1 00:00:06,049 --> 00:00:08,009 [funky instrumental music playing] 2 00:00:13,681 --> 00:00:17,518 I hate coming to city-county. It smell too much like court. 3 00:00:18,102 --> 00:00:19,604 We gotta file this paperwork 4 00:00:19,687 --> 00:00:22,565 so the city will cover the damage from the water main break. 5 00:00:22,648 --> 00:00:23,983 [Bennie sighs] 6 00:00:24,067 --> 00:00:27,070 I got the munchies. You got any old lady candy in that purse? 7 00:00:27,653 --> 00:00:28,988 I hate that I do. 8 00:00:30,239 --> 00:00:32,200 Peppermint or butterscotch or something. 9 00:00:32,283 --> 00:00:33,743 Here. Have a LifeSaver. 10 00:00:33,826 --> 00:00:35,703 A green one? I don't want that one. 11 00:00:35,787 --> 00:00:37,205 Would you stop complaining? 12 00:00:37,997 --> 00:00:39,332 You haven't done anything. 13 00:00:39,415 --> 00:00:43,044 I gave myself carpal tunnel from filling out all these damn forms. 14 00:00:43,628 --> 00:00:44,545 [beeping] 15 00:00:44,629 --> 00:00:45,671 Ooh. 16 00:00:45,755 --> 00:00:47,131 Time for my break. 17 00:00:48,174 --> 00:00:50,009 -[woman] Uh… -Not today, Satan. 18 00:00:51,511 --> 00:00:55,014 We've been standing out here all morning, you're gonna look at these. 19 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:03,189 Business interruption claims need to go to window four. 20 00:01:03,856 --> 00:01:05,608 Where the hell is window four? 21 00:01:07,193 --> 00:01:08,861 Can't you slide these over there? 22 00:01:18,663 --> 00:01:19,539 I got this. 23 00:01:21,707 --> 00:01:24,502 Millicent. Can I call you Millie? 24 00:01:25,086 --> 00:01:26,337 I'd rather you didn't. 25 00:01:28,297 --> 00:01:29,507 Millie, girl… 26 00:01:30,591 --> 00:01:33,344 You too fine to be sending me down there to window four. 27 00:01:35,054 --> 00:01:36,764 This sexist shit ain't gonna fly. 28 00:01:38,141 --> 00:01:41,602 Okay. Let me see what I can do for you. 29 00:01:42,186 --> 00:01:44,689 See? This why we'll never break that glass ceiling. 30 00:01:46,899 --> 00:01:49,569 -Everything looks good here. -Fantastic. 31 00:01:49,652 --> 00:01:53,114 Except these need to be completed in blue ink. 32 00:01:53,197 --> 00:01:55,992 Blue pens are by window four. 33 00:01:57,618 --> 00:01:58,870 What if he smacks your ass? 34 00:02:00,997 --> 00:02:02,623 What if I smack your ass? 35 00:02:04,167 --> 00:02:05,251 [vocalizing] 36 00:02:05,334 --> 00:02:06,711 ♪ Solid as a rock ♪ 37 00:02:06,794 --> 00:02:08,588 [vocalizing] 38 00:02:08,671 --> 00:02:11,591 ♪ Solid ♪ 39 00:02:11,674 --> 00:02:13,593 [funky instrumental music playing] 40 00:02:13,676 --> 00:02:15,469 [both laughing] 41 00:02:15,553 --> 00:02:18,014 Oh, this has been just wonderful. 42 00:02:18,097 --> 00:02:20,516 I don't know how Mercy General let you get away. 43 00:02:20,600 --> 00:02:23,561 I know, right? I hated to leave. [chuckles] 44 00:02:23,644 --> 00:02:26,564 They had to practically drag me up out of there. [chuckles] 45 00:02:27,398 --> 00:02:29,192 But I needed something more challenging. 46 00:02:29,275 --> 00:02:30,735 I really admire that. 47 00:02:31,777 --> 00:02:37,408 I probably shouldn't tell you this, but you're like the Beyoncé of billing. 48 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:41,078 Well, I've had a bunch of other interviews, 49 00:02:41,162 --> 00:02:42,997 so you better put a ring on it. 50 00:02:45,750 --> 00:02:47,460 [laughs] Thank you for coming in. 51 00:02:47,543 --> 00:02:48,920 Oh, my pleasure. 52 00:02:49,003 --> 00:02:53,090 Uh, did I mention that my house is only 4.3 miles from here? 53 00:02:53,174 --> 00:02:55,092 You did. Twice. 54 00:02:55,176 --> 00:02:56,552 [both chuckle] 55 00:02:57,261 --> 00:02:59,388 The Ken Jennings Almanac? 56 00:02:59,972 --> 00:03:01,766 "The Big Quiz Book"? 57 00:03:01,849 --> 00:03:05,269 Carlotta, are you a fellow trivia buff? 58 00:03:05,353 --> 00:03:06,479 Yes, indeed. 59 00:03:06,562 --> 00:03:09,607 The more useless the knowledge, the more I want it in my brain. 60 00:03:10,399 --> 00:03:12,944 Chief export of Sri Lanka? 61 00:03:13,027 --> 00:03:15,488 Shoot! Textiles. 62 00:03:16,614 --> 00:03:17,823 Who doesn't know that? 63 00:03:19,909 --> 00:03:21,911 National animal of Scotland? 64 00:03:23,079 --> 00:03:24,121 The unicorn. 65 00:03:24,205 --> 00:03:26,707 -[laughs] -You got to come harder than that. 66 00:03:26,791 --> 00:03:29,794 Carlotta, don't make me dust you up in here when I'm trying to get a job. 67 00:03:30,920 --> 00:03:34,215 Oh, I am really looking forward to working with you. Ooh! 68 00:03:34,966 --> 00:03:38,761 I would hire you for this banana bread alone. 69 00:03:38,844 --> 00:03:40,221 Well, then go ahead, 70 00:03:40,304 --> 00:03:43,057 'cause I will bring you a loaf every Friday. 71 00:03:43,140 --> 00:03:44,850 -Mmm. -[chuckles] With lemonade. 72 00:03:45,893 --> 00:03:48,271 'Cause you called me the Beyoncé of… 73 00:03:49,605 --> 00:03:51,315 I'mma just exit to the left. 74 00:03:51,399 --> 00:03:54,026 [funky instrumental music playing] 75 00:03:57,405 --> 00:03:58,698 Thank God that's over. 76 00:04:00,032 --> 00:04:01,659 So, when do we get our money? 77 00:04:01,742 --> 00:04:04,453 Do they do direct deposit or do we got to pick it up? 78 00:04:04,537 --> 00:04:06,163 They leave it under your pillow. 79 00:04:08,249 --> 00:04:11,836 Bennie, they haven't even decided if they're going to give it to us yet. 80 00:04:11,919 --> 00:04:14,046 You might have to sext with Millie. 81 00:04:15,298 --> 00:04:18,050 No, no. I… I'm just surprised. 82 00:04:18,134 --> 00:04:19,760 I'm shocked, honestly, 83 00:04:19,844 --> 00:04:22,888 because… [sighs] Carlotta just seemed impressed. 84 00:04:24,307 --> 00:04:26,684 Well, I understand. 85 00:04:28,269 --> 00:04:29,729 Thank you for considering me. 86 00:04:30,646 --> 00:04:31,689 [sighs] 87 00:04:31,772 --> 00:04:34,025 You should consider kissing my ass. 88 00:04:34,692 --> 00:04:38,654 -Damn, baby, you didn't get another one? -Why you gotta say it like that? 89 00:04:39,322 --> 00:04:42,575 The market's crazy competitive, okay? 90 00:04:43,576 --> 00:04:46,954 I can't get anything and I'm the Beyoncé of interviews. 91 00:04:47,038 --> 00:04:50,333 Oh, Regina, you not saying that in the interviews, are you? 92 00:04:51,542 --> 00:04:55,254 They're saying it. You know what? I know I'mma get a job. 93 00:04:55,338 --> 00:04:59,175 And in the meantime, I'mma enjoy my funemployment. 94 00:04:59,258 --> 00:05:01,635 I got a mani-pedi on Wednesday, 95 00:05:01,719 --> 00:05:03,846 a trivia tournament on Thursday 96 00:05:03,929 --> 00:05:06,932 and I'mma day drink on Friday, just 'cause. 97 00:05:07,016 --> 00:05:08,225 [chuckles] 98 00:05:08,309 --> 00:05:10,186 Well, I'll holler at you on Friday. 99 00:05:11,562 --> 00:05:14,148 Look, you gonna have to get a job too. 100 00:05:14,231 --> 00:05:17,651 With the shop being closed, we can't afford to pay everybody. 101 00:05:17,735 --> 00:05:18,778 Fire Tony. 102 00:05:19,445 --> 00:05:22,823 Shit, we can't fire Duck. He's on parole. 103 00:05:22,907 --> 00:05:26,327 I can't send him to jail twice. He got a key to this house. 104 00:05:27,661 --> 00:05:31,874 Well, that'll be the new homeowner's problem if you don't find a job. 105 00:05:32,458 --> 00:05:34,710 [scoffs] I ain't built for no nine-to-five. 106 00:05:35,252 --> 00:05:37,254 You can barely do nine-to-ten. 107 00:05:37,338 --> 00:05:40,841 We saying the same thing, but it's for my family. 108 00:05:40,925 --> 00:05:42,593 A man got to do what he gotta do. 109 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:44,011 -Hmm! That's my man. -[chuckles] 110 00:05:44,095 --> 00:05:47,640 Listen, don't feel bad if you don't land something right away. 111 00:05:48,224 --> 00:05:50,810 [funky instrumental music playing] 112 00:05:51,727 --> 00:05:54,271 Well, your man starts at Lexus tomorrow. 113 00:05:55,064 --> 00:05:58,442 Are you shitting me? That's your first interview. 114 00:05:58,526 --> 00:06:00,444 And they kept me for a whole half hour 115 00:06:00,945 --> 00:06:03,739 and gave me something called a signing bonus. 116 00:06:06,242 --> 00:06:09,370 I can't buy a job, and they paying you to take one? 117 00:06:10,037 --> 00:06:11,205 Seem like that. 118 00:06:11,288 --> 00:06:16,001 [slowly] You got a job before me. 119 00:06:16,085 --> 00:06:17,795 Why you talking like Duck? 120 00:06:18,963 --> 00:06:21,632 [in normal voice] No, I… I'm having a hard time. 121 00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:24,552 Shit, me too. I got a job today. 122 00:06:24,635 --> 00:06:25,886 You know what, baby? 123 00:06:25,970 --> 00:06:29,723 Why don't you take your mind off both our troubles and make me a meat loaf? 124 00:06:29,807 --> 00:06:31,600 [cell phone ringing] 125 00:06:32,351 --> 00:06:34,770 Ah. St. Charles Medical. 126 00:06:34,854 --> 00:06:37,898 Regina Upshaw. Hit me with that good news. 127 00:06:39,316 --> 00:06:40,317 Uh-huh… 128 00:06:41,318 --> 00:06:42,194 Uh-huh. 129 00:06:43,195 --> 00:06:45,072 8:00 a.m., Monday. I'll be there. 130 00:06:45,990 --> 00:06:46,824 [ends call] 131 00:06:46,907 --> 00:06:49,869 They were reminding me… of my mammogram. 132 00:06:51,328 --> 00:06:52,788 My ego has been crushed. 133 00:06:53,456 --> 00:06:55,374 May as well get my titties squeezed. 134 00:06:55,458 --> 00:06:59,378 [funky instrumental music playing] 135 00:06:59,462 --> 00:07:01,714 Hey, where you been? [laughs] 136 00:07:01,797 --> 00:07:02,965 Not hanging with you. 137 00:07:03,048 --> 00:07:04,049 Wait, wait, wait… 138 00:07:04,633 --> 00:07:06,886 I saw you break your pencil in history today. 139 00:07:06,969 --> 00:07:07,803 [Savannah] Mm-hmm. 140 00:07:07,887 --> 00:07:10,639 So, I brought you a copy of my notes in case you missed anything. 141 00:07:10,723 --> 00:07:13,058 That's a lame excuse, even for you. 142 00:07:14,518 --> 00:07:17,146 -I did miss the last three bullet points. -See? 143 00:07:17,229 --> 00:07:20,399 I knew it. I can't have my girl only knowing one root cause 144 00:07:20,483 --> 00:07:22,443 of the Spanish-American War. 145 00:07:23,402 --> 00:07:28,282 We both know the only reason you're here is because Steph and her crew curved you. 146 00:07:28,365 --> 00:07:29,783 That is not true. 147 00:07:29,867 --> 00:07:34,413 -[chuckles] -But, I mean, yeah, they iced me out, 148 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:37,791 and turned half of the freshman class against me, 149 00:07:37,875 --> 00:07:39,585 but that's not why I'm here. 150 00:07:40,377 --> 00:07:41,545 I miss you, Vannah. 151 00:07:41,629 --> 00:07:42,796 [laughs] 152 00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:45,257 Oh, so now you like my nickname idea? 153 00:07:45,341 --> 00:07:47,009 Look, we had some good times, 154 00:07:47,092 --> 00:07:49,428 but I'm not finna be your booty call bestie. 155 00:07:50,888 --> 00:07:52,139 Thanks for these, though. 156 00:07:52,223 --> 00:07:55,226 But from here on out, we good where we are. 157 00:07:57,228 --> 00:07:59,522 Fine, I don't need you. 158 00:07:59,605 --> 00:08:01,607 I have plenty of friends. 159 00:08:01,690 --> 00:08:02,942 Hey, friend. 160 00:08:10,157 --> 00:08:11,909 [Bennie humming] 161 00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:15,454 Hey, Josh, I finished the work on that SC430. 162 00:08:15,538 --> 00:08:18,791 Man! Are you going for employee of the month on your first day? 163 00:08:18,874 --> 00:08:21,126 You haven't stopped since you clocked in. 164 00:08:21,210 --> 00:08:24,880 Company policy, you're supposed to take a 15-minute break every hour. 165 00:08:25,548 --> 00:08:26,382 I am? 166 00:08:26,465 --> 00:08:29,343 Yeah. That's why we all go to the lounge. 167 00:08:30,135 --> 00:08:33,973 -What the hell's the lounge? -They didn't tell you in orientation? 168 00:08:34,807 --> 00:08:36,308 What the hell is orientation? 169 00:08:36,392 --> 00:08:37,226 [laughs] 170 00:08:40,229 --> 00:08:43,732 I guess I got to start listening to people when they talk to me. 171 00:08:47,486 --> 00:08:50,614 Oh, cookies, ping-pong… 172 00:08:51,448 --> 00:08:53,909 So, this is where everybody's running off to. 173 00:08:53,993 --> 00:08:55,953 I just assumed everybody had a drug problem. 174 00:08:57,288 --> 00:08:59,540 Hey, Bennie, you up for a game? 175 00:08:59,623 --> 00:09:00,583 [chuckles] 176 00:09:00,666 --> 00:09:01,750 You know it. 177 00:09:01,834 --> 00:09:03,085 Who the hell's that? 178 00:09:04,461 --> 00:09:06,672 That's Greg. He ran orientation. 179 00:09:09,091 --> 00:09:11,260 Oh, my God. A massage chair. What the… 180 00:09:12,553 --> 00:09:13,470 Oh! 181 00:09:13,554 --> 00:09:14,388 God… 182 00:09:14,471 --> 00:09:15,889 Look at this. 183 00:09:15,973 --> 00:09:17,057 Man, look at this. 184 00:09:17,141 --> 00:09:18,267 [beeps] 185 00:09:18,350 --> 00:09:23,689 -[motor whirring] -Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 186 00:09:24,857 --> 00:09:26,734 I could leave my wife for this chair. 187 00:09:26,817 --> 00:09:28,819 [funky instrumental music playing] 188 00:09:33,032 --> 00:09:38,579 What is the 10th largest state capital in the United States? Atlanta. 189 00:09:39,622 --> 00:09:41,498 Ooh, come on, me. 190 00:09:41,582 --> 00:09:43,584 [laughs] You better challenge yourself. 191 00:09:43,667 --> 00:09:46,420 [clicks tongue] They ain't ready for me at trivia tonight. 192 00:09:46,503 --> 00:09:47,963 -[chuckles] -[Maya grunts] 193 00:09:48,589 --> 00:09:49,840 Is Aaliyah around? 194 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:53,218 What are you doing there? 195 00:09:53,302 --> 00:09:54,136 [sighs] 196 00:09:54,887 --> 00:09:56,555 Trying not to be her only friend. 197 00:09:57,056 --> 00:09:58,807 I have to pee. Gotta risk it. 198 00:10:00,726 --> 00:10:03,771 There you are, friend. Tag, you're it. 199 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:06,482 Okay. You better run. 200 00:10:06,565 --> 00:10:07,483 [Aaliyah chuckles] 201 00:10:08,150 --> 00:10:09,568 I'll pee at Miss Shirley's. 202 00:10:09,652 --> 00:10:12,404 Ah, do not pet her cross-eyed cat. 203 00:10:12,488 --> 00:10:13,322 I know. 204 00:10:13,822 --> 00:10:15,616 -[Bernard] Where you going? -Miss Shirley's. 205 00:10:15,699 --> 00:10:17,451 -Don't pet that cross-eyed-- -I know. 206 00:10:18,911 --> 00:10:21,163 Hey, Ma. How's it going? 207 00:10:21,246 --> 00:10:22,456 You out of groceries again? 208 00:10:22,539 --> 00:10:25,501 I ain't got nothing but baking soda and I think that's expired. 209 00:10:25,584 --> 00:10:26,418 [laughs] 210 00:10:26,502 --> 00:10:30,255 Well, you can share the pizza with the girls. I got trivia tonight. 211 00:10:30,339 --> 00:10:32,466 Thought you were dressed for a job interview. 212 00:10:32,549 --> 00:10:34,218 [scoffs] Bump a job. 213 00:10:34,301 --> 00:10:37,471 I got more important things to focus on, like winning a trophy. 214 00:10:37,554 --> 00:10:39,723 Come on, ask your mama a question. 215 00:10:39,807 --> 00:10:40,766 Okay. 216 00:10:41,475 --> 00:10:44,103 Why is my mama not out looking for a job? 217 00:10:44,603 --> 00:10:45,896 -Tanzania. -What? 218 00:10:47,064 --> 00:10:49,942 Oh, I wasn't listening to you, I was reading my book again. 219 00:10:50,025 --> 00:10:52,486 You're kinda putting a lot on this trivia tournament. 220 00:10:52,569 --> 00:10:54,655 -Is there prize money? -No. 221 00:10:55,531 --> 00:10:56,407 Thomas Edison. 222 00:10:56,490 --> 00:10:58,409 Maybe he can help keep your power on. 223 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:01,620 You are distracting me with all that job talk. 224 00:11:01,704 --> 00:11:03,664 I'm trying to keep my eye on the prize. 225 00:11:03,747 --> 00:11:05,374 You just said there was no prize. 226 00:11:06,375 --> 00:11:07,334 Distraction. 227 00:11:08,919 --> 00:11:11,630 Where the heck is Maya? Ain't nobody chasing me. 228 00:11:11,714 --> 00:11:13,757 Mom, where's my old Girl Scout uniform? 229 00:11:13,841 --> 00:11:17,261 There's a troop on the corner selling cookies. I'm gonna go blend in. 230 00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:21,765 [funky instrumental music playing] 231 00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:25,978 Boy, this place really got hit. 232 00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:30,733 [sighs] Yeah, the water was up to my waist and your mustache. 233 00:11:32,484 --> 00:11:35,112 Well, I guess that explains how you got water on the brain. 234 00:11:35,863 --> 00:11:37,781 Just plug in the dehumidifier. 235 00:11:38,699 --> 00:11:40,701 [Tony humming] 236 00:11:40,784 --> 00:11:43,454 Tony, what are you doing here? We fired you. 237 00:11:44,329 --> 00:11:47,791 Oh, my girl wants me out of the house for eight hours, working or not. 238 00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:50,377 I came here to skate, but didn't wanna interrupt the service. 239 00:11:50,461 --> 00:11:52,045 The service? What service? 240 00:11:52,129 --> 00:11:53,630 [distant singing] 241 00:11:53,714 --> 00:11:56,383 Oh, sounds like they're at the altar call. I better lace up. 242 00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:01,180 [man on speakers] ♪ Amen ♪ 243 00:12:01,805 --> 00:12:06,977 ♪ Amen ♪ 244 00:12:07,811 --> 00:12:09,813 What a joyful noise. 245 00:12:09,897 --> 00:12:12,775 Let the love of Christ flow through you. 246 00:12:12,858 --> 00:12:14,234 What the hell is this shit? 247 00:12:14,777 --> 00:12:16,028 I'm not with him. 248 00:12:17,738 --> 00:12:19,865 I think we should take a moment of prayer. 249 00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:23,076 Everybody, bow your heads and cover your ears. 250 00:12:24,870 --> 00:12:27,706 Why you acting like a pastor at a crystal meth cathedral? 251 00:12:28,916 --> 00:12:30,584 I heard the call. 252 00:12:31,460 --> 00:12:33,003 God led me here. 253 00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:36,173 Plus, Lucretia said we couldn't do it in her laundry room no more. 254 00:12:36,757 --> 00:12:38,717 Duck, that was six months ago. 255 00:12:38,801 --> 00:12:41,345 I mean, how long have you been doing this in our shop? 256 00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:42,429 Six months. 257 00:12:43,055 --> 00:12:47,601 And ironically, we had just got to Noah's Ark when the shop got flooded. 258 00:12:47,684 --> 00:12:49,478 Ain't God funny? [chuckles] 259 00:12:49,561 --> 00:12:52,356 Duck, we trying to get this place back open, right? 260 00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:55,317 We can't have all these lost souls hanging around here. 261 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:56,860 Lucretia, let the man preach. 262 00:12:56,944 --> 00:12:59,071 At least let him pass his collection plate. 263 00:12:59,154 --> 00:13:01,406 Oh, I don't collect money from my church. 264 00:13:01,490 --> 00:13:03,075 Then why they using our lights? 265 00:13:03,742 --> 00:13:04,576 I got this, come on. 266 00:13:04,660 --> 00:13:06,578 [imitating preacher] Brothers and sisters! 267 00:13:06,662 --> 00:13:09,331 I said, brothers and sisters. 268 00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:14,002 Let the spirit rise you on up, move you straight to that door. 269 00:13:14,086 --> 00:13:15,921 [in normal voice] Let's go. Move to that door. 270 00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:19,550 You don't gotta get saved at home, but you can't get saved here. 271 00:13:19,633 --> 00:13:22,719 Let the door hit you where the good Lord split you. 272 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:28,225 [clears throat] Hey, man, let me get communion before I leave. 273 00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:30,269 Oh, yeah, I'm not fully ordained. 274 00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:33,814 I can't administer the body of Christ. 275 00:13:34,439 --> 00:13:36,233 Just toss me some bread, man, I'm hungry. 276 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:38,485 Or at least some after-church donuts and coffee. 277 00:13:38,569 --> 00:13:40,237 You know this ain't AA right? 278 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:43,699 Oh, those drunks have donuts? Later, gator. 279 00:13:46,910 --> 00:13:50,497 All right, now that that's over, we got a lot of work to do around here. 280 00:13:50,581 --> 00:13:53,667 First up, Duck, break down your sanctuary. 281 00:13:54,251 --> 00:13:56,503 Bennie, check all the lift hoses. 282 00:13:56,587 --> 00:13:58,463 Oh, and start patching up the walls. 283 00:13:58,547 --> 00:14:01,216 Also, check the floor drains for any small animals 284 00:14:01,300 --> 00:14:03,886 'cause I don't know what washed up in here. 285 00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:07,097 You know what? It's always something with this place. 286 00:14:07,723 --> 00:14:10,475 We get inspected, sued, flooding… 287 00:14:10,559 --> 00:14:13,770 I think God's trying to tell us something and I'm ready to hear him out. 288 00:14:13,854 --> 00:14:15,772 Oh, so you can have a calling? 289 00:14:18,859 --> 00:14:21,278 So, what? You just gonna walk away? 290 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:22,487 Why not? 291 00:14:23,614 --> 00:14:24,990 This place is trouble. 292 00:14:26,575 --> 00:14:28,327 Let Duck have it as a church, 293 00:14:28,410 --> 00:14:31,496 or you can open up a nail salon, like you always talk about. 294 00:14:33,081 --> 00:14:34,625 -Are you serious? -Yeah. 295 00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:36,084 Regina needs a job. 296 00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:39,254 Y'all could be in here picking out colors. 297 00:14:39,338 --> 00:14:42,424 Ugh, I want so much more for Regina. 298 00:14:45,135 --> 00:14:49,932 Man, all I know is I wasn't doing nothing here that I wasn't doing at Lexus. 299 00:14:50,015 --> 00:14:53,018 It's stress-free. Got them warm cookies. 300 00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:56,521 Matter of fact, I gotta go pick out my tacos for Taco Thursday. 301 00:14:57,105 --> 00:14:58,774 It's Taco Tuesday, idiot. 302 00:14:59,358 --> 00:15:01,068 Yeah, we get 'em twice a week. 303 00:15:01,610 --> 00:15:03,737 That's how my man Josh do it down at Lexus. 304 00:15:04,655 --> 00:15:07,074 [funky instrumental music playing] 305 00:15:08,033 --> 00:15:08,951 [Bernard groans] 306 00:15:09,034 --> 00:15:10,577 Come on, Bernard. 307 00:15:10,661 --> 00:15:13,205 Two truths and a lie. Guess which one's made up. 308 00:15:13,288 --> 00:15:16,208 Let me go home and think about it and I'll let you know tomorrow. 309 00:15:16,291 --> 00:15:18,085 I bet it's not the one you think it is. 310 00:15:18,168 --> 00:15:19,836 Then you win. Good game. 311 00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:24,049 -[door opens and closes] -[sighs loudly] 312 00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:26,259 I'm so glad I don't have kids. 313 00:15:27,052 --> 00:15:27,886 Oh, wait… 314 00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:31,765 Take a minute to kick in, don't it? 315 00:15:33,725 --> 00:15:34,893 Have a beer, son. 316 00:15:36,812 --> 00:15:37,646 Thanks. 317 00:15:39,982 --> 00:15:41,400 Lexus catalog, huh? 318 00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:44,027 They giving you homework at that job? 319 00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:45,070 [Bennie chuckles] 320 00:15:45,153 --> 00:15:47,364 No, but they damn near giving me everything else. 321 00:15:48,198 --> 00:15:53,161 Health insurance, no paperwork, a hundred percent no Lucretia. [chuckles] 322 00:15:54,204 --> 00:15:55,914 Never thought I'd hear you talk like this. 323 00:15:55,998 --> 00:15:57,290 You know I hate Lucretia. 324 00:15:58,583 --> 00:16:00,669 No, I meant working for somebody else. 325 00:16:00,752 --> 00:16:02,546 Oh, yeah. That surprised me too. 326 00:16:04,047 --> 00:16:04,923 [beer can opens] 327 00:16:05,007 --> 00:16:07,676 It will be kind of weird not having you at the garage. 328 00:16:08,885 --> 00:16:12,055 I don't know if I ever told you this, but I always liked saying, 329 00:16:12,139 --> 00:16:14,683 "I'm going down to my dad's garage." 330 00:16:14,766 --> 00:16:15,600 Yeah? 331 00:16:16,601 --> 00:16:18,979 Man, you know damn well you ain't never told me that. 332 00:16:19,062 --> 00:16:19,896 [both chuckle] 333 00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:22,607 All right. You're right, I did know. 334 00:16:23,358 --> 00:16:26,319 And now I can do some things like have a beer with my boy. 335 00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:29,114 Didn't you set your own hours at the shop? 336 00:16:29,197 --> 00:16:31,199 -[Bennie] Yeah. -Could've been kicking like this. 337 00:16:31,283 --> 00:16:32,951 Boy, you want a free beer or not? 338 00:16:33,035 --> 00:16:35,704 Yes, please. All I got at home is baking soda. 339 00:16:37,205 --> 00:16:38,206 [sighs] 340 00:16:38,290 --> 00:16:41,835 You know, I've been actually thinking about starting my own thing. 341 00:16:42,419 --> 00:16:44,880 Oh, yeah, like delivering shit by yourself? 342 00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:46,757 What you gonna call it, "Just You PS"? 343 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:48,133 [laughs] 344 00:16:48,717 --> 00:16:51,970 A boxing gym, but way to mess up a nice moment. 345 00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:53,889 No, a gym, that's cool for you. 346 00:16:53,972 --> 00:16:56,475 I like that. That… that's cool for you, a gym. 347 00:16:56,558 --> 00:16:59,478 Yeah, you know, maybe I could pass it down to Sydney one day. 348 00:16:59,561 --> 00:17:01,313 I don't know. It's probably dumb. 349 00:17:01,396 --> 00:17:03,899 No, having your own shit ain't dumb. 350 00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:08,028 [door opens] 351 00:17:09,613 --> 00:17:10,864 I heard a lull. 352 00:17:12,449 --> 00:17:13,950 Anybody wanna pick a number? 353 00:17:15,619 --> 00:17:16,870 Did you wash the dishes? 354 00:17:17,454 --> 00:17:18,789 [Aaliyah] Mm-mmm. 355 00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:22,292 [funky instrumental music playing] 356 00:17:25,003 --> 00:17:27,422 [soft music playing on speakers] 357 00:17:28,006 --> 00:17:29,216 Cretia. 358 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,512 You told me we were meeting at a bar. 359 00:17:33,595 --> 00:17:35,013 This is a bar. 360 00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:37,307 But they ruined it with trivia. 361 00:17:37,849 --> 00:17:39,601 Call me when you're day drinking. 362 00:17:40,352 --> 00:17:41,812 Lucretia, wait a second. 363 00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:47,317 Anna cancelled last minute, okay? I can't compete without a partner. Please. 364 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:51,696 You buy all my drinks and I don't answer anything. 365 00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:53,073 -Deal. -[mic feedback] 366 00:17:53,156 --> 00:17:57,702 Let's get down to quiz-ness! 367 00:17:57,786 --> 00:17:59,121 [cheering] 368 00:17:59,204 --> 00:18:00,872 Yeah! Whoo-hoo! 369 00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,794 Quick, let's think up a good team name. 370 00:18:05,877 --> 00:18:08,463 How about Team This Some Bullshit? 371 00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:11,758 [funky instrumental music playing] 372 00:18:12,384 --> 00:18:16,388 So, the part itself costs about $100, but the labor is gonna run you $450. 373 00:18:16,471 --> 00:18:19,391 Hey, Josh. Might I have a word with you? 374 00:18:20,475 --> 00:18:21,476 He'll be right back. 375 00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:26,898 What you doing, player? Why you charging for three hours of labor? 376 00:18:26,982 --> 00:18:29,151 I can knock that shit out in 30 minutes. 377 00:18:29,234 --> 00:18:31,236 [chuckles] Bennie, it's not what you think. 378 00:18:31,319 --> 00:18:33,780 This is a dealership. We have set minimums. 379 00:18:34,322 --> 00:18:36,449 Well, that ain't how I do it at my shop. 380 00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:39,327 Well, it's not your shop. 381 00:18:39,911 --> 00:18:43,456 Oh, and zip up your coveralls. Company policy. 382 00:18:51,715 --> 00:18:54,259 [funky instrumental music playing] 383 00:18:55,302 --> 00:18:57,679 [Bennie humming] 384 00:18:57,762 --> 00:18:59,097 What you doing here? 385 00:18:59,181 --> 00:19:01,808 I left my Bible. It's my favorite one. 386 00:19:01,892 --> 00:19:03,727 I got it for free from a hotel. 387 00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:05,937 I feel you. That's where I got my first TV. 388 00:19:06,021 --> 00:19:07,397 [both laugh] 389 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,107 Hey, man, since you here, man, 390 00:19:09,191 --> 00:19:11,985 grab this broom and help me get ready for my reopening. 391 00:19:12,736 --> 00:19:13,695 Wait, hold on. 392 00:19:13,778 --> 00:19:18,450 So, I thought you about that Lexus life? Like, the free tacos and whatnot. 393 00:19:18,533 --> 00:19:21,119 Man, Lexus can kiss my ass. 394 00:19:21,203 --> 00:19:24,789 I'm only working down there until I get my shop back exactly how I want it. 395 00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:27,292 Well, maybe not exactly. 396 00:19:27,959 --> 00:19:30,503 Hey, you right. I'mma get me a massage chair. 397 00:19:30,587 --> 00:19:31,796 [chuckles] 398 00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:33,590 No, I mean I'm leaving. 399 00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:36,343 Damn, Duck, they sending you back in? What you do? 400 00:19:36,426 --> 00:19:37,636 [laughs] 401 00:19:37,719 --> 00:19:40,555 No, it ain't like that, man. I'm going to seminary. 402 00:19:41,306 --> 00:19:44,100 God school. Remember I told you I had a calling? 403 00:19:44,184 --> 00:19:47,103 Okay, well, send that shit to voicemail. I need a mechanic. 404 00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:48,438 [Duck chuckles] 405 00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:52,943 Hey, I already worked it out with the parole officer. It's all set. 406 00:19:55,070 --> 00:19:56,279 Oh, man. 407 00:19:56,905 --> 00:19:58,198 [sighs] 408 00:19:58,281 --> 00:19:59,741 That's good, Duck, man. 409 00:20:00,742 --> 00:20:03,036 For real, man. That's good for you, man. 410 00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:04,329 [chuckles] Thank you, man. 411 00:20:04,412 --> 00:20:08,291 Hey, I appreciate everything you did holding me down too, man. 412 00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:10,377 Hey, baby, Duck leaving. 413 00:20:10,460 --> 00:20:11,920 I got my job back. 414 00:20:12,003 --> 00:20:14,381 Uh, so, uh, can I come home now? 415 00:20:14,464 --> 00:20:15,757 [crashing] 416 00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:16,758 Ow. 417 00:20:18,176 --> 00:20:21,846 And in seventh place, Quiz Markie, 418 00:20:21,930 --> 00:20:24,933 followed by This Some Bullshit, 419 00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:30,605 and in last place, the Test-icles. 420 00:20:32,148 --> 00:20:36,069 Classy, guys. Go get your consolation pizza. 421 00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:38,613 Hey, well at least you beat the nuts. 422 00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:41,366 This some bullshit. 423 00:20:41,449 --> 00:20:43,868 -Go team! -Can you stop it? 424 00:20:43,952 --> 00:20:45,954 I needed a win tonight. 425 00:20:46,538 --> 00:20:48,581 It's just stupid trivia. 426 00:20:48,665 --> 00:20:50,542 I'll buy you a nerd trophy. 427 00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:52,502 It's not just trivia, Lucretia. 428 00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:53,837 It's everything. 429 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:57,632 I didn't get my scholarship, I can't find a job-- 430 00:20:57,716 --> 00:20:59,175 You're still married to Bennie. 431 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:01,344 And that helps how? 432 00:21:03,096 --> 00:21:06,266 You're in a slump. Life will get back on track. 433 00:21:06,349 --> 00:21:07,225 Stop trippin'. 434 00:21:08,018 --> 00:21:10,603 It's just so much right now. 435 00:21:11,146 --> 00:21:15,734 [scoffs] I feel like I just want to crawl under this table. 436 00:21:15,817 --> 00:21:16,818 [Lucretia] Stop it. 437 00:21:16,901 --> 00:21:19,654 Look how much you've overcome. Huh? 438 00:21:20,530 --> 00:21:23,283 Getting pregnant at 16 by Bennie, 439 00:21:23,366 --> 00:21:26,453 graduating high school and college anyhow, 440 00:21:27,495 --> 00:21:29,539 getting pregnant by Bennie again, 441 00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:31,708 Tasha getting pregnant by Bennie, 442 00:21:32,667 --> 00:21:34,836 you getting pregnant by Bennie a third time… 443 00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:38,048 What? 444 00:21:38,131 --> 00:21:41,009 You got through all of that. You'll get through this. 445 00:21:41,092 --> 00:21:41,968 [sighs] 446 00:21:42,761 --> 00:21:43,636 You think so? 447 00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:46,639 Of course, you just gotta give yourself some grace. 448 00:21:48,141 --> 00:21:50,310 And top me off before you close out your tab. 449 00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:52,520 [chuckles] 450 00:22:04,032 --> 00:22:04,908 Carlotta. 451 00:22:05,700 --> 00:22:08,578 Hey, it's, uh… it's Beyoncé. [chuckles] 452 00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:11,373 -[chuckles awkwardly] -Regina Upshaw. 453 00:22:11,456 --> 00:22:13,917 Oh, yes. I… I know. Nice to see you. 454 00:22:14,584 --> 00:22:16,669 So, anyway, I was talking to Darryl about the game-- 455 00:22:16,753 --> 00:22:19,964 Wow. So, it's like that. 456 00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:22,634 [softly] Please don't make a scene. 457 00:22:22,717 --> 00:22:25,637 A scene? Why would I make a scene? 458 00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:28,473 -Are you guys ready to order? -They gonna need a minute. 459 00:22:31,476 --> 00:22:33,228 Now, how am I making a scene? 460 00:22:35,397 --> 00:22:37,023 [in normal voice] Let's just say 461 00:22:37,107 --> 00:22:39,317 I heard how things went down at your last job 462 00:22:39,401 --> 00:22:41,736 and I don't need that kind of drama in my life. 463 00:22:41,820 --> 00:22:46,366 Oh, that. Girl, I'm sure that got blown way out of proportion. 464 00:22:46,449 --> 00:22:49,202 Cussing out your boss, leaving in the middle of the day 465 00:22:49,285 --> 00:22:51,746 and then coming back like nothing ever happened? 466 00:22:51,830 --> 00:22:53,498 Those are the broad strokes. 467 00:22:54,332 --> 00:22:55,417 I liked you, 468 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:57,419 but hospitals are a business 469 00:22:57,502 --> 00:22:59,879 and we need someone with a few less red flags. 470 00:23:01,131 --> 00:23:04,008 Best of luck. Maybe update your references. 471 00:23:05,844 --> 00:23:08,054 I don't have any other references. 472 00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:12,517 I was at the same job for 20 years. 473 00:23:13,226 --> 00:23:14,561 Like I said, best of luck. 474 00:23:18,857 --> 00:23:19,691 [scoffs] 475 00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:24,070 I'm never gonna work again. 476 00:23:25,572 --> 00:23:29,075 Definitely not as a waitress. Where the hell is my drink? 477 00:23:37,125 --> 00:23:39,127 [theme music playing]