1 00:00:11,179 --> 00:00:13,306 -Mommy, is the cake ready? 2 00:00:13,389 --> 00:00:14,390 Is the cake ready? 3 00:00:15,683 --> 00:00:18,394 I just put it in five minutes ago. You watched me. 4 00:00:18,978 --> 00:00:22,065 Yeah, well, it's taking forever. 5 00:00:22,148 --> 00:00:24,275 You're ruining Mr. Pinky-paws' birthday. 6 00:00:25,026 --> 00:00:26,819 He's a stuffed dog, Maya. 7 00:00:27,403 --> 00:00:29,614 You never liked Mr. Pinky-paws! 8 00:00:36,120 --> 00:00:40,249 Mom, if I know the girl I'm chatting with is actually a 50-year-old man, 9 00:00:40,333 --> 00:00:42,043 I'm catfishing him, right? 10 00:00:42,919 --> 00:00:45,838 What the hell is wrong with you? You trying to get took? 11 00:00:46,798 --> 00:00:48,674 You are not that hard up for friends. 12 00:00:48,758 --> 00:00:50,927 You know… Mm-mmm. I'mma just hang onto this. 13 00:00:51,010 --> 00:00:52,011 Fine. 14 00:00:52,095 --> 00:00:54,680 Just let me know if "Mr. Tiffany" hits me back. 15 00:00:56,099 --> 00:00:57,433 I'll just hang with you. 16 00:00:59,143 --> 00:01:00,353 When's the cake done? 17 00:01:00,436 --> 00:01:02,313 Did somebody say the cake's done? 18 00:01:02,396 --> 00:01:04,941 Okay! Okay! 19 00:01:06,067 --> 00:01:09,570 Anybody still in this room by the time I count to one is gonna lose Christmas. 20 00:01:09,654 --> 00:01:10,488 Come on. 21 00:01:11,072 --> 00:01:12,281 We not sharing gifts again. 22 00:01:15,868 --> 00:01:16,702 Mm-hmm. 23 00:01:17,328 --> 00:01:19,455 Mm, nope. Slippery slope, Regina. 24 00:01:21,874 --> 00:01:24,210 Your man's been working all hard. 25 00:01:24,794 --> 00:01:27,213 I'm all tense. Hit me with them magic fingers, babe. 26 00:01:27,296 --> 00:01:28,214 Come on. 27 00:01:29,423 --> 00:01:32,260 How about these magic fingers choke your ass. 28 00:01:32,343 --> 00:01:33,469 What the hell? 29 00:01:34,262 --> 00:01:37,682 Bennie, I have been trapped in this house every day, all day. 30 00:01:37,765 --> 00:01:39,142 You get to leave! 31 00:01:39,225 --> 00:01:42,770 Thank God. I'd go crazy if I was in here with these kids. 32 00:01:43,855 --> 00:01:44,856 I'mma kill you. 33 00:01:46,607 --> 00:01:48,776 I played hide-and-seek with Maya today. 34 00:01:48,860 --> 00:01:51,154 While she hid, I hid in the basement 35 00:01:51,237 --> 00:01:52,572 and smoked half a joint. 36 00:01:52,655 --> 00:01:53,698 Only half? 37 00:01:53,781 --> 00:01:55,032 I'll be in the basement! 38 00:02:01,664 --> 00:02:02,498 Mm-hmm. 39 00:02:03,916 --> 00:02:04,834 Not today. 40 00:02:09,714 --> 00:02:10,631 Who am I kidding? 41 00:02:12,425 --> 00:02:13,718 -Hey. -Mm-hmm. 42 00:02:15,469 --> 00:02:18,306 This house smells like Willy Wonka's weed factory. 43 00:02:18,806 --> 00:02:20,391 What y'all doing in here? 44 00:02:20,474 --> 00:02:21,642 Barely surviving. 45 00:02:22,310 --> 00:02:23,227 There you go. 46 00:02:25,438 --> 00:02:26,856 Can I borrow your lavender top? 47 00:02:26,939 --> 00:02:29,442 You could if Maya hadn't cut it up 48 00:02:29,525 --> 00:02:32,403 to make Mr. Pinky-paws a birthday crop top. 49 00:02:32,987 --> 00:02:34,697 Well, I'm done here. Bye. 50 00:02:34,780 --> 00:02:35,948 Mm-mmm! 51 00:02:36,032 --> 00:02:39,035 The hell you are. You the first adult I've talked to today. 52 00:02:39,118 --> 00:02:40,912 Didn't I see Bennie's car in the driveway? 53 00:02:41,787 --> 00:02:43,039 What did I say? 54 00:02:43,915 --> 00:02:45,249 I don't have time to talk. 55 00:02:45,333 --> 00:02:47,960 I gotta go pack for my college homecoming this weekend. 56 00:02:48,628 --> 00:02:50,963 Might be a good thing you didn't have that top. 57 00:02:51,047 --> 00:02:53,424 I tend to lose 'em once the Remy starts flowing. 58 00:02:54,508 --> 00:02:55,718 Oh, my God. 59 00:02:55,801 --> 00:03:00,640 A no-kids weekend with no kids and drinking… and no kids? 60 00:03:01,182 --> 00:03:02,099 Take me. 61 00:03:02,975 --> 00:03:03,893 Hell no. 62 00:03:05,186 --> 00:03:07,146 I'd give you a thousand dollars. 63 00:03:07,230 --> 00:03:09,148 You don't have a thousand dollars. 64 00:03:09,232 --> 00:03:11,234 I can borrow from you and give it back. 65 00:03:11,317 --> 00:03:13,986 Lucretia, please! I need this. 66 00:03:14,904 --> 00:03:16,948 Regina, I hear you. I do. 67 00:03:17,031 --> 00:03:20,159 But there's no way I'm letting all this needy anywhere near my friends. 68 00:03:20,910 --> 00:03:22,662 Where are we on that cake? 69 00:03:23,621 --> 00:03:26,791 Lucretia, you can put me in your car or under your car, 70 00:03:26,874 --> 00:03:28,918 but either way, my misery is ending. 71 00:03:29,001 --> 00:03:31,170 Mr. Pinky-paws' guests are getting restless. 72 00:03:31,254 --> 00:03:32,880 They're starting to go home. 73 00:03:32,964 --> 00:03:34,215 And so am I. 74 00:03:35,091 --> 00:03:37,343 Well, at least take me there. 75 00:03:54,277 --> 00:03:55,278 Ooh, my jam. 76 00:04:04,537 --> 00:04:05,496 Regina! 77 00:04:07,707 --> 00:04:09,125 You trying to get us killed? 78 00:04:09,208 --> 00:04:12,920 Girl, it's worth it. I'm out the house. Shit, sister trip! 79 00:04:14,171 --> 00:04:17,049 I specifically told you you weren't invited. 80 00:04:17,133 --> 00:04:20,428 This is supposed to be my weekend to hang out with my old drumline friends. 81 00:04:20,511 --> 00:04:23,639 And you can still hang with your dumb-line friends. 82 00:04:24,473 --> 00:04:26,309 You won't even know that I'm there. 83 00:04:26,392 --> 00:04:28,269 It'll be easier if you weren't there. 84 00:04:28,352 --> 00:04:29,812 Oh, just shut up and drive. 85 00:04:31,939 --> 00:04:33,107 Fine. 86 00:04:33,190 --> 00:04:35,609 -Just get up front. This ain't no Uber. 87 00:04:35,693 --> 00:04:38,279 Damn right. Shit, Uber would have snacks. 88 00:04:40,448 --> 00:04:44,577 If you want, I can pull off at a rest stop and you can grab some food. 89 00:04:45,286 --> 00:04:47,496 So, you could drive off when I get out? 90 00:04:47,580 --> 00:04:51,292 Oh, no. You ain't pulling a Daddy on me. 91 00:04:54,378 --> 00:04:56,297 -Should we talk about that? -Not this weekend. 92 00:04:56,380 --> 00:04:57,214 Agreed. 93 00:05:00,217 --> 00:05:02,887 Hell, Regina didn't leave us nothing to eat in here. 94 00:05:05,556 --> 00:05:07,558 Ooh, burnt the hairs in my nose. 95 00:05:10,853 --> 00:05:11,854 Hey, Pop. 96 00:05:11,937 --> 00:05:13,689 -Hey. -Hey, Pappy. 97 00:05:13,773 --> 00:05:15,274 There she is. Get them. 98 00:05:15,358 --> 00:05:17,401 Uh-uh-uh-uh! 99 00:05:17,485 --> 00:05:19,236 Whoa! 100 00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:21,739 -We here to grab my old boxing gloves. -Oh, yeah? 101 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:24,492 I'mma take Sydney to the gym to teach her some things. 102 00:05:24,575 --> 00:05:25,659 What, that you can't hit? 103 00:05:27,370 --> 00:05:30,206 Man, Mom is really good at hide-and-seek. 104 00:05:30,289 --> 00:05:32,375 I've been looking for her all morning. 105 00:05:32,458 --> 00:05:34,168 I'm great at hide-and-seek. Let me help. 106 00:05:35,795 --> 00:05:37,463 She doesn't know Mom went away? 107 00:05:37,546 --> 00:05:38,798 Damn. I forgot to tell her. 108 00:05:43,719 --> 00:05:46,764 Hi, Mr. Upshaw. Is Aaliyah home? She's expecting me. 109 00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:48,682 Aaliyah, Savannah's here. 110 00:05:48,766 --> 00:05:50,935 Look, I… I get lost sometimes. 111 00:05:51,018 --> 00:05:54,188 Are you the girl that we like or the one we be mad at? 112 00:05:56,732 --> 00:05:58,317 Dad, can we have the room? 113 00:05:58,401 --> 00:06:01,821 If you decide to make some spaghetti, you'd be my favorite. 114 00:06:07,576 --> 00:06:09,203 I brought your nail polish, 115 00:06:09,286 --> 00:06:12,039 your flat iron, the photo of us at Six Flags where we look old-timey. 116 00:06:12,123 --> 00:06:14,917 Come on, Savannah. Do we really have to do this? 117 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,086 Let me finish, please. 118 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:19,922 You know what? It's all in there. 119 00:06:20,005 --> 00:06:23,300 Just… a big box of who we used to be. 120 00:06:24,927 --> 00:06:26,720 Girl, that's a lyric. 121 00:06:26,804 --> 00:06:30,307 You think so? 'Cause, you know, my mom just bought me a guitar and… 122 00:06:30,391 --> 00:06:31,559 Ooh! 123 00:06:31,642 --> 00:06:33,894 No, Savannah, don't get sucked in. 124 00:06:34,437 --> 00:06:36,814 How many times do I have to say I'm sorry? 125 00:06:36,897 --> 00:06:37,898 What else can I do? 126 00:06:37,982 --> 00:06:39,942 You can give me back my things. 127 00:06:40,025 --> 00:06:40,901 Fine. 128 00:06:50,911 --> 00:06:52,079 Ain't nothing in here. 129 00:06:52,163 --> 00:06:53,581 Yep. Empty. 130 00:06:54,081 --> 00:06:56,250 Just like your promise we'd be best friends forever. 131 00:06:56,333 --> 00:06:58,335 Nope. Don't put that on me. 132 00:06:59,003 --> 00:07:03,048 Look, the only thing I want from you right now is my jacket. That you got on. 133 00:07:03,132 --> 00:07:06,844 But I love this. You didn't even like it when your mom bought it for you. 134 00:07:07,678 --> 00:07:09,346 You know what? Fine. 135 00:07:11,932 --> 00:07:12,766 Take it. 136 00:07:15,811 --> 00:07:16,896 Goodbye, Aaliyah. 137 00:07:17,521 --> 00:07:18,522 Goodbye, Savannah. 138 00:07:30,618 --> 00:07:31,785 Is the spaghetti ready? 139 00:07:33,204 --> 00:07:34,705 I got a headache. 140 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:38,459 Girl, if you don't stop… Your mama cook all the time with a headache. 141 00:07:45,841 --> 00:07:47,092 Ooh, that's cute! 142 00:07:50,137 --> 00:07:51,013 Okay. 143 00:07:51,096 --> 00:07:54,266 You find a corner and stay there until I come get you. 144 00:07:55,226 --> 00:07:56,852 Damn, Cree. I know I'm crashing, 145 00:07:56,936 --> 00:07:59,647 but can you please not act like I'm embarrassing you? 146 00:07:59,730 --> 00:08:02,233 Oh, shit, bubbly! Ooh, Mommy likey. 147 00:08:03,234 --> 00:08:06,403 Wait a minute, let me get two for them kids that I left at home. 148 00:08:08,072 --> 00:08:08,906 Mm-hmm. 149 00:08:08,989 --> 00:08:09,823 Hmm. 150 00:08:09,907 --> 00:08:11,825 Okay, just tell your friends you don't know me. 151 00:08:11,909 --> 00:08:13,494 Already my plan. 152 00:08:16,372 --> 00:08:17,831 -Crab cake? -Mmm. 153 00:08:17,915 --> 00:08:19,124 Damn skippy. 154 00:08:19,625 --> 00:08:22,002 Lucretia, do me a solid and pop one in my mouth. 155 00:08:28,509 --> 00:08:29,677 Pop one in my mouth. 156 00:08:33,347 --> 00:08:34,181 Form up! 157 00:08:34,265 --> 00:08:35,391 What? 158 00:08:36,517 --> 00:08:39,645 Uh-oh! Sticks Turner in the house! 159 00:08:39,728 --> 00:08:42,731 She got an extra stick. What happened? 160 00:08:42,815 --> 00:08:43,983 Fell off a jetway. 161 00:08:44,066 --> 00:08:45,234 Sober? 162 00:08:45,317 --> 00:08:46,694 According to the settlement. 163 00:08:48,737 --> 00:08:50,072 All right, catch me up. 164 00:08:50,155 --> 00:08:52,116 Who got bald and who got fat? 165 00:08:52,199 --> 00:08:53,450 Ugh, I'm both. 166 00:08:53,534 --> 00:08:55,202 You were always there. 167 00:08:55,286 --> 00:08:58,372 -We used to call you bass drum. -You did? 168 00:09:00,374 --> 00:09:03,752 Oh, shit! It's a party now! 169 00:09:05,462 --> 00:09:07,047 Hey! 170 00:09:08,591 --> 00:09:10,593 The corner got boring. 171 00:09:10,676 --> 00:09:12,928 -Meatball? -We called you that too. 172 00:09:13,012 --> 00:09:14,138 -Yeah. 173 00:09:17,099 --> 00:09:20,144 Obviously, you've wandered over from the theater department. 174 00:09:20,644 --> 00:09:22,813 Those freaks are in Ballroom C. 175 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:24,648 Oh… 176 00:09:24,732 --> 00:09:26,525 She is joking. 177 00:09:26,609 --> 00:09:29,194 I'm her sister, Regina. 178 00:09:29,278 --> 00:09:31,655 I didn't go to college here. 179 00:09:32,156 --> 00:09:35,492 I'm just trying to get away from my kids while I'm in between jobs. 180 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:36,994 Ooh. 181 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:38,495 That champagne hit quick. 182 00:09:41,332 --> 00:09:44,335 Is she the, uh, successful motivational sister, 183 00:09:44,418 --> 00:09:46,045 or the one that ruined her life 184 00:09:46,128 --> 00:09:48,047 and dragged you out of college to save her? 185 00:09:48,881 --> 00:09:51,592 You heard her. Were you motivated by anything she said? 186 00:09:53,886 --> 00:09:57,056 You know, we still haven't forgiven you for taking our line captain away. 187 00:09:57,139 --> 00:09:58,182 Mm-hmm. 188 00:09:58,265 --> 00:10:01,310 Really? 'Cause that was, like, almost 30 years ago, y'all. 189 00:10:01,393 --> 00:10:04,063 I mean, she's over it. Right, Lucretia? 190 00:10:04,563 --> 00:10:06,231 So, who got fat and who got bald? 191 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:11,904 No one could do the solo like her. But I get it. Family is family. 192 00:10:13,030 --> 00:10:16,408 At least tell us you got away from the loser that knocked you up. 193 00:10:16,492 --> 00:10:17,451 Mm-hmm. 194 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:23,916 Oh, hey! A corner just opened up. 195 00:10:23,999 --> 00:10:26,126 I'm just gonna put myself in this corner right here. 196 00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:29,880 That's who you dropped us for? 197 00:10:30,464 --> 00:10:33,217 Hey, we all did stupid shit in college. 198 00:10:37,012 --> 00:10:39,306 -Joker, joker, deuce, deuce! -Deuce, deuce! 199 00:10:39,390 --> 00:10:40,683 -Hey! -Oh, my God! 200 00:10:42,184 --> 00:10:43,060 That's how we do! 201 00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:46,063 -Mm-hmm. -Of course y'all won. Look at my partner. 202 00:10:49,024 --> 00:10:50,275 I was your partner? 203 00:10:52,361 --> 00:10:53,612 I'm gonna go lay down. 204 00:10:53,696 --> 00:10:55,364 That's what losing will do to you. 205 00:10:55,447 --> 00:10:58,659 -We can play something with three. -We gotta get ready to go to the gym. 206 00:10:58,742 --> 00:11:01,954 You just wanna leave 'cause we dusted your butt! 207 00:11:02,538 --> 00:11:05,499 I think we been spending a little too much time with Pappy. 208 00:11:06,250 --> 00:11:08,794 Go grab my gloves and some water out of the kitchen. 209 00:11:08,877 --> 00:11:10,921 You really into this boxing thing, ain't you? 210 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:11,880 Sure am. 211 00:11:11,964 --> 00:11:15,718 Man, I'm telling you. She's not gonna wanna do this. 212 00:11:15,801 --> 00:11:16,760 She gonna hate you. 213 00:11:18,679 --> 00:11:21,223 I'm not taking parenting advice from the guy who told me 214 00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:23,183 that the racetrack was the zoo. 215 00:11:23,726 --> 00:11:25,644 Well, your dumb ass believed it. 216 00:11:25,728 --> 00:11:27,312 What zoo only got one animal? 217 00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:32,067 I was eight. I was just happy to hang with the guy who I heard was my father. 218 00:11:32,901 --> 00:11:35,362 Feel your feelings. She's not gonna wanna box. 219 00:11:35,446 --> 00:11:37,656 Look. I love boxing, okay? 220 00:11:37,740 --> 00:11:40,075 So, I'm gonna share that with my daughter. 221 00:11:40,159 --> 00:11:43,704 Well, don't get all the way down to the gym to find out that I'm right. 222 00:11:43,787 --> 00:11:45,831 Okay? You could do that out there in the driveway. 223 00:11:45,914 --> 00:11:48,917 Okay, works for me. Just so you can see how wrong you are. 224 00:11:49,001 --> 00:11:52,755 Yo, if you want to show me something, show me how you can make a spaghetti! 225 00:11:57,134 --> 00:11:57,968 Ooh! 226 00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:02,139 Hey! Hey! 227 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:03,056 What! 228 00:12:05,976 --> 00:12:07,478 Yeah! 229 00:12:07,561 --> 00:12:09,480 May I have my trays, please? 230 00:12:09,563 --> 00:12:12,483 That drunk woman over there is waiting for me to come back. 231 00:12:13,442 --> 00:12:15,694 I see you, Brett. 232 00:12:16,612 --> 00:12:19,198 Bring your ass over here with them spring rolls. 233 00:12:24,161 --> 00:12:26,538 Dreux. That was tight. 234 00:12:26,622 --> 00:12:28,123 -Yes. -Thank you, thank you. 235 00:12:28,207 --> 00:12:29,291 Eh, was it? 236 00:12:29,374 --> 00:12:32,252 I mean, all I heard was a loose-ass triple stroke roll. 237 00:12:32,336 --> 00:12:34,213 And don't get me started on your paradiddle. 238 00:12:34,838 --> 00:12:38,008 I'm tired. I caught a body last night. 239 00:12:39,218 --> 00:12:41,428 Don't trip. I'm a mortician. 240 00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:45,265 So, that's why your drumming so stiff. 241 00:12:46,475 --> 00:12:50,145 Same old Sticks. Always putting us down to lift us up. 242 00:12:50,229 --> 00:12:53,607 Well, you know how I do. I like to think that I led with love. 243 00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:55,943 -Why don't you lead us tonight? 244 00:12:56,026 --> 00:12:58,862 Some of the young blood wanna battle us OGs. 245 00:12:58,946 --> 00:13:01,490 -Oh, yeah? They trying to step to us? -Mm-hmm. 246 00:13:01,573 --> 00:13:03,826 Shit. 247 00:13:03,909 --> 00:13:04,910 Where they at? 248 00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:09,957 We gotta go. Come on. 249 00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:17,798 Now! 250 00:13:21,051 --> 00:13:23,846 See how I'm snapping my wrists at the end of my punch? 251 00:13:23,929 --> 00:13:24,888 Sure. 252 00:13:24,972 --> 00:13:27,641 Okay. I'm punching through my target. 253 00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:29,768 -Okay. 254 00:13:30,435 --> 00:13:32,688 I'm gonna swing and you're gonna block, okay? 255 00:13:34,773 --> 00:13:36,859 See? You're having fun. 256 00:13:36,942 --> 00:13:39,027 Yeah, I guess. 257 00:13:39,111 --> 00:13:40,445 Okay, look here. 258 00:13:40,529 --> 00:13:43,490 Okay. In this corner, cute as a button, 259 00:13:43,574 --> 00:13:47,160 nine years old, would love to be anywhere else in the world, 260 00:13:47,244 --> 00:13:49,580 it's "Sweet" Sydney Robinson! 261 00:13:49,663 --> 00:13:50,539 Will you stop? 262 00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:55,794 And in this corner, refusing to listen to his daddy, 263 00:13:55,878 --> 00:13:59,673 blind to the truth, thinks he knows every damn thing, 264 00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:01,884 is Bernard Upshaw Jr.! 265 00:14:01,967 --> 00:14:03,427 Look, just ignore him, okay? 266 00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:05,596 Now, I'm gonna go a little bit faster. 267 00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:08,265 Remember, swing, block, swing, block, okay? 268 00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:11,393 Bernard, you made your little point. Let's go in and play some Spades. 269 00:14:11,476 --> 00:14:12,603 She doesn't want to. 270 00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:14,187 Sure seems like she does. 271 00:14:14,271 --> 00:14:16,398 Would you go take care of your own kids? 272 00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:18,442 I'm trying to. He won't listen to me. 273 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:21,612 Because you don't know what you're talking about. 274 00:14:21,695 --> 00:14:23,530 I know what an unhappy child looks like. 275 00:14:23,614 --> 00:14:25,365 You should. You got four of them. 276 00:14:25,449 --> 00:14:27,826 Don't let your daddy bully you like that. 277 00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:29,536 We are having a good time. 278 00:14:30,078 --> 00:14:30,954 -Oh! -Ow! 279 00:14:31,830 --> 00:14:33,081 Now you going to jail! 280 00:14:36,418 --> 00:14:37,419 I don't get it. 281 00:14:38,629 --> 00:14:41,548 You practically begged me to come with you 282 00:14:42,841 --> 00:14:44,593 and now we're leaving? 283 00:14:45,844 --> 00:14:50,182 Look, I saw everyone, walked down memory lane and I was done. 284 00:14:50,265 --> 00:14:51,224 You're lying. 285 00:14:51,725 --> 00:14:54,102 You're trying not to say it was me. 286 00:14:54,895 --> 00:14:55,771 It's me. 287 00:14:55,854 --> 00:14:57,230 Your friends 288 00:14:57,314 --> 00:15:00,025 were all talking about how I messed up your life. 289 00:15:00,108 --> 00:15:02,069 And being here reminds you of all that. 290 00:15:02,152 --> 00:15:04,821 Being at your house reminds me of all that. 291 00:15:06,323 --> 00:15:08,158 Don't you protect me, sister. 292 00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:09,534 Don't you do it. 293 00:15:09,618 --> 00:15:14,122 You're just embarrassed because I'm a jobless… loser. 294 00:15:14,915 --> 00:15:19,586 You should just… just pull over and… and kick me out right now. 295 00:15:20,671 --> 00:15:23,131 I haven't even started the car yet. 296 00:15:28,887 --> 00:15:30,764 Look, I didn't want to drum, okay? 297 00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:32,724 Well… Who was asking you to? 298 00:15:32,808 --> 00:15:34,267 The line, drunkie. 299 00:15:35,310 --> 00:15:37,104 I haven't done it since my leg. 300 00:15:37,187 --> 00:15:38,438 Oh, Lucretia. 301 00:15:39,106 --> 00:15:40,524 Who's drunk now? 302 00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:44,111 You don't drum with your leg. 303 00:15:44,736 --> 00:15:46,154 Can you breathe that way? 304 00:15:46,822 --> 00:15:48,323 I'm getting a contact drunk. 305 00:15:50,075 --> 00:15:52,869 They want Sticks Turner, but I'm not her anymore. 306 00:15:53,495 --> 00:15:57,541 I don't know if I can do all the moves, all that body-rolling and shit. 307 00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:58,667 They're right. 308 00:15:58,750 --> 00:16:01,628 That cane in the back? That's the only stick I've got now. 309 00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:05,966 You're just scared. 310 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:11,013 Lucretia, you can do this. 311 00:16:11,096 --> 00:16:13,932 You can do this. 312 00:16:14,016 --> 00:16:17,644 And if you need some extra sticks, Sticks Turner, 313 00:16:18,228 --> 00:16:22,232 I've got these little ones from the meatballs. 314 00:16:27,571 --> 00:16:30,157 Dr. Moses, it's an emergency. 315 00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:35,746 Bernard, what are you doing with a tooth in a bag of water? 316 00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:38,415 I put it on ice but we hit traffic. Can you put it back in her? 317 00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:40,292 No, this is a baby tooth. 318 00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:41,752 It's supposed to stay out. 319 00:16:42,377 --> 00:16:44,713 First-time dads. 320 00:16:44,796 --> 00:16:47,841 See, Bernard? I told you it was already loose. 321 00:16:47,924 --> 00:16:52,012 Good. Can we go get something to eat? I've just seen a Olive Garden on the way. 322 00:16:53,388 --> 00:16:55,474 What… What's going on with Aaliyah? 323 00:16:55,557 --> 00:16:56,391 She's sad. 324 00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:58,268 Her friend broke up with her. 325 00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:00,604 Did she hit her? Because her jaw's swollen. 326 00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:02,355 -For real? -It is? 327 00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:05,442 Can you open your mouth for me, sweetie? 328 00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:06,985 Oh, I see what's going on. 329 00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:10,989 Those wisdom teeth need to come out, like, yesterday. Come with me. 330 00:17:14,076 --> 00:17:15,077 Don't look at me. 331 00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:17,788 He the one that punches kids in the face with all his might. 332 00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:24,544 Free floss. You have anything else free? 333 00:17:31,009 --> 00:17:33,095 Monique's never gonna let me see Sydney again. 334 00:17:33,178 --> 00:17:35,097 I was just trying to connect with her. 335 00:17:35,180 --> 00:17:37,015 Yeah, you connected with her all right. 336 00:17:38,308 --> 00:17:40,894 At least I brought my kid to the dentist. 337 00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:42,145 True. 338 00:17:42,229 --> 00:17:44,815 My kid was walking around looking like Don Corleone. 339 00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:48,610 It's not easy having a kid's mom who has a Taser and a gun. 340 00:17:49,152 --> 00:17:51,279 Well, my kid's mama has a Lucretia. 341 00:17:52,197 --> 00:17:54,866 I just wanted her to like a thing that I like. 342 00:17:54,950 --> 00:17:57,244 No, you just wanted to be the dad that you didn't have. 343 00:17:57,327 --> 00:17:59,621 That's stupid. All I wanted was for her to… 344 00:18:00,539 --> 00:18:01,665 Oh, shit. 345 00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:05,252 I just thought this fatherhood thing was gonna be easier. 346 00:18:05,335 --> 00:18:07,629 No, it sucks. Except when it doesn't. 347 00:18:07,712 --> 00:18:09,047 Yeah, I get that. 348 00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:11,424 Cut yourself some slack. You're doing a good job. 349 00:18:11,508 --> 00:18:12,551 Thanks, Pop. 350 00:18:13,885 --> 00:18:16,138 And you a better father than I gave you credit for. 351 00:18:16,221 --> 00:18:18,932 I mean, you never accidentally punched me in the face. 352 00:18:19,808 --> 00:18:21,518 You don't remember the state fair? 353 00:18:22,018 --> 00:18:22,936 No. 354 00:18:23,019 --> 00:18:23,979 Neither do I. 355 00:18:29,276 --> 00:18:30,318 Hi, Daddy. 356 00:18:31,486 --> 00:18:33,029 Daddy. 357 00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:35,323 That's a fun word. 358 00:18:36,324 --> 00:18:38,910 Daddy! 359 00:18:39,494 --> 00:18:41,037 She on that good stuff. 360 00:18:41,121 --> 00:18:42,873 Is there anything left in the tank? 361 00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:44,249 Ooh. 362 00:18:44,332 --> 00:18:47,085 We could film a reel for her Insta. She can post it and go viral. 363 00:18:47,169 --> 00:18:50,172 -That'll cheer her up. -All right. Yeah, that'll be funny. 364 00:18:50,255 --> 00:18:51,756 -Look, here's her phone. -Yeah. 365 00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:57,053 Aaliyah, how you feeling, baby girl? 366 00:18:57,637 --> 00:18:59,472 I'm feeling everything, 367 00:18:59,556 --> 00:19:02,142 and everything feeling me back. 368 00:19:02,225 --> 00:19:03,393 Ya feel me? 369 00:19:05,270 --> 00:19:08,565 Except Savannah. That feels sad. 370 00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:12,110 I miss you, Savannah, where'd you go? 371 00:19:13,153 --> 00:19:16,156 All for that fake, stupid Steph Greene. 372 00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:19,784 She be stealing. 373 00:19:21,161 --> 00:19:22,287 She's not cool. 374 00:19:23,038 --> 00:19:24,331 Savannah's cool. 375 00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:26,583 Ice cool. 376 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,461 She was my best friend, 377 00:19:30,045 --> 00:19:32,214 and I was so mean to her. 378 00:19:33,298 --> 00:19:36,176 Mean, mean, mean. 379 00:19:38,470 --> 00:19:40,305 Don't bring no more kids home, okay? 380 00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:41,973 No, we can't post this. 381 00:19:42,891 --> 00:19:44,935 Wait a minute, is that live? 382 00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:46,603 -Oh, shoot. -Shut it off! 383 00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,146 -I did! -The hell's wrong with you? 384 00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:50,690 If Aaliyah finds out, we'll just blame it on Maya. 385 00:19:51,608 --> 00:19:52,984 Oh, shit, Maya! 386 00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:57,280 Man! You guys are really good hiders. 387 00:19:57,364 --> 00:19:58,823 But I'mma find you! 388 00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:12,462 Savannah? 389 00:20:13,004 --> 00:20:14,923 Oh, man. Am I still high? 390 00:20:17,175 --> 00:20:18,260 Ouch! 391 00:20:18,343 --> 00:20:21,596 Yes. I'm really here. And I brought you ice cream. 392 00:20:22,347 --> 00:20:23,390 Why? 393 00:20:23,473 --> 00:20:24,557 What'd you put in it? 394 00:20:25,225 --> 00:20:26,893 Just rat poison and broken glass. 395 00:20:27,686 --> 00:20:28,853 Nothing, you weirdo. 396 00:20:28,937 --> 00:20:31,106 It's vanilla. It's so lame that's your favorite. 397 00:20:32,065 --> 00:20:34,609 What's happening right now? Don't you hate me? 398 00:20:34,693 --> 00:20:35,568 I did. 399 00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:37,821 Till I saw your Instagram Live. 400 00:20:38,488 --> 00:20:40,573 So, we doing bowls or straight from the carton? 401 00:20:40,657 --> 00:20:42,367 -Bowls. Duh. 402 00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:46,663 Wait. What Instagram Live? 403 00:21:02,887 --> 00:21:03,722 Whoo! 404 00:21:36,421 --> 00:21:37,630 Whoo! 405 00:21:58,109 --> 00:21:59,069 Y'all got old. 406 00:22:00,445 --> 00:22:01,696 I'm not old. 407 00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:04,699 But my pressure's up like a mud. 408 00:22:04,783 --> 00:22:08,578 If I put my arm in there, that shit would explode. 409 00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:11,790 Quit bogarting the Icy Hot. Here, take the Advil. 410 00:22:11,873 --> 00:22:14,751 The important thing is we did this shit. 411 00:22:15,710 --> 00:22:17,253 Y'all made me proud tonight. 412 00:22:19,381 --> 00:22:20,924 You, not so much. 413 00:22:24,135 --> 00:22:27,263 Damn it, Satie. Stop shaking the Advil. 414 00:22:27,347 --> 00:22:28,765 People got a headache. 415 00:22:28,848 --> 00:22:32,310 Quit smoking weed in the basement and hiding from your kids. 416 00:22:32,394 --> 00:22:33,395 Fix your life. 417 00:22:33,478 --> 00:22:35,730 I will. Tomorrow. 418 00:22:36,523 --> 00:22:38,191 I'm sleeping here tonight. 419 00:22:38,733 --> 00:22:40,276 Oh, I need a pillow. 420 00:22:47,784 --> 00:22:48,618 Oh, yeah. 421 00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:51,663 Uh… 422 00:22:51,746 --> 00:22:57,001 So, recently I was at a CVS and something hit me. 423 00:22:58,378 --> 00:23:02,924 I realize now that the way that I quit was unprofessional. 424 00:23:04,259 --> 00:23:05,760 You didn't deserve that. 425 00:23:05,844 --> 00:23:08,471 Well, it takes a big woman to admit she was insane. 426 00:23:13,184 --> 00:23:16,312 Mmm, I think I said I was, uh… 427 00:23:16,938 --> 00:23:18,815 I deserve that. 428 00:23:18,898 --> 00:23:19,732 So, I just… 429 00:23:19,816 --> 00:23:21,651 You know, I… I appreciate you, Sheila, 430 00:23:21,734 --> 00:23:23,862 coming down here so that I could tell you that. 431 00:23:23,945 --> 00:23:28,116 Oh, no worries. Part of why I came is I may have a job opportunity for you. 432 00:23:28,199 --> 00:23:30,243 Mm. At Mercy General? 433 00:23:30,326 --> 00:23:31,161 No. 434 00:23:31,244 --> 00:23:32,495 That ship has sailed. 435 00:23:35,415 --> 00:23:37,917 It's a chief administrator position. 436 00:23:38,001 --> 00:23:40,628 As soon as I heard about it, I thought of you. 437 00:23:41,421 --> 00:23:44,007 Sheila! Oh, thank you. 438 00:23:44,090 --> 00:23:47,177 Thank you. Thank you so much. 439 00:23:47,260 --> 00:23:50,305 Girl, I always knew you was a real one. 440 00:23:54,476 --> 00:23:55,852 That bitch.