎我知道她在開玩笑，但是

392
00:19:57,654 --> 00:20:00,908
‎用了九根…驗孕棒之後

393
00:20:02,117 --> 00:20:03,160
‎已經不再是玩笑

394
00:20:03,243 --> 00:20:04,620
‎我懷孕了

395
00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:10,042
‎我整個上班時間都在思考怎麼告訴你

396
00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:12,586
‎怎麼告訴爸媽

397
00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:15,088
‎當時是聖誕節期間

398
00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:16,924
‎我心想：“蕾吉娜

399
00:20:17,007 --> 00:20:19,718
‎乾脆就說妳聖潔懷孕吧”

400
00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:25,182
‎當我告訴他們時，他們很不高興

401
00:20:25,265 --> 00:20:28,227
‎我早料到他們不會高興
‎但值得稱讚的是

402
00:20:28,977 --> 00:20:31,271
‎他們沒有懲罰我，沒把我趕出去

403
00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:36,360
‎他們支持我，全家所有人都支持我

404
00:20:36,443 --> 00:20:41,740
‎媽媽教我怎麼摀住伯納德的小耳朵

405
00:20:41,823 --> 00:20:42,950
‎幫他洗澡

406
00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:45,994
‎這樣肥皂才不會跑進他耳朵

407
00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:47,955
‎露貴霞

408
00:20:48,830 --> 00:20:52,167
‎該死，她一直為我挺身而出

409
00:20:53,835 --> 00:20:55,754
‎而且永遠不准我忘記

410
00:20:56,797 --> 00:21:01,051
‎總之，好，那我的內心是什麼狀況？

411
00:21:04,012 --> 00:21:05,472
‎我們的所作所為

412
00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:08,058
‎改變了所有人的生活

413
00:21:08,141 --> 00:21:11,228
‎我做的事改變了大家的人生
‎在我看來就是這樣

414
00:21:11,311 --> 00:21:14,606
‎我所做的，是失誤犯了錯

415
00:21:14,690 --> 00:21:17,818
‎而我不會讓這種事再次發生

416
00:21:17,901 --> 00:21:21,571
‎所以我做了30年來一直在做的事

417
00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:24,741
‎我掌控一切，不斷奮發努力

418
00:21:25,409 --> 00:21:27,953
‎我得讓你準備好，讓我自己準備好

419
00:21:28,036 --> 00:21:30,622
‎得完成學業，因為這樣才能找到工作

420
00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:34,334
‎得回去上學
‎因為這樣才能找到更好的工作

421
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:37,587
‎把寶寶養大了

422
00:21:38,588 --> 00:21:40,299
‎接著又生了兩個

423
00:21:42,009 --> 00:21:44,428
‎然後調整心態面對第三個

424
00:21:45,637 --> 00:21:47,347
‎並且讓自己釋懷…

425
00:21:49,641 --> 00:21:50,559
‎接受第三個

426
00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:53,395
‎我不能慢下來，別慢下來

427
00:21:54,896 --> 00:21:57,274
‎就算是心臟病發

428
00:21:58,608 --> 00:22:00,485
‎也不能讓我放慢腳步

429
00:22:00,569 --> 00:22:03,822
‎不行，我一出院就回去工作

430
00:22:04,740 --> 00:22:07,242
‎我就是這樣，一心且一直努力著

431
00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:08,702
‎持續拼命努力

432
00:22:08,785 --> 00:22:11,413
‎然後那封研究所錄取通知書寄來了

433
00:22:11,496 --> 00:22:14,875
‎只讓我覺得又是一份該死的義務

434
00:22:14,958 --> 00:22:17,919
‎又多了一件事加諸在我身上

435
00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:22,132
‎但我得一肩扛起

436
00:22:23,592 --> 00:22:29,431
‎我就是該這麼做
‎因為我理當是最優秀的

437
00:22:30,682 --> 00:22:34,353
‎我的家人都這麼說：
‎“蕾吉娜，妳是我們之中最優秀的”

438
00:22:35,729 --> 00:22:39,024
‎而最優秀的人不會休息

439
00:22:40,484 --> 00:22:45,989
‎在我心目中
‎最優秀的人必須為大家扛起一切

440
00:22:50,994 --> 00:22:54,664
‎但當最優秀的人覺得自己不被看見
‎會是什麼狀況？

441
00:22:58,210 --> 00:23:03,507
‎如果連自己都看不見自己
‎就不能指望被別人看見

442
00:23:06,510 --> 00:23:10,847
‎看看自己吧，蕾吉娜
‎看見妳現在真正的樣子

443
00:23:10,931 --> 00:23:13,392
‎妳不是那個少女

444
00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:21,942
‎那麼努力彌補錯誤

445
00:23:22,025 --> 00:23:23,819
‎於是只好繼續拼命努力

446
00:23:25,153 --> 00:23:27,280
‎我已經不是那個少女了

447
00:23:29,282 --> 00:23:30,659
‎我好累

448
00:23:33,578 --> 00:23:35,080
‎而我不必這麼累

449
00:23:45,048 --> 00:23:46,049
‎說完了嗎？

450
00:23:49,803 --> 00:23:52,055
‎不，寶貝，我只是不想打斷妳

451
00:23:52,639 --> 00:23:53,890
‎我說完了

452
00:23:53,974 --> 00:23:56,810
‎很好，那我們就全都照做

453
00:23:56,893 --> 00:23:57,894
‎妳累了嗎？

454
00:23:57,978 --> 00:24:02,399
‎我馬上來放爵士樂
‎妳現在就可以睡一覺

455
00:24:03,525 --> 00:24:05,318
‎-不
‎-進去吧，去睡覺

456
00:24:07,070 --> 00:24:08,280
‎不，班尼

457
00:24:08,363 --> 00:24:09,990
‎那我們去找伯納德

458
00:24:10,532 --> 00:24:13,535
‎妳需要別人幫忙摀住他的耳朵？
‎交給我吧

459
00:24:14,703 --> 00:24:15,537
‎好吧

460
00:24:16,246 --> 00:24:18,290
‎我覺得你好像聽進了那些話

461
00:24:18,373 --> 00:24:20,709
‎但有些意思你可能沒搞懂

462
00:24:21,668 --> 00:24:24,713
‎寶貝，我只聽到一堆能讓妳回家的事

463
00:24:25,213 --> 00:24:26,548
‎我只想接妳回家

464
00:24:27,507 --> 00:24:32,429
‎可是，寶貝，回家就代表
‎我必須把自己放在第一順位

465
00:24:32,512 --> 00:24:34,431
‎我必須優先考慮自己

466
00:24:34,514 --> 00:24:36,183
‎我不知道該怎麼做

467
00:24:37,392 --> 00:24:40,854
‎這樣感覺很自私
‎我不知道要怎麼自私

468
00:24:40,937 --> 00:24:43,356
‎拜託，我一直都超自私

469
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:44,649
‎聽我的就對了

470
00:24:50,363 --> 00:24:51,490
‎但妳快回家吧

471
00:24:57,537 --> 00:24:58,371
‎等等

472
00:24:59,289 --> 00:25:00,916
‎妳親我是為了妳自己

473
00:25:00,999 --> 00:25:02,792
‎還是為了我？

474
00:25:02,876 --> 00:25:04,336
‎不過我都可以

475
00:25:04,836 --> 00:25:07,172
‎我只是不想再讓妳難過

476
00:25:08,006 --> 00:25:09,925
‎看看我的男人聽進去了

477
00:25:13,845 --> 00:25:14,679
‎班尼

478
00:25:15,722 --> 00:25:17,390
‎我剛剛有了突破

479
00:25:17,474 --> 00:25:18,350
‎是嗎？

480
00:25:19,100 --> 00:25:22,354
‎你知道嗎？我聽說有件事
‎叫做突破性愛

481
00:25:22,437 --> 00:25:23,355
‎是嗎？

482
00:25:23,438 --> 00:25:24,731
‎好喔，寶貝

483
00:25:25,232 --> 00:25:27,776
‎妳知道這輛車的座位可以平躺吧？

484
00:25:28,318 --> 00:25:29,611
‎你壞壞

485
00:25:33,698 --> 00:25:36,493
‎-天啊東尼，搞什麼？
‎-我沒有在聽

486
00:25:38,119 --> 00:25:40,539
‎妳是個很勇敢的女人，蕾吉娜

487
00:25:42,332 --> 00:25:43,917
‎給我滾出去，天啊

488
00:26:11,653 --> 00:26:16,408
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