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‎NETFLIX 剧集

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‎（韦斯特塞德诊所）

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‎我们上周才开张
‎患者已经络绎不绝了

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‎所以我们在整理方面有点落后

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‎“有点”？

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‎希拉说你能创造奇迹
‎我就想要这样的人

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‎她是我认识的最聪明的女人之一

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‎你认识几个女人？

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‎算了

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‎-很高兴加入你们 韦伯医生
‎-叫我马尔科姆

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‎你从这堆东西里面找到
‎你的桌子之后 就告诉我

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‎-这堆东西？
‎-是的

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‎我来好好挖掘一下

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‎我确定你要去诊治患者了

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‎如果你带那位咳嗽很厉害的女士

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‎去后面 我会感觉更好一点

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‎现在还有黑肺病吗？

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‎有 在阿帕拉契亚地区

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‎但韦尔度戈太太
‎正在治疗食道绞窄的症状

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‎听起来真可怕 怎么会这样？

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‎有人勒过她脖子

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‎开玩笑的 请不要辞职

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‎食物卡车那个人缝了42针
‎感觉我是在缝被子

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‎该死 他是在食物卡车上被刺的？

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‎不是 厨师割伤了自己
‎你得检查一下脑洞

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‎那…这是吉内瓦 我们的执业护士

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‎这位是蕾吉娜
‎她会帮我们把这里好好打理一下

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‎我们很需要你

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‎你可以先把2号诊室的血迹清理一下

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‎下一位患者到时
‎他是感冒 不是有毒瘾

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‎说到检查脑洞

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‎我是在这个区域工作的
‎不负责去后面清理血迹

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‎太好了 这正是我们需要的
‎人手多了 却不能帮我减轻负担

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‎吉内瓦 你想负责打开这些箱子吗？

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‎我新做了美甲 不行

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‎好 这么说你绝对不会去清理血迹

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‎所有液体都不清理吗？
‎因为这里太乱了

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‎看来我之前没有弄明白
‎这份工作的具体职责

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‎我觉得不适合我

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‎我们属于政府扶持力度不够的机构
‎不是那种高大上的 现实就是如此

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‎如果你觉得不适合你 我理解

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‎我确定你手里有无数的工作邀约

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‎没错 但另一方面 我喜欢挑战

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‎这是说你不走了？

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‎我可以试试 但我不负责给人打针

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‎你是说你一点都不怀念莫西总医院？

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‎我不是说我不喜欢
‎那里漂亮的办公室和中央空调

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‎但我觉得这个诊所
‎才是我应该待的地方

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‎这是我的机会
‎可以深入群众 和他们在一起

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‎你最好还是离开群众深处

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‎那个社区不安全

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‎UPS公司只派双人卡车去那里

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‎坐副驾的人配枪

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‎那是个政府扶持力度
‎不够的社区 伯纳德

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‎现实情况就是如此

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‎姑娘们 快下来！

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‎你们认识他 想念他

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‎他应大家的要求回来了

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‎天啊 我没话说了 你快进来

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‎你确定可以？

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‎你让我听着模糊说唱
‎开了两个小时的车

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‎你快进来

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‎我行李放哪里？

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‎嘿 凯文 放哪儿都行

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‎-这里可以吗？
‎-哪里都行

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‎我不想妨碍大家

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‎你现在怎么完全不一样了？
‎郊区让你变了

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‎见到你真好 路上顺利吗？

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‎顺利 女士

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‎你好吗 大哥？

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‎你好啊 兄弟

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‎你发给我的网络段子很可笑
‎但你是想侮辱我

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‎的确是

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‎你为什么不发给我？
‎我喜欢捉弄伯纳德

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‎我最喜欢的哥哥！

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‎我在家里待太久了
‎你们都不把我当回事了

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‎你好吗 玛雅？

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‎你知道的 还是老样子

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‎艾丽娅 你在学校称王称霸了吗？

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‎有那么一点障碍 但我在努力

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‎你要待多久？

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‎待到我妈妈和诺亚从拉斯维加斯回来

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‎我好嫉妒 我喜欢拉斯维加斯

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‎一份海陆大餐1美元99美分？
‎极致享受

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‎既然你来了 我们来打牌吧

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‎听你的 蕾吉娜小姐

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‎老爸 我睡沙发吗？

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‎凯文 你睡玛雅的房间

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‎等等 我睡哪里呢？

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‎地下室爸爸的简易床

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‎不行 那是我的午睡小床
‎她去你房间睡

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‎为什么不能让她去我房间睡？

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‎我房间里有东西

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‎我喜欢我那些东西

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‎那些东西都不许进我屋

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‎太好了 欢迎回来 凯文

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‎是啊 欢迎回家

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‎真是人心易变啊

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‎我去帮玛雅收拾房间

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‎你饿不饿？要个三明治吗？

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‎不用了

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‎我可以把行李拿到楼上去吗
‎蕾吉娜小姐？

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‎当然了 你就把这里当自己家

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‎好吧 是我的错觉吗？
‎还是凯文真的有点不对劲？

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‎我觉得塔莎肯定是揍过他了

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‎不是的 我是说
‎他对我的态度不对劲

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‎你看他对你们都很放松

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‎但是对着我就不太想说话

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‎这孩子现在有礼貌了
‎揍他是有效果的

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‎我不喜欢这样

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‎我知道 不过就几天 好吗？

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‎你可以的

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‎等等 不能一个房间住三个人

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‎我只是帮玛雅安顿一下

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‎希望到明天我还能有两个妹妹

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‎你干什么？

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‎上床睡觉

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‎我们没结婚 你睡地板

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‎我不要睡地板！

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‎那底下有化妆品和玉米棒渣渣

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‎好吧 那你离我远点

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‎你连晚安都不说？

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‎我现在要去拿剪子吗？

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‎玛雅 你在做梦

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‎醒醒 继续睡觉

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‎你说得对 艾丽娅如果秃头会更好看

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‎怎么回事？

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‎不会吧 这比我想的更糟糕

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‎嗨

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‎你给我带了个…花瓶

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‎只剩下了这个

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‎我不得不跛着脚
‎快步穿过一群流浪汉

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‎零钱用光了
‎所以只能把给你带的雏菊送出去

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‎我喜欢雏菊

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‎我们给你买一大束

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‎把你的东西收拾好 让他给你
‎开张支票付今天的工资 走吧

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‎露奎茜 我没时间跟你胡闹

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‎除非你是过来治疗
‎因为俯视这个地方

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‎而造成的颈部扭伤

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‎不然我要接着干活儿了

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‎你们要忙起来了

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‎放松 只是卡车回火

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‎该死 你才来一天就能
‎分辨出这里面的区别了？

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‎他们趴下 我就跟着趴下

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‎两个星期之后再来
‎那时候皮疹应该就好了

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‎皮疹？

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‎韦伯医生 这是我姐姐 露奎茜

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‎幸会

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‎彼此彼此

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‎你妹妹在这里做得真的很不错

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‎当然了

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‎现在我明白了

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‎你是想要钓男人

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‎闭嘴 他是我老板

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‎没错 他是 而且屁股很性感

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‎我突然开始觉得有点潮红

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‎去给我拿件那种露屁股的病号服

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‎我需要做个身体检查
‎还需要来一剂维生素D

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‎-D代表…
‎-我知道

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‎你给我出去

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‎你确定？

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‎天快要黑了

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‎露奎茜 我没事的

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‎这里发生的事 别处也一样会发生

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‎嘿 漂亮女士！我的雏菊卖一美元！

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‎你本该是我们当中最好的 蕾吉娜

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‎姑娘 我一收到你的短信就来了
‎出什么事了？

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‎嘿 凯文 我不知道你在这里

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‎我在学校时告诉过你

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‎你说过？那我一定是
‎被自己身上好闻的味道分了神

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‎你的新学校怎么样？

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‎就是学校的样子

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‎深刻

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‎值得品味良久

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‎你们两个接过一次吻

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‎多大点事 我妹妹可是被恶魔附体了

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‎-你带了监控摄像头吗？
‎-在这里

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‎变焦效果酷到不行

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‎我觉得你们两个都疯了

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‎你没听到我说吗？

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‎她当时这样说话

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‎她还想把我头发剃光

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‎那可不行！你的脸部线条
‎需要头发来柔和一下

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‎你换发型了？

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‎我就知道你会注意到
‎还是那么富有洞察力

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‎你俩让我有点受不了了

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‎-专注一点
‎-好 你说得对

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‎我们拍完她之后 就拿去给牧师看

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‎我们曾经认为我的丽塔阿姨
‎被恶魔附体了

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‎结果她只是在进行脱瘾治疗

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‎那是完全不同的恶魔

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‎玛雅大概只是做了个噩梦而已

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‎萨凡纳 想喝点什么吗？

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‎我要一听健怡可乐

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‎你没问我 但我要圣水！

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‎别吃太多

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‎对不起 我应该先问一下的

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‎我来给萨凡纳拿点汽水

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‎不 没事的

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‎我只是不希望你吃太多零食

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‎我做了晚饭

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‎反正我也不爱吃

203
00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:35,302
‎我没告诉你我做的是什么

204
00:10:35,386 --> 00:10:36,637
‎那或许我就是不饿

205
00:10:37,221 --> 00:10:38,972
‎凯文 饭总是要吃的啊

206
00:10:39,056 --> 00:10:40,224
‎我说了 我不饿

207
00:10:41,225 --> 00:10:42,101
‎等一下

208
00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:46,063
‎我不知道你是怎么了

209
00:10:46,689 --> 00:10:50,651
‎但如果你要待在我家
‎你就要注意一下自己的态度

210
00:10:50,734 --> 00:10:53,654
‎这里也是我爸爸家 你又不是我妈妈

211
00:10:58,158 --> 00:10:59,034
‎当然不是

212
00:11:01,370 --> 00:11:03,163
‎你刚才说我…

213
00:11:04,790 --> 00:11:07,626
‎我一整天都在厨房里给你做鸡肉！

214
00:11:07,710 --> 00:11:09,503
‎小子 你吃不到…该死

215
00:11:11,964 --> 00:11:14,925
‎你现在吃不到鸡肉了
‎我就跟你说这么多

216
00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:16,593
‎“我不是你妈妈”

217
00:11:16,677 --> 00:11:19,388
‎我…该死
‎我们也要吃饭的 蕾吉娜！

218
00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:24,226
‎他害得我只能给
‎我孩子们吃带清洁剂的鸡肉了

219
00:11:26,562 --> 00:11:27,563
‎嘿 宝贝

220
00:11:28,147 --> 00:11:29,648
‎我受不了你儿子了

221
00:11:30,858 --> 00:11:32,609
‎该死 宝贝 他干什么了？

222
00:11:33,152 --> 00:11:34,278
‎嘿 晚饭好了吗？

223
00:11:35,279 --> 00:11:37,865
‎伯纳德 你怎么总是惹妈妈不高兴？

224
00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:45,330
‎好了 儿子 我准备好玩打彩弹了

225
00:11:45,873 --> 00:11:48,292
‎播放安全须知的时候我小睡了一下

226
00:11:49,418 --> 00:11:51,462
‎这衣服怎么这么厚啊？

227
00:11:51,545 --> 00:11:52,796
‎是为了安全

228
00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:58,427
‎视频里讲过

229
00:11:59,678 --> 00:12:01,096
‎嘿 老爸 这轮之后

230
00:12:01,180 --> 00:12:03,474
‎我能去美食区买个辣味热狗吗？

231
00:12:03,557 --> 00:12:06,310
‎你有钱 我的钱用来
‎赔你不吃的鸡肉了

232
00:12:07,311 --> 00:12:09,062
‎我不喜欢蕾吉娜做的鸡肉

233
00:12:09,646 --> 00:12:10,481
‎什么？

234
00:12:10,564 --> 00:12:14,193
‎你以前见了那种鸡肉就狼吞虎咽
‎就像土狼吃辛爸爸的尸体一样

235
00:12:18,781 --> 00:12:19,907
‎你是说“辛巴”？

236
00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:23,202
‎是啊 我只看过一次

237
00:12:25,579 --> 00:12:28,040
‎该死 你和蕾吉娜怎么回事？

238
00:12:29,041 --> 00:12:29,875
‎没什么

239
00:12:30,542 --> 00:12:32,503
‎我没事

240
00:12:32,586 --> 00:12:35,547
‎小子 我会把你当房子一样刷漆
‎你最好给我交代

241
00:12:36,507 --> 00:12:37,966
‎其实也没什么

242
00:12:38,050 --> 00:12:41,553
‎我听到我妈妈告诉诺亚说
‎你本可以要求让我和你一起住

243
00:12:42,346 --> 00:12:43,388
‎我知道你为何没要求

244
00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:45,432
‎因为蕾吉娜不肯要我

245
00:12:47,059 --> 00:12:48,435
‎是我不肯要你

246
00:12:48,519 --> 00:12:49,353
‎什么？

247
00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:51,897
‎你妈妈和我说
‎我们要给你一个选择机会

248
00:12:51,980 --> 00:12:55,067
‎但当你告诉我你很期待搬家时

249
00:12:55,150 --> 00:12:55,984
‎我就退缩了

250
00:12:56,068 --> 00:12:57,236
‎我从来没说过

251
00:12:57,319 --> 00:12:58,320
‎你说过

252
00:12:58,403 --> 00:13:02,491
‎你说过要泡在热水浴缸里
‎还有加入大学队

253
00:13:02,574 --> 00:13:03,867
‎我们那晚在门廊上喝啤酒

254
00:13:03,951 --> 00:13:06,119
‎就那么一小口 你就断片了？

255
00:13:06,203 --> 00:13:07,955
‎我还以为你酒量很好呢

256
00:13:09,957 --> 00:13:11,500
‎你真的不想要我？

257
00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:13,752
‎没错 感觉好些了吗？

258
00:13:16,505 --> 00:13:17,965
‎该死 要开始了 儿子

259
00:13:18,590 --> 00:13:20,175
‎我不知道这些队怎么样

260
00:13:20,259 --> 00:13:22,803
‎但我要用好手中的枪！

261
00:13:25,681 --> 00:13:27,683
‎嘿 我来了 有什么紧急情况？

262
00:13:27,766 --> 00:13:28,892
‎你做好心理准备

263
00:13:28,976 --> 00:13:30,435
‎玛雅被恶魔附体了

264
00:13:30,519 --> 00:13:32,980
‎艾丽娅 我忙着送货呢

265
00:13:33,063 --> 00:13:34,982
‎那些货你什么时候送都可以

266
00:13:35,858 --> 00:13:39,152
‎我的工作是有时间限制的

267
00:13:39,236 --> 00:13:41,780
‎伯纳德 专心点 玛雅举止非常怪异

268
00:13:41,864 --> 00:13:43,782
‎她没撒谎 播放视频

269
00:13:50,747 --> 00:13:52,040
‎她在梦游

270
00:13:52,124 --> 00:13:53,750
‎眼睛还是睁开的

271
00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:55,377
‎她只是在走路而已

272
00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:06,013
‎她说的是西班牙语？

273
00:14:06,096 --> 00:14:07,514
‎玛雅不会西班牙语

274
00:14:07,598 --> 00:14:08,891
‎附在她身上的东西会

275
00:14:08,974 --> 00:14:10,142
‎你说得对 这太可怕了

276
00:14:10,225 --> 00:14:12,644
‎过去两天来我一直就是这感觉

277
00:14:19,860 --> 00:14:23,196
‎我只和两个拉丁裔约会过
‎但我听到了“恶魔”和“艾丽娅”

278
00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:25,699
‎真高兴我不用和她住一个房间

279
00:14:26,116 --> 00:14:27,826
‎嘿 各位 你们在干什么？

280
00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:29,328
‎没事 我要送货去了

281
00:14:30,495 --> 00:14:33,248
‎记住 我爱你 玛雅

282
00:14:33,332 --> 00:14:34,875
‎-什么意思？
‎-它知道

283
00:14:36,627 --> 00:14:39,546
‎我是过来请你们大家
‎来参加我的茶会的

284
00:14:39,630 --> 00:14:40,672
‎会很好玩的

285
00:14:44,843 --> 00:14:47,846
‎你愿意的话
‎可以去喝魔鬼的茶 我可不去

286
00:14:49,139 --> 00:14:52,184
‎-你要丢下我和她在一起？
‎-我们刚刚才和好不久

287
00:14:52,267 --> 00:14:53,393
‎那是你妹妹

288
00:14:54,061 --> 00:14:55,854
‎希望明天还能看到你

289
00:15:02,444 --> 00:15:03,695
‎-嘿
‎-嘿

290
00:15:03,779 --> 00:15:06,573
‎只想确认一下你安全到家了

291
00:15:06,657 --> 00:15:09,701
‎天啊 蕾吉娜 你的手怎么了？

292
00:15:09,785 --> 00:15:12,663
‎拜托告诉我你狠狠揍了伯尼

293
00:15:14,289 --> 00:15:16,166
‎我上班的时候被门夹住了

294
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:18,293
‎蕾吉娜 到底怎么回事？

295
00:15:18,919 --> 00:15:20,754
‎我跟你说了是意外

296
00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:22,673
‎总是意外

297
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:26,843
‎下次你就会告诉我
‎是因为那扇门太爱你了

298
00:15:29,513 --> 00:15:34,101
‎露奎茜 我当时
‎拿着太多东西去物料柜

299
00:15:34,184 --> 00:15:35,852
‎手被门夹住了

300
00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:40,023
‎你在莫西总医院从来没有被门夹住

301
00:15:40,107 --> 00:15:41,566
‎那里的门比较善良

302
00:15:42,693 --> 00:15:44,695
‎那里的门对我关上了

303
00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:46,446
‎有什么门我就要适应什么门

304
00:15:47,114 --> 00:15:48,907
‎我只希望你能有更好的门

305
00:15:51,201 --> 00:15:53,578
‎露奎茜 你不要再管我的门了

306
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,915
‎我没有其他的选择

307
00:15:56,999 --> 00:16:00,419
‎我辞职离开莫西总医院的方式太蠢了

308
00:16:00,502 --> 00:16:03,755
‎而且非常短视
‎几乎毁掉了我的职业生涯

309
00:16:05,507 --> 00:16:08,593
‎我自己搞砸了 姐姐
‎所以就是这个下场

310
00:16:09,928 --> 00:16:10,762
‎好吧

311
00:16:11,263 --> 00:16:13,557
‎现在我得去给你买个防弹背心

312
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,143
‎你总是害我花钱

313
00:16:23,984 --> 00:16:26,028
‎你为什么要待在死亡区域 儿子？

314
00:16:26,111 --> 00:16:27,320
‎因为我死了

315
00:16:28,572 --> 00:16:29,614
‎我的队友抛弃了我

316
00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:32,242
‎他们在哪儿？给我指出来
‎我打爆他们

317
00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:33,702
‎用什么打？你的枪呢？

318
00:16:33,785 --> 00:16:36,204
‎拿着两个辣味热狗 我没法拿枪

319
00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:40,167
‎你去吃东西时
‎那些五年级学生合伙打我

320
00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:41,585
‎你本来应该掩护我的

321
00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:43,003
‎这要怪你

322
00:16:43,086 --> 00:16:44,755
‎你提到辣味热狗 害我一直分心

323
00:16:45,714 --> 00:16:47,507
‎所以你为了它也放弃了我

324
00:16:48,008 --> 00:16:49,009
‎这就是我的命

325
00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:53,972
‎你现在去吃辣味热狗吧 你死了

326
00:16:56,016 --> 00:16:57,601
‎我不想要辣味热狗

327
00:16:58,226 --> 00:17:00,187
‎该死 那里还有椒盐饼干 儿子

328
00:17:01,313 --> 00:17:03,190
‎真没法相信我居然还怪罪蕾吉娜

329
00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:05,317
‎当然是你

330
00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:08,028
‎当然是你不肯让我搬进来

331
00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:10,572
‎天哪 我还以为我们谈完这件事了

332
00:17:10,655 --> 00:17:11,782
‎你当时看起来很开心

333
00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:15,118
‎我13岁以前 你从没有
‎让我去你家 我能有多开心？

334
00:17:15,202 --> 00:17:17,579
‎那不一样 情况很复杂

335
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:19,414
‎现在我变了

336
00:17:19,498 --> 00:17:21,124
‎你想改变就改变

337
00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:23,001
‎让我去你家玩根本就不算什么事

338
00:17:23,794 --> 00:17:25,003
‎你总是有理由

339
00:17:25,587 --> 00:17:28,340
‎我知道我不完美 但你有点不公平

340
00:17:28,924 --> 00:17:31,718
‎我为了弥补我们之间的关系
‎做了很多

341
00:17:32,344 --> 00:17:33,887
‎我以为我们之间关系不错

342
00:17:33,970 --> 00:17:35,639
‎我想经常去看你

343
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:38,350
‎但我还在处理店里被水淹的问题

344
00:17:38,433 --> 00:17:39,893
‎我在雷克萨斯有工作

345
00:17:40,685 --> 00:17:41,520
‎看到吗？

346
00:17:42,521 --> 00:17:43,980
‎总是有理由

347
00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:48,151
‎该死

348
00:17:50,028 --> 00:17:52,030
‎我现在本该在雷克萨斯店里上班的

349
00:17:56,284 --> 00:17:57,494
‎你干什么？

350
00:17:58,328 --> 00:18:00,497
‎凯文离开之前 我睡沙发

351
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:01,998
‎为什么？

352
00:18:02,082 --> 00:18:04,042
‎因为一到晚上你就变成恶魔

353
00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:10,048
‎耶！

354
00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:14,177
‎他们再也不能
‎把我从我房间里赶出去了

355
00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:23,186
‎我向蕾吉娜道歉了

356
00:18:24,229 --> 00:18:26,398
‎你还活着 说明情况还好

357
00:18:27,983 --> 00:18:28,942
‎的确还好

358
00:18:29,484 --> 00:18:30,318
‎我们没事了

359
00:18:31,528 --> 00:18:34,406
‎你之前说的那些事
‎你还想好好谈谈吗？

360
00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:36,032
‎我不知道

361
00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:37,450
‎你想谈吗？

362
00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:39,494
‎你想谈吗？

363
00:18:39,578 --> 00:18:41,746
‎不好说 你想谈吗？

364
00:18:41,830 --> 00:18:43,748
‎天啊 我们可以这样说上一整夜

365
00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:45,667
‎没错

366
00:18:47,586 --> 00:18:49,254
‎你知道以前不是一直这样的吧？

367
00:18:49,337 --> 00:18:52,799
‎记得我教你怎么掷骰子吗？

368
00:18:52,883 --> 00:18:54,968
‎记得 我想那很好玩

369
00:18:55,051 --> 00:18:56,052
‎你想？

370
00:18:56,136 --> 00:18:58,346
‎我从来没见过
‎有人可以连续三次掷出七点

371
00:18:58,430 --> 00:18:59,764
‎我赢光了你所有现金

372
00:19:00,891 --> 00:19:03,685
‎我开特雷的车去兜风那次呢？

373
00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:07,439
‎记得 你差点害死我们 那可不好玩

374
00:19:08,732 --> 00:19:11,776
‎是啊 但你替我撑腰了

375
00:19:11,860 --> 00:19:13,278
‎那个家伙真可怕

376
00:19:13,361 --> 00:19:15,322
‎我总会给你撑腰的 儿子

377
00:19:15,864 --> 00:19:18,241
‎如果你想的话 可以搬过来

378
00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:19,951
‎嘿 老爸 听我说

379
00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:23,914
‎就因为我之前发飙
‎并不代表你要这样做

380
00:19:23,997 --> 00:19:25,707
‎地下室可以都归你

381
00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:27,751
‎在下面和蜘蛛住在一起？

382
00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:30,003
‎或者你可以住在玛雅的房间里

383
00:19:30,086 --> 00:19:32,547
‎她和艾丽娅现在关系不错

384
00:19:33,256 --> 00:19:34,799
‎她一直在给她拍视频

385
00:19:34,883 --> 00:19:36,718
‎我想她们是在拍抖音

386
00:19:37,260 --> 00:19:38,678
‎好 听我说

387
00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:43,892
‎感谢你提出来 但我喜欢现在这样

388
00:19:45,143 --> 00:19:46,144
‎那我们没事了？

389
00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:48,772
‎没事了

390
00:19:49,314 --> 00:19:50,649
‎我爱你 儿子

391
00:19:51,399 --> 00:19:52,525
‎我也爱你 老爸

392
00:19:53,193 --> 00:19:54,194
‎嘿 坦率地说

393
00:19:54,778 --> 00:19:56,238
‎我喜欢蕾吉娜做的鸡肉

394
00:19:58,031 --> 00:19:59,449
‎没错 的确非常好吃

395
00:20:01,159 --> 00:20:02,994
‎应该只剩一块了

396
00:20:03,078 --> 00:20:04,037
‎对 都别跟我抢！

397
00:20:07,582 --> 00:20:09,084
‎上面都是清洁剂

398
00:20:15,924 --> 00:20:16,800
‎打扰一下

399
00:20:17,634 --> 00:20:19,594
‎拜托告诉我里面没有人体残躯

400
00:20:20,178 --> 00:20:21,012
‎希望没有

401
00:20:21,513 --> 00:20:24,391
‎我奶奶烤了个柠檬蛋糕
‎让我带给韦伯医生

402
00:20:25,225 --> 00:20:27,519
‎好贴心啊 我一定会交给他的

403
00:20:29,437 --> 00:20:30,981
‎在这个地方开门之前

404
00:20:31,064 --> 00:20:33,566
‎我奶奶看医生要转乘三趟公交

405
00:20:33,650 --> 00:20:36,027
‎我们能在这里帮助她 真是件好事

406
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:40,532
‎你觉得奶奶介意我吃掉一小块吗？

407
00:20:40,615 --> 00:20:43,535
‎我不介意 蛋糕成分我不清楚

408
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:47,330
‎奶奶已经半盲了 我们家没糖了

409
00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:49,624
‎另外 我爷爷的骨灰找不到了

410
00:20:49,708 --> 00:20:52,377
‎我就告诉医生“奶奶感谢他”好了

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‎嘿

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‎以防万一 有没有什么特殊的地方
‎是你希望我把蛋糕撒在那儿的？

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