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‎空服員，準備起飛

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‎-妳應該要把手機關掉
‎-那是騙人的

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‎他們只是想讓你無聊到點酒喝

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‎真不敢相信會成真
‎我從沒想過能說服妳去亞特蘭大

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‎你如果表現得好
‎我就讓你帶我去魔法城市

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‎伯納德？

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‎怎麼了，小子？

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‎好，慢慢講

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‎什麼？

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‎心臟病發？

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‎天啊，她…她人在哪裡？

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‎好，我馬上過去

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‎好，我們得叫這架飛機調頭

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‎-怎麼回事？
‎-蕾吉娜心臟病發了

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‎天啊，她還好嗎？

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‎我不知道，因為我忙著回答你的問題

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‎這架飛機為什麼還在動？

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‎小姐，我們正在滑行，請妳坐下

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‎我得下飛機，快去叫機師把飛機開回去

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‎坐下，這是最後警告

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‎我妹妹心臟病發了

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‎我現在不想坐下，南西！

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‎好吧

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‎好吧，至少他們真的把飛機開回去了

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‎沒錯

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‎（慈悲總醫院）

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‎妳讓我度過了好可怕的一晚

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‎我再也不會幫你拿啤酒了

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‎我再也不會讓妳幫我拿了

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‎把我嚇個半死

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‎你？

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‎心臟病發的人是我

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‎該死

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‎我心臟病發了

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‎別胡思亂想

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‎醫生說狀況很輕微，妳沒事的

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‎我知道，但…

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‎我的天啊

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‎我的廚房地上都是玻璃和啤酒

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‎快跟我說你有打掃乾淨

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‎我忙著把妳送來醫院

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‎所以就放著等我回去嗎？

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‎我會清乾淨的，蕾吉娜

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‎天啊，妳連生病都不會

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‎班尼

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‎別說了

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‎我們可以進來了沒？

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‎-媽咪！
‎-嗨

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‎瑪雅，別壓她的管子
‎不要壓她的管子

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‎這真的已經是最好的狀況了

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‎看起來只是一時異常

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‎她不會有事的

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‎-真是謝謝妳
‎-好

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‎媽真的逃過了一劫，對吧？

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‎-天啊
‎-我們每個人都是

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‎對吧？

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‎我至少還需要媽再活個二、三十年

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‎我就待在這裡
‎你帶妹妹們去吃東西吧

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‎你需要什麼都能跟我講，你知道的

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‎我需要你把收據跟零錢拿給我

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‎我想吃溫蒂漢堡

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‎我不喜歡正方形漢堡，我想吃白城堡

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‎白城堡的漢堡也是正方形的

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‎很小就沒關係

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‎-好蠢
‎-妳才蠢

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‎嘿…醫院不是讓人大吼大叫的地方

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‎天啊，她在哪裡？
‎蕾吉娜厄蕭在哪裡？

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‎我妹妹的病房在哪裡？

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‎阿姨！

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‎這樣大家就知道我們認識她了

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‎你們…

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‎你們怎麼都在外面？

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‎-天啊，我來晚了嗎？
‎-沒有，媽沒事

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‎別說她沒事，我說她沒事才算沒事

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‎我只是搭了一班飛機

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‎我發誓，你對她…

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‎-沒事
‎-搞什麼？

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‎-小姐，厄蕭太太沒事
‎-妳有什麼毛病？

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‎妳只要冷靜下來就能去看她

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‎她沒事嗎？她真的沒事嗎？

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‎對，她這次發作很輕微，她正在休息

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‎那你們幹嘛在這裡呼天搶地的？

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‎我真的可以回家了，我根本沒事

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‎這是菜單，妳要點午餐和晚餐

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‎晚餐？我不會在這裡吃晚餐
‎我得載女兒去練合唱

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‎不，妳得好好休息

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‎躺好

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‎拜託，我有我的人生，我不可以…

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‎真舒服

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‎好吧，慈悲總醫院沒辦法給我獎學金

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‎卻有錢買羽絨枕？

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‎（慈悲總醫院，每日患者菜單）

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‎等等，“夏威夷豆酥皮鮭魚”？

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‎我吃過，非常好吃

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‎這是做什麼的？

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‎見鬼

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‎或許我可以在這裡待一陣子

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‎幸好妳沒事
‎他們說妳沒事，妳沒事嗎？

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‎我沒事，妳不是在亞特蘭大嗎？

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‎說來話長
‎但我五年內沒辦法再搭飛機了

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‎妳是誰？

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‎露貴霞，妳太可惡了
‎竟然把病床推到我前面

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‎我需要單獨跟我妹談談

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‎說實話，是他害妳心臟病發的嗎？

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‎寶貝，妳還好…等等

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‎妳的腿怎麼腫起來了？

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‎那是促進循環的按摩器

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‎妳不需要按摩
‎壓力會擠壓到妳的心臟

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‎這點滴怎麼這麼少？

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‎機器會控制劑量

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‎妳確定？

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‎我的寶貝怎麼坐這麼高？

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‎班尼，枕頭是護理師放的

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‎但我知道妳喜歡怎樣

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‎你們有沒有給她血栓溶解劑？
‎網路上是這樣寫的

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‎她需要的藥我們都有給

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‎妳確定？

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‎為什麼要蓋這條厚被子？

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‎-我的寶貝不喜歡這樣
‎-夠了，班尼，露貴霞

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‎不要干擾人家工作

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‎她的醫生是誰？我要確定他夠不夠格

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‎她叫雪梅娜強森醫師

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‎這裡為什麼這麼亮？
‎我的寶貝喜歡暗暗的

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‎為什麼我上網搜尋
‎只有搜尋到一位房仲？

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‎強森醫師是我們醫院的心臟科主任

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‎我很瞭解你們慈悲總醫院

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‎你們扼殺了我妹的夢想
‎現在還想把她整個殺死

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‎好，夠了，妳得出去

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‎謝天謝地，真不能帶她去任何地方
‎我的寶貝喜歡安安靜靜的

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‎你們有沒有比較大的床？

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‎我的寶貝喜歡被抱著

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‎你們兩個都得出去！

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‎探病時間已經結束了
‎我的患者需要休息

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‎她或許是妳的患者，但她可是我妹

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‎對，她是我老婆，我們哪裡都不去

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‎今天有很多人對我動手動腳

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‎我本來就不想待在病房裡
‎我的寶貝需要休息

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‎-我們去找雪梅娜強森的辦公室吧
‎-好

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‎我得看看她的證照

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‎我明明叫他們別加起司

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‎我差點就害死媽了

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‎起司等一下再說吧
‎艾莉亞，妳沒有害到媽

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‎我明明就有，大家都知道

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‎我搭了公車惹她生氣
‎然後她的心臟就爆炸了

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‎這根本就不可能發生

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‎等等，妳會擔心嗎？醫生說她沒事

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‎她有事嗎？你們什麼事都不跟我說

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‎不，她沒事，可能只是壓力太大

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‎所以媽不會死嗎？

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‎-總有一天
‎-星期天？

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‎“總有一天”

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‎她死的時候一定是我的錯

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‎我好不會應付這種事

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‎好，深呼吸

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‎好，我知道今天發生的事很可怕

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‎我也嚇到了，但是已經結束了

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‎好嗎？不是任何人的錯
‎真沒想到也不是班尼的錯

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‎只是一場意外，但媽沒事了

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‎她之後會回家活很久很久

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‎我還想要再一個“很久”

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‎活很久…

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‎我只是覺得雪梅娜醫師如果那麼厲害

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‎就不會介意
‎把她的畢業證書從框裡拿出來

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‎妳只是想仔細看一下而已

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‎就是說啊，那有可能是修圖修出來的

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‎你知道我有幾本護照嗎？

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‎等等，這裡不太一樣
‎是誰清掉了灑出來的啤酒？

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‎搞什麼？

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‎小子，你在幹嘛？
‎你現在還會私闖民宅嗎？

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‎你給了我鑰匙
‎我聽說了蕾吉娜的事，所以我就來了

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‎她心臟病發了，凱文
‎她人在醫院，凱文

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‎我知道，但我去醫院也幫不上忙

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‎來這裡還比較能幫上忙

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‎幫忙洗衣服，幫忙煮幾頓飯

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‎幫她減輕壓力

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‎對，這也是我們回來的目的

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‎我才剛從市場回來

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‎我可以吃零食嗎？

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‎你儘管吃吧，謝謝你幫忙做家事

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‎沒什麼

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‎我做家事做到好累
‎真不知道蕾吉娜平常怎麼有辦法做到

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‎她是怎麼做到的並不重要

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‎接下來就交給我，先從這些…

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‎該死，這裡住了多少人？

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‎不行，這是炸豬皮嗎？

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‎-對不起，這是妳的嗎？
‎-這不是任何人的

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‎這個家不能有這個

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‎我妹不能回到有炸豬皮的家

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‎只要我吃掉就沒有了

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‎小子，閉嘴

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‎吃炸豬皮很容易引起心臟病發

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‎這個家裡有一堆陷阱
‎大家都要開始注意心臟健康

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‎我站到背好痛

195
00:09:28,027 --> 00:09:29,278
‎你只洗了一個杯子

196
00:09:30,654 --> 00:09:34,325
‎但那杯子很大
‎蕾吉娜每天都要做這些事

197
00:09:34,408 --> 00:09:37,995
‎要洗衣服又要忍受我？ 難怪她會生病

198
00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:40,623
‎誰需要這麼多風味奶精？

199
00:09:40,706 --> 00:09:43,500
‎咖啡不需要有肉桂捲的味道

200
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‎或是櫻桃起司蛋糕，或是提拉米蘇

201
00:09:47,046 --> 00:09:48,255
‎這樣是不對的

202
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‎你們這個家需要健康一點的食物

203
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‎起司餡餅？有沒有搞錯？

204
00:09:53,761 --> 00:09:55,137
‎你們家有起司餡餅？

205
00:09:55,220 --> 00:09:56,096
‎現在沒有了

206
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‎我知道我的寶貝需要什麼

207
00:09:59,433 --> 00:10:00,934
‎絕對不是這些巧克力冰棒

208
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‎我可以幫忙吃掉這些東西

209
00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:05,856
‎我的寶貝需要一台洗碗機

210
00:10:06,565 --> 00:10:09,234
‎我妹需要蔬菜，我要去超市了

211
00:10:09,318 --> 00:10:10,611
‎我要去居家用品店

212
00:10:15,491 --> 00:10:18,827
‎為什麼要丟掉好好的火腿起司餡餅？

213
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‎該死

214
00:10:21,163 --> 00:10:23,165
‎我差點忘了把這拿去丟

215
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‎不錯，慈悲總醫院

216
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‎這幾乎讓心臟病發值得了

217
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‎敲敲門，B型

218
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‎希拉

219
00:10:40,391 --> 00:10:42,309
‎我聽說妳人在醫院

220
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‎等保全部門確認過妳是患者之後

221
00:10:44,269 --> 00:10:46,146
‎我就來關心妳了

222
00:10:46,230 --> 00:10:47,481
‎我知道是怎麼回事了

223
00:10:48,524 --> 00:10:49,900
‎妳要來趕我走

224
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‎不是

225
00:10:50,943 --> 00:10:54,655
‎拜託，我很清楚
‎這間醫院的收費程序，好嗎？

226
00:10:55,239 --> 00:10:56,407
‎我的保險會負擔

227
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‎我知道，我查過了

228
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‎我只是想關心妳的狀況

229
00:11:01,286 --> 00:11:04,331
‎心臟問題很可怕，妳有放輕鬆了嗎？

230
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‎其實還不錯，這裡就像度假村一樣

231
00:11:08,585 --> 00:11:10,295
‎謝謝，我們很努力

232
00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:13,465
‎鮭魚，很棒的選擇

233
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‎是啊

234
00:11:15,926 --> 00:11:19,596
‎我只要選出哪部《首席伴郎》電影
‎適合搭配這頓飯就好了

235
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‎《假期》

236
00:11:22,975 --> 00:11:24,601
‎那就看《假期》吧

237
00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:28,439
‎我都不記得上一次看電影
‎又沒被小孩打斷

238
00:11:28,522 --> 00:11:30,190
‎是什麼時候了

239
00:11:30,274 --> 00:11:33,068
‎我也很討厭這點，我的小孩也很掃興

240
00:11:34,862 --> 00:11:35,904
‎妳有小孩？

241
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‎三個

242
00:11:36,947 --> 00:11:38,073
‎什麼時候？

243
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‎妳從來沒提過

244
00:11:40,743 --> 00:11:41,577
‎我知道

245
00:11:43,162 --> 00:11:44,955
‎妳的桌上沒有小孩的照片

246
00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:45,873
‎我知道

247
00:11:47,166 --> 00:11:50,210
‎我不喜歡把那種能量帶到公司

248
00:11:50,294 --> 00:11:52,546
‎不然妳以為我來上班
‎為什麼都很開心？

249
00:11:53,255 --> 00:11:54,882
‎很好，希拉

250
00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:58,218
‎妳…

251
00:11:59,803 --> 00:12:01,305
‎想不想跟我一起看電影？

252
00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:04,892
‎我也很想
‎但我得去把隔壁房的患者趕走

253
00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:08,479
‎我可以看到新版本的橋段結束

254
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‎謝謝你來幫忙，你媽一定會很喜歡

255
00:12:14,193 --> 00:12:16,278
‎好，應該可以了，洞都開好了

256
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‎做得真好

257
00:12:19,448 --> 00:12:22,201
‎我們合作很愉快
‎我很喜歡跟你一起做事

258
00:12:22,826 --> 00:12:24,244
‎我們得一起喝啤酒

259
00:12:26,121 --> 00:12:27,539
‎你確定媽會想這樣嗎？

260
00:12:27,623 --> 00:12:30,667
‎心臟病發應該是
‎最適合裝洗碗機的理由了

261
00:12:30,751 --> 00:12:32,044
‎我的啤酒呢？

262
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:34,505
‎蘆薈汁？

263
00:12:35,172 --> 00:12:37,549
‎-我恨露貴霞
‎-可以拿一瓶給我喝嗎？

264
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‎你一定會喜歡這種東西

265
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‎爸，露貴霞阿姨快把我們逼瘋了

266
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‎-對，她把我的糖果拿走了
‎-你看過櫃子裡了嗎？

267
00:12:47,059 --> 00:12:49,812
‎只有梅爾巴吐司和海苔片

268
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‎我們要餓死了

269
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‎放在這裡

270
00:12:54,399 --> 00:12:55,734
‎她現在又要幹嘛？

271
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‎我不知道，但我得上樓去
‎藏還沒被她找到的東西

272
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‎我也要，因為我記得
‎我有留一份糖果在某個地方

273
00:13:07,746 --> 00:13:10,666
‎妳現在又要幹嘛？這兩個人是誰？

274
00:13:10,749 --> 00:13:14,211
‎你有聽過《房產兄弟》嗎？
‎他們是我的房產好兄弟

275
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‎他們在裝跑步機

276
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‎跑步機？我沒有答應

277
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‎因為我沒有問你

278
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‎要讓心臟變健康就要調整飲食和運動

279
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‎我處理好飲食了，這是運動要用的

280
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‎露貴霞，妳得收斂一點
‎妳根本不住在這裡

281
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‎我也解決了這個問題

282
00:13:34,022 --> 00:13:37,484
‎我正在面試的居家看護會幫我照顧她

283
00:13:37,568 --> 00:13:39,194
‎為什麼？有我在

284
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‎我知道

285
00:13:40,445 --> 00:13:43,907
‎我不喜歡讓蕾吉娜單獨跟你在一起

286
00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:47,369
‎你是風險成人

287
00:13:53,292 --> 00:13:55,252
‎-靠，真好喝
‎-是啊

288
00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:58,589
‎瑪雅一定會很喜歡
‎我應該關心一下他們

289
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‎別這樣，好好享受離家的時候

290
00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:04,219
‎我知道我該好好享受
‎但我還是會感到內疚

291
00:14:05,095 --> 00:14:06,722
‎妳不會想聽這些事的

292
00:14:06,805 --> 00:14:10,517
‎我現在本來應該要跟珍開會
‎妳什麼事都能跟我說

293
00:14:16,315 --> 00:14:17,774
‎妳知道我心臟病發前的

294
00:14:18,901 --> 00:14:21,028
‎那一刻在幹嘛嗎？

295
00:14:21,945 --> 00:14:22,988
‎我在抱怨

296
00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:28,952
‎抱怨我的人生，真的很蠢
‎因為我的人生很棒

297
00:14:29,036 --> 00:14:31,580
‎拜託，大家偶爾都會討厭自己的人生

298
00:14:31,663 --> 00:14:34,750
‎我曾經因為想放肆尖叫就去跳傘

299
00:14:36,084 --> 00:14:38,378
‎天啊，我只會玩問答

300
00:14:40,464 --> 00:14:42,799
‎我也曾經覺得沮喪過

301
00:14:44,092 --> 00:14:46,720
‎但是這次很不一樣

302
00:14:47,471 --> 00:14:49,181
‎-比較深層
‎-怎麼說？

303
00:14:50,432 --> 00:14:54,102
‎這就是問題所在，我沒辦法解釋

304
00:14:55,687 --> 00:14:59,441
‎我經常快被小孩逼瘋，但我很愛他們

305
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:01,944
‎我愛我的老公

306
00:15:02,903 --> 00:15:06,323
‎連我的新工作我都蠻喜歡的

307
00:15:07,491 --> 00:15:08,742
‎再次感謝妳

308
00:15:08,825 --> 00:15:11,620
‎不客氣，我老公說妳表現得很好

309
00:15:13,538 --> 00:15:14,665
‎不可能

310
00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:18,251
‎-韋博醫師是妳老公？
‎-對

311
00:15:18,961 --> 00:15:22,339
‎韋博醫師？麥肯韋博醫師？

312
00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:24,424
‎我知道，他很帥，對吧？

313
00:15:28,387 --> 00:15:29,388
‎聽著

314
00:15:29,471 --> 00:15:33,642
‎無論妳感受到了什麼
‎感覺都好像已經存在一陣子了

315
00:15:34,559 --> 00:15:35,686
‎我希望會過去

316
00:15:36,395 --> 00:15:41,984
‎但如果沒有過去
‎妳有任何感受都是可以的

317
00:15:45,821 --> 00:15:47,155
‎這番話對我很有幫助

318
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:50,117
‎謝謝

319
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:56,373
‎靠，希拉，妳跟我想像中很不一樣

320
00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:59,126
‎我其實很不簡單，對吧？

321
00:16:00,711 --> 00:16:01,920
‎對，等等

322
00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:05,132
‎妳之前那樣講都是在罵人嗎？

323
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:07,467
‎這果汁很好喝

324
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:12,431
‎太驚人了

325
00:16:15,017 --> 00:16:16,518
‎（洗碗機）

326
00:16:16,601 --> 00:16:18,979
‎-一定進不去
‎-只要往左傾就好

327
00:16:20,689 --> 00:16:23,608
‎你的左邊，笨蛋
‎你不是靠這個吃飯的嗎？

328
00:16:23,692 --> 00:16:26,987
‎我是送貨員，不是魔術師
‎你有量過尺寸嗎？

329
00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:28,447
‎有，我用眼睛量過

330
00:16:28,530 --> 00:16:31,158
‎但我當時很嗨，可能有瞇眼睛

331
00:16:32,909 --> 00:16:36,038
‎除非你們要在車道上洗碗
‎否則你就得退貨

332
00:16:36,121 --> 00:16:38,040
‎別說這種話，兒子

333
00:16:38,123 --> 00:16:40,250
‎你媽需要這個，我一定要幫她準備

334
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,878
‎這沒問題，但她真的需要
‎比車還大台的洗碗機嗎？

335
00:16:42,961 --> 00:16:45,380
‎把這拿回去居家用品店
‎換一台正常大小的

336
00:16:45,464 --> 00:16:47,466
‎居家用品店太貴了

337
00:16:47,549 --> 00:16:50,635
‎這是我跟克雷倫斯買的
‎他不接受退貨

338
00:16:50,719 --> 00:16:51,762
‎誰啊？

339
00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:54,639
‎我朋友克雷倫斯
‎你都沒認真聽，伯納德

340
00:16:57,184 --> 00:16:59,352
‎你媽需要這個，我一定要給她

341
00:16:59,436 --> 00:17:01,063
‎-爸…
‎-快進去！

342
00:17:01,146 --> 00:17:02,272
‎你會把洗碗機弄壞的

343
00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:05,734
‎我只是想幫她打理好一切

344
00:17:07,194 --> 00:17:08,195
‎我們繼續試吧

345
00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:15,160
‎幫我拿著，瑪雅

346
00:17:20,749 --> 00:17:21,583
‎不好意思

347
00:17:22,584 --> 00:17:23,418
‎怎樣？

348
00:17:23,502 --> 00:17:26,338
‎阿姨把所有桌子收走了
‎想讓媽更常走路

349
00:17:26,421 --> 00:17:27,881
‎所以妳就變成我的桌子了

350
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:32,594
‎她的浴室裡竟然還有滑石粉

351
00:17:36,181 --> 00:17:39,309
‎法蘭克，我很感激
‎但是你來也幫不了什麼忙

352
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:40,727
‎-把飲料拿回去
‎-不要

353
00:17:40,811 --> 00:17:42,270
‎-快拿去，混蛋
‎-我得掛了

354
00:17:42,354 --> 00:17:44,147
‎-好，再見，法蘭克
‎-拿去！

355
00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:45,232
‎-拿去！
‎-不要！

356
00:17:45,315 --> 00:17:47,317
‎妳們兩個是瘋了嗎？

357
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,694
‎妳們這種時候怎麼還能吵架？

358
00:17:49,778 --> 00:17:51,238
‎很簡單，因為她很爛

359
00:17:51,321 --> 00:17:52,572
‎-妳才爛
‎-妳最爛

360
00:17:52,656 --> 00:17:53,740
‎嘿

361
00:17:53,824 --> 00:17:55,534
‎妳們是姐妹

362
00:17:56,034 --> 00:17:58,787
‎有姐妹是世界上最棒的事了

363
00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:03,542
‎姐妹是妳最好的朋友
‎是永遠都會幫助妳的人

364
00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:06,461
‎沒錯，是我不好

365
00:18:07,212 --> 00:18:08,463
‎把飲料給我吧，瑪雅

366
00:18:11,341 --> 00:18:14,970
‎除非發生了什麼事
‎我們無法控制所有事

367
00:18:15,846 --> 00:18:18,932
‎就算砸多少錢想解決問題

368
00:18:19,015 --> 00:18:20,183
‎也可能沒有用

369
00:18:20,976 --> 00:18:22,269
‎妳還是有可能會失去她

370
00:18:23,395 --> 00:18:26,022
‎可能會沒機會跟她說妳的感受

371
00:18:26,898 --> 00:18:28,984
‎妳有多喜歡幫助她

372
00:18:29,067 --> 00:18:32,696
‎妳知道她是妳最好的朋友
‎但妳有沒有說出口？

373
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:34,281
‎沒有

374
00:18:35,282 --> 00:18:38,118
‎因為妳擔心會被視為理所當然

375
00:18:38,660 --> 00:18:41,246
‎但妳應該要很感激她需要妳

376
00:18:43,373 --> 00:18:44,624
‎-伯納德！
‎-伯納德！

377
00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:02,225
‎太蠢了

378
00:19:04,102 --> 00:19:05,937
‎我上一次哭是王子死掉的時候

379
00:19:07,689 --> 00:19:08,607
‎儘管哭吧

380
00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:18,992
‎嘿，寶貝
‎我東西都收好了，我可以走了

381
00:19:19,993 --> 00:19:22,162
‎住院好貴，我們一定要拿點東西

382
00:19:23,747 --> 00:19:24,748
‎我當然知道

383
00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:27,792
‎我這裡面放了六包果凍和四雙拖鞋

384
00:19:29,544 --> 00:19:30,795
‎好

385
00:19:31,379 --> 00:19:33,423
‎我找到了最棒的輪椅

386
00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:35,634
‎我們要拿設備嗎？我們走吧

387
00:19:38,428 --> 00:19:39,262
‎有沒有搞錯？

388
00:19:40,055 --> 00:19:41,389
‎那些是給患者用的

389
00:19:41,473 --> 00:19:42,724
‎是，沒錯

390
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:51,191
‎好，給妳推吧

391
00:19:51,274 --> 00:19:53,944
‎我會盯著妳的，即使妳讓她恢復健康

392
00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:55,445
‎也不代表我已經信任妳了

393
00:19:56,363 --> 00:19:58,698
‎別忘了，妳要好好靜養到兩星期後

394
00:19:58,782 --> 00:20:00,659
‎再來找強森醫師回診

395
00:20:01,493 --> 00:20:03,286
‎敲敲門，出院婊子

396
00:20:03,995 --> 00:20:05,538
‎抱歉，習慣很難改掉

397
00:20:06,831 --> 00:20:10,126
‎我是來道別的
‎還要送妳我的媽媽存活工具

398
00:20:12,796 --> 00:20:15,257
‎-是一瓶葡萄酒
‎-是紅酒，對心臟很好

399
00:20:17,509 --> 00:20:18,426
‎謝謝妳

400
00:20:20,136 --> 00:20:20,971
‎為我做的一切

401
00:20:23,139 --> 00:20:25,725
‎我怎麼還坐在這裡？我們回家吧

402
00:20:25,809 --> 00:20:27,477
‎艾希亞有沒有說什麼？

403
00:20:28,019 --> 00:20:30,188
‎我有打給她，她祝福妳早日康復

404
00:20:35,694 --> 00:20:38,071
‎艾希亞，做好心理準備

405
00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:40,532
‎我們剛剛得知了一件壞消息

406
00:20:44,202 --> 00:20:47,414
‎我先跟妳說
‎孩子們會大喊“歡迎回家”

407
00:20:47,497 --> 00:20:50,542
‎原本應該要是驚喜的
‎但我們不想讓妳又心臟病發

408
00:20:51,835 --> 00:20:52,669
‎我猜到了

409
00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:55,422
‎不然瑪雅怎麼會拿著氣球站在窗邊？

410
00:20:57,048 --> 00:21:00,844
‎不要抓狂，伯納德在廚房鑿了個大洞

411
00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:02,220
‎別緊張，我會修好的

412
00:21:04,097 --> 00:21:05,807
‎-歡迎回家！
‎-歡迎回家！

413
00:21:07,058 --> 00:21:09,394
‎-真高興妳回來了，媽
‎-我們好想妳

414
00:21:09,477 --> 00:21:11,688
‎妳看起來好像沒有心臟病發過

415
00:21:12,689 --> 00:21:14,399
‎謝謝你們，我愛你們

416
00:21:15,150 --> 00:21:16,985
‎我的咖啡桌呢？

417
00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:19,863
‎為什麼我家客廳有一台跑步機？

418
00:21:20,572 --> 00:21:21,573
‎不客氣

419
00:21:22,532 --> 00:21:23,992
‎來，媽，坐下吧

420
00:21:24,075 --> 00:21:26,077
‎我和瑪雅幫妳把枕頭打蓬了

421
00:21:28,538 --> 00:21:32,709
‎好，各位，我很高興能回家

422
00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:35,295
‎但我不希望你們小題大作，好嗎？

423
00:21:35,378 --> 00:21:36,880
‎覺得我生病什麼的

424
00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:40,508
‎天啊，我只想恢復正常生活

425
00:21:40,592 --> 00:21:42,302
‎好嗎？就像什麼事都沒發生

426
00:21:42,844 --> 00:21:44,220
‎你們就不能拆信嗎？

427
00:21:45,096 --> 00:21:46,514
‎是妳說想過正常生活的

428
00:21:48,767 --> 00:21:49,893
‎該死

429
00:21:49,976 --> 00:21:52,228
‎醫院的帳單都很快就寄來了

430
00:21:52,312 --> 00:21:54,731
‎是印第安納大學寄來的

431
00:21:55,565 --> 00:21:58,401
‎我三個月前報名了他們的企管碩士班

432
00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:00,070
‎好，打開吧

433
00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:09,579
‎我上了

434
00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:10,830
‎-好耶！
‎-好耶！

435
00:22:12,123 --> 00:22:12,957
‎好耶

436
00:22:13,583 --> 00:22:14,918
‎-恭喜
‎-寶貝

437
00:22:41,611 --> 00:22:46,616
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