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[funky instrumental music playing]
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[pilot over PA] Flight attendants,
prepare for takeoff.
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-You're supposed to turn your phone off.
-That's not real.
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They want you bored so you'll buy drinks.
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[chuckles]
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I can't believe we're doing this.
I never thought I'd get you to Atlanta.
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If you play your cards right,
I'll let you take me to Magic City.
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[cell phone ringing]
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Bernard?
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What, boy?
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Okay, slow down.
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What?
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A heart attack?
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Oh, Jesus. What the… Where is she?
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[spluttering] Okay, I'll be right there.
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Okay. We gotta turn this plane around.
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-Whoa, whoa, what's going on?
-Regina had a heart attack.
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Oh, my God. Is she okay?
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I don't know.
I'm too busy answering your questions.
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Why is this plane still moving?
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Ma'am, we're taxiing.
I need you in your seat now.
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I need off this plane now.
Go tell the pilot to back this shit up.
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Take your seat. Final warning.
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My sister had a heart attack.
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I don't feel like
sitting right now, Nancy!
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Okay.
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Well, at least you got them
to turn the plane around.
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Damn right.
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[vocalizing]
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♪ Solid as a rock ♪
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[vocalizing]
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♪ Solid ♪
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[funky instrumental music playing]
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That was a hell of a night
you put me through.
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[Regina chuckles]
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Last time I get you a damn beer.
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The last time I let you.
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Scared the shit out of me.
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You?
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I'm the one that had the heart attack.
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Damn.
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I had a heart attack.
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Don't go there.
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The doctor said it was
barely anything. You're fine.
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I know. But…
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Oh, Lord.
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There is glass and beer
all over my kitchen floor.
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Tell me you cleaned it up.
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I was getting you here.
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I gotta come home to a mess?
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I'm gonna get to it, Regina.
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You don't even know how to be sick right.
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Bennie.
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Don't even say it.
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[door opens]
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Can we come in already?
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-[gasps] Mommy!
-Hi!
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[Regina chuckling]
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Maya… Maya, get off her tube.
Get off her tube. Get up off her tube.
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This really is the best-case scenario.
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It really looks like an anomaly.
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She's gonna be okay.
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-[exclaims] I appreciate you.
-Okay.
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[exhales] Mom dodged a bullet, didn't she?
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-Man.
-Guess we all did.
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Right?
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I need at least another
20, 30 years out of Mom.
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I'mma hang here.
Take the girls and get something to eat.
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Anything you need. You know that.
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I need my receipt and some change back,
that's what I need
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I want Wendy's.
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I don't like square burgers.
I want White Castle.
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White Castle has square burgers.
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It's fine when they're small.
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-That's stupid.
-You're stupid.
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Hey, hey, hey!
The hospital ain't a place for drama.
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Oh, Lord. Where is she?
Where's Regina Upshaw?
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Where's my baby sister's room?
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[Maya] Auntie!
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Oh, now everybody know we know her.
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What…
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What… What are y'all doing out here?
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-Oh, God. Am I too late?
-No, Mom's fine.
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You don't tell me she's fine.
She's fine when I say she's fine.
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I get on one airplane.
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-I swear, whatever you did to her…
-[all yelling]
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-It's okay.
-What the hell?
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-Ma'am! Mrs. Upshaw is fine.
-What's wrong with you?
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If you calm down, you can see her.
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She's fine? Like, she's "fine" fine?
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Yes. It was a mild event. She's resting.
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Then why y'all
out here acting all hysterical?
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[funky instrumental music playing]
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[sighs] You know, I really
should be getting home. I feel fine.
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[nurse] Mm-hmm.
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Here's a menu. Order lunch and dinner.
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Dinner? [scoffs]
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I will not be here for dinner.
I gotta take my daughter to choir.
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No, you gotta recover.
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-And lean.
-[sighs]
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Seriously, I have a life.
I'm not allowed to just…
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Oh, that's comfy.
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Ooh.
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[scoffing] Okay, so,
Mercy General can't give me a scholarship,
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but they got goose down pillow money?
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[both chuckle]
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Oh, hold up. "Macadamia-crusted salmon"?
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Mm-hmm. I've had it and it's good.
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Hmm. Now, what does this do?
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-[beep]
-[motor whirring]
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Oh, damn.
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Maybe I could hang with y'all
for just a little bit.
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[chuckles]
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Oh, thank God, you're okay.
They said you were okay. Are you okay?
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I'm okay. Aren't you in Atlanta?
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Long story, but I won't be flying
for the next five years.
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Who are you?
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Lucretia, you ain't shit for pushing
that gurney in front of me.
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I needed to be alone with my sister.
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Be honest. Did he do this to you?
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Baby, are you okay… Wait.
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Why is your leg swelling?
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It's a massager for circulation.
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You don't need that.
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-[beep]
-All the pressure will squeeze your heart.
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Why does this bag look light?
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The machine regulates the dosage.
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Does it though?
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And why is my baby sitting up so high?
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Bennie, the nurse put that there.
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I know how my baby likes it.
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Are you giving her any thrombolytics?
That's what Google says to do.
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She's getting everything she needs.
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Is she though?
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And why y'all got this
hot-ass blanket, man?
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-My baby likes it light.
-All right. Bennie, Lucretia…
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Let this woman do her job.
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What's her doctor's name?
I wanna make sure he's worth a damn.
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Her name is Dr. Shemena Johnson.
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Why is it so bright in here?
My baby likes it dim!
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Why am I googling that name
and getting a realtor?
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Dr. Johnson is head of cardiology
at this hospital.
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Oh, I know all about
your little Mercy General.
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You killed my sister's dream,
now you're coming for the rest of her.
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All right. That's it. You're out.
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Thank God. Can't take her nowhere.
My baby likes it peaceful.
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Do y'all have any bigger beds?
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'Cause my baby
likes to be the little spoon.
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Both of you, out!
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Visiting hours are over
and my patient needs her rest.
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She might be your patient,
but she's my sister.
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Yeah! And she's my wife.
We ain't going nowhere.
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A lot of people
putting they hands on me today.
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I ain't wanna be in that room anyway.
My baby needs rest.
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Let's go find Shemena Johnson's office.
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-Yeah.
-I need to see her credentials.
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[funky instrumental music playing]
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I told 'em no cheese on this.
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I almost killed Mom.
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Cheese can wait.
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[sighs] Aaliyah,
you didn't do anything to Mom.
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But I did, and we all know it.
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I took a bus, she get mad
and then her heart exploded.
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That's literally impossible.
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Wait, you're worried?
The doctor said she was fine.
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Is she not fine?
You guys don't tell me anything.
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No, she's fine.
It was probably just stress.
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So, Mom's not gonna die?
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-I mean, someday.
-Sunday?
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Some day.
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And it'll be my fault when it happens.
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I am terrible at this.
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Okay, take a breath.
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All right.
I know what happened today was scary.
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It scared me too. But it's over now.
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All right? It's no one's fault.
Surprisingly, not even Bennie's.
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It was just a freak thing.
But Mom is fine.
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She's gonna come home to us
for a long, long time.
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I could use one more "long".
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[chuckles] Long, long, long, long time.
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[instrumental music playing]
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All I'm saying is,
if Dr. Shemena was all that,
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she wouldn't get her back up
about taking her diploma out the frame.
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All you wanted was to see it up close.
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Thank you.
Like that shit couldn't be photoshopped?
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Do you know how many passports I have?
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Wait a minute, something's different.
Who cleaned up the spill?
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[yells]
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The hell?
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Boy, what the hell are you doing?
You breaking in houses now?
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You gave me a key.
And I heard about Regina, so I came over.
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She had a heart attack, Kelvin.
She's at the hospital, Kelvin.
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I know.
But I can't do anything for her there.
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I figured I'd be more help here.
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You know, do some laundry.
Cook up a couple meals.
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You know, ease her stress.
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Yeah, that's why
we came home too. [chuckles]
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I'm just returning from the market.
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Mind if I get a snack?
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Go ahead. Grab you one, man.
Thanks for holding it down.
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[chuckles] No biggie.
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I have been working pretty hard.
I don't know how Regina does it every day.
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It don't matter how she did it
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'cause I'm doing it now.
Starting with these…
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Damn! How many people live here?
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Oh, hell no. Are those pork rinds?
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-My bad. Were these yours?
-They're nobody's.
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Not in this house.
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My sister's not coming home
to no pork rinds.
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Well, she won't if I eat 'em.
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Boy, hush.
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Pork rinds ain't nothing but
a dollar-ninety-nine heart attack.
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This place ain't nothing but a death trap.
No. We're all heart-healthy now.
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My back hurts
from doing all this standing.
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You washed one cup.
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It was a big one though.
Regina does this shit all the time.
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Laundry and put up with my shit?
No wonder she fell out.
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Who the hell needs
this much flavored creamer?
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Coffee does not need to taste
like a cinnamon roll.
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Or cherry cheesecake. Or… tiramisu.
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That shit ain't right.
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Y'all need better food in this house.
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Hot Pockets, really?
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Y'all had Hot Pockets?
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Not anymore.
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[Bennie sighs]
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I know what my baby needs.
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It ain't these Fudgsicles.
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Again, I could just eat all of this.
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My baby needs a dishwasher.
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My sister needs vegetables.
I'm going to the Kroger.
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I'm going to Home Depot.
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-[door closes]
-[scoffs]
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How you gonna throw away
perfectly good ham and cheese pockets?
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Dang.
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Almost forgot to take this to the dump.
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[instrumental music playing]
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Mmm.
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Okay, Mercy General.
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This shit is almost worth
the heart attack.
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[door opens, knocking]
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Knock-knock, Blood Type B.
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-Sheila.
-[monitor beeping rapidly]
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I just heard you were in the building.
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Once security confirmed
you were a patient,
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I came to see how you were doing.
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Oh, I know what this is.
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Mm-mmm. You're here to kick me out.
249
00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:50,859
No.
250
00:10:50,943 --> 00:10:54,655
Please. I know how billing works
in this hospital, okay?
251
00:10:54,738 --> 00:10:56,407
[chuckles] My insurance'll cover it.
252
00:10:56,490 --> 00:10:57,783
Oh, I know. I checked.
253
00:10:59,410 --> 00:11:01,203
I just wanted to see how you were.
254
00:11:01,286 --> 00:11:04,331
Heart stuff is scary.
Have you been able to relax?
255
00:11:04,915 --> 00:11:08,502
It's actually been great.
[chuckles] It's like a resort up here.
256
00:11:08,585 --> 00:11:10,295
Thank you. We try.
257
00:11:11,839 --> 00:11:13,465
Ooh, salmon! Nice choice.
258
00:11:14,466 --> 00:11:15,843
Hmm. Yeah, yeah.
259
00:11:15,926 --> 00:11:19,596
Now to figure out which Best Man movie
is gonna go good with this.
260
00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:20,639
Holiday.
261
00:11:22,975 --> 00:11:24,601
Holiday it is. [chuckles awkwardly]
262
00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:28,439
I can't remember
the last time that I watched a movie
263
00:11:28,522 --> 00:11:30,190
without my kids interrupting.
264
00:11:30,274 --> 00:11:33,068
Oh, I hate that.
You know, my kids are fun-snatchers too.
265
00:11:34,862 --> 00:11:35,904
You got kids?
266
00:11:35,988 --> 00:11:36,864
Three.
267
00:11:36,947 --> 00:11:38,073
Since when?
268
00:11:38,657 --> 00:11:40,659
I… You never talk about them.
269
00:11:40,743 --> 00:11:41,577
I know.
270
00:11:43,162 --> 00:11:44,955
You don't have pictures on your desk.
271
00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:45,873
I know.
272
00:11:47,166 --> 00:11:50,210
I don't like to bring that kind
of energy with me, you know?
273
00:11:50,294 --> 00:11:53,172
Why do you think
I'm always happy when I come to work?
274
00:11:53,255 --> 00:11:54,882
Okay, Sheila. [chuckles]
275
00:11:56,341 --> 00:11:58,218
Um, do you, um…
276
00:11:59,803 --> 00:12:01,305
You wanna watch the movie with me?
277
00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:04,975
[inhales sharply] I would, but I gotta
kick the woman next door out. So…
278
00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:08,479
I'll hang out till the New Edition scene.
279
00:12:10,814 --> 00:12:14,109
Yeah. Thanks for helping out with this.
Your mom gonna love it.
280
00:12:14,193 --> 00:12:16,278
All right. I think we're good.
Hole's all cut.
281
00:12:17,112 --> 00:12:18,906
That's a damn fine job.
282
00:12:19,448 --> 00:12:22,201
We make a good team.
I like it when we do stuff.
283
00:12:22,826 --> 00:12:24,244
That calls for a brew.
284
00:12:26,121 --> 00:12:27,539
You sure Mom's gonna want this?
285
00:12:27,623 --> 00:12:30,667
If a heart attack ain't asking for
a dishwasher, I don't know what is.
286
00:12:30,751 --> 00:12:32,044
Where's my beer?
287
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:34,505
Aloe vera juice?
288
00:12:35,172 --> 00:12:37,549
-I hate Lucretia.
-Oh, can I get that juice though?
289
00:12:37,633 --> 00:12:39,593
You would like this shit. Man.
290
00:12:40,177 --> 00:12:43,180
-Dad, Aunt Lucretia is driving us crazy.
-[sighs]
291
00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:46,975
-Yeah, she took my candy stash.
-And have you looked in the cabinets?
292
00:12:47,059 --> 00:12:49,812
There's nothing
but Melba toast and seaweed chips.
293
00:12:49,895 --> 00:12:52,022
We're gonna starve to death.
294
00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:53,607
[Lucretia] Put it right there.
295
00:12:54,399 --> 00:12:55,734
What is she doing now?
296
00:12:55,818 --> 00:12:59,446
I don't know. But I'll be upstairs
hiding anything good she hasn't found yet.
297
00:12:59,530 --> 00:13:03,700
Me too. Because I know I put
a Now and Later somewhere for later.
298
00:13:07,746 --> 00:13:10,666
What are you doing now?
And who are these dudes?
299
00:13:10,749 --> 00:13:14,211
You heard of the Property Brothers?
Well, these are my Property Bruhs.
300
00:13:14,753 --> 00:13:18,507
-They putting in Regina's new treadmill.
-Treadmill? I didn't okay that.
301
00:13:19,049 --> 00:13:20,259
'Cause I didn't ask you.
302
00:13:21,552 --> 00:13:24,513
A healthy heart is diet and exercise.
303
00:13:24,596 --> 00:13:27,307
I handled the diet.
This here is the exercise.
304
00:13:27,891 --> 00:13:31,270
Lucretia, you need to cut this shit out.
You don't even live here.
305
00:13:32,229 --> 00:13:33,939
Solved that problem too.
306
00:13:34,022 --> 00:13:37,484
The home care workers I'm interviewing,
they'll take up my slack.
307
00:13:37,568 --> 00:13:39,194
Why? I'm here.
308
00:13:39,278 --> 00:13:40,362
I know.
309
00:13:40,445 --> 00:13:43,907
And I don't like
Regina being with you unsupervised.
310
00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:47,369
You are an at-risk adult.
311
00:13:48,287 --> 00:13:49,288
[growls]
312
00:13:49,955 --> 00:13:51,623
[funky instrumental music playing]
313
00:13:52,207 --> 00:13:53,208
[Regina] Mmm!
314
00:13:53,292 --> 00:13:55,252
-Ooh, shit, this juice is hitting.
-Yeah.
315
00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:56,336
Maya would love it.
316
00:13:56,420 --> 00:13:58,589
-[Sheila] Mm-hmm.
-Oh, I really should check in.
317
00:13:58,672 --> 00:14:01,717
Would you stop? Just enjoy the time away.
318
00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:04,219
I know I should,
but I can't help feeling bad.
319
00:14:04,303 --> 00:14:06,722
-Hmm.
-You don't want to hear this.
320
00:14:06,805 --> 00:14:10,517
I'm supposed to be in a meeting with Jan.
You can tell me anything right now.
321
00:14:10,601 --> 00:14:13,854
[both laughing]
322
00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:15,606
[sighs]
323
00:14:16,315 --> 00:14:17,774
You know what I was doing?
324
00:14:18,901 --> 00:14:21,028
Right before it happened?
325
00:14:21,945 --> 00:14:22,988
I was complaining.
326
00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:28,952
About my life, which is so stupid,
because I have a great life.
327
00:14:29,036 --> 00:14:31,580
Please, everybody hates
their life sometime.
328
00:14:31,663 --> 00:14:34,750
You know, I went skydiving once,
just so I could scream.
329
00:14:35,459 --> 00:14:38,378
[laughs] Well, damn, I just do trivia.
330
00:14:40,464 --> 00:14:42,799
-I've been frustrated before.
-Mmm.
331
00:14:44,092 --> 00:14:46,887
This, though, was… [grunts] …different.
332
00:14:47,471 --> 00:14:49,181
-It was deeper.
-How so?
333
00:14:49,765 --> 00:14:54,102
[sighs] That's the problem.
I cannot put words to it.
334
00:14:54,186 --> 00:14:55,187
Hmm.
335
00:14:55,687 --> 00:14:59,274
My kids, they drive me insane.
But, oh, I love them.
336
00:14:59,358 --> 00:15:00,317
-Aww.
-[laughs]
337
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:01,944
I love my husband.
338
00:15:02,903 --> 00:15:06,907
I'm even enjoying,
kinda, my new job. [chuckles]
339
00:15:07,491 --> 00:15:08,742
-Thanks again for that.
-Mm-hmm.
340
00:15:08,825 --> 00:15:11,620
No problem.
My husband says you're doing a great job.
341
00:15:13,538 --> 00:15:14,665
Get the hell out.
342
00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:17,626
Dr. Webber is your man?
343
00:15:18,961 --> 00:15:22,339
Dr. Webber? Dr. Malcolm Webber?
344
00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:24,424
I know. He's fine, right?
345
00:15:24,508 --> 00:15:25,550
[laughs]
346
00:15:28,387 --> 00:15:29,388
Look.
347
00:15:29,471 --> 00:15:30,847
Whatever you're feeling, it…
348
00:15:30,931 --> 00:15:33,642
it seems like
it's been brewing for a while.
349
00:15:34,559 --> 00:15:36,311
-I hope it'll pass.
-Hmm.
350
00:15:36,395 --> 00:15:41,984
But, if it doesn't… just know,
you are allowed to feel what you feel.
351
00:15:45,821 --> 00:15:47,155
That actually helps me.
352
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:50,117
Thanks.
353
00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:52,619
[smacks lips]
354
00:15:53,161 --> 00:15:56,373
Aw, shit, Sheila,
you are not what I thought you were.
355
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:57,374
[chuckles]
356
00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:59,126
I am kinda a bad B, aren't I?
357
00:15:59,209 --> 00:16:00,627
[laughing] Mm-hmm.
358
00:16:00,711 --> 00:16:01,920
Yeah. Hold up.
359
00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:05,132
All this time, "B" meant "bitch"?
360
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:07,467
It's good juice.
361
00:16:09,594 --> 00:16:10,554
[laughs]
362
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:12,431
Well, ain't that a B?
363
00:16:12,514 --> 00:16:13,849
[both chuckling]
364
00:16:13,932 --> 00:16:16,518
[funky instrumental music playing]
365
00:16:16,601 --> 00:16:18,979
-It's not going to fit.
-Tilt it to the left.
366
00:16:19,604 --> 00:16:20,605
[Bernard sighs]
367
00:16:20,689 --> 00:16:23,608
Your left, big dummy.
Don't you do this for a living?
368
00:16:23,692 --> 00:16:26,987
I'm a deliveryman, not a magician.
Did you even measure this?
369
00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:28,447
Yeah, with my eyes.
370
00:16:28,530 --> 00:16:31,158
But I was too high.
Might have been squinting.
371
00:16:31,742 --> 00:16:32,826
[sighs]
372
00:16:32,909 --> 00:16:36,038
Unless y'all doing dishes in the driveway,
you gonna have to return this.
373
00:16:36,121 --> 00:16:38,040
I don't want to hear that, son.
374
00:16:38,123 --> 00:16:40,250
Your mama needs this,
and she's getting it.
375
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,878
That's fine.
But does she need one bigger than a car?
376
00:16:42,961 --> 00:16:45,380
Take this back to Home Depot
and get a regular one.
377
00:16:45,464 --> 00:16:47,466
Hey, Home Depot is too expensive.
378
00:16:47,549 --> 00:16:50,635
I got this off Clarence.
He don't take no returns.
379
00:16:50,719 --> 00:16:51,762
Who?
380
00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:54,639
My boy, Clarence.
[sighs] You don't listen, Bernard.
381
00:16:57,184 --> 00:16:59,352
Your mama needs this,
and she's getting it.
382
00:16:59,436 --> 00:17:01,063
-Dad, Dad… Dad!
-Get in there!
383
00:17:01,146 --> 00:17:02,272
You're gonna break it.
384
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:03,565
[Bennie panting]
385
00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:05,734
Shit needs to be right for her, you know?
386
00:17:07,194 --> 00:17:08,195
Let's keep trying.
387
00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:11,114
[grunting]
388
00:17:11,198 --> 00:17:13,950
[funky instrumental music playing]
389
00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:15,160
Hold this a sec, Maya.
390
00:17:20,749 --> 00:17:21,583
Excuse you.
391
00:17:22,584 --> 00:17:23,418
What?
392
00:17:23,502 --> 00:17:26,338
Auntie got rid of all the tables
so Mom will have to walk more.
393
00:17:26,421 --> 00:17:27,881
That makes you my table.
394
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:32,594
Would you believe she's
still got talcum powder in the bathroom?
395
00:17:33,261 --> 00:17:34,805
[scoffs] Uh-huh.
396
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:39,309
Uh… Frank, I appreciate it.
But there's nothing you can do here.
397
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:40,727
-Take your drink back.
-No.
398
00:17:40,811 --> 00:17:42,270
-Take it, you jerk.
-I gotta go.
399
00:17:42,354 --> 00:17:44,147
-Okay, bye, Frank.
-[Maya] Take it!
400
00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:45,232
-Take it!
-No!
401
00:17:45,315 --> 00:17:47,317
Are you two out of your damn minds?
402
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,694
How can you
be arguing at a time like this?
403
00:17:49,778 --> 00:17:51,238
Easy. She sucks.
404
00:17:51,321 --> 00:17:52,572
-You suck.
-No, you do.
405
00:17:52,656 --> 00:17:53,740
Uh-uh. Hey. Hey!
406
00:17:53,824 --> 00:17:55,534
That is your sister.
407
00:17:56,034 --> 00:17:58,787
There is nothing in the world
like having a sister.
408
00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:03,542
Your sister is your best friend.
Somebody who's always there.
409
00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:06,461
You're right. My bad.
410
00:18:07,212 --> 00:18:08,463
Give me my drink, Maya.
411
00:18:11,341 --> 00:18:14,970
Unless something happens.
You can't control everything.
412
00:18:15,846 --> 00:18:18,932
You can throw all the money
at the problem you want.
413
00:18:19,015 --> 00:18:20,183
It might not matter.
414
00:18:20,976 --> 00:18:22,269
Still might lose her.
415
00:18:23,395 --> 00:18:26,022
You'll never get a chance
to tell her how you feel.
416
00:18:26,898 --> 00:18:28,984
How much you like showing up for her.
417
00:18:29,067 --> 00:18:32,696
You know she's your best friend,
but have you told her she is?
418
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:34,281
No.
419
00:18:35,282 --> 00:18:38,118
'Cause you worried
about being taken for granted.
420
00:18:38,660 --> 00:18:41,246
When you should be grateful
that she needs you.
421
00:18:43,373 --> 00:18:44,624
-Bernard!
-Bernard!
422
00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:47,627
[funky instrumental music playing]
423
00:18:47,711 --> 00:18:48,545
[door opens]
424
00:18:50,172 --> 00:18:51,006
[sniffles]
425
00:18:58,388 --> 00:19:00,140
[sniffles, clears throat]
426
00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:02,225
So stupid.
427
00:19:04,102 --> 00:19:05,937
I haven't cried since Prince died.
428
00:19:07,689 --> 00:19:08,607
Take your time.
429
00:19:11,902 --> 00:19:14,321
[somber music playing]
430
00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:18,992
Hey, baby, I got all my stuff.
I'm ready to go.
431
00:19:19,993 --> 00:19:22,162
Hospital's expensive. We taking shit.
432
00:19:22,245 --> 00:19:23,663
[laughs]
433
00:19:23,747 --> 00:19:24,748
Who are you telling?
434
00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:28,293
I got six packs of Jell-O,
and four pairs of slippers in there.
435
00:19:28,376 --> 00:19:29,461
[door opens]
436
00:19:29,544 --> 00:19:30,795
Okay.
437
00:19:31,379 --> 00:19:33,423
I got the best chair in the joint.
438
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:35,634
Ooh, we taking equipment? Let's roll.
439
00:19:38,428 --> 00:19:39,262
Seriously?
440
00:19:40,055 --> 00:19:41,389
It's for the patient.
441
00:19:41,473 --> 00:19:42,724
No, you right, you right.
442
00:19:44,559 --> 00:19:45,518
[Regina grunts]
443
00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:48,855
[nurse sighs, clicks tongue]
444
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:51,191
Okay, you can push her.
445
00:19:51,274 --> 00:19:53,944
But I'm watching you.
Just 'cause you got her back to health
446
00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:55,445
doesn't mean I trust you yet.
447
00:19:56,363 --> 00:19:58,698
Remember, you take it easy
until the next two weeks
448
00:19:58,782 --> 00:20:00,659
when you can meet with Dr. Johnson.
449
00:20:00,742 --> 00:20:03,286
-[knocking at door]
-Knock-knock, discharged B.
450
00:20:03,995 --> 00:20:05,538
Sorry, hard habit to break.
451
00:20:06,831 --> 00:20:10,126
I came to say goodbye,
and to bring you my Mommy Survival Kit.
452
00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:11,294
Aww. [chuckles]
453
00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:15,257
-Oh, it's a bottle of wine.
-Red. It's good for your heart.
454
00:20:15,340 --> 00:20:16,424
[chuckles]
455
00:20:17,509 --> 00:20:18,426
Thank you.
456
00:20:20,136 --> 00:20:20,971
For everything.
457
00:20:23,139 --> 00:20:25,725
Why am I still sitting here?
Let's go home.
458
00:20:25,809 --> 00:20:27,477
Hey, anybody hear from Althea?
459
00:20:28,019 --> 00:20:30,188
Oh, I called her, she sends her love.
460
00:20:35,694 --> 00:20:38,071
Althea, brace yourself.
461
00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:40,532
We just got some terrible news.
462
00:20:40,615 --> 00:20:43,618
[funky instrumental music playing]
463
00:20:43,702 --> 00:20:47,414
Oh, just so you know,
the kids are gonna scream, "Welcome home."
464
00:20:47,497 --> 00:20:50,542
It was a surprise, but we didn't wanna
give you another heart attack.
465
00:20:51,126 --> 00:20:52,669
[chuckles] I figured.
466
00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:55,422
Why else would Maya be
in the window holding balloons?
467
00:20:57,048 --> 00:21:00,844
Oh, and before you freak out,
Bernard put a big-ass hole in the kitchen.
468
00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:02,220
Don't trip, I'mma fix it.
469
00:21:04,097 --> 00:21:05,807
-Welcome home!
-Welcome home!
470
00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:06,975
[Bernard laughing]
471
00:21:07,058 --> 00:21:09,394
-So glad you're back, Mom.
-We missed you so much.
472
00:21:09,477 --> 00:21:11,688
[Maya] You don't look like
your heart attacked you.
473
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:12,605
Aww. [chuckles]
474
00:21:12,689 --> 00:21:14,399
Thank you, guys. I love you.
475
00:21:15,150 --> 00:21:16,985
Uh, where's my coffee table?
476
00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:19,863
Why is there a treadmill
in my living room?
477
00:21:20,572 --> 00:21:21,573
You're welcome.
478
00:21:22,532 --> 00:21:23,992
Come on, Mom. Have a seat.
479
00:21:24,075 --> 00:21:26,077
Maya and I fluffed the pillows for you.
480
00:21:26,161 --> 00:21:27,078
[chuckles]
481
00:21:27,162 --> 00:21:28,455
Oh! [chuckles]
482
00:21:28,538 --> 00:21:32,709
All right, guys.
Listen, I'm very happy to be home.
483
00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:35,295
But I don't want y'all
fussing over me, okay?
484
00:21:35,378 --> 00:21:36,880
Like I'm sick or something.
485
00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:40,508
My goodness.
I just want to get back to normal.
486
00:21:40,592 --> 00:21:42,302
Okay? Like it never happened.
487
00:21:42,844 --> 00:21:44,220
Y'all couldn't open the mail?
488
00:21:45,096 --> 00:21:47,098
-You said keep it normal.
-[Regina sighs]
489
00:21:48,767 --> 00:21:49,893
Oh, damn.
490
00:21:49,976 --> 00:21:52,228
Hmm. Them hospital bills be hitting quick.
491
00:21:52,312 --> 00:21:54,731
It's from Indiana University.
492
00:21:55,565 --> 00:21:58,401
I applied to their MBA program,
like, three months ago.
493
00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:00,070
Okay. Well, open it.
494
00:22:00,153 --> 00:22:00,987
[scoffs]
495
00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:09,579
I got in.
496
00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:10,830
[all] Yeah!
497
00:22:10,914 --> 00:22:12,040
[all cheering]
498
00:22:12,123 --> 00:22:12,957
Yes!
499
00:22:13,583 --> 00:22:14,918
-Congratulations!
-Baby!
500
00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:17,670
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