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我會想念露貴霞的柔彈床墊

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還有她的埃及棉床包

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如果連客房都這麼棒了
想像一下她自己睡的床有多讚

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妳是說她的巢嗎？

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是用乾枯的樹葉、樹枝
和她身上蛻下來的東西築起來的

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儘管如此，我還是很高興能回家

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我很高興能帶妳回家

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大家已經兩星期沒襪子穿了

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沒啦，我只是開玩笑

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很高興我的抱抱夥伴回來了

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如果我忙著洗衣服可能就沒時間抱囉

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或許我們應該現在就來抱一下

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以防萬一

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來吧

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天啊

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妳抱到我的腦子都爆出來了

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剛剛好火辣
妳那些招式是哪裡學來的？

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嘿

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你自己也有幾招啊

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我一直都有

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但妳讓我出乎意料

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妳覺得側抱翻滾那招怎麼樣？

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對，你那招超讚的

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不過，聽我說，噓

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我不希望我姊聽到你的聲音

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她知道我來了，她有看到我走進來

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我知道，但她認為你是來幫我“打包”

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對啊，我是在“打炮”

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擊掌

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你怎麼這麼可愛？

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好，聽著，我們再戰一輪
然後我就得折毛衣了

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該死！不能讓她看到我們這個樣子

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她就只有一條規定

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靠，你動作真快

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動作快的人不會中槍

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蕾吉娜

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情況怎麼樣？什麼？妳怎麼在床上？

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班尼人呢？

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班尼…去補充膠帶了

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而我覺得很冷

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對，這樣很合理

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好吧，我就在外面等妳
確定妳準備好離開

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我會幫妳搬行李

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要知道，我跛腳，但我充滿動力

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還有開個窗吧

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我聞到裡面有不敬的味道

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好

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好了，寶貝，她走了

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班尼

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班尼？

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班尼

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你怎麼做到的？

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我可是班尼厄蕭

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沒錯

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你絕對是

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我不知道妳是怎麼了
但我真希望剛剛有先喝運動飲料

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像這樣偷偷來嗎？

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真火辣

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對啊

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我們好壞

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你知道的，我不是那種女孩

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等等，我搞糊塗了，妳到底要不要？

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要啊

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我是在角色扮演

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了解，好喔

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開演！

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《我們厄蕭家》

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再次恭喜亞倫賈伯成為本月學生楷模

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然後別忘了捐東西出來
做接下來的舊貨義賣

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讓我們終於把運動場弄得合乎規範吧

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花生醬、波隆那香腸和洋蔥圈？

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拜託，爸，你又把自己的
三明治給我了

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那是什麼味道？

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三樣一點都不搭的食材

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我媽幫我帶了半隻雞

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穀類脆片，還有兩個巧克力杯子蛋糕

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半隻雞？拔一根雞腿給我吧

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不行

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我在成長，這是我媽幫我準備的雞

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妳媽突然離家不是我的錯

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至少她還能離開，妳媽被軟禁在家

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至少她在家

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而我從來沒吃得這麼好過

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我幹嘛跟妳坐在一起？

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寶貝，妳餓了嗎？

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聞起來像是妳爸又幫妳做了午餐

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沒錯

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跟我來

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艾拉小姐給妳靠

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我帶了我最出名的菜，炸魚條
還有妳喜歡的，加MM巧克力的布朗尼

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來吧

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-嘿，爸
-嘿

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很高興你回來了，我讀書需要幫忙

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讀書？

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女兒，妳真搞笑

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我要去讀那張沙發來打盹了

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爸，我在準備考學員駕照

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我以為妳跟莎瓦娜和凱文一起唸書

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原本是，但他們就要跑去吃霜淇淋

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連問都沒問我，我喜歡霜淇淋

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大家都喜歡霜淇淋

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傳訊給他們，叫他們幫我外帶冰炫風

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但妳去樓上讀吧

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我需要這張沙發，去吧

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-快離開
-好吧

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-那我都去搭男生的車好了
-把書給我！

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不，妳不准

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好吧

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這題：“如果有警官
在紅綠燈正常運作的路口指揮交通…”

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等等

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這完全不合理

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如果紅綠燈正常運作
警察幹嘛在那邊？

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因為那是臨檢盤查的圈套

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趕快迴轉離開那裡

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-那不是書上的答案
-那是黑人的答案，寶貝

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我想讓黑皮膚的妳保命

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我需要給車輛管理局的答案

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見鬼了，我再問妳一題

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你在做什麼？

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我要問妳一個問題

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有時候妳的方向燈壞了，得運用手勢

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我完全不懂那些手勢的意思

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妳還是別開車了，好嗎？
用走的去霜淇淋店吧

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在準備好讀書之前，不要回來！

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（國稅局）

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所以你覺得呢？
我不喜歡政府人員那麼安靜

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妳是對的，透納小姐

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妳提供的資訊跟妳會計師提供的不符

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我就知道我應該自己處理

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謝謝祢，耶穌

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對

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先從耶穌談起吧

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妳列舉的教會奉獻

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比妳會計師列出來的少太多了

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根據去年的申報
妳蓋了一座兒童教堂

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我有嗎？

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我有

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孩子是我們的未來

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但妳的收據顯示
妳每週只捐10美元做什一奉獻

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另外還捐了三本聖經

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這個嘛，好書是沒辦法定價的

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我們不需要，書店有定價

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24.99美元

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那只是冰山一角

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根據妳提供的資料
看來妳可能欠我們更多

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更多？

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該死

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天啊，我還希望你們能開張支票給我

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我大樓的熱水器壞了
有一個水電工只收現金

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現金？這個水電工叫什麼名字？

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我供出名字就能抵銷這一切嗎？

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當然不可能

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我要給樓上看這些文件

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他們絕對不會相信妳自己送上門來

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我沒有

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我從沒來過

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謝謝你載我去霜淇淋店

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我看到妳活像查理布朗
走路垂頭喪氣

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等等，你靠開車謀生
可以陪我讀考照的書嗎？

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-我做的事情不只開車
-對

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你是不可或缺的員工

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拿去，問我問題

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第一個重點，不要邊開車邊讀書

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妳搞得自己壓力太大了
開車沒那麼難

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那解釋一下拉鍊式匯入

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-拉鍊式匯入是什麼鬼？
-看吧？

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你開車，卻不知道怎麼開車

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我知道怎麼開車，不像我前面的混蛋

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貼了身障識別證
不代表不需要打方向燈

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這個愚蠢的混蛋！

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妳還有什麼問題嗎？

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你的口氣

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提到“車距”時，指的是中型車、轎車
還是加長型禮車的車長？

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給我閉嘴！

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抱歉

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我就假設是中型車吧

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-你是個壞老師
-我不是在跟妳說話

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我是在跟這個想霸佔道路的混蛋說話

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這不是我的車，你要撞我嗎？來撞啊

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車上沒有我在乎的東西！

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你妹妹呢？

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剛剛還真…令人愉快

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對，妳表現得也不差

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我們到底怎麼了？

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我不知道

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感覺我們不契合
我是說，我用了側抱翻滾那招

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感覺妳好像在跟我對抗

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我想我是

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我是不是揍了你？

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對，一下下

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是哪裡不一樣了？

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沒有啊

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我唯一能想到的就是
顯然你移動了櫃子

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為什麼會在那裡？

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因為我喜歡放在那裡

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讓我告訴你我不喜歡什麼

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做到一半的時候，我壓到了這個

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你是不是有在床上吃東西？

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沒錯

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過去這一個月
妳那邊的床都被我當成“桌子”

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我們在幹嘛？

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為什麼我們現在講話
這麼像老夫老妻？

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因為我們是夫妻

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或許這就是問題所在

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可惡，一次側抱翻滾沒做好
你就要把女人甩掉？

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我的意思是，我們在露貴霞家的時候

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偷偷摸摸的很有趣

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彷彿接下來會有怪物進來抓我們

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-誇張！
-“你們在哪裡？”

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其實，你說得沒錯

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或許我可以在那邊多住幾晚？

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妳想現在就去嗎？

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你知道答案

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那我們還聊天幹嘛？

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換上衣服吧

216
00:10:28,919 --> 00:10:30,880
這樣才能脫光

217
00:10:35,843 --> 00:10:37,970
別氣噗噗跺腳走進家門

218
00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:41,641
但每次上體操課的日子
妳來接我之後都會繞去麥當勞

219
00:10:41,724 --> 00:10:43,434
這…我們有開車經過

220
00:10:43,517 --> 00:10:45,770
妳有見到了，反正妳每次都沒吃完

221
00:10:45,853 --> 00:10:49,065
我是說
上帝不喜歡浪費麥克雞塊的人

222
00:10:50,149 --> 00:10:52,902
但我餓了，沒有食物我該怎麼辦？

223
00:10:52,985 --> 00:10:54,820
別找麻煩，小女孩

224
00:10:55,404 --> 00:10:58,574
我們在的這個房間
充滿了已經買好的食物

225
00:10:58,658 --> 00:10:59,575
去找東西吃吧

226
00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,494
妳幹嘛像對凱文一樣對我？

227
00:11:02,870 --> 00:11:05,331
因為今天全世界都是凱文

228
00:11:13,339 --> 00:11:14,256
等一下

229
00:11:14,799 --> 00:11:18,427
那台昂貴的咖啡機
不是我送妳爸媽的聖誕禮物嗎？

230
00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:19,720
還是原價買的

231
00:11:20,262 --> 00:11:22,515
不知道，我們都叫它腳踏凳

232
00:11:23,015 --> 00:11:24,183
腳踏…什麼？

233
00:11:26,060 --> 00:11:27,103
這根本…

234
00:11:27,812 --> 00:11:29,855
真不敢相信他們從來沒用過

235
00:11:30,439 --> 00:11:32,900
話說回來，有很多我買的東西

236
00:11:32,983 --> 00:11:34,819
卻從來沒看過他們用

237
00:11:35,486 --> 00:11:38,030
例如那台氣炸鍋在哪裡？

238
00:11:38,114 --> 00:11:38,948
什麼？

239
00:11:39,031 --> 00:11:41,158
那台很貴的果汁機呢？在哪裡？

240
00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:44,453
我送妳媽的加濕器在哪裡？

241
00:11:45,037 --> 00:11:48,124
妳是說門擋嗎？它在地下室發揮功用

242
00:11:48,207 --> 00:11:51,961
它的功用是
讓這些乾得要命的空氣變濕潤！

243
00:11:53,587 --> 00:11:56,674
妳知道哪裡有好空氣嗎？
麥當勞的遊樂區

244
00:11:57,425 --> 00:11:58,926
妳在家裡也可以搞得黏踢踢

245
00:11:59,510 --> 00:12:00,720
我有個任務要做

246
00:12:00,803 --> 00:12:04,682
要是你們不珍惜
我用寶貴的金錢買的東西

247
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,226
你們就沒資格留著

248
00:12:08,853 --> 00:12:11,605
沒錯，我要使出渾身…

249
00:12:12,106 --> 00:12:12,940
瑪雅！

250
00:12:13,023 --> 00:12:14,400
嘿！

251
00:12:15,317 --> 00:12:16,861
-今天在學校過得如何？
-對啊

252
00:12:16,944 --> 00:12:20,614
不是露貴霞阿姨帶妳回來的嗎？
她在哪裡？

253
00:12:20,698 --> 00:12:21,824
她在地下室

254
00:12:21,907 --> 00:12:24,493
她在地下…她一定不會開心

255
00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:26,704
害蟲撲滅公司星期二才來過

256
00:12:26,787 --> 00:12:29,373
她住在下面的老鼠朋友們
大部分都被趕走了

257
00:12:30,958 --> 00:12:33,210
媽咪？妳會一直待在家了嗎？

258
00:12:33,294 --> 00:12:35,629
妳媽還需要在外面多住幾晚

259
00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:37,423
但我很快就回來，寶貝，好嗎？

260
00:12:37,506 --> 00:12:38,799
很快就回來

261
00:12:39,967 --> 00:12:42,136
我們應該拿這個給學校做舊貨義賣

262
00:12:42,219 --> 00:12:44,972
不行，學校休想拿走我們的腳踏凳

263
00:12:45,055 --> 00:12:49,685
-來吧，寶貝
-我們走

264
00:12:53,189 --> 00:12:55,107
（聖賢醫療廣場）

265
00:12:55,691 --> 00:12:56,984
所以妳回家了

266
00:12:57,067 --> 00:12:59,612
這是很大的進步，情況怎麼樣？

267
00:12:59,695 --> 00:13:01,530
太棒了

268
00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:03,991
我很高興聽到妳騙我

269
00:13:04,492 --> 00:13:05,826
好吧

270
00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:07,828
我還沒回家

271
00:13:07,912 --> 00:13:11,999
還在那邊質疑我不夠專業
我早說過了，讀我的書

272
00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:14,335
我是打算要回家

273
00:13:14,418 --> 00:13:15,336
只是，妳看

274
00:13:16,086 --> 00:13:18,297
我和班尼之間…

275
00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:21,592
我們最契合的時候

276
00:13:22,593 --> 00:13:23,844
是當我們…

277
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:25,554
我們發現…

278
00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:30,559
他最近在床上表現神勇

279
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:32,895
我喜歡這樣

280
00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:36,315
性愛

281
00:13:36,398 --> 00:13:39,485
妳不會是因為性愛才回家的吧？

282
00:13:39,568 --> 00:13:42,696
妳不知道我們的性愛有多棒

283
00:13:43,322 --> 00:13:48,202
妳明知道自己拖延的原因與性愛無關

284
00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:51,580
妳有點久沒做愛了，對吧？

285
00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:55,876
少管我閒事

286
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:57,253
但我先聲明

287
00:13:57,336 --> 00:13:58,504
我在床上很滿足

288
00:14:00,464 --> 00:14:03,801
好，聽我說，妳有了很大的突破

289
00:14:04,468 --> 00:14:09,265
但妳的控制欲不會一夜消失

290
00:14:10,474 --> 00:14:11,475
對，沒錯

291
00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:14,770
我們在家裡做愛

292
00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:18,566
而感覺就只是在家裡做愛

293
00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:22,444
或許我還在提心吊膽，怕下一步走錯

294
00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:25,447
什麼走錯？妳早都把錯路走完了

295
00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:27,700
妳來找我的時候走到鞋跟都斷了

296
00:14:28,742 --> 00:14:29,577
什麼？

297
00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:31,996
女孩，讀我那本該死的書

298
00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:36,876
妳的時間結束了

299
00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:38,294
走吧，蕾吉娜

300
00:14:40,421 --> 00:14:43,090
她沒有說服妳打退堂鼓吧？

301
00:14:43,591 --> 00:14:45,217
因為我一直在伸展

302
00:14:52,349 --> 00:14:53,392
非常健康

303
00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:58,606
妳沒在開玩笑，每樣東西都是全新的

304
00:14:58,689 --> 00:14:59,565
就是啊

305
00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:01,650
讓我先把做法搞清楚

306
00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:04,445
妳把這些全拿去賣，然後把錢給我

307
00:15:04,528 --> 00:15:06,322
-扣掉我那份酬勞
-對，百分之十

308
00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:08,198
-百分之30
-妳還記得啊

309
00:15:08,282 --> 00:15:09,742
我的商業模式？

310
00:15:09,825 --> 00:15:10,784
當然記得

311
00:15:12,202 --> 00:15:15,664
妳是我跑的第五趟
所以我的車滿了，但我會派人來載貨

312
00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:18,250
好，叫他們快點，因為我很急

313
00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:21,629
這些是…熱騰騰的贓貨嗎？

314
00:15:23,005 --> 00:15:24,131
才不是，妳種族歧視

315
00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:28,344
我大樓的水也不熱，所以快去找人來

316
00:15:32,806 --> 00:15:35,351
那些惱人的橫條紋搞得我頭昏眼花

317
00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:42,942
-嘿，艾拉小姐，謝謝妳來
-嘿，瑪雅

318
00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:45,694
妳說妳家人有東西
要捐出來做舊貨義賣？

319
00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:47,029
我…應該吧？

320
00:15:47,821 --> 00:15:48,906
這些全部嗎？

321
00:15:49,406 --> 00:15:51,700
-大概吧
-太棒了

322
00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,869
讓我把東西裝上車，就不打擾妳了

323
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,037
等一下

324
00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:57,331
妳不想等到我爸回家嗎？

325
00:15:57,414 --> 00:15:58,791
-你爸在哪裡？
-工作

326
00:15:58,874 --> 00:16:01,251
他有自己的事業，而且很帥

327
00:16:01,835 --> 00:16:04,004
好喔，很高興知道，大概吧

328
00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:05,422
妳要喝點什麼嗎？

329
00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:07,466
還是噴點香水？

330
00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:13,013
天啊，我聞起來像今天的牛肉通心麵

331
00:16:13,514 --> 00:16:15,015
我愛吃妳做的牛肉通心麵

332
00:16:15,099 --> 00:16:17,601
每天吃我也不會膩，我馬上回來

333
00:16:20,729 --> 00:16:21,647
媽

334
00:16:23,691 --> 00:16:25,484
這些都是好東西

335
00:16:26,193 --> 00:16:29,196
我可能會把這個氣炸鍋留給自己

336
00:16:29,279 --> 00:16:30,364
不，艾拉

337
00:16:30,447 --> 00:16:32,449
妳就是這樣失去上一份工作的

338
00:16:33,742 --> 00:16:34,576
嘿

339
00:16:35,077 --> 00:16:36,245
誰在吃牛肉通心麵？

340
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,668
妳一定是來載貨的

341
00:16:42,751 --> 00:16:45,629
對，是瑪雅讓我進來的
她說這些東西都可以拿

342
00:16:45,713 --> 00:16:47,006
每一樣都可以

343
00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:50,134
如果有好價錢
我甚至會把瑪雅也丟給妳

344
00:16:51,593 --> 00:16:53,137
我開玩笑的

345
00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:55,472
我只是現在心情非常負面

346
00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:57,016
這瓶怎麼樣？

347
00:16:59,309 --> 00:17:02,855
天啊，蕾吉娜根本沒拆封
我買給她的迪奧香水

348
00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:04,189
謝了，瑪雅

349
00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:07,985
我要去看看酒櫃裡有什麼

350
00:17:08,068 --> 00:17:09,987
不，女士，我們不收酒

351
00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:11,155
不，是我要的

352
00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:16,410
快到四向停車路口了
記得該怎麼做嗎？

353
00:17:16,493 --> 00:17:18,078
保持冷靜，我希望

354
00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:20,497
只要大家有照規矩開車

355
00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:22,624
不像這個混蛋！

356
00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:23,834
下一個輪到你了

357
00:17:23,917 --> 00:17:25,002
快走！

358
00:17:25,085 --> 00:17:27,588
怎樣，你在等該死的邀請函嗎？快走

359
00:17:27,671 --> 00:17:28,964
伯納德，別這樣！

360
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,966
笨蛋學不會，除非你教他們

361
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:34,136
你在快遞公司工作
送貨時怎麼還能發火？

362
00:17:34,219 --> 00:17:37,056
-妳在說什麼？
-你啊，瘋狂麥斯

363
00:17:37,556 --> 00:17:39,224
你怎麼可以這樣？

364
00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:41,727
你知道自己的車後面有寫
駕駛申訴專線吧

365
00:17:41,810 --> 00:17:43,437
被我刮掉了

366
00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:46,982
好吧，或許我有點緊繃

367
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,943
我是說，沒辦法買下我的拳擊館
讓我壓力很大

368
00:17:50,027 --> 00:17:51,570
是有一點可能

369
00:17:51,653 --> 00:17:53,614
我把自己的挫折感發洩在路上

370
00:17:53,697 --> 00:17:55,074
還有每輛車

371
00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:56,283
加上行人

372
00:17:56,366 --> 00:17:58,327
以及過馬路的小動物

373
00:17:58,410 --> 00:18:00,496
是那隻松鼠自己大限到了

374
00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:02,289
我不想害妳討厭開車

375
00:18:02,372 --> 00:18:05,167
也許妳該回去
跟凱文和莎瓦娜一起讀書

376
00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:09,254
不行，上次我跟他們見面
他們在中菜快餐店拋下了我

377
00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:11,465
朋友不在，媽媽也不在

378
00:18:11,548 --> 00:18:13,217
我一定考不過

379
00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:15,719
還有這輛吉普車為什麼開得這麼慢？

380
00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:18,055
閃開！人們需要收到貨

381
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:20,766
艾莉亞？

382
00:18:20,849 --> 00:18:22,726
他貼了“警察的命也是命”的貼紙

383
00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:24,353
我們不罵這種人

384
00:18:24,436 --> 00:18:26,772
現在我得假裝要從這裡下匝道了

385
00:18:29,733 --> 00:18:31,693
妳用香水噴了我一身

386
00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:35,197
這不是防身噴霧，寶貝

387
00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:36,532
妳應該噴在空中

388
00:18:37,032 --> 00:18:37,991
抱歉

389
00:18:38,075 --> 00:18:40,369
我只是想讓妳聞起來香香的，新媽媽

390
00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:41,787
“新媽媽”？

391
00:18:43,163 --> 00:18:45,332
天啊，又來了

392
00:18:45,415 --> 00:18:48,210
艾拉，又是妳罪惡的炸魚條惹的禍

393
00:18:52,673 --> 00:18:54,550
我們的東西要被拿去哪裡？

394
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:57,136
而且妳的午餐阿姨怎麼會在這裡？

395
00:18:57,219 --> 00:18:58,512
我帶她來給爸爸

396
00:18:58,595 --> 00:18:59,888
要幹嘛？

397
00:19:01,181 --> 00:19:03,475
成為我的新媽媽
因為這一個總是不在家

398
00:19:03,559 --> 00:19:05,686
“這一個”？搞什麼？

399
00:19:06,186 --> 00:19:07,604
讓我把話說清楚

400
00:19:07,688 --> 00:19:11,191
我以為我是來拿
要捐出來做舊貨義賣的東西

401
00:19:11,275 --> 00:19:12,401
我有男人了

402
00:19:12,484 --> 00:19:14,194
我很抱歉

403
00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:17,114
顯然妳被牽扯進了…某件鬼事

404
00:19:17,614 --> 00:19:18,824
我可以把東西拿走嗎？

405
00:19:18,907 --> 00:19:21,535
可以，請全部拿走，除了我老公以外

406
00:19:22,494 --> 00:19:23,579
姊妹，不用擔心

407
00:19:24,371 --> 00:19:26,748
嘿，我也不想要妳，午餐阿姨

408
00:19:29,626 --> 00:19:30,711
再一次，謝囉

409
00:19:30,794 --> 00:19:34,006
但明年你們得自己把東西載去學校

410
00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:36,967
很合理

411
00:19:40,387 --> 00:19:41,221
瑪雅

412
00:19:42,389 --> 00:19:46,226
妳不用試圖找人取代我

413
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:49,688
-但妳已經不住在這裡了
-開心點，孩子

414
00:19:49,771 --> 00:19:52,107
她再過幾個晚上就會回來了

415
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:54,276
其實，班尼，不

416
00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:57,404
寶貝，我現在就回來

417
00:19:58,071 --> 00:19:58,947
我回到家了

418
00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:00,449
別耍我喔

419
00:20:02,159 --> 00:20:03,118
我沒有

420
00:20:05,996 --> 00:20:08,624
我知道最近的情況很令人困惑

421
00:20:09,833 --> 00:20:11,877
妳心中可能還有一些問題

422
00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:14,171
我心中也還有問題

423
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:17,549
但我要妳清楚知道這一點

424
00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:24,640
我永遠是妳的媽媽，我會永遠支持妳

425
00:20:25,140 --> 00:20:25,974
好嗎？

426
00:20:29,311 --> 00:20:30,354
我愛妳

427
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:32,481
我也愛妳，舊媽媽

428
00:20:32,564 --> 00:20:34,650
不…

429
00:20:36,193 --> 00:20:37,653
別再這樣說了

430
00:20:39,112 --> 00:20:40,155
差點忘了

431
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:42,282
我得登入《動物森友會》賣大頭菜

432
00:20:42,366 --> 00:20:43,450
那隻熊貓可不等人

433
00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:48,247
沒錯，它們不等人
嘿，幫我個忙，也把我的賣掉

434
00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:49,998
妳自己的島，自己處理

435
00:20:50,582 --> 00:20:53,835
好吧，她的心情還真快就回彈了

436
00:20:54,544 --> 00:20:56,755
說到回彈…

437
00:21:01,593 --> 00:21:03,845
妳還想要偷偷來嗎？

438
00:21:04,888 --> 00:21:06,515
妳知道，我們做的那件小事

439
00:21:07,557 --> 00:21:09,685
那件事得等等

440
00:21:10,435 --> 00:21:13,855
瑪雅想取代不可取代的我

441
00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:15,148
換成她的午餐阿姨

442
00:21:15,232 --> 00:21:16,358
就是啊

443
00:21:16,441 --> 00:21:17,609
搞什麼？

444
00:21:17,693 --> 00:21:19,569
但我們玩得很開心

445
00:21:21,154 --> 00:21:22,739
現在妳回家了，妳一直都會在

446
00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:24,241
一般來說是這樣沒錯

447
00:21:24,908 --> 00:21:27,202
接著妳就會說那些：“撿起來”

448
00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:28,412
“東西不是放那邊”

449
00:21:28,495 --> 00:21:30,122
“你的腳趾甲刮傷了我的腿”

450
00:21:30,205 --> 00:21:32,124
“你上教堂時有大麻味”

451
00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:35,502
而你則會說那些：“做三明治給我”

452
00:21:35,585 --> 00:21:36,753
“幫我抓背”

453
00:21:36,837 --> 00:21:37,921
“妳的孩子需要妳”

454
00:21:38,005 --> 00:21:39,464
“我在外面生的孩子也需要妳”

455
00:21:41,466 --> 00:21:42,551
這就是人生

456
00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:44,344
這就是我們的生活

457
00:21:45,345 --> 00:21:46,430
我想是吧

458
00:21:49,182 --> 00:21:53,645
寶貝，既然我回來了
事情就必須要有所改變

459
00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:58,525
我知道我說過想把自己放在第一順位

460
00:21:59,901 --> 00:22:04,114
但我得繼續努力找到另一種平衡

461
00:22:05,198 --> 00:22:08,160
這樣我才能全都擁有，你懂嗎？

462
00:22:08,243 --> 00:22:11,204
包括好的壞的，高潮起伏

463
00:22:11,288 --> 00:22:12,581
裡外細節

464
00:22:12,664 --> 00:22:13,999
還有側抱和翻滾

465
00:22:14,082 --> 00:22:16,918
可惡，我“性”奮起來了

466
00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:23,508
-想去露貴霞家滾床嗎？
-在露貴霞家做總是很爽

467
00:22:23,592 --> 00:22:24,593
搞什麼？

468
00:22:25,093 --> 00:22:26,845
我就只有一條規定

469
00:22:26,928 --> 00:22:28,180
你們真噁心

470
00:22:28,263 --> 00:22:29,264
對，我們是

471
00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:32,768
我應該燒掉一切，重新開始

472
00:22:32,851 --> 00:22:33,977
好啦

473
00:22:34,061 --> 00:22:36,021
妳現在看起來有點生氣

474
00:22:36,688 --> 00:22:39,149
讓我說聲謝謝，好嗎？

475
00:22:39,232 --> 00:22:41,360
我很感激妳

476
00:22:41,860 --> 00:22:43,904
妳為了我照顧這個家

477
00:22:43,987 --> 00:22:46,865
讓我住在妳家，我…

478
00:22:47,532 --> 00:22:49,951
妳甚至還幫忙捐出那些東西

479
00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:51,828
給瑪雅的學校做舊貨義賣

480
00:22:51,912 --> 00:22:52,954
謝謝妳

481
00:22:59,544 --> 00:23:00,462
舊貨義賣？

482
00:23:05,133 --> 00:23:06,343
我恨你們

483
00:23:10,180 --> 00:23:12,140
當然了，是要做他…的舊貨義賣

484
00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:13,892
不然呢，露貴霞？

485
00:23:14,476 --> 00:23:15,310
真他…的

486
00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:17,145
就不能有一件好事留給我嗎？

487
00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:21,316
…！知道嗎？我…你們！一點也沒錯

488
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:22,526
我…你們，…這間房子

489
00:23:22,609 --> 00:23:23,568
…你們的孩子

490
00:23:23,652 --> 00:23:25,362
…這他…的整個州

491
00:23:25,445 --> 00:23:26,530
真是有夠…

492
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:29,116
…我去死啦

493
00:23:35,455 --> 00:23:36,706
抱歉，我只是…

494
00:23:37,749 --> 00:23:39,709
現在心情非常負面

495
00:23:46,049 --> 00:23:47,884
她剛剛有說：“…孩子們”嗎？

496
00:24:17,414 --> 00:24:21,918
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