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[funky instrumental music playing]
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They didn't have any T-shirts or shorts?
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The winter gear was half off,
so shut up and put on these mittens.
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[Regina groans]
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I feel like I'm going
to the University of Siberia.
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No one else is hot?
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[scoffs] No, gotta represent
for your school, Ma.
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Yeah, I'm proud of you Regina, baby.
You passed your GMAT.
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-You getting your MBA.
-[chuckles]
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Okay. We done, right?
No more achieving and receiving.
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Don't say the quiet part
out loud, jackass.
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We've been through a lot.
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Who you telling?
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Losing the good vibes, guys.
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Besides, this is just
a weekend tour, all right?
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This might not even be the school for me.
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It's the only one you got into.
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Besides, I bought all this college shit.
Somebody's going there.
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Not me, I'm going to a real school.
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A real different school. Still proud.
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Here, Mommy. You can take
my favorite lunch box to school.
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I've outgrown it.
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Aww, thank you, sweetie.
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I'mma need it back, though.
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Behave yourself.
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All right. Here I go.
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Off to college. [chuckles]
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Life-changing moment. [chuckles]
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Once I walk through this door…
no turning back.
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-I love y'all.
-[all] Love you.
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I'll see you Monday.
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-[Maya] See you.
-[Bernard] Bye!
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-Bye!
-See you, Ms. Regina.
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I can't go to college.
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We outta cheese. My babies need cheese.
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Let Lucretia get it.
She needs a purpose in life.
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I'll go get the cheese. You go to college.
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You go to hell.
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Okay. Well, now that cheese is settled…
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College!
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Nope. Bread.
What they gonna put the cheese on?
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I'll get that too.
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Okay. Well… Now that
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my babies can make a sandwich…
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[chuckling]
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College!
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Big step. [exhales]
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[sighs]
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-Bye.
-Love you! Bye!
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-Love you.
-Bye. All right, see ya.
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[Kelvin sighs]
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I had a heart attack.
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I can't be traipsing around
some big-ass campus.
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Regina, stop being nervous.
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You're the best of us.
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Yeah, you're Regina Upshaw.
Make 'em put some respect on your name.
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That's right. So, you go
to that college and kick some ass.
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We'll always be here for you.
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Side kid, get the back door
case she comes around.
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Thank God she's gone. It's hot as hell.
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-Okay, this is torturous.
-Great!
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Oh, man!
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[vocalizing]
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♪ Solid as a rock ♪
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[vocalizing]
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♪ Solid ♪
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[funky instrumental music playing]
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Larry, this shit is
more duct tape than car.
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It ain't good for anything but living in.
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That's the plan. Just make it pushable
for when the street sweepers come.
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-They're mean.
-Your life hurts my soul, Larry.
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Okay, you didn't like the cake,
the balloons or the elderly strippers.
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That was my bad.
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Y'all misunderstood they slogan.
"Titties will hit the floor."
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But I have one last thing
to make you my friend again.
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Man, you don't need nothing. We good.
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Why? You sick?
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No, life is good.
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Well, all right then.
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Besides, man, I'm tired of all
the nastiness and name-calling.
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Come here, you fat bastard.
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[both laugh]
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Finally! This is how it's supposed to be.
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Let me take a picture for Duck.
He been praying for this.
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-[Tony] If you… Good.
-[camera clicks]
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-[Tony] All right.
-[laughing]
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Hallmark moment.
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Glaze it on a plate.
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Uh, how about showing some love to Larry?
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Yeah, I'll fix
your little homeless hooptie.
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For free.
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Look, you know, I was gonna bribe you
with these casino comps,
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but now that we're friends,
we can share 'em.
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Davis, I knew I missed you for a reason.
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As soon as Tasha gets Kelvin,
we gonna turn up.
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Yeah!
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Yeah, all right!
That's what I'm talking about.
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The hell you are. Y'all got work.
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Explain to me
why we couldn't walk in earlier?
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'Cause if you just walk in, Frank,
you don't catch them doing stupid shit.
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Keep up.
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Receipts. Now.
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Kelvin's doing 'em.
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Better than you.
Maybe they'll finally make some sense.
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[chuckles] That's what I was thinking.
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So, you must be Lucretia's… hostage.
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And you must be Bennie.
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-Yeah, that's me.
-I'm surprised we're just meeting.
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You caused a lot of trouble
for me back in the day.
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Yeah, I get that a lot.
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Whoo, full shop today.
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[Tasha] Announce me!
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Oh, Lord.
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[Noah clears throat]
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Ladies and gentlemen,
the future Mrs. Noah Yang.
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[Tasha squeals]
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It's the Yang Gang, y'all. [laughs]
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Kelvin!
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Baby, tell them how happy we are.
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We're very happy.
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He got a way with words.
[giggles shrilly] And jewelry.
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[laughing]
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Tasha, you ain't gotta wave
your ring around like John Cena, okay?
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We see it.
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Ooh, you know what? You should stop.
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This is my moment.
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Our moment.
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-Oh, baby, we one now, okay? We one.
-Mm-hmm.
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She is gonna suck the life out of you.
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Oh, baby, if we want to
keep up with your schedule,
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we gotta hit up BIg Momma's house
before her stories start.
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Yes. So, we are doing a "people who
never thought I'd be shit" tour!
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[laughs shrilly] Kelvin!
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-I'm here. Dang.
-[Tasha sighs]
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Can we hit the mall?
I wanna get me a new fit.
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Ooh, no time for that. [chuckles]
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There's a lot of people
who need to eat a lot of words.
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Yeah.
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This is y'all's thing.
Why can't I just hang out with my dad?
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Boy, stop.
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I have a bouquet to figure out.
We're going to the Flower Mart.
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I don't care about no dumb flowers.
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All you're gonna do
is throw 'em to somebody.
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Uh, I ain't throwing shit, okay?
No, no, no.
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I'm not gonna pay Flower Mart money
to throw them to some needy-ass heifers.
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Okay? So, let's go.
Come on. Yang Gang out.
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-I'll see you next week, then.
-All right, son. I'll catch you.
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Well, now that the freak show
has pulled up stakes,
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y'all get back to work.
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Don't ever leave me alone here again.
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[Tony blows raspberry]
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-Well, guess the casino's out.
-[Bennie scoffs]
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The hell it is.
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All I've done to keep
the new Bennie out of trouble?
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The old Bennie's gonna have fun
and wile out.
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-Let's do it, fellas.
-[all] Yeah! [laughing]
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Hold up, fellas.
We should probably lock up.
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Old Bennie ain't got no theft insurance.
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[funky instrumental music playing]
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Cross-eyed man telling
a bow-legged lady to walk straight.
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Ah!
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-Hard eight it is.
-[all cheer]
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-Come on!
-That's what I'm talking about!
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You on a streak, B.
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Yeah, that's 'cause God loves Old Bennie.
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[all laughing]
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-Why didn't you tell me you were here?
-Didn't want your bad-luck ass by my dice.
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Seven, craps.
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-Aw.
-Aw. I'mma kill you, Larry.
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I don't know why the universe hates him,
but keep his unfortunate ass over here.
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Ooh, fresh table. Back on track.
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You know you gonna have
to split them fives. Regina?
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Which way is the student center?
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What you doing at the casino?
You've been hanging around me too much.
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[sighs] Relax. There's another tour
next weekend. I'll go to that one.
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Says you.
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I said I will go next weekend.
Or whenever. It doesn't matter.
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The hell it don't. You're not gonna
lie to your family for no reason.
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Maybe I don't even
want to go to grad school, okay?
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We married. These are my chips.
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Whoo! My machine hit.
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Who's unfortunate now, mother--
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[funky instrumental music playing]
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-[Bernard grunting]
-Hey, Bernard.
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You're looking good.
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I miss you too.
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I'm sorry. What?
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Never mind.
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Those new shoes?
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No.
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[sighs] Okay, look.
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That thing with my mom,
it got me thinking.
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Life is short,
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and I don't wanna waste it
worrying about what everybody thinks.
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You were right. [sighs]
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I wasn't comfortable with who I was.
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I want us to try again.
For real this time.
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But I get it if you don't want to.
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Well, damn, I guess that's
what I get for using your guest passes.
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Okay. I understand.
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No, hey, hey, hey, wait.
I am just processing, okay?
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That whole thing with me saying
you were extra… That was my shit, okay?
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The fact is I like who you are.
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I like the way you are.
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I thought the biggest decision of my day
was picking what flavor of Muscle Milk.
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Strawberry, duh.
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Right. [chuckles]
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So, we boo'd up again?
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I'll tell you what.
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I have a side hustle
at this club downtown.
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I'll text you the deets.
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We can grab a drink
and talk after I'm done.
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-Okay, great.
-Great.
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Hey, you're not seeing anyone?
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No, I'm single.
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Cool, I'm lonely too.
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You mean "alone."
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-What'd I say?
-[clicks tongue]
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This is gonna be nice.
All of us at dinner together.
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[chuckles]
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Maya has her Switch, Aaliyah has her phone
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and I have 20 feet of charging cable.
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Ain't a outlet that I can't reach.
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[Frank chuckles]
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I thought we could try
this gourmet burger spot I read about.
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Oh, Frank, they're kids. Waste your money
when it's just you and me.
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Girls!
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[door opens]
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Don't even want to talk to me?
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Because I don't want to fight.
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What? Why aren't you at school?
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That's what I want to know.
I found her ass posted up at the casino.
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You said he couldn't go.
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Wait a minute, nigga.
We don't need two Lucretias.
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All right. And I don't need any of this.
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What the hell is going on?
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She says she ain't wanna
go to college no more.
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Oh, damn. I thought this might happen.
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I'll handle it.
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You need any help?
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Frank, this is bigger than you now.
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Bennie says you're off school.
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Bennie needs to stop telling my business.
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Obviously, you made the right call.
There's good money in sweeping.
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I'll sweep your ass outta here
if you don't leave me alone.
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The only reason
you're not eating that broom
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is because I feel guilty,
and your floors are crunchy.
248
00:11:31,108 --> 00:11:32,276
What you talking about?
249
00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:35,529
You don't see all these damn crumbs?
It's like Bread Beach in here.
250
00:11:36,947 --> 00:11:39,867
No. Why are you guilty, hmm?
251
00:11:40,617 --> 00:11:42,953
My not going to school
has nothing to do with you.
252
00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:44,288
Don't it, though?
253
00:11:44,872 --> 00:11:47,499
Look, I know
we never really cleared the air
254
00:11:47,583 --> 00:11:50,169
after Althea's whatever the hell that was.
255
00:11:50,252 --> 00:11:54,715
But I thought you knew that I'd be there
to help you with school, no matter what.
256
00:11:54,798 --> 00:11:56,925
But I guess you don't.
257
00:11:57,009 --> 00:11:58,260
I know that.
258
00:11:58,844 --> 00:11:59,720
Do you, though?
259
00:12:00,888 --> 00:12:01,722
Yes, Cree.
260
00:12:01,805 --> 00:12:03,056
Okay, but do you?
261
00:12:03,140 --> 00:12:04,183
Yeah. Stop.
262
00:12:05,559 --> 00:12:07,227
Look, when that letter came, I…
263
00:12:07,936 --> 00:12:10,314
I should have been
happy as hell, but I wasn't.
264
00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:12,149
And for a while now, I…
265
00:12:14,193 --> 00:12:15,235
Why am I explaining?
266
00:12:15,319 --> 00:12:18,155
[loudly] Isn't it enough
that I said I don't wanna go?
267
00:12:19,281 --> 00:12:21,575
Uh… no.
268
00:12:21,658 --> 00:12:24,203
A lot of people
put a lot of time into this.
269
00:12:24,286 --> 00:12:25,162
[broom clatters]
270
00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:26,997
I did not ask them to.
271
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,957
-Oh, the hell you didn't.
-[sighs]
272
00:12:29,708 --> 00:12:33,587
Do you know how much of my life
I lost to that damn GMAT?
273
00:12:34,296 --> 00:12:35,589
Remember the lizard?
274
00:12:35,672 --> 00:12:40,385
I slipped in water for that shit.
I still don't have my peripheral vision.
275
00:12:41,136 --> 00:12:45,098
Well, I am sorry that
this has been so hard for you.
276
00:12:46,308 --> 00:12:47,226
Where'd you go?
277
00:12:58,237 --> 00:12:59,655
-So, did you fix it?
-[door slams]
278
00:13:00,739 --> 00:13:02,157
Does it sound fixed?
279
00:13:02,783 --> 00:13:05,828
[funky instrumental music playing]
280
00:13:05,911 --> 00:13:06,954
All right, Ms. Greene,
281
00:13:07,037 --> 00:13:10,165
the pharmacy said that
your refill will be ready in 30 minutes.
282
00:13:10,249 --> 00:13:13,627
Boy, when they said
herpes sticks with you for life…
283
00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:14,545
[scoffs]
284
00:13:15,045 --> 00:13:17,047
-…they weren't playing.
-[Regina] Hmm.
285
00:13:20,342 --> 00:13:23,220
If I'd came back one day later,
I'd have never heard that.
286
00:13:24,888 --> 00:13:26,265
[sighs] I hope she's being careful
287
00:13:26,348 --> 00:13:28,892
'cause they ain't
just playing bingo at the senior center.
288
00:13:30,227 --> 00:13:32,980
Hey. Are you sure
you're really good to be back?
289
00:13:33,063 --> 00:13:36,942
Yes, yes, yes. I'm just ready
to get back to normal. What?
290
00:13:38,026 --> 00:13:38,986
[Lucretia groans]
291
00:13:39,069 --> 00:13:39,903
What happened?
292
00:13:39,987 --> 00:13:41,655
Something fell on her at the shop.
293
00:13:41,738 --> 00:13:42,781
And you came here?
294
00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:45,325
You must have passed
three real hospitals on the way.
295
00:13:45,409 --> 00:13:46,785
That definitely didn't hurt.
296
00:13:47,536 --> 00:13:50,247
Uh, Dr. Webber, can you look at her now?
297
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,374
-Come on back.
-Thank you. Let me help you.
298
00:13:52,457 --> 00:13:55,335
Oh, no, no, baby, I… I got this.
You go back to work.
299
00:13:55,419 --> 00:13:57,671
-Let me handle this, okay?
-All right.
300
00:13:57,754 --> 00:13:58,881
Onward, mule.
301
00:14:00,591 --> 00:14:03,844
Okay, you watch it now.
I'll drop your ass right here.
302
00:14:05,721 --> 00:14:07,639
[funky instrumental music playing]
303
00:14:07,723 --> 00:14:08,891
[sighs]
304
00:14:08,974 --> 00:14:12,019
Oh, look, that little hop
clicked my leg back in place.
305
00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:14,897
We've got a problem.
306
00:14:14,980 --> 00:14:16,273
Regina's broken.
307
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:18,400
What? She seems fine to me.
308
00:14:18,942 --> 00:14:20,694
Well, she's not, Doctor.
309
00:14:22,070 --> 00:14:24,364
All she's talked about
is going back to school,
310
00:14:24,448 --> 00:14:26,658
and now suddenly she doesn't want to.
311
00:14:27,242 --> 00:14:28,535
I think it's Lyme disease.
312
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:34,499
Well, I can't talk to you as a doctor,
but as her friend?
313
00:14:35,417 --> 00:14:36,627
Sounds like depression.
314
00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:39,880
Man, get the hell out of here.
My wife ain't depressed.
315
00:14:40,422 --> 00:14:41,924
Look who she's married to.
316
00:14:42,591 --> 00:14:44,259
Oh, Lord, she's depressed.
317
00:14:45,302 --> 00:14:48,764
It's possible this is just
a normal reaction to a traumatic event.
318
00:14:49,514 --> 00:14:52,225
But if depression is what
caused her heart attack,
319
00:14:52,309 --> 00:14:56,772
then you could be
looking at a bigger issue.
320
00:14:57,606 --> 00:14:59,942
Again, as a friend.
321
00:15:00,025 --> 00:15:01,026
So, what do we do?
322
00:15:01,610 --> 00:15:04,529
There's nothing you can do
except urge her to talk to someone.
323
00:15:04,613 --> 00:15:09,201
[sighs] Now, if you excuse me,
I have actual patients.
324
00:15:09,284 --> 00:15:14,164
Okay, but don't forget,
this talk happened during my exam.
325
00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:18,168
So, if you tell Regina why
we were really here, I'll HIPAA your ass.
326
00:15:21,296 --> 00:15:25,300
Hey, man. If Regina asks,
tell her we dewormed her.
327
00:15:28,679 --> 00:15:29,638
He's crazy.
328
00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:32,349
How's talking to a stranger
gonna help my woman?
329
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:33,433
I know. [scoffs]
330
00:15:33,517 --> 00:15:35,143
That's what I'm saying. [scoffs]
331
00:15:35,227 --> 00:15:37,396
She needs to be with family now.
332
00:15:37,479 --> 00:15:39,606
Yeah, if she's sad, we cheer her up.
333
00:15:39,690 --> 00:15:42,859
Exactly. We just got
to do some shit she likes.
334
00:15:43,819 --> 00:15:46,488
-[Bennie] Hmm.
-Why's everything she likes so boring?
335
00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:50,450
I'll think of something.
Nobody knows my woman better than me.
336
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:54,454
[Bennie scoffs]
337
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:03,296
Yo, Duck.
338
00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:06,216
Can I talk to you about Regina?
339
00:16:06,842 --> 00:16:09,636
[funky instrumental music playing]
340
00:16:11,722 --> 00:16:14,307
Okay, baby.
Let's get started. Let's get the seat.
341
00:16:14,391 --> 00:16:17,811
You guys sure you want to play trivia?
Y'all hate trivia.
342
00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:19,813
Man, we hate your nerd trivia.
343
00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:23,400
We don't care how tall Everest is
and where he was born.
344
00:16:24,026 --> 00:16:26,528
We're going to do some family stuff.
Shit we know.
345
00:16:27,279 --> 00:16:28,572
Uh, are we gonna play or what?
346
00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:31,992
Okay, okay, but when
I wear you out don't get mad.
347
00:16:32,075 --> 00:16:34,786
-Come on. We got one heavy hitter.
-[Bernard] Let's go.
348
00:16:35,746 --> 00:16:36,913
-[Bennie] Yeah.
-Let's do it.
349
00:16:38,123 --> 00:16:43,962
Okay, guys, welcome to the first ever
Upshaw Family Trivia Night.
350
00:16:44,046 --> 00:16:45,672
[all whooping]
351
00:16:45,756 --> 00:16:47,674
-Okay.
-We're gonna smoke y'all.
352
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:51,553
Regina Raiders, you up first.
Pick your category.
353
00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:52,512
Okay.
354
00:16:52,596 --> 00:16:53,513
Uh…
355
00:16:53,597 --> 00:16:55,015
Girls, what do we want?
356
00:16:55,098 --> 00:16:56,975
To be doing something else.
357
00:16:57,976 --> 00:17:00,896
[scoffs] Okay, attitude.
Pick your category for your team.
358
00:17:00,979 --> 00:17:02,022
Okay, fine.
359
00:17:02,105 --> 00:17:03,940
Uh, Stuff Kids Be Doing.
360
00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:05,484
Okay, here we go. Right here.
361
00:17:06,109 --> 00:17:10,155
"Name three animals
the kids done snuck into this house."
362
00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:13,909
Easy. I snuck a lizard, gerbil and a cat.
363
00:17:14,451 --> 00:17:16,953
Wrong. Ain't no cat on the card.
364
00:17:17,829 --> 00:17:20,665
Then I guess I'm putting milk
in my closet for nothing.
365
00:17:21,625 --> 00:17:24,086
[laughter, cheering]
366
00:17:25,337 --> 00:17:27,964
All right, Auntie and Him, you up.
367
00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:30,884
-[Lucretia] Hmm.
-All right, we'll stick with Family Fails.
368
00:17:33,136 --> 00:17:35,388
"How many times have
our lights been cut off?"
369
00:17:36,973 --> 00:17:37,849
Seven.
370
00:17:37,933 --> 00:17:40,060
And I have
the canceled checks to prove it.
371
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:42,395
[laughing]
372
00:17:42,479 --> 00:17:44,564
It's only a few left on the board.
373
00:17:44,648 --> 00:17:45,607
Thank God.
374
00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:48,735
Regina's Raiders, your pick.
375
00:17:48,819 --> 00:17:53,198
All right, we will take Moving on Up Shaw.
376
00:17:53,281 --> 00:17:54,282
Moving on Up.
377
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:59,621
"What job will Mama get
once she earns her MBA?"
378
00:18:00,455 --> 00:18:01,623
Easy.
379
00:18:01,706 --> 00:18:04,209
The queen of the hospital.
380
00:18:04,292 --> 00:18:05,627
[laughter]
381
00:18:06,211 --> 00:18:08,964
I don't actually know.
I just needed to hear hospital.
382
00:18:11,633 --> 00:18:12,467
Uh…
383
00:18:12,551 --> 00:18:15,220
It's actually not a fair question
since I'm not going.
384
00:18:16,012 --> 00:18:16,847
What?
385
00:18:18,306 --> 00:18:22,686
Yeah, guys. I've decided that, um,
I'm not gonna go back to school after all.
386
00:18:23,478 --> 00:18:24,938
But it's your dream, right?
387
00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:25,939
[sighs]
388
00:18:26,022 --> 00:18:28,567
I don't want to play anymore.
389
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:30,902
We forfeit.
390
00:18:30,986 --> 00:18:32,028
I'm gonna go to bed.
391
00:18:32,112 --> 00:18:34,239
Ma, uh… Come on. It's only 7:30.
392
00:18:34,322 --> 00:18:37,450
Bernard, I think going back
to work is really wearing me out.
393
00:18:37,534 --> 00:18:39,035
[Bernard clicks tongue, sighs]
394
00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:41,788
[sighs]
395
00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:44,457
Damn it. We almost had her.
396
00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:46,793
-What's happening?
-[Bennie sighs]
397
00:18:46,877 --> 00:18:47,794
You know, girls,
398
00:18:47,878 --> 00:18:50,213
I think your parents
have some talking to do.
399
00:18:50,297 --> 00:18:51,590
All right, I'm out. [sighs]
400
00:18:51,673 --> 00:18:52,799
Us too.
401
00:18:52,883 --> 00:18:55,343
Come on, girls.
Frank is taking us out to dinner.
402
00:18:56,428 --> 00:18:58,388
I better call and let him know.
403
00:18:59,681 --> 00:19:02,893
[funky instrumental music playing]
404
00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:06,354
I just don't get it.
405
00:19:06,438 --> 00:19:07,355
Me either.
406
00:19:08,023 --> 00:19:09,983
That bird costume has human eyes.
407
00:19:12,444 --> 00:19:14,529
I hope they're doing
background checks here.
408
00:19:14,613 --> 00:19:16,698
-I'm talking about Regina.
-[Frank] Hmm?
409
00:19:16,781 --> 00:19:19,284
She worked her ass off
to get into that school.
410
00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:21,077
Hell, she worked my ass off.
411
00:19:21,161 --> 00:19:24,289
And now she's down on it?
It just doesn't make sense.
412
00:19:24,372 --> 00:19:27,083
Aunt Lucretia, may we have
some more money for tokens?
413
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:28,752
They're done already?
414
00:19:29,294 --> 00:19:30,670
I gave each of you $20.
415
00:19:30,754 --> 00:19:32,589
It's not the county fair, Frank.
416
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:34,674
I told you that wouldn't be enough.
417
00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:36,676
Okay.
418
00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:39,971
All right, Ladies.
Let's see what that gets you.
419
00:19:40,055 --> 00:19:41,431
A hundred bucks?
420
00:19:42,057 --> 00:19:44,768
-You are officially "Uncle Frank."
-[chuckles]
421
00:19:45,644 --> 00:19:49,147
No, no, Maya, you only do that
with the money your daddy gives you.
422
00:19:49,231 --> 00:19:50,398
Go play your games.
423
00:19:51,399 --> 00:19:52,525
[chuckles]
424
00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:54,194
[Frank whistles]
425
00:19:54,277 --> 00:19:56,655
So, this is just another
Saturday night for you?
426
00:19:57,239 --> 00:19:58,907
I mean, basically.
427
00:19:58,990 --> 00:20:02,494
Sometimes we switch it up.
A movie, mini-golf.
428
00:20:03,203 --> 00:20:06,498
We don't do that as much
since Maya got stuck in the windmill.
429
00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:08,833
And you like this?
430
00:20:08,917 --> 00:20:09,960
Hell no.
431
00:20:10,835 --> 00:20:12,629
But they do, so I do it.
432
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:16,132
Wow. All this time,
you've been telling me about your life,
433
00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:18,343
but I've never seen you
actually living it.
434
00:20:19,427 --> 00:20:21,763
We have fun. It's not a bad life.
435
00:20:22,347 --> 00:20:24,182
But it's always gonna be here, hmm?
436
00:20:27,519 --> 00:20:28,353
Yeah.
437
00:20:29,938 --> 00:20:30,855
It is.
438
00:20:32,691 --> 00:20:33,525
Hmm.
439
00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:38,071
Different time, different choices.
440
00:20:42,158 --> 00:20:43,868
We'll always have Fun Zone.
441
00:20:46,121 --> 00:20:48,456
That might be
the saddest part of this breakup.
442
00:20:50,292 --> 00:20:51,334
I will miss us.
443
00:20:53,336 --> 00:20:54,212
Me too.
444
00:20:55,046 --> 00:20:56,172
You know, it's ironic.
445
00:20:56,256 --> 00:20:57,257
[inhales sharply]
446
00:20:57,340 --> 00:21:01,720
We broke up when Regina went to college.
Now, we're breaking up when she won't go.
447
00:21:03,013 --> 00:21:05,015
Not in the right mind for irony, Frank.
448
00:21:07,726 --> 00:21:09,311
Not now, bird.
449
00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:11,813
[Tony] My bad, Lucretia.
450
00:21:12,522 --> 00:21:13,356
Tony?
451
00:21:15,275 --> 00:21:16,484
Oh, damn.
452
00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:19,279
We need to pay you a living wage.
453
00:21:20,238 --> 00:21:22,407
-[Funky instrumental music playing]
-[Tony squawks]
454
00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:27,829
That dishwasher's pretty nice,
455
00:21:28,705 --> 00:21:29,539
right?
456
00:21:30,457 --> 00:21:34,002
Yes, Bennie, I love it. It makes me
the happiest woman in the world.
457
00:21:34,085 --> 00:21:36,588
Then why the hell
don't you want to go to school?
458
00:21:37,505 --> 00:21:38,340
[sighs]
459
00:21:38,882 --> 00:21:40,258
I don't have the energy for this.
460
00:21:40,342 --> 00:21:44,012
We both know it was something I did.
Shouldn't we both know what it was?
461
00:21:45,388 --> 00:21:46,890
You didn't do anything.
462
00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:51,603
I'm getting really sick of everybody
making my decisions about them.
463
00:21:52,395 --> 00:21:54,105
Guess your boss was right.
464
00:21:55,774 --> 00:21:57,108
It was the heart attack.
465
00:21:57,192 --> 00:21:58,318
My boss?
466
00:21:59,194 --> 00:22:01,029
You talked to Dr. Webber about me?
467
00:22:01,780 --> 00:22:03,448
-Yeah.
-What gives you the right?
468
00:22:04,157 --> 00:22:06,534
Twenty-eight years
of marriage, shit. What the…
469
00:22:08,328 --> 00:22:10,121
Should've known you two
were up to something.
470
00:22:10,205 --> 00:22:13,083
Lucretia ain't paying
out of pocket for no doctor.
471
00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:16,169
[chuckling] Wait a minute.
Be careful now, we just got that.
472
00:22:16,252 --> 00:22:19,339
-Now, I'm trying to understand, but--
-[loudly] Then hear me.
473
00:22:20,882 --> 00:22:25,261
[in normal voice] All I can tell you is
I'm feeling what I'm feeling.
474
00:22:25,970 --> 00:22:27,680
Have you tried not feeling that?
475
00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:29,557
Don't do that.
476
00:22:29,641 --> 00:22:34,020
I was just thinking. Maybe the…
the heart attack messed you up.
477
00:22:34,104 --> 00:22:35,730
You know, your… your emotions.
478
00:22:35,814 --> 00:22:38,233
I wish it was the heart attack.
479
00:22:41,152 --> 00:22:43,029
This has been happening for a while.
480
00:22:43,780 --> 00:22:47,283
I have this… sadness.
481
00:22:48,076 --> 00:22:51,037
It's random and it sucks.
482
00:22:51,121 --> 00:22:55,375
So, you just been having
this mystery sadness and ain't said shit.
483
00:22:55,458 --> 00:22:59,796
I… I thought it would go away.
Part of me keeps hoping that it will.
484
00:23:00,338 --> 00:23:02,173
Get the hell out of here with that.
485
00:23:03,925 --> 00:23:05,593
What happened to transparency?
486
00:23:07,011 --> 00:23:10,265
And I'm out here trying
to bust my ass to be a better man.
487
00:23:10,348 --> 00:23:11,182
I know that.
488
00:23:11,266 --> 00:23:12,100
For you.
489
00:23:12,183 --> 00:23:14,227
-I know that too. I know.
-Yeah.
490
00:23:15,103 --> 00:23:18,314
Now you want to feel sad
and not tell me how to fix it?
491
00:23:18,398 --> 00:23:20,483
Nobody asked you to fix anything.
492
00:23:20,567 --> 00:23:21,901
But it's my job to fix it!
493
00:23:21,985 --> 00:23:24,487
Well, maybe everything
isn't fucking about you!
494
00:23:27,949 --> 00:23:28,908
I won a squirt gun.
495
00:23:28,992 --> 00:23:30,034
Oh, yay.
496
00:23:30,118 --> 00:23:32,871
Yeah, for only $120 in tokens.
497
00:23:32,954 --> 00:23:33,913
[chuckles]
498
00:23:33,997 --> 00:23:37,041
Thanks to Uncle Frank, I won $85.
499
00:23:37,876 --> 00:23:38,710
Where is Frank?
500
00:23:39,794 --> 00:23:41,671
-We broke up.
-What?
501
00:23:43,006 --> 00:23:44,424
Oh, shit. I'm sorry.
502
00:23:45,675 --> 00:23:47,510
Hey, could you all excuse us?
503
00:23:47,594 --> 00:23:48,553
Um, mm-mmm.
504
00:23:49,262 --> 00:23:50,180
We're done.
505
00:23:51,473 --> 00:23:52,515
Hey, Cree.
506
00:23:53,183 --> 00:23:55,518
Let's go, huh? I'm buying. [laughs]
507
00:23:57,437 --> 00:23:58,563
Nope, Aaliyah is.
508
00:23:59,147 --> 00:24:01,691
[funky instrumental music playing]
509
00:24:06,738 --> 00:24:08,948
-Hey, uh, where's Hector?
-Who?
510
00:24:09,032 --> 00:24:10,950
What do you mean, "Who?"
He said he works here.
511
00:24:11,034 --> 00:24:13,286
Do you want to order a drink
before the show starts?
512
00:24:13,369 --> 00:24:14,245
Show?
513
00:24:14,329 --> 00:24:16,664
[dance music playing]
514
00:24:16,748 --> 00:24:18,750
[men cheering]
515
00:24:32,472 --> 00:24:34,307
[cheering intensifies]
516
00:24:42,065 --> 00:24:42,982
Hector?
517
00:24:49,781 --> 00:24:51,157
Hey, can I get some singles?
518
00:24:52,992 --> 00:24:54,744
Hey, hey, hey, back up.
519
00:24:55,245 --> 00:24:56,079
She's mine.
520
00:25:02,043 --> 00:25:03,670
[instrumental music playing]
521
00:25:04,379 --> 00:25:07,173
Ooh, the sweet smell of my baby's coffee.
522
00:25:07,257 --> 00:25:08,132
Regina!
523
00:25:09,133 --> 00:25:10,051
Finally.
524
00:25:10,593 --> 00:25:12,929
You don't work hard enough
to sleep that long.
525
00:25:13,012 --> 00:25:15,139
What are you doing here?
We sprayed for you.
526
00:25:16,933 --> 00:25:19,769
Where is Regina?
She didn't come to bed last night.
527
00:25:19,852 --> 00:25:21,312
She's at my place.
528
00:25:22,814 --> 00:25:25,733
Dr. Webber was right. There's something
bigger going on with her.
529
00:25:25,817 --> 00:25:27,569
So, what? When is she coming home?
530
00:25:27,652 --> 00:25:28,903
I don't know.
531
00:25:28,987 --> 00:25:30,613
What do you mean, you don't know?
532
00:25:30,697 --> 00:25:32,240
I mean, I don't know.
533
00:25:32,907 --> 00:25:35,285
-[sighs]
-She's staying at my place for a while.
534
00:25:35,368 --> 00:25:38,371
Apparently, she's gotta
sort some stuff out.
535
00:25:39,247 --> 00:25:40,415
In the meantime…
536
00:25:42,208 --> 00:25:43,459
you got me.
537
00:25:45,211 --> 00:25:47,463
What kind of Satan Wife Swap is this?
538
00:25:48,590 --> 00:25:49,424
I want Regina.
539
00:25:49,507 --> 00:25:52,051
Regina is not an option right now.
540
00:25:52,135 --> 00:25:53,803
Well, you ain't living here.
541
00:25:54,971 --> 00:25:56,097
Shit.
542
00:25:56,180 --> 00:25:57,015
Oh, okay.
543
00:25:57,682 --> 00:26:00,184
So, you think you can be dad all alone?
544
00:26:00,268 --> 00:26:02,729
Aaliyah has a geometry final
545
00:26:02,812 --> 00:26:05,231
and Maya just asked me
where babies come from.
546
00:26:05,773 --> 00:26:07,400
[knocking on door]
547
00:26:07,483 --> 00:26:09,944
Thank God.
Regina must have forgot her key.
548
00:26:10,486 --> 00:26:11,487
Phew.
549
00:26:12,071 --> 00:26:12,947
[clears throat]
550
00:26:15,658 --> 00:26:17,827
Welcome home, baby. What the hell?
551
00:26:18,494 --> 00:26:20,705
Nuh-uh and nuh-uh.
552
00:26:21,456 --> 00:26:22,957
Tasha, what the hell?
553
00:26:23,041 --> 00:26:24,876
You didn't answer my texts.
554
00:26:24,959 --> 00:26:25,960
So?
555
00:26:26,044 --> 00:26:27,003
So?
556
00:26:27,837 --> 00:26:31,799
Your son said he wants to live with you.
557
00:26:31,883 --> 00:26:32,717
Hey, Pops.
558
00:26:34,385 --> 00:26:36,304
Regina ain't never coming home now.
559
00:26:38,681 --> 00:26:40,683
[theme music playing]